WEBVTT - White Man Can't Cook (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

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<v Speaker 1>Worries me about the end is that I'll do something

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<v Speaker 1>and commit to living like it's the end and that

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. And I just like killed my neighbor. Y

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<v Speaker 1>two k.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you got a book, you got you got a

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<v Speaker 2>dead body and a bunch of corn in your basement,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, all right, God, darn, I guess I'll

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<v Speaker 2>go back to telling jokes about my girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a dead body on the floor, Like, so

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<v Speaker 1>can I still at me?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm gonna have to cancel at the House of Comedy.

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<v Speaker 4>Or quality racist The money's turkey stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell me.

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<v Speaker 5>Cause you gotta have diamonds and pearls, whether you're a

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<v Speaker 5>boy or a girl. Welcome to another phenomenal episode Little

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<v Speaker 5>Mama's and Gentiles Alike of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 2>The podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets

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<v Speaker 2>of black conspiracy theories and.

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<v Speaker 1>We finally worked to prove that the prayer Dion Warwick

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<v Speaker 1>said the Little Prayer for You was in fact about

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<v Speaker 1>her niece, Whitney Houston. She saw it coming the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn the fortune teller Dion Warwick come, amongst many other things, Italian,

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<v Speaker 2>she wears a lot of hats, some of them real

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<v Speaker 2>silly because she was a fortune teller of sorts, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're saying that she could see the future and see

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<v Speaker 2>that Whitney would eventually become a woman struggling with cocaine.

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<v Speaker 1>She knew it was gonna be tough on Neppie. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>my question.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm like sain Kermin and I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 1>He is like, how do you feel about fortune telling?

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<v Speaker 2>I believe, and I think I've I've said this maybe

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<v Speaker 2>on the podcast before. I believe that if you start

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<v Speaker 2>fucking with that shit, you're opening up a world of

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<v Speaker 2>problems that I don't want to ever explore.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you keep knocking on the devil's door. Somebody gonna answer, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>that's fair. Yeah, I'm not I'm not brave enough. I

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<v Speaker 6>would say to be one of those people who's like, goot,

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<v Speaker 6>sain't real. The fortune telling that ain't that shit ain't true.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I don't know if it's real or if it's

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<v Speaker 2>not real, but I know if I start fucking with it,

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<v Speaker 2>then I'm gonna start seeing some shit that I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to see when I'm laying in bed at night.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's reasonable.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, where are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I think maybe I need more devil.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmmm, that you you want to welcome the devil into

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<v Speaker 2>your home? You know, I think you gotta try stuff. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't feel like you've tried.

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<v Speaker 7>I feel like, Okay, I don't mean this in a

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<v Speaker 7>shaming way, but more than most of my friends, I

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<v Speaker 7>would say, you're you're a person who's who's tried a

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<v Speaker 7>little bit of everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a nice way to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I think you're a man who's dabbled in

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<v Speaker 2>all of good fortune and bad fortune. Yeah, And so

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<v Speaker 2>you don't think that that was enough to get the devil.

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<v Speaker 1>I never maybe I just never have had a direct

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<v Speaker 1>what I felt like was a direct encounter.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you had that, but you told us that ghost.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think that was the devil though. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that ghosts are different than the devil.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you don't associate ghosts with the devil.

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<v Speaker 1>Not particularly. They kind of feel like I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>they're like ghosts are like like they've gone rogue, like

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing their.

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<v Speaker 2>Own devil can't even funk with them.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, they have a score to settle and

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<v Speaker 1>it's on them. Yeah, he doesn't need to know where

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<v Speaker 1>they're at. They're not checking in. He's like, they were

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be in Hell three weeks ago. Meanwhile they're

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<v Speaker 1>up here in some little kid's room. What's it?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that Nicholas Cage movie where he I like, how

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<v Speaker 2>you do it with a soft sea? What Nicholas Cage?

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<v Speaker 2>Just like you said, Nicholas, Nicholas Cage. Who's that Nicholas

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<v Speaker 2>Cage Fella? Nicholas Cage doesn't didn't he he was that

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<v Speaker 2>marvel man whose head is on fire?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Oh yeah? Yeah? What is his name? Hell Rider?

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<v Speaker 1>He's a he's a bicyclist, daddy bike daddy, daddy horns,

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<v Speaker 1>daddy fire bike horn biker.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't remember his name, ghost Rider ghost It's

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<v Speaker 2>a ship film. Obviously it was very bad. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>Nicholas Cage was very bad in it.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, he did not do a good job.

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<v Speaker 2>But by your suggestion, it sounds like ghosts for you

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<v Speaker 2>or Ghos ghost Rider than they are too servants of

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<v Speaker 2>the devil.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, my thing about the devil is people talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the devil doing stuff to them. Nobody ever talks

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<v Speaker 1>about it being bad to be an actual servant of

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<v Speaker 1>the devil. So here's you know what I'm saying. Like

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<v Speaker 1>as a job, people are like, oh, the devil did

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<v Speaker 1>this to me, he got me. But you never hear

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<v Speaker 1>anybody like I work for the devil and it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of great. He's a fun boss. Four one K. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying, You.

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<v Speaker 2>Can stick something in people's butts.

