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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's NICKI. Hello. Hello here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. How are you today? Uh listener? Uh?

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Speaker 1: And Noah and Andrew, how are you guys today? We're uh,

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Speaker 1: we're good. You're good. I mean we've already kind of

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Speaker 1: been on you know, chat together today for I don't know,

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Speaker 1: going on an hour plus now. Um, we're in Mexico.

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Speaker 1: We're doing the show from Cabo San Lucas, right, is

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Speaker 1: that right? Or San Lucas, San Jose, Cabo San Lucas.

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Speaker 1: I don't know things. I don't know where I am

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Speaker 1: in Mexico at all. I know I'm a two hour

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Speaker 1: flight from Los Angeles because I flew in yesterday. But

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Speaker 1: that's all I know, baby, and um it's pretty um

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Speaker 1: fitting actually, because I was saying to Andrew, was getting

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Speaker 1: a little nostalgic because as we were setting up the

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Speaker 1: shots and the podcast in um my hotel room here

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Speaker 1: in Cabo, I was reminiscent of when we began the

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Speaker 1: podcast last March, also in my hotel room while on

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Speaker 1: the set of Boy Island, Um, which I am here

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Speaker 1: doing season two. I'm sure that's you know, we're not

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Speaker 1: supposed to say that. But honestly, are they going to

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Speaker 1: take it from me? No one else is going to

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Speaker 1: host that show, right not like not yet, They're not

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Speaker 1: gonna take it from me. I was thinking, like, what

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Speaker 1: if I get hit by a car? They we're starting

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Speaker 1: filming pretty soon. What happens if I die or something?

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Speaker 1: Who's going to replace me? What would they do? Would

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Speaker 1: they just go we can't continue? Maybe they would just

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Speaker 1: like Weekend at Bernie it put you in some products

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Speaker 1: and throw you up. Depends on how mangled I got

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Speaker 1: from the accidental. Yeah, I guess it's UM. I could

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Speaker 1: see you, though, Like, I don't know who would do

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Speaker 1: your voice. Maybe we could find like a Ray eleven

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Speaker 1: year old man kid Boy, Kid, Man Boy, you went

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Speaker 1: over every possible age for that that not my gendered. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for that. I'm excited to be here. I

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Speaker 1: have a couple of things to just say right off

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Speaker 1: the top that I didn't go over last week that

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Speaker 1: are really pertinent to this podcast. Okay, they have to

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Speaker 1: do with cars, are you ready? No? But okay, not

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Speaker 1: not um Catholic converters, as we all know. I know,

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Speaker 1: with those things backward and forward every which way, man

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Speaker 1: boy kid and uh. I know there's too early for

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Speaker 1: a hamdrop. A call back has to be a hamdrip,

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Speaker 1: a real hamdrip. For those of you listening, hamdrip means

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Speaker 1: we're doing a call back to a previous uh joke

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Speaker 1: from another episode or even from this episode. It has

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Speaker 1: to be a minute later at least, otherwise it's just

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Speaker 1: forty No. I mean, let's go roll the tape back.

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Speaker 1: I think it was turkey drop. Uh tier a turkey tier.

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Speaker 1: I like that. That's when it's really close turkey deer. Um. So, okay,

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Speaker 1: remember when I told you did I tell you about

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Speaker 1: the fender bender? I got into where I let the

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Speaker 1: go because I'm just like, I mean, I'm pretty much

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Speaker 1: who needs Bob Sagget anymore. I mean I'm around um

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Speaker 1: uh no, I so I let so if if you

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Speaker 1: didn't know really quickly, I was in a fender bender

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Speaker 1: going to um my Lover's radio show a couple of

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Speaker 1: weeks ago, and the guy bumped my mom's I'm driving

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Speaker 1: my mom's car right now because I bought her a

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Speaker 1: car last year and I just took her car. It's

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Speaker 1: a two thousand ten Lexus. It's really nice, but it's

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Speaker 1: just you know, it's it has it's beat up and

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Speaker 1: this guy bumped the thing and I pulled over it.

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Speaker 1: I was just like, dude, who cares, Like just I

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Speaker 1: don't care. There was a little bit of bump, but

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Speaker 1: I was like, just let it go. He looked so nervous,

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Speaker 1: was like, not bothered by it. Also add to the

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Speaker 1: you know, like, oh that makes sense. I don't understood

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Speaker 1: why people are obsessed with dents. I mean, I guess

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Speaker 1: it looks shitty, but it doesn't affect how the car moves.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I see some cars in St. Louis that

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Speaker 1: are driving around without a hood, without a complete back bumper,

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Speaker 1: and I like, if they if they go, then they go. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I've seen cars without doors or different doors that I

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Speaker 1: it's like a Cadillac door on a Hugo. My dad

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Speaker 1: same car, but because it was in the it was

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Speaker 1: in Texas, same color, same fear, everything. It was more

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Speaker 1: to the car, and so I let the guy go

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Speaker 1: um cut to a week later, Okay, and this was

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Speaker 1: a week and a half ago at this point, maybe longer.

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Speaker 1: So it was three weeks ago that it has happened,

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Speaker 1: and then a week later. And I meant to tell

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Speaker 1: this on the podcast, but it just, you know, my

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Speaker 1: mind wonders. I was driving to the recording studio where

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Speaker 1: I did that Bob Saget song, among others, and I

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Speaker 1: was late, and I was at an intersection, pulling up

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Speaker 1: I was crawling to a stop and then I just

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Speaker 1: went too far and bumped the woman in front of

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Speaker 1: woman stops. We're at a stoplight, but she puts it

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Speaker 1: Not not a not a banger, not like a banged up,

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Speaker 1: Maybe this is a wake up call to not be

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Speaker 1: on my phone. Ever it's not. But okay, So then

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Speaker 1: a texting accident. So then I am uh, I park,

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Speaker 1: I am so sorry. I was. I was on my phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm such an idiot. I go, you know um, and

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Speaker 1: I just I don't care. And I go, girl, you

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Speaker 1: have no idea. I did this exact same thing a

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Speaker 1: same reaction. I go, this is you're such an angel,

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Speaker 1: and I go, can I give you something? I was like,

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Speaker 1: do you have a Venmo? And she was like, no,

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Speaker 1: m and I sent her, you know, some cash, but

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Speaker 1: she totally didn't take my number, take my and I said,

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Speaker 1: do you want anything? I go. I'm Nicky Glazer. I'm

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Speaker 1: kind of a famous comedian. You can look me up, like,

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Speaker 1: here's my email address. I'm gonna text you right now.

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Speaker 1: So I'm accountable because I don't know what is gonna

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Speaker 1: be further down the road. But I honestly think the

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Speaker 1: not in a good mood. She was um, probably my

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Speaker 1: Like she was like I don't want to do the paper.

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Speaker 1: She was just like me of like I don't care,

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Speaker 1: made me so funing the day. Well, if if she

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Speaker 1: What is that's what she want to deal with? Because

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Speaker 1: not it would raise mine, not hers, right, because I

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Speaker 1: be the one that you know. Yeah, but my thing is,

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Speaker 1: go to her insurance company be like, look, someone hit

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Speaker 1: me and then I didn't get their information? Why are

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Speaker 1: you asked me a question that adults wouldn't know the

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Speaker 1: Mick James point, because she's awesome. My point is is

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Speaker 1: I mean, she would have gotten it paid for completely,

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Speaker 1: and it would have been points on my record, not her.

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Speaker 1: But it's some people like they'll overreact and they'll say, oh,

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Speaker 1: all the other things they can get. I mean, if

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Speaker 1: I had Donald Trump like that, it not only would

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Speaker 1: he shame me for it, you know, uh, Like this

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Speaker 1: feel like someone like that if I would have hit

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Speaker 1: a Karen, he said of Lakisha, Let's all be Lakisha's

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Speaker 1: and just like, let it go. If it's not that

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Speaker 1: big of a deal. And if it is a big

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Speaker 1: deal and you want to get it fixed, don't be

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Speaker 1: an asshole about it. Because we've all been on our phones.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't want the other person to get in trouble

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Speaker 1: per se, but I would also want it to be covered,

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Speaker 1: get in trouble. Like the laws in place, so that yeah,

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Speaker 1: your in your your interns should go up if you're

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Speaker 1: negligent and you hit someone. So that's all fine, and

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Speaker 1: don't make the person feel bad about it. Just let's

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Speaker 1: be forgive. You can get compensated. But just not being

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Speaker 1: an asshole made my day. It is possible though she

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Speaker 1: didn't have insurance. Yeah, whatever, it is No, I'm just

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Speaker 1: vacation where I'm like, oh, man, I want them to

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Speaker 1: have I want everyone to have that kind of life. Eventually,

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Speaker 1: before your parents left, they were talking to me and uh,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, and your mom. Your mom was like, goddamn,

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Speaker 1: e J's inviting after this, God damn, we got this

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Speaker 1: house and e J Is having so many goddamn guests.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to clean and cook and entertain. I

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Speaker 1: don't even And then true, they have had They didn't

432
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Speaker 1: have time to call me about Bob Saget because they

433
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Speaker 1: were so preoccupied with guests. The jazz festival in town

434
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Speaker 1: and they basically had a bunch of jazz musicians hang

435
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Speaker 1: out and stay with them. Yes, that's how cool your

436
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Speaker 1: parents are. My dad's best friend is a jazz musician

437
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Speaker 1: named Steve Schmidt, who's really, you know, popular famous jazz

438
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Speaker 1: musician in um Cincinnati. And so they came out and

439
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 1: went to the jazz festival. I don't think he played

440
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Speaker 1: in it, but um yeah, my parents are cool as fun.

