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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, Episode one

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Speaker 1: of podcast, a production of I Heart Radio. No that

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Speaker 1: was my bad. No, it's fine, No, it's me, No,

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Speaker 1: it's fine. Keep sucking up. Jamie forgot, Miles wasn't here?

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Speaker 1: And there? Gregnant? Pause. Uh. This is a podcast where

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Speaker 1: we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness and say, officially,

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Speaker 1: off the top, buck the Koch Brothers and fuck Fox News.

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Speaker 1: It's Monday, March seven. My name is Jack O'Brien, a

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Speaker 1: we follow. It's called The Dame lys Like Geist. And

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Speaker 1: But you know, I need to tell people what I'm trying,

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Speaker 1: what I'm approximating when I do a track acapella. Whose

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Speaker 1: And I'm thrilled to be joined by my co host,

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Speaker 1: the third host of The Daily Zight guys, Jamie Love,

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Speaker 1: let's Jamie, your Sam Queen, make the Zeit gang cream,

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Speaker 1: put a Jaydag and your troop. Sam Day got your

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Speaker 1: dogs and all right, fan Joe Biden sand Billy Zane

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Speaker 1: will be your lover one days. Good. Meg Farling will

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Speaker 1: kick you, Nig will kiss you. That's it. Wow as

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Speaker 1: a long Jay, thank you, thank you. There's some deep

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Speaker 1: Meg Barlett partner would never never never. Well, we're thrilled

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Speaker 1: to be joined in our third seat by the hilarious,

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Speaker 1: the talented, the chaotic. He is Mr Cris Cross. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you got the CB bud the year an old man

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Speaker 1: sitting on an old can doing something crazy today. Here

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Speaker 1: you go. I did my own. I did my own

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Speaker 1: firing a k there, Yeah you did, and you nailed it. Chris.

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Speaker 1: How have you been? I've been h you know, I

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Speaker 1: think I've been okay. I've been pretty good, you know,

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Speaker 1: considering considering uh that Joe Biden is surging and the

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Speaker 1: and the coronavirus is surging, I'm doing for pretty good. Yeah. Now,

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Speaker 1: I understand you can't come? Is that? Yeah? Last episode? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: real quick, the last episode. I was on a daily Zygeist,

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Speaker 1: I without context, said that. I said I was in

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Speaker 1: a band that was really popular in Nashville. Miles said

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Speaker 1: something nice, which was like you were a god in Nashville,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, if a god means having

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Speaker 1: one night stands where you don't come and nobody. I

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Speaker 1: didn't give it any context, and it was a big

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Speaker 1: hit though, even without even without context, it was very

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Speaker 1: I like that you've reached a point in Zeitgeist apparent

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Speaker 1: test where you have to give revisions, dear. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I just want to say that I can come,

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Speaker 1: and that um like, but when you do, if you

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Speaker 1: are in a band called Chris Crofton in the Alcohol

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Speaker 1: Stunt band and you are having a one night stand,

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Speaker 1: it means that everyone involved is so drunk that nobody comes.

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Speaker 1: And that's all. That was the point. Hey, that's good.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, and I'm glad we were able to

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Speaker 1: clarify because it was like all over the internet, you know,

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Speaker 1: hashtag Zeke Gang, nashtag Crofton can't calm and stuff, and

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Speaker 1: charity though I heard that Crofton can't come shirt. They're

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Speaker 1: actually changing lives for forty plus man who can't go.

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Speaker 1: Someone in Zekegang is firing up a printing press right now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yang to the Nightmare like it's not even happening. We're

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Speaker 1: I mean that's I'm assuming that's why you're upset the

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Speaker 1: when I say I was having this conversation, I meant

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Speaker 1: I was sitting in my house alone yesterday and I

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Speaker 1: thought I thought something, if if if the character Fraser

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Speaker 1: I think I got I solicited some opinions. I think Bloomberg,

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Speaker 1: circumcision anything else that will just destroy your mentions. Uh no,

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Speaker 1: We're we're not gonna do that. We're gonna talk about

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Speaker 1: the latest estimates of what the coronavirus epidemic is gonna

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Speaker 1: look like we're gonna ask the question why do olds

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Speaker 1: about Alabama, We'll talk about Katie Perry being periant. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about the brand collab of the day.

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Speaker 1: We got a couple of them. The Bloomberg Drift is

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Speaker 1: apparently real, and uh south by Southwest maybe if we

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Speaker 1: have time. But first, Chris, we like task our guests,

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Speaker 1: what is something premier search history that's revealing about who

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Speaker 1: you are? Sir? Well, I feel like, um, people know

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Speaker 1: what I searched for. Um well, real quick, I'd like

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Speaker 1: people need uh help. They're badly uh still and it

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Speaker 1: You know, I like people finding old stuff, you know,

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Speaker 1: I like metal detecting, and I like mud larking. I

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Speaker 1: feeling of thinking about, Oh my god, imagine the person

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Speaker 1: matter what mind you go into. Like when you metal

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Speaker 1: detect you can find pretty much anything, because people drop

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Speaker 1: probably if it goes down to the bottom. Mostly what

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Speaker 1: they find or cars they find and they find dynamite. Mainly,

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Speaker 1: those are the two things they find. Sometimes they find

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Speaker 1: because you know, then it's like, oh my god, this

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Speaker 1: exploration videos that are very long, and I've watched a

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Speaker 1: like over It's almost like an overrated mud larking. It's

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Speaker 1: like the stuff that you find exploring old minds is

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Speaker 1: kind of like arrogant. I think that people who explore

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Speaker 1: after I had to watch forty minutes of you clambering.

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Speaker 1: But did you watch the whole thing which one of

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Speaker 1: And he's like, not only is he arrogant enough to

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Speaker 1: They're also are risking their lives to look at these things.

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Speaker 1: the names of the what dentists use dynamite just to

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Speaker 1: Does dynamite keep for a long time or it doesn't

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Speaker 1: like expire? Well, this is okay, this is at the

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Speaker 1: it will explode. So they they let some fuse and

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Speaker 1: they like they kept saying like they were like, there

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Speaker 1: they're like, it probably won't explode, and then it did explode,

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Speaker 1: and um and they said, like, don't believe what you

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Speaker 1: see on YouTube. It's like the whole thing. Anyways, minutes

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Speaker 1: don't remember what day it was, but it was like

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Speaker 1: a holiday and there was a bear up in the

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Speaker 1: mountains and there were seventy people around it filming it

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Speaker 1: while it and I asked a park ranger just recently

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Speaker 1: whether it was, you know, dangerous. You know, They're like, no,

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Speaker 1: a bear is not gonna bother you unless you bother it.

