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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, we are back. We are here with

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Speaker 1: an amazing, exceptional, beautiful episode of My Mama Told Me

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Speaker 1: the podcast. But we dive deep, deep into the butt

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Speaker 1: crack of black conspiracy theories and we worked to finally

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Speaker 1: prove that Muggsy Bows is lying about how tall he

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Speaker 1: is you ain't five for Muggsy, and we all know it.

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Speaker 1: You're six. To get off your knees, Muggsy. This is

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Speaker 1: a ruse. This was a long con just so you

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Speaker 1: And we're gonna reveal it on the podcast today. Probably not,

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Speaker 1: that's not our focus today. I'm your host. Lankston Kerman

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Speaker 1: is always I'm so excited to be here with you.

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Speaker 1: I had a jarring morning where I found out today

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Speaker 1: Darius Rucker of Hoodie and the Blowfish is in fact

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Speaker 1: Good for you, Darius Rugger. Shame on you, Muggsy Boats.

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Speaker 1: ashamed of himself is my guest today. He's the fantastic comedian,

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Speaker 1: He's so funny. A dear friend. Give it up for

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Speaker 1: my buddy, Mr Chris Red audience in COVID. Hell, yeah,

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Speaker 1: got the baby. It's tight. Man, you're changing the game. Man,

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Speaker 1: the back? Ready? How are you, sir? Man? I'm good man.

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Speaker 1: Waiting on my test results? Oh that's right. Yeah, wait, no,

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Speaker 1: my test results laid it cost to my face the

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Speaker 1: You know, it's just like it's just like waiting to

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Speaker 1: But you've been waiting a long time, like an exceptionally

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Speaker 1: spiraling and anxiety like dude, I got it everything. Every

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Speaker 1: a very successful, talented man. But I don't believe that

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Speaker 1: My mama told me. We're still talking about busting them

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Speaker 1: my life right now. Apparently coming upwards of twenty one

423
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 1: times a month is good for your prostate at least,

424
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 1: that was the claim. Some of the questions sort of, uh,

425
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 1: the questions from this study, and this will show you

426
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: how the self reporting works. These are some of my

427
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: favorite questions. One of the questions was how old were

428
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 1: you when you first ejaculated? That was a question to

429
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: that fact to the to the participants in this study,

430
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: they wanted to know how old you were. They also

431
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: wanted to know how many sexual partners you've had before

432
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 1: and after you've turned thirty. And then this is my

433
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: absolute favorite. They would like you to estimate the decade

434
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: in which you ejaculated most frequently. Okay, come on, man,

435
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: who is keeping up with all of this? Like and

436
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 1: and have a full life? Like could you imagine having

437
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: a calendar that detailed you got an old family, like

438
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: you take care of kids, You got a job lunch? Okay,

439
00:27:55,280 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: where am I at? Nut Wi? Real low? I had

440
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: to up. You got to bring people together like folks

441
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: were in the red right now. I don't know. I

442
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: don't know what is happening in this corporation, but we've

443
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: got to get these numbers back up. We got to

444
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: get these numbers up. Family meeting if y'all want them.

445
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: A little brother, don't have to get out to the house.

446
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 1: Your mama, don't have to act right together. I'm not

447
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 1: coming in. I was coming look at the grass, gras,

448
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 1: it's all right here. The numbers so so by all accounts,

449
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: and this I did more research to figure out, Like

450
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: if you know, along with the fact that they're saying

451
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: that it could reduce proceay cancer, one of the things

452
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,719
Speaker 1: that they also talk about is that ejaculation benefits sleep.

453
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: It improves your sperm quality. Apparently, it boost your immune system,

454
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: it reduces your risk of death from heart disease, and

455
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: it also spikes arousals, specifically a spike's oxytocin and dopamine,

456
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: which is like all the feel good ship inside of

457
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: you that helps you, you know, keep your mood steady

458
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: and feel motivated. So, by all accounts, coming is a

459
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: good thing. Yeah, I'm a fan of it. You know,

460
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm a fan. You know, I'm very pro coming. Uh,

461
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But one seems like, I mean,

462
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: you know, for myself individual coming, uh, come, want to

463
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: partner your trust, But like you know, I don't know

464
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: about keep accounts. I ain't keep accounting. That's fair. And

465
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: so I guess the big question that I found myself

466
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: rushing or rubbing into, right is is why would this

467
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: lady or anyone discourage you from coming? If there's all

468
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: these benefits, right, what's the what's the goal here? I

469
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: think you don't want me to come because us in turn,

470
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: she wasn't coming enough. There we go. Now we're talking.

