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Speaker 1: Nicky. Hello here, I am welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's Monday, um, episode one and something I don't even know. Uh,

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Speaker 1: you guys know we are on video now right. UM.

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Speaker 1: If you're watching on YouTube, hello, please comment on my

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Speaker 1: looks below. Uh no, don't do that please. UM. I

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Speaker 1: have not watched the video because I don't like to

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Speaker 1: look at myself, but I've heard good things and UM,

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Speaker 1: we're very excited about it. So you can go subscribe,

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Speaker 1: uh from following the link in our Instagram account, which

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Speaker 1: I do know that our Instagram account is on a

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Speaker 1: private um account and you have to request access, but

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Speaker 1: we'll let you in. All you gotta do is request

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Speaker 1: it and then you'll get in. But listen, I post

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Speaker 1: things on there that I don't want everyone to see.

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Speaker 1: I just want my podcast listeners to see. I want

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Speaker 1: you to have to want it. You don't just get

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Speaker 1: it because you know like private accounts, I know they're

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Speaker 1: a little bit kire, but you know, I want an

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Speaker 1: account where I can post things that I know that

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Speaker 1: people that listen to my podcast, true listeners are going

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Speaker 1: to um not judge me for and I feel like

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Speaker 1: on my own personal account, you post things and people

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Speaker 1: can screenshot it and judge and it's just a little

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Speaker 1: It honestly makes me feel like it's a um a

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Speaker 1: fin sta a little bit. You know, the fake instagrams

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Speaker 1: that girls I don't know if they're still doing that,

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Speaker 1: but girls would make for like they're close friends and

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Speaker 1: they would post like, you know, thirst traps and stuff

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Speaker 1: like I feel like I can be a little bit

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Speaker 1: more thirsty, a little bit more um, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: just me. I can be a little more me on

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Speaker 1: those accounts and like post pictures that maybe aren't so

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Speaker 1: perfect and um, I don't know. Like there was one

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Speaker 1: this weekend where I was showing a defense move to

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Speaker 1: Andrew that I learned at a self defense class that

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Speaker 1: I took on Thursday that um, and he was supposed

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Speaker 1: to like straddle me and strangle me, but instead he

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Speaker 1: like did the reverse. He like reversed because he was

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Speaker 1: talking about how earlier that day he was talking about

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Speaker 1: a new sex move he learned with his girlfriend from

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Speaker 1: a porn he watched, and I think we talked about

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Speaker 1: it where he she's on top and his legs are

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Speaker 1: wait no, you know, usually the girls straddling the guy reverse,

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Speaker 1: but in this way, he's his legs are splayed, and

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Speaker 1: she puts her legs straight like she's sitting on his lap,

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Speaker 1: and then can like he says, she can get like lower.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's always worried about making that dick go deeper.

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Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. He was telling a meal

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Speaker 1: about it. And then later on that night we were

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Speaker 1: doing the defense move and I go, Andrew straddle me

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Speaker 1: and like trying to strangle me, and um, and he

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Speaker 1: did that move and then someone took a picture of it,

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Speaker 1: and it was really funny. But I just didn't want

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Speaker 1: to post it on a normal one because it just

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Speaker 1: looks easy and I knew you guys would get it.

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Speaker 1: So that's an example. Um yeah, are you a reverse

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Speaker 1: cow girl kind of girl? Uh? I like regular cowgirl style,

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Speaker 1: like just riding facing the horse correct, pretending I'm on

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Speaker 1: a horse? Why yeah? Why don't we ever call it

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Speaker 1: cow girl? Why is it always just reverse cow girl?

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Speaker 1: Does anyone say let's do cow girl? No, they just

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Speaker 1: say girl on top right of the horse. Would be

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Speaker 1: weird if they called it that. Do you guys do

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Speaker 1: girl on top of the horse or reverse cow girl? Well,

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Speaker 1: why don't you just call it cow girl. Well, we

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Speaker 1: don't know. Um, I disagree with both of those positions.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be on top like ever. Um,

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Speaker 1: as I've you know, covered before. Um, it's just so

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Speaker 1: much work. Would you like it? Like, sorry to pry

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Speaker 1: into your sexy but do you like do you like

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Speaker 1: spending most of your time up there is when you

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Speaker 1: were having that is? Honestly, that's the easiest way for

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Speaker 1: me to have an orgasm because you have more control

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Speaker 1: and you can like grind, Yeah, do you have Can

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Speaker 1: you have an orgasm from just that? From no? Like really? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh dear, I wish that I could. I Like, I

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Speaker 1: forgot my sex toys this weekend on the road, and

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Speaker 1: it was just like, no, no, Nikki doesn't get to

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Speaker 1: but I just did not have any time. We were

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Speaker 1: you know, we did Buffalo. We got into Buffalo at like,

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Speaker 1: go to a sex shop. I was almost going to tweet, like,

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Speaker 1: will someone bring me one that you haven't used or something.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure someone would have done that. Um, but I

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Speaker 1: really fucked up by forgetting that. I also, what else

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Speaker 1: was the one that caused me to suffer the most.

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Speaker 1: Do you have toys that you specifically travel with or

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Speaker 1: is it just whatever you're in the mood for taking. Um,

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Speaker 1: that's a good question, and it's usually. Well, the thing

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Speaker 1: you know, terrible. I bring I generally bring a section

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Speaker 1: one and then a penetrative one, and sometimes that is

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Speaker 1: when you want to penetrate yourself with one of them

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Speaker 1: Um No, I usually I think I could just bring

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Speaker 1: it's not good enough. It's like nothing's good enough anymore. No, Like,

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Speaker 1: I seriously have problems with addiction, like to anything where

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Speaker 1: It's never it doesn't just stay like, oh, this is

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Speaker 1: I just I don't, Yeah, the toys aren't cutting it

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Speaker 1: idea that I could, I mean, it's tragic for me

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Speaker 1: I can kind of get there, you know with someone

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Speaker 1: that much. It's just like it's like having it's a guarantee. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a guarantee. It's not even a guarantee. Honestly, it's

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Speaker 1: not even guarantee, but it's just way more likely to happen.

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Speaker 1: I know that I'm saying these things, like the way

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Speaker 1: And it's not because I mean I do let myself

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Speaker 1: it's self care is a nice way of rephrasing things

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Speaker 1: that you think are like lazy, and it's true, like

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Speaker 1: just like what. I was so confused by that um

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Speaker 1: schedule a doctor's appointment right and uh, if you're a

426
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:19,160
Speaker 1: new patient, So I called this one place. They go, uh, yeah,

427
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 1: well we might. This is why I tried to postpone

428
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 1: tomorrow because they go for the podcast tomorrow. They they

429
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,120
Speaker 1: were like, we could have a cancelation tomorrow. You coming out.

430
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 1: I can't do that. They're like, well, how's November thirtieth,

431
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 1: And I go, okay, let me call back every morning

432
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 1: and see if you have a cancelation at work That's

433
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: the only reason why I pushed the podcast, because I

434
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: was like, all right, well, now I'll take the cancelation,

435
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: because so then I'll go, okay, I hang up, I

436
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 1: don't hang on my go okay, I'll call another day

437
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 1: and see I call another place. They take all my

438
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 1: insurance information, right, They don't even ask you what's wrong

439
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 1: with you? They just want to make sure they're gonna

440
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 1: get paid Before they even go why are you even

441
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,159
Speaker 1: coming in to go? What's your insurance? Let me make

442
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: sure I'll get paid live in the state. They don't

443
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 1: even know if you can go there. You might have

444
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: called the wrong number. And they're like, look, you don't

445
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 1: even have to come in. Just give us your insurance.

446
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 1: We won't even see you, but we're going to charge

447
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: you feb Did you hear me? Is that true? That's

448
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: their first appointment. They took all my info. They go

449
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 1: they called my insurance company to make sure it's covered.

450
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: They get my address, they get my phone number, they

451
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: get in all this ship for the fucking thing, and

452
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 1: then they go all right, let's see. Um, I go, well,

453
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,400
Speaker 1: how long it's taking. I'm starting to think this isn't

454
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: gonna probably work out. They go, I'll just wait. I'm

455
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: February like said it like like like next Wednesday. Yeah,

456
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: Like it was a like think think you know what,

457
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,880
Speaker 1: here you go, here's February. Oh I found something. If

458
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,640
Speaker 1: I doing you a favor, if I had cancer, you're dead.

459
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 1: I know that thing about cancer is like you you

460
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 1: go in, you find out you have a suspicious thing.

461
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 1: And when I go in for a biopsy, and then

462
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 1: the biopsy is six months later and you go, Um,

463
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 1: what I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't

464
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 1: know that they could make you wait to get cancer results.

465
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: Is it time bad in cancer world? Yes, it's horrible.

466
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: When my dad got breast cancer, early detection the key. Yes,

467
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: Well that's when like someone goes, I feel kind of sick.

468
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna die in five days. It's like, oh,

469
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,120
Speaker 1: well you didn't see me for fucking seven months. Yeah.

470
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: Why do they never get the blame of like, well,

471
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 1: I couldn't get an appointment, so, um, you know that

472
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 1: diagnosis you're giving me, Um, do you think you could

473
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: have caught it? They probably, like, I wondered, your dad's

474
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 1: a cancer doctor, he's got to know the answer to this,

475
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: Like do some people people get diagnosed and go, well,

476
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 1: I've been trying to get in here for three fucking months. Sure,

477
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure. And also it's like, okay, if you can't

478
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: see me till February and you're making money off patients

479
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,439
Speaker 1: and the demand is that high, why are you not

480
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 1: open till eight at night? You know what I mean?