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Speaker 1: So it really is like I didn't feel fear because

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Speaker 1: the bear was like not looking at me. But I

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Speaker 1: came out looking like I was a badass, But really

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Speaker 1: it was just I just recently had been sort of

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Speaker 1: told like as long as you're not right next to

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Speaker 1: the bear or you you know, want to interact with it,

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Speaker 1: you know, you think no, like, no, there's someone special

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Speaker 1: the good guys see that. Guys, I'm not falling. I'm

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Speaker 1: not getting involved in whatever premise that's supposed to be.

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Speaker 1: So so anyway, the moral of the story is, uh, um,

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Speaker 1: the myth? Is this the myth busting? No, it's overrated,

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Speaker 1: Oh overrated as fear bears. Okay, what actually, let's take

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Speaker 1: a quick break as we are want to do before

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Speaker 1: we get to the myth with Chris Craft, and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna take a quick break. We'll be back and we're

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Speaker 1: back and chriss a myth. A myth is. The myth

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Speaker 1: is that I can't write good poetry and I can,

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Speaker 1: And it's all over my Twitter Twitter. I have a

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Speaker 1: I have a thing called the poetry window now and

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00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 1: every day I opened the poetry window. Did you see it?

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00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: I haven't seen, oh, I and I for like twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: I take poetry requests and I'm really getting into it

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Speaker 1: and it's it's really fun and um that sounds very

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Speaker 1: therapeutic and nice that like yeah, And some of the

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Speaker 1: poems are jokes and some of them are I try

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Speaker 1: and actually be good. Um, but uh yeah, I I've

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Speaker 1: already talked quite a bit about mind cars and bears

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Speaker 1: and stuff, so I just figured out to say that.

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Speaker 1: And it's also self promotion. What are we looking at? Oh, like,

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Speaker 1: I'll that's a good idea. Hold on a second, just

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Speaker 1: real quick. I'll give you yesterday. So I jo one

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Speaker 1: not joke. So I said, poetry windows open yesterday, and um,

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Speaker 1: you know, and some people say like, um, it's funny too,

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Speaker 1: because if you ask people to participate, they really do,

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Speaker 1: like give me poem topics and they and they really

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Speaker 1: cough them up, um, and they get excited. Um, so

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Speaker 1: like um, so they'll say, like, okay, somebody said, uh,

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Speaker 1: do one about Matt Farley, the man who has written

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Speaker 1: and recorded over twenty thousand songs and several feature films, please,

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Speaker 1: So I wrote, you know, I titled it Matt Farley,

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Speaker 1: and it's just the poem is settled down Matt, you know,

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Speaker 1: because he's made twenty whatever. And then then then then

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Speaker 1: they said someone said t bags and I and I did.

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Speaker 1: I did. I didn't fall for the obvious sex. You know,

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Speaker 1: they're trying to get me to write about sex. But

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Speaker 1: I wrote what America thinks Asia is. And then someone

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Speaker 1: wrote Mothman, and I made the poems titled I title

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Speaker 1: all the poems that whatever. They say, So moth Mothman,

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Speaker 1: the Mothman of Alcatraz. But question market. Uh someone just

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Speaker 1: said that said they wanted a poem about Mothman. So

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Speaker 1: the poem is moth Man of Alcatraz, question Mark. And

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Speaker 1: it was from from fucking Dublin and they were like,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much, you made my day. So this

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Speaker 1: is so fun, and especially with all this coronavirus and all,

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Speaker 1: it's not sense right because we have the Birdman of Alcatraz,

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Speaker 1: Butakofka was Someone said, so, I said, Kafka, is he

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Speaker 1: the one who turned into a bug as a metaphor.

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Speaker 1: If he is, I can fucking relate Mortal Mortal Kombat.

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Speaker 1: Mortal Kombat, And I made the poem Stoned under Fluorescent Light.

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Speaker 1: That's my favorite one I was looking at. I'll just

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Speaker 1: do one more lunar eclipse this. Uh, someone said, do

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Speaker 1: a poem about lunar eclipse. I said, wake me up.

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Speaker 1: When there's a lunar Claire bcl you literally Mike dropped,

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Speaker 1: he might trapped his phone and his phone shattered. Uh

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Speaker 1: that's the that's the thing that uh venues have to

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Speaker 1: be like, don't don't do muke. Oh no, Mike drops

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Speaker 1: the most entitled fucking thing you could ever do. Worst

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Speaker 1: white privilege, Mike privilege. I don't know why I thought

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Speaker 1: that was a joke. All right, let's talk about Bernie

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Speaker 1: real quick. I was maybe too fatalistic about Bernie's chances

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Speaker 1: because Jack Reave being all frownie phase about Bernie's chances

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Speaker 1: were more supposed to say optimistic, right. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: also not like part of any team. I'm just like

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Speaker 1: following the narrative and interpreting it for our listeners. But

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Speaker 1: the I don't know the fact is that it's now

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Speaker 1: one on one and Bernie Sanders is going against Joe Biden.

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Speaker 1: It would appear Joe Biden, and I think Sonny is like,

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Speaker 1: has he been Biden day one or he's just switching

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Speaker 1: between most right, Okay, because he wanted skateboard president, the

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Speaker 1: skateboard president would have been cool. The skateboard president lead

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Speaker 1: out of the race. He went, and he hasn't looked back. Uh, Okay,

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Speaker 1: your dog is for Biden. My dog has been for

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Speaker 1: Biden twice? Is that something? Maybe? I think that? What

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Speaker 1: about that? Maybe? Uh? Anyways, Uh, the numbers still seem

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Speaker 1: to be running in his direction every all the polls

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Speaker 1: they're taking in uh, you know, the upcoming primary states.

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Speaker 1: The media continues to run in his direction. Uh. But

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Speaker 1: there's also I don't know reason. Let's just I want

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Speaker 1: to play this clip. It's Biden talking about Sanders, and

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Speaker 1: I want to play it for a couple of reasons.