471
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: Hold on you. That's how they get your hell yeah,

472
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: I'm listening. That's how they get you. Man. See people

473
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: who not do. Don't come. I'm gonna stop you right now.

474
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: I feel you getting into something that I'm liking that

475
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: I think is huge. And this brings me to a

476
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: segment I called talk that Talk. I am going to

477
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: give you thirty seconds, thirty seconds to play out exactly

478
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: what you mean. I want you to talk that talk,

479
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: break it down for the people. Go for it. There's

480
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: a lot of people out here not nothing. And you

481
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: know how they say that hurt people, hurt people, and

482
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: that people just want to bring you down. And and

483
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,959
Speaker 1: if they're if they're depressed, yeah, they're not nothing. They

484
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: don't want you to nothing. They can see you walking

485
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: around a lot of your feet because you're empty and nuts,

486
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: embracing the world. They want to be like, hey, stop

487
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 1: all that nothing. Don't we nothing? Come with us and

488
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: we can all be not nothing together. Well, I don't

489
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: want to be nothing. I want to nothing be I'm

490
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: not gay no more. I am the talk that talk,

491
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: Chris Red, talk that talking. I'm gonna talking. Yeah, talk

492
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: that talk, Chris, really beautiful. I do think that there

493
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: is some validity to that that like some of this

494
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: is sort of like a want to control the sexuality

495
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: of the people around us to make it reflect our

496
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: personal values or our personal experiences, right, like part of

497
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 1: what I started reaching for, I go this way almost

498
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: every time I started to feel like damn, this kind

499
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: of has the energy of like white supremacy, right like

500
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: it in the same way that white people for years

501
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: have tried to dictate the sexuality of black people through

502
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 1: Christianity and through sort of like these these oppressive values,

503
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: we literally have history of black people being castrated as

504
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: a tool for control. That it's the same principle being

505
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: sort of like shared right now that they're telling you

506
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: not to come because they don't want you to be happy.

507
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: They don't want you to be free. They don't want

508
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: you to know the experience of another person in its fullest,

509
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: freest joy. Do you know what I mean? Right? They

510
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: just want you to rub over clothes and build up

511
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: and walk home hard and uncomfortable, uncomfortable and yourself undone. Yeah. See,

512
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: But especially with religious sometimes people they can only feel

513
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: like they affected you and affected real change if it's

514
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: changed in how they see it. So it with me

515
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: not coming, She's like, oh, I affected his life in

516
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: a great way, when she don't know she affected my

517
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: life in other ways and I can still come. I

518
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: don't have to stop. I can connect with God, I

519
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: can get closer to my family, I can do more

520
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: for my community. And I could still bust the snut

521
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: They don't have to be mutually exclusive. They never been.

522
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: I don't think they all at all, man, but these

523
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: nine nutters. So I'm glad you're bringing up nine nutters

524
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: because there's actually and again did a lot of research,

525
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: there's for you. Hey, look man, my computer is never

526
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: going to be the same, but thank you for what

527
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: you've offered to society. So there apparently is a community

528
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: online called the No Fat Community that whoa entire community

529
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: that's dedicated to not masturbating together, you know what I mean.

530
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: Like they're there as a community. They refer to themselves

531
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: as fat stronots, uh. And they have sworn off p

532
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: m O which is pornography, masturbation and orgasms and orgasm

533
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: swarn them off. So they sounds like a very agger group.

534
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: And that's and that's the hard part, right is you

535
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: are correct. Just this a room full of people like

536
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: why can't we be having so the whole angle that

537
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: they play in and you know, digging into sort of

538
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 1: like the community. A lot of it is rooted in

539
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: sort of like this suggestion that masturbation and sort of

540
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: like self pleasuring uh leads you down a unsatisfied life.

