WEBVTT - These Sheets Feel Like Booty (with Chris Redd) RE-RELEASE 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.760 Let's Donald Trump nut again. That's what he needs to 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:07.000 be working out. You know what scares me is, even 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:09.120 as we're talking about it, I think about the way 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:11.119 that he stands, and you know how he's always like 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:14.400 tooted a little bit, like yeah, it's like he's got 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:16.680 a hard dick, but he can't come, you know what, 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:19.079 Like he got tucked in his belt the way that 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:22.239 you do at middle school dances and ship. He tucked 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:24.159 in his belt and it's better as a diaper. So 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:27.680 it's a little bit weird to right, Like why did 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:30.240 you put a belt on your diaper? Sir? I don't 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:34.400 want it to fall off. I feel like a man, alright, alright, okay, 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:39.360 because I'm a big boy and wearing belt with the diapers. 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:50.239 Big boys, go hard mold my crop chips in your 0:00:53.760 --> 0:01:09.360 racist post posting money stuff, you can't tell me whoa Yeah, 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:13.400 ladies and gentlemen, we are back. We are here with 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:19.160 an amazing, exceptional, beautiful episode of My Mama Told Me 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:23.400 the podcast. But we dive deep, deep into the butt 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:27.280 crack of black conspiracy theories and we worked to finally 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:30.560 prove that Muggsy Bows is lying about how tall he 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:33.679 is you ain't five for Muggsy, and we all know it. 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:37.200 You're six. To get off your knees, Muggsy. This is 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:39.920 a ruse. This was a long con just so you 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:43.279 could get cast in space. Jim your goddamn liar, Muggsy, 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:47.640 And we're gonna reveal it on the podcast today. Probably not, 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:51.360 that's not our focus today. I'm your host. Lankston Kerman 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:54.360 is always I'm so excited to be here with you. 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:57.560 I had a jarring morning where I found out today 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:03.279 that that Darius Rutger is technically related to the person 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:07.480 who Rucker Park is named after the world famous basketball court. 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:10.280 Darius Rucker of Hoodie and the Blowfish is in fact 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:13.720 the heir to the Rutger Park throne. And I cannot 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:17.600 believe that all these years we've been calling this man 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:19.720 a sellout and he is that he is a part 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:24.040 of one of the most iconic entities in the black community. 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:27.520 Good for you, Darius Rugger. Shame on you, Muggsy Boats. 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:31.040 That's how I always feel good for you, Darius Rutgers, 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:34.400 Shame on you, Muggsy Boats. You know who shouldn't be 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:39.239 ashamed of himself is my guest today. He's the fantastic comedian, 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:42.040 a fantastic friend, one of the funniest people I know 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:44.640 in the world. You know him from SNL, you know 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:47.760 him from the movie Pop Star. You know him from 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.760 just being a funny person on all the ship. He 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:54.120 pops up in pretty much every television show I've ever watched. 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:56.639 He's so funny. A dear friend. Give it up for 0:02:56.760 --> 0:03:04.960 my buddy, Mr Chris Red audience in COVID. Hell, yeah, 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:11.120 got the baby. It's tight. Man, you're changing the game. Man, 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:13.320 you got you got the slave on a hat in 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:20.880 the back? Ready? How are you, sir? Man? I'm good man. 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:24.840 Waiting on my test results? Oh that's right. Yeah, wait, no, 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:27.239 my test results laid it cost to my face the 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:30.720 other day, so I had to go get my nose fucked. 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:34.200 You know, it's just like it's just like waiting to 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:36.320 see if you're getting ghosted or not. I don't like 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:40.360 it at all. I'm a little more privy to this information. 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:44.240 But you've been waiting a long time, like an exceptionally 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:47.440 long time for my COVID test results. We ain't got 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:52.000 my nose about almost two weeks ago, and I sitting 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:56.520 spiraling and anxiety like dude, I got it everything. Every 0:03:56.520 --> 0:04:00.240 time I fart we're along, it's like, oh, is that 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:02.440 a Ronda far. I don't know if my life is 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:08.600 changed if Dr FAUGI doesn't start exclusively referring to testing 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:12.560 as nose fucking. I don't know that we've done any 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:19.040 good work today. Okay, I'm super excited that you're here. Uh, 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:21.880 not only because I just enjoyed talking to you, but 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:25.640 you sent a conspiracy theory that I think is just 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:30.039 a stunning one. You told you said, it's it's unbelievable, 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:34.880 but you said, my mama told me you can only 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:47.240 come so many times before it runs out. Care to elaborate, man. 