Speaker 1: The nick Ger Podcast. Nicky, Hello here I am. It's
Speaker 1: Nicky Laser Podcast. It's wednes Thursday. It's wednes Thursday. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. It's cat Chat with Noah and Andrew.
Speaker 1: You guys are having a little cat chat before the
Speaker 1: shat chat. What's going on with cat chat? About cats? Cats?
Speaker 1: You know cats? Now? Did you know this much of
Speaker 1: my cats? Before you had one? I had one in college.
Speaker 1: I just didn't. I didn't kill it. Well, died at
Speaker 1: your hands. It died in near my hands. It died, Yes,
Speaker 1: it died. You know anyhow it do you talk about?
Speaker 1: Do you honor its life through mango every every fourth week?
Speaker 1: Every time you leave? Do you blow it all the candles? What?
Speaker 1: What happened? Was it a heater? Uh? What I did
Speaker 1: is I just lit its tail on fire and it
Speaker 1: went off to it. When that happens, and you got
Speaker 1: to pull out the cat's tail before you leave? Serial killers?
Speaker 1: So that too, I don't remember the other day. Wait?
Speaker 1: What did what did uh? Compared to your old cat? What?
Speaker 1: No I just didn't. I wasn't. I was always drunk
Speaker 1: and up until four am, so I didn't realize cats
Speaker 1: stay awake all night because I was awake all night,
Speaker 1: probably crying and writing poetry. But wouldn't it be like
Speaker 1: flipping around and doing the things that Mango does, and
Speaker 1: you wouldn't you be awake for that? You would think
Speaker 1: I had no regullection recollection? What this capt you? Honestly
Speaker 1: could be tried like possibly a serial killer based on
Speaker 1: how tortured that cat was. And I'm too lazy. We've
Speaker 1: already established this. Okay, So wait, what's going on with Mango? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he died yesterday to I froze him to death. I
Speaker 1: did a different, complete opposite. He slept in my room
Speaker 1: over and he's been sleeping while now. I was asking
Speaker 1: Andrew because Buzzy will keep like three either three thirty
Speaker 1: or four thirty on the dot. He jumps on the
Speaker 1: bed and he starts making biscuits on me and he's peepers.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's like when the cat purrs and
Speaker 1: like he needs and I can't, like I have to
Speaker 1: embrace it because it's so it's such like a special thing.
Speaker 1: But he wakes me up and it's just it's throwing
Speaker 1: off my sleep patterns. So I was asking Andrew if
Speaker 1: Mango does the same thing our cat's nocturnal? Yes, why
Speaker 1: did everyone know that? I don't know. It's fucking wild
Speaker 1: what they do at night. I mean I think that's
Speaker 1: in their blood. But is your cat a kiddie still?
Speaker 1: And so it's it's still like have that, you know,
Speaker 1: like puppy energy. Yeah, I mean Brandon still calls him
Speaker 1: a kitten. I think he's like seven at this point,
Speaker 1: but he's he's like ten months. I don't know when
Speaker 1: a kittens on a kitten you've never googled after this
Speaker 1: is going to stop. I don't think it's ops it does.
Speaker 1: You definitely do not hear pat owners saying that my
Speaker 1: cat goes wild all night every night. Yeah, they do
Speaker 1: it forever until you train it. You gotta like train it.
Speaker 1: You gotta feed it early, you gotta play with it
Speaker 1: right before you go to bed. You gotta run them ragged. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: can you just hurt on the white noise and lock
Speaker 1: it out of the room and then not? Well, that's
Speaker 1: the rub is is then you start hearing him make
Speaker 1: a bomb in the kitchen. No. But I mean, if
Speaker 1: you put on white noise, you hear anything. But as
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not a white noise man. Oh yeah, Well, um, no,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not that bad. It's not that bad.
Speaker 1: I mean it's getting better. He's sleeping mostly through the night.
Speaker 1: And also he foxs with Brenna with a nightca so
Speaker 1: he'll sleep. He'll sleep on her neck, causing a rash,
Speaker 1: which is pretty cool of him, and then he'll lick
Speaker 1: that rash a week later like a fucking Now that's
Speaker 1: a serial killer. That's so weird. Yeah, but he licks
Speaker 1: the rash, he causes wild Oh my god, how does
Speaker 1: he get up to her neck to lick it? What
Speaker 1: do you mean on the bed? So he so she sleeps, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she sits on her back and he just fucking lads
Speaker 1: right on her. Did she train herself to do that?
Speaker 1: I trained her. I got No woman of mine will
Speaker 1: be sleeping on their side expecting her face is not
Speaker 1: touch anything. I mean she moves around, but even on
Speaker 1: your side. A cat can sleep on your neck. They're
Speaker 1: pretty limber. Did you ever sleep like have you ever
Speaker 1: dating one with a cat? Well, my grandma died and
Speaker 1: we inherited her cat for the like last couple of
Speaker 1: years of its life. But it just hit underneath the
Speaker 1: bed and like more into my Grandma. We got on
Speaker 1: with our lives, but Tutsi couldn't let it go. We
Speaker 1: would just tempt my dog, Speedo that we had when
Speaker 1: we got when we inherited Tutsi, Um, Speedo would be
Speaker 1: like just so jealous of any attention we gave anyone else,
Speaker 1: mostly the cat. And so even after Tutsi's passing, we
Speaker 1: would literally hold anything just go oh Tutsi and he
Speaker 1: would just be like and like try to get in
Speaker 1: so forever. I mean, cereal boxes, the mailbox, a blade
Speaker 1: of grass, We can just go, oh, Tutsie and he
Speaker 1: would just come over and be like So it was
Speaker 1: really cute. Jealous. Yeah. I used to try to fight
Speaker 1: my parents about how dogs don't get jealous because my
Speaker 1: dadud be like, we know you need to give while
Speaker 1: treat and I'd be like, whiley didn't do anything, and
Speaker 1: treats are it's supposed to train a dog. They're not
Speaker 1: just supposed to So you know, Luigi would sit, and
Speaker 1: then we try to get Wiley to said, and he
Speaker 1: wouldn't sit. So we give Luigi a treat and then
Speaker 1: Wiley would have to get one because Luigi got one,
Speaker 1: but Luigi earned it. Nap you already kept him up
Speaker 1: all night sleep. I love giving a random treat to
Speaker 1: a dog for doing nothing. I mean I do that
Speaker 1: too when you know they they're hungry for dinner too
Speaker 1: early or something. But treats. I think if dog trained
Speaker 1: as are listening, I'm corrected, like because they get fat. Otherwise,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think. I think is going to be
Speaker 1: a fact. Like cat that like like a kid that's
Speaker 1: fed McDonald's. You went downstairs right now, where would that
Speaker 1: cat be? What's it doing? We bottom? Uh, he looks
Speaker 1: like a mountain climber. He's got a thing, a lot
Speaker 1: of things all over your house. My cat is turned.
Speaker 1: It looks like a burning man for cats. You have
Speaker 1: all these sculptures and would Yeah, he's got a home.
Speaker 1: He's got this like weird it looks like a like
Speaker 1: a Nazi symbol. But fun, That's what I was talking about.
Speaker 1: That thing, it's like it's like an art installation. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was that Amazon. Okay, Um, so one day it
Speaker 1: will be a lot though. Yeah, good investment. There's a
Speaker 1: thing on the wall. It's suction into the fucking wind
Speaker 1: shelves and it just cats like to be high. They
Speaker 1: like to fucking looking guy when they want to fucking
Speaker 1: tell you what's up? What is fun about having a cat?
