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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Altimy, the one a

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Speaker 1: dish and your host Kevin pollogues that get involved with them.

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Speaker 1: I'll take overheard at a bar for four hundred. Who

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Speaker 1: was the first to say, I'm waxed and double backed

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Speaker 1: and ready for fun? But I digress. Let's meet Archimis

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Speaker 1: show no particular orders. Say hey to Chris Savarado, teacher

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Speaker 1: of future Funny Folks. When was your last trip to Costco?

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Speaker 1: And what did you snack? So my fiance has been

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Speaker 1: out of town. Yep, we usually go to Costco together,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know not to go to Costco. So

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Speaker 1: I went there by myself, not not three days ago.

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Speaker 1: Um Sunny Sunny's and didn't need anything. You mentioned her

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Speaker 1: and he had to bar. Yeah, okay, Well, so what

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Speaker 1: did I get? I got my protein shakes, I got

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Speaker 1: some my granola bars, that's right. I got spinach hummus. Healthy?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Oh? I'm very healthy. I'm very healthy. But

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Speaker 1: I also got I got a little bag of chocolates

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Speaker 1: for me too, A little little sweet treat, A little

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Speaker 1: sweet tree. Which one did you go with? The lint

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Speaker 1: lind Linden's top shelf. I can eat an entire pack

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Speaker 1: of Oreos, or I can just have two fancy ones,

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Speaker 1: two little fancy chocolates. Anything that backs you off eating

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Speaker 1: the whole sleeve of Oreos, that's right, that's right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: looking there, it's Jackie d Ruth, a lady of the

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Speaker 1: Green Wall as a hostess. Do you recall any kitchen disasters? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: um Jackie. I just want to say that I've been

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Speaker 1: I've I've tuned into Jackie's and her husband pats um

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Speaker 1: Live baking challenges, and I recall a couple of disasters

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Speaker 1: there myself. You know, it's been wonderful fun. I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: I are lots of disasters there. And I don't know

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Speaker 1: why I thought that you were meaning Kevin and as

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Speaker 1: if I don't know if you know this about me.

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Speaker 1: I thought you meant when I was like a hostess

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Speaker 1: at restaurants in your own home. Okay, because I was

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Speaker 1: at hostess at restaurants, many restaurants, and there were lots

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Speaker 1: of disasters. But I mentioned that, like he really knows me,

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Speaker 1: um oh, at my own house. I guess I'll talk

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Speaker 1: about the baby the baking. Yes, we decided we did

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Speaker 1: the challenge of Um Puff pastry because so many people

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Speaker 1: were like, do puff pastry? Do pup pastry, guys, and

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Speaker 1: so like you know what, they something like that. It's

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Speaker 1: I don't answer anyone's falls, please, and they all said

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Speaker 1: do pastry, and so we did. And it was the

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Speaker 1: biggest mistakes all of our lives. It took ten hours

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Speaker 1: and we're constantly like you're constantly doing ship and so

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden it's ten pm, are baked goods,

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Speaker 1: are finally ready to give to our friend, like to

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Speaker 1: get to our judges, and we haven't had dinner. We're

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Speaker 1: so pissed, and we were like, oh, we'll eat. Pat

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Speaker 1: was making a savory and I was making a sweet

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Speaker 1: and so we were like, oh, we'll eat his will

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Speaker 1: be our dinner. I don't know why he faked his

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Speaker 1: the way that he did. Um he did like a

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Speaker 1: what we're gonna be like cheese torts, but he instead

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Speaker 1: of doing the mini, he did one big fucking thing.

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Speaker 1: But it's so the puff Patie didn't fake, so it

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Speaker 1: was inedible. So we had a bowl of beans. It

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Speaker 1: was so bad. And thank you say hello to a

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Speaker 1: tool saying rarely needs a step stool. First car and

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Speaker 1: what happened to it. I was a Plymouth Horizon only

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Speaker 1: had am radio Manuel hearing. If you don't have Mandel steering,

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Speaker 1: if you don't know this one, you have to really

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Speaker 1: turn the wheel to get a U turn inside. Um.

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Speaker 1: The grill was broken. I one day rebbed it too

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Speaker 1: much and just the transmission gave out it. Revd it.

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Speaker 1: The court will read that back, revd it too much,

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Speaker 1: trying to be cool or something. It wasn't a car

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Speaker 1: to be cool in. But it was handed down from

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Speaker 1: one sister to another sister to me. Um. But that's

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Speaker 1: where I listened to Charles Osgood for a long time.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, big name check at the end. There. Hey

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Speaker 1: there's Mark Gagliarny. Too cool for Jewel to listen to

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Speaker 1: these days. Uh favorite according artists listened to right now.

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Speaker 1: You know what I've been doing is I've been on

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Speaker 1: the news the other day that Broadway was coming back.

