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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of My Emergency Intercom.

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Speaker 2: Today we talk about why is the poop pressing so

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Speaker 2: hard against my butthole right now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is I took my probiotic and

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Speaker 2: then immediately that happened. But I think what spiked that

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Speaker 2: is the anxiety I felt when I shattered my second

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Speaker 2: Mason jar of the day.

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Speaker 3: Wait, what is it, Glar?

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Speaker 4: I heard.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: Amazing Glar, that's how you make me feel sorry.

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Speaker 3: I literally don't know what am is. I wish I

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Speaker 3: had this stair. I was just a he is literally

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Speaker 3: on little sistemod this week because I'm just chilling in

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Speaker 3: my bed on my iPhone and and you will like

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Speaker 3: like literally hobble into my room like playing the loudest

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Speaker 3: fucking sounds from her phone, computer, iPad, whatever it is,

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Speaker 3: and just lay on my bed for hours. And I

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Speaker 3: would like to say that I wish I could say

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Speaker 3: it was annoying, but it is so cute and endearing

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Speaker 3: that and I love it so much that when you leave,

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Speaker 3: I get sad. But yesterday when she left, as she

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Speaker 3: was walking out, she like grabbed my leg hare and

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Speaker 3: just pulled it and we never said anything about it.

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Speaker 3: But that hurts so bad. I was like, literally, why

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Speaker 3: did she do that?

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Speaker 2: But just little that's what you get for watching the

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Speaker 2: worst show ever and actually freaking out about it, like

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Speaker 2: you'rew's been.

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Speaker 1: Watching like binging.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen Drew in the rest of the house

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Speaker 2: all week because he goes in his room and turns

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Speaker 2: on his iPad and bitches what he claims is one

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Speaker 2: of the worst shows he's ever seen.

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Speaker 1: But he literally cannot stop watching it.

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Speaker 3: I can't. It's so hard to like stop it. It's

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Speaker 3: Umbrella Academy. But it's just.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing about you is you can your time

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Speaker 2: to something you hate, and I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: That's something I love about you.

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Speaker 2: It is like, even though like you hate things, like

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Speaker 2: you'll dedicate way too much.

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Speaker 1: Time to it.

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Speaker 3: You know what I love about you is when you

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Speaker 3: let your anxiety win, it's just so powerful.

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Speaker 1: Oh and then I like freak out and go silent.

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Speaker 3: Well we're just twins in that way, yeah, because we

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Speaker 3: both do it.

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Speaker 1: I did that yesterday. It's true.

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Speaker 2: I had one of my like meltdowns, meltdowns and then

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Speaker 2: into silence and then by the time we got home,

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Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 1: Like, now, damn.

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Speaker 3: I literally didn't think anything of it because I do

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Speaker 3: the same thing and I can recognize that. But just no,

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Speaker 3: I see, I see the world how it's meant to be,

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Speaker 3: you know.

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Speaker 2: I'm just empathetic and like I see people and like

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Speaker 2: when I see them, I'm like, that's a person.

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Speaker 3: I love the way your brain works, I really do.

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Speaker 3: Has anyone ever said that seriously to you?

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Speaker 1: No, but I think you have.

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Speaker 3: I love the way your brain went.

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Speaker 2: No, but never in that sentence. Because literally, as you're that,

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Speaker 2: I thought about that old video of you like complimenting

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Speaker 2: me when Ian had you like compliment me on camera,

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Speaker 2: and I'm not kidding, I like you've complimented me before,

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Speaker 2: but I think like that was back when you still

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Speaker 2: like were unable to evoke emotion.

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Speaker 3: And you were like scared, I'm still unable to voke emotion.

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Speaker 2: Well, now you can be kind with your words, like

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Speaker 2: pretty often, like you like you could. You're very complimentary

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Speaker 2: like emotionally now, But that was like, literally, I'm not

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Speaker 2: kidding that. I think that was the first time you

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Speaker 2: had said it like in a serious way, even though

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Speaker 2: it was on camera and it was like, that's what that.

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Speaker 3: Reminded me of. But that was like what like six

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Speaker 3: months after living with each other. That was pretty quick

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Speaker 3: until like moving in.

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Speaker 1: No, that was that was twenty nineteen. That was like

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Speaker 1: a year after. Yeah, that was over a year.

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Speaker 2: Because my hair was brown and it was it was

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Speaker 2: after I had orange hair, I think, so it was

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Speaker 2: like later twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 1: No way, No, I.

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Speaker 3: Have to get go at. That doesn't make sense to me.

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Speaker 2: If that is true, I'm actually gonna freak the fuck

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Speaker 2: out because literally, what doesn't make sense to me is

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Speaker 2: how was twenty nineteen before twenty twenty?

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Speaker 1: That genuinely that freaks me out.

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Speaker 2: And I know it's obviously it's because like of the

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Speaker 2: like lifestyle shift from twenty nineteen to twenty twenty. And

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Speaker 2: also we went from like before the pandemic still being

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Speaker 2: like like baby adults, yeah, like nineteen to twenty, and

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Speaker 2: then like during pandemic, like we all aged like three years.

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Speaker 3: Literally, we all aged like, we.

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Speaker 2: All became like adults, and now we all look like

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Speaker 2: fucking adults.

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Speaker 1: And it's scared.

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Speaker 3: I'm not an adult yet.

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Speaker 1: I know you're sixteen, but like.

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Speaker 3: I'm turning seventeen, but.

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Speaker 1: You carry yourself so adult, Like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just like really mature for my age.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so like sometimes I forget.

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Speaker 3: While you're looking for that. I just want to clear

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Speaker 3: the air about my hair right now. So if you're

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Speaker 3: looking at it and you're like, damn, your hair looks

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Speaker 3: really fucking oily, really really bad.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah April twenty nineteen. How was that twenty nineteen?

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Speaker 3: That's twisted, dude.

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Speaker 2: It's like the way you age, Like you know, when

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Speaker 2: you're like from four to seven, like you see someone

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Speaker 2: age rapidly, Like that's when a human age is rapidly.

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Speaker 2: From like eighteen to twenty one, that same rapid aging

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Speaker 2: happens specific side your brain, specifically, like eighteen to twenty three.

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Speaker 3: It's like even even twenty one to twenty three. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: even those age that like period of time is completely

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Speaker 3: like you age ten years, yeah, comparatively to like the

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Speaker 3: rest of your life. But as I was saying, is.

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Speaker 6: Even like eight to nine or even eight to nine,

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Speaker 6: what like ages eight to now?

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Speaker 1: You're just naming ages.

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Speaker 3: I really am so curious. I'm so curious.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, I was.

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Speaker 1: God, you can speak even like when you know something,

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Speaker 1: when you know something.

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Speaker 3: Even even fifty six to fifty seven, I was gonna say.

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Speaker 1: That, Oh, also wait like fourteen to.

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Speaker 2: Like like right before you turn fifteen, but like specifically

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Speaker 2: that week before you.

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Speaker 3: Oh, things change. Things changed. This is going to be

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Speaker 3: the summer of the rest of our life.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be.

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Speaker 2: As you saying that, it was literally the funniest shit

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Speaker 3: Not this year's Christmas is going to be a troll

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Speaker 3: It's going to be a trolls Christmas. It's actually crazy.

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Speaker 3: If you're looking at my hair and you're like, damn,

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Speaker 3: that ship is ratty, oily disgusting, I know it looks

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Speaker 3: like it smells bad. It's because you know how you

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Speaker 3: were like, oh, like you need you should try using

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Speaker 3: some of that oil on your hair. I didn't read

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Speaker 3: the bottle, and you used a ship toime. I didn't

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Speaker 3: use a ship ton, but I applied it at my

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Speaker 3: roots and at the bottom of my hair, and I

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Speaker 3: went to bed last time. I was like, damn, I hair,

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Speaker 3: And I woke up and it was the most oily

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Speaker 3: like shit ever. And I was so fucking pissed because

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Speaker 3: I was like I showered last night. I don't want

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Speaker 3: to shower this morning because I'm going to the gym later.

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Speaker 3: It's completely pointless. But now I have disgusting hair and

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Speaker 3: I have to be on camera, and I'm brave. I'm

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Speaker 3: not putting on a baseball cap. I'm done with baseball caps.

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Speaker 1: I know I've noticed you haven't been doing that, is it?