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Speaker 1: This is when he was being asked like about Hillary

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Speaker 1: and and why she's having so much trouble against Bernie

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Speaker 1: in a one on one head a matchup. You know,

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Speaker 1: if Bernie Sanders never said he was a Democratic socialist,

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Speaker 1: based on what he's saying, people wouldn't be calling him

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Speaker 1: a Democratic socialist. That's how he characterizes himself in sort

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Speaker 1: of European terms, the Democratic Socialist parties in Europe. But

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Speaker 1: why is she Well, I think that that Bernie is

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Speaker 1: speaking to a yearning that is deep and real and

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Speaker 1: he has credibility, and that is the absolute enormous concentration

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Speaker 1: of wealth and a small group of people with the

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Speaker 1: middle class now being able to be shown being left out. Oh,

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Speaker 1: because I think that's a pretty good summation of if

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Speaker 1: you can't handle them, handle me at my speaking to

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Speaker 1: a yearning, you don't. So I think that's a good

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Speaker 1: summation of why I think Sanders has a better shot

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Speaker 1: at beating Trump them Biden, because I think he's giving

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Speaker 1: voice to something real that Americans want to vote for

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Speaker 1: and like if they, if that can be communicated to them,

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Speaker 1: would vote for as opposed to just voting against Trump.

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Speaker 1: But I also hadn't heard him talk for four years

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Speaker 1: ago in a while, uh probably four years uh, and

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Speaker 1: he like the difference between that does that and now that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: very very very dramatic. I don't. I always get kind

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Speaker 1: of uncomfortable when people try to armchair diagnosed candidates. But like,

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Speaker 1: there there is a difference in the tone of how

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Speaker 1: he is talking. I mean, and I would I would say,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't say very much, but I agree

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Speaker 1: with everything Joe Biden just right there. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: that that was. Yeah. I don't want to shame Joe

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Speaker 1: Biden for being old. I just know I want to

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Speaker 1: shame him for his record life for a long time.

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Speaker 1: So it's not out of like it's not like, um

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Speaker 1: inappropriate to say, like, I remember how Joe Biden used

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Speaker 1: to speak. I grew up watching him speak. He did

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Speaker 1: not used to speak in this halting like it's not yeah,

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00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: this is not He's not the same person. So I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying like I actually know that only because I

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Speaker 1: know that from watching him. I didn't. I don't even

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Speaker 1: have to like look at clips. I remember the old

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden. He did not stumble the way he does now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it, and I don't think it's a

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Speaker 1: just because everybody involved in politics because he's running for president.

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Speaker 1: If he wasn't running for president, I wish him. I

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm not trying. I hope he has

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Speaker 1: a great life. But he's running for fucking president and

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Speaker 1: he's the front runner at the moment apparently, And that's

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Speaker 1: insane that. I mean, like the iin the gold Water

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Speaker 1: rule now comes up like every single election because always

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Speaker 1: like all the candidates are oh fucking old that like,

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Speaker 1: you know, it becomes this issue because that was the

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Speaker 1: same issue with Trump in the election. Everyone was trying

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Speaker 1: to like basically possibly correctly like armchair diagnose him with

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Speaker 1: whatever personality disorder. But you you technically do that. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, it's very confusing. You're kind of allowed to

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Speaker 1: the opinions of people who are running for president. I

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Speaker 1: mean that's not of course, you're not just shaming some

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Speaker 1: You're not. Yeah, you're just this is a person who's

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Speaker 1: going to impact your life, right, I mean you're allowed

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Speaker 1: to speculate it or not speculate, but you're allowed to

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Speaker 1: have opinions, that's all. Yeah. I mean, like in this case,

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Speaker 1: I feel like Joe Biden's record is like so majority

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Speaker 1: abysmal that it's like you don't like it's like you

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Speaker 1: don't even always need to go there because it's just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: even even if he was like sharp as attack, I

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Speaker 1: still don't agree with anything that he wants to do

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Speaker 1: with the country. So I definitely agree with him. More

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Speaker 1: like I would definitely be voting for him and support

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Speaker 1: him because I don't want women's reproductive rights taken away.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, um, I'll vote for Biden, I will I'll

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Speaker 1: vote for any any Democrats. I'll vote for anyone besides Trump.

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Speaker 1: But I will say I'm not going to be excited

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Speaker 1: about And that's kind of my concern and what I

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Speaker 1: think he was giving voice to in that interview is

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Speaker 1: that you you can't count on people to vote to

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Speaker 1: turn out to vote against something. You have to give

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Speaker 1: them something to vote for. But just back to the

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Speaker 1: conversation about age. So there's this recent Atlantic article that

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Speaker 1: kind of dug into a question that I think a

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Speaker 1: lot of us have been asking, is why are all

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Speaker 1: the candidates so fucking old? And you know, there there's

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Speaker 1: been like theories thrown out that, well, the country's aging

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Speaker 1: and people tend to vote more for people their age,

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Speaker 1: but you know, in the u K. That's also the case.

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Speaker 1: They're they're actually among the most disproportionately old old voter

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Speaker 1: bases compared to their population. Uh, and they have elected

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Speaker 1: young people. It's just the the US where like basically

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Speaker 1: all the politicians are old. Uh. And they point out

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Speaker 1: that this is actually bigger than just politics. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's bigger than just the presidency. The average aging congress

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Speaker 1: is near an all time high. The House Speaker, House

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Speaker 1: majority Leader, House majority whip, and Senate Majority Leader are

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Speaker 1: all over the age of seventy five. But they also

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Speaker 1: point out it goes beyond politics. It's across business, science, finance. Uh. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: power is concentrated among the elderly. Among SMP five companies,

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Speaker 1: the average age of incoming CEOs has increased by fourteen

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Speaker 1: years in the past fourteen years. Um. And so my

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00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: theory on why this is is that America is uniquely

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Speaker 1: ignorant of its own uh. Like that that it's got

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Speaker 1: a lot of kleptocracy in it, and like the people

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Speaker 1: who have an unbuilt advantage, who like are old, are

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Speaker 1: like able to hoard all that ship for themselves because

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Speaker 1: we'll just let them revise their story to be the

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Speaker 1: story that they pulled themselves up by the bootstraps, because

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Speaker 1: that's just what we want to be true about our country.

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Speaker 1: UM yeah, yeah. And also like power is is intoxicating.