541
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: That you're actually more unhappy when you're not able to

542
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: uh to control your urges, to control your spirit if

543
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 1: you will, right, And so their suggestion is by having

544
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: complete control of their body, complete control of those urges,

545
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: they are therefore not letting the fat beat them, and

546
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: therefore they have been in the fat. But like so

547
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: so they never fat ever, but as long as they

548
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: shout live. I think it's more people who used to

549
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: fat a lot and then decide that fapping is no

550
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: longer healthy for them that they've they've they've for lack

551
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: of they've outfapped themselves. Ah hey, man, I feel like

552
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: for people who who have a problem with fapping and

553
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: they fap to that much and they had to cut

554
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,760
Speaker 1: it off cold turkey, you either join the fab community

555
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: and Terry Crews. It's it's Terry Crews. It's big Terry

556
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: Crews energy. You know, it's really big Terry Crews. Man.

557
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: It's a lot of like you're you're trying to conflate

558
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: spirituality with the fact that, like your wife, don't let

559
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: you watch porn. No more. Man, don't make this about

560
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: black people. Bro, Just go beat off in your bathroom

561
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: when she's set home. It's I balance my guy. Yeah,

562
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: your muscles ain't supposed to be rinkly. If you would

563
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: just jerk off, they'll go back to normal. Yeah. Man,

564
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: I remember commenting on that and somebody's like, well, it's

565
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: not that you massively the whole time. Sometimes you just

566
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: watch porn all day. I'm like, well, that's worse. What

567
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 1: are you doing it for? If my good storytelling? It's not.

568
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: We all know the narrative, we all know how this end,

569
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: we all know where it's going on. I don't even

570
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: watch for the story. I just enjoyed the part where

571
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: they press into each other. I skipped past all of that.

572
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: Who's fucking digging into the narrative here, Terry, he was

573
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: wonder gonna I wonder what the mom was gonna do

574
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: with that daughter. We know Terry, Terry, we know Terry.

575
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: They're not actually related. Please stop watching this, sincerely and

576
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: call your family, call them, okay, or at least unlocked

577
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: the car. No let her out, Okay. I want to

578
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: read you some of the quotes that I found on

579
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: the no uh web sights and places. Okay, they referred

580
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 1: to themselves as hard mode a lot. One of the

581
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: users hard mode Soldier soldierr MOE Soldier, he said I

582
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: would tell my younger solf when asked about like his

583
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: decision to no longer masturbate, he said, I would tell

584
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: my younger self one thing, retain retain your vital energy

585
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 1: and use it to better your life. M You know what, though,

586
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: that seems so personal to him hard Mode Soldiers. He

587
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: can't never sleep on his stomach again. You know, too

588
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: much pleasure too. Mah wow, wow many thread count all

589
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: these sheets. She's like booted groot. She feels like, man,

590
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta start a line of sheets. Now,

591
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta. They feel like alright, here's another one.

592
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: This is my favorite one. This This is from a

593
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:16,879
Speaker 1: user name uh you slash three three three th underscore,

594
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: So you know he's a very legit, regular human. But

595
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 1: he said, if you fat today, everyone will feel your weird,

596
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 1: lusty energy tomorrow. Control your will and have alpha women

597
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: itching for a fix to have a conversation with your

598
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: beautiful neon glow of blissful aura? Does he live in

599
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: an anime show? What the fuck is that man talking about?

600
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: Who's walking around with neon glows? He's never he's never

601
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: went outside. All right, Goku enraged right before that that

602
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: he's been charging for two days, for two weeks straight.

603
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: That that is the energy of this entire group. It's

604
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: a lot of people thinking they're gonna build their power

605
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 1: by not touching their dick and screaming. It's like, I

606
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: don't know, man, maybe this is just a deep hatred

607
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 1: for women that you need to impact. Yeah, that that

608
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: seems like a guy who would who would easily look

609
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 1: up how to pick up women in a book or

610
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: on an online website. You know. I mean we're like, yeah,

611
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: neg say something negative, but they're like, yo, you gotta

612
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: say it in a way that they'll like it. And

613
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: they'll be like, wait, what do you mean? How can

614
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: I fix myself? Like I got a baby, girl, I'll

615
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: teach you how to be a good person. Hey, baby,

616
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: your hair dumb but nice though. God man, it's a

617
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: weird fucking energy from these people. And so I think

618
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: it goes back to your original point that, like so

619
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: much of this is just about controlling other people's sexuality.

