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Speaker 1: With every contry.

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Speaker 2: What's very interesting is like just in my life, the

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Speaker 2: number of times of like hooked up with dudes or

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Speaker 2: something and they'll just completely skip my midsection, like just

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Speaker 2: won't touch my whole.

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Speaker 1: Mom what won't do? It fucked up? Yeah, it's fucked up.

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Speaker 2: But so the first time I hooked up with this

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Speaker 2: dude who used to just grab.

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Speaker 1: Me anywhere, I was like, how do you feel about that? Listen,

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Speaker 1: you're doing too much.

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Speaker 3: Oh so you need a sweet spot.

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Speaker 2: And it need a sweet spot because he was like

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Speaker 2: he would just grab a whole handful of I'm like, so.

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Speaker 3: You don't like that either.

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Speaker 1: What you want?

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Speaker 3: You're giving us mixed messages. Here, you're giving the fellas

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Speaker 3: mixed messages.

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Speaker 2: Don't grab a handful of my back, don't do that.

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Speaker 2: But I know it's given a little b hot situation.

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Speaker 1: I get.

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Speaker 3: Do you want like a tender touch, a tender not

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Speaker 3: a grab and a pull like your silly putty right,

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Speaker 3: so you'd be like what.

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Speaker 2: It was so interesting about him is that he would

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Speaker 2: like pinch and squeeze me so like my cheeks, my face,

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Speaker 2: like any and I was.

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Speaker 1: Like, what is this? He's like, You're just so cute. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: men are annoying.

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Speaker 3: Men are annoying, and it's very much.

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Speaker 1: The we have to make sure that you're good so

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Speaker 1: you don't murder us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, men are dangerous. Men are dangerous and annoying. Yes,

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Speaker 3: just the it's like the same that you.

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Speaker 1: It's a dog. With us, you have to.

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Speaker 3: Go through so much bullet you have to climb a mountain.

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Speaker 1: It's a dog.

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Speaker 2: It's like having like a big dog, like it's a

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Speaker 2: German shepherd, can kill you.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes they're cute.

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Speaker 1: All of these dogs can kill you.

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Speaker 2: Which I don't say why people want cat people because

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Speaker 2: it's like there's no canine cats.

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Speaker 1: But I'll tell you that there's a cat.

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Speaker 3: This is why I'm not a cat person. Cats don't

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Speaker 3: show you the same belove as a dog.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you that was that cat. Because my cats,

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Speaker 2: because they have this thing on Instagram. It's like, I

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Speaker 2: don't know what you're doing and to make these cats

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Speaker 2: hate you, but these is mad there.

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Speaker 3: I don't think a cat has ever liked me, and

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Speaker 3: I can tell they know I don't like them, and

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Speaker 3: I walk in the room and I just I know

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Speaker 3: I haven't known.

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Speaker 1: And that's how I feel about my mama's dog. Why

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Speaker 1: her brother.

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Speaker 2: Passed away, my uncle and thank you, And he had

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Speaker 2: a German Shepherd, but since he's country and black, the

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Speaker 2: dog lived outside because of your country and black. You

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Speaker 2: hear dog and you think outside regardless of the weather.

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Speaker 2: And so he passed away. His girlfriend couldn't take care

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Speaker 2: of it. And so now my mother has this dog

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Speaker 2: who she is trying to get into the movies but

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Speaker 2: also wants to breed.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, you have to make a choice.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna put this dog in the movies, you

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Speaker 1: have to get the dog fixed. And she refuses to

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Speaker 1: believe me.

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Speaker 3: Wait, she wanted to be like an acting dog, like yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's a cool goal like that.

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Speaker 1: People say it's a pretty dog. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: think it's a civil rights dog. I have no opinion.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna bite a.

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Speaker 2: German Shepherd is a fucking go canine units they got

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Speaker 2: golden retrievers.

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Speaker 1: My mother's dog is uh. He likes like shoes.

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Speaker 2: So much that if you're wearing them, he'll like move

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Speaker 2: your feet. But like he got to my like, I'm

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Speaker 2: afraid of dogs because white people have sick dogs on me. No, yes,

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Speaker 2: so like but people get so they're like, you don't

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Speaker 2: like dogs, Like we don't like dogs. But if you

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Speaker 2: say if you're afraid of dogs, everyone goes, oh, okay.

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Speaker 2: If you just don't like dogs, people can't accept it.

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Speaker 3: That's fair.

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Speaker 2: But so when I got to this, when I started

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Speaker 2: working at Daily Show, there were dogs in the office.

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Speaker 2: Why it's white folks, And it was this is white dude,

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Speaker 2: one of the directors, This white dude from North Carolina,

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Speaker 2: and he is the only white man who I've ever

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Speaker 2: met who was Black people not on board like the

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Speaker 2: way he was describing He's like, these dogs need to

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Speaker 2: be outside. Like he very much went into Uncle Mo.

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Speaker 2: That's why he was out, okay with these dogs being

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Speaker 2: at work, Like why bring it dog to work? If

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Speaker 2: you bring a dog to work, you don't need the dog.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what the heck, thank you, you're very

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Speaker 2: I understand what you're saying. But so I get to

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Speaker 2: work and there's and they're not little giant they're like

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Speaker 2: it's the fucking just big, the ones that weigh as

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Speaker 2: much as children, just walking around loose like velociraptors.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, with a condre