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Speaker 3: I can hear the PS five getting wet always no,

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Speaker 2: It was like they use a ball of doe to

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Speaker 2: They recreated biscuit ball in a way which I'm a

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Speaker 4: To me, it felt like a real betrayal.

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Speaker 2: And you realize like, oh, we're all fighting each other

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Speaker 5: Right, Well, the fat cats do, like you know, wrangle

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Speaker 5: Now now it's like we got it's like, oh, so

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Speaker 1: And so like the Biscuit became like.

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Speaker 1: This is not how this.

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Speaker 3: This podcast company that's my girlfriend boyfriend is not is

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Speaker 2: I'm being used by my girlfriend boyfriend the podcast company

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Speaker 1: For what a little money? Money? Well that feels cheap.

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Speaker 5: What was the last strong At what point did you say,

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Speaker 3: Like the last draw and thank you for it was

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Speaker 1: He said, you have no idea how I feel. Oh

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Speaker 6: No guys?

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Speaker 7: You guys?

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Speaker 8: Like?

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Speaker 7: It hurt because I had a promise to work in

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Speaker 1: Birds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they took all the gas out, gave the keys

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Speaker 1: Sucks.

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Speaker 5: Wow did you say dogs? Dog?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Why did you say dogs? Why are you saying dogs?

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Speaker 5: They took my dog too? Oh god?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god? And the dog driver I thought.

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Speaker 5: You were saying. I thought that we had gone so

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Speaker 5: Here, we are surviving in a new world. Serious sex

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Speaker 3: Ye office chairs always way more chairs than people that

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Speaker 2: A lot of chairs, A lot of chairs, but nice

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Speaker 5: Right stands to reason. Did you get your shoes?

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Speaker 1: Did I get? Oh? Yeah, I got my shoe, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: other shoe, yeah, but not my size and I won't

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Speaker 5: for those who don't know if you didn't get to

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Speaker 3: It's not like we have added new people, and obviously

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Speaker 1: Drew.

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Speaker 3: So you don't have to explain like they're ever many

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Speaker 5: Of course, Okay, never met the Gooseman, did.

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Speaker 1: We meet the gooseman. Sehn, no, no.

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Speaker 5: Handbug hand. So what's your new reality?

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about it. Let's get into it where all

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Speaker 3: We're we're driving on.

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Speaker 1: We for very mm hmm.

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Speaker 5: Can we just what the fuck is the chive? What

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Speaker 3: It's is it? The chivee is for mad lads?

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Speaker 2: But if you're if you're a mad lad, go ahead

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Speaker 5: Because I've been in bars that has the Chive TV

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Speaker 1: And they have smoke shows. Don't forget smoke show.

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Speaker 5: Do they have smoke shows?

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Speaker 1: I have smoke shows. Animal that has big balls.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm, that's fine, big way dude perfect, dude perfect?

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Speaker 1: Do perfect? They have dude perfect?

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Speaker 2: You know I want to see somebody throw a frisbee,

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Speaker 2: you know, from up high?

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yes, I's got you covered.

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Speaker 2: Please, I need to hear your answer. Yes, if I'm

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Speaker 1: I could use new shoe part.

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Speaker 3: And then we say, have a set down right here,

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Speaker 3: and you watch us artisanally assemble new shoe for you,

450
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Speaker 3: and we're being so funny.

451
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Speaker 4: Crafted to your specifications.

452
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Speaker 2: Yes, every podcast we make has essentially been commissioned by

453
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Speaker 2: a wealthy benefactor, and we are crafting it exactly to

454
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Speaker 2: their needs and desires. So, like this episode, Dave Holmes,

455
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 2: somebody wanted to hear you get real about Earwolf. They

456
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 2: even wanted to hear you put your dog in a crate. Now,

457
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Speaker 2: I'm not going to speculate on whether that is sexual

458
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Speaker 2: for them or not, because you know that it is,

459
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 2: and there's no need to speculate on it. We can

460
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Speaker 2: say with certainty that this is some sort of sexual

461
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Speaker 2: experience for one of our listeners who has paid modest

462
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Speaker 2: some to hear us record this episode with you.

