Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: All right, we're here, we are, we are here in
Speaker 2: the virtual studes, and one of us is going through
Speaker 2: it and the other one isn't.
Speaker 3: Which is which? Andrew looking at us right now, in
Speaker 3: which one of us is not well?
Speaker 4: Sydney has a cup of like broth in her hand
Speaker 4: that she has to drink with this vegan diet that
Speaker 4: she's working on. So I imagine that you're the one
Speaker 4: going through it, Sydney.
Speaker 3: Are you going through it? I am?
Speaker 2: I have to drink a gallon of water a day,
Speaker 2: and there's these this broth that's got garlic and any
Speaker 2: and everything else that you should have as a seasoning
Speaker 2: and not as a liquid.
Speaker 3: To just drink, not as a beverage. So it's blended.
Speaker 2: It is blended, and it's and it's hot like like tea,
Speaker 2: and it's a it's a kidney flush, a liver flush
Speaker 2: or something like that flush your system.
Speaker 3: Have you ever done a cleanse before? Friend? Oh?
Speaker 2: The only cleanse that I do is on my face.
Speaker 2: That's about it, kay, hash taxaph.
Speaker 3: I use a cleanser. Don't know about a clean son.
Speaker 3: Go ahead and use the Unofficial Expert as your coupon code.
Speaker 3: Sydney City. That's the most la thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you're moving to la and leaving me
Speaker 3: here cleanseless.
Speaker 2: First of all, Marie, you you two will be by
Speaker 2: coastal and we'll all live together.
Speaker 3: No, we won't live together. Yes, you guys are gonna
Speaker 3: move to bell Air and I'm gonna be the first
Speaker 3: prince when my overall clipped on one side, and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be like, oh my god, imagine JoJo's uncle Phil.
Speaker 2: That would be a that would honestly be a funny
Speaker 2: ass show and I would love to see it. It's
Speaker 2: like Fresh Prince of bel Air meets Three's Company.
Speaker 3: You know, I've never seen Three's Company. Was there a
Speaker 3: baby on that Three's Company?
Speaker 2: No, there was a couple and there's like two friends,
Speaker 2: two girls and a guy.
Speaker 3: And this show was black and white in my mind,
Speaker 3: Three's Company.
Speaker 4: No, it.
Speaker 3: Came on after I Love Lucy. Yes, don't you do that, Marie?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: What channel did three is Company? Play? One? I don't
Speaker 3: remember channels, so no, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I have like TV Land in
Speaker 4: my mind.
Speaker 3: Yes, tv Land Bewitched. It came on between Bewitched and
Speaker 3: I dream of Genie. That's in my head. That's when
Speaker 3: I feel like it came on. So Sidney's doing a
Speaker 3: cleanse and Andrew still wearing his glasses.
Speaker 4: I'm still wearing my glasses. It's fully allergy season, and
Speaker 4: so like my eyes are just acting up.
Speaker 3: You know, it's so bad. It really is bad. Like
Speaker 3: I feel like it looks like I'm an alcoholic. My
Speaker 3: eyes will be so red, like bloodshot. It look like
Speaker 3: a lab rat. And I'm just tearing up. It's like
Speaker 3: I never even had cocaine.
Speaker 2: That strong that would make me look as bad as
Speaker 2: I've been looking in the streets.
Speaker 4: Eyes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like after you sniff it, like it goes through
Speaker 2: your system and your eyes get you know, bigger, and
Speaker 2: you like veins come out.
Speaker 3: You look crazy. Have you ever seen somebody on coke?
Speaker 3: It's not them like that, like they're they just be
Speaker 3: like sweaty and sometimes their jaws moving a little wild
Speaker 3: a while. With this hat on, I look like a
Speaker 3: young Barack Obama. I gotta take it off. Uh. I
Speaker 3: bought two new wigs this weekend. I would show you, guys,
Speaker 3: can we see? I would show you, but they're too far.
Speaker 3: One is first of all, I have to stop going
Speaker 3: to the beauty supply store high and that now you
Speaker 3: should go live. That's when you should go live, since
Speaker 3: and the beauty sohon beauty shop when you're high. Because
Speaker 3: the first of all, they don't even want you to
Speaker 3: take pictures of the wigs at the beauty supply store. Oh,
Speaker 3: you're going to the wrong one.
Speaker 2: You have to go to the one that's remember by uh,
Speaker 2: you know, my old the old place that I used
Speaker 2: to live Sidney.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting on a I'm not jumping in an
Speaker 3: uber to go to a far away beauty supply store
Speaker 3: so I could take videos and or go live.
Speaker 2: I just walked ACROSL. I'm already sweating. This ship is terrible.
Speaker 3: Take your up off, and by your top, I mean
Speaker 3: you're a wig. Take it off. It'll cool you down tremendously.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're not going live in a beauty salon,
Speaker 2: so a beauty shop, so they don't want you taking pictures?
Speaker 3: What else? Wait?
Speaker 4: Why don't they want you taking pictures?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but you know they also don't like
Speaker 3: when you take pictures at Sephora as well. Oh I
Speaker 3: didn't know that. I'm always taking pictures in Sephora, I know,
Speaker 3: but I remember, uh, I want to say the one
Speaker 3: on Broadway, like me in Soho. I was in there
Speaker 3: like taking pictures of like the colors of the display
Speaker 3: and they were like, oh, this is please, no photos
Speaker 3: in here. And I was like, why you think I'm
Speaker 3: building a competitor store and I'm trying to see how
Speaker 3: you laid out the product, Like it's weird, We're weird.
Speaker 3: We have cell phones now we're taking photos. You know that.
Speaker 3: That's like you got you go to the museum and
Speaker 3: they tell you can't take pictures of the stuff at
Speaker 3: the museum and it's like no, but I'm I'm just
Speaker 3: trying to understand what's the point of it though I
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know, but they had signs posted.
Speaker 3: I mean usually when I'm in there and I'm sneaking
Speaker 3: my photos, it's because I'm making fun of the wigs
Speaker 3: that they have. Like I feel like the last time
Speaker 3: I was, I was sending you pictures of like the
Speaker 3: wigs that had like the bandana attached. Yeah. I think
Speaker 3: that's what the deal is.
Speaker 2: It's like they don't trust us enough to come to
Speaker 2: an establishment and not make fun of it, or take
Speaker 2: pictures and show other people like, yo, don't come here
Speaker 2: because they shit is trash, that's what. That's why they
Speaker 2: don't like if you go to Sephora, right, they have
Speaker 2: specific lighting to make you think that the stuff looks good.
Speaker 3: Then you get out in regular daylight.
Speaker 5: And bitch that that foundation is nowhere near the color
Speaker 5: of your neck exactly, that this stuff that's on your
Speaker 5: eyebrows do like it's they trick us. I hate the
Speaker 5: lighting in department stores and make up places like Sephora, yeah,
Speaker 5: because they have like warm life and cool light, and
Speaker 5: it's like, well.
Speaker 3: Where's the outside light, where's the street light, where's the
Speaker 3: regular I'm sitting in my mom's kitchen and she's judging
Speaker 3: all of my life choices. Light. Where is that light
Speaker 3: in the Saphora? But that's why I always put my
Speaker 3: phone on.
Speaker 2: I was like, let me see and they're like, here's
Speaker 2: a mirror, and I was like, no, no, no, no, I
Speaker 2: need to see my phone because that's when you can
Speaker 2: really get into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a very soft glam light. And then
Speaker 3: you set department stores whenever you try stuff one at
Speaker 3: like in a Zara fitting room, you always look. You
Speaker 3: be like, oh my god, look how fick I look?
Speaker 3: How good this looks against my skin tone? And then
Speaker 3: you get home and you're like, why did I buy this?
Speaker 3: Look like I look like Dug Funny H and M.
Speaker 3: H and M. I hope you're listening. They are. You
Speaker 3: should be ashamed of yourself. The amount of cellu light
Speaker 3: that I can see, and those fucking those overhead lights.
Speaker 3: Who is the lighting for? A man? Made those lights?
Speaker 2: Because they you know, man, they take pictures from underneath.