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Speaker 2: Because when I pointed out the frizzy thing, like that's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like fully, I was like, oh, is that really

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Speaker 3: what's breaking my hair? Dude?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll that'll do it.

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Speaker 3: That'll do it, barble doo.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, that oil. You're not supposed to put hair

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Speaker 1: oil in your roots. I put it in my ends.

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Speaker 2: But also my ends take up so much oil because still,

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Speaker 2: although like I've had multiple haircuts in the past like

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Speaker 2: a few months now.

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Speaker 3: You haven't.

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Speaker 1: Although I've caught my hair a ship.

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Speaker 2: Ton's I annoying, there are still like ends of my

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Speaker 2: hair that had blonde in it, so like the ends

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Speaker 2: still like like the way my hair can like still

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Speaker 2: did you because it's like not like a sleigh way,

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Speaker 2: it's like a why can I do that?

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Speaker 3: There were hairsuckers as kids. Do you know the kids

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Speaker 3: that sucked their hair? Do you know the kids that

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Speaker 1: I was not that.

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Speaker 5: I was never that.

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Speaker 3: Never that for.

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Speaker 2: You, a hairsucker, I don't think your hair was ever

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Speaker 3: There was like a moment where I did it would

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Speaker 3: like fall into my mouth and then I would just

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Speaker 3: leave it there and play with it.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I've done that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, this is long haired.

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Speaker 2: People, long hair girls only like.

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Speaker 3: You can't don't don't try to.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you were having such a hard time getting that

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Speaker 2: out here, freaking out.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, also I didn't even finish the story. Basically,

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Speaker 1: I made fun of Drew.

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Speaker 2: For having out his fucking because we're going on a

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Speaker 2: trip and Drew has all his fucking probiotics and like

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Speaker 2: pills and supplements, and I made fun of him for it.

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Speaker 2: But then I thought about it and I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, while I'm taking mine, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: leave mine now.

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Speaker 1: So I left mine out.

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Speaker 2: And then when we were setting up the camera, I

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Speaker 2: like reached over to help Kai was something and dragged

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Speaker 2: the fucking charger and my fishy omega pills dropped all

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Speaker 2: over the.

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Speaker 3: Load order everywhere, and I felt like it was a

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Speaker 3: targeted attack on me. I really do. I feel like

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Speaker 3: she came from my life. I mean she literally physically

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Speaker 3: came from my life because two shards.

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Speaker 1: Of glass, No, I came from your life.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly like they two. I didn't get that one,

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Speaker 3: but two shards of glass flew right at me. And

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Speaker 3: it was very weird because I think, you know.

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Speaker 2: What's funny is what's funny is you feel like you're attacked.

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Speaker 2: But trust me, bitch, when I fucking attack you, it

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Speaker 2: will not I feel.

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Speaker 1: Like you were being attacked. You will know you're being attacked,

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Speaker 1: you fucking idiot. And guess what your knees are so

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Speaker 1: pink and.

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Speaker 2: Scaring me, specifically this one that's holding your way.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know if it's the lighting.

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Speaker 1: It's like it was pissing me off. I was like,

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Speaker 3: You, So the apology didn't come from a real place,

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Speaker 1: And I went into the room and I was like,

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Speaker 3: It's simple. It's simple, like I don't need an apology

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Speaker 1: I literally don't even there.

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Speaker 2: I don't think there's anything I could say about you

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Speaker 2: the idea of saying something to make you upset. Well,

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Speaker 1: Not this, this is the space that you're here.

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, no wait, let.

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Speaker 1: Me to your iPhone.

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Speaker 3: No but there, yeah, okay, okay, fair.

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Speaker 2: Fair, But that was really funny. That whole night was

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Speaker 2: just so fucking funny.

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Speaker 1: I love like.

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Speaker 2: I started this sentence literally two podcasts ago, and I

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Speaker 1: But I was saying this on the phone to Friday, I.

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Speaker 2: Was like, dude, it genuinely is oh, because yesterday you

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Speaker 3: I don't even remember what it was.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: There was like three things yesterday that made me laugh

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Speaker 1: But see, it's because we laughed so.

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Speaker 2: Hard as a friend group all the time that I

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Speaker 1: To each other. But that is such, That is such an.

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Speaker 2: Honor to be living a life where I'm surrounded by

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Speaker 3: The and the fact that you're constantly doing that and

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Speaker 1: What wait, why do you want them?

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Speaker 3: There was a.

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Speaker 4: TikTok of of us like doing like looking, there have

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Speaker 3: Now hold on, let me see if I saved any

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Speaker 3: of them. Because anytime someone compliments me, it inflates my

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Speaker 3: really don't get it. It's like, actually, when people compliment me,

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Speaker 3: it's actually more fucked up if they didn't compliment me,

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Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like it's doing more

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Speaker 1: I know, but I literally know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But that doesn't mean stop complimenting me, because I

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Speaker 3: like if if y'all don't compliment me, I would be dead.

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Speaker 2: So then how did you go to that literally twenty

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Speaker 3: Of your life bear that cross. This is I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: You're gonna die on that hill. You're trying to break

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Speaker 3: another glass. Damn bad luck.

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Speaker 2: Oh but the glass I broke the other day was

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Speaker 2: our BRITA filter is like on the top shelf and

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Speaker 2: then at the bottom. I will put my cup there

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Speaker 2: and have it filling up because I'm a lazy son

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Speaker 2: and the fucking glass hit the ground and shattered everywhere,

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Speaker 3: Loud, and then I was like and yah you okay,

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Speaker 3: And she just ignored me.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't hear you because the TikTok I was watching

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Speaker 3: He goes like, and I was like, oh, this bitch

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Speaker 3: for real? Dad, So I yelled again. I was like

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Speaker 1: Look, I got my iPhone screen.

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Speaker 3: I this podcastle just get untext. I'm just gonna watch

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Speaker 3: some tiktoks. Let's do the ten scroll challenge on TikTok

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Speaker 3: right now?

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Speaker 1: What is that you?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: You go to your for you page and then you

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Speaker 3: scroll ten times and then I'm screened recording, so this

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Speaker 3: one's about minerals.

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Speaker 2: I can't do that because it's it's just pretty girls.

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Speaker 3: What was that?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 1: Quit? Go back? Your timeline is awful.

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Speaker 3: My dad, my stepdad just gave me ninety bucks. My

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Speaker 3: mom bought a season passes to six Flags. I'm getting

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Speaker 3: my industrial repiers next week, and my relationship with my

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Speaker 3: mom is getting better. Old friends started reaching out and

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Speaker 3: started talking again. This sound really does work. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: save that. I have to save that sound. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: use it.

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Speaker 1: Do you have old friends that need to reach out?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I do, Dude. My for you page is fucking terrible.

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Speaker 3: It's because I literally like every single video that pops up.

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Speaker 1: One.

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Speaker 2: I know, when Drew screenplays his fucking phone to the

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Speaker 2: TV for us to watch TikTok's, I watch.

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Speaker 1: Him like every single thing we scroll.

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Speaker 3: It's so bad.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do the ten scroll and then I'll show.

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Speaker 3: Which one I land on one to no no you show.

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Speaker 2: It's literally although it's public online and like yeah, but

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Speaker 2: since it's just like a bunch of pretty women, like

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's like low key weird to like

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Speaker 3: Well, I just did mine, and that's basically what I'm

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Speaker 3: And I really wish that number was an exaggeration.

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Speaker 1: No, see, I can't put this one on here.

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Speaker 3: Wait, I can't. What does it say? I actually can't

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Speaker 3: read that. I swear to god, I tried so hard

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Speaker 3: to read that. It makes no sense in my brain.

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Speaker 2: Guy's on my timeline and then someone making a nasty, vegan,

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Speaker 2: fucking hot dog.

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Speaker 1: That's my tenth scroll? Or is this a candle?

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Speaker 3: I think it's the wax melts. They like make realistic

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Speaker 3: food as wax.

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Speaker 1: That is what it is.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a candle. Yeah, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: This is some Ali kind of content.

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Speaker 3: Who Alispagnola. Oh, don't get me started about miss Spagianna.

450
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Speaker 3: I love Ali Spagnola, Alex Bagnola. If you want to

451
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Speaker 3: be on the podcast, come through, come through. Okay, No

452
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Speaker 3: one is talking about this and this. Actually I was

453
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,760
Speaker 3: enlightened the other day to it and I was like, wait,

454
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Speaker 3: what the fuck? Like, Okay, follow me. Lgbt Q plus right,

455
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Speaker 3: we love them. We love those people. They're great people.

