Speaker 1: Let's Donald Trump nut again. That's what he needs to
Speaker 1: be working out. You know what scares me is, even
Speaker 1: as we're talking about it, I think about the way
Speaker 1: that he stands, and you know how he's always like
Speaker 1: tooted a little bit, like yeah, it's like he's got
Speaker 1: a hard dick, but he can't come, you know what,
Speaker 1: Like he got tucked in his belt the way that
Speaker 1: you do at middle school dances and ship. He tucked
Speaker 1: in his belt and it's better as a diaper. So
Speaker 1: it's a little bit weird to right, Like why did
Speaker 1: you put a belt on your diaper? Sir? I don't
Speaker 1: want it to fall off. I feel like a man, alright, alright, okay,
Speaker 1: because I'm a big boy and wearing belt with the diapers.
Speaker 1: Big boys, go hard mold my crop chips in your
Speaker 1: racist post posting money stuff, you can't tell me whoa Yeah,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, we are back. We are here with
Speaker 1: an amazing, exceptional, beautiful episode of My Mama Told Me
Speaker 1: the podcast. But we dive deep, deep into the butt
Speaker 1: crack of black conspiracy theories and we worked to finally
Speaker 1: prove that Muggsy Bows is lying about how tall he
Speaker 1: is you ain't five for Muggsy, and we all know it.
Speaker 1: You're six. To get off your knees, Muggsy. This is
Speaker 1: a ruse. This was a long con just so you
Speaker 1: could get cast in space. Jim your goddamn liar, Muggsy,
Speaker 1: And we're gonna reveal it on the podcast today. Probably not,
Speaker 1: that's not our focus today. I'm your host. Lankston Kerman
Speaker 1: is always I'm so excited to be here with you.
Speaker 1: I had a jarring morning where I found out today
Speaker 1: that that Darius Rutger is technically related to the person
Speaker 1: who Rucker Park is named after the world famous basketball court.
Speaker 1: Darius Rucker of Hoodie and the Blowfish is in fact
Speaker 1: the heir to the Rutger Park throne. And I cannot
Speaker 1: believe that all these years we've been calling this man
Speaker 1: a sellout and he is that he is a part
Speaker 1: of one of the most iconic entities in the black community.
Speaker 1: Good for you, Darius Rugger. Shame on you, Muggsy Boats.
Speaker 1: That's how I always feel good for you, Darius Rutgers,
Speaker 1: Shame on you, Muggsy Boats. You know who shouldn't be
Speaker 1: ashamed of himself is my guest today. He's the fantastic comedian,
Speaker 1: a fantastic friend, one of the funniest people I know
Speaker 1: in the world. You know him from SNL, you know
Speaker 1: him from the movie Pop Star. You know him from
Speaker 1: just being a funny person on all the ship. He
Speaker 1: pops up in pretty much every television show I've ever watched.
Speaker 1: He's so funny. A dear friend. Give it up for
Speaker 1: my buddy, Mr Chris Red audience in COVID. Hell, yeah,
Speaker 1: got the baby. It's tight. Man, you're changing the game. Man,
Speaker 1: you got you got the slave on a hat in
Speaker 1: the back? Ready? How are you, sir? Man? I'm good man.
Speaker 1: Waiting on my test results? Oh that's right. Yeah, wait, no,
Speaker 1: my test results laid it cost to my face the
Speaker 1: other day, so I had to go get my nose fucked.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just like it's just like waiting to
Speaker 1: see if you're getting ghosted or not. I don't like
Speaker 1: it at all. I'm a little more privy to this information.
Speaker 1: But you've been waiting a long time, like an exceptionally
Speaker 1: long time for my COVID test results. We ain't got
Speaker 1: my nose about almost two weeks ago, and I sitting
Speaker 1: spiraling and anxiety like dude, I got it everything. Every
Speaker 1: time I fart we're along, it's like, oh, is that
Speaker 1: a Ronda far. I don't know if my life is
Speaker 1: changed if Dr FAUGI doesn't start exclusively referring to testing
Speaker 1: as nose fucking. I don't know that we've done any
Speaker 1: good work today. Okay, I'm super excited that you're here. Uh,
Speaker 1: not only because I just enjoyed talking to you, but
Speaker 1: you sent a conspiracy theory that I think is just
Speaker 1: a stunning one. You told you said, it's it's unbelievable,
Speaker 1: but you said, my mama told me you can only
Speaker 1: come so many times before it runs out. Care to elaborate, man.
Speaker 1: The theory goes, is this from a strong black woman
Speaker 1: look me in my eyes and said that you gotta
Speaker 1: take care of your spirit sperm because you're going to
Speaker 1: give your spirit out the spurb so much before it's gone.
Speaker 1: I'm gone, and then the vessel is useless. You did it,
Speaker 1: so there's a number of times you can come in
Speaker 1: your life before your dick just dies. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's wild to me. But then when I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: a young man still like figuring it out, like looking
Speaker 1: up the illuminaty. I'm I'm going down all these spirals.
Speaker 1: And then women are like when you have sexual them
Speaker 1: and like some of your order, your spirit stays in them.
Speaker 1: I'm like, coming on. It's a real Kevin McAlister moment.
Speaker 1: Your hands on the side of your head, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And then I'm like, damn, how many
Speaker 1: do I got left? Which is an insane trick for
Speaker 1: God to play on anybody. Right, the idea that you
Speaker 1: would have to count comes uh as you forward in
Speaker 1: life is upsetting to say. And then it's like if
Speaker 1: you but if you if your jack off versus having
Speaker 1: sex is different, Right, that counts have come that fraction
Speaker 1: of the comes that you were originally coming. If you
Speaker 1: come full, because I'll be honest and maybe you'll speak
Speaker 1: to this too. As a man who comes in a lady,
Speaker 1: now I come more. I would use you to guest
Speaker 1: I come more when a lady is involved than when
Speaker 1: I'm by myself. Look, I've only I've only came in women.
Speaker 1: I could count them on my fingers on one hand.
