WEBVTT - Chris Grace Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're a guess to my home.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta come to me empty, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, no guests.

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<v Speaker 1>Your own presence is presence. And I already had too

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<v Speaker 1>much stuff. So how did you dare to surbey me?

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wineger. We're

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<v Speaker 2>here in the studio. I after, you know, a white

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<v Speaker 2>knuckle drive here, multiple wrong turns, the wrong freeway, just

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<v Speaker 2>an experience, but I made it and we're here. It's

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<v Speaker 2>cool and quiet, cave like. Ah, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Not a lot? I mean, I would just take a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Something I've been struggling with recently. The least, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>the people I liked least in high school have got

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<v Speaker 2>to get something other than Facebook. I'm talking to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I need you to get on Instagram. I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a Facebook account, and it's making it very difficult for

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<v Speaker 2>me to spy on you. I need to keep tabs

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<v Speaker 2>on you freaks. Get an Instagram account and if it's private, fine,

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<v Speaker 2>but have a little, uh, you know, at least a

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<v Speaker 2>photo of yourself for the profile. I want to I

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<v Speaker 2>want to catch up with you. And I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people are begging for this. Everybody, You've

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<v Speaker 2>got to open at least another account on some social

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<v Speaker 2>media other than Facebook, for most of us have left,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's probably why you're still there. But please, for

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<v Speaker 2>my sake open an Instagram account. That's a little, just

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<v Speaker 2>a little public service begging. And I think, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>my life other than that, other than trying to spy

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<v Speaker 2>on people I don't like, is empty. So let's get

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<v Speaker 2>into the podcast. I love today's guest. It's Chris Grace. Chris,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to I said, no gift.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you should add a truth Social account. That's

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<v Speaker 3>probably where you're going.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, why didn't I think of that?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably where they all are.

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<v Speaker 2>That's certainly where they are all. Wow, have you been

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<v Speaker 2>on truth Social?

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<v Speaker 1>I have not.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never been.

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<v Speaker 2>I assume it's like Twitter, I think, so. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of the format of a I.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean, I have an account, I just don't publish that

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<v Speaker 3>my Yeah, my my main media manager posts on truth So.

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<v Speaker 2>All of your more secret opinion.

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<v Speaker 3>I just say what my hot take of the day is,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, then they type it up.

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<v Speaker 2>You're huge untruth Social.

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<v Speaker 3>There are a lot used to be a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>like feral cats in my neighborhood. I live in East Hollywood,

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<v Speaker 3>in your Korea town. Sure not as many recently also

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<v Speaker 3>rise in immigrants.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean two and two together. P put racism and

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<v Speaker 2>racism together and you had double racism. Wait, so the

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<v Speaker 2>but have you seen many feral cats recently? I've got

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<v Speaker 2>a lot suddenly in my neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we just have. We have ones that we are like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh what happened to? And then you know, sometimes they

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<v Speaker 3>you don't see them anymore and you wonder what happened carry.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a very friendly one that we called Rusty

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<v Speaker 3>that would actually come up to us and let let

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<v Speaker 3>she would let us pet her. Ah, very cute, like

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<v Speaker 3>almost like we had an outdoor cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen Rusty in two months.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's tough. What color was she?

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<v Speaker 3>We called her Rusty because she was a black and

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<v Speaker 3>orange like tortoise or ali coom. I don't know, but

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<v Speaker 3>we thought it was a boy. And then they were like.

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<v Speaker 3>A friend of mine was like, oh, tortoise shell cats

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<v Speaker 3>are almost always girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's an interesting thing. I feel like with orange

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<v Speaker 2>cats it's a similar thing. I think almost all ginger

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<v Speaker 2>or orange cats are male. But now that we've both

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<v Speaker 2>shared this fact, I'm wondering if people just say that

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<v Speaker 2>about every color of cat and none of it's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Most redheaded humans are male.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost exclusively. I feel like there's probably three or four

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<v Speaker 2>red headed women on earth. The rest of them are men.

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<v Speaker 3>Carol Burnett, Amy Adams.

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<v Speaker 2>We lost the seal ball a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are the three.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I've heard that about cats, and recently I heard

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<v Speaker 2>that a lot of white dogs are deaf.

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<v Speaker 3>That. I don't know why. This strikes me as funny,

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<v Speaker 3>but it does.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's something. Of course, this is what it's

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Those white dogs can't feel the groove? Is that what

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<v Speaker 3>you're saying? They're always clapping on one and three.

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<v Speaker 2>Most white dogs cannot dance, that's a fact. No, I've

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<v Speaker 2>may be white like pit bowls or something, but there's

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<v Speaker 2>something about that where a lot of them are Strangely,

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<v Speaker 2>they can't hear weird. I don't know how that lines

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<v Speaker 2>up genetically. Oh interesting, I mean the of their owners. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>big hearts of Americans adopting them. But I have a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of feral cats recently, and I'm loving it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know where they're coming from, but I think one

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<v Speaker 2>must have had babies a while ago, and now suddenly

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<v Speaker 2>the whole family is large.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a little storage tent zipper thing, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I mean, Like it's not really a storage shed,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's a zip up a little enclosure, and I

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<v Speaker 3>had a bunch of stuff in it in the back

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<v Speaker 3>of our house. And there was a little litter of

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<v Speaker 3>cats in there one day and like basically we put

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<v Speaker 3>out like some stuff for them to so the mother

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<v Speaker 3>could get food and stuff, right, And then next day

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<v Speaker 3>they're all gone. And then I see them there on

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<v Speaker 3>the side of our house, underneath like a little bin

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<v Speaker 3>storage bin. And then once we saw once the mother

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<v Speaker 3>realized as we had seen her there, she took them.

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<v Speaker 3>She kept moving.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, the family really moved around.

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<v Speaker 3>And I had video of her moving from that, Like

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<v Speaker 3>she would take one in her mouth, disappear a couple

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<v Speaker 3>minutes later, come back for another one. So that was

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<v Speaker 3>it was fun. And then a neighbor adopted out all

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<v Speaker 3>the kittens and got the mother whatever medical procedures she needed.

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<v Speaker 3>That mother had a right to reproductive help.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. Our cats still have it. That's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's very cute to see a mother cat

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<v Speaker 2>carrying the kittens, but it must be the most tedious

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<v Speaker 2>thing in the world for the mother cat having to

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<v Speaker 2>do that over and over.

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<v Speaker 3>And then having to go find food for them or

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<v Speaker 3>for herself.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the struggle of a single mother cat while

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<v Speaker 2>the father's out there doing god knows.

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<v Speaker 3>What, working.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to put food on the table.

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<v Speaker 3>The saddest thing about that was and I didn't tell

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<v Speaker 3>my I know why. I told my husband about this,

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<v Speaker 3>but I didn't subject him to this, which is that

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<v Speaker 3>in the first location in the storage tent, not all

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<v Speaker 3>the kittens made it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't like to hear this.

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<v Speaker 3>While we're going to excreciating details, but I mean, it

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<v Speaker 3>was anything just It wasn't like gross in any visceral sense.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just that like two of them weren't breathing,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I it was upon me too. I tried

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<v Speaker 3>to give them a little you know, that's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>That breaks my heart.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it's right, but I'm sure the mother was

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<v Speaker 3>just like, that's the way it goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, she knows how nature works. The rest of

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<v Speaker 2>us have.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Actually, I around the time I was reading about

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<v Speaker 3>mothers and their kittens, and once she gets some sort

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<v Speaker 3>of up to speed, she sort of kicks them out

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<v Speaker 3>of her territory. Oh, like like they're not really going

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<v Speaker 3>to be able to like be hunt in the same

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<v Speaker 3>area as the mother because it's like, no, this is competition. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like go off and find your own. Oh yeah, that's rough.

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<v Speaker 3>That's rough living. Well, I guess it's the way when

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<v Speaker 3>we go to after high school. We got to get

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<v Speaker 3>out of there.

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<v Speaker 2>I kept eating all my mom's food and she asked

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<v Speaker 2>me to leave.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, that was your territory.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. She got very violent.

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<v Speaker 3>That cold Stone was hers.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any pets?

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<v Speaker 3>We had two pets, two cats we had.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. They passed away two years ago, one within forty

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<v Speaker 3>eight hours of each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think it was a cause, I mean the

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<v Speaker 2>effect of the first I think so.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, I think there was some sort of chemical effect

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever, and at some point I think we might

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<v Speaker 3>get some more. But it's it's the idea of pets.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the sort of pro and con of like you

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<v Speaker 3>miss having them, but also the house is really clean. Sure, sure,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like there's not just suspended for in the air constantly,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and then also like because my husband loves

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<v Speaker 3>dogs as well, but also there's the like traveling and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it's a lot. I mean it's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we lost our dog last year, and that's like the

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<v Speaker 2>one sliver of like, well, this is one part of

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<v Speaker 2>our life that's a little bit easier.

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<v Speaker 3>How was it dog?

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<v Speaker 2>She was nine?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I I've never as an adult had a dog. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>but I always have me so I have friends that

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<v Speaker 3>I understand taking care of dogs is more is harder

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<v Speaker 3>than cats. And I also understand that taking care of

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<v Speaker 3>human children is harder. But I sometimes suspect that dog

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<v Speaker 3>owners and newborn parents or you know, parents and newborns

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<v Speaker 3>are maybe ten percent exaggerating how quickly they get they

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<v Speaker 3>got to get home from your party?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, one percent. I mean it was every.

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<v Speaker 3>Time we gotta go, Yeah, we got the jog.

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<v Speaker 2>Look it's eight fifteen, We've got to get home.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, I think that animal could survive another twenty

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<v Speaker 3>minutes so we could finish this game of Uno no

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<v Speaker 3>no no.

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<v Speaker 2>That is an enormous benefit to having any type of pet.

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<v Speaker 2>Is an immediate escape from any situation. Yeah, and people

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<v Speaker 2>can there's nothing they can do.

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<v Speaker 3>I can hack into your ring camera and monitor that dog.

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<v Speaker 2>While you've never had a dog as an adult, that's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a very different experience. Did you have

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<v Speaker 2>one as a kid?

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<v Speaker 3>I had one as a kid, but I wasn't the

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<v Speaker 3>primary caretaker of them, so I've never been the one

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<v Speaker 3>that had to regularly. And also when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 3>we had a big yard, so I don't remember walking

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<v Speaker 3>the dog ever. The dog would just get to roam

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<v Speaker 3>in the yard.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly right. I'll sure smaller big.

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<v Speaker 3>My husband likes German Shepherds and Golden Retrievers, high energy.

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<v Speaker 3>He's I think reluctant to do it in LA because

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<v Speaker 3>our house is like not super big, right, And I

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<v Speaker 3>don't particularly want a small dog. Okay, sure, I think

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<v Speaker 3>if we had a we uy as well have a cat,

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<v Speaker 3>I think, But actually I don't really know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, a small dog can have all sorts of personalities,

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<v Speaker 2>so you can have a real vicious one very docile. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you kind of never know what you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>get until it gets to the living room.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody loves having them. It's like kids too, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>People are always like, one they have the kids, They're like,

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<v Speaker 3>you gotta do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that that's a trap. I think that that's

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<v Speaker 2>just people being like, well, we've got to drag more

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<v Speaker 2>people in this situation.

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<v Speaker 3>I think hormonally they believe what they're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, evolution is telling them, yeah, basically tell other people

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<v Speaker 2>to keep reproducing.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that there is something that happens to my

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<v Speaker 3>friends when they had kids, like whatever, parts of them

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<v Speaker 3>were sort of like not lazy, but like, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>never going to get around to like writing that screenplay

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<v Speaker 3>or doing that thing whatever. A lot of them get

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<v Speaker 3>kicked into overdrive when they had a kid, oh, because

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<v Speaker 3>it was like, oh I got to like establish myself

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<v Speaker 3>or make some money.

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<v Speaker 2>Or now something else depends on me. Yes, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well maybe I will have a kid for your career.

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<v Speaker 2>That's spark my career need. Yes, I'm gonna have a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of kids in a quick succession. Yes, and then

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<v Speaker 2>when things don't go right, I can blame them. So,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean when parents.

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<v Speaker 3>Do do that, they do that all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have any interest in having kids?

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<v Speaker 3>No? I just don't think that. Like I can't get

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<v Speaker 3>my credit cards paid off right, like what you know?

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<v Speaker 3>And also I do buy a lot of stuff. I

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<v Speaker 3>told you before we recorded that I was in Burbank

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<v Speaker 3>all day. Yes, and one of one of the part

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<v Speaker 3>of that was that I was walking around the Glendale Galleria.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you get anything?

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<v Speaker 3>I bought a lot of stuff, and I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>this is why I don't walk around malls.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you get?

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<v Speaker 3>I got a new case from my iPhone, which I needed.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I was going to I was picking it

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<v Speaker 3>up from the Apple Store. Then I decided to walk

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<v Speaker 3>around and I got a Robert Graham shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fantastic, which.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think that I knew that this was a

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<v Speaker 3>gay brand.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I okay, I mean when I let's just be

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<v Speaker 2>all cards on the table, I have no idea what

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<v Speaker 2>this brand because I acted. Of course, I'm here's what

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know the the Koch brothers, the yeah, of course. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So one of them has a child named Wayne, Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 3>of course, and he has a brand, and I thought

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<v Speaker 3>it was his brand. So I thought it would be

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<v Speaker 3>funny to buy a shirt from his brand, because they're

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<v Speaker 3>kind of ridiculous. If you ever watched I think you

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<v Speaker 3>should leave. There's this thing called Dan Flasher's shirts that

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<v Speaker 3>are like these extremely busy patterned shirts, and the Wayne Coke,

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<v Speaker 3>the son of the richest people in the world. He

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<v Speaker 3>designs these like Dan Flashes type shirts. So I just

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<v Speaker 3>want to see what they're They're pretty bad. But his

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<v Speaker 3>brand is actually called Wayne Ingraham. Oh so I went

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<v Speaker 3>in there going like, this is that guy's brand, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I'm like looking at it, I'm like, and they

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<v Speaker 3>are like flashy, like they are similarly intricated. And then

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<v Speaker 3>I was just googling. I was like, Okay, what was

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<v Speaker 3>the guy's name? And turns out this is a completely

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<v Speaker 3>different brand. But then also Robert Graham, which is the

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<v Speaker 3>story I was in, is a prominent gay men's It

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<v Speaker 3>is very not like most of the shirts in there are.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like the kind of shirts that Cam would wear

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<v Speaker 3>on Modern Family. Okay sure, and they're very like your

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<v Speaker 3>seventy year old couple friend from home Springs.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you didn't need to say any of this.

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<v Speaker 2>I am picturing this type. Yeah, I mean, I assume

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<v Speaker 2>will all end up in that period of our life

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<v Speaker 2>when that's our entire wardrobe you're starting.

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<v Speaker 3>You start tripped to toss kind of mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>We can blame the Koch brothers.

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<v Speaker 3>But exactly. But I did find one shirt that I

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<v Speaker 3>liked and I got it, and then I walked and

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<v Speaker 3>got I got some crocs.

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<v Speaker 2>Just lose control, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I got I did need a belt from Unicloth,

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<v Speaker 3>and I got a some pants from Unicloth.

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<v Speaker 2>I love unlo of course, for all sorts of staples.

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<v Speaker 3>Also stables. They their clothes seem to fit me well,

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<v Speaker 3>like they're cut in a good way for me. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if it's because I'm Asian and they're Japanese,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it could be, but yeah, the crocs might

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<v Speaker 3>have been it. I've cut the receipts for all these things.

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<v Speaker 2>What color are the crocs?

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<v Speaker 3>Crocs are a dark purple.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm glad you picked an actual color.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, oh, I was supposed to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm trapped with a black pair and it's just

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<v Speaker 2>so boring to wear.

