Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys reactions.
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Speaker 4: It is Slice time for Brooklyn Boys, episode number three
Speaker 4: thirty four and before what's going on there?
Speaker 5: Scary Brody? Brody Scary Yeah, yeah, we're both here. What's
Speaker 5: the matter, Brody? What's the matter? You're pointing to your ears?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, your sound quality is not great? It is it?
Speaker 4: Not up this par Maybe that's on your end, but
Speaker 4: I tell you I'm coming in loud and clear for
Speaker 4: the slices, and you know I'm here for the slices,
Speaker 4: not for you, quite honestly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, because how much you pay for your system?
Speaker 5: Is it not nine points? You've paid so much for
Speaker 5: your system. Those is coming to see if they can
Speaker 5: find a saving. This is not the system.
Speaker 4: This is the it's unfortunately the software program we use
Speaker 4: to communicate between us, which we're going to scrap very
Speaker 4: soon because I'm sick of it so.
Speaker 5: Well, it's pretty bad. By the way, if you're just
Speaker 5: joining us, we talk more about more important things than
Speaker 5: scary sound equipment. This is the episode about the episode. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: I guess that makes sense? Right, And then next week
Speaker 5: for three thirty five or next in a few days
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Speaker 5: what we talked about. All right, A Hi, here we go.
Speaker 7: Yep, Brodie's Brodie's Vinnie from Brooklyn Brody.
Speaker 8: Sorry, Bud, but maybe it's your public school that you
Speaker 8: should have not recommended to other people. Because you couldn't
Speaker 8: be more wrong about this continent conversation. By your definition,
Speaker 8: the UK is not part of Europe. Uh, Manhattan isn't
Speaker 8: part of North America. North America consists of twenty three countries,
Speaker 8: not three. Skary is actually wrong too, because it is
Speaker 8: technically part of the African Africa. That is correct, So
Speaker 8: it's not part of Europe. I understand what he means.
Speaker 8: But Saint John's is also considered part of the North
Speaker 8: American continent. I don't know where you came up with
Speaker 8: this idea that islands aren't part of continents. Continents are regions,
Speaker 8: not land mass. That is correct, Vinnie, I find it
Speaker 8: incredibly hysterical. Yeah, I think you were so confident in
Speaker 8: your in your assessment of continent.
Speaker 5: I was waiting for this moment.
Speaker 8: Couldn't be more wrong, uh, by your like I said,
Speaker 8: by your definition, Japan isn't part of Asia exactly. Most
Speaker 8: of the countries in Japan are islands. It has nothing
Speaker 8: to do with the other. One has zero to do
Speaker 8: with the other. Brody clearly. Yeah, there's gonna be a
Speaker 8: lot more people.
Speaker 4: I was wait waiting for this all week, actually because
Speaker 4: Brody said islands are not part of continents, which is
Speaker 4: complete bullshit. He just gave you eleven examples right there.
Speaker 4: And I was wrong because Okay, Canary Islands is owned
Speaker 4: by Spain and influenced by Spain. So that's why I
Speaker 4: was saying they're part of Europe, but they actually are
Speaker 4: part of Africa because they're next to Africa.
Speaker 5: Brody says they're not part of anything, and Brody, I
Speaker 5: said they were more Africa than part of Europe. But
Speaker 5: you said no, you said they were not part of
Speaker 5: a continent. All right, let's see where this goes. Sit
Speaker 5: back strap in, Brody, alright, video, I got do this.
Speaker 6: I just had to literally download the iHeart radio app.
Speaker 6: Just decide with Scary. So I can't believe you're making
Speaker 6: me do this, Brodie. But Hawaii, although it's not geographically
Speaker 6: part of North America, it does belong to the continent
Speaker 6: of North America, and of course even the US Virgin Islands.
Speaker 6: If you google it, it is part of the continent
Speaker 6: of North America. Canary Islands says Africa.
Speaker 9: So to do with that information was wrong on that.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, my name is Christmas, that's all.
Speaker 5: I just google her first talk back, and you stepped
Speaker 5: all over her name. Sorry, I apologize, I want to
Speaker 5: I want to just say I googled it. Hawaii is
Speaker 5: politically part of North America. Politics. We'll talk about geographic right, Scary,
Speaker 5: I was in the middle of a fucking sentence. Can
Speaker 5: I finish? Hawaii is politically part of North America, but
Speaker 5: geographically is not part of any continent. You're wrong. It's
Speaker 5: part of the content. Looking at the Internet, everybody is wrong.
Speaker 5: What continent is Hawaii? And Hawaii is the only US
Speaker 5: state which is not on the North American continent. It
Speaker 5: is totally disconnected geologically and geographically. It is not part
Speaker 5: of a continent. All right here, This is where Brody
Speaker 5: gets angry. You can fried egg on his head because
Speaker 5: he's really angry. I'm only angry at you. I'm not debating, Vinnie.
Speaker 5: I'm debating just Hawaii. Hawaii is not part of a continent.
Speaker 10: Hey, Brookenhamie from Queen's Here, Brody, you mentioned Miami cheap.
Speaker 10: I got Miami cheap for you right here. My dad
Speaker 10: has a button down, short sleeve shirt. It has colorful
Speaker 10: flowers on it and palm trees and all that shit.
Speaker 10: His friend got it for him last year to wear
Speaker 10: to a pool party, and he got it for seven
Speaker 10: dollars at party City. That's Miami cheap.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 11: Carbone Meats sounds like Bubbapalooza twenty twenty fives.
Speaker 12: I have fun, Robins, good get Scooty s is screwing
Speaker 12: shit up for Brody and.
Speaker 5: His stupid jokes.
Speaker 13: You know, Yeah, I need.
Speaker 7: Think about the Beatles first.
Speaker 3: But then I thought, hey, well let me see McCartney
Speaker 3: and Star are still alive, you know, And then I
Speaker 3: thought maybe Pantera, you know that bag Daryl got assassinated.
Speaker 7: But then one of the other members I don't know
Speaker 7: all the names. One of them is dead, but the
Speaker 7: other two are still alive, so you know, so you know,
Speaker 7: I just gave up.
Speaker 3: I said, fuck it, I'm gonna listen to the goddamn
Speaker 3: Punchland and then.
Speaker 7: You come up with it and she had rushmore. God
Speaker 7: can't get that was stupid, do you?
Speaker 14: Ah?
Speaker 7: Why would you say something like that? I don't know.
Speaker 7: Let me listen to the rest of it. Maybe there's
Speaker 7: a little logic there that I that I'm missing there. Okay,
Speaker 7: I'll listen to the rest of the podcast. Maybe you
Speaker 7: can explain yourself there, Brody, but Scooty stop missing sh
Speaker 7: up for Brody? All right, all right, I'll see it.
Speaker 15: Hey, Nanks in Washington. You know what I just cannot.
Speaker 15: I was not able to hold back. Katy Perry and
Speaker 15: the Blue Origin.
Speaker 16: Holy shit, twenty eight million dollars and all you gotta say,
Speaker 16: I feel love?
Speaker 7: Well, God damn lady, what in the fuck are we
Speaker 7: doing here?
Speaker 9: There's nothing else she could say.
Speaker 5: I guess that's okay, okay, I can't argue with that.
Speaker 5: By the way Katy Perry is getting brutalized on social media.
Speaker 5: I saw her for her dance moves, and they're all
Speaker 5: using the the skit from SNL where the two sisters
Speaker 5: are beautiful, the three sisters and the fourth sister. It
Speaker 5: has like, you know, small hands, yea, like the Lawrence
Speaker 5: Welk sketch those little brain damage. Yeah yeah that one.
Speaker 9: Yeah. Hey, this is Nick from Washington.
Speaker 15: You know what I just cannot. I was not able
Speaker 15: to hold back Katy Perry and the Blue Origin.
Speaker 5: Holy, I know know how many times he's gonna leave
Speaker 5: that talk back, And you know what.
Speaker 15: For all of you Katie Perry fans, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 15: gotta come correct. Let's talk about those two scientists and
Speaker 15: mandn When.
Speaker 17: Who was sexually assaulted at Harvard University, still got a
Speaker 17: degree from Harrard and a decade later became a candidate
Speaker 17: to be an astronaut and successfully went to space as
Speaker 17: a female scientist on Blue Origin and man done when look,
Speaker 17: and then you have another female scientist, Aisha Bao or
Speaker 17: Isha Belle.
Speaker 9: Sorry if I'm not saying it correctly, she has a.
Speaker 15: Master degree in space. I'm gonna say it again, master
Speaker 15: degree in space, and she's a real astronaut, so I
Speaker 15: think she feels more than just being loved when she
Speaker 15: went to space for the first time.
