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Speaker 1: WHOA, All right, we'll see if there's a difference here.

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Speaker 2: It is m M.

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Speaker 1: Desperate mom of twins calls police when she can't tell

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Speaker 1: them apart.

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Speaker 2: Oh well she needs to chill out. All right. We'll

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Speaker 2: double your pleasure and double your fun on this brand

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Speaker 2: spanking new episode of Banana's.

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Speaker 3: Doll World. Understand, would you jillion pieces? Would you?

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Speaker 1: Guys? Goals, non binary pals? Welcome back to an other

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Speaker 1: sweet episode of Bananas. I'm KERB Brown Aler.

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Speaker 2: I'm Banana Boy number two. Scotty Landis. Thank you for

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Speaker 2: listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was. We're

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Speaker 2: glad to have new listeners. We're glad to have Day

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Speaker 2: one Bananimals. Thanks for spreading the gospel.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be in Portland April fourteenth, April fifteenth, I'll

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Speaker 1: be there for fourteen fifteenth Banana's Afternoon Show, Baby, four

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Speaker 1: thirty pm April fifteenth. Come on out, Scotty, you want

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Speaker 1: to just get right into a pal.

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Speaker 2: I'm right to Laf and Loaf and lof.

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Speaker 1: Our guest today m HM is this stand up comedian

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Speaker 1: who's been on a Conan maybe James Cordon, kind of

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Speaker 1: all of them headlines around the country. You might have

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Speaker 1: seen her in the movies Bad Santa Two or Too Late.

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Speaker 1: Her brand new Comedy Central special gen Z is available

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Speaker 1: right now on YouTube. Please welcome to the show. Jenny's Agreno.

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Speaker 4: Hello, all right, Hello, How are y'all?

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Speaker 3: So good?

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 4: I was so good, I'm so excited to do on

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Speaker 4: this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I just wanted to give Jenny a compliment right

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Speaker 2: off the bat. I ran into her a little bit

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Speaker 2: ago at a coffee shop nearby, and I had also

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Speaker 2: run into another comedian going in, saw Jenny coming out,

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Speaker 2: and it was one of those things where like I

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Speaker 2: I move to Hawaii? Should I move to Should I

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Speaker 2: move to Tokyo? And then I saw Jenny. I was like,

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Speaker 2: this is why I like LA. I run into funny

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Speaker 2: people that I really like. So you you made my afternoon. Jenny.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is nice.

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Speaker 4: Did I convince you to stay in Los Angeles? I'm

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Speaker 4: so sorry, sorry, that's what I did.

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Speaker 2: You convinced me to stay here? I buried myself in

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Speaker 2: credit card debt. There's no chance of moving anywhere else ever. No,

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I was. I was so happy. So I

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Speaker 4: I don't know if it is because it had been

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Speaker 5: And I was like, I'm going to be the person

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Speaker 4: But it was you. So it was perfect. And you

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Speaker 4: came up and I was like, Jenny, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 4: go hi, this guy is so good to see you.

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Speaker 4: I knew it was you, but I didn't know it

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Speaker 4: was you. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: I look like every fourth white guy that's ever been born.

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Speaker 2: So it works both ways. People think it's me when

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure I saw what's his name today?

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Speaker 4: Ship Puts. He's like so famous, he's in all the movies.

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Speaker 2: Uh, Denzel Washington, No.

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Speaker 5: No jew so nicking and narrat Down is a big guy.

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Speaker 5: Has was in all the Jed Appatow movies.

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Speaker 1: Not so Jason Siegel Hill Jonah Hill.

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Speaker 5: I thought I saw Jonah Hill today in a car

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Speaker 2: It's specific. Yeah, it's alienating. Yeah that's good. Well, welcome

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Speaker 4: Weird news.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Melissa delishnee.

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Speaker 2: What a good name.

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Speaker 1: It's not spellish, it's not spelled delish and so maybe

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Speaker 1: This was on the today A website from the Today's

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Speaker 1: Show class I've heard of it. Written by Elise Solea. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a very smooth name at least Sola best in the

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Speaker 1: biz when the mother of newborn twins could not tell

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Speaker 5: You know what. I agree? I think also too, probably

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Speaker 1: I never thought I would get them confused. Valentine always

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Speaker 1: Rodriaz tells Today dot Com the babies were recently sick,

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I guess it's just because she loves them

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Speaker 4: Let them grew into it. Let them grow into those names.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure at six months one's gonna clearly be a Valentino.

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Speaker 2: I agree, there's a Lorenzo in there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, was it Valentina for already I'm a bad mom.

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Speaker 1: I want to say, both of these opinions are fucking

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Speaker 2: Like it's your child.

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Speaker 1: You want to be able to be like that one

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Speaker 4: He wears a bow type Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I'm telling you google this guy all right. I'm matching

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Speaker 4: It was first of all, the cousin of David Cronenberg

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Speaker 5: Really that's just edited by Antick.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, there's so many in Boston, that's where

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that is so good. I wrote a movie

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Speaker 4: Really have a movie about antiques that we're working on.

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Speaker 2: so because yeah, they always also know what your connection

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Speaker 5: Every year he would send in a photo and be like,

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Speaker 2: Still crazy over here, still twelve years a running cook.

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Speaker 1: It would be different photos, but still always asking you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like to be like, this is my ditch nineteen

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Speaker 1: And she's in the wheelchair with him.

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Speaker 2: And that's what you want to bring to public television.

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Speaker 2: And that's what you want to bring to a convention

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Speaker 2: Kurt's in this too. Kurt would be a great antiques

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Speaker 4: I think you'd be such a good appraiser.

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Speaker 2: I think that it's that he had twins right before

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Speaker 2: the new season started, so he's a dad appraiser with twins,

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'd give this one for thirteen thousand one. For

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 1: Gimme an sure yours what?