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<v Speaker 3>I try to buy colors in general, like you know,

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<v Speaker 3>and sometimes I actually try to buy a like if I'm

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<v Speaker 3>buying a shirt, sometimes I'll just buy a shirt that's

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<v Speaker 3>like I don't think. I don't know if I would

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<v Speaker 3>wear this color I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Just buy it and then do you regret it?

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<v Speaker 3>Ever? No, I've been in a lot of hot pinks

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<v Speaker 3>and fluorescent oranges, and I don't know, I've enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can see you in both of those colors.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm enjoying them. This shirt I bought at a Tesco

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<v Speaker 3>grocery store, you know, from a grocery oh, in the

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<v Speaker 3>UK and in outside of London.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, that makes it. I mean I was gonna say,

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<v Speaker 2>if you had bought it from like a Ralph's esque store,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be shocking because it's very stylish.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if I bought it from Food for Less smart Final,

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<v Speaker 3>but I mean that's kind of what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But I mean, I think the UK always has

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<v Speaker 2>a little edge.

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<v Speaker 3>On UK's grocery stores are so much better than ours.

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<v Speaker 2>They're beautiful, ye, corgious stores. I think most European countries

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<v Speaker 2>have really nice grocery stores compared to whatever we're dealing

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<v Speaker 2>with here.

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<v Speaker 3>They do. They're a lot. You just have to get

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<v Speaker 3>used to the fact that if you want let's say, mustard,

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<v Speaker 3>you have maybe two to pick from.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, You're not just assaulted by an entire wall.

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<v Speaker 3>But I mean, is that losing that much really, like, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>screw those countries.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we need in the United States. We need the

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<v Speaker 2>illusion of choice and it needs to be the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>possible illusion. And that's why our mustard, I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 2>an entire aisle of mustard.

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<v Speaker 3>I think probably we use more purchasing things. I know

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<v Speaker 3>everyone does this, but I think we particularly use like

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<v Speaker 3>the thing we buy as as a statement every time

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<v Speaker 3>we buy it. You know, like if you're getting the

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<v Speaker 3>Hinds simply organic, you know, you're you're asserting like a

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<v Speaker 3>tiny sliver of your identity when you buy that.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you make mistakes shopping.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think that, yeah, you make bad decisions. I

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<v Speaker 3>think that a British person doesn't care that much like

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<v Speaker 3>which ketchup they get, not necessarily their desire to, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>be an individual expression every time they pick economy.

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<v Speaker 2>Every single thing there.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think we are open to that in every

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<v Speaker 3>single thing we buy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's probably very true. I mean on the topic

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<v Speaker 2>of mustard, though, I will say there are.

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<v Speaker 3>So many mustard casts.

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<v Speaker 2>I love all mustards. Do you every single mustard? Have

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<v Speaker 2>you ever been to worst koucha that plays the Sausage.

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<v Speaker 3>Place downtown, Yes, yes, I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the mustard's on display at this place. I get

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<v Speaker 2>every bottle I've got. I've got one broad Worst, but

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<v Speaker 2>I eat I try every mustard well every time I go,

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<v Speaker 2>because I like all of them.

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<v Speaker 3>So do you like them all or do you have

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<v Speaker 3>a hierarchy of I like.

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<v Speaker 2>The ce deer one, like the whole grain one. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't think that. I think they basically are

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<v Speaker 2>a level for me. I like the honey mustard, I

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<v Speaker 2>love the yellow mustards. So it's just it takes me

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<v Speaker 2>about six hours to eat one broad Worst because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying the different mustards.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's not ephem. Do you is there some kind

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<v Speaker 3>of cultural genetic reason for this? Do you think is that?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there there's got to be a reason

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<v Speaker 2>for a lot of my problems.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there is some some German in my family.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>And so maybe there's this mustard love dormant somewhere and

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<v Speaker 2>made that just whenever I go to a broad Worst place.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't forbid you ever go to Berlin or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll collapse. I'll just disintegree. Have you been to Berlin?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Actually, I am not going to next week the

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<v Speaker 3>Berlin Improfestival. Oh and I was invited to go, but

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<v Speaker 3>I can because I just tell me, if you agree

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<v Speaker 3>with this reasoning, it would have been that next week

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<v Speaker 3>I go to Berlin, the weekend after I would go

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<v Speaker 3>to Vegas for another event, and then the weekend after

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<v Speaker 3>that I would go to Edinburgh, Scotland. Oh and I

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<v Speaker 3>felt that the jet lag whiplash of those three weekends

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<v Speaker 3>in a row is going to be too brutal.

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<v Speaker 2>That I mean, I was ready to say you're wrong, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I guess I agree. And just the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>it's Las Vegas in particular in the middle. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>real tough place to be, even just on its own. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>in between two huge international flights.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, unfortunately, But I have heard wonderful things about Berlin

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<v Speaker 3>and I do want.

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<v Speaker 2>To get Yeah, people go crazy for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's a there's this super exclusive club called bert

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<v Speaker 3>berg Hine. What's this that is? Like? You wait seven

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<v Speaker 3>hours in line and it's very difficult to get in.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, not really my speed, but I'm intrigued.

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<v Speaker 2>What what are you as a person? After seven hours?

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<v Speaker 3>Perfect to get rejected from burg Hinding. I mean I

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<v Speaker 3>waited for I think I waited for maybe two hours

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<v Speaker 3>to get into the tunnel in Manhattan way back in

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<v Speaker 3>the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Two hours is too.

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<v Speaker 3>Much on the West Side, and got rejected because I

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<v Speaker 3>was wearing khakis, and the bouncer she was like, sorry, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>it's too casual. I'm not gonna be able to do

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<v Speaker 3>that tonight. But then someone told me, like, I'll just

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<v Speaker 3>go back and the same night, and went back at

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<v Speaker 3>like one and they were letting everybody in.

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<v Speaker 2>After midnight is khaki hour.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that, you know, people are leaving and they.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just trying to keep the club full. They should

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<v Speaker 2>have somebody policing the line up and down the line

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<v Speaker 2>looking for khakis. Don't make somebody wait two hours, no khakis.

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<v Speaker 2>It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>That was one of the only times that I ever

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<v Speaker 3>went to a club and like left at ten am

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<v Speaker 3>where people were starting their day.

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<v Speaker 2>That just does not exist within me.

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<v Speaker 3>I I mean, I think I've only done that maybe

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<v Speaker 3>twice my whole life.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I don't know that I could do it those.

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<v Speaker 3>In my twenties in New York City.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't care what age I would be.

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<v Speaker 2>It would kill me. No circuit parties but maybe that's

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for me. Maybe there will be like a new

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<v Speaker 2>chapter when suddenly I've got the second wind.

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<v Speaker 3>The one thing is that gay men you have access

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<v Speaker 3>to the circuit party life until you are dead, Like

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<v Speaker 3>there is no maximum age as long as you're only

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<v Speaker 3>wearing white. Or if you want to be the guy

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<v Speaker 3>that does the flags in the corner, yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 3>the guys that do the flags. It's like, well they

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<v Speaker 3>found a skill and there I never seen more than

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<v Speaker 3>one at one.

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<v Speaker 2>Party, but right well I'm going to dominate that part

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<v Speaker 2>of the circuit parties.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have you done? Stand up? Do you stand up? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't do stand up.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe this is your time in the corner to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows, there's always something waiting for us. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>new chapter.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that relentless youth of the gay man as

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<v Speaker 3>he ages, you know what I mean, Like they just

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<v Speaker 3>don't give up on anything. They never really.

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<v Speaker 2>Realize cleaning to their thirties.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I bought some of those sweatshirt swove rolls.

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<v Speaker 3>You know this. It's overalls made out of like sweatshirt material.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, how have I never come across very comfortable?

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<v Speaker 3>But also they do make me look like I'm trying

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<v Speaker 3>to be like twenty years old.

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<v Speaker 2>Or a baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's baby clothing.

0:21:49.320 --> 0:21:52.600
<v Speaker 3>Or you know gay man wearing those like kaftans and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm familiar. I've got I've basically been given one

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<v Speaker 2>on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go.

0:21:57.560 --> 0:22:00.480
<v Speaker 2>It's more of a tunic, but you know, like loose,

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<v Speaker 2>flowing piece of material.

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<v Speaker 3>But I mean, I think there's going to be admired

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<v Speaker 3>about that, you know that. I think we feel like

0:22:06.560 --> 0:22:08.719
<v Speaker 3>we can just have access to anything we want our

0:22:08.760 --> 0:22:11.360
<v Speaker 3>whole life. Like we never age ourselves out of anything, right,

0:22:11.800 --> 0:22:16.800
<v Speaker 3>We're never just like maybe I shouldn't go to precinct

0:22:16.800 --> 0:22:18.840
<v Speaker 3>and dew Poppers till one am or whatever, you know,

0:22:18.960 --> 0:22:21.080
<v Speaker 3>like there's no you know, I mean it's also to

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<v Speaker 3>be despised as well, of course.

0:22:23.680 --> 0:22:30.800
<v Speaker 2>Of course, I mean, speaking of things to despise, Chris,

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<v Speaker 2>I was very excited to have you here on the

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<v Speaker 2>podcast today. I thought, he'll come by, we'll just chat,

0:22:36.520 --> 0:22:39.280
<v Speaker 2>get to know each other, wrap the podcast, and we'll

0:22:39.280 --> 0:22:42.840
<v Speaker 2>go home. No feelings, sirved. Yes, the podcast is called

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<v Speaker 2>I said, No Gifts. Yes, I assume you got an

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<v Speaker 2>email about this at some point with the title of

0:22:48.080 --> 0:22:53.399
<v Speaker 2>the show. Yes, pretty clear directive. So I was a

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<v Speaker 2>little thrown when you waltzed into the studio holding what

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<v Speaker 2>would not more clearly be a gift for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this is a card that says Bridger on it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I guess you could assume that. But one of

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<v Speaker 3>my love languages is gift giving.

0:23:09.520 --> 0:23:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Is that true?

0:23:10.160 --> 0:23:12.080
<v Speaker 3>It is? Actually I'm a very good gift giver.

0:23:12.400 --> 0:23:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh I wish I was a good I'm good for

0:23:16.200 --> 0:23:19.400
<v Speaker 2>like one one gift a year for one person and everyone.

0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:21.600
<v Speaker 3>We'll text it, I mean we'll see so yes, unfortunately,

0:23:21.640 --> 0:23:22.400
<v Speaker 3>and it says it does.

0:23:22.960 --> 0:23:26.800
<v Speaker 2>There's an immediate apology, which I appreciate. Yes, every card

0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:28.399
<v Speaker 2>should just have a sorry underneath it.

0:23:28.680 --> 0:23:32.720
<v Speaker 3>Just a lower expect this, I mean, this is, this

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<v Speaker 3>is meeting the minimal definition of wrapped.

0:23:36.160 --> 0:23:38.119
<v Speaker 2>By the way, this is much more wrapped than a

0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:39.160
<v Speaker 2>lot of give.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't I didn't know that. Oh wow, well then,

0:23:41.520 --> 0:23:44.360
<v Speaker 3>I mean clearly in the median of yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like a nice average it passed so nice.

0:23:47.520 --> 0:23:50.360
<v Speaker 3>That's that says something poor about your previous guests.

0:23:50.440 --> 0:23:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I would say, I'm happy to say a lot of

0:23:52.000 --> 0:23:58.840
<v Speaker 2>bad things about previous guests. Okay, so it's in this

0:23:58.960 --> 0:24:01.600
<v Speaker 2>nice little brown on Alpe and I'm opening it and

0:24:01.600 --> 0:24:03.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm seeing them says Typo on it, which I do

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<v Speaker 2>know is a store in the Glendale.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't I left off one stop. I will say.

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<v Speaker 3>The card and I got at today, but the gift

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<v Speaker 3>I did not get today. Okay, okay, the gift was

0:24:18.720 --> 0:24:21.000
<v Speaker 3>not a last minute Okay.

0:24:20.560 --> 0:24:23.240
<v Speaker 2>This is again, And I will say a lot of

0:24:23.240 --> 0:24:25.760
<v Speaker 2>the gifts on this podcast were probably found in someone's

0:24:25.760 --> 0:24:26.359
<v Speaker 2>glove box.

0:24:27.680 --> 0:24:30.359
<v Speaker 3>So you're in studio here, you're killing I'm giving you

0:24:30.400 --> 0:24:32.600
<v Speaker 3>a canon camera, I wish.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So this okay, So the card says goodbye. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just scary.

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<v Speaker 3>Inside it is just anthrax. I like giving cards that

0:24:43.280 --> 0:24:45.600
<v Speaker 3>are just don't fit the occasion at all. Sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know that this fits any I.

0:24:48.920 --> 0:24:52.159
<v Speaker 3>Also thought that this was a funny card because if

0:24:52.200 --> 0:24:54.680
<v Speaker 3>you look on the inside, you can unfold that later.

0:24:54.760 --> 0:24:57.280
<v Speaker 3>But like, there's no it's a blank card, right.

0:24:57.520 --> 0:24:59.520
<v Speaker 2>This is a very cold, scary It.

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<v Speaker 3>Just as goodbye on the outside and nothing on the inside. Oh,

0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:04.800
<v Speaker 3>so this is.

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<v Speaker 2>You give this to somebody before, you know, assassinating, executing,

0:25:10.720 --> 0:25:12.160
<v Speaker 2>or in hospice.

0:25:12.240 --> 0:25:16.960
<v Speaker 3>Maybe you giving them a card you're giving them one

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<v Speaker 3>last thing to throw away as they're in their their

0:25:19.400 --> 0:25:21.680
<v Speaker 3>hospice room is getting all cluttered for the nurse.

0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:24.879
<v Speaker 2>To throw in a plastic exactly, goodbye. That's that's a

0:25:24.880 --> 0:25:27.399
<v Speaker 2>tough card to get. Oh god, I'm gonna have to

0:25:27.400 --> 0:25:30.880
<v Speaker 2>be careful driving home tonight. Okay, so now we're hoping

0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:32.920
<v Speaker 2>there's a piece of paper in here that I'm unfolding.

0:25:34.840 --> 0:25:41.280
<v Speaker 2>I am thrilled that it's a voucher for I Fly,

0:25:41.400 --> 0:25:43.880
<v Speaker 2>which is the thing where you go in the cage

0:25:43.920 --> 0:25:48.600
<v Speaker 2>and there's the shooting, yes, where they blow you up

0:25:48.640 --> 0:25:49.120
<v Speaker 2>into the air.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

0:25:50.080 --> 0:25:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Have you done this before?

0:25:51.320 --> 0:25:51.399
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:25:51.680 --> 0:25:53.679
<v Speaker 3>I listened to I think maybe it might have been

0:25:53.680 --> 0:25:56.800
<v Speaker 3>a Jimmy Parter episode. You were saying that you don't

0:25:57.119 --> 0:25:59.000
<v Speaker 3>like you you're getting too much clutter.

0:25:59.200 --> 0:25:59.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:02.840
<v Speaker 3>I specifically mentioned that you you wanted an I Fly.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait did I really say it?

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<v Speaker 3>Did? That's this is the kind of gift giver. I am, well,

0:26:06.680 --> 0:26:08.520
<v Speaker 3>you're incredible this.

0:26:08.840 --> 0:26:11.320
<v Speaker 2>You should do this as a second career. I mean,

0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:14.080
<v Speaker 2>that's amazing. I don't have any recollection of that, and

0:26:14.560 --> 0:26:16.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean, but of course this is something that I

0:26:16.840 --> 0:26:19.120
<v Speaker 2>would love to do and would never buy for myself.

0:26:19.200 --> 0:26:22.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right, the gift Universal City Walk, I believe is

0:26:22.400 --> 0:26:26.479
<v Speaker 3>where it is. Oh, and it's yeah, I wouldn't get

0:26:26.480 --> 0:26:28.840
<v Speaker 3>that for myself either, because I find that a little scary.

0:26:28.920 --> 0:26:30.840
<v Speaker 3>But it seemed like you were open to the ideas.