Speaker 16: So I don't know why we're not talking more about
Speaker 16: those two badass.
Speaker 4: Women because they were overshadowed by celebrities and star power.
Speaker 4: That's what I said Originally, I felt bad for these ladies.
Speaker 5: This is the last.
Speaker 15: Yeah, this is the last talk back, I swear, and yeah,
Speaker 15: it's straight shit talking about Katy Perry.
Speaker 6: Yo.
Speaker 16: I don't fucking get it. She gave birth to a
Speaker 16: kid in twenty twenty with Orlando Blue. Five years later,
Speaker 16: she's still not married to this fucking dude. Shoot, he
Speaker 16: went to a goddamn space. So you went to space,
Speaker 16: but you can't.
Speaker 9: Marry the guy.
Speaker 15: What the fuck are we doing, lady, I'm so fucking mad.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, exactly, I thought, don't yet what's good for
Speaker 5: other people? I mean, it doesn't matter who cares about
Speaker 5: I've been worth Robin fifteen years and I'm not married
Speaker 5: and that's all that story. Uh, you know what, considering
Speaker 5: Russell Brand is on trial now for rape and sexual assault. Whatever,
Speaker 5: maybe she made the right move. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 5: not saying, but here's the thing I thought he was
Speaker 5: gonna say, you gave birth to a child in twenty twenty.
Speaker 5: How could space be better than that? Like you learned
Speaker 5: love when you became a mom when you went up
Speaker 5: for an eleven minute car ride.
Speaker 18: Hey for coodboys, shame me from greens again, you guys
Speaker 18: post out breaking up with your person who does your hair. Oh,
Speaker 18: I got a story for you that's really good at
Speaker 18: piss Off Bronie, I think so. This woman would tell
Speaker 18: me after I was already done that she had to
Speaker 18: do some extra step or use some extra product or
Speaker 18: something extra that would cost ten or fifteen dollars extra.
Speaker 18: And she would do this every time I got my
Speaker 18: hair done. She would tell me afterward, and I was like, fine,
Speaker 18: fuck it whatever, I'll pay it.
Speaker 5: We have a similar story coming up on the Brooken
Speaker 5: Boys about where Jamie's going right now, but it has
Speaker 5: nothing to do with her hair on your head though.
Speaker 10: And what made me stop going was two separate times
Speaker 10: I would have to wait past my appointment time, like
Speaker 10: an hour because she was doing someone's hair real quick,
Speaker 10: but it seemed like a friend of hers. And the
Speaker 10: second time she knew I had to be done and
Speaker 10: out of the salon by a certain time because it
Speaker 10: was a Jewish holiday and I had to go to
Speaker 10: my family's house. And I ended up being late to
Speaker 10: the family's house because she was doing her friend's hair
Speaker 10: real quick, which made me really late.
Speaker 9: Hey, this is Nick Fron Washington.
Speaker 5: Okay, how that was the end of of Jamie. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: yet it happens something, but you got to pay extra
Speaker 5: for extra hair, we think.
Speaker 15: Hey, this is Nick from Washington again. I know, I know,
Speaker 15: don't hate me. Hey, David Brody, I'm so sorry. Those
Speaker 15: people at the Chinese joint fucked up your order and
Speaker 15: they put vegetables in your roast pork rice or you know,
Speaker 15: they should have they should have figured this out. You
Speaker 15: know you've been going you've been only going there for
Speaker 15: fucking two decades.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you just didn't want vegetables. Everybody fucking know, everybody
Speaker 9: in the world knows. Broke Brooklyn boy.
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you. Nick cut himself off and that was
Speaker 5: the end of that. But we know where he was going.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Nick, Thank you. I appreciate appreciate you always.
Speaker 9: Brooklyn boys. This is your boy.
Speaker 19: Aaron from Saint Louis via Canarci. I'm gonna chime in
Speaker 19: on the rock singer and the debut album debate. My
Speaker 19: favorite rock singer I think is one of the best
Speaker 19: ever is Steve Perry from Journey and the debut album
Speaker 19: undoubtedly Licensed to Ill from Beastie Boys.
Speaker 5: Now we're talking, thanks guys. That was not the debut
Speaker 5: album though. That was their third album. But that's okay,
Speaker 5: it was. I mean, we did talk about making sure
Speaker 5: it was a debut album. Oh yeah, okay that day
Speaker 5: it was not their debut. As Beastie Boys fans, we
Speaker 5: knew that. In fact, there was a fourth Beastie Boys.
Speaker 5: You know who that was. David Brody was a woman
Speaker 5: and she was the drummer, right, Yeah. Her name was
Speaker 5: Kate Schellenbach and she she started Luscius Jackson. After the
Speaker 5: she got kicked out of the Beastie Boys and they
Speaker 5: decided to go rap and they started to become a
Speaker 5: three up a trio. One of my favorite Beastie Boys
Speaker 5: songs is is from the era before License to Alle.
Speaker 5: It was She's on It. Yep, the punk and there
Speaker 5: was that punk phase they went through. Yeah, yeah, they
Speaker 5: were so technically Licensed to AE is technically that first
Speaker 5: hip hop album, correct, full blown hip hop correct all right,
Speaker 5: same way Nirvana Nevermind was their first album, right, Brody.
Speaker 20: Not not?
Speaker 19: No?
Speaker 7: Hey, got what going on?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I got the joke, and it took me about an
Speaker 7: hour and a half to get it, but I got it.
Speaker 7: Rocks her career day, you know, I don't think it'd
Speaker 7: be a.
Speaker 3: You know, it'd be kind of hard to do a
Speaker 3: career day on that for that for your kids, you know,
Speaker 3: but uh yeah, I definitely wouldn't take that job.
Speaker 5: There's a marda.
Speaker 7: There's more left than money.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 5: You don't want to them.
Speaker 7: Do something that. Man, You're gonna have to do some
Speaker 7: some some ling to your kids, you know. That's uh,
Speaker 7: that's my thig on it.
Speaker 5: Thank you. Hi, this is Chelle from That was the
Speaker 5: end of that running a porn star. Yeah, it was
Speaker 5: big a CEO of a porn company. Mm hmmm, that's
Speaker 5: what he was referencing.
Speaker 9: Hi, this is Michelle from Upstate.
Speaker 10: I hope I'm not one of like eighty five people
Speaker 10: leaving a talkback.
Speaker 21: On the Islands versus the Continent saying I wouldn't turn
Speaker 21: into another tire or Bronzino discussion but I'm actually scary
Speaker 21: on this one. Not saying that Brodie's wrong, but I
Speaker 21: genuinely thought all islands belonged to a continent. So my
Speaker 21: mind is just about blown too.
Speaker 5: Dam Again.
Speaker 9: I really charged their story was carried by their travels.
Speaker 20: I wish you guys in the Big Show would express
Speaker 20: more of your vacation stories because you've been kind of
Speaker 20: quiet about it. It ever be complains about you guys
Speaker 20: doing all that, No, I'll hear more. Just let the
Speaker 20: people your peeps, our peeps on the Big Show, you know,
Speaker 20: open up instead of being on the surface. Thanks.
Speaker 5: That's a good point. There's a lot of us on
Speaker 5: the show, you know, and it's hard to really go
Speaker 5: deep when you're doing a fast paced, live in real
Speaker 5: time morning show for people commuting to work. It's just
Speaker 5: a different texture. I guess that's why we have this
Speaker 5: forum here on the Brooklyn Boys, where we could get
Speaker 5: to elaborate on our vacations and other things. We also
Speaker 5: don't want to rub it in people's faces that we
Speaker 5: get to go on vacation. But yeah, yeah, I see
Speaker 5: what you're saying. People had questions. They want to see,
Speaker 5: They want to know what I did on my break
Speaker 5: and please they clearly don't follow you on social media,
Speaker 5: otherwise they would know what you DoD on you. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's all good though, but thank you for the feedback.
Speaker 20: I think from Ohio the Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 9: My tom brother.
Speaker 22: Just mentioned he's shy. He loves you guys too, since
Speaker 22: you guys constantly and he's just too shoy to mention anything.
Speaker 22: But give a shout out way, thanks, thanks.
Speaker 5: Guys, absolutely all right, shout out to one. All right, Yeah, Sean,
Speaker 5: we appreciate you listening. You don't have to believe by
Speaker 5: appreciate listening. Yeah, thanks buddy.
Speaker 23: Hey, Brian Don from Iowa. Technically, why is part of
Speaker 23: it is like categorized part of North America, But it's
Speaker 23: actually part of the Polynesian subregion of Oceania, so.
Speaker 5: That's not a continent.
