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Speaker 1: good Steve has to other fort, don't joy. You gotta

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Speaker 1: on dig me now one it only Steve Harvey got

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Speaker 1: up into people and they say that to me. They say, hey,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Then they wink at man,

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Speaker 1: I know they're listening. You know, I got a lot

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Speaker 1: off my chest yesterday. I wanted to clear some things up.

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Speaker 1: And I appreciate y'all giving me a minute, because sometimes,

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Speaker 1: you know, you just gotta say some things out loud.

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Speaker 1: Not complaining, but hey, just verbalizing, but realizing that I

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Speaker 1: you that's important, that's very, very important. See, you have

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Speaker 1: to give God something too, bless you know, if your

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Speaker 1: something to work with. Now, you know, you got to

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Speaker 1: No matter what happens. Don't turn around. You will never

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Speaker 1: just weathered the storm. That's the thing that gets most people.

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Speaker 1: They get tough for them, It get hard for them,

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Speaker 1: give up. Had you not given up, or had you

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Speaker 1: I look back on my life on so many occasions

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Speaker 1: it provided one thing you never give up. You never

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Speaker 1: to you cool you're listening mon show. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We are live. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: I feel liberated, Steve. I feel like a giant wade

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Speaker 1: the last few years, we've been just gravitating towards the

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Speaker 1: Finni Brown, what up? Steve Hobby? What's going on with you? Man?

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Speaker 1: He's here, ladies and gentlemen. Nephew Tommy in the building,

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Speaker 1: Jas here, So you know what, Shirley it is. It

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Speaker 1: asked the CLO. Be in the building. He's coming right

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Speaker 1: time now, guys for asked the CLO. The Chief Love Officer,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey is in the building. Are you ready, sir?

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Speaker 1: Let's go Let's go at ready if that's your ready

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Speaker 1: Should I go on with my life? Cello, let's go

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Speaker 1: I quit quit girl trip. Remember, Yeah, that ain't a

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Speaker 1: good I'm just telling you, man, that just ain't a

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Speaker 1: I've never seen I've never ever seen that workout system.

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Speaker 1: Now though it wasn't a good answer, it wasn't a

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Speaker 1: Ain't I don't know, I don't mean, I don't mean,

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Speaker 1: He was eighty six years old. The Major League Baseball

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Speaker 1: Former President Barack Obama set about Hank Aaron he never

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Speaker 1: his final days, Hank Aaron was making a difference. Just

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Speaker 1: Rest in peace, Say something about mister Hankaron live in Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: The baseball stadium that they built in Atlanta, that's called

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Speaker 1: But if your money, it's your money. But that stadium

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Speaker 1: ain't got to worry about this hire. All you got

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Speaker 1: the next week. You're gonna have this stadium in one week.

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Speaker 1: Our problem. That's what she'd do. If he'd do that, Ted,

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Speaker 1: Ted Turner's family, the family name would have to get

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Speaker 1: involved with that. Change. Yeah, why we got to agree

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Speaker 1: with Why why we got to get with them? Why?

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Speaker 1: Why why why we can't just do it on our own.

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Speaker 1: We got to go get day permission, that's what you're saying,

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Speaker 1: because it was day money, all right? And uh but

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Speaker 1: again rest in peace, Hank. Yeah. And then we lost

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Speaker 1: Larry King, I mean, the host of Larry King Live

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Speaker 1: on CNN for over twenty five years, passed away on

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Speaker 1: Saturday at Senior Cedar Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. He

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Speaker 1: but back on January fourth, a spokesperson for King released

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Speaker 1: supplemental oxygen. King's iconic interviews with president, celebrities, athletes, movie stars,

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Speaker 1: and everyday people spanned over twenty five years until his

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Speaker 1: retirement in two thousand and ten. My hero lovely, Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: married eight times? Eight times times? You huh, Sometimes it

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Speaker 1: don't work out. That's how you roll, Jay, Now, that's

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Speaker 1: how that's how you get married. That's eight times, yeah,

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Speaker 1: eight halfway there, jaye, how many more you got to cook?

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Speaker 1: But but two more closer than y'all think. Two thirds

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Speaker 1: he weighed closer than y'all. Hey, can we can we throw?

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Speaker 1: Can we throw? Can we throw? Jay? A bachelor party

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Speaker 1: even he didn't even though he didn't had like, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm already money case you haven't heard Kim kardaf problem

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Speaker 1: with throwing him a bachelor party is he's a bachelor

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Speaker 1: of the whole time he married a right Steve. Time

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Speaker 1: for headlines, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Anne True, Okay, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much, and good morning. Well, the first president

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Speaker 1: ever impeached twice is about to be tried twice. But

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Speaker 1: there's given him a little bit of leeway now. The

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Speaker 1: newly minted Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer says the official

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Speaker 1: article of impeachment is going to be presented to the

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Speaker 1: Senate later today. However, Schumer has agreed to delay the

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Speaker 1: trial so that both sides can prepare and so that

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Speaker 1: senators can concentrate on his cabinet denominations and his COVID

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Speaker 1: relief packet. Make no mistake, a trial will be held

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Speaker 1: in the United States Senate and there will be a

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Speaker 1: vote whether to convict the president. Ex President Trump's trial

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Speaker 1: schedule to begin the week of February eighth. By the way,

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Speaker 1: the number of Americans with confirmed coronavirus infections is now

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Speaker 1: over twenty five million. The number was twenty four million

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Speaker 1: on a week ago. And get this, y'all, I bet

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Speaker 1: you heard about this. But with the coronavirus vaccine running

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Speaker 1: out in certain places, health officials say that a brand

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Speaker 1: new type of tourism has emerged at calling it vaccine tourism.

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Speaker 1: Officials in Florida friend who say people from other countries

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Speaker 1: or other states are flying in to the sun the

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Speaker 1: Sunshine State to get inoculated because they have the vaccine.

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Speaker 1: So now new guidelines have been issued which mandate that

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Speaker 1: Florida residents and they got to prove it by producing

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Speaker 1: a driver's license or a rental lease or something utility

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Speaker 1: build something like that. The Senate's confirmed the President's picked

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Speaker 1: for Secretary of Defense. Thea's are ninety three, the nays

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Speaker 1: aer two, and the nomination is confirmed. ORTAI General Lloyd

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Speaker 1: Austin extremely well liked and highly regarded. It becomes the

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Speaker 1: first black American in US history to head up the Pentagon.

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Speaker 1: In Texas, a federal judge is allowing the family of

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Speaker 1: twenty six year old Botham Jean to file a civil

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Speaker 1: rights lawsuit against the city of Dallas and against Amber Geiger,

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Speaker 1: that now cop who shot him to death as he

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Speaker 1: The judge dismissed an earlier ruling which prohibited the twenty

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Speaker 1: six year old accountant's family from suing, but again the

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Speaker 1: federal judges allowing his family to file a civil rights lawsuit.

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Speaker 1: And yes, it was a very sad weekend in the

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Speaker 1: world of entertainment. First of all, we lost character actor

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Speaker 1: Gregory Sierra. He was eighty three years old. He starred

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Speaker 1: in Barney Miller a lot of TV shows. He'd also

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Speaker 1: if you watched Miami Vice like I did. He was

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Speaker 1: the first chief of detectives before Edward James, almost legendary

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Speaker 1: TV talk show Slarry King was eighty seven. He had

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Speaker 1: been hospitalized recently for COVID nineteen, but he had a

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Speaker 1: whole host of health problems, including a lot of heart problems.