441
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 1: There's just no doubt if you have a friend that

442
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Speaker 1: plays jazz who comes out and just is like, hey,

443
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Speaker 1: you mind if I put my oboe over there? And

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Speaker 1: the friend John Vester is famous in um Finland, Denmark.

445
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Speaker 1: He's a musician, John vest He lives in Venice, California,

446
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Speaker 1: but he's super famous. He bought a place on like

447
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Speaker 1: right off the Venice boardwalk in like the nineteen seventies

448
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Speaker 1: and so he has this That's where I lived when

449
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Speaker 1: I first moved to l I lived in his spare

450
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Speaker 1: bedroom on right Venice board walk with my that's best

451
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Speaker 1: friend from high school who just is just like this

452
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Speaker 1: like kind of hippie ish dude. And and he's famous

453
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Speaker 1: in Denmark. It's so interesting when people are famous. He's

454
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Speaker 1: not from Denmark. They just picked him up there like

455
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Speaker 1: that sugarman. Yeah in South Africa and never knew that's wild.

456
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm famous in like um, you know, Jersey, Yeah,

457
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 1: something crazy. It is interesting to look at your stats

458
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 1: of like where people on Instagram are your fans? Like

459
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Speaker 1: three in Australia. What's up, guys from well place? I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that sounds like a metal band.

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Speaker 1: Um wait, have you watched No, but your parents were

462
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Speaker 1: telling me about it? Um? Okay, yeah, I've gotten some

463
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Speaker 1: best seas into it and and uh Andrew obviously watched

464
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: it way before I even finished it. I've watched it

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Speaker 1: twice now. I love it so much. I just want

466
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Speaker 1: to reinforce that it's really good and everyone should watch

467
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: it's it's on HBO Max, and you should definitely watch

468
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Speaker 1: it with in Finnish like that's I think Danish. No,

469
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,360
Speaker 1: it's Danish, like John Vester might be all over that thing. Um,

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Speaker 1: you should watch it in Danish and then have the

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Speaker 1: subtitles on. But if you watch the first episode, be

472
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Speaker 1: warned that at the end there is a text message

473
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Speaker 1: that they do not translate, and you can just google

474
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Speaker 1: what does the text message say at the end of

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Speaker 1: the episode. But please do not do any research about

476
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Speaker 1: what this show is about before you watch it. Just

477
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 1: put it on and watch it, or watch it with

478
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Speaker 1: English like, um, but you they're really good with English.

479
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Speaker 1: And I was recommended be to someone who watched it

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Speaker 1: in English Um, I'm also I reached out to the

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Speaker 1: girl from Kama Kaze. Her name is Marie Maria Ruther,

482
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Speaker 1: the one that got hurt in Tonka. No, no, that's character.

483
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 1: I mean I matched with him, but I once Chris

484
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: Lily's a different character could be worried about. Well, she

485
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Speaker 1: should be worried about what's her name from the show. Um,

486
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Speaker 1: I've reached So I posted about Comacaze on my Instagram

487
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Speaker 1: story and Marie Ruther from the show d m me

488
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Speaker 1: heart eyes emoji, being like, thank you for posting, and

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Speaker 1: I go, girl, thank you for bringing this character to

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Speaker 1: my life. You are insanely good. And now we're Instagram

491
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Speaker 1: friends and it's just so fun. Another show I'm so

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Speaker 1: into right now, After Life. Yeah, I've watched the first

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Speaker 1: two seasons, so the third one just came out. I'm

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Speaker 1: getting through the second season. I'm on the third episode

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Speaker 1: of second season's let's do that. Um boy, that show

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Speaker 1: is great. No, have you seen Afterlife? Yeah? I watched

497
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Speaker 1: the first season. I have to catch up. Ricky Gervais

498
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Speaker 1: is I know he's been on you up before when

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Speaker 1: we had it on Serious. He is so awesome and

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Speaker 1: I was reading about him last night. Did you know

501
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Speaker 1: he was a singer and in a band, like a

502
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: pop singer before he was a comedian. He also worked

503
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Speaker 1: in a regular office like he did. Yeah. Yeah, he

504
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: didn't start like he didn't blow up until his forties,

505
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: like yeah, and he had all that he had all

506
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: that stuff to write about because he actually worked in

507
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Speaker 1: Like that was based off kind of a true story.

508
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Speaker 1: I like how the Afterlife kind of is like the Office.

509
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: They have an office setting. But Afterlife is on Netflix

510
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: if you haven't checked it out yet. I can't recommend

511
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,199
Speaker 1: that enough either. That is a totally different kind of

512
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 1: tone of a show than Kama Kaze. But um, it's

513
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: so good show. The acting on that show. Every single

514
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: character is fucking brilliant. The funniest character is the psychiatrist,

515
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: who is also in Game of Thrones. I mean, all

516
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Speaker 1: of these people are. Every British actor is in Game

517
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Speaker 1: of Thrones. I realized. Which is the show I haven't seen,

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Speaker 1: even though I know it would probably be one of

519
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Speaker 1: my faiths like Australians. And did you read that New

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00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: Yorker piece about Jeremy Strong Kendall from Succession? So it's

521
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: all about how serious of an actor he is. It's

522
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: pretty good. I'll send it to you. It was. It

523
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Speaker 1: got a lot of headlines when it came out. So

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Speaker 1: there's this New Yorker article about Jeremy Strong who's plays

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Speaker 1: Kendall in Succession, and it's all about how his acting

526
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: process and he's very method, meaning like he's in it

527
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Speaker 1: and wants to he makes everyone else's lives miserable to

528
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Speaker 1: get the role right. And if you're watching Curb this year,

529
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: he's almost kind of like that guy on Curb that

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Speaker 1: player plays young Larry who wants to like have the

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Speaker 1: perfect classes and everything. And it's like, you read this

532
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: and you're like, this guy's obnxius. It was interesting though,

533
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: because I was reading what did I read? That means? Um? I?

534
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 1: I was reading the a New York timespeaks about Kathy

535
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Speaker 1: Griffin and about her comeback who I'm a huge Kathy

536
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Speaker 1: Griffin fan and always will be. And after she got

537
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Speaker 1: she said, I wasn't canceled after the Trump mask thing.

538
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: I was ruined. And they try it and she was

539
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: like she couldn't work. But she was talking about coming

540
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: back from that and how and they were talking about

541
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Speaker 1: in the article how women when they have similar so

542
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: everyone came so the article about Jeremy Strong was not

543
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: it didn't paint him in a good light. Some of

544
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: his uh you know, co stars were like, yeah, it's annoying.

545
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: He's annoying, Brian Cox, you know, the places, his father.

546
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: It's like it's a whole thing with him and um.

547
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: And then after it came out and everyone's kind of

548
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: making fun of them, all these people, Aaron Sorkin, all

549
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: these people come out and say, like, we support him.

550
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: He's an actor, Like he has nothing to be ashamed of,

551
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: Like that's just the way he is. He's not an asshole,

552
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: all this stuff. And then they were comparing that to

553
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Speaker 1: like when a woman acts. If a woman were to

554
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: act the way Jeremy Strong acts on set, it's very

555
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: interesting to play that out and see how that would

556
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Speaker 1: be accepted, because I don't think it would be. And

557
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Speaker 1: I think that, well, what was like what was I'm

558
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: just trying to wrap my head about, like specifically, like

559
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: what does he do that? Does he just obviously doesn't

560
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: break character, but is he does he act like an

561
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: asshole and be like, well, that's the character he does

562
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: anything to get the role. He calls people to like

563
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: he he's calculating and how he gets roles and how

564
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: he falls up with people. He's really talented. But he

565
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: you know, he made kind of a connection with Chris

566
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Speaker 1: Evans back in like his theater camp days, and so

567
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: he emailed him and like tried to get through his

568
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: agent like just I kind of that. But there was

569
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Speaker 1: just something about, you know, I'm not doing a good

570
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: job of painting it. But um, I was reading the

571
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Speaker 1: subreddit and the thing about the Kathy Griffin, Then can

572
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: I explain what happened? Which is kind of interesting. So

573
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: we all know she's no Cathy separate from the strong one.

574
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Speaker 1: So the Kathy Griffin incident happened because she he had

575
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Speaker 1: just said that thing about Megan Kelly where there was

576
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: blood coming out of everything, and he was kind of

577
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Speaker 1: commenting about her being on her period under that um

578
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,479
Speaker 1: and so she was doing a photo shoot and they

579
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: went to the Halloween sort of get a mask of

580
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: Trump and they put a like the star. They put

581
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Speaker 1: it in like one of the styrofoam wig things, so

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00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: it was filled out and then they were like, we'll

583
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: put blood on it because he said blood coming out

584
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: of everything. And then of course it looks like a

585
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: Severn head. But it was in the context of that line,

586
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: which you know later on, completely out of context, and

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00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: she did and she was investigated by the Secret Service

588
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: for wanting to like decapitate the press. I mean, it

589
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: was ridiculous and it was just and he sicked his yeah,

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00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: I mean they're both redheads. Oh yeah. Anyway, I just

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00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: she's just so cool, I through so much. I just

592
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 1: really admire her. But I also like Jeremy Strong, Like

593
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: there was nothing about it that made me go, he's

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00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: an asshole. I just thought it was interesting. Like I

595
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: don't know, I think like when you have someone like

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00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: just a visual like so much of the things like

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00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: where people you know, if it's a story of Jeremy

598
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: Strong being a dick, but if it was caught on

599
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: video right out of context of Jeremy Strong like throwing

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00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: coffee on someone's face and being like that's the character,

601
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: you know, like or whatever, you know, then it changes everything.