0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:32.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm open to the idea of flying through the air

0:26:32.960 --> 0:26:35.320
<v Speaker 2>and possibly being thrown against the side of a wall.

0:26:35.880 --> 0:26:38.640
<v Speaker 3>And also this doesn't clut up your home.

0:26:38.800 --> 0:26:42.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh absolutely not. I mean it's a life experience. This

0:26:42.440 --> 0:26:45.000
<v Speaker 2>is probably going to immediately go into top ten. Experience

0:26:45.080 --> 0:26:47.200
<v Speaker 2>is so wonderful. I don't know what that says about

0:26:47.200 --> 0:26:50.440
<v Speaker 2>my life that something at the City Walk is in

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<v Speaker 2>top ten. But I is there anything that could get

0:26:54.880 --> 0:26:56.840
<v Speaker 2>you to do this? Is it super scary or is

0:26:56.840 --> 0:26:58.000
<v Speaker 2>it like I just would rather not?

0:26:58.600 --> 0:27:00.920
<v Speaker 3>It's more I think now it's more just that I

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 3>would rather not, because like there's rides at Disneyland in

0:27:03.600 --> 0:27:06.320
<v Speaker 3>California Adventure now that I can go on, Like I

0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:09.359
<v Speaker 3>can go on Matterhorn, and I can go on Space Mountain. Yes,

0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:12.880
<v Speaker 3>they're not overly scary to me, right, But the last

0:27:12.880 --> 0:27:14.639
<v Speaker 3>time I went Space Mountain, I was like that might

0:27:14.680 --> 0:27:17.320
<v Speaker 3>be the last time, because it just threw me around

0:27:17.320 --> 0:27:19.440
<v Speaker 3>in a way that I was like, Eh, that wasn't

0:27:19.480 --> 0:27:22.879
<v Speaker 3>so fun, right, It wasn't so much like they're like

0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:26.120
<v Speaker 3>some genuine roller coasters I am scared of. But Space

0:27:26.119 --> 0:27:27.360
<v Speaker 3>Mountain is not one of them.

0:27:27.480 --> 0:27:30.600
<v Speaker 2>No, it's very it's a very mild ride.

0:27:30.800 --> 0:27:32.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I felt for my back.

0:27:32.080 --> 0:27:34.439
<v Speaker 2>It was a little well, do not get back on

0:27:34.480 --> 0:27:34.840
<v Speaker 2>the matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Horn matter horns horrible. I'd rather be murdered by the yetti.

0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:42.400
<v Speaker 3>I will say that this is my This is why

0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:44.480
<v Speaker 3>I say I'm a good gift giver, because often I'll

0:27:44.480 --> 0:27:47.360
<v Speaker 3>give my husband things at Christmas or whatever that he mentioned,

0:27:47.359 --> 0:27:50.639
<v Speaker 3>like in February off hand, and I'll have a little

0:27:50.640 --> 0:27:53.160
<v Speaker 3>note somewhere or an Amazon wish list or something that's

0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:54.680
<v Speaker 3>so you know sweet.

0:27:55.080 --> 0:27:58.520
<v Speaker 2>I wish I had the wherewithal the memory or just

0:27:58.600 --> 0:28:01.680
<v Speaker 2>the heart, or to listen to people interesting, the people

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<v Speaker 2>I love. Would you ever actually skydive?

0:28:07.960 --> 0:28:11.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm so neutral about that. I don't feel particular. I mean, yeah,

0:28:11.760 --> 0:28:13.879
<v Speaker 3>I think I would be very nervous and scared, but

0:28:13.920 --> 0:28:16.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm not like terrified of it. I'm also not super

0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:18.879
<v Speaker 3>interested in it. I don't know why. I'm like, I

0:28:18.960 --> 0:28:23.600
<v Speaker 3>just feel very not anything about it. I don't know.

0:28:23.640 --> 0:28:25.920
<v Speaker 3>That's that's maybe maybe it's a form of dys time.

0:28:25.800 --> 0:28:28.240
<v Speaker 2>Here or interesting thing to have no opinion.

0:28:28.560 --> 0:28:30.080
<v Speaker 3>It's so it's I've never done it, and it's but

0:28:30.119 --> 0:28:31.840
<v Speaker 3>it's not a thing that I'm like, Man, it's on

0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 3>my bucket list one day, I want to how are you?

0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:37.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I couldn't do it. I mean, I think I

0:28:37.240 --> 0:28:39.080
<v Speaker 2>catch the bug after this, though, I know maybe this

0:28:39.160 --> 0:28:39.560
<v Speaker 2>is you.

0:28:39.880 --> 0:28:42.160
<v Speaker 3>This is gonna be it's too low to the ground and.

0:28:42.080 --> 0:28:43.440
<v Speaker 2>This all leads to goodbye.

0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:44.720
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:46.880
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I could probably get there. I could

0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:49.600
<v Speaker 2>get up into the plane, but I think once we

0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:52.200
<v Speaker 2>get to the what do we call that the door

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:54.120
<v Speaker 2>on the plane that you jump out of that can't

0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:55.800
<v Speaker 2>possibly call the door hatch.

0:28:56.360 --> 0:29:00.720
<v Speaker 3>My friend skydived, and he said the weirdest thing for

0:29:00.800 --> 0:29:04.440
<v Speaker 3>him was being in the plane on the ascent and

0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 3>realizing that he was not going back down a plane,

0:29:07.360 --> 0:29:09.680
<v Speaker 3>which which is kind of weird. I never thought about

0:29:09.720 --> 0:29:11.440
<v Speaker 3>it that way, but yeah, it's like, oh, it's a

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:13.880
<v Speaker 3>it's you're only taking half of this plane ride.

0:29:13.960 --> 0:29:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, that's terrifying.

0:29:15.120 --> 0:29:15.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:29:15.320 --> 0:29:18.080
<v Speaker 2>I feel like the you know, the instructor taped to

0:29:18.120 --> 0:29:20.240
<v Speaker 2>the instructor or whatever. But I feel like animal instinct

0:29:20.240 --> 0:29:22.680
<v Speaker 2>would take over for me and I would injure them

0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:25.080
<v Speaker 2>myself in the plane.

0:29:25.200 --> 0:29:27.040
<v Speaker 3>I mean, there was there was someone in New York

0:29:27.040 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 3>State that died because when he you know, they did tandem.

0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:32.600
<v Speaker 3>When he jumped out, his head whipped back and he

0:29:32.720 --> 0:29:36.360
<v Speaker 3>knocked out the instructor. So the instructor just passed out

0:29:36.920 --> 0:29:41.680
<v Speaker 3>and they both died. And I think they I think

0:29:41.720 --> 0:29:45.240
<v Speaker 3>they died because the student, I think he could have

0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:47.640
<v Speaker 3>pulled whatever, but he just didn't like if you, if you,

0:29:47.720 --> 0:29:49.959
<v Speaker 3>He didn't realize he had knocked the guy out. So

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 3>you're just you've passed the lower altitude where you should

0:29:54.840 --> 0:29:55.200
<v Speaker 3>have pulled this.

0:29:55.680 --> 0:29:58.680
<v Speaker 2>Why is doing it horrible at his job?

0:29:58.960 --> 0:30:02.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yelp review for that, it's gonna be awful. He's

0:30:02.400 --> 0:30:04.160
<v Speaker 3>leaving it at last one hundred meters. He was leaving

0:30:04.200 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 3>a Yelp review.

0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:06.760
<v Speaker 2>This is the worst service.

0:30:06.760 --> 0:30:08.920
<v Speaker 3>I as soon as he got in so range, he

0:30:09.000 --> 0:30:14.240
<v Speaker 3>was like, you know, with skydiving, I think one is that. Yeah.

0:30:14.360 --> 0:30:16.800
<v Speaker 3>I think your first whatever, like twenty or maybe are

0:30:16.880 --> 0:30:17.920
<v Speaker 3>like tandem or whatever.

0:30:18.240 --> 0:30:20.040
<v Speaker 2>You can't just do it on your own.

0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:22.280
<v Speaker 3>And so I think part of my reluctance too, is

0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:26.080
<v Speaker 3>like I feel like if I actually think skydiving. There

0:30:26.080 --> 0:30:27.960
<v Speaker 3>are a lot of things like that that I easily

0:30:28.000 --> 0:30:30.480
<v Speaker 3>could fall into a rabbit hole of, like, oh, I'm

0:30:30.960 --> 0:30:34.080
<v Speaker 3>really getting into skydiving now, and now like every weekend

0:30:34.120 --> 0:30:36.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to do jumps or whatever.

0:30:36.800 --> 0:30:39.240
<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean, And that's who you are now.

0:30:39.320 --> 0:30:42.640
<v Speaker 3>I think I have to be more judicious as I

0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:45.360
<v Speaker 3>get older about which of these things I allow myself

0:30:45.400 --> 0:30:46.840
<v Speaker 3>to get into rabbit holes.

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:50.640
<v Speaker 2>What's the last thing you went into a real fixation

0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:51.360
<v Speaker 2>with this year?

0:30:51.480 --> 0:30:55.080
<v Speaker 3>The biggest fixation is this social deduction game called Blood

0:30:55.080 --> 0:30:58.120
<v Speaker 3>on the clock Tower, Oh, which all of my friends

0:30:58.720 --> 0:31:01.640
<v Speaker 3>are so sick of hearing me talk about. It's been

0:31:01.960 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 3>just over a year that I've been extremely deep into this.

0:31:05.960 --> 0:31:08.400
<v Speaker 3>That's why I will be in Vegas on October for

0:31:08.560 --> 0:31:12.360
<v Speaker 3>that reason. Really, Vegas clock Tower con. You're deep, So.

0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:16.760
<v Speaker 2>You're picking a con in Vegas over going to Berlin.

0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:19.200
<v Speaker 3>Essentially, Yeah, I mean what I could have done was

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:22.160
<v Speaker 3>go to Berlin and just stay in Europe through that

0:31:22.320 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 3>middle week and skip the convention completely. That is an

0:31:24.640 --> 0:31:25.880
<v Speaker 3>option that I could have been right.

0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:28.880
<v Speaker 2>But basically, what I'm saying is this game that you've

0:31:28.920 --> 0:31:31.640
<v Speaker 2>become obsessed with is really starting to affect your life.

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:35.959
<v Speaker 3>Would I mean, no question at all. I mean I

0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:39.160
<v Speaker 3>am very dedicated to it. I am very chagrined to

0:31:39.200 --> 0:31:40.360
<v Speaker 3>talk about it to my friends.

0:31:40.760 --> 0:31:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, I've got a podcast episode for them.

0:31:43.240 --> 0:31:46.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh, what's that this one? Well? Have you ever played

0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:47.480
<v Speaker 3>Werewolf for Mafia?

0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:49.840
<v Speaker 2>I've played Mafia, and what do you feel about it?

0:31:49.880 --> 0:31:50.479
<v Speaker 2>I enjoy it?

0:31:50.560 --> 0:31:54.200
<v Speaker 3>Okay, It's essentially Mafia with some improved rules to it

0:31:54.240 --> 0:31:56.080
<v Speaker 3>that make the game like a lot more fun, such

0:31:56.120 --> 0:31:59.080
<v Speaker 3>as such as in Mafia, when you die, if you're

0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:01.360
<v Speaker 3>killed by the mafia or if you're voted to die

0:32:01.400 --> 0:32:06.040
<v Speaker 3>by the town by the villagers, you can't talk anymore. Right,

0:32:06.120 --> 0:32:07.560
<v Speaker 3>You can open your eyes at night so you can

0:32:07.560 --> 0:32:09.680
<v Speaker 3>see who's evil and who's not, but you can't speak

0:32:09.680 --> 0:32:11.040
<v Speaker 3>anymore for the rest of the game. So if you're

0:32:11.040 --> 0:32:13.760
<v Speaker 3>the first one killed in Mafia, you go the rest

0:32:13.800 --> 0:32:17.000
<v Speaker 3>of the You're essentially not participating in Blood on the

0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:20.000
<v Speaker 3>clock Tower. When you die, you continue to speak through

0:32:20.040 --> 0:32:22.120
<v Speaker 3>the rest of the game, and you win or lose

0:32:22.160 --> 0:32:25.280
<v Speaker 3>with your team good or evil. But you still close

0:32:25.280 --> 0:32:27.800
<v Speaker 3>your eyes at night, so you don't know everyone's identities. Okay,

0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:31.120
<v Speaker 3>and when you die, your your role is not announced.

0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:33.360
<v Speaker 3>The town doesn't know if you were good or evil.

0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:36.520
<v Speaker 2>Wait, so what does dying do at all?

0:32:37.040 --> 0:32:40.480
<v Speaker 3>You lose your ability, which everyone in the game has

0:32:40.480 --> 0:32:43.160
<v Speaker 3>an ability as opposed to to yes, where as opposed

0:32:43.160 --> 0:32:46.400
<v Speaker 3>in Mafia there are some villagers who don't really do anything.

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:49.000
<v Speaker 3>Everyone has one, and when you die, you lose it

0:32:49.600 --> 0:32:51.680
<v Speaker 3>and you only get to vote one more time for

0:32:51.800 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 3>like a town execution. Okay, those are like the big changes,

0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:57.440
<v Speaker 3>but they do a lot like the fact that you

0:32:57.520 --> 0:33:01.400
<v Speaker 3>when you die you get to keep playing. Right. Also, specifically,

0:33:01.520 --> 0:33:04.239
<v Speaker 3>if you are an evil player that gets killed and

0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 3>you were trying to bluff and convince people that you

0:33:06.320 --> 0:33:10.160
<v Speaker 3>were good, you keep doing that, you keep up the ruse,

0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:14.080
<v Speaker 3>or you try to like confuse information, deflex suspicion away

0:33:14.080 --> 0:33:15.920
<v Speaker 3>from your other teammates and that kind of stuff. It's

0:33:15.960 --> 0:33:16.360
<v Speaker 3>very fun.

0:33:16.400 --> 0:33:18.520
<v Speaker 2>This sounds like it was created by somebody who was

0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:20.840
<v Speaker 2>constantly losing in Mafia, and.

0:33:20.480 --> 0:33:23.760
<v Speaker 3>It is specifically created by a guy named Stephen Medway

0:33:23.840 --> 0:33:27.000
<v Speaker 3>who was killed in Mafia and had to be silent

0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 3>for another two hours.

0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:30.400
<v Speaker 2>He's very unpopular in his friend.

0:33:32.480 --> 0:33:32.880
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:33:33.040 --> 0:33:36.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I always wonder who the creators of these games

0:33:36.640 --> 0:33:39.720
<v Speaker 2>are because they're almost like sleepover games that seem like

0:33:39.760 --> 0:33:41.080
<v Speaker 2>they just appear out of nowhere.

0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:43.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is a youngish company that's like five to

0:33:43.880 --> 0:33:46.440
<v Speaker 3>ten years old now, and because of my falling into

0:33:46.480 --> 0:33:48.800
<v Speaker 3>the rabbit hole, I'm not friends with everybody in the company.

0:33:48.880 --> 0:33:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, and you're an ambassador.

0:33:51.040 --> 0:33:54.320
<v Speaker 3>I am actually genuinely like this conversation. I've hanged with you,

0:33:54.760 --> 0:33:58.360
<v Speaker 3>I've had with a lot of people, and I have

0:33:58.480 --> 0:34:00.400
<v Speaker 3>turned a lot of people onto the game. You're welcome

0:34:00.400 --> 0:34:00.880
<v Speaker 3>to him play.

0:34:00.960 --> 0:34:04.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I would love to. I'll probably make everyone mad somehow.

0:34:05.560 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 3>Uh No, you'll be fine.

0:34:07.000 --> 0:34:07.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:34:07.760 --> 0:34:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Don't underestimate.

0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:12.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know. I also want to say that my

0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:15.080
<v Speaker 3>husband is a musical theater actor. He's going to really

0:34:15.160 --> 0:34:16.560
<v Speaker 3>I don't think he'll like that I said this, but

0:34:16.560 --> 0:34:19.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna say anyway, a casting director once told

0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:23.320
<v Speaker 3>him that he could be I can't remember the exact phrasing.