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Speaker 1: One time I was manager of a restaurant for like

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Speaker 1: a week, and um, I realized that I could make

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Speaker 1: everyone one schedule and I felt intoxicated from that. Can

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Speaker 1: you imagine what you feel like when you have like?

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Speaker 1: It's a drug. It is a fucking drug. It's like

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Speaker 1: and if you have like, people are living longer now

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Speaker 1: they're living and people do not relinquish power. They just

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Speaker 1: it's not something that feels good. When you have power,

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Speaker 1: it feels so fucking good. It's like relinquishing cocaine. People

634
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: don't relinquish cocaine. I think that's exactly it. And Biden's

635
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: been on cocaine since cocaine parentheses power since his since

636
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: he was twenty years old. And he's not going to

637
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: go anywhere, and in his networks are gonna prop him

638
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: up because he keeps them in their position of power.

639
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's like the older people get

640
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 1: the older, the powerful are going to be because they're

641
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: just not going to let go. And the powerful have

642
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: an ability to cheat and change the rules more than

643
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,240
Speaker 1: anybody else realizes. I think the thing like we don't

644
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: even realize how much these wealthy, powerful politicians and business

645
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: leaders can change the rules to their own advantage. During

646
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: that week, I managed a restaurant. The steak was called

647
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: the Crofton Steak. For example, just for example, that's just

648
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: an example, the Crofton chowder. Like that's disgusting. Where are

649
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: you gonna say, Jamie, I would order it. I don't know.

650
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: I was just literally just emotionally bodied by the concept

651
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: of crofton chowder. I uh no, I I just yeah,

652
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: I agree with what y'all are saying. I don't know,

653
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 1: I've am I'm super Bernie. And just when I like,

654
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't like hide it really, but there's

655
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: like there there. I don't know, I understand why people

656
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,720
Speaker 1: were like bummed out at the end of this week,

657
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 1: Like it definitely like wasn't as positive as you would

658
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: want it to be. But I think that, you know,

659
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: if you're in uh like a really progressive mindset, it's

660
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: like not, I don't know. The worst thing that could

661
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: happen is like people start to think it's not going

662
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: to happen because it like is I don't know, Like

663
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: there's still a lot of delegates in play. There's been

664
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: like all sorts of like bizarro stories about like voter

665
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 1: suppression were like, I mean here in California, we were

666
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,720
Speaker 1: having people in line until fucking midnight that have like kids,

667
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: um to go home to, and you just I mean

668
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: it's like it's not okay. And I think as long

669
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: as people keep reporting those stories responsibly and like saying like, hey,

670
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: this isn't okay, there are active I mean, like you

671
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: were saying, Jack, like how you know you're able to

672
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,439
Speaker 1: kind of shift the rules a little bit in order

673
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 1: to tip the scales in whomever's favor. Um, Yeah, I

674
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: mean wealthy suburb of Los Angeles, and I waited. It

675
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: took me thirty minutes to vote. It took you know.

676
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: The story that was making well they got a lot

677
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: of publicity was there was a black man in Texas

678
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: who had it took him seven hours. It's absurd, it

679
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: has seven hours. I was at a polling place in

680
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: a middle class neighborhood in l A all day on Tuesday,

681
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: and there are people that you know, like show up

682
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 1: and they're like I'm here, you know, on my break

683
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: from work, and I have to be the one to

684
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: tell them, Hey, it's going to be a two hour

685
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 1: wait and they're like, well I can't. I can certainly not.

686
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: The working class do not have seven hours fucking just

687
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: go stand in line. It's just not Yeah, And and

688
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: so as long as people keep talking about that and

689
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: keep like defending there, like I don't know, And there

690
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 1: are plenty of countries that have much easier ways to vote.

691
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: They even even though like the day off does not

692
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: necessarily apply to all working class people, like they are

693
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 1: holidays for voting their easier. They make it easier to

694
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: just vote you know online, uh, and more secure. I

695
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 1: think Estonia is really advanced in that respect. Um. And

696
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 1: you know, those these are just things that would need

697
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 1: to change in order to make it more equitable. And

698
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: the process of changing those things is not going to happen,

699
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: because it's not that they have to go in and

700
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,760
Speaker 1: like alter things to cheat and then like go twiddle

701
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: their mustache like they are. All they have to do

702
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,439
Speaker 1: is make sure that change doesn't happen. Things don't get

703
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: better exactly like and I mean even now, it's like

704
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: I'm I'm getting worried with like upcoming primaries of like

705
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: coronavirus has been such a like I mean rightfully, like

706
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: a huge source of alarm. But I feel like it

707
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: will be like used and weaponized to get people to

708
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 1: not go to a huge public polling place. And it's

709
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know. Well, hopefully you're sinister, I think,

710
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien, Yeah, well I can't agree, But hopefully people

711
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: realize that it's the old people who are at most

712
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: risk for coronavirus and the old people who should stay

713
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: home from voting. Are you gonna are you gonna talk about?

714
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: Are you going to? That's great? That will not be

715
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: very popular. That's great. Um, did are you? Is the

716
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: warr in appearance on matdow on your list of things? No, okay,

717
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, but that was a crazy uh yeah,

718
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: because like right right now, we're not sure if she

719
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: I mean she might endure somebody before Monday's episodes that

720
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 1: we're just not sure her. Like, oh, I just think

721
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: the fact that she's She and Meadow spoke for ten

722
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: minutes about Bernie bros. I mean yeah, I mean it

723
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: was uh anyway, that's uh. But as far as power,

724
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: you like like watching Trump like do whatever he wants,

725
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: you get an idea, Like if you're a senator in Texas,

726
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 1: or something, and you want to make it hard for

727
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 1: certain areas to like vote, it's not hard to do.

728
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: And you see what you say, like, hey, get rid

729
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: of this many polling stations. What's the pushback going to be, Well,

730
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,919
Speaker 1: what happens to a whistleblower? That person loses their job.

731
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: It's as simple as like it's like Chris Christie's bridgegate.

