WEBVTT - Drew Got Bullied 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:17.720 Welcome to this episode of My Emergency Intercom. 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:21.560 Today we talk about why is the poop pressing so 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:25.080 hard against my butthole right now? 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:26.960 Yeah? 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:33.159 You know what's crazy is I took my probiotic and 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:36.559 then immediately that happened. But I think what spiked that 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:39.479 is the anxiety I felt when I shattered my second 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:41.160 Mason jar of the day. 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:44.320 Wait, what is it, Glar? 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:45.080 I heard. 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:48.080 I have no idea. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:50.440 I don't know what. 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:52.560 Amazing Glar, that's how you make me feel sorry. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:56.920 I literally don't know what am is. I wish I 0:00:56.960 --> 0:01:00.720 had this stair. I was just a he is literally 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.120 on little sistemod this week because I'm just chilling in 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:05.200 my bed on my iPhone and and you will like 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:09.120 like literally hobble into my room like playing the loudest 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:12.880 fucking sounds from her phone, computer, iPad, whatever it is, 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.960 and just lay on my bed for hours. And I 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:19.399 would like to say that I wish I could say 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:21.559 it was annoying, but it is so cute and endearing 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:23.319 that and I love it so much that when you leave, 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:26.520 I get sad. But yesterday when she left, as she 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:29.320 was walking out, she like grabbed my leg hare and 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:31.480 just pulled it and we never said anything about it. 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:34.360 But that hurts so bad. I was like, literally, why 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:35.000 did she do that? 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:37.240 But just little that's what you get for watching the 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:39.480 worst show ever and actually freaking out about it, like 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:40.199 you'rew's been. 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:41.560 Watching like binging. 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:43.600 I haven't seen Drew in the rest of the house 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:45.920 all week because he goes in his room and turns 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:48.320 on his iPad and bitches what he claims is one 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:49.520 of the worst shows he's ever seen. 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.160 But he literally cannot stop watching it. 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:54.640 I can't. It's so hard to like stop it. It's 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.920 Umbrella Academy. But it's just. 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.600 That's the thing about you is you can your time 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:02.920 to something you hate, and I appreciate that. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:03.880 That's something I love about you. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.360 It is like, even though like you hate things, like 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:07.720 you'll dedicate way too much. 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:08.040 Time to it. 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.000 You know what I love about you is when you 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.480 let your anxiety win, it's just so powerful. 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:15.600 Oh and then I like freak out and go silent. 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:19.440 Well we're just twins in that way, yeah, because we 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:20.359 both do it. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.080 I did that yesterday. It's true. 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:25.919 I had one of my like meltdowns, meltdowns and then 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:27.680 into silence and then by the time we got home, 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:28.000 I was. 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:32.000 Like, now, damn. 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.600 I literally didn't think anything of it because I do 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:38.080 the same thing and I can recognize that. But just no, 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:40.960 I see, I see the world how it's meant to be, 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:41.560 you know. 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:45.880 I'm just empathetic and like I see people and like 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:47.680 when I see them, I'm like, that's a person. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:51.160 I love the way your brain works, I really do. 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:54.880 Has anyone ever said that seriously to you? 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:55.919 No, but I think you have. 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:57.519 I love the way your brain went. 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.239 No, but never in that sentence. Because literally, as you're that, 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:03.000 I thought about that old video of you like complimenting 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:06.560 me when Ian had you like compliment me on camera, 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:09.400 and I'm not kidding, I like you've complimented me before, 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:11.639 but I think like that was back when you still 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.280 like were unable to evoke emotion. 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:18.240 And you were like scared, I'm still unable to voke emotion. 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.240 Well, now you can be kind with your words, like 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.640 pretty often, like you like you could. You're very complimentary 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:27.079 like emotionally now, But that was like, literally, I'm not 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:29.200 kidding that. I think that was the first time you 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.400 had said it like in a serious way, even though 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:33.360 it was on camera and it was like, that's what that. 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:35.160 Reminded me of. But that was like what like six 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:38.040 months after living with each other. That was pretty quick 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:39.520 until like moving in. 