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Speaker 1: I busted out some more of the show tunes man,

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Speaker 1: and it had been a while. I was like, you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna listen too. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna pull out the vinyl of Jesus Christ Superstar. I

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Speaker 1: have three different rents I have the video, I have

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Speaker 1: the movie Rent the Broadway cast and oh yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: you gotta get this, and then then the live Fox one,

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Speaker 1: big Rent fan, big Rent fan. Well you chose the

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Speaker 1: right one with j C. It's that the original. Well

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Speaker 1: I do it every Easter, is what I do? Is

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Speaker 1: I listened to that. It's a good Friday listen Jesus

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Speaker 1: Christ Superstar. So that was that pre day of the

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Speaker 1: Broadway announcement. Very very cool. Uh And last, but no

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Speaker 1: more dry towels for you if you think of it's

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer party Dasher, Were you ever the first to

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Speaker 1: arrive at a party in your life? Ever? Always, always, always, always,

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Speaker 1: always you can get the party going, Okay. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand why people go in there like mid stream or

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Speaker 1: at the very end, thing that's gonna spark it up,

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Speaker 1: Like you look, volcano doesn't erupt at the very end,

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Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? It starts, it goes

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Speaker 1: right like it's just sucking. It's like right, were Oh,

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Speaker 1: That's what I do. And a lot of times people

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Speaker 1: I like to go to people's houses and throw a party.

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Speaker 1: So people don't know that I'm throwing a part, but

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Speaker 1: I'm like like, hey, I'm the first guest here. People

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Speaker 1: are coming over, like what's going on? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Happening to my house? Twice? I do remember like bubble

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Speaker 1: up for days and then Tool, Jesus, you had a

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Speaker 1: time to talk. You know what I'm saying, like, well,

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Speaker 1: need to do your car story and ship, dude, leave

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Speaker 1: a tool alone. Man. It's just like it's like, are

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Speaker 1: you crying? All right? Let's do a damn show all

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Speaker 1: we got a new email, please write to us that

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Speaker 1: Alchemy This email at gmail dot com. That's Alchemy. This

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Speaker 1: I've seen one comes from Patroon alcmaniac Hayley Bonds, who

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Speaker 1: wrote I ever one. I'm so pumped for Austin sketch Fest. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we were two and it went super great. Also, Joey

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Speaker 1: talks about his friend Paul Denham and I'd love to

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Speaker 1: hear his origin story m all right, says here your

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Speaker 1: name is, last name is Denim. Do I have that correct? Denham?

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Speaker 1: Like the clothing yeah, m hmm what uh? What the

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Speaker 1: nationality and uh that's what I have? What the word

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Speaker 1: do your people come from? Was there a country behind

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Speaker 1: that name? M okay, yeah, no, I mean origin story origin,

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Speaker 1: got some fanly from Ireland. Excuse me, Storry, Sorry, sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to answer that, Paul, Paul, what do

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Speaker 1: you just signed guessing? Ask them where their people come from?

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Speaker 1: everybody I talked to and listen once. Once you are

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Speaker 1: a close up magician, then you ask all you want.

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Speaker 1: But right now you're sending the guests in to see

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Speaker 1: the magician. Okay, right right, right, right right. I just

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Speaker 1: like I said, I'd like to know something about everybody,

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Speaker 1: like how your your dog? You know it is the

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Speaker 1: greatest dog. Don't bring up like, don't bring that, don't

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Speaker 1: bring up my personal history. No one's personal history is

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Speaker 1: your business anymore. Paul. Okay, okay, okay, okay, sorry Mr Denham,

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Speaker 1: Mr Denham, Yes, my apologies sincerely as well. How many

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Speaker 1: of your party just gonna be me today? So what happened?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me. You don't have to answer that, Paul, Paul,

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Speaker 1: no more information. Oh yeah, just a little Whiskys hour

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Speaker 1: for me, just me and my lonesome. Oh hi, there

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Speaker 1: are you? Are you here by yourself too? I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: to pry, but I I'm here just seeing close up

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Speaker 1: matchup by myself, and I just like to meet people

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Speaker 1: here at the Little Magic Hut. I'm here alone to Sarah.

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Speaker 1: Sarah Jeans, nice to meet. How are you, Deborah Hat?

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Speaker 1: I have to say, I'm living my best life. I

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Speaker 1: recently got divorced and here I am enjoying it all

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Speaker 1: you could just lower your eyes per second, the magician

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Speaker 1: is going to walk to the room and he doesn't

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Speaker 1: want anybody to look at him. Right now, we're just look,

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Speaker 1: we're looking at each other. We're just you. Just lower

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Speaker 1: your eyes because he's about to make an entrance, but

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Speaker 1: he doesn't want to be seen before the show. This

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Speaker 1: is like ancient Egyptian pharaoh's stuff that you can't see him.

