Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of My Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: Today we talk about why is the poop pressing so
Speaker 2: hard against my butthole right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is I took my probiotic and
Speaker 2: then immediately that happened. But I think what spiked that
Speaker 2: is the anxiety I felt when I shattered my second
Speaker 2: Mason jar of the day.
Speaker 3: Wait, what is it, Glar?
Speaker 4: I heard.
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 5: I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Amazing Glar, that's how you make me feel sorry.
Speaker 3: I literally don't know what am is. I wish I
Speaker 3: had this stair. I was just a he is literally
Speaker 3: on little sistemod this week because I'm just chilling in
Speaker 3: my bed on my iPhone and and you will like
Speaker 3: like literally hobble into my room like playing the loudest
Speaker 3: fucking sounds from her phone, computer, iPad, whatever it is,
Speaker 3: and just lay on my bed for hours. And I
Speaker 3: would like to say that I wish I could say
Speaker 3: it was annoying, but it is so cute and endearing
Speaker 3: that and I love it so much that when you leave,
Speaker 3: I get sad. But yesterday when she left, as she
Speaker 3: was walking out, she like grabbed my leg hare and
Speaker 3: just pulled it and we never said anything about it.
Speaker 3: But that hurts so bad. I was like, literally, why
Speaker 3: did she do that?
Speaker 2: But just little that's what you get for watching the
Speaker 2: worst show ever and actually freaking out about it, like
Speaker 2: you'rew's been.
Speaker 1: Watching like binging.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen Drew in the rest of the house
Speaker 2: all week because he goes in his room and turns
Speaker 2: on his iPad and bitches what he claims is one
Speaker 2: of the worst shows he's ever seen.
Speaker 1: But he literally cannot stop watching it.
Speaker 3: I can't. It's so hard to like stop it. It's
Speaker 3: Umbrella Academy. But it's just.
Speaker 2: That's the thing about you is you can your time
Speaker 2: to something you hate, and I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: That's something I love about you.
Speaker 2: It is like, even though like you hate things, like
Speaker 2: you'll dedicate way too much.
Speaker 1: Time to it.
Speaker 3: You know what I love about you is when you
Speaker 3: let your anxiety win, it's just so powerful.
Speaker 1: Oh and then I like freak out and go silent.
Speaker 3: Well we're just twins in that way, yeah, because we
Speaker 3: both do it.
Speaker 1: I did that yesterday. It's true.
Speaker 2: I had one of my like meltdowns, meltdowns and then
Speaker 2: into silence and then by the time we got home,
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Like, now, damn.
Speaker 3: I literally didn't think anything of it because I do
Speaker 3: the same thing and I can recognize that. But just no,
Speaker 3: I see, I see the world how it's meant to be,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: I'm just empathetic and like I see people and like
Speaker 2: when I see them, I'm like, that's a person.
Speaker 3: I love the way your brain works, I really do.
Speaker 3: Has anyone ever said that seriously to you?
Speaker 1: No, but I think you have.
Speaker 3: I love the way your brain went.
Speaker 2: No, but never in that sentence. Because literally, as you're that,
Speaker 2: I thought about that old video of you like complimenting
Speaker 2: me when Ian had you like compliment me on camera,
Speaker 2: and I'm not kidding, I like you've complimented me before,
Speaker 2: but I think like that was back when you still
Speaker 2: like were unable to evoke emotion.
Speaker 3: And you were like scared, I'm still unable to voke emotion.
Speaker 2: Well, now you can be kind with your words, like
Speaker 2: pretty often, like you like you could. You're very complimentary
Speaker 2: like emotionally now, But that was like, literally, I'm not
Speaker 2: kidding that. I think that was the first time you
Speaker 2: had said it like in a serious way, even though
Speaker 2: it was on camera and it was like, that's what that.
Speaker 3: Reminded me of. But that was like what like six
Speaker 3: months after living with each other. That was pretty quick
Speaker 3: until like moving in.
Speaker 1: No, that was that was twenty nineteen. That was like
Speaker 1: a year after. Yeah, that was over a year.
Speaker 2: Because my hair was brown and it was it was
Speaker 2: after I had orange hair, I think, so it was
Speaker 2: like later twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: No way, No, I.
Speaker 3: Have to get go at. That doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 2: If that is true, I'm actually gonna freak the fuck
Speaker 2: out because literally, what doesn't make sense to me is
Speaker 2: how was twenty nineteen before twenty twenty?
Speaker 1: That genuinely that freaks me out.
Speaker 2: And I know it's obviously it's because like of the
Speaker 2: like lifestyle shift from twenty nineteen to twenty twenty. And
Speaker 2: also we went from like before the pandemic still being
Speaker 2: like like baby adults, yeah, like nineteen to twenty, and
Speaker 2: then like during pandemic, like we all aged like three years.
Speaker 3: Literally, we all aged like, we.
Speaker 2: All became like adults, and now we all look like
Speaker 2: fucking adults.
Speaker 1: And it's scared.
Speaker 3: I'm not an adult yet.
Speaker 1: I know you're sixteen, but like.
Speaker 3: I'm turning seventeen, but.
Speaker 1: You carry yourself so adult, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just like really mature for my age.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like sometimes I forget.
Speaker 3: While you're looking for that. I just want to clear
Speaker 3: the air about my hair right now. So if you're
Speaker 3: looking at it and you're like, damn, your hair looks
Speaker 3: really fucking oily, really really bad.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah April twenty nineteen. How was that twenty nineteen?
Speaker 3: That's twisted, dude.
Speaker 2: It's like the way you age, Like you know, when
Speaker 2: you're like from four to seven, like you see someone
Speaker 2: age rapidly, Like that's when a human age is rapidly.
Speaker 2: From like eighteen to twenty one, that same rapid aging
Speaker 2: happens specific side your brain, specifically, like eighteen to twenty three.
Speaker 3: It's like even even twenty one to twenty three. Yeah,
Speaker 3: even those age that like period of time is completely
Speaker 3: like you age ten years, yeah, comparatively to like the
Speaker 3: rest of your life. But as I was saying, is.
Speaker 6: Even like eight to nine or even eight to nine,
Speaker 6: what like ages eight to now?
Speaker 1: You're just naming ages.
Speaker 3: I really am so curious. I'm so curious.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I was.
Speaker 1: God, you can speak even like when you know something,
Speaker 1: when you know something.
Speaker 3: Even even fifty six to fifty seven, I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: That, Oh, also wait like fourteen to.
Speaker 2: Like like right before you turn fifteen, but like specifically
Speaker 2: that week before you.
Speaker 3: Oh, things change. Things changed. This is going to be
Speaker 3: the summer of the rest of our life.
Speaker 1: It's going to be.
Speaker 2: As you saying that, it was literally the funniest shit
Speaker 2: I'd ever heard.
Speaker 3: Not this year's Christmas is going to be a troll
Speaker 3: It's going to be a trolls Christmas. It's actually crazy.
Speaker 3: If you're looking at my hair and you're like, damn,
Speaker 3: that ship is ratty, oily disgusting, I know it looks
Speaker 3: like it smells bad. It's because you know how you
Speaker 3: were like, oh, like you need you should try using
Speaker 3: some of that oil on your hair. I didn't read
Speaker 3: the bottle, and you used a ship toime. I didn't
Speaker 3: use a ship ton, but I applied it at my
Speaker 3: roots and at the bottom of my hair, and I
Speaker 3: went to bed last time. I was like, damn, I hair,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wake up and it's gonn be so nice.
Speaker 3: And I woke up and it was the most oily
Speaker 3: like shit ever. And I was so fucking pissed because
Speaker 3: I was like I showered last night. I don't want
Speaker 3: to shower this morning because I'm going to the gym later.
Speaker 3: It's completely pointless. But now I have disgusting hair and
Speaker 3: I have to be on camera, and I'm brave. I'm
Speaker 3: not putting on a baseball cap. I'm done with baseball caps.
Speaker 1: I know I've noticed you haven't been doing that, is it?
Speaker 2: Because when I pointed out the frizzy thing, like that's
Speaker 2: what it was from.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like fully, I was like, oh, is that really
Speaker 3: what's breaking my hair? Dude?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll that'll do it.
Speaker 3: That'll do it, barble doo.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that oil. You're not supposed to put hair
Speaker 1: oil in your roots. I put it in my ends.
Speaker 2: But also my ends take up so much oil because still,
Speaker 2: although like I've had multiple haircuts in the past like
Speaker 2: a few months now.
Speaker 3: You haven't.
Speaker 1: Although I've caught my hair a ship.