456
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Speaker 3: But I didn't realize. What I didn't realize is what

457
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Speaker 3: it stood for the l lets, the G go No,

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Speaker 3: the B Brandon, who's Brandon, the T Trump, the q

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Speaker 3: q A on the plus Jesus Cross. So they've been

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Speaker 3: with us the whole time.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's what that means. I thought

462
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Speaker 2: it meant like, let's get bitches today, that's what it is.

463
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Speaker 2: And quiz nos.

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Speaker 3: It's not let's go Brandon Trump.

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Speaker 6: No.

466
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Speaker 2: I think it's let's get bitches today.

467
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Speaker 1: And then the plus you.

468
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Speaker 2: Just put it there like plus quiznos, let's get bitches

469
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Speaker 2: and quiznos.

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Speaker 5: Even more bitches.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think a quiznosa. Okay, that's really fucked up

472
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Speaker 3: and weird.

473
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Speaker 1: Wait, where do you get that explanation? That is not

474
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Speaker 1: what that means?

475
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Speaker 5: Where are you getting your information?

476
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Speaker 3: I don't. I don't. I don't have to answer that

477
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Speaker 3: question if I don't want to, So I'm not going to.

478
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Speaker 1: Are you being held hostage? Were you paid to say that?

479
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:54,040
Speaker 3: No? I'm not being held hostage. Helped me?

480
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Speaker 1: Huh wait every time I go to, hey.

481
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Speaker 3: Don't look in our way.

482
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's getting it's getting in between.

483
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Speaker 3: Holy shit, Holy shit, I completely forgot this happened. But

484
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Speaker 3: two days ago, two days ago, I was so fucking

485
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Speaker 3: tired for literally no reason at all, Like there was

486
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Speaker 3: zero reason for me to be this tired. But anyways,

487
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 3: me and you were chilling in my bed because she

488
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 3: was little sister mode, and I just knocked the fuck

489
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Speaker 3: out within you in my room, just on my bed,

490
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:32,919
Speaker 3: fully closed lights on, and per usual, I fell asleep

491
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Speaker 3: on my arm where I fell asleep on my arm,

492
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Speaker 3: and I woke up like at one thirty in the morning.

493
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Speaker 3: I fell asleep with at like ten fifty five or something.

494
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Speaker 3: And I'm not kidding. I have never felt my arm

495
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Speaker 3: be so unalive before in my entire life. I genuinely

496
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Speaker 3: thought I like had completely killed my arm, Like there

497
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Speaker 3: was no blood in it. It was fully limped to

498
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Speaker 3: like I wish I could describe. I actually felt like

499
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Speaker 3: I had a dead person's limb on me. It was crazy.

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Speaker 5: But did you touch your stinky pepper?

501
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Speaker 3: Oh kay? Of course I jerked myself off with my

502
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 3: dead hand. It felt like it wasn't mine. Okay, it

503
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Speaker 3: literally looks like I do touch my penis, but I

504
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 3: like I could not pick it up. I literally could

505
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Speaker 3: not pick it up. Like I wish you could feel

506
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 3: like I can actually feel what I'm feeling right now.

507
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Speaker 1: He said, this is the guys that I can put

508
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Speaker 1: it on screen.

509
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Speaker 3: I like tried to lift it up and I couldn't.

510
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 3: It is crazy, but yeah, I see that. See what?

511
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 3: Oh I need to never wear these shorts on this podcast.

512
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 3: It looks like I have a boney can.

513
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Speaker 1: I see your huge fucking wiener.

514
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Speaker 3: There is a video that Kaya sees and every time

515
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Speaker 3: he sees it, he's like, damn, you look so hung

516
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Speaker 3: in this.

517
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you look like you have a coke can penis.

518
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Speaker 1: A coke can penis.

519
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Speaker 2: But that video is so funny because also when he

520
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 2: woke up, I thought he woke up from hearing me

521
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 2: play Call of Dude up Fortnite, and I was like, fuck,

522
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Speaker 2: I'm screaming too laugh and I was like, did you

523
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Speaker 2: wake up from night? He's like no, but I you

524
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Speaker 2: will not believe what just happened. And he showed me

525
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 2: that video and I like laughed so hard because I

526
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 2: was like, dude, I thought there was gonna be like, look,

527
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Speaker 2: there was a huge spider in my bed, Like there

528
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Speaker 2: was a fucking rat in the corner.

529
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Speaker 3: I saw the spider crawling on my wall, like you,

530
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Speaker 3: There was a spider crawling on my wall, and then

531
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Speaker 3: you came in like three minutes later and sat right

532
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Speaker 3: up against that wall. They didn't say anything because I

533
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 3: was just like, I'm just gonna leave him and let

534
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Speaker 3: him roam. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

535
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Speaker 2: I went to the dentist for the first time in

536
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Speaker 2: four years, and I only have one cavity, which is

537
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Speaker 2: pretty impressible.

538
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Speaker 3: Are you going to get it filled?

539
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Speaker 2: I have the way till we get back. Yeah, you

540
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Speaker 2: could fill it, though I know something you.

541
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Speaker 1: Can fill it with.

542
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, started laughing second you said film, I

543
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Speaker 3: laugh at laughs at the word filled and stuffed, Like

544
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Speaker 3: I love those words.

545
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Speaker 6: I went to Uh, I think it's love Pergoletta and subpergatory. No, no, no,

546
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Speaker 6: it's an Italian restaurant. But there I went with Skyler

547
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Speaker 6: and like all of the pasta is like stuffed noochi,

548
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 6: like filled pesto.

549
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Speaker 5: And I was like crying, laughing, and I.

550
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Speaker 3: Was named some of them off the top of your head.

551
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Speaker 3: What you call creamy buffa.

552
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Speaker 6: And stinky beef bone is yeah, buffalo mozerell boba. I

553
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Speaker 6: like to make boba sometimes me and Drew can make

554
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Speaker 6: me make a lot of boba.

555
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Speaker 3: I make I make boba.

556
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Speaker 5: Yeah. The stinky crama, Yes, stinky krama.

557
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Speaker 3: There's pesto something.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the stinky pestorell. Yeah, Drew's the kramon king though.

559
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Speaker 3: It's it's like things he calls his seeming.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I caught up that. I think I was

561
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Speaker 1: following that.

562
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Speaker 5: Oh, lemon meringue pie, sorry.

563
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Speaker 1: Lemon marringe pie.

564
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Speaker 2: Like that one's not even like that's like a full

565
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Speaker 2: like like hard dish, you know what, at the.

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Speaker 5: Top of the creme brulet. That's another one I say sometimes.

567
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Speaker 3: There it's actually fucked up that like to the normal person,

568
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Speaker 3: ear like that means nothing to anybody, But every single

569
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Speaker 3: time I hear you say that or read it on

570
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Speaker 3: a menu, my brain immediately goes there in like a

571
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 3: very fucked up way, And like, I can't eat creamy

572
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 3: buffalo monzerella anymore.

573
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Speaker 6: Dude, I cannot see the word crama on a menu

574
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 6: without cream.

575
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Speaker 1: I'm creaming right now. What the fuck were we talking about? Like,

576
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: how did it go there?

577
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 2: I feel like we were saying something and then it

578
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 2: like ended up there, Oh yeahist my dentist, I do

579
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 2: have one cavity. And then I was saying that to

580
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 2: Josh as a flex and he was like when I

581
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, I went to the dentist

582
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: and it was actually so like I didn't. I basically

583
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: had nothing. And then he was like, not even a cavity,

584
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 2: and I was like, I had a cavity, and.

585
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Speaker 3: Then he was like, oh, oh, that's not basically nothing.

586
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Speaker 3: That's like the thing I growing up. I had really

587
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 3: gnarly acid reflex as like a young child, like nine seven,

588
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 3: eight nine, And because of that, when I would sleep

589
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 3: at night, my stomach acid would bubble up into my

590
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 3: mouth as I slept and it melted all of the

591
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 3: enamel off of my teeth. So like from age seven on,

592
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,199
Speaker 3: for the rest of my life up until now, like

593
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Speaker 3: anytime I go to the dentist, I just have cavities

594
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 3: because I don't have that protective layer everybody has. I

595
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 3: just really have fucked up teeth and it sucks.