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Speaker 1: And yes, Henry Hank Aaron who, despite racist death threats,

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Speaker 1: made history on April eighth, nineteen seventy four, when he

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Speaker 1: broke Babe Bruce home record. He's died. Also a black

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Speaker 1: man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South

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Speaker 1: or breaking a record of an old time baseball idol.

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Speaker 1: It was April eighth, nineteen seven. For Hank Karen was

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Speaker 1: eighty six. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You're listening show? All right, Steven's that time again. Please

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Speaker 1: introduce your good good friend Jay Anthony Brown. Let's look

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Speaker 1: in through his mind. Ladies and gentlemen, the dark, demented

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Speaker 1: and troubled man, a bitter, broken up, love starved man, starve.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. There's a new game out. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know the name of it, but it has to

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Speaker 1: do it being black or went in the black card?

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Speaker 1: Have you heard about this Shirtley? Get your black cards in? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: I have some questions that will let you know if

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Speaker 1: you should receive black card. We got points that goes

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Speaker 1: with here we go. First question, have you ever eaten

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Speaker 1: rice or Braby Rice and sugar butter and Rice? Give

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Speaker 1: yourself five points? Yeah? I did. Have you ever played

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Speaker 1: the game That's My Car? Have you ever played a

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Speaker 1: game That's My Car and you didn't have a car?

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Speaker 1: Give yourself three points? Yes, yes? Or if you got

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Speaker 1: to give yourself call points. Is there anyone white that

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Speaker 1: you'd like to have sex with? Take away two points? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: hold on, let me take my two points away. Here

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Speaker 1: we go, all right. Have you ever fixed have you

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Speaker 1: ever fixed anything with a knife, fork, or a spoon?

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Speaker 1: Give yourself six points? Put that down there. Oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: back up, I'm back up, All right, All right, here

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Speaker 1: we go. Have you ever put something in front of

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Speaker 1: the oven to dry? Four points? Give yourself four points

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Speaker 1: for that? Have you ever washed your face with a dishcloth?

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Speaker 1: Give yourself two points for that one? Right down? All right?

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Speaker 1: I got sorry, all the bad tiles was really dished out,

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Speaker 1: But go ahead, Yeah, you're right. Have you ever made

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Speaker 1: fun of somebody shouting in church? Give yourself three points? Okay,

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Speaker 1: went to church for that? Oh, not for the word.

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Speaker 1: My comedy career started as a ten year old act.

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Speaker 1: Have have you ever had a sandwich inside the rapper

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Speaker 1: that it came in? Have you ever had that? Meaning ye?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever made a sandwich with just the end

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Speaker 1: pieces of bread? Give yourself four points that okay? Last question?

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Speaker 1: Last question? Have you ever eaten a piece of candy

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Speaker 1: that an old person pulled out of there? Bra and

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Speaker 1: you ate it? Anyway? If you have not done anything?

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Speaker 1: I was younger, but I did. I didn't know I

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Speaker 1: got another one jad that only contained condiments. All right, all,

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Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Thirty four minutes after writing, you're listening to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Well, incarcerated Tiger King star Joe Exotic

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Speaker 1: is not giving up on being released from prison, and

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Speaker 1: he's pleading for President Joe Biden now to help him

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Speaker 1: after Donald Trump failed to pardon him recently. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is According to TMZ, Joe Exotic was highly upset

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Speaker 1: when Trump overlooked him for a pardon. So Joe Exotics

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Speaker 1: team reportedly has sent out emails to the Biden administration

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Speaker 1: and hopes that President Biden will grant him a pardon

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Speaker 1: for early prison release. Joe Exotic also expressed his feelings

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Speaker 1: about Trump. He says he always looked up to Trump

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Speaker 1: for being a straight shooter and never backing down, but

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Speaker 1: his opinion of him changed after January six riots on

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Speaker 1: the US Capitol. He said his feeling soured for Trump

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Speaker 1: because he hit out in the White House and never

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Speaker 1: acknowledge what was going on during the riots. They can

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Speaker 1: I ask you a question, what is Joe Exotic exactly

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Speaker 1: in prison for? Exactly? Because you know, they said he

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Speaker 1: tried to put a hit out on Carol Basket. Yeah

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Speaker 1: you don't, did anybody telling him, you don't get pardoned

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Speaker 1: for the stuff like that, you know, attempt didn't murder,

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Speaker 1: They don't, they don't really. But you know, man, you're

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Speaker 1: the white collar crime sold some dope had a non

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Speaker 1: valid gone gun charge, you know, stuff like that, or

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Speaker 1: you are incarcerated unjustly sentenced for a crime, you know,

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Speaker 1: like like like the sister that Kim Kardashian helped get

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Speaker 1: out of jail, you know, just serving it crazy prison

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Speaker 1: time for charge like that. That's how you get part.

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Speaker 1: You can't try to kill nobody and get out his work. Man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: was cool that he didn't get pardoned. She was good

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Speaker 1: with you. Yeah. Yeah. And Biden has a lot of

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Speaker 1: other stuff to doudex He's busy right now. He got

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Speaker 1: a pile did you see that pile of stuff on

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Speaker 1: his desk? But you know, Joe Exotic is like a

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Speaker 1: lot of reality stars, they really think they bigger than

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Speaker 1: they really are. He really think he's important. Ye see

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Speaker 1: that hit show what he felt? What he does not

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Speaker 1: realize he is more. People did not see Tiger King

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Speaker 1: than did st. Yeah, that's the reality of it. Man.

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Speaker 1: And now all of a sudden he's not a Trump

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Speaker 1: supporter anymore. Interesting imagine that. Yeah, and you can't be

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Speaker 1: mad and want to pardon you gotta let that go.

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Speaker 1: You got to be very happy. You can't be upset

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Speaker 1: and then say partner and him being in the position here,

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Speaker 1: he got to get his mind back into prison and

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Speaker 1: how to cope and all like that. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 1: you got all that outline on and stuff sitting up

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Speaker 1: in that prison. You got to pay attention to what's

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Speaker 1: really You got to focus on the facts, man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you need to figure out You got to focus on

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Speaker 1: the fact you got ponytail and eyeliner you got, you

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Speaker 1: got out concentrating partner, and really we need to come

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Speaker 1: up with more ways to cook the top running in

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Speaker 1: your jail cell. That's what you need to focus on.