481
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: Like if you have all the you're just wasting money

482
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: or you're you know, I mean, maybe they don't have

483
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 1: enough people working. I mean that's what I always think

484
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: about when you know, there are businesses that are like

485
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 1: Starbucks down the street from us close it sometimes just

486
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 1: like you know, because they don't have enough workers and

487
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: so like I think, oh, when hospital enough doctors so

488
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 1: they can't work over time for the extra three hours

489
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 1: to see new page. Yeah, I mean, like doctors need

490
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 1: to sleep, to my other, even though they have all

491
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 1: the access to things that will keep them up forever

492
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: working and working. Yeah. Well, my dad got breast cancer

493
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: and he got his tick cut off within two weeks.

494
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: Like he was like, well, yeah, he's going to be

495
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: front of the line because sees it. He cut it

496
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 1: off himself. Yeah, I mean he probably got up. Yeah,

497
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: he probably good. He just had to drink some whiskey

498
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: and bite down on a spoon like they do in

499
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 1: Brave Heart or whatever time. So my thought though, is

500
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: part's not civil war a little after yeah, freedom, they're

501
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: talking war of eighteen twelve, Um, what happened? What year

502
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: was that? Anyway? So what year was French and Indian

503
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,239
Speaker 1: where you actually know the French and Indian fought at

504
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: the same time. Has anyone ever said that to you?

505
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,919
Speaker 1: I always felt that was really annoying. Wait what did

506
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: they say? Well, you know the French and Indian War.

507
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you know what it's called that because

508
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: the French and the Indian fought together against the British.

509
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, so it wasn't like a

510
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: French versus Indians. No. Oh, I definitely thought that. I

511
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: don't know anything about history. I'm like, I'm really scared

512
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 1: about his story. But so a new patient can't be

513
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: seen for months, right, does that? You know? What I

514
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: think though? What I think is that a new patient,

515
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 1: they most likely don't have cancer or most likely don't

516
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: have anything that's going to make them more money, but

517
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: a reoccurring patient is sick, so they're gonna keep making

518
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: money off that patient, So it's probably easier as a

519
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 1: reoccurring patient to get it. I think it's probably easier

520
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: as a recurring patient because you have those miles, you know,

521
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: like you have status at the place, you've been there before,

522
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: you spent money. Like and when I call a place

523
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: and I've been a a customer for a while, I

524
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: would like to be right away over a new patient.

525
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: But it is true, like new patients, like you, getting

526
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: a doctor's appointment and getting in soon is just so

527
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: hard to do. What are you going to the doctor

528
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 1: for regular stuff? Well, Brenna saw like a thing on

529
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 1: my ear where She's like, I think that's cancerous. And

530
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't say, what are you saying?

531
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: Why what are you putting in my head? Here? Bree dog?

532
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: I miss you, baby cakes. I mean maybe I don't

533
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 1: think you want to let me see it. I mean,

534
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: you can't even see. You're gonna say it's nothing, and

535
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: then I'm overreacting, but I don't. It's like on my ear,

536
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 1: but it's been there for a long time. It's a

537
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 1: growth kind of thing. It's like right here, it's here,

538
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: you see how it's raised, Like, yeah, I might have

539
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,959
Speaker 1: just some broccoli up there, but uh, you know, if

540
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: you ate vegetables, I might think it was I go,

541
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: I don't need to see anyone, and she's like, no,

542
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: you gotta see. You have a dermatologist. So while I'm there,

543
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: maybe I'll have them check out a few other things.

544
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: What about like a regular doctor. Have you been like,

545
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: got like a full exam? You're just well the one

546
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: through ut after right, that's right. I mean I need

547
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: to call it. I mean there's so much stuff I

548
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: had have to do. Have you ever tried to make

549
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,719
Speaker 1: an appointment? And it's just like, yeah, what is that?

550
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: I got to talk to my dad about. I talked

551
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: to my father. I had a toothache like a month

552
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: ago and I could in my mouth. And the first

553
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: place I called I was like, oh you know, um,

554
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: is there any way that I can come in? I'm

555
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: just having this really bad toothache. And the reception is

556
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: like straight like very straight face, goes um, okay, Well,

557
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: the next appointment I have is twelve pm on October two.

558
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: This is like and that was a month ago. Yeah,

559
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: it was over a month ago that right then, your

560
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: tooth are hurting? Now got a castaway and shoves ice

561
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: skate in there and knock it out in ald Cave

562
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: on An Island. I mean that is and I think

563
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: it just depends because then I was able to call

564
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: a different place and um, you know, the receptionist was

565
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: a but kinder and like treated me like a human being.

566
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: And she's like, you know what, why don't you just

567
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: come out one o'clock today and we'll we'll put you

568
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 1: in between the patients. And I said, okay, great, you

569
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 1: know even if I have to wait around, and I

570
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: just appreciate you letting me come in. Yeah, you know what,

571
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: this talk is going to get me to make some

572
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: doctor's appointments same right, like today, Well it's interesting like

573
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: when because I hope, yeah, I got I got a

574
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: week free in in April, so I think I want

575
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: to I just want to get them scheduled now. I

576
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: know that I have a spring break coming up and

577
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: during the next summer Olympics. And then you finally go,

578
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: You're like what's wrong? You're like, you're perfectly healthy. It's like, well,

579
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: why the fund did I even come? It's it's important

580
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: to go. Do you when you get when you get

581
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: weighed at the doctor, do you want to know the number.

582
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: I don't really care. I don't weigh myself much. But yeah,

583
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: but when you go to the doctor, you get that,

584
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: you get the number they usually tell you. I'd be

585
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: completely fine with getting Oh man, I don't like the number.

586
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: The number is never gonna like that. That has been

587
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: something for me that has been very helpful with my

588
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: body image stuff. Is just not ever weighing myself and

589
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: not knowing the number ever even if I go to

590
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: the doctor. I was listening to some radio show the

591
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: other day and they're talking about going to the doctor

592
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh I am, I weigh a lot

593
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: more than I thought. And it's just it doesn't ever

594
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: make you, doesn't motivate you in the right way. It

595
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: just makes you feel sad, which leads to eating more.

596
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: Like you think it's gonna motivate you. It rarely does that,

597
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: and it just makes you fucking so sad, and so

598
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: I always do um. I was like, you know, get

599
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: on the scale backwards and just have them and then

600
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: I can hear them the pen kind of even writing,

601
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: and I go, that was a one board. And sometimes

602
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,479
Speaker 1: they like they just purposely like leave it on the

603
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: screen like they want you to fucking know. It's like

604
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: there's this weird power that they know that they have

605
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: over you. No one gets their weight and it's excited

606
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: about it. Ever. I mean, that's the thing you if

607
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: you go into the doctor and let's say I have

608
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: a number in mind where I'm like, I know when

609
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: i'm that number, I'm like so skinny and like my

610
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: like everyone is like commenting on how skinny I am,

611
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: but not in like a concerned way. It's like my

612
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: best weight. That makes me feel like yeah, whatever, Like

613
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: there's a number I have in my head if it

614
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: if it is that number, then I have to Then

615
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: I get in my head and I go, I gotta

616
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: maintain it. I'm just at that number, so that means

617
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: I'm quickly. I could go over that number very easily

618
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: if I just drink too much water, And then I

619
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: started obsessing over like we gotta stay at that. So

620
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: it doesn't even even if I hit the number I want,

621
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: it doesn't give me the satisfaction. If it's below then

622
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: I start going, uh, well, maybe maybe I'm wrong about

623
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: that number. Maybe the number has to be even lower

624
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: because I don't feel like that skinny right now, and

625
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: I don't even feel like good about myself. So now

626
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: the number should maybe five pounds lower than I think

627
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: it is. Now I'm now I'm over the number that

628
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: I even went in four or it's a number. Most

629
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: likely it's a number that's five pounds over what I

630
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: think it is, and then that's a whole fucking thing.

631
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: So just don't get the number for your know how

632
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: your clothes fit, you know how it fits, don't get them.

633
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: You don't need to know the number unless there is

634
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: a tumorous mass that weighs thirty pounds somewhere in your system.

635
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: That wouldn't affect the way your jeans fit. You don't

636
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: need to know the number. You know when you put

637
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: on clothes, if you're a little overweight or not. You

638
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: just know, do you think? I think what happens to

639
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: is like whatever your height is, there's like a number

640
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: that they determine is what's healthy. And for me, I'm

641
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: like five nine in a quarter two a half just

642
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: under three quarters. Um, I think it's more like five eight,

643
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: and the three quarters that's what I am were exactly

644
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: the same mine. You're under five nine. I think I'm

645
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: like right on, like a you must have shrunk because

646
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm five nine in a quarter where I really don't

647
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: think I did. Maybe so anyway, alright, so six and no.

648
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,959
Speaker 1: But there's a way that they tell They're like, if

649
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: you're five nine, you should be a sixty pounds. I

650
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: will if I got to you would think I'm dying

651
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: you You would say something to me like and you

652
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: need to eat, something like there are there's I feel

653
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 1: like there's like a putting that number. It makes the

654
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 1: person think, oh, I'm not healthy unless on that number,

655
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: and then they're gonna go crazy over the number, you

656
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: know what I mean. See, that's so funny that you go,

657
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: I'm not healthy if I'm at the number. I do

658
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: not think of health when it comes to wait ever,

659
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: and I that's that's because I'm so damaged from the

660
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: way that. I mean, I went on a rant about

661
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: it before you got in here. But like women do not.

