Speaker 1: Is a designer's goal to have twenty one Savage mentioned
Speaker 1: their brand in a verse?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Or what about? Is a designer's goal.
Speaker 2: There's no Orsha.
Speaker 1: Tosh show show. Hey, it's me Daniel Tosh and this
Speaker 1: is Tosh Show. Eddie, Yo? Was that?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Why? Well? I got through it my first colonoscopy. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know how it went. First of all, Eddie,
Speaker 1: thank you for all the well wishes.
Speaker 2: Are you welcome, buddy?
Speaker 1: I mean, it is scary the whole time, you're just like,
Speaker 1: oh no, am I gonna die? No, it was just
Speaker 1: overall a delightful experience. All right, here's what happened the
Speaker 1: day before. Everyone prepares you that the prep is the
Speaker 1: rough part of this, and they are correct. But what
Speaker 1: you need to know is what time you schedule your
Speaker 1: colon osby really affects the prep. So there's different times
Speaker 1: when you have to take things leading up to the procedure.
Speaker 1: I had a six fifteen check in at the hospital
Speaker 1: six fifteen am, and no, that was the right move
Speaker 1: because if you're after noon, your night before is disaster.
Speaker 1: So the day before this is what I had to do.
Speaker 1: I got home from filming here, and then at three o'clock,
Speaker 1: I had to take two laxatives, and then I had
Speaker 1: to take the mir Lax solution and you get to
Speaker 1: put it in a gatorade, but not red or blue.
Speaker 1: They said no red or blue, so I chose orange,
Speaker 1: which toward the end of the you know, the prep,
Speaker 1: the smell of orange gatorad was making me gag a
Speaker 1: little bit. All right, you have to drink sixty four ounces,
Speaker 1: two separate times of thirty two ounces. The first batch
Speaker 1: you mix up half the bottle of me Relax, which
Speaker 1: I don't know how many servings are in my Relax.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to take one if you're constipated, one capful,
Speaker 1: and we're taking an entire bottle, so it's a lot.
Speaker 1: And you take it in eight ounce increments every thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: So I take my first swig of it. The eight
Speaker 1: ounces goes down, couldn't taste anything. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is great, this isn't going to be disgusting. Didn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't hard to choke down at all. Just tastes
Speaker 1: like orange gate rid. The first thirty minutes, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: nothing's happened. Take my second dose. And then I say
Speaker 1: to my son, Hey, you want me to you wanna
Speaker 1: go for a drive? Oh? No, yeah. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: here's what my son and I like to take, the
Speaker 1: E thirty. We like to drive the green E thirty
Speaker 1: around the neighborhood. But then first I said, wait a second,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm taking all this this stuff and I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to be shitty. My brain's out and that hasn't happened.
Speaker 1: But I felt totally normal. So I asked my wife.
Speaker 1: I said, when does it say during this that you're
Speaker 1: gonna start pooping? And she said she looks it up.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh, it says between thirty and sixty minutes.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, well, it's been thirty five minutes.
Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't take him for a drive right now.
Speaker 1: And then at thirty seven minutes, I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, is that a fart? Nope, that's not
Speaker 1: a fart. So I ran to the bathroom and I
Speaker 1: had my first one. I was excited about it. It was
Speaker 1: the first one. Oh, just an explosion. I mean it really,
Speaker 1: it really comes out fast. And now I have a
Speaker 1: bidet and I have my wet wipes. Anything that I need.
Speaker 1: I'm this was my mistake. I probably was wiping too
Speaker 1: normal at the beginning, even though I was using a
Speaker 1: bidet and things like that. What I should have been
Speaker 1: more gentle, just almost padding, because toward the end of
Speaker 1: this prep it was sore back there. Okay, so I
Speaker 1: kept tally of how many times? So you do that
Speaker 1: for a two hour stretch, and then you take like
Speaker 1: four hours off, and then you do another two hour
Speaker 1: stretch that you know starts I think at ten pm.
Speaker 1: That's if your appointment time is before noon the next day,
Speaker 1: which was important for me. So by the second batch,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm going to the bathroom four times every thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: And it's real. You have to be close by. It's
Speaker 1: a lot coming out, and it's coming out hard and fast,
Speaker 1: and I'm starting to get sad. But I'm watching but
Speaker 1: I'm watching basketball. I've got an iPad on the floor
Speaker 1: constantly going so that I can continue to watch games.
Speaker 1: I'm not pausing things. I'm just like, all right, I
Speaker 1: kind of made light of it. I knew what I
Speaker 1: was getting into. I'm like, how bad can this be?
Speaker 1: I went thirty six times? Wow, thirty six times I
Speaker 1: emptied my bouth. Now at two am. They want you
Speaker 1: to be, like I said before, just clear water coming
Speaker 1: out your butt and if it's not, you need to
Speaker 1: take another dose. Now was mine perfectly clear? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't going for another dose clear enough, I said,
Speaker 1: And I probably got to fall asleep at two thirty.
Speaker 1: Then at five I had my brother in law drive
Speaker 1: me to my doctor's. Now they're very specific about this.
Speaker 1: You have to have someone drive you there, even if
Speaker 1: you have a car service. And by the way, I
Speaker 1: have a great car service guy that I use. He
Speaker 1: has a sprinter van, you know, nice setup bed in
Speaker 1: the back. They won't let me use my car service guy.
Speaker 1: They're like, no, no, no, they we need a friend or
Speaker 1: will cancel the appointment. First of all, my brother in
Speaker 1: law is way less reliable and trustworthy compared to my driver.
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fight
Speaker 1: them on this. So he comes. I have to get
Speaker 1: him up. You know, he's he drives some piece of
Speaker 1: shit car. Now he's in my electric truck. Lord knows
Speaker 1: that's not going to go well. On the way home.
Speaker 1: You just I said, have you ever driven a car
Speaker 1: with regenitive braking, and he's like, no idea, but whatever.
Speaker 1: So I get there six fifteen in the morning, had
Speaker 1: my paperwork already filled out, just had to sign a
Speaker 1: few things. Went to a room where I put my
Speaker 1: clothes in a bag, put on a gown. I'm exposed
Speaker 1: in the back. I'm laying comfortably in a bed for
Speaker 1: fifteen twenty minutes. They put an iv in or whatever
Speaker 1: where they're gonna give me the medicine to knock me out.
