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Speaker 1: So what I but four games in the owner's fire

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Speaker 1: Why not? When they he comes to he says, I

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Speaker 1: a good trade. You don't know. I'm speaking of my team.

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Speaker 1: I start with answers? You're talking about a damn fans.

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Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is bell O'Brien has made Do

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Speaker 1: as a coach. And then about that, if you, if

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Speaker 1: we asked you, lunch box, we would like for you

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Speaker 1: To show up and hang out be a badass. But

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Speaker 1: go ahead, coach. Wait here, Then you get and then

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Speaker 1: you only get paid this just your salary. That's actually

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Speaker 1: So you're firing the coach. Do you have no first

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Speaker 1: he does. Get hurts huge for the community, puts sandbags

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Speaker 1: telling you just Shawn Watson is alive and well. And

420
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Speaker 1: I just think good guys don't make good football players.

421
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 1: Peyton Manning not. I mean I don't know him, then

422
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: I don't. You don't know Shaun Watson either. I don't

423
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,479
Speaker 1: thought you knew Peyton. I don't know Peyton. And nothing

424
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 1: about Peyton or anyone's ever said about Payton has made

425
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 1: me think he's a good guy. Honestly, what have they

426
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 1: said about Deshaun Watson? Oh the lunch, the lady that

427
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 1: cleans the locker, the lady that cooks for the team.

428
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 1: She said, one time he gave her like a whole

429
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 1: game salary. Okay, that was not supposed to be out.

430
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,959
Speaker 1: That wasn't publicized. I'm telling you, I don't know if

431
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,399
Speaker 1: it was. Or he has a step in or something

432
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:29,919
Speaker 1: at some some woman that is devoted to staying behind

433
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 1: him because of what kind of character is. She told

434
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: stories about what kind of person he was in like

435
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 1: middle school and high school, and what he would do

436
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 1: as a young kid to help people. Just little things

437
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: like that that aren't even publicized. Everything. Okay, most people

438
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 1: help people without being publicized. J. J. Watt always has

439
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 1: a camera and people J J. Watt. It has to

440
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 1: be on camera. Everything has to be on camera. J J.

441
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 1: Watt there's a difference. If there's something good he's gonna do,

442
00:23:56,320 --> 00:24:00,160
Speaker 1: it's gonna be on camera. When when someone is even

443
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 1: the opportunity to say how good of a person you are,

444
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: don't believe it. But when other people go behind your

445
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: back to talk about how good of a person you are,

446
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: you can believe that they have no interest in it.

447
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: So what okay to answer my question, if you're the

448
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: Texans and you're you're in your you have salary cap.

449
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 1: I mean, you have the highest payroll in the NFL.

450
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 1: You got a hurricane come in your way right now?

451
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: Any chance you trade to Shaun Watson? No tank for Trevor.

452
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 1: They don't have a first round pull. Here's the thing

453
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 1: for here's the thing with Trevor. When do you ever

454
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 1: get a rookie quarterback that's gonna change your franchise? Well,

455
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: that's the thing, especially from and I'll even piggyback on

456
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: what you said, especially from a big school. I'm gonna

457
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: kangaroo off of what you just said. Patty Mahomes to

458
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: answer your question, he was that this is shocking. No

459
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 1: one said was rare. I mean the Chiefs traded up

460
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: to get him, and everybody's like whoa, They must really

461
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: see something. They weren't talking about him going top ten.

462
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: That was rare. It's rare for a top rated quarterback

463
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 1: out of college come in and just change an NFL team.

464
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 1: So why would you want to start fresh with Trevor

465
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,679
Speaker 1: Lawrence because they think he's a generational talent. Did you

466
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: watch him on Saturday? He got off the damn field. What.

467
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 1: I don't know what I said? Excuse me? What I

468
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: just I don't know, Like I think the Texans, I

469
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 1: don't know. Firing him as the coach Bill O'Brien was

470
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: a good movie. Because I think he's a good coach.

471
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Speaker 1: I think he's a good coach. I've always said he's

472
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Speaker 1: a good coach. I would like for him to have

473
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Speaker 1: his job back. No, I've always said he's a good coach.

474
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 1: I said GM. He makes terror. I don't know what

475
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 1: he's trading away, trading away like four draft picks for

476
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: Ton sold and paying him a million this year. Coach,

477
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 1: we're dealing with Corona. It's a weird. There's no one

478
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: in the stands. People are getting players are getting Corona,

479
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: and they're canceling games, postponing games, and you've already fired

480
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Speaker 1: four coaches, which is shocking that this dude wins division

481
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: and titles and Dan Quinn and Adam Gaze still have

482
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: head coaching jobs in the NFL. I can't, so I

483
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: think he's more fired for what he did as a

484
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: GM than he did as a coach. Yeah, but he

485
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 1: was three of them. He was the three role, So

486
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: you gotta fire him completely. Let me. You can't say, hey,

487
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: step into my office. We're gonna we're gonna take your

488
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: GM roll away and we're still good for a head coach. Yeah,

489
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna still let you be the head coach. Let

490
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: me ask the questions that don't get asked. So he

491
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: was fired when yesterday? Okay whatever? I don't know. So

492
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: does he go back to the offices to get his

493
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 1: stuff out or is he not no longer allowed on

494
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 1: the premises? Did any of this stuff that you guys

495
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: possibly know the answer to Eddie you were in TV?

496
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: Absolutely coach everyone, no matter how I have a position

497
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: they're in. They put their pants on one leg at

498
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: a time. All right, what does that mean? That means

499
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: they're just like us. They get a little cardboard box,

500
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 1: put their trophies. They're a little some dirty old shoulder pats.

501
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 1: Sometimes he breaks out at practice. Hey, he puts it

502
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: on the box and he has to get escorted out

503
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: by a security Now he has to get rid of

504
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: all of his Texans gear. And what Ron Rivera did

505
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: when he got fired by Carolina, he held a garage sale.

506
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 1: I thought that was Pretty's pretty cool. Ron Rivera seems

507
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: like a good guy, because what else do you need

508
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 1: with all that garbage. You're no longer going to be

509
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: with that team. You don't want to sport it on Sundays?

