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Speaker 1: The nick Ger Podcast. Nicky, Hello here I am. It's

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Speaker 1: Nicky Laser Podcast. It's wednes Thursday. It's wednes Thursday. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. It's cat Chat with Noah and Andrew.

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Speaker 1: You guys are having a little cat chat before the

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Speaker 1: shat chat. What's going on with cat chat? About cats? Cats?

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Speaker 1: You know cats? Now? Did you know this much of

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Speaker 1: my cats? Before you had one? I had one in college.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't. I didn't kill it. Well, died at

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Speaker 1: your hands. It died in near my hands. It died, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it died. You know anyhow it do you talk about?

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Speaker 1: Do you honor its life through mango every every fourth week?

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Speaker 1: Every time you leave? Do you blow it all the candles? What?

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Speaker 1: What happened? Was it a heater? Uh? What I did

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Speaker 1: is I just lit its tail on fire and it

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Speaker 1: went off to it. When that happens, and you got

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Speaker 1: to pull out the cat's tail before you leave? Serial killers?

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Speaker 1: So that too, I don't remember the other day. Wait?

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Speaker 1: What did what did uh? Compared to your old cat? What?

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Speaker 1: No I just didn't. I wasn't. I was always drunk

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Speaker 1: and up until four am, so I didn't realize cats

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Speaker 1: stay awake all night because I was awake all night,

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Speaker 1: probably crying and writing poetry. But wouldn't it be like

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Speaker 1: flipping around and doing the things that Mango does, and

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't you be awake for that? You would think

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Speaker 1: I had no regullection recollection? What this capt you? Honestly

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Speaker 1: could be tried like possibly a serial killer based on

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Speaker 1: how tortured that cat was. And I'm too lazy. We've

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Speaker 1: already established this. Okay, So wait, what's going on with Mango? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he died yesterday to I froze him to death. I

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Speaker 1: did a different, complete opposite. He slept in my room

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Speaker 1: over and he's been sleeping while now. I was asking

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Speaker 1: Andrew because Buzzy will keep like three either three thirty

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Speaker 1: or four thirty on the dot. He jumps on the

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Speaker 1: bed and he starts making biscuits on me and he's peepers.

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Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's like when the cat purrs and

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Speaker 1: like he needs and I can't, like I have to

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Speaker 1: embrace it because it's so it's such like a special thing.

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Speaker 1: But he wakes me up and it's just it's throwing

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Speaker 1: off my sleep patterns. So I was asking Andrew if

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Speaker 1: Mango does the same thing our cat's nocturnal? Yes, why

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Speaker 1: did everyone know that? I don't know. It's fucking wild

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Speaker 1: what they do at night. I mean I think that's

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Speaker 1: in their blood. But is your cat a kiddie still?

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Speaker 1: And so it's it's still like have that, you know,

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Speaker 1: like puppy energy. Yeah, I mean Brandon still calls him

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Speaker 1: a kitten. I think he's like seven at this point,

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Speaker 1: but he's he's like ten months. I don't know when

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Speaker 1: a kittens on a kitten you've never googled after this

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Speaker 1: is going to stop. I don't think it's ops it does.

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Speaker 1: You definitely do not hear pat owners saying that my

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Speaker 1: cat goes wild all night every night. Yeah, they do

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Speaker 1: it forever until you train it. You gotta like train it.

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Speaker 1: You gotta feed it early, you gotta play with it

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Speaker 1: right before you go to bed. You gotta run them ragged. Right, Well,

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Speaker 1: can you just hurt on the white noise and lock

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Speaker 1: it out of the room and then not? Well, that's

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Speaker 1: the rub is is then you start hearing him make

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Speaker 1: a bomb in the kitchen. No. But I mean, if

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Speaker 1: you put on white noise, you hear anything. But as

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm not a white noise man. Oh yeah, Well, um, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not it's not that bad. It's not that bad.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's getting better. He's sleeping mostly through the night.

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Speaker 1: And also he foxs with Brenna with a nightca so

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Speaker 1: he'll sleep. He'll sleep on her neck, causing a rash,

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Speaker 1: which is pretty cool of him, and then he'll lick

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Speaker 1: that rash a week later like a fucking Now that's

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Speaker 1: a serial killer. That's so weird. Yeah, but he licks

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Speaker 1: the rash, he causes wild Oh my god, how does

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Speaker 1: he get up to her neck to lick it? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean on the bed? So he so she sleeps, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she sits on her back and he just fucking lads

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Speaker 1: right on her. Did she train herself to do that?

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Speaker 1: I trained her. I got No woman of mine will

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Speaker 1: be sleeping on their side expecting her face is not

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Speaker 1: touch anything. I mean she moves around, but even on

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Speaker 1: your side. A cat can sleep on your neck. They're

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Speaker 1: pretty limber. Did you ever sleep like have you ever

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Speaker 1: dating one with a cat? Well, my grandma died and

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Speaker 1: we inherited her cat for the like last couple of

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Speaker 1: years of its life. But it just hit underneath the

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Speaker 1: with our lives, but Tutsi couldn't let it go. We

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Speaker 1: would just tempt my dog, Speedo that we had when

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Speaker 1: like just so jealous of any attention we gave anyone else,

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Speaker 1: would just come over and be like So it was

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Speaker 1: really cute. Jealous. Yeah. I used to try to fight

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Speaker 1: my parents about how dogs don't get jealous because my

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Speaker 1: dadud be like, we know you need to give while

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Speaker 1: treat and I'd be like, whiley didn't do anything, and

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Speaker 1: treats are it's supposed to train a dog. They're not

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Speaker 1: just supposed to So you know, Luigi would sit, and

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Speaker 1: then we try to get Wiley to said, and he

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Speaker 1: wouldn't sit. So we give Luigi a treat and then

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Speaker 1: Wiley would have to get one because Luigi got one,