463
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Speaker 5: It is I think in actual life it is there

464
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Speaker 5: is someone. Oh yeah, if and Finn could hear this,

465
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Speaker 5: he would bark because that and that's what we're saying.

466
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Speaker 3: To believe, that's what Sean just said, and it's it

467
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Speaker 3: is real.

468
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Is that an elliptical behind you? Sean?

469
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Speaker 4: You know I got the elliptical back there.

470
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to shed some of these quarantine pounds,

471
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Speaker 2: aren't we all?

472
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Speaker 1: Are we all involved.

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Speaker 8: With this louder for the people in the back, And

474
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Speaker 8: it's true, I should, I should speak up, but uh, yeah,

475
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Speaker 8: I got the elliptical there.

476
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Speaker 1: It's a soul.

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Speaker 5: Nice got the twenty five ye features including.

478
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Speaker 2: A couple of different programs you can punch in on there. Great,

479
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Speaker 2: I'm I'm usually clicking fat burn.

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Speaker 7: Sure.

481
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Speaker 3: My issue is you know when I I've like done

482
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Speaker 3: the ellipticals and it's like really got me in shape,

483
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Speaker 3: but then I've started walking around like that You're signing

484
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Speaker 3: my feet along the ground and also you're pumping arms

485
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Speaker 3: are pupping in the air, and my pumping car just

486
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Speaker 3: kind of moving in that.

487
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Speaker 1: Uh, like I'm walking on the base of a circle.

488
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Speaker 2: Just like a looping kind of arc, like an like

489
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Speaker 2: a low oval.

490
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And that's fun.

491
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Speaker 5: You don't need equipment for that. That's cheap. You can

492
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Speaker 5: do it anytime anyplace.

493
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Speaker 1: That's and then the world case I disagree.

494
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Speaker 3: I well, no, I mean like I'm getting a great

495
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Speaker 3: shake because I'm elliptically around the city.

496
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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

497
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Speaker 3: But the way people look, the way people try to

498
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Speaker 3: hit me with their car because they think it's helping me.

499
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Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, Well they know, they go, oh, here's a

500
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Speaker 4: fitness freak.

501
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Speaker 3: I think they think I'm in like enough trouble that

502
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Speaker 3: the only solution at that boy, is to get you

503
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Speaker 3: to a hospital, is to take me out. That a

504
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 3: medical emergency would be preferable to what you are dealing

505
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Speaker 3: with just wandering around. But here's what we want to get.

506
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 3: So we've got this and think and Dave is moving on,

507
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Speaker 3: Homophilia is moving on.

508
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Speaker 5: We have moved where we're at. We're with World of

509
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Speaker 5: Wonder now, the World of Wonder podcast network. That's a

510
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 5: nice name.

511
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Speaker 1: It is a nice, nice none of the scary.

512
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Speaker 5: It's a wall dog you. Yeah, no, this is fun

513
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Speaker 5: wonder Joy.

514
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Speaker 1: Or yunkie headgum? What is that earwax? What is that

515
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Speaker 1: head gum? World of Wonder.

516
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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah yeah they do.

517
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Speaker 1: I'm fair old ship.

518
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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, it's not like you. Okay, it's just gonna

519
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 5: it's gonna delight you. Yeah, yeah, they do. They're mostly

520
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 5: TV production company, but they're kind of starting to do

521
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 5: podcasts and stuff too, and they they have connected to

522
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 5: their offices in Hollywood. There's like a theater which they

523
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 5: took over and like opened on May first or March

524
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 5: first of twenty twenty, so like it has just been

525
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Speaker 5: sitting there, but it will eventually become an event space

526
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Speaker 5: and we'll get to do some live shows that turn

527
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 5: into fucking dance parties and we're gonna we're gonna go town.

528
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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what you do with that space.

529
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 2: That's trouble yep, come on out, oh damn.

530
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Speaker 5: Dance costumes, lights.

531
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Speaker 2: Enjoy the piece, and you have it, neighbors, because this

532
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Speaker 2: the space is going to be.

533
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Speaker 3: So this is great for us. First of all, this

534
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 3: is what we're doing too. We're doing the exact same thing.