732
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 1: That ship can be made to happen very easily because

733
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: you're watching travel bands go into effect, like there's and

734
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,919
Speaker 1: no way to stop it. I mean like if someone

735
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 1: higher up tells you to fucking get rid of polling stations,

736
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 1: you can complain, but everyone else is I tell you

737
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: to shut the funk up, and you just get rid

738
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, of course, And like we when those

739
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: things are caught, you can assume, Like it's like when

740
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: you see a rat and they tell you to assume

741
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: that they're like hundreds close by if you if you

742
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 1: see one. Uh, Like anytime you see a person who

743
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: is powerful, like cheating getting cut, cheating, getting caught breaking

744
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: the rules, like you can assume like that that's so

745
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: far against the odds that they would ever get caught,

746
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: Like Watergate must have just been like you know, the

747
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: very tip of the icebreak make it harder for I mean,

748
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: they one percent manipulate where voting is easy versus where

749
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: voting is hard, and it's it's it's disgraceful in it,

750
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 1: but it is one of those things where it's like,

751
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 1: we gotta get change the Senate, we gotta we gotta

752
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: power who can And that's why if you are like

753
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: the idea that like I I realized that there are

754
00:45:55,640 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: tons of toxic people online of every sex um. But

755
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: I I will just say that if someone is passionate

756
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: about something like that's not toxic. That's just passion. Like

757
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: if no one's passionate about Joe Biden, I understand that

758
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: if people are passionate about Bernie, it's like did people

759
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 1: tell no? I can't say it, but you know, it's like,

760
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: if you're fighting for something that really is important, like

761
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: health care for all, you're gonna be fired up. And

762
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: that's not it's not like everyone there's no decorum and change.

763
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: I mean, there is decorum as far as yelling online,

764
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: but there's no way to determine what's a bot and

765
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: what's a I just know a lot of women and

766
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,919
Speaker 1: men that are very nice and I'm totally gonna vote

767
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: for Biden if I have to. But you know, the

768
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: idea that there are no good Bernie people is just

769
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: an absurd argument. It's not true. I think that Like

770
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: with that, I mean, it's like it's it's a difficult

771
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: subject to tackle because it's like, yeah, we've all been

772
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: at one point like the victim of online bullying. It

773
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: feels like shit, it's not good. At doesn't make you safe,

774
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 1: and I'm I would never in any way defend it,

775
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 1: but I uh, I guess I was talking with Queen

776
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 1: Maggie may Fish recently and she she was she's been

777
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: doing a lot of good work and just sort of

778
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: contextualizing that a little bit. And it's like seven percent

779
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: of America logs onto Twitter period um, and uh, if

780
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: if you are involved in like talking to voters that

781
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: are not on Twitter, it's like that is where the

782
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: focus should be. If people are being addict you online

783
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: because of your voting preference, that sucks and that's bad,

784
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: and don't you don't have to engage with it and

785
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: you don't have to be okay with it. But it's

786
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: like there's of the people are don't have time to

787
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: be on fucking Twitter, likeent of people are literally just

788
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: worried about like can I get my insulin? Can I

789
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: just get these basic things done? And like that's who

790
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: um we should be keeping in mind, I'm in no

791
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 1: way defending online trolls. I'm also annoyed by it, and

792
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: I feel like it's counterproductive and and frustrating to be

793
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: a part of a movement where there is an element

794
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: of that. But I do think it's like the minority

795
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: of the community and most sweetie Pie, I'm not not

796
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: in any way. I I just know so many good

797
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 1: people who who who women and men who like Bernie?

798
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: And who are you know, if anything? I mean, I

799
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: just like, I'm you know, there is a certain amount

800
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: of enthusiasm, and I think there should be enthusiasm. I mean,

801
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,919
Speaker 1: I realized that, like everybody, I think there's a little

802
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: bit of like stop yelling about Bernie, we get it,

803
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And it's like, and that's

804
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: not the I don't it's mean people get mad in

805
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: the on the you know what. Fine, I just I'm like,

806
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 1: I just mean, like, if people are excited, it doesn't

807
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: necessarily mean like that they're trying to be aggressive I

808
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: think you can just be excited too. You know. It's like,

809
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: I think there's a large contingent of people who have

810
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: a lot of money who are just like, we don't

811
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: need to be fired up right now, we need to

812
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: be practical. Like that doesn't just because someone's fired up

813
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that they're like an asshole. But I get

814
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: that there are assholes too, So I'm not saying that,

815
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: But I am saying like, if if someone about Bernie

816
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: is like super excited and you're like, we're just gonna

817
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: vote for whoever is like practical, then that is going

818
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 1: to be a disconnects. Yeah, that's all. I don't even

819
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,240
Speaker 1: know if that's no. I'm not saying that fucking online

820
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: bullying doesn't suck, because it does. It's bad, like it's

821
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: it's bad. It's bad. It does not just exist in

822
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: for in favor of a single candidate. I think that

823
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: that's like a huge myth that is a problem because

824
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: it's like there, I mean, like, I've been pretty firmly

825
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: in Bernie's camp for a while, and there's plenty of

826
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: candidates people who will come for you. It's kind of

827
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: like the nature of the anytime you express an opinion online,

828
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna get someone telling you to yourself. I mean,

829
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 1: I just like, at the end of the day, I'm like,

830
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 1: would I rather have someone like? And it's like there

831
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: are no good choices, I guess in this current situation.

832
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, would I rather

833
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: someone tweet at me that I can fucking mute and

834
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 1: be like, get out of my life? As long as

835
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: it's not like a serious threat that makes me feel unsafe,

836
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: I'd rather mute someone than have to like this whole week,

837
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,439
Speaker 1: I've just been on the phone with my friend trying

838
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: to find her mental health care that she can't afford

839
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: to have, Like that is more of my concern. So

840
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: I don't even know I was that on that that

841
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: that wasn't in the dock well, no word for word,

842
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: act everything you just said. All right, we're gonna take

843
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back,

844
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: and Jamie just got a couple important updates. We're not

845
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: gonna have time to go into the latest report on coronavirus,

846
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: which is estimating and we'll probably get into it tomorrow,

847
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: but estimating between uh what is it, fifteen million and

848
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: sixty eight million dead from this pandemic being best case scenario,

849
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 1: I'll sum up a coronavirus real quick. Here's my impersonation

850
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: of a Republican man. It only affects old people, so

851
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: it was a shit, right, or just substitute any other

852
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 1: descriptor for old. And that's their opinion on everything, basically.

853
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:12,919
Speaker 1: So it's gonna kill a lot of people. It's going

854
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: to hit the economy in a way that is eventually

855
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: not just going to be stock prices, but it's going to,

856
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: you know, affect the people we were talking about who

857
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: lived check to check. But there are some positive changes,

858
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 1: there are some ways that people are attempting to deal

859
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: with it. And I'm not talking about Matt gets is

860
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 1: fucking shitty joke gas mask on the floor of Congress.