662
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: Really I'm not speaking for all of us, but when

663
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: we think of a number, we don't go I'm not

664
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 1: healthy at the number. We go, I'm not lovable at

665
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 1: that number. I mean, that's what it translates to. It's

666
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: interesting that you go, oh, I might be dying. I

667
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: think women when they have extra weight. It's like I'm

668
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: fat at that it's not like and fat doesn't equal unhealthy.

669
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 1: And even though we know that if you're overweight you're

670
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: more susceptible to disease and stuff like that, but it doesn't.

671
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: That's like a that's an afterthought, like you Yeah, I

672
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,439
Speaker 1: was listening to some kind of like podcast yesterday about

673
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: a girl that used to um you know, uh, induced

674
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: vomiting by drinking ipocac. You know, the stuff that you

675
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: give people if they have you know, parents used to

676
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: have it just in case your kids eat poison, and

677
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: so it will just make you puke everything, and and

678
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: you can die from taking up a cap like it

679
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: can often cause death in people. And the woman did

680
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,439
Speaker 1: it as a child because she's trying to lose weight,

681
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: and she saw some you know, after school special about

682
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: boliemi and was like, oh, I'll take this thing that

683
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: my parents said make me throw up. So she did

684
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: it and literally felt like she was dying. And then

685
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,919
Speaker 1: she found out it could kill you, and she kept

686
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: doing it, and she was like she said something about

687
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 1: like it didn't matter that it could kill me, Like

688
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: I wanted to be thin more than health, Like it's

689
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: not we we can pretend that these things are about

690
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 1: like health, but it's like nothing tastes as good as

691
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: skinny feels like. That's a line that Moss apparently said,

692
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: but it um And you know, there have been times

693
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: in my life that I did feel that way, but

694
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: it wasn't like the way skinny feels made me feel good.

695
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: It made me feel trapped in uh my own It

696
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: was just the most isolating thing. It makes you. That's

697
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: why I can't stand being around people who are dieting.

698
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 1: I just won't do it because if you're dieting, you're hungry.

699
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: You're either focused on like I get to eat soon,

700
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 1: and that's all you can think of, so you're not present,

701
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: You're not like with me, it makes me. It reminds

702
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: me of being with drunk people. It's like I would

703
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: hate to perform for a bunch of hungry people. It's

704
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 1: the no. We all know that people get angry when

705
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: they're hungry, angry, agitated. Yeah, And it's just like I

706
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: don't want to be around anyone dieting. That's why I

707
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: can't be around If my friends are doing some kind

708
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: of cleanse, I go, I'm not gonna hang out with you.

709
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: Because you're not even if you're like, I love it. It

710
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: It makes me feel so good. I know you're looking

711
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: at every like thing around you being like that looks good.

712
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: I've been starving before. I know what it's like. It's

713
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: not fun, and so if you, yeah, I just I

714
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: cut people out of my life that are That's why

715
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: it gets so mad at you when you like don't

716
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: prepare to eat because I don't want to be around

717
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: you when you're hungry. But I don't. I'm not ever

718
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: angry towards you. You're not angry, but you're just it's

719
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: not even angry, it's distracted. It's like, but I do

720
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: think it's not because you're doing it to lose weight.

721
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: You just like didn't bring a snack for like a

722
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 1: long travel day. I hear you, but I just like

723
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: with that, I just feel like, if if I'm hungry,

724
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: I'll eat like I don't know if like you're putting

725
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 1: on like I feel like. I know I'm trying to

726
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: control your situation. I get that, and it's none of

727
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: my business. But if I have to be around you

728
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: for a long car ride after we landed an airport,

729
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 1: and I know we're gonna get there and nothing's gonna

730
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:39,320
Speaker 1: be open to eat and nothing. Then that's your own

731
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: like brain of what you People don't noticed you're different

732
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: when you haven't eaten, not just me, but buddy, people

733
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: have noticed I'm different. Yeah, I guess you're just me.

734
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: But everyone is different. I mean, but you're saying that

735
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: like like people are like Andrews. They are, Yeah, they are.

736
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: I mean, no, you are different when you're hungry, and

737
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: so I don't want to be around it. And I

738
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: know that's trying to control you, but I can't, like,

739
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: you know, do a roll out of a van just

740
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 1: like onto the highway to get away from you. I

741
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: just have to be around it. I know. But why

742
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 1: don't you just say, hey, Andrew, you're being at the time.

743
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: Well that's why I feel like people are talking about

744
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: me behind my back. No, no no one's talking about you

745
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: behind your back. It's just a thing because I've said

746
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 1: before too, like we need to have food for Andrew

747
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 1: before we get to the show because I don't like

748
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: his energy when he's hungry, and so when when you eat,

749
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: you just calm down a lot. It's true, It's true, dude,

750
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: I I do. You don't think that you're different after

751
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: you've eaten. No, I just can't believe. It's just a

752
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: topic of conversation that I'm not even privy to. It

753
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 1: just it's not making fun of you, not like judgment

754
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: about that. It's just like, oh, that it is good

755
00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: to have food around, because it seems that Andrew might

756
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: be a little bit more anxious when he's hungry. I'm sorry,

757
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: Are you super bumped? No, I'm not bummed. I just

758
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: find it just like it's just funny, like what people

759
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: talk about. I just don't even like it's just something

760
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 1: that I would never even notice on with someone else.

761
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: But no, but like, yeah, no, I get it. It's

762
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,879
Speaker 1: just funny that it's this conversation. Let's get to the news.

763
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: I wonder who else it is? Yours? Now? I heard

764
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: it her second today. Folks, I hope you're having all

765
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: the swells out there. I was, but now I need

766
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: to eat something. Would you rather me not tell you

767
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 1: a thing that I thought it wasn't a big deal.

768
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: That's why I told you. I don't mean to make

769
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: you feel paranoid. Now. That's the thing. Is like, if

770
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,919
Speaker 1: someone's talking said something about you and notice something, would

771
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 1: you prefer not to know it. I mean, is it

772
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: almost like YouTube comments? Should I just not say that? No,

773
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: I just feel like there's a way to tell someone

774
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: without a feeling judgment or critical. Sorry, it was just I.

775
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: I do apologize for making it sound critical. I'm just saying,

776
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: like I tried to. I tried. It's not just you.

777
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: I tried to do that with everyone's hunger because when

778
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 1: I noticed when people get hungry, they don't even notice

779
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: that they're different. I'm super tuned into it because I

780
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 1: lived that lifestyle for so long that I can pick

781
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: up on the slightest like I can just be like

782
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: I do it to the guy I'm dating all the time,

783
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, we have to stop and get something to eat,

784
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm not hungry, and I go, you

785
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: commented on the way here that you were hungry. We

786
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: got to the restaurant, you didn't eat anything because you

787
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 1: didn't like your meal. There's no way you're not hungry

788
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,760
Speaker 1: because you just ate two bites and you were hungry

789
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 1: before that. So we're going to stop and get something.

790
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: Then he gets annoyed, He's like, I don't need anything.

791
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: Then we finally eat and it's like a different person

792
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: after it, and I'm just like, I can't stand I

793
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: guess what it is though, is like before like you

794
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: started like working on your stuff with the eating stuff,

795
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: like when we first started being friends for the first

796
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: year and a half, you want to eat all day. Yeah,

797
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: I know, and then you'd be irritable and then like

798
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: if I would, I felt like I couldn't even bring

799
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: it up to you without you getting upset with me.

800
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: So that's why, like I think sometimes I just like,

801
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: and we've talked about this before, like it's like if

802
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: I feel like I can't say something to you, but

803
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: then you're just so easily able to say something. I

804
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 1: felt comfortable saying that because you had previously said seconds

805
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: before I said that, that you don't have an eating

806
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: disorder for sure, for sure, And no, I get that,

807
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: I get that, But I think I'm just telling you,

808
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: like why I think certain things like probably affect us

809
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: with our friendships sometimes and it's not like a big deal.

810
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, I think that's probably where it

811
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: stems from whenever I might get upset. No, I get it,

812
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,280
Speaker 1: like it it's it's hard to hear that I didn't

813
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,919
Speaker 1: say that in a nice way that like someone had

814
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: noticed that, Like it sounds like we're like talking ship,

815
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: but it wasn't. I presented in a way that sounded

816
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: like we were like gossiping behind your back, and it

817
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: it probably didn't feel good to hear that. And I

818
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: it wasn't gossip. It was just like, oh, it's you're right,

819
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: it's Andrew does like to have snacks backstage, and it

820
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: makes could make them calm down a little bit, just

821
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: like you calm down after you take a you take

822
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 1: a briso poop one. Your boy's been pooping a little

823
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 1: less but not much. Okay to the news, I hope

824
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 1: you're having all the wells. This wasn't a fight really easily.

825
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: And I I instigated that. I I owned up to that.