602
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: Like if you just heard that it did a really

603
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: bad job, because honestly, but I just remember people making

604
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: a thing of it and then everyone came to his defense,

605
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: and I just I'm not trying to play the if

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00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: it was a man card because I know that some

607
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: women can be divas and people like really respect that

608
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: about them. But I just tend to notice that when

609
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Speaker 1: if women like have like a way they do things,

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00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: and it just I mean, even with this situation with

611
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: this hotel room, I don't love it, and I want

612
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: to switch to a better one, and I know there's

613
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: some money in the budget to get me a better one,

614
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: but I don't want that to be a thing that

615
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: HBO and like everyone knows about me is like Nikki is.

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00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a diva ever. I don't

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00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: want to be a nag. I don't want to be

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00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 1: a lot. I don't want to be a tease. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be da What are other things women

620
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: don't want to be? What do you not want to be? You?

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Speaker 1: You don't want to be a pussy a creep? Men

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00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: don't want to be pussy, but I have. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of like with you on this stuff, like

624
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: for me to ask for a better fucking very similar

625
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: in a way. But also but there are people that

626
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: just think they deserve it and they don't care like

627
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: how people perceive it. Like I'm not one of those people,

628
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: Like I asked for a little bit more money than

629
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: what they offered me for this, and that was a

630
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: huge and I didn't get it, but I was happy

631
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: that I did it, and uh, you know, and it

632
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: wasn't like crazy amount of money. And then I was,

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Speaker 1: you know, my thing that was like if I was

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Speaker 1: on Shark thing. I was like, and they're like, well,

635
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: we'll give you four percent. I'll be like, you know what, yeah, yeah,

636
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: but that's what I would do. Like I'm not really like,

637
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Speaker 1: but I'm glad that I did it, But yes, I

638
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Speaker 1: see your point. But maybe there's a room in the

639
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Speaker 1: building similar prize in a different area, and honestly, I'd

640
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Speaker 1: be willing to pay the extra like there with my

641
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 1: HBO special right now, I am. It's been pushed like

642
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: the air date has been pushed four months because I

643
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: didn't get that at it done in time because I'm

644
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 1: just being tune, nitpicky about it. And you know, they

645
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: have a certain budget allocated for like this is how

646
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: much money we can spend on editing this, and I'm

647
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 1: blowing past that severely because I just wanted to be

648
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 1: great and it's just not yet to me, and it

649
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: really has the potential to be and I wrote in

650
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: the email to the guy yesterday, I'm like, I I

651
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: got a really good song for it that I've wanted forever.

652
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: And it costs like thirty dollars, which is what any

653
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: song that you would recognize or any that you wouldn't

654
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: even recognize the song, but it's what it costs. And

655
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: I said, um, you know, I'll pay my own money

656
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: for extra editing. I just want this to be great.

657
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: I think it could win an Emmy and I just

658
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: want um. Or we could just get rid of the

659
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: song and I could literally like we could do a

660
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: sound alike that will cost five dollars, you know. So

661
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: I'm but it's interesting when people ask for more, like

662
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 1: I was, what did you say it? He has written

663
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: me back out, but in the Cathy Griffin article, this

664
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: is what freaked me out. So this is what frayed

665
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: her relationship with CNNU long before the mask incident. So

666
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: she called I think it's I forget who was the

667
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: president of NBC at the time, like Jeff Zucker or

668
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: something like that, And she called him like ten days

669
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Speaker 1: before she was supposed to do Christmas Eve CNN with

670
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 1: Anderson Cooper and or New Year's Eve, Christmas Eve, the

671
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: count down to Christmas Eve. They're just counting like the

672
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 1: five the twelve days of Christmas. So she was called

673
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 1: Jeff Zucker, No, you'll love this too, because I was

674
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: thinking of you, because you're You're really good when it

675
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: comes to like stepping up and trying negotiate and fight

676
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: for yourself if you think you deserve it. And she

677
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: said to him, I want, uh, this much more money

678
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: because I think Anderson's making that and I want this

679
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: much more money and or and he thought it was

680
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: a threat that she would walk if she didn't get it,

681
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 1: so he said, well, you're fired. I don't I'm not.

682
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: I don't take threats like, don't threaten me with this.

683
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,439
Speaker 1: And he fired her, and then she apologized, and then

684
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: she hired her again and then gave her less than

685
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: she was making before. And yeah, but this bitch like

686
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: Kathy Griffin. The reason she I resonate with her when

687
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 1: she says I hate when people say I resonate. She

688
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 1: resonates with me when she says that she never sought

689
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: out to be someone who was offensive or who like

690
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: had people hate her. I mean, we all get into

691
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: this because we want to be loved and yet she

692
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: But then you just get into it and you realize

693
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: the hypocrisy and like how much bullshit there is, and

694
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: you're just like fuck it, Like I just wanna I

695
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: you know, if people are gonna not like me, that's fine.

696
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 1: Like I read a you did I say that. I

697
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: read a YouTube comment the other day under one of

698
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: my most popular videos. I accidentally read it because it

699
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: was there, and it was nice because it said this

700
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: is as nice as it can get from me, by

701
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: the way, when it isn't a bustie. It said, god, admit,

702
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: she kind of killed this one. Guys, that is all

703
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: they're gonna give me. So what they were doing was

704
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: writing in response to all the hate. And I constantly

705
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: get guys telling me like, oh my god, your YouTube

706
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: comments do not represent how we feel about you, and

707
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't, I don't read them, so tell

708
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: me that. But you know, it's people. The more people

709
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: that know you, the more people are gonna hate you.

710
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: It's just the way it goes. And I am getting

711
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: so good at being okay with that. I'm so grateful

712
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: that my fame has come in gentle waves and ebbed

713
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: and flowed and because I would not have been able

714
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: to handle this when I was in my twenties of

715
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: people having opinions about me and making fun of me

716
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: or like you know, just and you're you know, uh.

717
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: There was like a podcast that some people were making

718
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: fun of me on recently, and it was like my

719
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: peers like people that I'm you know, not friends with,

720
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: but comedy acquaintances, and they're like trashing me on it.

721
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: And it's all like good nature trashing. They're not saying,

722
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 1: they're not like it. It's not the kind of stuff.

723
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to see them and be like, oh,

724
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: that was nice, you know. I texted some of them

725
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: about it. But it is interesting when you get to

726
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: a certain level of fame. If I were nobody, they

727
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 1: wouldn't be talking about this, you know they would. But

728
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: because I met a certain level of fame, you become

729
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 1: a part of the like everyone could comment on it,

730
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: like I had. I have a bit about I say

731
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,439
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson's name in my special. I am now able

732
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,240
Speaker 1: to comment on Pete Davidson's personal life in my special.

733
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: He's someone I was because he's not famous, I'm able

734
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 1: to come And then another night I was going to

735
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: Supernova in l A, which a lot of bestie showed

736
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: up to those shows thank you so much because they

737
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: emailed uh Noah or Carla, and Mulaney was supposed to

738
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: show up this weekend. He didn't because of whatever reason.

739
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: But um I, I didn't want to go to one

740
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 1: of the shows because it was after I found out

741
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: this podcast was talking about me, and I'm like, all

742
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: the comics are talking about me. Everyone's laughing behind my

743
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: back to Da Da Da Da, and it was about

744
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: the Bob Sagget song. They're just saying that. I was

745
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: like cringe and it was cringe, and I admit, like

746
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:16,280
Speaker 1: there's cringe. There's cringe things about being sincere and it's fine,

747
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: like I predicted it, But um I was just like

748
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: in the state of mind where it's like I just

749
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: heard all these nasty things about me. Howard Stern made

750
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: fun of me and was like this is the kind

751
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: of thing like Nikki would make fun of Like what

752
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: is she even talking about? And I was just feeling like, oh,

753
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: everyone's like listen to this behind my back and they're

754
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: probably like texting each other and making fun of me,

755
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: which could be true on some scale. I'm not like completely,

756
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking everyone, but I didn't want to go

757
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,919
Speaker 1: to the show because I'm just like, I'm gonna see

758
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 1: other comics and they're gonna be like snickering. And then

759
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: I was like, wait a second, John Mulaney might show

760
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: up to the show. John Mulaney, who I read speculation

761
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: about his personal life. I went on the Daily Mail

762
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: to seconds, like a second before I was leaving to go,

763
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: and I see pictures of him and Sarah Silverman walking

764
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: the reser war in him holding his baby. I'm like,

765
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: everyone is following him and commenting on his life. How

766
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: must he feel showing up tonight knowing that his acquaintance

767
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazers probably mouthed off on many podcasts about his

768
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 1: personal life, knowing nothing about it. And it's kind of

769
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 1: what you sign up for. And I'm not saying that

770
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop talking and commenting on celebrities lives

771
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 1: because but what I'm gonna do is except that mine

772
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: is commentable too, and I'm able to be mocked by

773
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: other comedians and it's okay because I know who I am,

774
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: I know where, I know why I do things, and

775
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: the thing about that making fun of me for the

776
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: Bob Saget song on this podcast, Like, first of all,

777
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: they're not wrong. It is a little cringe being like

778
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: that Sincere and Sacharin. It's so cringe. What I don't

779
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: care about it, though, is that I didn't put out

780
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: that song so I could get attention, so that I

781
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: could I know in my deepest heart of hearts that

782
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 1: I wasn't like, look how close I am with Bob.