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Speaker 1: but Luigi earned it. Nap you already kept him up

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Speaker 1: all night sleep. I love giving a random treat to

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Speaker 1: a dog for doing nothing. I mean I do that

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Speaker 1: too when you know they they're hungry for dinner too

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Speaker 1: early or something. But treats. I think if dog trained

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Speaker 1: as are listening, I'm corrected, like because they get fat. Otherwise,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think. I think is going to be

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Speaker 1: a fact. Like cat that like like a kid that's

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Speaker 1: fed McDonald's. You went downstairs right now, where would that

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Speaker 1: cat be? What's it doing? We bottom? Uh, he looks

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Speaker 1: like a mountain climber. He's got a thing, a lot

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Speaker 1: of things all over your house. My cat is turned.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a burning man for cats. You have

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Speaker 1: all these sculptures and would Yeah, he's got a home.

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Speaker 1: He's got this like weird it looks like a like

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Speaker 1: a Nazi symbol. But fun, That's what I was talking about.

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Speaker 1: will be a lot though. Yeah, good investment. There's a

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Speaker 1: thing on the wall. It's suction into the fucking wind

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Speaker 1: shelves and it just cats like to be high. They

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Speaker 1: like to fucking looking guy when they want to fucking

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Speaker 1: tell you what's up? What is fun about having a cat?

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Speaker 1: They're fucking fun. This my cat is dope. But tell

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Speaker 1: me why, Like he'll fucking when he plays fetch. The

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Speaker 1: motherfucker can jump like nine ft in the air. Makes

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Speaker 1: me think a tiger could jump eighty feet in the air,

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Speaker 1: just based off the size. Like, seriously, the cat can

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Speaker 1: jump the counter you have out there straight up? Oh here,

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Speaker 1: I am how what the fuck? It's jumping like nine

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Speaker 1: times and time when you drop it, doesn't it just

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Speaker 1: he does that, he does this thing. He'll play fetch.

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Speaker 1: He'll literally play fetch. He'll grab it like a dog.

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Speaker 1: He can jump and I'll catch with both hands and

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Speaker 1: watch him in amazement. Yeah, it's like going to a circus,

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Speaker 1: so he's doing that all day though? Or is it

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Speaker 1: mostly like if you went down there, would you even

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Speaker 1: say hi to him? Like? Is he out? Is he

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Speaker 1: just like waiting for you? So I came in, I

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Speaker 1: but I got down there. I gave him a couple

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Speaker 1: on TikTok? On TikTok, he's the beautiful thing. He'll he'll

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Speaker 1: about a cat entertaining himself. Yes, but when they want

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Speaker 1: to be dependent, they're not annoying dependent. You know how

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Speaker 1: even have time for TikTok. He'll do this thing where

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Speaker 1: like he'll he'll bite me, but not so soft that

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Speaker 1: don't know, it's like a little massage. It's like a

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Speaker 1: little massage. You're trying to get your attention. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: just having fun. And then I'll go like this and

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Speaker 1: then you rub him and then he goes and then

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Speaker 1: a whole another plane of like don't play hide and seek,

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Speaker 1: why you shouldn't need them. They have personalities. A pig

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Speaker 1: would have that personality, no offense, but like Jane jumping

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Speaker 1: thing that people always just go, how can animals? It's

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Speaker 1: wild that this animal I thought was just this bead

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Speaker 1: Philip eyes But anyway, Karence Philip, Yes, yeah, the Canadians

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Speaker 1: and they have like like pac Man mouths. Yeah, yes, anyways,

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Speaker 1: a puffer fish that does this amazing artwork for it

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Speaker 1: takes a week and he's working twenty four hours a day,

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Speaker 1: with the title like the Currents of the Ocean, and

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Speaker 1: he just like like kind of fluffs along the sand

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Speaker 1: and then it'll take a little seashells and put them

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Speaker 1: up and once you zoom out, it's this huge crop

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Speaker 1: circle like thing that has I mean, it's gorgeous. It

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Speaker 1: looks like a dream catcher and it's to attractive mate,

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Speaker 1: and it's it's crazy like you see it like pick

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Speaker 1: craziest thing I've ever seen, is that on? Like what's

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Speaker 1: I think Planet Earth or one of those like the

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Speaker 1: puff of fish Works installment. Like if you didn't know

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Speaker 1: the puffer fish. It that you would think aliens are

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Speaker 1: what I mean, But what what's the difference between that

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Speaker 1: Why isn't that an alien? Nothing? Yeah, why don't we

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Speaker 1: eat cat? Why doesn't anyone eat cat? Because who eats cat?

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Speaker 1: on the phone and if they're in the next room

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Speaker 1: or on video conference in person plummets they're liking of them.

423
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: Men say they like they like smart women. So the

424
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 1: problem is we do not as a species understand what

425
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Speaker 1: we actually like. We say we like something, but then

426
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: our actions say different. And this was an extensive study

427
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Speaker 1: that found that. Because it makes that, it means that

428
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Speaker 1: you but what are you are you talking about? I

429
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Speaker 1: know you know this word opinionated sounds bad, but you Q? Okay,

430
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 1: how about it? Okay? Interesting? Yeah, I don't just straight

431
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Speaker 1: up I Q because there's I don't know how much

432
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Speaker 1: of it has to be with intelligence verse like it's

433
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Speaker 1: intelligence man. But why would we hate Why would we

434
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 1: hate to someone being smart? Like what does that do?

435
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: Because they see through our bullshit and then call us out? Yes, okay,

436
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: so then let's say a smart person that doesn't always

437
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: call out ship that they know. You know what I mean.