Speaker 2: They chin they like they're barely lit.
Speaker 3: They don't care.
Speaker 2: Overhead lighting was absolutely made by Satan himself.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I see me by your name.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I could see every single dit in my thigh.
Speaker 3: At H and M. At we canceled H and M
Speaker 3: after that cutest monkey in the jungle t shirt saga.
Speaker 3: So you shouldn't even you still at H and M.
Speaker 2: Sys No, But I'm just telling you, like when I
Speaker 2: did go to H and M, I could see all
Speaker 2: of the cellul.
Speaker 3: Like, well, that's what H and M is all about.
Speaker 3: It's called it's honesty. Honesty In months months, months, I
Speaker 3: can't think of an m thing, But you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, honest monsters. They want you to see what
Speaker 3: you really look like. And you're a monster, babe. So
Speaker 3: I don't like it. And Andrew, are you googling coolest
Speaker 3: monkeling monkey in the Jungle?
Speaker 4: Yes, I didn't know about this. This is awful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Andrew, welcome to twenty eighteen or whatever.
Speaker 4: I'm late.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that fiasco? Yeah?
Speaker 4: That was twenty eight You're right on the money.
Speaker 3: Has hashtag never forget.
Speaker 2: Someone someone told them, someone made them think that that
Speaker 2: was the look.
Speaker 3: Well, for those of y'all who were born after twenty
Speaker 3: eighteen and listening, H and M put a small black
Speaker 3: child in a sweater that said coolest Monkey in the
Speaker 3: Jungle and then they blasted it on their website and
Speaker 3: maybe in the store, and people were like, why is
Speaker 3: the little boy?
Speaker 4: Where?
Speaker 3: Why's the black child wearing the monkey shirt? And H
Speaker 3: and M was like, cause he's cool.
Speaker 6: And.
Speaker 2: They were and no, you could tell nobody on the
Speaker 2: team was black, because they were like, I'm sorry, because
Speaker 2: of history, we will not be equated to anything having
Speaker 2: a monkey or a gorilla or apes or any of
Speaker 2: that sort.
Speaker 3: No, we cannot. We just it's a strong no. And
Speaker 3: then people were writing they were like, well, where's his parents?
Speaker 3: Why did they let him do that? Da da da
Speaker 3: da da? His parents? His mother speak out about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I'm seeing something here for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did the mother say? Let's give us the
Speaker 3: follow up.
Speaker 4: In the twenty twenty one Okay, mother of boy and
Speaker 4: h and M's Close Monkey says get over it. She
Speaker 4: said Terry Mango and her son featured in the controversial
Speaker 4: AH and m Ad.
Speaker 3: She said, get over it. Is he adopted. His mother
Speaker 3: looked like.
Speaker 4: She said that people calling it racially insensitive need to
Speaker 4: get over it. This is his mother.
Speaker 3: Oh, she had already kept Yeah, she needed the coin.
Speaker 3: She said, she needed the coin. She's his manager, his mammager,
Speaker 3: and she gives twenty percent of that Coolest Monkey hoodie sales.
Speaker 2: Uh, Marie, how do you feel about making choices based
Speaker 2: on finances and not because your heart is in it?
Speaker 2: How do you feel about that doing things for the money? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it depends on what the thing is.
Speaker 3: Right. If you are desperate for money and you got
Speaker 3: kids at home to feed and stuff, and you're at
Speaker 3: the end of your rope, you're gonna do something different
Speaker 3: than somebody who you know is bored. You know, I
Speaker 3: think that I think that bored people, bored people create,
Speaker 3: they have to find stuff to do. Right. If I'm
Speaker 3: I don't know why, Sidney, why are you asking me
Speaker 3: this question? What you're doing over there?
Speaker 2: Oh girl, you already know where we've been. You know
Speaker 2: where we've been through, what we've been through, and what
Speaker 2: we do. I mean, sometimes I look at things and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't believe I said yes to this,
Speaker 2: But I was like at the time, I was.
Speaker 3: Like, well, the money works.
Speaker 2: And there are so many times where I'm just like,
Speaker 2: if I made things based off if I really want
Speaker 2: to do it and how this is gelling with what
Speaker 2: I want my career to look like, I probably.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't have done it. Yeah, But I think when you
Speaker 3: start your career out get any actor, anybody who's famous,
Speaker 3: anybody who is an entertainer and is successful right now
Speaker 3: or working their way up to being successful when they
Speaker 3: first start out, the pickings is slims is you gotta
Speaker 3: say yes to stuff just so you can get the exposure,
Speaker 3: the experience, and like get your foot in the door.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, but I feel like this weekend
Speaker 3: people were bringing up like embarrassing first celebrity roles, and
Speaker 3: it was like Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock and all
Speaker 3: these like their first movies are things that they wouldn't
Speaker 3: say yes to now, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But but I think that that's what people have
Speaker 2: to think about. Like, you know, I was watching Denzel
Speaker 2: Washington was speaking at Fordham University, and he was saying
Speaker 2: that if you don't fail, you're not even trying. So
Speaker 2: it's like you have to in order to get to
Speaker 2: where you need to be. You have to make mistakes
Speaker 2: and fail and learn. And you can't do any of
Speaker 2: that if you're always like, oh, no, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: do that, or yeah, that's just not gonna work.
Speaker 3: But you know what I mean about it, it makes sense, right.
Speaker 3: I mean, the libra in me, the perfectionist in me,
Speaker 3: doesn't want anybody to see what I'm working on until
Speaker 3: I'm done with it or until I feel like it's perfect.
Speaker 3: But then I'm looking at what other people are sharing
Speaker 3: and putting out into the world, and a lot of
Speaker 3: it is some of it is trash, but they do
Speaker 3: it consistently and gradually their stuff gets better. And if
Speaker 3: you're not used to failing, ever imagine this, you've never
Speaker 3: failed in your life, you've never not done well. That
Speaker 3: first time you fail at something, it's gonna crush your soul.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be reevaluating every single choice that you made
Speaker 3: to get you to where you were that ended up
Speaker 3: where you ended up failing. But if you're trying a
Speaker 3: lot and sometimes you win and sometimes you lose and
Speaker 3: sometimes stuff works out, that is how you learn because
Speaker 3: you'll be like, all right, well, next time, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna I'm not gonna do that, or I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: wear those shoes on that date, or I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. You have to try or
Speaker 3: you'll never move forward one. But also the more you fail,
Speaker 3: the easier it is to fail the next time.
Speaker 2: Well, my issue is it's like, Okay, you put stuff
Speaker 2: out there and everybody is I mean, the people who
Speaker 2: follow you normally are the ones that's gonna be like
Speaker 2: praising you.
Speaker 3: There'll be like some randoms are like this is this
Speaker 3: is unacceptable blah blah.
Speaker 2: But for the most people, most part, the people who
Speaker 2: follow you are gonna love it because they love your brand.
Speaker 2: But then there's my issue with the internet. Is that
Speaker 2: people who don't love you can just write whatever, can
Speaker 2: repost and be like this is the bullshit that this
Speaker 2: is the reason.
Speaker 3: Why black women or are not where there's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Like I I remember doing that viral video for the
Speaker 2: dildo hoverboard and and it just it honestly, it ruined
Speaker 2: my my belief in like just doing stuff for fun.
Speaker 3: So you would not have done that if they asked
Speaker 3: you to do that, knowing what you know now, would
Speaker 3: you still have said yes? I don't know, Marie, I
Speaker 3: don't know that. The comments were pretty rough, they were
Speaker 3: not nice, But that's the thing about comments on social
Speaker 3: media is there's always gonna be bad ones. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: on Aqua Fina was like trending on Twitter, and you know,
Speaker 3: Sis has a golden globe and she's she went from
Speaker 3: I think she was a rapper at some point to
Speaker 3: Remembers and then she was on Got Code, and then
Speaker 3: she did Oceans eight, Ocean Right, and now she's doing
Speaker 3: Marvel movies and she's like a legit actress. But like,
Speaker 3: there are people who celebrate her growth, but it's a
Speaker 3: lot there was a lot of people just dragging Aquafina
Speaker 3: for what she was doing when she first came out,
Speaker 3: which was appropriating black culture and talking in a black scent.