861
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: That was so that guy, really, honestly, I know or

862
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: don't don't. Yeah, just remained the worst. But you were

863
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: saying that, I just got an email from Megabus. Yes, coronavirus.

864
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 1: This is good. I'm on the Megabus mailing list. Um

865
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: because I I take Megabus a driver's license. Oh my gosh,

866
00:51:55,719 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: what a weird time to cough. Sorry sorry, sorry, sorry, Okay,

867
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: So I'm on the Megabus mailing list, and it's also

868
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: just sounds like you're on the Corona mailing list to

869
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: me UM and they send out good emails. Last year

870
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 1: they did last year they did UM special around Valentine

871
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: State where it was like you could get married on

872
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 1: a mega bus enter our context. I entered and I lost.

873
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: But did you attend the wedding of the person? I

874
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:36,439
Speaker 1: wasn't invited, if you can believe. So that's funny. So

875
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: more somber correspondence. So it's basically just a list of

876
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: mega bus for the first time promising customers that they

877
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: will clean the bus. But that's a huge deal. If

878
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: your place is cleaning the bus, if Megabus is cleaning

879
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: the bus, maybe it's airplanes and start doing that because

880
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: the buses normally really no, no, it's stinky, stinky in

881
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: there there, they're saying, and they're saying stuff like they

882
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 1: haven't been doing this previously. Uh, we have been and

883
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: will continue, okay, to wash and wipe down all of

884
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:11,359
Speaker 1: our buses on a daily basis, daily basis. I don't,

885
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: I mean, if there's any one for all of us,

886
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 1: let me know if I'm totally off base here, but

887
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: we are providing individual hand sanitizers to all of our employees.

888
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,359
Speaker 1: You're like, yikes, did they not have access to that before?

889
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: That seems dangerous. Disinfectant wipes will be placed on all

890
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: buses so high traffic areas, handrails, and hand services can

891
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: be wiped down regularly. Disinfectant wipes will be made I

892
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 1: think that they're kind of like, do it yourself that

893
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: this story is Jack. Jack is sanitizing hands right now. Uh.

894
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: Disinfectant wipes will be made available in common work areas

895
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: while en route with passengers. All efforts will be made

896
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: to allow as much fresh air as possible into the bus. So, uh,

897
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 1: it's serious, is what I'm saying. If Mega Bus is

898
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: emailing me about something other than a wedding, it's actually

899
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: really really serious. All I'm saying is that megabuses are

900
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: so dirty that everybody in here sanitize in their hands.

901
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 1: Just from hearing about I do love the Mega airlines

902
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 1: should start doing that too, because that's the main way

903
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: she gets passed on airplanes is that they don't like

904
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 1: clean the surfaces in airplanes. And I think they should

905
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: also start rolling down the windows on airplanes. But what

906
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: about my m about Jim's I used to go to Planet.

907
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: It's like Planet does not clean stuff. Well, l A

908
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 1: is officially a state of emergency right now, so has everybody?

909
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 1: Does everyone have coronavirus up at the house? Yeah, yeah,

910
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 1: us too. But now I'm just kind of eating it

911
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: at night. I have one spinach turkey Swiss wrap from

912
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: Trader Joe's. Get some supply. I have chocolate covered espresso beans,

913
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: so I actually I'm gonna be the most fucking excited coldbrew.

914
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: I have done of gold group. All right, what do

915
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,240
Speaker 1: we need to do here? I actually have a question

916
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 1: so that the rations are in case that they Quarantina's right, right,

917
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: you can't leave your house, in which case we would

918
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 1: be stuck there and have to eat whatever we have.

919
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pee in the jar first of all. I'm

920
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 1: gonna start licking the walls. Already walls, I think that. Yeah, my, my.

921
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 1: The way I've been thinking about it is just like

922
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I feel like people are prone to panic,

923
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't be surprised if we had to, like

924
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 1: get if we got quarantine, even if there wasn't a

925
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,439
Speaker 1: huge need for it. So I got a bunch of

926
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 1: food for me and my boyfriend, we got some extra

927
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: pet food. And then there's also like like, uh, sorry

928
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: I have I'm sorry, they don't want me to cough

929
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,839
Speaker 1: in their mouth. Is anyone ready? Every time I look

930
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: at Jamie, I see one of those what's the name

931
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 1: of that animal that started the coronavirus bats? I don't know,

932
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 1: it didn't started. It was something that looks like turtle,

933
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: but it's uh, it's what is it? Yeah? What a

934
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: pangling You're just mispronouncing penguin. The more you cough, the

935
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: more I see a pangulin sitting in your chair. But

936
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,319
Speaker 1: everyone should get some extra extra food if especially if

937
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 1: they have any like homeless neighbors, and you can bring

938
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 1: them something. We're talking about beans. It's like just like, no,

939
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 1: you can. We just got to watch a pasta and

940
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: our favorite pasta sauce and like for enough for two weeks.

941
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: I got a bunch of Campbell's Chunky, and I'm like,

942
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: I just like Campbell's Chunky, Campbell's stock by the way

943
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: through the roof, excuse for you, Cammel's Chunky, Isaac, we

944
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: gonna need to get a tremendous amount of Campbell's Chunky

945
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: by the way, you know you're not allowed to have that. Well,

946
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,400
Speaker 1: in this case, it's important. Got side eyed for eating

947
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 1: one of the Campbell's Chunky's out of turn last night.

948
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, I thought that's part of our ration.

949
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh you said, I forgot, Like Jesus Christ,

950
00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: do you guys play for keeps in your house? I

951
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 1: forgot Chunky's ready to eat too. You don't even heat

952
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:08,320
Speaker 1: that ship up. We're talking about you. Oh man, I

953
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: used to drink. You don't have to heat up. I

954
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: used to cook frozen pizza in my mouth. I'm not kidding.

955
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: I remember being drunk and like being like, I don't

956
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: want to I'll just heat it my mouth each part

957
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 1: I heeded with my mouth and then ate pizzickles. Uh.

958
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: We were talking about how we shouldn't like go into

959
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: depth about Warren because you know, who knows, you might

960
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 1: have endorsed somebody by the time we hear this. But

961
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: the coronavirus stories probably moving faster than any of them.

