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Speaker 1: Holme is here. You know, I'm from a work of Hollis.

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Speaker 1: The you know from the Mimby Project? Will you settle?

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Speaker 3: there being one energy for everybody, I don't think that's

437
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 3: I just don't think that's real. Williams Vrus silver Lake go.

438
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 3: You know what I'm a silver Lake dog. You know,

439
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 3: I'm a reservoir dog. What can I say? Wow, you

440
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 3: can find me. You can find me at that part

441
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,159
Speaker 3: quite often. And I don't even have a dog. It's

442
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 3: just fun to to see the little mutts scrap it up.

443
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 3: And I know a little about dogs myself, so it's

444
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 3: fun to go, is that a Australian cattle dog? And

445
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 3: they're like, yeah, you go.

446
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 2: I just want because use a lot of jargon.

447
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: I just want to clarify for our listeners, you go

448
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 1: to the reservoir to watch dogs poop.

449
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. I just want to make sure that that.

450
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 3: Oh you thought I was pretty clear. Okay.

451
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 4: Business cards, they're a business tool, put the bus in

452
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 4: the nests. We use them so that we're remembered. But

453
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 4: isn't it true that some of this business is happening digitally?

454
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 3: Now? No, And here's the thing. It's not about being remembered, okay.

455
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 3: And I'm laughing because it's like I feel like we've

456
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 3: gone over this over a few Martinez hearing that, okay,

457
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 3: but the audience hasn't heard of that, okay.

458
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 2: So it's not.

459
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 3: About being remembered, it's about being not forgotten. Okay.

460
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 2: It's really still the same.

461
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 3: You should have seen me in two thousand and three

462
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 3: at twenty four hour fitness. You know, I would wear

463
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 3: a workout shirt and shorts with no pockets. But guess

464
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 3: what in the netting of those shorts. I'd have about

465
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,719
Speaker 3: fifty sixty business cards and I would just leave them

466
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 3: at the treadmill on the bench from the bench press

467
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 3: that I was doing at that time before I ripped

468
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 3: my peck putting up three fifty that was grounding and pounding.

469
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 3: You know. Even in the pool, i'd put one in

470
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 3: a little sandwich bagging. It would be floating there and

471
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 3: everyone would be like, well, there's a bad Oh, this's

472
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 3: this guy, writer, director intriguing.

473
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 4: This is one of those Hollywood stories that I love,

474
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 4: and you hear things like that, But I know that

475
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 4: when you first came out here and we're doing that internship,

476
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 4: you actually bought a star map and drew a house

477
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 4: for yourself on the star map and then signed it

478
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 4: to yourself, and you said, I'm not giving up until

479
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 4: this map becomes real. It's a little like people write

480
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 4: a check for like a billion bucks to themselves and

481
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 4: then they go, well, when I can cash it, like

482
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be fricking stoked.

483
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you'll have a billion dollars.

484
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. But then for you, it was more about

485
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 3: having a big famous house on a star map. And

486
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 3: you know what, I framed that map. I guess who.

487
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 3: I gave it to my dad, Oh wow, And then

488
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 3: he sold it yep, yep. But I bought it back.

489
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 3: He put on eBay, and I tracked down the person

490
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 3: and I got it back. So all in all, the

491
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 3: lesson is keep bobbing weaving. You know, my dad, if

492
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 3: he had hung onto it, I'd been like, oh that's okay.

493
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 3: I guess you just hang out of things you don't

494
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 3: you keep. He could set dad just having my conversations

495
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 3: with him. He could sell ice to ice. Man could

496
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 3: just like sell fire to pirate the human torch.

497
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 1: Yes, sure, that's another good example. Someone who could make

498
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: the thing that he's selling is their superpower. He could

499
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 1: sell them that he made four hundred dollars.

500
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 4: He could sell you know, ointment to Wolverine, who with

501
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 4: his you know, superhuman healing ability, like when he was

502
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 4: never getting nothing like ointment?

503
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 3: Do you think he gets chopped lips? Even Wolverine logan.

504
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 2: Uh no, Well, this is the kind of thing we

505
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 2: love to nerd out about.

506
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 3: Yes, because the comic hypotheticals. And I'm a nerd, like, yes,

507
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 3: oh I know, I'm a six' three mesomorph with the

508
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 3: with the convertible like my man over. Here but, Dude

509
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 3: i'm a. Nerd i'm such a.

510
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 4: Nerd don't judge a book by its, cover you, guys

511
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 4: because he's a was as nerdy as we.

