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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is if

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Speaker 1: I had a dollar for every time dot dot dot

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Speaker 1: dot dot. We'll get into that find out what that's

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Speaker 1: all about in just a few because right now it

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Speaker 1: is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew,

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Speaker 1: what you got?

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Speaker 2: You know what I got?

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Speaker 3: I meant to tell y'all, Junior man the more day weekend,

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Speaker 3: I meant to sing you. I was gonna ask Uncle Steve,

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Speaker 3: I was gonna send a text so we can show

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Speaker 3: you our fence line while while I was cooking out

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Speaker 3: on the petty, I meant to show you for the

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Speaker 3: fence line.

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Speaker 2: You can see what the fence line looked like. You

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Speaker 2: know what I mean. I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have unc Let's send Junior a fence line

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Speaker 3: so we can show the boy for you.

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Speaker 4: Tell me now I understand why he ain't in a

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Speaker 4: hurry to get no fish, and the fence may not

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Speaker 4: even be necessary because all Junior bund for all holiday

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Speaker 4: events and future vent it's twenty five dollars a meat.

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Speaker 4: Ain't nobody hopped no fence to steal. Who find out

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Speaker 4: with me? So I don't really see why you need

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Speaker 4: a fence, right, he listened to me. No, he got

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Speaker 4: a Weber grill with wheels on it. He rolled that

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Speaker 4: right inside, shut the door. He ain't got no patty

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Speaker 4: right inside?

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Speaker 2: What break it out?

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Speaker 4: Roll it right inside and locked the door, and the

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Speaker 4: patty on furniture it fold up. He ain't got the

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Speaker 4: kind to stay out there is he got fold up

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Speaker 4: patio furnture.

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Speaker 2: You just folded them bringing in. I'm starting out to

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Speaker 2: see no need for no fens. What he say?

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Speaker 1: So you saying save your coins.

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Speaker 4: That's made out of that plastic with them straps in

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Speaker 4: it that we used to take to the park.

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Speaker 2: He got there. That's his patio furniture.

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Speaker 4: His grill is a mini grill, I find out because

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Speaker 4: that he tried to make his barbecue last longer.

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Speaker 2: So he got a mini grill so he can only

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Speaker 2: put like two Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Remember well, yeah he got the old old Smoky's show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he got tailgating stuff. All he got that show.

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Speaker 2: Now you can put that. You can set that one

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Speaker 2: up in the trunk your car. You gotta start even

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Speaker 2: if you got a hatchback that he started, but he

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Speaker 4: Okay, y'all want to play that game, you gotta start

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Speaker 4: somewhere faked. Well for those of us who ain't no more. Now,

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Speaker 4: you're coming over until you get a listen to it.

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Speaker 4: I'll start coming over when you get a little closer

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Speaker 4: to making it, because I'm out the faked stage. I

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Speaker 4: don't want to play this rain deal game. I don't

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Speaker 4: want to come over that and watch you fake it.

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Speaker 4: You got get a little bit closer to the.

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Speaker 3: Naked stage for me, all right, come on, all right, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: all right, this is for everybody without of fence.

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Speaker 2: This right here.

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Speaker 3: Your son Pete in the pool, Your son Pete in

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Speaker 3: the pool. I just let's just Pete in the pool.

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Speaker 3: How about that Pete in the pool. Let's go catch that.

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Speaker 5: Hello.

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Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach can you hear me? Yes,

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Speaker 6: I'm trying to reach Anastasia.

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Speaker 2: This is she?

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Speaker 6: How you doing? Listen? I'm Glenn the lifeguard over here

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Speaker 6: at the pool here in the apartment complex. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 6: do you have a do you have a son named yes? Sir?

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Speaker 5: Is everything all right?

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Speaker 6: Uh? Yeah? Yeah, everything is fine. I mean a quick question, ma'am.

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Speaker 6: We got a situation here with what's going on. We're

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Speaker 6: not we're not gonna be allowed to uh to let

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Speaker 6: him swim here at the pool and the complex anymore.

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Speaker 6: What we got your son, I mean, he swims there

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Speaker 6: pretty much every every every other day. You know, I'm

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Speaker 6: always here seeing him swim. But it seems like, you know,

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Speaker 6: we've been trying to figure out who it is your

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Speaker 5: Sam ain't paying over pool, ma'am.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to get into it with you, your son,

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Speaker 6: And so we finally narrated down your son is the

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Speaker 6: one that's seeing in the pool every day, and you

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Speaker 6: know it's really a bad thing. We can't continue to

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Speaker 6: keep letting them come over here. We got to ban

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Speaker 6: him from the pool.

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Speaker 5: My son don't paying no pool. We ain't nasty like this?

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Speaker 5: Did you take them to be? So he's gonna says

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Speaker 6: And in the pool, Well, your son is the one

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Speaker 6: to be making faces and stuff. And I know that's

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Speaker 6: what he's doing. He in their pin. Your son is

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Speaker 6: the one that's peeing in making face. He be making faces,

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Speaker 6: so I know he in their pin.

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Speaker 5: You ain't got to do with making face pool something?

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Speaker 5: What dad you gonna say in the pool because he's

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Speaker 5: making safe man, I'm not gonna go as like that.

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Speaker 5: I teach my kids better than that.

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Speaker 6: He has no pool, lady, I'm not gonna All I'm

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Speaker 6: saying is he can't come over here and swim anymore.