Speaker 2: Ton's I annoying, there are still like ends of my
Speaker 2: hair that had blonde in it, so like the ends
Speaker 2: will like be really really dry and scary, so I
Speaker 2: have to put a bunch of oil. And even then
Speaker 2: still like like the way my hair can like still
Speaker 2: like hold shape. Oh damn, is like kind of gross,
Speaker 2: did you because it's like not like a sleigh way,
Speaker 2: it's like a why can I do that?
Speaker 3: There were hairsuckers as kids. Do you know the kids
Speaker 3: that sucked their hair? Do you know the kids that
Speaker 3: sucked their hair?
Speaker 1: I was not that.
Speaker 5: I was never that.
Speaker 3: Never that for.
Speaker 2: You, a hairsucker, I don't think your hair was ever
Speaker 2: long enough, Like this is probably the longest.
Speaker 3: There was like a moment where I did it would
Speaker 3: like fall into my mouth and then I would just
Speaker 3: leave it there and play with it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've done that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, this is long haired.
Speaker 2: People, long hair girls only like.
Speaker 3: You can't don't don't try to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were having such a hard time getting that
Speaker 2: out here, freaking out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, also I didn't even finish the story. Basically,
Speaker 1: I made fun of Drew.
Speaker 2: For having out his fucking because we're going on a
Speaker 2: trip and Drew has all his fucking probiotics and like
Speaker 2: pills and supplements, and I made fun of him for it.
Speaker 2: But then I thought about it and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, while I'm taking mine, I'm going to
Speaker 2: leave mine now.
Speaker 1: So I left mine out.
Speaker 2: And then when we were setting up the camera, I
Speaker 2: like reached over to help Kai was something and dragged
Speaker 2: the fucking charger and my fishy omega pills dropped all
Speaker 2: over the.
Speaker 3: Load order everywhere, and I felt like it was a
Speaker 3: targeted attack on me. I really do. I feel like
Speaker 3: she came from my life. I mean she literally physically
Speaker 3: came from my life because two shards.
Speaker 1: Of glass, No, I came from your life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly like they two. I didn't get that one,
Speaker 3: but two shards of glass flew right at me. And
Speaker 3: it was very weird because I think, you know.
Speaker 2: What's funny is what's funny is you feel like you're attacked.
Speaker 2: But trust me, bitch, when I fucking attack you, it
Speaker 2: will not I feel.
Speaker 1: Like you were being attacked. You will know you're being attacked,
Speaker 1: you fucking idiot. And guess what your knees are so
Speaker 1: pink and.
Speaker 2: Scaring me, specifically this one that's holding your way.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know if it's the lighting.
Speaker 3: Is that the meanest thing anyone has ever said? I
Speaker 3: don't know if my favorite, but I looked.
Speaker 1: Down at my oh like I was like, I was
Speaker 1: like caught off guard.
Speaker 3: This something is off today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you've never pushed this close enough to your side,
Speaker 2: and usually I fix it.
Speaker 1: Also, this thing will break.
Speaker 3: I know any any day now, it's just gonna collapse.
Speaker 2: Half of the things in our house are things that
Speaker 2: like friends of ours who already lived here, gave to
Speaker 2: us when we first moved here. And it's five years
Speaker 2: in and we have not replaced anything. No, but we're
Speaker 2: working on it, working on it, working on it.
Speaker 3: Do you know, j Dilla, I know a thing or two.
Speaker 1: Fuck, there was something we were going to talk about
Speaker 1: on the podcast.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's gonna be good to talk about
Speaker 2: on the podcast, but I fully forgotten.
Speaker 3: It literally took us like four hours to finish an
Speaker 3: hour and thirty long movie because like we would watch
Speaker 3: it for fifteen minutes in pure silence, and then someone
Speaker 3: would stream fucking hardcore pour into the TV for everybody
Speaker 3: to watch, and we'd be like, oh, stop, wait, but
Speaker 3: like who is this? What episode is this?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: And then because someone broke the silence, we would all
Speaker 2: start airplaying things to.
Speaker 3: Like try to get the laugh out.
Speaker 1: So also, this is actually gonna make you upset me
Speaker 1: bringing this up.
Speaker 2: But that night when I did the whispering thing and
Speaker 2: it pissed you, all oh that.
Speaker 3: Literally, I was like, holy shit, like I am being
Speaker 3: bullied right now. I was the target of the night
Speaker 3: that everybody just attacked. And typically I'm like, yeah, sometimes
Speaker 3: I deserve this, Like I really do deserve this. But
Speaker 3: I walked into that room, made a joke about me
Speaker 3: being like, oh, like I'm covering the TV. I'm covering
Speaker 3: the TV. And then Ya and Orian like we're like
Speaker 3: buddy buddy all night, and they she whispered in Orion's
Speaker 3: ears and both of them died laughing. And then I
Speaker 3: was just like, Okay, fuck it, let me finish.
Speaker 1: Let me finish.
Speaker 2: Let me say from my point of view. So we
Speaker 2: were trying to put on a movie. We got one
Speaker 2: on and slowly all the boys left the room. So
Speaker 2: then it was me, a, Lisa, and o'rian and we
Speaker 2: were like, damn, they really just left whatever. And then
Speaker 2: Alisa and Christian had mentioned this movie, so we were like,
Speaker 2: let's watch it. So we start the movie and we're
Speaker 2: like fifteen minutes in and Drew comes in and does
Speaker 2: that and then I was like, oh my god, like
Speaker 2: I made a comment and then that fueled him more
Speaker 2: to bully me.
Speaker 3: More, and he goes, oh, my name is Anya.
Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to talk.
Speaker 2: Like he said something like that was being liked to me,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: You bitch.
Speaker 2: And then he sat down and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god. And I had paused the movie and he
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna pause the movie because she was making too much noise,
Speaker 1: like he can't going Fred the corner of the couch.
Speaker 1: So then I was like, no Oriyan started laughing, and
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, oh, Ryan, come here, and I
Speaker 1: whispered in her ear and.
Speaker 3: I was just wait, I don't believe it. There's no
Speaker 3: way there was. There was real words shared, and y'all
Speaker 3: are just having.
Speaker 2: My mother's earned swear on everyone in my family's life.
Speaker 1: Like literally, I didn't say anything, and because.
Speaker 2: She knew that I was doing it to make him mad,
Speaker 2: it made her crack up so hard. So then I
Speaker 2: started laughing so hard, and I just kept going and
Speaker 2: told Drew was like, you didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: He just got up and walked away.
Speaker 3: And then I walked into the boys room and was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: Andy's actually fucking pissing me off. Like I was just joking,
Speaker 3: but she took it too far. And whispered, So how
Speaker 3: was I supposed to know that there was nothing to
Speaker 3: be fair?
Speaker 2: Right after, I was like, dude, he actually thinks we
Speaker 2: said something. So I texted him, but I don't think
Speaker 2: you had your phone on you. Me and Arian both
Speaker 2: texted him.
Speaker 3: And so it was probably like damn, like I fucked up,
Speaker 3: like even more than stupid.
Speaker 1: It's like it was pissing me off. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I was like now, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I'm from a real bad guy like.
Speaker 3: You, So the apology didn't come from a real place,
Speaker 3: but I'm I've never get.
Speaker 1: And I went into the room and I was like,
Speaker 1: do you didn't say anything? By the way, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: And then he just like, I can't watching it.
Speaker 3: It's simple. It's simple, like I don't need an apology
Speaker 3: or pity, Like, if you're going to be mean to me,
Speaker 3: be mean to me, and I'll internalize it forever.
Speaker 1: I literally don't even there.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's anything I could say about you
Speaker 2: to Ryan that would make us laugh as hard as
Speaker 2: the idea of saying something to make you upset. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm an insecure person, so hey, hey, better help Bibbs,
Speaker 2: not me.
Speaker 1: Not this, this is the space that you're here.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, no wait, let.
Speaker 1: Me to your iPhone.
Speaker 3: No but there, yeah, okay, okay, fair.
Speaker 2: Fair, But that was really funny. That whole night was
Speaker 2: just so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: I love like.
Speaker 2: I started this sentence literally two podcasts ago, and I
Speaker 2: remember I didn't finish it because it was the episode
Speaker 2: where I was mentioning how I pissed myself very often
Speaker 2: from laughing too hard.
Speaker 1: But I was saying this on the phone to Friday, I.
Speaker 2: Was like, dude, it genuinely is oh, because yesterday you
Speaker 2: said something really funny in my room that like made
Speaker 2: me laugh pissed from that.
Speaker 3: I don't even remember what it was.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: There was like three things yesterday that made me laugh
Speaker 2: so hard from you, and I don't remember them.
Speaker 1: But see, it's because we laughed so.
Speaker 2: Hard as a friend group all the time that I
Speaker 2: literally don't remember half of the things we say.