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Speaker 1: They field it from my radiance on one second. Your

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Speaker 1: magnificence shield from as I walked through us. Be careful,

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Speaker 1: it's please. Oh my god, my eye, my work, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I hear the sounds of someone in need.

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Speaker 1: What is wrong with your eye? I can't find my

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Speaker 1: eye one moment the magic. Oh my god, my eyes.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm looking at you. I'm so sorry. Show speak on,

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Speaker 1: the show, speak on. I figured get off of me.

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Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know I met to the bartender

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Speaker 1: house and know when the show starts. All right, my eyes,

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Speaker 1: now keep your eyes? Yes, he says, yes. Will you

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Speaker 1: please go back to the front. Will you please go

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Speaker 1: back to the front with Paul? Yes, Paul? Is it training,

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Speaker 1: Paul Harrison, listen up, we're gonna be changed around some

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Speaker 1: sol I'm going to that show. I'm going to the show.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to the show. I'm going to the show. Look,

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Speaker 1: you two are gonna be off of the checking duty.

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Speaker 1: Give you work out actual duty the Tiger ship. How's

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Speaker 1: the wife, by the way, sir, she uh she's still

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Speaker 1: doing okay? You serious? Are you seriously had to remove

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Speaker 1: all her bones? She's not doing well. I'm so so

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Speaker 1: happy to hear she's okay. Though. Yeah, she's stable part

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Speaker 1: of me. Mr Denham, Um, I have here that you

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Speaker 1: are a special guest, and because of that, the magician,

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Speaker 1: his majesty would like to see you in his dressing room. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you were, you were the doman at the front, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I do a lot. Also, before you leave, pick

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Speaker 1: a number? Um, should you be doing magic? Because if

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Speaker 1: you're just funny, you just go ahead and pick a

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Speaker 1: number before you leave. I got, I got one picked,

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Speaker 1: so say, well, that seems like you know. Can you

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Speaker 1: just tell me the number twelve? That's correct? Ok? All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna report this to management. Is that Mr Tannem

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Speaker 1: entering my my dressing room? Yes, yes, it is, your majesty.

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Speaker 1: Right this way, you may kiss this ring that not

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Speaker 1: don't know, the one on the land. Keep kissing, keep kissing,

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Speaker 1: keeping keeping kissing that ring. That's good. I know you

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Speaker 1: all came here to see some amazing magic tonight. I

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Speaker 1: know you all. I think that you're going to see

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Speaker 1: an amazing show from me. Magic. I recently got all

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Speaker 1: the bones from my body removed. And if me being

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Speaker 1: here in front of you tonight isn't magic, then I

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Speaker 1: don't know what is and he bones singing Claire. Look,

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Speaker 1: I pulled all the strings I could. I got you

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Speaker 1: on stage? All right? Are we good? Give me more time?

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Speaker 1: Come on, I didn't even get the finished You just

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Speaker 1: think show no bones? What the hell? And the Magic Star?

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Speaker 1: What show is that? I have more tunes and they

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Speaker 1: have to do with me not having bones? Um take

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Speaker 1: You know, the market's a little lower, Barbies aren't so

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Speaker 1: I'm saying here. Press play? Are you a Werewolf? The

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Speaker 1: Navy Federal Credit Union offers some of the best credits.

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Speaker 1: But what the hell is your deal? Man? I'm the director?

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Speaker 1: Yeah maybe man, Okay, maybe dude. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: This is my show and to continue. Um, I would

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Continue you're saying something about Kano. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: you mean to do better? Sounds bad marker? Nice off sticks, Tommy, sir, camera,

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Speaker 1: what you ask a camera? Right now? It's just sound.

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Speaker 1: And do you know the name of the company, maybe

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Speaker 1: Navy Federal Credit Union. In the first take, that's what

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Speaker 1: All right, action Nivey federal credit union cuts? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm my wife and

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Speaker 1: I are in from Iowa. We never seen a TV

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Speaker 1: show shooting before. What you guys making a commercial? Uh

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Speaker 1: So this lady over here gave suggestions. Are we allowed

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Speaker 1: I think my my wife said she she thinks that

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Speaker 1: more specific Sydney Australia accent, can you do because that

416
00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 1: was more of perth. Also, you should wear an additional hat.

417
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: It's gonna happy. We're gonna be back here watching from here.

418
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: It's so fun. Thank you, Thank you for speaking up.

419
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: All right, let's get back to place this way. We're

420
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: gonna do that again. You got his direction, flying in

421
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: flying in half. We still don't have camera. That's fine,

422
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: we'll do audio again. We'll run it as audio. And

423
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 1: you well, ma'am, I'm looking at the house. Structurally, this

424
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: is unsafe, you know, do you want to buy it?

425
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 1: Is it unsafe as a dream. Nightmare. It's a nightmare.