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Speaker 1: Grab your breakfast and take the corner seat by the wall,

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Speaker 1: looking everybody. You are not going up out, No, that's

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Speaker 1: not happening. Yeah, and you need to write that boyfriend

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Speaker 1: you had, the one that had no teeth in his Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he got his right film. Yeah, where is he? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He got his teeth fix? Yeah, he did. He got right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you need to pick up scales like braden hair and

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Speaker 1: make friends. That's what you need to do. Make your

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Speaker 1: friend and then like a good braider. Now in the pinion,

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Speaker 1: ain't like a good braider? Come back by a boy

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Speaker 1: three thirty James making pointments in it. Listen, if you

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Speaker 1: bought your Mega Millions lottery ticket in the state of Michigan,

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Speaker 1: you might want to check your ticket. One ticket that

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Speaker 1: matched the six numbers for the one billion dollar prize

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Speaker 1: was sold in Michigan. The payout for the Friday night

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Speaker 1: drawing was the second largest in Mega Millions history and

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Speaker 1: the third largest in US history. A lump sum cash

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Speaker 1: option for the jackpot was an estimated seven hundred and

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Speaker 1: thirty nine point six million. And so the winner will

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Speaker 1: really be a billionaire if they cash out. But enough,

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Speaker 1: close enough, close enough, you ain't showed, all right, Frank,

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Speaker 1: phone call coming up with the nephew. Right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show coming up

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Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. About four minutes after

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Speaker 1: the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today's subject. He

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Speaker 1: loves he loves sweet smelling lotions. Wait till you hear

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Speaker 1: this one. We'll get into it in just a little bit,

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Speaker 1: but right now the nephew is here with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Next? Uber hurts?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it sounds crazy. Yeah, let's let's uber hurts hurts,

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00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: Uber hurts, Let's go hurt hurts. Hello. Hello, I'm trying

636
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: to read Shawan please Yeah, it's mean suck. Hey Sean,

637
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: how you doing this? My name is Brian. Um, I

638
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,919
Speaker 1: got you on schedule. Um, you you ordered a uber

639
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 1: for tomorrow morning. I'm I think you're okay? You are you?

640
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 1: Are you scheduled to go to the airport? Correct? Absolutely? Yeah? Okay,

641
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: all right, and I want to make sure you you

642
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: wanted the suv? Yeah, I wanted the suv? Okay, and

643
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 1: that's ninety two West. What is that? Holman Roman Drive?

644
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: That's correct? Okay, all right, all right, So I'll be

645
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: outside tomorrow morning. You were talking about seven p seven

646
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: am pickup? Correct, that's it, you got it, Everything's on point, okay,

647
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: all right, So listen, I wanted to let you know

648
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: this man. You you ordered the suv. I'll be there tomorrow. Um,

649
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: I'll be there probably a little bit before seven am.

650
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: You know, when you guys order uber way in advance,

651
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: you know, we try to get there almost like a

652
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 1: car service and make sure we get you where you

653
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: gotta go. And I know the traffic is gonna be

654
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: a little crazy, so um, you know, I'll be there

655
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: on time. I'll be downstairs waiting on you. All right,

656
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: I'd appreciate it. Now listen, I'm I'm I'm an suv.

657
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: But it's a kind of a little different. So that's

658
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 1: why I kind of the reason for the call. I

659
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: wanted to kind of give your heads up that I

660
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: am an SUV. So I just want you to look

661
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: for the black hurs that'll be outside. Hurts. Yeah, I'll

662
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: be in a black hurt tomorrow morning at seven ms

663
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 1: uh Okay, okay, it's a suv or hurts. No, No,

664
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: it's a hurts. It's a hurt. Actually, what's happening is

665
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,479
Speaker 1: is I have another drop off at the airport as well.

666
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: You know, there's a I mean it's it's it won't

667
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: affect you at all. There'll there'll be a body in

668
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: the back, but that that's it. We're trying to get

669
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: that to the airport too. But you know, like I said,

670
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,240
Speaker 1: And a matter of fact, it is like body waiting

671
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:53,439
Speaker 1: the whole Man. No, I ain't sting my body. Well

672
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: there's a I mean there'll be a body, but actually

673
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: it's just causing you less. You know what I'm saying,

674
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: So you don't have to man, Well I'm about the

675
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: late down next to the mother. So what what you're

676
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: talking about? Man, dude, you ain't ride with the body?

677
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: Hang on, man, listen, you wanted to NUV. I'm not

678
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: ride with the body. Dude, you're tripping. Cancel this trip.

679
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,720
Speaker 1: I'll get another over. I'm not riding with a body. Dude. Okay,

680
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: if you cancel, that's gonna cause you fifty dollars. Fifty

681
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: dollars man, Yeah, like you like just downloaded the more.

682
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: Here's a deal. I know for a fact. When you

683
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: cancel over just five dollars, I'm canceling. That's gonna be

684
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: five hours. I'm gonna be no fifty dollars. It's gonna

685
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: be fifty dollars, sir, it's different one you have love,

686
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: my man, you can pay me a thousand dollars. I'm

687
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,280
Speaker 1: not riding with the body. You feel me the understand

688
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: you understand you now but do you want to get

689
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: to the airport or not? Look, why don't you lay

690
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: down next to the body and you drive yourself there

691
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: with the body like in the path to just see

692
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. Tell me what the problem is.

693
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you're used to driving around with bodies

694
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 1: and that's not my thing. You know what I'm saying.

695
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: What what's the problem? I mean, you're gonna be in

696
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 1: the front of the hearse You're not gonna be in

697
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: the back. We'll put in the back with your luggage

698
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 1: in the back. I mean, I'll be fine. Right, you're

699
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 1: a man. You're tripping. Man, this is crazy. You're calling

700
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,399
Speaker 1: wrong with this crazy book. Dude, I'm not doing none

701
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 1: of that. What part of that? Don't you want to stand?

702
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to get you there on time, sir, but

703
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: it's going to be in a hurse. That's all the

704
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: difference is. Man, You'll be riding when I'm supposed to

705
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 1: be laid out. And you understand right now you got

706
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: me fucked up? What kind of phone call is this? Well,

707
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: I mean, what's what's the problem. Obviously you're used to

708
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,840
Speaker 1: rolling with with dead bodies and hearses and all that.

709
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 1: Since when it over start rolling with hearses to pick

710
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 1: up regular lotment because to get them from place to place.

711
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: This is some crazy I want you to think when

712
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,280
Speaker 1: when did you think that it would just be cool

713
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: or as a regular picking up a body and just

714
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: driving around in the street. I don't know, man, I mean,

715
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 1: you know, I got two jobs, you know what I'm saying.

716
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: I do, you know? And also you know, work for

717
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: a mortuary to you know what I'm saying. So you know,

718
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 1: but my vehicle is is certified and approved it so

719
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: I'm able to use it as an suv as so

720
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: you you calling is and you gave him ride a

721
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: lot more and they don't have no reaction, no reaction

722
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: to riding around with them embodying the back well you know, uh,

723
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: sometimes there's a few people acting a little, you know,

724
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: a little. It's a little different for him. I get it,

725
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: you know, but like I said, the only reason why

726
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm calling you obviously you don't get that because you're

727
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: trying to hit me with a fifty dollars and charge

728
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: that I'm not I'm not going for and you're trying

729
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,439
Speaker 1: to get me to ride with him and that body. Dude,

730
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. So I'll tell you what, brou

731
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this right here. I'm gonna get

732
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: all the phone tomorrow and seven in the morning, Me

733
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: and Tommy gonna be there, So be looking forwards here.

734
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: Who's Tommy the body? No, No, Me and Tommy gonna

735
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: be there tomorrow morning at seven mayem you know what

736
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Just be ready for that. Then you're Timmy

737
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: gonna have a problem. Okay, okay, all right, tell it

738
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: to Tommy thought because see Tommy, don't Tommy don't take

739
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 1: this too kindly, So tell it to him in the morning.