Speaker 1: I say, how long am I going to be out there? Like, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know, thirty forty five minutes or something like that.
Speaker 1: Probably went under seven point thirty. They brought me into
Speaker 1: a room. They told me to roll over on my side,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, now I know my buttholes
Speaker 1: like exposed. There's And it wasn't like there was no
Speaker 1: one in this room. There was people milling about taking
Speaker 1: out and I'm rolling on my side and that's the
Speaker 1: last thing I remember. Probably fell out asleep a couple
Speaker 1: seconds later, and then I remember waking up. It back
Speaker 1: in the other bed that I was in, and they
Speaker 1: were like, Okay, you can get dressed. I'm away. I'm loopy,
Speaker 1: I know they put me in a wheelchair. I don't
Speaker 1: remember this, and they wheeled me out on a Wilshire boulevard,
Speaker 1: a busy road at eight thirty in the morning. So
Speaker 1: there I am, just and they put me in my
Speaker 1: truck thirty two driving home, slightly loopy, a little dizzy,
Speaker 1: but I felt like I really slept hard. My brother
Speaker 1: in law driving me home. My brother in law successfully
Speaker 1: drove drove me home, whacked. We went to breakfast. I
Speaker 1: called Starvin. We ate. Didn't feel nauseous at all, butthole
Speaker 1: didn't feel like it was entered. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that means. But if you have you know, this drug
Speaker 1: on hand, and you happen to give it to me,
Speaker 1: know that you could root around for a little bit
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't have a clue. They told me they
Speaker 1: didn't remove any polyps, that there was no polyps in there.
Speaker 1: I think someone said I'm good for ten years. But
Speaker 1: I get the phone call tomorrow to let me know
Speaker 1: all the actual results. I guess so hopefully. Everything so
Speaker 1: completely simple, and the next time I went to the bathroom
Speaker 1: it was normal, didn't hurt, there was no tenderness, I mean,
Speaker 1: just all in all, a neat experience. I'm glad I
Speaker 1: did it. Next up vasectomy. I hear there's tons of
Speaker 1: jerk in it. Yeah, that'll be fun. All right, Let's
Speaker 1: get back to the unrelatable, elitist glitz and glam that
Speaker 1: this show has become known for. Enjoy Pasha. It's clear
Speaker 1: from all the talk about my fits in the comments
Speaker 1: section that my viewers don't understand fashion, which means today's
Speaker 1: interview will go way over their drab little heads. Please welcome,
Speaker 1: fresh from pay Paris Fashion Week. It's Kids super Himself column?
Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 2: The famous question I do not, okay, believe in ghosts.
Speaker 1: How are you getting two syllables out of calm column?
Speaker 1: It's an Irish name, okay.
Speaker 2: It means dove in Gaelic huh, which when I was
Speaker 2: a little kid, I was kind of like, that's soft.
Speaker 2: But then I saw a mission impossible and every time
Speaker 2: he walks out, there's like doves, And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's pretty badass.
Speaker 1: First off, who are you wearing?
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I'm not interested in fashion, hold on,
Speaker 1: it's not my thing, but I'm smart enough to know
Speaker 1: that I let other people who are really into it,
Speaker 1: tell me what to do. I'm not like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't care, So give me a shirt from fucking wherever.
Speaker 1: How old are you?
Speaker 2: I'm thirty two. Good for you for all not knowing
Speaker 2: your age. I almost said thirty one, but now I'm
Speaker 2: thirty two.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what I am.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm forty eight. And then are you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I am?
Speaker 2: You look great? Dude? The abs I was saying it.
Speaker 1: Bro, that is disgusting. Have you always been interested in fashion?
Speaker 1: How did you fall into this?
Speaker 2: I was interested in like kind of making things and
Speaker 2: being a little bit different. And so when you combine
Speaker 2: that in high school in New York City where everybody
Speaker 2: was like what are you wearing? And then so that's
Speaker 2: kind of how I started.
Speaker 1: Kids Super How'd you come up with kids? Super? Why
Speaker 1: not super Kid or sip Cooper?
Speaker 2: Sip Cooper would have worked, but Super Kids taken on
Speaker 2: all fronts Okay, I came up because I was super
Speaker 2: young when I started making clothing. I was like fourteen
Speaker 2: fifteen in my high school, selling T shirts out the cafeteria,
Speaker 2: and I was really hit puberty very late, so did
Speaker 2: I I was later. I mean, you clearly hit Pubert.
Speaker 2: How tall are you?
Speaker 1: I was tall, but I didn't have a pubic hair
Speaker 1: on my.
Speaker 2: I doesn't count. You don't even know it.
Speaker 1: But I had a shower. I did a shower in
Speaker 1: front of the kids in like high school. Like I
Speaker 1: was terrified at sixteen because I had no hair.
Speaker 2: But did you have a tall penis?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, wow, I had a normal penis with no hair,
Speaker 1: like a child.
Speaker 2: A baby's penis and baby bye.
Speaker 1: All right, well it's different because I was trying to
Speaker 1: say I related, but no.
Speaker 2: You don't. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You don't. Really I didn't fall, were you? I mean
Speaker 1: I was probably six feet.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? You don't even know what I went through?
Speaker 2: I was four eight?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you should have a tiny penis at
Speaker 1: four eight, that's what I'm saying. I had a tiny
Speaker 1: piece at six foot with no hair, and I would
Speaker 1: just like I had a note normal.
Speaker 2: You said a normal penis. You didn't say tiny.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I don't know, my god, damn it. How
Speaker 1: many penises have you seen in your lifetime? As in fashion?
Speaker 2: So many? And the fashion actually didn't help me. I
Speaker 2: was just a soccer player growing up, and then you see.
Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness, you were actually a pro soccer player
Speaker 1: in Brazil.
Speaker 2: So after high school I went a year to play
Speaker 2: soccer in Brazil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how in the world does Brazil need another short
Speaker 1: soccer player.
Speaker 2: Oh, they didn't, and that's why I immediately it's actually funny.
Speaker 2: I got there and on the center mid I don't
Speaker 2: know how much you know about and they were like,
Speaker 2: you should play right back, and they just moved me
Speaker 2: to a shittier position center mid.
Speaker 1: There you have some endurance, huh.
Speaker 2: No, that's why they put me on right back.
Speaker 1: Are you scared in Brazil? No?