Speaker 1: They're fucking fun. This my cat is dope. But tell
Speaker 1: me why, Like he'll fucking when he plays fetch. The
Speaker 1: motherfucker can jump like nine ft in the air. Makes
Speaker 1: me think a tiger could jump eighty feet in the air,
Speaker 1: just based off the size. Like, seriously, the cat can
Speaker 1: jump the counter you have out there straight up? Oh here,
Speaker 1: I am how what the fuck? It's jumping like nine
Speaker 1: times and time when you drop it, doesn't it just
Speaker 1: land on it every time you can throw it? So
Speaker 1: he does that, he does this thing. He'll play fetch.
Speaker 1: He'll literally play fetch. He'll grab it like a dog.
Speaker 1: He can jump and I'll catch with both hands and
Speaker 1: do a flip and then lay it like I just
Speaker 1: watch him in amazement. Yeah, it's like going to a circus,
Speaker 1: l A. You know, I don't like that. I don't
Speaker 1: like circus. I don't like any of them. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's doing that all day though? Or is it
Speaker 1: mostly like if you went down there, would you even
Speaker 1: say hi to him? Like? Is he out? Is he
Speaker 1: just like waiting for you? So I came in, I
Speaker 1: was going for two hours. I came in. He came
Speaker 1: up to me. He laid on his on his back.
Speaker 1: You know, it's hard for me to get on the floor,
Speaker 1: but I got down there. I gave him a couple
Speaker 1: of rubs. I went on the couch. He got on me.
Speaker 1: He does this thing. What does he do when you're
Speaker 1: on TikTok? On TikTok, he's the beautiful thing. He'll he'll
Speaker 1: do his own thing. Like you don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about a cat entertaining himself. Yes, but when they want
Speaker 1: to be dependent, they're not annoying dependent. You know how
Speaker 1: a dog is like making all about me. You don't
Speaker 1: even have time for TikTok. He'll do this thing where
Speaker 1: like he'll he'll bite me, but not so soft that
Speaker 1: it feels like a gentle acupuncture massage with his and
Speaker 1: then he'll claw you in a way, and then he'll
Speaker 1: use his back legs to hit and it's just I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's like a little massage. It's like a
Speaker 1: little massage. You're trying to get your attention. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: just having fun. And then I'll go like this and
Speaker 1: then you rub him and then he goes and then
Speaker 1: he'll get you again. And then with Brenna, they're on
Speaker 1: a whole another plane of like don't play hide and seek,
Speaker 1: Like he'll fucking go on the floor, She'll be on
Speaker 1: the bed, he'll look, he'll go, and then he'll fucking
Speaker 1: jump and then I'll run like like it's like it's
Speaker 1: like connecting in a way where I think there's more
Speaker 1: to this ship of like energy. Animals have souls. That's
Speaker 1: why you shouldn't need them. They have personalities. A pig
Speaker 1: would have that personality, no offense, but like Jane jumping
Speaker 1: ten feet, well it's not about it. But that's the
Speaker 1: thing that people always just go, how can animals? It's
Speaker 1: wild that this animal I thought was just this bead
Speaker 1: eyed idiot, it tends to like other people more, tends
Speaker 1: to gravitate like they all do that. God, my assistance.
Speaker 1: That makes amazing means like just no, no, what did
Speaker 1: you think? Was b e A d y b e
Speaker 1: A d bead be the eyes visioning like Terence and
Speaker 1: Philip eyes But anyway, Karence Philip, Yes, yeah, the Canadians
Speaker 1: and they have like like pac Man mouths. Yeah, yes, anyways,
Speaker 1: your assistant, yeah, she sent me a video of from
Speaker 1: like Planet Earth at one of those Netflix shows about
Speaker 1: a puffer fish that does this amazing artwork for it
Speaker 1: takes a week and he's working twenty four hours a day,
Speaker 1: seven days a week for one week, um to compete
Speaker 1: with the title like the Currents of the Ocean, and
Speaker 1: he just like like kind of fluffs along the sand
Speaker 1: and then it'll take a little seashells and put them
Speaker 1: on different parts of the sand that is like raised
Speaker 1: up and once you zoom out, it's this huge crop
Speaker 1: circle like thing that has I mean, it's gorgeous. It
Speaker 1: looks like a dream catcher and it's to attractive mate,
Speaker 1: and it's it's crazy like you see it like pick
Speaker 1: up these little shells and just put them at the
Speaker 1: tops like like it's doing an art project, Like it
Speaker 1: knows where the shell it wants the shell to go,
Speaker 1: and it's at the top of this point and then
Speaker 1: the other shell will be at the top. It's the
Speaker 1: craziest thing I've ever seen, is that on? Like what's
Speaker 1: that on? She just sent me a clip that was
Speaker 1: I think Planet Earth or one of those like the
Speaker 1: puff of fish Works installment. Like if you didn't know
Speaker 1: the puffer fish. It that you would think aliens are
Speaker 1: on the bottom of the ocean. I mean, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, But what what's the difference between that
Speaker 1: and like, um, yeah, a cat that's playing high seek,
Speaker 1: Why isn't that an alien? Nothing? Yeah, why don't we
Speaker 1: eat cat? Why doesn't anyone eat cat? Because who eats cat?
Speaker 1: I think some like I'm wondering just for like thevested anywhere,
Speaker 1: I know, but like dog meat is actually a thing.
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering his dog more delicious. I think cats
Speaker 1: cats are just it's too bland. I think I think
Speaker 1: cats aren't that that don't have that much fat on.
Speaker 1: But I don't know do I mean, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: cats are pretty lean. But I don't think you eat fat.
Speaker 1: You eat usually muscle. Yeah, and I'm not thinking. I
Speaker 1: don't think you eat big cats. There's not a lot
Speaker 1: of them, I know. But what why they would breed?
Speaker 1: They just breed anything, but they wanted to make it
Speaker 1: to a tiger farm. They find a way just make
Speaker 1: them so fat they can't walk like they do with
Speaker 1: every other animals. So sad when I see those, like
Speaker 1: just any animal that's like deeply overweight and stuck in
Speaker 1: like a body that it's owners forcing it to have.
Speaker 1: I get that way when I see really overweight kids
Speaker 1: where it's like they just like I don't have the choice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's just laziness and these kids are like and
Speaker 1: they're so lively and happy and yeah, you're they're killing
Speaker 1: their kids. Well yeah, I think it's more like the
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's it's not good. But I always just
Speaker 1: feel I I like almost like seeing it because I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's someone that doesn't have the cultural
Speaker 1: stigma yet of feeling in a body that culturally we
Speaker 1: so many people don't approve of. Like it's so I
Speaker 1: like fat babies, where no one's concerned about the baby's health,
Speaker 1: even though people make snip comments constantly like that's a
Speaker 1: big baby, like to make the moms feel bad or something.
Speaker 1: Sometimes that happens though, because of food and securities and
Speaker 1: people don't have access to healthy foods. Yes, but the
Speaker 1: problem is that food. Fast food doesn't make people fat.
Speaker 1: It's the volume of food it makes people fat. So
Speaker 1: when I hear about feud in security, I'm sure I
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm talking about, but it's not if
Speaker 1: you just eat less of whatever the food you're getting,
Speaker 1: you won't be fat, Like you could eat McDonald's every
Speaker 1: night and not get fat. It could hurt, yes, you
Speaker 1: could have yes, for sure cood. But I always just
Speaker 1: when I see when I even a dog that's fat,
Speaker 1: there is something sad about it. And this is not
Speaker 1: a body shame podcast, but just the cultural stigma that
Speaker 1: you carry as someone that's in a body that Americans
Speaker 1: don't say or say it's wrong or needs to change.
Speaker 1: I would say most Americans, not all for sure, and
Speaker 1: it's changing. Um, I just go, oh, it's so nice
Speaker 1: that like that dog doesn't like Sometimes That's what I
Speaker 1: try to act like whenever I have an ego, but
Speaker 1: anything is I'm like, what if I was a mailbox?