740
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: Who's Timmy? But now, okay, you don't know who Tommy is? No,

741
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 1: don't what it's Tommy? Okay? Do you know Tommy from

742
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Do you know nephew Tommy?

743
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: Oh come on, man, hey, oh man, oh man, that's hey,

744
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: hey man, come in and no man, your boy. You

745
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: got a boy named Chase that you work with. Chase

746
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 1: gave me your number, told me to get your call.

747
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:50,439
Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, I'm gonna put that one in a herse. Man.

748
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 1: Oh hey man, you gotta give me one more thing. Man,

749
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: what is the baddest. I'm talking about the baddest radio

750
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, man,

751
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: I pick you up at set, Mike be there. You

752
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: could have dropped a something. Come on, baby, funny. That

753
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 1: was funny? Did I do? All right? That's all I

754
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: want to. Let me lay down next to the bus

755
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 1: regular live blanket. Put your luggy on top uddy casket.

756
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: I mean that it's classic. Baby, that's the nephew. Hey listen.

757
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: If you want me to prank somebody, go to Thomas

758
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: Smiles dot com. Thomas Smiles dot com. That's me, okay,

759
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: Craig okay, and then, um, you know, let on it.

760
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: Give me all the information. Let's do this. I will

761
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: do it for you. I am the King, and I

762
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: didn't give myself that title, but supposedly I am the King.

763
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: I prank calls. Make it happen. Yeah, let's make it happen.

764
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: Are what you think? What you think? Uncle Steve? You

765
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 1: know that one was I was surprised he didn't go

766
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: deeper with it, like you know, we're charging you fifty

767
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: dollars and you're gonna make this ride. That's where he

768
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: normally goes. I was, I was presently surprised with the

769
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: I did it softly. I was soft with it, Frank

770
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: right here, I think, yeah, you know, you know it

771
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: was it was a level change I wasn't used to.

772
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 1: He normally snapped cracker pop. You're gonna we're charging the

773
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 1: fifty dollars and you're riding in the hearse. Say man,

774
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: you're riding no damn hurst with nobody but term it,

775
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 1: you know, just nice level, nice leve. Thank you, sir,

776
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. I think snap, cracked and pop and pop. Yea.

777
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 1: And for those of y'all that need to know, for

778
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,399
Speaker 1: those y'all they need the hearse, the hers is kind

779
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: of changed now. It's not the normal. It's a little different.

780
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen it lately, but the

781
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: herts is different. It's not that's the issue. Which well,

782
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,280
Speaker 1: you know it looks different that the limo look different.

783
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: Everything look different. A look, Jim, everything is different. Look

784
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: I am about to go down and check out the hearse.

785
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: But again, a dead body, that's the issue. You will

786
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 1: like to hurt. You ain't know about the hearse, all right?

787
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: Thank you? Ne you uh coming up my strawberry letter

788
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: subjects he loves sweet smelling lotions. He loves sweet smelling lotions.

789
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

790
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry

791
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: Letter and listen. If you need advice on relationship, sex, dating, work, parenting,

792
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

793
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Speaker 1: FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could

794
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: be reading your letter, love, I'm on the air. It's

795
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:05,919
Speaker 1: like we're gonna right here, right now. That's for you, Jay,

796
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: and you know when we are fortunate enough to have

797
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: you come to work and wood buckle up, hold on tight.

798
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is a strong

799
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: may ye all right subject. He loves sweet smelling lotions.

800
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I met a forty two year old

801
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 1: divorced man online a month ago, and he was absolutely

802
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: everything I asked God for. We do Bible study every night.

803
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 1: He is a very nice, smile, and he's self employed.

804
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: He too said that I was everything he'd asked for

805
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: in a woman, and he was moving fast with our relationship.

806
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: By our third week of being together, he wanted me

807
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: to come over and spend a night with him. We

808
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 1: live forty minutes apart, and he had been coming to

809
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: visit me each time, so I decided to visit his

810
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: home and spend an evening with him. When I walked in,

811
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 1: his home smelled like warm vanilla, and it was a

812
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:06,439
Speaker 1: nice first impression. But I soon noticed that it looked

813
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: like his wife still lived there. He hadn't changed the

814
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: thing in fifteen years. There was his and her sign

815
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: over the master bed, and in the master bedroom he

816
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 1: had scented bath bombs, scented soaps, lotions, and candles everywhere.

817
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: He had told me that he's been single for fifteen years.

818
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: So I asked him who the lavender, peach, pink peoni,

819
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 1: and juniper brees scented lotions and soaps belonged to. He

820
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 1: said they're his because he loves to smell good after

821
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,320
Speaker 1: a hot bath. He said his wife got him hooked

822
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:44,799
Speaker 1: on those scents years ago. That night, we got ready

823
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: for bed, and after he showered, he put on tons

824
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: of juniper breeze body lotion and we watched a movie.

825
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: I slept in the guest room that night, but his

826
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:57,919
Speaker 1: scent lingered all in the back of the house. I've

827
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: never dated a man that smells better than me. So

828
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: I've been distant from him for the past week or

829
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 1: so until I figured things out. I need your advice

830
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: on this. Is this a red flag? Or do you

831
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 1: think this is something he might be willing to change

832
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 1: for me? There you go, There you go, trying to

833
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: change a man that you've only you've only known him

834
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 1: a month. I mean, you know, slow down with that

835
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: a bit. Everything to me, it's only been a month

836
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: is a red flag everything until you get to know

837
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 1: this guy. But let's look at your main concerns. What

838
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 1: are they That he hasn't moved on from his wife?

839
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,319
Speaker 1: You're thinking that could be that maybe the smells are

840
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:45,400
Speaker 1: from women that he's seeing now in the present that

841
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: could be too or he smells too girly for you

842
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,840
Speaker 1: and better than you. You have a problem with that.

843
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: That's one thing you know, you know about him for sure,

844
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 1: and you've only known him for a month. But you know,

845
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: I think these should be the least of your concerns

846
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 1: and worries. Again, you've only known this guy for a month.

847
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:07,879
Speaker 1: I think you know you said he's moving fast. You're

848
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 1: moving fast too, Slow down, slow this thing down. I'm

849
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: sure you're going to find a lot more about this

850
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: man when you get to know him better, because a

851
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 1: month is certainly not enough time. What you need to

852
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 1: do is pay attention and observe. You said you're trying

853
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 1: to figure things out, so give it time. Give it time, Steve, Well,

854
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 1: he loves sweet smelling lotions. That ain't really your problem

855
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 1: in this letter. You meant just forty two year old

856
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 1: divorced man online, and he's everything you ask God for.

857
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: That's the key in this letter. He's everything you ask

858
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: God for. And then she proceeds to describe this man.

859
00:57:54,560 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 1: We do Bible study every night? Who do that? Who

860
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: does Bible study? If preachers don't do Bible study every day?

861
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: What y'all really think y'all gonna be able to keep

862
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: this up? Who does Bible study every day? Bible study

863
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: that my church was once a week Tuesday. I mean,

864
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 1: when when y'all gonna, you know, y'all got y'all got

865
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 1: no other activities? I don't, I don't know, lady, this

866
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: this kind of this difference. He has a very nice smile.

867
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 1: And when is he smiling Bible studying nothing to grinning at?

868
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: When did you get to smile? You ever? Been in

869
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: sitting in Bible study and just been grinted Bible study.