512
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 3: Are we don't look like nerds.

513
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 2: Either and be a nerd if you like to read

514
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 2: the comic.

515
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 3: Book and maybe we didn't always look this, good you,

516
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 3: know that's the. THING i was so. Awkward oh my,

517
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 3: GOD i was so gangly and. AWKWARD i did sixteen

518
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 3: and and my buddies were, like they called, me you,

519
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 3: know the Virgin, mary And i'm, like cut it. Out so,

520
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 3: then you, KNOW i was so. PRESSURED i had to

521
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 3: just tackle this one uh one half her down and

522
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 3: you know she didn't love, it BUT i had to

523
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 3: get off my, chest you. Know and, now what a

524
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 3: sweet childhood. Story and we don't get into this stuff

525
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 3: enough on the. Show we're all. People we're still, people and.

526
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 2: We get bullied and you, learn you learn to stand

527
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 2: up for.

528
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 3: Yourselves and we Were facebook for years until she killed,

529
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 3: herself and like it's just you, know it's life goes,

530
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 3: on you. Know and HERE i am In, hollywood and

531
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 3: Maybe i'll make a movie about her or something. SOMEDAY

532
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 3: i don't, know what a nice way to honor your?

533
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 2: Friend?

534
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, Uh, becky? Sure why? Not? Yeah and and and

535
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,239
Speaker 3: in a, way if she is in a, movie then

536
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 3: she never really did kill, herself because movies is. Forever

537
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 3: this is kind of WHY i got into, them you,

538
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 3: know because LIKE i, DIE i get you, KNOW i

539
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 3: do ten rails of, COKE i jump off a, Balcony i'm.

540
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 3: Gone guess what lives on? Forever The Mimbi.

541
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: Project every time you turn on the, tube there's a

542
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: little piece of you and they're, saying, Hello i'm Still

543
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: i'm still, here deal with.

544
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 3: Me should we get into our Pitch?

545
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 2: Yeah should we play a game of pitch pitch?

546
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 3: Top? Oh, yeah THAT'S i Guess that's Why i'm. Here

547
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 3: you guys want a little professional, opinion fire at, me

548
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 3: listeners at Home honors is the best in The bee

549
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 3: is at what's probably the most important, part and that is, pitching, selling.

550
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 3: Marketing it's in HIS. DNA i can't.

551
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 4: Argue we wanted to do a fun game Where hayes AND,

552
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 4: i who are very good in our own, right.

553
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 3: Kind of pretend to be stupid dopes like you guys

554
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 3: and do what you would do it if we're kind

555
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 3: of doing a pitch. Pretend, okay you stop right, now stop? It, not,

556
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 3: hey hold, on not everyone knows we're. Joking ring thumbing got? Me? Fuck, sorry,

557
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 3: DUDE i think one of the gems came. Out one.

558
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 3: Second i'm just gonna try to find the gem for my, thumb,

559
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 3: right which one was?

560
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 2: It was it the no parad your?

561
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 3: Birthstone, yes well it's simple as, Plentitude so.

562
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 2: That's a different.

563
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 3: Gem what is?

564
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 6: That?

565
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 2: Oh, no this is? From what is?

566
00:30:55,920 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 3: That hey's? Wtf who's this? From is that? From is?

567
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 2: That Marley shelton's the? Ear okay, right, yeah she's?

568
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 3: Lost yeah, right you punched it off her. Head he

569
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 3: was doing a he was trying to make her flinch

570
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 3: and just grazed.

571
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: The air and she did it like like she didn't

572
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: like pull back like you know WHEN i do, this

573
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: like you back off because my fis is about to be.

574
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 3: There i'm gonna bring flinching, back just like in, public

575
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 3: like in line, like, sorry, Dude i'm blowing. Up let

576
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 3: me take. This just gonna got a, text d. Definitely. Uh,

577
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 3: Anyway i'm trying to bring bring flinching, back like if

578
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 3: you're standing line At starbucks or not THAT i go To.

579
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 3: STARBUCKS i usually go to Like. Intelligentsia the coffee is

580
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 3: just way. Better have you been? There oh, yeah they

581
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 3: roast it there they it's. Roasted, NO i, know, Yes,

582
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 3: no we're telling.

583
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 2: Everyone we all.

584
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 3: Know, no it's for the, people for the people who don't. Know,

585
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 3: ye go get Them. Tiger have you been to that coffee?