Speaker 1: To each other. But that is such, That is such an.
Speaker 2: Honor to be living a life where I'm surrounded by
Speaker 2: such funny people that I am constantly pissing myself and
Speaker 2: giving myself.
Speaker 3: The and the fact that you're constantly doing that and
Speaker 3: not giving me the panties after is crazy.
Speaker 1: What wait, why do you want them?
Speaker 3: There was a.
Speaker 4: TikTok of of us like doing like looking, there have
Speaker 4: been so many tiktoks lately of me, specifically that like
Speaker 4: you need to chill because like I got rid of
Speaker 4: my ego, but like it's fully back.
Speaker 3: Now hold on, let me see if I saved any
Speaker 3: of them. Because anytime someone compliments me, it inflates my
Speaker 3: ego in like a way that like I don't think
Speaker 3: the person understands what they're doing to me, Like they
Speaker 3: really don't get it. It's like, actually, when people compliment me,
Speaker 3: it's actually more fucked up if they didn't compliment me,
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like it's doing more
Speaker 3: damage to me than if they said something mean to me.
Speaker 1: I know, but I literally know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But that doesn't mean stop complimenting me, because I
Speaker 3: literally am only alive for moments like that. Like actually,
Speaker 3: like if if y'all don't compliment me, I would be dead.
Speaker 2: So then how did you go to that literally twenty
Speaker 2: four years.
Speaker 3: Of your life bear that cross. This is I'm gonna
Speaker 3: You're gonna die on that hill. You're trying to break
Speaker 3: another glass. Damn bad luck.
Speaker 2: Oh but the glass I broke the other day was
Speaker 2: our BRITA filter is like on the top shelf and
Speaker 2: then at the bottom. I will put my cup there
Speaker 2: and have it filling up because I'm a lazy son
Speaker 2: of a bitch and I don't want to sit there
Speaker 2: for like three minutes like filling it up. And I
Speaker 2: had it doing that, and I was on my iPhone
Speaker 2: and the fucking glass hit the ground and shattered everywhere,
Speaker 2: all over my feet, and I screamed so fucking.
Speaker 3: Loud, and then I was like and yah you okay,
Speaker 3: And she just ignored me.
Speaker 2: I couldn't hear you because the TikTok I was watching
Speaker 2: made all that happen.
Speaker 3: He goes like, and I was like, oh, this bitch
Speaker 3: for real? Dad, So I yelled again. I was like
Speaker 3: yeh yo yo okay, And she was like, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: Look, I got my iPhone screen.
Speaker 3: I this podcastle just get untext. I'm just gonna watch
Speaker 3: some tiktoks. Let's do the ten scroll challenge on TikTok
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 1: What is that you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: You go to your for you page and then you
Speaker 3: scroll ten times and then I'm screened recording, so this
Speaker 3: one's about minerals.
Speaker 2: I can't do that because it's it's just pretty girls.
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: Quit? Go back? Your timeline is awful.
Speaker 3: My dad, my stepdad just gave me ninety bucks. My
Speaker 3: mom bought a season passes to six Flags. I'm getting
Speaker 3: my industrial repiers next week, and my relationship with my
Speaker 3: mom is getting better. Old friends started reaching out and
Speaker 3: started talking again. This sound really does work. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: save that. I have to save that sound. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: use it.
Speaker 1: Do you have old friends that need to reach out?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I do, Dude. My for you page is fucking terrible.
Speaker 3: It's because I literally like every single video that pops up.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 2: I know, when Drew screenplays his fucking phone to the
Speaker 2: TV for us to watch TikTok's, I watch.
Speaker 1: Him like every single thing we scroll.
Speaker 3: It's so bad.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do the ten scroll and then I'll show.
Speaker 3: Which one I land on one to no no you show.
Speaker 2: It's literally although it's public online and like yeah, but
Speaker 2: since it's just like a bunch of pretty women, like
Speaker 2: I feel like it's like low key weird to like
Speaker 2: just be like so here's my timeline, and it's just
Speaker 2: like a bunch of girls hella feeling themselves.
Speaker 3: Well, I just did mine, and that's basically what I'm
Speaker 3: scrolling down for eight and a half hours a day.
Speaker 3: And I really wish that number was an exaggeration.
Speaker 1: No, see, I can't put this one on here.
Speaker 3: Wait, I can't. What does it say? I actually can't
Speaker 3: read that. I swear to god, I tried so hard
Speaker 3: to read that. It makes no sense in my brain.
Speaker 2: Guy's on my timeline and then someone making a nasty, vegan,
Speaker 2: fucking hot dog.
Speaker 1: That's my tenth scroll? Or is this a candle?
Speaker 3: I think it's the wax melts. They like make realistic
Speaker 3: food as wax.
Speaker 1: That is what it is.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a candle. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1: This is some Ali kind of content.
Speaker 3: Who Alispagnola. Oh, don't get me started about miss Spagianna.
Speaker 3: I love Ali Spagnola, Alex Bagnola. If you want to
Speaker 3: be on the podcast, come through, come through. Okay, No
Speaker 3: one is talking about this and this. Actually I was
Speaker 3: enlightened the other day to it and I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: what the fuck? Like, Okay, follow me. Lgbt Q plus right,
Speaker 3: we love them. We love those people. They're great people.
Speaker 3: But I didn't realize. What I didn't realize is what
Speaker 3: it stood for the l lets, the G go No,
Speaker 3: the B Brandon, who's Brandon, the T Trump, the q
Speaker 3: q A on the plus Jesus Cross. So they've been
Speaker 3: with us the whole time.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's what that means. I thought
Speaker 2: it meant like, let's get bitches today, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: And quiz nos.
Speaker 3: It's not let's go Brandon Trump.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: I think it's let's get bitches today.
Speaker 1: And then the plus you.
Speaker 2: Just put it there like plus quiznos, let's get bitches
Speaker 2: and quiznos.
Speaker 5: Even more bitches.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think a quiznosa. Okay, that's really fucked up
Speaker 3: and weird.
Speaker 1: Wait, where do you get that explanation? That is not
Speaker 1: what that means?
Speaker 5: Where are you getting your information?
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't. I don't have to answer that
Speaker 3: question if I don't want to, So I'm not going to.
Speaker 1: Are you being held hostage? Were you paid to say that?
Speaker 3: No? I'm not being held hostage. Helped me?
Speaker 1: Huh wait every time I go to, hey.
Speaker 3: Don't look in our way.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's getting it's getting in between.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, Holy shit, I completely forgot this happened. But
Speaker 3: two days ago, two days ago, I was so fucking
Speaker 3: tired for literally no reason at all, Like there was
Speaker 3: zero reason for me to be this tired. But anyways,
Speaker 3: me and you were chilling in my bed because she
Speaker 3: was little sister mode, and I just knocked the fuck
Speaker 3: out within you in my room, just on my bed,
Speaker 3: fully closed lights on, and per usual, I fell asleep
Speaker 3: on my arm where I fell asleep on my arm,
Speaker 3: and I woke up like at one thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3: I fell asleep with at like ten fifty five or something.
Speaker 3: And I'm not kidding. I have never felt my arm
Speaker 3: be so unalive before in my entire life. I genuinely
Speaker 3: thought I like had completely killed my arm, Like there
Speaker 3: was no blood in it. It was fully limped to
Speaker 3: like I wish I could describe. I actually felt like
Speaker 3: I had a dead person's limb on me. It was crazy.
Speaker 5: But did you touch your stinky pepper?
Speaker 3: Oh kay? Of course I jerked myself off with my
Speaker 3: dead hand. It felt like it wasn't mine. Okay, it
Speaker 3: literally looks like I do touch my penis, but I
Speaker 3: like I could not pick it up. I literally could
Speaker 3: not pick it up. Like I wish you could feel
Speaker 3: like I can actually feel what I'm feeling right now.
Speaker 1: He said, this is the guys that I can put
Speaker 1: it on screen.
Speaker 3: I like tried to lift it up and I couldn't.
Speaker 3: It is crazy, but yeah, I see that. See what?
Speaker 3: Oh I need to never wear these shorts on this podcast.
Speaker 3: It looks like I have a boney can.
Speaker 1: I see your huge fucking wiener.
Speaker 3: There is a video that Kaya sees and every time
Speaker 3: he sees it, he's like, damn, you look so hung
Speaker 3: in this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you look like you have a coke can penis.
Speaker 1: A coke can penis.
Speaker 2: But that video is so funny because also when he
Speaker 2: woke up, I thought he woke up from hearing me
Speaker 2: play Call of Dude up Fortnite, and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 2: I'm screaming too laugh and I was like, did you
Speaker 2: wake up from night? He's like no, but I you
Speaker 2: will not believe what just happened. And he showed me
Speaker 2: that video and I like laughed so hard because I
Speaker 2: was like, dude, I thought there was gonna be like, look,
Speaker 2: there was a huge spider in my bed, Like there
Speaker 2: was a fucking rat in the corner.