962
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 1: Apple just told all of their employees to work from

963
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 1: home after Microsoft and Facebook did the same thing. So

964
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: I've heard just from a friend that Amazon Prime is

965
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 1: doing the same thing. From another friend that a nondisclosed

966
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 1: companies doing it a good story. You have like an

967
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 1: undisclosed company, but you know just closed person told me

968
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 1: to under closed company was doing an undisclosed things. Also. Uh.

969
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: In more hopeful news, Katy Perry is perignant with Orlando

970
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: blooms Baby. She's She revealed this on a four minute

971
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 1: music video that ends with her turning to the side

972
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 1: and good for her, right for her, for both of them.

973
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 1: I love I love us, I love love, I love

974
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: a bump reveal. Yes, speaking of things, we love getting

975
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 1: together and making something beautiful. Let's talk about another brand collab.

976
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 1: We need to get like a theme song for brand

977
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 1: Collab of the Day. We'll we'll work on that one.

978
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: Miles is back from his taste testing tour of airplane

979
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 1: door handles. Yes he licking that is Yeah, it's like

980
00:58:56,280 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 1: a tasting tour, tasting all the different door handle in

981
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: airports across America. So brand collap of the Day, Jamie,

982
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: you brought this to our attention. Yeah, I'm my I

983
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: mean my finger has been fucking like hovering over the

984
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 1: place order for about eighteen hours now. Um yeah, it's uh,

985
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 1: it's peeps x crocs. Right, this is a this is

986
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: the marshmallow treat Easter famous Peep treats. I see. The

987
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 1: thing is, I'm not famous, I'm Easter famous. With collapse,

988
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 1: You're just like collapse. I feel like it's such a

989
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 1: sensitive sorry killing killing it with Miles gone like to

990
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 1: really bring the comedy now. And I'm just like in,

991
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 1: all right, go ahead. So I don't know, okay, uh

992
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 1: so I guess I just want to take the tenth

993
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 1: in the room? Is Peep's crocs? Is that? Is that

994
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: a shark jump? Is that too stupid? What does it mean?

995
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 1: What are you even talking about? Okay, okay, I'll show

996
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: you a picture. Um, it's like pee it's like peeps

997
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: inside of like it's a it looks like this, it's

998
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 1: crocs with peeps on top of them. Oh oh, I

999
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 1: can't read your tongue. Yeah, what do you think? I

1000
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: think that those are ugly? Yeah, we like crocs are

1001
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: keep making the situation worse. Crocsroke, I mean crocs at

1002
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: this point I think are kind of like kind of

1003
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 1: like it looks like ugly cool, right, but like peeps

1004
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 1: on them just seems too specific, Like who I was

1005
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 1: going to say, they shouldn't describe them to people. So

1006
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 1: it looks like they just glued three mini mini peeps

1007
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 1: on top of the they're like crocs charms, So like,

1008
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 1: are they going to have every kind of crops now?

1009
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: Because I like other things besides peeps. The crocs with

1010
01:00:53,120 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: nickels glue to them. Nickels, that's the old nicke Okay, chronicles.

1011
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 1: I guess you can make those at home. Everyone's telling

1012
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 1: me not to buy the crocks. I feel like it's

1013
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 1: it's something that I want. But also it's like if

1014
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 1: I was wearing them, I would feel bad. Yeah, and

1015
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 1: rightly so, but yeah, and then people would be like,

1016
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 1: oh what is that? But maybe too I'm like, I

1017
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: think maybe too far someone came if I would think

1018
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 1: they were trying to start a fight, right, Um, okay, fine,

1019
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 1: I'm closing. I'm closing the tab. I don't know. I'm like,

1020
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 1: I was going to say that if they had to

1021
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 1: integrated a little bit better, if anyone could pull them off.

1022
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to be like you are

1023
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 1: the one person who should on that. They really want

1024
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 1: to be the person that is like, yeah, these are peeps, crocs,

1025
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 1: this is I feel I I you know, I invested

1026
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 1: well It's also like they didn't do a great job

1027
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 1: with integrating the Peeps into the crocs. Invested with crocs

1028
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: knee deep and Peeps crocs and I'm all about Bernie

1029
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: and Peep's crocks there. So what I think I'm gonna

1030
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 1: do now is I'm going to hold out for what

1031
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 1: I is going to be my collab purchase. I've never

1032
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 1: purchased at a sneaker Drop before, but the Dunkin Donuts

1033
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: ex sockn E collab is going to be I missed

1034
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: it last year. I tried so hard. I funked it up.

1035
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 1: I ordered, I ordered shoes, but it was for children. Um,

1036
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 1: and then I was like, oh no, I don't want

1037
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 1: these dunkin Donuts baby shoes, and then the rest were gone.

1038
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: So this year, I'm gonna do it. Dunkin Donuts, what

1039
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,440
Speaker 1: do those look like? That was like they have like

1040
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 1: just a drawing of donut. If a pickup artist where

1041
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: the Peep crocs, would he be peep crocking, Um, like peek,

1042
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 1: these are the dunkin Donuts. These are are pretty. That's nice.

1043
01:02:55,240 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 1: You gotta check that's well. I didn't, no, So it's

1044
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 1: that would be that they have a payment installments Crofton.

1045
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 1: It's been a pleasure having you as always. Where can

1046
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 1: people find you and follow you? You can find me

1047
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 1: at the first of all, thank you so much. It's

1048
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Speaker 1: so fun to be on this show always, and I'm

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Speaker 1: so grateful for it. It's been one of the most

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Speaker 1: fun things that's ever happened to me. Really, it's a

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Speaker 1: really fun thing to do and um, very grateful for it.

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Speaker 1: So one of the most fun things that's ever happened

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Speaker 1: to the show. No, you are so No, Jamie is

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Speaker 1: das like, straight up, I am so Um. You can

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Speaker 1: find me at the at the Crofton Show on Twitter,

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Speaker 1: or you can follow me at Chris Underscore Crofton at

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Speaker 1: on a Instagram, or you can read my Advice King

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Speaker 1: column on just google the Advice King. Or you should

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Speaker 1: go listen to my soft rock record. Um, Hello it's me,

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Speaker 1: which is a music record. Hello, It's on Spotify. Um,

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Speaker 1: and they can watch the tune into The Crofton Show

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Speaker 1: on CBS totally yeah next season and it's about me

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Speaker 1: and my crazy family. Yeah. Three cameras sitcom. Uh. Is

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Speaker 1: there a tweet or some other work of social media

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Speaker 1: you've been enjoying. Oh yeah, I every time I'm on

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Speaker 1: the show. I always forget this segment and so it's

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Speaker 1: always I'm always dumb during it. Um, but I guess

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Speaker 1: I would say that I retweeted gosh. I don't really know.

