WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: “Experience” a Plunger 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:01.440 Kutbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.360 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:18.360 Wow. 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:22.280 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:29.400 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:34.200 In the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:37.479 Mahler and Danny g Radio And a happy Saturday to 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:41.600 you as we continue our mark just the final Saturday 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:44.280 show of twenty twenty fours. 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:47.320 We bit a do to the year here Danny, We're 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:49.840 back at it and old football later. 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:53.840 Today is the NFL every day except yesterday. 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:57.319 There is at NFL on Wednesday, NFL on Thursday, and 0:00:57.360 --> 0:01:00.640 then James today and obviously tomorrow and and Monday. 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:03.440 Every single day. A little football for you. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:06.240 Too much for me because I just want to know 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:09.960 when the draft is. Oh God, no, no, you don't know, 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:13.560 but I don't know. I don't. I gotta thank you, Ben, because, 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:15.920 like a lot of Raider fans, I was a little 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:20.720 upset when the Raiders beat the hapless Jags. But then 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:23.880 I heard you on your Overnight show, not only to 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:28.120 Raider fans, but to Cowboy fans, saying, don't worry about 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.679 the stupid draft, and so I haven't been. I haven't 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:33.000 been worrying about it ever since I heard your monologue. 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:34.160 That's why I did it. 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:36.800 It's an act of public service to the community. 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:38.840 It annoys me so much. 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:45.120 I learned as a Clipper fan growing up when the 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:46.840 Clippers were you know, I was a young guy and 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:51.280 they were drafting in the top three seemingly every single year. 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.520 What's wrong with your Clippers? 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:56.760 And every year I got suckered in that this player 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:58.600 was going to be great, that player is gonna be great, 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:04.200 all this stuff and burned time after time. And if 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.800 you're if you know what you're doing, you'll get a 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:09.440 good player. It doesn't matter. You don't have to be 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:11.920 drafting at the very top of the draft. Look at 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:16.000 the Chicago Bears. The Bears are a great example. They thought. 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.280 We had guys in Chicago on the Overnight show that 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.760 we're telling me, oh my god, the Bears will arrived finally. 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:23.120 At waited my entire life. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.040 I wasn't I was I wasn't even alive or I 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:27.720 was a child when the Bears won in the eighties. 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:31.680 And now they've got Caleb Williams. They loaded up the 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:35.720 wide receiver room, the team is ready to go, and 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:39.240 they suck and Kayla Williams has gone was it nine 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:42.560 straight games without thrun interception? They've lost all nine games. 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:47.400 He's not good. He's a garbage time player. And you know, 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:49.640 down the board. But the Bears thought they because they 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:53.560 got the number one pick, they and they hornswaggled Carolina 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:56.400 the year before with Bryce Young, who's now Bryce Young's 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:59.720 at least turned out to be average, which kayleb Williams 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:02.640 is average. I think they have the same record, the 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:06.280 Bears and the Panthers. But no, I've never been someone 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:09.720 that buys into the dogma of the draft. And as 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.320 you know, Nanny, we will spend once the Super Bowl 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:15.040 ends in mid February, will have a little bit of 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:18.040 free agency in the NFL, and then from that point 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:21.440 until the end of April, it's all NFL Draft all 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:21.919 the time. 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.519 Yeah, something tells me that people would rather talk NFL 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.880 Draft than the NBA. Right now, the NBA is brutal 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.120 man oh me. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:35.440 It's not gonna it didn't break quick. So it's been 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:38.920 several years coming to where we are right now. Anyway, 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:42.800 on this edition of the Fifth Hour, we have the 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:48.240 Cookie Monster returns moving like a sloth, clogged up, and 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:52.720 the phrase of the week. All of that and more 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:56.800 for the price of admission, which is absolutely nothing. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.840 Yeah. I can't believe we are working this weekend. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.520 I know, I know a bit is you do a 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:03.640 show this weekend. 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:08.800 But here we are radio troopers, yes, professionals, no time 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.320 off other than the company mandate. You know, the company 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:13.520 does mandate, dany we take a little time now and again, 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:16.560 but other than that, they don't force us to do 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:17.240 this podcast. 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:18.480 This is an act of love. 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:22.000 This is clearly that or we only get paid if 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:22.960 we do the podcast. 