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<v Speaker 1>My kids got.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's my thing is that I've always felt and this

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<v Speaker 2>I think goes in line with both devil and ghosts

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<v Speaker 2>that in the case of possession, I don't want for

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<v Speaker 2>the law. I don't want to be possessed because it's

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<v Speaker 2>nine tenths of the law. But should I be possessed,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not fighting it. I am embracing it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you would have to do.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be fucking bending backwards and throwing

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<v Speaker 2>up green, do you know what I mean? Like, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to fucking just be cool inside my own body

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<v Speaker 2>with a little devil hanging out in there. And I

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<v Speaker 2>think that part of the reason their eyes get all

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<v Speaker 2>crazy and they're trying to fight it. They're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>fight it, and you just gotta let the devil do

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<v Speaker 2>what the devil does.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. I always thought the devil goes into you

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're like, it's like you're sleeping or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I thought they were not conscious of that at all,

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<v Speaker 1>because as a kid, that was the thing I was

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<v Speaker 1>the most afraid of, was the idea of being possessed.

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<v Speaker 2>But why are they acting all crazy if that's just

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<v Speaker 2>because the demon wants to scare the other people. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not to scare you, it's to show other people, like

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<v Speaker 2>look what I could do. Yeah, but but I would

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<v Speaker 2>say that there are other ways you could scare a

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<v Speaker 2>motherfucker as a demon, besides making me shit out of

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<v Speaker 2>my mouth, do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you could just show up.

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<v Speaker 2>You just have a gun and be like I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking shoot all of you. I mean, Or you could

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<v Speaker 2>just be a demon. Yeah, oh shit, you just do

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<v Speaker 2>some shit, you know, I don't know how to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you could just show yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>You just watch me moon walking. You're like that Nigga's possessed.

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<v Speaker 2>I never did that before.

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<v Speaker 1>He can't do it. He can't do that, man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot where we were going.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know that we're going anywhere. We never

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<v Speaker 2>are going anywhere. We are here today in studio and live.

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<v Speaker 2>You're fucking here. You you you came all the way

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<v Speaker 2>from Denver because we had a very special guest and.

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<v Speaker 1>That just hang out.

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<v Speaker 2>We got Terry Crews on Terry Crewis finally came and

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't go well.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I snuffed it. Bro, What if I

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<v Speaker 1>beat up Terry Crews, You'd never be able to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me again?

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<v Speaker 3>Me?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I like, I would just my egos.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're saying you wouldn't allow people to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>My ego would go crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be honest, I'd keep calling.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, we could still hang out.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's not even that I it's obviously I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't want to hang out. But I just would want

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<v Speaker 2>you to know how much I'm impressed by.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. Yeah, I think if you.

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<v Speaker 2>Beat up Terry Crews, it would become inappropriate relationship between

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<v Speaker 2>us because I'd be too I'd be too big of fame.

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<v Speaker 1>You would admire my work too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like we can't be co hosts anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking impressed because I'm elevated because I put that dude down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you fucking you fucking sniped him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Would Oh, I would have to. I would sneak him.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the only way this because let's be honest for real,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a big motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>He would beat the ship out of me. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>big and that would be a tough out for me.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like Terry Crews hears this and he beats my ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Soon it's gonna be I'm gonna have to go underground

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<v Speaker 1>for a minute. Yeah, I mean, I'll be the support

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<v Speaker 1>of the little mamas to lift me up.

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<v Speaker 2>That was always my problem with the way that Chris

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<v Speaker 2>Rock handled getting slapped, was like a of course you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna lose this fight to Will Smith. Yeah, there's never

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<v Speaker 2>been a doubt from anyone who's who's watched looked at

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<v Speaker 2>the two of you standing next to each other. Who's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna win this fight? Make it funny, man, scream, fall down,

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<v Speaker 2>say he's killing me. He's fucking killing Like you have

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<v Speaker 2>to play this big and make it silly. And instead

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<v Speaker 2>he tried to be a man and.

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<v Speaker 1>I start fighting scared your mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's like no, if you fucking yeah, you gotta

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<v Speaker 2>fucking yeah, you can't. Just like I would have been

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<v Speaker 2>running around that room being like.

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<v Speaker 1>Merrow straight, merlow straight did Juessey what he did?

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<v Speaker 2>That may like I would have fucking eroded the evening because.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, different dudes are playing different games. If you're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do the game, I could beat everybody up. That's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you run out of that real quick. Some of us

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<v Speaker 1>are just funny love you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of us just make you laugh and each out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's and that's thank God for us. I would,

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<v Speaker 1>i would.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, more valuable than than those who punch you in

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<v Speaker 2>the head.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, in the winter time. You want some guy

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<v Speaker 1>who's gonna push you in the head. You want a

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<v Speaker 1>guy who's gonna eat that push and he's gonna talk

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<v Speaker 1>like that after he eats. I'm gonna say that.