535
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,880
Speaker 3: We're gonna dance as well.

536
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 2: We're dancing to Uh, now, what are you doing? I

537
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 2: just said, we're gonna comparing to dance. What we're doing

538
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 2: really is is limbering up for what should be.

539
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 4: A pretty big dance that we end up doing.

540
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Speaker 2: Okay, in the meantime, we do have to provide something

541
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Speaker 2: some other kind.

542
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Speaker 3: Of content, and it's like what you were saying, which

543
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 3: is we are actually TV as well.

544
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: Dude, Oh what's happening right now? Oh think about that.

545
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, think about that.

546
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 5: This is TV, This is good TV.

547
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Speaker 1: Mm hmm. But this is what we need help with, Dave.

548
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, your foundation, your start was on camera, Yes,

549
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 3: you were bringing it.

550
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: You're the host, yes, Dave's a host.

551
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 3: This we've we've we've obviously like worked in visual formats before,

552
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,479
Speaker 3: but never in this context where we're like, we are

553
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 3: the host and it's just face the face show, right,

554
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 3: And that's how you described it when you were, uh,

555
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 3: when when you were hosting this is the face show.

556
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 3: Yeah in business, let me do the face show. Yeah,

557
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 3: come one, come out of the face show.

558
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 5: Yeah. Everybody gather around in front of my face for

559
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 5: the face show.

560
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 2: So my friends for the show that never ends, the

561
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Speaker 2: face show, And shoun.

562
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Speaker 3: We see like we've been trying different things. There's a

563
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 3: little confusion about like how to make this good at all.

564
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been struggling with that. In particular. I know

565
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 2: that even making it a little bit good has been

566
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Speaker 2: rather elusive goal for me.

567
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: I have managed to make it.

568
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Speaker 2: Not good, which I understand is the first step. Every

569
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Speaker 2: actually I have been single step. I've been told actually

570
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Speaker 2: that it might not be okay, And that's discouraging for

571
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Speaker 2: me because that was really the only positive I had

572
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Speaker 2: to hold on to at this stage where I was

573
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Speaker 2: for a long time, I was just not doing it,

574
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 2: didn't do anything.

575
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Speaker 3: That is actually kind of the first step is not

576
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 3: doing it. Yeah, I mean you have to not do

577
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 3: it first.

578
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 2: And then I've started doing it making it not good,

579
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 2: dabbled in making it very bad. Would love to somehow

580
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 2: move forward towards making it a little good. And Hayes

581
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 2: has actually been talking about down the road ten fifteen

582
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Speaker 2: years from now.

583
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: Making it very good.

584
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 5: Okay, you set a goal. What was very bad talking to.

585
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: Let's think, Uh, well, A lot of times I would

586
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 2: just when we started using the camera, I didn't totally

587
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 2: understand where it was or how it worked, so it

588
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 2: would just kind of be up you know, up my

589
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: up my nose, up your nose.

590
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Speaker 5: Okay, and yeah that's not I don't.

591
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Speaker 2: And I would have stuff in there, like creatures in there,

592
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 2: like little like toy dinosaurs and stuff would be up

593
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 2: there too, and it looked pretty scary.

594
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: You could see. Yeah, it's like a diorama basically.

595
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a it was like a sort

596
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 2: of prehistoric diorama. And people got extremely frightened. And then

597
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 2: when they realized that it, you know, was not what

598
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 2: was happening, and that it was a diorama, but where

599
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 2: it took place was actually inside my nose, they found

600
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Speaker 2: it to be gross.

601
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a lot. It's just a lot of it's

602
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 5: a lot of levels. It's a it's a big ask

603
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 5: for a viewer.

604
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 3: I decided that I needed some like on camera business

605
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Speaker 3: to be doing, like Brad in Oceans where you know

606
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 3: she's always having French.

607
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 4: Fry sandwich, Yeah, fry sandwich.

608
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,719
Speaker 5: Like, oh who or what that is?

609
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: BD?

610
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 2: In Oceans Brad fro emotions how to fry sandwich?

611
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 5: I don't.

612
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 2: Brad from Oceans had fries falling out of his sandwich

613
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 2: when he bites into the bread.