Speaker 23: Both the guys are kind of right, but no, it
Speaker 23: is not a continent or part of the continent.
Speaker 4: Right, but the Polynesia is not a continent. So how
Speaker 4: do you even it's got to be one of the seven.
Speaker 4: If it has to fall in one of the seven,
Speaker 4: it's got to be part of America. That's why one
Speaker 4: has to doesn't have to We just learned Hawaii doesn't fall.
Speaker 5: That's what he was talking about. Hawaii. Yeah, it doesn't fall.
Speaker 5: It's not part of a continent. I looked that up.
Speaker 5: I just looked that up. It's not part of a continent.
Speaker 23: Okay, Yes, Scary Party is a part of North America.
Speaker 23: It's not North America. No broken by.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's it's not. I just looked it up. It's
Speaker 5: not all right, Brody, you could have your politically part
Speaker 5: of North America. I lost it on the other ones
Speaker 5: in the twenty three countries. Brody's gonna get angry again.
Speaker 7: No talent.
Speaker 5: Hawaii's part of North America. Wow, have you been You've
Speaker 5: been Hawaii?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 24: I have.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, I've been there. It's very nice. It's not
Speaker 5: quite as awesome as you'd think it was. Fun I
Speaker 5: kind of like a poka. Wow that's old peepe Okay,
Speaker 5: it was the nineteen eighties. I like, I like, hasn't
Speaker 5: been funny in a while. Move on, let's go.
Speaker 9: You're here originally from Palm Beach.
Speaker 25: I am in Hollywood now, but I love West One
Speaker 25: Beach Scary, so good job for you finding that area.
Speaker 25: A lot of people overlook it now it's becoming definitely
Speaker 25: more popular because of how.
Speaker 9: Annoying Miami is.
Speaker 25: I would never live south of the border, which is
Speaker 25: uh the county line road to get you to Miami Dade.
Speaker 9: But one day I hope to move back north to
Speaker 9: like Jupiter. That area.
Speaker 5: Good for you.
Speaker 9: Hope you enjoyed it.
Speaker 26: I did.
Speaker 4: And I have a story about Palm Beaches National Airport
Speaker 4: on the Brook and Boys podcast. Make sure I'm looking
Speaker 4: looking for Roddie. I may need to enlist Brody's help.
Speaker 4: We may we may have all We may have a
Speaker 4: free dessert issue on our hands. Oh, very exciting, Brody.
Speaker 27: Scary scary Brody.
Speaker 28: This is Fern down in Atlanta listening to the episode
Speaker 28: about Brody cheating on his hairdresser. I had a hairdresser
Speaker 28: that did my hair for about two years at the
Speaker 28: salon my wife goes to. So he ended up going
Speaker 28: to jail for a year. So I was, I guess,
Speaker 28: allotted another girl in the salon after which I did.
Speaker 28: She did my hair while the other girl was in
Speaker 28: jail and burning in from Atlanta. So when hairdresser number
Speaker 28: one got out of jail and returned, I was in
Speaker 28: a quagmire of do I go back to her or
Speaker 28: do I.
Speaker 9: Continue on with hairdresser number two.
Speaker 28: I love it, and considering we had been I had
Speaker 28: been going to her for like a year, so you know,
Speaker 28: obviously giving her my business for a year. I felt
Speaker 28: bad if I took it away from her, but at
Speaker 28: the same time felt awkward. And then hairdresser number two
Speaker 28: decided to get married.
Speaker 9: And moved away.
Speaker 5: Okay, problem solved, right.
Speaker 28: Wait, so when hairdresser part hairdresser number two got married
Speaker 28: and moved away, Yeah, hairdresser number one was no longer
Speaker 28: working weekends, so I ended up starting with another girl
Speaker 28: in the salon. So I'm on hairdresser number three. So
Speaker 28: the kind of inner salon joke about me is I'm
Speaker 28: the salon whore because I've been with just about every
Speaker 28: hairdresser in that salon.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 28: It is an awkward feeling, like that girlfriend breakup filling.
Speaker 9: I hear you, man. It is funny though when you
Speaker 9: think about it, and it's no harm.
Speaker 5: No felt he was gonna have to do one of
Speaker 5: those joint custody things where he's going to have to
Speaker 5: go back and forth every other month. But this problem himself,
Speaker 5: I don't know what the first hairdresser went to jail
Speaker 5: for Yeah, he didn't say maybe maybe I don't want
Speaker 5: to upset her when she has scissors in her hand
Speaker 5: or like a razor. You know what I mean? I
Speaker 5: hold on?
Speaker 8: What do you do?
Speaker 5: You go back to the first one because she's like, oh,
Speaker 5: well he was the original.
Speaker 29: What do you be like?
Speaker 5: Listen you you it's not my fault. You got arrested,
Speaker 5: so you lost the client. You went to jail and
Speaker 5: you lost the client.
Speaker 13: What do you do?
Speaker 5: What would you do?
Speaker 7: What would you do?
Speaker 5: If someone's at home he's crying alone on the bedroom
Speaker 5: floor because he's hungry? What would you do for a
Speaker 5: Klondike bar? And the only way to feed him is
Speaker 5: to sleep with the man for a little bit of money,
Speaker 5: a little bit of mone Okay, yeah, Wrestling.
Speaker 21: The Boys Podcast.
Speaker 7: We will be right back.
Speaker 5: Okay, all here we go. I be honest, Sky, What
Speaker 5: do you like better?
Speaker 30: What?
Speaker 5: What do you like better? What would you do? Or
Speaker 5: what would you do? Which like better? What would you
Speaker 5: do for a Klondike bar?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 5: Do you like the song? Well, would you do if
Speaker 5: your mom was you know, your kid was at home?
Speaker 5: Or like which if you like the song better? Or
Speaker 5: a clondike bar. No like the song better? You like
Speaker 5: the song better? Not like, what would you do for
Speaker 5: a klondike bar? Would I have a klonmic bar? You
Speaker 5: don't like clondike bars? I love it, but I like
Speaker 5: City High? What would you do better? That was a
Speaker 5: that was a bop back? What do I say the
Speaker 5: rest of development? You said arrested development? It's city High?
Speaker 5: Any yeah, city High? And let me ask your question.
Speaker 5: It's a hot day. It's let's say it's in the
Speaker 5: middle of July. Yeah, it's brutally hot outside. You're sweating
Speaker 5: like a pig. And somebody says to you, would you
Speaker 5: like to hear?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 5: What would you do? What's the name of that song?
Speaker 5: What would you do right? Would like you? What would
Speaker 5: you do by City High? Would you like a nice, cold,
Speaker 5: creamy klondike bar? You would choose the song well? And
Speaker 5: that in that case, I have to go for the
Speaker 5: clondike bar. Okay, all right, just check it. But as
Speaker 5: far as references go, I like, what would you do?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 5: But given the choice, at any moment, someone's like, hey,
Speaker 5: when you heard that song again, you want to climb back?
Speaker 14: Bar?
Speaker 5: You did? Sometimes say song song need Yeah, I need
Speaker 5: to keep my girls figure. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I sink cladeyk bar every time.
Speaker 9: Oday, episode three thirty four. This is a nick from Washington.
Speaker 5: Hold on, hold on, hold on, David Brody, I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: and you're got so concerned about your haircut.
Speaker 9: You keep mentioning every goddamn episode how you are unemployed
Speaker 9: and you stay home and you save money. So what's
Speaker 9: up with the haircut?
Speaker 30: Man?
Speaker 9: Stay home, wait an extra week, save some money. Come on, man,
Speaker 9: be frugal.
Speaker 5: I listen, I'm with you, but I gotta look good
Speaker 5: for pickleball Hey.
Speaker 10: Brooklyn Boys, Shamy from Cleen.
Speaker 9: Yes, scary, I know that it's after twelve thirty in
Speaker 9: the morning. Shut the fuck up and mind.
Speaker 22: You a business?
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 10: Anyway, Brody said he would take that poorn executive job,
Speaker 10: and I think that would be awesome because I can't
Speaker 10: and to imagine the parody songs that Brodie would write
Speaker 10: to promote that company and.
Speaker 5: The title I would come up with, very true.
Speaker 31: Albrooke Boys, what up as your boy? Asian mic So,
Speaker 31: I was listening to the last talkback for episode was
Speaker 31: at three thirty two, and I heard that, like my
Speaker 31: my talkback didn't go through. But anyways, all.
Speaker 9: Right, I'm driving home right now.
Speaker 31: I made my last uber each pick up, so I'm
Speaker 31: heading home.
Speaker 5: So, like as I was saying, speaking.
Speaker 31: Of airports, and.
Speaker 5: I don't know why this is like cutting off on me.