0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:25.000
<v Speaker 3>I think he was told that he could be the

0:34:25.040 --> 0:34:26.040
<v Speaker 3>next Jimmy Smoo.

0:34:27.560 --> 0:34:29.160
<v Speaker 2>I was about to be like, oh, my boyfriend is

0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:34.400
<v Speaker 2>also we can't this is going to inflate jim Zgo

0:34:34.600 --> 0:34:37.080
<v Speaker 2>so much. That's crazy.

0:34:37.120 --> 0:34:40.839
<v Speaker 3>Well, because my husband is also often a person doing

0:34:40.920 --> 0:34:43.200
<v Speaker 3>sit down your rock in the boat. I'll just say

0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:47.160
<v Speaker 3>that that's that was his you know, oh yeah crack.

0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Did in the Jimmy Part episode, did we talk about

0:34:50.760 --> 0:34:52.200
<v Speaker 2>the first time I saw Jim sing.

0:34:53.880 --> 0:34:54.160
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:34:54.680 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 2>Because it's it's such a was this at the Jeff

0:34:58.120 --> 0:34:59.799
<v Speaker 2>Franklin's house, the creator of Full.

0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:02.120
<v Speaker 3>So because I thought you were at that party, because

0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:05.239
<v Speaker 3>you knew Jim I was.

0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:07.400
<v Speaker 2>We had been dating for two weeks, okay, cool, and

0:35:07.440 --> 0:35:08.880
<v Speaker 2>he was like, I'm doing this weird thing. You probably

0:35:08.880 --> 0:35:10.520
<v Speaker 2>don't want to go. I was like, of course I want.

0:35:10.480 --> 0:35:13.480
<v Speaker 3>Yes, So this this whole story of the shark tank

0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:16.120
<v Speaker 3>and the Yeah, because I'm a dedicated part of listener,

0:35:16.880 --> 0:35:20.479
<v Speaker 3>this has uh this is part of like Jimmy Potter lore,

0:35:20.880 --> 0:35:23.359
<v Speaker 3>right because it's come up a few times, and also

0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 3>other people tangential to it, like or people that know

0:35:28.560 --> 0:35:33.879
<v Speaker 3>Iliana Douglas. This hit this story and you were on

0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 3>the podcast as well and you talked about so it's

0:35:35.920 --> 0:35:39.560
<v Speaker 3>almost like Bat's doing echo location, like each Bat has, like,

0:35:40.440 --> 0:35:42.920
<v Speaker 3>you know, cast a new part of this story. And

0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:46.839
<v Speaker 3>then actually recently my husband and I looked at a

0:35:47.440 --> 0:35:50.920
<v Speaker 3>there's a recent like YouTube real estate video of that house.

0:35:51.239 --> 0:35:57.280
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, shark Tank one like the it's like sixty

0:35:57.280 --> 0:35:59.719
<v Speaker 4>million dollars, so much money, And it's a tour of

0:35:59.800 --> 0:36:02.120
<v Speaker 4>like the house that I think you were in because

0:36:02.200 --> 0:36:03.040
<v Speaker 4>you can see the shark.

0:36:02.880 --> 0:36:08.240
<v Speaker 3>Tank on the I to look at this, it's but weirdly,

0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:10.440
<v Speaker 3>like I we were watching I know this sounds ridiculous,

0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:12.080
<v Speaker 3>but we were watching that going like I don't think

0:36:12.080 --> 0:36:14.200
<v Speaker 3>I'd want to live in this house. Like no, it's

0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:17.919
<v Speaker 3>kind of like the tasted level is not there.

0:36:18.040 --> 0:36:21.280
<v Speaker 2>The taste level doesn't exist at all. It's so tacky. Yeah,

0:36:21.320 --> 0:36:23.960
<v Speaker 2>and for like sixty million. Whenever a house is that

0:36:24.040 --> 0:36:25.840
<v Speaker 2>much money, I'm like, if someone has that much money,

0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:27.880
<v Speaker 2>aren't they just making the house they want?

0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:30.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but oh I'm not.

0:36:30.760 --> 0:36:33.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna go buy Jeff Franklin's gross used house

0:36:33.800 --> 0:36:35.600
<v Speaker 2>if I have one hundred million dollars.

0:36:36.160 --> 0:36:38.319
<v Speaker 3>But maybe. I mean it's weird to think that you

0:36:38.320 --> 0:36:40.919
<v Speaker 3>would see that house and be like, yeah, that's.

0:36:40.600 --> 0:36:41.160
<v Speaker 2>This is for me.

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:44.680
<v Speaker 3>That's the they the decorations there, or the way it's

0:36:44.719 --> 0:36:47.920
<v Speaker 3>laid out or whatever. The way it's like inside is

0:36:47.960 --> 0:36:52.359
<v Speaker 3>like a Spanish villa, but like like partially, Yeah, it

0:36:52.400 --> 0:36:56.160
<v Speaker 3>was very confused in terms of its style and also

0:36:56.160 --> 0:36:59.000
<v Speaker 3>I always think about the maintenance of those. Of course.

0:36:59.080 --> 0:37:02.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean, if I could ever afford a I think,

0:37:02.120 --> 0:37:05.680
<v Speaker 3>what's a really what's a realistic house price for us

0:37:05.719 --> 0:37:06.480
<v Speaker 3>to hit.

0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:10.680
<v Speaker 2>In Los Angeles? Like if we've got became moderately pretty

0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:11.239
<v Speaker 2>successful in.

0:37:11.239 --> 0:37:14.560
<v Speaker 3>Los Angeles makes it hard because everyone's like, what, well,

0:37:14.600 --> 0:37:17.720
<v Speaker 3>because you legitimately need to like, say one million dollars

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:23.640
<v Speaker 3>for like yeah, like I think if I could get

0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:28.120
<v Speaker 3>like a larch month two million dollar house.

0:37:28.760 --> 0:37:31.360
<v Speaker 2>That doesn't exist. I think in Large one it's at

0:37:31.440 --> 0:37:33.520
<v Speaker 2>least three at this point. Oh, I like larche Mont

0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:36.160
<v Speaker 2>so much, so you've got to keep working working.

0:37:36.440 --> 0:37:38.560
<v Speaker 3>That's why I'm doing this podcast exactly.

0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:39.720
<v Speaker 2>The check is huge.

0:37:40.200 --> 0:37:42.520
<v Speaker 3>Where can I get that two million? Like at water?

0:37:43.200 --> 0:37:43.680
<v Speaker 2>At Water?

0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:44.160
<v Speaker 3>Yes?

0:37:44.280 --> 0:37:47.839
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, Okay, I'm not the way the confidence that I'm

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:51.920
<v Speaker 2>bringing to real estate, I don't know.

0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:53.759
<v Speaker 3>Don't you like Larchemont though it's so nice?

0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:55.200
<v Speaker 2>Large One's very nice, But you're not going to get

0:37:55.200 --> 0:37:56.359
<v Speaker 2>a two million dollar house there.

0:37:56.920 --> 0:38:00.239
<v Speaker 3>I'll show you Bridger. I come back on this pocket.

0:38:00.000 --> 0:38:02.399
<v Speaker 2>As we have ah dangling the key.

0:38:02.640 --> 0:38:08.480
<v Speaker 3>Yes, so one. I have a lot of friends who

0:38:08.719 --> 0:38:11.279
<v Speaker 3>post those things of like, I forget what they do

0:38:11.320 --> 0:38:15.000
<v Speaker 3>and they're like, we we closed on whatever, and you

0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:17.719
<v Speaker 3>know they live in like Indiana or something, and it's

0:38:17.719 --> 0:38:20.040
<v Speaker 3>so slightly frustrated.

0:38:20.320 --> 0:38:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they're like, oh, you've got a house.

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:26.000
<v Speaker 3>Easy. But the thing that was, she'll never listen to this,

0:38:26.040 --> 0:38:28.080
<v Speaker 3>So I don't think it's the matter. My niece, who

0:38:28.160 --> 0:38:30.560
<v Speaker 3>is much younger than me, bought a house and I

0:38:30.600 --> 0:38:35.440
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh what this isn't how this is supposed

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:38.319
<v Speaker 3>to Wait a minute, You're supposed to like come to

0:38:38.440 --> 0:38:39.719
<v Speaker 3>La and sleep on my foot on.

0:38:41.960 --> 0:38:45.000
<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a hard city to explain to anyone

0:38:45.040 --> 0:38:48.040
<v Speaker 2>who doesn't live here, which just makes no The cost

0:38:48.080 --> 0:38:49.719
<v Speaker 2>of living makes no sense to anybody.

0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:53.479
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and the despair. I also, I think it's hard

0:38:53.520 --> 0:38:57.399
<v Speaker 3>here because you have friends that are not even like

0:38:58.200 --> 0:39:01.040
<v Speaker 3>distant acquaintances, but you have some friends that just like

0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:05.120
<v Speaker 3>have done very well. And I had just I have

0:39:05.120 --> 0:39:06.960
<v Speaker 3>friends where I go to their house. I'm like, oh,

0:39:07.160 --> 0:39:09.560
<v Speaker 3>what how did this happen?

0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:12.520
<v Speaker 2>No? I mean I was just talking to somebody about

0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:16.359
<v Speaker 2>this in La, like I know, legitimate like multi millionaires,

0:39:16.480 --> 0:39:18.880
<v Speaker 2>just like the nature of being here and working in

0:39:19.000 --> 0:39:21.360
<v Speaker 2>the business. And then I have friends who are like

0:39:21.360 --> 0:39:23.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I'm gonna have health insurance this year.

0:39:23.200 --> 0:39:24.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're all.

0:39:23.840 --> 0:39:26.000
<v Speaker 2>In the same business in the same city. It makes

0:39:26.080 --> 0:39:27.080
<v Speaker 2>no sense whatsoever.

0:39:27.160 --> 0:39:29.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Like, I have a friend who was like season

0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:31.960
<v Speaker 3>regular on a CBS show for like eight years, oh,

0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:36.400
<v Speaker 3>and started investing in homes and so now owns like

0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:39.360
<v Speaker 3>four homes in La Wow, and like two apartments in

0:39:39.360 --> 0:39:42.800
<v Speaker 3>New York. And it's just like, yeah, because like season

0:39:42.880 --> 0:39:47.720
<v Speaker 3>three of whatever medical Cops show or whatever your season

0:39:47.719 --> 0:39:49.840
<v Speaker 3>regular season three and four, You're just like, oh, I

0:39:49.960 --> 0:39:52.799
<v Speaker 3>just have like eight hundred thousand dollars sitting around. What

0:39:52.840 --> 0:39:53.760
<v Speaker 3>am I gonna do with it?

0:39:53.920 --> 0:39:57.319
<v Speaker 2>So crazy to make the dream to become a to

0:39:57.440 --> 0:39:59.960
<v Speaker 2>play a nerd or a data scientist on.

0:40:00.400 --> 0:40:06.919
<v Speaker 3>To be to be the hacker comic on the very

0:40:07.000 --> 0:40:12.719
<v Speaker 3>serious Murder show where on CBS shows they go to

0:40:12.760 --> 0:40:16.439
<v Speaker 3>that character and that character just does like straight up bits.

0:40:16.480 --> 0:40:19.279
<v Speaker 3>It's so weird because I watched them sometimes and it's

0:40:19.280 --> 0:40:22.240
<v Speaker 3>just like, Oh, I've auditioned for like Scorpion or whatever,

0:40:22.640 --> 0:40:24.840
<v Speaker 3>and it's just like it's so odd to me.

0:40:25.239 --> 0:40:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Just jarring Tonal.

0:40:26.840 --> 0:40:30.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there was there was a remember a Scorpion or

0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:37.920
<v Speaker 3>a CSI cyber oh, where Horatio Sans like guests starred

0:40:38.120 --> 0:40:41.760
<v Speaker 3>and just did a fully comic character in the middle

0:40:41.800 --> 0:40:44.040
<v Speaker 3>of like the room was covered in blood.

0:40:46.239 --> 0:40:48.759
<v Speaker 2>That's the dream. It's the dream ten seasons.

0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:52.759
<v Speaker 3>Better to be that than the medical examiner on a sitcom.

0:40:54.120 --> 0:40:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's a dull job. Yeah, that's very dull

0:40:56.640 --> 0:41:00.480
<v Speaker 2>job to give. Just going back a little bit to

0:41:00.480 --> 0:41:03.000
<v Speaker 2>give some context about the Jeff Franklin House, because I

0:41:03.000 --> 0:41:05.120
<v Speaker 2>don't think I've ever actually talked about on this podcast.

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:07.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm curious to know, like you piecing it together from

0:41:07.840 --> 0:41:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Parteros, what you what the situation.

0:41:12.040 --> 0:41:14.240
<v Speaker 3>I'll give you a quick summer what I know. Iliana

0:41:14.280 --> 0:41:18.520
<v Speaker 3>Douglas was tasked with sort of organizing these home concerts in.

0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:21.240
<v Speaker 2>Our variety shows called living room shows.

0:41:21.280 --> 0:41:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Yes, in Jeff Franklin's or maybe other people's rich home,

0:41:24.200 --> 0:41:27.120
<v Speaker 3>rich people's house. And I've done some home concerts shows

0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:30.880
<v Speaker 3>as well, and you invite some other friends. I believe

0:41:30.920 --> 0:41:33.600
<v Speaker 3>Tom Jones was in the audience, because Jimmy's obsessed with

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:38.000
<v Speaker 3>Tom Jones and Jimmy Smagoula. Did he sing sit on

0:41:38.040 --> 0:41:40.520
<v Speaker 3>You're rocking the Boat? He Okay, which I think was

0:41:40.560 --> 0:41:42.600
<v Speaker 3>on YouTube at one point. It was Yeah, there are

0:41:42.840 --> 0:41:45.640
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of clips from this. These Illienna Douglas living

0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:47.160
<v Speaker 3>room shows were on YouTube at one point and they're

0:41:47.160 --> 0:41:47.640
<v Speaker 3>not anymore.

0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:48.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, they've been scrubbed.

0:41:48.840 --> 0:41:51.799
<v Speaker 3>They've been scrubbed, and maybe by Iliana. The what I

0:41:51.800 --> 0:41:53.680
<v Speaker 3>remember because I remember seeing the Sit on Your Rocking

0:41:53.719 --> 0:41:58.399
<v Speaker 3>Boat on YouTube at one point, and then Jimmy did

0:41:58.440 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 3>not want to go on and explicitly asked to not perform,

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:06.080
<v Speaker 3>and then Pardo Jimmy Parter, yes and uh, and then

0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:10.880
<v Speaker 3>Ileanna put him on anyway and it went poorly. That's

0:42:11.000 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 3>that is. I think that's the summary of what I

0:42:12.560 --> 0:42:13.640
<v Speaker 3>know from the part O verse.

0:42:14.040 --> 0:42:16.720
<v Speaker 2>He kind of directly addressed Tom Jones.

0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:19.319
<v Speaker 3>Yes, because he does like Tom Jones. He knows that

0:42:19.400 --> 0:42:23.279
<v Speaker 3>Tom Jones rap or whatever's the Tom Jones song where

0:42:23.280 --> 0:42:24.040
<v Speaker 3>Tom Jones rapped.

0:42:24.360 --> 0:42:26.960
<v Speaker 2>I got to hear this. Yeah, yeah, Tom Jones. I'm

0:42:26.960 --> 0:42:30.120
<v Speaker 2>always shocked that he's Welsh. Oh yes, yes, yes, it

0:42:30.200 --> 0:42:33.080
<v Speaker 2>makes no sense to me, right, it seems very Florida.

0:42:33.600 --> 0:42:38.120
<v Speaker 3>That's right. Have you seen Jimmy Smagoula on Broadway?