783
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: If anything, I'm like, I don't, I'm not. We We're

784
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 1: only we weren't that good of Like I feel guilty.

785
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: I've said it on this podcast. I'm guilty. We weren't

786
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: that good of fronts. I wasn't trying to get attention

787
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: for it. I wasn't trying to make myself more famous

788
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: because of it. I was just putting something out there

789
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,879
Speaker 1: that reflected how I felt. I would never have done

790
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: it had I not already been in a recording studio

791
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: recording songs that I never intended to release, which I

792
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: could even prove that I wasn't gonna attend to release

793
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 1: them with multiple conversations I had. I was paying thousands

794
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: of dollars just to do this thing that I wanted

795
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: to do for fun, and that's why it happened. Um.

796
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: And also my final thought about this is that because

797
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: no matter what other people say, you're doing something for

798
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: because I think I didn't listen to their thing, but

799
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: I think they just said it was cringe and that

800
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: it's like Nikki thinks she's like sweet, she doesn't sound

801
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: that good whatever it was, and them saying, I know

802
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: what I would say if someone commented this, let me

803
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: just say that is that they're trying to get attention.

804
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: They're trying to be like I was so close with

805
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,439
Speaker 1: this famous person. I know I wasn't doing that. That's

806
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: all I need. That's all that needs to I don't

807
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: need to prove that to anyone, which I could, because

808
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: I have proof that I've talked about not being that

809
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 1: close with them. So obviously I'm not trying to pretend

810
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: like I was. I just was feeling something and that's

811
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: all that it was. It wasn't And if my motivations

812
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: were anything other than that, I would feel it would

813
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: have stuck with me that they made fun of me,

814
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: because they would have nailed it. You know. Yeah, I

815
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: remember even before, like you know, people like commented on

816
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: and you're like should I post this because it feels

817
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 1: like I'm promoting like you felt weird about it to me.

818
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: I remember also, it's like part of me is like

819
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: you've matured in a way where you can be since

820
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: here and you've removed yourself from this toxic situation. That's

821
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: that Isn't these uh comedy communities that if you're not

822
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: the most toxic, you're not you're not being real or

823
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 1: you're not being edgy. You know, it's not edgy always

824
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: being edgy exactly. Let me just say that the definition

825
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: of edginess to me and actually pushing the boundaries is

826
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:10,879
Speaker 1: doing things that are risky for you because they might

827
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: make you look stupid, they might make you look foolish,

828
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: they might make you look weak, but you want to

829
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: say them and do them anyway. Comics who are live

830
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: on the edge and whose main objective is always to

831
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 1: say the most offensive thing and make fun of everything,

832
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: there's nothing risky about it. Maybe the first time you

833
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: went on stage and did that act where you're like,

834
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: say the most offensive thing, maybe that was a risk.

835
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: But once you have a fan base, there ain't nothing

836
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: risky about going on a podcast. And granted I like

837
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: these guys that make fun of me. They're so funny,

838
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: and I like I like offensive humor. I like this,

839
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: you know, I like that type of humor. That's how

840
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: I started in comedy, was like saying the worst thing. Obviously,

841
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: my rose chokes are you know, representative of that, and

842
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: a lot of my stand up act. But the thing

843
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: I look, what comedy doesn't give me anymore, and doing

844
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: those offensive jokes used to give me was a thrill

845
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 1: that I might piss someone off and they might hate

846
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 1: me forever, and it might ruin me. It might make

847
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: me look stupid. I might say something that's out of

848
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: line that challenges the way someone thinks. They're not challenging

849
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: anyone anymore. They have their legion of fans who agree

850
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: with anything they say. There is nothing they're putting out

851
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: there anymore that is ever going to make them look

852
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: stupid or embarrassed or there's no risk anymore. And I'm

853
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: not saying that it's I still think that it's valid

854
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: to have that kind of comedy out there. It doesn't

855
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: mean like every comedy, all comedy has to be risky.

856
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: But what I did and what I'm doing with music

857
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: is so embarrassing. It is the level of this is

858
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: going to get me? It is because it's going to

859
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 1: it makes me Doing Dancing with the Stars was also

860
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: another thing. I'm not saying I'm the best at this,

861
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: but at least I took a fucking chance on something

862
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: I wanted to do because it felt good but might

863
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: have made me look so dumb and did because I've

864
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: got first this thing that I sincerely tried, I failed

865
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: terribly at I've looked more stupid than these guys have

866
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,399
Speaker 1: so much more and to me, and I'm not even

867
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: the one doing the more, there are people that do

868
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 1: this more than I even do it. But to me,

869
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: being an edgy comic is the safest ship going and

870
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: we need to start acknowledging that because what really is

871
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: edgy and what is like, you know, is doing things

872
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: that might make you look dumb and like you dancing

873
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: in the supermarket. Someone like made said something about like

874
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: Nikki went from being like a great stand up to

875
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: now you're posting pictures like video of this guy dancing

876
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: a supermarket. You dance like a little spastic ballerina in

877
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: a fucking aisle. You tell me that is comedy, You

878
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: askhole that is funnier than any one liner I could

879
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: have written on Twitter or some like sweet TikTok I

880
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: could have made of like when you go to the

881
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: supermarket and you can't find the time, Like how many

882
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: times I watched that original and laughed in bed last

883
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 1: night when I couldn't sleep, like thirty five times? And

884
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: how that, to me is way riskier than saying some

885
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: like line about like race or trans rights or whatever

886
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: the forward like someone's mom. It's just like my thing too?

887
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: Is that? Like it's like if I and I know

888
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: we have to get the news, but like if your

889
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: fan base attacks the person you make fun of, not

890
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: in a comical way, but in the most harsh and

891
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 1: egregious way to really rip at them and make them

892
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: feel horrible about themselves, and you don't fucking tell your

893
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: audience like, hey, look, we agree that this is funny,

894
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: but attacking other people outside of us in a in

895
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: a in a way where they flood the troll and

896
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 1: it's fucking it's whatever, you're fucking trolls, you're rady? Do

897
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: they blood my comments on the sac video comment on

898
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: on our YouTube page? Like a hundred of them and

899
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 1: maybe even more. It's oh, I got so many messages

900
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: on Twitter like, where's your Louis Anderson song, where's your

901
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: you know, Robert dust song, Where's It's just like, it's

902
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: gonna follow me for a while, and but I'm going

903
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: to have to I'm gonna put out an album and

904
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 1: actually have success, and I'll get made fun of so

905
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: much for I have so many more things up my

906
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: sleep that are gonna be embarrassing. Bring it on. These

907
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 1: fucking pussies that comments the ship. They would never do

908
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,399
Speaker 1: anything that would ever make them look a little bit

909
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: stupid in the name of being sincere and putting out

910
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 1: actual feelings. And the second one of these guys heroes parishes,

911
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: God forbid, Let's see if they don't fucking do something

912
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: a little bit sweet. And and by the way, the way,

913
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: anyone who is listening to these guys thinking they are

914
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,919
Speaker 1: like so brave and don't give a fuck, and they don't.

915
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: They don't try at all. Look at what they're wearing,

916
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: look at the outfits they wear, look at the gloves

917
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: they have on. They think about what they look like

918
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: and how they appear all the time. So do I

919
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm just saying it bugs me that they

920
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: came after me. It hurt my feelings. It made me

921
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 1: feel stupid. It made me feel exactly how I knew

922
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: I was going to feel and how like I predicted

923
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: I was going to feel. It's embarrassing to be made

924
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: fun of. It just is, especially by comedians who's like

925
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 1: comedy respect. There's a way to be sincere in like

926
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: this their fan base whatever. They're like, oh, we're sincere.

927
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: We actually you know, when we have festivals, we all

928
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 1: come together and we're so open to love you man,

929
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: and you close every roast with I love you man,

930
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: You're like my brother. But but there's like a way

931
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: that they do sincerity where it's still like manly and edgy.

932
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: It's like I love my baby son. I taught him

933
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 1: how to shoot a gun and kill his first rabbit,

934
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: and then we ate it together right out there on

935
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: the woods, you know, and it's like, wow, man, you

936
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: fucking have some heart. But if it was like you know,

937
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, really putting yourself out there, are really

938
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: like just like but then we'll be like, well, you know,

939
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: or like I kissed a man or I blew up.

940
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, we understand this, but you're it doesn't

941
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: mean that you're fan base. Don't attack people, and like,

942
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: because I I interpreted it completely here we are talking

943
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, no, no, no, I wanted to know

944
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: what so I watched it and like, your song was

945
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 1: the impetus for like one of the funniest moments they've

946
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 1: had on their podcast, which was the tribute song that

947
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: Jay and the guy from the comedy Jam wrote, but

948
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: it was about Bob Sagett so and it had nothing

949
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: really to do. They wrote like a mock song. Yeah,

950
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: so they're like, okay, well this inspired us to write

951
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: our own songs, and Lewis wrote a song, a parody

952
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: song about meeting Bob Saggen in the green room at

953
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 1: Skankfest and Bob Sagen not knowing who he was. Two

954
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 1: Tears in Heaven. And then Jay and Adam wrote a

955
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: song um like a like a metal song, the Lincoln

956
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: Park Song, and then they did like a thing that

957
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: Corn did anyway, Yeah, and it was it was really funny.