426
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: Is it a turtle shell? Or is it an underground sewer? Daddy, please, Daddy,

427
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: you said you'd bough me something. Well, I mean we

428
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: just kind of stumbled upon this real estate agent. I

429
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: was thinking of, like I scream or something. This is

430
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: a multimillion dollar investment, so this is this is a

431
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: big junkle change here. Well, you're never around, so I

432
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: figured this might make up for it. God, damn, what

433
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: the hell are you saying? Sarious ass? Are you stay here? Man?

434
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: You can stay? You stay here? She shouldn't be here

435
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: when we're talking about something personal. Where are you when

436
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: I'm working? What are you doing? What are you doing? Snacks?

437
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: What the where's my gift? Huh? Oh you don't go.

438
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: Yeah you don't know. I don't know. Yeah, you don't know.

439
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: But I was supposed to go. This is three million dollars.

440
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: Welcome to Daddy's snack shop. What can I get you folks? Yeah,

441
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: this is the FBI. We're gonna have to shut this store. Now,

442
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to shut it down. Oh my god,

443
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: is this like one of those practical joke shows? What's

444
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,479
Speaker 1: gonna do? You have a badge or something, we can

445
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: look at you go and there it is. You just

446
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: take it all, boys, take it all. I mean I

447
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: just worked here. But yeah, well you're gonna get the

448
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: harshest punishment out there. I'm here to look for it.

449
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: Oh nevern, my y'all. Have a good day, good day, Okay,

450
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: just need your John Hancock here and here. Congratulations on

451
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: the purchase. By the way, it's beautiful home. Very excited

452
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: for you. I was supposed to sell it, but I can't,

453
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: right and oh no, it's sold and it belongs to you,

454
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: all right, so you're you're all set. We're gonna have

455
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: a set of keys. It's a sixty year fixed, sixty

456
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 1: year fixed mortgage. Sixty year sixty I mean, listen, your

457
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: credit score sort of suggested that we go the sixty years. Yeah,

458
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: and so congratulations for sure, thank you. I imagine most

459
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: people will be shocked to get even a sixty year

460
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: at long. So and look, you're aimants are only six

461
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: thousand a month, so that's not bad, all right. I

462
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: mean it's a big house. It's really big. I'm all

463
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 1: alone in my dream house. No one laying with me.

464
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: You've heard of now that I called that music one too.

465
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: Now now I call that music twenty four if it's out.

466
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: So here's all the hits on it. If you want

467
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: to love yourself, love that's not other songs on it.

468
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: Here's another song for the summertime. No one get hurt, no, no,

469
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: no one get hurt. You and love. So here's the

470
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: thing you can play with your partner. I sucked, you sucked,

471
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: we hugged. We the hell is this? This is the

472
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: gift you give me? Un sucked? I sucked? The hell

473
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: is this? Danny? You say you don't got gifts. I

474
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: get you a gift. Now? What is the name of

475
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: the CD? Now? Now? This is all the music that

476
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: I got Now but that he listen is? What do

477
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: you mean? It's just not working out for It's just

478
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: not working out for you. We're gonna have to separate,

479
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: all right. This feels like they're breaking up. We should

480
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: see other people. You should have another follower. I should

481
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: have another song. I hear you, d okay, little man,

482
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,719
Speaker 1: Let's see if we can't find you the right match

483
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: here on. Don't you tell me a little bit about

484
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: yourself and what sort of I could say? Freeze? You're

485
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: under arrest, scum bag, you're under arrest. Okay, yeah, I'm

486
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: a kid, but I'm also undercover. Can't You can't set

487
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: up a matching service for your underage children. It just

488
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: doesn't work that way. Smile. You're on camera. Actually camera's

489
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: not here. We we just have sounds. Are you? Are

490
00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: you the director? No? No, no, I'm hey. I'm just

491
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: the boom guy. Man. I'm not trying to but I'm

492
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: not trying to step any chiels. But if we're giving

493
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: for giving it, you know, thoughts, maybe you could do

494
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: the whole thing again in a Sydney accent. That's genius.

495
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,479
Speaker 1: It's genius. I didn't think of it. Uh kid, roll

496
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 1: it again. That's gonna be that's gonna be quite impossible

497
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: for me. No, no, it's gonna be great. Unhandcuffed Barbie.

498
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: Dr Barbie? Huh Dr Barbie? Dr Barbie? Do I have

499
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 1: to do that at home? Dr Barbie? At home? Did

500
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: I go to eight years of school? Am I a doctor?