0:42:38.280 --> 0:42:40.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, last year he was. They did spam a lot.

0:42:40.800 --> 0:42:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh cool, and he's uh, they're in rehearsal. Right now

0:42:43.560 --> 0:42:47.600
<v Speaker 2>for a new thing about Louis Armstrong called Wonderful World.

0:42:47.600 --> 0:42:48.319
<v Speaker 3>And he's playing Louis.

0:42:49.040 --> 0:42:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's planning to end his career.

0:42:52.400 --> 0:42:53.600
<v Speaker 3>He's puffing his cheeks out.

0:42:55.160 --> 0:42:58.919
<v Speaker 2>No, he's playing Louis Armstrong's manager. I want to see, of.

0:42:58.800 --> 0:43:01.040
<v Speaker 3>Course, all these bio musical I don't know if it's

0:43:01.040 --> 0:43:05.520
<v Speaker 3>by a musical. Yes, they always have a white manager

0:43:05.640 --> 0:43:09.799
<v Speaker 3>or record executive that comes in and is, like, you know,

0:43:09.880 --> 0:43:11.960
<v Speaker 3>gives them some advice or whatever, and then ends up

0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:14.400
<v Speaker 3>sort of like screwing them over on a contract or

0:43:14.440 --> 0:43:17.080
<v Speaker 3>something like that. And like the I think the Gloria

0:43:17.120 --> 0:43:19.640
<v Speaker 3>Stefan one had one. I think the Donna Summer Musical

0:43:19.680 --> 0:43:22.839
<v Speaker 3>had one. Oh my god, like the Temptations one has

0:43:22.880 --> 0:43:25.799
<v Speaker 3>one or whatever. Like there's always just like a guy

0:43:25.840 --> 0:43:27.160
<v Speaker 3>in like a leisure suit.

0:43:27.280 --> 0:43:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Of course, mind a desk slime ball. Yeah, I think

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:34.359
<v Speaker 2>he is. He probably. I don't know that much about

0:43:34.360 --> 0:43:36.160
<v Speaker 2>the character, but I have to assume it's kind of

0:43:36.160 --> 0:43:36.960
<v Speaker 2>a slimy guy.

0:43:37.440 --> 0:43:39.400
<v Speaker 3>I just I can't wait to see him in the

0:43:39.400 --> 0:43:42.080
<v Speaker 3>middle show seeing what a Wonderful World as this character.

0:43:44.719 --> 0:43:46.680
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it was a Jeff Franklin's house which was

0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:50.840
<v Speaker 2>built on the former grounds of the Sharon Tate.

0:43:50.880 --> 0:43:53.479
<v Speaker 3>Home, So not the same house like they tore down.

0:43:53.520 --> 0:43:56.160
<v Speaker 2>They tore down a very I mean, there are limited

0:43:56.160 --> 0:43:58.080
<v Speaker 2>photos of that one because I think most of them

0:43:58.160 --> 0:44:00.840
<v Speaker 2>from the crime scene the manson. But that looked like

0:44:00.880 --> 0:44:03.799
<v Speaker 2>a nice, charming home, right, he ripped it down and

0:44:03.800 --> 0:44:05.080
<v Speaker 2>made something way more cursed.

0:44:05.360 --> 0:44:08.000
<v Speaker 3>I mean, every time you see a photo of like

0:44:08.440 --> 0:44:11.000
<v Speaker 3>some old Hollywood legends home, they always seem nice and

0:44:11.239 --> 0:44:14.319
<v Speaker 3>kind of by moner standards modest, yes, yes, And they

0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:16.120
<v Speaker 3>seem like that would be a cool house to live in,

0:44:16.400 --> 0:44:18.640
<v Speaker 3>like it'd be cool to live in Fred Astaire's house

0:44:18.719 --> 0:44:21.560
<v Speaker 3>or whatever, of course, and then they often are replaced

0:44:21.560 --> 0:44:22.280
<v Speaker 3>by these sort.

0:44:22.120 --> 0:44:27.360
<v Speaker 2>Of like Vegas style trash bins. Yeah, this place sucked.

0:44:27.520 --> 0:44:30.880
<v Speaker 3>Also, I bet Sharon Tate's version had a lot more

0:44:31.040 --> 0:44:31.680
<v Speaker 3>yard to it.

0:44:31.880 --> 0:44:33.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm sure this had a very little yard.

0:44:33.719 --> 0:44:36.000
<v Speaker 3>They always push out to the edges. Yeah, of course,

0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:38.160
<v Speaker 3>you know, maybe having that much yard allow of people

0:44:38.160 --> 0:44:39.160
<v Speaker 3>to sneak onto the property.

0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:43.480
<v Speaker 2>And Jeff Franklin is you know his fans are just

0:44:43.520 --> 0:44:45.200
<v Speaker 2>trying to get over that fence all the time.

0:44:45.360 --> 0:44:48.400
<v Speaker 3>Yes, And who was Jeff? Wait you said Jeff Franklin.

0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:50.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Full House, and then I believe we might have

0:44:50.800 --> 0:44:52.239
<v Speaker 2>to cut this. But I think there were a lot

0:44:52.239 --> 0:44:55.600
<v Speaker 2>of allegations. Okay, I think that the Franklin.

0:44:55.239 --> 0:44:57.239
<v Speaker 3>Trail, allegations that Full House sucked.

0:44:57.840 --> 0:45:01.360
<v Speaker 2>None of the more true. It's an excellent program.

0:45:01.800 --> 0:45:03.359
<v Speaker 3>Never watched an episode of My Whole Life.

0:45:03.440 --> 0:45:04.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh I loved it as a kid.

0:45:05.200 --> 0:45:07.800
<v Speaker 3>But for children, what's full about the house?

0:45:07.920 --> 0:45:10.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, the whole family's there. You've got the father,

0:45:11.600 --> 0:45:14.080
<v Speaker 2>everybody except for the mom who died and that starts

0:45:14.080 --> 0:45:14.480
<v Speaker 2>the show.

0:45:14.880 --> 0:45:16.399
<v Speaker 3>How many fathers are there?

0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:21.279
<v Speaker 2>There's one father, two uncles, three. Dave Coolier is one

0:45:21.280 --> 0:45:24.200
<v Speaker 2>of the uncles. John Stamos is an uncle.

0:45:24.480 --> 0:45:25.839
<v Speaker 3>Who's Oh, Bob Sackett is the dad.

0:45:25.880 --> 0:45:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Bob Sacket's the dad. Lori Laughlin is oh college lady. Yes, okay,

0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:33.120
<v Speaker 2>this is These are my connections to the show. Oh wait,

0:45:33.360 --> 0:45:36.520
<v Speaker 2>are the uncles his brothers or are they the dead

0:45:36.760 --> 0:45:39.799
<v Speaker 2>mother's brothers? That is such a good question.

0:45:39.960 --> 0:45:41.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if Stamos is his brother and Kolier

0:45:42.080 --> 0:45:42.560
<v Speaker 3>is the.

0:45:43.880 --> 0:45:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Right the ghost's brother, I don't remember, but I Stamos's

0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:55.279
<v Speaker 2>character is very Greek, and no one else in the

0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:59.120
<v Speaker 2>show is Greek, so I don't know how that plays

0:45:59.120 --> 0:46:00.920
<v Speaker 2>into it. Maybe he's just a friend who calls himself.

0:46:01.000 --> 0:46:03.920
<v Speaker 3>Maybe the dead mother is like the goddess Athena.

0:46:05.080 --> 0:46:08.440
<v Speaker 2>She's been pulled into the under world and Danny Tanner

0:46:08.480 --> 0:46:10.000
<v Speaker 2>has to confront hates.

0:46:10.320 --> 0:46:14.120
<v Speaker 3>Right, and then John Samos was walking out of Hell

0:46:14.280 --> 0:46:17.480
<v Speaker 3>and turned back, and she turned into she went back

0:46:17.520 --> 0:46:22.000
<v Speaker 3>to Hell. But then they brought them back as fuller house.

0:46:22.000 --> 0:46:25.000
<v Speaker 3>So Jeff frank was a little around. He's not living

0:46:25.000 --> 0:46:28.080
<v Speaker 3>in that house anymore. It's for sale. I don't know

0:46:28.120 --> 0:46:29.920
<v Speaker 3>what you make from this podcast, but we could get

0:46:29.960 --> 0:46:30.400
<v Speaker 3>you into that.

0:46:30.640 --> 0:46:33.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm looking at look, I'm circling the property. Yeah,

0:46:33.680 --> 0:46:36.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm constantly on the phone with my book marked on

0:46:36.320 --> 0:46:40.120
<v Speaker 2>Zillo Jeff frankon. He may have been run out of town.

0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:43.680
<v Speaker 3>You know, I think, I know this is often said.

0:46:43.840 --> 0:46:45.919
<v Speaker 3>I don't think people really get run out of town.

0:46:46.239 --> 0:46:48.600
<v Speaker 3>I told you before we recorded that I was in

0:46:48.600 --> 0:46:52.480
<v Speaker 3>Burbank all day and I was what I did, literally

0:46:52.560 --> 0:46:55.920
<v Speaker 3>have six hours to kill in Burbank, and I just

0:46:56.640 --> 0:46:58.239
<v Speaker 3>I have I had my car, like I could have

0:46:58.280 --> 0:47:00.840
<v Speaker 3>driven home, but you know, I don't know, I just

0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:03.000
<v Speaker 3>didn't feel like it, Like I was like sometimes when

0:47:03.000 --> 0:47:04.560
<v Speaker 3>if I go to Santa Monica.

0:47:05.120 --> 0:47:06.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're not coming back, right.

0:47:06.640 --> 0:47:08.400
<v Speaker 3>And I don't know. I mean, Burbank is really not

0:47:08.440 --> 0:47:10.440
<v Speaker 3>the same. But I just stayed out here in Burbank,

0:47:11.120 --> 0:47:14.839
<v Speaker 3>and so I went to see Megalopolis. Yes, and that

0:47:14.960 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 3>has a lot of I would think we're canceled people

0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:18.400
<v Speaker 3>in it.

0:47:18.640 --> 0:47:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, certainly. I mean, uh, what's his name?

0:47:21.120 --> 0:47:23.200
<v Speaker 3>John Voight? John Voight, Shila above.

0:47:23.440 --> 0:47:24.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm so annoyed.

0:47:26.320 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 3>You saw this movie I saw.

0:47:28.080 --> 0:47:29.799
<v Speaker 2>I saw the first hour and I knew it was

0:47:29.800 --> 0:47:31.680
<v Speaker 2>going to be horrible, and I wanted to keep watching.

0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:32.720
<v Speaker 2>But I got a little sleepy.

0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:35.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh I just go to sleep. You you left because

0:47:35.120 --> 0:47:38.399
<v Speaker 3>you were getting sleepy. Yeah, I'll just sleep in it. Oh.

0:47:38.440 --> 0:47:40.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm actually during the movie today, I was thinking, one

0:47:40.960 --> 0:47:42.399
<v Speaker 3>day I'll write a memoir. It's going to be called

0:47:42.400 --> 0:47:47.040
<v Speaker 3>sleeping at the movie. It's so I would encourage everybody,

0:47:47.120 --> 0:47:49.560
<v Speaker 3>what is it, Get your AMC a list where you

0:47:49.560 --> 0:47:52.080
<v Speaker 3>don't pay for each movie. Go in the middle of

0:47:52.120 --> 0:47:54.800
<v Speaker 3>the day to see a film. It's so nicely air conditioned.

0:47:55.200 --> 0:47:56.799
<v Speaker 3>You do need. I think you have to bring like

0:47:56.800 --> 0:47:59.600
<v Speaker 3>a hoodie or an extra layer. Oh right, yeah, and

0:47:59.680 --> 0:48:03.719
<v Speaker 3>then just let yourself sleep through the fucking marvels or.

0:48:04.040 --> 0:48:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Feeling when your eyes start to get heavy and you

0:48:06.480 --> 0:48:08.440
<v Speaker 2>can't fight it. I mean, there's nothing like that in

0:48:08.480 --> 0:48:08.920
<v Speaker 2>the world.

0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:11.359
<v Speaker 3>I think what it is is like through all your

0:48:11.400 --> 0:48:14.560
<v Speaker 3>school years, you had to fight that. Oh interesting, And

0:48:14.960 --> 0:48:17.080
<v Speaker 3>like I was just an Edmr Fringe and I watched

0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:20.160
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of plays. When you're watching a play, especially

0:48:20.160 --> 0:48:22.160
<v Speaker 3>if your friend is in the play and the venue

0:48:22.160 --> 0:48:25.000
<v Speaker 3>only seats twenty people, when they can see you, you

0:48:25.120 --> 0:48:28.440
<v Speaker 3>gotta stay awake. But in a movie you get that

0:48:28.480 --> 0:48:30.719
<v Speaker 3>and you're like, no, I can I can just let

0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:31.040
<v Speaker 3>it go.

0:48:31.160 --> 0:48:34.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm free, I can just sleep through this. Yeah, that feeling.

0:48:34.239 --> 0:48:37.160
<v Speaker 2>And recently I've been really treating myself to a little

0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:39.960
<v Speaker 2>nap very late at night in front of the TV.

0:48:41.000 --> 0:48:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh what time, you know, Like we'll get around, well,

0:48:43.480 --> 0:48:45.560
<v Speaker 2>it'll be eleven thirty midnight, and I'll be like, I

0:48:45.560 --> 0:48:46.080
<v Speaker 2>don't want.

0:48:45.920 --> 0:48:48.040
<v Speaker 3>To be finishing as vocal cool down for the.

0:48:48.040 --> 0:48:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Day, screaming, And I'll be sitting there and I know

0:48:52.920 --> 0:48:54.400
<v Speaker 2>it's time to go to bed, but I think, well,

0:48:54.440 --> 0:48:56.560
<v Speaker 2>maybe it feels so good to fall asleep here. So

0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:57.960
<v Speaker 2>I'll sleep in about twenty minutes.

0:48:58.080 --> 0:49:00.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll tell you that you're gonna hear a lot

0:49:00.520 --> 0:49:03.480
<v Speaker 3>of my secrets. I can't have my husband listening to this.

0:49:04.040 --> 0:49:06.200
<v Speaker 3>He knows this, but he'll be embarrassed. I say this

0:49:06.200 --> 0:49:09.799
<v Speaker 3>out in public, which is that this is my if

0:49:09.840 --> 0:49:12.439
<v Speaker 3>I ever get to buy that sixty million dollar house,

0:49:12.719 --> 0:49:14.520
<v Speaker 3>you think about like what you would do? What would

0:49:14.520 --> 0:49:17.680
<v Speaker 3>be the weird rich guide thing you do? So mine would.

0:49:18.040 --> 0:49:21.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm genuine, but this will happen. I'm telling people now

0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:24.239
<v Speaker 3>so that like, if there's a Rolling Stone profile of

0:49:24.280 --> 0:49:26.480
<v Speaker 3>me in twenty years and they say, like, this is

0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:28.440
<v Speaker 3>what happens in the house, they'd be like, yeah, I

0:49:28.600 --> 0:49:34.719
<v Speaker 3>said that twenty years ago on several podcasts. I want

0:49:34.760 --> 0:49:38.360
<v Speaker 3>to be able to fall asleep on the couch watching television. Okay,

0:49:39.080 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 3>and I have like a live in assistant that is

0:49:44.960 --> 0:49:47.760
<v Speaker 3>the build of the mountain from Game of Thrones.

0:49:47.800 --> 0:49:48.839
<v Speaker 2>Okay, fantastic.

0:49:49.400 --> 0:49:53.800
<v Speaker 3>He will come pick me up and bring me to bed.

0:49:55.080 --> 0:49:56.600
<v Speaker 3>I think, in the grand schemer of things, that's not

0:49:56.760 --> 0:50:00.960
<v Speaker 3>that scandalous a thing. But do you think it's weird?