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<v Speaker 2>We we have a conspiracy today. This is a I

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<v Speaker 2>would say, one of my own cooking. This is a

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<v Speaker 2>homeown conspiracy theory. I have been thinking about this quite

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<v Speaker 2>a bit, and I ran it past you, and you

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<v Speaker 2>you seemed interested, You seemed open.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like to hang out. Yeah, I hope we

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<v Speaker 1>can get some sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're gonna get some sandwiches. But before we do, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we landed on and you you picked the verbiage. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's beautiful words that you chose. But you said,

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<v Speaker 2>my mama told me white people cooking has aultro feed.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that I'm in wholeheartedly. Yeah, because they

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<v Speaker 1>are fucking ship up. Yeah it's not Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>what are they on the you guys are out here

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<v Speaker 1>looking crazy? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>There there are those videos that have become very popular

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<v Speaker 2>of black people, and you showed we talked about one

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<v Speaker 2>person in particular, but there are I think super shout

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<v Speaker 2>out super Ray. But I think there are a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of examples of it of black people watching white people

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<v Speaker 2>cook weird meals where it's like a lot of like

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<v Speaker 2>ground beef, then with cheese, then with like pudding, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's like what the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck They make it into a jellow mold and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is fucked up. This is a sin.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you watch a skinny white woman eat it

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like.

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<v Speaker 1>Smiling or just like she puts like chicken in the microwave,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, to cook it, not just to like reheat it

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<v Speaker 2>or put a finishing brown on it, like to fully

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<v Speaker 2>be like no, this is cooked now.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like when did this happen. When did you stop?

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<v Speaker 1>When did you stop being able to feed yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a really crazy, it's fucking nut. It's odd

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<v Speaker 2>because it's like one thing. Every group has food, everybody

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<v Speaker 2>likes to cook. It's truly the root of all culture

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<v Speaker 2>is just being like, well, we are connected because we

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<v Speaker 2>have these foods and we eat them this way, and

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<v Speaker 2>white people are sort of like, nah, we don't no collective.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it's like there's also a disconnect to

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<v Speaker 1>like in America because I think white people abroad can cook.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I think this is an American thing. I

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<v Speaker 2>would say select abroad, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean nobody wants Scandinavian food.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Our fucking British food is so beans on bread,

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<v Speaker 2>suck my dick, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I will say though, I had that English breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>and is kind of good. Man. I'm sorry, man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not in.

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<v Speaker 2>Charge of the pad, but you gotta clear clear the

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<v Speaker 2>air a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was the right button to press. I think

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<v Speaker 2>you picked the right one. Yeah, no, I don't. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't eat that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>But have you ever tried it? I have?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was like, nah, I've I like, I like

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<v Speaker 2>regular breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean listen, I just it was. It surprised

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<v Speaker 1>me as well. Okay, but that being said, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>do think for I think they can cook whatever. I

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<v Speaker 1>think there might be a disconnect from food and processing

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<v Speaker 1>and all that. Like they've just been maybe eating microwave

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<v Speaker 2>conspiracy came from from me That like, originally what got

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<v Speaker 2>me thinking about it is that I have noticed that

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<v Speaker 2>a fair amount of the things that we associate with

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<v Speaker 2>quality black foods are not necessarily black, and that I

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<v Speaker 2>think that there was probably a transition in the period

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<v Speaker 2>where black people started to get more rights, right that

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<v Speaker 2>the sit ins are over, We're allowed to eat at

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<v Speaker 2>every restaurant, And then suddenly white people are not saying

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<v Speaker 2>that they're having to cook pretty good meals for people

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<v Speaker 2>that they fucking hate. And I think somewhere in that

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<v Speaker 2>they were like, I'm not seasoning shit for these motherfuckers.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like, I'm not gonna keep putting my best

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<v Speaker 2>foot forward.

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<v Speaker 1>My great grandmother didn't come to Poland, Yeah for me

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<v Speaker 1>to make some mutton for these darkness.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not serving this black motherfucking my my favorite dish.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, fuck you, I'm a boiled chicken and you'll

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<v Speaker 2>eat it that way or I won't serve it at all.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think that that has somehow sort of blossomed

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<v Speaker 2>into now a cultural sort of like identity where white

0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:47.720
<v Speaker 2>people are like, yeah, we don't, we don't try that

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<v Speaker 2>hard with our food.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, here's the thing is that I think

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<v Speaker 1>that the foods that they're met, I think they think

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff is good online at least you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know you yes, yes, I think they think it's But

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<v Speaker 2>I think that that's more the product of a generation

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<v Speaker 2>that doesn't know what like they don't know they was

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<v Speaker 2>kings once type shit. Who do you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>saying that like white people, we talked about this biscuits

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<v Speaker 2>and gravy. While it is in my mind of food

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<v Speaker 2>that I associate with black people, it's not really black people.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Southern, you know what I mean. It's like southern

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<v Speaker 2>in the in the universal sense in royal Southern. And

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<v Speaker 2>and it became black people because we just have continued

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<v Speaker 2>to fine tune quality cooking, whereas they were like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, motherfucker, ain't we ain't trying no more?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, do you wonder also if it's this is hard

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<v Speaker 1>because I also wonder how much of it is like regionally,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you know what I mean, I trust everyone in

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<v Speaker 1>no offense. I trust everyone in the South to cook

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<v Speaker 1>better than everyone in the Midwest. That's fair, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. Yeah, sure, I think if we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>regions that are bad at cooking, it goes Midwest is

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<v Speaker 1>the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>You think Midwest is the worst at cooking? Whoa, I'm sorry, Chicago.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this certain?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not making me feel better?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean you guys also have Nebraska, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the midw There's a lot in the Midwest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm listening. Listen, I'm not refuting as much as

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<v Speaker 2>I am reeling from the the aches and pains you're

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<v Speaker 2>throwing my way.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry for sure, I see I think and this

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<v Speaker 1>is also from touring in the standicala. Hey, yeah, food,

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<v Speaker 1>Midwest is the worst. I think the West Coast is next.