Speaker 3: And you know, she's from like Forest Hill, Queens, which
Speaker 3: has like two percent black people. So it's like, it's like, so,
Speaker 3: where did you get this accent that you were talking
Speaker 3: to us in? And people dug up quotes of her
Speaker 3: saying she would never do like an Asian accent. She's
Speaker 3: not ever gonna do anything that like mis represents Asian people.
Speaker 3: And then people were in the comments like, but why
Speaker 3: you do why were you doing a little black girl?
Speaker 3: Like what was that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, listen, when it comes to shit that
Speaker 2: you're like, I thought this was a look.
Speaker 3: At the time, people were like, yeah, this.
Speaker 2: Is cool, but now where we are in twenty twenty one,
Speaker 2: it's a no go.
Speaker 3: So, you know, trends changed, Things change.
Speaker 2: I was just talking to some friends last night about
Speaker 2: a video that was on BuzzFeed and it was like
Speaker 2: questions black people asked other black people. And at the time,
Speaker 2: the person who put it together thought it was a
Speaker 2: brilliant idea.
Speaker 3: Well, what were some of the questions? Friend? Oh friend?
Speaker 2: Why do why do we eat black chick? Why do
Speaker 2: we eat fried chicken? Why why is five minutes turn
Speaker 2: into twenty minutes?
Speaker 3: It's just chicken because it's good. But also no, no,
Speaker 3: I like, it was just the most stereotypical coon shit
Speaker 3: that like the people involved, like them asked the questions Medea, like,
Speaker 3: I'm confused, that's too, like where the questions came from.
Speaker 3: It has over two million views and uh, it was
Speaker 3: the video that set everything off for BuzzFeed and black
Speaker 3: people not to work together. Oh people. People were highly
Speaker 3: upset because busfeed is is through a white gaze. So
Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, you got black people working there, but
Speaker 3: it's it's white consumption, a white gaze gaze, not g
Speaker 3: a Y s no, no, no, no white gaze, which
Speaker 3: also should be a title white gaze. How do you
Speaker 3: have these gaze with a Z not Z white gaze
Speaker 3: with a Z not a Y. That's a funny title whatever.
Speaker 3: I'm confused about the letters. But yes, a lot of
Speaker 3: things that we could consume is through like it is
Speaker 3: filtered through a beige lens anyway, that's just the way
Speaker 3: that the world is set up. Beige lens is great too.
Speaker 3: Put down, yes, but I think that anything that you
Speaker 3: put on the internet, it could be the most perfect
Speaker 3: thing you've ever posted. It could be a picture of
Speaker 3: your baby, your beautiful baby. Someone in the comments gonna
Speaker 3: say that baby got a big ass head, or someone's
Speaker 3: gonna say why would you post this, Or someone's gonna
Speaker 3: say I could tell by the way he's gripping your
Speaker 3: breast that this baby is a misogynist. Like, someone is
Speaker 3: always gonna find something negative to say you post your
Speaker 3: perfect cat I someone's zooming into the background and they're like,
Speaker 3: well I could I could see that your house is dirty,
Speaker 3: and it's like.
Speaker 2: But it's not about that, yeah, but it's also like,
Speaker 2: my cat eye is so perfect. Why the fuck were
Speaker 2: you looking? Why were you zooming in in the back?
Speaker 3: You know? The bitch like right right, But maybe they
Speaker 3: zoomed into your pupils and they looked at the reflection
Speaker 3: of yourself in you, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 3: people are crazy people. People will say anything and do anything,
Speaker 3: and people have like burner accounts. That's that's what the
Speaker 3: real problem is. People are going they're trolling from the
Speaker 3: fake account that they set up because they can't stand
Speaker 3: on their real page and say that stuff to anybody. Hello, Hello, attention, attention,
Speaker 3: you scary ass people stop, Like, you know what, You
Speaker 3: use a burner account to stalk your ex, to stalk
Speaker 3: an old friend that you hope is doing poorly, and
Speaker 3: then you check and you're like, oh, wow, they're on
Speaker 3: a fucking boat.
Speaker 2: In santro Pei. Why don't I just mind my fucking business. Listen,
Speaker 2: if you're going to actually use your burner account to
Speaker 2: write underneath someone's page negative shit, get help, get help,
Speaker 2: go to therapy, maybe get some meds. It's that's wrong.
Speaker 2: It's like I can never see myself. I think things
Speaker 2: all the time and it never reached my fingertips.
Speaker 3: Never hit the keys. They never hit the keys. But
Speaker 3: that's because you are a public facing person. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: say the wrong thing under the wrong post at the
Speaker 3: wrong time. Yeah, people are going to bombarge your page
Speaker 3: with you know what I mean, Like people are just
Speaker 3: gonna say, you know, they're gonna come after you. And
Speaker 3: it's like, I don't have time to be battling the
Speaker 3: beehive or the Kardashian hive or the whatever these hives
Speaker 3: are that these famous people have, because at the same time,
Speaker 3: there's always gonna be somebody that has something negative to
Speaker 3: say about you. But there's also always gonna be somebody
Speaker 3: who is a fan of what it is that you're doing,
Speaker 3: whatever the hell it is that you're into, whatever your
Speaker 3: style of khmedi is, whatever your face shape looks like,
Speaker 3: there's somebody somewhere that is a fan of that.
Speaker 2: And Maria's saying that because let's get into it. Are
Speaker 2: good friend viral sensation on Instagram? I mean, jeez, Louise Murray,
Speaker 2: the girlies were loving what you had to say about
Speaker 2: the police, and it was beautiful. I mean I was truly,
Speaker 2: I was proud. I was like, that's that's my friend.
Speaker 2: She is so funny and informative, and yeah, that's why
Speaker 2: I work with her, you.
Speaker 3: Know, for she's funny and informative. He's a library book beach.
Speaker 3: I mean, girl had she has thousands, thousands.
Speaker 4: Of followers you're really close to.
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, sorry, it was excited her friend went viral.
Speaker 4: And you got sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, I mean I did that, but uh
Speaker 1: we bought that up because what just so you're saying
Speaker 1: that people who like that, there's also people who love you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, And all the comments have been good. I mean,
Speaker 3: for that video, I haven't gotten a single negative comment.
Speaker 3: But also What can you say negative about it? Nothing?
Speaker 3: There's nothing negative.
Speaker 2: I mean there were all valid things about like jobs
Speaker 2: that are stressful. I was like anybody who works at
Speaker 2: TGI Fridays, I mean that is that is a place
Speaker 2: that if I'm surprised that somebody has not shot up
Speaker 2: that TGI, I'm I'm truly. When I used to work
Speaker 2: at Dinosaur Barbecue, I'm I'm surprised that no one was
Speaker 2: murdered because either orders were wrong, because people would come
Speaker 2: in with a group of fifteen.
Speaker 3: Are you fucking mad?
Speaker 2: Why are you coming randomly pulling up somewhere a group
Speaker 2: of fifteen, and now you've waited two hours. You waited
Speaker 2: two hours for the seat because we said, oh well,
Speaker 2: we probably have a table open in two hours.
Speaker 3: Now you're back. Now you're back, and you're hungry. Girl.
Speaker 3: Now your mouth is back to the microphone. Sorry, you
Speaker 3: excited about Dinosaur Barbecue. That's the guest sitting You're drinking
Speaker 3: a gallon of water. That's wow, your pea is going
Speaker 3: to be so clear. Now, no more chicken ramen noodle
Speaker 3: pea for you.
Speaker 2: I just want you to know that my pea was
Speaker 2: never chicken noodle soup. Never Campbells. It was not it
Speaker 2: was not a Campbell's. It was you know, it was
Speaker 2: it was more neon, like like a red glow.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why I can't hold on
Speaker 3: to any of the things that you're saying right now.