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:24.320 Either one of those things. 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:28.479 So I want to be doing this last weekend prior 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:32.279 to Christmas in the start of Hanukkah was the Malor 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:35.840 Family Holiday Party, not to be confused with the Ugly 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:39.320 Sweater Party, which is a totally separate, standalone event. This 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:44.560 is only for family and select few friends that are 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:47.159 invited to the Malor Family Party. 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:50.480 This is when the really good Kirklnd brand liquor comes out. 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:53.119 This is this is when all the liquor that didn't 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:55.960 get consumed at the last party is put back out 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:56.760 on the table. 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:00.440 But the food has to be totally different. The food 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:01.320 has to be totally diving. 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:04.720 So the whole menu changes for the Malar family party 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:10.320 and a lot of bake goods, a lot of bake goods, 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:16.600 complete chaos. This is kids, my cousins, my nephews, my nieces. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:19.880 They're all hanging out and they expect a certain amount 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.719 of junk food at the Malor family party. So we 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:29.320 loaded up and I was baking. It was like a 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:31.440 family convention of cookie monsters. 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:37.279 Cookies I made. Let's see, I had the gingerbread cookies. 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:41.240 We had oatmeal raisin, gluten free oatmeal raisin for the 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:44.480 people in the family that are worried about the gluten, 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:49.280 so I had gluten free oatmeal raisin. We had chocolate chip. 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:52.880 We added to the menu this year something the cookie monster. 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:58.800 We had chocolate chip, but eminem chocolate chip, which is 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.080 another flavor, crank up a couple of notches. 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:02.320 So we had that going. 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:05.320 And then since it's the holidays, we had to make 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:09.040 holiday chocolates. So I ended up making these chocolates for 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:12.120 the Holly, had some Honoka chocolates, had some Christmas. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:13.760 Chocolates, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:16.520 Ended up going to bed. 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:20.160 This is leading into the part of the parties on 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:24.000 last Saturday, so a week ago, and I think I 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:26.920 went to bed by the time the final batch well, 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:30.320 and I made brownies too, made some and we used 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:31.560 your family recipe, Danny. 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:35.279 It was Geara Deelli Ghiaradeli brownies, which are ridiculous. 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:38.160 Still reasonably priced, by the way, my grandpa made sure 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:38.360 of it. 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:41.280 Well, it's nice of you and the Ghiadelli family there 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:45.200 to do that, and very simple to make and delicious. 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.880 I just add a few extra chocolate chips and they're 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:49.920 just just wonderful. 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:50.600 So made that. 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:52.640 By the time I got done, the final batch came 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:56.920 out of the oven, probably six seven in the morning. 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:00.880 So I was up all night slaving a to make 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:05.120 cookie monster happy. And then the party happened and everyth 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:05.560 looked great. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:07.280 We had all these food was all laid out. 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:09.720 It was wonderful, but a lot of it. 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:12.240 Didn't even get eaten, which really annoyed me. I was like, well, 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.600 I could have gone to bed like four hours earlier. 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:17.920 But it looked good. And as you know, Dany, it's 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:21.760 all about presentation. It really is all about presentation. The 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:24.680 presentation was there. The kids were happy. They all were 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:27.920 high as a kite bouncing around, and we had a 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:31.040 little cornhole action. The kids were playing corn hole, one 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:36.040 of the great games of all time. Who corn Hole 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:41.680 is the outdoor version of ski ball, which I dominated 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.480 back in the day at Chuck e Cheese. I was 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:47.760 the king of the ski ball at Chuck e Cheese. 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:50.720 And I did go somewhat reason. I went to Dave 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:53.920 and Busters and they have a couple of ski ball 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:57.080 machines at the Dave and Busters near where we live, 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:58.960 and so I went in there, did a little ski 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:01.200 ball action and was great. But that we had the 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:03.840 corn whole thing going on, and it was It was 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:06.480 a lot of fun, so good times, a lot of trash. 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:09.520 The cops were not called, unlike the mal or Ugly 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:12.800 Sweater party. The cops were not called, probably because alf 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:16.040 and Birddog were not there. If they had been there, Danny, 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:19.840 the cops would have shown up. Yes, one hundred percent. 