1 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,760 Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. 3 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us 4 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: time and a termino and gage. 5 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style. We wanna 6 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 2: welcome you back home. 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,479 Speaker 3: Tell us all about it. 8 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? 9 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:32,559 Speaker 4: Now? 10 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 11 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 12 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride? 13 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 3: To ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you 14 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 3: need to ride? This is Chris. 15 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: Fairmank and this is Karen Tilgara. 16 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 2: How are you? 17 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:21,960 Speaker 3: How's your days so far? It's been so long? 18 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 1: Hey stranger? He Hi, honey, how are you? I'm fine. 19 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 1: I'm you know, it feels like I haven't seen you 20 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: in three months. 21 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 3: It's definitely been close to a month. 22 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: It's crazy, it is. How have you been. 23 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 4: I'm great. The day has been great so far. And 24 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,119 Speaker 4: I knew it was great from the get go because 25 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 4: I spilled it. I bought a twelve dollars green juice, 26 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 4: went out to my car and just somehow my arm 27 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 4: flung it in the air and I immediately laughed rather 28 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 4: than yelled an explotive and screamed into a pillow. 29 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,559 Speaker 3: I carry a pillow with me for screaming. 30 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: But you didn't have to use it. 31 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 3: No, it's so. That's always a good sign. 32 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 4: Yes, that's like, Oh, my mental health is in a 33 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,239 Speaker 4: good place where I laugh. 34 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 3: It's spilled juice. 35 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,800 Speaker 1: I mean, especially when that juice cost twenty six Goddamn 36 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 1: dog it was. 37 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 3: It was a high end juice. 38 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 4: The more I'm thinking about it now, the more I'm 39 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:24,519 Speaker 4: getting upset. 40 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: You you can get upset now. Yeah, this is the 41 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,239 Speaker 1: time to do it. 42 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,959 Speaker 4: It's been hours that happened this morning, and it's still 43 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 4: eating away with me. 44 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 3: God damn it. 45 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 4: Here I go again with the anger. We're getting a 46 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 4: coffee because we need it. 47 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, we need it. Sorry, thank you, thank you very much. 48 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 4: It would be funny after that riveting juice story if 49 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 4: I flung this coffee onto my lap. 50 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: You've oh wait, let me turn the Sacy down for 51 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 1: sound purposes. You've heard my story about being in my 52 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: old Honda fit the tiny car with my friend Vicky. 53 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 3: I remember that car. 54 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: Fondly is a class Oh yeah, I mean it launched 55 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 1: this podcast. 56 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 3: Yes, so I. 57 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 1: Think I've told you this please genuinely stop me. People 58 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: say that all the time, stop me if you've heard this, 59 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,839 Speaker 1: but they don't mean it right. 60 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 3: They're usually just singing that Smith's song. 61 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, and if you did interrupt them, they'd 62 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: be furious. Yes, so so yeah. So I worked with VICKI, 63 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: so we used to walk around my neighborhood like at 64 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: six am before we'd go to work, and then she'd 65 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 1: get ready at my house. I'd obviously get ready at 66 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 1: my house and then we drive to work together. And 67 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: this one morning we get we go and blow dright 68 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: our hair and separate bathrooms and did it. I get 69 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: it all done, jump into the car. I grabed one 70 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: of my drinkable yogurts that I love so much, and 71 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: as we're in the car talking about something, I go 72 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: to shake my yogurt up forgetting that I'd already taken 73 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: the kapla. 74 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 3: Oh no. 75 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: So I just basically just for it. It looked like, 76 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: for no reason, just went like this with my yogurt 77 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: and went crazy inside the car. 78 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 4: None of it got on you, It all got on her, 79 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 4: it all got everywhere. 80 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 1: It was the craziest like because it was like that 81 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:21,599 Speaker 1: hardshake of like trying to move the yogurt in the bottle, 82 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:25,159 Speaker 1: but instead it was just like immediately everywhere, and she 83 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 1: was just kind of like, what are you do? Like, 84 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:28,719 Speaker 1: what are you doing? 85 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 3: So she didn't have she didn't immediately laugh. 86 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 1: Well, I mean it was shocking. We both were like, 87 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 1: oh my god, what just happened? We were attacked and 88 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: that was like we were attacked by me. 89 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 3: Oh that's terrific. And the yogurt. It's such a good 90 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,279 Speaker 3: thing to leave in your. 91 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: Car, Yeah, to get nice and hot. 92 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 3: All deal with that after summer in. 93 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 1: I'll deal with that when the pumpkins come. 94 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 3: Oh that's another thing you can't leave too long. 95 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: M m, not in your car. 96 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 4: Yes, it's almost time that I start talking about Halloween, 97 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,839 Speaker 4: but not quite yet. 98 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 3: Not quite yet. 99 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,280 Speaker 4: I haven't even thought about costumes or what I'm gonna carve. 100 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,360 Speaker 1: No, that's you were still in summer. 101 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 3: Yes, I mean. 102 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,280 Speaker 1: This episode does come out in late September or so. 103 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it'll be closed it. 104 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 4: I just I don't start talking about it until I'm 105 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,159 Speaker 4: thinking about it. 106 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: We have to really, and I say we, because I 107 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: feel alone in how I can't track time anymore. Mm hmm. 108 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 1: Also I immediately gave myself a terrible ice cream headache 109 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: with that fucking thing. 110 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:42,799 Speaker 4: M it will pass and you'll become a better person. 111 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:46,559 Speaker 4: God damn it, and you're back. 112 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: Oh they say, rub your tongue on the ref your 113 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:51,559 Speaker 1: mouth to make it go away. 114 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 3: Really, it's kind of not going. I think that seems 115 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 3: like a distractionary thing. 116 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: I think it is. 117 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,039 Speaker 4: Like when they my dad said, they used to spank 118 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,720 Speaker 4: him on the bottom before he got an inoculation of 119 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:06,280 Speaker 4: some kind. 120 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,280 Speaker 1: Oh, so double pain. 121 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,600 Speaker 4: So doctor slapped your butt and you're like, why the 122 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 4: hell did you slap my butt? And before you know that, 123 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 4: then the needle's already out. 124 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: Gross. 