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Speaker 2: And since you are both touring comics, I think I

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Speaker 2: picked this one for people who fly a lot. This

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Speaker 2: was sent in by Tess gill Hey tests great teacher,

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Speaker 2: great gal. He ate ribs in a middle seat on

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Speaker 2: a plane and online outrage ensued. This was in The

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Speaker 2: Washington Post, written by Natalie B. Compton. Gotta hope that

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Speaker 2: bee stands for barbecue. Probably doesn't. Every day tiny crimes

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Speaker 2: against humanity are committed on airplanes. There's the in flight

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Speaker 2: nail clipping. There's strangers bare feet on your armrest. Keep

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Speaker 2: Don't put your feet on other people's armrests.

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Speaker 1: You've never seen the internet, keep your shoes on it.

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Speaker 2: Grow up. I act like you've been somewhere the rest

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Speaker 2: and whatever's going on here on Ryan Air flight there's

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Speaker 2: a link, doesn't matter, that makes sense. And then there

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Speaker 2: are things people bring onto planes to eat, which is

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Speaker 2: a touchy subject, as one person's delicacy can be another's

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Speaker 2: nightmare fuel. We get people dms nightmare fuel a lot.

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Speaker 5: That's a new term, but it also sounds like it's

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Speaker 5: regular fuel because you've got to feel your body.

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Speaker 4: In the air.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: That's right. It's about nutrition, Thank you. It's about nutrition, y'all.

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Speaker 2: One such controversy unfolded this week. Quote no chance is

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Speaker 2: the guy next to me eating a full rack of

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Speaker 2: ribs plus sides on this plane? Lana Tolan tweeted on

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Speaker 2: February twentieth, a full full wreck. Oh and we'll post

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Speaker 2: the photos. This guy went all in a whole hogin

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Speaker 2: from a photo from her middle seat. Neighbor precariously bouncing

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Speaker 2: a takeoff box on his lap on a flight departing

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Speaker 2: from Glasgow International airport. Toland declined an interview with The

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Speaker 2: Washington Post. According to Internet Detectives, the takeout in question

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Speaker 2: was from Glasgow Airports. Frankie and Benny's, a United Kingdom

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Speaker 2: based family friendly American Italian restaurant.

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Speaker 1: An American Italian.

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Speaker 5: Wait, he's eating ribs from an American time restaurant in Glasgow.

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Speaker 4: You know these are bad ribs.

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Speaker 1: These are terrible.

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Speaker 2: I edited out so many of the but there's so

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Speaker 2: many chefs, American barbecue chefs that are like, yeah, these

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Speaker 2: They ended up being boiled ribs as well.

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Speaker 3: Oh whoa.

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Speaker 1: Also it's at a it's at an airport. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess you could smoke ribs somewhere else and bring

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Speaker 1: I mean maybe they do it in Texas.

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Speaker 4: Non in Glasgow. They're not gonna smoke ribs in their airport.

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Speaker 2: And again it's called Frankie and Benny's. This is in

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Speaker 2: the Glasgow airport. It's a United Kingdom. It's a British based,

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Speaker 2: family friendly, American Italian restaurant that is quote the home

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Speaker 2: of spaghetti meatballs. Pizza and birthday parties.

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Speaker 1: He went to Shaky's and got ribs at Shaky's and

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Speaker 1: then got on.

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Speaker 2: A plane, probably an international flight too. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: Toland's neighbor. So the middle seat passenger appears to have

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Speaker 2: ordered their smoky Ultimate barbecue ribs with a side of

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Speaker 2: skin on fries. That the fries are reasonable for a plane,

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Speaker 2: except nobody's going to want to eat them.

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Speaker 4: Uh, skin on chips.

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Speaker 5: Let's let's be sensitive to these people.

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Speaker 2: And an ear of slathered corn in mayo and Italian cheese,

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Speaker 2: which I'm guessing is parmesan cheese to Americans.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. So that's like a version of a

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Speaker 1: Mexican way of eating the straight corn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's so good.

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Speaker 1: And that instead they're just going to do it Italian style.

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Speaker 2: Just without those little corn holders, just with your bare hands,

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Speaker 2: middle seed of a plane, just hogging.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Some online celebrated this traveler's order, calling him a king,

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Speaker 2: a genius, and a hero. Others responded. Other responders were

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Speaker 2: horrified or at least confused by this spread quote. I

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Speaker 2: don't even like using my laptop on a plane in

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Speaker 2: the middle seat, one person wrote, Dude, the amount of

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Speaker 2: chewing and lipsmacking I would have had to have here

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Speaker 2: would make me open the emergency doors and send everyone

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Speaker 2: flying out of the plane. Pretty good, let's see. Not

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Speaker 2: to yuck anyone's yums, but there are unspoken rules to

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Speaker 2: and dignity we have flying an economy for the sake

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Speaker 2: of your fellow travelers in flight, food should not be

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Speaker 2: too fragrant, not too messy, and be consumed in a

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Speaker 2: timely fashion. Ribs take this is so good. This is

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Speaker 2: why Natalie Barbecue Compton is clearly the best in the biz.

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Speaker 2: She explains what ribs take to eat, gnawing, ripping, and savoring,

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Speaker 2: not to mention a forest's worth of paper products for

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Speaker 2: clean up.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like my Tuesday night.

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Speaker 2: In the tear. As long as the savings in there,

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Speaker 2: that's all we care about. Mike D. Dolos Santos from Durham,

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Speaker 2: North Carolina, who owns an award winning line of barbecue

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Speaker 2: sauces and dry rubs, wasn't too concerned with the membrane issue. Okay,

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Speaker 2: ribs look boiled and then finished in an oven or

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Speaker 2: just oven cooked entirely. There's a lack of seasoning. Mike

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Speaker 2: d says, looks like they were sauce simply to add flavor,

439
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 2: and they are oversauced.

440
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,959
Speaker 1: You know, when I'm starting, it seems like this is

441
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,160
Speaker 1: the These ribs really have become a roar shacked test

442
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 1: for what people give a shit about online. Some people

443
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 1: are set about ripping and tearing. Some people are upset

444
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 1: about they're not cooked well. Others are very excited that

445
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 1: this man's a king for forcing other people to watch

446
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 1: him eat this.