586
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 3: Place what a fun. Name, yeah that's good because it's

587
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 3: like that's WHAT i need my coffee for it to

588
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 3: go get them. Tiger tiger in your. Belly So i'm

589
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 3: gonna start making people flinch in, public you, know and

590
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 3: then just be Like i'm, kidding you know the podcast Super,

591
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 3: Flinching Super. Flinching Then i'll buy him coffee BECAUSE i.

592
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 4: Can yeah, Money so let's pitch, pitchitch pitch. Stop so

593
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 4: he's gonna stop.

594
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: Us whenever we pretend to make a, mistake whenever we've

595
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: made a mistake that we wouldn't actually make because we

596
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: know we make a mistake on.

597
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 2: Purpose he's going to catch us making it as. Intentionally

598
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 2: here we, go M so we've all been to the grocery.

599
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 2: Store you go to buy.

600
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 3: Vegetables carrots and zucchinis are. Vegetabatoes you go to buy,

601
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 3: milk frozen. Food you could eat, that heat it up

602
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 3: if you eat.

603
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: It maybe you have a sample while you're. There you

604
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: buy your, Food you leave, bags but you, know bring your.

605
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: Own but what if when the lights go, out all

606
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: the food was a real, guy and some of it is,

607
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: friends but some of it is.

608
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 3: Fighting, OKAY i, mean, honestly, guys that was pretty good

609
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 3: to say pitch stop when you want to pitch. Stop

610
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 3: BUT i only am stopping it BECAUSE i think that's pretty.

611
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 2: Good, Okay, okay we. Agree do we want to do that?

612
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 6: One?

613
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 3: YEAH i, say LET'S i, mean can we delete that

614
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 3: part from?

615
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 2: Them we?

616
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 3: Can we can take. THAT i know guys At paramount

617
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 3: that we can take that.

618
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: Too, Yes brett knows that whenever we make an exclusive

619
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: deal of. That so Let's, brett let's strike that one

620
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: from and that from your.

621
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 2: Memory.

622
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 4: Brett that's called Food. Fight that's a New pixar. Film

623
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 4: it's sort of a war among the food and there'll

624
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 4: be some sort.

625
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 3: Of anyway fucking psych that garbage and here's, Why, okay

626
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 3: didn't want to get your hopes. Up let's just say

627
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 3: that was the. Flinch i'm talking about mental. Flinch oh,

628
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 3: god you guys are pitching a. STORY i just should

629
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 3: hail the full pretzel. Rod that's WHAT i, Do. Sean

630
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 3: so you guys were pitching a story with why.

631
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: Oh?

632
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 3: Uh well to give so people can have fun watching

633
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 3: the movie if your, kids my kids love. This Sh

634
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 3: shut the fuck. Up here's the. Deal when you go

635
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 3: into a pitch with the big wig you know WHICH

636
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 3: i consider the only people you should be talking, to

637
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,479
Speaker 3: the people that can green light your. Project you don't

638
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 3: pitch the. Story who the fuck cares? You pitch the marketing, campaign,

639
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 3: okay because, then guess, what you're saving them the legwork

640
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 3: and they don't care about your. Story you know, what

641
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 3: they care about the bottom? Line, Okay so start a

642
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 3: over and pitch me the marketing campaign because guess, What,

643
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 3: Uh Steven, Spielberg Jurassic park one of the. Masters you

644
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 3: know how that got? Started? Right? Sure it was a

645
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 3: it was a book about a dinosaur. Island see that's

646
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 3: what they tell people like you. Fuck i'm, like, okay so,

647
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 3: wow here we go one on. One what had happened

648
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 3: Was spielberg goes Into. Universal he, says, guys McDonald's toys

649
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 3: are blowing my. Mind my kid's gotta have. Them let's do.

650
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 3: Dinosaurs and they're, like, well we're not. McDonald's he, said

651
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Speaker 3: shut the fuck up and. Listen make a movie about.

652
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Speaker 3: Dinosaurs so my kid and everyone else's kid can buy

653
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 3: McDonald's Happy, meals get the, toy be, happy, mommy, happy daddy.

654
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 3: Happy it's a family. Affair. Okay guess what they. Did

655
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Speaker 3: they dug in the. Crates they found a fucking dumb

656
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 3: book Called Jurassic. Park what is? It didn't. Matter it

657
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,720
Speaker 3: became a marketing campaign that changed movies.

658
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 4: Forever and and what people remember about that movie now

659
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,720
Speaker 4: is owning a. Toy and no one's heard of that stupid.