Speaker 1: What if? Like that was what I was trying to
Speaker 1: describe that one day where I was like, what if
Speaker 1: you didn't care? What if you had no ego? So
Speaker 1: like whatever you're worried about, Oh this Nashville show, is
Speaker 1: anyone going to show up? What if you were a mailbox?
Speaker 1: Like it's oh, is that person mad at me? What
Speaker 1: does some one trying to be mad at a mailbox?
Speaker 1: You would just be like, what, who cares? Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know why I picked a mailbox, but I really
Speaker 1: feel like sometimes I just go, you're a mailbox because
Speaker 1: I'm no different than a mailbox. I really I know
Speaker 1: I'm sentient, but like sentience doesn't really mean anything. I'm
Speaker 1: just a bag of I'm just an object that has
Speaker 1: the right wiring that makes me feel like I'm a self,
Speaker 1: but I'm not. So I can be a mailbox. Quite often.
Speaker 1: I think fear, Yeah, those fears and stuff, and I'm
Speaker 1: sad about something. I'm just like, would a mailbox, How
Speaker 1: would a mailbox respond to this? And it wouldn't because
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It doesn't matter that you can't put on
Speaker 1: like imperfection to a mailbox. A mailbox doesn't feel sad
Speaker 1: that it's like rusted. I don't think it's yes, but
Speaker 1: I think you can do that to the point of
Speaker 1: then you're homeless and then like no, no. But what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, though, is like people being at that show
Speaker 1: me means money, which money makes her doing it for
Speaker 1: money as much as you're I get that we're always
Speaker 1: doing stuff for money. Ultimately, well, but what money provides,
Speaker 1: but you can forever, well, you would need a certain
Speaker 1: amount of money, So maybe a certain amount of ego
Speaker 1: you need even more money. As I always say, comedians
Speaker 1: get into it because we are we are self esteem
Speaker 1: is low and because we want people to like us
Speaker 1: is it has something to do with that as much
Speaker 1: as it does money. And I'm just saying, if you
Speaker 1: remove that, and mailboxes also need money, I guess they
Speaker 1: need maintenance to stay with the way they are. But
Speaker 1: they don't have it. They don't, they don't care. There
Speaker 1: doesn't matter mail like a mailbox. Say what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying something. You can play this until you're
Speaker 1: homeless and you have nothing. But then, what everyone says
Speaker 1: about free will, When I say there's no free will,
Speaker 1: and they go, well, then what would I just do nothing?
Speaker 1: It's like, well, that's not the point up saying there's
Speaker 1: no free will. The point is that you just need
Speaker 1: to know that you're you're still gonna want to survive.
Speaker 1: You're not choosing to do nothing. No, you're you're not.
Speaker 1: You're not making a choice to do nothing. But I do.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that works for me. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: just to be like, you know, me and Chris are
Speaker 1: like having a fight or something. I will just be
Speaker 1: like what if, Like what if I was a mailbox
Speaker 1: and I and some and let's say I think Chris
Speaker 1: is mad at me about something and I'm feeling a
Speaker 1: lot of shame about whatever it is. I just go,
Speaker 1: what if someone was like trying to shame a mailbox,
Speaker 1: Like how would that mail Because I deal with a
Speaker 1: lot of shame in every aspect of my life. It
Speaker 1: always comes back to like I'm a bad person. I
Speaker 1: don't deserve things. I don't I'm not Uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't deserve things and I don't I'm not good enough
Speaker 1: to get things. And so I just always go, what
Speaker 1: if a mailbox felt that way? And you wouldn't It wouldn't.
Speaker 1: You can't. You couldn't make a mailbox feel anyway, and
Speaker 1: people can't make you feel away. But yes they can.
Speaker 1: Well sure sure, but I mean I guess I think
Speaker 1: there's probably like I just think about like if someone
Speaker 1: goes your mailbox is ugly, I'd be I could be hurt.
Speaker 1: My mailbox doesn't get it doesn't change anything about the mailbox,
Speaker 1: And we could also be that same way of like
Speaker 1: people's opinions of us could literally matter as much as
Speaker 1: because the mailbox doesn't have to do anything except collect mail. Okay,
Speaker 1: well let's say computer. Let's say my computer had to work.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it keeps elevating. The more you have
Speaker 1: to do to survive. If all, yeah, well survive, mentally, survive, financially, survive, physically.
Speaker 1: Mailbox just is there. I know that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: But I'm saying that we have to survive. You if
Speaker 1: you get in a fight with Chris, has to survive.
Speaker 1: Being shame or feeling shame or feeling like people don't
Speaker 1: like me is never going to make you do. It's
Speaker 1: only when people go no, it pushes me. It doesn't.
Speaker 1: It pushes you off a cliff. And I could push
Speaker 1: you in ways to where you don't even really want
Speaker 1: to end up being yes and hard, But you might
Speaker 1: end up Tom Cruise, who looks happy but guaranteed miserable.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's killed so many children. Did you see
Speaker 1: him on top of that, like du buy things? Sitting
Speaker 1: up there with no restraint. I mean, get over yourself.
Speaker 1: How do you get up there? What's he thinking about
Speaker 1: out there? How good? Is yeah? He probably he is
Speaker 1: a mailbox of emotions. Thanks are coming in the movies. Kid,
Speaker 1: we missed you. We gotta go to break Andrew every
Speaker 1: rat story. All right, we're back. Um. I went to
Speaker 1: um the Cardinals radio show remote today where they were
Speaker 1: broadcasting from Donut Chop. They do it, yeah, a remote
Speaker 1: location they were. I think it's called doing a remote.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you're right, broadcast, Yeah, someone you are. Andrew
Speaker 1: just goes. He was sucking a TV clipper clicker. He
Speaker 1: was doing a remote. You know, one of my favorite thing,
Speaker 1: going to a hotel, taking right out of plastic, right
Speaker 1: out of way and just sucking. I can't, I can't
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, like wait, no, you don't. You don't
Speaker 1: take it out of the pot. You don't put it
Speaker 1: out to plastic. Well, you had these slap bracelets at
Speaker 1: the remote. It was so fun. Kids died from those.
Speaker 1: Kids died from slap bracelets. I think they got recalled
Speaker 1: like those are those were the first jewels? No. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kids cut their fucking artery, they cut their wrists, maybe
Speaker 1: with like a faulty one, but I think it's very safe.
Speaker 1: These are so fun. I don't know why they fell
Speaker 1: out a favor. Now, they're so fun to do. You
Speaker 1: just do this very sexual. It's like first experience with cuffs,
Speaker 1: like yeah, like a slap, and then oh well it
Speaker 1: is sexual. That's very nostalgic. It's so nostalgic. I was
Speaker 1: so excited about it, and I was thinking they're so
Speaker 1: cheap to make and very lightweight. There would be a
Speaker 1: fun thing to give out. It shows, but I just
Speaker 1: wonder if people would trash them. I just don't want
Speaker 1: to contribute more ship to the ocean, which this probably is.
Speaker 1: I mean, who's going to keep a slab bracelet for
Speaker 1: longer than a day? Well, here's the thing, And there
Speaker 1: were millions of slab races out out of all our listeners.
Speaker 1: Who still has one? Yeah? Do you have POGs? Slammers?
Speaker 1: Slammers us spinners with spinners? Sinners that's not that long ago?
Speaker 1: Things that you do on your finger and they spin. No,
Speaker 1: you're talking things forty spinners? Yeah yeah, yeah, where did
Speaker 1: those all go? And those were just here? Those are
Speaker 1: in the Mariannas Trench? Pet rock Yeah those are Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's what I'll do. Pet rock thing about that's
Speaker 1: a little bit above. Does it make sense that like
Speaker 1: when you go because if someone doesn't like my soda
Speaker 1: can and goes that's ugly. This soda can is not affected.
Speaker 1: The chemistry of it is not affected, the taste of it.
