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Speaker 1: All the people that I meet in craiglists are always

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Speaker 1: Stacy met a guy named Tyler online, and her email

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Speaker 1: it says that he turned out to be different than

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Speaker 1: I thought when we met in person. In a good

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Speaker 1: way though, right, Stacy, Yeah, he was really great. Huh.

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Speaker 1: How so, Well, he was cuter in person and he

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Speaker 1: made me laugh a lot. I just remember feeling really

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Speaker 1: comfortable with him instantly. Okay, And how long have you

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Speaker 1: Two weeks weeks? Okay, so you felt like you kind

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Speaker 1: use that in the future dates Center. What did you

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Speaker 1: it's been six hours. Dogs are fine. The good So

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Speaker 1: What was your goal of bringing him back to your place.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want it to go too far because I

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Speaker 1: I was really having a great time with him and

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Speaker 1: kind of wanted to see how he would feel in

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Speaker 1: my space. Have some dessert, right, you just get him

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Speaker 1: He's a sofa stacy. Do you think that, you know,

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Speaker 1: and it wasn't until I left him alone to do

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Speaker 1: the music modern art just to cleanse myself here ridiculous tastes.

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Speaker 1: after this. Play a song, come back, get your second

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Speaker 1: We've got Stacy on the phone with us. Stacy went

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Speaker 1: thank you, Here we go. Hello, can I speak to

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Speaker 1: Tyler please? Yep him? Hey dude, how are you? This

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Speaker 1: How much? How you doing? Good? Big fanning your show? Why? Thanks?

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Speaker 1: You recently went out on a date with a friend

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Speaker 1: of mine. Her name is Stacy. She said, you guys

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Speaker 1: use one from like four years ago. She's smoking in

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Speaker 1: you weird, Like she had like one like like really

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Speaker 1: don't know. It was like a cup to droopy b cup. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and then at the very end she had no boobs. Tyler,

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Speaker 1: does it really bug you size wise? Or does it

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Speaker 1: Who know what? What else is she lying about? Tyler?

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Speaker 1: Tyler love spart I should let you know now that

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Speaker 1: Stacy's actually online and everything that you just said, Oh

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Speaker 1: you have discussed me. I think most women who are

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Speaker 1: you that you work where you said you work. How

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait? Did did I look like my picture

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Speaker 1: whenever you went out with me? No? I didn't look

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Speaker 1: I really don't want to hear you talk anymore, Stacy, Stacy?

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Speaker 1: Can I ask? Because I have very small boobs, like

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Speaker 1: really insecure about them? Is this something that you do

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Speaker 1: just don't like lazy ones. Yeah, I like lazy ones.

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Speaker 1: I was going back to see the lazy But that's

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Speaker 1: wearing heels like she's you know, maybe I will say

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Speaker 1: and we all think spanks for that. Yeah, so you

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Speaker 1: really consider it lying, Tyler. It felt like a lie

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Speaker 1: You were hiring a bra that was making your boobs

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Speaker 1: You were literating, who is the liar? Now? And I'm

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Speaker 1: boob magician, and I don't. I don't lie boom musician. Hey, Tyler, Tyler,

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Speaker 1: Stacy hung up on us. She's not there anymore. No,

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Speaker 1: thank you for you know, at least letting us know

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Speaker 1: no problem. I was hoping at the end of these

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Speaker 1: I was hoping we could do that for you. I

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Speaker 1: I honestly like to see which boop is bigger. You

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Speaker 1: Jul in the morning,