660
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 3: Book and The Toronto Raptors Toronto raptors McDonald's Toys Ford

661
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Speaker 3: explorers wrapped in cool zebra style camouflage jeep wranglers like

662
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Speaker 3: an army green red combination still have the. Toy and

663
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Speaker 3: guess what they're making another. Movie you think they're gonna

664
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Speaker 3: market it a little. Bit, yeah just a little. Bit,

665
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Speaker 3: yes we were you what were you.

666
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Speaker 2: Gonna call us before when you said that's what they

667
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Speaker 2: tell you fuck fucking. Beasts is that what you were gonna?

668
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Speaker 3: Say, yeah, okay, okay BECAUSE i think that you guys are. Beasts,

669
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Speaker 3: okay your story. Beasts we know. That that's well. Document

670
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Speaker 3: did you guys got the? Goods you can tell a

671
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Speaker 3: tale begetting middle an end on his business, card circling back,

672
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Speaker 3: ANYWAY i think you guys can be marketing. Piece, okay

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Speaker 3: that's just. Right, Okay, well let's let's try. Again let's

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Speaker 3: try a, writer, actor, producer director in the industry that

675
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Speaker 3: it's almost impossible to do all four of those.

676
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Speaker 4: Things but that's just me, fresh, one clean. Slate we're

677
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Speaker 4: just coming at you totally with a new. Thing it's

678
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Speaker 4: a different. Meeting you're maybe even a Different.

679
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Speaker 3: I'm the same.

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Speaker 4: Guy we didn't, Wait Operation dumbo didn't drop on. Us

681
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Speaker 4: we dropped On Operation dumbo. Drop and that's Why.

682
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Speaker 3: Rayle coota's coming, back, baby and pitch, pause pitch, pause don't.

683
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Speaker 3: STOP i like. It you're talking about a lot of

684
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: things that are. Marketable this is a this is a

685
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 3: this is a property that. Existed it's got fans. ATTACHED i, Know,

686
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 3: RAYLEOTA i know is poised for something. Large you're missing one,

687
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Speaker 3: thing the. Brand just give me the brand Soft pitcher.

688
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Speaker 2: Picture zo, well the Brand russell.

689
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Speaker 3: Brand oh my, god he's gonna be in it, Too.

690
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Speaker 1: Okay and He's ray's friend and the two of, Them,

691
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: hm they find this elephant and, uh but he is

692
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Speaker 1: also a toy that you can.

693
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Speaker 3: Eat Eat, denny's eat. McDonald's, yes you go To denny's

694
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Speaker 3: and you eat this. Toy, okay Now i'm. Listening you Eat.

695
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Speaker 3: Denny's so it's what's in The and the elephant's name

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Speaker 3: could Be Grand, slam it could Be Southern. Slam it

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Speaker 3: could Be Indian slam because elephants are From. India we've

698
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Speaker 3: got the elephant. Meal do you, see like it's just

699
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Speaker 3: pouring out of me all of a. Sudden, okay m.

700
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 4: Hmm and the main thing is to get the person

701
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 4: you're pitching too excited enough that they do most of the.

702
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 3: Movie now you get, it, yes now you get.

703
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 4: It that's helpful because so many people, think number, one

704
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Speaker 4: they're there to pitch an.

705
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Speaker 3: Idea they have oh, man number. Two people do think

706
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 3: that if the pitch is, successful that then they go

707
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Speaker 3: make the movie good. Luck, yeah you're not gonna make

708
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Speaker 3: it alive In burbank with that kind of thought. Process,

709
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Speaker 3: sorry would it be fun for you to do to

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Speaker 3: now pitch us and just do a perfect? One? YEAH

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Speaker 3: i KNOW i could do. That, Okay i'm just gonna you,

712
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Speaker 3: know spitball one so way AND. Nascar you're the first

713
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Speaker 3: ever car race that goes through the subways Of New

714
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Speaker 3: York city and the movie says subway on your car

715
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 3: like subway. SANDWICH i, mean, yeah it's a play on

716
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 3: words like many sitcom. Titles but you know this is

717
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Speaker 3: so this is you have subway sand which is you

718
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Speaker 3: have the food you got The, olympics if we can

719
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Speaker 3: get if we, can you, know fast track this puppy

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Speaker 3: to Before. Rio all of a, sudden we're airing. Commercials

721
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Speaker 3: we can. Integrate Nastia lucan can be in a, commercial

722
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Speaker 3: she could be in the fucking. Movie you see What i'm.