447
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 5: Yes, I just I feel like if you're paying ten

448
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:10,120
Speaker 5: pounds for a flight, all of the you know, oh

449
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 5: you have to eat this and that? No fuck that

450
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,359
Speaker 5: you paid ten pounds to be here, you know you

451
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 5: sign up for you sign up for a you know,

452
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 5: rib streight of nightmares.

453
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, he's lucky.

454
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 1: It wasn't like three ribs sticks together that went over

455
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 1: everyone's lap, do you know what I mean? Like three

456
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: full racks just stitched together. Everyone had to have it

457
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 1: on their pants. But he ate them because it's ryanair.

458
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,160
Speaker 1: That is less, that is below, that's under spirit, that's

459
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 1: un that's under any American airline. We have ryanair.

460
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, remarkable, it ever leaves the ground.

461
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 1: It's amazing.

462
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,400
Speaker 2: It's a modern miracle. I'll wrap it up with this

463
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 2: one because this guy, this random Twitter person summed it

464
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 2: up really well. Twitter had critiques of the quality of

465
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Speaker 2: the ribs, like one person who identifies us quote very

466
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Speaker 2: much a rib guy, but couldn't condone Ri and tol

467
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 2: in situation quote can't imagine a worse place to eat

468
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,400
Speaker 2: ribs than a middle seed on a plane. You need

469
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 2: space when you eat ribs. You gotta spread those wings

470
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 2: and fly. This guy's the best.

471
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Speaker 4: I mean, it's true.

472
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Speaker 5: You gotta you gotta really get in to get the

473
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 5: from the full.

474
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 1: You know, otherwise it's gonna be crazy.

475
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: Yea, it is. There was a line at the Costco,

476
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 2: the Brooklyn Costco, that one that they said they were

477
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 2: like Red Hook, but it was really like Sunset Park

478
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 2: And I think remember that one God and I was

479
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 2: like what is this line for? And the guy was like,

480
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 2: I don't know, so just people waiting in line for

481
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 2: a sample. It's like the most Brooklyn thing.

482
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,919
Speaker 5: And then it was like kosher beef ribs, barbecue sauce.

483
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 2: It was literally for samples of barbecue sauce a line

484
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,679
Speaker 2: like forty five people long, and yeah, what is this

485
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 2: line for? I don't know. So I just walked up

486
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,879
Speaker 2: and looked and a woman was just squirting dabs of

487
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 2: barbecue sauce onto little spoons and just handing it to people.

488
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 2: I was like, this is what we've become. We are

489
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 2: truly rats the best. What's the craziest shit you've seen

490
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 2: on a plane flying round? Jenny? Anybody anybody screaming, anybody smooching.

491
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think. I don't know.

492
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 5: I usually am like my plane is I'm going to sleep,

493
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 5: don't talk to me, don't look at me.

494
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,679
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm going to work, Like that's that's my plane. Also,

495
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 4: I flayed Delta.

496
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 5: Okay, your Delta dog, Delta little Medallion member, think hello,

497
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 5: you had a good year.

498
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:40,880
Speaker 2: I walked on a Delta flight once and Aubrey Plaza

499
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 2: was the first person I made direct eye contact with.

500
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 2: And she had a hooded sweatshirt on backwards. And as

501
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 2: soon as I saw her, and soon she looked at me,

502
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 2: she pulled the hood over her feet.

503
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Speaker 1: That's smart.

504
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, backwards.

505
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: For some reason on a plane, it does make a

506
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 1: lot of sense. Put your hoodie on backwards because it's

507
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: so much easier to take on and off because the temperature.

508
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 1: For some reason, we can fly through the air, but

509
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: we can't figure out how to keep it at seventy degrees.

510
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 1: It's either ninety five or forty three, and that's it.

511
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 1: That's how the whole flight's gonna be like that.

512
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 5: Folks, feet are going to be at forty three near

513
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 5: the window, and your head's gonna be boiling hot. I

514
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 5: miss the masks on planes because I can because I'm

515
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,959
Speaker 5: a I'm a drooler, Okay, if I'm up, I'm drooling, yeah, baby,

516
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 5: And those masks were perfect.

517
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 4: They just kept everything.

518
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 2: I still wear a mask on the plane. I still

519
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,439
Speaker 2: wear one. I don't care at all. I mean, I

520
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 2: still wear it every time for that, for many reasons.

521
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,360
Speaker 2: It's also so I just don't touch my face all

522
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 2: the time, Like if you're wearing a mask and then

523
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 2: you know you're just sitting there and you're like hands

524
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 2: on your face or whatever. I just wear it. I

525
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 2: don't care what anybody says. I haven't gotten COVID yet

526
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 2: and I'm still and I haven't gotten sick, but I yeah,

527
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 2: I just uh, I like it for that it's like

528
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 2: privacy or something.

529
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: I remember running I have I, uh, the Ribs guy

530
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 1: I do. I both fault him and have empathy for him,

531
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: because I have so many times where it's like my

532
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: connection is forty five minutes and I'm in Chicago, Oh,

533
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: like trying to make some stupid connection to some small

534
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: crappy town where I'm doing a bad show, and I

535
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: like need to get food. And I remember once where

536
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: I was just shoving like I had forty five minutes

537
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: to do and I had gotten a fud Rutgers burger,

538
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: and then I was standing over a trash can, just

539
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: like shoving the fud Rutgers burger into my mouth. And

540
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: then as I'm doing that, as I finished the last bite,

541
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: and like people are like the dial it backprind like

542
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: then my phone's like boo that It's just like, oh,

543
00:27:55,280 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 1: your flight is delayed eight hours. I could have had

544
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: a leisure I could have had eight leisurely meals.

545
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,199
Speaker 4: The what's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you

546
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 4: guys on a plane?