958
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 1: It's like, it is funny. I would probably be making

959
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,479
Speaker 1: fun of me too, but I'm just getting defensive because

960
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm me. But I will say that, like the there,

961
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: I don't mind what they did as much as like

962
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: what their fans did. Of course, like I like, but

963
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 1: I didn't think they are terrified of looking like pussies

964
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 1: never or or being vulnerable and really almost looking sincere

965
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: like or or being made fun I mean I would

966
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: be terrified being made fun of too, if all my

967
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: friends constantly were on the lookout to make to call

968
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: me gay and make fun of me like it's just

969
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 1: and as a comedian, you can't do sincere things. I've

970
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: chosen a profession where I'm going to get made fun

971
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: of and this will haunt me for the rest of

972
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,959
Speaker 1: my life. But I've given a chance to do it again.

973
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: I might have released it under a different name or

974
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 1: something so that no one could accused me of it,

975
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: but that would have been weird because it's like, why

976
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: is this random person we're singing about? Bob second, But

977
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 1: and maybe I would have put more jokes in it,

978
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 1: but the day I recorded it, I wasn't in a

979
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 1: mood to make jokes, and it just happened. And that's

980
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: just what happened. And you know what, But I think

981
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: that this can be a lesson to everyone because I

982
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: was thinking about how he could make this, like, oh,

983
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 1: how is this about a larger thing than just myself,

984
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: And it's just you can't control what people think about you.

985
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: And if you know what your own intentions are and

986
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: you know who you are, even if someone's calling you racist,

987
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 1: someone's calling you a diva, someone's calling you a bit,

988
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: someone's calling you lazy, if you know someone's calling you fat,

989
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 1: if you know you don't, you actively don't want to

990
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: be that thing. Maybe you are fat, but you don't

991
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: want to be it. You know that that's it's not

992
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: your fault, and also that it matters what I think.

993
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:01,399
Speaker 1: Like I remember Rachel Einstein she Um. I remember one

994
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: time she was worried about some person she was working

995
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,760
Speaker 1: with thinking something about her because they knew someone who

996
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: probably would have lied to her about her to them.

997
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: And I was just like Rachel, it just doesn't matter

998
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: because you can't control it. What are you gonna call

999
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: them and say, I think you might have heard this

1000
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: thing about me. It's out of your hands, and you

1001
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: know that you're not that, And all you have to

1002
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: do is just keep living from that place of not

1003
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: being the person that they are thinking that you are,

1004
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 1: and it'll catch up. There are so many times I

1005
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: have heard things shitty things about people, And I go

1006
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: into a situation thinking a person is gonna be one

1007
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: way because I've heard rumors, and how quick how easy

1008
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 1: is it to disprove that once you get to know

1009
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: a person, and even if you don't get a chance

1010
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: to disprove it, Like I'm not going to get a

1011
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: chance to make these people like me. They'll never like me,

1012
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: these guys and and the haters. But um, I know

1013
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 1: who I am and that's all that matters. And they're

1014
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: not affecting my well being. They're not, like, you know,

1015
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: hurting me. I'm not reading their comments. My friends and

1016
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: family might. But I know even if I did put

1017
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: that out to get attention for being friends of Bob

1018
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,439
Speaker 1: Tacket and because I wanted anyone hear my cool new

1019
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: voice that I think I'm deserved to win in a

1020
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 1: fucking Emmy four um, which is not true. But even

1021
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: if that were true, who the funk cares? That's another thing.

1022
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: When people like put an Instagram post where you know

1023
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: you'll you'll go, Nikki, isn't this guy just trying to

1024
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: get attention for this? And I go, even if he is,

1025
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: isn't that sad? Shouldn't we just like let that like

1026
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: and it's not, that's not I'm not hurting anyone. But

1027
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 1: if I weren't really, like god, I want everyone to

1028
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: know I'm so close to Bob Saget and that like

1029
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: famous people love me if that were me, it's not.

1030
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: It's really in the scheme of things to be a

1031
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 1: bad person. That's not really that bad. It's not true.

1032
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: But like even if it were, it's but I know

1033
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: who I am. How many people were probably talking about

1034
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 1: Childish Gambino when he was like trying to do like

1035
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: R and B music, when he was a stand up comedian.

1036
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: I mean, and now he's off to making one of

1037
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 1: the best shows on TV. And I'm not saying people

1038
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: will go, well, that's not the same because he's more

1039
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: tone like whatever, like you know what I mean. Like

1040
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 1: they have this idea of like yeah, and they want

1041
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 1: to keep everyone in a box because they don't want

1042
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: to go outside that box. That box is scary. I

1043
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: don't want to step out there. It's so scary to

1044
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: potentially look stupid. And that's why I love you. That's

1045
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: why I was so attracted to you and your version

1046
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:31,439
Speaker 1: of stand up because you You've taught me to lean

1047
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,879
Speaker 1: into that of like who cares if my I'm looking

1048
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 1: in the Instagram and I'm trying to look a little

1049
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 1: bit hot here and it's also funny. It's also funny.

1050
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: That's good enough, and maybe I am trying to look

1051
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,959
Speaker 1: a little hot because I look good? Who the cares?

1052
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: And what if I like, I look like I do

1053
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: a silly dance and it's like, I don't know, it's

1054
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 1: just I get comments though, like look there, I I

1055
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 1: lean like, I know, like there's a way of me

1056
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: being like, oh, I could just dance down the thing

1057
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 1: and like, but also want to be respected for my jokes,

1058
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,399
Speaker 1: you know, because I do think I'm a good joke writer,

1059
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: and I do think like I actually can tell a

1060
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 1: story very like whatever, I'm very compelling on stage and

1061
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: that I'm I don't just rely on like you more

1062
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,839
Speaker 1: than that. And I'm not saying that that's what you think,

1063
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 1: but like, you know, I get comments all the time

1064
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 1: where it's like you're nothing without Nikki, You're you know,

1065
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: I know. But even if you read it like but

1066
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying, no, no, I agree. That's what I tell

1067
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,280
Speaker 1: my I do tell myself. I go, look, I actually

1068
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 1: worked eight years or seven years before I even met Nikki.

1069
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: I actually like I'm extremely talented on my own, but

1070
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 1: you read that and people from Afar, it's still it

1071
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: gets into my brain and like you just got to

1072
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,720
Speaker 1: go back to what you can control. And in trying

1073
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 1: to convince people, no, no, no, actually this just keep

1074
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:53,399
Speaker 1: telling good jokes, just keep telling good stories. Keep like

1075
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 1: because you do know you're a good storyteller. You do

1076
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 1: know you're a good comedian. They might not know that

1077
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 1: or see that yet, but you can just keep doing

1078
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 1: it and then it will eventually get out there. They

1079
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 1: might not see it, but it's so funny. Like how

1080
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: you come up though, is like how you're perceived. Like

1081
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: everyone gets a break from someone else. Everyone can always

1082
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: go you wouldn't be anything if you didn't do that

1083
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: like I have. There's so many people have helped me

1084
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: along the way that they could. And by the way,

1085
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 1: people can say the same thing about I'm nothing without you,

1086
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 1: like what do I have to be? It's the same.

1087
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,399
Speaker 1: I feel that way about you sometimes a lot of times. So, um,

1088
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 1: do we have any time for any you know, we

1089
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: have to go to a break. Let's come back with

1090
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: why do I care? And just cut right to it,

1091
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: all right? Why do I care? Why do I care? Uh?

1092
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 1: Let me get to it. Sorry, Oh yeah, I have

1093
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 1: all the swells out there. It's Tuesday, folks. You know

1094
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: what that means. But why do I care? Taylor Swift

1095
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 1: fires back and singer Damon Albarn for claiming she doesn't

1096
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: write her own songs. Can you listen? It was quote,

1097
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:05,280
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I'm I don't even want to comment

1098
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: on this. I'm so upset about it in a way

1099
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: that you don't think I would be. So. So he goes, Uh,

1100
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: she doesn't write around song. So Damon went on to

1101
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 1: say that doesn't count. She co writes most some of them.

1102
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 1: The reporter said, whatever, he goes, that doesn't count. I

1103
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: know what co writing is. Co writing is very different

1104
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 1: to writing. I'm not hating on anybody. I'm just saying

1105
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: there's a big difference between a songwriter and a songwriter

1106
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: who co writes. Doesn't mean the outcome can't be really great.

1107
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 1: That is like not attacking at all. He didn't say

1108
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 1: that she doesn't write some of her songs, but maybe

1109
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: she does co write some of them. Does she not

1110
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: like does she not like bring in producers for me

1111
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:49,959
Speaker 1: she does write, but he was insinuating. He definitely wasn't

1112
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 1: sinuating that. When it says Co write that she's not

1113
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: doing the writing, Is that what you got from it?

1114
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 1: I didn't. I mean absolutely, But the truth of the

1115
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: matter is this was This is exactly what we were

1116
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: just talking about. I was a little disappointed with her

1117
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: reply because she wrote, fuck you bitch, I'll find Oh sorry,

1118
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: that was a different quote. Okay, uh, I was way.

1119
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 1: This guy is the was in the band the Gorillas,

1120
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 1: you know, with the z Y. I ain't happy. I'm

1121
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 1: feeling sad he's one of the gorillas. I'm feeling bad.

1122
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 1: I got sunshine. I was such a big fan of

1123
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: yours until I saw this. I write all of my

1124
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 1: own songs. Your hot take is completely false and so damaging.