125 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, it is gross. Doctors did weird. 126 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 1: Stop they were gross and weird. 127 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 3: He probably had a lit cigarette in his mouth. 128 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was trying to get your dad to 129 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 1: smoke as a child. 130 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:30,039 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a simpler time and it worked. I remembered. 131 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: At least he didn't throw yogurt on your dad. 132 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 4: My friend, I didn't know my dad ever had cigarettes. 133 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:41,680 Speaker 4: This I have talked about before, but it's a weird thing. 134 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,919 Speaker 3: I'm going to ask you to not stop me. 135 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 1: Oh okay, her, it's been so long. No you got 136 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:51,360 Speaker 1: to say it. 137 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 4: The people have teenagers since I've mentioned this story, they 138 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,960 Speaker 4: have babies that are now teenagers. Great, and it's not 139 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,839 Speaker 4: that good, so you won't even remember it. I didn't 140 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 4: make an impact the first time. Okay, let's see, I 141 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 4: did not know my dad smoked, but all my friends 142 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 4: did because they would see him outside of the courthouse 143 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 4: where he worked, and we would skateboard and he would 144 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 4: like be out there smoking. 145 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: Cigarettes, like a little sneaky smoke. 146 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, and I and when I discovered that he had cigarettes, 147 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 4: my friends were like, oh, yeah, we knew he smoked. 148 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 4: He's smoking outside the courthouse, Like, or why how did 149 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,080 Speaker 4: I not know this? 150 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 3: How am I the last to learn? 151 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,320 Speaker 1: Was he ashamed? Well? 152 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 3: I didn't ever and still to this day, have not 153 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 3: confronted him. 154 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,560 Speaker 1: It was just a brief period this Christmas. 155 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, the bank. Yeah, I'm going to take it to 156 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,360 Speaker 3: the table. Dad. 157 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 4: What was with all your cigarettes and lightweight leather jackets? 158 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 1: Wait? What did he do at the courthouse? 159 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,640 Speaker 3: He was the. 160 00:07:53,880 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 4: County tax assessor, holy shit, in charge of the for 161 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:01,800 Speaker 4: their Department of revenue. 162 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:05,920 Speaker 1: But for many counties, I thought that the Jim Fairbanks 163 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,800 Speaker 1: was a radio man. First and foremost. 164 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 4: It's funny that that was only for a brief period 165 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:17,360 Speaker 4: of time until this dumb baby name Chris came along, 166 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 4: and it's like I got to make more money, and 167 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 4: so we moved back to Montana and he had been 168 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:27,200 Speaker 4: appraising properties as one of his one dozen jobs at once. 169 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 1: Did he have to run for office? 170 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 4: I think it is an elected position in a lot 171 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 4: of states, he said, But his was just he had 172 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 4: the job. 173 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 3: And had it forever. 174 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 4: Oh that's cool because no one came along to say 175 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 4: I'm better at this. 176 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:47,040 Speaker 1: You gotta love a solid government job. I mean, like 177 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:49,840 Speaker 1: there's the benefits and like the security. 178 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:55,280 Speaker 4: I think even he didn't appreciate until he retired, like, oh, 179 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:56,839 Speaker 4: this is a pretty sweet deal. 180 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 1: And then he has a pension that after. I mean, 181 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,280 Speaker 1: my dad, of course, is completely torn asunder from being 182 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:07,760 Speaker 1: a fireman. He cann't hear anything. He's had many hip surgeries, 183 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:12,080 Speaker 1: the whole nine, right, But I think he's still getting paid. 184 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:15,720 Speaker 1: Like the pension that you make when you do a 185 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,319 Speaker 1: job like that is worth it. Yeah, I mean it's 186 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,840 Speaker 1: worth it to me, the person who didn't have to 187 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:26,080 Speaker 1: do it, Yes, exactly, So your sacrifice was so worth it. 188 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,800 Speaker 3: From a distance as you're a child. That was so worthy. 189 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,959 Speaker 3: Got me some of that sweet retirement allowance. 190 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,720 Speaker 1: Daddy, Yeah, I got to get I got to wear 191 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:38,840 Speaker 1: Ispree clothing at will because my dad was a fireman. 192 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,640 Speaker 4: We of course talked, did you used to go to 193 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:44,319 Speaker 4: the spree outlet and dig through bins? 194 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:48,520 Speaker 1: I went there once because my parents had a real 195 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,320 Speaker 1: hatred of driving into the city. That was just a 196 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,320 Speaker 1: thing that they really took offense to. 197 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,800 Speaker 3: It was like, get it, I get it. 198 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:58,520 Speaker 1: They acted like they were crossing the Great Plains. So 199 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:01,440 Speaker 1: we went once, and I was obsessed with will I 200 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:06,680 Speaker 1: be discovered as a model? Oh at the moment you 201 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,760 Speaker 1: walk in, yes, because that was the biggest Brie thing 202 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,120 Speaker 1: is they use local girls where it's like, oh, okay, 203 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 1: you're neither tall, nor thin, nor especially stand out pretty 204 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 1: as opposed to anyone else in this building. Why do 205 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 1: you think you're going to get? 206 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,480 Speaker 3: You said that to you. 207 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:25,200 Speaker 1: I'm just saying the realist in the childhood me. But 208 00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:28,000 Speaker 1: that wasn't hadn't said upon me yet, so I was 209 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,640 Speaker 1: just kind of like it could be me, and then 210 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:34,079 Speaker 1: it's like, okay, Well it made a very disappointing day 211 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 1: of shopping at theustery outlet because I didn't get discovered, 212 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: Like that's the I kind of set myself up like 213 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,839 Speaker 1: that all the time, where it's like maybe now is 214 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,760 Speaker 1: when I get discovered, and it's like, no, you're just 215 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,200 Speaker 1: at the grocery store with your mom. 216 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know. In Montana, no one got discovered. 217 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:53,560 Speaker 4: So it never was eating away at me. Well that's 218 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 4: good until now I try. 219 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,040 Speaker 3: And desperately post stand up videos. 220 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:04,920 Speaker 4: I've experienced it now as I've become amateur editor. 221 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 3: But yeah, it was. I swear half the reason. 222 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:15,079 Speaker 4: Vacation was excited was so I could vicariously enjoy the 223 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,360 Speaker 4: spree store. No one said, hey, they don't really have 224 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:20,679 Speaker 4: clothes for you, even though they say they'll come up 225 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,920 Speaker 4: as your sister's digging through a bin. Yeah, tell you, 226 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 4: these are clothes for everyone. Unisex was the going phrase. 227 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, but god, that's like that's for you. Did want 228 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,040 Speaker 1: to pink? Oh well those were cool. 229 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the coolest. 230 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:41,320 Speaker 1: What's the boys? When I was in high school war 231 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: pink and it was very much like the izod you 232 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:45,959 Speaker 1: know trend. 