0:50:02.040 --> 0:50:03.680
<v Speaker 3>But you know how when you were a kid, you

0:50:03.719 --> 0:50:05.799
<v Speaker 3>would fall a sleep in the car ride home, Oh

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:06.440
<v Speaker 3>the best?

0:50:06.800 --> 0:50:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Then you were just to uber. I think that that

0:50:10.200 --> 0:50:12.640
<v Speaker 2>should be an option on Uber. Carry me asleep over

0:50:12.680 --> 0:50:14.719
<v Speaker 2>your shoulder to the front door or.

0:50:15.160 --> 0:50:16.759
<v Speaker 3>All the way in all the way, you give them

0:50:16.800 --> 0:50:21.120
<v Speaker 3>a key code for your August lock or whatever. The

0:50:21.520 --> 0:50:25.120
<v Speaker 3>feeling of Like I see now when I see kids,

0:50:25.160 --> 0:50:27.239
<v Speaker 3>like at the mall or something and they're sleeping on

0:50:27.280 --> 0:50:30.480
<v Speaker 3>their parents' shoulder, I'm so envious of that child. I'm

0:50:30.520 --> 0:50:34.520
<v Speaker 3>not envious of the world they've been born into. Yeah,

0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:35.479
<v Speaker 3>the climate they.

0:50:35.360 --> 0:50:37.040
<v Speaker 2>Have to breathe to take a lot of napps.

0:50:37.120 --> 0:50:40.400
<v Speaker 3>But so, yeah, that is I'm being dead serious about it.

0:50:40.440 --> 0:50:42.520
<v Speaker 3>I will definitely hire someone to do that. It will

0:50:42.520 --> 0:50:45.840
<v Speaker 3>not be sexual in any way unless they won't, you

0:50:45.880 --> 0:50:48.640
<v Speaker 3>know what I mean. Like, it's not a it's just

0:50:48.760 --> 0:50:50.560
<v Speaker 3>it will be someone that needs to have the physical

0:50:50.640 --> 0:50:51.719
<v Speaker 3>strength to do that.

0:50:52.080 --> 0:50:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Right, right, And if they're incredibly good looking, that's just

0:50:55.440 --> 0:50:57.880
<v Speaker 2>another you know, that's their problem.

0:50:58.440 --> 0:51:00.880
<v Speaker 3>Isn't it everyone's problem, own problem.

0:51:00.600 --> 0:51:03.680
<v Speaker 2>The entire house problem. Yeah, No, I support that. I

0:51:03.680 --> 0:51:06.120
<v Speaker 2>think that that feeling of being asleep in the wrong

0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:08.200
<v Speaker 2>place and then being carried.

0:51:08.040 --> 0:51:13.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't have any other like weird celebrity show business.

0:51:13.960 --> 0:51:16.279
<v Speaker 3>See things that I'm gonna want to do, like I'm

0:51:16.280 --> 0:51:18.840
<v Speaker 3>not gonna have like an Epstein Island or a you

0:51:18.920 --> 0:51:19.279
<v Speaker 3>know what I mean.

0:51:19.400 --> 0:51:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Yet, Yeah, I mean, you get that money and you're

0:51:21.520 --> 0:51:22.600
<v Speaker 2>gonna freak out right.

0:51:22.640 --> 0:51:24.279
<v Speaker 3>I also say I'm never gonna have a shark tank

0:51:24.280 --> 0:51:27.520
<v Speaker 3>with the Spanish villa half interior deckering style and then.

0:51:27.960 --> 0:51:30.520
<v Speaker 2>With Jimmy Parkle confronting Tom Jones in front.

0:51:30.800 --> 0:51:34.160
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I did do I did do a home concert.

0:51:34.280 --> 0:51:36.440
<v Speaker 3>I will brag intentionally brag about this. I did a

0:51:36.480 --> 0:51:39.279
<v Speaker 3>home show this year at Manny Patinkin's house.

0:51:39.440 --> 0:51:41.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's amazing, which was very fun.

0:51:41.200 --> 0:51:43.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's it was very cool to do a show.

0:51:42.840 --> 0:51:44.560
<v Speaker 2>For him, and I bet he has a tasteful home.

0:51:45.040 --> 0:51:47.000
<v Speaker 3>He does, Yeah, I mean he has a great house

0:51:47.120 --> 0:51:49.720
<v Speaker 3>in Upstate New York. And it was really really lovely.

0:51:49.800 --> 0:51:51.560
<v Speaker 2>And were there other performers on the show.

0:51:51.920 --> 0:51:54.360
<v Speaker 3>No, it was just me doing my show from Ed

0:51:54.400 --> 0:51:57.520
<v Speaker 3>Befrinch Last Amazing, which is which was filmed as a

0:51:57.560 --> 0:51:59.759
<v Speaker 3>special this year that'll drop out now, but like that,

0:52:00.080 --> 0:52:03.560
<v Speaker 3>doing the live version of that for him and people

0:52:03.600 --> 0:52:06.640
<v Speaker 3>from around the neighborhood in Upstate New York where he lives,

0:52:07.800 --> 0:52:10.439
<v Speaker 3>where my impversion was like, oh, it's kind of out

0:52:10.440 --> 0:52:12.439
<v Speaker 3>there a little bit, so maybe y'all don't have too much,

0:52:13.440 --> 0:52:14.960
<v Speaker 3>you know, like this is their way to see theater.

0:52:15.960 --> 0:52:17.719
<v Speaker 3>And I said to one of them after I was like, no,

0:52:17.760 --> 0:52:19.560
<v Speaker 3>we got a lot of stuff to do. I was like, okay,

0:52:19.640 --> 0:52:22.440
<v Speaker 3>I thought I was special out here. But yeah, it

0:52:22.480 --> 0:52:24.160
<v Speaker 3>was like in a little farmhouse that he has. I

0:52:24.160 --> 0:52:26.080
<v Speaker 3>mean it was. It was obviously had to be very

0:52:26.120 --> 0:52:28.440
<v Speaker 3>low tech, like there was no lights, like there was.

0:52:28.400 --> 0:52:30.560
<v Speaker 2>Just like a light switch in a flashlight.

0:52:32.080 --> 0:52:34.360
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, it was wild, but I mean it was

0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:35.960
<v Speaker 3>very weird doing it.

0:52:36.120 --> 0:52:37.800
<v Speaker 2>Did you stay at Mandy's house overnight?

0:52:38.000 --> 0:52:41.080
<v Speaker 3>I did? Oh my god, that was really cool. And

0:52:41.920 --> 0:52:45.400
<v Speaker 3>also it was funny because my husband is in musical.

0:52:46.160 --> 0:52:47.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm in a musical theater. My husband's really in a

0:52:47.960 --> 0:52:51.120
<v Speaker 3>musical computer. I don't know how much trivia that Jimmy

0:52:51.160 --> 0:52:52.279
<v Speaker 3>could answer, but.

0:52:52.600 --> 0:52:55.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh he could answer a lot, and I could answer almost.

0:52:55.480 --> 0:52:58.960
<v Speaker 3>So I have not met anyone who knows more about

0:52:58.960 --> 0:53:02.839
<v Speaker 3>it than my husband, and so obviously this was mind

0:53:02.840 --> 0:53:03.960
<v Speaker 3>blowing that we were staying it.

0:53:04.120 --> 0:53:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, of course.

0:53:04.960 --> 0:53:09.040
<v Speaker 3>And then the first moment that we met him, he

0:53:09.080 --> 0:53:11.719
<v Speaker 3>came in to fix like a screen door, you know,

0:53:11.800 --> 0:53:15.759
<v Speaker 3>and he was just like complaining about the you know it,

0:53:15.800 --> 0:53:17.279
<v Speaker 3>will come help me with this thing, like you know

0:53:17.280 --> 0:53:19.520
<v Speaker 3>what I mean. It wasn't like a there was no

0:53:19.560 --> 0:53:21.960
<v Speaker 3>ceremony to it whatever. It was just like he needed

0:53:21.960 --> 0:53:23.880
<v Speaker 3>to fix this door and he was just like and

0:53:23.920 --> 0:53:31.680
<v Speaker 3>so that was nice to not be like that whole dance.

0:53:32.239 --> 0:53:33.800
<v Speaker 2>Wow, I'm so jealous.

0:53:34.080 --> 0:53:34.760
<v Speaker 3>That was exciting.

0:53:35.320 --> 0:53:37.479
<v Speaker 2>Well, is there anything before we play the game anything

0:53:37.520 --> 0:53:40.799
<v Speaker 2>else we should say about I fly? What is the

0:53:40.840 --> 0:53:42.320
<v Speaker 2>scariest thing physically?

0:53:42.320 --> 0:53:47.919
<v Speaker 3>You've done the scariest thing physically I've done. I mean,

0:53:48.880 --> 0:53:50.520
<v Speaker 3>I think a lot of people would be scared by

0:53:50.520 --> 0:53:53.080
<v Speaker 3>playing rugby, which I've played for many years. Oh, that

0:53:53.160 --> 0:53:55.279
<v Speaker 3>terrifies me, and it is scary. You do have to

0:53:55.280 --> 0:53:57.759
<v Speaker 3>get over it. And I have stopped playing because.

0:53:57.440 --> 0:54:01.160
<v Speaker 2>That's that's a rugby scar my arm playing rugby.

0:54:01.200 --> 0:54:04.520
<v Speaker 3>WHOA, So that doesn't make it less carried.

0:54:07.080 --> 0:54:08.359
<v Speaker 2>Did the bone come out of your arm?

0:54:08.760 --> 0:54:11.840
<v Speaker 3>It did not. But but this is an interesting fact.

0:54:12.280 --> 0:54:14.840
<v Speaker 3>I was holding the ball like this with my elbow

0:54:14.920 --> 0:54:16.640
<v Speaker 3>bent in front of me, and there's two bones in

0:54:16.680 --> 0:54:20.799
<v Speaker 3>your forearm here, and the other player his skull hit

0:54:20.960 --> 0:54:25.080
<v Speaker 3>the outer bone, but the outer bone didn't break. Oh,

0:54:25.200 --> 0:54:27.080
<v Speaker 3>so much force was transferred to my arm that the

0:54:27.080 --> 0:54:30.120
<v Speaker 3>inner bone broke. Whoa, I thought that was interesting.

0:54:30.160 --> 0:54:31.279
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's fascinating.

0:54:31.320 --> 0:54:34.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And also I broke it into Mecula, California, Okay,

0:54:34.320 --> 0:54:38.200
<v Speaker 3>and I don't know why, but I drove home by

0:54:38.200 --> 0:54:40.600
<v Speaker 3>myself with a broken arm, with a broken arm, and

0:54:40.640 --> 0:54:43.879
<v Speaker 3>then checked into like hunting in hospital and Pasadena to have.

0:54:43.840 --> 0:54:45.959
<v Speaker 2>It like that's like a two hour drive.

0:54:46.040 --> 0:54:48.880
<v Speaker 3>It was like ninety minutes. I think I was in chock.

0:54:50.080 --> 0:54:51.839
<v Speaker 2>And did it? Were you in pain?

0:54:52.600 --> 0:54:54.480
<v Speaker 3>I was in some it was it was like in

0:54:54.520 --> 0:54:56.359
<v Speaker 3>pain if I moved it, but I was able to drive.

0:54:56.520 --> 0:54:58.359
<v Speaker 3>I mean that must have been being in chock. But

0:54:58.480 --> 0:55:00.640
<v Speaker 3>the thing is the game was still going lean. They

0:55:00.680 --> 0:55:02.239
<v Speaker 3>were kind of like, oh, well, well we got to

0:55:02.280 --> 0:55:04.400
<v Speaker 3>take care of yourself. Yeah. I mean there's an element

0:55:04.440 --> 0:55:07.399
<v Speaker 3>to that. Other I don't know what other scary things

0:55:07.400 --> 0:55:10.440
<v Speaker 3>I've done? What what what are the things do we

0:55:10.560 --> 0:55:12.320
<v Speaker 3>categorize scary?

0:55:12.360 --> 0:55:15.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think. I mean, like cliff diving, cliff diving,

0:55:17.080 --> 0:55:22.920
<v Speaker 2>rock climbing a lot of heights or where you're moving quickly.

0:55:24.000 --> 0:55:27.160
<v Speaker 3>I haven't done a lot of climbing things because I

0:55:27.280 --> 0:55:32.880
<v Speaker 3>don't feel my wrists and arms are strong enough. Dude,

0:55:33.280 --> 0:55:36.480
<v Speaker 3>like I did a bungee, not a zip line at

0:55:36.480 --> 0:55:37.200
<v Speaker 3>a water.

0:55:37.000 --> 0:55:38.759
<v Speaker 2>Park one okay, sure, but this.

0:55:38.920 --> 0:55:40.640
<v Speaker 3>Was one where you hold on with your hands.

0:55:40.800 --> 0:55:42.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh and you can just let go.

0:55:42.920 --> 0:55:47.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, whoa. I lost my grip immediately, Like I went

0:55:47.880 --> 0:55:53.120
<v Speaker 3>out and like one meter away from where you step out,

0:55:53.239 --> 0:55:56.440
<v Speaker 3>I just dropped straight down because I couldn't, like for

0:55:56.640 --> 0:55:57.760
<v Speaker 3>like presidential fitness.

0:55:57.760 --> 0:56:02.880
<v Speaker 2>I could never do a pull up presidential fitness. Yeah,

0:56:03.000 --> 0:56:04.000
<v Speaker 2>what a bizarre thing.

0:56:03.880 --> 0:56:05.319
<v Speaker 3>The president really cared about.

0:56:05.480 --> 0:56:08.320
<v Speaker 2>He wanted elementary schoolers to be ripped.

0:56:10.440 --> 0:56:12.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know if they do that anymore.

0:56:12.560 --> 0:56:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wonder.

0:56:13.360 --> 0:56:15.279
<v Speaker 3>I think it does date you if you're like, because

0:56:15.320 --> 0:56:17.960
<v Speaker 3>it was like a mile and a half run, how

0:56:18.000 --> 0:56:20.200
<v Speaker 3>many sit ups could you do and how many pull

0:56:20.239 --> 0:56:20.840
<v Speaker 3>ups could you do?

0:56:21.160 --> 0:56:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Right? And we were doing only a mile. I guess

0:56:23.960 --> 0:56:25.239
<v Speaker 2>they didn't care about us as much.

0:56:26.400 --> 0:56:28.799
<v Speaker 3>He was like, I want more into the sprinter type

0:56:28.800 --> 0:56:29.160
<v Speaker 3>this year.

0:56:30.719 --> 0:56:32.200
<v Speaker 2>This isn't a marathon anymore.

0:56:32.520 --> 0:56:34.719
<v Speaker 3>I wonder which president stopped caring about that.

0:56:35.680 --> 0:56:39.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if I had to guess some Clinton, maybe yeah. No,

0:56:39.600 --> 0:56:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Clinton was my era and he was going for it. Oh,

0:56:44.719 --> 0:56:45.719
<v Speaker 2>so I must.

0:56:46.320 --> 0:56:48.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. You feel like you just petered out. Yeah,

0:56:48.480 --> 0:56:50.120
<v Speaker 3>because I feel like the bushes would care.

0:56:50.320 --> 0:56:53.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like they've got the baseball bullshit going

0:56:53.840 --> 0:56:57.239
<v Speaker 2>on or whatever. Yeah, so maybe it's still going.

0:56:57.320 --> 0:56:59.919
<v Speaker 3>Let's just hope a yearly source of anxiety for Chill.

0:57:00.040 --> 0:57:02.719
<v Speaker 3>And I think, yeah, Presidential fitness.

0:57:02.480 --> 0:57:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Test that miles seemed like a million miles. It seemed

0:57:06.520 --> 0:57:11.920
<v Speaker 2>truly un undoable physically. Yeah, and now I'm like sure,

0:57:12.320 --> 0:57:14.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean it would be annoying, Well.