Speaker 3: I didn't even smoke, I am. I've just been drinking
Speaker 3: green tea and water today and my brain is not
Speaker 3: holding onto any of the things that you're saying. Maybe
Speaker 3: I'm just not hitting today. I was thinking about other
Speaker 3: stressful jobs and like being a sex worker or a stripper,
Speaker 3: it is a stressful job. I've never heard of a
Speaker 3: stripper shooting anybody or like anything like that. Imagine you're
Speaker 3: a stripper. You you oiled a body down, you've done
Speaker 3: your your yoga in the morning, you stretched your body out,
Speaker 3: and then what Usher pops into the strip club and
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, Usher's here, we're gonna dance, We're gonna
Speaker 3: make lots of money. He's throwing money at you. He
Speaker 3: leaves you. Look at the money. It has Usher's face
Speaker 3: on it. He's throwing Usher bucks. Usher was throwing counterfeit
Speaker 3: money with his face on it at the strip club.
Speaker 3: And imagine the blood, the sweat, the tears, you losing
Speaker 3: skin cells on that stripper pole. You work in your ass,
Speaker 3: you twerk in your ass off and when you when
Speaker 3: he leaves, you didn't actually make any money. You know. Now,
Speaker 3: that's that's upsetting. But let me tell you another.
Speaker 2: I saw a video of a girl was doing some
Speaker 2: crazy pole work, pole work from like the Gods. It's
Speaker 2: like it's it's like God was in her body helping
Speaker 2: her twirl around that pole, I.
Speaker 3: Mean the stummach. Since she was doing would I would? Yeah.
Speaker 2: It made me want to go in my purse that
Speaker 2: had no dollars, and it made me want to walk
Speaker 2: to the ATM and then pull out the ATM that
Speaker 2: also has no dollars. But it made me want to
Speaker 2: give money. This woman is working. I mean the club
Speaker 2: is packed, okay, And usually when they get down to
Speaker 2: the ground, after they crawl all the way up and
Speaker 2: they slide all the way down, right, some fucking drug
Speaker 2: dealer or wrapper is throwing money and it's like whoa,
Speaker 2: you know, a volcano of twenties or fives or whatever ones?
Speaker 3: Do you know? Do you know? She got down and
Speaker 3: I think I counted.
Speaker 2: I felt like it was a good fifty dollars. It
Speaker 2: was only fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: That like was why does she work in the early shift?
Speaker 3: Was it a Tuesday?
Speaker 2: I don't know, girl, it was It made me in
Speaker 2: the comments they were like, I want to go to
Speaker 2: that club and slap everybody the nerve this woman was
Speaker 2: what she was on the pole, the music Summer Walker
Speaker 2: was playing, it was. It was so outstanding. It was art,
Speaker 2: not only in an artful way, but a sexualized art.
Speaker 3: I was. I was wet. I wanted to give this
Speaker 3: woman money and.
Speaker 2: All these broke ass people watching gave nothing that would
Speaker 2: make me go to my locker do up. You know
Speaker 2: the Players Club when uh, when Diamond when she had
Speaker 2: the dollar and she when she had the gun and
Speaker 2: shot it to.
Speaker 3: The stealing everybody, get the fuck out the room. That's
Speaker 3: what the That's what the hell I would have done. Guys,
Speaker 3: that is your assign that's your assignment for this week.
Speaker 3: You have to watch the Players Club, hm on whatever
Speaker 3: you stream your stuff on the Players Club with Jamie Fox,
Speaker 3: Bernie mad and Lisa Ray formerly the wife of the
Speaker 3: president of Turks and Kegos something though like something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think teated on her with her sister or something
Speaker 3: like that, or the maid is something wild lovely. Speaking
Speaker 3: of wild, I was on Tinder last night and you know,
Speaker 3: because I was bored, and so I'm on there and
Speaker 3: this guy doesn't have a photo. It's like a picture
Speaker 3: of his like stomach or something, and uh, he was like,
Speaker 3: I just want you to laugh at my small dick
Speaker 3: and on Snap and I said, so I matched, I said,
Speaker 3: you just want me to laugh at you and he's
Speaker 3: like yeah. So I joined Snap because you know, I'm
Speaker 3: not on a Snap. And this man sends me a
Speaker 3: picture of his dick. It is. It looked like an
Speaker 3: iPod case, an air Let me see, well it snaps
Speaker 3: this it went away. Dick looked like this. If you
Speaker 3: if you have an air podcase, hold it up and
Speaker 3: know that. That's what this man's dick looked like. And
Speaker 3: I was like, you just want me to laugh at it?
Speaker 3: And he was like yes, And then what happens. I
Speaker 3: was screaming in here and then he was like, do
Speaker 3: you want to see a picture of it? Hard? And
Speaker 3: I said, wait, he sent it flaccid. That's a great title.
Speaker 3: He sent it flaccid. That that's crazy. Marie sends me
Speaker 3: a picture of his dig hard four inches. It looked
Speaker 3: like a tube of chop of chapstick.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we first of all, there's some listeners who
Speaker 2: are not well endowed and we don't want.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about those listeners. I'm talking about the
Speaker 3: person who wanted to be humiliated by me on Snap today.
Speaker 3: I'm laughing. I'm sending laughing emojis. It's turning him on.
Speaker 3: I was like, is this the entry point of my
Speaker 3: career as a dominatrix? Because it was feeling fantastic.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm not You didn't get paid or anything
Speaker 4: for the.
Speaker 3: Me paid for it on Snap today. I was just
Speaker 3: doing it, you know, because it's my first time.
Speaker 4: M hm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Marie there, you can make money. You can
Speaker 2: make money for that.
Speaker 3: I need you guys to see what four inches is.
Speaker 2: Okay, girl, get out of here. We know what four
Speaker 2: inches is. I wear heels that are four inches. That's
Speaker 2: a kitten hill.
Speaker 4: Yep, there's a kitten hill.
Speaker 3: He said you would dig like kitten dick soft was
Speaker 3: a kitten heel. Okay.
Speaker 4: There was a girl in my dorm in college that
Speaker 4: there like she met with a guy on Tinder who
Speaker 4: wanted to be kicked in the knots repeatedly, and she
Speaker 4: she was paid like a couple hundred dollars to do this,
Speaker 4: like for for like just to like sign this man
Speaker 4: in to the dorm as a guest, you know, come
Speaker 4: up to the room literally until he was like in
Speaker 4: so much pain and then left.
Speaker 3: And I just can't even like was he even her
Speaker 3: cash or was he Venmo in her? Because I need
Speaker 3: the people.
Speaker 4: Need it was cash? This was before Venmo.
Speaker 2: Yeahah, And which feels better like when I can have
Speaker 2: when I can have the money in my hand, it.
Speaker 3: Feels like I actually got paid. Actually I want to.
Speaker 3: I want to be counting the money while I'm kicking
Speaker 3: you in Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Well there's I mean, this is crazy because I actually
Speaker 2: sent it to Mandy and she had the girl on anyway.
Speaker 2: But speaking of making fun of men and getting money
Speaker 2: for it, there's a there's a girl that you know,
Speaker 2: the pay pigs, the financial dominatrix.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, girl, I think you could really get
Speaker 2: into it. I think you're holding back what you're really
Speaker 2: good at.
Speaker 3: Listen. This guy's his name is Troy. Troy asked me
Speaker 3: to send him a picture of my feet and I
Speaker 3: was like, no, I can't. I need to get my
Speaker 3: toes done, you know, hoping that he was gonna be like,
Speaker 3: I'll send you money. He didn't say that, but I
Speaker 3: feel like we go we don't figure something out.
Speaker 2: There's an article on the New York Times and it's
Speaker 2: this girl. Her name is Mistress Marley. She gets paid
Speaker 2: just to humiliate her fans, the high price hustle of
Speaker 2: financial domination, where pay pigs send tributes to their cash masters.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you we we had Karen Fihan, we had
Speaker 3: our what was she our expert in I don't remember
Speaker 3: what she was. She was in an open relationship, but yeah,
Speaker 3: she was at the She's said about pay pigs on
Speaker 3: that episode, and that was like the very beginning of
Speaker 3: us doing this podcast. Somebody tagged us in that article
Speaker 3: on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's what I'm saying, Marie, let's discuss I
Speaker 2: think we could really get into it. I mean, obviously
Speaker 2: I would be in the the back room. I would,
Speaker 2: you know, make sure that I'm your security and make
Speaker 2: sure that.