Speaker 3: I saw the spider crawling on my wall, like you,
Speaker 3: There was a spider crawling on my wall, and then
Speaker 3: you came in like three minutes later and sat right
Speaker 3: up against that wall. They didn't say anything because I
Speaker 3: was just like, I'm just gonna leave him and let
Speaker 3: him roam. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2: I went to the dentist for the first time in
Speaker 2: four years, and I only have one cavity, which is
Speaker 2: pretty impressible.
Speaker 3: Are you going to get it filled?
Speaker 2: I have the way till we get back. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: could fill it, though I know something you.
Speaker 1: Can fill it with.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, started laughing second you said film, I
Speaker 3: laugh at laughs at the word filled and stuffed, Like
Speaker 3: I love those words.
Speaker 6: I went to Uh, I think it's love Pergoletta and subpergatory. No, no, no,
Speaker 6: it's an Italian restaurant. But there I went with Skyler
Speaker 6: and like all of the pasta is like stuffed noochi,
Speaker 6: like filled pesto.
Speaker 5: And I was like crying, laughing, and I.
Speaker 3: Was named some of them off the top of your head.
Speaker 3: What you call creamy buffa.
Speaker 6: And stinky beef bone is yeah, buffalo mozerell boba. I
Speaker 6: like to make boba sometimes me and Drew can make
Speaker 6: me make a lot of boba.
Speaker 3: I make I make boba.
Speaker 5: Yeah. The stinky crama, Yes, stinky krama.
Speaker 3: There's pesto something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the stinky pestorell. Yeah, Drew's the kramon king though.
Speaker 3: It's it's like things he calls his seeming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I caught up that. I think I was
Speaker 1: following that.
Speaker 5: Oh, lemon meringue pie, sorry.
Speaker 1: Lemon marringe pie.
Speaker 2: Like that one's not even like that's like a full
Speaker 2: like like hard dish, you know what, at the.
Speaker 5: Top of the creme brulet. That's another one I say sometimes.
Speaker 3: There it's actually fucked up that like to the normal person,
Speaker 3: ear like that means nothing to anybody, But every single
Speaker 3: time I hear you say that or read it on
Speaker 3: a menu, my brain immediately goes there in like a
Speaker 3: very fucked up way, And like, I can't eat creamy
Speaker 3: buffalo monzerella anymore.
Speaker 6: Dude, I cannot see the word crama on a menu
Speaker 6: without cream.
Speaker 1: I'm creaming right now. What the fuck were we talking about? Like,
Speaker 1: how did it go there?
Speaker 2: I feel like we were saying something and then it
Speaker 2: like ended up there, Oh yeahist my dentist, I do
Speaker 2: have one cavity. And then I was saying that to
Speaker 2: Josh as a flex and he was like when I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, I went to the dentist
Speaker 2: and it was actually so like I didn't. I basically
Speaker 2: had nothing. And then he was like, not even a cavity,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I had a cavity, and.
Speaker 3: Then he was like, oh, oh, that's not basically nothing.
Speaker 3: That's like the thing I growing up. I had really
Speaker 3: gnarly acid reflex as like a young child, like nine seven,
Speaker 3: eight nine, And because of that, when I would sleep
Speaker 3: at night, my stomach acid would bubble up into my
Speaker 3: mouth as I slept and it melted all of the
Speaker 3: enamel off of my teeth. So like from age seven on,
Speaker 3: for the rest of my life up until now, like
Speaker 3: anytime I go to the dentist, I just have cavities
Speaker 3: because I don't have that protective layer everybody has. I
Speaker 3: just really have fucked up teeth and it sucks.
Speaker 2: Well, my teeth were borderline perfect other than my one cavity,
Speaker 2: and I don't have to get my wisdom teeth removed.
Speaker 3: What was the pain back there.
Speaker 2: It was from grinding my jaw at night, which makes sense, Noky,
Speaker 2: what's so funny about that?
Speaker 1: I grind in my sleep?
Speaker 5: Like all the time, I thought you were going to
Speaker 5: make a joke.
Speaker 3: I was going to make a joke.
Speaker 2: We're going to make a head joke. But we spoke
Speaker 2: about how much pressure that puts on me.
Speaker 1: So it's just.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, that is the best video of all time? Right? Right?
Speaker 3: You ever had a Krispy Cream? Was it crispy? Right?
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a Crispy Cream?
Speaker 3: Have you ever gone to Crispy? Was it Crispy?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Right? Right?
Speaker 3: That video is sick. The other video that's really sick
Speaker 3: is I've been thinking about that.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, we have to play that. More than a
Speaker 1: million kids come up missing per year. What do y'all
Speaker 1: think happened to these kids?
Speaker 3: And every time people come up missing, the more and
Speaker 3: more people come up missing, the more they release more.
Speaker 1: Chicken sandwiches and shit, I'm noticing that.
Speaker 3: I'm getting home my godamn iPhone because I don't have
Speaker 3: fucking service in this house.
Speaker 1: Dude, I we can't.
Speaker 2: I don't use the Wi Fi in our house because
Speaker 2: it's so bads.
Speaker 1: Per year what do you all think happened to these kids?
Speaker 3: Every time people come up missing, the more and more
Speaker 3: people missing, the more they release more chicken sound, which
Speaker 3: I'm noticing that dude.
Speaker 2: His eye his eye movement is what makes it so yet,
Speaker 2: because he's literally tapping his.
Speaker 3: Finger and he's like, he fully believes it, and I,
Speaker 3: honestly I believe that he believes it too.
Speaker 2: I will say, you had a vegan chicken sandwich the
Speaker 2: other day and I I looked at the inside of
Speaker 2: it and.
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, that's just dust and plastic, dust, plastic,
Speaker 3: that's my plastics. Yeah, fillers, oils. Soy. What is a
Speaker 3: soy boy?
Speaker 6: I think a soy boy is someone that it's like, Oh,
Speaker 6: I don't eat any meat because it's bad. I like
Speaker 6: only watch like CNN, so me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, literally both of us.
Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, fuck, you eat like shit?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: I just eat plant based three meal.
Speaker 2: You loky do eat plant based because all you have
Speaker 2: is corn.
Speaker 3: Literally looking at everything in our cabinet and realizing it's
Speaker 3: all corn. It's crazy. It's been corn the whole time,
Speaker 3: not like physically corn, but like corn syrup, processed corn bread,
Speaker 3: corn bread.
Speaker 2: A point that is not corn, Like what is that
Speaker 2: that they have to change the name of that.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Like, actually, Liefe is magic and
Speaker 3: you cannot tell me otherwise, Like I'm being dead serious,
Speaker 3: like what nothing makes sense and you can go it's
Speaker 3: like science blah blah blah explaining all this shit, But no,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just literally me in high school, like I fucking
Speaker 2: hated science classes because I was like, dude, what makes
Speaker 2: life awesome is actually having no idea how.
Speaker 1: This is exactly and I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: Like literally a biology class, I fucking hated that. I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know what's on I don't want
Speaker 2: to know what exactly is on the inside of a deer.
Speaker 2: Like makes them awesome is that they're just like there.
Speaker 3: I'm like, actually, explain to me how that cactus is alive?
Speaker 3: Like literally, like that makes no sense. It makes no sense.
Speaker 3: It makes my brain doesn't make sense. My insights don't
Speaker 3: make sense. Me making processing food and making energy out
Speaker 3: of it does not make sense. Where did you go?
Speaker 3: Come back to me? I'm here, come back to maybe
Speaker 3: go baby nowhere, baby baby? Are you mind for evil?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Bitch?
Speaker 5: No, I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't do it. Please don't wait.
Speaker 5: Oh, someone's phone is like close to the wire.
Speaker 1: No, he's just doing that so.
Speaker 3: That you don't don't yell at me.
Speaker 5: Kai, I'm not yelling at you.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to get the quality of the audio to
Speaker 6: be as good as it can be.
Speaker 3: That thing, that thing, that thing.
Speaker 2: I don't understand how like computers work, and you like
Speaker 2: can't pay me to sit down and learn.
Speaker 1: I've said that before.
Speaker 5: I can easily.
Speaker 3: No. No, that was so fucking funny that hit no
Speaker 3: in me, like that was crazy. How quick that happened.
Speaker 3: Holy shit. But we taught rocks and metals its own language.