Speaker 2: Brazil is actually my favorite culture. I think. Good for you,
Speaker 2: great music, great people. Great Like they have a word
Speaker 2: in Brazil that I put on clothes often that's hezenya.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: That means like chit chat, but they use it as
Speaker 2: a command like come, hissenia, and it just demands you
Speaker 2: to come like do this.
Speaker 1: So I shouldn't be terrified of their culture.
Speaker 2: No, they're the best. Yeah I never been. No, but
Speaker 2: aren't you a surfer?
Speaker 1: Gay? Yep? And you know what Brazilians love to do
Speaker 1: when they're surfing, share with the white guy from cal
Speaker 1: for you. Now, you were born in New York, New
Speaker 1: York proper, Yeah, Manhattan. You're not one of those bridge
Speaker 1: and tunnel degenerates.
Speaker 2: No, I appreciate you said that.
Speaker 1: Are you when you went to NYU?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you studied mathematics.
Speaker 1: Now, that right there throws me from the loop because
Speaker 1: I thought most people went there spent one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: a year to get a degree in poetry or philosophy
Speaker 1: or some bush.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're not wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, you vandalized your dorm and that might not be
Speaker 1: the right word.
Speaker 2: It's what they called it. But yeah, I converted my
Speaker 2: dorm into a store.
Speaker 1: And then you were just kicked out of the dorm
Speaker 1: or kicked out of NYU dorm. Don't Oh, okay, did
Speaker 1: you finish NYU? Then I did look at you. Did
Speaker 1: you go to college? Yes? For what? Oh that's so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Philosophy marketing?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, that is embarrassing. That's worse that I thought
Speaker 2: you were going to say. I know, no disrespect to marketing,
Speaker 2: but I just I just assumed because as you're good
Speaker 2: with words, I mean, I guess marketing helps, but like, no,
Speaker 2: how did you get into comedy.
Speaker 1: The question is how did I get into marketing?
Speaker 2: No, I understood that.
Speaker 1: The answer was I was just easy.
Speaker 2: It was down the list.
Speaker 1: It was the easiest thing. I thought I could get
Speaker 1: through college with makes sense, and I graduated in three
Speaker 1: and a half years. How's that from impressive?
Speaker 2: Were you funny?
Speaker 1: I was hysterical?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I was doing when did you star?
Speaker 1: Oh? You doing comedy in college? I'm doing college to
Speaker 1: fulfill an obligation to my parents.
Speaker 2: I know you're supposed to ask questions, but my one question,
Speaker 2: how old are you when you first did your first
Speaker 2: like stand up things.
Speaker 1: Like proper stand up? Probably eighteen nineteen. Yeah, and in
Speaker 1: high school you were the funny kid. I was funny
Speaker 1: because I can't. I didn't get punched ever, And I was.
Speaker 2: You were tall. You keep lying about this like I
Speaker 2: was tall.
Speaker 1: But I mean I was tall, but I was one
Speaker 1: twenty five. Still, dude, let's get into how you got
Speaker 1: into designing. You started high school, Yeah, fourteen with the
Speaker 1: sock you obviously were like, no, this is my life.
Speaker 2: You were like, if you asked my parents what I
Speaker 2: was gonna be or try to be, they'd say soccer player.
Speaker 2: So I moved a ton when I was little, and
Speaker 2: then when I moved back to New York City at twelve,
Speaker 2: everyone was super into fashion in New York City. And
Speaker 2: I had lived in like Mexico, Chicago, Wisconsin and all
Speaker 2: these places.
Speaker 1: Well wait, what were your parents doing.
Speaker 2: My mom's from Spain and my dad's from Ireland, and
Speaker 2: my dad was just getting jobs.
Speaker 1: Are they rich?
Speaker 2: Now? They're the best they've ever been. But when they
Speaker 2: first came to America, they were very much not and
Speaker 2: they were like street vendors, but in Manhattan, in Manhattan,
Speaker 2: so they my mom moved to Manhattan in the seventies
Speaker 2: and bought an apartment. So she bought her apartment for
Speaker 2: like thirty K and we still have it. So she's
Speaker 2: always like, I'm the smartest woman, you know. But yeah,
Speaker 2: so they were like street vendors, hustling. My mom's kind
Speaker 2: of like an artist woman, and she was doing like
Speaker 2: one woman monologue shows. And then I was born and
Speaker 2: then they were like we should probably get jobs, and
Speaker 2: so then they were like the first job was like
Speaker 2: you want to move to Chicago, and they're like okay,
Speaker 2: And then the next jow was like you want to
Speaker 2: move to Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: And they were super supportive.
Speaker 2: I mean again, I had I was doing good at everything,
Speaker 2: so everyone is always like, oh, your parents are so supportive.
Speaker 2: It was like I was going to NYU that I
Speaker 2: got in for mathematics. I was like going soccer. I
Speaker 2: was always good at school. So like they were supportive
Speaker 2: for sure, But I was trying to think if I
Speaker 2: wasn't doing all the other things, would they have been supported?
Speaker 1: All right, don't give them any credit.
Speaker 2: No, they're amazing, and but there's still like foreign parents
Speaker 2: that were like, be good.
Speaker 1: Are they proud of you?
Speaker 2: Oh? I put them in the fashion shows? Like my
Speaker 2: mom fucked my fashion show. My dad's walked to No,
Speaker 2: my parents are awesome, like we'd hang out with them.
Speaker 2: We as in me and you were best friends with
Speaker 2: my parents that we just met.
Speaker 1: Is a designer's goal to have? Twenty one? Savage mentioned
Speaker 1: their brand in a verse. Yes, seventy five dollars for
Speaker 1: a thing Lauren jacket or what about is a designer's goal.
Speaker 2: There's no or that's the goal. I thought you were
Speaker 2: going to ask how many rappers are saying kids super
Speaker 2: in the song and all I want have you gotten
Speaker 2: any We've gotten a couple, but I want it more
Speaker 2: and twenty one Savage has not.
Speaker 1: By the way, am it twenty one Savage get? But
Speaker 1: I do think it's such a good easy word to
Speaker 1: wrap to kid. Super Yeah, it's okay, it's.
Speaker 2: Not orange, which is the other option.
Speaker 1: Dave, what's the most you ever made selling your T shirts?
Speaker 1: Like in high school?