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:42.040 No, that was that was twenty nineteen. That was like 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:44.680 a year after. Yeah, that was over a year. 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:49.480 Because my hair was brown and it was it was 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:51.400 after I had orange hair, I think, so it was 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:52.680 like later twenty nineteen. 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:54.200 No way, No, I. 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:57.560 Have to get go at. That doesn't make sense to me. 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:00.560 If that is true, I'm actually gonna freak the fuck 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:03.480 out because literally, what doesn't make sense to me is 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:05.800 how was twenty nineteen before twenty twenty? 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:08.720 That genuinely that freaks me out. 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:11.480 And I know it's obviously it's because like of the 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:14.280 like lifestyle shift from twenty nineteen to twenty twenty. And 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:17.520 also we went from like before the pandemic still being 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:23.919 like like baby adults, yeah, like nineteen to twenty, and 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:27.599 then like during pandemic, like we all aged like three years. 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.920 Literally, we all aged like, we. 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:32.560 All became like adults, and now we all look like 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:33.680 fucking adults. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:34.560 And it's scared. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.200 I'm not an adult yet. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.600 I know you're sixteen, but like. 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:41.080 I'm turning seventeen, but. 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:43.040 You carry yourself so adult, Like. 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:45.719 Yeah, I'm just like really mature for my age. 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:49.039 Yeah, so like sometimes I forget. 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:52.560 While you're looking for that. I just want to clear 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:55.720 the air about my hair right now. So if you're 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:58.479 looking at it and you're like, damn, your hair looks 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:01.440 really fucking oily, really really bad. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:05.760 Oh yeah April twenty nineteen. How was that twenty nineteen? 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:07.400 That's twisted, dude. 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:10.000 It's like the way you age, Like you know, when 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.640 you're like from four to seven, like you see someone 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:15.560 age rapidly, Like that's when a human age is rapidly. 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:19.680 From like eighteen to twenty one, that same rapid aging 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:24.760 happens specific side your brain, specifically, like eighteen to twenty three. 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:30.360 It's like even even twenty one to twenty three. Yeah, 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:34.640 even those age that like period of time is completely 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:39.359 like you age ten years, yeah, comparatively to like the 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:42.640 rest of your life. But as I was saying, is. 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:46.280 Even like eight to nine or even eight to nine, 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.440 what like ages eight to now? 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:50.680 You're just naming ages. 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:56.400 I really am so curious. I'm so curious. 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:57.080 Sorry, I was. 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.760 God, you can speak even like when you know something, 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.200 when you know something. 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:05.960 Even even fifty six to fifty seven, I was gonna say. 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:10.160 That, Oh, also wait like fourteen to. 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:14.000 Like like right before you turn fifteen, but like specifically 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:14.680 that week before you. 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:17.680 Oh, things change. Things changed. This is going to be 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:20.800 the summer of the rest of our life. 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:21.359 It's going to be. 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:25.760 As you saying that, it was literally the funniest shit 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:26.600 I'd ever heard. 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:29.160 Not this year's Christmas is going to be a troll 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:31.440 It's going to be a trolls Christmas. It's actually crazy. 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:34.480 If you're looking at my hair and you're like, damn, 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:38.360 that ship is ratty, oily disgusting, I know it looks 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.000 like it smells bad. It's because you know how you 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:43.560 were like, oh, like you need you should try using 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:47.320 some of that oil on your hair. I didn't read 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:50.679 the bottle, and you used a ship toime. I didn't 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:53.680 use a ship ton, but I applied it at my 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:57.599 roots and at the bottom of my hair, and I 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.039 went to bed last time. I was like, damn, I hair, 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:00.680 I'm gonna wake up and it's gonn be so nice. 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:02.960 And I woke up and it was the most oily 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:05.840 like shit ever. And I was so fucking pissed because 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:07.920 I was like I showered last night. I don't want 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.480 to shower this morning because I'm going to the gym later. 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:15.600 It's completely pointless. But now I have disgusting hair and 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.960 I have to be on camera, and I'm brave. I'm 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.559 not putting on a baseball cap. I'm done with baseball caps. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:22.360 I know I've noticed you haven't been doing that, is it? 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:25.680 Because when I pointed out the frizzy thing, like that's 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:26.480 what it was from. 