870
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 1: Hard man, you start reading stuff you don't know nothing about.

871
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 1: You trying to del his fourth furthermore, dying on him

872
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 1: all that. It's hard to smile doing that, So I

873
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. He self employed. Then he

874
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: said you everything. He asked God for the woman, and

875
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 1: he was moving fast with the relationship. Third week, wanted

876
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: you to come on spending night y'all live for the

877
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: Missis party. He'd been coming to your house. You decided

878
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: to go on over there spending evening. You walk in

879
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 1: his house smell like warm vanilla. Now you scare me

880
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: right there because I didn't know what you got, really saying,

881
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: smell like warm garbage. I was waiting on warm dude.

882
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: I didn't know if you warm warm puppets. I didn't

883
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 1: know what she was getting. And it was smelled like warm.

884
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: Another's a nice for to soon noticed that it looked

885
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: like his wife still live. He hadn't changed a thing

886
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 1: in fifteen years. Okay, nine, we're starting to get the

887
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: WS wrong. Here isn't her signs over the master bed

888
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 1: and in the master bedroom he sent it bath bomb

889
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 1: sending low shoots candles everywhere. He told me he'd been

890
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 1: single for fifteen years. So I ask him who was

891
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 1: the lavender peach pink. I don't even know what that is.

892
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: It's a flower, pretty flower. Because I was gonna say,

893
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 1: because the pink pony is a strip club, I'll tell

894
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 1: you right now. Okay, but the pink pony is a

895
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: strip club if he had a pole in helf. Hang on,

896
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I think. Part two of Steve's

897
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 1: response is coming up in twenty three minutes after the hour.

898
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letters subject he loves sweet smelling lotions. We'll

899
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening show,

900
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters

901
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 1: subject he loves sweet smelling lotions. Yeah he do. Pretty boy,

902
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 1: you met a nice guy. Forty two Everything God asked

903
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 1: you asked God for my troubled starts to do. Y'all

904
01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 1: do Bible steady every night? Nobody does Bible steady everything.

905
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 1: WHOA that's hard every night? I mean body, end of

906
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 1: the year, you would know what relations Ruth was to esther.

907
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 1: You would know so much if you do it every night,

908
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 1: y'all would get on my nerves with that. No, no, Sherley,

909
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 1: that's too much. Now unless you going to the school

910
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: of theology and you're studying to be a rabbile minister.

911
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: We ain't gotta do this every night now, y'all need

912
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: to get to know each other. Anyway, you walked into

913
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 1: his house and it smelled like warm vanella and you thought, well,

914
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: this is nice, but it looked like his wife still

915
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 1: lived at and he ain't changed the thing in fifteen years.

916
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 1: Got his and her signs over the master bed and

917
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 1: in the master bathoble, send it bath bomb, sent it, soaps, lotions,

918
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 1: candles everywhere. He told you he'd been singing for fifteen years.

919
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: So you ask him who the laughing the peacher and

920
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 1: the pink pony. The pink ponies a strip club, our team,

921
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: and Jennifer Breede sent it lotion okay, PIONI I don't

922
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 1: know what that is, and so belonged to him, he said,

923
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: because he loves to smell good after a hot bath. Well,

924
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 1: see right there, we got a whole another problem. See

925
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: these hot baths with these smelling sauces. That's all like

926
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 1: you know, most men I know we shower people the

927
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 1: long drawn out baths. Now you're gonna next thing, You're

928
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 1: gonna tell me he got bubbles in it, and he

929
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 1: dranking wine, reading books. I don't have to tell you now.

930
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: He de lit some candles, He got some bubbles, and

931
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:52,920
Speaker 1: he dranking wine and reading a book. Run Lady. But

932
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 1: he said his wife got him hooked on them since

933
01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: years ago. That night we got ready for bad He Hour.

934
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,959
Speaker 1: He put on tons of juniper breeze lotion. We watched

935
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 1: the movie. I slept in the guest room that night.

936
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: But it's sent linga all in the back of the house.

937
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 1: I ain't never dated a man smell better than me,

938
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 1: so I've been distant from him to pass week until

939
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 1: I figured things out. I need your advice on this.

940
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 1: Is this red flag or do you think it's something

941
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 1: he might be willing to change me? Now I'm gonna

942
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: tell you he could change this for you. But the

943
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: red flag is not the smell. The red flag is

944
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 1: Bible study. Every night, these his in her signs over

945
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 1: the master bed and in the master bathroom his in her. Obviously,

946
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 1: this stuff reminds him of his ex wife, and as

947
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: a further reminder, he puts on all these sins like

948
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: she told it. Now, you, on the other hand, could

949
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:53,920
Speaker 1: get him to change. Since we can go from let

950
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 1: me go over the list again. You can go from juniper, breeze,

951
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 1: pioni from lavender, and you can go from peach. Now

952
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 1: you can get into musk fruit. You can get some

953
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:21,080
Speaker 1: more you know, dog of gray flannel. You know, you know,

954
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 1: we can get him some manly stuff. But all these

955
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 1: little happy fruit fruit things he pulling, these are red flags. Now,

956
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:33,520
Speaker 1: so get your own sense. You got to get rid

957
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: of all in plaques and stuff got Barbara wrote all

958
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: over the bed and everything your name Jelisa. You know

959
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 1: you gotta get rid of all this hill. Oh. Next

960
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 1: thing you need to need to do is find out

961
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:50,040
Speaker 1: why they divorced, because most men try to get rid

962
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,960
Speaker 1: of the signs of their ex and for him to

963
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 1: be hanging on to it like that, you really need

964
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 1: to find out why they got a divorce. Obviously it

965
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: was and something he wanted because he didn't kept too

966
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:06,320
Speaker 1: much of her around. So you need to find out

967
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 1: if he didn't got past that or not. I don't

968
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 1: think so kept everything the same. Now you need to

969
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:16,160
Speaker 1: find out also for the last fifteen years he's been divorced.

970
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 1: Who has he been seeing and why has nothing stuck

971
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: in fifteen years? If he do all this dog on

972
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 1: Bible study, got this pretty a smile. You mean to

973
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 1: tell me all the women to go to church? And

974
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 1: ain't nobody called his attention yet? Something is wrong, And

975
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 1: I think it's got some due with them damn baths,

976
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:48,200
Speaker 1: damn baths man. Yeah, with all them names of him,

977
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 1: since he had not one manly fragrance, you know, yeah,

978
01:05:53,240 --> 01:06:02,439
Speaker 1: I think everything you know, hab Broder, old spice. Yeah,

979
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 1: you know, you know you want some some of them

980
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 1: named the polo, you know. Let you know he a

981
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 1: man man. Yeah, I got a part. Let me tell yourself.

982
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 1: I got a part of the steal wear polo, swear back,

983
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 1: swear back. This hot night, he told me he he

984
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 1: found a six pack of polo at Costco. I went

985
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 1: for a six pack of polo. He lost his mind.

986
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I think you should do. That's my suggestion.

987
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 1: I don't think you should throw him awight, but you

988
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: need to five stuff like that. But he could be

989
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:45,080
Speaker 1: a good guy. Y'all got to stop this vible steady

990
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 1: every night, Steve all right, listen. Hit us up on

991
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:55,320
Speaker 1: Instagram at Steve Harvey FM with your thoughts on today's

992
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:58,240
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. Please check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on

993
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 1: de Man. Coming up next, Sports with Junior. You know

994
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 1: what it is right after this you're listening morning show?