826
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: That wasn't nice of me, okay. A new survey of

827
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 1: two thousand Americans age fifty and older found that are

828
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,280
Speaker 1: having better sex or the best sex of their lives

829
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: as they as they've aged. Of those surveyed have sex

830
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: more than five times a week, and one in four

831
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: admit they have sex outside the bedroom, like the laundry

832
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: room or staircase. So yeah, So essentially people are are

833
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: when their kids leave, they start, you know, they just

834
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: fucking probably feel more free to just start screaming and

835
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: put it to the Yes, fifty and older. I just

836
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: don't believe this. Did they just go to like a

837
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: Sandals resort in Forever a swinger's weekend as Sandals, remember, Yeah,

838
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: and that's that's the place I was looking for. I mean,

839
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: I hope this is true, but I feel like most

840
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:23,760
Speaker 1: people that get older like kind of lose theirs. I think, well,

841
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: five times a week seems like a lot. What else

842
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: are they doing if they're getting there four oh one,

843
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 1: they're just sucking all day. The Villages is a place

844
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 1: in Florida. Okay, have you heard of that? There are

845
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: a lot of places and that are a lot of places. No,

846
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: but the Villages is known. It's like this huge community

847
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: of like people that are sixty and older and all

848
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 1: they do is drink bud Light and the number one

849
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: bud Light sales and the number one STDs or number

850
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: one Herpes sales is in the Villages because all they

851
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: do is drink beer. And I'll funk each other. No,

852
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: what else did this say? And what what what? I

853
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: can't I just don't believe that what I wanted to add,

854
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: the scientists who conducted the survey said the changes that

855
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: come with aging make women and men communicate more, get

856
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: more creative, have more time to explore, which leads them

857
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,760
Speaker 1: to getting the right type of satisfaction. That's a good point.

858
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: I do find that as you get older and you

859
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 1: can just know what you want and uh, you can

860
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: just have better sex and you can have that's just

861
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 1: the best part about being in a relationship as being

862
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,919
Speaker 1: able as a young person being in a relationship because

863
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's like to be much older,

864
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: But I feel like if I would probably be more

865
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 1: prone to have casual sex as I get older because

866
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: I just I care less about what people think. I'm

867
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: not worried about my body as much. I just accept

868
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: myself more. So I would probably have more of it

869
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: than I had as a young person, because as young person,

870
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 1: I'm so scared I'm gonna be bad at it. I

871
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: don't even know what I like. Um there, I'm not

872
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: going to be able to tell them that I don't

873
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: like that thing that they're doing, and and so then

874
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna end up doing it, and then I'm

875
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: gonna feel bad because I just let this guy do

876
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 1: this thing to me, and I didn't you know, like

877
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: all these things, So that makes sense to me. Actually

878
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: you're having like you know, you start off you have

879
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: sex in the dark. It reminds me of like when

880
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 1: I'm in the locker room at a gym and there's

881
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: an old man and frinkly penis is like perfect technalogy

882
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: two inches away from my face and he's so comfortable.

883
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: So I'm sure he's probably pretty cool with his So

884
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: any time time to do things over and over, you

885
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: get more comfortable with it. At that point, he probably

886
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: started out as a young kid like hiding his penis,

887
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: and then he eventually ends up just blow drying his

888
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: balls with my hair with the with the round brush. Um,

889
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: they're so saggy he can get like a nice like

890
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: he can curl them like a Jennifer and aston like hairstyle.

891
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: Wait a second, so that this totally now makes sense.

892
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 1: It's like you get more comfortable because I feel like

893
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: there's something sad about that though, because and I'm finding

894
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: this in my own life, like the more comfortable I

895
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 1: get with sex and the more open I am to

896
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: like having weirder sexual experiences or like doing kind of

897
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: stranger things. Um that might uh that in the past,

898
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: I would have been so scared to do oh judgmental

899
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: of But now that I'm getting older, I'm getting closer

900
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 1: to being married, which then locks me down to one person.

901
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 1: So there's kind of an irony there of like I'm

902
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: finally ready to spread my labia wings red bull, and

903
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: now I have to shut it down because I'm getting

904
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: closer to wanting to settle down. Well what's interesting then,

905
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: But then like the idea of fucking at first is

906
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: like there's still a party that's like sucking for reproduction,

907
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: for having babies for like, like there's a reason why

908
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: get rid of that. Then it's just for fucking. Then

909
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: it's just for fun, it's all sport. But but also

910
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 1: I plan on being married by that, Like I plan

911
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 1: on being in a committed relationship by the time I'm

912
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,720
Speaker 1: in my fifties, and so that is going to limit

913
00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 1: me to one partner. But maybe we might be swingers

914
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 1: or if ig on it wing, that's true. I think

915
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: you already own it. Yeah I do. I used to

916
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 1: know swing. I don't know what happened to it. Yeah,

917
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: I really think you donated it. Yeah I did. No

918
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: it was um. I used to say that that sex

919
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: wing looked like the way they fed the cows to

920
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: the velociraptors or to the t rex. You know. I

921
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,879
Speaker 1: was like, mo, and it's like being lowered and that

922
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 1: thing it's the same device. Wait a second, I do

923
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: find this kind of I'm learning this kind of blues

924
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: my mind because I do find that, for the first

925
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 1: time ever, I am like really not scared about sex

926
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: stuff and like, oh, I could go scope make like

927
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 1: I used to be just so terrified of like holding

928
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: hands with a boy, kissing a new guy, and now

929
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's not that hard to do. And

930
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 1: now I'm like getting closer to like locking it down.

931
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, now and finally free and I gotta

932
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: lock it down, finally free sexually and you but then

933
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 1: you're free sexually because but but I want to have

934
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 1: sexual experiences that with a lot of people and like

935
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 1: different things, and like, you know, I want to experience

936
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: like all my number is in the teens, right, but

937
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: it's all those A lot of those times I don't

938
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: remember because I was drunk and so they don't even count.

939
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: So really, if we're talking about sexual experiences, people I've

940
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: had sex with that, I remember having sex with We're

941
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 1: below ten for sure, and that's not like a sexually

942
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 1: fulfilling life. I don't know. I board. I want to

943
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: see you right out like a teacher I have I

944
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: have written out like everyone like minus for due to

945
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: being hammered minus three doing. Let me think about your

946
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,280
Speaker 1: own self, like thinking about the number, like the times

947
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: you remember versus the times you do remember. But that

948
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: is why I think I am ready for ready for

949
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: really in a relationship that I love, because when I

950
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 1: did get sober the last three years, I did have

951
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: more sex than I usually have had. And I've been

952
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: and I was sober, so I'm like, okay, I remember

953
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: those those were fun. I got that out of my system.

954
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 1: You haven't done that doesn't feel like a need, Like

955
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: I don't feel that, like that primal need. I think

956
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: that I could find someone that is into like swinging

957
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: or whatever, but then I always feel like, yeah, there's

958
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: such a I just think it's cool. That's cool to

959
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 1: talk about. But I think and for me, like for me,

960
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: it would be like okay, yeah we could both different people.

961
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 1: That would be cool, Like I like, even in my mind,

962
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 1: I'm like that could be cool, you know together though,

963
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: But even that, I just feel like it's like the

964
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: what's that movie with Richard not Richard Geared the million

965
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,839
Speaker 1: dollar proposal or whatever decent proposal. Yeah, so something like

966
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: that where he gave his gave him a million dollars

967
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: that sex with his wife. Yeah, it's cool. No, it

968
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: was the other way around. The guy gave him a

969
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: million dollars to have sex with this. Yeah, here, here's

970
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: a million dollars. Please. Fun that's so funny to do

971
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: a remake, it's so funny. What would you not what

972
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 1: would do a million dollars? What would you do if

973
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: I gave could you my wife and get a million dollars? Yeah?

974
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: I could do that? And the guy's like, no, I

975
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: want I don't want to suck your wife firm? But

976
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 1: I said that wrong. Well you already said it. Sorry,

977
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: goddamn it, my dear, my hand is oak or whatever.

978
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: They say, Uh yeah, so what's the problem with that? No? No,

979
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 1: Like so like the idea of it, like, oh, we

980
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: got a million dollars, now I could we could buy

981
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 1: a house, we could take our kids to college. But

982
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: you've you fucked Robert Redford and I'll never I'll never

983
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: be able to not only that Robert Redford her good.

984
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 1: Oh that's the problem. But the thing is, like he

985
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: know they The thing is they had an intimate, they

986
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 1: went up, they spent time together like they go on

987
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 1: a helicopter. Yeah, like he wooed her. It wasn't just

988
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: about the sex. A woman can have good sex and

989
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 1: not go I need to be with that person if

990
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,879
Speaker 1: it's just sex, if it's just like you know, with

991
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: but then he goes back to your whole thing. Though, like,

992
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: once you get sex into va giant, you're connected no

993
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: matter what. I don't think that If it's just sex

994
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: in your vagina and it's just happening without you, like

995
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: talking to that person, getting to know that, then it

996
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: can exist in that bubble of like that fun bubble.

997
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: But how often is a woman letting a guy in

998
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: her vagina and she doesn't even know it? I mean,

999
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: that's not happening that almost every night in college. Well

1000
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 1: yeah that's happening. But I'm talking about you know, if

1001
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm letting a guy in my vagina, I've probably known

1002
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: him very well at this point, and so that's going

1003
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: to be getting your vagina you either have to marry

1004
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: you or make a deal with my boyfriend and wear

1005
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 1: a mask. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I only told you

1006
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 1: about the mask thing. But I'm glad you listen. I

1007
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: I screwed you before with bringing up the a figment

1008
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 1: of speech or whatever. Yeah. I did tell Andrew that

1009
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,879
Speaker 1: I was down for a gang bang, but I would

1010
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: have to wear a mask. Yes, and no, I wasn't

1011
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 1: even talking about that. I really was. Yeah, I don't

1012
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: want anyone to know if I ever do a gang

1013
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: bang that it's Nicky Glazer. I don't want them to

1014
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: be able to say that, even though I've come out

1015
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: and said that I will be participating in these, I

1016
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: don't want them to be able to say that, Well,

1017
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: now the cats out of the bag that you're wearing

1018
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: on your head, Well, they won't know. They won't know.