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.600 Yeah, like fully, I was like, oh, is that really 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:29.960 what's breaking my hair? Dude? 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:31.280 Yeah, that'll that'll do it. 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:34.840 That'll do it, barble doo. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:38.560 But yeah, that oil. You're not supposed to put hair 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.440 oil in your roots. I put it in my ends. 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:43.920 But also my ends take up so much oil because still, 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:47.320 although like I've had multiple haircuts in the past like 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.000 a few months now. 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.520 You haven't. 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.280 Although I've caught my hair a ship. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:08:01.240 Ton's I annoying, there are still like ends of my 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:03.760 hair that had blonde in it, so like the ends 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:07.360 will like be really really dry and scary, so I 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:09.000 have to put a bunch of oil. And even then 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:11.760 still like like the way my hair can like still 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:15.600 like hold shape. Oh damn, is like kind of gross, 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:17.960 did you because it's like not like a sleigh way, 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:19.480 it's like a why can I do that? 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:22.480 There were hairsuckers as kids. Do you know the kids 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:25.320 that sucked their hair? Do you know the kids that 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:26.080 sucked their hair? 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:28.960 I was not that. 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:30.520 I was never that. 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:32.840 Never that for. 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:34.679 You, a hairsucker, I don't think your hair was ever 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:36.600 long enough, Like this is probably the longest. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:40.120 There was like a moment where I did it would 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:41.839 like fall into my mouth and then I would just 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:43.400 leave it there and play with it. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:46.560 I feel like I've done that. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:51.320 Yeah, okay, this is long haired. 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.640 People, long hair girls only like. 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:58.000 You can't don't don't try to. 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.560 Yeah, you were having such a hard time getting that 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:03.560 out here, freaking out. 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:07.280 But yeah, also I didn't even finish the story. Basically, 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:08.400 I made fun of Drew. 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:09.920 For having out his fucking because we're going on a 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:14.400 trip and Drew has all his fucking probiotics and like 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.000 pills and supplements, and I made fun of him for it. 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:18.160 But then I thought about it and I was like, 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:20.280 oh my god, while I'm taking mine, I'm going to 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:21.000 leave mine now. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:22.240 So I left mine out. 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.040 And then when we were setting up the camera, I 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:26.720 like reached over to help Kai was something and dragged 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:31.000 the fucking charger and my fishy omega pills dropped all 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:31.439 over the. 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:33.760 Load order everywhere, and I felt like it was a 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.800 targeted attack on me. I really do. I feel like 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:40.760 she came from my life. I mean she literally physically 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:42.720 came from my life because two shards. 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.640 Of glass, No, I came from your life. 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:48.720 Yeah, exactly like they two. I didn't get that one, 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:52.960 but two shards of glass flew right at me. And 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:55.040 it was very weird because I think, you know. 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:57.760 What's funny is what's funny is you feel like you're attacked. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.520 But trust me, bitch, when I fucking attack you, it 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:00.480 will not I feel. 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.720 Like you were being attacked. You will know you're being attacked, 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:07.280 you fucking idiot. And guess what your knees are so 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:07.720 pink and. 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:11.800 Scaring me, specifically this one that's holding your way. 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:13.839 It's like, I don't know if it's the lighting. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.360 Is that the meanest thing anyone has ever said? I 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:20.280 don't know if my favorite, but I looked. 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:22.600 Down at my oh like I was like, I was 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:23.440 like caught off guard. 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:25.199 This something is off today. 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:28.280 Yeah, because you've never pushed this close enough to your side, 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:29.400 and usually I fix it. 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:31.560 Also, this thing will break. 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:35.359 I know any any day now, it's just gonna collapse. 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:37.240 Half of the things in our house are things that 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:39.280 like friends of ours who already lived here, gave to 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:40.960 us when we first moved here. And it's five years 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.520 in and we have not replaced anything. No, but we're 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:45.520 working on it, working on it, working on it. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:49.000 Do you know, j Dilla, I know a thing or two. 