620
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: It's like, yo, just just look into you, man. Yeah,

621
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't actually affect anyone whether or not they're coming

622
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: or going. Just focus on you. That's it. That's why

623
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: that that is. And then like really looking at what

624
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: the what that person needs and knowing how to say

625
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: that thing. And my family is really religious, and they

626
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: got really uh, they're really they're they're way more open

627
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: now than they ever were before talking about like this.

628
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: But like I think religious people getting getting better at

629
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 1: talking about sex and those things with their kids and

630
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: their young adults. It's just a better thing for us,

631
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: because to have a young man walking around thinking that

632
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: his nut count is about to end, he did gonna die,

633
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: it's not fair. It's just not a fair thing. And

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Speaker 1: if I was a dumb, dumb dumb I'll be out

635
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Speaker 1: here still counting my nuts. And that's the thing. It's

636
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Speaker 1: not to your point, it's not making the world a

637
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: better place simply by controlling my sexuality. What is better

638
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: is to give me peron sspective that I can then

639
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Speaker 1: you know, take home and try to make my own

640
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: or at least be more reasonable with So with that,

641
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Speaker 1: I started to look into if there's any suggestion in

642
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 1: actual religions about not masturbating or yeah, specifically not masturbating,

643
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: which ended up leading me to a bunch of YouTube

644
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: videos of pastor you know, like them cool pastors being

645
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: like the Bible, don't say it, but you know you're

646
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Speaker 1: doing wrong and bam, that's not swagger. Okay, I don't

647
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: like how you say that, Pastor cal cut it out, okay.

648
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Speaker 1: But one of the things that that they talked about

649
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Speaker 1: specifically is that idea of like, the Bible doesn't have

650
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: any specific literature that says that you cannot touch yourself, right,

651
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: there's nothing in the scripture that says that. But what

652
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: it does tell you is that you should be careful because,

653
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: or rather the interpretations of the Bible tell you that

654
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: you should be careful because the idea of over masturbating

655
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Speaker 1: or over indulging in anything leads you to be over

656
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 1: sexual with your partners, which then leads you to infidelity

657
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: or adultery or whatever the risk is that you've imagined.

658
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: And so at the core of it is really what

659
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: you're talking about is like the idea of management balance, right,

660
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Speaker 1: having a balance, and that's that's in life in general,

661
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Speaker 1: it's like, that's the lesson that was trying to be taught,

662
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: which I definitely needed to hit. But so I found

663
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Speaker 1: that later. But it could have been so much more

664
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Speaker 1: co create if you just would have said balance. And

665
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Speaker 1: even so, there is a Taoist uh principle, I guess

666
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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know enough to know if I'd

667
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 1: call it a principle, but some Taoist teachers do recommend,

668
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: and this is wild, that you should ejaculate twenty four

669
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:04,399
Speaker 1: times a year a maximum, pretty much, and that of

670
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 1: the times that you get hard uh, you ejaculate, So

671
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: basically two out of the three times that you have

672
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: sex you should be coming, or rather two out of

673
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: the ten times that you have sex you should be coming,

674
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: and the rest you just leave hard you don't finish

675
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: kind of thing. But which is wild. I don't get

676
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 1: what that's any of that super crazy. I mean, it's

677
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 1: like you can't attend to everyone, but I don't know.

678
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: It's like that seems miserable to me, but it does.

679
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: They are comfortable, they will say, and what they at

680
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 1: the root of what they say at the end of

681
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: all those educations is that everyone should make this decision

682
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: completely for themselves that this isn't rooted in like some

683
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: rule that God said, and you'll go to hell if

684
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 1: you don't do it. They're just like, hey, man, if

685
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 1: I were you, i'd store up. But if you don't

686
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: want to go crazy, I know, be happy. It is interesting.