723
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 3: Doing What i'm doing Is i'm pulling from different uh,

724
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 3: demos different brackets of entertainment and even sports because that's,

725
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Speaker 3: entertainment you, Know.

726
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 4: And immediately you're making hot. Wheels cars you can sell

727
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Speaker 4: like a jerk off calendar with pictures of the Fucking

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Speaker 4: Babesni lucan And.

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Speaker 3: Lucan she's that's a billion for one. Day In New York.

730
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Speaker 3: City you replace all the trains with cars that are

731
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Speaker 3: on the. Tracks people go down to the subway to

732
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Speaker 3: go to. Work our shows.

733
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Speaker 2: Up you can drive it.

734
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 3: YOURSELF i, think, yeah, sure we'll have The we'll have

735
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 3: the stars in the. Movie we can get you, Know

736
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Speaker 3: rayleiota BECAUSE i Was i'm feeling that and get him

737
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:14,280
Speaker 3: back in the. Mix we can get The hemsworth brothers

738
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Speaker 3: to be the. Stars they're in the. Cars you want

739
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 3: to go to the, office you. Can't what do you

740
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Speaker 3: remember the subway?

741
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 2: Car what mood you?

742
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 3: See? Subwasium you, know it's Like, elysium WHICH i think

743
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Speaker 3: didn't get a. Hit it didn't get a proper. Launch you, know,

744
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Speaker 3: nobody nobody reached out to, me AND i regret, that

745
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Speaker 3: but this is WHAT i do A Nascar what would you.

746
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Speaker 2: How would you have?

747
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Speaker 3: Done, yeah besides starring, it directed and write it, anyway,

748
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Speaker 3: uh produce. IT i Guess i'm a huge damon. Guy you,

749
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 3: KNOW i think he continues to bring lot to the

750
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Speaker 3: table and contribute to the arts and ways is that

751
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 3: people don't. Appreciate and look At, Ben Ben's ben's. Back you,

752
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Speaker 3: KNOW I i talked to him on a not so regular,

753
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Speaker 3: basis but you, know, it's, uh it's fun to see

754
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Speaker 3: him finally figure it.

755
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:19,959
Speaker 4: Out you must feel like it's seeing your little brother

756
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 4: finally you, know get his bike.

757
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 3: Going, yeah it's it's like like one of my little

758
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Speaker 3: black kids made a made a big movie And i'm,

759
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Speaker 3: like look at you, go let you. Go But elysium

760
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 3: the title's, perfect you, know it kind of says it.

761
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Speaker 3: All you get it right out of the. GATE i

762
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 3: want to see. That. Yeah or and if let's say

763
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Speaker 3: you're one of the you're one of the few people

764
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 3: that don't know what it, means let's do all black

765
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,760
Speaker 3: billboards that just Say elysium in like a lighter black

766
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 3: so you can kind of see it and maybe almost, invisible,

767
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 3: right and you don't know what it. Means so you're, like, well,

768
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,439
Speaker 3: YEAH i Guess i'll spend thirteen dollars you go see.

769
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 3: That BECAUSE i want to know what is the answer

770
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,919
Speaker 3: to the question that plagues me every?

771
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: Day it's almost Tim burton esque and it's use of

772
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Speaker 1: black shades and spooky.

773
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 3: Atmosphere, YEAH i mean that is? That the is? That

774
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Speaker 3: the tis school coming out? Of, YES i went To

775
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Speaker 3: he loves when people recognize that ABOUT.

776
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: I went to art school for movies and plays and

777
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: And i'm somelf taught in the big and sometimes it's

778
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: helpful and sometimes it's not.

779
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 3: So how great Is New? York what's the first place

780
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Speaker 3: you stop when you touch down In New? York the? Airport,

781
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 3: okay not much of a choice, THERE I i was

782
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 3: only half. Joking it is what the fuck?

783
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Speaker 6: Smell oh, no, god oh, shit, Fuck, bret give me

784
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Speaker 6: a fucking, towel, MAN i gotta clean this ship, up.

785
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Speaker 3: This motherfucker the fucking. Airport holy shit IT i love.

786
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Speaker 6: IT i love.

787
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 2: It we only have one question from The Popcorn.

788
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Speaker 3: Gallery oh, well, YES i guess we could ask do

789
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 3: we reach in? There?

790
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 2: Then, YEAH i guess we should reach in? There what

791
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 2: is it? Though the?

792
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 4: Segment, okay oh, RIGHT i forgot there's we do a

793
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 4: segment on this show called The Popcorn.