596
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 2: Well, my teeth were borderline perfect other than my one cavity,

597
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 2: and I don't have to get my wisdom teeth removed.

598
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 3: What was the pain back there.

599
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 2: It was from grinding my jaw at night, which makes sense, Noky,

600
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Speaker 2: what's so funny about that?

601
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: I grind in my sleep?

602
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Speaker 5: Like all the time, I thought you were going to

603
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 5: make a joke.

604
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 3: I was going to make a joke.

605
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 2: We're going to make a head joke. But we spoke

606
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Speaker 2: about how much pressure that puts on me.

607
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Speaker 1: So it's just.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, that is the best video of all time? Right? Right?

609
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 3: You ever had a Krispy Cream? Was it crispy? Right?

610
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a Crispy Cream?

611
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 3: Have you ever gone to Crispy? Was it Crispy?

612
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 6: No?

613
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 2: Right? Right?

614
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 3: That video is sick. The other video that's really sick

615
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 3: is I've been thinking about that.

616
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: Oh wait, we have to play that. More than a

617
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: million kids come up missing per year. What do y'all

618
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: think happened to these kids?

619
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Speaker 3: And every time people come up missing, the more and

620
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 3: more people come up missing, the more they release more.

621
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Speaker 1: Chicken sandwiches and shit, I'm noticing that.

622
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 3: I'm getting home my godamn iPhone because I don't have

623
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 3: fucking service in this house.

624
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: Dude, I we can't.

625
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 2: I don't use the Wi Fi in our house because

626
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 2: it's so bads.

627
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: Per year what do you all think happened to these kids?

628
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,479
Speaker 3: Every time people come up missing, the more and more

629
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 3: people missing, the more they release more chicken sound, which

630
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 3: I'm noticing that dude.

631
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Speaker 2: His eye his eye movement is what makes it so yet,

632
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 2: because he's literally tapping his.

633
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 3: Finger and he's like, he fully believes it, and I,

634
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 3: honestly I believe that he believes it too.

635
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 2: I will say, you had a vegan chicken sandwich the

636
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Speaker 2: other day and I I looked at the inside of

637
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Speaker 2: it and.

638
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, that's just dust and plastic, dust, plastic,

639
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 3: that's my plastics. Yeah, fillers, oils. Soy. What is a

640
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 3: soy boy?

641
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 6: I think a soy boy is someone that it's like, Oh,

642
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 6: I don't eat any meat because it's bad. I like

643
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 6: only watch like CNN, so me.

644
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, literally both of us.

645
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, fuck, you eat like shit?

646
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

647
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 3: I just eat plant based three meal.

648
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 2: You loky do eat plant based because all you have

649
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 2: is corn.

650
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 3: Literally looking at everything in our cabinet and realizing it's

651
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 3: all corn. It's crazy. It's been corn the whole time,

652
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 3: not like physically corn, but like corn syrup, processed corn bread,

653
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 3: corn bread.

654
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 2: A point that is not corn, Like what is that

655
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: that they have to change the name of that.

656
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Like, actually, Liefe is magic and

657
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 3: you cannot tell me otherwise, Like I'm being dead serious,

658
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,479
Speaker 3: like what nothing makes sense and you can go it's

659
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 3: like science blah blah blah explaining all this shit, But no,

660
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 3: I don't know.

661
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 2: It's just literally me in high school, like I fucking

662
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 2: hated science classes because I was like, dude, what makes

663
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 2: life awesome is actually having no idea how.

664
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: This is exactly and I don't want to know.

665
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 2: Like literally a biology class, I fucking hated that. I

666
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know what's on I don't want

667
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 2: to know what exactly is on the inside of a deer.

668
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: Like makes them awesome is that they're just like there.

669
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 3: I'm like, actually, explain to me how that cactus is alive?

670
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 3: Like literally, like that makes no sense. It makes no sense.

671
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 3: It makes my brain doesn't make sense. My insights don't

672
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 3: make sense. Me making processing food and making energy out

673
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 3: of it does not make sense. Where did you go?

674
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 3: Come back to me? I'm here, come back to maybe

675
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 3: go baby nowhere, baby baby? Are you mind for evil?

676
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 5: No?

677
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 2: Bitch?

678
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 5: No, I can't.

679
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 3: I can't do it. Please don't wait.

680
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 5: Oh, someone's phone is like close to the wire.

681
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: No, he's just doing that so.

682
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 3: That you don't don't yell at me.

683
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 5: Kai, I'm not yelling at you.

684
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 6: I'm trying to get the quality of the audio to

685
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 6: be as good as it can be.

686
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 3: That thing, that thing, that thing.

687
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 2: I don't understand how like computers work, and you like

688
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 2: can't pay me to sit down and learn.

689
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: I've said that before.

690
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 5: I can easily.

691
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 3: No. No, that was so fucking funny that hit no

692
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 3: in me, like that was crazy. How quick that happened.

693
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 3: Holy shit. But we taught rocks and metals its own language.

694
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 6: WHOA, that's true. I saw that TikTok out. Honestly, that's

695
00:32:59,120 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 6: a good point.

696
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 3: That's crazy. This dude made a TikTok about like how

697
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 3: computers are literally just rocks and metal like raw materials,

698
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 3: and we taught it, We made up a language for it,

699
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 3: which we gave it the language, and now it learned

700
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 3: math from that language. So we should be able to

701
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 3: teach ourselves anything because we taught rocks and metal how

702
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 3: to fucking speak a language and then in turn do math,

703
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 3: and in turn send rockets to space and like.

704
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: And in turn get Fortnite.

705
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, and update the item shop hours you would

706
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 3: not have. I want that fucking skin so bad it's

707
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 3: gonna go away. The silver Surfer skin in the Fortnite

708
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 3: shop right now is so fucking lit. Why don't we

709
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 3: have a creator code in Fortnite? I've been thinking about that.

710
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about that.

711
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 2: Actually, I don't know how many of these bitches gone

712
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 2: up and went to play Fortnite because how often we

713
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 2: talk about it.

714
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: If anything, it's like this embarrassing part of like.

715
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 3: That we think everybody's relating to.

716
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 2: Well, like, am I the only one who like genuinely

717
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: cannot go to bed without playing?

718
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 3: For Yes, yes, I haven't been playing video games lately.

719
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 3: I'm on another thing where I'm board of them. But

720
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,879
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try to play with my brothers today because

721
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 3: I go to New York and I don't want to

722
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 3: leave them hanging dry.

723
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 2: You know, I am getting to the point where Fortnite

724
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 2: like makes me so fucking unenjoyable. Like literally yesterday I

725
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 2: was so pissed playing it, but also because our WiFi

726
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: yesterday was lagging so fucking.

727
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 3: Bad when I was in the bathroom. I couldn't watch

728
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 3: my fucking videos, Like, I bitch, what what's.

729
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 1: So funny about that? My girl's trying to take a

730
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: big fucking dump, but you can't watch her video.

731
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 5: That's okay.

732
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 3: The thing is is how I go into that bathroom

733
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 3: and I literally hang out. I don't I know, and.

734
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 1: You do it like you two nights in a row.

735
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 2: You've done it at the exact time where I'm like,

736
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 2: all right, time to go to bed and get ready.

737
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 2: And yesterday, just like the night before, I didn't do

738
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: my skincare because Drew Jess happened to be in the

739
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 2: bathroom and I was gonna.

740
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 3: Hang out in there, like in a very real way.

741
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 6: It is a really nice bathroom. I feel like I'm

742
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 6: in like Europe or something when I'm in there.

743
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 2: And then you come back out here and you're like

744
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 2: you're like damn, and you see the job where you

745
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 2: get like mutilated and like fucking hit.

746
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 5: I thought we weren't supposed to get hit on that.

747
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: Let's change the narrative. Ky doesn't get hit, he gets

748
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: hit on.

749
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 3: Okay. If I were you and you were me, I

750
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 3: personally would not take that.

751
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 5: Personally, I wouldn't let that slide.

752
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 2: Like all the time, people Bethel Nathaniel, be.

753
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: Nathaniel, what we were.

754
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 5: Saying, you guys are talking about no bitch.