Speaker 31: It's like it keeps on crashing every time I try
Speaker 31: to leave the talk back.
Speaker 5: No, because it's thirty seconds, my friend, you get thirty seconds.
Speaker 32: Anyway, Well, how about hiring me as your new app
Speaker 32: development I mean, like, I'm into I know all about
Speaker 32: app development and have an IT background.
Speaker 31: And you just give me a job. So, as I
Speaker 31: was saying, speaking of airlines and airports and badge, they
Speaker 31: used to be.
Speaker 4: This airline, motherfucker wasted another thirty seconds. I mean they
Speaker 4: could have just got right to it. Buddy, what happened
Speaker 4: he cut himself off?
Speaker 5: It didn't That didn't sound like thirty seconds like I
Speaker 5: was thirty. I'm watching it. I'm watching the clock countdown.
Speaker 5: Are here we go? He left it. Here's a twenty
Speaker 5: twenty three second one from him. Yes, yes, all right.
Speaker 5: Crashing is a great song by Jackson Mannegan go on.
Speaker 24: There used to be this airline called t w A
Speaker 24: remember that back.
Speaker 31: One of the most famous on the flight, and when
Speaker 31: the refreshment cart came you had your choice.
Speaker 32: Of like soda, juices, wines and spirits, and then you
Speaker 32: had twa water, twa coffee and then there was t
Speaker 32: w at Okay?
Speaker 14: Is that it?
Speaker 5: That's it? Okay jumps from one fifty in the morning
Speaker 5: to eight forty eight am. You don't think that he
Speaker 5: was contemplating his next talkback and then left another one
Speaker 5: six hours later? Do you what do you think? Like
Speaker 5: I got to talk about the t w a water
Speaker 5: but that was it?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, do you think he continued his thought here
Speaker 5: or is it somebody else I have? I don't know,
Speaker 5: Oh oh.
Speaker 25: No, no, it's somebody else working on jew here the
Speaker 25: jew I already know for the homework and the riddle
Speaker 25: that everyone's going to say the Beatles, but obviously a
Speaker 25: lot of hopefully most people realize that Paul McCartney isn't
Speaker 25: dead yet.
Speaker 9: Ringo, that's actually Ringo the assassinated part throws me off. Brody.
Speaker 25: That has to be probably the best dad riddle joke
Speaker 25: I've ever heard.
Speaker 9: Kudos, man, that was That was a good one.
Speaker 25: Thanks for bringing it.
Speaker 5: You're welcome. It's not my joke. It just it shows
Speaker 5: up on Facebook as a read like, you know, a video,
Speaker 5: and I only brought it to the table because of the.
Speaker 33: Answers, guys or from Connecticut. I am dying about carbones
Speaker 33: because Robin probably just doesn't want to hear you, even
Speaker 33: though you say she's like minded. Maybe hey, maybe she's
Speaker 33: gonna you know, she's loving it too. But I'm just
Speaker 33: waiting for the Trucker to make a song about this,
Speaker 33: because you're gonna say what a bougie bastard you are
Speaker 33: and how you're ruining Robin's birthday, even though you're probably not.
Speaker 33: But I'm sure he's gonna make a song about it.
Speaker 12: So let's go, Trucker.
Speaker 9: Let's make a song about bougie Scarier.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you could do that.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, did you all see the pictures, the videos, the
Speaker 4: stories that I left. Robin had that fucking time of
Speaker 4: her life. She wouldn't have traded her for the world.
Speaker 4: And we wound up flying down there on a private
Speaker 4: jet funded by Elvis. All right, all right, Bougie, rely,
Speaker 4: we listen.
Speaker 7: I didn't pay for it.
Speaker 5: I'm not boot someone's gonna offer you a private jet.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna fucking take it every time. You wouldn't jump
Speaker 5: on it. No, what I'll tell you. I'll give you
Speaker 5: two reasons why I wouldn't get on a private plane.
Speaker 5: Well especially okay, all right, Yeah, Number one, I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't trust private planes. I feel like that the
Speaker 5: crash rate is much higher. Number two, and I've told
Speaker 5: you this since I met you. You die in a
Speaker 5: situation with a celebrity, no one will ever remember who
Speaker 5: you are. It'll be like Elvis Duran and a couple
Speaker 5: other people died on a plane.
Speaker 30: Hey, scary, Brody did not get that guy fired. You
Speaker 30: fuacky got himself fired.
Speaker 5: If you would have left the doors open, nothing.
Speaker 27: Would have happened here.
Speaker 5: You'd be all right. The male man.
Speaker 30: The fact that he got fired for one door open, Nah,
Speaker 30: he must have left a bunch of doors open with
Speaker 30: multiple complaints for him.
Speaker 9: They can get fired, Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 30: And if it was your mail that got stolen, aloft
Speaker 30: something important that you needed, I bet you'd be fucking mad.
Speaker 9: Brody, you did good, fucking.
Speaker 4: I was just pointing it out, that's all. Brody doesn't
Speaker 4: want to admit to the fact that you got the
Speaker 4: guy fired. I didn't say we know it was a
Speaker 4: good or bad thing. I'm just saying, Brodie got the
Speaker 4: guy fired.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't. The guy who works in the community
Speaker 5: he had called made the call. I didn't make the call.
Speaker 5: I was the hero of this Live with It.
Speaker 9: I'm the hero again, Brody.
Speaker 30: I don't know man casting couch, bang Bus. You're making
Speaker 30: very specific jokes for somebody that doesn't watch Born.
Speaker 5: I don't know all the bat on the carpet. These
Speaker 5: are pop culture references that anyone who works in media
Speaker 5: would know. They're like you major, They're not like, uh,
Speaker 5: underground when bang bus is like bang Bus is like
Speaker 5: top five, top three. I guess the castle right behind
Speaker 5: Playboy and Penthouse. No, you don't remember, Like six or
Speaker 5: seven years ago, people would send around a picture of
Speaker 5: the couch, like if you know what the couch is? Yes,
Speaker 5: So I looked up what the couch was. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: that's the couch. So that's hide with the couch pop
Speaker 5: culture reference.
Speaker 34: He's gonna file it under that, okay, Hey, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 34: is Maria Fromenian City. I'm responding to the latest episode
Speaker 34: in regard to Scary going to Carbone Beach for Robin's
Speaker 34: birthday thanks to Elvis. And I feel like this was
Speaker 34: when Scary took Brody to the steakhouse and then.
Speaker 9: He got it for free.
Speaker 35: So Scary still owes Brody a steak dinner. I think
Speaker 35: he still owes Robin a birthday weekend.
Speaker 5: Elvis got her the gift. Elvis got her the gift.
Speaker 5: I was gonna save that for the Brooklyn Boys. Yes,
Speaker 5: I'll bring it up again again.
Speaker 9: Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 35: Is Maria from Union City again. I'm still listening, and
Speaker 35: y'all are talking about the hairstylist or barber and my
Speaker 35: son he would go to this one barber shop. They
Speaker 35: only took cash, but we liked him. He was a
Speaker 35: nice guy. He was going through some personal stuff. We
Speaker 35: had to find another one and we asked our neighbor
Speaker 35: upstairs because they have the same type of hair as
Speaker 35: my son. And now we go to this other place.
Speaker 35: And now that the other barber's back. Yeah, so now
Speaker 35: the other Murray again. So now now the other stylist
Speaker 35: is available again. But this new one they are great.
Speaker 35: This barbershop's great. They're great with kids, they take credit cards,
Speaker 35: they take Zell Venmo everything, and I'm like wow, and
Speaker 35: they're like two blocks closer to us. So now we're here,
Speaker 35: and I feel bad with the other guys. So I
Speaker 35: understand having to move on from a hairstylist or cheating
Speaker 35: on one. You know, hey, it's Maria again. I'm not
Speaker 35: sure if this is my last one. I'm not done
Speaker 35: listening to the episode. But I was with my hairstylist
Speaker 35: for almost twenty years, and then he got up and
Speaker 35: moved to Florida because New Jersey was getting too expensive
Speaker 35: to own his own business here. And it took me
Speaker 35: almost a year and a half to find a new one.
Speaker 35: I finally did. I really like her, but I did
Speaker 35: go to a bad one in between, and there's nothing
Speaker 35: like finding a good one.
Speaker 5: Exactly, so you stick with them. Thank you for that.
Speaker 5: We appreciate your feedback. Maria. It's great that the guy
Speaker 5: was closer. Imagine he was two blocks further. You had
Speaker 5: to walk past the old barber to get to the
Speaker 5: new barber. You're like, oh, look there's my old kay. Hey,
Speaker 5: hey hey, you walk by, You're like, oh, there's my
Speaker 5: client with long hair. And then an hour later he
Speaker 5: walks by again, Hey there's my client with short hair.