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Speaker 6: He's banned from the pool until we rectify this problem.

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Speaker 5: Now saying, wh ain't he gonna be in that pool?

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Speaker 5: And we are up pool, we ain't gonna be there,

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Speaker 5: and that's tomorrow. Matter in fact, I'm playing our kids

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Speaker 5: for the pool.

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Speaker 6: We got allow, ma'am. I'm not fin the city here

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Speaker 6: and go back and forth with you. All I'm trying

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Speaker 6: to tell you is this right here. Your son has

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Speaker 6: been being in the pool. My boss wants me to

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Speaker 6: prevent him. If he's not the one, then we will

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Speaker 6: allow him to come back later. But right now with

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Speaker 6: singling people out and your son, you know, it just

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Speaker 6: seems like he's the one that's doing it.

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Speaker 5: What's you say that name was?

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Speaker 6: My name is Glen. I'm glean in the lifeguard. That's

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Speaker 6: who I am.

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Speaker 5: Not what's a win name then? But that I was

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Speaker 5: supposed to be calling me? You ain't got no business.

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Speaker 5: Call of my I'm talking about my son.

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Speaker 6: You no food you need to give. I'm not at

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Speaker 6: liberty to give him my last name. The bottom line

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Speaker 6: is we can't live in b what but you don't

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Speaker 6: liberally to time down? But you can't give me your all? Nay, okay, listen,

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Speaker 6: I'm not all I'm supposed to do is call you'll

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Speaker 6: let you know that we banning your son from getting

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Speaker 6: in the pool.

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Speaker 5: I'm doing what you're talking about. You can't ban my father,

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Speaker 5: clean life, God, get a real job, a summer job.

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Speaker 5: Did you buy a job? And I calling my ball?

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Speaker 5: You sending you don't want you ain't got and you

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Speaker 5: can't start nobody come next pool and we're gonna be

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Speaker 5: damn now tomorrow again. And if you did do your

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Speaker 5: job and clean it out, man, let.

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Speaker 6: Me tay this to you. If your son comes to

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Speaker 6: the pool tomorrow and get in the pool, I'm snatching

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Speaker 6: your son out of the pool.

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Speaker 5: I'm let you. I wish you run said you don't

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Speaker 5: need a life. God, you snatched my try out a pool.

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Speaker 5: I wish you ruled. Or what time the prom up?

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Speaker 5: At ten o'clock? We're gonna be that at nine Saturday.

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Speaker 5: You got me up, come out. You gonna snatch my

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Speaker 5: son out of pool? You got lost some mind? Nobody

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Speaker 5: be better pool. You gotta lot your mine, lady.

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Speaker 6: The problem is what else he has been single out?

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Speaker 6: All the other kids are pointing at and saying he's

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Speaker 6: the one doing it. Your son is the one that's

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Speaker 5: Seeing whatever whatever them for.

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Speaker 6: Right now, all I'm asking is is keep your son

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Speaker 6: away from the pool for the next two weeks. If

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Speaker 6: we found out that it's not him, will allow him

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Speaker 5: Okay, heint me and he ain't saying away from the

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Speaker 5: pool for two weeks. And if he do, he gonna

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Speaker 5: come back and do some most pool. I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 5: me the whole two weeks with and go back to

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Speaker 5: that talk about my.

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Speaker 6: Son to the pool.

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Speaker 5: You can tell by his faith you said, what are

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Speaker 5: you about? Said? If I be life? You watched the pool?

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Speaker 5: So fine, you guys not know where you're talking to.

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Speaker 5: I will be down now tomorrow. Me and I don't

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Speaker 5: find my kids and they don't get in the pool too.

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Speaker 6: Don't do kids over there getting them in the pool.

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Speaker 6: Let me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids

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Speaker 6: over there and bring them in the pool. No, none

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Speaker 6: of your children.

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Speaker 5: I don't give it. And what you say, you'll run

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Speaker 5: your life. God get rich John. Lady.

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Speaker 6: Listen, lady, I'm I'm not gonna go continue to go

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Speaker 6: back and forth. I got one more thing and I

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Speaker 6: need to say to you, and I'm done. Okay, one

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Speaker 6: more thing that I'm done.

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Speaker 5: You ain't got say to me.

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Speaker 6: I do have one thing I do.

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Speaker 5: Need to say to you what you have to say

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Speaker 5: to me.

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Speaker 6: I need to say this. This is left you tell

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Speaker 6: me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

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Speaker 6: Frank from your homeboys.

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Speaker 5: Ya kick man, look at um neew coming man. You

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Speaker 5: want to get this right, But look at this. Y'all

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Speaker 5: play too much. Y'all know y'all I play too much.

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Speaker 5: Raise my place because nothing. I'm walking towards coming there.

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Speaker 6: I thought you was coming to the pool tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: I was coming to the office today. They say it

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Speaker 5: was opening the five o'clock if to tell me how

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Speaker 5: to got my files by myself in the pool.

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Speaker 6: I was finna coming. Now take care of them kids, baby.

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Speaker 6: I got one one thing I got to ask you.

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Speaker 6: What is the maddest radio show in the Land.

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Speaker 5: The Steve Ball The Morning Show, baby speak all the morning.

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Speaker 6: So and now you have it all right.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next letter for today, subject If I had

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Speaker 1: a dollar for every time dot dot dot. Right after

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Speaker 1: this you're listening shoot Steve Harvey Morning Show,