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:51.160 Fuck, there was something we were going to talk about 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:51.640 on the podcast. 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:52.800 I was like, that's gonna be good to talk about 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:54.120 on the podcast, but I fully forgotten. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:59.000 It literally took us like four hours to finish an 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:02.439 hour and thirty long movie because like we would watch 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:05.160 it for fifteen minutes in pure silence, and then someone 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:08.800 would stream fucking hardcore pour into the TV for everybody 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:11.280 to watch, and we'd be like, oh, stop, wait, but 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.400 like who is this? What episode is this? 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:14.800 No? 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.280 And then because someone broke the silence, we would all 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:18.559 start airplaying things to. 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:20.280 Like try to get the laugh out. 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:24.080 So also, this is actually gonna make you upset me 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:24.880 bringing this up. 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:30.000 But that night when I did the whispering thing and 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:31.480 it pissed you, all oh that. 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:36.160 Literally, I was like, holy shit, like I am being 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.680 bullied right now. I was the target of the night 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:42.280 that everybody just attacked. And typically I'm like, yeah, sometimes 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.680 I deserve this, Like I really do deserve this. But 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:47.160 I walked into that room, made a joke about me 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:49.720 being like, oh, like I'm covering the TV. I'm covering 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:52.600 the TV. And then Ya and Orian like we're like 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:55.920 buddy buddy all night, and they she whispered in Orion's 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:58.920 ears and both of them died laughing. And then I 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:00.640 was just like, Okay, fuck it, let me finish. 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:01.400 Let me finish. 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:05.120 Let me say from my point of view. So we 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:06.760 were trying to put on a movie. We got one 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:09.920 on and slowly all the boys left the room. So 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:11.679 then it was me, a, Lisa, and o'rian and we 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:13.600 were like, damn, they really just left whatever. And then 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:16.240 Alisa and Christian had mentioned this movie, so we were like, 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:18.640 let's watch it. So we start the movie and we're 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:21.760 like fifteen minutes in and Drew comes in and does 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:23.600 that and then I was like, oh my god, like 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:25.800 I made a comment and then that fueled him more 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:26.880 to bully me. 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.760 More, and he goes, oh, my name is Anya. 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:30.439 I don't want anyone to talk. 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:34.040 Like he said something like that was being liked to me, 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:35.640 and I was like, oh my god. 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:36.040 You bitch. 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.160 And then he sat down and I was like, oh 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:39.839 my god. And I had paused the movie and he 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:40.520 was like, oh, I'm. 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:42.400 Gonna pause the movie because she was making too much noise, 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.319 like he can't going Fred the corner of the couch. 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:49.360 So then I was like, no Oriyan started laughing, and 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:51.440 I was like, wait, oh, Ryan, come here, and I 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:52.880 whispered in her ear and. 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:56.280 I was just wait, I don't believe it. There's no 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.880 way there was. There was real words shared, and y'all 0:12:58.920 --> 0:12:59.600 are just having. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.040 My mother's earned swear on everyone in my family's life. 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:05.960 Like literally, I didn't say anything, and because. 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:07.720 She knew that I was doing it to make him mad, 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:10.600 it made her crack up so hard. So then I 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:13.199 started laughing so hard, and I just kept going and 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:15.960 told Drew was like, you didn't say anything. 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:18.679 He just got up and walked away. 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:22.080 And then I walked into the boys room and was like, Okay, 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.960 Andy's actually fucking pissing me off. Like I was just joking, 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:27.440 but she took it too far. And whispered, So how 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.559 was I supposed to know that there was nothing to 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:29.959 be fair? 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:32.120 Right after, I was like, dude, he actually thinks we 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:33.800 said something. So I texted him, but I don't think 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:36.320 you had your phone on you. Me and Arian both 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:37.120 texted him. 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:40.839 And so it was probably like damn, like I fucked up, 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:43.040 like even more than stupid. 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:44.560 It's like it was pissing me off. I was like, 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:46.880 oh my god. I was like now, I was like, 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:50.679 oh no, I'm from a real bad guy like. 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:53.400 You, So the apology didn't come from a real place, 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.240 but I'm I've never get. 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:56.319 And I went into the room and I was like, 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:58.400 do you didn't say anything? By the way, yeah, right, 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:00.800 And then he just like, I can't watching it. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:04.400 It's simple. It's simple, like I don't need an apology 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:06.240 or pity, Like, if you're going to be mean to me, 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:08.480 be mean to me, and I'll internalize it forever. 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:09.960 I literally don't even there. 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:11.880 I don't think there's anything I could say about you 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.160 to Ryan that would make us laugh as hard as 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:18.000 the idea of saying something to make you upset. Well, 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:23.160 I'm an insecure person, so hey, hey, better help Bibbs, 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:23.920 not me. 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:28.120 Not this, this is the space that you're here. 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:31.880 No no, no, no, no, no, no wait, let. 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:32.560 Me to your iPhone. 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:36.440 No but there, yeah, okay, okay, fair. 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:40.080 Fair, But that was really funny. That whole night was 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:41.120 just so fucking funny. 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:42.080 I love like. 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:45.840 I started this sentence literally two podcasts ago, and I 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:48.440 remember I didn't finish it because it was the episode 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.640 where I was mentioning how I pissed myself very often 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:52.680 from laughing too hard. 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:54.800 But I was saying this on the phone to Friday, I. 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:57.280 Was like, dude, it genuinely is oh, because yesterday you 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.480 said something really funny in my room that like made 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:01.760 me laugh pissed from that. 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:03.160 I don't even remember what it was. 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:04.200 I don't know. 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.720 There was like three things yesterday that made me laugh 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:09.480 so hard from you, and I don't remember them. 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:11.920 But see, it's because we laughed so. 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:14.680 Hard as a friend group all the time that I 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:16.640 literally don't remember half of the things we say. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:20.080 To each other. But that is such, That is such an. 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:22.280 Honor to be living a life where I'm surrounded by 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:25.080 such funny people that I am constantly pissing myself and 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:27.120 giving myself. 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:30.840 The and the fact that you're constantly doing that and 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.920 not giving me the panties after is crazy. 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:42.400 What wait, why do you want them? 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:43.000 There was a. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:47.600 TikTok of of us like doing like looking, there have 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:52.680 been so many tiktoks lately of me, specifically that like 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:55.680 you need to chill because like I got rid of 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:58.120 my ego, but like it's fully back. 0:15:58.200 --> 0:15:59.840 Now hold on, let me see if I saved any 0:15:59.840 --> 0:16:03.920 of them. Because anytime someone compliments me, it inflates my 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:06.560 ego in like a way that like I don't think 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:10.120 the person understands what they're doing to me, Like they 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:13.880 really don't get it. It's like, actually, when people compliment me, 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:17.880 it's actually more fucked up if they didn't compliment me, 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:19.440 do you know what I mean? Like it's doing more 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.680 damage to me than if they said something mean to me. 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:24.640 I know, but I literally know. 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:28.160 Yeah, But that doesn't mean stop complimenting me, because I 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:33.600 literally am only alive for moments like that. Like actually, 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:37.200 like if if y'all don't compliment me, I would be dead. 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:40.680 So then how did you go to that literally twenty 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:41.320 four years. 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:44.760 Of your life bear that cross. This is I'm gonna 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:47.120 You're gonna die on that hill. You're trying to break 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:49.840 another glass. Damn bad luck. 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:52.680 Oh but the glass I broke the other day was 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:56.160 our BRITA filter is like on the top shelf and 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:58.080 then at the bottom. I will put my cup there 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:00.320 and have it filling up because I'm a lazy son 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:01.640 of a bitch and I don't want to sit there 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:05.359 for like three minutes like filling it up. And I 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:07.359 had it doing that, and I was on my iPhone 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:11.160 and the fucking glass hit the ground and shattered everywhere, 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:14.360 all over my feet, and I screamed so fucking. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:17.000 Loud, and then I was like and yah you okay, 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:18.359 And she just ignored me. 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:20.879 I couldn't hear you because the TikTok I was watching 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:21.920 made all that happen. 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.160 He goes like, and I was like, oh, this bitch 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:25.639 for real? Dad, So I yelled again. I was like 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:31.600 yeh yo yo okay, And she was like, yes, yes, yeah. 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:33.760 Look, I got my iPhone screen. 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:36.400 I this podcastle just get untext. I'm just gonna watch 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:40.680