614
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 5: That doesn't make me know what it is.

615
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 2: But you're watching Oceans. First of all, I don't know

616
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 2: what backups. Let's back up. Every con has its pros.

617
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:28,479
Speaker 2: Brad is one of the pros, and Danny Ocean needs

618
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 2: his help. He has to eat a fry sandam.

619
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Speaker 5: Film serious, the Oceans film series. It's the Oceans film serious.

620
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Speaker 1: And so.

621
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Speaker 5: I thought it was a show called Oceans and I

622
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 5: had not seen that.

623
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Speaker 3: And cherish not knowing about this because I'll please. I'll

624
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 3: the cherish the fact that you didn't know and you

625
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 3: still don't know, because I'll get to why Brad is

626
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 3: always he always has a little food business that he's

627
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 3: doing in that movie. And I'm like, that's cool, that's compelling.

628
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 3: I'm watching that. I don't like they're talking about some.

629
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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm watching someone live their lives on screen.

630
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 2: It's no longer like a character acting in some preconceived plot.

631
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, this guy's eating a fries sandwich.

632
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: That's what I do.

633
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 3: So I'm like, I'll do that. I'll just be like

634
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 3: munching on something. I ended up swallowing a whole sweet potato.

635
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 2: Oh god, m Japanese sweep patato uncooked, uncooked?

636
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 5: How how.

637
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 9: Not?

638
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 1: Well if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

639
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 2: And and that was and that was one of our

640
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 2: better episodes honestly, yeah, because it had an arc a beginning, middle,

641
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 2: and end. There was showing everyone the sweet potato. There

642
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 2: was getting it about halfway down the throat, and there

643
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 2: was the ambulance so very bad.

644
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 3: Was like before that when I felt like I've got

645
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 3: to like bail this out. Yeah, and that, and yeah,

646
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 3: it ended up being something at least.

647
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 5: Uh, yeah, I don't Yeah, don't eat on camera is

648
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 5: one thing that I would say, just overall, try to

649
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 5: avoid eating. You mean, no chew on don't eat or

650
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 5: chew or or drink. It's it's business for the mouth that.

651
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: You don't drink the camera.

652
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 5: Don't drink on camera, or don't drink the camera is

653
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 5: you want you you want the mouth free for talking

654
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 5: for words, So don't keep that channel open. What about

655
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 5: a quick word of advice?

656
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to can?

657
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 2: I can? I suck on a straw that's not going

658
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 2: into any it's not in a glass or anything.

659
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: But I'm just sort of like.

660
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 2: Through it because then I'm not eating or drinking, but

661
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 2: at least there's something happening.

662
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 5: I wouldn't again, Wow.

663
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 4: This guy's got a lot of rules. Hey, this is

664
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:57,959
Speaker 4: why we have you here.

665
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,919
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I mean again. You do want to keep

666
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 5: you want to keep the mouth free for words and reactions.

667
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 5: So yeah, I don't put stuff in it until after

668
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 5: mm hmmm during keep it open okay. Yeah. Also, are

669
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 5: you familiar with I'm gonna get into Uh, I took

670
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 5: some theater class okay, sunglasses. Sure, I took some theater

671
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 5: classes in college. Are you Are you familiar with the

672
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 5: idea of the actor's secret?

673
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,280
Speaker 4: Oh ah, yes, inside the actor's secret.

674
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 5: No, no, This is a concept where in your performance

675
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 5: you want to be there's something that's not in the script.

676
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 5: M m, but you know something that no one else

677
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:46,240
Speaker 5: on stage.

678
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 2: Well, the actor's secret is that they're just pretending they're

679
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 2: not really that.

680
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 5: It's a fair yeah, it's right, right, But on in

681
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 5: a performance, in your head, you want to be you

682
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 5: want to have a secret that the other person doesn't know.

683
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 1: I'm hungry.

684
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 5: I'm hungry.

685
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: I wish I could be.

686
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 4: Eating something, but Dave told me I'm not allowed.

687
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 5: Yes, or you know, I see I had sex with

688
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 5: your mom.

689
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 4: Or I wish I had a straw or something just

690
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 4: to like I.