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<v Speaker 1>I think then you got the Northeast, then you got

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<v Speaker 1>the South. So South is best, Northeast is second, West

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<v Speaker 1>Coast is third, and what Midwest?

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<v Speaker 2>Where do you Because Northeast is a surprise for me,

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<v Speaker 2>given given what we're racing in terms of like culture,

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<v Speaker 2>why would Northeast fall so high or low depending on

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<v Speaker 2>how you want to scale it on.

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<v Speaker 1>The just the diversity, like, yeah, the Midwest is there's

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<v Speaker 1>not a huge diversity of food like New York City

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<v Speaker 1>or even Philly or you know what I mean, like

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<v Speaker 1>places there's like a lot of different it's.

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<v Speaker 2>More homogeneous groups of people sort of like living in

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<v Speaker 2>small pockets.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right right, right, right right right. So yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's just diversity wise. That's why goes. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think the West Coast is just like listen, they invented

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<v Speaker 1>health field and it's very good. Yeah, yeah, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the West Coast I factor in less because

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<v Speaker 2>I think they pride themselves more. We pride ourself. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what the fuck on. Yeah, I don't identify

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<v Speaker 2>with this ship. I just live here. But that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>I get that. I think California, and certainly like the

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<v Speaker 2>Coast in general, seems to pride itself more on like

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<v Speaker 2>we know what is right for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, than you.

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<v Speaker 2>Are certain that this is the best tasting thing. It's

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<v Speaker 2>more like, yeah, but if you eat that, you'll you'll

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<v Speaker 2>live another five years. And if you eat it the

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<v Speaker 2>other way, it's your choice.

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean, don't get me wrong, there's huge inclusions.

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<v Speaker 1>California got the avocado popping.

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<v Speaker 2>That was crazy, That was crazy, that was big, big

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<v Speaker 2>on you it wasn't. Avocado wasn't doing that kind of work.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was a kid, nobody even knew about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a little freak for loving guacamole. Freak, I

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<v Speaker 2>tell you you have guacamole. Did have guacamole in Chicago

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<v Speaker 2>in ninety four. We had it, But it wasn't. It

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't popping like that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no. Avocado had a renaissance.

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<v Speaker 2>Avocado really found itself, Brussels sprouts really found themselves. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, BROCCOLI's and sort of an who is Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I do think to some extent this does feel regional.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do also think that there is sort of

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<v Speaker 2>a universal white people can't cook that it does get applied,

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<v Speaker 2>whether true or not, whether true or not, gets applied

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<v Speaker 2>sort of across all regions. And I wonder how much

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<v Speaker 2>of that is rooted in them voluntarily choosing to stop

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<v Speaker 2>applying themselves at cooking as a result of us getting

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<v Speaker 2>equal rights.

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<v Speaker 1>You think like once everybody, I mean, it does feel

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<v Speaker 1>like when there's so many options, why would you make

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<v Speaker 1>your British food? Well, it's like equal rights. Now black

0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:52.600
<v Speaker 1>people got restaurants and we're giving them to the Chinese.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's that's actually an interesting interpretation of it too,

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<v Speaker 2>because in some ways they are no longer cooking they

0:21:00.320 --> 0:21:03.439
<v Speaker 2>cultural food. Like if we if so many of the

0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:06.679
<v Speaker 2>people of this country, as they claim, are descendants of

0:21:06.720 --> 0:21:10.600
<v Speaker 2>the original people of this country, they're the fake original

0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:11.440
<v Speaker 2>people of this country.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're saying. I'm lost.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying that if a bunch of people are like

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<v Speaker 2>descendants of the people who came here as like you know,

0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:23.159
<v Speaker 2>the colonists that they were, then you should be putting

0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:27.359
<v Speaker 2>beans on bread and you should be fucking eating little

0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:28.960
<v Speaker 2>thick sausages.

0:21:29.200 --> 0:21:35.320
<v Speaker 1>But you like but you like little caesars, You want

0:21:35.359 --> 0:21:36.880
<v Speaker 1>to you want some taco bell.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you like everybody else's ship, but y'all ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. And maybe that's

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. It was like because it's like, I know

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of white women who claim to make great enchiladas. Mmm,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a big one. They love m and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>believe them. No, I don't even like enchiladas.

0:21:57.359 --> 0:21:59.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not as big of a fan as I

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<v Speaker 2>always think I could.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's just wet and bad, Like I love wet food.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get me wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a big fan of wet food on a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of things.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a girlfriend, she's great.

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<v Speaker 8>I got a wife, she's fine, lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just I also think that because here's the

0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:28.800
<v Speaker 1>other here's the other thing about white people's cooking. They

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<v Speaker 1>do dare. It is daring. It's just not in a

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<v Speaker 1>good way. Like have you ever had that? Girls tell

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<v Speaker 1>me about this like sweet rice salad thing that they

0:22:42.440 --> 0:22:46.480
<v Speaker 1>do sweet rice salad. It's like sweet rice and then

0:22:46.560 --> 0:22:48.919
<v Speaker 1>like almonds and it's dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, I've never had that. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm

0:22:54.640 --> 0:22:56.919
<v Speaker 2>gonna take a firm no.