501
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: I mean I paid the cash. The least you could

502
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: do is use the name your doctor of physics. Yeah,

503
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: you're a medical doctors? Still doctor? Doctor? Okay, okay, you

504
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: know what called me doctor? That would be inaccurate. I

505
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: couldn't even call you magna, come loud, ken, I couldn't

506
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: even do that because I'm not that loud. I'm not

507
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: made a magma. That's not that Look, if you're a doctor,

508
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: then I'm a doctor too. All right, that's just the

509
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 1: rule of the house. Did you have something to say

510
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: to me? Excuse me? Let me get the door. All right. Yeah,

511
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: I was told I was put in a sauna and

512
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: the elevator m h. I was told to put it

513
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: this way. All right, Hi, welcome to my house. Are

514
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: you here to work on it? Aren't you here to

515
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:34,760
Speaker 1: work on it? Excuse me? You know that other people voice?

516
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: You know? Because show me where the elevators. I'll get

517
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 1: to work, please, he boss. Maybe we should come back

518
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,879
Speaker 1: another time. These folks seem to be fatting. It sounds

519
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: like the fighting boss. Once we start to work, they

520
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 1: gotta pay us. We stay in work. Hold on, wait

521
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: all right now, stop stop chuck. I said you could

522
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: play with me, But why are you going to bring

523
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 1: in three additional workers to the house. Okay, I already

524
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: have kennem Barbie. They're arguing over who's the doctor. That

525
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: makes sense, But then all of a sudden Okay, one

526
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: one sauna workers. Fine, you're part two additional assistance. Well,

527
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: look at this house. It's missing a whole side. You

528
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: can just grab the side of the house and the

529
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 1: whole thing swings open. You're probably gonna need some additional

530
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: workers to get that short up. You're right, you know what,

531
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: You're right. Okay, let's carry on. So Okay, I put

532
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: the ken here, I are we here, you go here.

533
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,879
Speaker 1: I got these guys are on their union break over here.

534
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: I got a problem. I have a problem by me. Okay,

535
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: I can drink whenever I want. I'm fine, Okay, I'm fine.

536
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: You think that just because you can't ingest you can

537
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 1: drink any time that you want. It's still a problem

538
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: for me. It might not be a problem for you.

539
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: Could you please actually put that light inside of the

540
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 1: elevator that they do that I told you, Sindy can

541
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: ask you a question. Yeah, your parents having trouble. You're

542
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: laying rather aggressively, Yeah, Chuck, they are, Okay, just checking.

543
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: I'll be over here on the union break and moving

544
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 1: this stuff up into the sonator to scene to everyone.

545
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,879
Speaker 1: See three comes from Patron v I P. Jake Bert

546
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 1: who wrote I just read an article about how Paris

547
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: Hilton is obsessed with cryptocurrency and n f T s.

548
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: She's even named her new pets crypto and eat them.

549
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 1: I think the scene suggestion could just be boiled down

550
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: to Paris Hilton is obsessed with crypto? Does that work? Jane?

551
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: Very on me to put the dogs and they go

552
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,720
Speaker 1: to the backyard. There was a house of the dogs.

553
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: Put them right up my pussy them their mind. They're

554
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: my children there, my fur babies right right up there.

555
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: That a good. That's fitty dogs. Good. I think I'm

556
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: not personally trained to insert dogs into humans. And then

557
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 1: you can leave and I'm gonna find someone who can

558
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:15,399
Speaker 1: Paris Paris for a second. Yeah, okay, I've been looking

559
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:19,760
Speaker 1: at your monthly statements here all right, and it seems

560
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: you've been spending a little more time online. Is that true? Absolutely?

561
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: I love the Internet. I Paris, Come on, what is

562
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: it when I see you as just investing in cryptocurrency? No? No, no, no, no, okay,

563
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 1: we're the Hiltons. We deal with dogs. Daddy, stop trying

564
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: to tell me what to do. I am in my thirties.

565
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 1: You cannot role me anymore. I have money that isn't

566
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 1: even money, it's just zeros and ones. You know nothing. Now,

567
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: can you please find me someone who can stuff the dogs? No,

568
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: miss Hilton, I gotta tell you, it is such a

569
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: pleasure to have you here. Um, this is a coffee

570
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: being because we don't have actual office buildings, because that's

571
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: very archaic. You understand what I'm saying right, absolutely, honestly.

572
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 1: The only thing that was confusing to me was where's

573
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: the tea leaf? Hmm. Yeah. Well it's questions like that

574
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: that are gonna break ground in this new era of fungibles.

575
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Harrison, Harrison, give me one give me one second. Okay,

576
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: what are you doing? The bathrooms and the shiitter they

577
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 1: need to get cleaned down. Then we gotta don't I

578
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: get a break? Don't I got a break? Break? I

579
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: can work at my side. Hustle you had when you

580
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: came in thirty minutes late, that was your break. You're

581
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 1: acting so fucking fungible right now, Todd, what did you

582
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: say to me? Excuse me? Now, where where are we,

583
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: Miss Hilton? You've come to the right place. I have

584
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: a long history of putting things up people's pussy, So

585
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: there's a short list. Tesla, a Volkswagen bug, a pillow,

586
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: Teddy rucksmen, bear, that's not a car, Barbie House, the

587
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: Kent House, the Barbie Malibu. I put in a sheep. Uh,

588
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 1: that's just one. It's just the same as plural. So

589
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: that's why it's confusing. Um A ram Dodge, Ram ram truck. Hemmy,

590
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: it's just the engine of the ram truck. So I

591
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: could go on and on. We have pages. Yeah, I

592
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: mean I got sheep's galore, So take your pick. I

593
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: just need one. I need one sheet, can buy just one?