Speaker 6: WHOA, that's true. I saw that TikTok out. Honestly, that's
Speaker 6: a good point.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. This dude made a TikTok about like how
Speaker 3: computers are literally just rocks and metal like raw materials,
Speaker 3: and we taught it, We made up a language for it,
Speaker 3: which we gave it the language, and now it learned
Speaker 3: math from that language. So we should be able to
Speaker 3: teach ourselves anything because we taught rocks and metal how
Speaker 3: to fucking speak a language and then in turn do math,
Speaker 3: and in turn send rockets to space and like.
Speaker 1: And in turn get Fortnite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, and update the item shop hours you would
Speaker 3: not have. I want that fucking skin so bad it's
Speaker 3: gonna go away. The silver Surfer skin in the Fortnite
Speaker 3: shop right now is so fucking lit. Why don't we
Speaker 3: have a creator code in Fortnite? I've been thinking about that.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about that.
Speaker 2: Actually, I don't know how many of these bitches gone
Speaker 2: up and went to play Fortnite because how often we
Speaker 2: talk about it.
Speaker 1: If anything, it's like this embarrassing part of like.
Speaker 3: That we think everybody's relating to.
Speaker 2: Well, like, am I the only one who like genuinely
Speaker 2: cannot go to bed without playing?
Speaker 3: For Yes, yes, I haven't been playing video games lately.
Speaker 3: I'm on another thing where I'm board of them. But
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try to play with my brothers today because
Speaker 3: I go to New York and I don't want to
Speaker 3: leave them hanging dry.
Speaker 2: You know, I am getting to the point where Fortnite
Speaker 2: like makes me so fucking unenjoyable. Like literally yesterday I
Speaker 2: was so pissed playing it, but also because our WiFi
Speaker 2: yesterday was lagging so fucking.
Speaker 3: Bad when I was in the bathroom. I couldn't watch
Speaker 3: my fucking videos, Like, I bitch, what what's.
Speaker 1: So funny about that? My girl's trying to take a
Speaker 1: big fucking dump, but you can't watch her video.
Speaker 5: That's okay.
Speaker 3: The thing is is how I go into that bathroom
Speaker 3: and I literally hang out. I don't I know, and.
Speaker 1: You do it like you two nights in a row.
Speaker 2: You've done it at the exact time where I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, time to go to bed and get ready.
Speaker 2: And yesterday, just like the night before, I didn't do
Speaker 2: my skincare because Drew Jess happened to be in the
Speaker 2: bathroom and I was gonna.
Speaker 3: Hang out in there, like in a very real way.
Speaker 6: It is a really nice bathroom. I feel like I'm
Speaker 6: in like Europe or something when I'm in there.
Speaker 2: And then you come back out here and you're like
Speaker 2: you're like damn, and you see the job where you
Speaker 2: get like mutilated and like fucking hit.
Speaker 5: I thought we weren't supposed to get hit on that.
Speaker 1: Let's change the narrative. Ky doesn't get hit, he gets
Speaker 1: hit on.
Speaker 3: Okay. If I were you and you were me, I
Speaker 3: personally would not take that.
Speaker 5: Personally, I wouldn't let that slide.
Speaker 2: Like all the time, people Bethel Nathaniel, be.
Speaker 1: Nathaniel, what we were.
Speaker 5: Saying, you guys are talking about no bitch.
Speaker 2: We said this on the last episode already where people
Speaker 2: thought it was real. But it's gotten to the point
Speaker 2: where somebody made an edit of the podcast and somebody
Speaker 2: who didn't follow any of us compton and was like,
Speaker 2: don't they abuse their audio engineer? Like they like said
Speaker 2: that and they were being dead ass about it.
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, it's literally getting.
Speaker 2: To a point that like what if a brand is
Speaker 2: like I want to work with them and they look
Speaker 2: up the podcast.
Speaker 1: And the top thing is us hitting the fuck out
Speaker 1: of kind.
Speaker 5: They're like, whoa, oh, I didn't tell you what happened.
Speaker 6: Balenciaga hit up the podcast email. But I get those
Speaker 6: emails and.
Speaker 1: I was like, you rated asund Yeah.
Speaker 6: They were like, we want to work with you, but
Speaker 6: we don't know what's going on here, Like can you
Speaker 6: just clarify that? And I was like, they beat the
Speaker 6: ship out of me, don't. Apparently they were.
Speaker 3: Going, yeah, what were they going to do?
Speaker 6: They're just going to give you, guys one hundred thousand
Speaker 6: dollars of stuff. I don't know, but I don't know
Speaker 6: what Balenciaga is, so I'm like, okay, well it's probably
Speaker 6: not a big Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I've ever heard of him, Na Themna
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, gap ring.
Speaker 5: A bell gap, easy gap.
Speaker 1: I don't back boots. How that ring's ringing a bell? Bags?
Speaker 1: Boots and house. Okay, not to bring I bring him
Speaker 1: up way too much.
Speaker 2: But you know what I thought about the other day
Speaker 2: is the video of James Charles explaining the term the house.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I literally do.
Speaker 1: Hey, come sit on this lab. He just heartened.
Speaker 5: I have never seen you move your body like that.
Speaker 5: Holy ship, I'm not touching.
Speaker 1: Get your hand off of me. Oh you're reaching out
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 3: I don't need to go to the gym and do
Speaker 3: lags today because I just got my work out just now.
Speaker 3: Doing that.
Speaker 2: You swatting my handle was the funniest time of your
Speaker 2: dry ass hands.
Speaker 1: They were like this things.
Speaker 3: I were like, they're so dry right now. And I
Speaker 3: put lotion all over them this morning, and I think
Speaker 3: I think big lotion companies are putting shit into their
Speaker 3: lotion to keep your hands dry, because that was the
Speaker 3: first time I put lotion on. My hands weren't dry
Speaker 3: before I put the lotion on, But after I put
Speaker 3: the lotion on, after like an hour and a half,
Speaker 3: they're dry. Explain that to me. But they weren't dry before.
Speaker 2: They weren't dry before because you haven't taken a shower
Speaker 2: in forty eight hours and your hair was so oily
Speaker 2: and you sit and you scratch your eyes.
Speaker 3: Showered last night, babe.
Speaker 1: That was freaking me out. You showering at night.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, I was gonna hop
Speaker 3: in the bath, but it was your bath night last night,
Speaker 3: so I was just like, I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna do like a quick shower. And I
Speaker 3: took a cold ash shower because I was like, fuck, oh.
Speaker 1: I literally did take a bath because I was like,
Speaker 1: this guy's in the shower.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I took a cold ash shower. Well way it.
Speaker 5: Should?
Speaker 6: We should we talk about our big show, the big event,
Speaker 6: the performance.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, so Kai and I are DJing a festival
Speaker 3: in New York, and not only that, but we are
Speaker 3: headlining and closing out the entire festival.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're headlining. Sure, Yeah, that's what we've been telling people,
Speaker 6: is that we're headlining.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not real. But we are playing the
Speaker 3: third day at the last time slot. Yeah, so technically
Speaker 3: I think we technically have the Technically that's a headline. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh god, but technically that is a headline. Yeah. A
Speaker 3: fucking weekend, So yeah.
Speaker 5: If you're in New York, it's going to be Really
Speaker 5: why is it called that a fucking weekend?
Speaker 3: Literally a fucking weekend.
Speaker 6: It's like a yeah, it's because everybody has to fuck
Speaker 6: and it's on the weekend.
Speaker 2: So I'm also some of the glass left over was
Speaker 2: on the floor and my face fell right next to him.
Speaker 2: I was like, if I would have cut my face
Speaker 2: with this glass yourself. God, stop giving your toughest battles
Speaker 2: to your strongest warriors.
Speaker 1: I am done.
Speaker 3: I'm dead ass not going to the gym.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can put that on here we can,
Speaker 2: Like it is so graphic, like literally you can see
Speaker 2: the wrinkle of that man's balls.
Speaker 3: I'm dead ass done going to the gym, Like, for real,
Speaker 3: crop that photo. Kai, what else do I have on
Speaker 3: my mume account. Oh fucking Abraham Lincoln predicting COVID nineteen.
Speaker 1: I hate that you think this is funny.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I actually don't have fucking service.
Speaker 1: I'm the one.
Speaker 5: Wait is it supposed to be playing?
Speaker 3: No, I haven't paused, So.
Speaker 1: What time are we at?
Speaker 3: Thirty two minutes, forty four minutes?
Speaker 2: Cut me saying that hey, cut me, saying that it
Speaker 2: sounds like it sounds like I don't love my job,
Speaker 2: saying that.
Speaker 3: Actually I do have a note, so tell me this
Speaker 3: would tell me this would not be a really cool
Speaker 3: like psychological thrillers show.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say, like a psychological
Speaker 2: like torture, hiring a hit man on yourself, then killing
Speaker 2: the hit man in self defense.