755
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: We said this on the last episode already where people

756
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 2: thought it was real. But it's gotten to the point

757
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 2: where somebody made an edit of the podcast and somebody

758
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 2: who didn't follow any of us compton and was like,

759
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,720
Speaker 2: don't they abuse their audio engineer? Like they like said

760
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 2: that and they were being dead ass about it.

761
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, it's literally getting.

762
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 2: To a point that like what if a brand is

763
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 2: like I want to work with them and they look

764
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 2: up the podcast.

765
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: And the top thing is us hitting the fuck out

766
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: of kind.

767
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 5: They're like, whoa, oh, I didn't tell you what happened.

768
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 6: Balenciaga hit up the podcast email. But I get those

769
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 6: emails and.

770
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: I was like, you rated asund Yeah.

771
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 6: They were like, we want to work with you, but

772
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 6: we don't know what's going on here, Like can you

773
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 6: just clarify that? And I was like, they beat the

774
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 6: ship out of me, don't. Apparently they were.

775
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 3: Going, yeah, what were they going to do?

776
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 6: They're just going to give you, guys one hundred thousand

777
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 6: dollars of stuff. I don't know, but I don't know

778
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 6: what Balenciaga is, so I'm like, okay, well it's probably

779
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 6: not a big Kim Kardashian.

780
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 2: I don't know what I've ever heard of him, Na Themna

781
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, gap ring.

782
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 5: A bell gap, easy gap.

783
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: I don't back boots. How that ring's ringing a bell? Bags?

784
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: Boots and house. Okay, not to bring I bring him

785
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: up way too much.

786
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 2: But you know what I thought about the other day

787
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,240
Speaker 2: is the video of James Charles explaining the term the house.

788
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: Do you remember that?

789
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I literally do.

790
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,760
Speaker 1: Hey, come sit on this lab. He just heartened.

791
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 5: I have never seen you move your body like that.

792
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 5: Holy ship, I'm not touching.

793
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: Get your hand off of me. Oh you're reaching out

794
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: for me.

795
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 3: I don't need to go to the gym and do

796
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 3: lags today because I just got my work out just now.

797
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 3: Doing that.

798
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 2: You swatting my handle was the funniest time of your

799
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 2: dry ass hands.

800
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: They were like this things.

801
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 3: I were like, they're so dry right now. And I

802
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,439
Speaker 3: put lotion all over them this morning, and I think

803
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 3: I think big lotion companies are putting shit into their

804
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 3: lotion to keep your hands dry, because that was the

805
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 3: first time I put lotion on. My hands weren't dry

806
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 3: before I put the lotion on, But after I put

807
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 3: the lotion on, after like an hour and a half,

808
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 3: they're dry. Explain that to me. But they weren't dry before.

809
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: They weren't dry before because you haven't taken a shower

810
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 2: in forty eight hours and your hair was so oily

811
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 2: and you sit and you scratch your eyes.

812
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 3: Showered last night, babe.

813
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: That was freaking me out. You showering at night.

814
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, I was gonna hop

815
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 3: in the bath, but it was your bath night last night,

816
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 3: so I was just like, I'm not gonna do that.

817
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna do like a quick shower. And I

818
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 3: took a cold ash shower because I was like, fuck, oh.

819
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: I literally did take a bath because I was like,

820
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: this guy's in the shower.

821
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 3: Oh no, I took a cold ash shower. Well way it.

822
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:05,240
Speaker 5: Should?

823
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:10,240
Speaker 6: We should we talk about our big show, the big event,

824
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 6: the performance.

825
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 3: Oh yes, so Kai and I are DJing a festival

826
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 3: in New York, and not only that, but we are

827
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 3: headlining and closing out the entire festival.

828
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're headlining. Sure, Yeah, that's what we've been telling people,

829
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 6: is that we're headlining.

830
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not real. But we are playing the

831
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 3: third day at the last time slot. Yeah, so technically

832
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:50,240
Speaker 3: I think we technically have the Technically that's a headline. Yeah,

833
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 3: oh god, but technically that is a headline. Yeah. A

834
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 3: fucking weekend, So yeah.

835
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 5: If you're in New York, it's going to be Really

836
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 5: why is it called that a fucking weekend?

837
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 3: Literally a fucking weekend.

838
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 6: It's like a yeah, it's because everybody has to fuck

839
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 6: and it's on the weekend.

840
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 2: So I'm also some of the glass left over was

841
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 2: on the floor and my face fell right next to him.

842
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,919
Speaker 2: I was like, if I would have cut my face

843
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 2: with this glass yourself. God, stop giving your toughest battles

844
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 2: to your strongest warriors.

845
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 1: I am done.

846
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 3: I'm dead ass not going to the gym.

847
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.

848
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 2: I don't think you can put that on here we can,

849
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 2: Like it is so graphic, like literally you can see

850
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 2: the wrinkle of that man's balls.

851
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 3: I'm dead ass done going to the gym, Like, for real,

852
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 3: crop that photo. Kai, what else do I have on

853
00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 3: my mume account. Oh fucking Abraham Lincoln predicting COVID nineteen.

854
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: I hate that you think this is funny.

855
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I actually don't have fucking service.

856
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm the one.

857
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 5: Wait is it supposed to be playing?

858
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 3: No, I haven't paused, So.

859
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: What time are we at?

860
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 3: Thirty two minutes, forty four minutes?

861
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 2: Cut me saying that hey, cut me, saying that it

862
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 2: sounds like it sounds like I don't love my job,

863
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 2: saying that.

864
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 3: Actually I do have a note, so tell me this

865
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 3: would tell me this would not be a really cool

866
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 3: like psychological thrillers show.

867
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say, like a psychological

868
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 2: like torture, hiring a hit man on yourself, then killing

869
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 2: the hit man in self defense.

870
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 3: What happens there? Like, are you since you hired it

871
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 3: on yourself, are did you murder that man? Or did

872
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 3: you murder him in self defense? So it's not murder,

873
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 3: but you paid him to kill you, but he didn't

874
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 3: kill I think.

875
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 2: You will get a double charge of hiring a hitman

876
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 2: and murder.

877
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 3: But you did it out of self defense.

878
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 1: But you hired a hit man and then you murdered someone.

879
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 3: But he was trying to murder you, and then you

880
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 3: came to and you're like, actually, I don't want to die.

881
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 2: But if that was the agreement, why wouldn't you just

882
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 2: be like, hey, honestly, or unless in the agreement prior

883
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,720
Speaker 2: you were like, no matter how much I beg.

884
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 3: You do it exactly.

885
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 2: But like in the times you met the hit man,

886
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 2: I'm sure there was a bomb that formed because you're

887
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 2: a lovable person.

888
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am a lovable person.

889
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 2: So like I would imagine like if I hired a hitman,

890
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 2: like it would start off as like just business, and

891
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 2: then I'd be like, honestly, like I'm really scared about dying,

892
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 2: Like can we just get a coffee and I'll talk

893
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 2: to you about like what exactly I want? And because

894
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 2: I'm so charming and charismatic, he'd be like damn, like actually,

895
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 2: like I'm so sad that I have to kill this girl.

896
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 2: And then when it comes to it, and I had

897
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 2: told him already, hey, no matter what, don't kill me.

898
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 2: When it comes to it, he like is about to

899
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 2: do and he's like, I can't do it. I have

900
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 2: to admit something like I think I'm in love with you,

901
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 2: and then that's.

902
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 3: Where the show then it becomes a crime of passion. Yeah,

903
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 3: a crime of passion, but no one dies.

904
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 1: It's the crime of what dies is your ego.

905
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

906
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 3: Oh, but I was in the middle of that, you

907
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 3: said you're such a lovely person, and then it triggered

908
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 3: a thought in my head where I was like, that's

909
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 3: the first time Anya has ever complimented me.

910
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: You say that every single time I complaim about you,

911
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 2: like every single time I complimbout you, it becomes a

912
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 2: gaslight of you attacking me and being like, that's.

913
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 1: The first time you've ever said anything nice to me.

914
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 3: It's not me attacking you. It's just me stating the truth.

915
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:50,240
Speaker 3: And if you can't handle the truth, get the fuck out.

916
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: I don't believe in the truth. That's not real.

917
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 2: I live in like the true reality, and you're living

918
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 2: in a make believe world.

919
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 3: You see.

920
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 5: Before you, I'm Drew's penis pilled.

921
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:22,760
Speaker 7: You'll all see, You'll all see.