794
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 3: Gallery what does that?

795
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:44,919
Speaker 2: Mean you're?

796
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,319
Speaker 3: Saying you know you're, mad AND i don't blame.

797
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 4: You one thing that people can do to learn is

798
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 4: there something called The soccrates, method and it's from asking

799
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 4: questions that you get answers for.

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Speaker 3: Learning.

801
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: Hm, so so the way we can explain this is

802
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Speaker 1: maybe asking ourselves questions and then answering what the segment, is.

803
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 4: But so doing The socrates. Method what's something that people

804
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Speaker 4: go to see at a?

805
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Speaker 3: Theater i'm, SORRY i was checking a. Text what was?

806
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Speaker 3: It what's?

807
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 2: Something this is worth it if you can just pay.

808
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Speaker 2: Attention what's an?

809
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Speaker 3: Elysia? Yeah, yeah what's an? Elysium and where did you see?

810
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Speaker 3: That where it could you? GO i MEAN i only

811
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Speaker 3: go to The Director's guild theater to see movies and

812
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 3: movie movies that's the. Word okay because news slash we

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Speaker 3: don't shoot on film. Anymore, People, okay unless you're trying

814
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Speaker 3: to do uh what put a dent in the in

815
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Speaker 3: the in the studio's? BUDGET i, mean come, on we

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Speaker 3: may put that giggies, now, yes, Yes Dolby, Diggs i'm digging. It,

817
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Speaker 3: Yes so you're.

818
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Speaker 4: Doing so you go to see a movie's and you

819
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 4: don't want to have nothing in your hands the whole.

820
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Speaker 4: Time you want to all doing maybe eat? It what

821
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Speaker 3: Fish mm. Hmm did not anticipate, that, Well. Scandinavian so

823
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Speaker 3: it's just kind of what if you didn't want? Sweets

824
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Speaker 3: what if you you just were sick of? Sugar sure some, salty, yes,

825
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Speaker 3: yes probably bringing a bag Of. Dorito's but you got.

826
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Speaker 3: Caught but you got. Caught.

827
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Speaker 4: Yeah and also that's where a lot of the movies

828
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Speaker 4: theaters make their money is actually in the.

829
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Speaker 3: Snacks, BRO i don't get, caught But i'll go along

830
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Speaker 3: with this. Fantasy and just your conscience got the better of.

831
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Speaker 3: You you turn it. IN i get some buttered. Popcorn, yes, yes.

832
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Speaker 4: Okay so so we do podcasts about movies and people

833
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Speaker 4: that ask. Questions that's not the peanut, gallery because the

834
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Speaker 4: peanut gallery is not you, know, movies but it.

835
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Speaker 3: Is the popcorn gallery is a peanut. Gallery it's for like. Baseball,

836
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Speaker 3: yes that's for a different parts.

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Speaker 2: About.

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Speaker 4: Georgia that's like Brother, yes that's, Yes George Washington. Carver

839
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Speaker 3: Question huh m hm.

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Speaker 4: Hmmm business, card it's got a one nine hundred. Number

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Speaker 4: Us that's perfect situation or.

844
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Speaker 2: Something that is almost a callback to something that we

845
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Speaker 2: were doing. Earlier how is that in a?

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Speaker 3: Way? Mark?

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848
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849
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Speaker 3: yeah Although i've been trying to keep belts away from.

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Speaker 1: Him if you could find a, WAY i read you

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Speaker 1: to make that belt so it's not weight, bearing but

855
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Speaker 1: also so that he could resell it.

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Speaker 4: Free the edges or. Something, yeah and then but trying

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Speaker 4: to decrease the value too. Much he could use some

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Speaker 4: cash on.

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Speaker 3: Hand i'm not going to Scrap air's, belt, Man, please

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861
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Speaker 3: well if you're not giving it, back then it's not

862
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 3: even worth talking. About but he could use. Something there's

863
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 3: a question From.

864
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: Greggie Mister, holme do you put your pants on one

865
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: leg at a time in the? Morning and this is

866
00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: an actually really useful.

867
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 2: QUESTION i think.

868
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 3: Is that a serious? Question he doesn't. Say it's tough

869
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:11,439
Speaker 3: to say With. Greggy, well first of, ALL i don't

870
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 3: get up till. Afternoon SO i guess the answer is,

871
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 3: No i'm a little bit of a. Nighthawk are you

872
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:22,479
Speaker 3: more creative at? Night without a, doubt without a, doubt

873
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 3: that's when my juices are.