Speaker 3: What happens there? Like, are you since you hired it
Speaker 3: on yourself, are did you murder that man? Or did
Speaker 3: you murder him in self defense? So it's not murder,
Speaker 3: but you paid him to kill you, but he didn't
Speaker 3: kill I think.
Speaker 2: You will get a double charge of hiring a hitman
Speaker 2: and murder.
Speaker 3: But you did it out of self defense.
Speaker 1: But you hired a hit man and then you murdered someone.
Speaker 3: But he was trying to murder you, and then you
Speaker 3: came to and you're like, actually, I don't want to die.
Speaker 2: But if that was the agreement, why wouldn't you just
Speaker 2: be like, hey, honestly, or unless in the agreement prior
Speaker 2: you were like, no matter how much I beg.
Speaker 3: You do it exactly.
Speaker 2: But like in the times you met the hit man,
Speaker 2: I'm sure there was a bomb that formed because you're
Speaker 2: a lovable person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am a lovable person.
Speaker 2: So like I would imagine like if I hired a hitman,
Speaker 2: like it would start off as like just business, and
Speaker 2: then I'd be like, honestly, like I'm really scared about dying,
Speaker 2: Like can we just get a coffee and I'll talk
Speaker 2: to you about like what exactly I want? And because
Speaker 2: I'm so charming and charismatic, he'd be like damn, like actually,
Speaker 2: like I'm so sad that I have to kill this girl.
Speaker 2: And then when it comes to it, and I had
Speaker 2: told him already, hey, no matter what, don't kill me.
Speaker 2: When it comes to it, he like is about to
Speaker 2: do and he's like, I can't do it. I have
Speaker 2: to admit something like I think I'm in love with you,
Speaker 2: and then that's.
Speaker 3: Where the show then it becomes a crime of passion. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a crime of passion, but no one dies.
Speaker 1: It's the crime of what dies is your ego.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, but I was in the middle of that, you
Speaker 3: said you're such a lovely person, and then it triggered
Speaker 3: a thought in my head where I was like, that's
Speaker 3: the first time Anya has ever complimented me.
Speaker 2: You say that every single time I complaim about you,
Speaker 2: like every single time I complimbout you, it becomes a
Speaker 2: gaslight of you attacking me and being like, that's.
Speaker 1: The first time you've ever said anything nice to me.
Speaker 3: It's not me attacking you. It's just me stating the truth.
Speaker 3: And if you can't handle the truth, get the fuck out.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in the truth. That's not real.
Speaker 2: I live in like the true reality, and you're living
Speaker 2: in a make believe world.
Speaker 3: You see.
Speaker 5: Before you, I'm Drew's penis pilled.
Speaker 7: You'll all see, You'll all see.
Speaker 3: The fucking Walking Phoenix lot Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2: I know music, musical, Joker music, that's gonna be everything
Speaker 2: that is gonna be so good. The Joker was such
Speaker 2: a good movie, Like it literally was. Why it has
Speaker 2: no one.
Speaker 1: Said that before?
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody's ever like had that take before. Actually,
Speaker 3: oh my god, and ya relax, it's not it's really
Speaker 3: not that deep, like you don't have to freak out.
Speaker 1: Center the whole time. But yeah, I'm excited to see.
Speaker 3: That no one has ever said The Joker was a
Speaker 3: good movie before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like why does not one talk about that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why does that one talk about the phenomenon that is
Speaker 2: getting a little drunk with your friends and then proceeding
Speaker 2: to watch every single Lady Gaga Beyonce like on their
Speaker 2: is correct razy?
Speaker 3: We always start with like Telephone, yeah, and then it
Speaker 3: ends up going to Lina del Rey, then Judas and
Speaker 3: then like like literally there's so many like just hits
Speaker 3: that come on after that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up with the drinks to music video pipeline? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Does that happen for anybody else? Like I feel like
Speaker 3: that happens to everything.
Speaker 2: I did see a TikTok that it was like before
Speaker 2: you know it, one day you're twenty four and this
Speaker 2: is your life. And it literally was a group of
Speaker 2: friends doing that and like one of the friends watching
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga and turning and being like she was twenty
Speaker 2: four during this. That freaks me out. That is something
Speaker 2: I always do when I watch these videos. I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 2: not only does this person look so fucking hot, you
Speaker 2: don't know who lady got that?
Speaker 3: No, I don't actually know who that is. I have
Speaker 3: no reason to know who that is.
Speaker 1: Wait, why would you say that she's like an artist?
Speaker 3: She makes music, I know, but like I have never
Speaker 3: heard her music before, so.
Speaker 1: Like the way you're sitting would suggest otherwise.
Speaker 2: But every time I'm watching these videos, I look the
Speaker 2: women up and then I'm like, shit, I used to
Speaker 2: watch it and be like, okay, so she's twenty two
Speaker 2: when she made this.
Speaker 1: Have two years to get that hot. I'll figure it out.
Speaker 3: Ironically do that with basketball players as well, Like I'll
Speaker 3: see them like being nineteen years old playing in the
Speaker 3: NBA and like dunking it, and then I'm like twenty
Speaker 3: four or sixteen on my couch like looking up to
Speaker 3: them and like being like you are my hero, and
Speaker 3: I want.
Speaker 2: To be like you're talking about the pastor you mean
Speaker 2: because you are sixteen sixteen?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, but no, I three years at my old
Speaker 3: ass age. I'll like look back and be like, damn,
Speaker 3: they're like doing this with their life right now, and
Speaker 3: I'm doing this.
Speaker 2: I know I'm like fuck, Like Beyonce is literally like
Speaker 2: shit in this ring. Wait, let's see how old she
Speaker 2: is in that video because I'm thinking of a specific
Speaker 2: beyond say video ring the Alarm, because I know, I
Speaker 2: know I have a year to look the way Lady
Speaker 2: Gaga looked during a certain era, So I have like
Speaker 2: six months to get my shit together. Okay, which hopefully
Speaker 2: I could turn that out.
Speaker 3: But what was she twenty four? In telephone?
Speaker 2: Let's find out ring the Alarm? Beyonce ring me? I
Speaker 2: think that two thousand and six?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 8: How old was Beyonce in two thousand and six? Okay, okay,
Speaker 8: I thought that she was twenty two? She was twenty five?
Speaker 3: Okay, So you gotta like you got some time?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I haven't. I have time, Thank you Jesus.
Speaker 3: Okay, you like genuinely convinced that you're gonna look like
Speaker 3: Beyonce in two years?
Speaker 1: How old was no?
Speaker 2: Lady Gara looks so good in the telephone video.
Speaker 3: I have really good caption etics.
Speaker 5: Look at that well you're pushing it out right. Oh
Speaker 5: no you're not. Damn they look really good.
Speaker 2: Fuck no, I am they got I was twenty three
Speaker 2: years old in that video.
Speaker 1: Whoa Yeah, you're really was twenty three?
Speaker 3: Damn shit in telephone?
Speaker 1: In telephone? How about Judas?
Speaker 3: No, this isn't her she was She was like twenty seven,
Speaker 3: and Judas she better have been twenty seven, and Judas
Speaker 3: she's probably twenty six. Damn. They were young as fuck.
Speaker 1: I hate this.
Speaker 3: That is crazy. I always saw them and I thought
Speaker 3: they were like thirty eight years old in those videos,
Speaker 3: but like.
Speaker 1: Okay, she was twenty five.
Speaker 2: Fuck damn okay, so I have a year.
Speaker 1: I have a year.
Speaker 2: Hurry up, I'm already late because the way she looked
Speaker 2: in telephone, I'm not there.
Speaker 3: They were grown as fuck. Like they looked grown as fun.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: That's that's something I always think about, Like obviously I
Speaker 2: look like an adult, but like, why am I not
Speaker 2: serving that? Like?
Speaker 1: But you know what's crazy is I met to some people. No,
Speaker 1: to some people, I am.
Speaker 3: Serving, Lady g Gay, some people I am serving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am like serving, like like literally look at
Speaker 2: my frumpy ass right now. I'm like I'm serving, like
Speaker 2: like my fucking ugly ass shirt and jeans.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm like serving.
Speaker 3: It's giving Gaga.
Speaker 2: Also, I met Frumpy as in my frumpy clothing. Don't
Speaker 2: take my words out of context, you bitch.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: That's like not on you, like I maybe like maybe
Speaker 2: that's me psych You're a fucking bitch and I fucking
Speaker 2: hate you.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, man.
Speaker 1: Fucking comfort shit.