Speaker 1: Good for you. I'm proud of you for that. And
Speaker 1: I will say that I definitely come more, and that's
Speaker 1: never been a moment I came more alone. Every time
Speaker 1: you're like, med, come alone, you're like, oh, I ain't
Speaker 1: gotta keep coming. I don't stop it. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: it just seems more exciting when somebody's there help you.
Speaker 1: You know what. You know that moment where you're coming
Speaker 1: in in something or into someone and you like squeeze
Speaker 1: your butt, cheeks and you your pelvis is all the
Speaker 1: way forward. That that puts that extra coming in. Hope
Speaker 1: body turns into a punctuation right there you go. That's
Speaker 1: for you, because I appreciate you. But but if it's
Speaker 1: by yourself, you don't put all that back into it. No, man, No,
Speaker 1: not by yourself. That just seems same. Let me grab
Speaker 1: a sod god man. But then it also made me
Speaker 1: think about like what they would say about famous people
Speaker 1: growing up in Chicago. They would be like, yo, you know,
Speaker 1: once guys start sucking so many women, then they just
Speaker 1: get bored. So then so then they then they ain't
Speaker 1: experiment with they sexuality because they because they stopped, they
Speaker 1: sucked so many that they just get bored. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what we we had, we we uh talked. We've talked
Speaker 1: about this a few times. But that theory of Jamie
Speaker 1: Fox uh naked basketball, which I'm sure you've heard of
Speaker 1: uh with his boys is is a testament to that,
Speaker 1: right that, like you've had so much sex, and you've
Speaker 1: been with so many naked people, men, women, whatever, that
Speaker 1: at some point you're just like, all right, well, I
Speaker 1: gotta do something weird. I gotta wrap up in plastic,
Speaker 1: leave thanks and do some crossovers. And I'm having a
Speaker 1: hoop where I can't hit this jump shot unless somebody
Speaker 1: got their dick out. That's just me, that's me. That's
Speaker 1: how I play ball. You know what this sex needs
Speaker 1: most zippers, most zippers here here right, it's it's adding
Speaker 1: zippers to your to your personality or to your sexual
Speaker 1: personality because you have seen too many titties, Like I,
Speaker 1: titties are fine, but if there's not a zipper nearby,
Speaker 1: I can't. It doesn't do it for me anymore. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, what is that number? No one can
Speaker 1: tell you what the exact number is, Like how many
Speaker 1: is too many titties? Because for me, I don't have
Speaker 1: a number. Sure, like I can see titties forever like that,
Speaker 1: that's and that's what you think but you right, and
Speaker 1: you're a famous person. I'm not gonna undermine you are
Speaker 1: a very successful, talented man. But I don't believe that
Speaker 1: you're famous enough to get tired of titties yet. You're right,
Speaker 1: I haven't reached that level of fame. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I want to go there. I'll be very rare
Speaker 1: with you, man. I think I would rather just stay
Speaker 1: right or sure, titties are plentiful and making good money.
Speaker 1: Titties still do something for you. You're fine, what's filing? Man?
Speaker 1: Let I just want to be a little bit more
Speaker 1: famous to get my testis back faster. That's fair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want to be famous enough that I appreciate
Speaker 1: titties and know if I have COVID within a week,
Speaker 1: that seems reasonable. That's that's it, a matter of fact.
Speaker 1: I want to it just Albert Contract, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Because he got tested before everybody. He got
Speaker 1: tested before we knew we could test for it. He
Speaker 1: was just like, hey, hey, y'all, in a few months,
Speaker 1: they're gonna tell you about this thing called COVID nineteen.
Speaker 1: Already got that it was COVID eighteen when he did,
Speaker 1: when he got to say, then they don't even know
Speaker 1: it's rightful. Agent. This was smooth on Twitter, like yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sick, and it was like I died for you,
Speaker 1: Like damn, I got fans like that. Na, not yet,
Speaker 1: but you'll get them. Okay, let me ask you this
Speaker 1: because with this conspiracy, I I love that we're already
Speaker 1: digging into sort of the emotional response you had. But
Speaker 1: I think you told me that this originally came from
Speaker 1: a college counselor is that true? It did? It did
Speaker 1: come from a college council. And I was really tight
Speaker 1: with this woman. And uh, in college, I didn't get
Speaker 1: a lot out of it besides uh weed money. Uh.
Speaker 1: I was on my journey at the time, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I was thinking myself out but up.
Speaker 1: But I remember going to her office every day and
Speaker 1: so we got we got mad close, and I would
Speaker 1: tell her about my relationships and all that and uh.
Speaker 1: And basically this was like her golly way of saying
Speaker 1: I was in the streets too much, I guess. But
Speaker 1: but when she said that to me, I was like, Damn,
Speaker 1: this is a really deep conversation. This is a very
Speaker 1: personal conversation, and you believe this. Hey, that's kind of wow.
Speaker 1: And she's a super smart educated one of my favorite
Speaker 1: people in the world. Won't even use a real name
Speaker 1: or something much. I love them, But God, damn, I
Speaker 1: run out. I got a calendar right now, but market
Speaker 1: days now. I don't know what my number is, but
Speaker 1: it's Jordan numbers. And so when she told you that
Speaker 1: you could eventually run out of come for a better word, yeah,
Speaker 1: Were you then like, oh you crazy, lady? Or was
Speaker 1: it like, oh, ship, this very much could be a
Speaker 1: real possibility. And now I got to recalibrate the way
Speaker 1: I approached the world. My immediate reaction to like anything
Speaker 1: back then was I was like, h nah, that's stupid,
Speaker 1: and say, but what if it's real? Because I didn't
Speaker 1: also still go to church, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: A little piece of me was like, but oh, but like, God,
Speaker 1: do be playing like that? Though? God to be playing
Speaker 1: like that, that's the scary part of I think the
Speaker 1: way and I think this context is important. When you
Speaker 1: attach God to something, it becomes a different conversation. It does.