Speaker 2: Oh, three hundred dollars. I used to put an ironing
Speaker 2: board on Canal Street and sell it on like on
Speaker 2: top of on the street. And one dude came and
Speaker 2: was like, had a super young, like hot wife, and
Speaker 2: he was foreign, and he was like, I'd buy it all,
Speaker 2: and we were like, amazing, I love my god. He
Speaker 2: was trying to impress the girl, and I think he did.
Speaker 2: He impressed me and that was like we were like,
Speaker 2: he was like whatever, and so he bought like ten shirts.
Speaker 1: Why is designer clothing so fucking expensive?
Speaker 2: I think so that you want it more. I think,
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously there's the fabric and everything. But it's
Speaker 2: funny even now when I'm selling to stores that have
Speaker 2: like the GUCCIESE and the high end brands, they'll call
Speaker 2: me the buyers and be like, can you raise your prices?
Speaker 2: Because we're putting like the jacket, your.
Speaker 1: Wet jacket right here. When I looked up how much
Speaker 1: this cost, I was like, steal. I honestly said that.
Speaker 1: I was like eight fifty. That seems right.
Speaker 2: Is it eight fifty?
Speaker 1: Is it fifty?
Speaker 2: The whole thing's eight fifty right, that's a steal, That's
Speaker 2: what I said.
Speaker 1: I remember when I first moved to Los Angeles. I
Speaker 1: went into fred Siegel. I was like a fucking kid
Speaker 1: out here, and I saw Billy Corgan at lead singer
Speaker 1: smash Man and he.
Speaker 2: And he was there, he was there, okay.
Speaker 1: And I remember getting a sweater with an elephant on
Speaker 1: it and I looked at the price of it and
Speaker 1: it was like twenty nine hundred dollars and I was like,
Speaker 1: I just it blew my miles, Like this doesn't this
Speaker 1: this is insane?
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, yeah, well MEI me goddamn elephant sweater.
Speaker 2: Even me, when I was first like a kid growing
Speaker 2: up in New York, I'd see fashion shows and be like,
Speaker 2: this is so stupid, who would ever do this? Like
Speaker 2: the clothes are unwearable? And now I'm on Paris Fashion Week,
Speaker 2: like trying to make the most unwearable clothing. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I now I understand it from a different perspective where
Speaker 2: fashion shows aren't necessarily for you to buy, but to
Speaker 2: like showcase your creativity. But even when it comes to pricing, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a tough one.
Speaker 1: So they tell you sometimes you need to jack these
Speaker 1: prices up.
Speaker 2: You know that jackets whatever four hundred dollars. If it
Speaker 2: was five thousand dollars, you'd feel a little different about
Speaker 2: wearing it.
Speaker 1: So I might put a shirt on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, please, especially when you're gonna return this right now.
Speaker 1: F Mary kill love this. Tom Ford, Paul Smith, Ted Baker, ooh,
Speaker 1: I'm definitely effing tom Ford. Okay, have you ever seen
Speaker 1: those videos of him where he takes it like a
Speaker 1: random dude from the street. No one makes him sexy.
Speaker 2: Oh it's the greatest, yes ever. So he'll pick up
Speaker 2: like a construction worker, which is also funny because he
Speaker 2: always picks like a secretly hot construction worker. And then
Speaker 2: he'll be like, oh, like, your lips are chapped. He's like,
Speaker 2: we need tom Ford chapstick, and then like someone brings
Speaker 2: it and he personally like rubs it on the and
Speaker 2: then he's like a cash man and then at the
Speaker 2: end the guy's like beautiful, So yeah, whatever, that is
Speaker 2: like the hottest dude ever.
Speaker 1: These are tom Ford's exactly.
Speaker 2: Okay, who are the rest? I've just completely.
Speaker 1: Lost Ball Smith and Ted Baker.
Speaker 2: The latter two I'd know less about some fucking and
Speaker 2: marrying tom Ford and killed the.
Speaker 1: Other two fair enough. Explain to me the uh the
Speaker 1: Big four, Paris, New York, the Fashion Weeks, Milan and
Speaker 1: what am I forgetting?
Speaker 2: I mean, you could just have said the Big three London.
Speaker 1: God, damn it, London. I think there's not four. There's four.
Speaker 1: They consider London.
Speaker 2: No, well you can ken, Yeah, London's good.
Speaker 1: Are there other lesser known ones?
Speaker 2: I mean there's like everyone, there's a Tokyo, there's a
Speaker 2: Shanghai Charleston.
Speaker 1: Is there a Charleston.
Speaker 2: It's it's niche. It's probably there, to be honest. What
Speaker 2: determines is what brands also show. Okay, so it's like
Speaker 2: the city matters obviously, But if for example, Louis Vuitton
Speaker 2: and Diorge started to do Charleston, Charleston would probably be big.
Speaker 2: But since LVMH owns like fifteen of the biggest brands
Speaker 2: and their Paris based company. Paris is like considered the
Speaker 2: most elite.
Speaker 1: And once you commit to one, you're not supposed to
Speaker 1: play ball as the other places.
Speaker 2: Or is that great question? So when I did Paris
Speaker 2: my first time, I also assumed I'd do Milan the
Speaker 2: next and do Singapore and travel the world doing these
Speaker 2: fashion shows. But the way it's set up is like,
Speaker 2: once you're on one calendar, you should stay there and
Speaker 2: that becomes your the one that you do.
Speaker 1: I find this one fascinating. It was because of covid ye,
Speaker 1: but the stop motion Barbie were you actually designed clothes
Speaker 1: for in the scale of a Barbie doll?
Speaker 2: This is a good and defining moment, So give a
Speaker 2: little context. So before covid I did two fashion shows
Speaker 2: in Paris, and the cool thing about Paris Fashion Week
Speaker 2: is to get accepted to it, you basically just do
Speaker 2: a fashion show at the same time during the same week,
Speaker 2: and they like will review you and then if you're
Speaker 2: good enough, they'll like put you on the calendar. So
Speaker 2: it's kind of like going to Sundance Film Festival and
Speaker 2: just like renting a movie theater and playing your movie
Speaker 2: and being like, come watch it. And so I did
Speaker 2: that twice and got rejected twice, and every time I
Speaker 2: got rejected, I printed the rejection letter on the first look,
Speaker 2: which was actually kind of funny. And then when I
Speaker 2: finally got accepted, COVID hit and everyone was freaking out
Speaker 2: because they're like, what are we going to do for
Speaker 2: fashion week? For COVID, you know, the real big question.