594
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 1: I got sheeps. I understand if I said I want

595
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 1: to buy a sheep and I didn't want you to

596
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: think it was plural. I just wanted sound of it.

597
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: Ain't gotten this, it ain't plural. Man, take me so

598
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: I can buy one? Can I buy that one the

599
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: right back there? Man? It over here? Man? Do you

600
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: want here? I got a lot of shapes. Yeah, I know,

601
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: I want that one back there. One that's kind of

602
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: staring at What do you mean? Man? What are you

603
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: talking about? Do you think that any word that doesn't

604
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: have an ass is blow? What are you trying to say?

605
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: I'd just like to buy that sheep and leave. Is

606
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 1: I supposed to be many sheep? Excuse me? Huh? Are you?

607
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: Are you in toxicated? You? Okay, so that I got

608
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 1: an ivy drip of whiskey sour, blow your mind, just drink. Okay, okay, Pairs,

609
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: explain to us again where all your money went? Okay,

610
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 1: I am your accountant. I'm not a magician, for goodness sake,

611
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: I don't work at the magic hut. Okay, I can

612
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: just make money appear. Where is all of it gone?

613
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: I took my cash, I invested it into some mutual funds,

614
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: some index funds, and then that that's just some of it.

615
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: The majority is actually invested into cryptocurrency and n f

616
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: T s. Now, these are a new online thing. I'm

617
00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: also really into this guy behind you. Who's this guy? Who?

618
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: This guy here? This guy right here with the phone

619
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: in his hand. Every time my tweet, Paris buys it,

620
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: watch this bullshit and tweet Hey Paris, you want another

621
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: non fungible token. You're gonna have this tweet for five

622
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 1: thou dollars fault. Oh my god. Okay, we can't do this, Paris.

623
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 1: We can't do this. I can do literally anything. I

624
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:29,439
Speaker 1: birthed my own dogs. I can do this currently show

625
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: you're currently showing Louis. I don't know what's going on,

626
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: but you, my friend, are in charge of Paris's finances,

627
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,919
Speaker 1: are you not? Yes? That's correct. And everything I'm seeing

628
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: is the exact homicet of someone who should be in

629
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: control of someone's finances. Correct, Yes, Mr Helton, that is correct.

630
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: And if that was the case, that you were in

631
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: fact in charge of my daughter's finances, an individual who

632
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 1: I love so much, and that person who is supposed

633
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: to be in charge of that person was you, do

634
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: you think that I would be upset? Is that correct?

635
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I lost? Is that correct? Yes, sir? Yes? Yes? Yes?

636
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: Or no, sir, I understand what you're getting. If you

637
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,240
Speaker 1: could just put on these VR goggless for one second

638
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 1: where all of Paris's money has gone now in your mouth, sir,

639
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: you're no. You can see paris Is virtual museum right now.

640
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 1: Virtual museum? You mean a museum that's virtual. Ah, let's

641
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: check it out your mouth. It's a completely valid way

642
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: to invest your money. It's top shot, and a lot

643
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: of people are doing it. I paid seven thousand dollars

644
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: for one the other day, it's just as black. I

645
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 1: can then trade it the right shoot you off the stratosphere.

646
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: It looks like you're gonna fly off the stratosphere in Vegas.

647
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 1: And the tough shot you bought that ride. I've bought

648
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: that ride, and I can then trade it later for

649
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: more money. This is how investing is. You buy when

650
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 1: it's low, you sell when it's high. Everyone talks to

651
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 1: me like I'm some kind of fucking idiot, And let

652
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: me tell you, you all are idiots because you all

653
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: motherfucker's yes. Can you just pull the sheep out and

654
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: stop talking so much? We're worried for her health safety.

655
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I can hear you, and the whole point

656
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: of stuffing it up there so that I can birth it,

657
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 1: so that I not so someone can rip it out

658
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: of me, so that I can birth it. Because it

659
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: is a fact that when something comes out of your body,

660
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: you are more in tune with it, and you're more

661
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: bonded with it. And when I want to have an animal,

662
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: I want to have a life partner, and the only

663
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: way to get that bond is to put it up

664
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: ground and take it out. I'd like to give you.

665
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 1: I would like my money on the sheep. Man, wait,

666
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: man are you talking about? Man? What what are you

667
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: talking about? And my money back on this sheep. I

668
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: can tell right now that sheep has been birthed. You

669
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: ain't getting your money back all you ain't gonna happen.