Speaker 5: What the fuck? Hio? I don't know there was a
Speaker 5: Joe coming, Otherwise it would have paused. It's always a
Speaker 5: Joe coming.
Speaker 36: Hey, it's say from New Jersey. Just listening to the
Speaker 36: discussion about your friend Darren. I hope you didn't just
Speaker 36: screw your best friend. I mean, I hope by the
Speaker 36: time of this recording he's already made a decision. Because
Speaker 36: if I'm working in HR and I just interviewed some
Speaker 36: tall guy named Darren, and I think, Wow, this guy's perfect.
Speaker 36: And then I turn on a podcast to hear that
Speaker 36: he's embarrassed by the idea of working with me, but
Speaker 36: he's gonna make a lot of money for a little
Speaker 36: bit of work. I'd probably think about rescinding my offer.
Speaker 5: Wow, you're very very true. Okay, oh it's true. But
Speaker 5: the odds of the porn company listening to our podcast
Speaker 5: slim to none. But if you are listening, I'm available.
Speaker 5: I caught with great parody titles and broke you know,
Speaker 5: from new movies, and Brody knows every porn title because
Speaker 5: he's watched the lall, especially the back I don't know,
Speaker 5: I don't know the time, but like I want to
Speaker 5: see Thunderbolts, I'd be like call it underbolts or thunderbolts.
Speaker 9: Scary and Brody and scary Garodi Gardy from CT Scary.
Speaker 37: Are you taking the piss on the slices again? Exactly
Speaker 37: a year ago you were telling us the Nemberlands was
Speaker 37: in Scandinavia and now Highlands are part of Consonants.
Speaker 9: They are slices.
Speaker 5: I wish he was first, but don't come on, Scary.
Speaker 9: We should be blaming the school and God bless Brody
Speaker 9: undoubtedly and unequivocally the intellectual Brooklyn boy.
Speaker 4: Yes, but that is a wrong time to say that,
Speaker 4: my friend. That is the worst time to proclaim that
Speaker 4: as he was completely wrong. Sonny, you know what I'm
Speaker 4: gonna say, ask Ai google it.
Speaker 5: Brody is wrong. I'm gonna say, Okay, take a breath.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, when I went to school, you know
Speaker 5: how they they change things, like, you know, Pluto's no
Speaker 5: longer a planet whatever, Yeah it is a planet again.
Speaker 5: I can't keep track. I think that they were not
Speaker 5: part of a continent when I went to public school,
Speaker 5: and then now they changed. Sure, That's what I'm going with. Sure,
Speaker 5: I go with that.
Speaker 37: Yeah, I'm just hoping tall Darren doesn't get too big
Speaker 37: for his breeches. And remember I'm saying britches with an r.
Speaker 37: If he accepts this new CEO position, I think TD
Speaker 37: tall Darren would make a fine Chief Erotic Officer HIO.
Speaker 5: I like that Chief Erotic officer, very very good.
Speaker 38: Brody and scary, never scary and brody.
Speaker 5: This is well from CT.
Speaker 38: God damn it scary. I was gonna take a guess
Speaker 38: on that riddle, all right. I mean, my dumb ass
Speaker 38: was going to say the Rolling Stones for some damn reasons.
Speaker 5: Three of the four people who are alive.
Speaker 38: You know, Appetite for destruction is obviously you know. But
Speaker 38: Mike pick would be Whitney. I think when they have
Speaker 38: the best debut album of all time in my opinion, that's.
Speaker 5: Pretty goods a great one. That's a great choice. Yeah,
Speaker 5: of and overlook well from CT again.
Speaker 39: I mean, if the money's right and the benefits of
Speaker 39: rice shit, you better take that talk, Darren.
Speaker 5: Porn is not.
Speaker 39: Taboo like it once was many many many moons ago.
Speaker 39: It's pretty mainstream like they have documentary flis and it's
Speaker 39: way more out there than it once was. Shit For
Speaker 39: the right amount of money, I'll take almost any job,
Speaker 39: even be Kanye West's social media manager.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, it's funny. It's funny you say porn isn't taboo,
Speaker 5: because back in the day, there was a very successful
Speaker 5: run of movies called Taboo that were porn movies at all.
Speaker 5: It's like twenty sequels.
Speaker 4: From what I understand, Brody knows that because it's a
Speaker 4: pop culture reference, not because he saw it.
Speaker 5: That's correct. That's correct. I'm aware of the trivia of it.
Speaker 40: He's making it an analogy, strictly an analogy. I'm going
Speaker 40: to listen to since day one, even when I didn't
Speaker 40: like all the other shows before the Brooklyn Boys, I've
Speaker 40: been listening the whole time, and you are number one.
Speaker 5: I put you as number one. Thank you.
Speaker 40: But dear God, can you stop being such an asshole?
Speaker 40: It's scary all the time? Oh me, dude, stop it.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's a you. Brody's so brody.
Speaker 40: Do you have to be right in every damn argument
Speaker 40: all the time? You have one thing with you. It
Speaker 40: seems like you like to diminish the way that scaries
Speaker 40: breen cells even work. He has his own brain cells.
Speaker 40: They don't agree with yours. An analogy is an analogy.
Speaker 40: Stop being an asshole.
Speaker 5: Well, an analogy is only an analogy if it's factual.
Speaker 5: But I am an asshole. But I don't know your
Speaker 5: name or where you're from because you didn't say you
Speaker 5: got cut off. So thank you for your input. I
Speaker 5: will work on being three percent less of an asshole,
Speaker 5: all right, If you could do that, that would be great, Brody.
Speaker 5: But you know what I've just if I start, If
Speaker 5: I start, if I start agreeing with Scary and complimenting him,
Speaker 5: you're gonna leave it. Talk back on why is the
Speaker 5: podcast so boring? You guys are getting along. I don't
Speaker 5: understand you grew and everything.
Speaker 30: Now.
Speaker 4: The reason why I stick around because I'm Teflon, Because
Speaker 4: I'm Teflon man.
Speaker 5: That's right, That's why we're a good team, exactly because
Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck. Right, how scared? Don't I
Speaker 5: don't even remember what he did, what he said to them?
Speaker 5: Have no idea, Brodie, I love you.
Speaker 12: The men should give a nod and give the gift
Speaker 12: on behalf of the woman, exactly.
Speaker 5: What that's the wedding gifts. Women shouldn't have to give
Speaker 5: a wedding gift. Oh, that's right. Man should just all
Speaker 5: take care of the wedding gifts. Call back the boys
Speaker 5: from Jersey, Oh, how could he fall?
Speaker 9: Scary? Islands are not?
Speaker 23: They are?
Speaker 5: Dude, make my brain hurt.
Speaker 9: Scary Stop it ten minutes in my brain's about the
Speaker 9: fucking scary. Stop saying dom.
Speaker 36: Shit, please stop it.
Speaker 5: Scary Holy fuck. Okay, dude, now now you're exposed.
Speaker 4: Now you sound like an idiot because you're wrong, and
Speaker 4: so is Brodie, and so is anybody who says that
Speaker 4: islands are not part of continents, end the story.
Speaker 7: They are.
Speaker 5: They are. They simply are. You are part of something.
Speaker 4: You have seven choices, pick one, but you gotta pick
Speaker 4: one now again.
Speaker 5: The Canary Islands, I was wrong. Not part of Europe,
Speaker 5: part of Africa?
Speaker 28: Whatout Brooklyn Boys, It's fern in Atlanta, sectionally three thirty
Speaker 28: four About the conversation about the greatest debut album. I
Speaker 28: don't know that it is statistically the greatest album, but
Speaker 28: personally I think Snoop Dogg's Doggie Style was probably one
Speaker 28: of the greatest.
Speaker 5: Debut album Another good one.
Speaker 28: Considering where Snoop Dogg has landed from that mm hmm, yeah, that's.
Speaker 9: Just my thoughts. You got to guess.
Speaker 12: Thank you, buddy, Reggie here and Scary Man Square.
Speaker 33: Keep this podcast clean you of all people, Okay, uh huh.
Speaker 12: I don't know why I'm having trouble saying podcasts. We
Speaker 12: don't need anyone saying anything gross on here.
Speaker 5: I did it. I grossed her out. I didn't think
Speaker 5: that was possible. I think she's being facetious. I know, Okay,
Speaker 5: you couldn't.
Speaker 12: Reggie here or I'm scary So I have not been
Speaker 12: to a hair salon since two thousand and six. I
Speaker 12: guess this wouldn't work for you, guys, But here's what
Speaker 12: I do. I just wash my hair, I put it
Speaker 12: in a ponytail, and I cut the ponytail in half.