547
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 2: I've talked about one of mine that in the middle

548
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 2: of the night over it was a night flight, I

549
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 2: was up reading all the cabin was dark, and suddenly

550
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 2: somebody started screaming, like a grown man starts screaming very loudly,

551
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 2: and the flight attendant ran down the aisle and I

552
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 2: turned back around and the man had woken up, and

553
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 2: she's like, sir, you okay, okay, and he's like yes.

554
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 2: She's like, I think he had a nightmare, and he's

555
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 2: like yes, but she says, do you want a banana?

556
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 2: And he goes yes, and then she brought him a

557
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,239
Speaker 2: banana and he just calmly had a banana. That was

558
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 2: the one that because I was one of the only

559
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,239
Speaker 2: people awake. Then he woke everybody up, so we all

560
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: thought we were going to be attacked or something. And yeah,

561
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 2: they just brought him a banana, and he calmly had

562
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: a banana. He was having a nightmare and they gave

563
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 2: a grown man a banana.

564
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: I always wonder about that, uh, like but because you

565
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: know what, you know, there's that like I don't know

566
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: if it's ever stuck in your mind, but the Christmas story,

567
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: like the Christmas Carol, the story of like you know,

568
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: when ebenez Or Scrooge first sees the first ghost, and

569
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: for some reason, as a child, this always stuck. He's like,

570
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: he says something like, you must be a bit of

571
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: cheese or some mustard I had before bed. He says that, right.

572
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: I always it always stuck in my head as a

573
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: child like kind of mustard or a piece of cheese

574
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: give you a nightmare? Like I always thought, yes, and

575
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: I ate I for some reason. The other night, I

576
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: was a little drunk, just made myself a full turkey

577
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: sandwich with a ton of cheese moments before going to sleep,

578
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: and I had just nightmares from the moment I closed

579
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: my eyes until the moment I woke up.

580
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 2: And you know, when you wake up.

581
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: From a nightmare, you're like, oh, that was a nightmare,

582
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: all right, Let's go back to bed, and let's not

583
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: have a nightmare, Like, let's just think about something else.

584
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: And then you're like you're right back in over and

585
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: over and again. So I was like, yeah, I'm never

586
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: gonna eat a bunch of monster cheese right before bed.

587
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 4: Cheese nightmares are very real.

588
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: She's nightmares should be the name of the episode.

589
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 2: Cheese nightmares is a great title for this episode. I

590
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 2: also once saw this is a that's strange, but I

591
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 2: just had never seen it before. Since I was on

592
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 2: a flight. I was flying to Atlanta and these two

593
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 2: people sat next to me, are in front of me,

594
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 2: and they were the perfect way to picture them is

595
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 2: pharmaceutical sales traps. They were like late twenties yea tennis

596
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 2: playing pharmaceuticals ten Yeah, yeah, get it. And within I

597
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 2: don't know, maybe a four hour flight, they chatted. They talked,

598
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 2: and then they went to the bathroomt had sex. Whoa,

599
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 2: and everybody in my row and the row across from

600
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 2: them totally was clocking it. Like it went from like, hey,

601
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 2: how are you nice to meet you? Then like leaning in,

602
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 2: then like a first round like a wine and a cocktail,

603
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 2: and then one more and then they're like touching each

604
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 2: other a little bit and flirting, and then one more

605
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 2: and then she went up and got to the went

606
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 2: to the bathroom and I was like this, I can't

607
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 2: believe this is happening. And then he got up and

608
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 2: walked and went in the same bathroom, locked the door,

609
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 2: and then like all the like I wanted to give

610
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 2: him a round of applause. I was like, you guys

611
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 2: did the impossible.

612
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: The impossible.

613
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 2: I've only saw that once, but it was like two

614
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 2: hours and then when I you know, who knows what

615
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 2: they did when they got off, But yeah, I saw

616
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 2: two people like me, never spoke again, spoke again.

617
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 4: It was sometimes it has to be.

618
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 5: I've had I've had that happen in hotel rooms, and

619
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 5: I've been on the road where tender meat up, very

620
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 5: minimal dogging, get it done, okay, bye, thanks, fun.

621
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, good night, beautiful for you.

622
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: Sounds beautiful if those but those.

623
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 4: Are like pre pandemic days. Now it's like, yeah, I'm.

624
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 2: Older, who cares have fun? Yeah?

625
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 7: That was like do you want me to come over quickie?

626
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 7: And I was like, no, handles. I'm lighting candles and

627
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 7: I'm doing my tarot cards. I don't want your dumb dick.

628
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 2: I'm watching CB strike, I'm sitting here. I already washed

629
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 2: my face and brushed my teeth. Sorry, no, te's a

630
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 2: scurtibe into a commercial break.

631
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: Filipino student who went viral for his name drink Water

632
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: becomes Gatorade ambassador.

633
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 2: All right, let's bananas.

634
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 4: I just.

635
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: Folks, we are back. Scottie. You got a shoutouts path.

636
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 2: I've got some shout outs, got a lot of shout outs.

637
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 2: Scott Uford or Ufford wants to shout out his sister

638
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 2: for getting into Carnegie Mellon's Master of Entertainment Industry Management program.

639
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: You are a master.

640
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 2: You are a Master of Entertainment Industry Management. So maybe

641
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 2: a manager, an agent or producer. Good luck. It's a

642
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 2: weird business.

643
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 4: But congratulations, nightmare.

644
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 2: That is the Yeah, that's right. It is unpredictable and

645
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 2: people will call you crying. Good luck. Sonia Bizarre or

646
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 2: Bazar wants to shout out her husband, Devin Levine, who

647
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 2: also Oh, she just wants to shout him out. And

648
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 2: she wants to shout herself out for getting her driver's

649
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 2: license at age thirty two, after sixteen years of trying,

650
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: she finally nailed it. So congratulations, Sonya, and what's up Devin,

651
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 2: And we'll do let's see.