670
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: There's nothing in your policy that says you can't buy

671
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: something is within fifteen days fifteen day policy. I like

672
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 1: my money back. You can just read the bold print.

673
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: Read the bold print. It says no smoking, don't eat

674
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: chocolates in front of me. I like with excuse me, sir,

675
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: with the necklace? What is it? What do you want?

676
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: I was just right look tweets and making some okay, Parish,

677
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,320
Speaker 1: I know, I know, and listen listen. Yeah, I need you.

678
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: I need you to stop. Okay. You are draining her okay,

679
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: and that's having an effect on me and my and

680
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: what it is. I do you understand? Oh you're that

681
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: accountant daunt you? Yes. I didn't recognize you without your

682
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: glasses on. Is why I don't recognize people when they

683
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 1: don't have put your glasses on. I don't put your

684
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: asses on. Okay, Hey, he put his glasses on and

685
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: tweet Paris, Okay, do you feel good about yourself, sir, Yeah,

686
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: I feel great about myself. Are you kidding me? Look

687
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:18,439
Speaker 1: at this necklace. Have you ever seen a bigger necklace? No? Yeah,

688
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: it's the world's largest necklace. I bought it from alright,

689
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: So just so we're clear, this is the world's largest necklace.

690
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: You're alright. Let's go put your heads up, sick oh,

691
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: put your hands up, sicko doing your worlds and the

692
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 1: largest that's fucking guy here, let's go everything. I want everything.

693
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: You gotta arrest this guy. So you're just a big

694
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 1: time NFT seller. Huh. I used to be married. It

695
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: wasn't married anymore. I'm not married anymore. So that's a

696
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: weird last name. You got, hat Sarah. Yeah, that's strange. Well,

697
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: it's a family name, so maybe I'm part of the

698
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: family that owns hats. Never think about that nine never

699
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: have Yeah. Yeah, and I know what you're thinking. My

700
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: right eye looks fake, but it's actually my eye. It

701
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: was popped out by a magician and then popped right

702
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: back in. W m hmm. That's uh. I'm sorry, I

703
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: get a little lost. I don't know which one to

704
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 1: look at. Sorry, why don't you just look at my

705
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: forehead ready, between my eyes. I don't know which one, Paul,

706
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: where's Mr Denim? Where's Mr Denim? Paul? Mr Denham? He

707
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: was no, he works at he works at a counter

708
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: now selling dry goods? Are so okay? I need you

709
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 1: to make a call the biggest celebrity. You know. We

710
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 1: gotta get somebody here now. I don't care who it is.

711
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: I know you've got a roll index, Paul, I do

712
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 1: I do? I know exactly who to call. Okay, how

713
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: soon do you need him? Now? Now? Can I show? Okay, Okay, okay,

714
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 1: ball whatever you're doing, stop it right now. I just

715
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: second ring. Put that phone out of your part. Paris.

716
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: Who's calling you? It's my buddy, Paul. I have to

717
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 1: see what he's up to. Maybe I'll go okay, I'll

718
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:28,359
Speaker 1: try to face time. Okay, Paris, Hey listen, I can't

719
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: talk right now, but I need to talk to you.

720
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: What are you doing later tonight? I'm fucking selling. I'm

721
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: buying and I'm buying. I'm selling. You know that's my like.

722
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: You're the best. I love you, I love talking with you.

723
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna pull something out of you later tonight, I

724
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: promise all right, come on in, come on in and

725
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: kiss my ring, kiss it, kiss the rings. I'm sorry.

726
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: My buddy told me that I just had to come in,

727
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: pretend like I get chopped in half on stage, and

728
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: then I get to go home. He said, we'll start

729
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: as soon as you kissed the rings. Oh there it is, Claire.

730
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: I don't Claire, I don't know what to tell you. Okay,

731
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton is crushing her right now. Okay, she's got magic.

732
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: She knows how to sing and dance. Well, I can't

733
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: use you, Claire. I know how to I know how

734
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: to sing, and you won't believe it because of the

735
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: whole no bones thing. But I can't dance. I can

736
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 1: still do this. I got it in here. Come on, hi,

737
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 1: I can do it on the Lady with No Bones sings.

738
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: It's her bonume. Two of songs coming up soon. It's

739
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: gonna have hits like Hi, Hey, I can do it.

740
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're driving you you want to hear some fun

741
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:57,439
Speaker 1: music like m zim jim. Come into my boom boom,

742
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: let's go to the room room. It's back and buck

743
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 1: the hell? What is this? No? Not? What is she?