Speaker 12: I've been doing that for haircuts since two thousand and six.
Speaker 7: Same, no worries.
Speaker 12: I wasn't gonna call in and say the Beatles because
Speaker 12: I can't even name a rock group period.
Speaker 5: Okay. Really, that's why I thought for sure that you
Speaker 5: would have been able to Okay, thank you so much?
Speaker 5: All right round two ended.
Speaker 30: Podcast.
Speaker 5: Woof all right, that was a batch. That was a hell.
Speaker 5: Here comes the third batch. It's like the pancake. The
Speaker 5: first pancake that's definitely a good one. But now that
Speaker 5: now we're in the third pancake. These are juicy. This
Speaker 5: is good. These are the perfect ones. Right if you
Speaker 5: have pancake, If your pancake is juicy, there's a problem.
Speaker 12: Guys, listen, I sent that before I heard Brodie say
Speaker 12: it was like Brooklyn Industrial.
Speaker 5: But it's absolutely not.
Speaker 41: Got me a little fun, all right, hey, by boys,
Speaker 41: Christy from Saddlebrook regarding episode three three four. Take the job,
Speaker 41: no harm, no foul in working for a porn company.
Speaker 41: If he's good at what he does, he will increase
Speaker 41: it else And if he sees the company going down
Speaker 41: upon intended, he can get out on his terms before
Speaker 41: it crashes and burns. Being CEO of the company could
Speaker 41: look good on any resume.
Speaker 5: I take a job he could finish prematurely and leave Hio.
Speaker 5: I gave him the advice to take the job. I
Speaker 5: wonder if he did.
Speaker 42: We need some follow up on it, yeah, Responding boys,
Speaker 42: MJ from NJA listening. I am at the gym, walking
Speaker 42: on a treadmill, panting water and I spit the water
Speaker 42: completely out breaking laughter. You've got to get that ash
Speaker 42: the lady back, ash the girl back on. She cracked
Speaker 42: the freaking ship. It was hilarious, especially.
Speaker 7: She says as she says, fuck you.
Speaker 42: Brodie, I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks the Dead was about
Speaker 42: a bunch of men paying for the woman because she
Speaker 42: just has a vagina.
Speaker 23: It is chivalry.
Speaker 42: It is a nice gesture, whether.
Speaker 33: You have money or not.
Speaker 42: But bottom line, I still think at least maybe the
Speaker 42: woman could pay the tip. All right, love you guys, got.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 26: I'm j from n J.
Speaker 42: Just the Vinny from Brooklyn guy. He cracks me up
Speaker 42: as well, the trucker guy.
Speaker 26: Laan Bell does Reggie a bunch of I can't there's
Speaker 26: so many slices, but it makes the splice ci pod
Speaker 26: tip very enjoyable.
Speaker 14: All right, keep up, Okay.
Speaker 5: That was the end of her Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Did she keep up is the question? Or did she
Speaker 5: fall off the treadmill? We'll never know, but she sees
Speaker 5: an episode behind, and she's two episodes.
Speaker 43: Slice from Pie here talking about her. I was once
Speaker 43: moving and I told my hairdresser this would be the
Speaker 43: last time, and we said goodbye and everything, and then
Speaker 43: I just happened to be back in the area getting
Speaker 43: a sandwich at the Brooklyn Boy Pork store there in Milford,
Speaker 43: and I went to get a haircut and she was like, oh,
Speaker 43: what are you doing here? I was like, oh, well
Speaker 43: I was here and could be totally coincidence, but she
Speaker 43: gave me a shit cut.
Speaker 37: I got a horrible cut, So.
Speaker 9: Not f you was it? But that happened?
Speaker 5: Wow? Okay, wow.
Speaker 43: Slice from the three one four here get it PI.
Speaker 43: This might jinx it for me, But for advice for
Speaker 43: slices whose talkbacks get lost, you.
Speaker 9: Gotta kind of time it a little bit. You can't
Speaker 9: do it right after slice time.
Speaker 43: You gotta wait for the episode and here if they're
Speaker 43: going on vacation or something, you gotta put some thought
Speaker 43: into when you do it.
Speaker 9: You gotta time it.
Speaker 43: He's right, you know, talking about a tenory if Brodie's
Speaker 43: niner reef joke, I was thinking the same thing in
Speaker 43: my head when he said it. So his comedic geniuses
Speaker 43: a rubbing off on me. Uh talking about a l
Speaker 43: e XA. If you guys know, there's an entire South
Speaker 43: Park episode where they say it one hundred times and
Speaker 43: things go off like crazy and Vinnie, have you heard
Speaker 43: Joe Rogan's fake moon landing episode?
Speaker 9: You should check that out. It sounds like you'd like that.
Speaker 5: All right, we're using our podcast to promote on the
Speaker 5: podcast I Kiss Awesome. And while we're at it, listening
Speaker 5: to call her Daddy episode number two sixty three. Oh
Speaker 5: stop it. Can you imagine Joe Rogan playing talkbacks on
Speaker 5: his show, Hey Joe, how you doing? Yeah, yeah, listen ya,
Speaker 5: I'm all about vaccines. Anyway, listen. I just want to
Speaker 5: let you know the Brooklyn Boys episode three thirty two,
Speaker 5: they were talking about women paying for Denny. You should
Speaker 5: check it out. That doesn't happen.
Speaker 44: Casey here a longtime listener, but first time call her in.
Speaker 11: I am up in.
Speaker 44: Duneas County, Duch, just north of Putnam County. It's actually
Speaker 44: called Putnam As Brody said, Sorry scary. Yeah, we're up
Speaker 44: in the boonies up here. But I'm commenting on three
Speaker 44: thirty one about the people think that the industry is
Speaker 44: Casey here again, so commenting on three thirty one, and
Speaker 44: about how they don't understand the radio business and that
Speaker 44: money is involved. I run cafeterias, and all the teachers
Speaker 44: come down and take all the spoons and forks and
Speaker 44: for their class parties. And I to the point that
Speaker 44: I had to say small.
Speaker 35: Two more cases a week.
Speaker 44: So I am officially now the spoon Nazi in my
Speaker 44: school district.
Speaker 5: I think better than the Soup Nazi. But yeah, no,
Speaker 5: I mean people think that Soundgardens, what Soundgarden song? Spoon
Speaker 5: Nazi Nazi. Yeah, we feel your pain. People think that
Speaker 5: it's all free, free resources. Oh well, we're just gonna
Speaker 5: grab everything from the cafeteria's. You know, you guys have
Speaker 5: budgets too, you have to, you know, you pay for
Speaker 5: that stuff. We worked with a guy at THEDEO station
Speaker 5: who used to take home the coffee pods and the
Speaker 5: coffee for his hands. I remember that. Yes, what was
Speaker 5: his name again? Scared? Was it Anthony? I don't know?
Speaker 5: In case he maybe maybe on this podcast, we're gonna
Speaker 5: we're gonna move along, all right.
Speaker 11: This is m J from NJ.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to figure that out again.
Speaker 42: I don't know why the thing isn't coming out on
Speaker 42: this iHeart bullshit thing anyway. I just want to shout
Speaker 42: out to try whatever that guy's name. He was funny,
Speaker 42: and then the songs from Trucker Cowboy and Kelsey or Casey.
Speaker 42: I understand your pain. So I probably did a thousand talkbacks,
Speaker 42: all right, So it's me again about the thing with
Speaker 42: the dinner with the vaginas. I don't think. I don't know,
Speaker 42: all right, walk all right, they want to pay, that's
Speaker 42: an We've already covered this, hope back in the day
Speaker 42: we did men did that. They're like, yeah, okay, but
Speaker 42: at least repetitive something. Maybe they make no money than
Speaker 42: these guys anyway, but I know it's a nice gesture,
Speaker 42: but pay something.
Speaker 5: Commented on this too, Brodie. Wait, no, she's back again.
Speaker 5: Hold on, she had another one.
Speaker 42: All right, So about the lady, Yeah, she's very forceful,
Speaker 42: but I hope she was joking, Like she said, I'm
Speaker 42: going out with you guys. If you're not going to pay,
Speaker 42: fuck you.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 5: No, that I hope is a joke.
Speaker 42: I mean everybody should be invited. I mean she makes
Speaker 42: enough money fuck that ship. But I hope she was joking.
Speaker 42: All right, guys, I don't know what else there was.
Speaker 42: I don't know that the iHeart thing wasn't working.
Speaker 5: Run she cut back to us, cut herself off. She's
Speaker 5: definitely double commenting now on on what's top. I'm not
Speaker 5: sure they're going through Brooklyn Blade.