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:51.680 The theory goes, is this from a strong black woman 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:55.520 look me in my eyes and said that you gotta 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:59.560 take care of your spirit sperm because you're going to 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:03.400 give your spirit out the spurb so much before it's gone. 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:07.840 I'm gone, and then the vessel is useless. You did it, 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:11.359 so there's a number of times you can come in 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:14.160 your life before your dick just dies. And I'm like, 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:18.920 that's wild to me. But then when I'm a I'm 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:23.240 a young man still like figuring it out, like looking 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:25.960 up the illuminaty. I'm I'm going down all these spirals. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:28.360 And then women are like when you have sexual them 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:31.480 and like some of your order, your spirit stays in them. 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:38.279 I'm like, coming on. It's a real Kevin McAlister moment. 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.599 Your hands on the side of your head, you know 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.280 what I mean. And then I'm like, damn, how many 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:46.000 do I got left? Which is an insane trick for 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:49.120 God to play on anybody. Right, the idea that you 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:52.760 would have to count comes uh as you forward in 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:56.760 life is upsetting to say. And then it's like if 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:59.279 you but if you if your jack off versus having 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:04.880 sex is different, Right, that counts have come that fraction 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:08.000 of the comes that you were originally coming. If you 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.159 come full, because I'll be honest and maybe you'll speak 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:13.559 to this too. As a man who comes in a lady, 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:18.360 now I come more. I would use you to guest 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.000 I come more when a lady is involved than when 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:24.960 I'm by myself. Look, I've only I've only came in women. 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:29.239 I could count them on my fingers on one hand. 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:32.400 Good for you. I'm proud of you for that. And 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:35.240 I will say that I definitely come more, and that's 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:38.120 never been a moment I came more alone. Every time 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:43.520 you're like, med, come alone, you're like, oh, I ain't 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:49.040 gotta keep coming. I don't stop it. I'm just saying 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:51.400 it just seems more exciting when somebody's there help you. 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.480 You know what. You know that moment where you're coming 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.919 in in something or into someone and you like squeeze 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:00.360 your butt, cheeks and you your pelvis is all the 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:04.680 way forward. That that puts that extra coming in. Hope 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:11.040 body turns into a punctuation right there you go. That's 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:14.440 for you, because I appreciate you. But but if it's 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:17.760 by yourself, you don't put all that back into it. No, man, No, 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.920 not by yourself. That just seems same. Let me grab 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:27.360 a sod god man. But then it also made me 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:29.920 think about like what they would say about famous people 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:33.440 growing up in Chicago. They would be like, yo, you know, 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:37.320 once guys start sucking so many women, then they just 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:40.880 get bored. So then so then they then they ain't 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:43.720 experiment with they sexuality because they because they stopped, they 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:46.240 sucked so many that they just get bored. And I'm like, 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:50.520 what we we had, we we uh talked. We've talked 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:53.600 about this a few times. But that theory of Jamie 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:57.520 Fox uh naked basketball, which I'm sure you've heard of 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:01.480 uh with his boys is is a testament to that, 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:04.800 right that, like you've had so much sex, and you've 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:09.120 been with so many naked people, men, women, whatever, that 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.440 at some point you're just like, all right, well, I 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.720 gotta do something weird. I gotta wrap up in plastic, 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:20.040 leave thanks and do some