Speaker 1: Don't do have a funny joke. Seriously, So if someone
Speaker 1: tells me I hate your comedy, you're ugly, like I
Speaker 1: don't like you. Instead of it impacting me and mean
Speaker 1: like processing it and me it going to get my
Speaker 1: brain and swirling ground and then literally leading to stress
Speaker 1: and me working out more me whatever it could just
Speaker 1: mail teflon Bruce Lee already covered what is it called
Speaker 1: like a butterfly seeing like a bee? That was Muhammad
Speaker 1: Ali wadny to like try to come up with like
Speaker 1: famous quote that's every like be water. So you take things.
Speaker 1: You can take ship water experiments where if they if
Speaker 1: you talk to a glass of water and you go
Speaker 1: you fucking piece of ship water, it will it like
Speaker 1: taste or it's pH balance gets changed if you like
Speaker 1: scold a glass of water all day and then another
Speaker 1: glass year like your beautiful water, thank you. I swear
Speaker 1: to God it's true. Someone just like yelling at I
Speaker 1: saw a study the other day that I posted on
Speaker 1: my Instagram, and of course they get a million guys
Speaker 1: being like not true. I do not relate to this
Speaker 1: to try to like get in my pants or like
Speaker 1: I hate these no offense two guys that I know,
Speaker 1: I don't hate you as much as the guys it.
Speaker 1: But whenever there's a study that says guys do this,
Speaker 1: guys don't go down on women. Guys don't like well,
Speaker 1: the guys always go on, I look, I look smart women.
Speaker 1: But the study came out just like the funny women's study,
Speaker 1: men do not like intelligent women. They like smart women
Speaker 1: from Afar, and they will like them, I think, like
Speaker 1: on the phone and if they're in the next room
Speaker 1: or on video conference in person plummets they're liking of them.
Speaker 1: Men say they like they like smart women. So the
Speaker 1: problem is we do not as a species understand what
Speaker 1: we actually like. We say we like something, but then
Speaker 1: our actions say different. And this was an extensive study
Speaker 1: that found that. Because it makes that, it means that
Speaker 1: you but what are you are you talking about? I
Speaker 1: know you know this word opinionated sounds bad, but you Q? Okay,
Speaker 1: how about it? Okay? Interesting? Yeah, I don't just straight
Speaker 1: up I Q because there's I don't know how much
Speaker 1: of it has to be with intelligence verse like it's
Speaker 1: intelligence man. But why would we hate Why would we
Speaker 1: hate to someone being smart? Like what does that do?
Speaker 1: Because they see through our bullshit and then call us out? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so then let's say a smart person that doesn't always
Speaker 1: call out ship that they know. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: There's a difference. If you, guys know a woman is
Speaker 1: smarter than you based on test scores, you will like
Speaker 1: her less interesting no matter what she looks like. You know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm guessing looks can probably trump this a
Speaker 1: little bit, but um, yeah, based on I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: if you dated a guy that was smarter than you,
Speaker 1: that did better on the S A, T S whatever,
Speaker 1: and then like saw through bullshit that you did all
Speaker 1: the time, would you hate that he's smarter? Would you
Speaker 1: hate someone being like well, actually, George Herbert? But it's
Speaker 1: not like, of course that person is annoying. I know.
Speaker 1: Is about men who perceive a woman that they have
Speaker 1: not met to be smarter. They will not like a
Speaker 1: woman more based on nothing else than knowing test scores.
Speaker 1: But you don't know what you actually like is what
Speaker 1: they found. Because every guy says what you says say
Speaker 1: and then most of the guys in my d M
Speaker 1: say is not true for me true? Let me just
Speaker 1: read some of them. I'm so not true. I'm actually
Speaker 1: the contrary. And it's just like cah um. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to find I wish I wanted to say that
Speaker 1: I've met a lot of smart people where you have
Speaker 1: no idea how smart they are, because this is a
Speaker 1: study where men do know. So if you were to
Speaker 1: meet someone, if this is when you do find out
Speaker 1: someone smart, you know, aside from the person yet like
Speaker 1: a woman less. I wonder like how they conducted the
Speaker 1: study though, like that's what I'm trying to find because
Speaker 1: it's it is. The way they did it was really
Speaker 1: interesting actually, and that's always what I love reading about
Speaker 1: these scientific studies is how they do it, and because
Speaker 1: they're always so um. I mean, it is interesting to think,
Speaker 1: like if you went on Bumble or Tinder and someone
Speaker 1: if there was a box of like what's your s
Speaker 1: a t score and to see how that affects if
Speaker 1: men would swipe right or not. Men may like the
Speaker 1: idea of a smart woman, but they don't want to date.
Speaker 1: One new research suggests that dating as a woman is
Speaker 1: in fact the worst. This is from the Huffington Post. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me just go to it. Oh my god, Men's wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, Men's say say they want the group doing
Speaker 1: Andrew talk. Maybe like they're like the woman walked in
Speaker 1: and she had glasses on, and the like fuck that,
Speaker 1: I'm not sucking man look at her glasses like like
Speaker 1: a librarian. He didn't like her out. We look at
Speaker 1: her with a beaker. Yeah, okay, so until she sp
Speaker 1: him with a bracelet. Yeah, so this was this is
Speaker 1: from I guess this is a thing that was posted
Speaker 1: a while ago and I just came across it. But
Speaker 1: this is I mean, the research is all still there.
Speaker 1: Um do men not actually want to date? A series
Speaker 1: of studies asked how how far men and women have
Speaker 1: progressed after looking into mating purposes of more than five
Speaker 1: thousand men and women. Um. Uh, men desire smart, strong,
Speaker 1: successful women. Seven percent of men said they would date
Speaker 1: a woman who was more intellectual than they were, who
Speaker 1: was better educated, and who did make considerly more money
Speaker 1: than they did. Said that they were in to a
Speaker 1: woman who is confident and self assured. Um, what, this
Speaker 1: doesn't do it? Maybe it was just like that they
Speaker 1: say they want no, no, no, this is not a headline, Okay,
Speaker 1: so here we go. In the first version of the study,
Speaker 1: the researchers had this is a different study, had a
Speaker 1: hundred and five undergraduate men read a hypothetical scenario about
Speaker 1: a woman who scored better than them on a test,
Speaker 1: and then asked them to rate how romantically desirable that
Speaker 1: woman seemed. In the second, they had a hundred fifty
Speaker 1: one undergraduate men take an intelligence test and then asked
Speaker 1: them if they'd like to meet the woman down the
Speaker 1: hall who either scored better or worse than them on
Speaker 1: the test. Both of these studies found that when men
Speaker 1: imagined a hypothetical woman who was smarter than that they
Speaker 1: were or only knew of the woman in an abstract sense,
Speaker 1: they were interested in meeting her and even dating her.
Speaker 1: In the next two versions of the study, men interacted
Speaker 1: with a woman who either performed better or worse on
Speaker 1: an intelligence test than they did. After the participants met
Speaker 1: the woman, took the test while seated next to her
Speaker 1: and heard both of their scores read aloud. Male participants
Speaker 1: were asked to move their hair across from the women's chair.
Speaker 1: They were then told to take a survey about their
Speaker 1: first impressions of the other, specifically how attractive and desirable
Speaker 1: they found each other. The researchers looked at the distance
Speaker 1: between the two chairs as a measure of how attracted
Speaker 1: the man was to the woman. Men who were partnered
Speaker 1: with a woman who scored higher on the intelligence says
Speaker 1: felt the need to physically distance themselves from her when
Speaker 1: moving their chairs. They also tended to rate her as
Speaker 1: less attractive and desirable to date than men who interacted
Speaker 1: with the women who scored worse than they had. Boom,
Speaker 1: But these women look different, and it's and it's after
Speaker 1: they were like shamed in front of them, you know,
Speaker 1: like embarrassed for getting a lower score. So did that hook?