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<v Speaker 1>On that one. It's like but it's like big swings,

0:22:59.520 --> 0:23:02.520
<v Speaker 1>it's just done well. And I think sometimes there's like

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<v Speaker 1>a lack of attention to detail. Like a lot of

0:23:04.960 --> 0:23:08.240
<v Speaker 1>times when I watch like these like White Lady tiktoks

0:23:08.320 --> 0:23:10.520
<v Speaker 1>or something, it's like there's like a lack of the

0:23:10.560 --> 0:23:14.400
<v Speaker 1>base knowledge of cooking and that's why it's just bad

0:23:14.440 --> 0:23:17.359
<v Speaker 1>where it's just like heat the pana well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let me ask you this because this is actually

0:23:21.280 --> 0:23:24.919
<v Speaker 2>a pretty curious question for me. Where do you fall

0:23:25.600 --> 0:23:29.240
<v Speaker 2>when it comes to sort of like the Michelin Star.

0:23:29.640 --> 0:23:34.000
<v Speaker 2>The restaurants that are treated with like sort of like revered,

0:23:34.400 --> 0:23:36.800
<v Speaker 2>these places that are you're being told of the best

0:23:36.840 --> 0:23:40.199
<v Speaker 2>food in the world, and it's obviously a white person

0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:45.400
<v Speaker 2>number one rating them, but number two oftentimes making these dishes.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you do you hold them in high regard or

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<v Speaker 2>you like, no, I don't give a fuck about none

0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:50.080
<v Speaker 2>of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm open to it because I think I think that

0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:55.320
<v Speaker 1>some of them are very good. Right. I had some

0:23:55.359 --> 0:23:58.080
<v Speaker 1>food in a yurt the other day. Okay, we went

0:23:58.080 --> 0:24:00.760
<v Speaker 1>to a yurt and it was fire, and it was like,

0:24:00.800 --> 0:24:03.879
<v Speaker 1>it's like this restaurant that they said supposedly was like

0:24:05.359 --> 0:24:07.919
<v Speaker 1>up for a Michelin Star, but it's not quite in Denver,

0:24:08.080 --> 0:24:10.359
<v Speaker 1>so they didn't. It's like sort of an Aurora we

0:24:10.440 --> 0:24:12.840
<v Speaker 1>went to this year. It was really good food. Right.

0:24:13.280 --> 0:24:19.160
<v Speaker 1>But I also was in the Bahamas, and I need

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<v Speaker 1>to I need to quit cutting and looking the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a weird That's okay, Yeah, I think so, but

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<v Speaker 2>maybe not as much as you.

0:24:26.480 --> 0:24:31.360
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it's like different. I'm like not at home,

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<v Speaker 1>I have shoes on. This is a little different.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay to serve it to camera. We're here there, here,

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<v Speaker 2>let's see come on.

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<v Speaker 1>But then like a week later, I was in the

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<v Speaker 1>Bahamas and I had food from a smoke shack on

0:24:44.200 --> 0:24:46.680
<v Speaker 1>the side of a beach and it was equally as

0:24:46.720 --> 0:24:50.280
<v Speaker 1>good to me. Yeah, So it's like I give space

0:24:50.359 --> 0:24:53.919
<v Speaker 1>for the higher brow, the Michelin star stuff, but I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not solely where I'm going to fight, because sometimes

0:24:57.960 --> 0:25:00.840
<v Speaker 1>it's like sometimes in food, like in fancy restaurants, I

0:25:00.840 --> 0:25:04.520
<v Speaker 1>feel like it's complicated more than it's good. It's like, oh,

0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:06.320
<v Speaker 1>they had to do thirty things to cook that, but

0:25:06.359 --> 0:25:09.840
<v Speaker 1>it didn't come together as good as like that case

0:25:09.880 --> 0:25:11.160
<v Speaker 1>ada I had across town.

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<v Speaker 2>I also, and this is where I think I stand

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<v Speaker 2>firmist as it relates to food, is I don't care

0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 2>how good the meal is if I don't feel satisfied afterwards.

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<v Speaker 2>That like part of what a good meal to me

0:25:25.840 --> 0:25:29.000
<v Speaker 2>is is you filled my tummy all the way to

0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:32.879
<v Speaker 2>the brim. But a lot of times you go to

0:25:32.920 --> 0:25:36.480
<v Speaker 2>these fancy restaurants and shit and like it. Yes, it

0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:41.159
<v Speaker 2>was a great tasting item that you offered me, but

0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:44.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm still hungry, So I don't like you no more.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fair, you know what I mean. Yeah, you're angry guy.

0:25:48.119 --> 0:25:51.639
<v Speaker 2>You fucking you're giving me blue balls of the tomptungue. No,

0:25:51.920 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't like that angry angry hippos. Yeah exactly, Yeah,

0:25:55.520 --> 0:25:56.080
<v Speaker 2>I get that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, and there is something to be said for

0:25:59.080 --> 0:26:01.840
<v Speaker 1>just a big like bull of Stewards.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, dog, you go to some of these restaurants

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<v Speaker 2>and and look, I get it. The Midwest don't do

0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:11.240
<v Speaker 2>a lot great, but we we serve you the portions

0:26:11.280 --> 0:26:11.880
<v Speaker 2>you serve.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fair. You will get full as you walking away.