crossovers. And I'm having a 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:29.240 hoop where I can't hit this jump shot unless somebody 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:32.720 got their dick out. That's just me, that's me. That's 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.720 how I play ball. You know what this sex needs 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:42.000 most zippers, most zippers here here right, it's it's adding 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:47.200 zippers to your to your personality or to your sexual 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:51.559 personality because you have seen too many titties, Like I, 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:54.800 titties are fine, but if there's not a zipper nearby, 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:57.680 I can't. It doesn't do it for me anymore. And 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:59.440 I'm like, man, what is that number? No one can 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.680 tell you what the exact number is, Like how many 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:05.440 is too many titties? Because for me, I don't have 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:09.880 a number. Sure, like I can see titties forever like that, 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:12.840 that's and that's what you think but you right, and 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:15.280 you're a famous person. I'm not gonna undermine you are 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.440 a very successful, talented man. But I don't believe that 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:22.000 you're famous enough to get tired of titties yet. You're right, 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.040 I haven't reached that level of fame. I don't know 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.280 if I want to go there. I'll be very rare 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.720 with you, man. I think I would rather just stay 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:33.640 right or sure, titties are plentiful and making good money. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:39.320 Titties still do something for you. You're fine, what's filing? Man? 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:41.960 Let I just want to be a little bit more 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:46.439 famous to get my testis back faster. That's fair. Yeah, 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:49.120 I just want to be famous enough that I appreciate 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:51.800 titties and know if I have COVID within a week, 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:55.440 that seems reasonable. That's that's it, a matter of fact. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.319 I want to it just Albert Contract, you know what 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:02.400 I'm saying. Because he got tested before everybody. He got 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:05.160 tested before we knew we could test for it. He 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.720 was just like, hey, hey, y'all, in a few months, 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.080 they're gonna tell you about this thing called COVID nineteen. 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:13.760 Already got that it was COVID eighteen when he did, 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:16.200 when he got to say, then they don't even know 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:19.680 it's rightful. Agent. This was smooth on Twitter, like yeah, 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.679 I'm sick, and it was like I died for you, 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:26.000 Like damn, I got fans like that. Na, not yet, 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:28.080 but you'll get them. Okay, let me ask you this 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.480 because with this conspiracy, I I love that we're already 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:36.080 digging into sort of the emotional response you had. But 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.760 I think you told me that this originally came from 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:42.040 a college counselor is that true? It did? It did 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:44.200 come from a college council. And I was really tight 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.640 with this woman. And uh, in college, I didn't get 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:54.920 a lot out of it besides uh weed money. Uh. 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:57.000 I was on my journey at the time, you know 0:10:57.040 --> 0:11:00.160 what I'm saying. I was thinking myself out but up. 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:03.040 But I remember going to her office every day and 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.120 so we got we got mad close, and I would 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:08.680 tell her about my relationships and all that and uh. 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:11.320 And basically this was like her golly way of saying 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:14.720 I was in the streets too much, I guess. But 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:17.680 but when she said that to me, I was like, Damn, 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:21.160 this is a really deep conversation. This is a very 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:27.160 personal conversation, and you believe this. Hey, that's kind of wow. 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:30.320 And she's a super smart educated one of my favorite 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.240 people in the world. Won't even use a real name 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:36.040 or something much. I love them, But God, damn, I 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:39.360 run out. I got a calendar right now, but market 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:42.600 days now. I don't know what my number is, but 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:47.000 it's Jordan numbers. And so when she told you that 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:52.640 you could eventually run out of come for a better word, yeah, 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:56.680 Were you then like, oh you crazy, lady? Or was 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.880 it like, oh, ship, this very much could be a 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.880 real possibility. And now I got to recalibrate the way 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:08.000 I approached the world. My immediate reaction to like anything 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:16.520 back then was I was like, h nah, that's stupid, 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:21.360 and say, but what if it's real? Because I didn't 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:23.000 also still go to church, you know what I'm saying. 