1019
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to another news story. Your feet, though,

1020
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: that's the I really didn't think that last night when

1021
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: I was talking about I'm not even joking you. I

1022
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: was like, I will have to because sometimes I want

1023
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: to film it, you know, put it out there. And

1024
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I don't have any tattoos, but my

1025
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 1: feet are real giveaways. You just have a mask in

1026
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: socks on sh okay a twenty four year old man,

1027
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 1: or like those like just like those dinosaur like slippers

1028
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: that are like fake feet, like hulk feet. Maybe put

1029
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 1: those on my feet. That's rich because I feel like

1030
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 1: even you got to cover the wart scar Oh yeah,

1031
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 1: my knee, I'll patch that up to god. Damn it,

1032
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: I have too many things. You're just gonna be a whole,

1033
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: that's all I want to make. Glory hole will be

1034
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: like Okay, I know that nicky wall. Yeah, I know

1035
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: there's the Taylor Swift poster on there that you overpaid for. Yeah,

1036
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: my asshole is ringed with the Taylor Swift lyrics. There's

1037
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: a line around it that says, uh, yeah tis the

1038
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 1: damn season around the ring of ever wre okay, barely scarf?

1039
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: Is that in the dresser? Twenty four year old man

1040
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 1: found love and a new kidney through Tinder. It's pretty crazy,

1041
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: so to a gay guy. I found a guy on Tinder,

1042
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: ended up having a great connection with him, and then

1043
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 1: told him that he would need a kidney, and the

1044
00:53:54,880 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: guy gave him his kidneys. They were so in love

1045
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 1: and so committed to each other. How long did this

1046
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 1: take like quick quick. The guy that's limorans baby, oh

1047
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: you think he gave him the kidney during like the

1048
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: fun point, and then he's like, yeah, this is the

1049
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 1: this is the honeymoon stage. This is how you get

1050
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 1: a kidney. If you get in that beginning, don't wait

1051
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,439
Speaker 1: until they've fallen out of love with you. Don't ask

1052
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: for a kidney down the line. You get in the

1053
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: beginning of that time where your machine gun king married

1054
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 1: though fox, Oh they did, they are married. You want

1055
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: to get into vagina, you gotta give me that kidney.

1056
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 1: That's so sweet. I would love to give someone my kidney.

1057
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: I think that is a beautiful thing. Does that for

1058
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: a loved one? I really, I don't know what that

1059
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: says about me that I'm dying to give someone my kidney,

1060
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,479
Speaker 1: but um, I would like to do that for someone

1061
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: in my life. Yeah, I would love to get be weird.

1062
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: If you asked for a kidney, I was like, I

1063
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: when can we get in? You just want to kill

1064
00:54:54,680 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 1: me from the inside too. I start just like, what

1065
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 1: do you do to get kidney damage? Whatever? And that

1066
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: is I do that? Well. I think there should be

1067
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 1: like an app for um owner owners people wanting to

1068
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: give up their organs. I think that's so weirdly like

1069
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: illegal or something. I don't know, like you put up

1070
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: your blood or you put up like what you are. Yeah,

1071
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 1: you're you're like I would like to give you my

1072
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 1: right ear. Yeah, you're you're gonna van go. I think

1073
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 1: you should send your ear to Brenna in the mail

1074
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 1: like van go. Like, Babe, I got rid of it.

1075
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,760
Speaker 1: I'm no longer cancerous, but I do have a little

1076
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 1: hole on the side of my head. She's like, yeah,

1077
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 1: I'll give you my kidney grosser than just like a

1078
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: hole on the side of your head where an ear

1079
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 1: used to be, Like that growls me off, or when

1080
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: people lose their nose and it's just like a whole

1081
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: Like I don't know why that bothers me so much. Well,

1082
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: it's just tripped tri pophobia. Have you ever heard of that? No,

1083
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 1: it's as when you're afraid of turkey. No, it's when

1084
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 1: you're maybe tripp to fan andto phobia. Um. No, it's

1085
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 1: when triple fanto phobia is when you trip over a

1086
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 1: fan board and you're scared of I don't want that. Actually,

1087
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 1: I actually get I have that fear at mut and

1088
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: greets that people trip over the cord that are the

1089
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 1: lights and memory time they walk up, I go to

1090
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 1: do with it. Like the whole time, I'm just like

1091
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: nervous about people fan or whatever. It's like t r

1092
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: y p f O B. I think it's triple phobia,

1093
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: but it's um My mom has it big time, and

1094
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: my sister kind of has it. It's when you're scared

1095
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: of a lot of little holes all clustered together and

1096
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: it makes your skin crawls. Um, Swiss cheese can cause tripophobia,

1097
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 1: but oftentimes it's like the holes have to be like

1098
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 1: close together, and it's just like can give you It's

1099
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 1: on Reddit, so is it like a little thin line

1100
00:56:55,880 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 1: between each hole, like it almost looks like rotting carts.

1101
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: But it's just like I have it too. But my

1102
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 1: mom really has it, like she can't even look at

1103
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: Like my tie used to have bolted feathers, and the

1104
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 1: feathers you could see them like coming out of its

1105
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: hair almost. They were like these tubes that like before

1106
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 1: the feather would like turn into a feather, it would

1107
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 1: be like the tubes that would be all close together.

1108
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: And my sister and I would be like it's it's

1109
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: doing the thing again, and it was it was trypophobia.

1110
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: When your mom comes over, you should put curlers in

1111
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,919
Speaker 1: and see what happens. Um you know what I'm talking about,

1112
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: Like when the legaments rip and there's like one like

1113
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: it's just barely holding on and it's just the one fiber,

1114
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 1: like like when there's something like ripping on your jeans

1115
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: have like a hole in it and it's just like

1116
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: one little sing and I'm just like or when a

1117
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 1: man has a ponytail and it's just a little like

1118
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 1: a braid and it's just braided down and then they

1119
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: turn do they do the rubber band around the tiniest

1120
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 1: like it's like three hairs that have a rubber band

1121
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: around it. I want to I want to die. I

1122
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 1: seriously feel like my skin is melting off my face

1123
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 1: when I see like a Willie Nelson little braid that's

1124
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: like like, oh, I actually had a dream of the

1125
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 1: Southern Night where my hair was in a bunch of

1126
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: little like Julio doesn't bother me. Those are like thicker

1127
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: pieces of hair. But okay, we gotta go to break

1128
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: and we'll come back with why do I care? Why

1129
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:29,440
Speaker 1: do I care? I don't even know anymore? Why do

1130
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 1: I care? Ninety year old actor William Shatner, whoa yeah,

1131
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: and his last name is Shatner, which is hilariously. He's

1132
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: going to space, that is funny. Yeah, with Jeff Bezos

1133
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 1: Blue Origin. Next week he's going up to William Shatner's

1134
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: ninety Jesus Christ. I mean Star Trek just was you know?

1135
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 1: I never watched it? Did you ever watch not a

1136
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: single not even a second? I mean literally not a second. No,

1137
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 1: were you ever into any of that stuff? No? I

1138
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: never watched it. I hear it's great though, But yeah,

1139
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: I mean I heard that like and like shows like

1140
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 1: Babylon five and um, I just hear him and I

1141
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: get angry. I don't know why. I don't know why.

1142
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 1: I've never been I hate like the future, like get

1143
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 1: out of here? Well, because you it's the only time

1144
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: you can get a doctor's appointment. It's on a space station.

1145
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: Any Um. Okay, he's going to space with Elon Musk

1146
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos, rich guy. Yeah, Elon Musk has fake hair.

1147
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 1: Bezos went bald. Um. That's interesting that Bezos did it

1148
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: get a wig because it was too late. You can't

1149
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 1: wait that long you can. I mean Brian or Lacker did.

1150
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: But but and he, like Brian or Lacker did, got

1151
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: a wig or transplant and like went from bald to

1152
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 1: that and was like, yeah, I just got it. But

1153
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 1: everyone thought different can't do like men can't do that,

1154
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 1: Like I don't mind a bald guy being like, I'm

1155
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 1: just gonna get a wig and just do it. Our

1156
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 1: friend Robbie College or dead I love and he put

1157
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: it on Instagram. He's like, listen, I have a hairpiece.

1158
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 1: This is my new life. And it's like, good for you.

1159
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: When I wear fake eyelashes, I'm not like, oh my god,

1160
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 1: someone knows that I have fake or like hair extensions

1161
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 1: and you gotta address it. Like what he did. He

1162
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 1: made a post he said, hey, I got it, but

1163
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: but I still don't think that men people don't like

1164
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: to be tricked. That's what it is. No, it's not

1165
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: that people make five men who go from bald when

1166
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 1: women can do women can go get spray tans, they

1167
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: can do all these things, but men are not allowed

1168
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 1: to make an egregious change in their looks without it

1169
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 1: being like like sad or something. We knew he was

1170
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: bald and now you're allowed have hair, you had hair before.