0:26:16.920 --> 0:26:19.720
<v Speaker 2>That's a good point, which you tell me growling at

0:26:19.760 --> 0:26:22.919
<v Speaker 2>the local eatery in the Midwest. And I do like

0:26:23.080 --> 0:26:26.879
<v Speaker 2>Midwestern food. I love a beef dip it, flip it,

0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:33.680
<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, crack it up, it down. No, yeah,

0:26:33.680 --> 0:26:36.439
<v Speaker 2>I just like I think it's unfair when you know

0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:40.400
<v Speaker 2>you you pay money and are expecting a quality meal

0:26:40.440 --> 0:26:45.200
<v Speaker 2>and you have what is a delightful tasting experience and

0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:48.880
<v Speaker 2>not a filling experience. And I would argue that if

0:26:48.880 --> 0:26:51.440
<v Speaker 2>you cannot fill me up, then you can't cook that good.

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<v Speaker 1>God damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm taking big swings.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby, well, I think. But also there is a level

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<v Speaker 1>of what I okay, I will say this when I

0:27:01.960 --> 0:27:05.320
<v Speaker 1>go to one of those fancy restaurants with a richer

0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:10.160
<v Speaker 1>person who doesn't mind buying enough to get us full. Yeah,

0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:13.200
<v Speaker 1>it's a good time. I mean we're going to lunch

0:27:13.240 --> 0:27:16.480
<v Speaker 1>after this. Yeah. I believe it's on big money players.

0:27:16.880 --> 0:27:19.720
<v Speaker 2>That's what they said. But but well, we'll confirm when

0:27:19.760 --> 0:27:20.720
<v Speaker 2>the episode's over.

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0:27:33.200 --> 0:27:39.840
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0:27:39.880 --> 0:27:44.360
<v Speaker 1>that a girl? Resuta? That's cool as a result for girls.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're probably right that it's more about being

0:28:50.280 --> 0:28:52.680
<v Speaker 2>able to order more of it. Yeah, but I also

0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:56.400
<v Speaker 2>think that, like, and I'm truly speaking for myself, I'm

0:28:56.400 --> 0:28:58.840
<v Speaker 2>not a great cook. I know that about myself.

0:28:59.080 --> 0:29:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Really. Yeah, but do you okay, yeah, go ahead, because

0:29:04.560 --> 0:29:06.360
<v Speaker 1>if I put my mind to it, I can be

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:06.960
<v Speaker 1>very good.

0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:10.960
<v Speaker 2>That's my problem what you're saying, Like, I'm not. I

0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:15.000
<v Speaker 2>won't try, right, right, but if I try, I whatever,

0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 2>I actually put some elbow in, it's good.

0:29:18.200 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 1>I won't.

0:29:18.880 --> 0:29:21.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm not making ship by any means. But I just

0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:26.280
<v Speaker 2>don't have the energy that the internal yearning to like

0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:29.200
<v Speaker 2>work for an hour on a thing that I then

0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:32.640
<v Speaker 2>eat in ten minutes, right, I understand, Like it's I

0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:33.920
<v Speaker 2>can't process it.

0:29:34.000 --> 0:29:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you make like a lot?

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:37.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, you have a family, though, I got a nice

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:43.040
<v Speaker 2>lady who does it for me like I do all the.

0:29:43.880 --> 0:29:46.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my wife. Oh okay, yeah, I don't have like a.

0:29:48.720 --> 0:29:51.080
<v Speaker 2>Do you really think I'm I'm rolling in the dough

0:29:51.240 --> 0:29:51.480
<v Speaker 2>like that.

0:29:51.680 --> 0:29:54.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't have a I know that in

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:56.840
<v Speaker 1>my head I've seen I don't know why I think

0:29:56.880 --> 0:29:57.880
<v Speaker 1>you're rich, are you not?

0:29:58.880 --> 0:30:03.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so, you do it? I'm doing fine. Yeah, yeah,

0:30:03.600 --> 0:30:05.640
<v Speaker 2>we have a two income house. All we do pretty well.

0:30:05.680 --> 0:30:09.080
<v Speaker 2>But but a lady who like truly cooks for you,

0:30:09.120 --> 0:30:13.479
<v Speaker 2>a chef, is that's a different That's a step above.

0:30:16.040 --> 0:30:21.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah. I think a lot of money yeah cool,

0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:25.040
<v Speaker 1>not like a lot like a black people a lot

0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:25.480
<v Speaker 1>of money.

0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:30.520
<v Speaker 2>Cool, big man. But I say all that to say

0:30:30.760 --> 0:30:33.479
<v Speaker 2>I know that if I were making a small portion

0:30:33.600 --> 0:30:35.880
<v Speaker 2>of something, I could make it very well.

0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I mean that?

0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:40.680
<v Speaker 2>Like, it's the increasing of the quantity that makes it

0:30:40.760 --> 0:30:44.320
<v Speaker 2>more complicated, which is why catering is so fucking tough.

0:30:44.680 --> 0:30:47.760
<v Speaker 2>It's why like when you go to fucking college campuses

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:51.440
<v Speaker 2>and you're eating like those at the trays and trays

0:30:51.480 --> 0:30:53.760
<v Speaker 2>of food that they put out for the buffets, while

0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:56.080
<v Speaker 2>the eggs are ass and the grits are running and

0:30:56.160 --> 0:31:00.000
<v Speaker 2>all the ship corral, it's ass because it's not becau

0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:02.000
<v Speaker 2>as the dude in the back doesn't know how to

0:31:02.040 --> 0:31:05.120
<v Speaker 2>make good food. It's because he has to make the

0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:09.280
<v Speaker 2>most food, and that's really really hard being said.