Speaker 2: During COVID, everyone was like, what's going to happen with
Speaker 2: fashion week? Anyways? They decided to do virtual fashion weeks,
Speaker 2: and I was like, had spent all my money on
Speaker 2: these two fashion shows, and was like, damn, I can
Speaker 2: never do another of these fashion shows. I don't have
Speaker 2: enough money to do them. Okay, let me try like
Speaker 2: a stop motion fashion show. And I had done a
Speaker 2: bunch of stop motion music videos prior to that, and
Speaker 2: so I decided to take a Barbie doll rip off
Speaker 2: the heads three D print like j Lo, jay Z,
Speaker 2: Salvador Dali, Jackie Chan, and I made these miniature clothes
Speaker 2: and I did a stop motion fashion show.
Speaker 1: Did you worry about the legality or was that not
Speaker 1: a problem?
Speaker 2: I was like, I think it's parody, right, obviously not
Speaker 2: Jackie Chan, And then I thought I was going to
Speaker 2: get kicked off of fashion Week fully because it wasn't
Speaker 2: real clothes, Like the clothes were this big.
Speaker 1: What was it your actual designs?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah I had. And so I'm like, okay, I'm
Speaker 2: getting kicked off, but at least this is the most
Speaker 2: like column kid super thing, and I end up getting
Speaker 2: like all of these fashion awards and like start winning
Speaker 2: and all the fashion world finally like starts finding out
Speaker 2: about me, and for me, I was like, damn, Like
Speaker 2: the thing that was most column and most outside of
Speaker 2: the box was the thing that people liked the most. Wow,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna triple down on this.
Speaker 1: It was a great actually unleash the monster and.
Speaker 2: Like in all honesty not joking, like I thought I
Speaker 2: was going to fail and it ended up being very successful.
Speaker 1: Were those dolls vaccinated?
Speaker 2: No, they're big anti vaccines.
Speaker 1: Interesting, that's interesting. You wouldn't think that parents fashion Week?
Speaker 1: Oh good? I mean fashion world is intense partying, yeah,
Speaker 1: but where are you at that on that spectrum.
Speaker 2: I throw big parties for kid super stuff and my
Speaker 2: birthdays and stuff, but I don't like, I wouldn't say
Speaker 2: I party to You're not a druggy. I'm not a druggie.
Speaker 2: Actually never done drugs any I've never smoked marijuana. Huh,
Speaker 2: I never would. The other ones seem harder than that,
Speaker 2: So I didn't like skip my.
Speaker 1: So you're just gonna you're gonna you're gonna clean up
Speaker 1: for a long time. Well, I mean clean up meaning
Speaker 1: like you're just gonna be successful as fuck.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I think I'm gonna get I just haven't
Speaker 2: hit the success where the cocaine comes in. No, what
Speaker 2: about you?
Speaker 1: I mean I used to rave in Djenko's.
Speaker 2: Jenko kind of reached out to me about potentially doing
Speaker 2: a collapse. You have to be the model and will
Speaker 2: do like choker neck and like I I used to
Speaker 2: wear a thumb ring. Yeah, and then you.
Speaker 1: Have to be like, hold on, I'll give you one more.
Speaker 1: I even had my tongue pierced for me.
Speaker 2: No way, Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 1: I was a little kid that loved the clubs and
Speaker 1: I didn't do the drug.
Speaker 2: The tongue ring means other things.
Speaker 1: I know, it didn't mean that to me.
Speaker 2: It was just didn't mean that. I don't know how
Speaker 2: to bounce around this question. I was I was just
Speaker 2: using the tug.
Speaker 1: Ring for well, you know, I just was like, I
Speaker 1: thought it was How cool were you like eighteen.
Speaker 2: Seventeens when you started can't well, you'reing tongue ring stand
Speaker 2: up comedy.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I took the tongue ring out because
Speaker 1: you could hear it hitting my teeth in the microphone.
Speaker 2: The fact that you had a tongue ring is insane.
Speaker 2: I never had a tongue ring, but I did jokingly
Speaker 2: get a lip ring once.
Speaker 1: I mean, my tongue ring was almost a joke.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it was just you alone. Personal.
Speaker 1: No, my roommate was gonna get a tongue ring and
Speaker 1: he was being such a baby, this is a true story,
Speaker 1: being such a baby about it, and I'm like, just
Speaker 1: do it. And then they did it to me and
Speaker 1: then my tongue swelled up.
Speaker 2: Mine was pretty similar. We were in the dorm room
Speaker 2: and I was like, dude, we should do something crazy
Speaker 2: right now and they're like what. I was like, like,
Speaker 2: get a fucking lip ring. And then and then we
Speaker 2: went to Thomas. We went to Saint Mark's and I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I'm like thinking about getting a lip
Speaker 2: ring and the guy was like, how about this, and
Speaker 2: just did it. And then I was like, and I
Speaker 2: had a lip ring for a week and then my
Speaker 2: dad saw it and was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Get it off? And I was like, you're right, dad.
Speaker 1: I might have I might have only had it for
Speaker 1: six months. Masks can judge me, and.
Speaker 2: So you're just a lip ring kid way till it's great,
Speaker 2: true lip rings better?
Speaker 1: Is there anything funnier than a supermodel getting the wobbles
Speaker 1: and going down in heels.
Speaker 2: Or no, I have a good story about this, but well.
Speaker 1: You you tried to murder models by having them walk
Speaker 1: a slicked runway.
Speaker 2: So this is what happened, and it's a good story.
Speaker 2: So my second fashion show, I was already not accepted
Speaker 2: my second fashion show. I had spent a ton of
Speaker 2: money on the first one. So my second fashion show
Speaker 2: that I was like should I do it? Should I
Speaker 2: not do it? I got rejected. It didn't like, didn't
Speaker 2: change my life by doing that fashion show? Are these
Speaker 2: worth it? And so I was like, I didn't do
Speaker 2: the fashion show to like get accepted into fashion. I
Speaker 2: did it as more of like a creative challenge. Okay,
Speaker 2: if I'm going to do this second one. The concepts
Speaker 2: called like running as fast as you can, and the
Speaker 2: idea is like, if you're gonna try something like try
Speaker 2: as hard as you can, there's no reason to like
Speaker 2: not go for it. And so the fashion show was
Speaker 2: the models would step on paint, they'd walk around this
Speaker 2: like video cube. And then the last model was in
Speaker 2: a white suit, but he was a breakdancer, so he'd
Speaker 2: break dance on the catwalk and it would leave the
Speaker 2: footprints as a pattern.