510
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,719
Speaker 1: That stuff so expensive, though, Now does he sit at

511
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: the home this Sunday and cheer for them to lose?

512
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: I bet he doesn't question coach whatever bar he's at,

513
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: and when he's ten deep, if it's on the TV,

514
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: then yes he's cheering it. But coach, he he ain't

515
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: looking at that TV until he's ten deep. Okay, hold on,

516
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: hold on. If he's watching the game and he sees

517
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 1: Texans are down by twelve, he's like, of course, I

518
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: don't know if it's different with these guys because they're

519
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 1: in football and there's only a part a season at

520
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: differ that's okay, okay, So if you got fired, I

521
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 1: hope for you guys to fail. Would you even listen

522
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: to the podcast? Exactly? I would actually throw my phone

523
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: in the lake. If I worked for um, let's just

524
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: say American Idol and I got fired from American Idol,

525
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: I would never watch American Idol again. So would these

526
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: guys ever watch the Texans again? Would they even watch football?

527
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:15,919
Speaker 1: They're gonna watch football. Bell O'Brien is gonna watch Housewives

528
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: on Sunday with his wife. Coach gonna catch up on

529
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 1: Big Brother, Big Brother all you've lost your damn mind. Coach.

530
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: Of course he's watching football. That's what you would think.

531
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: But I just ask you, guys, would you still listen

532
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: to acting? He's going to Vegas. He's betting against the

533
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,360
Speaker 1: Texans because he knows they're damn games. I like that.

534
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: I like that, and I feel like if I if

535
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 1: I were him, I would do just that. Plus that

536
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: doesn't know what the hell he's still gonna watch football

537
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: because he's gonna be back coaching next year. Yeah, but

538
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: you can take the year off. What does this year

539
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: do for you? Watch personnel, know who's gonna be hiring,

540
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: what teams you would like to put? Like if I

541
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: think he knows that right now, I don't think watching

542
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: you know, do you think he do you think he

543
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: still stands up and calls plays. He sits on the couch,

544
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: he's got a brew dove in one hand, and and

545
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: he's watching the Texans. He's like Romeo Coronell, What do

546
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: you called? I would have called it. He's got his

547
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: headset on option out of it. Get out of it. Hey,

548
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: David Johnson's course of touchdown. That's why I traded for him.

549
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: But you guys, let me go, You guys, let me go.

550
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: I'm traded for that guy. Those are all good questions.

551
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: Only he knows. Only he knows. I would like to

552
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: have a cam. I would like to instead of going

553
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: to Mike Pereira, why don't we go to Bill O'Brien

554
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 1: live on his couch. I'm over these dudes. I'm so over.

555
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: I am too, because all of them are so self

556
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: righteous and high and mighty. Well, when I was calling it,

557
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,959
Speaker 1: that wouldn't have been a catch. But now with these rules,

558
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: in these new guidelines, that's a catch. Okay. We get

559
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: when you were calling it, it was perfect and all

560
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: that cool. Mike Pereira, Day and Johnson, Dick by tell Dickey,

561
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: Dick eat Dick, you're talking about once again? He started

562
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: a sentence, doesn't know where he's gonna finish it. He

563
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: just he just stay rambling and yelling things and tries

564
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: to come up with some funny in the middle of

565
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: his sentence. Who's the other guy that they always go to?

566
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: Dude Blandino? More, you got the bland right. The dude's

567
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: about to put me to sleep every time. I mean

568
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: they do that, and then they now they go to

569
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: umpires in baseball. I mean it's like, dude, some of them.

570
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,719
Speaker 1: I get you're you're trying to really go through some

571
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: critical thought here, but just to spit it out. Catch

572
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: not like ah, the third foot and the toe, the

573
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: toes count as the what you just tell me if

574
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: it's a catch or not. You know, we're frustrated by it.

575
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: And you know who's even more frustrated by it, the announcer.

576
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: The announcers that already know the rule. They already they

577
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: know what to say. They played the game, they know

578
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: the rule, they know what the call is. They hate

579
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: the fact that they're not allowed to talk on that

580
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: and they have to pass the Dick Blandino. They have

581
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: to go to the they have to go to the

582
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: ref because they think we're just they're giving their opinion

583
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: when the ref will behind. But then they'll go to

584
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: Dean Blandino or whatever the st statutory I don't put

585
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: you five to life, gene statutory statutetory, whatever his name is.

586
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: Oh you know, if I was the ref, this is

587
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: the call I would make. And they come back and

588
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: they say the exact same opposite, and it's like, okay, see,

589
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: it's just hey, what about when they Hey, let's go

590
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: to Dick Vite or Dick Blanchino in l A. Right now,

591
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,959
Speaker 1: we're like, whoa Arnolds Dean Blandino. Now they're never ready

592
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: when they go to them, dude, and we didn't hire

593
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: Blandina's and now he works for work for him. They're

594
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: so damn slow Arnold's handing in the scripts. Uh yeah,

595
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: but I'm just it's it's so annoying. But I and

596
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: they do it in baseball now and I'm like, oh

597
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: my god, and they got to stop interviewing, Like baseball,

598
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: why do you interview the managers in the middle of

599
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: an inning like it is awkward, like recorded in between

600
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: innings and then just play it during they don't know.

601
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: They literally interview the managers why the game is going on,

602
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: which is again, I still don't understand what the manager

603
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: does anything. Also, not to sidetrack what you just said, Eddie,

604
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: because that's a great point. But now these interviews with

605
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: the NBA players were Lebron's fifteen feet away? Is there

606
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: a way? This is crazy technology where he just puts

607
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: on a headset and you talk to him through the headset,

608
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: and who cares about a reporter because you've got the

609
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: girl fifteen feet away. The player can't hear what she's saying.

610
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: She's yelling at him, right, It's so stupid, guys. We

611
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: don't need the chick with blank on a stick. You're wrong.

612
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: We do, And that's why she's there. And I don't

613
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: want this to come off the wrong way, but really,

614
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: the reason she's there is so all of us dudes

615
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: at home gonna be like she's hot, Like, let's be real,

616
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: so she needs to be on camera. That's the only

617
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: reason they hired her, right, But it just looks awkward

618
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: when they're fifteen feet apart and she says something, he

619
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: goes what But and they half the time they can't

620
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: hear the questions. They just answer their own question. Uh so,

621
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: what was the key tonight tonight's game? Huh well, I

622
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: shot that three because I was wide open. And they

623
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: don't even answer the question because they can't hear the court.