0:57:15.480 --> 0:57:17.240
<v Speaker 3>We could have I think I don't know if we

0:57:17.280 --> 0:57:19.160
<v Speaker 3>thought back then that like, oh I could just kind

0:57:19.160 --> 0:57:23.520
<v Speaker 3>of walk it, right, I think now as adults you'd

0:57:23.520 --> 0:57:26.760
<v Speaker 3>be like, ought be annoying, but like I could walk

0:57:27.120 --> 0:57:30.840
<v Speaker 3>slash jog a mile if oh, very slowly, right, you know.

0:57:31.160 --> 0:57:32.680
<v Speaker 3>But I think but also there was some kind of

0:57:32.720 --> 0:57:34.840
<v Speaker 3>time pressure back then. It was like to pass the

0:57:34.880 --> 0:57:35.560
<v Speaker 3>test you had to.

0:57:35.520 --> 0:57:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Do under two hours.

0:57:37.840 --> 0:57:40.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and I think it would have been like

0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:42.120
<v Speaker 3>under seven minutes or something that.

0:57:42.600 --> 0:57:46.439
<v Speaker 2>Under seven can't possibly be true. Under probably ten. Oh

0:57:46.440 --> 0:57:49.200
<v Speaker 2>seven's a good mile. No, I mean, it's like it's

0:57:49.240 --> 0:57:49.720
<v Speaker 2>a decent.

0:57:49.920 --> 0:57:51.600
<v Speaker 3>But the thing is you always had some kid in

0:57:51.640 --> 0:57:53.880
<v Speaker 3>your class that ran them mile in like five minutes.

0:57:53.960 --> 0:57:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, that person's a psychopath.

0:57:57.280 --> 0:57:58.840
<v Speaker 3>When we break I'm going to look up with the

0:57:58.960 --> 0:58:03.360
<v Speaker 3>historical mile standard for the presidential fitness testmentscause I don't

0:58:03.360 --> 0:58:03.880
<v Speaker 3>think it's ten.

0:58:04.040 --> 0:58:05.840
<v Speaker 2>No, I feel like it was under ten. Was like

0:58:06.040 --> 0:58:07.920
<v Speaker 2>you want to shoot for under that? But five of

0:58:07.920 --> 0:58:12.200
<v Speaker 2>course you're an incredible runner. Yeah, this is this is

0:58:12.240 --> 0:58:13.360
<v Speaker 2>what's going to break us up.

0:58:13.520 --> 0:58:17.440
<v Speaker 3>I just feel like ten it like a child should

0:58:17.480 --> 0:58:19.000
<v Speaker 3>have more stamina than that.

0:58:19.880 --> 0:58:25.360
<v Speaker 2>But my legs were probably each three. Yes, it's very difficult. Okay,

0:58:25.360 --> 0:58:27.280
<v Speaker 2>well I think it's time. I cannot wait to do this.

0:58:27.360 --> 0:58:28.720
<v Speaker 3>I yes, please let me know how.

0:58:28.760 --> 0:58:31.280
<v Speaker 2>I really can't express you how excited I am about this.

0:58:31.320 --> 0:58:33.560
<v Speaker 3>It's exciting. I think you have I think it's for

0:58:33.640 --> 0:58:37.840
<v Speaker 3>two jumps or whatever. Okay, so I think unless you

0:58:37.880 --> 0:58:41.320
<v Speaker 3>have some charm you can. I think you have to

0:58:41.320 --> 0:58:41.840
<v Speaker 3>do both of them.

0:58:41.840 --> 0:58:44.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's okay like another person or show

0:58:44.240 --> 0:58:45.000
<v Speaker 2>up another time.

0:58:45.320 --> 0:58:48.600
<v Speaker 3>Who knows it's probably some minimum wage Oh yeah, kid.

0:58:48.720 --> 0:58:51.040
<v Speaker 2>I remind myself of that every time I'm anywhere, Like

0:58:51.120 --> 0:58:52.440
<v Speaker 2>this person hates they don't.

0:58:52.280 --> 0:58:55.960
<v Speaker 3>Like the rules. I mean, also, do they care enough

0:58:55.960 --> 0:58:57.959
<v Speaker 3>to make sure all the safety measures are in place?

0:58:57.960 --> 0:59:03.280
<v Speaker 3>Probably not? Goodbye? I mean, do you think Jimmy would

0:59:03.280 --> 0:59:03.520
<v Speaker 3>do that.

0:59:03.920 --> 0:59:07.960
<v Speaker 2>No way, he won't ride Space Mountain really. Oh, going

0:59:08.000 --> 0:59:11.920
<v Speaker 2>to Disneyland with him not huge. But I enjoy roller

0:59:11.920 --> 0:59:15.160
<v Speaker 2>coasters and stuff, so if if it were just us

0:59:15.160 --> 0:59:17.320
<v Speaker 2>at Disneyland, it would be a nightmare. So we always

0:59:17.360 --> 0:59:18.560
<v Speaker 2>have to bring other people who.

0:59:18.600 --> 0:59:20.640
<v Speaker 3>So that someone goes on them with you, yea, and

0:59:20.920 --> 0:59:21.920
<v Speaker 3>someone else talks with.

0:59:21.960 --> 0:59:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Him, right, I think the most scary he'll go on

0:59:24.520 --> 0:59:29.000
<v Speaker 2>Indiana Jones, which is very jerky and scary.

0:59:28.840 --> 0:59:32.080
<v Speaker 3>Enough jerky to steal all those antiques. Yeah, it's very

0:59:32.160 --> 0:59:33.840
<v Speaker 3>rude of leave them in their countries.

0:59:33.960 --> 0:59:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly.

0:59:35.640 --> 0:59:39.720
<v Speaker 3>No, that is actually it has a back and forth

0:59:40.160 --> 0:59:41.640
<v Speaker 3>nature that's tough on the back.

0:59:42.160 --> 0:59:47.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it feels unhealthy. But I love any roller coaster mostly. Oh,

0:59:47.360 --> 0:59:49.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't like them as long as they don't like

0:59:49.520 --> 0:59:50.520
<v Speaker 2>I get dizzy, Like.

0:59:50.600 --> 0:59:52.800
<v Speaker 3>I don't I will. I don't think I'll ever go

0:59:52.840 --> 0:59:57.280
<v Speaker 3>in that Guardian to the Galaxy, Oh, I mean or whatever.

0:59:57.080 --> 1:00:00.320
<v Speaker 2>They they ruined. They ruined the.

1:00:00.200 --> 1:00:01.760
<v Speaker 3>Vibe with the Guardians.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it was a perfect ride. Yeah, it was actually spooky,

1:00:06.320 --> 1:00:08.479
<v Speaker 2>and now it's like this weird thing where you listen

1:00:08.480 --> 1:00:12.360
<v Speaker 2>to Van Halen. I mean it's still a fun sensation.

1:00:12.600 --> 1:00:15.480
<v Speaker 2>But before it felt like you were among ghosts. It

1:00:15.560 --> 1:00:21.440
<v Speaker 2>was very fun. Marvel Universe has ruined it my entire life.

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<v Speaker 2>What am I talking about? Let's play a game. I

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<v Speaker 2>need a number between one and ten from you.

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<v Speaker 3>Eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I have to do some light calculating. So right

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<v Speaker 2>now you can promote, you can recommend, do whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, my special Chris Grace Ascot Johansson is now available

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<v Speaker 3>on dropout dot tv, that is its own streaming service.

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<v Speaker 3>You can sign up for the three day free trial

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<v Speaker 3>and watch the special. But I think I'll actually find

1:00:47.160 --> 1:00:49.640
<v Speaker 3>a lot of fun stuff on dropout to watch. And

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<v Speaker 3>then my new show, it's called Sardines. I think I'm

1:00:52.280 --> 1:00:55.080
<v Speaker 3>doing it at the Illsion here in Los Angeles. Have

1:00:55.240 --> 1:00:57.560
<v Speaker 3>not settled the dates yet, but it will be in November,

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<v Speaker 3>I believe, and then next year I'll be in Wisconsin

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<v Speaker 3>in January, Portland Center Stage in May and June, and

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<v Speaker 3>this is all doing Scarlett Rohnson, and then in July

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<v Speaker 3>of twenty twenty five, I'll be at the Kennedy Center. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>Chris Grace is Scarlet Jronhansson.

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it'll be really fun, so exciting. I'm very excited.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels very That's the one when I tell like

1:01:18.800 --> 1:01:20.960
<v Speaker 3>people in my family, I'm like, well, I'm doing the

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<v Speaker 3>Kennedy Center, and they're like, oh, you must actually be

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<v Speaker 3>good at this. Right finally proof, Well, like I just

1:01:26.640 --> 1:01:28.880
<v Speaker 3>shot over the in the spring, I was in a

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<v Speaker 3>Shonda Rhymes Netflix show. And the fact that now if

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<v Speaker 3>I say Shonda Rymes are like ooh, I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>It's getting harder and harder in the television business to

1:01:38.440 --> 1:01:41.120
<v Speaker 2>be impressive to anyone because no one's heard of any show.

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<v Speaker 2>So these few remaining things that everyone's heard of, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the goal.

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<v Speaker 3>My family isn't like, ooh do plus brothers? Yes, I am,

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<v Speaker 3>I am. You know I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>But right right, my parents have been I mean, they're

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<v Speaker 2>bored before plus.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna play non plus, We're.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to name three things. You're gonna tell me

1:02:04.720 --> 1:02:07.880
<v Speaker 2>if there are a gift or a curse and why,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong

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<v Speaker 2>because there are correct answers and you can lose the game.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, and each individually is a gift or a curse?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Number one this is from a listener named Andrew. Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>suggested gift or a curse, pre installed tombstones that have

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<v Speaker 2>your birth year but an empty death year.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I think this is like literally a curse,

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<v Speaker 3>Like this is literally asking for it, you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>this is this is I don't think there could be

1:02:39.360 --> 1:02:45.880
<v Speaker 3>a stronger invitation to death then going like establishing your tombstone.

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<v Speaker 3>And so I think it's actually like genuinely a curse

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<v Speaker 3>and also presumptuous of you to decide the design of

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<v Speaker 3>your tombstone. That is clearly something left to others. Controlling behavior,

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<v Speaker 3>very controlling. Well, you're wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a gift in every possible way. I love

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<v Speaker 2>these things. First of all, I'm trying to get into

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<v Speaker 2>the mind of the person that's doing it. They're saying

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<v Speaker 2>with their family, you don't get to be involved with this.

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<v Speaker 2>I get to choose the tomb soon. And it's probably

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<v Speaker 2>a little spooky experience where you're like, I'm looking at

1:03:15.400 --> 1:03:19.439
<v Speaker 2>this thing that's gonna be above my body. Yes, then

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<v Speaker 2>they install it in the graveyard or I think we

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<v Speaker 2>should only call cemetery's graveyards. Let's get rid of the

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<v Speaker 2>word cemetery. Graveyards are Morphis.

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<v Speaker 3>There's not a distinction.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think it's Oh, I wonder, is I wonder

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<v Speaker 2>if there's like a fine line between the two cemetery

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<v Speaker 2>does seem.

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<v Speaker 3>Fewed between the American Graveyard Association and the National Cemetery Families.

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<v Speaker 3>Mister graveyard, it's like Adidas and Puma.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. No, they're installing it in the graveyard, and

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<v Speaker 2>now anyone that passes by is getting this weird feeling

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<v Speaker 2>of like, oh, what is the future hold for me?

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<v Speaker 2>A nice reminder of mortality and the mystery of mortality.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't they get that from the other two, know.

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<v Speaker 2>Because everybody else are like, well, those are just skeletons.

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<v Speaker 2>But this thing, there's the fog of the future in

1:04:05.040 --> 1:04:07.760
<v Speaker 2>this person's life, Okay. And I love that feeling.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that that is the one that tips them

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<v Speaker 3>over into thinking about mortality as they walk through a graveyard.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I would only be on board with doing

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<v Speaker 3>this if you get the ones that have like video

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<v Speaker 3>clips installed. It has to be your whatever IMDb thinks

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<v Speaker 3>you're real is, so it has to be on there

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<v Speaker 3>because then you can still you can still book absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>booked before the last you know, think of it this way.

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<v Speaker 3>Bridger and I made this up. I came up with this.

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<v Speaker 3>You're living in the dash. You can still book when

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<v Speaker 3>you're in the dash.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what casting directors say. Yeah, you still have the dash, right.

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<v Speaker 3>That song is about that you can still get.

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<v Speaker 2>Cast, and casting directors are constantly pouring over graveyards to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure who's alive and who's dead.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, casters are constantly thinking about how actors can get

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<v Speaker 3>more cast, like they that we are the first people

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<v Speaker 3>on their minds.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well you got one wrong. Okay, that's got a sting,

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<v Speaker 2>but we'll move on here. Number two. This is from

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<v Speaker 2>someone named brendan gift or a curse sleeping with socks on.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is not for me. I don't like it,

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<v Speaker 3>so I think I'll have I don't like. I almost

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<v Speaker 3>want to say that the option is potentially a gift,

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<v Speaker 3>but I would never do it. So I guess I'm

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<v Speaker 3>pro choice. This is the only thing I'm pro choice about.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been very clear about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's my special is like a total like a

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<v Speaker 3>pro life special. I'm gonna say that. I Oh god,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I just I'm gonna say it's a

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<v Speaker 3>curse because I don't like it, like I actually don't

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<v Speaker 3>like it annoys me. So the only time it's a

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<v Speaker 3>gift if it is of like you your heat broke

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<v Speaker 3>and then you are living old style with like a

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<v Speaker 3>nightgown and like one of those long sleeping caps. Then

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<v Speaker 3>you gotta have the socks for me personally, there's a curse.

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<v Speaker 2>Another one wrong, horrifying you, and you really were getting

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<v Speaker 2>close to saying it was a gift, and then you

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<v Speaker 2>describe this beautiful sleeping outfit that should have really sent

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<v Speaker 2>you in the right direction. The cap, the nightgown, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's my nightly uniform.

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<v Speaker 3>And when you have a little feather that goes up

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<v Speaker 3>in the air.

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<v Speaker 2>This is no I love. Look. It depends on the

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<v Speaker 2>time of the year, but yes, during the winter, even

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<v Speaker 2>I've got the heat on, I want the socks on

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<v Speaker 2>my feet.

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<v Speaker 3>So coy, thinner lad than I bet we have the

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<v Speaker 3>same shape feet. I'm gonna bet that in Vegas when

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<v Speaker 3>I'm there, odds are. I do love not to be

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<v Speaker 3>too La centric, but I love in La when it

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<v Speaker 3>starts getting cold at night and you get to put

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<v Speaker 3>on your little sweater. Oh so nice. So I guess

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<v Speaker 3>socks are like sweaters for your feet. I mean, of

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<v Speaker 3>course I did recently, like two days ago, this podcast

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<v Speaker 3>just gonna revealed that I have a shopping problem, I

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<v Speaker 3>which I do. I bought a not a snuggie, but

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<v Speaker 3>like an oversize Waterburger branded.

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<v Speaker 2>What I've never heard of this?

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<v Speaker 3>What? No, have you been to Texas? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Or no, I've been to Austin, then there, what about?

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<v Speaker 3>I grew up in Houston, so Waterburger is like a

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<v Speaker 3>famous burger chain there. I had a lot of fun merch.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotta say, beloved burger chain. You know, similar feelings to

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<v Speaker 3>the way that we feel about in and out.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, I never heard of this. A lot of Hamburgers.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the scene.

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<v Speaker 3>Yet. Anyway, I bought a snuggie type thing that is

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<v Speaker 3>extremely warm, and it's the only size that comes in

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<v Speaker 3>is five X. So it's meant for like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the oversized thing. You you get in on the couch

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<v Speaker 3>and you know, and you watch It's a wonderful life

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is right up my alley.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, so it's so I understand why you're the

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<v Speaker 3>socks is a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, okay, so you've gotten zero points so far

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<v Speaker 2>and that sucks for everybody. Ah, this is your final chance.