652
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 5: I think if after sixteen years the government should be like,

653
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 5: you can't, you can't have one.

654
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, free by you.

655
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 4: Failed sixteen years.

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Speaker 2: Freemopez, fremopez. It's electric. Yes, your effort could be driving

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Speaker 2: a car. Morgan Stock is shouting out her husband. They

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Speaker 2: bought a home. They are homeowners. Morgan had a lot

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Speaker 2: of home instability growing up, so this is a massive

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Speaker 2: deal for her. We're proud of you both. Kurt Any Weird.

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Speaker 2: Advice for home ownership first time, anything to look out for,

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Speaker 2: anything to avoid.

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Speaker 1: Just know that within the first five years of you

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Speaker 1: owning a home, you will have to replace every single

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Speaker 1: clients you own. You'll just have to They're all set

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Speaker 1: to just break after five years, every single one. And

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Speaker 1: so just save money for that five year mark, because

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Speaker 1: it destroyed us last year where we just had to

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Speaker 1: replace like four, like five thousand to ten thousand dollars things,

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Speaker 1: and we're just like, what's happening? Why? Why are we

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Speaker 1: about to be homeless by just putting all of our

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Speaker 1: money into the home.

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Speaker 2: It was crazy, right.

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Speaker 4: Do it? Don't run forever? Run forever? You know at

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Speaker 4: this point you're renting from the bank. Anyways, I don't

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Speaker 4: fix shit.

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Speaker 2: Nobody's talking about it.

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Speaker 1: Jenny Jenny's Agreno as our guest, of course, and you

679
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Speaker 1: can watch her brand new Comedy Central special gen Z

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Speaker 1: right now on YouTube. It is so funny, Jenny, It's

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Speaker 1: so funny.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. I feel really good about it.

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Speaker 5: I also am happy that you know when you're like,

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Speaker 5: it's done and I can move on to the next thing.

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Speaker 5: That's so now we're working on the New Hour, which

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Speaker 5: I haven't thought of the theme of it yet, but

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Speaker 5: I'm doing a lot of jokes about subs and doms

688
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Speaker 5: and having babies.

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Speaker 2: That's fun, that sounds great audio.

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Speaker 4: I'm none of those things.

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Speaker 1: I was listening. One that like got me laughing where

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Speaker 1: I had to stop what I was doing was the

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Speaker 1: idea that during the pandemic, we like it was all

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Speaker 1: about like workout regimens were always constantly being recommended to

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Speaker 1: you to us, Oh my god, yeah, you're like something

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Speaker 1: about the plague, and then oh no, I lost you

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Speaker 1: do the joke, you know, with the six pack joke.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was getting a lot of like, you know,

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Speaker 5: I think it was it was very interesting that we

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Speaker 5: were all inside and all people could still think about

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Speaker 5: was like.

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Speaker 4: Am I going to be thin enough?

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Speaker 2: That's true?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, uh, you know, people are dying, but

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Speaker 4: as long as you don't be fat fat. Oh your

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Speaker 4: dad died, so sorry, don't be fat. And then I

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Speaker 4: was like, I'm sure that they did this.

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Speaker 5: During the plague where they were like, oh no, Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: lost his entire fam but did you see how many babies.

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Speaker 4: He's a six pick one for every.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's right, God, that's.

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Speaker 4: Just don't be fat.

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Speaker 5: That's that's our whole life is just like hey, uh.

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Speaker 4: Everything will crumble around you. But if you're cute and thin,

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Speaker 4: then it's okay.

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Speaker 2: You're doing great. You're doing great. Great, you got long coco,

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Speaker 2: but you're doing great because you're skinny. Jenners, Yes, Jenny

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Speaker 2: is the only person who we ever asked to have

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Speaker 2: on House Party. Twice. We asked her to be on

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Speaker 2: the New Orleans season. But you did I think Last

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Speaker 2: Comic Standing? Right, No, you didn't do that.

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Speaker 4: Well, my agent's never told me you want to make

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Speaker 4: to be on there.

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Speaker 2: Twice, Yes, twice, and they said she's doing But you

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Speaker 2: did do Last Comic Standing, right.

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Speaker 5: No, I very I'll kill meate. Well they're anymore, but

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Speaker 5: I new ones have been so fun. No. I was

728
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Speaker 5: going to do America's Got Talent and I did it

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Speaker 5: like I did the the in front of everybody, and

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Speaker 5: I remember I was so like Heidi Klum, you know,

731
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Speaker 5: the fucking queen of comedy over here.

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Speaker 2: Funnies like my set.

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Speaker 5: She said it was an edgy enough and you know

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Speaker 5: for ABC clean comedy, it wasn't edge enough.

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Speaker 4: I did an incest you Yeah, not.

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Speaker 2: Ed enough for her.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then so I got all I passed eventually,

738
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Speaker 5: so I got all the stars and then I was like,

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Speaker 5: I don't want to do this, and then.

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Speaker 4: They were like threatening me. They were like, well, if

741
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Speaker 4: you don't do it, we're still going to air everything.

742
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Speaker 4: We're just going to air it how we want to

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Speaker 4: air it.

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Speaker 2: We're going to burn all your stand up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And also they do that anyway, they air it the

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Speaker 1: way they want to air it, anyway exactly exactly.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, so oh man, I totally would have come

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Speaker 4: and done.

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Speaker 2: Well you came to Hawaii. That's probably better.

751
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was way better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody was pissed. Season one was Los Angeles. Season two,

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Speaker 2: New Orleans season three Hawaii, and all the season one

754
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Speaker 2: people were like why dude, fuck you, and I'm like, sorry,

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Speaker 2: New Orleans.

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Speaker 1: It was pretty fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Kurt did New Orleans season and it was great.

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Speaker 2: It was so fun anyways, extually doing it, but yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was funny. You were the only person we were like,

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Speaker 2: definitely her, and then your team was like, she's not available,

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Speaker 2: she's doing I guess it was America's got talent and

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Speaker 2: we were like oh. And then the next year came around,

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Speaker 2: We're like, definitely her, and they're like, she'd love to

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Speaker 2: do it, and we're like, oh, okay, well that was easy.