233 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:50,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, there wasn't a lot of hey I'm different. At 234 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,840 Speaker 3: my high school. It was like you you played football 235 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:54,960 Speaker 3: and you join the Marines. 236 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:57,760 Speaker 1: You better. 237 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 3: I did neither. 238 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:07,679 Speaker 1: Look, your anecdote about your dad smoking was very revealing 239 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,120 Speaker 1: about your dad, which is great. 240 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,800 Speaker 3: Yes he had secrets. 241 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:15,160 Speaker 1: He had secrets. Yes, everyone contains multitudes. And then but 242 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,280 Speaker 1: on top of it, I don't remember you ever saying that. Ever. 243 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,800 Speaker 1: I feel like, because I love local governmental jobs like 244 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:26,400 Speaker 1: a tax assessor or a comptroller, I feel like I 245 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 1: would have remembered if you told me that story. 246 00:12:28,679 --> 00:12:34,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's he always told me before I learned 247 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 4: well into my career that he wrote jokes for other 248 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:44,240 Speaker 4: comedians and wrote jokes for radio, and a lot of 249 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,480 Speaker 4: his stories even came from that. And I didn't know 250 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:52,760 Speaker 4: that he dealt with other comics, but I, yeah, I didn't. 251 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:58,199 Speaker 4: I didn't know much about his job until later in life, 252 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:02,640 Speaker 4: and now he's still does it. Sometimes in retirement, you 253 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:09,480 Speaker 4: measure a building, You figure out the mean value of 254 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:13,880 Speaker 4: surrounding buildings, and then you come up with what it's 255 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 4: worth for the purposes of assessed taxing it assessing those 256 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:23,160 Speaker 4: taxes like property taxes. So people were always coming in 257 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,200 Speaker 4: threatening him and their overalls. 258 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,679 Speaker 3: My taxes are too high. 259 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,040 Speaker 1: M oh. 260 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 4: He always said he used humor all the time, and 261 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,520 Speaker 4: I always wondered, how like if there's a big tax 262 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:38,920 Speaker 4: appeal hearing and there's Texas lawyers there and it's about 263 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 4: some property. 264 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,839 Speaker 3: He would always use jokes and said, no matter what 265 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,199 Speaker 3: you do, humor will help. 266 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:49,560 Speaker 4: And I like, what if I'm a comic he' said, 267 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 4: I don't know. That's just up to how many followers 268 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:52,520 Speaker 4: do you have? 269 00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:54,480 Speaker 3: That's what he said. I didn't get it back then. 270 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,320 Speaker 1: He said, how much can you tear a heckler a 271 00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:58,720 Speaker 1: new one? 272 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:04,240 Speaker 3: Yes? That h oh man. I think that's going away 273 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:04,839 Speaker 3: a little bit. 274 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:11,439 Speaker 4: I just did a show in the middle of Pennsylvania 275 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:16,319 Speaker 4: in Homage Country for a bunch of adult skateboarders at camp. 276 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,200 Speaker 3: I went to camp. 277 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,360 Speaker 4: It brought back all these memories, except I was afraid 278 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,680 Speaker 4: someone had come up and start talking to me about 279 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:23,200 Speaker 4: the Bible. 280 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 3: But no one did because it was skate camp and 281 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 3: we had a. 282 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,400 Speaker 4: Show and it was so much fun and not one 283 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,000 Speaker 4: per I mean they all listened. 284 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,360 Speaker 3: There was not one peep from anyone. 285 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 1: Sorry, this is what you're telling me about the you're singing? No. 286 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:43,200 Speaker 4: After I sang at a camp in Oregon, I did 287 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:47,160 Speaker 4: stand up up in Pennsylvania Woodward skate Camp. It used 288 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,360 Speaker 4: to be a gymnastics in skateboarding camp. 289 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,600 Speaker 1: Wait, can I just start you over and Saya, will 290 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,120 Speaker 1: you tell us how the concert went? 291 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:00,400 Speaker 4: Oh, yes, this has all happened since I've seen you. 292 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,640 Speaker 3: Yes, thank you. 293 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,200 Speaker 1: Let's start most important. Then we can go back down 294 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,120 Speaker 1: through shows. 295 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,960 Speaker 3: See they've actually to me. 296 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,560 Speaker 4: The thing that I was most excited about was doing 297 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:15,200 Speaker 4: stand up for two hundred campers and that was very fun, amazing. 298 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 3: I loved it so much. And that's what just happened. 299 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,200 Speaker 4: But prior to that, I got a little practice from 300 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,880 Speaker 4: performing for an adult skate camp. 301 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,720 Speaker 3: Up in Oregon near Mount. 302 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,400 Speaker 1: Hood, and that's the one we were talking about. 303 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:32,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, that that one was the music that was playing 304 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,000 Speaker 4: the songs and everyone skated around us and it was 305 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,520 Speaker 4: very cool. 306 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 1: It was cool and how did your voice? 307 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,800 Speaker 3: It was a just work the book, Thank you? It 308 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:43,560 Speaker 3: was great. 309 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:47,960 Speaker 4: I did an errant skateboard, flew through the air and 310 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,880 Speaker 4: hit it. I think I think knocked it to a 311 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:54,000 Speaker 4: different setting. So all of a sudden, for three songs, 312 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,520 Speaker 4: I had some some setting that just gave me a 313 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:03,360 Speaker 4: little slap echo beyond my voice because so it gave 314 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,280 Speaker 4: it some depth and it turned it into an auto 315 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:12,960 Speaker 4: tuned Share disaster, a robotic like I did Descendants, a 316 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,920 Speaker 4: punk song, and it when I was singing a little 317 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:21,200 Speaker 4: higher went it jumped up robotically for effect for you know, 318 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 4: old town road hip hop. I don't know what setting 319 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 4: it was, because each setting is a song. Yeah, Share 320 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,360 Speaker 4: Believe in Love is a setting. 321 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,640 Speaker 1: Oh that's that's smart. 322 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,000 Speaker 4: I use Phil Collins in the air tonight for some 323 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:39,160 Speaker 4: punk song. They're just it just the more I sang 324 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,920 Speaker 4: into it each one, despite whose name was on it 325 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,320 Speaker 4: helped with a different song and just made it sound 326 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,640 Speaker 4: more dynamic. 327 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,160 Speaker 3: I've been using the word dynamic. 328 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. 329 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 4: And it was so fun and it was cool to 330 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 4: have the confidence of like, oh, this setting is going 331 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,440 Speaker 4: to I will hear it in the monitor and be 332 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:02,800 Speaker 4: able to kind of use it to sound more like 333 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:06,000 Speaker 4: the artists, because I wanted it to sound like each song. 334 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,040 Speaker 3: And it was so fun. 335 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,400 Speaker 4: And when it got too dark to skate, they all 336 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,919 Speaker 4: watched and it just really felt like a bucket list 337 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:16,679 Speaker 4: type of event. 338 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 1: That's great, and I got to go to camp up there. Yeah. 339 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,679 Speaker 1: I mean it seems like you're hitting a lot of 340 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,720 Speaker 1: camps these days. 341 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,120 Speaker 3: I wanted to become a regular thing. 