691
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 5: Have I have a million dollars in the bank, or

692
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 5: just something, just something in your head that you're withholding

693
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,760
Speaker 5: from the other person.

694
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: It's just just Kevin's secret.

695
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 5: Okay, no, I have it in many banks.

696
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,919
Speaker 3: So like this is a secret that we keep from

697
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 3: the listener. The listener or like they're watching and I'm

698
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 3: having a big secret mm hmm.

699
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it has nothing to do with what's going on.

700
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 5: It's just a little secret. Okay, have a secret, have

701
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 5: a secret.

702
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I'll try it.

703
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, it's just a thing, just something.

704
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,280
Speaker 2: So let's so let's do a little bit of podcast

705
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 2: about just anything.

706
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: But I'll have a secret. Okay.

707
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 5: Uh buh. Have you tried the filet of Fisher McDonald's see, okay,

708
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 5: that was subtle?

709
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,919
Speaker 1: Well what wait, I missed it.

710
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 5: We'll just talk about some other stuff. Track it happened

711
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 5: back right, Hayes, Wait what happened? Let me ask you that.

712
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 1: So Kevin, when we're being TV for this, uh huh?

713
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 3: Is it like will people even be able to see

714
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 3: what Sean was doing or is it only the person

715
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 3: only the person who's big on screen, or you can

716
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,919
Speaker 3: see everyone at once one.

717
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,760
Speaker 7: You can see I have everyone equally on the screen.

718
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 3: Okay, because I missed it so and I said it again.

719
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess I could whisper it for the listener,

720
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 7: for the viewer, like, look.

721
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do that, Okay, Hazy and I will have

722
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 5: a conversation about something else, Okay, movie theaters or maybe

723
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 5: you're going to go Sean.

724
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 3: Go where it's so distracting to me, I'm sorry the secret, Like,

725
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 3: I understand it's for the audience, but like what, I

726
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 3: don't like that I don't know what it is.

727
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, well that's a challenge. Maybe I should tell

728
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 2: you ahead of time. So I'm going to see a

729
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 2: huge bee.

730
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 1: Later, You're going to see a huge bee. Yeah.

731
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 3: Your secret is that sometime in the future, you were

732
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,479
Speaker 3: going to see a big bee.

733
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, when, well, that's not really in my control. I mean,

734
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 2: bee's part of nature, you know, they're they're wild. Bees

735
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 2: are wild animals, so there's not really something you could

736
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 2: do to control where they are or when, unless you're.

737
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 4: A bee keeper, which that could be a cool secret

738
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 4: for me.

739
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 5: That's a fun secret. But so are you going are

740
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 5: you going to Is it like a circus attraction, like

741
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 5: really big bee that you're going to see later, or

742
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 5: or just your Wow, I thought you can't see a

743
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 5: big b I was thinking.

744
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 2: I was thinking it was just a big one that

745
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 2: I was gonna see.

746
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 1: Maybe landed on.

747
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: One of these smoke shows from the chive, right, and

748
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, Oh, don't get stung, dear.

749
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: Does this sort of.

750
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 4: Just a you know what I come up with as

751
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 4: a possible secret for me?

752
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: Bress?

753
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, No, that's a that's a multi layered secret.

754
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 5: I like that one. It's fun.

755
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 3: What was your when when you were hosting? M hmm,

756
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 3: what was your did you have a secret?

757
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 5: Oh? God, I mean it would change from day to day.

758
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 5: You gotta you gotta mix it, guy.

759
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 6: I uh.

760
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 5: It's sometimes as simple as I know card tricks, and

761
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 5: sometimes as elaborate as I am. I am royalty in

762
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 5: uh Slovenia. Somewhat Usually most of the time it was

763
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 5: just I'm that's true, so tired.

764
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: Pardon that's true.

765
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 5: No, it's not, it's not.

766
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 4: But that's the these are all it's a fake.

767
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 1: See, these are all lying. They're all fake. Lies.

768
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 5: They're all fake lies.

769
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I'm not into lying to my audience,

770
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 3: but you're no. Yeah, I guess I'm gonna have to

771
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 3: say no. One refuse to ever be dishonest with I'm

772
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 3: a little.