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:27.080 A little piece of me was like, but oh, but like, God, 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.760 do be playing like that? Though? God to be playing 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.280 like that, that's the scary part of I think the 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:35.360 way and I think this context is important. When you 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:40.559 attach God to something, it becomes a different conversation. It does. 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:43.120 It does because now you gotta It brings in your 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:46.960 old life, and it brings in your belief system. It's like, 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:49.520 did I believe it right away? No? Did I go 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:53.120 search the Bible for that chapter where they say, yo, 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:56.240 dick runs out? Yes, I did, of course, and I 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:59.680 did not find it nowhere in there. Dog right because 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:03.120 it's not in there, doesn't mention it at all. They're 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:08.520 not like and Abraham came his last come and no, 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.640 and no, I built the art and then he came 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:22.720 his last to come to giraffeic Noah came the giraffe. Yeah, 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:26.320 it's not in the scripture. It's an interpretation of the 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:29.680 scripture from a person who you might consider to be 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:32.800 a godly person or a person who potentially has like 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.679 good Christian values. But it's a weird game to play 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:39.400 of like, damn you added that, dude, I liken to 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:42.640 the conversation, and now I don't. I don't want to. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:45.120 I don't want to be working against God, you know 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:47.679 what I mean. Yeah, I didn't start getting hot til 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:50.600 like till later to like college, so like I'm having 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:55.079 my first high moments after these conversations, I'm sitting by 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.720 myself like I don't want to waste the spirit, you 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:00.320 know what I'm saying. And I don't need that kind 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:03.760 of anxiety about life. I an't need that at all. 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:07.640 But I came back and asked about that, like and 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:11.080 she she was just firm on it and I haven't 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:13.880 And I talked to her like last year, and I 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:15.640 should have brought it up, but it was it would 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:18.680 have been weird. It's a weird compensations like cash. Just 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:20.760 remember that time to him my com and he was like, 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:23.360 it's gonna run out. Hey, how many comes do you 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:27.040 think I got left? If you were the guest on 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:30.240 the scale of one that you're wrong you think I can't. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:35.000 It is it's like a very Joe Hoopeh's witness approach 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.960 to like coming where it's like only a hundred and 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:40.920 forty four thousand people get into Heaven. You only get 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.080 a hundred and forty four thousand comes before you go ahead, 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.480 Like what are we talking about? It's it's like a 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:49.920 bad rock ron com script. Yes you know what I mean. 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.960 It's just it's just a bad like you gotta hunt 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:57.680 for that comes. I love that trailer. It's just like 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:00.640 a deep voice dude being like she is a hard 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:04.000 working lady who can't seem to find a man. He's 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:09.440 a tough no busy guy who is almost out of Come. 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:14.000 I take no lady serious. Somebody should teach me a lesson. 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:21.160 Can they find love in Manhattan? It's like I slow down. 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:27.720 I only have two comes love but Come, I don't know. Bro. 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:30.960 She might be the one, but is she my last come? 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:36.960 That's the bill boy. She might be the one, but 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:41.680 did she my last come? The last? Come the last? 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:47.800 To theaters for the last time? Baby. It's very long trailer. 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:52.520 They lost focus pretty early into the trailer. But it's 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:55.160 gonna be a good movie, I think. Honestly, I think 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:57.640 it's gonna do very well. Especially in these times. People 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.360 are just you know, they're taking a lot of content. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:02.600 A lot of content is being made streaming services. We 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:05.480 got so many streaming services. Yeah, I heard they're out 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.440 to Rosa McGowan for the lead, so that that should 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:11.640 be exciting. I'm glad to see her working again. I 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:13.720 love seeing that. Also, I think they have to come 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:19.280 itself to play the star. I had heard that, But 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:21.680 that's cool. I love that. I mean, Come doesn't come 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:23.680 out for much, you know what I'm saying. You know what, 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:25.840 Come doesn't get a lot of credit because it comes 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:28.480 in a lot of stuff that it just like you 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:31.400 just stop talking about to come. Yeah, you know, you know, 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:33.600 you know, it's it's a sign that it's over. So 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:36.760 I'm glad that Come is finally getting it shine and 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.880 the way it should what I'm saying. I also love 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:43.080 how unusable this episode will be when we listened back 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:47.720 and realize we said come one thousand, three hundred and 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:52.480 forty eight times in the first twenty minutes. Oh wait, 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:56.520 can we not say? It's fine? I'm just talking. We're 0:16:56.520 --> 0:17:00.240 doing great. I think I'm having a spectacular time. This 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:03.600 is so much fun, bro man, Okay, so let me 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:06.919 ask you this. So she tells you this. You you 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:10.399 naturally have your skepticism, but you're bought in at least 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:14.359 enough to believe that this good Christian woman is not 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:18.400 trying to do anything malicious in telling you this. Right, 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:21.840 It's like when you talk to anybody of the Christian faith, 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:25.440 if they're die hard, you have to interpret what they say. 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:30.080 And because it's like, well, she, I know, she's not insane. 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:33.120 So it's like, so this is coming, So it's coming 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:35.840 from a place of love in some kind of way. Right, 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:39.760 So I so I over time, I was like, oh, well, 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:42.399 she was trying to say, be protective but your energy 0:17:42.400 --> 0:17:46.080 because people can corrupt your energy. That made more sense 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:50.359 to me because that's actually true and real. Uh but 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:53.440 I but I'm like, but the way she set packaged 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:58.520 it was was packaged and dumb. H Well, that's dumb, 0:17:58.600 --> 0:18:04.400 but just wild. I think that that It's the problem 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:07.439 with a lot of our belief systems, right, is that 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:10.879 we conflate a bunch of different things. Right, what she 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:13.800 is telling you is a true thing that like you, 0:18:13.800 --> 0:18:17.120 you giving your your for lack of better words, spirit 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:20.800 to a hundred different women does start to eat at 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:24.399 the human that you are, right, It starts to make you, like, 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:29.320 stop valuing them, stop valuing yourself, treat them and yourself 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:32.360 differently than you probably should be treating it. That all 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:38.080 makes sense, but that ain't science. Don't try to be 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:42.720 a geneticist while you're saying it. Just admit, like, hey, 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:45.320 I don't know how come works, but be cool about 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:48.320 how you treat women out in the world. Yeah, man, 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:51.720 that because that's such a dope lessing that she and 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:53.520 she told and she taught me a lot of great 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:56.240 things that some hit been, some hit some hit later, 0:18:56.600 --> 0:18:59.879 some left me questioning it like this, but it was like, 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:01.960 don't tell me my dick is gonna stop work right? 0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:06.480 That's wild man. I like, there's something going on your life. 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:10.159 What's he going? That's what he told me. He just 0:19:10.160 --> 0:19:11.800 said he ran out of spirit. You know what it 0:19:11.840 --> 0:19:14.679 feels like. It feels like the you know in the 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:17.440 beginning of The Beauty and the Beast where that lady 0:19:17.640 --> 0:19:20.280 shows up and she don't get a spot in his 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:23.600 castle and then she handsome that rose and she's like, 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:26.240 when the petals fall, You're gonna be a beast forever. 0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:29.760 It's like, you know, when when you bust your last nut, 0:19:30.160 --> 0:19:35.200 you're gonna be permanently a monster. Yeah, walking around, walking 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:44.119 around fall out beauty and it's just like a singing 0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:47.280 come rag in the corners. I just want to be 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:51.400 a real a real rag again. Who do you get who? 0:19:51.400 --> 0:19:56.000 Who's the magic teacup? You know what I'm saying? Who? Wait, 0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:58.399 are you asking who's the voice of it? Or what 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:02.639 is the item that repres magic teacup? Well? You got 0:20:02.800 --> 0:20:05.080 us some lotions is going to be the magic teacup? 