Speaker 1: It does because now you gotta It brings in your
Speaker 1: old life, and it brings in your belief system. It's like,
Speaker 1: did I believe it right away? No? Did I go
Speaker 1: search the Bible for that chapter where they say, yo,
Speaker 1: dick runs out? Yes, I did, of course, and I
Speaker 1: did not find it nowhere in there. Dog right because
Speaker 1: it's not in there, doesn't mention it at all. They're
Speaker 1: not like and Abraham came his last come and no,
Speaker 1: and no, I built the art and then he came
Speaker 1: his last to come to giraffeic Noah came the giraffe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not in the scripture. It's an interpretation of the
Speaker 1: scripture from a person who you might consider to be
Speaker 1: a godly person or a person who potentially has like
Speaker 1: good Christian values. But it's a weird game to play
Speaker 1: of like, damn you added that, dude, I liken to
Speaker 1: the conversation, and now I don't. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be working against God, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Yeah, I didn't start getting hot til
Speaker 1: like till later to like college, so like I'm having
Speaker 1: my first high moments after these conversations, I'm sitting by
Speaker 1: myself like I don't want to waste the spirit, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And I don't need that kind
Speaker 1: of anxiety about life. I an't need that at all.
Speaker 1: But I came back and asked about that, like and
Speaker 1: she she was just firm on it and I haven't
Speaker 1: And I talked to her like last year, and I
Speaker 1: should have brought it up, but it was it would
Speaker 1: have been weird. It's a weird compensations like cash. Just
Speaker 1: remember that time to him my com and he was like,
Speaker 1: it's gonna run out. Hey, how many comes do you
Speaker 1: think I got left? If you were the guest on
Speaker 1: the scale of one that you're wrong you think I can't.
Speaker 1: It is it's like a very Joe Hoopeh's witness approach
Speaker 1: to like coming where it's like only a hundred and
Speaker 1: forty four thousand people get into Heaven. You only get
Speaker 1: a hundred and forty four thousand comes before you go ahead,
Speaker 1: Like what are we talking about? It's it's like a
Speaker 1: bad rock ron com script. Yes you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just a bad like you gotta hunt
Speaker 1: for that comes. I love that trailer. It's just like
Speaker 1: a deep voice dude being like she is a hard
Speaker 1: working lady who can't seem to find a man. He's
Speaker 1: a tough no busy guy who is almost out of Come.
Speaker 1: I take no lady serious. Somebody should teach me a lesson.
Speaker 1: Can they find love in Manhattan? It's like I slow down.
Speaker 1: I only have two comes love but Come, I don't know. Bro.
Speaker 1: She might be the one, but is she my last come?
Speaker 1: That's the bill boy. She might be the one, but
Speaker 1: did she my last come? The last? Come the last?
Speaker 1: To theaters for the last time? Baby. It's very long trailer.
Speaker 1: They lost focus pretty early into the trailer. But it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a good movie, I think. Honestly, I think
Speaker 1: it's gonna do very well. Especially in these times. People
Speaker 1: are just you know, they're taking a lot of content.
Speaker 1: A lot of content is being made streaming services. We
Speaker 1: got so many streaming services. Yeah, I heard they're out
Speaker 1: to Rosa McGowan for the lead, so that that should
Speaker 1: be exciting. I'm glad to see her working again. I
Speaker 1: love seeing that. Also, I think they have to come
Speaker 1: itself to play the star. I had heard that, But
Speaker 1: that's cool. I love that. I mean, Come doesn't come
Speaker 1: out for much, you know what I'm saying. You know what,
Speaker 1: Come doesn't get a lot of credit because it comes
Speaker 1: in a lot of stuff that it just like you
Speaker 1: just stop talking about to come. Yeah, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's a sign that it's over. So
Speaker 1: I'm glad that Come is finally getting it shine and
Speaker 1: the way it should what I'm saying. I also love
Speaker 1: how unusable this episode will be when we listened back
Speaker 1: and realize we said come one thousand, three hundred and
Speaker 1: forty eight times in the first twenty minutes. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: can we not say? It's fine? I'm just talking. We're
Speaker 1: doing great. I think I'm having a spectacular time. This
Speaker 1: is so much fun, bro man, Okay, so let me
Speaker 1: ask you this. So she tells you this. You you
Speaker 1: naturally have your skepticism, but you're bought in at least
Speaker 1: enough to believe that this good Christian woman is not
Speaker 1: trying to do anything malicious in telling you this. Right,
Speaker 1: It's like when you talk to anybody of the Christian faith,
Speaker 1: if they're die hard, you have to interpret what they say.
Speaker 1: And because it's like, well, she, I know, she's not insane.
Speaker 1: So it's like, so this is coming, So it's coming
Speaker 1: from a place of love in some kind of way. Right,
Speaker 1: So I so I over time, I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: she was trying to say, be protective but your energy
Speaker 1: because people can corrupt your energy. That made more sense
Speaker 1: to me because that's actually true and real. Uh but
Speaker 1: I but I'm like, but the way she set packaged
Speaker 1: it was was packaged and dumb. H Well, that's dumb,
Speaker 1: but just wild. I think that that It's the problem
Speaker 1: with a lot of our belief systems, right, is that
Speaker 1: we conflate a bunch of different things. Right, what she
Speaker 1: is telling you is a true thing that like you,
Speaker 1: you giving your your for lack of better words, spirit
Speaker 1: to a hundred different women does start to eat at
Speaker 1: the human that you are, right, It starts to make you, like,
Speaker 1: stop valuing them, stop valuing yourself, treat them and yourself
Speaker 1: differently than you probably should be treating it. That all
Speaker 1: makes sense, but that ain't science. Don't try to be
Speaker 1: a geneticist while you're saying it. Just admit, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't know how come works, but be cool about
Speaker 1: how you treat women out in the world. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that because that's such a dope lessing that she and
Speaker 1: she told and she taught me a lot of great
Speaker 1: things that some hit been, some hit some hit later,
Speaker 1: some left me questioning it like this, but it was like,
Speaker 1: don't tell me my dick is gonna stop work right?
Speaker 1: That's wild man. I like, there's something going on your life.