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:22.600 But it was a good time had by all, and 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:24.960 I got to try to cook a little less or 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:27.680 bake a little less for these things. I always go 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:31.440 over the top and people end up taking boxes of 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:34.839 cookies home, which is fine, But the whole point was 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.640 like cook for the party and baked for the party 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:39.480 and all that. And and the day after the party 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:42.640 was laying around. I was kind of moving like a 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:44.640 sloth the day after the party, Danny, you. 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.199 Know, I was kind of moving around really slowly the 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:47.800 day after. 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:51.160 I think a lot of people are sloth right now 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:53.719 this part of the year. And then, you know, we 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:56.880 talk about it with all the stupid New Year's resolutions. 0:08:57.480 --> 0:09:00.040 The gym is packed for a month and then and 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:03.720 people continue to pay for months on end at these gyms, 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:06.760 but they stopped going three weeks into the new year. 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:10.360 It's a tradition, unlike unlike any other. 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:13.600 Yeah, it's everyone and you know, the new people at 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.760 the gym because they get The women get all dulled 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:17.280 up to go to the gym, right, they have all 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:19.520 their new workout clothes and all that. Even the guys 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:22.440 have the new workout clothes that their wives got them 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:26.280 or whatever. And yeah, bybe, I would say, by Martin 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:30.960 Luther King day at the latest. The new people, ninety 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.480 five percent of them are gone. It's a great hustle. 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:34.760 It's a great hustle by the gym. 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:37.719 Yeah, yeah, you know what, Ben, I gotta do some 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:41.360 cardio though I cut out most sugar from my diet. 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:46.760 What's kind of taken over? Are carbs harb crazy? It's 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:52.000 dead sack shit. Oh, I noticed it this past weekend. 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:54.880 I told you how I took the family to San 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:59.080 Diego to celebrate the holiday break. It was a fun time, 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:05.520 setting time getting to the city of San Diego. Usually, 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:08.679 what with traffic, it could be a four hour adventure. 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:09.160 Yeah. 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:11.680 Normally it's slow and then it picks up a little 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:14.480 bit and then you get down to San Clemente. The 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:18.200 Santa Nofree reacted the nuclear reactor and it's the. 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:19.000 Two big boobs. 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:21.559 Yeah. This gridlock, absolute gridlock. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:26.200 It didn't stop once. Got to San Diego in an 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:28.320 hour and forty five minutes. 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:30.040 Wow, that is awesome. 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:32.439 Since I was a little kid, we've been going down 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:34.480 to the San Diego Zoo and to visit that city. 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.480 I have never made it to San Diego that fast before. 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:38.440 What happened? 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:40.800 Was it just the holiday people? Usually I'm a holiday, 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:42.080 people still go to San Diego. 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.200 We left in the morning and it was a couple 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:48.839 of days before Christmas, so people just were not on 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:51.319 the road, and it felt like COVID traffic. 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:53.719 As we have talked about on this podcast. I love 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.240 San Diego. I worked in San Diego. I have friends 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:59.319 in San Diego. I don't go to San Diego because 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.199 it takes too long to get to San Diego. And 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:05.360 if I could get there quicker, and I live much 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:09.000 further south than you do, Danny, much further south, Man, 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:12.320 I would absolutely go to San Diego much more often, 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:13.000 but I just not. 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:13.520 I can't. 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:16.480 Yeah, that's exactly what Brenda said. She was like, Man, 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:18.880 if we could get here all the time like this, 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:22.000 we'd come here way more often. The kids love Sea 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:25.040 World because of the new roller coasters there, so we 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:28.600 got to the park earlier than we expected. They ran 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:32.080 around and got on roller coasters, and we took coded 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:34.800 to all the exhibits and he saw the dolphins doing 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:38.920 the tricks. You started by saying people are moving like 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:43.240 sloths this time of the year. We actually saw the 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:47.800 you have to pay a little extra to hold the sloth. 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:52.319 It's like a sloth experience. But Brenda sniffed out where 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.520 they keep the sloth hid it in the back, and 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.959 so we go back there and she's freaking out and 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:00.520 I'm looking at her and I'm like, yeah, I get 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:02.599 why you like it, but because she has like a 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:06.520 stuffed animal version. But they move in slow motion, I 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:08.920 don't know for me and you, they're not that exciting, 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.320 but I guess the girls think that they're cuddly. 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:12.160 Well. Yeah. 