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Speaker 1: Bat answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

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Speaker 2: All right, Scary, tell us all about your phone tap.

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Speaker 3: So Kristen wanted a phone tap her mom. They live

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Speaker 3: in a very well manicured neighborhood and their backyard is

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Speaker 3: a mess, and this crazy guy from the community has

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Speaker 3: been harassing the daughter Kristen about cleaning it up. So

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Speaker 3: I'm going to play the part of the crazy neighborhood

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Speaker 3: guy who got hold of Kristen's mom's cell phone number.

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Speaker 2: Right, not as stretch for Scary. Let's listen it to

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Speaker 2: Scary's phone town. Hello, Andy, I'm looking for miss Millie. Please. Hey,

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Speaker 2: this has heard me and North. I want to talk

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Speaker 2: to you about your garden.

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Speaker 1: First, I want to ask you what are you doing

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Speaker 1: in tracking my daughter down at work?

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Speaker 2: I googled it. You can google anything these days.

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Speaker 1: That's weird because you don't even know us, and you're

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Speaker 1: trying to track down my daughter.

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Speaker 4: So I don't know you, but I know you now.

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Speaker 4: I got your name right here, I know your address,

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Speaker 4: and now I have your phone number.

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Speaker 1: What do you want from us?

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Speaker 4: You really need to clean up your backyard because I

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Speaker 4: have some guests coming over. I can't look at it

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Speaker 4: anymore because it's an isol to me.

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Speaker 1: Step right there, buddy, look at I have lived in

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Speaker 1: this house for twenty years. You live in the neighborhood

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Speaker 1: for two months, and you think you're mister big shot.

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Speaker 1: You move in and you're going to tell everybody what

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Speaker 1: they should do to their property.

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Speaker 4: Well, don't you think pay my taxes? That's great, but

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Speaker 4: you have a disgusting garden. Their shrubs are everywhere.

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Speaker 2: It's gross in your mind. Don't you own garden tools mine.

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Speaker 1: You're a maniac. You're out there with that blower like

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Speaker 1: it's part of your anatomy. Tell you you're just like

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Speaker 1: blowing Every leaf falls and you run outside and blow it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's something wrong with you.

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Speaker 4: I blow everything in sight because I want to clean yard,

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Speaker 4: unlike you who have weeds growing back there.

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Speaker 1: You want to blow it out. Your ass is what

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Speaker 1: you ought to blow it.

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Speaker 2: Don't you want a weed whacker? A hole? You have

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Speaker 2: a hole?

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Speaker 1: In my mind, I take care of it. I like

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Speaker 1: the naturalness of the way it looks.

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Speaker 2: It's garbage back there.

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Speaker 4: Your dead tree is dipping over onto my property line.

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Speaker 4: Now you think that the tree and the bushes can

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Speaker 4: all of a sudden just go on to my property

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Speaker 4: like that.

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Speaker 1: If you have a problem with it, go ahead, get

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Speaker 1: your head trimmers. Where the hell you use your chain?

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Speaker 1: So I go ahead and trim my tree.

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Speaker 2: I think it's disgusting that you don't trim your bush.

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Speaker 1: Then you go ahead, you trim my bush. I don't care.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want you to trim it.

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Speaker 1: Don't You want to be hearing over my fence and

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Speaker 1: my bush and worry about it.

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Speaker 4: Now, all I have to do is walk out of

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Speaker 4: my house and your bush is in my face because

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Speaker 4: it's it's over the property line.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no no. If my bush is on

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Speaker 1: your property, that's your responsibility.

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Speaker 4: And then when it rains and your bush gets wet,

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Speaker 4: the leaves fall onto my property and then I have

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Speaker 4: to blow it back over again.

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Speaker 1: Nobody comes back here anyway.

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Speaker 4: Just because no one sees your bush doesn't mean you

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Speaker 4: don't have to trim it.

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Speaker 1: You want to prude it. You want to prude it,

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Speaker 1: and you come on over and you prove it. Don't

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Speaker 1: bother me.

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Speaker 2: I'm not bothering you. I'm asking you a favorite cut

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Speaker 2: your shrub.

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Speaker 4: Bub You need to get a green thumb in your

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Speaker 4: life and call the lawn doctors.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we are way finished.

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Speaker 2: Awesome. Augur with me, and I'm gonna rip up your

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Speaker 2: entire garden because to miss it's actually driving the value

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Speaker 2: of my house down.

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Speaker 1: Every waking hour of your pathetic life keeping your lawn perfect.

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Speaker 1: You're out in your mind.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I'm just neat. I'm a neat freak. Okay,

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Speaker 2: and this is how I was born.

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Speaker 1: You're crazy. You're a kind of person that shows up

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Speaker 1: on the first page of the newspaper.

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Speaker 4: Joanne, this is Scary Jones Melvis de Rand in the

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Speaker 4: Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: And you've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you okay? Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: believe this just almost.

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Speaker 2: I know you are.

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Speaker 1: That is crawl ripped out

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Speaker 2: Dan phone