Speaker 3: Something you want security, that you're set up. How are
Speaker 3: you going Kevin Costner for me? Yeah? Girl, Yeah, this
Speaker 3: we're a team. Would you take a beige? Would you
Speaker 3: take a beige man's bullet for me? Sis? I would.
Speaker 2: I would have to wear I would have to ask
Speaker 2: the designer to make a whole bulletproof like vest of course,
Speaker 2: like body thing, body con situation, a bulletproof leg Yeah,
Speaker 2: bullet a bulletproof body con is another good title as well.
Speaker 3: That is a great title. Actually, yeah, yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 3: I being on mind you. He added me on Snap
Speaker 3: yesterday last night, and then I went to sleep, and
Speaker 3: when I woke up this morning, we were having this
Speaker 3: conversation while the sun was up, and it was like
Speaker 3: it was I don't know if infigurating is the right word,
Speaker 3: but I did feel very powerful. And then I went
Speaker 3: on Tender back on Tender, and this guy was just like, hiriy,
Speaker 3: good morning, And I was like, why are you here?
Speaker 3: He was like why are you here? Can I make
Speaker 3: fun of you? Are you gonna send me your dick
Speaker 3: like or money? What's good?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: He's this new dude. He's talking about jazz music. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, I really like And I was like, I
Speaker 3: can't go from Microsoft microscopic, peen human to talking about jazz.
Speaker 3: That's not what I'm here. That's no longer why I'm
Speaker 3: on tender. I'm here to roast you and make you
Speaker 3: feel bad until you feel good because it makes me
Speaker 3: feel good.
Speaker 2: And I feel good when my friend feels good. So
Speaker 2: I'm here to support whatever you know, self care, my
Speaker 2: good Marie Foston needs.
Speaker 3: Now listen this girl, mistress Marley. She was in Tulu,
Speaker 3: Mexico for her twenty seventh birthday, and she was with
Speaker 3: her friends getting lobsters and going all off. And then
Speaker 3: whenever she needed money, she would go and she would
Speaker 3: go and talk to these pay pigs and they would
Speaker 3: send her money on cash app. Yeah, so that's what
Speaker 3: that's that's the Goldvin friend.
Speaker 2: I think I want to get into this because the
Speaker 2: way my body has been looking, I think I could
Speaker 2: get into it. I have gained thirteen pounds, thirteen pounds,
Speaker 2: thirteen pounds, Marie, where you're gaining thirteen pounds?
Speaker 3: Girl?
Speaker 2: My ass? My my mid section? I mean I sent
Speaker 2: didn't I send you the picture of me like I
Speaker 2: am thick?
Speaker 3: It is crazy.
Speaker 2: I like, I know that I look like I look small,
Speaker 2: but when I have my clothes off, is the thanks
Speaker 2: are thanging?
Speaker 3: Thangs is stanging. Yeah, the thangs is thanging. If I
Speaker 3: gained thirteen pounds, I don't think it would go to
Speaker 3: my butt. I don't know where it would go, but
Speaker 3: I don't think it would go to my butt. It's
Speaker 3: in my legs too. It's like it's it's in my back.
Speaker 3: It's it's all. And that's why we're doing this Vegan Clinton.
Speaker 3: So you know, I just been and you look good.
Speaker 3: The thirteen pounds looks good on you, friends, but you
Speaker 3: do need to eat healthier. So that's why you should
Speaker 3: do a clan Andrew thoughts.
Speaker 4: I am. I'm also getting like thick for the first time.
Speaker 3: Oh no, paper blades, No one, paper blades, stand up
Speaker 3: and make them. Let's see.
Speaker 4: No, I'm talking about like love hand it's I love handles.
Speaker 3: M Yeah, I have that. I have that too, And
Speaker 3: I'm just like, and do you I mean to send
Speaker 3: you a picture of.
Speaker 4: Your love Handley, I mean, you posted that picture the
Speaker 4: other day of you laying down. Body looks right thick.
Speaker 3: So all I do is eat grab ragoons. I said,
Speaker 3: all right, let me run to the store half a
Speaker 3: dozen ragoons. God a case of a case of imitation.
Speaker 3: Crab ragoons, not even real crab. They sell that at Costco.
Speaker 3: Can I get that like a twenty four bag? Marie.
Speaker 2: We need your body for when we want to take
Speaker 2: like pictures.
Speaker 3: So no, what do we want to take pictures? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like I love when I'm next to you and you're
Speaker 2: just the abs are popping off. I love it, and
Speaker 2: your shoulders are great. It makes it makes me feel
Speaker 2: like it's mine as well. So that's why I'm like, Marie,
Speaker 2: we can't. We will not touch your body.
Speaker 3: My body. It can be, you know, a recycling bin,
Speaker 3: but yours absolutely, Sidney, your body's not allowed to be
Speaker 3: a recycling bin. You are in Los Angeles, babe, Okay,
Speaker 3: you're gonna do a nude scene. You're gonna book something
Speaker 3: and they're gonna ask you to do a nude scene.
Speaker 3: You're gonna do it. I don't know, Marie.
Speaker 2: I was, I was talking to what's your name about it,
Speaker 2: and uh, I mean, would you do it?
Speaker 3: I mean you have the body. It depends on the scene.
Speaker 3: I think it depends on the scene, like, and it
Speaker 3: depends on the series. Like if you remember the beginning
Speaker 3: of Game of Thrones, that first season, all we ever
Speaker 3: saw was denarious but naked having sex and we never
Speaker 3: see the men's dicks, never see we see women's full nudity.
Speaker 2: Everything the areo I could, I mean, the how the
Speaker 2: four K camera was. I could literally see every little
Speaker 2: dot and bump and lump on people's titties.
Speaker 3: We were in Game of Throw Dragons, mother of Dragon's
Speaker 3: uterus for the whole first couple of seasons. Then as
Speaker 3: the show got bigger and she became a star, they
Speaker 3: renegotiated contracts and it was like, I'm not doing this
Speaker 3: no more, y'all not gonna You could see a whisper
Speaker 3: of side titty, but that's it. She changed it. Yes,
Speaker 3: she she's you know, she's a star. She was able
Speaker 3: to renegotiate her stuff after a couple of seasons. Or
Speaker 3: you can be with nudity like Reggie, our good friend
Speaker 3: Reggie on Insecure with Reggie Conquest. It's a little square butt.
Speaker 2: We loved his SpongeBob square pants. It was so cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, I think, but I think I
Speaker 3: would feel weird about it because I would want everybody
Speaker 3: to watch this. Guys, I'm on this new this new series,
Speaker 3: or guys, I'm in this movie and then all my
Speaker 3: friends will come watch it and I'm butt naked and
Speaker 3: people are like, ahass, oh mo naked finally, and I'd
Speaker 3: be like ew, like I don't want everybody to see
Speaker 3: my name, your body. They don't deserve. But I mean,
Speaker 3: even Spielberg was like a lay on your side and
Speaker 3: we're gonna get We're gonna cinematically zoom into your butt crack.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I guess for like a little bit.
Speaker 2: I mean, it just it just took you so long
Speaker 2: for me to even just to see the side of
Speaker 2: your nipples, So like, yeah, I wouldn't want I wouldn't
Speaker 2: want you to show your body either.
Speaker 3: You know, Sydney, every time you see me naked or
Speaker 3: you see a piece of my body, it gives to
Speaker 3: catch your predator vibes to me. So you you real,
Speaker 3: you real? Oh wow, let me see you. Sydney will
Speaker 3: be on FaceTime cities out, but her hair will be wrapped,
Speaker 3: and it's like, so you're telling me I have to
Speaker 3: cover the kouchie if I'm covering my hair, Like what
Speaker 3: the hell? If you If the hair is covered, then
Speaker 3: the body should be covered. The body's not covered. Let
Speaker 3: the hair be free is what you're saying.
Speaker 2: You never listen, you never been button naked but naked
Speaker 2: in a bonnet.