Speaker 1: And so in theory, do you do a dry run
Speaker 1: of this?
Speaker 2: No run at all, And an hour before I'm in Paris,
Speaker 2: the French like venues like you cannot put paint on
Speaker 2: the floor. This is ridiculous, And I'm like, dude, this
Speaker 2: is my whole concept, Like without it, there's no and
Speaker 2: so we're going back and forth and I'm like, please, man,
Speaker 2: like anything, I'll like cover the floor with whatever you want.
Speaker 2: He was like, fine, if you cover it completely, like
Speaker 2: you can do it. And so we end up covering
Speaker 2: the whole floor with this plastic and obviously we couldn't
Speaker 2: test and so model one walks paint on his feet,
Speaker 2: goes to plastic bags on the floor and is just
Speaker 2: slip and sliding completely. And then the second model slip
Speaker 2: and sliding and it's one hundred percent and as you said, like,
Speaker 2: isn't the funniest thing like a wobble? And so I'm
Speaker 2: one hundred percent wobble, right, And the models are all
Speaker 2: French and they're coming in the backs.
Speaker 1: They all men.
Speaker 2: No, there's some women. There's some women. And they're like,
Speaker 2: this's this fucking stupid because if the idea was this,
Speaker 2: we are slipping like this is bullshit.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're allowed to do that accent anymore,
Speaker 1: all right, going what accent?
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn this, like this is a huge fail.
Speaker 1: And well, by how did the end? The white outfit work?
Speaker 2: Rolling work? It actually and the print.
Speaker 1: It looked like something. Yeah good, it.
Speaker 2: Was actually better than we thought. That part actually worked
Speaker 2: pretty cool. At the end, I decide to come, I
Speaker 2: run and I slide out and I have a mic
Speaker 2: which no one ever does speeches at the end, and
Speaker 2: I do like, thank you guys so much for coming.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes you slip and fall, but you gotta
Speaker 2: remember to get up and run as fast as you can,
Speaker 2: like this is Kid's super show. Thank you, And I
Speaker 2: get all these applause and Vogue comes up to me
Speaker 2: after and they're like, the visceral idea you decided to
Speaker 2: create the slipping models had me at the edge of
Speaker 2: my seat, like it furthered the concept so much more.
Speaker 2: And I look her in the eye and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you understood everything I was trying to
Speaker 2: do and so I got this like amazing renew about it.
Speaker 2: And I remember going backstage with my friends that'd be like, dude,
Speaker 2: nothing matters, like we could do anything.
Speaker 1: So I mean, but now that's amazing, But like, what
Speaker 1: about your relationship with them going forward? They're going to
Speaker 1: like know the truth now, right.
Speaker 2: Well, luckily you have no people from Vogue watch your show?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: They're huge fans, they subscribe all the time.
Speaker 2: But this is actually funny. So this is the picture
Speaker 2: of the guy slipping from that show. That's great And
Speaker 2: I made it my Jordan logo, which is kind of funny.
Speaker 1: What do you think about the World War like models?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Have you know they've they've opened the doors to.
Speaker 2: As a plus sized model?
Speaker 1: Question any any version, various ages, all of it besizes
Speaker 1: you're all for that.
Speaker 2: I loved using old older people because well the brand's
Speaker 2: called kid Super and I think it's it's cool because
Speaker 2: everyone kind of has a little kid super in them.
Speaker 2: But also old people have a great face and like
Speaker 2: just cool energy and vibe like I'm against it. No,
Speaker 2: you're against the plus you like the old.
Speaker 1: I don't like old. I don't like any I want.
Speaker 2: I always liked super hot, skinny fifteen year olds.
Speaker 1: I wanted to know that it was unobtainable, that like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to be that you there's like no chance
Speaker 1: that any of us can be like that because it's
Speaker 1: so ridiculous. So I liked that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mind that. For me, I like people
Speaker 2: modeling for me that I want to talk to or
Speaker 2: hang out with. Okay, so I just like I had
Speaker 2: Ronaldinho walk, which is my like god, yeah, my last show,
Speaker 2: Jim Jones incredible ad a ballet dancer.
Speaker 1: You know. So by the way you've used speaking of models,
Speaker 1: you've used like some absurd people. You've used Shay Alexander,
Speaker 1: what else bad Bunny, Dion Cole, Tyler, Tyler Perry. How
Speaker 1: the fuck did you think of Tyler Perry for a model?
Speaker 2: He didn't necessarily model, he just wore kid super No.
Speaker 2: But for me, it's when any one of those type
Speaker 2: of like the more amazing and random, the better. I
Speaker 2: just think it's like because now if I run into them,
Speaker 2: which I don't know how often I'll run into Tyler Perry,
Speaker 2: but when I do, I can be like.
Speaker 1: Hey Frell, Yeah, is he straight up like running? What's
Speaker 1: his title?
Speaker 2: Now? He's the creative director of Louis Vton Men's.
Speaker 1: Like, what a world trip he's been on. So now
Speaker 1: are you you partnered with them? Or are you run
Speaker 1: into an a line or no?
Speaker 2: So I did the collection before war Pharrell came in,
Speaker 2: So I creative direct did the two seasons ago Louisviton
Speaker 2: Men's collection.
Speaker 1: Is that normal for a designer who has their own
Speaker 1: to go to someone else's and do align with them?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm saying really, but.
Speaker 2: No, I was the first ever guest designer, So I
Speaker 2: guess it's not normal. But it's not uncommon for you
Speaker 2: to have your own brand and creative direct, especially in
Speaker 2: today's age where it's like how else are they going
Speaker 2: to find out about you?
Speaker 1: And did you enjoy that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That was super fun?
Speaker 1: Did they have like you know it was it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Oh, the way I've been doing things on my own.
Speaker 1: Now I have like the keys to a Lamborghini type
Speaker 1: of thing. Yeah, was it noticeable? We're like, oh, well.