Speaker 1: Guess what? That's what's going to happen in a relationship
Speaker 1: of your data woman. If you took two women, one
Speaker 1: being dumb as fuck and also not attractive, and then
Speaker 1: one means smartest, fucking attractive, the chairs going towards. In
Speaker 1: the fifth version, men were either told they were there
Speaker 1: was a woman in the room next door, or they
Speaker 1: were seated face to face with a woman. Participants and
Speaker 1: the woman shared basic information like name, relationship status, age,
Speaker 1: and you're in school. Then they took an intelligence test
Speaker 1: side by side, and we're told their scores allowed. The
Speaker 1: men were told the woman either scored higher or lower
Speaker 1: on the test, no matter how well they did. Finally,
Speaker 1: participants filled out a survey measuring how much they related
Speaker 1: to various stereotypical masculine qualities and how interested they were
Speaker 1: in the Roman women romantically. Um. The last two versions
Speaker 1: of the study found that men were less interested in
Speaker 1: dating and interacting with a smarter woman when she was
Speaker 1: face to face with them. However, in the fifth study,
Speaker 1: when she was psychologically distanced supposedly in the next room,
Speaker 1: there was no difference in men's desire to date or
Speaker 1: interact with her, no matter how well she scored in
Speaker 1: the test. So multiple tests confirm that a woman, regardless
Speaker 1: of her looks, when in a room with a man
Speaker 1: and she knows she's smarter, doesn't want to be near her.
Speaker 1: But when she's in the other room and they don't
Speaker 1: actually have to be near her. This reminds me of
Speaker 1: um guys before they realize like the responsibility of having
Speaker 1: sex with a woman and what it means, being like
Speaker 1: I would love to be in a relationship, and then
Speaker 1: they fuck you and then they're like change their mind
Speaker 1: or like just saying what just assuming that you can
Speaker 1: do things, Oh, I can jump that high and you
Speaker 1: try to jump on the counter like you can't and
Speaker 1: you can't, but you can't. Like you want a smart woman,
Speaker 1: and yet when you're faced with one, no, like, no,
Speaker 1: I get it. I mean I think a lot of
Speaker 1: men are insecure and fucking they're little bitches when it
Speaker 1: comes to empowered women and like independent women and women
Speaker 1: making more money and women being the breadwinners. They hate it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's it, says the takeaway. We don't always know
Speaker 1: what we want, even if we think we do. It
Speaker 1: seems that even if men say they want a smarter woman,
Speaker 1: when push comes to shove, they're not so into women
Speaker 1: who threaten their own intelligence. Uh, They're finding suggests that
Speaker 1: there are conditions under which self protective concerns may trump
Speaker 1: qualities of partners that seem desirable at a distance. Translation,
Speaker 1: men who blow off intelligent women might just be protecting
Speaker 1: their fragile, masculine egos. It's a bummer. I feel like,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not good me. No, like like look great, drool.
Speaker 1: I think like you could date intelligent women and you
Speaker 1: could be smarter in other ways than her just being booked.
Speaker 1: I know, you ever pretended to be dumb in front
Speaker 1: of a guy or just knew that your intelligence would
Speaker 1: threaten them, so you just kind of play dumb. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I do it all the time, all the time in
Speaker 1: work settings, not in my relationship because I used to
Speaker 1: do it in relationships when I was not in healthy ones,
Speaker 1: but in work settings all the time. And I I
Speaker 1: just want to say, because I am a feminist, I
Speaker 1: want to say I use it to my advantage and
Speaker 1: if a guy is dumb enough to fall for it,
Speaker 1: it helps me get what I want. So agreed, I mean,
Speaker 1: we do stuff. Can you remember points in times where
Speaker 1: you played smart as smart as you can? And I'm backfired?
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying. So why are we playing dumb?
Speaker 1: Why are you? Because I've never tried to play smart?
Speaker 1: I know, But why would do that thing? I'm smart? Interesting?
Speaker 1: That would make me lose a job. But but we
Speaker 1: don't know that. I mean, there are times where I
Speaker 1: know that when men like to be cocked a little bit,
Speaker 1: and they love us, they love a woman telling them
Speaker 1: what to do, and especially if but if someone is
Speaker 1: mine if I'm a subordinate, No chance am I ever?
Speaker 1: When I because I just have. I think women are
Speaker 1: good at reading a room because we have to be,
Speaker 1: because men can murder us. We have to know when
Speaker 1: they're going to be ticked off. Um we have. We
Speaker 1: just have better instincts for reading people than men do.
Speaker 1: I think, and I think that I can absolutely tell
Speaker 1: when a man. I've seen it happen before, where men
Speaker 1: just turn off or turn just stop talking to you
Speaker 1: or stop addressing you because you've you've um been smarter
Speaker 1: about something than they have, and so you just have
Speaker 1: to go. I don't know how to you work this
Speaker 1: remote ox, I don't know what is? How do you
Speaker 1: put it? I don't do that, just like match it
Speaker 1: or I just like I'm very curious about things and
Speaker 1: ask them questions, like explain things even though I might
Speaker 1: know already. But it's like disarms them and then go
Speaker 1: in for the kill. Yes, I mean yeah, I won't
Speaker 1: play to me, but I will not try to I
Speaker 1: will not. I will help them get at the answer themselves,
Speaker 1: almost like a second grade teacher being like, and then
Speaker 1: what if I do carry the two there? What would happen?
Speaker 1: You think and then they go for and I go, oh, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: good job. I wouldn't have gotten that. I think that.
Speaker 1: But it's just interesting. I think it's a lot of
Speaker 1: things happen for women to play smart because I don't
Speaker 1: think i'm smart, so I kill it with So if
Speaker 1: I'm in a room, I go with humor, and that's
Speaker 1: how I get things. Yes, that's how I get a job,
Speaker 1: or how that's how I go you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: it's never high play up to my highest intelligence because
Speaker 1: I don't know, right, I've seen you be smart in
Speaker 1: the room and then you say something like, um, well,
Speaker 1: like you'll say you'll use a word wrong, which isn't
Speaker 1: really about intelligence. I mean in some ways it is,
Speaker 1: but you'll like say, um, what was the one that
Speaker 1: you were like, I'm on hyenas. You'll say something like
Speaker 1: that and people go hyenas and you go, well, I'm Tom,
Speaker 1: I'm Tom com guy, I'm not top top you. Literally
Speaker 1: that isn't exagerate. You'll just go, wow, I'm done, I'm coming,
Speaker 1: and then it's like you're turned off. I'm turned well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there are down because you just go, oh god,
Speaker 1: I'm stupid. Because it probably brings you back to being
Speaker 1: so I feel like if I'm not being listened to,
Speaker 1: I'm just something like don't we are listening? As you said,
Speaker 1: I strong first of all, that was three times, you know,
Speaker 1: like I think those things are not signs of intelligence.
Speaker 1: That's you just like not caring if it's sirked or
Speaker 1: circus olf. I'm getting stuff from someone that maybe I
Speaker 1: would want. I I tend to shut down instead of
Speaker 1: pushing even harder to make them like me more. No,
Speaker 1: I can't. I just can't. Yeah, I've done it before,
Speaker 1: and it's just and you never get the reaction that
Speaker 1: you are pushing for usually, I mean it doesn't really. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I used to when when a boyfriend would get mad
Speaker 1: at me, or and then you go to like talking
Speaker 1: like this more and like being like oh this is yummy,
Speaker 1: or like just being like fake like new friends. What
Speaker 1: person I used to say, like why are you being
Speaker 1: new friends? Suddenly it's like downtown this is this isn't
Speaker 1: a best get um, but yeah that's get uh Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that that is that is very hard for
Speaker 1: me to do. Is not turned into people pleasing when
Speaker 1: like someone doesn't like me, even a girl getting really
Speaker 1: really nice, where I will actually treat her better than
Speaker 1: anyone I've ever treated anyone in my life because she
Speaker 1: doesn't because she's a horrible person, and she ends up
Speaker 1: getting the best of me, like all my energy to
Speaker 1: be so kind, so complimentary, so sweet because she's a cunt.