624
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: Never do put him in boxes. There's a way to

625
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: do it. There's a way to like, all right, look,

626
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: let's just we'll put you together on screen, but you

627
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: don't have to stand there. Since when are we like

628
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: hockey in the NBA where we interview people at halftime?

629
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Speaker 1: Last night they inter interviewed called Pope at halftime saying

630
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: you're in the leading score in the first half? What

631
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: was And he was like, you know, I just want

632
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: to go out there and be aggressive my teammates family

633
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: when I'm open. And I'm like, wait a minute, why

634
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: we interview players now at halftime? They do? They do

635
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: that on on NBA two Kent one coach, I thought

636
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: you were talking about almost like hockey because they have

637
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: those hockey glass things, the protective glass in between the announcers,

638
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: so all three of them are protected by that whatever

639
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: it is, bulletproof glass. What is it called bulletproof that

640
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: stuff it's in there's three dividers between them all. They're

641
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 1: not going to get side checked. They're not gonna get Corona.

642
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: They're not gonna get anything because they're in their own

643
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: booth and they're in the bubble. It's working, NBA's working.

644
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: Can we put all the NFL players in a bubble?

645
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: Too many people? Too many people? Too much? We're talking

646
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: about thirty two teams and okay, okay, can we put

647
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: them in different bubbles? Don't we put them in five

648
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 1: different bubbles and the only travel is bus from that

649
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: bubble to that bubble? What do you mean meaning? Like,

650
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 1: can you say bus that's no longer bubble? You can

651
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: still I mean you can still bust somewhere, and you

652
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 1: know the bubble looks that's considered a bubble. So I'm saying,

653
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: if it's too many players to be under one bubble,

654
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: can we have five bubbles and then you know, you players?

655
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 1: But where are you get I don't think there's enough

656
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: practice facilities and a weight room for two teams. There's

657
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: not a enough weight rooms in America. There's ten in

658
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: this city. You're telling me at Disney's Wide World of Sports,

659
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: where all those soccer fields are, you can't do football

660
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: fields there. There's only two teams in the NBA left.

661
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: Let's get them out of there. Hey, Lebron here, they'll

662
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: be out of there tomorrow night. Tomorrow night, thank you, goodbye,

663
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: thank you, moving your stuff out. You need to be

664
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: out by noon because we haven't a shout out Russell Westbrook.

665
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: He left an eight thousand dollar tip for the staff

666
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: at the hotel. And you say that someone else did. Okay,

667
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, you know what Lebron's gonna leave behind

668
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: a championship and a dirty jock. He doesn't give up. Well,

669
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: what about how long was he there? Uh? Because it

670
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: could only come out to be like ten bucks a day,

671
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: a month or two. Let's do the calculation. Eight thousands,

672
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: eight thousand dollars a hell of a tip. I mean,

673
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: it could be a hundred dollars a day. That's incredible.

674
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: He makes Uh. No, no, no, no, you don't compare.

675
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: Yes you can, yes, you can. Because if I made

676
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: that much money, guess what I would like to do

677
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: once in a while. But if it equates to like

678
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,919
Speaker 1: eight cents, it could. If I made Westbrook money, guess

679
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: what coach I'd be tipping everyone that I will say,

680
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: you know, what you would be like that and then

681
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: you'd be mc hammer where you're broke. Boys. That's how

682
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 1: they go broke, is you don't you just oh now

683
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: that generosity doesn't break, doesn't break? Yes, okay, they give

684
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: me ten dollars a day for the next three years

685
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: and do you need a dollar a day to Bovada?

686
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 1: Do you need it? If you needed it, I would

687
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: do that absolutely. Guess what I would not go broke? Coach.

688
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: Here's what I think. It wasn't a big enough tip that.

689
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: I love your point on that, Eddie. It was outside

690
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: of the box and I'm going outside of that bubble

691
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: box with you because it wasn't a good tip because

692
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: it didn't hurt him to give that. When I'm in

693
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: the Dominican Republic and my fiance says, hey, we need

694
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 1: to tip out all these people and it cost me

695
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: like two it's actually that feeling of hurt. It kind

696
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: of hurts when we tipped the people out. What you

697
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: call sacrifice. Yes, but those people haven't even been breastfeeding me.

698
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows what they did for Westbrook. They're

699
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: rubbing him down, they're giving him a back scratch, they

700
00:36:56,080 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: were changing his shower curtains, his towels, sponge bath. You

701
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: don't know, you know, Lebron's got him on that little

702
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: massage gun. They probably leave little chocolates on his pillows.

703
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 1: Is separate from the hotel staff. You don't know that,

704
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: You don't prove it. You guys are hilarious. Eight thousand

705
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: dollars is a huge tip. And I just want to say,

706
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: I shout out Russell Westbrook. I hate on your basketball game,

707
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: but props to you for being a good human. Back

708
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: to my bubble, what do you think? No, it's not.

709
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: There's too many people for an NFL bubble. I'm waiting

710
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: for a total city to go bubble mode because we're

711
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: talking if there's there's just at minimum, there's a hundred

712
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: people per organization that has to be in the bubble. Okay,

713
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 1: let's leave all the pr people at home. I'm talking

714
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: to work in your own town. Fifty three players, well,

715
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:53,720
Speaker 1: the text practice squad, the text coaches trainers. That adds

716
00:37:53,760 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 1: up to probably about a hundred cheerleaders. Cheerleaders fired, the

717
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 1: lunch box fired them too. Hey have you guys seen

718
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? Oh my dude, they're all getting there.

719
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: Eating ice cream and crap, dude, what if you know

720
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: they're not getting their fifty dollars a game? What if

721
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:27,439
Speaker 1: they brought him out mid season? A little we call

722
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: these Corona curs. They got the freshman. Yeah, I mean,

723
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 1: I just don't think it's it's possible to do it

724
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: at football bubble, that's it. And I don't know what

725
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: they're gonna do about the games this weekend, and you

726
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: better start picking up players and making trades and to

727
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 1: do it last week. But I'm still three and one.