995
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 1: All right here we are. It is that time for

996
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: Junior and sports talk. What you got Junior, all Shirlett

997
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 1: is super Bowl is set? It is, It is set.

998
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 1: We got the Tampa bay Buccaniz and the Kansas City Chiefs.

999
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 1: And this is the first time ever, Tommy, in the

1000
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:25,240
Speaker 1: NFL history that the home team or the Tampa bucan

1001
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:28,280
Speaker 1: we've been playing their own stadium that they've been playing

1002
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 1: in Tampa Dome. Tampa. Man, this is big deal. Yeah,

1003
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: is always in different places, but it's never happened where

1004
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:44,560
Speaker 1: the one of the teams that's playing it's actually in

1005
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 1: their city. So you know, Tampa is hosting the super Bowl,

1006
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 1: Tampa is in the super Bowl. This this, this don't

1007
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:56,840
Speaker 1: happen all the time. This don't happen. I'm clear. Football question, Yeah,

1008
01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:59,280
Speaker 1: I have a football no idea. What you're talking about,

1009
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 1: Junior stem who's the genius that let Brady go who

1010
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:10,560
Speaker 1: is who came up with another question? Somebody should not

1011
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:16,720
Speaker 1: be working. Somebody should be out of work. Come to morrow.

1012
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:21,280
Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing, Jay, I'm telling you man.

1013
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 1: For this dude to be in the super Bowl after

1014
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:29,040
Speaker 1: leaving the Patriots, who weren't. Now the Patriots weren't in

1015
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: the super Bowl last year? No, they weren't. Who was

1016
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 1: in the super Bowl last year? Can't see the chief Chiefs?

1017
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:41,519
Speaker 1: Good to get rid of Brady because you didn't make

1018
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 1: it to the super Bowl and then your team don't

1019
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:48,560
Speaker 1: make the playoffs and the team you trade into is

1020
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:51,760
Speaker 1: going to the super Bowl. Want me tell you something.

1021
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 1: It's a very nervous general manager right now up somewhere,

1022
01:08:57,320 --> 01:09:01,760
Speaker 1: it really is. And this is Tom Brady's ten super Bowl. Wow?

1023
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,560
Speaker 1: Can I say this so, junior, if Brady wins this,

1024
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:09,360
Speaker 1: you're supposed to walk away. Now, yeah, you're supposed to

1025
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:13,479
Speaker 1: leave on top, leave on top. It's snow down. In

1026
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:17,120
Speaker 1: my mind, he's the greatest quarterback in the game. When

1027
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:19,240
Speaker 1: you leave and go to another team and come back

1028
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 1: to the super Bowl, oh my god, you're the greatest.

1029
01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:24,640
Speaker 1: And then one other note over, I just ain't got

1030
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:29,360
Speaker 1: any to do football, but has anybody waking Connor McGregor

1031
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:37,360
Speaker 1: yet has any on this Monday morning? Dude, y'all see that. Dude,

1032
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:39,880
Speaker 1: y'all tried to call you. I was like, okay, I'm

1033
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:41,920
Speaker 1: about it. I'm about to fight, Junior. I was trying

1034
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,680
Speaker 1: to buy the fight and they said you can't buy

1035
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:48,080
Speaker 1: to fight to fight over. I was like, just the

1036
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:52,840
Speaker 1: second round over, ye, man. So you know it was

1037
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 1: a good weekend sports. I kind of hurt me too, man,

1038
01:09:55,439 --> 01:09:58,920
Speaker 1: because I like Conor mcgreg that dude, not that Phoenix

1039
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:12,599
Speaker 1: chest Phoenish left in the flying around. Man. All right, Junior,

1040
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:15,920
Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next Comedy Roulette with Jay Anthony Brown.

1041
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:23,200
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to, all right, it is

1042
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 1: time for comedy Roulette. Jay, help us out a little

1043
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:31,280
Speaker 1: bit here here. It is very simple. We take three subjects.

1044
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 1: We put those subjects on the wheel. We spun the wheel.

1045
01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 1: Which stop. We make it funny, do it, set it up,

1046
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:42,479
Speaker 1: let's do it. Things people say when their clothes don't

1047
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:46,040
Speaker 1: fit anymore. Okay, things people say when their clothes don't

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01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:49,080
Speaker 1: fit anymore. Things people say when you bring up something

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01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:53,639
Speaker 1: they did wrong to you. And then things people say

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01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:58,320
Speaker 1: when they've been to a bad house party. Okay, you

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01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:03,320
Speaker 1: got it. Okay, out spend the wheel the house part,

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Speaker 1: you're the house the house party by my sell. But

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01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:15,240
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be bald, all right. Things

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01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:18,719
Speaker 1: people say when you bring up something they did wrong

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01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:25,839
Speaker 1: to you. Okay, got it, guys, here we go. People say, okay,

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01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,720
Speaker 1: we still talking about that man that happened in the

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01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:32,400
Speaker 1: third damn grade. Can't you let that go? You are

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01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:40,439
Speaker 1: sixty eight years old now, damn here y'all the people

1059
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:42,960
Speaker 1: say when you bring up somebody didn't wrong to you. Okay,

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01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 1: first off, it wasn't a lot of money. Okay, first off,

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Speaker 1: it was only a hundred dollars. Okay, god dog man

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Speaker 1: tell everybody. Things people say when they bring up something

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01:11:57,439 --> 01:12:00,920
Speaker 1: that they did wrong. You ate a dog. Okay, I

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01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:04,439
Speaker 1: didn't know that was your mama. I thought I thought

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01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:08,320
Speaker 1: that was your sus do. Okay, that's a big dear friend.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know was your mama. I thought it was

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Speaker 1: just okay, I'm just I'm just all right. Things people

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01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:19,120
Speaker 1: say when you bring up something they did wrong to you.

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01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 1: Things people say when you bring up something that they

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01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:27,479
Speaker 1: did wrong to you. Okay, man, but I don't ask

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01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:34,160
Speaker 1: you for nothing else exactly what they say. Yeah, yeah,

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01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:39,320
Speaker 1: barn from you. Yeah, I'm telling you on my borrow. Listen,

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01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:42,760
Speaker 1: how about that? All right? Things people say when you

1074
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 1: bring up something that they did to you. I just

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01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 1: forgot my damn answer. I swear to God in real time,

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01:12:54,960 --> 01:13:02,360
Speaker 1: in real say, when you bring up something they did wrong.

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01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:04,560
Speaker 1: You look, man, I know I wrecked your car, but

1078
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:08,840
Speaker 1: down I couldn't see. Hell, I got it, I got it,

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01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:11,760
Speaker 1: I got it. Come on. Things people say when you

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01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,600
Speaker 1: bring up something that they did to you. Yeah, it

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01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:20,360
Speaker 1: ain't like you ain't got no money. I mean, damn thing.