922
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 3: The fucking Walking Phoenix lot Lady Gaga.

923
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 2: I know music, musical, Joker music, that's gonna be everything

924
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 2: that is gonna be so good. The Joker was such

925
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 2: a good movie, Like it literally was. Why it has

926
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 2: no one.

927
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: Said that before?

928
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody's ever like had that take before. Actually,

929
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:39,280
Speaker 3: oh my god, and ya relax, it's not it's really

930
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 3: not that deep, like you don't have to freak out.

931
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: Center the whole time. But yeah, I'm excited to see.

932
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 3: That no one has ever said The Joker was a

933
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 3: good movie before.

934
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like why does not one talk about that?

935
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

936
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 2: Why does that one talk about the phenomenon that is

937
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 2: getting a little drunk with your friends and then proceeding

938
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 2: to watch every single Lady Gaga Beyonce like on their

939
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 2: is correct razy?

940
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 3: We always start with like Telephone, yeah, and then it

941
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 3: ends up going to Lina del Rey, then Judas and

942
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 3: then like like literally there's so many like just hits

943
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 3: that come on after that.

944
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:20,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up with the drinks to music video pipeline? Yeah?

945
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 3: Does that happen for anybody else? Like I feel like

946
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 3: that happens to everything.

947
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 2: I did see a TikTok that it was like before

948
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 2: you know it, one day you're twenty four and this

949
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 2: is your life. And it literally was a group of

950
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 2: friends doing that and like one of the friends watching

951
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga and turning and being like she was twenty

952
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 2: four during this. That freaks me out. That is something

953
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 2: I always do when I watch these videos. I'm like, fuck,

954
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 2: not only does this person look so fucking hot, you

955
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 2: don't know who lady got that?

956
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 3: No, I don't actually know who that is. I have

957
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 3: no reason to know who that is.

958
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: Wait, why would you say that she's like an artist?

959
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 3: She makes music, I know, but like I have never

960
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 3: heard her music before, so.

961
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: Like the way you're sitting would suggest otherwise.

962
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 2: But every time I'm watching these videos, I look the

963
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 2: women up and then I'm like, shit, I used to

964
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 2: watch it and be like, okay, so she's twenty two

965
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 2: when she made this.

966
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: Have two years to get that hot. I'll figure it out.

967
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 3: Ironically do that with basketball players as well, Like I'll

968
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 3: see them like being nineteen years old playing in the

969
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 3: NBA and like dunking it, and then I'm like twenty

970
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 3: four or sixteen on my couch like looking up to

971
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 3: them and like being like you are my hero, and

972
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 3: I want.

973
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 2: To be like you're talking about the pastor you mean

974
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 2: because you are sixteen sixteen?

975
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, but no, I three years at my old

976
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 3: ass age. I'll like look back and be like, damn,

977
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 3: they're like doing this with their life right now, and

978
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 3: I'm doing this.

979
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 2: I know I'm like fuck, Like Beyonce is literally like

980
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 2: shit in this ring. Wait, let's see how old she

981
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 2: is in that video because I'm thinking of a specific

982
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 2: beyond say video ring the Alarm, because I know, I

983
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 2: know I have a year to look the way Lady

984
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 2: Gaga looked during a certain era, So I have like

985
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 2: six months to get my shit together. Okay, which hopefully

986
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 2: I could turn that out.

987
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 3: But what was she twenty four? In telephone?

988
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 2: Let's find out ring the Alarm? Beyonce ring me? I

989
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 2: think that two thousand and six?

990
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 5: Wait?

991
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 8: How old was Beyonce in two thousand and six? Okay, okay,

992
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 8: I thought that she was twenty two? She was twenty five?

993
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 3: Okay, So you gotta like you got some time?

994
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? I haven't. I have time, Thank you Jesus.

995
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 3: Okay, you like genuinely convinced that you're gonna look like

996
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 3: Beyonce in two years?

997
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: How old was no?

998
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 2: Lady Gara looks so good in the telephone video.

999
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,760
Speaker 3: I have really good caption etics.

1000
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 5: Look at that well you're pushing it out right. Oh

1001
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,399
Speaker 5: no you're not. Damn they look really good.

1002
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 2: Fuck no, I am they got I was twenty three

1003
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:03,879
Speaker 2: years old in that video.

1004
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: Whoa Yeah, you're really was twenty three?

1005
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 3: Damn shit in telephone?

1006
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 1: In telephone? How about Judas?

1007
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 3: No, this isn't her she was She was like twenty seven,

1008
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 3: and Judas she better have been twenty seven, and Judas

1009
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 3: she's probably twenty six. Damn. They were young as fuck.

1010
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: I hate this.

1011
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 3: That is crazy. I always saw them and I thought

1012
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 3: they were like thirty eight years old in those videos,

1013
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 3: but like.

1014
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: Okay, she was twenty five.

1015
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 2: Fuck damn okay, so I have a year.

1016
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 1: I have a year.

1017
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 2: Hurry up, I'm already late because the way she looked

1018
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 2: in telephone, I'm not there.

1019
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 3: They were grown as fuck. Like they looked grown as fun.

1020
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 4: I know.

1021
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 2: That's that's something I always think about, Like obviously I

1022
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 2: look like an adult, but like, why am I not

1023
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 2: serving that? Like?

1024
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: But you know what's crazy is I met to some people. No,

1025
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,720
Speaker 1: to some people, I am.

1026
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 3: Serving, Lady g Gay, some people I am serving.

1027
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am like serving, like like literally look at

1028
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 2: my frumpy ass right now. I'm like I'm serving, like

1029
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 2: like my fucking ugly ass shirt and jeans.

1030
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm like serving.

1031
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 3: It's giving Gaga.

1032
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 2: Also, I met Frumpy as in my frumpy clothing. Don't

1033
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 2: take my words out of context, you bitch.

1034
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 3: Damn.

1035
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry.

1036
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,959
Speaker 2: That's like not on you, like I maybe like maybe

1037
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 2: that's me psych You're a fucking bitch and I fucking

1038
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 2: hate you.

1039
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 3: Holy shit, man.

1040
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: Fucking comfort shit.

1041
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 2: I'll fucking kill you, Motherfuckerum.

1042
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 3: Okay, let's read this one. I was laying down in

1043
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 3: bed with my eyes closed, awake, and all of a sudden,

1044
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 3: you get this very real feeling memory slash flashback to

1045
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 3: preschool of me biting a kid, flipping him off, then

1046
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 3: building a fort out of big red cardboard bricks, and

1047
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:49,720
Speaker 3: then I had the audacity to cry.

1048
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 2: Okay, that's literally everybody who's like, I just made a

1049
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 2: song and then they start saying that with a guitar.

1050
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: Like a b I had a dream I was in

1051
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: prett I.

1052
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 3: Just started crying.

1053
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 2: What was that thought that you wrote down? Is that

1054
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 2: like you just woke up?

1055
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,879
Speaker 3: And I literally have no idea where that came from.

1056
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 3: It was it was supposed to be in last episodes,

1057
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 3: but I didn't read it. Because I read it and

1058
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck is this and then

1059
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,439
Speaker 3: I was just like, I read it. Now I've grown enough.

1060
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 2: Since then, my I grow every day. That's the thing.

1061
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 2: That's what no one wants to talk about, is my

1062
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 2: growth every day, specifically in my boot breast area.

1063
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 3: Don't fuck touch them. Don't touch them.

1064
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: They're off limits.

1065
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 2: This is going to be the last episode in this kitchen.

1066
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 5: For a while.

1067
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been growing down in the past six months.

1068
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 3: I feel like I grew up, hit the peak, and

1069
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 3: now I'm like at like a dead cat bounce. Kind

1070
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 3: of those are stock terms if you really needed to know,

1071
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 3: invest your money, and ironically, though, invest your.

1072
00:50:55,920 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 2: Money nothing is because I was thinking about like money

1073
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 2: investing the other day and I was like, dude, what's crazy?

1074
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 2: Is like all of that could crash and then what

1075
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 2: I just have to like be like, damn, I tried.

1076
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 3: It's only gone up for the last one hundred years.

1077
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 1: Only I just don't.

1078
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 2: Believe in anything, Like I'm not kidding. You can't explain

1079
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 2: it to me.

1080
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: I don't believe in it. So he kai agrees with me.

1081
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: Been reality pilled.