Speaker 45: It'snatty from Brooklyn and the Bronx. So in regrets to
Speaker 45: this whole astronaut up in space thing, please please people
Speaker 45: stop fucking talking about it. It's really not that important.
Speaker 45: You keep complaining, but you keep talking about it, and
Speaker 45: you're not even talking about the actual scientists. You're talking
Speaker 45: about the celebrities and Bertie. I'm sorry, but even the scientists,
Speaker 45: they were not actual astronauts. Please just shut the fuck.
Speaker 8: This is Maddie.
Speaker 5: I got caught off.
Speaker 45: People who don't understand the concept or don't believe in science,
Speaker 45: please stop leaving talkbacks. This is not the podcast for you.
Speaker 45: Now on to the dinner and the women paying for it.
Speaker 45: Asian Mike, I'd like to say that I am independent,
Speaker 45: but I am not stupid. If somebody offers me a
Speaker 45: free food, whether it's a man or a woman, I'm
Speaker 45: taking it. And if you ask me on a date,
Speaker 45: you bet your ass I'm expecting you to pay. In
Speaker 45: every other instance, I do expect to pay my own way.
Speaker 45: This is Maddie again. Finally, in regards to the black
Speaker 45: tie issue, people please look up what black tie is.
Speaker 45: You don't need to buy a tuxedo. You don't need
Speaker 45: to wear a tuxedo. You can wear a dinner jacket
Speaker 45: or a dark suit. It's white tied that requires tails
Speaker 45: in a text, you know, in a boat tie and
Speaker 45: all that. Please look it up. Be informed. Stop bitching.
Speaker 5: I don't want a black suit, Brodie. I am so sorry.
Speaker 45: I really hate to agree with Scary, really truly. You
Speaker 45: know this hell sorry to Westchester is not rural technical definition,
Speaker 45: but you know the connotative meaning is what people know.
Speaker 45: And come on, bro don't make me agree with Scary.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I apologize. You like the way you like me
Speaker 5: more than you admit. Maddie, what I was saying was,
Speaker 5: it's rural compared to what I'm used to. It's rural,
Speaker 5: but yes it is. It is suburbia, but it's it's
Speaker 5: bordering rural. It's close enough to Row. It's not rural,
Speaker 5: not even close. Don't don't make me sick, Maddie. On
Speaker 5: you again, Mattie. Maddy loves me. I'm not worried killing
Speaker 5: Maddie to disagree with me us this.
Speaker 46: Brooklyn boys, Frank from the Jersey Shore, long time, first
Speaker 46: time I've still really funny how Scary is trying to
Speaker 46: entice Robin to go to the Carbone Beach like I'm
Speaker 46: trying to get my dog excited to go for a walk.
Speaker 5: You want to go for a walk, yet, you want
Speaker 5: to go to Carbone Beach. Yeah, beach, Carmon Beach. She
Speaker 5: loved it. She had a great time.
Speaker 47: It was a dandy Brooklyn Buddy sold us Burdian Scary.
Speaker 47: Thems Edication of Louren Hill Lauren Hill greatest first album
Speaker 47: of all time, It changed music.
Speaker 7: Good Night The.
Speaker 4: Miseducation of Lauren Hill, which was her first solo album
Speaker 4: after the Fuji's absolutely good album A good I agree
Speaker 4: with one Juan Valdez. There was excellent that was that
Speaker 4: definitely should be part of the conversation.
Speaker 47: I s always brody and is scary. So I guess
Speaker 47: they came on told Darren, hey, you know what and
Speaker 47: what things has happened?
Speaker 24: Listen.
Speaker 47: I don't think the porn industry is as bad as
Speaker 47: scary as it makes it scene. It's not gonna be
Speaker 47: a brown stain on his resume. Maybe they can just
Speaker 47: call it like a j spub or Giovanni's pizza, you know,
Speaker 47: on on the on the brook and busy all this
Speaker 47: Bernie scar I would take the job. I would take
Speaker 47: the job, and a heartbeat I wouldn't even blink.
Speaker 5: I'll see how much money is it? Damn, Let's see.
Speaker 5: The job is a job.
Speaker 47: At that point, you're just like Scarce as you're in meetings,
Speaker 47: marketing and ship It's not like you're in the trenches.
Speaker 7: With the starlets.
Speaker 5: Oh that could be kind of fun.
Speaker 47: Or the john's your businessman in a suit.
Speaker 5: That's right, Hey.
Speaker 47: Had sold it? Brone scared Hey Brody if Poor in
Speaker 47: in connection with Brawsers calls you and says this, we
Speaker 47: want to have a set of sketch comedy and we'll run.
Speaker 47: You write the sketches, and then you write the sketch
Speaker 47: for me.
Speaker 30: Ha ha.
Speaker 47: We have a fucking director. The director will direct the
Speaker 47: fucking You just have to direct the comedy. Would you
Speaker 47: take the job?
Speaker 5: Comedy, comedy and stretto? Well, answer to the answer the man,
Speaker 5: I don't have a I don't know exactly what he meant.
Speaker 5: He wants to know that if if you offered a
Speaker 5: porn job to write the sketch, would you do it?
Speaker 5: Would you would? I'd come up with funny situations and dialogue. Sure,
Speaker 5: why not. I wouldn't go on set. I wouldn't have
Speaker 5: any part of that but i'd write it all right,
Speaker 5: you can be it on set. No, you gotta you
Speaker 5: gotta say it this way. Here is the pizza. Here
Speaker 5: is your pizza. Not here's the pizza. Here is your pizza.
Speaker 5: Say it again with Bertie and Scary. Okay, I'm on
Speaker 5: the last page of talkbacks, coming down to sausage piece.
Speaker 5: Home Stretch. I feel like with the conduct the Kentucky
Speaker 5: Derby were coming around that last turn. By the way,
Speaker 5: that's a good name for a porn movie. Home Stretch,
Speaker 5: arm Stretch, home Stretch, fifth Stretch. I don't know anyway,
Speaker 5: let's go.
Speaker 48: Hannah from MC formerly of NJY, I'm sitting outside listening
Speaker 48: to your debate on North America and con walk over
Speaker 48: to the pool. Take ten minutes to get the frog
Speaker 48: out of the pool.
Speaker 5: Come back.
Speaker 48: You're still talking about continents.
Speaker 5: Why would you?
Speaker 4: Okay, she clearly wasn't listening to the conversation, and she's
Speaker 4: hopefully listening to this lifetime because she might have learned
Speaker 4: something today that islands are part of continents.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they are. I think that they're being there grouped
Speaker 5: with continents. Yeah, I've welcome boys.
Speaker 13: Jennifer from Pompeno Beach here listening to you talk about
Speaker 13: Miami Chic. I have never been Miami sheic, living in
Speaker 13: South Florida. But I am a going to be all
Speaker 13: your fancy labels, your Versace, your Balenciaga. Chance for you
Speaker 13: to wear your fancy Loue Bhutan shoes on the beach.
Speaker 13: Scare have a good time.
Speaker 5: I almost brought them from Pompano Beach again.
Speaker 13: Also a thought, if you're gonna do Miami chic, you
Speaker 13: have to make sure that you wear your shirt unbuttoned,
Speaker 13: and make sure you have some jewelry on scary. I
Speaker 13: know you never really a jewelry guy. You gotta flash
Speaker 13: some gold, buddy, and the nice watch. Gotta have the
Speaker 13: nice watch.
Speaker 5: I have none of the above. I don't really own it, don't.
Speaker 5: I do not own a nice watch period. Nor do
Speaker 5: you own a a shirt unbuttoned physique. No, that's not you. No,
Speaker 5: that's that's certainly not me. If my shirt is unbuttoned,
Speaker 5: it a couple of buttons popped.
Speaker 49: That's right.
Speaker 5: Third quarter is scary. That's how I get my shirt
Speaker 5: unbotoned on accident.
Speaker 7: Hey, Brody's scarious, Georgia. I have three thirty three Brody's
Speaker 7: issue with the fried rice.
Speaker 49: Dude, I love you to death. I agree with you
Speaker 49: don't those things, But you eat like a fucking toddler.
Speaker 49: You you were never told to sit at the table
Speaker 49: and finish your dinner or you co us.
Speaker 24: I was.
Speaker 17: Weird.
Speaker 5: You know what, it's the only child in him. That's
Speaker 5: what it was. No, it's not that, it's that my
Speaker 5: parents decided, or my mom decided that instead of saying,
Speaker 5: here's the rice with the vegetables in it, you'd be
Speaker 5: a big boy and eat it. You know, she ordered
Speaker 5: it for me without vegetables, and once I learned that
Speaker 5: was possible, I had no motivation or push to eat
Speaker 5: the ship in there that I don't like. So it
Speaker 5: was her first day. I no, she made it. She
Speaker 5: she paved the way for me to know that it's
Speaker 5: possible not to eat the ship you don't like. She can't.