342 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 4: If there is stand up comedy entertainment or a skate 343 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:35,879 Speaker 4: rock band, please bring Chris Fairbanks or the Curb Dogs 344 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:37,359 Speaker 4: to your skateboard camp. 345 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:37,960 Speaker 1: Please. 346 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,240 Speaker 4: There are some major camps. There's a few Woodward camps. 347 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,320 Speaker 4: I'm I'm, We're in talks. 348 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,120 Speaker 1: And Woodward Sorry is the company that runs down. 349 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:51,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, doing a little It's been around since the seventies. 350 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:56,640 Speaker 4: It was like strictly gymnastics, I think, and now there's 351 00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,680 Speaker 4: parkour and skateboarding, but it's mostly a skateboarding camp now. 352 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,399 Speaker 3: And it was so vast. 353 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 4: There was like you imagine a skate park that you've 354 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,480 Speaker 4: seen or driven by. Did each one there and there 355 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:18,560 Speaker 4: was a dozen of them in facilities or outside was 356 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,560 Speaker 4: three times each one was three times the size of 357 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,840 Speaker 4: a normal skate park. It was just almost overwhelming, like 358 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 4: I didn't even the. 359 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,600 Speaker 3: Touch half of them. 360 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,920 Speaker 4: It was and at my age to wake up early 361 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,080 Speaker 4: in the morning and know, Okay, I'm gonna skate all 362 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:39,720 Speaker 4: day for four days was it was scary. I thought 363 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,879 Speaker 4: maybe I physically wouldn't be able to do it. But 364 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,960 Speaker 4: I had a great time and I loved it. 365 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,560 Speaker 1: Were you planning to push yourself to the limits, no 366 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,399 Speaker 1: matter wh was. 367 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,639 Speaker 4: And of course was a little disappointed because you know me, 368 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:57,000 Speaker 4: I mostly skate curbs and this was big drop in balls, 369 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,840 Speaker 4: giant Tonyawk style vert ramps. 370 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,919 Speaker 1: And and you just did it. You dropped right in. 371 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:02,480 Speaker 3: Yeah. 372 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,240 Speaker 4: There is a mega ramp where you go down a 373 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,639 Speaker 4: huge thing and fly through the air and land on 374 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,919 Speaker 4: a landing. And then there's a twenty foot quarter pipe 375 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,440 Speaker 4: that I climbed up there and I'm like, oh, I 376 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,560 Speaker 4: wouldn't even roll down. This is not going to happen 377 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,080 Speaker 4: for me. But the whole time leading up to it, 378 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:20,000 Speaker 4: I'm like, I wonder what tricks I'll be able to 379 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:20,520 Speaker 4: do off that. 380 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,680 Speaker 1: Wait, so if you when you fly in the air, 381 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,160 Speaker 1: you have to hold the skateboard, so when you land, 382 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,400 Speaker 1: you're still doing stuff. 383 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,960 Speaker 4: Skate wanted to grab it, yeah, but I didn't. Even 384 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,000 Speaker 4: They have a thing that launches you into a pit 385 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,479 Speaker 4: of foam blocks. Yeah, and right away just smelling it, 386 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,880 Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm going to get a staph infection. That's 387 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 4: where I That's where my brain goes now correctly, Yeah, 388 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,199 Speaker 4: because it was not it would be very hard to 389 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:51,000 Speaker 4: clean it. Imagine an absorbent but giant McDonald's ballpit. 390 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, no things. 391 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 3: And usually kids go to camp and hey, you know, filthy. 392 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,200 Speaker 1: Children are filthy. They love to randomly peece. 393 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:03,639 Speaker 4: Yes always, they're always pain uh and uh. 394 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:04,000 Speaker 3: Yeah. 395 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,920 Speaker 4: So I didn't do what I thought, but I still 396 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:08,960 Speaker 4: had so much fun. 397 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:13,320 Speaker 3: Yeah. 398 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,280 Speaker 4: The second camp I went to in Pennsylvania that was 399 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:20,439 Speaker 4: in the middle of note like every airport was at 400 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,400 Speaker 4: least four hours away except the tiny one. 401 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,919 Speaker 3: I flew direct there and. 402 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:31,080 Speaker 4: Immediately saw Amish folks and wagons, horse drawn wagons, and 403 00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:33,679 Speaker 4: there was kids in the back of this wagon on 404 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 4: the way to camp that were signaling with a lantern 405 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 4: like they were full on no electricity family. 406 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of them. 407 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,919 Speaker 4: You'll see Amish people in a store or they have 408 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:49,119 Speaker 4: a cell phone, like they're like, okay, let's adaptly, be 409 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,840 Speaker 4: adapt a little, but they are hardcore where and these 410 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:55,520 Speaker 4: kids were holding a red piece of plexiglass in front 411 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,119 Speaker 4: of the lantern like laughing, Hey we're signaling. 412 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,199 Speaker 1: That was their turn signal. 413 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:05,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I wish I got to 414 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:09,320 Speaker 4: get those ray ban glasses that film everything, because so creepy, 415 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,920 Speaker 4: so great to capture. 416 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,320 Speaker 1: Do you know There's a woman I saw on TikTok 417 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:18,720 Speaker 1: who was like, I was getting I was getting waxed 418 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,920 Speaker 1: at the European Wax Center and the girl had those 419 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,959 Speaker 1: on and I didn't realize it until the end, and 420 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,960 Speaker 1: I said, wait a second, are you wearing those recording glasses? 421 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, yeah, but they're not on right now. 422 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,480 Speaker 3: Oh weird, And she was. 423 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,159 Speaker 1: Like I'm so uncomfortable, And everyone in the credits was 424 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:42,040 Speaker 1: like absolutely, sue those people, like this is absolutely not acceptable, inappropriate, insane, 425 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:46,080 Speaker 1: Like there's no world where that should have happened to you, Like, 426 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,400 Speaker 1: isn't that crazy? 427 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,159 Speaker 4: Yeah? 428 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,520 Speaker 1: It is, it is. 429 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:55,480 Speaker 4: I wouldn't be too worried about a woman using them maliciously, 430 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 4: but I guess. 431 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,000 Speaker 1: I was those types of people, there's no And also 432 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:04,359 Speaker 1: those women make money off of that contraband video, like 433 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,960 Speaker 1: you're a sociopath, you're a sociopath. 434 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:11,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, there's always the Jislaine Maxwell's, well, never know how 435 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,680 Speaker 4: to say it, and I won't honor it's denunciation. 436 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,760 Speaker 1: Jizl's did you dare give that name the respect? 437 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:22,879 Speaker 4: Listen, Sizzeline, take it out of your bacon. I'm Sizeline Maxwell. 438 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,359 Speaker 4: That would be funny, But what's the shirt. 439 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:31,800 Speaker 1: First day move over Bacon. I'm Jeffrey Epstein's girlfriend, Gisellaine Maxwell. 440 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,040 Speaker 3: Take a seat, egg dick. 441 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,160 Speaker 4: Oh god, I always have all these good T shirt 442 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,640 Speaker 4: ideas and then I forget them. 443 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,600 Speaker 1: I know you should re listen to this entire catalog 444 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,960 Speaker 1: and write them all down on a piece of paper. 