0:31:09.320 --> 0:31:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I just went to a Golden Crow, but a month ago.

0:31:11.440 --> 0:31:14.960
<v Speaker 2>It was hidden still hidding, okay, yeah no, So you

0:31:15.000 --> 0:31:17.560
<v Speaker 2>know they're still an alcohol in there at Golden Corral,

0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:19.840
<v Speaker 2>which is crazy. I didn't know they could do that.

0:31:19.880 --> 0:31:22.000
<v Speaker 1>They're selling alcohol in the Golden Corral.

0:31:22.320 --> 0:31:26.320
<v Speaker 2>I'll be honest. I'm I was a old Country buffet

0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:30.200
<v Speaker 2>boy right as growing up. That was our signature restaurant.

0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 2>I think it's probably regional. It's a Midwest It's it's

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:36.880
<v Speaker 2>called different things. Some places it's called hometown buffet. Yeah,

0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:40.360
<v Speaker 2>some places called country buffet, old country. But I think

0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:44.920
<v Speaker 2>it's all the same. I think their cousins, the checkers rally, yeah.

0:31:44.840 --> 0:31:50.720
<v Speaker 1>Come and go. What's the other one? The rest Tom thumb,

0:31:50.720 --> 0:31:51.600
<v Speaker 1>it's all the same.

0:31:52.240 --> 0:31:56.920
<v Speaker 2>Point being I remember my relationship to all of that

0:31:56.960 --> 0:32:00.680
<v Speaker 2>food is so childlike that like I remember them like

0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:02.959
<v Speaker 2>hot ass cinema buns they used to have in there,

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:06.560
<v Speaker 2>and I to love those and that was enough reason

0:32:06.600 --> 0:32:07.560
<v Speaker 2>to like that place.

0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:32:08.000 --> 0:32:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I never knew if they served off alcohol. I

0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:13.880
<v Speaker 2>just persued they couldn't because I was a kid.

0:32:13.920 --> 0:32:16.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they did, because it's like I was

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:17.520
<v Speaker 1>thinking about it. It's a bad call.

0:32:17.920 --> 0:32:20.400
<v Speaker 2>You don't give liquor to those kinds of people.

0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:23.440
<v Speaker 1>There's not one place I would rather be drunk less

0:32:23.440 --> 0:32:25.760
<v Speaker 1>than a buffet. Bro, Like, so.

0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:30.400
<v Speaker 2>Sad, Bro, you just gave you just gave him sick shrimp.

0:32:33.040 --> 0:32:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Who can't wash that down with tequila?

0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, oh tequila? And the buffet? That fucking crazy.

0:32:41.000 --> 0:32:43.160
<v Speaker 1>And I just like I think that that could turn

0:32:43.320 --> 0:32:44.360
<v Speaker 1>dark so fast.

0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:48.040
<v Speaker 2>This ham has been under this light for for hours.

0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:51.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cause, like you almost need to be sober at

0:32:51.120 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 1>a buffet to show some restraint. You gotta now you're drunken,

0:32:56.800 --> 0:32:59.800
<v Speaker 1>are come on? Come on, I'm dipping my I'm dipping

0:32:59.840 --> 0:33:01.840
<v Speaker 1>my shrimp, been fucking soft served.

0:33:02.080 --> 0:33:08.680
<v Speaker 2>Come on, you're putting salad dressing on your Chinese. Yeah,

0:33:09.200 --> 0:33:10.719
<v Speaker 2>it's hey, man, you're being crazy.

0:33:10.800 --> 0:33:16.080
<v Speaker 1>It's fucked. I feel the same way. I feel. I'm

0:33:16.080 --> 0:33:20.320
<v Speaker 1>the opposite of integration when it comes to like like cuisines.

0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:21.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you got it.

0:33:21.480 --> 0:33:25.040
<v Speaker 2>I feel like the buffet has to be where prohibition

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:26.560
<v Speaker 2>sort of maintains.

0:33:26.800 --> 0:33:28.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not good. You can't.

0:33:29.320 --> 0:33:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can't get drunk at Golden Corral. You should

0:33:32.320 --> 0:33:34.520
<v Speaker 2>not do that if you are a person who still

0:33:34.520 --> 0:33:39.120
<v Speaker 2>frequents Golden Kerral. That's okay, no judgment. We are judgment

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:41.360
<v Speaker 2>free podcasts. That's not true.

0:33:41.400 --> 0:33:43.920
<v Speaker 1>But Sin's judging you pretty hard.

0:33:43.840 --> 0:33:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Judging you pretty hard. But that said more importantly, if

0:33:47.880 --> 0:33:50.960
<v Speaker 2>you are going to the Golden Corral, stay sober, baby.

0:33:51.080 --> 0:33:52.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't want it. It's just not for you.

0:33:53.080 --> 0:33:54.959
<v Speaker 2>That's that's not a low you need to sink too.

0:33:55.560 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 1>You're better than that. Yeah.