1171
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 1: Why can't you go back to hair if it's fake,

1172
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 1: because then it admits that you're insecure about your baldness,

1173
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 1: and that's such a pussy move, really, or or you

1174
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 1: just are bald and miserable. There's also a difference between

1175
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 1: a guy that and you don't. La was bald by

1176
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: choice and all the funny. He's like, I just want

1177
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 1: to grow it up. Yeah, it's like the Seinfeld thing

1178
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 1: when she's like, grow your hair out. You have this

1179
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 1: hair and he grew out. Oh, I love that, and

1180
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 1: he goes, She goes, you're bald, and he goes, I was.

1181
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 1: That's a different one. I'm talking about the one where

1182
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 1: she saw his driver's license and saw that he had

1183
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 1: a fool had a great hair, and he had a

1184
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 1: shaved head. And she's like, you can grow your hair out.

1185
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 1: And then he grew it out and he's he was bald,

1186
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: he was thinning. It wasn't the same. I don't remember

1187
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 1: that one anyway. So he's going to space, he's going

1188
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: on that thing. It's going to sixty six miles in

1189
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 1: the air and then coming right back down in a parachute,

1190
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: and I gotta tell you. If you're on star track

1191
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 1: and you're going warped speed, keep saying start track. Yeah,

1192
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 1: it's trek tracks. So did you just find out to

1193
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: start track and not track? So more to the story. Um,

1194
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: people always say that you say star trek rock. Who's

1195
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:00,240
Speaker 1: all this just kidding? I know he's paying it. I

1196
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 1: was playing, I was playing. I think this is like

1197
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 1: your get up today makes me think that you can

1198
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: take and I can. But this look makes you seem

1199
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: like you're jook, right. Yeah, I know you walked in

1200
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 1: here dying for me to say something about it. And

1201
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,959
Speaker 1: I tried to see wearing for audio listeners. He's wearing

1202
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: a jean jacket with a shirt with a shirt underneath.

1203
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: He's wearing sunglasses and a backwards white cap. And my

1204
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: beard is thick these days. Oh, I forgot that because

1205
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 1: i'm beard's jacket. It's it's a fall, that's what. Is

1206
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: that a new jacket or something? No, it's it's an

1207
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 1: old new jacket. I guess. Um, your dad wears a

1208
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 1: Jeane jacket a lot. He actually rocks it in a

1209
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 1: manly way, which makes me happy. I'm glad that my

1210
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 1: dad inspired some of your fashion let's move on. I

1211
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 1: really don't care about old men in space at all.

1212
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: Let's get on to top one, bottom one. It's our

1213
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:53,960
Speaker 1: Monday topic. Top one, bottom one. What's our topic, Noah,

1214
01:02:54,120 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: Today we're talking about top one, bottom one. Shoes shook. Now,

1215
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 1: this might be shoes that you wear, shoes that you

1216
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 1: notice other people wearing, but this is just h least

1217
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 1: favorite kind of shoe, most favorite kind of shoe. Um,

1218
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: do you want to start us off? Um, Andrew, I

1219
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 1: guess least favorite shoe for me is uh Oh, that's tough.

1220
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,720
Speaker 1: I go through a lot of phases, as you know,

1221
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 1: so any phase that has ended up being the shortest phase,

1222
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 1: it's probably the So you're going with shoes that you've wore,

1223
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:31,880
Speaker 1: not like women's shoes that you've noticed that you don't

1224
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 1: like that. I mean, you could do whatever you whe

1225
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering which lane your I thought we were going, Like,

1226
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 1: you came up with shoes and I just go shoes

1227
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 1: sounds good shoes in general, But anything I bought recently

1228
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 1: I bought. I'd be shocked if one of us doesn't

1229
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: say the shoes that have like the little toes highlighted,

1230
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 1: you know, the rubber shoes kind of like those I

1231
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,520
Speaker 1: tried them on before. I like liking them because I

1232
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 1: think it's so hacked to hate them. Yes, okay, Um,

1233
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: I bought boots. I bought Timberland boots recently because I

1234
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: was watching a lot of country music. I was watching

1235
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 1: a lot of Morgan Wall and a lot of Poor

1236
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: me Um and uh, I was like, well, I'll just

1237
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 1: be the relatable guy with his boots on stage with

1238
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: my Yeah, he came out, We're walking these boots waiting

1239
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 1: for me to say something, and you're like, are you

1240
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 1: going hiking? And you're like, I was autistic about it.

1241
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm jaded. Have you watched the New Love on the Spectrum.

1242
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: There's this new guy named Jaden, and let me just you're, well,

1243
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 1: Jaden is an interesting guy because he is the type

1244
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 1: of autistic that's like he's kind of like the way

1245
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,960
Speaker 1: that I was saying that that one girl was where

1246
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 1: she was like, I don't she doesn't understand why people

1247
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 1: do things just out of like being polite. She's like

1248
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 1: like almost before when I go oh, I said the

1249
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 1: thing about oh, someone noticed Also I'm like, well that's

1250
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 1: a fact that proves my point. Why wouldn't I share

1251
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: that fact? And people go because it's rude to tell

1252
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 1: someone that they've been talked about behind their back. That

1253
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 1: makes people uncomfortable, and I'd go, well it should well

1254
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 1: would you rather not know? It's a thing that happened,

1255
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 1: and it supported my thesis, So that was kind of

1256
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 1: autistic of me being like, why are you offended? It

1257
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 1: shouldn't offend you. It's a fact. And Jaden is like

1258
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:15,919
Speaker 1: that he um. He had this really interesting thing where

1259
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 1: he says that he doesn't understand, like societal norms are

1260
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 1: like no, you know, he's talking to this girl about

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01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 1: going on a date and she goes, well, you know

1262
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 1: you um, when you sit down, you could offer her

1263
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 1: water And he goes, is there water on the table

1264
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: with a glass? And she's like yeah, probably, And he's like, well,

1265
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 1: why wouldn't she pour it herself? Like if she does,

1266
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 1: she is her arm working. She's like probably, but like

1267
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: it's just a nice thing to do, and he's like, okay,

1268
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 1: it's a nice thing to do it Like I'll remember that,

1269
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 1: but like he has to, like he has to. He

1270
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 1: doesn't know that it's a nice thing to do. He

1271
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 1: doesn't understand why that's a nice thing to do, because

1272
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 1: he goes, doesn't that take away her autonomy as a

1273
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 1: person that could do it herself. So and he he

1274
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: had a really interesting example. He goes, I don't use

1275
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,920
Speaker 1: I don't do anything that doesn't serve a purpose, and

1276
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: like has a reason for it. He said, I shake hands.

1277
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: I shake hands not because you're supposed to shake hands,

1278
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 1: but because there is a reason you shake hands. When

1279
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 1: you would shake with your right hand, your right hand

1280
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:14,320
Speaker 1: would always have your hand on your sword back in

1281
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 1: the day, so if you shook with your right hand,

1282
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 1: you were disarmed. So it was a fat, friendly greeting

1283
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: that said I don't I'm not gonna hurt you. Hello.

1284
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,800
Speaker 1: It's a way to tell someone I'm your friend, I'm

1285
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 1: not gonna hurt you. A shaking hand without a reason

1286
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:30,040
Speaker 1: behind it doesn't make any sense, just shaking hands. Why

1287
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 1: would that mean I'm not gonna hurt you if it

1288
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 1: doesn't attach to the meaning to the sword. And so

1289
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:36,200
Speaker 1: that's why he shakes hands is because, oh there's this

1290
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 1: meaning attached to it. And I think that for your boots,

1291
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 1: I felt the same way of like, why would you

1292
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 1: have hiking boots if you shan't hike and shan't I

1293
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,439
Speaker 1: use that wrong, but I wanted to speak in jan Look,

1294
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 1: I shan't didn't have bottom for sure. Um, I shan't

1295
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:57,760
Speaker 1: help it. I'm gonna will. But yeah, so I bought

1296
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,080
Speaker 1: these boots and I haven't worn him once, and I

1297
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 1: I honestly might never. Wait, why was it because I

1298
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,760
Speaker 1: said that? No, No, I just really anything. It just

1299
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,960
Speaker 1: doesn't really make sense to wear hiking boots just to

1300
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 1: hike myself on stage. For dude, I said this to you,

1301
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 1: and you got really defensive. But you said they looked cool,

1302
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,040
Speaker 1: and I go, okay, well, then there's well I thought

1303
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 1: they were enough of a regular boot to counteract the hike,

1304
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 1: but I've since realized they're too hike. They're too hikey.

1305
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,439
Speaker 1: Why didn't you just buy the same boot that Walen has.

1306
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:32,480
Speaker 1: I couldn't. He has cowboy boots, which I couldn't go

1307
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,080
Speaker 1: full cowboy boots, gotcha? Okay, so those are your least

1308
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 1: favorite boots? Yeah, anything that you buy and you've never

1309
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 1: worn once because you automatically regret it. Okay, Noah, least

1310
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:46,240
Speaker 1: favorite shoe. I think the clog has to do it

1311
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 1: for me as a least favorite shoe, Yeah, like with

1312
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 1: with a wooden bottom. It just I feel like a

1313
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 1: robot when I walk in them. And one time, um,

1314
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 1: the bottom of a clog like cut my ankle because

1315
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 1: the shoe is so like rigid that I bumped it

1316
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: into my ankle and I have like a deep cut

1317
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 1: and I just can't get over it. Wait, you wore

1318
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 1: clogs like when I was a kid? Yeah, okay, but

1319
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:19,200
Speaker 1: clocks are so comfy, like birkenstock. Clogs are like the

1320
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 1: Swedish clogs straight up wooden clogs. Yeah, why were you

1321
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 1: wearing wooden clogs though? I'm just even as a kid.