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:14.640 The other thing about that, though, too, Danny, is the 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.959 the you mentioned the word, which is the number one 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:20.720 word of the last couple of years in business. 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:23.599 You can do anything you want if you put that 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:25.480 word after what you're doing. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:29.839 The word is experience. Right, Yes, this was never when 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.560 we were kids. It was never an experience. You were 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:37.440 just doing stuff. But now it's an experience. And so yeah, 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:39.120 I got to pay a little extra. It's like a 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:42.120 little add on bonus, this attack on fee for the 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:49.800 experience I live with the sloths. Mocky Bulldog is like 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:53.679 a sloth. She's like a rhino sloth, moves very slowly, 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:56.360 so lazy. She will not even turn her head when 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:59.120 you walk into the room. Her eyes will follow you, 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.360 but her face won't move because that's too much energy 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:03.160 to move the face. 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:04.040 But so the. 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:08.240 Sloth experience and how old did they give you any 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:10.840 kind of sloth fun facts like how old is sloths lived? 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:14.040 No, because this little area where we went to see them, 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:15.560 we weren't supposed to be back there. 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:19.239 Once in the bond, you were trespassing. 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:22.000 You were going to do it wasn't trespassing because we 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.880 didn't like jump a fence or anything. But they don't 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:28.120 advertise that the sloths are kept back there. There was 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:32.520 two of them in this plexiglass enclosure. And what they 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:34.480 do is when you pay a little extra for the 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:38.079 sloth experience, they take you back there with somebody that 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:39.839 works at the park and they let you hold it 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:42.400 and take pictures with it and all that. So we 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:45.480 didn't do that, but just seeing them, my wife was 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:48.720 going crazy. Meanwhile, the kids are like, oh my god, 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:51.719 look look back in this little private area there was 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:56.719 a baby dolphin jumping up and down. Oh nice, So 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.000 their minds were blown. They see a sloth and then 0:13:59.040 --> 0:13:59.920 they see a baby doll. 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:02.320 Yeah, we saw. 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:05.360 We were We went whale watching, which they have the 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:08.920 whale watching in Southern California, which is really just dolphin washing. 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:15.280 I've been whale watching probably sixteen times in my life. 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:18.120 I've only seen a whale twice, but I've seen dolphins 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:20.120 every time. But they I'm one of the dolphins that 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:23.360 jumped up those spinner dolphins was like a little baby dolphin. 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:24.080 It was awesome. 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.720 That's got to be one of the coolest babies in 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:28.080 the animal kingdom to see. 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:31.080 They're pretty cool, they're pretty they're pretty awesome. And they 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:34.680 were trying this little baby one was trying to put 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:37.320 on a show, like spinning around because they're spinner dolphins 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.320 and all that. But yeah, if you've never seen a 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:45.520 baby dolphin, and like, that's an awesome experience, Danny, it's experience. 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:47.720 Now to swim with a baby dolphin or the baby 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:52.240 dolphin experience. I would pay for that. SeaWorld. They have 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:55.440 definitely done a great job transitioning to the modern version 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.680 that it is today. That was a lot of fun. 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.320 And then the next day we went to the San 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:04.280 Diego Zoo. The whole thing there and you'll laugh because 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.400 this is also called the panda experience. 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:11.280 What is the panda experience? You sit on a tree 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:13.480 and eat like leaves, What is the panda. 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:18.000 They put a panda costume on you, and they teach 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:24.800 you kung fu nice. Some of us need less padding 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:25.440 than others. 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:28.680 Now, aren't all the pandas on loan from China? Like 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:31.400 China owns the world panda market? 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:31.840 Isn't that? 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:34.800 I heard that a while back, that all isn't it 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:37.520 pandas that are all controlled by China. 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:40.880 I think you're right, and so that's another reason why 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:43.760 this is such a big deal. There were hundreds of 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:48.480 people Benny that were standing in the waiting line just 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:52.360 to hopefully get a tour in there in the exhibit, 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:55.120 because you need to make a reservation ahead of time 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:59.520 to guarantee yourself the panda experience. That's how popular it 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:00.240 is right now. 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:02.560 Well not again, it's the experience part. 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:05.080 It was just pandas, people wouldn't care, But the experience 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:07.560 part is that's next level. 