445 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:51,600 Speaker 3: Yeah I could. I could. I make millions, although I'm 446 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,000 Speaker 3: not a big joke T shirt guy myself. 447 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,439 Speaker 4: No, you know, I'll wear a logo or something with 448 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,480 Speaker 4: art on it, but I'm not a big, you know, 449 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,600 Speaker 4: federal be KINI inspector type guy. 450 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,040 Speaker 1: I think that's best. 451 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,359 Speaker 3: It is for the best. 452 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:10,679 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I do have my shirt that is a 453 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,879 Speaker 4: playoff of skateboarding is not a crime, and it's a 454 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,040 Speaker 4: skateboarding is a crime, and it's loud and hurts my ears. 455 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,760 Speaker 4: Can you please do it somewhere else? But it's a 456 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,960 Speaker 4: bit of a commitment. 457 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,080 Speaker 3: People can't read the whole thing, no, unless you stand. 458 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,760 Speaker 1: There for a few seconds with your arms out. 459 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, and that every time I wear it, that's the 460 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,600 Speaker 4: interaction I have with everyone, and I'm like, Okay. 461 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,320 Speaker 3: This isn't worth it. 462 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm yeah, you need to be the kind of 463 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,919 Speaker 1: person that really wants to continually be the center of 464 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:39,520 Speaker 1: the attention. 465 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:40,679 Speaker 3: I did not know. 466 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:47,320 Speaker 4: That's why people wear those shirts. They want attention. And 467 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,159 Speaker 4: if you want that kind of attention, just join ICE 468 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:51,760 Speaker 4: or something. 469 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:52,280 Speaker 3: I don't know. 470 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, you want people to stop and yell at you. 471 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,520 Speaker 3: There's things you can do other than wear an annoying. 472 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: I hear that they aren't paying the ICE people that 473 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,800 Speaker 1: they have overextended there. The whole ICE concept is like 474 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,240 Speaker 1: they're way over budget. It's all crazy, and that now 475 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,520 Speaker 1: there's no age maximum for ICE. So they got these 476 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:20,000 Speaker 1: old people that mismanage their money and don't have pensions, 477 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,879 Speaker 1: don't have money that are signing up there like seventy 478 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,159 Speaker 1: that are like get out or'll break your window, like 479 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,480 Speaker 1: angry old Fox News. Oh wow, watchers that are now 480 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,480 Speaker 1: taken to the streets as ICE people. 481 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,480 Speaker 3: That is such and they're just doing it for the passion. 482 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,800 Speaker 1: They're just doing it for the hate. It seems like 483 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 1: it's crazy and they're all just like it's like there's 484 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,280 Speaker 1: a of course, like an exercise minimum you have to 485 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,000 Speaker 1: be able to run like a mile and a half 486 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,240 Speaker 1: or something, or is like somebody made the video on 487 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 1: TikTok and it's just like that old man can't run 488 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,200 Speaker 1: a mile and a half. 489 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,040 Speaker 3: I have a feeling these guys don't even go to 490 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:59,400 Speaker 3: a building and even are briefed. 491 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,520 Speaker 1: It's the scariest part. There's a lot of those they're 492 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:09,080 Speaker 1: like they think that they're vigilantes, where they're just they're 493 00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,920 Speaker 1: buying the equipment online and then going and doing shit 494 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 1: to people that they think they can do it too. 495 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:14,600 Speaker 1: It's fucked up. 496 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, and then no one that's why they're wearing masks. 497 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,440 Speaker 4: It's so funny that so many of these guys wearing 498 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,040 Speaker 4: masks kidnapping people are the exact people that weren't gonna 499 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:24,400 Speaker 4: wear a. 500 00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:25,520 Speaker 3: Mask because of COVID. 501 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,439 Speaker 4: It's I find that ludicrous. I'm not you're not going 502 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,880 Speaker 4: to take my freedom away. Unless I get to take 503 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,879 Speaker 4: someone's freedom away, then all wear a mask. 504 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta be the one taking the freedom. Here's 505 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,800 Speaker 1: how what's gonna go. 506 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,919 Speaker 4: Yeah, And I don't want anyone to see that I 507 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,840 Speaker 4: never got those braces. 508 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:43,760 Speaker 3: And I wish I had. 509 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,960 Speaker 1: The mask part is so cowardly and lame or it's 510 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,840 Speaker 1: just kind of like, I'm sorry, are you? Anyone is 511 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:53,960 Speaker 1: supposed to think you're cool or scary or anything when 512 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,760 Speaker 1: you literally can't do this with your full face. 513 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,720 Speaker 4: Like, what if it's one of those masks that has 514 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,280 Speaker 4: like skeleton teeth on it, Well. 515 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,000 Speaker 1: That's private. Yeah, that's someone's personal decisions. 516 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, my mask has the Punisher logo. 517 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,400 Speaker 3: There's a lot of Uh. 518 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,160 Speaker 4: If you see a truck ever and the back has 519 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,840 Speaker 4: the Punisher's skull, it's usually someone that has strong feelings 520 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,720 Speaker 4: about guns and things like that. For some reason, that 521 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,720 Speaker 4: comic book character. And I know nothing about Punisher. 522 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,159 Speaker 1: I think people just like that little skull with their teeth. 523 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,679 Speaker 1: You know, it is a cool skull, the teeth of 524 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,240 Speaker 1: the skull. 525 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 3: I like their long teeth. 526 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:39,520 Speaker 1: It's like, what's up with that guy? 527 00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:41,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, why the long face? 528 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,440 Speaker 4: But yeah there, I haven't seen him lately at Costco. 529 00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:54,560 Speaker 4: That was my only interaction with these masked human bandits. 530 00:26:55,280 --> 00:27:00,760 Speaker 4: So hopefully it's hopefully it's dying down and hopeful considered 531 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,360 Speaker 4: a failure. 532 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,960 Speaker 1: It's definitely considered a failure. Also, the city of Chicago 533 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:11,240 Speaker 1: and the state of Illinois just like smacked Donald Trump's 534 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,960 Speaker 1: ass because he was like, We're going to Chicago next 535 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,520 Speaker 1: and you know that guy Pritzker, that's the governor of Illinois. 536 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,800 Speaker 1: He's kind of big, beefy guy, and he was just like, 537 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 1: I welcome you here. You're going to come to Chicago. 538 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 1: Come and basically was like, come at me. And then 539 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,240 Speaker 1: they're like, oh, we're not going to Chicago. 540 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,120 Speaker 3: Oh really, uh huh. 541 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,400 Speaker 4: I remember they're being Chicago talks. It was next up 542 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,800 Speaker 4: after Washington, d C. Gets cleaned up. 543 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,479 Speaker 1: Yep, And basically the mayor of Chicago and then the 544 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:48,360 Speaker 1: governor of Illinois both made did press conferences where like, eh, 545 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,239 Speaker 1: in what look at that? 546 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,359 Speaker 3: Wow? 547 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,920 Speaker 4: Even now, yeah, even now, there's a there's a little 548 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,320 Speaker 4: Trump cut out on the side of a mini van. 549 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:03,080 Speaker 1: This and the like is played is yippie yippy. Then 550 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 1: there's an American flag just randomly on the back panel. 