1322
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:28,880
Speaker 1: Maybe it was fashionable. They were in style like in

1323
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:31,920
Speaker 1: the nineties and I got a pair of clogs. Okay,

1324
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:34,639
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Um, I'm gonna go with my least

1325
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:38,719
Speaker 1: favorite shoe is any one that has a pointy toe,

1326
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:43,040
Speaker 1: because every fucking shoe has a point he got damn toe.

1327
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,880
Speaker 1: But the ones that are really really pointed, and the ones,

1328
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 1: especially a strappy sandal that the last strap on the

1329
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:53,960
Speaker 1: toe box right, the last strap is like two inches long?

1330
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:57,800
Speaker 1: Who the fox foot? Your foot is supposed to be?

1331
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,759
Speaker 1: Can we glue look at the history of like truly

1332
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,439
Speaker 1: is trying to make you have smaller feet, so you're

1333
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 1: like a smaller I don't know that it turns you

1334
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 1: into a bird, a bird claw. It's like it's like

1335
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:12,080
Speaker 1: bound feet in ancient China. Like it's getting back to

1336
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:15,720
Speaker 1: that of like women need to be disabled almost so

1337
01:09:17,479 --> 01:09:21,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, but women love having like a pointy toe.

1338
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:25,040
Speaker 1: My feet are pointed in uh they are. They are

1339
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 1: in the shape of a shoe, and it bothers me

1340
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: and so I blame like, you know, my severe foot

1341
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:33,640
Speaker 1: paint on these damn point shoes STI let us. But

1342
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:37,679
Speaker 1: really it's any shoe that um, especially a very high

1343
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,720
Speaker 1: heels also my least favorite to them. Let me just

1344
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:43,840
Speaker 1: go grab it. I mean it's uh, guys, I was

1345
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:46,920
Speaker 1: buying sneakers recently. You get a wide sneaker, like that's

1346
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:50,080
Speaker 1: what they offer. A wide shoe. No one, No one

1347
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: gives a ship. I'm gonna get wide. My feet are

1348
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 1: gonna get too wide. Yeah, it's wilds These shoes can

1349
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:01,680
Speaker 1: suck my dick. Really these Yeah, that's insane. Basically when

1350
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:05,519
Speaker 1: you're having Yeah, it's like probably at one two it's

1351
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:08,720
Speaker 1: probably a four inch here bax to Letto can I

1352
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:12,720
Speaker 1: try it on? Please? These will think you too. I

1353
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 1: just want to see what it feels like to be

1354
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:18,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is so satisfying. Mind you gave

1355
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 1: me a foot rub this weekend. No, and it was.

1356
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:23,519
Speaker 1: I offered him a hundred dollars to it. It was

1357
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 1: so good. Yeah, I'm not getting you. See that your

1358
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:39,320
Speaker 1: boy's got skills. This is ridiculous them both okay, okay, okay,

1359
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:44,559
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, stand stand with all because all your

1360
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,559
Speaker 1: week goes to your foot, so it shoves it even

1361
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 1: further down. Now, walk a little, a couple of steps. Oh,

1362
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:53,040
Speaker 1: you looks so pretty. I mean they do look like

1363
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,360
Speaker 1: if you had sorts on, you would see how fucking

1364
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:59,599
Speaker 1: good they make care legs look. Yeah, like, look, let's

1365
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 1: look at you. Oh my god, this is hilarious. Hold on,

1366
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,639
Speaker 1: come over here, I want to see what they Oh

1367
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 1: my god, I mean they look so good, Andrew, hold on,

1368
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:14,960
Speaker 1: my pinky toe is already hurting me. I mean that

1369
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,920
Speaker 1: looks so good. I gotta be honest, my pinky toe

1370
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:25,280
Speaker 1: is robbing. Been wearing them for less than thirty seconds, dude, Yeah,

1371
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:30,320
Speaker 1: they're awful. And then so a high this shoe because

1372
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,559
Speaker 1: it doesn't look cute with a toe box that's just

1373
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 1: like square, they don't look as cute. No, I don't agree.

1374
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,360
Speaker 1: But you can have a point, right, So let's make

1375
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:40,280
Speaker 1: this wider and you can still have a point, but

1376
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: it has nothing to do because then the point is

1377
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,559
Speaker 1: going to come out. So if you make it wide

1378
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 1: so that your whole foot fits in, and then you

1379
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:48,960
Speaker 1: point it so that there's nothing in the point, then

1380
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 1: you then you just have like a really then you're

1381
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,640
Speaker 1: gonna look like you're wearing size fifteen shoes and it's

1382
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:56,160
Speaker 1: going to look shack or it's gonna be too wide

1383
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:59,240
Speaker 1: with a short point, which will look here, and your

1384
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:02,280
Speaker 1: foot will sled into that point unless there's like something

1385
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:04,679
Speaker 1: stopping it, in which case your foot will just slam

1386
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,599
Speaker 1: into it. Because when you're in a heel, you're it's

1387
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,479
Speaker 1: like your foot's going down a slide and gravity is

1388
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:11,400
Speaker 1: sending your whole body towards the football. It's it's awful.

1389
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:15,160
Speaker 1: One night of those shoes would make your foot have

1390
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:18,679
Speaker 1: Bunyan's one night. It doesn't take like you know years.

1391
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:21,080
Speaker 1: It was one one time I wore shoes like that

1392
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: and I got bunyans. I love it. Today, like put

1393
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:24,960
Speaker 1: this thing in there, like, oh yeah, your feet will

1394
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:29,400
Speaker 1: just pads. Can some girls send me a foot sprite

1395
01:12:29,479 --> 01:12:31,599
Speaker 1: to numb my feet before I wear them on stage?

1396
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:34,439
Speaker 1: Just numb your foot and I go this, thank you

1397
01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 1: for this. And I know a lot of women do that,

1398
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:38,720
Speaker 1: but I don't want to numb. When you numb it,

1399
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:42,320
Speaker 1: the pain is still taking place, the disfigurement. It's not

1400
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:45,360
Speaker 1: even a band. I'm not gonna lie like, wait, do

1401
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:49,599
Speaker 1: you see the pictures? Your feet look awesome? Final thought?

1402
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:54,200
Speaker 1: Favorite shoes, Um, favorite shoes I would have to say,

1403
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 1: are either these guys or the air Cortez, which I

1404
01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:02,640
Speaker 1: copy child. Those guys are what night e Nike air Cortez.

1405
01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:06,599
Speaker 1: They're just very comfortable. I don't know. I like them.

1406
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:09,559
Speaker 1: They're clean and then when they get dirty. I like

1407
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:11,599
Speaker 1: a shoe that even if it gets dirty, it still

1408
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:14,640
Speaker 1: looks cool. Okay, oh yeah, those one shoes with the

1409
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:16,639
Speaker 1: stars on them that everyone was buying for like six

1410
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:19,240
Speaker 1: hundred dollars a couple of years ago, that come dirty.

1411
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:25,160
Speaker 1: You're talking about wild There's literally Jim at Sacks and

1412
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:27,360
Speaker 1: they were like six hundred dollars and they looked they

1413
01:13:27,439 --> 01:13:30,960
Speaker 1: looked like they were found in a dumpster. There's maybe

1414
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:34,680
Speaker 1: four companies that sell a white sneaker, Like, there's just

1415
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,840
Speaker 1: I have a great idea of Mom, I want you

1416
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:39,479
Speaker 1: to invest six grand into my company because I want

1417
01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:43,240
Speaker 1: to make like a white sneaker. That's I don't understand

1418
01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:46,920
Speaker 1: what motivates people to make products that already exist. Like

1419
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:49,320
Speaker 1: when people go I have a new CBD line, I'm like,

1420
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,400
Speaker 1: what do you think you're bringing to the CBD market that,

1421
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:55,800
Speaker 1: besides the label in a different name that isn't already

1422
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:59,640
Speaker 1: I just don't get it. It's people's entrepreneurial spirit is

1423
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:04,360
Speaker 1: really for things that already exist. Blows my mind. The

1424
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:07,920
Speaker 1: and maybe it works. I don't know my favorite, Oh no,

1425
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:11,800
Speaker 1: what's your favorite? Chio Actually, I just bought the most

1426
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,400
Speaker 1: expensive pair of sneakers I've ever bought in my life

1427
01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:18,600
Speaker 1: from Brooks and it was good. I actually and I

1428
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:24,280
Speaker 1: went to an actual shoe store where the saleswoman understood, uh,

1429
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:27,080
Speaker 1: you know, arches and all that stuff, and I and

1430
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 1: I bought this brook sneaker the books Aerial, which I

1431
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 1: didn't I thought Birks was like an old people's line,

1432
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:36,599
Speaker 1: but it's I I love it. I feel like I'm

1433
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:40,360
Speaker 1: walking on a cloud. Um yeah, I mean I think

1434
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:43,840
Speaker 1: that's this is totally an old person's podcast because we're

1435
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,240
Speaker 1: listening shoes that are like I literally bought new balances

1436
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:49,760
Speaker 1: earlier this morning, new balances. I did you steal mine? No,

1437
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 1: I got it from Jack Carlo. Oh who's Jack Carlo?

1438
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:56,639
Speaker 1: He's the White rapper. Oh yeah you did. Okay, Yeah,

1439
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:59,439
Speaker 1: I just bought some new new balances that are so comfy.