Speaker 2: I'll fucking kill you, Motherfuckerum.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's read this one. I was laying down in
Speaker 3: bed with my eyes closed, awake, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: you get this very real feeling memory slash flashback to
Speaker 3: preschool of me biting a kid, flipping him off, then
Speaker 3: building a fort out of big red cardboard bricks, and
Speaker 3: then I had the audacity to cry.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's literally everybody who's like, I just made a
Speaker 2: song and then they start saying that with a guitar.
Speaker 1: Like a b I had a dream I was in
Speaker 1: prett I.
Speaker 3: Just started crying.
Speaker 2: What was that thought that you wrote down? Is that
Speaker 2: like you just woke up?
Speaker 3: And I literally have no idea where that came from.
Speaker 3: It was it was supposed to be in last episodes,
Speaker 3: but I didn't read it. Because I read it and
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck is this and then
Speaker 3: I was just like, I read it. Now I've grown enough.
Speaker 2: Since then, my I grow every day. That's the thing.
Speaker 2: That's what no one wants to talk about, is my
Speaker 2: growth every day, specifically in my boot breast area.
Speaker 3: Don't fuck touch them. Don't touch them.
Speaker 1: They're off limits.
Speaker 2: This is going to be the last episode in this kitchen.
Speaker 5: For a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been growing down in the past six months.
Speaker 3: I feel like I grew up, hit the peak, and
Speaker 3: now I'm like at like a dead cat bounce. Kind
Speaker 3: of those are stock terms if you really needed to know,
Speaker 3: invest your money, and ironically, though, invest your.
Speaker 2: Money nothing is because I was thinking about like money
Speaker 2: investing the other day and I was like, dude, what's crazy?
Speaker 2: Is like all of that could crash and then what
Speaker 2: I just have to like be like, damn, I tried.
Speaker 3: It's only gone up for the last one hundred years.
Speaker 1: Only I just don't.
Speaker 2: Believe in anything, Like I'm not kidding. You can't explain
Speaker 2: it to me.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in it. So he kai agrees with me.
Speaker 1: Been reality pilled.
Speaker 3: Make your money work for you. You can make seven
Speaker 3: point five percent compound interest on your investments. Look put
Speaker 3: if you put like five k in. Now by the
Speaker 3: time you're sixty five, let's say low seven points. What
Speaker 3: if I die then you try.
Speaker 1: To do they get to keep that money?
Speaker 3: No, it's your money, so it goes to like whoever
Speaker 3: you want it to.
Speaker 1: But I don't think my family would know how to
Speaker 1: get that out of there.
Speaker 3: They could probably figure it out.
Speaker 1: I think they'll be too busy morning the death of that.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying. Financially, I invest in that.
Speaker 1: That's what I invest in.
Speaker 3: Never mind, Okay, Jesus fucking Christ, none of my.
Speaker 1: Masters and Jesus H. Christ.
Speaker 2: Where does the age come from? Like have you heard
Speaker 2: someone say that before, like Jesus age Christ.
Speaker 5: Have you heard it's for holiday? It's for like the
Speaker 5: holiday Christmas, Jesus Holiday Christmas.
Speaker 2: I looked it up and somewhere it said that his
Speaker 2: middle name was Harold. But also that's not real Harold
Speaker 2: is Jesus Harold Christ.
Speaker 5: I feel like Harold wasn't a name yet at that point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that dropped in like twenty ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well the Bible is fake. Oh, the truth is
Speaker 3: the only truth.
Speaker 2: Wait what now you're denouncing like everything but the truth.
Speaker 3: Where the fuck is the age. What is the age means?
Speaker 1: I looked it up, I couldn't find it.
Speaker 2: I hate that Google shows you fucking I've said this before.
Speaker 2: I think everything I say, I've repeated it, and I
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck fuck you just I hate that
Speaker 2: Google shows you shit from like nineteen seventeen and fucking
Speaker 2: fifteen BC now, like I don't need to know what
Speaker 2: the fuck bitches thought was the answer to this question
Speaker 2: in nineteen fourteen, Like.
Speaker 3: I don't need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know what bitches in twenty twenty two
Speaker 2: think the answer is because those are people.
Speaker 1: Living in my reality.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they were doing in nineteen oh one, like,
Speaker 2: and you know what, more importantly, I don't give a
Speaker 2: fuck And fuck the Beatles?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh did you see that thing.
Speaker 2: That I was like, someone's like, and then when we
Speaker 2: enter like the thirtieth century, like there would no more
Speaker 2: of the Beatles will be alive. And then someone quoted
Speaker 2: it with and the music was still playing over and
Speaker 2: they were.
Speaker 3: Like, fucking the Beatles really did trans that, they really
Speaker 3: did transform you.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Because I'm not listening, I'm not listening.
Speaker 3: Godotline from the Beatles to Ye, like I don't. There's
Speaker 3: no connection, Like genuinely you have to go.
Speaker 1: Through so many artists to get to that that it's.
Speaker 3: Like, actually they Playboy CARDI did for music is what
Speaker 3: people think the Beatles did. And I actually believe that, and.
Speaker 1: I wholeheartedly believe that.
Speaker 2: Like could the Beatles make international players Anthem?
Speaker 3: No? Could the Beatles make Dark k make Yesterday?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And if they if they dumped it, because like that's cheating.
Speaker 2: Could the Beatles you didn't even.
Speaker 1: Make that up?
Speaker 3: Could the Beatles make Dark Paradise?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not? But could Lana? I actually can't name the Beatles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, bathroom Window.
Speaker 3: Is that a Beatles song?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Bathroom Windows? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What Tom through the bathroom Window?
Speaker 1: Is that it? Or she broke out of the bathroom window.
Speaker 6: I know there's a Beatles show she came in through
Speaker 6: the bathroom Window.
Speaker 1: Guys, such a long title.
Speaker 3: All the Beatles names.
Speaker 2: They're so progressive they weren't taken into account the size
Speaker 2: of the iPhone screen because that title is what that
Speaker 2: is so real? Like if they're if they're so like
Speaker 2: ahead of the curve. Why didn't they take the streaming platforms.
Speaker 3: Into the count And yeah, that is so real, Like
Speaker 3: it's even like real for like YouTube video titles, like everything,
Speaker 3: every sentence is getting shorter to fit on the iPhone. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that is crazy, your mind blew my back out. What
Speaker 3: are they all named? Because there's one there's one beatle
Speaker 3: that makes really good music with his wife.
Speaker 6: Oh it's John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Star, George Harrison,
Speaker 6: Aubrey Graham, and then Pete Best was.
Speaker 3: Wait, Drake was a Beatle.
Speaker 1: Way Pete Best, who is that?
Speaker 6: Pete Best is a guy that like was in it
Speaker 6: and then I think you got kicked out.
Speaker 3: Or he left imagine fumbling the bag like that.
Speaker 2: I would actually kill Yes, Drake was in the Drake
Speaker 2: was in the Beatles and then left and then was
Speaker 2: frozen in time because he was like the time like
Speaker 2: it is not like the way I want it to
Speaker 2: be right now, Like y'all are low key behind and
Speaker 2: I'll let you do what you need to do so
Speaker 2: that later on I can like pick up the torch
Speaker 2: and like keep it moving.
Speaker 3: There was John Lennon and.
Speaker 1: The Ringo star that's not a name.
Speaker 3: That's literally a dog.
Speaker 1: That's not his birth name. That's two first names for
Speaker 1: a dog. My dog's Ringo and Star.
Speaker 3: I have made We're gonna get in ass jokes that
Speaker 3: y'all literally just have to ignore. But they're hearing them
Speaker 3: and they're like, wow, you have an advanced brain. I
Speaker 3: remember I got.
Speaker 2: A really real argument with somebody over the Beatles publicly
Speaker 2: on Twitter, and I'm like still friends with them, but
Speaker 2: it's just really funny. It was like such a real argument.
Speaker 2: It was like a really real argument.
Speaker 1: Like literally, it was such a real argument.
Speaker 2: It moved to d MS because this person was so
Speaker 2: pissed at me, like making jokes about it.
Speaker 3: I have to find this focus on stuff like that.
Speaker 5: Is it, Paul.
Speaker 2: McCartney, You know where your head is, That it's up
Speaker 2: yours and you need to take it out.
Speaker 5: I thought you were going to say we're on the
Speaker 5: same page.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I was gonna say, Like we were
Speaker 2: on the same page if you couldn't fucking read and
Speaker 2: you're not following along correctly, and I've already moved on
Speaker 2: three pages later.
Speaker 5: I'm so fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, it's ram On Thank You. Ram by Paul
Speaker 3: McCartney and Linda McCartney is a really good album. Specifically
Speaker 3: the song ram On ram On mm hmmmmmmm.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of a different song. Its like ram
Speaker 1: on and.
Speaker 5: Copyright.