Speaker 1: What's he going? That's what he told me. He just
Speaker 1: said he ran out of spirit. You know what it
Speaker 1: feels like. It feels like the you know in the
Speaker 1: beginning of The Beauty and the Beast where that lady
Speaker 1: shows up and she don't get a spot in his
Speaker 1: castle and then she handsome that rose and she's like,
Speaker 1: when the petals fall, You're gonna be a beast forever.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, when when you bust your last nut,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be permanently a monster. Yeah, walking around, walking
Speaker 1: around fall out beauty and it's just like a singing
Speaker 1: come rag in the corners. I just want to be
Speaker 1: a real a real rag again. Who do you get who?
Speaker 1: Who's the magic teacup? You know what I'm saying? Who? Wait,
Speaker 1: are you asking who's the voice of it? Or what
Speaker 1: is the item that repres magic teacup? Well? You got
Speaker 1: us some lotions is going to be the magic teacup?
Speaker 1: A bottle of Jurgons who sings to a smaller bottle
Speaker 1: of Jurgons and tells it to go to bed. Oh Man,
Speaker 1: Beauty and the useless d that that's a nice We're
Speaker 1: gonna make that movie right after the rom com. Maybe
Speaker 1: we got a busy schedule. Man, listen, man o is booked.
Speaker 1: Let don't ask you, no, don't ask us for ship
Speaker 1: We've got a lot of comb material to write down,
Speaker 1: and it's all coming at you. All right, We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a break. We're gonna be back with more Chris
Speaker 1: Reddy and more, my mama told me. And we are back.
Speaker 1: I got brunk guides. Nobody got time for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we go and we are back with more Chris red More.
Speaker 1: My mama told me. We're still talking about busting them
Speaker 1: nuts and how many ups you can bust right book,
Speaker 1: we are, we are getting into it, all right. So
Speaker 1: I did a ship ton of research around this subject
Speaker 1: because I am endlessly fascinated, and to be honest, slightly afraid.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I'm not afraid that like, there
Speaker 1: are times where you, like, I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: had this where you've like jerked off and then you
Speaker 1: jerk off again and like nothing comes out, and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh no, oh, is that all up? Bro? There was
Speaker 1: a time I was dating this girl, um and we
Speaker 1: had sex. I came and this up here, I had
Speaker 1: the feeling and we go. And there's nothing bit more
Speaker 1: crazy than to adults looking for come, like is it
Speaker 1: on you? You know? Where did it go? He? Is
Speaker 1: it in the house? Didn't get stolen by a mouse
Speaker 1: like this weird Dr Seuss poem was searching for That's
Speaker 1: nothing was more uncomfortable than like sitting down in that
Speaker 1: same bit later just watch the TV. Not have found
Speaker 1: to come? Like right, it gotta be here? Done? Am
Speaker 1: I done coming this whole time? You got a Bible? Here?
Speaker 1: Can we just get some prayer real quick? Just to
Speaker 1: make sure to make sure man got kill him a
Speaker 1: dig off? Okay, here's what I did. I did a
Speaker 1: bunch of research, and I want to run some of
Speaker 1: it by you, and I'd love to get your thoughts
Speaker 1: on any and all of it. So, uh, I looked
Speaker 1: up and this is a tough thing to look up,
Speaker 1: but I looked up the amount of come that a
Speaker 1: man has over a lifetime, which again gives you some
Speaker 1: real funky search results. Oh yeah, But one of the
Speaker 1: things that it talked about is that men do not
Speaker 1: run out of come. That's just fact, right, Like, over
Speaker 1: a lifetime, we continue to produce sperm. There's no point
Speaker 1: where like our body at least naturally just decides it's done.
Speaker 1: Should I feel like it should that the balls are
Speaker 1: working your whole life? Yeah, man, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: see what we after a certain age? What are we doing?
Speaker 1: An Amazon factory down? Man? Right? Yeah, day off, Jeff
Speaker 1: Jesus christ Man. Let me go home and see their
Speaker 1: families or make one. You don't need to keep doing this,
Speaker 1: But apparently our bodies will just keep producing. We produced
Speaker 1: I think it's uh something in the like fifteen hundred
Speaker 1: sperm per minute, which means that you every day are
Speaker 1: producing millions and millions of sperm, whether you want to
Speaker 1: or not, whether you're willing to give them a break
Speaker 1: or not, which means there's no actual way that you
Speaker 1: could actually expel these from your body fast enough to
Speaker 1: uh making for the fact that your body won't you know,
Speaker 1: is still producing them, even though that would be a
Speaker 1: gross superhero, I gotta get any sperm out my body. Wait,
Speaker 1: that's not a power. That's not air. It's not a power.
Speaker 1: That's just how don't stay strong like he's been doing
Speaker 1: that every fight. So you're sick. Please, I don't want
Speaker 1: to fight you like this. I'm gonna research and pat
Speaker 1: in a library. Man, stop doing this, get out of here.
Speaker 1: You're not a hero. I'm strong. So what I did find,
Speaker 1: and this is fascinating, is that there was an article
Speaker 1: in seen that claimed that you are meant to And
Speaker 1: this was a Daily Mail article, so take that means.
Speaker 1: But they argued that you are supposed to come and
Speaker 1: upwards of twenty one times per month as they have
Speaker 1: significantly reducing risk of prostate cancer. Now it is worth
Speaker 1: noting before you respond, it's worth noting that the research
Speaker 1: has been largely uh proven to be uh not I
Speaker 1: won't say unfounded, but risky in that it was self
Speaker 1: reported data. So like people were telling, you know, whoever
Speaker 1: how many times they came. But they may be lying,
Speaker 1: you know, people be lying about how much they mean
Speaker 1: busy all the time? Yeo, you know, need to be
Speaker 1: lying about how about said they have. Especially That's the
Speaker 1: information I should have had when I was younger, because
Speaker 1: I would have I would have used that. I would
Speaker 1: have been like, hey girl, you know, I don't want
Speaker 1: to get cancer. And I'm sure he's like six seven nuts.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Help help a brother be
Speaker 1: cancer free, help a player here this quota this month?