773
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 2: Funny, I'm a little weird this way. I was comfortable

774
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 2: telling the audience that I expected to see a bee

775
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 2: later because I don't see that as an out and

776
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 2: out lie and a betrayal. It's actually just something we

777
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 2: can anticipate that might be exciting. And I was fully

778
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,280
Speaker 2: to come on next week on the show and say, hey,

779
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 2: full disclosure everyone.

780
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 1: I didn't see a big bee. It didn't happen.

781
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 2: I know that I, if not promised, at least implied that

782
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 2: that was possible through some of my facial reactions.

783
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: I did lift up my glasses make big bass.

784
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: I didn't see a bee, and I didn't see one

785
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,720
Speaker 2: of these smoke shows from the chive.

786
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: Don't get stung, dear.

787
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 2: Neither of those things happened. But let's just try to

788
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 2: have a good episode. Please forgive me, you know. And

789
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 2: I was willing to proceed that way, but to come

790
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 2: in with these secrets you're talking about, where it's like

791
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 2: you know. Oh, I got sucked down the drain in

792
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 2: my tub and I lived in the sewer for a

793
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 2: year and now I'm out. But I'm actually the king

794
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 2: of the sewer. Like that to me feels like.

795
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 1: That's not true, David.

796
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 5: No, no, but it's it's just it's imagination. It's just

797
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 5: something to to give you, to light something up behind

798
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 5: your eyes, you know, mm hmm.

799
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 7: Can I tell you mine? And it's a little it's

800
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 7: a little twisted. Each night, I go to a graveyard

801
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 7: and I read the tombstone's top to bottom and like

802
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 7: John Smith.

803
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 1: Father, everyone reads them.

804
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 2: Brother, yeah, teacher, start at the bottom of the tombstone.

805
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 7: And then I say, I know, and then I go

806
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:31,240
Speaker 7: to the next one. Mary Smith, sister, principal, neighbor, friend.

807
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 7: So you're you're like, I know, and I go to

808
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 7: the next one and I do. It's like with every

809
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 7: single grave, every comstone.

810
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 5: So you go to a graveyard and you behave as

811
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 5: though the tombstones are inconveniencing.

812
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 3: You are there often that you already know that it's

813
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 3: boring you.

814
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: Yes, Do you think that's a good secret.

815
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 5: I think that's a really fun secret.

816
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

817
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually kind of like that secret too, because

818
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 3: I that it is real and I actually believe that

819
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 3: you knew when all those people died.

820
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, and that you were possibly involved.

821
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 5: Because they do give you. In the old days, a

822
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 5: tombstone would be a full obituary. You would get the

823
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 5: person's occupation, you would get the cause of death, you

824
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 5: would have some fun facts about where to central donation.

825
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 7: You know, it's like, who's reading Goosebumps? Go to tombstone

826
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:29,439
Speaker 7: forty four? To finish the trivia, you go over to Wow,

827
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 7: I should start a trivia tombstone to a trivia graveyard,

828
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 7: Kevin's trivia graveyard.

829
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: Damn, just let him go.

830
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 5: So what would happen with the smoke shows on the chid?

831
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 5: This is not a thing that I remember. Was it

832
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 5: just like pictures of pretty girls? Or were they have

833
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,919
Speaker 5: like videos? Was it hot tub? Was it hot tub?

834
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 5: What was it?

835
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 2: It's blocked on my Internet. I can't see it, but

836
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 2: Hayes has told me that it's that. Yeah, they are

837
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 2: off and very pretty. I never found out if it's

838
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 2: a moving image. I assumed it was either a photo

839
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 2: or a gift. I didn't think it would be a

840
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 2: full video.

841
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 3: Mine has remember on vhs, the little parts of the

842
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 3: video would get like worn out sometimes, that's what and

843
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 3: like you know, like that part you watch it too

844
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 3: many times and it would like get worn away. That

845
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 3: has happened to the Chive. For me, on my computer,

846
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 3: it's all glitchy. It has like it's like been worn

847
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,240
Speaker 3: thin on my on my screen.