Speaker 1: The thing is the girl, this is not this is
Speaker 1: not true.
Speaker 5: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: This isn't monetized anyway.
Speaker 2: We're acting like we're like, oh, we gotta cut that
Speaker 2: so we can get monetized.
Speaker 1: But the thing is like, I'll leave it here.
Speaker 2: The Beatles are good, but like chill out, bitch, we
Speaker 2: have TikTok now, like now we have too many people
Speaker 2: making music if I'm gonna be real.
Speaker 3: But that is another conversation for another time.
Speaker 2: But that's like they're good, but damn, bitch, that's the
Speaker 2: hell you're gonna die on.
Speaker 3: That the fuck.
Speaker 2: I guess a lot of people it's like nostalgic bass,
Speaker 2: Like we're listening.
Speaker 3: To it the only people making like actually real music
Speaker 3: and waves in the industry. And I genuinely believe this
Speaker 3: is me and Kai and our DJ side.
Speaker 1: You're not making music literally.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow, we're djaying tomorrow.
Speaker 5: When this comes out, it'll be.
Speaker 1: Today that Boney is playing in Miami.
Speaker 5: Oh, I was just gonna promote our show again.
Speaker 1: You're like you're like thirsty, like you like need like
Speaker 1: neat to say.
Speaker 5: It's a really big night for us.
Speaker 1: Some people watching.
Speaker 2: This are going to the Bad Bunny concert in Miami tonight,
Speaker 2: and let's just say I'll be there.
Speaker 5: Damn, Drew, what the fuck do that again? That's crazy.
Speaker 5: I'm noting, No, you are. Actually there's real.
Speaker 1: Muscle that you turned so red.
Speaker 3: I know I have real muscle.
Speaker 5: You're developing a hemorrhid.
Speaker 3: Like me exploding the vein in my arm and it
Speaker 3: shoots up into my brain and they have an aneurysm
Speaker 3: and die.
Speaker 5: I came until I can see you like shirtless, and
Speaker 5: I can just see the whole.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is there anything?
Speaker 5: There's so much definition for me.
Speaker 1: Raandma say it with a son. You know you won't
Speaker 1: be with playing with them singing for the rhythm. Everybody
Speaker 1: know I'm the venom.
Speaker 2: And the thing is, since I don't know the song,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is the first
Speaker 2: song I've heard of sing correctly.
Speaker 3: I said everywhere wrong. Okay, let's tap into some media.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not this week, not today, have I.
Speaker 1: Been listening for an hour? That's how much I care
Speaker 1: about you guys.
Speaker 3: My hair looks like what is the late Alana del
Speaker 3: Rey's song Ballerina Ballerina Disaster, Queen of Disaster? That leak
Speaker 3: is simply Manna's best song she's ever made. That's actually
Speaker 3: not true, but if she put that song out, it
Speaker 3: would have been a chart topping masterpiece. It's so good.
Speaker 3: But that song, Queen of Disaster? What else? What else
Speaker 3: we got? Am I A kay? What was the am
Speaker 3: I A song you showed me that was really fucking good?
Speaker 5: Like x R two x or two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I listened to x R two. Bamboo Banga is
Speaker 3: really fucking good. That whole album is just like perfect,
Speaker 3: like you can't tell me otherwise. And then and you
Speaker 3: put on some ny R D in the car. It's
Speaker 3: specifically their like self titled album No One Ever Really
Speaker 3: Dies and that ship is fucking awesome, and we were
Speaker 3: taking we have that conversation where you're like, people hate
Speaker 3: it on this album for literally no fucking reason, like
Speaker 3: it is so good, and I think I don't know
Speaker 3: if it's as good, like it's as good as their
Speaker 3: other albums to me, But I don't know if it
Speaker 3: was as revolutionary as their other albums were.
Speaker 2: I would think so though, because like the reason we
Speaker 2: even listened to that is because we were listening to
Speaker 2: Hug Me and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, this so fun.
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, this beat is.
Speaker 2: Literally a beat that Pharrell didn't use on that NYRD album.
Speaker 2: And it literally is like if you listen to it,
Speaker 2: it sounds like it was made within the same time
Speaker 2: brain and they were made within the same timeframe. And
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, this like this is such a
Speaker 2: loved song right now, but it literally is. Tyler actually
Speaker 2: has like a really good a quote where he was
Speaker 2: talking about music and he was like, nowadays, everybody wants
Speaker 2: so badly to say like if something was good or
Speaker 2: bad and like leave it there. No one wants to
Speaker 2: talk about like why they like it, how it makes
Speaker 2: them feel like all this shit. It's literally just like
Speaker 2: this sucks, it's not what I wanted. I don't like it,
Speaker 2: or it's like this is good, it's everything, this is
Speaker 2: a new thing.
Speaker 1: I love it. But like, literally, songs can grow on you.
Speaker 3: Songs hit I fall victim to that so often, where
Speaker 3: like yeah, so like I listened to an album and
Speaker 3: I'm like, this shit sucks, and I don't listen to
Speaker 3: it for three months, and then I come back and
Speaker 3: I'm like, wait, this album is actually really fucking awesome,
Speaker 3: and I just don't give it a chance on the
Speaker 3: first listen because it's not what I'm used to. And
Speaker 3: I do that literally with every single album. Yeah. The
Speaker 3: only album recently that I listened to first time and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is fucking great was Beyonce
Speaker 3: is Renaissance, Like I love that album.
Speaker 5: Did.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I do it all the time too.
Speaker 3: Also, But I'm highest.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something I fully forgot. Well, shit,
Speaker 1: I forgot.
Speaker 2: I went to go drink water and I literally like
Speaker 2: I swallowed the thought.
Speaker 1: It was like at the tip of my tongue.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I like, oh, I'm gonna say Also, you
Speaker 2: don't have to like love everything. You can like something
Speaker 2: that maybe isn't like this Cuddy fucking masterpiece and just
Speaker 2: listen to it because you like it and it makes
Speaker 2: you feel good.
Speaker 1: Stop I'm white here.
Speaker 2: You do this to me all the time, like you're
Speaker 2: a fucking slut. Like I didn't know I was marrying
Speaker 2: someone who was for.
Speaker 1: The People show them, show them, show them what you
Speaker 1: did in your mouth.
Speaker 2: You're embarrassed. No, not that, what is on your lip?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, your mind, bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So stop giving yourself.
Speaker 2: Away forever and always doesn't feel like it most of
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 3: But the only reason I do that is because I
Speaker 3: don't get it from you. Well, because don't give what
Speaker 3: you're supposed to give to me.
Speaker 1: No, we'll have those conversations some other time, because you're pison.
Speaker 3: Let's have it now. No, they don't, let's have it now.
Speaker 1: They don't mean to say no.
Speaker 3: They are are everything. They deserve to see it.
Speaker 1: They have to see the good in the bad.
Speaker 7: Li.
Speaker 1: My media of the week.
Speaker 2: Is automatic by Hikaru Utada Shorty Shorty by Extreme still
Speaker 2: listening to Madonna so good.
Speaker 1: I've just been listening to a lot of old Bata and.
Speaker 2: Because it reminds me of being a child and having
Speaker 2: no worries and being able to run around not on
Speaker 2: the outside by Sylvia I repeat all the way, Uh, huh.
Speaker 3: What the one you just said? I haven't heard this.
Speaker 2: And then I've been listening to Cupid the Locke, which
Speaker 2: I've said before, and uh nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 3: Oh I Love nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 2: They're So Good No nineteen seventy nine by the Smashing Pumpkins.
Speaker 3: True m.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and I've just been that's it. That's honestly it.
Speaker 2: And then other songs that are on rotation are just
Speaker 2: like the classics, like.
Speaker 3: The usual for me a simple classics. What are in rotation? Oh?
Speaker 3: Just Steve Lacey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been listening to that Steve Lacy album.
Speaker 1: Still Cody freestyle.
Speaker 5: Well con texted me. Oh my gosh, so.
Speaker 1: Let's do Oh, oh my god, Oh my god. He's here.
Speaker 1: He's here.
Speaker 3: You just said that he's here, always been here, he
Speaker 3: was here the whole time, and I've been here for
Speaker 3: fifty eight weeks. You need to leave, kay. Did you
Speaker 3: see that the video that I sent you as walking
Speaker 3: into Clendestina, which one the one that I sent you, oh.
Speaker 5: With like the guys doing calisthenics?
Speaker 3: Yes, or like that's us in the middle mm hmm
Speaker 3: acro James, Okay, Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 3: No, but actually I just thank you so much for everything.
Speaker 3: And ironically though, no, for real, for for real, for real,
Speaker 3: for real.
Speaker 5: And my media of the week is
Speaker 2: Sh