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:07.880 Well. 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:09.960 I think if they just put the pandas out in 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:13.520 the open, though, all hell would break loose because if 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:15.960 you saw the amount of people I saw trying to 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:20.360 get in there, clamoring to see these pandas, you would 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:23.520 understand why you have to make a reservation for park safety. 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:26.880 So we get to see the panda CoA got a 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:30.640 kick just freaking out seeing this big panda bear and 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:34.720 the size of this thing really surprised me. I mean, 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:37.040 I didn't know what I was expecting. I've never seen 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:40.480 one before. Really really amazing though, how much of the 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:44.120 way that's a great question. We should look that up. 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:47.640 Probably Are they the size of like a medium sized dog? 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:48.680 Are they bigger than that? 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:54.080 Let's see, I'm gonna look that up. 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:56.840 Weight you listening to our live coverage this is the 0:16:56.880 --> 0:17:00.360 Fifth Hour podcast. Danny g right now is looking up 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:08.600 fun facts about pandas, so you only get this content 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.040 here on the Fifth Hour podcast. It is a we'd 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:12.600 like to alert all the affiliates down. 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:16.439 The line when they are fully grown, they are two 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:17.880 hundred and eighty pounds. 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:21.159 Oh okay, yeah, well they could be. 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:23.600 They could say. They could be anywhere from one fifty 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:24.320 to two eighty. 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:28.680 Jadas says, pandas can climb as, hize thirteen thousand feet 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:30.560 and are good swimmers. 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:34.440 Wow, who knew about that? I had no idea the 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:37.000 pandas are good swimmers either. 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:37.320 Yeah. 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:42.000 Male pandas sometimes relaxed by doing handstands against trees. 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:47.640 Since a fifteen months old. They're ready to live independently. 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:49.840 Oh nice, I know. 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:51.080 I wish humans were like that. 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:52.760 Co'd be ready to move out soon. 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:57.240 Panda panda fur is worth between sixty thousand and one 0:17:57.359 --> 0:17:58.720 hundred thousand. 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:03.240 On the black market. Racist is it bad? Though? 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:05.240 The first thing that popped up when I type panda 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:07.560 into my Internet search engine was Panda Express. 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:09.919 That was the first thing that popped up. 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.080 There, your reward points showed up. 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:16.320 Yeah, it was like you, Marcel and Brooklyn. Hey Marcela, 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:18.000 you ever had Panda Express? 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:19.360 Where do they serve there? Panda? 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:28.040 You know, dummy? So after the panda experience, we worked 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:31.040 up an appetite. I could have got a salad the 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:34.520 little bar and grill there. Sure did I do that? 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:37.359 Or did I get a big giant salted pretzel with 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:38.359 melted cheese? 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:40.639 I hope you did the right thing and got the 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:41.439 salted pretzel. 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:43.800 That's the way to go, you know I did. And 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:46.040 then the problem was we had to walk up a 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:50.800 steep hill to get to the polar Bear and Brenda's 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:54.840 pushing Coha in his big stroller. He was giggling because 0:18:54.920 --> 0:18:58.920 she said, mom power, Oh there's no Qua pushed the 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:03.560 stroller up as she was jogging uphill. I'm now in 0:19:03.720 --> 0:19:07.320 the back and I'm watching everybody ahead of me, and 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:10.720 I'm like, this sucks, man, where's my dad power? Right now? 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:13.879 I felt the melted cheese oozing through my pores. 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:17.480 Yeah, and did you tell? Did you tell? Calls this on? 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:20.080 Your Dad's just making sure everyone's okay. I'm kind of 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:21.879 staying back, you know, I'm in the back. You're just 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:26.840 make sure anything goes I was supervising. Yeah, yeah, you're supervising. 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:29.480 You were, you were the ring of protection on the 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:30.359 outside of you. 0:19:30.920 --> 0:19:34.280 Yeah. We got up to where the polar bears are 0:19:34.640 --> 0:19:36.960 and it was it was funny to see co It 0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:39.720 was like he was being lifted in a chariot. They 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:42.520 didn't want to bother with unbuckling him and getting him 0:19:42.520 --> 0:19:44.400 out of the stroller because then he'd want to run 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:44.960 around like. 0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:46.920 A wild Indian racist. 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:49.880 Yeah. I don't think I can say wild Indian anymore. 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:50.880 Has that been canceled? 0:19:51.320 --> 0:19:55.560 Yeah? I think so. I think so. Instead, the other 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:58.880 kids picked up the chariot and held it up high 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:01.040 so that he could have a bird's eye view of 0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:04.400 the polar bear. Polar Bear was like digging himself into 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:07.760 the dirt, like trying to cool himself. Looked like he 0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:08.680 was humping the dirt. 0:20:09.200 --> 0:20:13.760