874
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: Flowing when everyone when all, that when the kids are

875
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: down and it's it's, like that's me, time AND i

876
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: just go out to the shed AND i faced that

877
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 1: blank page head.

878
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 3: On, YEAH i call chopping wood because, paper you, know was.

879
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 3: Trees so my chopping, wood man another page and chopping,

880
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 3: wood chop woold carry.

881
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 2: Water it's that on That Paul bunyan, tip fuck you and.

882
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 3: Babe you guys Watching, fargo.

883
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 6: Are we?

884
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 3: Ever we are really really well.

885
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 2: Done so.

886
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 3: Really just threads the needle of hitting this great tone

887
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 3: that is dark but. Funny, Yeah i'll Tell Billy bob

888
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 3: you from From, you please do and tell him THAT

889
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 3: i have one small, note which is if only they

890
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 3: could kind of repeat the information in the. SHOW i

891
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 3: Know i've given him the exact same. Note that's. CRAZY

892
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 3: i don't want to gang up on, them BUT i

893
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 3: will tell Him high From. You.

894
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 4: Yeah they tell us, twice sometimes three, times but why

895
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 4: don't you tell me four or five.

896
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 3: Times what's going on with these? People? Yeah, yeah well,

897
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 3: anyway but other than if it ain't a bad, show,

898
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 3: yeah don't don't note. It here's WHAT i. Know here's

899
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 3: WHAT i. Know exposition sets you, Free, yes you, know because,

900
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 3: then oh my, GOD i went and saw this, film,

901
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 3: film AND i say film because fuck this. MOVIE i

902
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 3: DON'T i don't like swearing all the time on your

903
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 3: on your on your your. Show but under The skin.

904
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 4: What?

905
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 3: Uh? YEAH i WISH i had popcorn for that piece of.

906
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 3: SHIT i, Mean i'm, like what's? Happening you see your?

907
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 3: Cans that's, great but then you see a bunch of

908
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 3: dudes rock card, digs And i'm, like what come, on,

909
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 3: man not. FAIR i wanted to see. Skin hence the

910
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 3: title of the, movie that's they mismarketed under the. Skin i'm, like,

911
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 3: okay what's under this, Great i'll see. Skin, Yeah but

912
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 3: like an exposition would have she just drives around picking

913
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 3: up these cool dudes who are just trying to fuck

914
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 3: kills them who exposition would set you? Free? THERE i mean,

915
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 3: like let me what if the whole let's say the

916
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 3: movie's ninety.

917
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 4: Minutes what if the first eighty five minutes was just

918
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 4: people saying that lady's in a who's gonna kill somebody

919
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 4: if they have sex, hello and then maybe we see.

920
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 3: That but if it, happens then while they're doing, it

921
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 3: she should Go i'm an.

922
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 4: Alien i'm gonna kill you right after, this and he

923
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 4: should be going, like you look like a hot babe to,

924
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 4: me and that's WHY i wanted to have sex with.

925
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 4: You But i'm pretty Sure i'm gonna get killed by

926
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 4: you the, alien and NOW i can enjoy, it.

927
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: And explaining how to get, hard like when these guys

928
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 1: are like getting rock.

929
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 2: Hard who even like how that?

930
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 3: Works, YEAH i MEAN i would be interested to.

931
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 4: Know that that could be very helpful to some of

932
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 4: what's been going on for, me because what your dick

933
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 4: just gets?

934
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 3: HARD i don't think so there's no there's science and

935
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 3: all kinds of must be some. Trick the human brain

936
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 3: is the original. Computer AND i will say this TILL i.

937
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 3: Die the way that it sends messages in the blink

938
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 3: of an. Eye, literally, yeah everywhere around your body It's

939
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 3: synapsi's firing blood your. HEART i don't know how does

940
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 3: your dick getting gorged increase in size and, uh you,

941
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 3: know create LIFE i don't. Know, well this could have

942
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 3: been a perfect opportunity to see a little skin and

943
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 3: learn SOME i know.

944
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 2: That movie for, Sure i'd pay whatever it. Costs, now like.

945
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 3: It's, WELL i go To Gold Cinema, movies all, right

946
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 3: where you can eat a nice. Meal yeah, yeah and

947
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 3: a big comfy velvet, couch and.

948
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 2: You know, what you can smell everyone else's food. Too.

949
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,320
Speaker 3: Well the wife AND i we like, to uh we

950
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 3: get two separate. Couches, oh Because i'm, like get off of.