Speaker 1: You know I got this tony one now quota. Baby,
Speaker 1: I've been tabulating, and uh, I'm about three nuts show
Speaker 1: this month. Oh, I hit my calculator on my nut
Speaker 1: count and it's a little low baby. Hate for a
Speaker 1: nigger to get sick. Damn. You know, prostate cancer is
Speaker 1: very terminal. Should be a shame if I were to
Speaker 1: die from it. Seems easily preventable under this context. So
Speaker 1: when I go ahead and save my life, good saying
Speaker 1: my life right now. Apparently coming upwards of twenty one
Speaker 1: times a month is good for your prostate at least,
Speaker 1: that was the claim. Some of the questions sort of, uh,
Speaker 1: the questions from this study, and this will show you
Speaker 1: how the self reporting works. These are some of my
Speaker 1: favorite questions. One of the questions was how old were
Speaker 1: you when you first ejaculated? That was a question to
Speaker 1: that fact to the to the participants in this study,
Speaker 1: they wanted to know how old you were. They also
Speaker 1: wanted to know how many sexual partners you've had before
Speaker 1: and after you've turned thirty. And then this is my
Speaker 1: absolute favorite. They would like you to estimate the decade
Speaker 1: in which you ejaculated most frequently. Okay, come on, man,
Speaker 1: who is keeping up with all of this? Like and
Speaker 1: and have a full life? Like could you imagine having
Speaker 1: a calendar that detailed you got an old family, like
Speaker 1: you take care of kids, You got a job lunch? Okay,
Speaker 1: where am I at? Nut Wi? Real low? I had
Speaker 1: to up. You got to bring people together like folks
Speaker 1: were in the red right now. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know what is happening in this corporation, but we've
Speaker 1: got to get these numbers back up. We got to
Speaker 1: get these numbers up. Family meeting if y'all want them.
Speaker 1: A little brother, don't have to get out to the house.
Speaker 1: Your mama, don't have to act right together. I'm not
Speaker 1: coming in. I was coming look at the grass, gras,
Speaker 1: it's all right here. The numbers so so by all accounts,
Speaker 1: and this I did more research to figure out, Like
Speaker 1: if you know, along with the fact that they're saying
Speaker 1: that it could reduce proceay cancer, one of the things
Speaker 1: that they also talk about is that ejaculation benefits sleep.
Speaker 1: It improves your sperm quality. Apparently, it boost your immune system,
Speaker 1: it reduces your risk of death from heart disease, and
Speaker 1: it also spikes arousals, specifically a spike's oxytocin and dopamine,
Speaker 1: which is like all the feel good ship inside of
Speaker 1: you that helps you, you know, keep your mood steady
Speaker 1: and feel motivated. So, by all accounts, coming is a
Speaker 1: good thing. Yeah, I'm a fan of it. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm a fan. You know, I'm very pro coming. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But one seems like, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, for myself individual coming, uh, come, want to
Speaker 1: partner your trust, But like you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: about keep accounts. I ain't keep accounting. That's fair. And
Speaker 1: so I guess the big question that I found myself
Speaker 1: rushing or rubbing into, right is is why would this
Speaker 1: lady or anyone discourage you from coming? If there's all
Speaker 1: these benefits, right, what's the what's the goal here? I
Speaker 1: think you don't want me to come because us in turn,
Speaker 1: she wasn't coming enough. There we go. Now we're talking.
Speaker 1: Hold on you. That's how they get your hell yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm listening. That's how they get you. Man. See people
Speaker 1: who not do. Don't come. I'm gonna stop you right now.
Speaker 1: I feel you getting into something that I'm liking that
Speaker 1: I think is huge. And this brings me to a
Speaker 1: segment I called talk that Talk. I am going to
Speaker 1: give you thirty seconds, thirty seconds to play out exactly
Speaker 1: what you mean. I want you to talk that talk,
Speaker 1: break it down for the people. Go for it. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of people out here not nothing. And you
Speaker 1: know how they say that hurt people, hurt people, and
Speaker 1: that people just want to bring you down. And and
Speaker 1: if they're if they're depressed, yeah, they're not nothing. They
Speaker 1: don't want you to nothing. They can see you walking
Speaker 1: around a lot of your feet because you're empty and nuts,
Speaker 1: embracing the world. They want to be like, hey, stop
Speaker 1: all that nothing. Don't we nothing? Come with us and
Speaker 1: we can all be not nothing together. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be nothing. I want to nothing be I'm
Speaker 1: not gay no more. I am the talk that talk,
Speaker 1: Chris Red, talk that talking. I'm gonna talking. Yeah, talk
Speaker 1: that talk, Chris, really beautiful. I do think that there
Speaker 1: is some validity to that that like some of this
Speaker 1: is sort of like a want to control the sexuality
Speaker 1: of the people around us to make it reflect our
Speaker 1: personal values or our personal experiences, right, like part of
Speaker 1: what I started reaching for, I go this way almost
Speaker 1: every time I started to feel like damn, this kind
Speaker 1: of has the energy of like white supremacy, right like
Speaker 1: it in the same way that white people for years
Speaker 1: have tried to dictate the sexuality of black people through
Speaker 1: Christianity and through sort of like these these oppressive values,
Speaker 1: we literally have history of black people being castrated as
Speaker 1: a tool for control. That it's the same principle being
Speaker 1: sort of like shared right now that they're telling you
Speaker 1: not to come because they don't want you to be happy.
Speaker 1: They don't want you to be free. They don't want
Speaker 1: you to know the experience of another person in its fullest,
Speaker 1: freest joy. Do you know what I mean? Right? They
Speaker 1: just want you to rub over clothes and build up
Speaker 1: and walk home hard and uncomfortable, uncomfortable and yourself undone. Yeah. See,
Speaker 1: But especially with religious sometimes people they can only feel
Speaker 1: like they affected you and affected real change if it's
Speaker 1: changed in how they see it. So it with me
Speaker 1: not coming, She's like, oh, I affected his life in
Speaker 1: a great way, when she don't know she affected my
Speaker 1: life in other ways and I can still come. I
Speaker 1: don't have to stop. I can connect with God, I
Speaker 1: can get closer to my family, I can do more
Speaker 1: for my community. And I could still bust the snut
Speaker 1: They don't have to be mutually exclusive. They never been.