Speaker 1: It's so weird when that happens. It's whependency because we
Speaker 1: are desperate. But codependency isn't a bad thing. Like I
Speaker 1: think codependency gets a bad rap, but like, no, it's
Speaker 1: not like we need each other. We humans need. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're looking. It's codependency is um basic happiness this person
Speaker 1: like me, basing your happiness on someone else's feelings, it's
Speaker 1: not that like we rely on each other. That's what
Speaker 1: I used to was as well. But it's the emotional thing, right,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's my whole thing. Like I I
Speaker 1: think I'm shipped, So unless someone else thinks I'm good,
Speaker 1: then I must be. If anyone ever has any seeking
Speaker 1: suspension that I'm ship boy, it's just then what then
Speaker 1: what does my The only thing that's holding up my
Speaker 1: tent is the tent poles of people thinking I'm better
Speaker 1: than I think I am. So those go away. I've
Speaker 1: got nothing, you know, like that water tent. Well t Yeah,
Speaker 1: a tent that's doesn't have polls or doesn't polls is
Speaker 1: still a fucking tent. It's so true, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: I'm a mailbox. Um, all right, that's gonna be. That's
Speaker 1: gonna be my wooco song a mailbox. Alright, guys, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break and something like that. Alright, we're back.
Speaker 1: Let's do the news you heard. Oh man, it's Thursday, folks.
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It is Thursday. What are
Speaker 1: you gonna do is July four? If you fire off
Speaker 1: fireworks out of your asshole or are you gonna suck
Speaker 1: it down like an animal? I hope you're having all
Speaker 1: the wait what, um, what are you doing for fireworks?
Speaker 1: There's gotta be something St. Louis. Are you leaving guns
Speaker 1: or something in Louis or something? I mean, every night,
Speaker 1: how do you think that's your life? That's January one,
Speaker 1: that's New Year's that's that's a real thing. People still
Speaker 1: do it. I mean, you don't have to worry about
Speaker 1: bullets fly. It's not like floor bring a steel umbrella
Speaker 1: like on the third floor. I'm selling range. No, I'm
Speaker 1: the twelve. It's gonna hit me first, gonna shoot up
Speaker 1: and go right down. We're gonna be yea, we are
Speaker 1: gonna be off on our birthday. Where you going? I
Speaker 1: know it's no nation. Um, I'm going to upstate New York.
Speaker 1: Keen New York girls trip. No, no, no, I'm going
Speaker 1: on boys trip. Yeah, I'm going with great Nikki. So
Speaker 1: I have a I have a great story for you. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so okay, so just y I for your future trip
Speaker 1: or trips. Traffic to the Hampton's has gotten so bad
Speaker 1: that rich New Yorkers are getting bladder surgery and bladder
Speaker 1: botox to avoid bathroom break on the drive. That's so stupid.
Speaker 1: I love a bathroom trip. I love going stopping on
Speaker 1: a rest stop for a bathroom break. I love it.
Speaker 1: The problem doesn't take that. That's why I gotta got it. Okay.
Speaker 1: I thought people were just like I don't want to stop.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, Yeah, there's a stretch there all
Speaker 1: go through your Hampton's cattle. Yeah, back in the day,
Speaker 1: there's a stretch between East and South. For a while there,
Speaker 1: people are just helicoptering in hilicopter. H No, I've I've
Speaker 1: taken helicopters in and out to Hampies and so really
Speaker 1: I would not do it again. And onlyopters really very scary,
Speaker 1: so scary. Um I would take a passenger bus now though,
Speaker 1: because I have no fear of that. But um, I'm
Speaker 1: going on a girls trip with eleven girls on my
Speaker 1: nightmare kid. But this week get I'm going on a
Speaker 1: yeah upstate to watch fireworks and um jump off cliffs
Speaker 1: and uh and I'll write a suicide not before I
Speaker 1: do that. No, it's like a cliff situation. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing the cliff jumping. No. Sere Lena did it once
Speaker 1: and she got a she it looked like a bullet wound.
Speaker 1: It was this gigantic bruise. She was like, Nicky, never
Speaker 1: do that. Ever. She was like, you know all the
Speaker 1: boys do it. I have no interest in doing it.
Speaker 1: Shallow one short one. Maybe I'll feel that. No, it's
Speaker 1: it's I don't. I don't want to do anything that
Speaker 1: is not actually approved by state law to be safe.
Speaker 1: This is just a bunch of boys being like that's fine.
Speaker 1: Also like bladder surgery, dicks and European gatorade. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: need more gatorade a lot more than you think. It's wild.
Speaker 1: It's like you were talking about poop, Like food compacts
Speaker 1: down too little. I don't know what's going on. Someone's
Speaker 1: saying some mean stuff to out water. Um. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: so hard. I got so much pissed all over me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I might as well just have pissed all
Speaker 1: over myself and save the gator Well. It's also hard
Speaker 1: to figure out what as a woman, where the pea
Speaker 1: comes from, and where to put the bottle over because
Speaker 1: it's just like starts just going everywhere, because especially when
Speaker 1: you first start peeing in a car, it trickles out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like if you I would just put it like up
Speaker 1: in it, like on it, covering all every space. Used
Speaker 1: to just put a yeah, just right up there. But
Speaker 1: it's hard to pee not in the toilet because we're
Speaker 1: so used to going to toilets. You guys are used
Speaker 1: to standing up it being like maybe going in the woods.
Speaker 1: Can you cut it off like guys cam. Yes. My
Speaker 1: friend Holly can't though, because she was warm shirt and
Speaker 1: she doesn't have any eiggles. Man, she needs a whole leader. Now,
Speaker 1: that was that was what we discovered in high school
Speaker 1: she had a peining problem where she would pee every
Speaker 1: time she laughed too hard, and it would all like
Speaker 1: she would plug up her vagina with her foot, like
Speaker 1: she'd fall to the ground, plug up her vagina with
Speaker 1: her heel. And once it started, though it was too late,
Speaker 1: which I didn't understand. None of us understood. We just
Speaker 1: thought it wasn't that big of a deal because if
Speaker 1: she pete a little bit, like, who cares, it's funny.
Speaker 1: But we didn't realize is that once Holla starts beeing,
Speaker 1: it does there's no off switch. And we didn't realize
Speaker 1: it until one day when I was in the bathroom
Speaker 1: and I was talking to Hollow, like I had a
Speaker 1: bathroom off my bedroom, and I was talking to her
Speaker 1: from She was in my bedroom like all my bed,
Speaker 1: like flipping through my CD book or something, and I'm
Speaker 1: talking to her from the bathroom and I'm like, so
Speaker 1: later on, what movie do you want to watch tonight?
Speaker 1: And and she talked and I couldn't hear her over
Speaker 1: my pace sounds, so I stopped my peace dream and
Speaker 1: she answered, you know, like dropped dead Fred. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's a good idea. And they
Speaker 1: started peeing again, and she goes and then I was,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, her face around the corner, and
Speaker 1: she goes, what the funk was that? And I was like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? She was like, why did you
Speaker 1: stop being in the start again? And I was like,
Speaker 1: what do you? What do you I couldn't understand it,
Speaker 1: but she was like, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: She had never done that that. It just everything comes out.