Speaker 3: But naked in a bond it merch and you're just
Speaker 3: trying to say, like, you've never been but naked in
Speaker 3: a bonnet. And then she looked at.
Speaker 4: It in Barbados.
Speaker 3: Yeah, naked in a bonnie in Barbados with your friend Brandon.
Speaker 3: That's a great that. Oh, I love that. I love that. Honestly,
Speaker 3: it's a key chaining at least. No naked in a
Speaker 3: do rag maybe, But I don't know, Sidney. I just
Speaker 3: what I was doing today with Troy was very entertaining for.
Speaker 2: Me, invigorating, and that's why I said, this is the
Speaker 2: business now, and I I would love to like get
Speaker 2: in on this as well, so you would be there.
Speaker 3: Or you would be like running the books like you
Speaker 3: would be I would. I want to set the rate.
Speaker 2: I also I want to negotiate times, because you know,
Speaker 2: once these pay pigs get involved, they want you all
Speaker 2: the time, and you're like, no, no, no, no no, that's
Speaker 2: not how it works.
Speaker 3: It's when when I want money. But that's the cool
Speaker 3: thing about being a dom is you got to talk
Speaker 3: to them how you want to talk to them and
Speaker 3: they just have to listen to you. And people think
Speaker 3: that you're mean, which is not true.
Speaker 2: But I think that you can have this persona as
Speaker 2: this mean person and then you could be like, ah,
Speaker 2: this is for work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's only gonna make me a better person. It
Speaker 3: really is. If I get paid to be mean, then
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to be nice when I'm not getting
Speaker 3: paid because exactly I'm not in the office. Babe, out
Speaker 3: of the office, do not disturb. Yeah, when you're off duty. Hmm,
Speaker 3: she's an angel girl, your mind off duty, booty. Thank
Speaker 3: you Sidney for another. Okay, but let's talk about what
Speaker 3: the rates would be. Let's talk about where I'm a
Speaker 3: meet these But you know what, though, is also kind
Speaker 3: of scary, is is how recognizable I am sometimes on
Speaker 3: these dating apps, Like people recognize me from stand up
Speaker 3: and that Comedy Central clip that I that they posted
Speaker 3: that Alana Glazer put on her Instagram. People are like,
Speaker 3: people are like messaging me about that on Tinder or
Speaker 3: Hinder or whatever the hell? What m M. I saw it,
Speaker 3: like something else happened that I had done. And this
Speaker 3: guy was like, oh, I saw this clip of you,
Speaker 3: and he's like, you're really funny. And I was like
Speaker 3: on Match, like, I don't want to talk to somebody
Speaker 3: who's seen me do stand up online or in real life.
Speaker 3: It's just weird. And I know that it's only going
Speaker 3: to get worse as she continues to book the way
Speaker 3: we like to speak, right, I feel like I want
Speaker 3: to meet the person that I like, the person that
Speaker 3: I actually want to date in real life, and then
Speaker 3: the person that I want to treat like a paper
Speaker 3: alchemed online. Let me tell you, let me tell you
Speaker 3: the problem. What's the pret this?
Speaker 2: You know, you're already famous, Marie, You're already famous.
Speaker 3: G List life on the g List, You're.
Speaker 2: Already famous, and you just gotta I mean, the person
Speaker 2: that I'm with right now famous upset obsessed with me?
Speaker 2: You said famous, but I said obsessed with me? And
Speaker 2: they you know, they saw all my work.
Speaker 3: It's out there, so like that's what they saw. Dil
Speaker 3: do have a board. They didn't see that. That's that's
Speaker 3: in the vault. I'm gonna text it to her. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna text it to her rat now right now, and
Speaker 3: so you can't.
Speaker 2: It's this is just what it is. People, are gonna be.
Speaker 2: They're gonna see what you do and they're gonna love it.
Speaker 3: I know, but I don't know. I don't. I was
Speaker 3: thinking about the last night. I don't. I don't love that.
Speaker 2: Why girl, you're funny and you're great and your stuff
Speaker 2: is amazing.
Speaker 3: People are gonna love I know. But the guy that
Speaker 3: I went on a date with a couple weeks ago
Speaker 3: messaged me. He texted me this weekend and it was
Speaker 3: one of the jokes, Like, he texted me one of
Speaker 3: the jokes in the set, and I he knew, he
Speaker 3: knows that I'm a stand up, but I had never
Speaker 3: sent him anything. I never even told him what my
Speaker 3: last name was so he couldn't google me. And he
Speaker 3: was like, oh, you're really funny. I popped up on
Speaker 3: my Instagram timeline and I was like it, just like,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't like knowing that people that
Speaker 3: I know watched my stuff. I like knowing strangers watch it,
Speaker 3: but if I know you and you're watching what I'm doing,
Speaker 3: it's like an extra layer of like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: cringe for me. It's so got a girl. Would you
Speaker 3: rather be? I don't know, would you just right be?
Speaker 3: Unbooked and unrecognized.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, would you want stuff out there and then
Speaker 2: nobody talk about it?
Speaker 3: What do you want? Figure it out? I just don't
Speaker 3: want them to talk to me about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Marie, You're not making any sense. And I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say I hear you, and I don't think you.
Speaker 3: Hear me, Sidney, I hear you. I'm saying that I
Speaker 3: like the like knowing that people are watching me in
Speaker 3: the abstract. But when somebody that I know or somebody
Speaker 3: who has access to me is telling me that they're
Speaker 3: watching my stuff, it's like, I'm like, ah, is it okay?
Speaker 3: Was it funny? Did I look like? It's just I
Speaker 3: don't know. I guess I gotta get over it, because
Speaker 3: you know, I'm gonna be all my woopy Goldberg soon soon.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if you guys are listening, but
Speaker 2: anything that I am doing, please I beg of you.
Speaker 3: Tell me how amazing it is if you if you
Speaker 3: are interested in me and you like my work in content,
Speaker 3: please slide in my DMS and tell me how amazing
Speaker 3: it is reposted to. I am unlike my good friend,
Speaker 3: my good sister Marie.
Speaker 2: If you are interested in me, and you watch my stuff,
Speaker 2: please slide into my DMS and I will gladly say
Speaker 2: thank you and be like I'm taking so please shoot.
Speaker 3: Your shot, Shoot your shot. I love that, speaking of
Speaker 3: shooting their shots were getting We have some listener photos
Speaker 3: that y'all slid into the inbox, and I just wanted
Speaker 3: to fucking gorgeous describe some of the sexiness that we've
Speaker 3: received recently. So we have a huge fan in Singapore. Okay,
Speaker 3: I love that word into Nacio Nal. I love that
Speaker 3: for us, mister worldwide. She said, Hi, Marie and Sidney,
Speaker 3: I want to thank you so much for giving me
Speaker 3: great content to listen to. I absolutely, I absolutely love
Speaker 3: the banter between you both with andrews Inter. You see
Speaker 3: that day you're in there, You're in there anyway. Sis
Speaker 3: is giving first of all, very moisturized, no split ends.
Speaker 2: The hair is looking healthy. I don't see where is she.
Speaker 2: I don't see her.
Speaker 3: Well, siss, you must not check your email. She's giving
Speaker 3: us colors, she's giving looks. The smile is radiant. I
Speaker 3: love I love that when I say our listeners are
Speaker 3: super attractive, and y'all prove me right, because I've never
Speaker 3: I've yet to see an ugly unofficial expert. Oh bitch,
Speaker 3: she is stunning and she's.
Speaker 2: Tall, Sydney, you got her away from the Sorry girl,
Speaker 2: you are so tall and hot.
Speaker 3: I'm into it. She looks good. That's my type, Nigga,
Speaker 3: that's my type. That's my type. She's giving us corduroy
Speaker 3: blazer and yellow. I love it. I love how hot
Speaker 3: she is.
Speaker 2: Everybody, if you don't mind, girl, I think we're gonna repost.
Speaker 3: I think we're gonna be like.
Speaker 2: I don't know her Instagram, but I'm like, girl is flaming.
Speaker 2: Her name is Nsia ooh, and I even love the name.