438
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 1: There's a difference. If you, guys know a woman is

439
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: smarter than you based on test scores, you will like

440
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 1: her less interesting no matter what she looks like. You know,

441
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm guessing looks can probably trump this a

442
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: little bit, but um, yeah, based on I'm just saying, like,

443
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: if you dated a guy that was smarter than you,

444
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Speaker 1: that did better on the S A, T S whatever,

445
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: and then like saw through bullshit that you did all

446
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 1: the time, would you hate that he's smarter? Would you

447
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 1: hate someone being like well, actually, George Herbert? But it's

448
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: not like, of course that person is annoying. I know.

449
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: Is about men who perceive a woman that they have

450
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 1: not met to be smarter. They will not like a

451
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 1: woman more based on nothing else than knowing test scores.

452
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: But you don't know what you actually like is what

453
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,719
Speaker 1: they found. Because every guy says what you says say

454
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: and then most of the guys in my d M

455
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Speaker 1: say is not true for me true? Let me just

456
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 1: read some of them. I'm so not true. I'm actually

457
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Speaker 1: the contrary. And it's just like cah um. I just

458
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 1: wanted to find I wish I wanted to say that

459
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: I've met a lot of smart people where you have

460
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,919
Speaker 1: no idea how smart they are, because this is a

461
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: study where men do know. So if you were to

462
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 1: meet someone, if this is when you do find out

463
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 1: someone smart, you know, aside from the person yet like

464
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: a woman less. I wonder like how they conducted the

465
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: study though, like that's what I'm trying to find because

466
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Speaker 1: it's it is. The way they did it was really

467
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Speaker 1: interesting actually, and that's always what I love reading about

468
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 1: these scientific studies is how they do it, and because

469
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: they're always so um. I mean, it is interesting to think,

470
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 1: like if you went on Bumble or Tinder and someone

471
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Speaker 1: if there was a box of like what's your s

472
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Speaker 1: a t score and to see how that affects if

473
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Speaker 1: men would swipe right or not. Men may like the

474
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Speaker 1: idea of a smart woman, but they don't want to date.

475
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: One new research suggests that dating as a woman is

476
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Speaker 1: in fact the worst. This is from the Huffington Post. Okay,

477
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Speaker 1: let me just go to it. Oh my god, Men's wait,

478
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 1: hold on, Men's say say they want the group doing

479
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: Andrew talk. Maybe like they're like the woman walked in

480
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 1: and she had glasses on, and the like fuck that,

481
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm not sucking man look at her glasses like like

482
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: a librarian. He didn't like her out. We look at

483
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,439
Speaker 1: her with a beaker. Yeah, okay, so until she sp

484
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 1: him with a bracelet. Yeah, so this was this is

485
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: from I guess this is a thing that was posted

486
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: a while ago and I just came across it. But

487
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: this is I mean, the research is all still there.

488
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: Um do men not actually want to date? A series

489
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: of studies asked how how far men and women have

490
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 1: progressed after looking into mating purposes of more than five

491
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: thousand men and women. Um. Uh, men desire smart, strong,

492
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 1: successful women. Seven percent of men said they would date

493
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: a woman who was more intellectual than they were, who

494
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 1: was better educated, and who did make considerly more money

495
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Speaker 1: than they did. Said that they were in to a

496
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 1: woman who is confident and self assured. Um, what, this

497
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 1: doesn't do it? Maybe it was just like that they

498
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 1: say they want no, no, no, this is not a headline, Okay,

499
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: so here we go. In the first version of the study,

500
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Speaker 1: the researchers had this is a different study, had a

501
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: hundred and five undergraduate men read a hypothetical scenario about

502
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Speaker 1: a woman who scored better than them on a test,

503
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: and then asked them to rate how romantically desirable that

504
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: woman seemed. In the second, they had a hundred fifty

505
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: one undergraduate men take an intelligence test and then asked

506
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Speaker 1: them if they'd like to meet the woman down the

507
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: hall who either scored better or worse than them on

508
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: the test. Both of these studies found that when men

509
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: imagined a hypothetical woman who was smarter than that they

510
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: were or only knew of the woman in an abstract sense,

511
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: they were interested in meeting her and even dating her.

512
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: In the next two versions of the study, men interacted

513
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Speaker 1: with a woman who either performed better or worse on

514
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: an intelligence test than they did. After the participants met

515
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: the woman, took the test while seated next to her

516
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: and heard both of their scores read aloud. Male participants

517
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: were asked to move their hair across from the women's chair.

518
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: They were then told to take a survey about their

519
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: first impressions of the other, specifically how attractive and desirable

520
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: they found each other. The researchers looked at the distance

521
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: between the two chairs as a measure of how attracted

522
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: the man was to the woman. Men who were partnered

523
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: with a woman who scored higher on the intelligence says

524
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: felt the need to physically distance themselves from her when

525
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: moving their chairs. They also tended to rate her as

526
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: less attractive and desirable to date than men who interacted

527
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: with the women who scored worse than they had. Boom,

528
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: But these women look different, and it's and it's after

529
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: they were like shamed in front of them, you know,

530
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: like embarrassed for getting a lower score. So did that hook?

531
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: Guess what? That's what's going to happen in a relationship

532
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: of your data woman. If you took two women, one

533
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: being dumb as fuck and also not attractive, and then

534
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: one means smartest, fucking attractive, the chairs going towards. In

535
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: the fifth version, men were either told they were there

536
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: was a woman in the room next door, or they

537
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: were seated face to face with a woman. Participants and

538
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: the woman shared basic information like name, relationship status, age,

539
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: and you're in school. Then they took an intelligence test

540
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: side by side, and we're told their scores allowed. The

541
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: men were told the woman either scored higher or lower

542
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: on the test, no matter how well they did. Finally,

543
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 1: participants filled out a survey measuring how much they related

544
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: to various stereotypical masculine qualities and how interested they were

545
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: in the Roman women romantically. Um. The last two versions

546
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: of the study found that men were less interested in

547
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: dating and interacting with a smarter woman when she was

548
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: face to face with them. However, in the fifth study,

549
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: when she was psychologically distanced supposedly in the next room,

550
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: there was no difference in men's desire to date or

551
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: interact with her, no matter how well she scored in

552
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: the test. So multiple tests confirm that a woman, regardless

553
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: of her looks, when in a room with a man

554
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: and she knows she's smarter, doesn't want to be near her.