551 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,439 Speaker 1: They're just visiting and this is this is how they 552 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,240 Speaker 1: feel watching their friends and neighbors get stolen off the street. 553 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 1: That's just disgusting. 554 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a weird. It's a weird time. 555 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,800 Speaker 4: Maybe they they don't know what's happening because they're not 556 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,040 Speaker 4: watching the same news. 557 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,560 Speaker 1: Well that is that is it right there? Yeah, we've 558 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,760 Speaker 1: been propagandized. 559 00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:33,160 Speaker 4: Oh I was just in the middle of Pennsylvania. Even 560 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:37,280 Speaker 4: the very confusingly the building I did my show in 561 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,280 Speaker 4: because we went out of the camp to use a restaurant, 562 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,160 Speaker 4: they had a Confederate flag on thee what on the 563 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,840 Speaker 4: top of the building, And you can't be more north 564 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:50,760 Speaker 4: than Pennsylvania. I'm like, what are you is it? Is 565 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,920 Speaker 4: that the first ever compassionate use of that, like we 566 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,080 Speaker 4: feel bad for the losing team. 567 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,720 Speaker 3: No, I just I couldn't figure it out. 568 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,720 Speaker 1: That's racist, It's all right. 569 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,400 Speaker 4: I mean, if you're flapping that in the north, you 570 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:08,720 Speaker 4: can't even use the Southern heritage mumbo jumbo say as 571 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,840 Speaker 4: one of their teeth falls out. 572 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:12,320 Speaker 3: It was. 573 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 4: It was a bit of a surprise, but I did 574 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,840 Speaker 4: my material and some of it was about that, and 575 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,920 Speaker 4: the owner of the place was like, that was great. 576 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:26,080 Speaker 4: So I don't think he knew that this flag was 577 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:30,200 Speaker 4: on the top of the building. You know, there's other businesses. Yeah, 578 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:35,120 Speaker 4: but you go to any small town something like that 579 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 4: fan there that was celebrating the guy, that's so normal. 580 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, to see well. And also it's kind of like, 581 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:49,320 Speaker 1: I think those people are needing to show and CNB 582 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,920 Speaker 1: seen because they are outnumbered, and that's what's becoming very 583 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:58,080 Speaker 1: very clear. Is they are a vocal and hostile minority. 584 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,120 Speaker 1: But most people are like this all terrible. 585 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,320 Speaker 3: Yes, it is. It is. 586 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,840 Speaker 4: Indeed, it's hard and it's hard to not see it. 587 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,240 Speaker 4: Doing the traveling, you'll see it. When does your tour start. 588 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:17,080 Speaker 4: You're going mostly week yep. But while commuting from these 589 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,960 Speaker 4: airports to the cities, the outskirts, you will see. Yeah, 590 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:27,560 Speaker 4: many a profile on a window, the Trump crooner with a. 591 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 3: Cigar and hat. 592 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,520 Speaker 1: You have to be exactly across from it. What's the linery? 593 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,640 Speaker 1: He says that you have to line up. 594 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,280 Speaker 3: Tim Robinson and such a fan. 595 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,280 Speaker 4: I still haven't skateboarded with him, but one day it'll 596 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,200 Speaker 4: happen and I'll get nervous. 597 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:46,640 Speaker 3: Probably. 598 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:52,040 Speaker 4: I still really look up to people that I think 599 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:52,640 Speaker 4: are funny. 600 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,280 Speaker 3: You have to you have to I like to get calloused. 601 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:02,160 Speaker 1: No, you have to always love your the art form. Yes, 602 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:06,600 Speaker 1: is like looking over there. I've been really loving Mark 603 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,160 Speaker 1: Maren's interviews that. 604 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:08,920 Speaker 3: He's been doing. 605 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,400 Speaker 1: I'm so yeah, yeah, it's great. 606 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:18,360 Speaker 4: I just watched something today where he was really handing 607 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,840 Speaker 4: it to old You're too dirty for me to shake 608 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,880 Speaker 4: your hands? Why am I forgetting his name? Used to 609 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,480 Speaker 4: put a rubber glove on his head. 610 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,959 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, haw Mandel, Yes, yes, that that episode. 611 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, and it was just spilling out of 612 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,200 Speaker 4: his mouth. 613 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,120 Speaker 3: It wasn't rehard that if I were. 614 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 4: To talk about something, and when you and I do, 615 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,280 Speaker 4: there's often times where I'm like, I I'm afraid I 616 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,600 Speaker 4: don't have the information to back up. When I just 617 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,440 Speaker 4: started talking about it, I get anxious because you and 618 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,960 Speaker 4: I we were not I'm in the comedy for the speech, 619 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:59,120 Speaker 4: not the debate. And he just he said great things 620 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,240 Speaker 4: on that podcast well. 621 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,400 Speaker 1: And I mean such important things where he's like, yeah, 622 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,560 Speaker 1: you guys all got to do your jokes and now 623 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,280 Speaker 1: you won, like trans people don't have rights, women don't. 624 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,239 Speaker 1: Everything's been rolled back like you won, you got it? 625 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,160 Speaker 1: What else do you want? 626 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,520 Speaker 3: Stop kick while they're down right? 627 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,560 Speaker 1: And it's and it's also like, and don't you dare 628 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,320 Speaker 1: at this point somehow hedge and say that wasn't you 629 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 1: or that's not what you wanted. It's like, what the 630 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,440 Speaker 1: fuck did you think was gonna happen when you make 631 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,520 Speaker 1: a trans joke every time you get on stage. 632 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, And I think Howie Mandel was like, come on, 633 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,240 Speaker 4: comedy doesn't have that much of an outreach, but it 634 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:36,960 Speaker 4: really does. 635 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,960 Speaker 1: Of course it does. But also normally comics are like 636 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,480 Speaker 1: you you can't, Like that's the argument when they're saying 637 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,160 Speaker 1: you can't censor comics. It's the comp Comedians are the 638 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,800 Speaker 1: most important voices that speak truth to power, So pick 639 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,600 Speaker 1: a side. Yeah, it's like, so you're the most important 640 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,640 Speaker 1: voices you speak truth to power. You misuse that voice. 641 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,640 Speaker 1: You didn't do that. You were speaking truth to like 642 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:05,080 Speaker 1: a one to two percent super minority that's already entirely oppressed, 643 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,960 Speaker 1: and you made it so that they are now in 644 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 1: the crosshairs of these lunatics. Congratulations you did that. 645 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it is. 646 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:19,600 Speaker 4: It's crazy that stand up hats that much or just 647 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:25,280 Speaker 4: comedy on it's but yeah, usually it's comedians just riffing, yeah, 648 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,960 Speaker 4: like you and I often. 