687
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: It's always interesting with those type of things. How they

688
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: decided the number, Like, I don't like where did they

689
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Speaker 1: grab it out the sky or did somebody was like,

690
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna check and be like, hey, I

691
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: found this year was fantastic. I'm gonna be honest. I

692
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 1: only did this year and I am killing it. I

693
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: am killing the game. I started a business and a family.

694
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we're gonna take a break and

695
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: we'll be back and figure out how many comes are

696
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: you supposed to come here? On? My mama told me

697
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: we are that. Yeah, we're back here, Lord Chris Wren

698
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: and mama told me that's right. Jason Derulo, are you

699
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: sing enough? We want to know? Oh, Jason Derulo definitely coming,

700
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 1: He's coming. I can I can just imagine. I don't

701
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 1: even have to imagine it. I don't want to know

702
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: somebody like Jason Derulo. He coming. He TikTok's and he

703
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: jumps some pants, he jumps into jeans. He has two

704
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 1: people hold his jeans and he's jumping. I don't know

705
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: who he fucking, but I know he's coming. I'm proud

706
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: of I'm proud of you, proud of you. Bro. He's

707
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: probably coming weird, but he's coming. I don't think I

708
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: think it's it's hard to watch, but he's doing it.

709
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about it much, but he looks like

710
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: a type of guy that comes more in a bubble

711
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 1: vest than anyone else. Yeah, I don't know why. He

712
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: just had that energy. I think we all know why.

713
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: He's a bubble that's a bubble bath bass thinking if

714
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: I've ever seen one, Yes, it is loves a bubble bath.

715
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 1: There's no doubt in my mind. He's in a bubble vest,

716
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: in the bubble bath. I think every time he comes,

717
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: he says, he sings his name for sure. Hell yeah,

718
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: that's what comes out. It's just just like floating floating notes.

719
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: They're shaped, they're shaped like the music notes. As he comes,

720
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: it's just Jesus. And then the lady just puts her

721
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: clothes on and she's like I gotta go. I made

722
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 1: a mistake. What you know what, I take it back.

723
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 1: I want to be that famous. I want to musical

724
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: note and then I'm out the game. What we figured

725
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: it out? This is it? Anyway? Yeah, you just want

726
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: to get Jason de Rulo famous so you can come

727
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: music notes. That makes sense to me. Oh man, We're

728
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: gonna play a game. It's a very fun game that

729
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: I like to play. It's game is called all Right.

730
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 1: The premise of this game is I am going to

731
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: introduce to you a pretty innocuous, pretty widely supported fact, right,

732
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to ask you to turn that

733
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:22,399
Speaker 1: fact into a more sinister, more conspiratorial answer. I want

734
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 1: you to get to the hidden truth of this fact.

735
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: Take it however you want, but I want you to

736
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: really get to the knooks and crannies of what this

737
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 1: ship is. And this one feels very applicable to our

738
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: conversation today. This is a real fact that I found

739
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: on the internet. So maybe it's a fake one, but

740
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: the fact for you, for you to unpack and take

741
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 1: your time. The fact for you to unpack it says

742
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: that you are more likely to get a computer virus

743
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: from visiting religious sites than you are from visiting porn sites.

744
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: And why do you think that is? M well, ce

745
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 1: ce ce cee. That's just the man trying to turn

746
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: you away from the Lord. You know, he's trying to

747
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: turn your way from the Lord to have you walk

748
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: away from religion and into the lions den um, into

749
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 1: the devil's den porn hubs. I've never been to a

750
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 1: porn site and I had pop ups pop ups? What

751
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: else pops up? Herpies? What does herpes affect people? Black people?

752
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: Black people have mad herpies? Bumps? Pop ups come on? Bro.

753
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: First of all, who has religious sites? Who goes to

754
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: I don't I go to Facebook to watch my church?

755
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: What are they even trying to tell you to do?

756
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: Fam They're trying to control how you search. They don't

757
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: want you to go to port. I don't want you

758
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: to see porn man, because they don't want you to

759
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: be sexually free. Because if you sexually free and find yourself,

760
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: then you realize, oh, I could be closer to God

761
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 1: than I knew. I could come and I could go

762
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 1: to church online. Don't come in church, that's kind of weird.