555
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: But when she's in the other room and they don't

556
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: actually have to be near her. This reminds me of

557
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: um guys before they realize like the responsibility of having

558
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,239
Speaker 1: sex with a woman and what it means, being like

559
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: I would love to be in a relationship, and then

560
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: they fuck you and then they're like change their mind

561
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: or like just saying what just assuming that you can

562
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: do things, Oh, I can jump that high and you

563
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: try to jump on the counter like you can't and

564
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: you can't, but you can't. Like you want a smart woman,

565
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: and yet when you're faced with one, no, like, no,

566
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: I get it. I mean I think a lot of

567
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: men are insecure and fucking they're little bitches when it

568
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: comes to empowered women and like independent women and women

569
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: making more money and women being the breadwinners. They hate it. Yeah,

570
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: but it's it, says the takeaway. We don't always know

571
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: what we want, even if we think we do. It

572
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: seems that even if men say they want a smarter woman,

573
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 1: when push comes to shove, they're not so into women

574
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,719
Speaker 1: who threaten their own intelligence. Uh, They're finding suggests that

575
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: there are conditions under which self protective concerns may trump

576
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 1: qualities of partners that seem desirable at a distance. Translation,

577
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: men who blow off intelligent women might just be protecting

578
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: their fragile, masculine egos. It's a bummer. I feel like,

579
00:31:52,440 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not good me. No, like like look great, drool.

580
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: I think like you could date intelligent women and you

581
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: could be smarter in other ways than her just being booked.

582
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: I know, you ever pretended to be dumb in front

583
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: of a guy or just knew that your intelligence would

584
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: threaten them, so you just kind of play dumb. Honestly,

585
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: I do it all the time, all the time in

586
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: work settings, not in my relationship because I used to

587
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: do it in relationships when I was not in healthy ones,

588
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: but in work settings all the time. And I I

589
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: just want to say, because I am a feminist, I

590
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: want to say I use it to my advantage and

591
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: if a guy is dumb enough to fall for it,

592
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 1: it helps me get what I want. So agreed, I mean,

593
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: we do stuff. Can you remember points in times where

594
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: you played smart as smart as you can? And I'm backfired?

595
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying. So why are we playing dumb?

596
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: Why are you? Because I've never tried to play smart?

597
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: I know, But why would do that thing? I'm smart? Interesting?

598
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: That would make me lose a job. But but we

599
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: don't know that. I mean, there are times where I

600
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: know that when men like to be cocked a little bit,

601
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: and they love us, they love a woman telling them

602
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: what to do, and especially if but if someone is

603
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: mine if I'm a subordinate, No chance am I ever?

604
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: When I because I just have. I think women are

605
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: good at reading a room because we have to be,

606
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: because men can murder us. We have to know when

607
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: they're going to be ticked off. Um we have. We

608
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: just have better instincts for reading people than men do.

609
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: I think, and I think that I can absolutely tell

610
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: when a man. I've seen it happen before, where men

611
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: just turn off or turn just stop talking to you

612
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: or stop addressing you because you've you've um been smarter

613
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: about something than they have, and so you just have

614
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: to go. I don't know how to you work this

615
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: remote ox, I don't know what is? How do you

616
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: put it? I don't do that, just like match it

617
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: or I just like I'm very curious about things and

618
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: ask them questions, like explain things even though I might

619
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 1: know already. But it's like disarms them and then go

620
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: in for the kill. Yes, I mean yeah, I won't

621
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: play to me, but I will not try to I

622
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: will not. I will help them get at the answer themselves,

623
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: almost like a second grade teacher being like, and then

624
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: what if I do carry the two there? What would happen?

625
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 1: You think and then they go for and I go, oh, yeah, okay,

626
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: good job. I wouldn't have gotten that. I think that.

627
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: But it's just interesting. I think it's a lot of

628
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 1: things happen for women to play smart because I don't

629
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 1: think i'm smart, so I kill it with So if

630
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: I'm in a room, I go with humor, and that's

631
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 1: how I get things. Yes, that's how I get a job,

632
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: or how that's how I go you know what I mean, Like,

633
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: it's never high play up to my highest intelligence because

634
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, right, I've seen you be smart in

635
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: the room and then you say something like, um, well,

636
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: like you'll say you'll use a word wrong, which isn't

637
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: really about intelligence. I mean in some ways it is,

638
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: but you'll like say, um, what was the one that

639
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: you were like, I'm on hyenas. You'll say something like

640
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: that and people go hyenas and you go, well, I'm Tom,

641
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 1: I'm Tom com guy, I'm not top top you. Literally

642
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: that isn't exagerate. You'll just go, wow, I'm done, I'm coming,

643
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: and then it's like you're turned off. I'm turned well, yeah,

644
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: I mean there are down because you just go, oh god,

645
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: I'm stupid. Because it probably brings you back to being

646
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: so I feel like if I'm not being listened to,

647
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm just something like don't we are listening? As you said,

648
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: I strong first of all, that was three times, you know,

649
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 1: like I think those things are not signs of intelligence.