Speaker 5: Now my kids, one of my two of my kids
Speaker 5: eat vegetables in their fried rice. I don't. Okay, so
Speaker 5: my my uh my youngest daughter, I don't believe, eats
Speaker 5: vegetables and her fried rice. I you know what, I
Speaker 5: hated vegetables as a kid. I learned to love them
Speaker 5: as an adult. So again, pens vets. I don't like
Speaker 5: bean sprouts. They're like little worms like that, Like you're like,
Speaker 5: what's this thing in my dude? Come on tow some
Speaker 5: broccoli in there? No bro I hate broccoli. See what
Speaker 5: I'm saying. Carrots, Ali, Ali, You know what I eat?
Speaker 5: Snow peas, snow the stars, all the starchy ship carrots,
Speaker 5: snow peas, corn, all that stuff you eat. Yeah, corn,
Speaker 5: Oh love corn, corn, corn. The no nutritional value in corn.
Speaker 5: But that's okay. See it coming and going, Hey, what
Speaker 5: does this person want?
Speaker 13: Hello Jennifer from Pompano Beach again, just weighing in on
Speaker 13: your hairstylist. I am actually a dog groomer or a
Speaker 13: pet groomer, have been for the last twenty five years.
Speaker 13: I can definitely tell when someone else has worked on
Speaker 13: one of my clients. I can really tell when the
Speaker 13: owners have taken a pair of scissors to them. Honestly,
Speaker 13: as long as you get your pet taken care of,
Speaker 13: we don't care where or how.
Speaker 5: All right, I have a question. I have a question.
Speaker 5: She corrected herself and said she's a pet groomer. First
Speaker 5: of all, if it's your job, I would think you
Speaker 5: say you're a pet groomer all the time. But here's
Speaker 5: my question. Most I'm not an expert. I'm saying that now,
Speaker 5: most cats don't get groomed most. So let's say this,
Speaker 5: some cats that get groomed. I'm sure there might be
Speaker 5: some of those big fat ones and you know whatever.
Speaker 5: But well, what else, Jennifer, do you groom? Besides dogs
Speaker 5: and cats? You groom bunnies, a goats, sheep? What are
Speaker 5: we grooming? I want to know?
Speaker 14: All right, Stephen from Rockland County, Brodie, I know you
Speaker 14: haven't done Grammar Police in a while, but I was
Speaker 14: driving down the Garden State Park Bay the other day
Speaker 14: near the James Gangletini rest area and your exit one
Speaker 14: seventy one about, and they're doing construction on the roadway,
Speaker 14: and there are two construction signs there that say lanes
Speaker 14: narrows in the background and the Grammar Police jingle playing,
Speaker 14: and it's driving me crazy.
Speaker 5: Lane. The only way you could get away with that
Speaker 5: is if it was a body of water called lanes
Speaker 5: like the verse narrows. You know, lane lane lane narrows,
Speaker 5: or maybe it was lane narrows, lane narrows or lanes
Speaker 5: narrow but not lanes narrows, no way, maybe it was
Speaker 5: maybe it was Lane narrows, and then they started to
Speaker 5: work on the second lane and they were like, oh,
Speaker 5: just pluralize it, and they didn't realize otherwise if they
Speaker 5: started out that way, that's bad. I kind of want
Speaker 5: to see that sign now the permanently.
Speaker 11: Dig Hey guys, this is Jenna from New Jersey. I
Speaker 11: was listening to your podcast this week and you asked
Speaker 11: about debut albums and I am a classic rock kind
Speaker 11: of girl, but I have to give credit to Lady
Speaker 11: Gaga with her the Fame album. I think is probably
Speaker 11: one of the best debut albums that I've heard.
Speaker 4: Bye also part of the conversation. Yes, I agree as well. Well,
Speaker 4: I like all these the Whitney One, Yeah, the Miseducational,
Speaker 4: Lawn Hill Light, and Lady Gaga. These are great picks,
Speaker 4: except Boys one not their debut album.
Speaker 27: Debut album, Brody and Scary. This is way you ever,
Speaker 27: Milana might not seem like much, but this is for Scary.
Speaker 27: It's Caribbean, not Caribbean, It's both.
Speaker 5: It's both, sir, Sorry, Yeah, it really is. In the
Speaker 5: words of What's his Face, Billy Ocean.
Speaker 7: Caribbean Queen now with Sham and the same dream.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's both. It's both.
Speaker 4: Okay, we've and actually that has been acknowledged in several
Speaker 4: works of literature.
Speaker 5: Now, what a Caribbean? So we'll say, I don't which
Speaker 5: do you say? I actually use him interchangeably. I was
Speaker 5: just in a Caribbean mood that day. I say Caribbean.
Speaker 4: No, but sometimes I do say Caribbean, Caribbean. I'm in
Speaker 4: a Caribbean mood right now. But he's a Caribbean. It's
Speaker 4: both interchangeably.
Speaker 29: Hey boys, Andy the bus driver here, So you're talking
Speaker 29: about Mount Rushmore. What about Jeans Simmons. Now he's known
Speaker 29: for that long tongue. Are they going to cardon tongue
Speaker 29: in the stone? People are gonna say that tongue's not
Speaker 29: the right size.
Speaker 10: It should be bigger.
Speaker 29: Probably we'll have a big debate about the tongue.
Speaker 5: Then everything's debatable.
Speaker 9: It's a great.
Speaker 5: Debate of inside.
Speaker 29: I can see it now because that's when it'll be finished.
Speaker 29: What about one hit wonders It's Friday, Friday, Gottata.
Speaker 5: Friday, God, Rebecca Black God No no text.
Speaker 24: Dear John from CT you say that it's just words
Speaker 24: and people need to stop being snowflakes. But it seems
Speaker 24: to be from your reputation that you're always whining, So
Speaker 24: maybe you're a delicate one. Now, if you keep telling
Speaker 24: people what to do with their bodies, we're going to
Speaker 24: have bad blood. Okay, John from CT It's none of
Speaker 24: your damn business what other people do with their bodies.
Speaker 24: Other professions sell their bodies as well, construction workers, workers,
Speaker 24: brtal winters and cruel summers.
Speaker 9: So you need to shake it off. PS.
Speaker 24: You can take a hat and the color and the
Speaker 24: color one, let's just say though a red one. You
Speaker 24: could fold it up nice and then take that stick
Speaker 24: out of your ash. Then the hat right up.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right. By the way, he was slipping in
Speaker 5: Taylor Swift lyrics for some reason. Yeah, all right, that
Speaker 5: was from one slice to another, your long distance dedication,
Speaker 5: long distance defecation. But next time, if you leave talkbacks,
Speaker 5: don't eat the phone. I think he was the first time.
Speaker 5: He was, first time uh, first time talkbacker right there,
Speaker 5: but yeah, you know, to each his own, uh. And
Speaker 5: we're gonna end it on this guy leaving seven second talkbacks,
Speaker 5: the guy with the songs.
Speaker 29: Now we're talking about the mailboxes yeah, I agree with Brody.
Speaker 29: I mean, first of all, Brody got him fired. But
Speaker 29: you know what, nice, here's the one who's god damn
Speaker 29: job right. How hard is it to put the guy?
Speaker 29: I mean, I forget a lot of shit, but I
Speaker 29: don't have important to remember, but the goddamn here it.
Speaker 9: Okay, pull the door.
Speaker 7: I can go see you later. Have a nice day.
Speaker 5: Here's your mail.
Speaker 24: Love Walter from Long Island, speaking of love, love the
Speaker 24: ball for you, love what you guys do, and I
Speaker 24: love both shows.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 24: I apologize that the talkbacks came in like a little
Speaker 24: odd mine kept skipping on me and I had to
Speaker 24: keep redoing him and redoing him. So I apologize if
Speaker 24: that happened, the problem.
Speaker 5: That one was attached to the other three that he
Speaker 5: left earlier. Okay, great, okay, oh okay, nice, fine, excellent,
Speaker 5: Thank you so much? Whoof We made it through another one, Brody.
Speaker 5: I'm looking forward to the next episode of the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 5: I can tell you about the fight I got into
Speaker 5: a pickle ball. Yeah. I have a few things that
Speaker 5: I need to cover. We gotta do Yeah, we gotta
Speaker 5: squeeze all this in. How are we going to do that?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm gonna talk about Carboll bach a
Speaker 5: Bone Beach Baby. I love you, Bro song, I love you,
Speaker 5: I love you too.
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