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Speaker 2: I wish that would have happened.

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Speaker 5: You know what, I fired them all or they left

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Speaker 5: me to screw them.

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Speaker 2: They can go back to Carnegie Mellon's School of Entertainment

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Speaker 2: Management their BRAD degree and learn how to manage talent

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Speaker 2: gen z on YouTube watch it in animals.

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Speaker 1: Here is this article Filipino student who went viral for

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Speaker 1: his name drink Water becomes Gatorade ambassador. This is awesome,

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Speaker 1: sent in by Jonie Sunshine. Thank you Joony.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Jony.

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Speaker 1: This appeared in Next Shark. We've We've had a couple

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Speaker 1: from Next.

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Speaker 2: We have Strangely we have that's real.

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Speaker 1: This is written by Michelle da Pachina. Thank you Michelle.

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Speaker 2: She's really good.

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Speaker 4: I think that's where the delice means.

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Speaker 5: That's pretty Goodchina and delishne that sounds like a really

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Speaker 5: fancy restaurant.

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Speaker 1: A Filipino university student who went viral for his unique

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Speaker 1: first name has become an ambassador for the sports drink

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Speaker 1: company Gatorid Drink Water v Rivera previously made headlines in

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Speaker 1: the Philippines after his college classmate uploaded a photo of

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Speaker 1: his identification card on social media in January, quote best Philippin,

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Speaker 1: best Filipino name in existence, as classman's classmates said uh.

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Speaker 1: Following his social media fame, Rivera was hired to endorse

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Speaker 1: Gatorad's No Sugar drink in a commercial. Rivera, who studied

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Speaker 1: communication at Far Eastern University of Manila, expressed love for

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Speaker 1: his name and explained that his mother could not breathe

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Speaker 1: while giving birth to him without drinking water. Today, he

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Speaker 1: uses his name as a way to remind everyone of

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Speaker 1: the importance to stand hydrated.

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Speaker 2: True.

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Speaker 1: According to Mashable, I'm loving my name because, as we

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Speaker 1: were told by advertising class, this is my branding. One

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Speaker 1: of the key factors of good advertising is good brands.

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Speaker 2: It's impacted, we must take it.

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Speaker 8: Resonates with my name as people are nazed by my

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Speaker 8: name in the In the Gatory commercials, viewers are introduced

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Speaker 8: to Rivera's a story through wittied mockumentary.

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Speaker 1: The video follows him around and he's you know, he

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Speaker 1: says in the commercial, my mom craved water a lot

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Speaker 1: when she was pregnant with me. That's why she named

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Speaker 1: me drink water. That's my real name. Ever since hydration

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Speaker 1: my identity. That's why, day and night, year after year,

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Speaker 1: I've always been content with just water. And then here's

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Speaker 1: the kicker, guys. It a commercial ends with I may

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Speaker 1: be drink water, but when it's time to exercise, I

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Speaker 1: drink Catorade.

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Speaker 2: No sugar. So subtle, written, so well written as.

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Speaker 4: I think, I mean, that's my like, oh, that's my brand.

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Speaker 4: And then I was like, we are.

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Speaker 2: Just yeah, bought and soul. We are well.

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Speaker 1: At least at least he didn't change his name to

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Speaker 1: drink Gatorade no sugar, because we had other people do

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Speaker 1: stuff like that on this podcast. True and so at

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Speaker 1: least he kept drink water.

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Speaker 2: Who would you go at nickname he was.

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Speaker 5: Given in college because he was like a loser who

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Speaker 5: didn't drink right.

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Speaker 2: Or he would have one beer and be like, I

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Speaker 2: need water, Let's go to drink waters. I wish I

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Speaker 2: was Old Bay. I wish I was Old Bay landis

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Speaker 2: I would be so much more successful if my name

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Speaker 2: was Old Bay because my parents ate seafood when they

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Speaker 2: were you know, when my mom was pregnant with me.

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Speaker 4: Old Bay is kind of cool.

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Speaker 2: Old b O b landis Old Bay? What's up Old Bay?

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Speaker 2: Not much? Keeping it spicy?

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Speaker 1: That is tough to think of it. I mean like

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Speaker 1: Old Bay is perfect because it's not Baltimore, the not

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Speaker 1: over alertly known for something horrible, for doing awful things.

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Speaker 2: That's that close to me at all times. Wow, all right, Jenny,

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Speaker 2: we gotta think of a name for you product n

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Speaker 2: in corporate product name, Jenny, my corporate.

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Speaker 4: Product name would be It would be Jenny Joe's Q.

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Speaker 2: That's great, j Old.

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Speaker 4: Keenana here she comes.

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Speaker 1: I would be Jersey Kertz, Jersey Kurtz.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's a good name. Yeah, Jersey Kurtz Man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: That's like I think the one corporation that I'm just like.

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Speaker 1: I like everything they do.

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Speaker 2: I'm willing to get every sandwich on the menu.

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Speaker 1: It was my first job. I'm willing to get behind

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Speaker 1: that company. Jersey Bikes. Can you please be an advertiser?

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Speaker 2: It's crazy if they're not. We we talk about them

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Speaker 2: more than the other brand.

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Speaker 1: I took another podcast two Jersey Mics. I'm doing free

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Speaker 1: advertising for them all times.

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Speaker 4: What's the other one that? Uh? Oh, what's that?

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Speaker 5: Jimmy John's. I'm sorry, I'm gonna I'm gonna wrap Jimmy.

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Speaker 4: John's on this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine.

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Speaker 4: Because they got sprouts in their in their turkey sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: Sprouts.

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Speaker 2: I've never been to.

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Speaker 5: Sprouts changes the whole profile of a sandwich. If you

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Speaker 5: had that in your turkey sandwich, you would not have

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Speaker 5: had nightmares because those sprouts would have fought off the cheese.