951
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:39,359
Speaker 3: Me i'm trying to watch this film and you sit

952
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 3: next to her at. Home you guys didn't even catch my.

953
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 3: JOKE i, said, Film, OKAY i mean keep up because

954
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 3: fuck that. Movie, yeah it just fuck that.

955
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 4: Movie i'm sorry we missed your joke on. This thank

956
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 4: you so much for coming over and hanging. Now is

957
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:01,760
Speaker 4: there anything you have coming up you want.

958
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 3: To plug for? Us, well WORK ahol six is back

959
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 3: and bigger than ever in the new, year so look

960
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 3: out for that Come. January pretty pretty unattached to things till, then,

961
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 3: right But i'm doing a bunch of, tries you, Know

962
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 3: malibu try coming up this. Summer just got back in

963
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 3: gear for. That gotta get a new wet. Suit what's

964
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 3: your leg in? That what's your strongest?

965
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 2: LEG i, know just you, know for.

966
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 3: THEM i don't want to sound like a, pervert BUT

967
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 3: i got all three. Legs And i'm not talking about my, dick, okay.

968
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 4: But if you're, built if you are built like some

969
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 4: of the gentlemen in this room right, now it is

970
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 4: it is like having three.

971
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 2: Legs oh and that's that comes back to the challenge

972
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 2: of how to get something like.

973
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 3: That you do kind of have like a Young how

974
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 3: do you make? It? Yes how does it get? Bigger it's? Already,

975
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 3: YEAH i can ford you a link with THE u R,

976
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 3: o which seems like all the sort of materials been

977
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 3: used up in some, ways and so you need blood

978
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 3: to use in your body as. Well, Yes so where's

979
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 3: it coming? From are you going to pass? Out or

980
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 3: should you just sort of wrangle it or tape a

981
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 3: yardstick to it or something both? Sides, yes because currently

982
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 3: whatever's going on is not. Working, Yeah so please rate

983
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 3: us on, iTunes comment on the, forums like us On.

984
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 2: Facebook Jay Jeffrey parties bought the pro version this.

985
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,839
Speaker 3: Week CAN i just say it's so refreshing to hear

986
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 3: this kind of chatter on, PODCAST i JUST i get.

987
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 3: Inundated i'm, like you gotta listen to this, podcast AND

988
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 3: i do Because i'm a nice.

989
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: Guy but people are now and like just like getting

990
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 1: in the podcast to do like their big joke or,

991
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 1: whatever and not really talking about real stories and real

992
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 1: people and what it's.

993
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 4: Like to so much of a podcast culture is a

994
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 4: secret raw comedic content and just really well thought, out

995
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 4: structured ideas and you're never just hearing people really talk

996
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 4: about their.

997
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 3: Lives, business which is one of the. Same but you,

998
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 3: know back to you, saying people are always talking about.

999
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 2: Jokes you, know it's.

1000
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,840
Speaker 3: Funny most homeless PEOPLE x class clowns now they're on the.

1001
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 3: Street that's, great tell. Jokes you know WHAT i. Am

1002
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 3: i'm a business, man JAY. Z i mean like it's just.

1003
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 1: Yes to.

1004
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 4: Me to, me only two things are interesting, people real

1005
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 4: people like at the, core yes and.

1006
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 3: Money, yeah AND i don't really care about.

1007
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 2: People speaking of, Money Jeffrey parties bought The.

1008
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 4: Proverbs he bought The, provision which he spent a lot

1009
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 4: on and as a Favorite Jeffrey, Parties Uh anders is

1010
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 4: gonna describe a business card to you that you could

1011
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:12,879
Speaker 4: maybe use to get.

1012
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 3: Ahead, yeah, Okay Jeffrey parties is the last Name, parties

1013
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 3: because right then and There i'm, like this guy's a good.

1014
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 3: Time so my idea for a business card isn't a

1015
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 3: fucking business. Card it's a fucking party popper with your

1016
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 3: name and phone number email AT cedro wrapped around. It

1017
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 3: so when you, say, Man I'm Jeffrey, parties you pass

1018
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 3: them a party. Popper they pulled the string on the,

1019
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 3: confetti little tiny, Headshots you're, welcome fuck. Off give me

1020
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 3: a little bit of your money when you get rich and. Famous.

1021
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 7: Bye this has been An Earwolf media production executive Producers

1022
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 7: Jeff ulrick And Scott. Ackerman for more, information visit earwolf dot, com.

1023
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:10,720
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