650
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: That's you just like not caring if it's sirked or

651
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: circus olf. I'm getting stuff from someone that maybe I

652
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: would want. I I tend to shut down instead of

653
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: pushing even harder to make them like me more. No,

654
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: I can't. I just can't. Yeah, I've done it before,

655
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: and it's just and you never get the reaction that

656
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 1: you are pushing for usually, I mean it doesn't really. Yeah,

657
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: I used to when when a boyfriend would get mad

658
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 1: at me, or and then you go to like talking

659
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: like this more and like being like oh this is yummy,

660
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: or like just being like fake like new friends. What

661
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: person I used to say, like why are you being

662
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: new friends? Suddenly it's like downtown this is this isn't

663
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,839
Speaker 1: a best get um, but yeah that's get uh Yeah,

664
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: I mean that that is that is very hard for

665
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 1: me to do. Is not turned into people pleasing when

666
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 1: like someone doesn't like me, even a girl getting really

667
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 1: really nice, where I will actually treat her better than

668
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: anyone I've ever treated anyone in my life because she

669
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 1: doesn't because she's a horrible person, and she ends up

670
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: getting the best of me, like all my energy to

671
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: be so kind, so complimentary, so sweet because she's a cunt.

672
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: It's so weird when that happens. It's whependency because we

673
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: are desperate. But codependency isn't a bad thing. Like I

674
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: think codependency gets a bad rap, but like, no, it's

675
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: not like we need each other. We humans need. No, no, no,

676
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: you're looking. It's codependency is um basic happiness this person

677
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: like me, basing your happiness on someone else's feelings, it's

678
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: not that like we rely on each other. That's what

679
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 1: I used to was as well. But it's the emotional thing, right,

680
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's my whole thing. Like I I

681
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: think I'm shipped, So unless someone else thinks I'm good,

682
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: then I must be. If anyone ever has any seeking

683
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: suspension that I'm ship boy, it's just then what then

684
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: what does my The only thing that's holding up my

685
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 1: tent is the tent poles of people thinking I'm better

686
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: than I think I am. So those go away. I've

687
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: got nothing, you know, like that water tent. Well t Yeah,

688
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: a tent that's doesn't have polls or doesn't polls is

689
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 1: still a fucking tent. It's so true, it doesn't really matter.

690
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: I'm a mailbox. Um, all right, that's gonna be. That's

691
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 1: gonna be my wooco song a mailbox. Alright, guys, let's

692
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: take a quick break and something like that. Alright, we're back.

693
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:40,280
Speaker 1: Let's do the news you heard. Oh man, it's Thursday, folks.

694
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It is Thursday. What are

695
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: you gonna do is July four? If you fire off

696
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: fireworks out of your asshole or are you gonna suck

697
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 1: it down like an animal? I hope you're having all

698
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: the wait what, um, what are you doing for fireworks?

699
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: There's gotta be something St. Louis. Are you leaving guns

700
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 1: or something in Louis or something? I mean, every night,

701
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: how do you think that's your life? That's January one,

702
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: that's New Year's that's that's a real thing. People still

703
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: do it. I mean, you don't have to worry about

704
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: bullets fly. It's not like floor bring a steel umbrella

705
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: like on the third floor. I'm selling range. No, I'm

706
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: the twelve. It's gonna hit me first, gonna shoot up

707
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: and go right down. We're gonna be yea, we are

708
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: gonna be off on our birthday. Where you going? I

709
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: know it's no nation. Um, I'm going to upstate New York.

710
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: Keen New York girls trip. No, no, no, I'm going

711
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: on boys trip. Yeah, I'm going with great Nikki. So

712
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 1: I have a I have a great story for you. Yes, okay,

713
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: so okay, so just y I for your future trip

714
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: or trips. Traffic to the Hampton's has gotten so bad

715
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: that rich New Yorkers are getting bladder surgery and bladder

716
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: botox to avoid bathroom break on the drive. That's so stupid.

717
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: I love a bathroom trip. I love going stopping on

718
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: a rest stop for a bathroom break. I love it.

719
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: The problem doesn't take that. That's why I gotta got it. Okay.

720
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,720
Speaker 1: I thought people were just like I don't want to stop.

721
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, Yeah, there's a stretch there all

722
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: go through your Hampton's cattle. Yeah, back in the day,

723
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 1: there's a stretch between East and South. For a while there,

724
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: people are just helicoptering in hilicopter. H No, I've I've

725
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: taken helicopters in and out to Hampies and so really

726
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: I would not do it again. And onlyopters really very scary,

727
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: so scary. Um I would take a passenger bus now though,

728
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: because I have no fear of that. But um, I'm

729
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: going on a girls trip with eleven girls on my

730
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: nightmare kid. But this week get I'm going on a

731
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 1: yeah upstate to watch fireworks and um jump off cliffs

732
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: and uh and I'll write a suicide not before I

733
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: do that. No, it's like a cliff situation. I'm not

734
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: doing the cliff jumping. No. Sere Lena did it once

735
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: and she got a she it looked like a bullet wound.

736
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 1: It was this gigantic bruise. She was like, Nicky, never

737
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 1: do that. Ever. She was like, you know all the

738
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: boys do it. I have no interest in doing it.

739
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 1: Shallow one short one. Maybe I'll feel that. No, it's

740
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 1: it's I don't. I don't want to do anything that

741
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: is not actually approved by state law to be safe.

742
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,720
Speaker 1: This is just a bunch of boys being like that's fine.

743
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: Also like bladder surgery, dicks and European gatorade. Yeah, you

744
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:51,959
Speaker 1: need more gatorade a lot more than you think. It's wild.

745
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 1: It's like you were talking about poop, Like food compacts

746
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 1: down too little. I don't know what's going on. Someone's

747
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: saying some mean stuff to out water. Um. Yeah, it's

748
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: so hard. I got so much pissed all over me. Yeah,

749
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: I mean I might as well just have pissed all

750
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: over myself and save the gator Well. It's also hard

751
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: to figure out what as a woman, where the pea

752
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: comes from, and where to put the bottle over because

753
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: it's just like starts just going everywhere, because especially when

754
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: you first start peeing in a car, it trickles out. Yeah,

755
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: like if you I would just put it like up

756
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 1: in it, like on it, covering all every space. Used

757
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 1: to just put a yeah, just right up there. But

758
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: it's hard to pee not in the toilet because we're

759
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 1: so used to going to toilets. You guys are used

760
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: to standing up it being like maybe going in the woods.