Speaker 1: It's like a sprinkler system in a you know, if
Speaker 1: you set up the sprinklers, they just don't stop until
Speaker 1: they're all out right at the top of the gatorade,
Speaker 1: and you know you're gonna get piss on you, but
Speaker 1: you just can't help. You can't stop it either, and
Speaker 1: then you stop it, but then you always get shot
Speaker 1: when you see bottles of Gatorade with pissing them around
Speaker 1: New York City with tax cab drivers, just like, why
Speaker 1: did it always Gatorade? Because I think they had like
Speaker 1: a bigger hole at the top. Um I have a
Speaker 1: confession the owner of what's going on. So this has
Speaker 1: not happened to me yet, but last night, after Buzzy
Speaker 1: woke me up in the middle of the night, I
Speaker 1: went back to sleep and I had a dream, and uh,
Speaker 1: it was a dream that I was hanging out with you, Nikki.
Speaker 1: You were in my dream. That was really cool. We
Speaker 1: were like in this like mansion and we were outside
Speaker 1: at the pool and you decided you didn't like your
Speaker 1: bathing suit anymore. So you just like got out of
Speaker 1: the pool and all of a sudden, you like pull
Speaker 1: your entire bathing shoot off, and I saw your puss.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what did it look like? It was no, huh,
Speaker 1: But she's playing down it like like she didn't want
Speaker 1: to intimidate you. It was she isn't another room, so
Speaker 1: you might be okay. It was bald, and you were
Speaker 1: going to go inside the house to look for another
Speaker 1: bathing suit. And I'm thinking, like, oh, but there's people
Speaker 1: in the house and think he's gonna go in there naked.
Speaker 1: She's just gonna do that. That's kind of like my
Speaker 1: new thing. I want to be more naked. Uh. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's why of it, I really yeah, maybe it is
Speaker 1: in line with like exactly what I want to start doing.
Speaker 1: Like I just I think that we need to just
Speaker 1: have our bodies out and make people deal with them
Speaker 1: no matter what. You look like, like, just take your
Speaker 1: fucking shirts off. I'm just so I want I want
Speaker 1: people have to look at our vaginas and have to
Speaker 1: deal with like, this is what it is. I want
Speaker 1: to bleed everywhere and be like, this is what comes
Speaker 1: out of me every fucking month, you know, like I
Speaker 1: want people to deal with it, because I mean, I
Speaker 1: talked about it before. I can't believe that I never
Speaker 1: knew how much blood comes out of me, and so
Speaker 1: one day I just didn't decide to put a tamp
Speaker 1: on it. Our whole lives were just like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: keep it in, oh, keep this away from people. Don't
Speaker 1: don't inconvenience anyone with this. Now, I want to spin
Speaker 1: up a little tamp on around on a string and
Speaker 1: fulling it at your fucking forehead. So mad, I'm so mad.
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, I don't know, driving to
Speaker 1: that thing today, the radio thing, and I'm just like
Speaker 1: furious about Roe v Wade. I just like and I was,
Speaker 1: I was leaving on your voice message about just being
Speaker 1: angry about other stuff, and she was like, dude, it's
Speaker 1: like everyone, we're all like so simmeringly. If you're not mad,
Speaker 1: you're not paying attention and I hate when people say that,
Speaker 1: but it's true, like you're not It's just, um, I
Speaker 1: just looked at a p heard myself on stage on
Speaker 1: Thursday night versus Saturday, and it was a different person.
Speaker 1: I mean not my shirt was on in one and
Speaker 1: my shirt was off another. But I just think that
Speaker 1: it was just like, I don't know, I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just not, uh, not feeling very good about stuff. I
Speaker 1: hate the Pantrex. It made me feel better, even though
Speaker 1: those people that left those notes probably did it before
Speaker 1: Rob Way got overturned and so it was a different world.
Speaker 1: We let's listen to some hope in women's voices for
Speaker 1: the last time. Let's get to fan trax. She's getting
Speaker 1: an abortion. I think most anti abortion. Okay, so let's
Speaker 1: start with calls from this week. Um, and let's start
Speaker 1: with Shamara pay Nikki Andrew and this is your bestie
Speaker 1: Shamera calling. I'm sure you remember me our meet and
Speaker 1: greet Nikkinie Andrew in Royal Oak because of my unfortunate events, um,
Speaker 1: like breaking down and the people help you get The
Speaker 1: besties helped me out and I made it to the
Speaker 1: show on time, which was really cool. And then I
Speaker 1: just wanted to say that I had so much to
Speaker 1: say to you guys, but I was a hot mess,
Speaker 1: express super nervous, and I just thought it was really
Speaker 1: awesome that like besties in general are like people that
Speaker 1: help others and we're like a little community and it's
Speaker 1: really cool what you guys have created in the pod.
Speaker 1: And I work as a firefighter e MT and when
Speaker 1: I'm not taking calls, I really enjoy listening to the
Speaker 1: pod and laughing, and I've been listening since you up days.
Speaker 1: You guys are just really great and you did great
Speaker 1: at the show and do and Jaded, Oh my god, Jaded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was so nice. I remember her. I remember that name.
Speaker 1: What a name, Shamearra. Also, what a badass firefighter? Fucking
Speaker 1: I know she's e MT firefighters. She's not taking calls
Speaker 1: out your show. She said, well, you gotta pass the
Speaker 1: MT before you get firefighter. Wait, you have to pass
Speaker 1: what might you have to start as an EMT? You
Speaker 1: know this? No? All right? Because does he want to
Speaker 1: be a firefighter. Um No, he wants to do more
Speaker 1: like rescue stuff in like wilderness. But he did he
Speaker 1: has volunteered as an EMT with the fire department, Andrews
Speaker 1: not wrong. Well, he's in a If he wants to
Speaker 1: do that, there's gonna be more like fires fighting fires
Speaker 1: out there. Is that what he wants to do? Or
Speaker 1: just rescue people off cliffs like Girl Scouts that didn't
Speaker 1: go in groups of three? Yeah, just like rescue a
Speaker 1: group of people mostly guys and the one girl that
Speaker 1: doesn't want to jump off the cliff, he wants to
Speaker 1: rescue her. Yes, okay, sweet, I'll see you this weekend.
Speaker 1: Did you know that Girl Scouts? You should always go
Speaker 1: places in groups of three because then someone there is
Speaker 1: to stay there with the victim or the person that's
Speaker 1: maybe injured, and then someone goes, so you always have
Speaker 1: two people in one place. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: remembered four four We'll get you by Smokey the Bear
Speaker 1: on the Woods. All right, next father, All right, here's
Speaker 1: another fun one from Justine on something you revealed this week.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's Justine in Michigan. Just so you guys,
Speaker 1: when you were in Royal Oak a great show. So
Speaker 1: I just listened about how your dad would freak out
Speaker 1: if the tiniest thing goes wrong, which actually made me
Speaker 1: think of my dad We literally nicknamed him wcs worst
Speaker 1: case scenario because he always jumps to the worst thing.
Speaker 1: If I came home and I was like, I have
Speaker 1: to tell you guys something, he would immediately respond with
Speaker 1: your pregnant. And I was like, no, I just got
Speaker 1: a bad grade on a test. But now I guess
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem so bad. So when I was sixteen,
Speaker 1: I drove to the mall to go shopping your jeans
Speaker 1: screwed out American Eagle. It was considered a mini skirt
Speaker 1: back then, but it was still like mid five. So
Speaker 1: I came home and he saw what I bought and
Speaker 1: immediately took it from me, drove back the thirty minutes
Speaker 1: to all to return it. Basically, you thought if I
Speaker 1: wore that, I'd get pregnant. Yeah, psycho. Anyways, just had
Speaker 1: to show that story. I love you guys. That's so funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know again, men just thinking we're sluts. No offense
Speaker 1: to your sweet dad. But men are conditioned to just
Speaker 1: be a dumb sled or too smart. Yeah, well, we're
Speaker 1: supposed to dress slutty to attract you. When you want
Speaker 1: to read getting too I do, and you realize you
Speaker 1: gotta put on skirts to attract a man um and
Speaker 1: then they hate you for it when they can't fuck you,
Speaker 1: And it's not that's not your dad thinks that men
Speaker 1: won't be able to resist you if you're wearing that skirt.
