1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: You confession. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,159 Speaker 2: I can't take back arms. 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 3: Speak. 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: Today we're doing a special edition of The Mass Speaker, 5 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:20,279 Speaker 1: a Bachelorette Fail Edition. Yeah, because we got a text 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,279 Speaker 1: at seven eighty five ninety two that says, at a 7 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: bachelorette party, the bride was given a dare that included 8 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: climbing up a fire truck ladder. She got up halfway, 9 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:36,000 Speaker 1: slid down and broke both of her legs. Still kept 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,200 Speaker 1: the wedding date, just had to do it in a wheelchair. 11 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 3: It's a wheelchair. 12 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: Usually the wheelchair is not needed till after the wedding night. 13 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 3: Am I right? Brook? 14 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, And today we have a woman on the phone 15 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: who also had a bachelorette disaster story that she's been 16 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: dying to tell someone. She's chosen to go by the 17 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: fake named Carolina. Today's so Carolina, welcome to the show. 18 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 4: Thank you for. 19 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 5: Having That was a hot start with the fire truck area. 20 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 3: Are your arms broken? 21 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 4: No? But my mind is? 22 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,680 Speaker 1: My mind is okay? Well, voice changer is on. You 23 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 1: are the Mass Speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. 24 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,679 Speaker 4: So I had my bachelorette party six years ago. 25 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,919 Speaker 2: Okay, that's really a long time before the wedding. 26 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 1: Huh, you got married already, But. 27 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I did get married. The thing is the 28 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,320 Speaker 4: family I married into is the crazy thing. So okay, 29 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 4: my mother in law asked if she could throw me 30 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 4: like a small gut together. You know, she's going to 31 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 4: pay for it. 32 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 5: And you didn't want to invite her because why would 33 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 5: you want your mother in law your bachelorette party. 34 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 3: Well she's offering from the entire thing. You're like, okay, maybe, yeah, 35 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 3: but that. 36 00:01:55,520 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 4: Was a high price to pay. Anyway, I had to 37 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 4: invite her and she I also only invited two friends, 38 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 4: but only one of them showed up. 39 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 2: Oh wow, so there's only three of you for the night. 40 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 3: You more of a get together. 41 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 2: It's you, your mother in law and a friend. 42 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 5: This is. 43 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 2: That's the start of a joke to me. Walk into 44 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 2: a bar and my mother in. 45 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 3: Law and friend could be fun? Though, how to go 46 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 3: you can go crazy? 47 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 4: Uh yeah, this is where it gets interesting. So whatever. 48 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:29,919 Speaker 4: Sol was great that she booked for us. She had 49 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,080 Speaker 4: a bunch of gifts and you know, we ended up 50 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 4: going to the rooftop stool and I immediately noticed that 51 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 4: she started drinking, I mean like a blowfish. 52 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:44,800 Speaker 2: This woman was just fish. I mean she's funding as well. 53 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're buying your own drinks. 54 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 2: Som il can get down. 55 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. 56 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,079 Speaker 4: She just kept throwing them down, and she's said, I 57 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 4: have a surprise for you. So we go downstairs and 58 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 4: there's a stretch limbo waiting for me. 59 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 2: Oh that's so fun. 60 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 3: Cool and again not on your dime. Y Okay, what 61 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 3: do you do? 62 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 4: This driver took this to the strip clubs. I love her. 63 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 3: I could see her was like, let's go girls. Yeah. 64 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,399 Speaker 4: So my mother in law the last person I would 65 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 4: think it's just taking a shot after shot. Wait the 66 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 4: thirty minutes yeah, looking, thirty minutes shotavarka. 67 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:27,359 Speaker 2: Oh she's praying to throw what is going? 68 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 5: Okay? 69 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 2: So when does the night go bad? 70 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds start. 71 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, we're already going downhill. I can tell this good. 72 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 5: Yeah. 73 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 4: Well, I mean it came it became bad because she 74 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 4: was so drunk. And now it turned into me taking 75 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 4: care of. 76 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: Us at the strip club. Really hard to enjoy the 77 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 1: lap dance that way. 78 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 4: No, I was babysitting my mother in law. So she 79 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 4: climbed on the stage. She starts touching the mal strippers. 