1440
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:02,679
Speaker 1: But I'm on my I've actually I had severe put

1441
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 1: foot paint this uh this weekend, and um, on the plane,

1442
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:08,960
Speaker 1: my foot would swell from all the damage from wearing

1443
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:12,479
Speaker 1: not all my boots now are very uh you know,

1444
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:15,840
Speaker 1: uh one and a half inches nothing, you know, or

1445
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,840
Speaker 1: or one inch not all these boots I'm wearing on

1446
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:20,599
Speaker 1: stage now, much more comfortab little than what I was doing,

1447
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:23,800
Speaker 1: but still extreme pain from just being on my feet

1448
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:26,840
Speaker 1: all night and then um and my and then I

1449
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:29,440
Speaker 1: would wear these new balances and they would start throbbing

1450
01:15:29,479 --> 01:15:31,080
Speaker 1: the next day in these comfortable shoes. I had to

1451
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:33,080
Speaker 1: kick them off on the plane last night because they

1452
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 1: would swell. I mean, I am carving out a part

1453
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,519
Speaker 1: of my day today to go get a foot rub

1454
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:41,679
Speaker 1: or I truly need one from you again. I'm not joking.

1455
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 1: You was the best thing I've it's it's it feels wrong.

1456
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:47,680
Speaker 1: Can you give me a foot rub once in a

1457
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:50,759
Speaker 1: while like that? Yeah? I can't just stop talking about

1458
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:56,559
Speaker 1: my eating behind your back. It's hard to wear your

1459
01:15:56,560 --> 01:16:03,120
Speaker 1: back starts and begins. J K, you're perfect. Um, you

1460
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,360
Speaker 1: did puff out your stomach this weekend. It was so

1461
01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:07,360
Speaker 1: funny you stood on top of it. It was like

1462
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,680
Speaker 1: you mount your favorite My favorite shoe is definitely the

1463
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:13,920
Speaker 1: Ultra a L t R A Ultra. It's um, it's

1464
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:17,080
Speaker 1: for women with like Bunyan feet and it's has wide

1465
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:19,559
Speaker 1: toebox and it's not even for women just with Bunyon feet,

1466
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:22,479
Speaker 1: but it's like it's a running shoe that's four runners

1467
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:25,360
Speaker 1: and it has a wide toebox. You will not because

1468
01:16:25,479 --> 01:16:28,679
Speaker 1: Nike shoes also have the point going on. Ask your questions.

1469
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:31,559
Speaker 1: I can't bind regular running shoes because you wore your outfit,

1470
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:34,960
Speaker 1: your hot outfit right this weekend and one night where

1471
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:38,639
Speaker 1: your new balances on stage. Just try it and this

1472
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:41,720
Speaker 1: the shoes are a part of the outfit, dude, Like

1473
01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:46,080
Speaker 1: it just is like but you like going against the grain.

1474
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:50,120
Speaker 1: You said you like, uh, those toe shoes. Because everyone

1475
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:52,639
Speaker 1: I'm saying I like saying I like them. I don't

1476
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,840
Speaker 1: actually like them. I like enough fit to look good.

1477
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,479
Speaker 1: That's the problem is these shoes look good, you know,

1478
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:01,040
Speaker 1: pointed toe shoes. There's a reason they. We have been

1479
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,719
Speaker 1: conditioned to think that women with tiny, pointy feet are hot.

1480
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:06,439
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but it just you know,

1481
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:09,879
Speaker 1: women used, we never used to care about women being hairless,

1482
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:11,719
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden it became the norm.

1483
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:14,080
Speaker 1: And now women with hair it's like it's hair on

1484
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:16,240
Speaker 1: your legs. It's like a masculine thing, when in nor

1485
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:18,200
Speaker 1: it didn't used to be that way. It's like, I'm

1486
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:21,040
Speaker 1: just conditioned by society to think that she was like

1487
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:24,519
Speaker 1: that look cute. Passion is so weird. I don't understand it.

1488
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:27,360
Speaker 1: I'm just starting to like kind of get a good

1489
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 1: grasp on it. But sometimes I'm like, why does that

1490
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,639
Speaker 1: look good? Tucked in? And that doesn't? Like? Why that belt?

1491
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:36,519
Speaker 1: And not? Like sometimes I feel so confused of why

1492
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:39,280
Speaker 1: something works and something doesn't. And I've learned from my

1493
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:42,040
Speaker 1: stylist enough to like, well, you don't that's a little

1494
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:45,720
Speaker 1: matchy matchy they say a lot, like you would think

1495
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:48,920
Speaker 1: that matching. Yeah, like you can't match too much. Like

1496
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:53,840
Speaker 1: sometimes I'll wear like a black skirt with um like

1497
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:56,000
Speaker 1: a like I'll have white boots on, but you don't

1498
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,040
Speaker 1: want to put on another thing. That's like you either

1499
01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,519
Speaker 1: want to do all white or you want to do

1500
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:02,719
Speaker 1: white boot boots and then like not another white piece

1501
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:05,800
Speaker 1: because it will be matchy matchy. Um, Like a black

1502
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:08,639
Speaker 1: skirt and a white top with white boots too matchy matchy.

1503
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:10,559
Speaker 1: But if you do white boots with black and then

1504
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:15,240
Speaker 1: another color shirt, that is not matchy matchy, but you

1505
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:17,040
Speaker 1: can It's like it's but but if you do a

1506
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:19,400
Speaker 1: white boot, but if you do a white long boot

1507
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:21,840
Speaker 1: that goes up to you like a knee high that

1508
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,800
Speaker 1: is so much white, you don't want to match it

1509
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:26,200
Speaker 1: with any other white unless it's like white ear rings.

1510
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,200
Speaker 1: But not a white shirt and white earrings. That's too

1511
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:32,080
Speaker 1: matchy matchy. I don't know what I'm talking about, but

1512
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,120
Speaker 1: I do feel like Instagram has given me a better

1513
01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:37,880
Speaker 1: sense of style just from observing other women, and I

1514
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,720
Speaker 1: think that I'm just in starting to embrace style. I

1515
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:44,439
Speaker 1: counted my number of Taylor Swift shirts. Yesterday or a

1516
01:18:44,439 --> 01:18:47,000
Speaker 1: couple of days ago before I left town. I think

1517
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:48,680
Speaker 1: that for the rest of the podcast, I'm going to

1518
01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:50,840
Speaker 1: see how many days I can wear a tailor different

1519
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:55,520
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift shirt in a row and see how many

1520
01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:57,880
Speaker 1: Let's just see, this is day one, everyone. I got

1521
01:18:57,960 --> 01:19:00,759
Speaker 1: a question. It is day one. Is there a woman

1522
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:05,360
Speaker 1: shoe that could still look sexy? I know we were

1523
01:19:05,439 --> 01:19:07,080
Speaker 1: kind of talking about it, but it has there been

1524
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:10,400
Speaker 1: like a woman designer that has just leaned into comfortable nous.

1525
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:14,160
Speaker 1: Calla shoes are for women with Calla C L L.

1526
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,759
Speaker 1: But it's out of the UK and they're on TikTok

1527
01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:19,280
Speaker 1: and they show women with like severely bunyan feet putting

1528
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:22,360
Speaker 1: their feet into shoes that are truly comfortable women's shoes

1529
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:25,439
Speaker 1: that look really good. So I would love to know

1530
01:19:25,479 --> 01:19:27,640
Speaker 1: because they're in the UK, and it's always like I

1531
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,240
Speaker 1: just don't care about shoes that much to to do it,

1532
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,479
Speaker 1: but I care about your feet because one I have

1533
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:35,760
Speaker 1: to rub them to man, I love having feet that

1534
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:39,000
Speaker 1: are like the way that you made my feet feel like. Honestly,

1535
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:41,360
Speaker 1: you brought me a lot of more pleasure than most

1536
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:44,519
Speaker 1: like sexual experiences in my life. Not all but like

1537
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:49,519
Speaker 1: foot rubs. To me, it's not sexual, but it's like

1538
01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:53,240
Speaker 1: it's such good pain that it's so freaking good. Yeah.

1539
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:55,639
Speaker 1: I don't think you've ever been a better friend than

1540
01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:58,320
Speaker 1: the two minutes after the rub to me, like I

1541
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:01,360
Speaker 1: just felt a vibe where we were just connected as friendship.

1542
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:04,160
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. It's all I've ever wanted. My

1543
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,920
Speaker 1: feet are like seriously tingling right now, like they're almost

1544
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:10,400
Speaker 1: getting wet even thinking about being robbed. I'm not joking.

1545
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:13,479
Speaker 1: I'm getting like blue balls on my feet where it's

1546
01:20:13,479 --> 01:20:15,000
Speaker 1: like I don't think you can rub them. And you

1547
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:18,040
Speaker 1: thought he was going to like my feet got excited, funk. Okay,

1548
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:19,960
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you for listening to the podcast,

1549
01:20:20,439 --> 01:20:23,000
Speaker 1: See you tomorrow on the show. Thank you so much

1550
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:24,320
Speaker 1: to all the best sis that came out to the

1551
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,880
Speaker 1: shows this weekend. We love you so much. We're gonna

1552
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:28,160
Speaker 1: read your notes on fans tracks on Thursday. And Um,

1553
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:33,160
Speaker 1: don't be and and Jack from that one song right, Um,

1554
01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:36,560
Speaker 1: what about the guy that you rip off choose? Oh yeah, Jake, No,

1555
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:39,120
Speaker 1: Jack Carlow, Jack, Carlo