744
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: Listen to me? This is not one of the weirdest

745
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: gifts I ever got, Daddy, Daddy, No, not only did

746
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 1: I bring you the music, but I prid you the

747
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: artist and this wheelbarrow? What she? Wait? Wait? Wait? What

748
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: if I give you the world's biggest necklace? Yeah, I'm listening,

749
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: all right, All you got it? Well, you mean you

750
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: want to buy my necklace off of me? This is

751
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,919
Speaker 1: the world's biggest necklace. Nobody buys his necklace off of me. Look,

752
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: you want another world's biggest necklace. I'm sure they made more, Slam.

753
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 1: What what is it? Still this? I'm not gonna open

754
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 1: this door if it's the same person still outside, now

755
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: tell me, is it the same person that just asked

756
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: me to sell them my prize possession. They're not saying anything.

757
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: Maybe I should open the door and see that's son

758
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: of it? It is you Slam looking for a necklace,

759
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: That's what I hear. I get things, all right, I

760
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: got a vast network. You just tell me what you're

761
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: looking for, and I make it happens. Sir, sir, I'm

762
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: looking for a special necklace, maybe a necklace that You're

763
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: not a cop? Are you no? Because I deal and

764
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: stolen goods, so could you steal a necklace from inside

765
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 1: of a woman, and I can give that to my

766
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 1: poppy happy dad father. Drug You don't do you have

767
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: a good father favor in your life. I'm trying. I'm

768
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: working on that, sir. I'm working on that right now

769
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 1: as we speak. If you could pull a necklace out

770
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: of it another human being and I could give that

771
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: to my father, that my man, no relationship. I do

772
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: know a man who keeps the necklace in his buttocks.

773
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 1: Is that what you're looking like? If it's got a

774
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:06,479
Speaker 1: little smell on it, well, that still work. I gotta

775
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 1: get going. Thank you someone town. It's a really nice necklace.

776
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: But my eyes are going crazy. I don't know what

777
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: it is, but my eyes are just we're good. I

778
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 1: can't see you to hug yet, I can't find you.

779
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: You're just crying, Daddy. You're just crying. Kid. I don't

780
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: feel so good. I don't know what it is. But

781
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 1: I never told you I'm definitely allergic to ship. Why

782
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: would you tell me that now, Daddy? I love your son.

783
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never told you before. I want

784
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: to give you something someone, Yeah, okay, I'm listening. You

785
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,959
Speaker 1: know what was it? What you want to distract someone

786
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: who about someone coming back, but they're recording it on

787
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,240
Speaker 1: their phone. They call I can sell with this, daddy.

788
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: I just want to tell you and tweet that's our show.

789
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: Half of my happiness is draining out of my nose. Right,

790
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: all right, let's thank our alchemists so very very very

791
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 1: very much, starting with Jackie d Ruthie. I hope you

792
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: the rest of your birthday week turns out as spectacular,

793
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: and thank you so much for joining us. Thank you,

794
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. It's always so fun. Yeah. Yeah,

795
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm it's my birthday week and I'm living it up

796
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: and I'm at Jackie Druthy on on the socials. That's

797
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: where I'm perfect perfect. Thankank you, Mark Gagard, goodness gracious,

798
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 1: so good to see you guys. This always is a delight. Yeah,

799
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: and happy two weeks past your birthday. Thanks. It's I'm

800
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: having a very merry on birthday. Yeah, and to to

801
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: to all of you as well, a very merry on birthday.

802
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: They're more adventure hours. Yeah, we're doing We've got another

803
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: thrilling adventure our show coming up. I think we're doing

804
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 1: another show and tell show, which is what we are

805
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: on the cast of The Thrilling Adventure. Our breaks out

806
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: our old clips from when we were just starting out

807
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: or child actors or in high school doing plays. So

808
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 1: that's on June tenth. I believe we're gonna be doing

809
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 1: that at our gags and it'll be it'll be post,

810
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: it'll be up there, all right. Thank you so much

811
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: again a tool sing you as well. My goodness, thank you. Thanks.

812
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: I left a lot that was that was fun, that

813
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 1: was so much. Yeah, thank you at a tool time

814
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: is my socials? Uh and yeah, you can follow me

815
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: there and see what I'm up to. Fantastic Chrisofer, I

816
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: don't thank you as always. Two things. One, Kevin Pollock,

817
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: I love you so much, but I mean it's gotta

818
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 1: say that I love you never fucking dream you're one

819
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 1: of my best friends, all right, right at to Mark,

820
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: I said, it's the last time you're here. I love

821
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 1: that your actual home looks like a zoom back and

822
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:10,320
Speaker 1: it's such a compliment to your home because that's I

823
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: just love that. So again, you can hear this or

824
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: you can see this if you're a Patreon supporter. Is

825
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,399
Speaker 1: that correct? Excellent point. Thank you for pointing that out.

826
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Speaker 1: The video only available to the patron subscribers. Yes, nicely done,

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Speaker 1: Thank you for having me and everyone else who's here

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Speaker 1: each other, and um, we love you and thank you.

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