1125
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: You don't have to like my songs, but it's really

1126
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: fucked up to try and discredit my writing. Wow. And

1127
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: then she writes a follow up. She goes, ps, I

1128
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: wrote this tweet all by myself. In case you're wondering,

1129
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: no Co writing on that tweet. Motherfucker, he's here. Here's

1130
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: when I saw that. I first read taylor response before

1131
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 1: I saw his thing, and I thought, this guy must

1132
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 1: have really been really mean, and then I read his quote,

1133
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: and I go, we would never hear about this guy's

1134
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 1: quote unless Taylor commented on it. Um. Ever, who is

1135
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: reading an article about what the co founder of Guerrillas

1136
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: who had a hit in two thousand one says, Andrew,

1137
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: you want to scoot up closer? Um? So the only

1138
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 1: reason we know about this, I get it. I get

1139
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: this is exactly we're just talking about. When someone says

1140
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 1: something about you that isn't true, and how you respond

1141
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 1: and how um and and how hurtful it can be

1142
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 1: when you know it isn't true and you you perceive

1143
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 1: that maybe a lot of people are saying this about you.

1144
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:51,560
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, No one thinks Taylor Swift ain't

1145
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 1: writing our songs that girl. I mean, I know, I mean,

1146
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: you know what. I don't want to say, no one,

1147
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: because it's almost the same thing I was just saying of, Like,

1148
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: when one person says something that people can latch onto

1149
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: it and then it can be that come the narrative

1150
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 1: about you. But there are so many documented uh you know,

1151
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: it's so well documented that Taylor Swift writes literally everything

1152
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 1: she does, and she has a hand in everything. She's

1153
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 1: almost you know, it's almost too much sometimes where you're

1154
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: like girl, like she's writing songs for other people, like

1155
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 1: that she should be record on her own. This girl

1156
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: is one of the greatest songwriters in the history of

1157
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 1: the world. There's no doubt about that. The fact that

1158
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 1: she got so upset about this hurts me because I'm

1159
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: like Taylor, you have nothing to prove anymore. You don't

1160
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 1: need to get mad at this guy because his voice

1161
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: means truly nothing. You are so solidified in the annals

1162
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 1: of music history as one of the most prolific singer

1163
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: songwriters who will ever exist, right up there with the Beatles,

1164
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 1: like net like with the Beatles. That answering this guy

1165
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: is just beneath you. And the fact that he made

1166
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: you so upset makes me think, Babe, what's going on?

1167
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 1: Like this? Doesn't you? It makes me feel sad for

1168
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 1: her that she got so upset about this. And but

1169
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 1: don't you think this mindset is the same reason why

1170
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: she writes songs. It's the same reason why you write

1171
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:29,600
Speaker 1: and do everything you do, like Yes herself, because this

1172
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 1: guy's life is ruined now for a while because of

1173
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: how much her fans hate him, and I just think

1174
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 1: it was I think it was an overreaction fans. Thank

1175
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: god for Taylor for reactions I have, But her fans

1176
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: are going to go and she'll never once right. Hey,

1177
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 1: you know what, back off, back off. Look, it was

1178
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: between me and him. I made this public. It's not

1179
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 1: really you don't have to. I can really agree him

1180
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: or whatever you said that about those guys about me.

1181
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 1: It was immediately what I thought about is this. I

1182
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 1: was thought I felt bad for this guy yesterday because

1183
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 1: he followed up with the greatest response ever. And I'm

1184
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: on the Taylor Swift subread yesterday. It was like, I

1185
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 1: would never want to discredit you as a songwriter. I

1186
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 1: am so very sorry. I mean, it was a context,

1187
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: he said a little bit. It was absolutely they were

1188
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: talking about co writers in general. I butt her name

1189
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 1: was thrown into it. They took out any other name

1190
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 1: that was associated in that mix. I'm sure it was

1191
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 1: taken out of context. And the thing is maybe he

1192
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 1: was feeling a little jealous of her and he threw

1193
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 1: under the bus because he was like, I like Billie

1194
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 1: Eilish more than Taylor Swift. He mean, he said a

1195
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 1: couple of other things that were like not nice. So

1196
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fired up to if I were her.

1197
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 1: She I just it makes you realize there's no one

1198
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 1: that's immune to like feeling really attacked when there's ridicule,

1199
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,640
Speaker 1: especially when it puts into question the thing that you

1200
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 1: pride yourself on, the most that no one can take

1201
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 1: from you is that you write your own stuff. Someone

1202
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 1: said that someone else co wrote my jokes, I would

1203
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 1: fucking lose my goddamn you know, like that is what

1204
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: really dick for stage time. I was like, Okay, I

1205
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: know I didn't do that, but when someone said no,

1206
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 1: men wrote jokes for you, I was like, how fucking

1207
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 1: dare you? And I did blow him for the joke. No.

1208
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 1: But my thing is is like it's also comes like

1209
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 1: you like these guys that were talking ship. She respected

1210
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: this guy, so I'm sure she's like, Wow, this guy

1211
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:24,919
Speaker 1: is a great song or however she viewed it. Yeah,

1212
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's interesting to say you're a

1213
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:29,040
Speaker 1: fan of someone until they insult you, because does that

1214
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 1: change their music sounds that's a little weird. Yeah. Um,

1215
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 1: I just felt to meditate more. But that's it. But

1216
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: I will say that she um I was reading the

1217
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 1: subrite and I thought Taylor fans would be like, that

1218
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 1: was a sincere apology. People cannot fucking apologize anymore. No

1219
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: one will take an apology. There's no apology that's ever

1220
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 1: good enough for people. Once they want you, once they

1221
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: want to burn you at the stake, you apologize, then

1222
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 1: you're weak, and then they jump on. Epologizing is worse.

1223
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: There's nothing you guys open your minds to people apologizing.

1224
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: It's so weird and my fans don't need to hear

1225
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,360
Speaker 1: this because they're fucking open to it. But I'm just

1226
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:10,000
Speaker 1: like sad about it. Let's get into reddit. Um. It's

1227
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 1: time for Reddit dump karaoke mode. This is your Reddit

1228
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:19,200
Speaker 1: dum um alright, so like, yeah, go pee, I'll stay

1229
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 1: on here and keep this going. Um. So, I wanted

1230
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 1: to play a really funny clip from UM I guess

1231
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 1: magnum p I. Did you see the one? And it's like,

1232
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's gonna go well on audio,

1233
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 1: but you can check it on the video if we

1234
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,840
Speaker 1: could put it on. It's magnum p I and he's

1235
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,960
Speaker 1: like obviously investigating some kind of crime and it's you know,

1236
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:43,480
Speaker 1: what's his name Tom sellum Selleck, and he's running up

1237
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 1: some stairs and he sees a nun on a ladder

1238
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,720
Speaker 1: and he has his gun drawn and he's like searching

1239
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 1: for whoever the suspect is. And he sees a nun

1240
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 1: on a ladder and he kind of looks at the

1241
01:04:55,400 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: nun and she looks back at him, and he's like

1242
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 1: kind of like, oh, okay, she's just a nun. And

1243
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 1: then he he says that, then he runs back up

1244
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 1: the stairs. She says he runs back up the stairs,

1245
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 1: and then he gets a little bit of like a

1246
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 1: suspicion and then all of a sudden, you see her

1247
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 1: from behind pull out a gun. Us don't work up strong,

1248
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 1: And he says to himself right before he realizes that

1249
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 1: the nun. So, the nun is in the background pulling

1250
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 1: out her gun and you can see her about to

1251
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,840
Speaker 1: shoot him, and then he like, you know, he just

1252
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 1: kind of thinks to himself, and then right before he

1253
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:41,800
Speaker 1: turns around to see her, he goes, nuns don't work

1254
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,040
Speaker 1: on Sunday. Then he turned around and he shoots the

1255
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 1: nun before she's able to shoot him. But it's just

1256
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 1: so funny how like you would never put that together

1257
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 1: and go it's Sunday. Nuns don't work on It's just

1258
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 1: like the dumbest thing at windows. Why would a nun

1259
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:03,920
Speaker 1: nuns don't work? Why is this not on a ladder

1260
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: fixing a window like a very high ladder twos like

1261
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 1: thirty ft up? It just made me laugh. Um. That

1262
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:12,920
Speaker 1: was from the subreddit Funny. We have a question for

1263
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: Andrew because when I was watching that clip, I was

1264
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,320
Speaker 1: has anyone ever said that Tom Selleck and you could

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01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: be related in some way? Here? Wait till you see

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01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:24,400
Speaker 1: this photo and I think we should post it. Um,

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01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 1: I'll send you a photo no where I'm very Selicky

1268
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 1: mixed with Ron Jeremy. Oh yeah, you got a little

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01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 1: bit of round Jeremy. I see that. Um. But on

1270
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 1: the top, no, I see that. No, I see that

1271
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: Tom selicks, especially in this last clip, and we just showed. Um.

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01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 1: This was from True Off my Chest is where people

1273
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 1: just like vent something and this thought made me think

1274
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,400
Speaker 1: of you, Andrew. It said, the fact that women's legs

1275
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,959
Speaker 1: are naturally hairy to me is such a mind fuck.

1276
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:52,120
Speaker 1: My dislike of hairy legs on a woman feels so

1277
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,040
Speaker 1: natural to me, but it isn't it's a socially impost preference,

1278
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:58,840
Speaker 1: and it I had been born any time before, the

1279
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: women would be all walking around with hairy legs and

1280
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 1: men wouldn't give a ship because it would be normal.

1281
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to believe my preference for hairless

1282
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,919
Speaker 1: legs is a social construct because it doesn't feel that way,

1283
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 1: even though it is. It makes me wonder what other

1284
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:14,520
Speaker 1: aspects of myself that I believe are inherent are actually not.