761
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: Can you cut it off like guys cam. Yes. My

762
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: friend Holly can't though, because she was warm shirt and

763
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: she doesn't have any eiggles. Man, she needs a whole leader. Now,

764
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 1: that was that was what we discovered in high school

765
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 1: she had a peining problem where she would pee every

766
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: time she laughed too hard, and it would all like

767
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: she would plug up her vagina with her foot, like

768
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: she'd fall to the ground, plug up her vagina with

769
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: her heel. And once it started, though it was too late,

770
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: which I didn't understand. None of us understood. We just

771
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: thought it wasn't that big of a deal because if

772
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: she pete a little bit, like, who cares, it's funny.

773
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: But we didn't realize is that once Holla starts beeing,

774
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: it does there's no off switch. And we didn't realize

775
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: it until one day when I was in the bathroom

776
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: and I was talking to Hollow, like I had a

777
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: bathroom off my bedroom, and I was talking to her

778
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: from She was in my bedroom like all my bed,

779
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: like flipping through my CD book or something, and I'm

780
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: talking to her from the bathroom and I'm like, so

781
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 1: later on, what movie do you want to watch tonight?

782
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: And and she talked and I couldn't hear her over

783
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: my pace sounds, so I stopped my peace dream and

784
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: she answered, you know, like dropped dead Fred. And then

785
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's a good idea. And they

786
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: started peeing again, and she goes and then I was,

787
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, her face around the corner, and

788
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: she goes, what the funk was that? And I was like,

789
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: what do you mean? She was like, why did you

790
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: stop being in the start again? And I was like,

791
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: what do you? What do you I couldn't understand it,

792
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: but she was like, I don't know what that is.

793
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: She had never done that that. It just everything comes out.

794
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: It's like a sprinkler system in a you know, if

795
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: you set up the sprinklers, they just don't stop until

796
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: they're all out right at the top of the gatorade,

797
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: and you know you're gonna get piss on you, but

798
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: you just can't help. You can't stop it either, and

799
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 1: then you stop it, but then you always get shot

800
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: when you see bottles of Gatorade with pissing them around

801
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: New York City with tax cab drivers, just like, why

802
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: did it always Gatorade? Because I think they had like

803
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: a bigger hole at the top. Um I have a

804
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: confession the owner of what's going on. So this has

805
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 1: not happened to me yet, but last night, after Buzzy

806
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: woke me up in the middle of the night, I

807
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: went back to sleep and I had a dream, and uh,

808
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: it was a dream that I was hanging out with you, Nikki.

809
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: You were in my dream. That was really cool. We

810
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: were like in this like mansion and we were outside

811
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: at the pool and you decided you didn't like your

812
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: bathing suit anymore. So you just like got out of

813
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: the pool and all of a sudden, you like pull

814
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: your entire bathing shoot off, and I saw your puss.

815
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what did it look like? It was no, huh,

816
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: But she's playing down it like like she didn't want

817
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: to intimidate you. It was she isn't another room, so

818
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: you might be okay. It was bald, and you were

819
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: going to go inside the house to look for another

820
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: bathing suit. And I'm thinking, like, oh, but there's people

821
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: in the house and think he's gonna go in there naked.

822
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: She's just gonna do that. That's kind of like my

823
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: new thing. I want to be more naked. Uh. Maybe

824
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: that's why of it, I really yeah, maybe it is

825
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: in line with like exactly what I want to start doing.

826
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: Like I just I think that we need to just

827
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 1: have our bodies out and make people deal with them

828
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: no matter what. You look like, like, just take your

829
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: fucking shirts off. I'm just so I want I want

830
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: people have to look at our vaginas and have to

831
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,439
Speaker 1: deal with like, this is what it is. I want

832
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 1: to bleed everywhere and be like, this is what comes

833
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: out of me every fucking month, you know, like I

834
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: want people to deal with it, because I mean, I

835
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: talked about it before. I can't believe that I never

836
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 1: knew how much blood comes out of me, and so

837
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 1: one day I just didn't decide to put a tamp

838
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: on it. Our whole lives were just like no, no, no,

839
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: keep it in, oh, keep this away from people. Don't

840
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:22,760
Speaker 1: don't inconvenience anyone with this. Now, I want to spin

841
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 1: up a little tamp on around on a string and

842
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: fulling it at your fucking forehead. So mad, I'm so mad.

843
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, I don't know, driving to

844
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: that thing today, the radio thing, and I'm just like

845
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: furious about Roe v Wade. I just like and I was,

846
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: I was leaving on your voice message about just being

847
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 1: angry about other stuff, and she was like, dude, it's

848
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:52,399
Speaker 1: like everyone, we're all like so simmeringly. If you're not mad,

849
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: you're not paying attention and I hate when people say that,

850
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: but it's true, like you're not It's just, um, I

851
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: just looked at a p heard myself on stage on

852
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: Thursday night versus Saturday, and it was a different person.

853
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: I mean not my shirt was on in one and

854
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: my shirt was off another. But I just think that

855
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,399
Speaker 1: it was just like, I don't know, I'm just I'm

856
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: just not, uh, not feeling very good about stuff. I

857
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: hate the Pantrex. It made me feel better, even though

858
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 1: those people that left those notes probably did it before

859
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: Rob Way got overturned and so it was a different world.