728
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 1: That's why I'm a great coach and I'm not Bill O'Brien. No,

729
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 1: Bill O'Brien was a good coach. You're still and I'm

730
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: a good ceo because I spent my money earlier on

731
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: in the season. Well, uh, drafting. See that's the difference.

732
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: You're not using the money properly because you didn't have

733
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: to do any money, like if you're in an auction

734
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: league it may be a little bit different, right, So

735
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: not money, but pick wise, I was smart in my

736
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: rounds of picking. There you go. Do you hear what

737
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: Race said today? Eddie? Did you say said or day?

738
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: Hold on? It was that you raise the to day

739
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: that he thinks that US three will end up in

740
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 1: the champion. It will end up let playoffs of the fans.

741
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 1: Let me read my message post on wo box fifty

742
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 1: five Fantasy League dot com. I said, Sisson three and one,

743
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,479
Speaker 1: lunch his dad, three and one Matter the Box, three

744
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: and one Eddie four and oh Lunchbox one in three.

745
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,879
Speaker 1: But I said in parentheses, but we'll for sure still

746
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: make the playoffs because Lunch has some phenomenal teams. So

747
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 1: I said, I guarantee one of us wins it all.

748
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: Sorry sore losers Nation all y'all just got there's no way.

749
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: I think he just jinks us. All right there, that's funny.

750
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: There's no way. There's no Cobra's and condoms hits back. Sisson,

751
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: I would take that bet for a hundred US first

752
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: the field. That's a great bet. That's right. That's got

753
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: of a fun bet. Are you gonna do it? I

754
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: honestly will, I will. I don't like a coach. I

755
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: don't like it, but I mean there's no way that

756
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: we and we all end up. Let me look at

757
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 1: the division and it can't take it didn't take all

758
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: of us, It just takes one. Apoach me in first place,

759
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: batter's box, one game out of first place, Eddie first place,

760
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: lunch box, bottom of the feeder, but he's still climbing

761
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 1: to the top. And a good team. No, he's saying

762
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: that we will all end up winning. I'm saying that

763
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: one of one of us will win it all, will

764
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: win it all. I guarantee one of us wins it all.

765
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: Out of the eight coach, we put the league together.

766
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: Out of the six because you did a batters box,

767
00:40:55,200 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 1: then so out of the five, yeah, five, alright, out

768
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: of the five. That's a great bat I don't know, man,

769
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: eighteen piece chickens pretty good in my league. I mean

770
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: they're all there's good teams'bec why are all the food

771
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: teams good? Because barbecue is really good? And yeah, I

772
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: don't know now right. You want to hear something that

773
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: Eddie did yesterday that made it really awkward to the

774
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: golf course. Please tell me, so we go. Golf isn't

775
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: like one when they hit it hit the ball? No, No,

776
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: is it worse than random kicked Cody when he pooped

777
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: on the golf course the same course, but same course,

778
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: not as much. Eddie gets there a little bit before me,

779
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,760
Speaker 1: and he goes, pays whatever. He's on the putting green.

780
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: I come and I pay, and I go and I

781
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: go put my bag on the cart and there's no key.

782
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: I'm drinking and I'm like, Eddie, where's I didn't give

783
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: me one? All right? So I go inside and I'm like, hey, man,

784
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: can we get a key for the golf cart. He's like,

785
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: I gave it to him when he checked in. This

786
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: is what the guy says. Okay. So I go back

787
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: down the lunches the dad he's in the middle of it. Okay,

788
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: this is soward me. Uh So he get you gave me?

789
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: So I go back out and I say, Eddie, he says,

790
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: he gave it to you, and he goes. I mean,

791
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: he can say that all he wants if that's what

792
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: he wants. To stay. He I'm I don't have the key,

793
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: and he goes, so I don't have the key, and

794
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay. So at this point I'm thinking Eddie

795
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: will get up and go talk to the guy and

796
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: figure this out. But he wants me to go back in,

797
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: so I go back in him. So I answer him

798
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: and he goes, so you don't have the key, Okay,

799
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: let me go back inside. So I go back inside

800
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey man, he says, he says, he

801
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: doesn't have anything, and this dude, well, would you need

802
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: the key to go? Like, we can't go anywhere without

803
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: a key, so you gotta figure something out. So I

804
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: go back in and the guy looks at me, goes,

805
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: I gave it to him, he obviously lost it, and

806
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: he tosses me another key. Wow, And I'm like, at

807
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,919
Speaker 1: least there was a half the ending to this story.

808
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: What was the happy ending? He thought he gave me

809
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: a game and I lost it. I didn't get a

810
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: damn key. I love that lunch went back and forth

811
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: at least two or three times. He was very thank

812
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: you sir. He would present Eddie's case to the other guy.

813
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: Didn't Yeah, he would go, he would come to his argument.

814
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: I'd go back to Eddie, and then the fact that

815
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: he looks at me goes, he lost it. He's convinced

816
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: I lost the key. So Eddie, he never gave me

817
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 1: a damn That is so weird that he was a

818
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: stickler to it. I thought the customer was always right.

819
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: And he accused me of losing it. Oh no, he

820
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: didn't accuse you he was you know what I hold

821
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: on if I was on that golf court and went

822
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: back inside and been like, hey listen here mother, Um,

823
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: I didn't lose the key. And if you think that

824
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,439
Speaker 1: I'm stealing this key, so letting come back at night

825
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: and just have a little fun course and drive around

826
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: with a golf court, you're mistaken. There's no monetary value

827
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: in me stealing the key. So take this key and

828
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: actually stay get right up your That's what I would say.

829
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: It's not bad. It is kind of interesting that golf

830
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: cart keys are universal. Oh are they really? Yeah? I mean,

831
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: if they're not, it's not Alexis golf car in high

832
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: school my senior year, my buddy Tommy hits us up

833
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: as I do, and he's like, dude, meet us at

834
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: meet us at Randalls, Randalls, Randall's, Randall's parking lot, Randall's

835
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,919
Speaker 1: parking lot. And we're like, what in the world toime.

836
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: He goes like, this is the funniest thing you've ever seen,

837
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: funniest thing you've ever seen, said, meet me at Randalls

838
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: parking Lot. Yeah, you hit us on the page, hit us,

839
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: hit us on the page, or you know. When we

840
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: call him back and this is what he tells us.