1285
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:17,920
Speaker 1: Um Andrew, you feel the same way about women's hair

1286
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:22,880
Speaker 1: on their legs, don't lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm

1287
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:26,440
Speaker 1: gonna say that if I if so, Brando might not

1288
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 1: shave her legs during the winter, and or like she

1289
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,120
Speaker 1: lets them grow a little bit like there, they do

1290
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 1: feel a little tarantula, but not fully. You said the

1291
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:37,640
Speaker 1: look of ankle hair on a woman's leg could make

1292
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:43,400
Speaker 1: you unattracted to her, But a woman with fully grown

1293
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:47,440
Speaker 1: out leg hair, it does not help my penis stay

1294
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 1: hard or get hard. I agree with that. I have

1295
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 1: the same thing with um men not driving teslas. Yeah yeah, yeah,

1296
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 1: what I mean? What is it about a man that

1297
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:02,000
Speaker 1: like where a man groom themselves where it's like I

1298
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 1: couldn't date a man unless he was groomed in a

1299
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: certain way. I'm just trying to think there's nothing. I mean,

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01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,720
Speaker 1: I don't really mind a lot of body hair or

1301
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 1: anything like that, and not them. I mean, there are

1302
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,840
Speaker 1: women that will go if you have back hair, I'm

1303
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:18,200
Speaker 1: not dating you. Like some size penises. There are women

1304
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:21,000
Speaker 1: that are like probably grossed out by that, but you

1305
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 1: should be grossed out by penises in general. Yeah, the

1306
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:26,559
Speaker 1: fact that we haven't learned to like crave penises as weird,

1307
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,840
Speaker 1: like just want them in us. We do, but like physically,

1308
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 1: like why don't they don't look more appeeling? I guess

1309
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:35,280
Speaker 1: because we don't need to put them in our mouths.

1310
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:37,760
Speaker 1: It's just something you've seen your whole life. It's what

1311
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:40,120
Speaker 1: you see your whole life. If I saw leg hair

1312
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:43,600
Speaker 1: my whole life, right, it would be more acceptable. Although no,

1313
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,679
Speaker 1: I do remember that in like fourth or fifth grade

1314
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 1: one girls had hair, like some girls would shave until

1315
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:51,920
Speaker 1: their knee, yes, and then it would be like even

1316
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,880
Speaker 1: if it blond, they go, it's blonde. I'm like, yeah,

1317
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,720
Speaker 1: but that's a lot of blond, right, you know what

1318
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 1: I mean? Even then I kind of knew that, like

1319
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,720
Speaker 1: I wasn't that attracted to it. I'm the same way.

1320
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like so much more of a

1321
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:06,400
Speaker 1: woman when I have shaved legs. But it is interesting

1322
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:09,439
Speaker 1: that makeup though. It is just something that highlights things

1323
01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:13,000
Speaker 1: that are already natural for a woman to look pretty. Yeah,

1324
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,160
Speaker 1: like that are already like. But the hairless leg thing

1325
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 1: is completely I wonder what that is signaling to a

1326
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:23,800
Speaker 1: man's brain that they are more sexually attractive. That is

1327
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:27,439
Speaker 1: kind of an evolution, Yeah, hairless being like if a

1328
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:31,479
Speaker 1: woman's hairless, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, young, it's you. You're right,

1329
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,000
Speaker 1: you don't get you don't get hair on your legs

1330
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:36,920
Speaker 1: until you're older. It's a dolphin with long hair. I

1331
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:40,000
Speaker 1: would be turned off. Like there's something about, like, god,

1332
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,280
Speaker 1: have you seen that TikTok of someone putting those like

1333
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 1: uh like hard spaghetti through a hot dog and then

1334
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:49,200
Speaker 1: cooking it. It looks like a centipedecee. So you put

1335
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,760
Speaker 1: it to a hot dog and then you throw it

1336
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 1: in boiling water and then afterwards all the spaghetti is

1337
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:56,000
Speaker 1: you could strike it through you know what I'm saying,

1338
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:57,639
Speaker 1: And you put in the water and so it looks

1339
01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:59,000
Speaker 1: like and then you pull it out and it's just

1340
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 1: this dru and then they put it in a bonnet.

1341
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:04,920
Speaker 1: It's like a spaghetti dog. It just makes me sick. Um.

1342
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 1: So this is one from life pro tips. I just

1343
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,720
Speaker 1: thought this is good for me and the bestias and

1344
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 1: you too. Know life pro tip always tell kids that

1345
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,760
Speaker 1: they have a cool helmet. Positive reinforcement with helmets can

1346
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,479
Speaker 1: cause them to wear them more in the future and

1347
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:19,120
Speaker 1: potentially save their life. I thought that was good. Yeah.

1348
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:21,800
Speaker 1: I mean again, that goes to like being manly and

1349
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 1: being tough as opposed to is it stupid Tony Hawk

1350
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,559
Speaker 1: wears a helmet. That's what says here. Also by your

1351
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 1: kids helmets that look cool like their friends have. That's

1352
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:32,080
Speaker 1: a good point. Was there anything when you were a

1353
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 1: kid that you were like, so I needed to have

1354
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:38,080
Speaker 1: like a cool backpack, Like I was so worried that

1355
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 1: I was going to have a lame lame jim shoes,

1356
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:47,240
Speaker 1: lame backpack, lame backpack, lame bike, lame binder. Yes, remember

1357
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:51,000
Speaker 1: the velcro binder came out and couldn't be too colorful

1358
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:53,560
Speaker 1: because I couldn't be a girl, so it had to

1359
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:58,439
Speaker 1: be manly, maybe like a dark blue. Um. Okay that

1360
01:10:58,479 --> 01:11:02,519
Speaker 1: I'm wearing now for sure. Let's go to the final thought,

1361
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:04,960
Speaker 1: and let's play the clip that I just found on

1362
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:08,959
Speaker 1: Redditt this morning. That is so weird of this guy

1363
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,240
Speaker 1: trying to pick up this girl in like a thrift store.

1364
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:14,640
Speaker 1: So it says it actually reads it for us so

1365
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:17,040
Speaker 1: we can listen. It's so creepy. You're gonna love this.

1366
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:23,840
Speaker 1: I was just trying to thrift. My name Glory, all right.

1367
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 1: I just think you're one of the most beautiful girls ever.

1368
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:30,439
Speaker 1: Nt thank you. Can I buy one of those things

1369
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 1: for you? Oh? No, it's okay, I'll be fusure. Yeah,

1370
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:40,360
Speaker 1: I'm fine, Okay, Yeah, yeah, are you Jason similar? No,

1371
01:11:40,439 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm only seventeen, so okay, well it used

1372
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:51,720
Speaker 1: to be. Yeah, it is all right. I got the

1373
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:54,040
Speaker 1: injury vote a month. I SI ago on my knee

1374
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 1: is kind of a trillion. It's kind of danged up. Um,

1375
01:11:58,479 --> 01:12:01,559
Speaker 1: I get bitten by a chick. Actually, maybe you can

1376
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:05,280
Speaker 1: guess which one is is bad? Oh, I have no idea,

1377
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:11,479
Speaker 1: you know, I can't tell. I used the right one anyway,

1378
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:15,599
Speaker 1: A little in the country, and I got a bunch

1379
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:21,080
Speaker 1: of stuff that I it's kind of trying to keep

1380
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:24,519
Speaker 1: up off her work, but it's kind of falling behind.

1381
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm looking for someone to help me. Okay, it's a

1382
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:32,400
Speaker 1: paying thing, but it's basically involved getting my stuff of

1383
01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:35,640
Speaker 1: the garden in process and some things like tomatoes and

1384
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:38,840
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. All right, I'm getting a phone call.

1385
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:44,960
Speaker 1: I actually have to go, oh god, what the fuck?

1386
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:47,559
Speaker 1: I mean? That's a guy that eventually he tries that

1387
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:50,599
Speaker 1: a bunch of times and obviously never it never works,

1388
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 1: or he tries it on a mentally ill person and

1389
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:58,400
Speaker 1: they do it, but he's gonna murder her, and then

1390
01:12:58,439 --> 01:13:02,599
Speaker 1: he one about the murder because no sexually harass her.

1391
01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:06,720
Speaker 1: But no. Well, someone commented and said, uh, yeah, I

1392
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:08,880
Speaker 1: have a farm with an empty storage container that I'm

1393
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: currently looking to lock someone up in. Are you interesting?

1394
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:15,559
Speaker 1: She's like, actually, yeah, that sound one of my acid

1395
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:18,160
Speaker 1: vants has sprung a leaka do you know how to weld?

1396
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:22,200
Speaker 1: That's another comment. These people are so funny on Reddit.

1397
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:25,760
Speaker 1: Um yeah, and also, hey, girl, want to check out

1398
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,439
Speaker 1: my gross knee, like my pussing knee that up in

1399
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:32,400
Speaker 1: by a tick, like what is wrong with people? And

1400
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:37,880
Speaker 1: also that girl, uh, teach our children to say leave

1401
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 1: me the funk alone. Dude, or like go get you

1402
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:43,479
Speaker 1: don't want to like elevated. I guess it's hard, I know,

1403
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:46,320
Speaker 1: but there she's in a public place where there could

1404
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:49,559
Speaker 1: be other people. But like, man, that is so the hanger.