763
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: But you can watch you can watch church and then

764
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: you can go come, you can walk both lines. Have

765
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: a fulfilled life. Because if you have a fulfilled life,

766
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: then you become president. You think Obama became president with

767
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: I love Come, he came, he came, he saw, he conquered.

768
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 1: Then he came again in Michelle May too beautiful future

769
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: president is and then he became president. Why because he

770
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: was coming and he was in church and he was

771
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:31,919
Speaker 1: coming and he was the church. Shoot shot. You get

772
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: it too, you get how you get wow? Truly moving moving.

773
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: That was That was a very drunk out of graft.

774
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: Uncle at the bottom Field just completely lost focus of

775
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: his original argument. Yeah, y'a shall stop searching what I'll

776
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 1: be looking at in my so And that's why Loretta

777
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: need to cut out the search. Just stop looking, all right,

778
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,879
Speaker 1: and stop trying to lick my toes every time it's

779
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: my birthday. I told you I don't like it just

780
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: because you say it's a gift. Don't make it a

781
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: gift if I don't like it. Stop waking me up

782
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: when you're get in the bed. Damn it, it's just

783
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: airing out other complaints. I do think that that is

784
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 1: like a fun instinct that black people like older black people,

785
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 1: especially have is like when you're making an argument, at

786
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: some point you will bring up Obama. Like I don't

787
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: know what the stances, I don't know Obama, but Obama

788
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 1: is getting in this motherfucker. Yeah, Obama is. We do

789
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: it with a lot of a lot of cultural things.

790
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: We do it with God, like God, please please let

791
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: me like God's not involved in this particular nothing. Man

792
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: in a lot going on. Hey, we we are so

793
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: proud of Andy, proud of what Obama means to the

794
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: culture that we like, any good point we're trying to

795
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: bring up always has to include him. And I was like,

796
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: did he know he would be he would he would

797
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 1: be this to us, you know what I mean? Like

798
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: I wonder if he knew swearing it like Nig's gonna

799
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: be saying my name. But right, I'm sure he knew

800
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: that he was gonna be on statues and like that

801
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 1: we put him on T shirts and ship But he

802
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: was like, damn, they're gonna bring me up when they

803
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 1: talk about comes sometimes and that that's damn all right,

804
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, okay, I'll be the president. Yeah I

805
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 1: guess yeah, they can't. You can't be successful if you're

806
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 1: not coming, right. Oh, man, I think we did it, Chris,

807
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: I think that nailed it. This was a fun fucking episode, bro,

808
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: I had a great time. Man, this is a this

809
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: is a great ass idea. Yeah, you're just you're You're

810
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 1: a guy full of ideas, big ass headphones, great ideas. Man.

811
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 1: I'm just proud of my my nigga. Like, man, he

812
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: got here killing the game. You see me shining with

813
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: the mike with a spit cover. You see me out here,

814
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 1: keep that spit off there. It's growing out here. Tell

815
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: the people. Can you tell the people where they can

816
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: see you? Out here? Where could they find you? What

817
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: have you got going on? Uh? You can see me indoors.

818
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: But online I'm at I'm at Chris Redge on Instagram

819
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: and rest on Twitter, I'll be posting where I'm maybe

820
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: doing some outside shows if it's safe enough for me

821
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: to do so. I have a couple of projects that

822
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: that I'm still figuring out, So I'll be posting on

823
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: their catch me on that, catch me on be back

824
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: on S and L and if S and L ever exists,

825
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: he'll be on kenadan Ever exists. Kenny got pushed back,

826
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: but it's it's gonna happen. We'll see. He's a promising

827
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 1: young man and as soon as we get this virus

828
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 1: under control, he's gonna be the richest man I know.

829
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 1: So I ain't got no damn Donald Trump. And uh well,

830
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: this has been fantastic episode of my Mama told me,

831
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,439
Speaker 1: and a fantastic joy to talk to Chris. Red will

832
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: be back, I guess sometime to like and subscribe and

833
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: do all that stuff. Good day to you because of

834
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Speaker 1: the brown babies, my crop chips in your hastes. All

835
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Speaker 1: quala bears are racist. The astol mostly money vers defending

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