848
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,240
Speaker 2: So I can often you get a really staticy image

849
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,720
Speaker 2: on a web video.

850
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: But on Hayes' The Chive, yeah.

851
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 5: Warped a web video.

852
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.

853
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 3: There's like burn marks on it and stuff just from

854
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 3: just from overuse. So I can't see the smoke shows anymore.

855
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 3: I can't see the rabbit. These like big big balls.

856
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 5: Are these? Are they current smoke shows? Is it?

857
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 1: These are all dead smoke shows.

858
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a that's a promise that they've made. Is that, like,

859
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 3: don't worry, this is not disrespectful. All of these smoke

860
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 3: shows are no longer.

861
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 2: Alive, are extremely dead. They're actually in the graves that

862
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 2: Kevin's been reading.

863
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 7: That's the last thing. It says, smoke Show on the

864
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 7: bottom yes dead, and then smoke.

865
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: Show Yes mother principal, Smoke.

866
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 7: Show neighbor friend dead.

867
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 3: And they have ancient smoke shows, and they will agate

868
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 3: you about ancient smoke show.

869
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 5: Historical smoke shows.

870
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, bizarre.

871
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 2: No, it's like got some really old school smoke shows. Yeah,

872
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 2: it'll say, it'll say, and I don't support this. And

873
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 2: I actually when when I heard about this one, I

874
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 2: said they should take it down.

875
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,720
Speaker 1: But it does say get a load of them, never titties.

876
00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 2: I and I actually think that is disrespectful, dead or alive.

877
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 2: I do go like, hey, come on, let's you know,

878
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 2: let's have some limits here.

879
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 3: Check out the czar. That's fine, that's all right. Then

880
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 3: it's like, can we please have more? Checkout the czar

881
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:20,720
Speaker 3: cat debt and not this other stuff.

882
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: Come on with.

883
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 3: This is not the kind of stuff I'm I come

884
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 3: to this website to be unable to see.

885
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 2: Chibe is better than this. I say, come on, the

886
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 2: chibe has to be above that. You guys are leaders

887
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 2: in the industry, setting an example for other.

888
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: Mad lad sites. Mm hm.

889
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,919
Speaker 2: And if you and if you lower the bar, it's

890
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 2: a limbo game. Everybody's gonna be getting down there seeing

891
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 2: how low it can go. But if you maintain your

892
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 2: dignity and just say check out the czar, I think

893
00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 2: the whole industry benefits and the mad lads as well, Oh.

894
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 3: Dave, when you're having the dance? Yes, what if everyone

895
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 3: is too shy? And what if like this is something

896
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 3: like what if everyone like just forms of little like circles.

897
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 3: What if like the like friends are like pretending to

898
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 3: slow dance and stuff. But it's like not like it's

899
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,240
Speaker 3: like people aren't actually like vibing.

900
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,280
Speaker 1: It's like ironic.

901
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 2: They're like making fun of like imagine I was dancing,

902
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 2: or if you're like really all your joints are really

903
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 2: sort of just stiff hinges in the way that you Yeah,

904
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 2: it is like not what people think is like dancing.

905
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: Sounds like and seven. I don't know if you heard

906
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 1: Kevin said, it sounds like world of Blunder.

907
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:48,280
Speaker 5: Wow, that's extremely aggressive.

908
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 7: I don't like it if that were to happen.

909
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't think it will. Are you guys shy dancers?

910
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 5: Is this why you're asking men?

911
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 6: No?

912
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't saying that.

913
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: I wasn't saying that. But if someone was, would that

914
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 1: be okay?

915
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 5: Absolutely? Absolutely?

916
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 1: Really yes.

917
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 5: Yes. The other thing is you have to you have

918
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 5: to be the one to start. You've been to a

919
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 5: middle school mixer, right, sure, sort of the boys stand

920
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 5: on one side, the girls standing on the other side,

921
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 5: and then somebody starts dancing and then everybody. Yeah, I

922
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 5: think even in middle age, that still holds true. Right,

923
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 5: we'll start, the shy will follow the shy and stiff

924
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,959
Speaker 5: will inevitably follow.

925
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: Right, and I'll dance.