841
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: All right, so we roll in the in Tommy's an

842
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 1: over exaggerator, and we roll up in the Randalls parking lot.

843
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: We're like, where's Tommy, where's Tommy? Here comes Tommy driving

844
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 1: a golf cars. Stole it from an apartment complex, you know,

845
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 1: like when they when you go to the one, they

846
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,919
Speaker 1: drive you in the car golf CARTE had to walk

847
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: around the hey he left they had left the key

848
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: in the golf cart. And so then we're driving it

849
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: all over. So at what time of day is this.

850
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: It's like midnight, you guys, hit up. It's not suspicious.

851
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: A bunch of kids in the Randall's parking lot and

852
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: doing donuts on the golf cart. No, we drove it

853
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 1: down the road, and we drove it everywhere everywhere. So

854
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: then probably about three in the morning, we're decided, let's

855
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: let's go off roading in the golf cart. Do that.

856
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: First of all, that thing's out of power and everything,

857
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: so the maintenance guy has nothing. The next day it's

858
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: got a charge. You don't have a golf cart. Don't

859
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 1: have a golf cart. So literally driving I mean there's

860
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,919
Speaker 1: chicks on the car. There's like seven of us. Yeah,

861
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: I thought it was you guys riding Jimmy's left and right,

862
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 1: and there's no and we're going through We're going through

863
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: yards in the golf in the roof. HiT's a branch.

864
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 1: Get over here, Chanique will get on my life and

865
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: boom we all go flying out of the golf cause

866
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: it tipped. Yeah, it hit the branch and tipped it backwards.

867
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: And one girl, big old bruise on her leg. And

868
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: we're like, so we ditched the golf car, hit the

869
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: air bags, if you know what I'm saying, Coach, do

870
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: you know I was a motor bo I was all

871
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: safe thanks to Sarah. Thank you girl. So we ditched

872
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: it in the woods, like dude. Next day, we're like,

873
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 1: we gotta take this back. We gotta take this back.

874
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: You're conscious, Yes, you guys ditched in the woods like

875
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: it was a gun or something like it was like,

876
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: I mean, let's bury it just left it just left

877
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:44,399
Speaker 1: it side in the woods. But it leaves over. It's okay,

878
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: it's a golf car. Guys making a shallow graves. We're

879
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: gonna throw in the back of this guy, Robs. Let's

880
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: take the battery. We can make money out and we're

881
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,720
Speaker 1: just gonna we're gonna drop it back off a department company.

882
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: The cops are waiting for you, coach, and we's total.

883
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: It's like the next night, so it's dark, and so

884
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: we put it where was the cart the whole day

885
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: in the wood, and said, my gosh, it lasted the

886
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: whole day in the wood? Was the top broken kind

887
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 1: of it's kind of dented, and so we we we

888
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 1: can't shut the tailgate because it won't fit. So we're like, hey,

889
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 1: we can just hold on to to get the golf

890
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: cart in the truck, lifted it all of you guys,

891
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: like eight of us to no. No, the girls weren't there.

892
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: Put your acid to it. Wait, think we're just gonna

893
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: hold on to this golf car. You guys take off

894
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: and we're going up the hill and we're sitting here going,

895
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: oh my god, because there's only two of us in

896
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: the back holding on to the golf Slow the hell down.

897
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: There's two of us holding onto the golf cart, and

898
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: there's another buddy, Aaron, in his truck, and we're just

899
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: like all right, we can't know, we can't know. We

900
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 1: just let it go right, No, no side row and

901
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: it's going right for aaron truck and he's able to

902
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: reverse out and ruin it. Boom, crashes into a tree

903
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: in someone's front yard. That's it. That's that's what. That's

904
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,760
Speaker 1: where the adventure is. Nope, Forrest jumps out runs dude.

905
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: Geico had their ascid handed to them. They know a

906
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 1: thing or two because they've seen it. And it crashes

907
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: into a tree and Morse is trying to start it,

908
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: trying to start the golf cart, trying to start there's

909
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: no smoking. Come on, Oh yeah, you woke in the

910
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: whole neighborhood up. So bailout, bail bailout, and where it's

911
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: a few hours later and he goes, at least I

912
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,879
Speaker 1: still kept the key. Okay, here we go, the universal key.

913
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: Universal key went to another apartment, Combine got another golf cart.

914
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait back it up.

915
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: So the whole point of your story, the reason you

916
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: started this story is because you said one key fits

917
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 1: all on all these parts. Now are you telling in me?

918
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: Because I felt like you buy a fleet, a fleet

919
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: of eight. Now they make him more advanced. Okay, that's

920
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: gonna say. There's no way that that same key starts

921
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: the one we were in yesterday, right, because we went

922
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: to a couple of apartment complexes and it didn't work

923
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: on those, Okay, so we go to another one and

924
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: we got it, and we drove it all around three

925
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: sixty drove the golf cart on three six Capital of Texas,

926
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: Texas Highway. That's called Mopack. It's not. Yeah, I mean,

927
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,439
Speaker 1: we were idiots, but we're like, we're never doing that again.

928
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: Next night, I took another golf cart. Coach, you had

929
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: three golf carts that you guys. Never tell you guys

930
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 1: about the time I wrecked the golf cart. Yeah, I'll

931
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 1: tell us about, Okay, alkay. So buddy, Steve, is this

932
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 1: one on the golf course? Yeah, we're actually playing golf

933
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: and I'm teamed with Steve. It's me. Steve Bones from

934
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 1: the Big is also there, but he's on his own

935
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 1: cart up ahead. We're going down. I will, I will.

936
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: The golf course will remain unnamed because I'm not allowed

937
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: to go back to that Austin city. Nope, So we're

938
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 1: If I was gonna guess, i'd guess, mo, Willie. Not

939
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: not even close, was it? Uh No? No? No, it

940
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: was Alcon Yeah, no, not close. Okay, So Steve, just

941
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: the preface, is it blue ridge? And props to props

942
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: to my boy Steve. He's lost a lot of a

943
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: lot of weight, but back in the day he weighed

944
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: what Coach just put it? Why would you put that out?