Speaker 3: Oh n okay. And then the other one that we
Speaker 3: wanted to touch on today. First of all, hold on, Sidney,
Speaker 3: looking at Nisia's photo, what give me? What do you
Speaker 3: think about? You know, what do you think she's doing
Speaker 3: in Singapore? What kind of person does you do you
Speaker 3: think she's attracted to? Let's chat about her her look?
Speaker 3: Okay it she can go three ways. She could be
Speaker 3: into girls, and if she is into girls, she wants
Speaker 3: a slim fim butch I see it, Okay.
Speaker 2: If I see her with a woman randomly, I feel
Speaker 2: like she could be with a beige woman.
Speaker 3: She's in Singapore. It's yeah, maybe she's in Singapore, so
Speaker 3: the woman is bage. She wouldn't be Asian.
Speaker 2: Uh for some reason, I just find her linking up
Speaker 2: with somebody who's also doing the same thing that she's.
Speaker 3: Doing, which is what teaching English abroad. What do you
Speaker 3: think she's doing in Singapore? I don't know. She might
Speaker 3: be doing something in fashion because she's real done up.
Speaker 3: She's but it's also that first photo is giving museum
Speaker 3: curador vibes. It's giving I put these photos here in
Speaker 3: this order. I don't know.
Speaker 2: But she also she could also work at like some
Speaker 2: like boutique designer, uh, you know store.
Speaker 3: I don't know. The second photo is giving. Maybe she's
Speaker 3: in Singapore doing architecture or something. It's giving business. It's
Speaker 3: giving does art, but like business, yes, art business, you
Speaker 3: know what. It's the shoes. It's the shoes that's making
Speaker 3: me feel like maybe she's not in a like a boutique.
Speaker 3: She might be doing real real hat girl, shit girl,
Speaker 3: because the toes are out.
Speaker 2: It's not a pipcho, it's not a piecho, So it's
Speaker 2: not it's not business business.
Speaker 3: The whole oh is out. I could see the pinky.
Speaker 3: I know Sydney zoomed in all the time. You know,
Speaker 3: I did you foot fetish beach. Okay, okay, let's go
Speaker 3: to the next photo. Andrew any uh interjections about Nicia.
Speaker 4: I think she's hot. I mean I've always said the
Speaker 4: same thing. It's like, there's like not a bad looking listener,
Speaker 4: not one for us.
Speaker 3: You know you are, you are what you eat or
Speaker 3: whatever the hell the saying is. We're hot, So our
Speaker 3: listeners are hot. That's what I'm saying. And then the
Speaker 3: second photo that we want to talk about today is
Speaker 3: from the UK. Are you Are you listening?
Speaker 4: UK? And Singapore?
Speaker 3: UK and Singapore one of my favorite with a U
Speaker 3: favor et podcasts. I look forward to it every week.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm hanging out with my shady older
Speaker 3: cousins when I'm listening. Okay, well we'll just call this old,
Speaker 3: but you are a shady older cousin, baby. This is Aaron.
Speaker 3: Aaron is given real septum piercing and also moisturized edges
Speaker 3: and hair, beautiful skin, beautiful skin, giving me tall, tall, tall,
Speaker 3: tall body. Short fingers. He's giving me short fingers, So
Speaker 3: yours are closest to the camera.
Speaker 2: So yeah, the fingers are short, the dick is long.
Speaker 2: I know that the dick is long. I could I
Speaker 2: can tell.
Speaker 3: Are short, the dick is tall.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a great title as well. I'm on fire today.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe it's the cleanse, it's that soup cup. Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe it's all the water. It's that you want right now,
Speaker 3: that's what it is. Aaron looks very hot, the skin
Speaker 3: looks good. Everything either, the fingernails are clean. I'm here
Speaker 3: for it. Please guys, sit and sen sen I we
Speaker 3: this is so fun. I m oh actually included their
Speaker 3: Instagram handle for more. Okay, okay, well she's a cocky beach.
Speaker 3: Well let me let me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go on the unofficial expert page and friend
Speaker 2: this person because Aaron we love and you deserve. And
Speaker 2: let's see if Aaron is already following us, because I love.
Speaker 3: The safety they are. Okay, okay, wow Aaron j h
Speaker 3: m hmm, I don't see. Oh I found him? I
Speaker 3: found him? Oh wow. Right, it's giving. It's giving like
Speaker 3: a like the page is very like artie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, model model right is giving our director on the side.
Speaker 2: Yeah he I mean looks like he could also live
Speaker 2: in Brooklyn. Like he's really giving me what I need
Speaker 2: with a half of half down hair.
Speaker 3: Oh, a dual rag moment. You know, I'm here for
Speaker 3: that always. I mean, look back at it. I mean,
Speaker 3: we definitely gotta. We gotta hang with Aaron when we're
Speaker 3: in the UK.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I Marie, we have to go to the UK.
Speaker 2: I think we have a lot of fans there, to
Speaker 2: be honest, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I think we do. And I had fun when I
Speaker 3: was in London. It was the weather was nice. I
Speaker 3: got there. I was lucky, I think because the day
Speaker 3: that I left and started pouring, because you know famously
Speaker 3: the weather. It's trash in the UK. But I think
Speaker 3: we should go to the UK, Sydney. Yes, let's go
Speaker 3: to London and get our you know, and ride that
Speaker 3: little double decker ugly bus.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm here for it, Marie. Did your hair grow
Speaker 2: back on your coop?
Speaker 3: Yet? It's going back? It's so thin and sin and sparse.
Speaker 3: Are you upset about that? I don't know. I'm like
Speaker 3: looking at it and it's just like you gotta put
Speaker 3: your pussy away. That was crossing a line. Sidney pussy, Sidney,
Speaker 3: put your Pussy Away is a great title, Sidney. That
Speaker 3: was crossing a line that it was you gotta stop
Speaker 3: putting your pussy on the podcast. Look at Andrew's face.
Speaker 3: So I was just talking about how you'd be having
Speaker 3: your cities out on FaceTime but your hair be covered,
Speaker 3: and then you plopped your pussy on the zoom blopped pussy.
Speaker 3: That's a good title. Nah man, I'm gonna touch Jojo.
Speaker 4: Do you want to do you want to get through
Speaker 4: the titles?
Speaker 3: No? No, bulletproof body cock bulletproof body con is the winner. Well, Andrew,
Speaker 3: please read the rest of the titles, just so the
Speaker 3: listeners can get.
Speaker 4: A white gaze uh spelled with the G A z
Speaker 4: e beij.
Speaker 3: Oh beige lens that should be in the description.
Speaker 4: He sent it. Flaccid was one bulletproof body cont is
Speaker 4: going to the title the up.
Speaker 3: I believe he sent it flaccid hilarious.
Speaker 4: Butt naked and a bonnet and Barbados.
Speaker 3: Yo, the merch, Honey, the merch, Sydney. I'm not doing
Speaker 3: this with you because I can't believe you put I'm
Speaker 3: still really the microphone string was in the way, so
Speaker 3: I thought there was like a braid hanging down girls flies.
Speaker 3: He's wearing aer.
Speaker 4: And then you have off duty booty and short fingers,
Speaker 4: long dick.
Speaker 3: Oh, short fingers, long dick. That's going on a tote bag. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just for errand for running errands, running air. This is
Speaker 3: killing me. Oh man, I'm crying. I'm done with this podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing this with y'all know more. Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: that good thing. We are already at an hour, bitch,
Speaker 3: so we can head on out.
Speaker 4: Ew.
Speaker 3: Somebody just sent me another message or Tinder whether should
Speaker 3: you be interested in getting a meeting to get acquainted
Speaker 3: drink or dinner? Please text me? It's like, no, dude,
Speaker 3: do you want to what they look like? Can we
Speaker 3: see a picture?
Speaker 4: It sounds like a copy and paste message.
Speaker 3: Um, it sounds like an older man. It is an
Speaker 3: older it's an older beige man. His profile says he's sixty. Marie,
Speaker 3: do it for the story. Do it for the story.