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Speaker 1: So you guys go first, okay, Jamie, Uh Hi, Jamie

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Speaker 1: Loftus here. You can find me on tweeter dot com

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Speaker 1: at Jamie Loftus help or Instagram at Jamie christ Superstar.

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Speaker 1: If you live in l A. I've got a show

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Speaker 1: coming up. I'm work shopping a new show called Jamie Loftus.

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Speaker 1: Jamie Loftus is based on Mary Hartman. Mary Hartman. It's

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Speaker 1: on March at nine pm at the Lyric Aperion. I'm

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Speaker 1: still figuring out you should come and uh let me

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Speaker 1: know if it sucks or not. Um and tweet I

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Speaker 1: want to do is from a Sam Gavin l A.

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Speaker 1: That is just a roundabout way of introducing a story.

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Speaker 1: We didn't have time for that. I feel like I

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Speaker 1: I wish it was my idea. So International Women's Day

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Speaker 1: coming up, so you know that there's gonna be I'm

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Speaker 1: a bad woman. I don't know, I'm canceled as a

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Speaker 1: woman international, I don't think so International Women's Day, I

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Speaker 1: believe is mid it's Sunday, March eight, so that's yesterday,

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Speaker 1: It's was and we all had an amazing one. So

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Speaker 1: uh no. But um, so there's all these like very

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Speaker 1: cursed corporate endorsements. It's like when Bank of America makes

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Speaker 1: there has a rainbow logo in June. My favorite one

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Speaker 1: this year because I did a show where my name

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Speaker 1: was Shell Gasoline Sandwich for a year is Shell Gasoline

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Speaker 1: has added a little apostrophe between the E and the

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Speaker 1: l L at their ask stages for International Women's Day.

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Speaker 1: She will and you will like, yes, absolutely, queen go

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Speaker 1: off fracking like we stand a fracking queen queen. And

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Speaker 1: it's The press release says, quote Shell is becoming sheel

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Speaker 1: for International Wednesday, showing that just by adding an apostrophe

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Speaker 1: to their name, small gestures can motivate and deliver big messages.

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Speaker 1: So if if you're a fellow woman that was motivated

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Speaker 1: to get into fracking over the weekend, you have the

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Speaker 1: whatever the funk this is to think? So I wonder

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Speaker 1: if there is a beauty pageant somewhere in Pennsylvania that

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Speaker 1: is miss miss Fracking Queen. Um, somebody somebody there, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Queen Queen Fracking. I I would watch that documentary in Nevada,

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Speaker 1: there was a miss Nuclear America or something like that

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Speaker 1: during the like when they were like that used to

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Speaker 1: be a an attraction that you could go to Las

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Speaker 1: Vegas and look out on the horizon and see mushroom

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Speaker 1: clouds as they tested in clear weapons. West Virginia used

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Speaker 1: to have Miss Blacklong what you get home coal mining,

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Speaker 1: they didn't really have that. Uh well, I mean big

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Speaker 1: oil is feminism, So that's incredible. That's so dumb. I

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Speaker 1: can't even believe it. And they probably did that just

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Speaker 1: so they could mess your show up. Uh So I'll go,

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Speaker 1: but I'll I figured out what I was gonna do.

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Speaker 1: Sorry Jack, Just uh as far as tweets, I like

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Speaker 1: Jesse Cases tweets a whole lot um. He tweeted why

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Speaker 1: is it called the nudest colony? Is there a weird

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Speaker 1: nude country trying to establish nude trade routes have their

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Speaker 1: nude resources run low in their nude homeland? And he

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Speaker 1: also tweeted, don't be judgmental, who amongst us hasn't spent

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Speaker 1: five hundred million dollars to win over seventy one American

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Speaker 1: Someone's referencing Bloomberg winning Americans. Samawah Uh tweet I've been

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Speaker 1: enjoying more bloom dud uh get an explosion. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give my own somebody, let's see. Colascala tweeted a white

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Speaker 1: woman was coughing on the train and everyone got off

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Speaker 1: because she seemed like someone who would like Italy. There uh,

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Speaker 1: And Jordan Morris tweeted, beautiful, aren't they attributed to me

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Speaker 1: to anyone who looks at my fridge and notices my

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Speaker 1: drawer full of fast food dipping sauces that I keep

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Speaker 1: for home use. And then Gary Steinart just tweeted, I

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Speaker 1: would never touch my disgusting face with my awful hands.

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Speaker 1: That's a great way to stay healthful. Is low self esteem?

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Speaker 1: Do you find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian.

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Speaker 1: You can find us on Twitter at daily Zekeeys. Were

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Speaker 1: at the Daily Zegeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook

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Speaker 1: Campaige and a website Daily zeigeys dot com where we

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Speaker 1: post our episodes and our foot no we link off

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Speaker 1: to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as the song we ride out on. What

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Speaker 1: do you have One? Oh? No, wait, what is producer. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm the baby, gotta love me from Dinosaurs. Okay, we're

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Speaker 1: going to ride out on that's crazy? Oh yeah, not

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Speaker 1: stair away to heaven. I'm the baby, gotta love me

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Speaker 1: from Dinosaurs. The Daily Quick, I'm the baby? Is that doable?

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Speaker 1: The Daily is like as the production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: For more podcasts from my Heart Radio is the heart

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Speaker 1: Radio app, Apple Podcasts or where ever you listen to

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Speaker 1: your favorite shows. That's gonna do it for it this morning.

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Speaker 1: We will be back this afternoon to tell you what's

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Speaker 1: the trending and we will talk to you then by

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Speaker 1: baby and meet pick up wins. I'm day Caddy. Let's

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Speaker 1: lee when I hit my daddy. Here the pies, wine

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Speaker 1: and that baby cud at first night work? You did

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Speaker 1: you shock me stying up the room? I like it?

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Speaker 1: My musters get too much. Study is off? Reflect a

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Speaker 1: D D D D cad. You never know what I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to do that want to see me make a

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Speaker 1: run it? Watch me