945
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 1: I mean, because this is a big part of the story.

946
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: Ways about three hund Why don't you also tell us

947
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,439
Speaker 1: his size? Well, his shoe size is ten. It wasn't

948
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: very big. Okay, So we're going we're going to the

949
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: next hole, and we're going down a hill. I'm talking

950
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 1: like the hill is steep, big hill. So just if

951
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: you're in Austin, there's a golf course with a big hill.

952
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: Shut up, remember Steve grading. Okay, Steve's drinking mad dogies.

953
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,479
Speaker 1: You know he's got this bottle. I assumed you guys

954
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,959
Speaker 1: both were. And I'm like, all right, Steve, we're going

955
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: full speed, baby, let's go. Man. I put pedal to

956
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: the metal and we're going. I mean, no longer can

957
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: I slow down. I'm going so fast now, given what

958
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: about the brakes went out? I'm tapping the brakes, Coach,

959
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: and then every time I hit the break, the back

960
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: starts moving like I'm fished. You're about the jack knife.

961
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 1: That's so I'm like, oh god, oh god, this is trouble.

962
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: This is trouble. And Steve was like, oh, slow down,

963
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 1: slow down, slow down. I'm like, Steve, I can't slow

964
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 1: down your three pounds. I'm one eighty dude. We're gonna

965
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 1: I mean, we're flying. So at this point, are you

966
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: thinking break or just keep flying? No, so I'm thinking

967
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: to flip it. We have to keep flying because I

968
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: can't stop. What hole you headed to shut up? And

969
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: so I'm like the only way to do it is

970
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: to get off this cart path and just go on

971
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: the grass, and the grass will slow us down, right,

972
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 1: So I just like a diesel truck. They have those

973
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: off ramps exactly, coach. So I get off the cart path.

974
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: We're on the grass. We're jumping a little bit. Is

975
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 1: this just after you'd watch Jackass? No, I didn't notice

976
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: that at the bottom of the hill there was a

977
00:51:54,640 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: creek like a ditch. So we're going on straight for

978
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:05,280
Speaker 1: the ditch. I slammed the brakes. We do nothing but slide.

979
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: Hit the ditch. The front tires boom, just stop. They

980
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: lock up in the bottom of the ditch. Me and

981
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:15,720
Speaker 1: Steve go forward. The whole cart flips front forward, over

982
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like, next thing, you know, Coach, I saw flashes,

983
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: like did you block out? I saw flashes. I heard

984
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 1: Steve so like short like a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

985
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: I was at the on the floorboard when it all

986
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: came to an end. I was at the floorboard, on

987
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 1: the fetal position, on the bottom of the cart. The

988
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: cart is on its side and it's on Steve. Talk

989
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 1: did you have your seatbelt on? No seatbelt and golf

990
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: carts and the cart is on Steve and he's like,

991
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's it. I killed Steve. Killed Steve still,

992
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: Steve still with us today. He's doing great yesterday. If

993
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: you would have killed him, you did it in five years.

994
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 1: Coach so bones from the big he hears the screech

995
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: and he's like, turns around. He said, I saw it

996
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: all happen. It was like slow motion. It was beautiful.

997
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 1: You guys went flying in the air. Steve fell off,

998
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: but somehow the car ended up on Steve. You went

999
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 1: straight hit the top and then went start to the bottom.

1000
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 1: It was fantastic because we're all okay at that point,

1001
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: so we're trying to pick up the cart and get

1002
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 1: Steve make sure he's okay, and a listener from the

1003
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: Big Shoe, Hey you Bobby Bones. So Bobby was like, yeah, man,

1004
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: he takes a picture of the due. Well, we're like

1005
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: almost dying, and so is that the end of the round?

1006
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: And so we we get the cart toad. Yeah, We're

1007
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,399
Speaker 1: like we're done. We can't play anymore. They come pick

1008
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: up the car they towed to the front, and they

1009
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 1: find Steve's an empty bottle of matt They're like, look

1010
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:52,959
Speaker 1: what I found. The two he said, I wasn't driving,

1011
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,800
Speaker 1: not driving, coach, and they got my driver's license, credit

1012
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,320
Speaker 1: card number ever you have to pay for that? That

1013
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: never but they never built me. I can't believe you'd

1014
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: actually give him your credit card, Coach. I was terrified.

1015
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's it, Like, I I don't know what

1016
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 1: to do. But Coach, you've ever heard about just giving

1017
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:10,879
Speaker 1: him a movie card or something? Have have you ever

1018
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 1: said about peace out? Yeah, let me go get in

1019
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 1: my car real quick, Coach. I gave him everything, But

1020
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 1: you know what, they'd never charged anything, Thank goodness. Knock

1021
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 1: on wood. Well, it's call him. No, what's that golf

1022
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: course name. I can't tell you, dude. They find the

1023
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: mad dog and they knew that was the cult and

1024
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: coach tone to this day never been back back. I

1025
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 1: don't really drive. Oh, he won't. He won't drive the

1026
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,919
Speaker 1: golf cart. He won't. I won't drive the golf cart.

1027
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: I get PTSD. Well, I mean, McCay, you're fine. It's

1028
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 1: all flat coach. That doesn't matter. He gets in the

1029
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 1: pastor's side every time he puts his golf back. Sure,

1030
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 1: I'm the first one and we're playing with someone, I'm

1031
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: the first one there, and I put my golf back

1032
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: on the past to make sure of it. And he

1033
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: doesn't like to drive, and I didn't keep the key.

1034
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:01,720
Speaker 1: And what a story? What a back to backstory? Guys, coach,

1035
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:06,760
Speaker 1: what's your golf? Which I wish I had anymore? Oh, coaches,

1036
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: ever since I got engaged, I had to give it up. Boys.

1037
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: I couldn't lose those seven hour time slots during the

1038
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: middle of the day. I can't. I'd come home exhausted

1039
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: seven hours. I don't know what kind of are you doing? Coach?

1040
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 1: Come on, hey, the one course has nineteen no big

1041
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,800
Speaker 1: bear out there in Arkansas. The one that Philip Morris

1042
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: plays at what are you talking? Nine holes? And then

1043
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 1: the nineteenth is like an island green. Okay, is it

1044
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: count Yes, it's a part what part? No? No, what's

1045
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 1: the course? I don't never play? I mean, I mean

1046
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: you got an extra hole. It's come from the Big Show.