1082
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,720
Speaker 3: Make your money work for you. You can make seven

1083
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 3: point five percent compound interest on your investments. Look put

1084
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 3: if you put like five k in. Now by the

1085
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 3: time you're sixty five, let's say low seven points. What

1086
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 3: if I die then you try.

1087
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 1: To do they get to keep that money?

1088
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 3: No, it's your money, so it goes to like whoever

1089
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 3: you want it to.

1090
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: But I don't think my family would know how to

1091
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: get that out of there.

1092
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 3: They could probably figure it out.

1093
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: I think they'll be too busy morning the death of that.

1094
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 3: I'm just saying. Financially, I invest in that.

1095
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 1: That's what I invest in.

1096
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 3: Never mind, Okay, Jesus fucking Christ, none of my.

1097
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 1: Masters and Jesus H. Christ.

1098
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 2: Where does the age come from? Like have you heard

1099
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 2: someone say that before, like Jesus age Christ.

1100
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 5: Have you heard it's for holiday? It's for like the

1101
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 5: holiday Christmas, Jesus Holiday Christmas.

1102
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 2: I looked it up and somewhere it said that his

1103
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 2: middle name was Harold. But also that's not real Harold

1104
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 2: is Jesus Harold Christ.

1105
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 5: I feel like Harold wasn't a name yet at that point.

1106
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that dropped in like twenty ten.

1107
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, well the Bible is fake. Oh, the truth is

1108
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 3: the only truth.

1109
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,280
Speaker 2: Wait what now you're denouncing like everything but the truth.

1110
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 3: Where the fuck is the age. What is the age means?

1111
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: I looked it up, I couldn't find it.

1112
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 2: I hate that Google shows you fucking I've said this before.

1113
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 2: I think everything I say, I've repeated it, and I

1114
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck fuck you just I hate that

1115
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,720
Speaker 2: Google shows you shit from like nineteen seventeen and fucking

1116
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 2: fifteen BC now, like I don't need to know what

1117
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 2: the fuck bitches thought was the answer to this question

1118
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,839
Speaker 2: in nineteen fourteen, Like.

1119
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 3: I don't need to know.

1120
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 2: I need to know what bitches in twenty twenty two

1121
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,240
Speaker 2: think the answer is because those are people.

1122
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 1: Living in my reality.

1123
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 2: I don't know what they were doing in nineteen oh one, like,

1124
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 2: and you know what, more importantly, I don't give a

1125
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 2: fuck And fuck the Beatles?

1126
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh did you see that thing.

1127
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 2: That I was like, someone's like, and then when we

1128
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 2: enter like the thirtieth century, like there would no more

1129
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 2: of the Beatles will be alive. And then someone quoted

1130
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 2: it with and the music was still playing over and

1131
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: they were.

1132
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 3: Like, fucking the Beatles really did trans that, they really

1133
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 3: did transform you.

1134
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

1135
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 2: Because I'm not listening, I'm not listening.

1136
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 3: Godotline from the Beatles to Ye, like I don't. There's

1137
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 3: no connection, Like genuinely you have to go.

1138
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: Through so many artists to get to that that it's.

1139
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 3: Like, actually they Playboy CARDI did for music is what

1140
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 3: people think the Beatles did. And I actually believe that, and.

1141
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: I wholeheartedly believe that.

1142
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 2: Like could the Beatles make international players Anthem?

1143
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 3: No? Could the Beatles make Dark k make Yesterday?

1144
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1145
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:29,839
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1146
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,240
Speaker 2: And if they if they dumped it, because like that's cheating.

1147
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 2: Could the Beatles you didn't even.

1148
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: Make that up?

1149
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 3: Could the Beatles make Dark Paradise?

1150
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: No?

1151
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 3: Absolutely not? But could Lana? I actually can't name the Beatles.

1152
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, bathroom Window.

1153
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:48,879
Speaker 3: Is that a Beatles song?

1154
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 1: Yes?

1155
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 5: Bathroom Windows? Yeah?

1156
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 3: What Tom through the bathroom Window?

1157
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: Is that it? Or she broke out of the bathroom window.

1158
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 6: I know there's a Beatles show she came in through

1159
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 6: the bathroom Window.

1160
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: Guys, such a long title.

1161
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 3: All the Beatles names.

1162
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:11,879
Speaker 2: They're so progressive they weren't taken into account the size

1163
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 2: of the iPhone screen because that title is what that

1164
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 2: is so real? Like if they're if they're so like

1165
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 2: ahead of the curve. Why didn't they take the streaming platforms.

1166
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 3: Into the count And yeah, that is so real, Like

1167
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 3: it's even like real for like YouTube video titles, like everything,

1168
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,319
Speaker 3: every sentence is getting shorter to fit on the iPhone. Yeah,

1169
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 3: that is crazy, your mind blew my back out. What

1170
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,280
Speaker 3: are they all named? Because there's one there's one beatle

1171
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 3: that makes really good music with his wife.

1172
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 6: Oh it's John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Star, George Harrison,

1173
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,359
Speaker 6: Aubrey Graham, and then Pete Best was.

1174
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 3: Wait, Drake was a Beatle.

1175
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 1: Way Pete Best, who is that?

1176
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 6: Pete Best is a guy that like was in it

1177
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,720
Speaker 6: and then I think you got kicked out.

1178
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 3: Or he left imagine fumbling the bag like that.

1179
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 2: I would actually kill Yes, Drake was in the Drake

1180
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 2: was in the Beatles and then left and then was

1181
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 2: frozen in time because he was like the time like

1182
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 2: it is not like the way I want it to

1183
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 2: be right now, Like y'all are low key behind and

1184
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 2: I'll let you do what you need to do so

1185
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 2: that later on I can like pick up the torch

1186
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 2: and like keep it moving.

1187
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 3: There was John Lennon and.

1188
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 1: The Ringo star that's not a name.

1189
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 3: That's literally a dog.

1190
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: That's not his birth name. That's two first names for

1191
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: a dog. My dog's Ringo and Star.

1192
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 3: I have made We're gonna get in ass jokes that

1193
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 3: y'all literally just have to ignore. But they're hearing them

1194
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 3: and they're like, wow, you have an advanced brain. I

1195
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 3: remember I got.

1196
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 2: A really real argument with somebody over the Beatles publicly

1197
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 2: on Twitter, and I'm like still friends with them, but

1198
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 2: it's just really funny. It was like such a real argument.

1199
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,919
Speaker 2: It was like a really real argument.

1200
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 1: Like literally, it was such a real argument.

1201
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,479
Speaker 2: It moved to d MS because this person was so

1202
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 2: pissed at me, like making jokes about it.

1203
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 3: I have to find this focus on stuff like that.

1204
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 5: Is it, Paul.

1205
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 2: McCartney, You know where your head is, That it's up

1206
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 2: yours and you need to take it out.

1207
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 5: I thought you were going to say we're on the

1208
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 5: same page.

1209
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 2: No, that's what I was gonna say, Like we were

1210
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 2: on the same page if you couldn't fucking read and

1211
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: you're not following along correctly, and I've already moved on

1212
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 2: three pages later.

1213
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 5: I'm so fucking stupid.

1214
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, it's ram On Thank You. Ram by Paul

1215
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 3: McCartney and Linda McCartney is a really good album. Specifically

1216
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 3: the song ram On ram On mm hmmmmmmm.

1217
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 1: I was thinking of a different song. Its like ram

1218
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 1: on and.

1219
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 5: Copyright.

1220
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: The thing is the girl, this is not this is

1221
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: not true.

1222
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 5: What does that mean?

1223
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: This isn't monetized anyway.

1224
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 2: We're acting like we're like, oh, we gotta cut that

1225
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 2: so we can get monetized.

1226
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 1: But the thing is like, I'll leave it here.

1227
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 2: The Beatles are good, but like chill out, bitch, we

1228
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 2: have TikTok now, like now we have too many people

1229
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 2: making music if I'm gonna be real.

1230
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 3: But that is another conversation for another time.

1231
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 2: But that's like they're good, but damn, bitch, that's the

1232
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 2: hell you're gonna die on.

1233
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 3: That the fuck.

1234
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,479
Speaker 2: I guess a lot of people it's like nostalgic bass,

1235
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 2: Like we're listening.

1236
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 3: To it the only people making like actually real music

1237
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 3: and waves in the industry. And I genuinely believe this

1238
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 3: is me and Kai and our DJ side.