1405
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:52,679
Speaker 1: The hanger sounds add to the tension to oh yeah,

1406
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 1: I freaking yeah, I ever tried to pick up a

1407
01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:01,040
Speaker 1: girl in public? Like total ship to tone because obviously

1408
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:03,080
Speaker 1: we would never do anything like that. But has there

1409
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:07,080
Speaker 1: ever been an attempt to talk to a girl in

1410
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:11,120
Speaker 1: public that you had an attraction to? From afar and like,

1411
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to say this right now, and you might

1412
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:17,080
Speaker 1: not believe me. I don't think I've ever maybe not okay, silber,

1413
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 1: so sober, sober, not drunk. I've never hit on a

1414
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 1: girl in like a hitting no way in my life,

1415
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: that's I know. I mean, I believe you. I don't

1416
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:33,120
Speaker 1: think I've never been at the gym and been like, oh,

1417
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:35,280
Speaker 1: are you like lifting? That's cool? Like I love to

1418
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:38,800
Speaker 1: lift a handful of times like that. But I think

1419
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:42,160
Speaker 1: it happens so often. I think it really put out

1420
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 1: a vibe of like, don't talk to me, and not

1421
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,400
Speaker 1: that I'm like I'm the other girls are asking for it.

1422
01:14:47,439 --> 01:14:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that I just I just don't get

1423
01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:51,080
Speaker 1: it a lot. And I have to imagine it's not

1424
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:54,840
Speaker 1: because I'm guys don't want to rape me, but um

1425
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:56,800
Speaker 1: it's like but I'm talking about like just even just

1426
01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 1: like I get it, just want to sleep with me. Um, No,

1427
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:03,160
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It's never. I'm almost offended that people don't

1428
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:06,160
Speaker 1: do it more often because but I've I think I've

1429
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:08,840
Speaker 1: done I've given my number to like God, I've like

1430
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:11,360
Speaker 1: just gone up and like given my number and walked

1431
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,840
Speaker 1: away back in my twenties a lot not so I

1432
01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: mean sober. Yeah, and they never do. It's a good

1433
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:20,519
Speaker 1: move though, because you're kind of like you're not really

1434
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:22,640
Speaker 1: you're risking it without kind of risking it because you're

1435
01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:25,800
Speaker 1: kind of like you're going forward. But if they don't

1436
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:29,160
Speaker 1: call back, I know you did that at the hotel

1437
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,280
Speaker 1: that one time. There was the bell man. There is

1438
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,760
Speaker 1: a bell boy at the hotel. I just checked out

1439
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 1: of yesterday and I went downstairs and I had all

1440
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:41,120
Speaker 1: my luggage in my room stacked up, and I had

1441
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,360
Speaker 1: a tip on it because I was going to go

1442
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:44,040
Speaker 1: down to the lobby and be like, hey, can someone

1443
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:45,840
Speaker 1: go up and get it? And I go down and

1444
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,360
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, this guy can get it. And he

1445
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:51,680
Speaker 1: rounds a corner and he's the most attractive person I've

1446
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:55,200
Speaker 1: ever seen, maybe, And he's the bell boy and he's

1447
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:57,720
Speaker 1: probably like twenty two or something like he's way young,

1448
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:03,280
Speaker 1: but he's just gorgeous. I couldn't talk in front of

1449
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:06,160
Speaker 1: all these employees at the at the front desk. I

1450
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:09,679
Speaker 1: was like, I have um and I had to look

1451
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:15,160
Speaker 1: at the ground. I felt insane. I was so it

1452
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:17,920
Speaker 1: wasn't like I was like trying to be like flirtations.

1453
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I was too astounded by how attractive this

1454
01:16:21,439 --> 01:16:24,200
Speaker 1: person was, and I felt embarrassed to be in their presence,

1455
01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:28,240
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's, um my luggage is um up.

1456
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:30,120
Speaker 1: I couldn't look at him. Have you ever seen someone

1457
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:33,760
Speaker 1: so good looking you couldn't look them in the eye. Yeah, yeah,

1458
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 1: I think so. I can't like put my finger on it.

1459
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:40,120
Speaker 1: But I've been around attractive enough people that are just like, oh,

1460
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:42,800
Speaker 1: you're not even uh, you're not the same kind of

1461
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 1: person as me, Like there's two different kinds of people,

1462
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:48,880
Speaker 1: and you're in some kind of weird cheekbone. And I

1463
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:52,200
Speaker 1: felt like he looked if I looked him in the eyes,

1464
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:57,400
Speaker 1: he would know how much I felt he was hot,

1465
01:16:57,479 --> 01:16:59,880
Speaker 1: Like that's something in my My eyes might turn to

1466
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:03,040
Speaker 1: hearts or I don't know why I couldn't make eye

1467
01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:05,040
Speaker 1: Conda because I thought he would know everything and it

1468
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:07,599
Speaker 1: would be so embarrassing that this old woman thinks this

1469
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,800
Speaker 1: guy is so cute. But it was. It was like

1470
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,680
Speaker 1: I was a seventh grader and there was like a

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Speaker 1: hot boy at the locker. Next it was so funny.

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Speaker 1: I felt like kind of alive again. I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, that's so funny. And then I was like,

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Speaker 1: how does my room look? What did? I also don't

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01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:23,760
Speaker 1: expect it like it's your oh yeah, And he also

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01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:26,759
Speaker 1: just saw all here like rooms. He's like my dirty luggage.

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Speaker 1: I'm like Curtius Crisiship. No. I mean, I was just

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01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:34,240
Speaker 1: and then it's like the people like not trying to

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Speaker 1: fuck the bellhop? Or do they just try to suck

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01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:39,040
Speaker 1: the bellhop? Do we think we're better than the bell hop?

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is a White Lotus episode season

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Speaker 1: to waiting day. This guy, this kid, I couldn't I've

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01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,880
Speaker 1: never seen someone just where they just walk in and

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01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:51,640
Speaker 1: I'm like a modeling acting. He was so sweet. It

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01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:54,160
Speaker 1: was just like a young maybe he was older than

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Speaker 1: twenty two, but he was just nicety. He wasn't like

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01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:58,120
Speaker 1: like he thought he was cool. He was just like

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01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:00,720
Speaker 1: a sincere bellman. That was like, I'm sorry, I don't

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01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:02,479
Speaker 1: know you're He was like, what's your name again? Because

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01:18:02,479 --> 01:18:04,559
Speaker 1: they're all is tell where they're supposed to know your names.

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01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:07,560
Speaker 1: But he didn't know my name. And I'm like, miss Glazer,

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01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:12,719
Speaker 1: it's Miss Robinson to you. It's funny, it's this makes

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01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:16,720
Speaker 1: me think of So last night I watched Euphori episode

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Speaker 1: three with this past season, and there's a beginning episode.

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Speaker 1: At the beginning of episode, it's about like these two

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01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,880
Speaker 1: high school boys that end up like following that they

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01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,760
Speaker 1: love each other, but they can't be together because it's

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01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:31,360
Speaker 1: like the nineteen fifty or sixties or whatever. It's like

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Speaker 1: an origin story for like one of the other characters,

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Speaker 1: like the fathers whatever. Long story short, Oh my god,

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01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:40,760
Speaker 1: there's one guy, Like they're both extremely attractive guys that

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01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:43,200
Speaker 1: look like they're in their twenties playing high school kids whatever.

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01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:46,120
Speaker 1: But the one looked just like Brad Pitt, like like

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01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:49,600
Speaker 1: a young Brad Pitt. And I literally typed like, I

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01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:51,680
Speaker 1: don't know why. I just had to google it. I

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01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:57,120
Speaker 1: had to find out look like Brad like looked like

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01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:00,439
Speaker 1: typed in You Know You four episode three the guy

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01:19:00,479 --> 01:19:04,960
Speaker 1: that looks like a young Brad, Oh my god. And

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01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:06,960
Speaker 1: it's just like so funny. And I found them on

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01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:09,559
Speaker 1: Instagram and I'm like going through it like it kind

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01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:12,440
Speaker 1: of looks like Brad Pitt, like like I'm like analyzing

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01:19:12,439 --> 01:19:14,599
Speaker 1: how hot he is? Does he look like Brad Pitt

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01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:21,040
Speaker 1: the same? It's so lame. Oh my god. The wormhole

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01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:23,800
Speaker 1: I got into last night was so embarrassing. I was

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01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:27,000
Speaker 1: looking at some couple that is like, looks perfect, and

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01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing? Its three? You should

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01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:32,439
Speaker 1: go to bed, And I was just like, oh my god,

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01:19:32,479 --> 01:19:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for them. They're really cute, Like, let's

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01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,720
Speaker 1: I want to hear what her voice sounds like. She's

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01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:38,439
Speaker 1: really hotty but she's got a weird voice. And I'm

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01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:40,639
Speaker 1: like and then I'm just like, god, they seem so happy,

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01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:43,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, just go back to like, just get

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01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:45,240
Speaker 1: off of this. And so I go back to Reddit

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01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 1: and it's just a picture of a wart being dissected

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01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:50,559
Speaker 1: and I'm like what, and it's just it's just I'm

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01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:53,800
Speaker 1: in the subreddit awards like Looking, and I'm deep in it,

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01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:56,960
Speaker 1: like two years down looking, and I'm like, it just

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01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,559
Speaker 1: was such a quick reminder of like, who I am.

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01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:03,040
Speaker 1: I'm the single mom with a U T I staying

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01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:06,799
Speaker 1: up late watching some couple being like they're not that happy,

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01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,280
Speaker 1: and then I go back to like me and my

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01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:11,559
Speaker 1: wort D. And then the next morning you go, hey,

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Speaker 1: I gotta sleep in an extra twenty minutes because because

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01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:17,600
Speaker 1: that's what I was up late doing last night. It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: We gotta go. Thank you for listening to podcast. We'll

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Speaker 1: be here all week and all month, really in Mexico.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. Don't be and Jess

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Speaker 1: now I just sign a whole list of them and

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Speaker 1: we couldn't even pull one