1047
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: Play hey, big bear out in the Ozarks. Someone from

1048
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 1: the what the Big Show played that course? Coach, that's

1049
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: where you say it the Big Show? But yeah, I

1050
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: think I need I think I decided I need to

1051
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: take golf lessons. He did, coach, he did say that

1052
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: yesterday after is around. We both played really badly. But

1053
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I don't care like it's fine. I

1054
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 1: have a bad round, sucked. I feel like sometimes I

1055
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 1: paid for nothing. You know, it's like what it looks

1056
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 1: like you wasted your dad. Yeah, I get that, But

1057
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: I'm cool. I'm fine. I played great, sometimes I play mediocre.

1058
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:21,240
Speaker 1: Sometimes I play bad sometimes, but lunchbox usual. That's it.

1059
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 1: I think it's time I need to get lessons. I

1060
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: just think that I probably should get golf lessons because

1061
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 1: I I don't hit the ball very well. No, and

1062
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 1: you only played three clubs, four clubs, four or five

1063
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: clubs out of your whole bag, the driver, the three wood,

1064
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 1: four iron or or whatever. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying.

1065
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 1: So I think I need to take lessons. I just

1066
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: don't know how you because anybody can say they can

1067
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 1: give lessons, but how do you know they're telling you

1068
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 1: the right thing? But they give good lessons. People are like, oh,

1069
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: I can give you lessons. I'm like, do you give

1070
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,319
Speaker 1: good lessons? You know what I'm saying. Well, and here's

1071
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 1: the thing. Like golf, you you learn golf to europe ability.

1072
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: So someone who's like he knows all the techniques of

1073
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 1: golf that works for them, that's fine, But look at

1074
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 1: look at the mean Like look at Matt Wolf who

1075
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,879
Speaker 1: taught him to swing like that Wolf? His his swing

1076
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 1: looks terrible, but he hits the ball great. Bubba Watson,

1077
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: he looks terrible. He looks like an old man trying

1078
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: to play golf, but he hits great. So so somebody

1079
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 1: needs to look at you and say, you know what,

1080
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna change you. I'm just gonna make what

1081
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: you already have better. And I just need to I

1082
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 1: need to learn a little bit of Hey, how to

1083
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: hit the irons? I mean because I really have just

1084
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: learned in the past few years. I never even used irons.

1085
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: He kind of how to aim them. And also I

1086
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 1: just need to get about fifteen more yards on my

1087
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: clubs because like my driver, I am just too far

1088
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: out every second shot, I don't really have a chance

1089
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: to go for the green because I'm too damn far back.

1090
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: And I just decided that if I'm gonna keep playing

1091
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 1: this game, that I do get frustrated, but I do

1092
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: a better job of not letting it ruin the whole day.

1093
00:57:56,520 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: Like I've gotten a lot better, but I still not

1094
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 1: ruining the day. I just need to get better because

1095
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: there's there's holes like I'll play and there's a creek

1096
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: that's off the tea and I'm like, I can't make

1097
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 1: it over that. If the creek is about one eighty away,

1098
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:13,919
Speaker 1: either Lunchbox is gonna go in it or he's gonna

1099
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: go short of it. Yes, because I didn't hit the

1100
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: ball yards in the air, no way. And you need

1101
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: you a trainer, coachy. I do I need. I need

1102
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: someone to teach me. He but seriously, I do want

1103
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 1: to say props to you man. It used to be

1104
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,439
Speaker 1: very miserable playing golf with you because you would get

1105
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: piste and what would I tell you every single time

1106
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: you get pissed? Dude, you suck. Just be happy with

1107
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 1: I understand, but I don't like sucking is the problem. No,

1108
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: But the fact is you do. I get that. But

1109
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 1: then you have but then you have the days where

1110
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: you go out there and you're shooting the eighties and

1111
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: you're like, man, I'm getting good. You got lucky, and

1112
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 1: then the next day you shoot high nine. Yes, like

1113
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 1: I suck. I know, I know, yeah, make you want

1114
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: to play right. It's where everyone takes a drink from

1115
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 1: their from their drink. Play like once or twice a year.

1116
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 1: I did the Hawaii golf you played with us when um,

1117
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 1: oh yeah I did random. I do a random Saturday

1118
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 1: every six months. That's all that's good for six Yeah.

1119
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 1: I mean I think I need lessons. I think. I mean,

1120
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: it was just yeah and after And it started off

1121
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,919
Speaker 1: the day bad yesterday when Eddie stole the golf cart key.

1122
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: That's really where it all went downhill. And then Eddie

1123
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: Birdie's the versus hole and I was like, well, maybe

1124
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: I need to steal a golf cart key. And then

1125
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 1: it just went downhill from the coach. I tried lunch

1126
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:29,919
Speaker 1: I tried to get Lunchbox to do something really funny.

1127
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: You wouldn't do it, Oh my god, this is eddieouldn't

1128
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: do it either, though. So we're on the fairway right

1129
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: in some hole and there's another hole next to us

1130
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 1: going the opposite direction. Hit onto him. So something no, no,

1131
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: somebody's just teen off and they go through the trees

1132
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: and lunch Box goes, oh, that's coming straightforwardus and it

1133
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: hits our golf cart boone and I go, ah, like

1134
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 1: just instinct joking, you know, And so I was like, dude,

1135
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 1: we gotta keep because they can't they can't see us

1136
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 1: from the tea box, but they definitely heard. Ah. And

1137
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 1: Eddie wants me to do something on the ground, and

1138
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: please just lay down on the ground, Lay down the

1139
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: ground and I'll get there and like make sure, trying

1140
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 1: to make sure you Okay, you wouldn't do it, but

1141
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 1: anyone do it either. But we were crying, laughing just

1142
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: thinking about doing it. What would you think if you

1143
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 1: got to the tea box, you're here and you drive

1144
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,919
Speaker 1: up in someone in the ground. Dude. Hilarious, especially since

1145
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 1: they couldn't see you. You could have pulled it off.

1146
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: It would have been pretty fun, even just a video.