860
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: We let's listen to some hope in women's voices for

861
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: the last time. Let's get to fan trax. She's getting

862
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:44,959
Speaker 1: an abortion. I think most anti abortion. Okay, so let's

863
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: start with calls from this week. Um, and let's start

864
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: with Shamara pay Nikki Andrew and this is your bestie

865
00:47:55,440 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: Shamera calling. I'm sure you remember me our meet and

866
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: greet Nikkinie Andrew in Royal Oak because of my unfortunate events, um,

867
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 1: like breaking down and the people help you get The

868
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: besties helped me out and I made it to the

869
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 1: show on time, which was really cool. And then I

870
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: just wanted to say that I had so much to

871
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: say to you guys, but I was a hot mess,

872
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: express super nervous, and I just thought it was really

873
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 1: awesome that like besties in general are like people that

874
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 1: help others and we're like a little community and it's

875
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,240
Speaker 1: really cool what you guys have created in the pod.

876
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: And I work as a firefighter e MT and when

877
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: I'm not taking calls, I really enjoy listening to the

878
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: pod and laughing, and I've been listening since you up days.

879
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: You guys are just really great and you did great

880
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: at the show and do and Jaded, Oh my god, Jaded. Yeah,

881
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: she was so nice. I remember her. I remember that name.

882
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 1: What a name, Shamearra. Also, what a badass firefighter? Fucking

883
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: I know she's e MT firefighters. She's not taking calls

884
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: out your show. She said, well, you gotta pass the

885
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: MT before you get firefighter. Wait, you have to pass

886
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: what might you have to start as an EMT? You

887
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: know this? No? All right? Because does he want to

888
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: be a firefighter. Um No, he wants to do more

889
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: like rescue stuff in like wilderness. But he did he

890
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: has volunteered as an EMT with the fire department, Andrews

891
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: not wrong. Well, he's in a If he wants to

892
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: do that, there's gonna be more like fires fighting fires

893
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: out there. Is that what he wants to do? Or

894
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 1: just rescue people off cliffs like Girl Scouts that didn't

895
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: go in groups of three? Yeah, just like rescue a

896
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: group of people mostly guys and the one girl that

897
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 1: doesn't want to jump off the cliff, he wants to

898
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: rescue her. Yes, okay, sweet, I'll see you this weekend.

899
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: Did you know that Girl Scouts? You should always go

900
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: places in groups of three because then someone there is

901
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: to stay there with the victim or the person that's

902
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: maybe injured, and then someone goes, so you always have

903
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: two people in one place. I don't know why I

904
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 1: remembered four four We'll get you by Smokey the Bear

905
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:17,879
Speaker 1: on the Woods. All right, next father, All right, here's

906
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 1: another fun one from Justine on something you revealed this week.

907
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's Justine in Michigan. Just so you guys,

908
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 1: when you were in Royal Oak a great show. So

909
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: I just listened about how your dad would freak out

910
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: if the tiniest thing goes wrong, which actually made me

911
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: think of my dad We literally nicknamed him wcs worst

912
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 1: case scenario because he always jumps to the worst thing.

913
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: If I came home and I was like, I have

914
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: to tell you guys something, he would immediately respond with

915
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: your pregnant. And I was like, no, I just got

916
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: a bad grade on a test. But now I guess

917
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem so bad. So when I was sixteen,

918
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 1: I drove to the mall to go shopping your jeans

919
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: screwed out American Eagle. It was considered a mini skirt

920
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: back then, but it was still like mid five. So

921
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: I came home and he saw what I bought and

922
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,280
Speaker 1: immediately took it from me, drove back the thirty minutes

923
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: to all to return it. Basically, you thought if I

924
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,879
Speaker 1: wore that, I'd get pregnant. Yeah, psycho. Anyways, just had

925
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 1: to show that story. I love you guys. That's so funny. Yeah,

926
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 1: you know again, men just thinking we're sluts. No offense

927
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: to your sweet dad. But men are conditioned to just

928
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: be a dumb sled or too smart. Yeah, well, we're

929
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: supposed to dress slutty to attract you. When you want

930
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 1: to read getting too I do, and you realize you

931
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: gotta put on skirts to attract a man um and

932
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: then they hate you for it when they can't fuck you,

933
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: And it's not that's not your dad thinks that men

934
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: won't be able to resist you if you're wearing that skirt.

935
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: It's probably his reasoning, not that you were some like

936
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: you trollop. But at the same time, there's some kind

937
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: of implication that you want men to rape you if

938
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,760
Speaker 1: you're wearing that. Like the whole what was she wearing

939
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 1: thing is obviously what people say in a cartoonist world,

940
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,399
Speaker 1: which is not really that far off from what people

941
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: actually say. Are you sure you want to report that

942
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: that's a powerful family in these parts? Like that kind

943
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: of ship? It is? It does I have a new

944
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: and I don't think this is a new theory, but

945
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 1: I do have a theory that all of the stems

946
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 1: from men thinking we're sluts, being wanting us to be

947
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: sluts but only sluts for them, and the fact that

948
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 1: if they can't fuck us exclusively, and then then they

949
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: don't want us to be sexual at all. Sorry. It

950
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: fits in sliding scale to like men not being able

951
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 1: to handle that you've had an ex boyfriend, or like

952
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: that you fucked other men they know that you have.

953
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,760
Speaker 1: They can't hear about it because it's just too threatening.

954
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: Tor He goes, what is that? Why does it lead

955
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: to legislation that takes our ability to like control our

956
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 1: own bodies? Why does it lead to that? Andrew? I

957
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 1: know it's not your fault, but it's on the same continuum.

958
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? And we it's not

959
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 1: that women don't get jealous too, but we don't try

960
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:06,399
Speaker 1: to stop you from coming. What is it? I don't

961
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: know as someone that do you agree with me? Final thought?

962
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 1: What do you think men taking away all right to

963
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: abortion is about? No, I think that has to do

964
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: with it. I think it has to do with um.