Speaker 1: I don't think they all at all, man, but these
Speaker 1: nine nutters. So I'm glad you're bringing up nine nutters
Speaker 1: because there's actually and again did a lot of research,
Speaker 1: there's for you. Hey, look man, my computer is never
Speaker 1: going to be the same, but thank you for what
Speaker 1: you've offered to society. So there apparently is a community
Speaker 1: online called the No Fat Community that whoa entire community
Speaker 1: that's dedicated to not masturbating together, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like they're there as a community. They refer to themselves
Speaker 1: as fat stronots, uh. And they have sworn off p
Speaker 1: m O which is pornography, masturbation and orgasms and orgasm
Speaker 1: swarn them off. So they sounds like a very agger group.
Speaker 1: And that's and that's the hard part, right is you
Speaker 1: are correct. Just this a room full of people like
Speaker 1: why can't we be having so the whole angle that
Speaker 1: they play in and you know, digging into sort of
Speaker 1: like the community. A lot of it is rooted in
Speaker 1: sort of like this suggestion that masturbation and sort of
Speaker 1: like self pleasuring uh leads you down a unsatisfied life.
Speaker 1: That you're actually more unhappy when you're not able to
Speaker 1: uh to control your urges, to control your spirit if
Speaker 1: you will, right, And so their suggestion is by having
Speaker 1: complete control of their body, complete control of those urges,
Speaker 1: they are therefore not letting the fat beat them, and
Speaker 1: therefore they have been in the fat. But like so
Speaker 1: so they never fat ever, but as long as they
Speaker 1: shout live. I think it's more people who used to
Speaker 1: fat a lot and then decide that fapping is no
Speaker 1: longer healthy for them that they've they've they've for lack
Speaker 1: of they've outfapped themselves. Ah hey, man, I feel like
Speaker 1: for people who who have a problem with fapping and
Speaker 1: they fap to that much and they had to cut
Speaker 1: it off cold turkey, you either join the fab community
Speaker 1: and Terry Crews. It's it's Terry Crews. It's big Terry
Speaker 1: Crews energy. You know, it's really big Terry Crews. Man.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of like you're you're trying to conflate
Speaker 1: spirituality with the fact that, like your wife, don't let
Speaker 1: you watch porn. No more. Man, don't make this about
Speaker 1: black people. Bro, Just go beat off in your bathroom
Speaker 1: when she's set home. It's I balance my guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your muscles ain't supposed to be rinkly. If you would
Speaker 1: just jerk off, they'll go back to normal. Yeah. Man,
Speaker 1: I remember commenting on that and somebody's like, well, it's
Speaker 1: not that you massively the whole time. Sometimes you just
Speaker 1: watch porn all day. I'm like, well, that's worse. What
Speaker 1: are you doing it for? If my good storytelling? It's not.
Speaker 1: We all know the narrative, we all know how this end,
Speaker 1: we all know where it's going on. I don't even
Speaker 1: watch for the story. I just enjoyed the part where
Speaker 1: they press into each other. I skipped past all of that.
Speaker 1: Who's fucking digging into the narrative here, Terry, he was
Speaker 1: wonder gonna I wonder what the mom was gonna do
Speaker 1: with that daughter. We know Terry, Terry, we know Terry.
Speaker 1: They're not actually related. Please stop watching this, sincerely and
Speaker 1: call your family, call them, okay, or at least unlocked
Speaker 1: the car. No let her out, Okay. I want to
Speaker 1: read you some of the quotes that I found on
Speaker 1: the no uh web sights and places. Okay, they referred
Speaker 1: to themselves as hard mode a lot. One of the
Speaker 1: users hard mode Soldier soldierr MOE Soldier, he said I
Speaker 1: would tell my younger solf when asked about like his
Speaker 1: decision to no longer masturbate, he said, I would tell
Speaker 1: my younger self one thing, retain retain your vital energy
Speaker 1: and use it to better your life. M You know what, though,
Speaker 1: that seems so personal to him hard Mode Soldiers. He
Speaker 1: can't never sleep on his stomach again. You know, too
Speaker 1: much pleasure too. Mah wow, wow many thread count all
Speaker 1: these sheets. She's like booted groot. She feels like, man,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta start a line of sheets. Now,
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta. They feel like alright, here's another one.
Speaker 1: This is my favorite one. This This is from a
Speaker 1: user name uh you slash three three three th underscore,
Speaker 1: So you know he's a very legit, regular human. But
Speaker 1: he said, if you fat today, everyone will feel your weird,
Speaker 1: lusty energy tomorrow. Control your will and have alpha women
Speaker 1: itching for a fix to have a conversation with your
Speaker 1: beautiful neon glow of blissful aura? Does he live in
Speaker 1: an anime show? What the fuck is that man talking about?
Speaker 1: Who's walking around with neon glows? He's never he's never
Speaker 1: went outside. All right, Goku enraged right before that that
Speaker 1: he's been charging for two days, for two weeks straight.
Speaker 1: That that is the energy of this entire group. It's
Speaker 1: a lot of people thinking they're gonna build their power
Speaker 1: by not touching their dick and screaming. It's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, maybe this is just a deep hatred
Speaker 1: for women that you need to impact. Yeah, that that
Speaker 1: seems like a guy who would who would easily look
Speaker 1: up how to pick up women in a book or
Speaker 1: on an online website. You know. I mean we're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: neg say something negative, but they're like, yo, you gotta
Speaker 1: say it in a way that they'll like it. And
Speaker 1: they'll be like, wait, what do you mean? How can
Speaker 1: I fix myself? Like I got a baby, girl, I'll
Speaker 1: teach you how to be a good person. Hey, baby,
Speaker 1: your hair dumb but nice though. God man, it's a
Speaker 1: weird fucking energy from these people. And so I think
Speaker 1: it goes back to your original point that, like so
Speaker 1: much of this is just about controlling other people's sexuality.
Speaker 1: It's like, yo, just just look into you, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't actually affect anyone whether or not they're coming
Speaker 1: or going. Just focus on you. That's it. That's why
Speaker 1: that that is. And then like really looking at what
Speaker 1: the what that person needs and knowing how to say
Speaker 1: that thing. And my family is really religious, and they
Speaker 1: got really uh, they're really they're they're way more open
Speaker 1: now than they ever were before talking about like this.
