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Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject his drawers were under the driver's seat.

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Speaker 2: It's draws, not drawers. Draws are smart. What I said,

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Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband is somewhat of a hoarder

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Speaker 1: and a pack rat. He can't seem to let go

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Speaker 1: of anything from his past. I mean nothing. We've been

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Speaker 1: married for five years and it's getting worse. My husband

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Speaker 1: comes in the back door from work and starts taking

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Speaker 1: his clothes off. When I get home, I pick up

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Speaker 1: behind him. If I didn't, the clothes would stay on

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Speaker 1: the floor. Keep all of that in mind, because there's

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Speaker 1: an issue that I want to run by you guys

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Speaker 1: and see if you can shed any light on what's

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Speaker 1: going on. Two days ago, I had to run to

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Speaker 1: the store, so I jumped in my husband's car. I

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Speaker 1: had on slides and I kept feeling some fabric hitting

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Speaker 1: the back of my foot. When I reached down, I

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Speaker 1: pulled a worn pair of boxers from underneath the driver's seat.

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Speaker 1: I left them in a car when I got home

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Speaker 1: and told him to go get them. It didn't FaZe

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Speaker 1: me then because I was distracted with our two year

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Speaker 1: old that was sick. Later that night, I carved out

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Speaker 1: time to drill him about what happened earlier. He said

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Speaker 1: he got hot while he was driving, and he slid

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Speaker 1: his drawers off and put them under his seat instead

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Speaker 1: of putting them in the passenger seat. He said, by

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Speaker 1: the time he got home, he forgot about them. I

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Speaker 1: them away. Now this is the same man that never

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Speaker 1: likes to throw anything away, but he expects me to

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Speaker 1: believe he put them in the trash. I couldn't find

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Speaker 1: them in any garbage cans in the house or out back.

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Speaker 1: Later that night, I threw the rest of his drawers

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Speaker 1: in a garbage bag and put them in my car.

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Speaker 1: Trunk since it's too hot to wear drawers. I figured

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Speaker 1: he didn't need them. He still won't tell me the truth,

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Speaker 1: and he bought new drawers. What's really going on here? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: but this is crazy and your husband, really, your husband

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Speaker 1: should be ashamed he told you that because it was

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Speaker 1: a very bad lie, a very very bad lie, like

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Speaker 1: the worst lie ever. It was insulting. There could be

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Speaker 1: a couple of reasons to take your underwear off in

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Speaker 1: I don't know sex in the car, but who takes

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Speaker 1: them off in the car and puts them under the

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Speaker 1: seat because it's hot. That's what he told you all

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Speaker 1: the while he's driving, That's what he said. Now, that's

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Speaker 1: why his life made no sense. Where were his pants

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Speaker 1: when all this was going down? Does he expect us

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Speaker 1: to believe he was driving, took his underwear off, and

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Speaker 1: then he was driving naked? I mean, does this make

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Speaker 1: sense to you that this is so ridiculous? He did

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Speaker 1: tell the truth about one thing. I'll say that he

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Speaker 1: forgot about his underwear under the seat and he left

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Speaker 1: them in the car. That was the truth. Whatever he

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Speaker 1: the first place, is the truth, Like maybe he was

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Speaker 1: having sex in the car. He had sex in the

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Speaker 1: never going to tell you the truth. You'll have to

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Speaker 1: draw your own conclusions. What do you think, Steve.

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Speaker 2: Let's just get to the letter, because I don't need

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Speaker 2: to go through all this. You're talking about your husband's

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Speaker 2: a hoarder and say everything and all that that come

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Speaker 2: in from the back door and take his clothes off

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Speaker 2: to keep all that in mind because there's an issue

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Speaker 2: you can shed some light on what's going see here,

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Speaker 2: not here what I come in at, because what I

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Speaker 2: am is an expert on light shedding. See I shed

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Speaker 2: light better than anybody because I look at all angles

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Speaker 2: and potential angles. Well, you had to run to the store,

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Speaker 2: so you jumped in your husband's car. You had on

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Speaker 2: of your foot. When I reached down, I pulled a

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Speaker 2: one pair of boxes from underneath the driver a seat.

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Speaker 2: You left them in the car and you got home

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Speaker 2: year old that was six. Now here we go later

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Speaker 2: that night. This is how they do it, fellus. Later

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Speaker 2: that had night. I carved out time to drill him.

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Speaker 2: This is what I hate about women. They carve out

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Speaker 2: time to drill us. Oh God, I feel for this man.

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Speaker 2: What about what happened earlier? Is what he said? He

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Speaker 2: said he got hot while he was driving, and he

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Speaker 2: instead of putting them in the passenger seat. Or are

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Speaker 2: you listen to me? You have any idea how hard

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Speaker 2: it is to slide your drawers off? Why are you driving?