1239
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 1: You're not making music literally.

1240
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 3: Tomorrow, we're djaying tomorrow.

1241
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 5: When this comes out, it'll be.

1242
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: Today that Boney is playing in Miami.

1243
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 5: Oh, I was just gonna promote our show again.

1244
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: You're like you're like thirsty, like you like need like

1245
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 1: neat to say.

1246
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 5: It's a really big night for us.

1247
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 1: Some people watching.

1248
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 2: This are going to the Bad Bunny concert in Miami tonight,

1249
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 2: and let's just say I'll be there.

1250
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 5: Damn, Drew, what the fuck do that again? That's crazy.

1251
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 5: I'm noting, No, you are. Actually there's real.

1252
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: Muscle that you turned so red.

1253
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 3: I know I have real muscle.

1254
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 5: You're developing a hemorrhid.

1255
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 3: Like me exploding the vein in my arm and it

1256
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 3: shoots up into my brain and they have an aneurysm

1257
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 3: and die.

1258
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 5: I came until I can see you like shirtless, and

1259
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 5: I can just see the whole.

1260
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is there anything?

1261
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 5: There's so much definition for me.

1262
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 1: Raandma say it with a son. You know you won't

1263
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 1: be with playing with them singing for the rhythm. Everybody

1264
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: know I'm the venom.

1265
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 2: And the thing is, since I don't know the song,

1266
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is the first

1267
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 2: song I've heard of sing correctly.

1268
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 3: I said everywhere wrong. Okay, let's tap into some media.

1269
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what.

1270
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not this week, not today, have I.

1271
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: Been listening for an hour? That's how much I care

1272
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: about you guys.

1273
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 3: My hair looks like what is the late Alana del

1274
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 3: Rey's song Ballerina Ballerina Disaster, Queen of Disaster? That leak

1275
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 3: is simply Manna's best song she's ever made. That's actually

1276
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 3: not true, but if she put that song out, it

1277
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 3: would have been a chart topping masterpiece. It's so good.

1278
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 3: But that song, Queen of Disaster? What else? What else

1279
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 3: we got? Am I A kay? What was the am

1280
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 3: I A song you showed me that was really fucking good?

1281
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 5: Like x R two x or two.

1282
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I listened to x R two. Bamboo Banga is

1283
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 3: really fucking good. That whole album is just like perfect,

1284
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 3: like you can't tell me otherwise. And then and you

1285
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 3: put on some ny R D in the car. It's

1286
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 3: specifically their like self titled album No One Ever Really

1287
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 3: Dies and that ship is fucking awesome, and we were

1288
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 3: taking we have that conversation where you're like, people hate

1289
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 3: it on this album for literally no fucking reason, like

1290
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 3: it is so good, and I think I don't know

1291
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 3: if it's as good, like it's as good as their

1292
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 3: other albums to me, But I don't know if it

1293
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 3: was as revolutionary as their other albums were.

1294
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 2: I would think so though, because like the reason we

1295
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 2: even listened to that is because we were listening to

1296
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 2: Hug Me and I.

1297
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 3: Was like, this so fun.

1298
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, this beat is.

1299
01:01:56,160 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 2: Literally a beat that Pharrell didn't use on that NYRD album.

1300
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:03,160
Speaker 2: And it literally is like if you listen to it,

1301
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 2: it sounds like it was made within the same time

1302
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 2: brain and they were made within the same timeframe. And

1303
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, this like this is such a

1304
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 2: loved song right now, but it literally is. Tyler actually

1305
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 2: has like a really good a quote where he was

1306
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:20,040
Speaker 2: talking about music and he was like, nowadays, everybody wants

1307
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 2: so badly to say like if something was good or

1308
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 2: bad and like leave it there. No one wants to

1309
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 2: talk about like why they like it, how it makes

1310
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 2: them feel like all this shit. It's literally just like

1311
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 2: this sucks, it's not what I wanted. I don't like it,

1312
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 2: or it's like this is good, it's everything, this is

1313
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 2: a new thing.

1314
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 1: I love it. But like, literally, songs can grow on you.

1315
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:42,439
Speaker 3: Songs hit I fall victim to that so often, where

1316
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 3: like yeah, so like I listened to an album and

1317
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, this shit sucks, and I don't listen to

1318
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 3: it for three months, and then I come back and

1319
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, wait, this album is actually really fucking awesome,

1320
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 3: and I just don't give it a chance on the

1321
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 3: first listen because it's not what I'm used to. And

1322
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 3: I do that literally with every single album. Yeah. The

1323
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,120
Speaker 3: only album recently that I listened to first time and

1324
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is fucking great was Beyonce

1325
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 3: is Renaissance, Like I love that album.

1326
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 5: Did.

1327
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. I do it all the time too.

1328
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 3: Also, But I'm highest.

1329
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:16,479
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something I fully forgot. Well, shit,

1330
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Speaker 1: I forgot.

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Speaker 2: I went to go drink water and I literally like

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Speaker 2: I swallowed the thought.

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Speaker 1: It was like at the tip of my tongue.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I like, oh, I'm gonna say Also, you

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Speaker 2: don't have to like love everything. You can like something

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Speaker 2: that maybe isn't like this Cuddy fucking masterpiece and just

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Speaker 2: listen to it because you like it and it makes

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Speaker 2: you feel good.

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Speaker 1: Stop I'm white here.

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Speaker 2: You do this to me all the time, like you're

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Speaker 2: a fucking slut. Like I didn't know I was marrying

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Speaker 2: someone who was for.

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Speaker 1: The People show them, show them, show them what you

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Speaker 1: did in your mouth.

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Speaker 2: You're embarrassed. No, not that, what is on your lip?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, your mind, bitch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So stop giving yourself.

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Speaker 2: Away forever and always doesn't feel like it most of

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Speaker 2: the time.

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Speaker 3: But the only reason I do that is because I

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Speaker 3: don't get it from you. Well, because don't give what

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Speaker 3: you're supposed to give to me.

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Speaker 1: No, we'll have those conversations some other time, because you're pison.

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Speaker 3: Let's have it now. No, they don't, let's have it now.

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Speaker 1: They don't mean to say no.

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Speaker 3: They are are everything. They deserve to see it.

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Speaker 1: They have to see the good in the bad.

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Speaker 7: Li.

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Speaker 1: My media of the week.

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Speaker 2: Is automatic by Hikaru Utada Shorty Shorty by Extreme still

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Speaker 2: listening to Madonna so good.

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Speaker 1: I've just been listening to a lot of old Bata and.

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Speaker 2: Because it reminds me of being a child and having

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Speaker 2: no worries and being able to run around not on

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Speaker 2: the outside by Sylvia I repeat all the way, Uh, huh.

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Speaker 3: What the one you just said? I haven't heard this.

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Speaker 2: And then I've been listening to Cupid the Locke, which

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Speaker 2: I've said before, and uh nineteen seventy nine.

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Speaker 3: Oh I Love nineteen seventy five.

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Speaker 2: They're So Good No nineteen seventy nine by the Smashing Pumpkins.

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Speaker 3: True m.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and I've just been that's it. That's honestly it.

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Speaker 2: And then other songs that are on rotation are just

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Speaker 2: like the classics, like.

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Speaker 3: The usual for me a simple classics. What are in rotation? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Just Steve Lacey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been listening to that Steve Lacy album.

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Speaker 1: Still Cody freestyle.

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Speaker 5: Well con texted me. Oh my gosh, so.

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Speaker 1: Let's do Oh, oh my god, Oh my god. He's here.

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Speaker 1: He's here.

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Speaker 3: You just said that he's here, always been here, he

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01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:09,800
Speaker 3: was here the whole time, and I've been here for

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Speaker 3: fifty eight weeks. You need to leave, kay. Did you

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Speaker 3: see that the video that I sent you as walking

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Speaker 3: into Clendestina, which one the one that I sent you, oh.

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Speaker 5: With like the guys doing calisthenics?

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Speaker 3: Yes, or like that's us in the middle mm hmm

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Speaker 3: acro James, Okay, Okay, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: God.

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Speaker 3: No, but actually I just thank you so much for everything.

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Speaker 3: And ironically though, no, for real, for for real, for real,

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Speaker 3: for real.

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Speaker 5: And my media of the week is

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Speaker 2: Sh