1082
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:29,439
Speaker 1: When you bring up something that they did wrong. Who you? Hey, man,

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01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:34,680
Speaker 1: look dog, you know I mean we can't work none

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01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:38,640
Speaker 1: of this side. I'm just saying, doctor, any time I

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01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 1: talked you, always a boy, this ill. You know what

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01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:45,720
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's about this ill dog. It's always by

1087
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:56,799
Speaker 1: this ill. Don't come on, I'm on play. Things people

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01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,800
Speaker 1: say when you bring up something that they did wrong.

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01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:06,160
Speaker 1: You damn man, you're gonna keep talking about that when

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01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:15,800
Speaker 1: you got another eye? Put your eye out. Any time

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01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:19,160
Speaker 1: I see you, you gotta bring I put your hat out. No,

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01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:22,800
Speaker 1: damn here you come. We get at me. We get

1093
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:25,759
Speaker 1: at me, trying to make me feel bad. You're bash

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01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,920
Speaker 1: all right, we have time for one more, one more,

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01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:38,479
Speaker 1: that's it. Let me hear, let me hear a dog. Okay, yeah, okay,

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01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,519
Speaker 1: she pregnant from me, but she married to you. I mean,

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01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 1: but you got to go on on work this eye,

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01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:47,640
Speaker 1: don't you got you? You? Come on, come on, you

1099
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,680
Speaker 1: need to do the right thing. You need to do

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01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 1: the right thing. Man, do the right thing, though, man,

1101
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 1: come on. All right, that's comedy roulette up. We'll have

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Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in

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01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:05,800
Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour A good one guy, you're

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01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:12,599
Speaker 1: listening to show, and today's tell Me Something Good segment.

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01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:17,840
Speaker 1: Poet Amanda Gorman hesitate to say that name because Junior

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01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:21,360
Speaker 1: gets a little tight because she's a poet laureate. Yeah,

1107
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:26,160
Speaker 1: and he's our personal poet laureate. So anyway, Amanda Gorman's

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01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:30,599
Speaker 1: books are on top of the Amazon sales charts, of course,

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01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:36,479
Speaker 1: after her powerful performance at last week's inauguration. Yeah, I

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01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:42,080
Speaker 1: don un poem on poem. That's that's why I didn't

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01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:44,559
Speaker 1: want to bring it up. Seeing just writing. That's why

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01:15:45,479 --> 01:15:48,320
Speaker 1: being in the spotlight led to both of her books,

1113
01:15:48,439 --> 01:15:53,479
Speaker 1: The Hill We Climb Poems and Change Sings, a children's anthem,

1114
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:56,240
Speaker 1: to surge to the top of the best selling list.

1115
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:59,600
Speaker 1: Right Amanda tweet it I Am on the Floor, my

1116
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:02,479
Speaker 1: book to number one and two on Amazon. Thank you

1117
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:06,920
Speaker 1: so much to everyone for supporting me and my words.

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01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:11,200
Speaker 1: I'll Junior so no, no, no, no, no, it wasn't

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01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:15,479
Speaker 1: one damn point. It was one great poem. I'm saying

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Speaker 1: Junior's never written a great poem. Is that what you're saying,

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01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:22,280
Speaker 1: You've never had a great poem. I'm saying I was

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01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:26,599
Speaker 1: up there, Junior asked all time, all of me ain't wrote.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I gotta call I can I can spit

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01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:32,280
Speaker 1: poet if I was up there out yeah, man, all

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01:16:32,479 --> 01:16:40,040
Speaker 1: y'all shut up. Wow body, let y'all talking. No damn inauguration.

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01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:47,240
Speaker 1: You must be out your say it though. More of

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01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:49,639
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three

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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Right after that they end, you're

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01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:58,080
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steven's that

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01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:02,320
Speaker 1: time again. Please introduce your good good friend Jay Anthony Brown.

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01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:05,800
Speaker 1: Let's look into his mind, Ladies and gentlemen, the dark,

1132
01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:13,120
Speaker 1: demented and troubled man of a bitter, broken up, love

1133
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:21,320
Speaker 1: starved man. Here we go. I have some questions that

1134
01:17:21,439 --> 01:17:24,759
Speaker 1: will let you know if you should receive black card.

1135
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,519
Speaker 1: We got points to those, but here we go. First question,

1136
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:31,280
Speaker 1: have you ever eaten rice or braby rice and sugar

1137
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:39,640
Speaker 1: butter and rice? Give yourself five points? Yeah. Have you

1138
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:42,960
Speaker 1: ever played the game That's My Car? Have you ever

1139
01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:45,360
Speaker 1: played the game That's My Car and you didn't have

1140
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:49,680
Speaker 1: a car? Give yourself three points, yes, yes, or if

1141
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:53,559
Speaker 1: you got yourself points. Is there anyone white that you'd

1142
01:17:53,640 --> 01:18:00,240
Speaker 1: like to have sex with? Takeaway two points? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:02,200
Speaker 1: hold on, let me take my two points away. Here

1144
01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:04,840
Speaker 1: we go, all right. Have you ever fixed anything with

1145
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:09,679
Speaker 1: a knife, fork or a spoon? Give yourself six points?

1146
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:13,400
Speaker 1: Put that down there. Oh, I'm back up, I'm back up,

1147
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,559
Speaker 1: All right, all right, here we go. Have you ever

1148
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:19,920
Speaker 1: put something in front of the oven to dry? Four points?

1149
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:26,280
Speaker 1: Give yourself four points for that? Have you ever washed

1150
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:29,960
Speaker 1: your face with a dish cloth? Give yourself two points

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01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:35,439
Speaker 1: for that one right down? All right? I got that. Sorry,

1152
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:39,320
Speaker 1: all the bad tiles was really dished tyut, But go ahead. Yeah,

1153
01:18:39,439 --> 01:18:43,040
Speaker 1: you're right. Have you ever made fun of somebody shouting

1154
01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:48,400
Speaker 1: in church? Give yourself three points? Okay, went to church

1155
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:57,240
Speaker 1: for that? Oh, not for the word. Yeah. My comedy

1156
01:18:57,360 --> 01:19:02,519
Speaker 1: career started as a ten year old at Have Have

1157
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:07,519
Speaker 1: you ever had a sandwich inside the rapper that it

1158
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:11,160
Speaker 1: came in? Have you ever had that? Meaning? Yes? Yes?

1159
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:17,559
Speaker 1: Have you ever made a sandwich with just the end

1160
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:23,639
Speaker 1: pieces of bread? Give yourself four points? That's okay. Last question,

1161
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:27,200
Speaker 1: last question? Have you ever eaten a piece of candy

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01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:31,000
Speaker 1: that an old person pulled out of there bra and

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01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:34,080
Speaker 1: you ate it? Anyway? If you have not done anything,

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01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:42,720
Speaker 1: I was young, I did Break of the Day and

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01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:47,559
Speaker 1: yeah the day, and I have a quote to take

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Speaker 1: with you. Here we go. If you are a man

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01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 1: and you weigh three hundred and fifty pounds, you have

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01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:58,439
Speaker 1: no reason walking a dog that weighs one pound? Okay,

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01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:09,280
Speaker 1: making us coming up in forty nine minutes after the

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Speaker 1: horable Steve Harvey will be right here. Don't weigh out it,

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Speaker 1: don't at all giving us some closing remarks right after

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01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:25,080
Speaker 1: you're listening to all right, Steve, here we are last

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01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:28,719
Speaker 1: break of the day on this Monday, brand new week,