1147
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 1: And he's just laying on the ground. Nuts. You know,

1148
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 1: these guys have had a couple of beers. All of

1149
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: a sudden, they're gonna tighten up real quick. They can't

1150
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 1: tighten up, dude, they can't get to their facility. Oh

1151
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: all right, you guys been watching baseball, doll No, no,

1152
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 1: as the Yankees raised has been really and one last night.

1153
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:54,800
Speaker 1: I saw the raise one last night. Astro's up to oh,

1154
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 1: the Dodgers one, the Braves one, I mean, but the

1155
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 1: Yankees raised that go up to one to night. That's

1156
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: a huge game watched. Yeah, let's go right. And I

1157
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 1: didn't watch any of the NBA Finals because I just

1158
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 1: know the Lakers are gonna win. It was a close game,

1159
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 1: but Lebron's gonna win another m v P, win another title. Congrats. Hey,

1160
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: I gotta say the heat. They might be good for

1161
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 1: a few years to come. They got a good little squad,

1162
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: a little scrappy bunch. They're not gonna win another game now.

1163
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 1: That Tyler hero, he's pretty good. He's a hero. When

1164
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: when he left Kentucky earlier, I was like, what's this

1165
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 1: guy doing? You didn't he didn't play that well in Kentucky.

1166
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: He didn't play that well. And I was like, you're

1167
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 1: going to NBA early. Come on, you're a joke. Okay,

1168
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: jokes on me. Yeah, So pay attention. Corona is gonna

1169
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 1: postpone a lot of games and hopefully we'll have football

1170
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 1: tomorrow night. The Bears the Bucks to head to head

1171
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: super Bowl winning quarterbacks full Brady. Let's Brady get his

1172
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 1: revenge the problem for sure. Hey, and if you want

1173
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: to pick for your eliminator this weekend, there's only sixty

1174
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 1: three people left and the sore losers elimit Nator. So

1175
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 1: you know I never got in on that. I'm in

1176
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm still in it. Sam Donald out Sunday versus Cardinals.

1177
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 1: Joe Flaco Flaco Flame will be starting at QB for

1178
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 1: the Jets. He scares me. Why because he's so terrible

1179
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,960
Speaker 1: now because he could be good. You look at that

1180
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 1: game and you're like, hey, man, was flocking flock? Really? Like,

1181
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 1: what's he gonna do? Betting? But he I bet he

1182
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 1: can still play a little bit. That sounds like you're

1183
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 1: gonna bet it? Coach, I'm talking I'm thinking about it.

1184
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 1: You better not bet for Flacco. The Jets are the

1185
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: Jets are the worst team in football. But I always

1186
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 1: think of it like this, when you're placing a bet,

1187
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 1: you're putting your money in that quarterback's back pocket. Do

1188
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 1: you really want to put your money? And would you

1189
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 1: rather have Kyler Murray? But they are holding your money?

1190
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 1: But Kyler Murray or Joe Flaco. But the shine is

1191
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: a little bit off. The Cardinals. They've had two stinkers exactly.

1192
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,480
Speaker 1: And what they're doing, what Vegas likes to do is

1193
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 1: when they see that, they're like, Okay, everyone's really just

1194
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 1: gonna lean towards area. Did you see Kyler Murray's amazing

1195
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 1: snat He had one of the most the most completions

1196
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 1: were like the short fewest yards in NFL history this

1197
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 1: past weekend. I think he had twenty four completions for

1198
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 1: a hundred and fifty eight yards. Just little d dacks

1199
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 1: a headline about Dak being phony, like phony stat guy, Like,

1200
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,520
Speaker 1: what what was that? I didn't see that I didn't

1201
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:17,440
Speaker 1: see I guess I guess the article was kind of

1202
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: trying to focus on like stats number das numbers look

1203
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 1: like he's such a good quarterback. Reality, they're not. I

1204
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: didn't see that. You should have sent him to read it, though,

1205
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 1: I like to read that crap. You don't want to

1206
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 1: hear the depressing stuff. You just want to hear the

1207
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 1: good stuff. Run the ball more. You know once that

1208
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 1: I did read the Dallas Cowboys throw the ball more

1209
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 1: than any other team than if I agree, I mean,

1210
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 1: with with those receivers, wouldn't you more than the Chiefs?

1211
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 1: Name four Chief's receivers? Go Ray, not you, Kelsey Hill,

1212
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 1: that Solomon dude, Okay, we're not counting. And then Pierre

1213
01:03:55,480 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: Garson the running back exactly? Who name me? Four Cowboys receivers?

1214
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 1: Gallop Cooper he used to be witting and this isn't working.

1215
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 1: Not Jerry Judy ceedee lamb, here we go one more?

1216
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:20,000
Speaker 1: Uh Vanderbeek No, alright, we don't, hey man, let's go raise,

1217
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 1: Let's go raise. Let's go Ray. He's got the long

1218
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 1: the futures. Bet, I got the raise and the braid

1219
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,080
Speaker 1: is winning it all. I got ticket on both of him.

1220
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: So let's raise Braids world series. Alright, good luck, cut, goodbye. Yeah,

1221
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 1: I think I'm done. All right, Oh, don't talk Ray,

1222
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 1: won't cut this off. I mean, don't talk because Ray

1223
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:43,080
Speaker 1: will leave it in. You know, somebody left in when

1224
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: we were doing the mic checks. Somebody. I told you

1225
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:51,360
Speaker 1: I couldn't hear the audio. I know. I mean I

1226
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 1: draped acrop a couple of s balls. I heard you

1227
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 1: were like, these headphones? Are sure? You said that? I

1228
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,400
Speaker 1: guess because Ray was saying he could only hear on

1229
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:01,720
Speaker 1: one year and I was like, these headphones are headphones?

1230
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:06,640
Speaker 1: Are pieces? Man? I don't know. And then Bray left

1231
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,440
Speaker 1: it in there. I'm getting DM. I'm like, hey, you

1232
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: guys know you got all this stuff on the podcast.

1233
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I told you in that studio I

1234
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: couldn't hear the damn audio. Did you did? I tell you?

1235
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 1: Your mom texts me again? Okay stop, okay, here we

1236
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:18,440
Speaker 1: go