Speaker 2: You're like I'm in a basement in Brooklyn and now
Speaker 2: I'm in Paris and I have seventy designers underneath me.
Speaker 1: Do you love Paris?
Speaker 2: I think Paris has an unbelievable marketing team. Whoever is
Speaker 2: telling talking about parents, because like you walk in there,
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm supposed to fall in love and like
Speaker 2: learn everything, and then you walk in it's like kind
Speaker 2: of raining, Like what's going on?
Speaker 1: Then Paris is like New York City? But if New
Speaker 1: York is just five stories high, that's how I and raining.
Speaker 2: It's dude. It was just when I was there, it
Speaker 2: was just so much rain, and I was just like,
Speaker 2: this is how you like, London gets such a bad rap.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, Paris should get a batter worse rap. But
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously it's any country is cool. But they
Speaker 2: talk about Paris really high up. Been to Paris, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, marketing my child in Paris.
Speaker 2: It was born or you had say, yeah, that was
Speaker 2: that was not born in Paris.
Speaker 1: No, he wasn't born there, conceived there. He remember explained
Speaker 1: to you a lot of stuff. Jesus.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, you're a French kid. Or but
Speaker 2: you remember the moment. Yeah, you remember the time.
Speaker 1: We were having a lot of fertility problems.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so.
Speaker 1: It was there was there was a lot of like okay,
Speaker 1: here we now now now focus. Are you rejecting five
Speaker 1: hundred ideas a day that people bring you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: No? At l V it was like that where you
Speaker 2: have all these people come and present ideas. But for kids,
Speaker 2: super it's like do your brain need more ideas?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're because it's.
Speaker 2: Such a small it's just me really designing.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, you're doing it all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, huh.
Speaker 1: What we're gonna say about this?
Speaker 2: Like the painting, like we make it the little doodles
Speaker 2: I drew, like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I forget that I don't have a shirt on.
Speaker 1: Then I look down and I see my stomach folding
Speaker 1: over my pants and I get sad. What's your take
Speaker 1: on draw string technology? All your fan?
Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 1: God, I love drawstrings, but.
Speaker 2: What I you know, some people have an inside you know,
Speaker 2: to hide it and.
Speaker 1: Then now now I've got a not press it against
Speaker 1: my stomach.
Speaker 2: Horrible design.
Speaker 1: Horrible design, couldn't agree more. What about cargo pants?
Speaker 2: They're coming back, Yeah, cargo, but in a different way. Okay,
Speaker 2: you don't fill them up all right, baggy cargo pants.
Speaker 1: I mean there are people are going real baggy again.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, which is hilarious. Like it is crazy when
Speaker 2: I remember being like, you'll never wear a baggy, and
Speaker 2: then it's like you'll never wear a skinny, and skinny
Speaker 2: is gonna come back again.
Speaker 1: What do you do with the extra buttons that come
Speaker 1: with yeah, your clothes?
Speaker 2: Great question, nothing, you lose them instantly?
Speaker 1: Do cut tags off or no?
Speaker 2: Yes? But that's also funny. When we're doing kids super products,
Speaker 2: you like want a huge tag because it's cool, and
Speaker 2: then you're like I hate tags, Like that has a
Speaker 2: good tag right there?
Speaker 1: No, this tag's beautiful. Then yeah, that's not a tag
Speaker 1: you would cut off.
Speaker 2: Well, that's in a good position. If it was on
Speaker 2: your neck, you'd cut that.
Speaker 1: My extra buttons, God damn it. How come you don't
Speaker 1: sell your pockets shut? That's good, that's functional. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not used to it. I'm used to them. I'm used
Speaker 1: to going like this then screaming at carry fuck carry.
Speaker 1: I can't you know you'res to break them? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're supposed to, but you're not so post two for
Speaker 1: like television, because it looks better if they're never opened.
Speaker 2: That's a like you problem, knowing no one else is
Speaker 2: on television.
Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, you collaborated on a seven hundred
Speaker 1: dollars bean bag chair. First off, i'd like to buy
Speaker 1: two right now on the spot, love sec I want
Speaker 1: two of them. Give me two love sets them.
Speaker 2: We'll send that to you immediately.
Speaker 1: Second, all you ever thought about getting into the futon business?
Speaker 2: Yes, well no, not futon. I'm a huge fan of
Speaker 2: bunk beds.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm all here, what's the concept? You can't talk
Speaker 1: about it?
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm I'll talk openly about it.
Speaker 1: You're gonna make bunk beds.
Speaker 2: I just have had a bunk bed for longer than
Speaker 2: you think I've had.
Speaker 1: Well, sure, you didn't have a penis until you're twenty exactly.
Speaker 2: But no, Like currently, I just got this new kid
Speaker 2: superstore and building in Brooklyn, and I have like a
Speaker 2: little room upstairs and I'm bunk bedding it as well. Wait,
Speaker 2: I got a present for you. Do we do this?
Speaker 1: You give me a president. I'm gonna give you presents.
Speaker 2: And I didn't know how many people came, so I
Speaker 2: made the whole squad.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I just keep them little God damn it.
Speaker 2: Cat.
Speaker 1: Look at that ship. Oh this is nice. This is
Speaker 1: a big I'm gonna wear the ship of this. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we got them in all colors. Oh man, I
Speaker 2: don't know if you put it on with your outfit,
Speaker 2: but he can.
Speaker 1: I have that one too.
Speaker 2: No, this was fine, dude, Are you serious? Like the color? No?
Speaker 2: I do love it, but no, I would trade you what.
Speaker 1: No, you I got. Here's a gift. This a gift
Speaker 1: I got for you. It was an artist. He's passed away.
Speaker 1: But so it should be worth more. But I don't
Speaker 1: know that it's worth anything yet. But he did a
Speaker 1: photo of me naked on a unicorn with Barack Obama.
Speaker 1: It was It was featured on a Toash point zero episode.
Speaker 2: Real, Yeah, this is amazing.
Speaker 1: I have one more thing. It's a suit that somebody
Speaker 1: sent me and I don't know if I can wear it.
Speaker 2: This is what I gave you.
Speaker 1: This is humiliating. I actually thank you. I actually like
Speaker 1: it a lot.
Speaker 2: I have more stuff for you, but the gift giving
Speaker 2: is because you were.