965
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,839
Speaker 1: I just don't think they want independent, empowered women that

966
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 1: can think for themselves and will probably vote against him

967
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: because they're mostly men in Government's my reason why I

968
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: don't think they want women to be empowered, because if

969
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: we all get together and we really harness the strength

970
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: of our sexuality, which is the thing they want us for,

971
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 1: and then they if Monica Lewinsky wearing a little bit

972
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: of a short skirt walking by the Oval office made

973
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: some made a man give up every risk losing everything

974
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: that his whole career had built to the number one

975
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: position in the US government. He put that on, he

976
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 1: put that at risk in the line of fire for

977
00:53:56,560 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: a blowjob or two. What could women do? How much

978
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: could women take over the world by just being a

979
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 1: little bit more, Um pointed, And you know, organized about

980
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 1: how we use our sexuality and how we don't give

981
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,359
Speaker 1: it away, how we use it to get it, we

982
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 1: could take over the world. That's why they don't want

983
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 1: us to have our sexuality. That's why they don't want

984
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 1: us to want to feel like people poor. You want

985
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 1: to keep everyone poor. The more kids you have, the

986
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: more poor you're gonna be. That's how they look at

987
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: which I find kind of weird because I'm like, then

988
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: are they gonna Are these kids gonna vote Republican when

989
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: they get older? I don't know, they're not going to vote.

990
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: Poor people don't vote, and so their vote is negligible,

991
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: like it doesn't the poor people can't get off work

992
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: to vote because it had to be in an Amazon

993
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,879
Speaker 1: boxing facility for a hundred hours a week. So poor

994
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,839
Speaker 1: people don't vote because they also don't have a good

995
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 1: education because they live in communities where we don't let

996
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: them have good educations and they're working all the fucking

997
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 1: time to make a wage that isn't even living. Talking

998
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: my dad yesterday because my mom is like you and

999
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,479
Speaker 1: I are getting out right before it gets really bad

1000
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: to my dad, because it's true. They are the perfect

1001
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 1: for humanity. Being born in the fifties was the best

1002
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,760
Speaker 1: time ever because you're gonna be gone before ship really

1003
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 1: starts getting funky. They had to go through Vietnam and

1004
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: ship my dad didn't get dropped. I mean there's always war. No, no,

1005
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 1: I know, I'm just saying, compared to the the atrocities

1006
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: of even modern times or and if we're going back

1007
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: further back in humanity, being born in the fifties in

1008
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: the United States is the greatest thing that could have

1009
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: ever happened. We're the lucky I mean you and I

1010
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: being born in your nineteen sixty three and me and

1011
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: we are so lucky too. But got hot in there.

1012
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: I always think kids should stay in I think kids

1013
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: should be in the womb until there are four or five.

1014
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,839
Speaker 1: But then I guess as a woman, that would suck

1015
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: to be pregnant four years. But um, we got it.

1016
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: Then you don't have to deal with the baby it's

1017
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: not about the Well, this is kind of going again.

1018
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 1: Last and at the game, the baseball game to with

1019
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 1: my family, I hooked up for us the baby too myself,

1020
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 1: like we were almost going skydiving, like he was in

1021
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: front of me and I was his instructor. And it

1022
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: is so easy to have a baby like that where

1023
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 1: it's just attached to you and you don't have to

1024
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:28,839
Speaker 1: hold it. Why doesn't every person carry a baby that way?

1025
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 1: I really need to know. And I understand it takes

1026
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 1: like a lot getting the baby and you fall on

1027
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 1: your stomach, it's dead. Well, if you carrying a baby,

1028
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: it's not a good thing either. I mean, I'm just

1029
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: saying that's what I think it is. But I don't

1030
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: think that's what why they don't do it. I think

1031
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: it's because they're like, well, you gotta put the baby

1032
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,879
Speaker 1: in and you have to strap it in. There's got

1033
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: there's gotta be a way that there's a thing an

1034
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 1: apparatus that you can wear where the baby can get

1035
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,919
Speaker 1: in and out of it very quickly and you don't

1036
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: have to Like when I carry maryan a satchel, carrying

1037
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 1: something even a slightly like ten pounds become very cumbersome

1038
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: after a while. Oh my god. I was walking around

1039
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:07,320
Speaker 1: that game and I was invisible. I think about flying.

1040
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 1: I look over people with babies when they fly. They

1041
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 1: can't nap. You gotta be fucking awake the whole time.

1042
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: This baby. Would you ever want one? Um? Last night

1043
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: at the baseball game, I went with my nephew and

1044
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: thee's another nephew. I was walking around the park. I

1045
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,919
Speaker 1: got recognized a couple of times, but then I put

1046
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: that baby on my body and no fucking men looked

1047
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: at me. It was like I was invisible because they

1048
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: knew that I couldn't get fucked. It is insane how

1049
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: invisible you are when you have a baby on you,

1050
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: like from you think being pregnant. It's almost like sexual

1051
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: because you know that woman, like she's not burdened by

1052
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 1: a baby, yet you know she's the baby. You can

1053
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 1: make time to suck your dick. Still, Uh, there's not

1054
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 1: a baby. Yeah, But it was weird, like I went

1055
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: from I really felt invisible when I was holding Poppy's hand.

1056
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: I had this baby wrapped on me and no one

1057
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 1: looked at me, no, like you can tell that, And

1058
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: I looked cute. I was wearing short shorts, blong blonde

1059
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: hair like I was wearing a tiny tank top with

1060
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,919
Speaker 1: no bra, but there's a baby from There's no one

1061
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: looking at me, and it was it just made me sad,

1062
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,920
Speaker 1: maybe sad that like as soon as they're like, oh well,

1063
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 1: someone already came in that I don't want it. I'm

1064
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 1: sorry this is a man hating episode, but I don't

1065
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: hate all men. It's just a lot of you. Any

1066
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 1: final thoughts from you, Oh yeah, if you're going all right, guys,

1067
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 1: don't be cut and Ja