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<v Speaker 2>This is from a listener named Beth, and Beth suggested

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<v Speaker 2>gift to a curse peeling a potato with a knife

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<v Speaker 2>instead of a peeler.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, but this is absolutely a curse that is insane.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you on PK duty in the army? Like,

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<v Speaker 3>what are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>You've been You're in the corner and over a ten

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<v Speaker 3>bucket because you pissed off the sergeant somehow, and you're

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<v Speaker 3>in like a Beetle Bailey cartoon Like, uh no, potato

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<v Speaker 3>peeler for sure, because first of all, you're always taught

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<v Speaker 3>as a kid to cut away from you. Sure right, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>every time on TV when people peel things with a knife,

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<v Speaker 3>like an apple or potato, they're always cutting it towards themselves.

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<v Speaker 3>They're always doing this rotake. Just it does sounds fay.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean when you watch, it's like that looks satisfying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the is no way. I mean, first of all,

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<v Speaker 3>eat the skin. It's got lots of vitamins. Sure. Also,

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<v Speaker 3>we invented potato vegetable potato pillars for a reason. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>deny the validity of that person's contribution to the world.

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<v Speaker 3>I can argue against it from the Alton Brown school

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<v Speaker 3>of you should never have devices that only do one

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<v Speaker 3>thing in your kitchen. But whatever, Alton Brown's time is over,

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<v Speaker 3>do you get canceled?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I just haven't heard from Alton Brown in what five years?

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<v Speaker 2>So, like, right, I haven't either, Alton reach out?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, come on, Alton?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah? Well, I mean what I mean? What is there

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<v Speaker 2>to say at this point, Chris, You've lost the game completely.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a gift, Oh my god, because it's cool as hell.

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<v Speaker 2>What could easily be cooler than peeling a potato with

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<v Speaker 2>a knife. You do that off the back of a motorcycle.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got a cigarette in your mouth. There's there's nothing cooler.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't buy this answer coming from Bridger Wineger.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>The Sultan of Cool? The movie Easy Rider was based

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<v Speaker 3>on Bridger Winderger's young life just riding two motorcycles across

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<v Speaker 3>the American heartland.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in a leather vest right.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, potatoes throwing them into a pot for a midnight campfire.

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<v Speaker 2>Stew, I don't know what your problem is with cowboys,

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<v Speaker 2>bikers and badasses.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's your lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 2>But you lost the game in the most horrifying way.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, how many people have gone zero for three?

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<v Speaker 2>It's very a very small group. I mean, I think

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<v Speaker 2>smaller than even I think there are more winners of

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<v Speaker 2>all three for three. Yeah, so you're in a very

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<v Speaker 2>elite group. Well there you go, although you're making it

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<v Speaker 2>less elite by joining it. Yes, it's like getting bigger

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<v Speaker 2>and that's a shame.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what my mom said.

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<v Speaker 2>Your mother, I hope she's listening.

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<v Speaker 3>From the grave. I mean her, she's got both dates

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<v Speaker 3>on her grave stones. Put it that way.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so soon. Okay, moving on. This is the final

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<v Speaker 2>segment of the podcast. It's called I Said No Emails.

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<v Speaker 2>People are writing into I Said No Gifts at gmail

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<v Speaker 2>dot com to beg for answers to all sorts of

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<v Speaker 2>life problems.

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<v Speaker 3>I see advice, advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all sorts of advice. Sometimes it's about gifts. But

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<v Speaker 2>I encourage them to just bring their problems to me. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>because I know what's best. Okay, and my guest always

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<v Speaker 2>knows what's best.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So we helpe me answer a question. Sure, Okay, this

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<v Speaker 2>is dear bridger and presumably delightful guest presumed correctly. My

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<v Speaker 2>cousin is getting married soon, and she's being very traditional

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<v Speaker 2>about the whole thing. People are always writing in and

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<v Speaker 2>just immediately throwing family members under the boss on this

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<v Speaker 2>podcast RSVP.

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<v Speaker 3>Because there's a little shade in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh my god, there's a lot traditionally. Exactly when

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<v Speaker 2>I RSVP to her wedding for my fiance and I

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<v Speaker 2>I bought a set of bowls from her, quickly selling

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<v Speaker 2>out gift registry as someone does Taylor Swift concert, she

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<v Speaker 2>invited me to her bridle shower, an event I have

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<v Speaker 2>never known anyone else my age to actually have. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, she's really going after this person. And I

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<v Speaker 2>of course didn't go because I'm not going to travel

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<v Speaker 2>three hours to New Jersey for that. My mother, however,

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<v Speaker 2>did attend the bridle shower.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, wait, is this is her sister?

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<v Speaker 2>This is her cousin cousin?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, still three hours is not that long a drive.

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<v Speaker 2>You drove two with a broken arm, that's right. My mother, however,

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<v Speaker 2>did attend the bridle shower. She brought a shower gift

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<v Speaker 2>silverware on behalf of the whole immediate family. Okay, it

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<v Speaker 2>seems like a small thing for the whole immediate family.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's another story set. Yeah, it's where we buy

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<v Speaker 2>it from.

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<v Speaker 3>I recently was research genuine sterling silver. Oh for the home.

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<v Speaker 2>You do have a major shot. I'm concerned.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't buy anything. It's so expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>How much is it?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I forget his name. He's an Indian actor

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<v Speaker 3>that was in Mean Girls, the movie. He has a

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube channel about living well and he suggests buying a

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<v Speaker 3>single piece at a time. Oh, and having just kind

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<v Speaker 3>of a mismatched said, I'd find it charming, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>probably the only way I could get into this hobby.

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<v Speaker 2>That would drive me crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>But one fork is like seventy five dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, that would I'd lose

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<v Speaker 2>my mind.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway. If the mother brought a whole set of silver, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean that is could be thousands of dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>So that was on behalf of the entire mother and

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<v Speaker 3>her whole unit. Yes, okay, got it.

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<v Speaker 2>At the bridle shower, there was an enormous pile of

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<v Speaker 2>gifts that my aunt, the bride's mother had wrapped herself

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<v Speaker 2>on behalf of other people, excuse me right? Included in

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<v Speaker 2>this pile were the bulls I had purchased for her

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<v Speaker 2>as a wedding gift, with absolutely no indication they were

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<v Speaker 2>for the shower. There were all also several other gifts

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<v Speaker 2>from the registry from other family members of mine who

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<v Speaker 2>were not in attendance. Clearly my aunt brought any gift

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<v Speaker 2>sent from the registry by people who were invited to

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<v Speaker 2>the shower. You should know that my aunt is a

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<v Speaker 2>very volatile person with anger problems. What does that have

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<v Speaker 2>to do with any of this? Am I correct that

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<v Speaker 2>this is completely insane? Do I need to buy another

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<v Speaker 2>wedding gift? Do I need to write that I hope

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<v Speaker 2>she likes her wedding gift of bulls in a card?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I run away forever and never speak to these

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<v Speaker 2>people again? What do I say to them? Please help?

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<v Speaker 2>And they didn't even sign their name as an anonymous

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<v Speaker 2>person because they're just attacking the entire family here.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm so curious why the aunt got the presence

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<v Speaker 3>to begin with. Maybe they live near the or live

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<v Speaker 3>with the interesting so, because let's say they're on Amazon

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<v Speaker 3>doing a registry right, and you're just saying, like, give

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<v Speaker 3>me these bulls chip them off to the couple, right right? Also,

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<v Speaker 3>do you when you I mean we registered an ami?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember. Were we getting the are you married? No?

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<v Speaker 3>When is it going to happen?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean if I can get some silverware out of it?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember if you start getting the gifts as

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<v Speaker 3>soon as people buy them, or if they're sort of

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<v Speaker 3>held to a certain I think you get them as

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<v Speaker 3>they the purchased. Okay, So I think in the this

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<v Speaker 3>is my guess. I could be wrong. I think in

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<v Speaker 3>the weeks and months leading up you start. I mean

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<v Speaker 3>obviously do, because this ant had it before the wedding. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>So how did the ant get hold of all these gifts?

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she has a really big porch, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Or a pork pirate? She said the aunt was volatile.

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<v Speaker 3>Pirates are volatile. Well, I think you would be okay

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<v Speaker 3>not getting another gift.

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<v Speaker 2>She clearly doesn't have a very good relationship with this person.

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<v Speaker 2>She's writing emails about her to podcasts. Yeah, she doesn't care.

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<v Speaker 1>You.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, have you heard the thing that you have a

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<v Speaker 3>year to give someone present after the wedding?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I shouldn't have heard that, because now.

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<v Speaker 3>That's going to that is. The thing that gets said

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<v Speaker 3>is that you actually don't have to get a present

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<v Speaker 3>in by the wedding date.

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<v Speaker 2>You can just let it haunt you for a year.

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<v Speaker 3>For a year, you could, like the registry will still

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<v Speaker 3>be open, interesting, you can you can get in laid

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<v Speaker 3>on it, so she could kind of ride it out

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<v Speaker 3>and see if there's any reaction and then maybe throwing

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<v Speaker 3>another little custer, you know, because every registry has got

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<v Speaker 3>some real cheap items.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh look, I'm doing sort of lowest to highest. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care who you are, right.

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<v Speaker 3>I always think that's funny when the when the thing

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<v Speaker 3>that you bought was like one of eight steak knives,

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<v Speaker 3>and then now they just have.

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<v Speaker 2>One to peel potato.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. It looks so cool. If you're listening only

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<v Speaker 3>on audio, I can't describe how cool bred it looks.

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<v Speaker 2>I have four cigarettes in my mouth right now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so intimidating.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of the original cool guy. Uh No, I

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<v Speaker 2>think I agree, And I almost think, why bother with

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<v Speaker 2>this cousin? Get rid of them.

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<v Speaker 3>That's such an escalation.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this person asked for it, But do you think

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<v Speaker 2>they still do the same.

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<v Speaker 3>They're still going to the Oh no, there are little

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<v Speaker 3>trepidations about going to the wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do I need to?

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's fine. You know why because there's even people

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<v Speaker 3>that come to the wedding and bring they still physically

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<v Speaker 3>bring the gift. That day, there'll be a table, and

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<v Speaker 3>so the bride will have no idea that you will

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<v Speaker 3>have no way to even think that you've shirked your

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<v Speaker 3>responsibility until three hundred and sixty six days later. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>So at that point you're probably not even talking to

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<v Speaker 3>his cousin anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's over.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't wory about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just go and enjoy the And also, you're setting yourself

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<v Speaker 2>up to be to have the real high ground when

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<v Speaker 2>the cousin confronts you and you say, actually, I did

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<v Speaker 2>send you a wedding gift. This is your angry mom's fault.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean that's I think you want to avoid

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<v Speaker 3>that completely, especially since they said that she was molotile.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, it depends on the day you want

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<v Speaker 2>to be dealing with a screaming ant.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>If you and Jimmy ever get married, the podcast audience

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<v Speaker 3>is gonna hop on that registry because it's so on

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<v Speaker 3>brand for the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're really selling me on the idea of marriage.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean this is the reason, right, there's two

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<v Speaker 3>reasons why. Well, one is now it just fits the

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<v Speaker 3>theme so perfectly because you'll say I said there. It'll

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<v Speaker 3>be like there'd be a special sub series called I

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<v Speaker 3>said there's no registry, and then you'll surreptitiously say the

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<v Speaker 3>Amazon link at the end of every episode, and your fans,

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<v Speaker 3>I think, will instantly go and buy.

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<v Speaker 2>All those Okay, I'm considering marriage.

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<v Speaker 3>These are the two big reasons. That's one and the

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<v Speaker 3>other one this is genuine. The other reason to get

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<v Speaker 3>married is it's so weird. I'm sure people tell you

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<v Speaker 3>this all the time, but like it is very weird

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<v Speaker 3>that you make this public decoration of the relationship and

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<v Speaker 3>then the next time you have a big fight, it'll

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<v Speaker 3>be like, oh, we just like went through that whole thing,

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<v Speaker 3>and there is like social pressure to be like we

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<v Speaker 3>made a commitment, Like now we just we made a

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<v Speaker 3>commitment to those hundred people too.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, they're counting on us to be their favorite characters.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's an interesting like village Uh peer pressure.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that does does appeal to you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the smallest fight, I say I'll leave, I'll walk

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<v Speaker 2>out the door. This thing means nothing to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure you don't have dramatic fights at all. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>we have dramatic I think anybody. Eric and I are

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<v Speaker 3>both have a background coming from the theater. So our

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<v Speaker 3>fights are are theatrical.

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<v Speaker 2>Albums are theatrical because Jim is a theatrical person and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm someone who buries their feelings until the absolute worst

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<v Speaker 2>moment and then they all come out. So it's a

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<v Speaker 2>it's a combination. Yes, but we're all safe, that's right,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know we're doing fine. But did we answer

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<v Speaker 2>the question?

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<v Speaker 3>I think lay low, Okay, let it, let it ride,

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<v Speaker 3>and just go and have a good time at the wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think you'll be fine. That's my I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>I think maybe look into your unresolved issues where you

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<v Speaker 3>judge everyone. I know some very strong opinions about people

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<v Speaker 3>in your family.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, take a ride to New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that I actually do think if you're I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think bridle shower is like mid tier obligation. But three

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<v Speaker 3>hours is also not that long. No, it's a little trip,

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<v Speaker 3>like three hours. If she's in New Jersey, three hours

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<v Speaker 3>from like three hours from where they are in New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 3>You could also still be New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true, you know, Yeah, where is this person coming

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<v Speaker 2>from that it's three hours to New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean they could be coming from the from Greenwich

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<v Speaker 3>Village and it's two hours to get to the Hollandic

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<v Speaker 3>you know. So, I mean, you know what, I think,

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<v Speaker 3>get some clarity for yourself on how you really feel

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<v Speaker 3>about these people. Because if you don't want to drive

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<v Speaker 3>three hours to go to the bridle shower, like maybe

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<v Speaker 3>this whole maybe just go to this wedding and then

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<v Speaker 3>just cut him.

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<v Speaker 2>Off, cut him off for good. I support that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast is about yes, change your number, change your name. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>we answered it perfectly perfect, Chris. I mean, You've given

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<v Speaker 2>me such a thoughtful, beautiful gift. I'm thrilled. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>this is such a rare moment on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so excited to hear how this goes. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe they have a thing where they like shoot a

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<v Speaker 3>video of it. Oh and that could be some bonus content.

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<v Speaker 2>I can at least drag thee there to film me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>some boord.

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<v Speaker 3>French Because you said, Jim wouldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he's in New York.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, Oh you mean you're doing this like soon?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course. This is what happened the next year, stood.

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<v Speaker 3>The open until nine tonight. Just head over there. That's

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<v Speaker 3>admirable because a lot of times I get a gift

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<v Speaker 3>voucher like this and it just sits.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, of course, not this one. This is the

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<v Speaker 2>thrill of a lifetime.

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<v Speaker 3>Excellent.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thank you for being here. I've had such a

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<v Speaker 2>great time. It's been such a blast listener. The podcast

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<v Speaker 2>is over. Hopefully you've learned something or taken something away

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<v Speaker 2>to make your life more meaningful. The show is over.

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<v Speaker 2>Get going, I love you, goodbye. I said No Gifts

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<v Speaker 2>is an exactly right production. It's produced by our dear

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<v Speaker 2>friend Analise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday.

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<v Speaker 2>And we couldn't do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner.

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<v Speaker 2>The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle

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<v Speaker 2>worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>at I said no Gifts, I don't want to hear

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<v Speaker 2>any excuses. That's where you get to see pictures of

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<v Speaker 2>all these gorgeous gifts. I'm getting. And don't you want

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<v Speaker 2>to see pictures of the gifts I invit?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you hear?

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<v Speaker 1>Thun? A man myself perfectly clear? But you're I guessed Tom.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no, guest,

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<v Speaker 1>your presence is presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>So how do you dare to surbey me?