Speaker 3: This is what he looks like, Marie. I beg you
Speaker 3: to do it for the story. Please. Shati shak ti
Speaker 3: shok ti, Marie, I bet I will. How much money
Speaker 3: do I we have to pay you for you to
Speaker 3: do it for the story. Oh well, Sydney, you said
Speaker 3: you was gonna set the right sis, So let's talk
Speaker 3: about the rate. One hundred dollars for you to go
Speaker 3: on this date. You're gonna give me one hundred dollars
Speaker 3: for me to go on a date with this man.
Speaker 3: M hm yeah, I'll take one hundred dollars Andrew you
Speaker 3: want to split that? Okay?
Speaker 2: Wait, wait when this episode comes out, can you guys
Speaker 2: Venmo herr will Venmo us one hundred?
Speaker 3: Venmo me one hundred dollars because I'm about to Venmo
Speaker 3: her one hundred dollars. Oh my god, everyone needs to
Speaker 3: Yeahvemo and this is whatever your currency is. If you
Speaker 3: and London send us send Venmo one hundred. I'm sending Marie.
Speaker 3: I'm sending Marie. I'm sending her one hundred dollars right now.
Speaker 2: So I would hope that you guys would look me
Speaker 2: up on Venmo and send me back this hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Because we're doing it for the story. Here you go, here, Marie, God, Sidney,
Speaker 3: I'm here. You go. You're venmoing me one hundred dollars
Speaker 3: for emotional duress for Senior Cooch in the day. Please
Speaker 3: and you're facing the window, so it was well lit
Speaker 3: for the story. Okay, so let well lit. Sidney just
Speaker 3: sent me all of her unemployment money for the week. Sidney,
Speaker 3: you gotta stop.
Speaker 2: Wait, can is there anybody who's claiming unemployment? Can y'all
Speaker 2: slide in my damns, because I have actually we have
Speaker 2: a story. We have something we need to talk about
Speaker 2: on the Patreon because I might be going to jail
Speaker 2: and we have to talk about it.
Speaker 3: Sidney might be going to jail.
Speaker 4: You're going to record from prison.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told her. I told her she has to sneak, uh,
Speaker 3: she has to sneak the microphone into jail, into her
Speaker 3: booty hole. And she said they're gonna do a cavity check.
Speaker 3: And I said, that's fine, Sidney. They can't always do
Speaker 3: a cavity search. Cavity check is great for people who think,
Speaker 3: you know, they think are smuggling things into jail. But
Speaker 3: like Martha Stewart didn't get cavity searched. Well, that's because
Speaker 3: she's a fucking famous. Sidney dropped her laptop. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: Sydney dropped her computer and dropped off the zoom. I
Speaker 3: can't even he dropped her laptop. Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: can't unbelievable, unbelievable. I hope the audio. Wow, I hope
Speaker 3: the laptop didn't fall on the dog because the dog
Speaker 3: was walking around in.
Speaker 4: The bud her face as it fell. Oh wait, she's back.
Speaker 3: I was truly like surprised. Did it fall unless the
Speaker 3: screen closed? Yeah, it was like, whoop Meani leaks, I'm
Speaker 3: off the call. Wow. Anyway, friend, I think we did
Speaker 3: what we needed to do today. Is there anything you
Speaker 3: wanted to leave the listeners with for the week or
Speaker 3: the weekend as it starts to warm up out here? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, I know people.
Speaker 2: Are vaxed up and they're feeling free and they're hopping
Speaker 2: and bopping and dipping and twerking and popping, and but
Speaker 2: it's just like, be safe, really really be safe. I'm
Speaker 2: not just talking about COVID. I'm talking about STDs. Like,
Speaker 2: just because somebody's allegedly immune from you know, COVID nineteen,
Speaker 2: that don't mean they are immune from you know, triconomus, trickonomus, trigonometry.
Speaker 4: Well wait, what STDs are like popular among lesbians?
Speaker 3: Well, lesbian STDs exists.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I was talking to a few
Speaker 2: lesbians and they said that they go to the gynecologists
Speaker 2: and when they're like, yeah, I'm gay, they don't really
Speaker 2: they're not getting the rundown checking like straight bitches. Well
Speaker 2: because because men are the carriers of a lot of
Speaker 2: these STIs.
Speaker 3: So women can get Yeah, but lesbians can get like
Speaker 3: UTIs and yeast infections and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah HPV, Yeah, yeah they can, but it's just not
Speaker 2: it's not as common. I mean, usually, like when you're
Speaker 2: using a strap, it's going inside one person, and it's
Speaker 2: usually like clean before it's like going in, so there's
Speaker 2: not really transferring of It's not like I'm putting on
Speaker 2: the strap and then somebody and then I'm they're using
Speaker 2: it on me and I'm using it. It's that's not
Speaker 2: usually how it goes well. I mean, I can't say
Speaker 2: how it usually goes for me. But I'm just saying
Speaker 2: in general.
Speaker 3: You said you can't say how it usually goes for you.
Speaker 3: After you just said how it goes for you, I'm
Speaker 3: just saying you just said, yeah, yo, Sidney, please hurry
Speaker 3: up and get back to Brooklyn so we can talk
Speaker 3: more free because somebody's house like, well, I can't say
Speaker 3: for me that well that that's not really my that's
Speaker 3: not what's happening here.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying that some people take and some
Speaker 2: people receive, so usually the thing that's going in is
Speaker 2: not being transferred into somebody else.
Speaker 3: So got you. And then it's dishwasher safe so you
Speaker 3: can just wash it out, all right. So Dick is
Speaker 3: dirty and straps are clean. I love this for us.
Speaker 3: Dick is dirty, straps are clean. That's a great title, Marie.
Speaker 2: Okay, but can you write down that we need to
Speaker 2: use these titles for you know, leisure?
Speaker 3: Yes, save them?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can you dirty? Shrap is clean? Can? Andrew? Can you
Speaker 3: take a picture of all the titles so we can
Speaker 3: post on the Instagram right right?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Actually that sounds great And then I'm gonna post it
Speaker 3: today and be like, guess what title we're using for Friday.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're really doing good on the solos, Marie.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm having a blast doing it. It's been a
Speaker 3: good time. It's like, do we ever need a guest again?
Speaker 3: I mean, people write in the the reviews that they're like,
Speaker 3: I love the solo episodes.
Speaker 2: They don't even need a guest. They say it all
Speaker 2: the time, so mm hmmm hm. The guests are great there.
Speaker 2: We love the guests. Please everybody come come on the pod.
Speaker 2: But I mean me and my gal and Andrew.
Speaker 3: Out the water gals, the gals and Andrew. We love
Speaker 3: it well. I feel like we did what we came
Speaker 3: out here to do today and I love that y'all
Speaker 3: are enjoying this because we like doing it. So please
Speaker 3: keep sending us money so that we can obviously start
Speaker 3: a bail Sydney out of jail for what did you say?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying why. Just know that there might be
Speaker 2: Orange is the new Sydney again, Sydney.
Speaker 3: I was going to visit you in jail and I
Speaker 3: would stand behind that little window and I would pick
Speaker 3: up the phone and be like, how you doing this?
Speaker 3: I bought you some jet magazines or whatever the hell? Remember?
Speaker 3: Remember the drop the jaw Rule song what I Name Me?
Speaker 3: When you want me to put it on you? Come on?
Speaker 3: There's a music video of him? Baby?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's OK. Can we do that for Halloween? I'm
Speaker 2: jaw Rule and you? Why are you bringing this up?
Speaker 2: Is the correlation to what we're talking about right here?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Because there's the music video. He's in jail and the
Speaker 2: girl is coming to see him and they're they're talking
Speaker 2: amongst the glass and they're rapping as well.
Speaker 3: You're gonna get arrested, so we can redo the videos.
Speaker 2: What you're saying anyway, Marie, I love you and you too, Andrew,
Speaker 2: and so make sure everybody you know comment, subscribe, review,
Speaker 2: give me praise.
Speaker 3: I need it.
Speaker 2: If you're interested in me again, sliding my d MS
Speaker 2: and tell me I'm great, and so I could say
Speaker 2: that I'm taken.
Speaker 3: Yes, this has been fabulous. God, I love you guys.
Speaker 3: By Fray my Forever Dog.
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