Speaker 1: Saying you got more stuff for me.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know what size shoe you are?
Speaker 1: Twelve?
Speaker 2: Nailed it?
Speaker 1: Did you really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 2: I just looked at that body and I was like,
Speaker 2: that's a size twelve man.
Speaker 1: Look at this. Look at you. So are you partnered
Speaker 1: with Puma?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good God, You're going to be rich. God, You're going
Speaker 1: to be rich and successful. Look at that. Why did
Speaker 1: you partner with Puma? Like? How is Puma high fashion
Speaker 1: in your world? How did they collide?
Speaker 2: When you get to a certain level where one of
Speaker 2: the major shoe sneaker companies will reach out to you.
Speaker 2: So if it's Puma, Adida's, Nike now New Balance, and
Speaker 2: I think if you're a young designer or steward designer,
Speaker 2: like getting your own shoe at a company is like
Speaker 2: one of the goals, especially for me. And I was
Speaker 2: a big soccer player, as you know, so and.
Speaker 1: You know the story. But between Puma and Adidas.
Speaker 2: Yes, two brothers. Yeah, But the craziest thing is the
Speaker 2: headquarters are still in that same.
Speaker 1: Same town, and the whole town is divided and you
Speaker 1: go right or left to the day, you know, that
Speaker 1: Adidas was named after the brother.
Speaker 2: But first you said it, I know the Adidas is
Speaker 2: a shortened word for Ale. It actually wasn't even the brother,
Speaker 2: it was just a guy he liked. No, I mean
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: That's that's an inside baseball for the for their Well.
Speaker 2: Funny is the first Puma's name was Ruda because the
Speaker 2: Puma creator's name is.
Speaker 1: They named him after each other. Yeah, but then he
Speaker 1: went from for Puma. You still kick the ball around often?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I played in a game, a celebrity game in
Speaker 1: Ireland where it was American com versus the European Comics.
Speaker 2: Any American comics play.
Speaker 1: Not really, so we lost like fifteen to one. One
Speaker 1: was you I scored it? Yeah, And let me tell
Speaker 1: you something. As an American, it's all I cared about that.
Speaker 2: I got celebrate insanely.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I did a backflap.
Speaker 2: Shirt off.
Speaker 1: No, I kept a shirt on. There's no reason to
Speaker 1: show this. Do you sponsor any like little kids soccer teams?
Speaker 2: A little team? We haven't done, but we have sponsored
Speaker 2: like a team in Brazil that I sent jerseys to,
Speaker 2: and now we're designing for. There's a couple I'm designing
Speaker 2: man City's jersey, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Are you doing anything like out of the
Speaker 1: box with that or does it have to be by
Speaker 1: the book?
Speaker 2: There are by the book stuff like restrictions, but this
Speaker 2: one's there's a it's a water painted thing, so it's
Speaker 2: kind of so it has your touch, it has my touch.
Speaker 1: Man City. You designed their uniforms pretty pretty.
Speaker 2: That's a There's been a lot of like whoa, let
Speaker 2: me do this.
Speaker 1: Do you ever go up to people that are that
Speaker 1: are wearing your stuff? Oh?
Speaker 2: All the time when you just hug them, do you Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's great. Or I'll be like you look so hot,
Speaker 2: And then they sometimes know who I am and sometimes
Speaker 2: think I'm just a weird guy.
Speaker 1: One time I was walking on the beach and I
Speaker 1: saw somebody watching my show and on a house in
Speaker 1: like Manhattan Beach. So I just walked up the door
Speaker 1: and banged on the door and then they're like like,
Speaker 1: we're We'relucan. I'm like, it's it's me, and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah.
Speaker 2: They weren't impressed. They weren't mind flowed.
Speaker 1: Not not as much as I wanted.
Speaker 2: They're just like, yeah, this fucking ships always on.
Speaker 1: Call them God, damn, I have no more questions. You're uh,
Speaker 1: you're You're great. I wish you all the success in
Speaker 1: the world. I appreciate thanks for coming on.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Pasha, Hey, Carl, do you like call them? It's pretty neat,
Speaker 1: isn't he? You know, whenever someone like that is successful,
Speaker 1: I'm like good, like that that person deserves to be successful.
Speaker 1: I mean, just straight hustler his whole life, knows what
Speaker 1: he wants to do and is doing it. It's incredible.
Speaker 1: By the way, this hat, How nice was that? The
Speaker 1: guy made us kids super Toss Show hats? And they
Speaker 1: say it's better to give than to receive, which is
Speaker 1: why I've always given stuff away on the show. But
Speaker 1: then he gives me things and guess what way better?
Speaker 1: I liked it way more. You know what's funny about
Speaker 1: this hat? Call him leaves here after the interview, and
Speaker 1: he's at a function, a comedy function for Netflix, and
Speaker 1: he's wearing his hat that says Toss Show. And my
Speaker 1: manager happens to be at this function and she sees
Speaker 1: it and she goes up to him and goes, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. She's like angry, She's like, who's this person
Speaker 1: making knockoff toss show merch and she literally walks up
Speaker 1: to this guy. She doesn't know who he is because
Speaker 1: you know, you know, no disrespect to my manager, but
Speaker 1: she's not, you know, big in the fashion game, sayway.
Speaker 1: She walks up to him and she goes, excuse me,
Speaker 1: I just need to know why the fuck are you
Speaker 1: wearing a toss show hat? And he's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: am you know, I was just interviewed by him. And
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, really you were I when and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we just recorded it just now. It'll be on soon.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know their schedule, and she's like,
Speaker 1: it better be on or I'm taking that hat. I
Speaker 1: don't know. She made a fool out of herself, is
Speaker 1: all I know by implying that this guy was making
Speaker 1: illegal toss show merch. You don't have to yell at
Speaker 1: anybody that's wearing something with tosh on it. Who are you?
Speaker 1: That's my client? You know. The only thing she'll be
Speaker 1: mad about when she hears this is that she'll call
Speaker 1: me and she go, what you always have to do
Speaker 1: an impression of me with a low voice. That's the
Speaker 1: only thing she'll care about. She won't get I can
Speaker 1: say anything else. I can say that she lives in
Speaker 1: a trailer park. It's a Malibu trailer park, but you
Speaker 1: get it. Just don't always make my voice sound low.
Speaker 1: All right, Hey, any other updates from past guest? You
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