Speaker 1: It's probably his reasoning, not that you were some like
Speaker 1: you trollop. But at the same time, there's some kind
Speaker 1: of implication that you want men to rape you if
Speaker 1: you're wearing that. Like the whole what was she wearing
Speaker 1: thing is obviously what people say in a cartoonist world,
Speaker 1: which is not really that far off from what people
Speaker 1: actually say. Are you sure you want to report that
Speaker 1: that's a powerful family in these parts? Like that kind
Speaker 1: of ship? It is? It does I have a new
Speaker 1: and I don't think this is a new theory, but
Speaker 1: I do have a theory that all of the stems
Speaker 1: from men thinking we're sluts, being wanting us to be
Speaker 1: sluts but only sluts for them, and the fact that
Speaker 1: if they can't fuck us exclusively, and then then they
Speaker 1: don't want us to be sexual at all. Sorry. It
Speaker 1: fits in sliding scale to like men not being able
Speaker 1: to handle that you've had an ex boyfriend, or like
Speaker 1: that you fucked other men they know that you have.
Speaker 1: They can't hear about it because it's just too threatening.
Speaker 1: Tor He goes, what is that? Why does it lead
Speaker 1: to legislation that takes our ability to like control our
Speaker 1: own bodies? Why does it lead to that? Andrew? I
Speaker 1: know it's not your fault, but it's on the same continuum.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? And we it's not
Speaker 1: that women don't get jealous too, but we don't try
Speaker 1: to stop you from coming. What is it? I don't
Speaker 1: know as someone that do you agree with me? Final thought?
Speaker 1: What do you think men taking away all right to
Speaker 1: abortion is about? No, I think that has to do
Speaker 1: with it. I think it has to do with um.
Speaker 1: I just don't think they want independent, empowered women that
Speaker 1: can think for themselves and will probably vote against him
Speaker 1: because they're mostly men in Government's my reason why I
Speaker 1: don't think they want women to be empowered, because if
Speaker 1: we all get together and we really harness the strength
Speaker 1: of our sexuality, which is the thing they want us for,
Speaker 1: and then they if Monica Lewinsky wearing a little bit
Speaker 1: of a short skirt walking by the Oval office made
Speaker 1: some made a man give up every risk losing everything
Speaker 1: that his whole career had built to the number one
Speaker 1: position in the US government. He put that on, he
Speaker 1: put that at risk in the line of fire for
Speaker 1: a blowjob or two. What could women do? How much
Speaker 1: could women take over the world by just being a
Speaker 1: little bit more, Um pointed, And you know, organized about
Speaker 1: how we use our sexuality and how we don't give
Speaker 1: it away, how we use it to get it, we
Speaker 1: could take over the world. That's why they don't want
Speaker 1: us to have our sexuality. That's why they don't want
Speaker 1: us to want to feel like people poor. You want
Speaker 1: to keep everyone poor. The more kids you have, the
Speaker 1: more poor you're gonna be. That's how they look at
Speaker 1: which I find kind of weird because I'm like, then
Speaker 1: are they gonna Are these kids gonna vote Republican when
Speaker 1: they get older? I don't know, they're not going to vote.
Speaker 1: Poor people don't vote, and so their vote is negligible,
Speaker 1: like it doesn't the poor people can't get off work
Speaker 1: to vote because it had to be in an Amazon
Speaker 1: boxing facility for a hundred hours a week. So poor
Speaker 1: people don't vote because they also don't have a good
Speaker 1: education because they live in communities where we don't let
Speaker 1: them have good educations and they're working all the fucking
Speaker 1: time to make a wage that isn't even living. Talking
Speaker 1: my dad yesterday because my mom is like you and
Speaker 1: I are getting out right before it gets really bad
Speaker 1: to my dad, because it's true. They are the perfect
Speaker 1: for humanity. Being born in the fifties was the best
Speaker 1: time ever because you're gonna be gone before ship really
Speaker 1: starts getting funky. They had to go through Vietnam and
Speaker 1: ship my dad didn't get dropped. I mean there's always war. No, no,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm just saying, compared to the the atrocities
Speaker 1: of even modern times or and if we're going back
Speaker 1: further back in humanity, being born in the fifties in
Speaker 1: the United States is the greatest thing that could have
Speaker 1: ever happened. We're the lucky I mean you and I
Speaker 1: being born in your nineteen sixty three and me and
Speaker 1: we are so lucky too. But got hot in there.
Speaker 1: I always think kids should stay in I think kids
Speaker 1: should be in the womb until there are four or five.
Speaker 1: But then I guess as a woman, that would suck
Speaker 1: to be pregnant four years. But um, we got it.
Speaker 1: Then you don't have to deal with the baby it's
Speaker 1: not about the Well, this is kind of going again.
Speaker 1: Last and at the game, the baseball game to with
Speaker 1: my family, I hooked up for us the baby too myself,
Speaker 1: like we were almost going skydiving, like he was in
Speaker 1: front of me and I was his instructor. And it
Speaker 1: is so easy to have a baby like that where
Speaker 1: it's just attached to you and you don't have to
Speaker 1: hold it. Why doesn't every person carry a baby that way?
Speaker 1: I really need to know. And I understand it takes
Speaker 1: like a lot getting the baby and you fall on
Speaker 1: your stomach, it's dead. Well, if you carrying a baby,
Speaker 1: it's not a good thing either. I mean, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that's what I think it is. But I don't
Speaker 1: think that's what why they don't do it. I think
Speaker 1: it's because they're like, well, you gotta put the baby
Speaker 1: in and you have to strap it in. There's got
Speaker 1: there's gotta be a way that there's a thing an
Speaker 1: apparatus that you can wear where the baby can get
Speaker 1: in and out of it very quickly and you don't
Speaker 1: have to Like when I carry maryan a satchel, carrying
Speaker 1: something even a slightly like ten pounds become very cumbersome
Speaker 1: after a while. Oh my god. I was walking around
Speaker 1: that game and I was invisible. I think about flying.
Speaker 1: I look over people with babies when they fly. They
Speaker 1: can't nap. You gotta be fucking awake the whole time.
Speaker 1: This baby. Would you ever want one? Um? Last night
Speaker 1: at the baseball game, I went with my nephew and
Speaker 1: thee's another nephew. I was walking around the park. I
Speaker 1: got recognized a couple of times, but then I put
Speaker 1: that baby on my body and no fucking men looked
Speaker 1: at me. It was like I was invisible because they
Speaker 1: knew that I couldn't get fucked. It is insane how
Speaker 1: invisible you are when you have a baby on you,
Speaker 1: like from you think being pregnant. It's almost like sexual
Speaker 1: because you know that woman, like she's not burdened by
Speaker 1: a baby, yet you know she's the baby. You can
Speaker 1: make time to suck your dick. Still, Uh, there's not
Speaker 1: a baby. Yeah, But it was weird, like I went
Speaker 1: from I really felt invisible when I was holding Poppy's hand.
Speaker 1: I had this baby wrapped on me and no one
Speaker 1: looked at me, no, like you can tell that, And
Speaker 1: I looked cute. I was wearing short shorts, blong blonde
Speaker 1: hair like I was wearing a tiny tank top with
Speaker 1: no bra, but there's a baby from There's no one
Speaker 1: looking at me, and it was it just made me sad,
Speaker 1: maybe sad that like as soon as they're like, oh well,
Speaker 1: someone already came in that I don't want it. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry this is a man hating episode, but I don't
Speaker 1: hate all men. It's just a lot of you. Any
Speaker 1: final thoughts from you, Oh yeah, if you're going all right, guys,
Speaker 1: don't be cut and Ja