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Speaker 2: Do you know how hard it is to get your

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Speaker 2: draws off sitting on the edge of the be You

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Speaker 2: know hard it is? And get your draws off sitting

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Speaker 2: in your office? Chill? Do you know how hard it

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Speaker 2: is to take your drawers off at the damn doctor's office?

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Speaker 2: It's hard to get your draws off. Now, let me

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Speaker 2: tell you what makes this so hard?

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Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, Steve.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll hold on. But you do know that we

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Speaker 2: know there's a staring wheel over there too.

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Speaker 1: Yes, were his pants. All right, we'll have part two

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Speaker 1: the hour. Today's Strawberry letter. Subject his drawers were under

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Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on,

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Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is his drawers

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Speaker 1: were under the driver's seat.

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Speaker 2: This woman gets in her husband's car, taking the baby somewhere.

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Speaker 2: The baby sick. I guess I don't know going to

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Speaker 2: see this. She got on some flip flops. She feels

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Speaker 2: some fabric hitting her foot. She reached up under there

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Speaker 2: and it's a pair of boxer draws. She ain't got

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Speaker 2: no time to deal with that because the babysick. Later

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Speaker 2: on that night, she carves out time to drill him.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, told him that there's a pair of

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Speaker 2: drawers in the car, so he went out there and

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Speaker 2: got him. Later on, she says, explain to me why

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Speaker 2: a pair of one boxes was under your seat. He said,

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Speaker 2: let me get this right. He said he got hot

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Speaker 2: while he was driving and slid his drawers off and

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Speaker 2: put him under his seat. Fight boy, let me tell

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Speaker 2: you how hard that he is to do. This is

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Speaker 2: not really doable, okay, so let's stop this now. The

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Speaker 2: only way to get your draws off while you drive

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Speaker 2: is you have to have a knife. The only way

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Speaker 2: let me explain to you how it's done. You've got

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Speaker 2: seam straight up to your belly button into the fabric pot.

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Speaker 2: Now that's one leg you got to make that same cut.

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Speaker 2: Put the knife down in between your body and your drawers.

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Speaker 2: Get to tip of that blade down there by the

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Speaker 2: end of your drawers. Punch up snake an other slick.

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Speaker 2: Now is the only way you can tag him draws off.

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Speaker 2: Why are you driving? Your problem is ain't no cuts

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Speaker 2: on them draws, which means you stepped out of them

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Speaker 2: somehow because the draws was intact. What you should have

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Speaker 2: said was I was using the drawers as a rag.

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Speaker 2: They was going out. I didn't want them no more.

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Speaker 2: So you got to wipe off because you just sliding

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Speaker 2: out them drawers while you're driving. Every man listening to

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Speaker 2: this is trying to figure out how he did that.

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Speaker 2: Why are you driving now? What makes it doubly hard

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Speaker 2: is you usually have on your pants hands. But now

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Speaker 2: let me explore this one level deeper. You know how

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Speaker 2: hot you got to be to take your damn draws

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Speaker 2: shirt on you. Dog, I done took my shoes off

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Speaker 2: because my feet was too hot. But dog, once your

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Speaker 2: ass is hot, it's bad time in the car driving naked. Brother.

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Speaker 2: So at one point while you driving, after you slide

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Speaker 2: don't know how long you can take it. And they

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Speaker 2: don't do for little seats no more. Uh huh, your

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Speaker 2: ass is really hot now because skilled against lever and

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Speaker 2: you don't have one of them calls where they had

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Speaker 2: heater and a seat cooler. You don't seem like that

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Speaker 2: just tell this. I can't even really help you out

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Speaker 2: of this one down. Now, lady, let me help you

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Speaker 2: understand the probability of a man taking his draws off

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Speaker 2: while he driving a slim to damn near none. Do

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Speaker 2: you know how hot it would have to be. I

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Speaker 2: Besides my assws used to being hot. There's one area

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Speaker 2: most heat. That area down now is a heat conductory

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Speaker 2: designed to conduct heat. That's the line right, especially the

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Speaker 2: It is so hot down there. If you put a

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Speaker 2: there two oh five at all time. You can cook

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Speaker 2: a whole hoffle down there. I'm telling you what I know.

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Speaker 2: You can come up and do a brisket on the

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Speaker 2: shoulder down there if you slide it and the crackers go.

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Speaker 2: But you could actually kill our hem down there. That's

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Speaker 2: how hot it is down there. It is oven hotte.

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Speaker 2: You can make bacon down there. You can do biscuits

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Speaker 2: but you can actually bake a biscuit. If you can

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Speaker 2: get it in the cracker, you're behard. That's how hot

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Speaker 2: whole life. It ain't got so hot you to take

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Speaker 2: your draws off. It is a heat conducted down there.

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Speaker 2: It is a bunny. Why they call it your buns

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Speaker 2: because it's been down there cooking.

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