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Speaker 1: Right, you put sprouts on it, all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: in your mind you're like, well, now it's a salad.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well now I'm very healthy. I have four

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Speaker 1: teeny tiny strands of sprouts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never been. And what about the riz and fall? Quiznos?

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Speaker 2: Quiznos came in hot was everywhere and now it is

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Speaker 2: no difficult to find one.

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Speaker 1: Quiznos has now joined q Dawson Market.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Boston Market was big in Maryland. When I

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00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 2: was I worked at Toys r us So near Christmas

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Speaker 2: Is building bikes. They would get so far behind on

875
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 2: bike orders. They would pay us either like ten or

876
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 2: fifteen dollars a bike. And so you can build if

877
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 2: you're a good mechanic, like five an hour. I'm thirteen

878
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 2: or fourteen years old, just cranking out bikes, making like

879
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 2: hundreds of dollars. It was so fun. But because Joy's

880
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 2: Rest was a big corporation, we had to take breaks

881
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,879
Speaker 2: like fifteen minute half hour in lunch breaks. And the

882
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 2: only business nearby was a Boston market. So there I

883
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 2: am at like fourteen, just sitting there eating a rotisserie

884
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 2: chicken buy myself for an hour because they were like,

885
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: you have to leave, Like i hadn't even hit puberty yet.

886
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 2: I'm like five foot four and I'm like what, and

887
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 2: they're like, go across the street. I'm like, can I

888
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 2: have a side of buttery corn? And then go back

889
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,720
Speaker 2: over just wrench a bunch of bikes for four more hours.

890
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 2: It was the best.

891
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 5: I just had thought that that year that Christmas, so

892
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 5: many children got hurt on bikes, that.

893
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 4: Just oh yeah, children were building them.

894
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, toys arrest in exactly weld all their frames either.

895
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 2: You get these bikes and they were just like pinched together,

896
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 2: and you're like, good luck, little timmy.

897
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 1: Ah all right, send us home.

898
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 2: Pal. Oh yeah. This one's from Zoe Rain ninety four.

899
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 2: Thank you Zoe Rain ninety four. Wow, if you were

900
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 2: born in ninety four, that's incredible. This was on CNN.

901
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 2: They exist CNN. I've heard of that website. Zoe So

902
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 2: Zoe and Zoe Zoey satile O Satile Yeah, Zoe satile

903
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 2: who is the best in the biz when it comes

904
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 2: to writing about New Mexico. New Mexico Game and Fish

905
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 2: is now hiring professional bear huggers. Oh no, what, bear

906
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 2: lovers rejoice? The New Mexico Department of Game and Fish

907
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 2: is hiring professional bear huggers. The department posted an adorable

908
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 2: job listing on Facebook on Monday, featuring precious snaps of

909
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 2: conserve conservation officers cuddling baby bears. Unfortunately, a love of

910
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 2: bears is not the only qualification you'll need to become

911
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 2: a conservation officer. The job listing with the formal title

912
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 2: formal title of uh that's worded very strangely. You need

913
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 2: a bachelor's degree in biological sciences, political science, policy science,

914
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:30,439
Speaker 2: or law enforcement, natural resources, ecology, or related fields. So

915
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 2: everybody can come and hug a bait.

916
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 4: Wait, so you either have to be a scientist or

917
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 4: a police officer.

918
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: Yes, the job and also, oh, in the small print

919
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: it says there is no bear hugging aloud.

920
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 2: Yes, bear debt interested applicants must have the ability to

921
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 2: hike intngenuous conditions, have the courage to crawl into bear debts,

922
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 2: and have the trust in your coworkers to keep you

923
00:47:55,080 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 2: safe during the process, wrote the Department. These the photos

924
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 2: are from a research project in northern New Mexico. According

925
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 2: to a Facebook post. They added, they do not recommend

926
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 2: crawling it to bear dens. They introduced the idea this

927
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 2: is the strike said effect. Nobody was thinking about this,

928
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 2: nobody was post on Facebook.

929
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, it's like you can

930
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: get paid crawling into bear dens.

931
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 2: You want to hug a cute little baby bear. All

932
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 2: of our bears were handled safely under supervision. Not all

933
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 2: law enforcement field work is glamorous, but we would love

934
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 2: to have you join the team where you can have

935
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 2: the experience of a lifetime out of the department, applications

936
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 2: for the next class of Conservation Officer Officer trainees is

937
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 2: now open. So I bet that you know we have

938
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:43,280
Speaker 2: some been animals in New Mexico. Go conserve nature.

939
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: This is this is what this is. As soon as

940
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 1: I retire, this is what I'm going to have.

941
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 4: To put the bears down, you hug them in, you

942
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 4: form a relationship, and they're.

943
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: Like take that bear out, take that and then they're like,

944
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: what what you're conservation officer? What did you think the

945
00:48:58,800 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 1: officer part was?

946
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:04,280
Speaker 4: You were like, not glamorous part.

947
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 2: The job includes more than just bear hugging. Shockingly, according

948
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 2: to the job listing, each conservation officer is responsible for

949
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 2: en forcing the game and fish laws, including educating the

950
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 2: public about wildlife, wildlife management, wildlife surveys, and capturing problem animals.

951
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 5: That sounds exciting, Well, we've all seen cocaine bear, so I.

952
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 2: Think we understand things can go sideways. Even though that

953
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 2: bear just eat cocaine and die, like within our day

954
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 2: or something.

955
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 1: He died within like a couple hours.

956
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:39,399
Speaker 2: I bet he did.

957
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: He just found him dead next to the cocaine. No,

958
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: he just ate the cocaine and died. This is a

959
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: very sad story, straight up.

960
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 5: I think.

961
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 4: Wait, did you guys have it on your Instagram that

962
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 4: the bear you can't Taxi Jerman the.

963
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 2: Cocaine bear we may have posted a long time ago,

964
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,280
Speaker 2: but not recently.