Speaker 1: But like I think religious people getting getting better at
Speaker 1: talking about sex and those things with their kids and
Speaker 1: their young adults. It's just a better thing for us,
Speaker 1: because to have a young man walking around thinking that
Speaker 1: his nut count is about to end, he did gonna die,
Speaker 1: it's not fair. It's just not a fair thing. And
Speaker 1: if I was a dumb, dumb dumb I'll be out
Speaker 1: here still counting my nuts. And that's the thing. It's
Speaker 1: not to your point, it's not making the world a
Speaker 1: better place simply by controlling my sexuality. What is better
Speaker 1: is to give me peron sspective that I can then
Speaker 1: you know, take home and try to make my own
Speaker 1: or at least be more reasonable with So with that,
Speaker 1: I started to look into if there's any suggestion in
Speaker 1: actual religions about not masturbating or yeah, specifically not masturbating,
Speaker 1: which ended up leading me to a bunch of YouTube
Speaker 1: videos of pastor you know, like them cool pastors being
Speaker 1: like the Bible, don't say it, but you know you're
Speaker 1: doing wrong and bam, that's not swagger. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: like how you say that, Pastor cal cut it out, okay.
Speaker 1: But one of the things that that they talked about
Speaker 1: specifically is that idea of like, the Bible doesn't have
Speaker 1: any specific literature that says that you cannot touch yourself, right,
Speaker 1: there's nothing in the scripture that says that. But what
Speaker 1: it does tell you is that you should be careful because,
Speaker 1: or rather the interpretations of the Bible tell you that
Speaker 1: you should be careful because the idea of over masturbating
Speaker 1: or over indulging in anything leads you to be over
Speaker 1: sexual with your partners, which then leads you to infidelity
Speaker 1: or adultery or whatever the risk is that you've imagined.
Speaker 1: And so at the core of it is really what
Speaker 1: you're talking about is like the idea of management balance, right,
Speaker 1: having a balance, and that's that's in life in general,
Speaker 1: it's like, that's the lesson that was trying to be taught,
Speaker 1: which I definitely needed to hit. But so I found
Speaker 1: that later. But it could have been so much more
Speaker 1: co create if you just would have said balance. And
Speaker 1: even so, there is a Taoist uh principle, I guess
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know enough to know if I'd
Speaker 1: call it a principle, but some Taoist teachers do recommend,
Speaker 1: and this is wild, that you should ejaculate twenty four
Speaker 1: times a year a maximum, pretty much, and that of
Speaker 1: the times that you get hard uh, you ejaculate, So
Speaker 1: basically two out of the three times that you have
Speaker 1: sex you should be coming, or rather two out of
Speaker 1: the ten times that you have sex you should be coming,
Speaker 1: and the rest you just leave hard you don't finish
Speaker 1: kind of thing. But which is wild. I don't get
Speaker 1: what that's any of that super crazy. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: like you can't attend to everyone, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like that seems miserable to me, but it does.
Speaker 1: They are comfortable, they will say, and what they at
Speaker 1: the root of what they say at the end of
Speaker 1: all those educations is that everyone should make this decision
Speaker 1: completely for themselves that this isn't rooted in like some
Speaker 1: rule that God said, and you'll go to hell if
Speaker 1: you don't do it. They're just like, hey, man, if
Speaker 1: I were you, i'd store up. But if you don't
Speaker 1: want to go crazy, I know, be happy. It is interesting.
Speaker 1: It's always interesting with those type of things. How they
Speaker 1: decided the number, Like, I don't like where did they
Speaker 1: grab it out the sky or did somebody was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna check and be like, hey, I
Speaker 1: found this year was fantastic. I'm gonna be honest. I
Speaker 1: only did this year and I am killing it. I
Speaker 1: am killing the game. I started a business and a family.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we're gonna take a break and
Speaker 1: we'll be back and figure out how many comes are
Speaker 1: you supposed to come here? On? My mama told me
Speaker 1: we are that. Yeah, we're back here, Lord Chris Wren
Speaker 1: and mama told me that's right. Jason Derulo, are you
Speaker 1: sing enough? We want to know? Oh, Jason Derulo definitely coming,
Speaker 1: He's coming. I can I can just imagine. I don't
Speaker 1: even have to imagine it. I don't want to know
Speaker 1: somebody like Jason Derulo. He coming. He TikTok's and he
Speaker 1: jumps some pants, he jumps into jeans. He has two
Speaker 1: people hold his jeans and he's jumping. I don't know
Speaker 1: who he fucking, but I know he's coming. I'm proud
Speaker 1: of I'm proud of you, proud of you. Bro. He's
Speaker 1: probably coming weird, but he's coming. I don't think I
Speaker 1: think it's it's hard to watch, but he's doing it.
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about it much, but he looks like
Speaker 1: a type of guy that comes more in a bubble
Speaker 1: vest than anyone else. Yeah, I don't know why. He
Speaker 1: just had that energy. I think we all know why.
Speaker 1: He's a bubble that's a bubble bath bass thinking if
Speaker 1: I've ever seen one, Yes, it is loves a bubble bath.
Speaker 1: There's no doubt in my mind. He's in a bubble vest,
Speaker 1: in the bubble bath. I think every time he comes,
Speaker 1: he says, he sings his name for sure. Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what comes out. It's just just like floating floating notes.
Speaker 1: They're shaped, they're shaped like the music notes. As he comes,
Speaker 1: it's just Jesus. And then the lady just puts her
Speaker 1: clothes on and she's like I gotta go. I made
Speaker 1: a mistake. What you know what, I take it back.
Speaker 1: I want to be that famous. I want to musical
Speaker 1: note and then I'm out the game. What we figured
Speaker 1: it out? This is it? Anyway? Yeah, you just want
Speaker 1: to get Jason de Rulo famous so you can come
Speaker 1: music notes. That makes sense to me. Oh man, We're
Speaker 1: gonna play a game. It's a very fun game that
Speaker 1: I like to play. It's game is called all Right.