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01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 1: brand new full week of work for the brand new president.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I want to talk about this with

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01:20:34,479 --> 01:20:36,639
Speaker 1: y'all too, because you said something Man at the top

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Speaker 1: of the show that really, I don't know if people

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Speaker 1: you know what, Man. Since Trump has been out of office,

1179
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:48,639
Speaker 1: I think for us it has given us a break

1180
01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:51,840
Speaker 1: from having to run home and cut the TV on

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01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:54,599
Speaker 1: and see what he did and said. We ain't had

1182
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:58,080
Speaker 1: to deal with no ignorant tweets. It has been a

1183
01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:02,120
Speaker 1: relief and it's like it's a relief to know that

1184
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:06,720
Speaker 1: somebody is trying to formulate a plan to get this

1185
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:10,599
Speaker 1: COVID thing under control and really going forward and talk

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01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:13,599
Speaker 1: about and it really exposed how the Trump administration had

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01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:16,920
Speaker 1: done nothing. Yeah, nothing, but but but you know what,

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01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:20,840
Speaker 1: you know what understate. I'm with you on that, But

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Speaker 1: at the same time, in the back of my mind,

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Speaker 1: I'd be one thing like what is he doing? Is

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01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:32,080
Speaker 1: he doing something? In my mind started wondering like what

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01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:34,920
Speaker 1: is he doing? Is he kind of conjure up something?

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Speaker 1: You know what. I've been I'm over here, Jay, I'm

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01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:43,080
Speaker 1: over here, like I'm worried because I ain't heard from him.

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01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:51,840
Speaker 1: A person that evil. Don't stop ye are saying what

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Speaker 1: are you doing? You're doing something. But I refuse to

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01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:58,760
Speaker 1: let my mind go there because it's been on him

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Speaker 1: so much twenty for seven, for the last what four

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Speaker 1: years now? So I'm done. Well, you know what he has.

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Speaker 1: He has a platform, He has a platform. He has

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Speaker 1: Hannity on Fox, and he has Russia Limbaugh on the radio.

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01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,679
Speaker 1: So he has a way to get when he comes

1203
01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:22,799
Speaker 1: up with a plan. And he talked with his boys

1204
01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:27,040
Speaker 1: like he gave He gave Russia Limba the Congressional Medal

1205
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:33,960
Speaker 1: of Honor? What what? What? What has he done? Medal

1206
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:38,720
Speaker 1: of Freedom? President whatever it is either presidential Medal of Freedom? What?

1207
01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:41,840
Speaker 1: Why are he getting any chain put around his neck?

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01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:51,439
Speaker 1: Does anything? I mean for what? Dog? What has he

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01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:57,960
Speaker 1: done to help mankind people? What has he done to

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01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:03,320
Speaker 1: save what? Man? I know what? Still I'll say the

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Speaker 1: funniest thing. Go ahead, go ahead, No, no, go ahead. No.

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Speaker 1: I was just gonna say. I can't get these out

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Speaker 1: of my mind. These Bernie Sanders memes. Everyone they use

1214
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Speaker 1: them on My show Man. There everywhere, there's so a

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01:23:28,479 --> 01:23:37,040
Speaker 1: Baptist pool. I was, but they said, Bernie Econi McGregor.

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Speaker 1: The one way he's choking Bernie said they're really funny.

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01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,200
Speaker 1: You know, he has a great sense of humor. But

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01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:49,680
Speaker 1: they're gonna get t shirts and sweatshirts, print it out,

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01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:51,519
Speaker 1: and then they're gonna give that money to meals on

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Speaker 1: wheels to help older citizens. Yeah who can't get up. Yeah,

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01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:02,760
Speaker 1: I think they have some already. Um, but yeah, it's

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01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:07,439
Speaker 1: just been funny. Those mittens. Did you see the one

1223
01:24:07,479 --> 01:24:12,080
Speaker 1: with OJ and Court, Remember he had the gloves, he

1224
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:14,799
Speaker 1: had the mittens. They put the mittens on OJ's hands.

1225
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:19,280
Speaker 1: The one with Janet Jackson. Haven't seen that one? Yes? Yes, yes,

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01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:22,080
Speaker 1: on the cover of her album when she had yeah,

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01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:26,599
Speaker 1: the guy's hands covering her breath. Did y'all see one

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01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:28,320
Speaker 1: they had to mins remember the scene and ghost when

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01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:34,000
Speaker 1: they had to clay pottery. Yes, more put Bernie's mittens

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01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:37,720
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, they've been having so much fun with

1231
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Speaker 1: Bernie and that. Yeah, I'm glad he does. But you know,

1232
01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:46,479
Speaker 1: like you were saying, Steve, at least now we have

1233
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Speaker 1: some hope, you know, about the future and everything got

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Speaker 1: a plan. But as forward I thought, I was feeling like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm at a point now I don't have to wake

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01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:01,240
Speaker 1: up every morning and watch the news. But there's something

1237
01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:04,200
Speaker 1: in me to still feel like I still need to

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01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:07,040
Speaker 1: watch the news like it ain't over, like it's something

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01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:10,240
Speaker 1: gonna happen. I'm still at that mode right now, like

1240
01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:12,160
Speaker 1: we can still feel like I got to get up

1241
01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:15,800
Speaker 1: and watch the news because something it ain't I feel

1242
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:18,320
Speaker 1: like it's not. You know, look, man, I watched the news.

1243
01:25:19,479 --> 01:25:21,679
Speaker 1: You know, I've watched the news, but I don't care,

1244
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:26,240
Speaker 1: you know, dude, Look, man, Donald Trump, he had such

1245
01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:32,599
Speaker 1: a weight over the news and fake news and you know, man,

1246
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:36,400
Speaker 1: unless he said it ain't real and you know it

1247
01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:40,080
Speaker 1: Foxes this and he tweeting it. I'm just glad that,

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01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:44,519
Speaker 1: you know. I'm just glad that it's some decency in

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Speaker 1: the White House, you know, just somebody, man who's not

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01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:54,720
Speaker 1: an embarrassment to us. Look, man, look this, this guy,

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden can't fix America. I got now. I'm not naive. Man,

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Speaker 1: especially you can't fix America. He's not gonna stop quite

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Speaker 1: supremacis from being quite supremacist. He's not gonna stop Trumpism

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Speaker 1: from being what it is. He's gonna make some headway,

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Speaker 1: but at least the rhetoric coming from the top won't

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Speaker 1: be as divisive it's gonna take a lot to get

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Speaker 1: this country unified, because it's just from hateful as people

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Speaker 1: that ain't gonna do it no matter what. And I'm

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Speaker 1: not naive enough to think that they are, because they're not.

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Speaker 1: Hate will be with us always, Racism will always never

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Speaker 1: eradicate racism. This ain't Heaven, you know, come on, man,

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Speaker 1: this is this is earth. Far. Yeah, we're still we're

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Speaker 1: still in the world, right, But I just stay aware

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Speaker 1: of the power that we have for the vote and

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Speaker 1: not get complacent points elections come up. Let's get I don't.

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Speaker 1: But we should never not vote again. We should never

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Speaker 1: never be in a position where we don't think we

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Speaker 1: should not be voting. Right, That's right, Steve, Well, y'all

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Speaker 1: have a good one. We see y'all. Lamar, stay well

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