649 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,880 Speaker 1: Do often and obviously, but I love that. I just 650 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 1: basically just stole Mark Maren's point, restated it, acted like 651 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,520 Speaker 1: it was my point, and then got actually got myself 652 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,680 Speaker 1: fired up about it. Or it's like all of that 653 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,280 Speaker 1: was what Mark Maren said, not what I said. 654 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,120 Speaker 3: No I do, No, you're just restating. Yeah, we had 655 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,160 Speaker 3: to explain why we're proud of the guy, yes. 656 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,840 Speaker 1: But also he's It made me think, you know, when 657 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,960 Speaker 1: they tried to do Air America in like the late 658 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,240 Speaker 1: nineties or early two thousands, I can't remember what it was, Yeah, 659 00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,920 Speaker 1: but there was a whole radio station, podcast station, I 660 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:01,440 Speaker 1: can't remember. 661 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,800 Speaker 3: I think it was terrestrial radio. 662 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, and they Mark Marin was a host, Janni Groofflo 663 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,080 Speaker 1: was a host. There was a bunch of people on it, 664 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,480 Speaker 1: Sam Cedar, Sam Cedar was on there, a bunch of 665 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,280 Speaker 1: great smart people, and it's like and it just didn't 666 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,200 Speaker 1: it was too early. I think it was like those 667 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:22,279 Speaker 1: guys were kind of visionaries, and it's like people weren't political, right, 668 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,960 Speaker 1: it was too that was at the time still like 669 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,399 Speaker 1: kind of nerdy and niche to talk about politics, which 670 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,120 Speaker 1: is crazy. 671 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:29,600 Speaker 3: Yeah. 672 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,759 Speaker 4: Yeah, it must have been a while back that i U. 673 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,120 Speaker 4: Of course it was because it was Paton and Janine 674 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:42,520 Speaker 4: promoting RADITUI and we did stand up and I opened 675 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,799 Speaker 4: and a lot of Air America people were there with 676 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:51,239 Speaker 4: tote bags to see Janine, and you could tell, you know, 677 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,680 Speaker 4: they're like, wait, when's the political material come up? Because 678 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,719 Speaker 4: she was just as any of us would do, was 679 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:02,200 Speaker 4: doing stand up right and hadn't Shane the way that goes. 680 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,840 Speaker 3: You can have passions outside of what you write jokes about. 681 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:14,920 Speaker 4: Otherwise I'd be walking around doing potty topics all day. 682 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,560 Speaker 4: I'm I'm veering away from the potty humor getting very adult. 683 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, you seem, especially during this conversation, even just in 684 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,800 Speaker 1: the month i've seen you get you really matured. 685 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,000 Speaker 3: Yes, in the past since you last saw me. 686 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought so. When you've gone to camp twice, 687 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,640 Speaker 1: I think this really made a man out of you. 688 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:34,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is. 689 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:39,480 Speaker 4: There was some missing puzzle pieces to my growth, and 690 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:44,759 Speaker 4: I just filled some voids. Staying in a cabin yeah yeah, 691 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,560 Speaker 4: all the camp like adults, twenty people in a cabin. 692 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,560 Speaker 4: I don't know if I could have handled that. I 693 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,640 Speaker 4: had a nice air conditioned hotel room. It was so 694 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:59,920 Speaker 4: humid up there, Yeah, very humid, and that. 695 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,200 Speaker 3: Was It's kind of hard to deal with, but it 696 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:03,960 Speaker 3: was very fun. 697 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,480 Speaker 4: I just pretended I was in the army, and then 698 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,839 Speaker 4: they had a mess hall. We were given commissary. Oh, 699 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,359 Speaker 4: that's a word. 700 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,440 Speaker 3: I don't know what it means. 701 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,080 Speaker 4: I think that means shaving kits and nah toothbrushes. 702 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,400 Speaker 1: I think commissary is the mess hall, if I'm not mistaken. 703 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,480 Speaker 4: Yes, they actually they had a canteen up there, and 704 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:28,160 Speaker 4: that seems like a very prison y word. I'm gonna 705 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,719 Speaker 4: go to the canteen. I'm gonna buy a toothbrush, and 706 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:31,399 Speaker 4: you're gonna be. 707 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,640 Speaker 1: Sorry and I'll make you pay. What's that part about? 708 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,120 Speaker 1: What's the revenge part of canteen about? 709 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:44,160 Speaker 4: Well, I think after you buy the toothbrush oftentimes. And 710 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,959 Speaker 4: this was I just stand up at a club where 711 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,359 Speaker 4: the one of the comics that went up first used 712 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,520 Speaker 4: to be a prison guard. 713 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:52,640 Speaker 3: Oh, and he. 714 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:57,280 Speaker 4: Told a story that about a guy he's like, yeah, 715 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:01,280 Speaker 4: just lightheartedly. Sometimes they'll put their own on a knife 716 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,839 Speaker 4: that they made from a toothbrush and stab someone else 717 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,560 Speaker 4: and make sure that there's an infection. 718 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,360 Speaker 3: And the whole audience was like, oh my god. Like 719 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,160 Speaker 3: his stories were terrifying. 720 00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,040 Speaker 4: But he worked in a prison and he was so 721 00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:15,799 Speaker 4: used to it that he was like, this is a 722 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:16,800 Speaker 4: quirky story. 723 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,040 Speaker 1: Oh God. 724 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:22,040 Speaker 4: He had very scary stories and it made him kind 725 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:22,480 Speaker 4: of scary. 726 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,959 Speaker 3: Yeah, bed yeah, yeah. 727 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,799 Speaker 4: And we had a little hotel room next to each 728 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,640 Speaker 4: other and like. 729 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,239 Speaker 1: Oh oh, I thought you're a little argument or something. 730 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:35,640 Speaker 4: I'm like, no, no, uh yeah, like you leave those 731 00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:39,040 Speaker 4: prisoners alone, sir, damn it, you're too hard on them. 732 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:45,040 Speaker 4: I write letters to many a long distance prisoner friend pen. 733 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:50,000 Speaker 3: Pal, and I've heard you're very rough on them. 734 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:50,520 Speaker 4: Now. 735 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,480 Speaker 3: That was the hotel. It was in like Marrow. I 736 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,080 Speaker 3: don't know, one of. 737 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:58,400 Speaker 4: These beach towns, uh. 738 00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:04,920 Speaker 3: Waitt Magoo, maybe my Goo and which I can't not 739 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,960 Speaker 3: say and not laugh. You really love it point Magoo 740 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:14,840 Speaker 3: is so funny. And the hotel there was like a 741 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,960 Speaker 3: guy outside that. 742 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:24,160 Speaker 4: Lived in one of the rooms and he had health problems. 743 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,760 Speaker 4: I'm not sure what was going on, but I couldn't 744 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:30,759 Speaker 4: understand him very well. But we were chatting and then 745 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,560 Speaker 4: he said, how's your bed? And I'm like, my bed, 746 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,279 Speaker 4: it's pretty good. It's it's comfortable. He's like, that's my 747 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:43,760 Speaker 4: old mattress. It's like, oh how long? How well, that's great. 748 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,439 Speaker 4: I really had no follow up questions because I wanted it. 749 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,920 Speaker 4: After that was out in the air, I was like, 750 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,439 Speaker 4: that's totally normal. Well, what an honor to sleep where 751 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,960 Speaker 4: you once slept. 752 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,840 Speaker 3: I feel nestled. 753 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:02,200 Speaker 4: By your past dand hairs hairs. 754 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,520 Speaker 3: So he said, that's my old mattress and I just. 755 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:12,840 Speaker 1: Said, hairs, hairs, hairs, We're here. Jeez. 756 00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:13,880 Speaker 3: It was great. 757 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,320 Speaker 1: Jesus, Jesus. 