Speaker 1: The premise of this game is I am going to
Speaker 1: introduce to you a pretty innocuous, pretty widely supported fact, right,
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to ask you to turn that
Speaker 1: fact into a more sinister, more conspiratorial answer. I want
Speaker 1: you to get to the hidden truth of this fact.
Speaker 1: Take it however you want, but I want you to
Speaker 1: really get to the knooks and crannies of what this
Speaker 1: ship is. And this one feels very applicable to our
Speaker 1: conversation today. This is a real fact that I found
Speaker 1: on the internet. So maybe it's a fake one, but
Speaker 1: the fact for you, for you to unpack and take
Speaker 1: your time. The fact for you to unpack it says
Speaker 1: that you are more likely to get a computer virus
Speaker 1: from visiting religious sites than you are from visiting porn sites.
Speaker 1: And why do you think that is? M well, ce
Speaker 1: ce ce cee. That's just the man trying to turn
Speaker 1: you away from the Lord. You know, he's trying to
Speaker 1: turn your way from the Lord to have you walk
Speaker 1: away from religion and into the lions den um, into
Speaker 1: the devil's den porn hubs. I've never been to a
Speaker 1: porn site and I had pop ups pop ups? What
Speaker 1: else pops up? Herpies? What does herpes affect people? Black people?
Speaker 1: Black people have mad herpies? Bumps? Pop ups come on? Bro.
Speaker 1: First of all, who has religious sites? Who goes to
Speaker 1: I don't I go to Facebook to watch my church?
Speaker 1: What are they even trying to tell you to do?
Speaker 1: Fam They're trying to control how you search. They don't
Speaker 1: want you to go to port. I don't want you
Speaker 1: to see porn man, because they don't want you to
Speaker 1: be sexually free. Because if you sexually free and find yourself,
Speaker 1: then you realize, oh, I could be closer to God
Speaker 1: than I knew. I could come and I could go
Speaker 1: to church online. Don't come in church, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 1: But you can watch you can watch church and then
Speaker 1: you can go come, you can walk both lines. Have
Speaker 1: a fulfilled life. Because if you have a fulfilled life,
Speaker 1: then you become president. You think Obama became president with
Speaker 1: I love Come, he came, he came, he saw, he conquered.
Speaker 1: Then he came again in Michelle May too beautiful future
Speaker 1: president is and then he became president. Why because he
Speaker 1: was coming and he was in church and he was
Speaker 1: coming and he was the church. Shoot shot. You get
Speaker 1: it too, you get how you get wow? Truly moving moving.
Speaker 1: That was That was a very drunk out of graft.
Speaker 1: Uncle at the bottom Field just completely lost focus of
Speaker 1: his original argument. Yeah, y'a shall stop searching what I'll
Speaker 1: be looking at in my so And that's why Loretta
Speaker 1: need to cut out the search. Just stop looking, all right,
Speaker 1: and stop trying to lick my toes every time it's
Speaker 1: my birthday. I told you I don't like it just
Speaker 1: because you say it's a gift. Don't make it a
Speaker 1: gift if I don't like it. Stop waking me up
Speaker 1: when you're get in the bed. Damn it, it's just
Speaker 1: airing out other complaints. I do think that that is
Speaker 1: like a fun instinct that black people like older black people,
Speaker 1: especially have is like when you're making an argument, at
Speaker 1: some point you will bring up Obama. Like I don't
Speaker 1: know what the stances, I don't know Obama, but Obama
Speaker 1: is getting in this motherfucker. Yeah, Obama is. We do
Speaker 1: it with a lot of a lot of cultural things.
Speaker 1: We do it with God, like God, please please let
Speaker 1: me like God's not involved in this particular nothing. Man
Speaker 1: in a lot going on. Hey, we we are so
Speaker 1: proud of Andy, proud of what Obama means to the
Speaker 1: culture that we like, any good point we're trying to
Speaker 1: bring up always has to include him. And I was like,
Speaker 1: did he know he would be he would he would
Speaker 1: be this to us, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: I wonder if he knew swearing it like Nig's gonna
Speaker 1: be saying my name. But right, I'm sure he knew
Speaker 1: that he was gonna be on statues and like that
Speaker 1: we put him on T shirts and ship But he
Speaker 1: was like, damn, they're gonna bring me up when they
Speaker 1: talk about comes sometimes and that that's damn all right,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, okay, I'll be the president. Yeah I
Speaker 1: guess yeah, they can't. You can't be successful if you're
Speaker 1: not coming, right. Oh, man, I think we did it, Chris,
Speaker 1: I think that nailed it. This was a fun fucking episode, bro,
Speaker 1: I had a great time. Man, this is a this
Speaker 1: is a great ass idea. Yeah, you're just you're You're
Speaker 1: a guy full of ideas, big ass headphones, great ideas. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm just proud of my my nigga. Like, man, he
Speaker 1: got here killing the game. You see me shining with
Speaker 1: the mike with a spit cover. You see me out here,
Speaker 1: keep that spit off there. It's growing out here. Tell
Speaker 1: the people. Can you tell the people where they can
Speaker 1: see you? Out here? Where could they find you? What
Speaker 1: have you got going on? Uh? You can see me indoors.
Speaker 1: But online I'm at I'm at Chris Redge on Instagram
Speaker 1: and rest on Twitter, I'll be posting where I'm maybe
Speaker 1: doing some outside shows if it's safe enough for me
Speaker 1: to do so. I have a couple of projects that
Speaker 1: that I'm still figuring out, So I'll be posting on
Speaker 1: their catch me on that, catch me on be back
Speaker 1: on S and L and if S and L ever exists,
Speaker 1: he'll be on kenadan Ever exists. Kenny got pushed back,
Speaker 1: but it's it's gonna happen. We'll see. He's a promising
Speaker 1: young man and as soon as we get this virus
Speaker 1: under control, he's gonna be the richest man I know.
Speaker 1: So I ain't got no damn Donald Trump. And uh well,
Speaker 1: this has been fantastic episode of my Mama told me,
Speaker 1: and a fantastic joy to talk to Chris. Red will
Speaker 1: be back, I guess sometime to like and subscribe and
Speaker 1: do all that stuff. Good day to you because of
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