926
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,280
Speaker 3: I'll start dancing, and I'll be the first one for sure,

927
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 3: but I'll be like I'll be facing the wall and

928
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 3: kind of like pressed up against it.

929
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: A little bit.

930
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, that's fine.

931
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,760
Speaker 3: But I'll dance and I'll just like be assuming, hoping

932
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 3: frankly that other other people are being inspired by what

933
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,319
Speaker 3: I'm doing and they're and they're dancing behind me.

934
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: So this is all I ask. Just at the end

935
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 1: of the night, just tell.

936
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 5: Me that's what happened, okay, because you'll never know.

937
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: I'll never know.

938
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 3: I'm I'm I'm I'm mushed up on the wall and

939
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm going to work. Yeah, but I would

940
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 3: love it if other people were inspired by my dancing

941
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 3: and they're like, oh awesome, Like we'll dance too, and

942
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 3: like they're they're cheering for me, they're copying some of

943
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 3: my moves. But I can't see or hear any of

944
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,399
Speaker 3: it right now.

945
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 5: I think I think they will be. That sounds inspiring

946
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 5: to me. I'm looking forward to.

947
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 3: It, and I'm not saying I don't care what you

948
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 3: say to me before, like you telling me that now

949
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 3: means nothing, and need you tell me after that it

950
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 3: did happen?

951
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:49,439
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I promise, Sean. What may I ask? What's

952
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 5: your secret right now?

953
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 2: Just well, it's not even really like any big secret

954
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 2: or anything, but just what is it? Well, it's not

955
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 2: even actually like a big deal or anything like probably

956
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 2: shouldn't even say it, like, it's not like a huge secret,

957
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: but just that it probably at the dance, I'll probably

958
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 2: just be, you know, just in the toilet the whole time.

959
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 5: In the toilet. Yeah, not in the bathroom, but in

960
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 5: the toilet. Yeah, what shy in the toilet?

961
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: He's shy. Hi, I'm shy.

962
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 6: I'm shy, and so I don't I think if I'm

963
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 6: just in the bathroom in like the sort of lobby

964
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 6: area of the bathroom.

965
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 4: Did people could see me and try to pull me

966
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 4: back on the dance floor.

967
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 9: But if I'm in the toilet, they're not gonna want

968
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 9: to touch me because it's so gross in there, and

969
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 9: I think that that's probably.

970
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 6: The best place to be as shy as I am.

971
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, David, did I ruin the dance?

972
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 5: Snow? But you came.

973
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm just so scary you showed up.

974
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 5: You showed up.

975
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 6: I just I mean, maybe if someone flushes it, I

976
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 6: would start dancing a little bit naturally, just because of

977
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 6: the spinning.

978
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 5: Making swirling around.

979
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: I don't think I would.

980
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 4: I guess the bathroom shot its own kind of music.

981
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,439
Speaker 5: Sean, you showed up to the dance in the first place,

982
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 5: that's initiative.

983
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so maybe for the well, well, okay, sort

984
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 3: of he was.

985
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: I was already in the building. Yeah, he was in

986
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: the toilet before that, Okay.

987
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the dance showed up to him that you know, Well,

988
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 3: the dance started and I didn't leave.

989
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 6: But yeah, i'd be in there, So I guess that's

990
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 6: sort of my secret right now.

991
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm oh, sorry.

992
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 4: David, I didn't really dance, did I?

993
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 5: No?

994
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 9: No, just because I'm in the toilet the entire time,

995
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 9: and when people even come into the bathroom, I'm so

996
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 9: scared that I'm just yelling.

997
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 6: From it's at the toilet the whole time, and it's

998
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 6: actually really distracting, and you could even hear it on

999
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 6: the dance floor over the music and people are getting worried.

1000
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 5: The dance.

1001
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 4: Oh, just the lyrics to a song that I can remember.

1002
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 2: Well, there's a port in the Western Bay. Where are

1003
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 2: the sailors.

1004
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 6: Pass the time away?

1005
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: When's the next dance? When's the dance?

1006
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 2: Oh?

1007
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,760
Speaker 5: I have no idea?

1008
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: You okay? Bye?

1009
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 4: Oh God.

1010
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,840
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