758 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:20,360 Speaker 3: And I can't remember where they all just melt together, all. 759 00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,200 Speaker 4: These gigs, but I know that the club was owned 760 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,000 Speaker 4: by Bob Zaney. 761 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,560 Speaker 1: Oh was it Zany's. 762 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,640 Speaker 3: No, it was not. I don't think Zany's has anything 763 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:34,640 Speaker 3: to do with Bob Zany surprise. I hope they work him. 764 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,480 Speaker 1: I mean they really should, but no, it. 765 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:42,680 Speaker 4: Was a club in some coastal town, Bob Zany's something 766 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:51,960 Speaker 4: cracker Hut, chuckle bucket, and yeah, it was oddly when 767 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,680 Speaker 4: I opened for Bob Zany as a young comic, he 768 00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:01,279 Speaker 4: had me do an illustration of his face for his website. 769 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,200 Speaker 4: But as you clicked on it, you know, like click 770 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,520 Speaker 4: on his hair, and it would say tour or whatever. 771 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,760 Speaker 3: It was like a that was popular. 772 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,400 Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, it was like a button but in the 773 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,520 Speaker 4: center of his face if you clicked on it, it 774 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,520 Speaker 4: was my website, which was not. 775 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,560 Speaker 3: But it gave me so much traffic. 776 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:23,239 Speaker 4: Oh that at the time I was doing storyboards or 777 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,799 Speaker 4: trying to get and work as a storyboard artist, and 778 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:31,879 Speaker 4: I I don't know how you gauge how often your 779 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:36,480 Speaker 4: site is visited. But my placement for storyboard artists was 780 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,200 Speaker 4: the first thing. 781 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,080 Speaker 1: Oh wow. 782 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,400 Speaker 4: But it was never like, Hey, I work for NBC, 783 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,040 Speaker 4: do you want to storyboard this TV show? 784 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,640 Speaker 3: It was just like film students. 785 00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:48,640 Speaker 4: But it got to the point where I'm like, I 786 00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:52,040 Speaker 4: can't be getting twenty five emails a day about Hi, 787 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,640 Speaker 4: can you storyboard my short film for free? 788 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:55,160 Speaker 1: Wow? 789 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,880 Speaker 3: Oh no? Yeah. I did a few things. 790 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,680 Speaker 4: One thing was they had me put it through a 791 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,600 Speaker 4: paper shredder after I was done drawing it, because it 792 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:14,080 Speaker 4: was top secret instruction hand drawn panel like comic book 793 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:19,120 Speaker 4: drawings of a remote missile launch system that you wore 794 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,280 Speaker 4: as a backpack. And I showed the hands plugging into 795 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,839 Speaker 4: these different cords on this remote like a box that 796 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,160 Speaker 4: you wear on your back, and then missiles launching, and 797 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,279 Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't know. 798 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,360 Speaker 3: And I talked to the old guy, was a nice. 799 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,960 Speaker 4: Guy in some southern state, and he's like, yeah, I 800 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:39,279 Speaker 4: developed this piece of equipment. And I didn't even know 801 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,320 Speaker 4: what I was drawing because it was just the hands. 802 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,759 Speaker 4: And then at the end there's a guy like with 803 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,040 Speaker 4: his arms like and then he's cheering, and then I 804 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,920 Speaker 4: found out it was because he just launched a missile 805 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:54,640 Speaker 4: and drew I had something to do with someone learning 806 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,239 Speaker 4: how to, you know, decimate a village or something. Yeah, 807 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,279 Speaker 4: so there's one on my hands, but in such a 808 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,520 Speaker 4: roundabout way. Yeah, but I did say, like, you know, 809 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:09,359 Speaker 4: I scanned these drawings to add the text and some 810 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,960 Speaker 4: of the arrows like your hand goes on this, or 811 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,520 Speaker 4: he's like it's okay, she wasn't. 812 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:19,200 Speaker 3: Actually he just needed to show them a video of 813 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,560 Speaker 3: me shredding the drawings. But really. 814 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,759 Speaker 1: I could have you could have done anything you want. 815 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, this was my I could have been a real snow. 816 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,920 Speaker 1: Snowdon you are a real snowdon do you count? 817 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,200 Speaker 3: You're going the wrong way? You know, parking Lotbrary and 818 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:36,640 Speaker 3: in so much trouble. 819 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,240 Speaker 1: I does realize that I have to eat some protein. 820 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,560 Speaker 1: I was like, well, there's a McDonald's and then it's 821 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,520 Speaker 1: we're like one thing over. So I just made it 822 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,160 Speaker 1: I think impossible to go. I was like, oh, I know, 823 00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,719 Speaker 1: I do want French fries. So I was just trying 824 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,879 Speaker 1: to get in. Wait can I get in from here? 825 00:42:55,600 --> 00:43:01,360 Speaker 4: That's more of a alley, no big big wall. 826 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,879 Speaker 1: We'll just go on. Well, should we wrap it yeah, 827 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:06,719 Speaker 1: we need to wrap it up. 828 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,680 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, let's do it, wrap it in. It's okay, 829 00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,000 Speaker 3: Well it's a quickie. 830 00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:14,440 Speaker 4: I'm uh, well, in this next episode I like to 831 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,360 Speaker 4: do uh. 832 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,560 Speaker 1: You know teachers. 833 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:22,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna talk about your upcoming tour. Do you 834 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,399 Speaker 4: mont or I don't know. I can just say right now, 835 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,319 Speaker 4: I hope you have fun and don't and don't. I'm 836 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,440 Speaker 4: just gonna go ahead and tease statements right before I 837 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:35,040 Speaker 4: make them. Coming right up, I'm gonna ask Karen if 838 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,600 Speaker 4: she's excited for a tour. 839 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,560 Speaker 3: And here we go, Karen, do you have an upcoming tour? 840 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,240 Speaker 3: Are you excited? 841 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,920 Speaker 1: I am excited going to a bunch of cities. 842 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,160 Speaker 4: If you listen to my favorite murder goes a little long? 843 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,839 Speaker 4: Oh why am I so nervous? We're going the wrong 844 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,160 Speaker 4: way in all these parking lots. We're going through another 845 00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,759 Speaker 4: drive through the right way. 846 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,960 Speaker 3: We're going to wrap it up here, and uh, it 847 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,080 Speaker 3: was good to see you again. It's so much more 848 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,160 Speaker 3: continued catch. 849 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,839 Speaker 1: I know we're going to continue to catch up. 850 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,160 Speaker 3: You've been listening, So do you need a ride? D 851 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,920 Speaker 3: y n A R Pulk Hulk. 852 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,240 Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production. 853 00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:19,960 Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson. 854 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,800 Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choy. 855 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,080 Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner. 856 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,279 Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarreth. 857 00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:30,280 Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, 858 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,680 Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y nar Podcast. 859 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,680 Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com. 860 00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,960 Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh, You're welcome.