0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:11.399 A bottle of Jurgons who sings to a smaller bottle 0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:16.680 of Jurgons and tells it to go to bed. Oh Man, 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:22.040 Beauty and the useless d that that's a nice We're 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:26.200 gonna make that movie right after the rom com. Maybe 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:30.280 we got a busy schedule. Man, listen, man o is booked. 0:20:31.240 --> 0:20:33.600 Let don't ask you, no, don't ask us for ship 0:20:33.760 --> 0:20:36.600 We've got a lot of comb material to write down, 0:20:36.960 --> 0:20:41.000 and it's all coming at you. All right, We're gonna 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:43.359 take a break. We're gonna be back with more Chris 0:20:43.359 --> 0:20:58.200 Reddy and more, my mama told me. And we are back. 0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:05.920 I got brunk guides. Nobody got time for that. Yeah, 0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:08.800 we go and we are back with more Chris red More. 0:21:08.920 --> 0:21:11.760 My mama told me. We're still talking about busting them 0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:18.640 nuts and how many ups you can bust right book, 0:21:19.040 --> 0:21:22.000 we are, we are getting into it, all right. So 0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:25.240 I did a ship ton of research around this subject 0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:31.480 because I am endlessly fascinated, and to be honest, slightly afraid. 0:21:31.560 --> 0:21:35.240 I don't know that. I'm not afraid that like, there 0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:37.600 are times where you, like, I don't know if you've 0:21:37.600 --> 0:21:39.760 had this where you've like jerked off and then you 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:43.000 jerk off again and like nothing comes out, and you're like, 0:21:43.080 --> 0:21:49.439 oh no, oh, is that all up? Bro? There was 0:21:49.440 --> 0:21:52.199 a time I was dating this girl, um and we 0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:56.440 had sex. I came and this up here, I had 0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:59.280 the feeling and we go. And there's nothing bit more 0:21:59.320 --> 0:22:04.080 crazy than to adults looking for come, like is it 0:22:04.200 --> 0:22:08.320 on you? You know? Where did it go? He? Is 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:11.399 it in the house? Didn't get stolen by a mouse 0:22:11.720 --> 0:22:16.480 like this weird Dr Seuss poem was searching for That's 0:22:16.520 --> 0:22:19.400 nothing was more uncomfortable than like sitting down in that 0:22:19.680 --> 0:22:22.280 same bit later just watch the TV. Not have found 0:22:22.359 --> 0:22:27.440 to come? Like right, it gotta be here? Done? Am 0:22:27.440 --> 0:22:32.960 I done coming this whole time? You got a Bible? Here? 0:22:33.080 --> 0:22:36.600 Can we just get some prayer real quick? Just to 0:22:36.680 --> 0:22:40.080 make sure to make sure man got kill him a 0:22:40.119 --> 0:22:42.960 dig off? Okay, here's what I did. I did a 0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:44.960 bunch of research, and I want to run some of 0:22:45.000 --> 0:22:47.240 it by you, and I'd love to get your thoughts 0:22:47.320 --> 0:22:51.560 on any and all of it. So, uh, I looked 0:22:51.640 --> 0:22:53.560 up and this is a tough thing to look up, 0:22:53.840 --> 0:22:57.159 but I looked up the amount of come that a 0:22:57.280 --> 0:23:02.239 man has over a lifetime, which again gives you some 0:23:02.320 --> 0:23:06.359 real funky search results. Oh yeah, But one of the 0:23:06.400 --> 0:23:09.280 things that it talked about is that men do not 0:23:09.800 --> 0:23:13.320 run out of come. That's just fact, right, Like, over 0:23:13.359 --> 0:23:16.960 a lifetime, we continue to produce sperm. There's no point 0:23:17.040 --> 0:23:21.119 where like our body at least naturally just decides it's done. 0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:24.200 Should I feel like it should that the balls are 0:23:24.200 --> 0:23:27.359 working your whole life? Yeah, man, I don't. I don't 0:23:27.359 --> 0:23:30.040 see what we after a certain age? What are we doing? 0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:35.720 An Amazon factory down? Man? Right? Yeah, day off, Jeff 0:23:36.800 --> 0:23:40.320 Jesus christ Man. Let me go home and see their 0:23:40.359 --> 0:23:47.520 families or make one. You don't need to keep doing this, 0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:51.800 But apparently our bodies will just keep producing. We produced 0:23:51.920 --> 0:23:57.120 I think it's uh something in the like fifteen hundred 0:23:57.560 --> 0:24:01.320 sperm per minute, which means that you every day are 0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:05.280 producing millions and millions of sperm, whether you want to 0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:07.720 or not, whether you're willing to give them a break 0:24:07.840 --> 0:24:10.560 or not, which means there's no actual way that you 0:24:10.600 --> 0:24:13.760 could actually expel these from your body fast enough to 0:24:14.680 --> 0:24:17.320 uh making for the fact that your body won't you know, 0:24:17.720 --> 0:24:20.159 is still producing them, even though that would be a 0:24:20.200 --> 0:24:27.480 gross superhero, I gotta get any sperm out my body. Wait, 0:24:27.600 --> 0:24:31.560 that's not a power. That's not air. It's not a power. 0:24:31.680 --> 0:24:38.520 That's just how don't stay strong like he's been doing 0:24:38.520 --> 0:24:42.240 that every fight. So you're sick. Please, I don't want 0:24:42.240 --> 0:24:45.600 to fight you like this. I'm gonna research and pat 0:24:46.040 --> 0:24:49.160 in a library. Man, stop doing this, get out of here. 0:24:49.240 --> 0:24:55.119 You're not a hero. I'm strong. So what I did find, 0:24:55.240 --> 0:24:58.160 and this is fascinating, is that there was an article 0:24:58.200 --> 0:25:01.639 in seen that claimed that you are meant to And 0:25:01.720 --> 0:25:05.960 this was a Daily Mail article, so take that means. 0:25:06.400 --> 0:25:08.760 But they argued that you are supposed to come and 0:25:08.960 --> 0:25:13.560 upwards of twenty one times per month as they have 0:25:13.760 --> 0:25:18.879 significantly reducing risk of prostate cancer. Now it is worth 0:25:18.880 --> 0:25:22.640 noting before you respond, it's worth noting that the research 0:25:23.160 --> 0:25:27.240