80 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 4: She undressed them, she said, straining to other women in 81 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 4: the crowd to give them more money. 82 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 2: I mean it was it's not funny cute anymore. 83 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 4: No, no, Like, we finally had ing up, so we 84 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 4: called the cab and at this point she was like, 85 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 4: I need to throw up. I need to throw up. 86 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 3: So okay, well in that situation, it's the best thing. Yeah. 87 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,039 Speaker 4: Well yeah, eventually her body cut her off. 88 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 1: Right. 89 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 4: My friend comes to the table and she tells me, 90 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,360 Speaker 4: you know that she's in the bathroom stall, just peeking 91 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 4: her life. And before we could get back to her, 92 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 4: the security guards were already grabbing her, throwing her out. 93 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 5: Yeahs before that. 94 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,839 Speaker 2: These are these professionals, what was coming. 95 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 4: They were like, we're going to call the cops because 96 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 4: she tried to fight with it in the bathroom. 97 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,119 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 98 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 4: So we had to convince the strip club that we 99 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 4: were the ones that we're going to take her home 100 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 4: because we're now responsible get her in the cab for 101 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 4: hard to only puke out of the window on the 102 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:53,839 Speaker 4: way back to the hotel. 103 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 3: She got it out the window and not inside of 104 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 3: the cab. 105 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's still a scene. They'll still charge. 106 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 5: You a few Yeah, this is getting to be a 107 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 5: very expensive night. 108 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, we're banned from cam drivers. So do you arrive 109 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 4: at the hotel? I would stay like around you know, 110 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 4: three thirty, and the hotel manager had a wheelchair. We 111 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 4: had to wheel her up into the room that. 112 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,720 Speaker 2: Was another wheelchair bachelor, just because I didn't know that was. 113 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 4: Between all of us, the hotel manager, my best my friend, 114 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 4: and Victoria, we had to help her like row her 115 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 4: into that. 116 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's almost like it's her bachelorette party. 117 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 2: If excuse it was too good to be true to 118 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 2: have an awesome mother in law. 119 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, was she okay? 120 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,359 Speaker 4: Well, we had to stay up to watch her, you know, 121 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 4: make sure that she know nothing was going to happen 122 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 4: to her in her sleep. And my friend and I 123 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,800 Speaker 4: ended up leaving like at seven o'clock the next morning, 124 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,600 Speaker 4: you know, brought to catch up on sleep. And at 125 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 4: the end of all of that, my mother in law 126 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,840 Speaker 4: doesn't remember anything after getting to the strip club. 127 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, what is a big. 128 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 3: Dug blacked out? Yeah, well what did she say about 129 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 3: the night? 130 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 4: I mean, she does had a great time. She said 131 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,559 Speaker 4: you for taking her home, but she made no mention 132 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:16,320 Speaker 4: about anything that had happened, not the strippers, not. 133 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:20,600 Speaker 5: The you better have gotten some photos and videos on 134 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 5: your phone, because I'm just saying marriage is a long, 135 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 5: long haul and you never know when you may need 136 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 5: that again when you're meant. 137 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,839 Speaker 3: To hold something over your mother. 138 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 2: And you know, work smarter, not harder. 139 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 3: So did you tell her what she did that night? 140 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 4: I don't feel anybody then that's the reason why I'm 141 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,600 Speaker 4: on here because I haven't told anyone in the family. 142 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:42,600 Speaker 3: I can't. 143 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 4: Oh, this is a safe space, right It's the only 144 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 4: place I can actually say this or anything. 145 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,359 Speaker 3: So you know she woke up and she's thinking you're welcome. 146 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: Well, if you ever need help to blackmail your mother 147 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 1: in law in the future, make sure you call us 148 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,919 Speaker 1: back and we can do it in an awkward Tuesday 149 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 1: phone call for you, yeah, because she's too entertaining to 150 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,719 Speaker 1: not want to call, but text in seven eighty five 151 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 1: nine two. If you have a confession that you've been 152 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 1: holding on to, we can mask your voice, hide your identity, 153 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 1: and make you the next mass speaker. 154 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,120 Speaker 3: Your phone TAP's coming up right after 155 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,400 Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.