965
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 4: No. No, And they can do weddings.

966
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 2: Well that's fun now that is fuck?

967
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: No, No, No, they taxidermyt alm. They taxi dermyat a lot

968
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: like a helping lama in Portland, and now it can

969
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: do weddings. I remember that one. I remember that one, and.

970
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 2: Zoom donkeys and all kinds of fun stuff. Here's a

971
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 2: fun fact. We always like to send people home with

972
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:24,280
Speaker 2: fun facts, fun facts. Maybe we've never done that. Actually,

973
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 2: black bears ar New Mexico's state animal. Oh wow, I

974
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 2: didn't know that. Estimates place the population around six thousand

975
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 2: black bears. And that's according to a publication from the

976
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 2: New Mexico Department of Game and Fish.

977
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 4: Oh right, Okay, I can't trust them.

978
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 2: They do the old bait and switch. But isn't Facebook

979
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 2: all about bait and switch that the whole thing is.

980
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 2: Look at this, it's not real.

981
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: It's not real. Jenny. What is your retirement, like you

982
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 1: stop doing comedy? What do you do?

983
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 4: Like?

984
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: What's your old lady job?

985
00:50:55,400 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 5: Oh it's antiques, Yes, yes, for sure, I'm gonna be

986
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 5: buying some antiques.

987
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 4: My dream is to own an eighteenth century home somewhere.

988
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 5: I'm gona dressed in the appropriate fashions of the time,

989
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 5: and I'm gonna yell at people.

990
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 1: Love this just a little gray gardens, but with more anger, right, yeah, more.

991
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 4: Anger, more historical accuracy. Okay, I'm not fucking around with

992
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 4: your panny hose on my head. Okay, it's bonnets, bitch, bon.

993
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 2: I'll wear a bonnet. I'll come over your house and

994
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 2: wear a bonnet every time. You just leave it by

995
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 2: the door acquired.

996
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: They just hang on a little.

997
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 5: You would have to actually shave your head because of

998
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 5: all the lice. Obviously, I'm not having lice in my house.

999
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 5: And I'll give you a wig that you can wear,

1000
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 5: and then we'll put some lead powder on your face

1001
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 5: so that it reflects light when it's dark, so it's.

1002
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: You, and then we'll ship into just a whole chamber pot.

1003
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 4: It's like, is Jenny just really into it or does

1004
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 4: she have crazy lead poisoning?

1005
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 2: That's pretty damn good.

1006
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: What's your what's your job? Scotty?

1007
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,439
Speaker 2: Oo man, old guy Scotty didn't. I thought we talked

1008
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 2: about this on a podcast recently I cannot recall. But

1009
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 2: I would be very fine being a greeter at any

1010
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 2: big box chain store, if those even exist. I think

1011
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 2: I would be great at being like just saying hey

1012
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 2: to people, giving them quick nicknames, telling them they're doing great,

1013
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 2: love it, you know, just opening the automatic doors for

1014
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 2: our robot overlords. I think would be We're.

1015
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 4: Old guy at McDonald's.

1016
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd happily be the coffee just you know what

1017
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: I have for you. You're island bar. Island bar owner,

1018
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,839
Speaker 1: but a guy who never works. You're always just out

1019
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: front of the Island bar and you just drink in.

1020
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 1: People think you're just a local guy who just drinks

1021
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: a lot, and instead they're like, no, he owns this place.

1022
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: And you're always just like making people feel friend you know.

1023
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 2: That would be great the reverse. I would also really

1024
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 2: like to drive one of those tracked at golf driving

1025
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 2: ranges that scoops up all the balls with the cage

1026
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 2: around it, and I would like to harass people. I

1027
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 2: would like to tell them they were terrible at golf

1028
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 2: and they're horrible and their jeans are never gonna come true,

1029
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 2: so they just aim at me the whole time. That

1030
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 2: would be a great job. Have an open beer in

1031
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 2: my hand and be like you suck. How about you?

1032
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: Kurty b It's yeah, it's either park ranger or a

1033
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: train conductor.

1034
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, like working for a good ranger. Though. You'd be

1035
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 2: such a good I would be a great ranger.

1036
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 1: I might look if things continue going the way they go,

1037
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to quote unquote retire in a couple of

1038
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: years because I don't have any work. And then I'll

1039
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: just do that anyway, So and then I'll come back

1040
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 1: when I'm sixty with a story about it.

1041
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, you'd be a He'll.

1042
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 4: Be the Dave Chappelle next twenty years. Come back all

1043
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 4: your stage advice from the wilderness.

1044
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, here he comes with the whitest story ever told.

1045
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:05,839
Speaker 1: I retired and worked the National's Park Service. Well, thank

1046
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: you so much, Jenny for being on. You're wonderful.

1047
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 2: Where can they find you? You want to plug any

1048
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 2: social meds?

1049
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,320
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Jenny's Agreno on Instagram and Twitter. TikTok is

1050
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 5: Jenny's Agreeno comedy. My Special gen Z is on on

1051
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 5: YouTube through Comedy Central.

1052
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 4: What is this coming out?

1053
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 2: Two weeks?

1054
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, two weeks. I'm off the road. Anyways, if you

1055
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 4: saw me, I hope you had a nice chime.

1056
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I'm taking I'm taking April off, baby, I'm going

1057
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 5: to stay in La to my house.

1058
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 2: Sounds fun to me. I want to talk about that show.

1059
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,479
Speaker 2: I'm going to come over and talk to you about

1060
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,919
Speaker 2: an antiques roato show. I think we can sell that show.

1061
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 2: The ooh, let's not dox ourselves. That would be Bananas,

1062
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 2: where you get bananas at the Farmer's Market, Farmers Market

1063
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 2: LANDA that's good name.

1064
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 4: I do like that. Ten dollars eggs A green Hello.

1065
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 2: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1066
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1067
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

1068
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

1069
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

1070
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart

1071
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

1072
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: intern