0:33:56.840 --> 0:34:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So you think it sounds like that this conspiracy

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:09.840
<v Speaker 2>of white people atrophying is less about a conscious choice

0:34:09.960 --> 0:34:13.879
<v Speaker 2>on their part and more just sort of what would

0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:15.000
<v Speaker 2>you say? The cause is?

0:34:15.120 --> 0:34:20.160
<v Speaker 1>I think the market got flooded with superior product, you

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean?

0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:24.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that they were always making these weird freedo pies

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:27.280
<v Speaker 2>and now we just know better.

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:30.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and now the internet you can learn how to

0:34:30.360 --> 0:34:33.919
<v Speaker 1>make anything. Like they're not, you know, they're just like, yeah,

0:34:34.040 --> 0:34:36.360
<v Speaker 1>let me everybody can make curry.

0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:38.240
<v Speaker 2>Now everybody can't make curry.

0:34:38.320 --> 0:34:41.560
<v Speaker 1>My alms making curry back in ninety five. Whoa, that

0:34:41.640 --> 0:34:43.160
<v Speaker 1>was back when curry was illegal.

0:34:43.560 --> 0:34:54.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they stop you at the airport, curry.

0:34:53.880 --> 0:34:56.560
<v Speaker 1>You getting pulled over, miss man. First person I ever

0:34:56.600 --> 0:35:00.400
<v Speaker 1>saw with coconut milk. Whoa, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, I

0:35:01.000 --> 0:35:01.319
<v Speaker 1>get it.

0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:03.840
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that coconuts could be milked. No, no, no,

0:35:04.160 --> 0:35:04.799
<v Speaker 2>you milk meat.

0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:09.360
<v Speaker 1>Greg. I don't know where.

0:35:11.280 --> 0:35:14.200
<v Speaker 2>It was due to a feces thrown all over the walls,

0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:16.360
<v Speaker 2>the floor, the ceiling, and.

0:35:18.160 --> 0:35:21.320
<v Speaker 8>That's just a good Yeah, you had to clean clean

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:22.680
<v Speaker 8>house a little bit anyway.

0:35:23.600 --> 0:35:26.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so it sounds like you're you're of the belief

0:35:26.480 --> 0:35:31.880
<v Speaker 2>that this is more about like the a superior product. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:35:31.920 --> 0:35:34.000
<v Speaker 2>I will say that that when we were talking about

0:35:34.000 --> 0:35:37.960
<v Speaker 2>this out there, the idea was presented that some of

0:35:38.000 --> 0:35:43.160
<v Speaker 2>this has to do with white people's laziness. That was said, yeah,

0:35:43.280 --> 0:35:48.239
<v Speaker 2>and and let's be cautious. Let's be careful. Let's make

0:35:48.280 --> 0:35:50.799
<v Speaker 2>sure that our white listeners don't feel offended by the

0:35:50.800 --> 0:35:51.720
<v Speaker 2>things that we're saying.

0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:53.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if we'll go that far.

0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:55.800
<v Speaker 2>We want to hurt you, but we don't want to

0:35:55.840 --> 0:35:57.560
<v Speaker 2>hurt you with our setups. We want to hurt you

0:35:57.600 --> 0:35:58.040
<v Speaker 2>with our punch.

0:35:58.239 --> 0:36:00.960
<v Speaker 1>We want to push you far enough way that you'll

0:36:01.000 --> 0:36:03.760
<v Speaker 1>still give your money to support.

0:36:03.480 --> 0:36:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Us, you know, like an abusive relationship. We love you,

0:36:07.960 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 2>and we'll never do it again.

0:36:09.200 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's sometimes Oh no.

0:36:23.360 --> 0:36:25.879
<v Speaker 2>That's that if you are being abused called yea.

0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:30.279
<v Speaker 1>Unless you're a white person being abused by us, then

0:36:30.480 --> 0:36:35.120
<v Speaker 1>stay right here, give me money. But no.

0:36:35.400 --> 0:36:39.960
<v Speaker 2>It was presented that that perhaps the cause of white

0:36:39.960 --> 0:36:44.960
<v Speaker 2>people atrophying as as chefs and cooks in general is

0:36:45.000 --> 0:36:48.160
<v Speaker 2>the result of them just being lazy, That they have

0:36:48.480 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 2>accepted a position of of sort of like being served

0:36:52.800 --> 0:36:56.799
<v Speaker 2>in society, and that they are unwilling to adjust that

0:36:57.160 --> 0:37:00.480
<v Speaker 2>thinking even as they continue to make bullshit out.

0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:02.240
<v Speaker 1>In the world. I think that's a little too simple.

0:37:03.440 --> 0:37:06.239
<v Speaker 1>I think that that maybe that idea is kind of

0:37:06.280 --> 0:37:09.680
<v Speaker 1>based more in white supremacy than I wanted to be. Mmm,

0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:12.279
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like we're on top, so

0:37:12.320 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 1>we just didn't we just stopped trying. It's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's one. I think there's more going on than.

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<v Speaker 2>That, right that, Like it suggests a possibility that like

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<v Speaker 2>they are in fact kings and Queen's yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>As opposed to maybe they're just people who are fucking

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<v Speaker 1>up right, you know what I'm saying, Like the lazy

0:37:35.360 --> 0:37:37.880
<v Speaker 1>thing kind of is like yep, we we got on

0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:40.680
<v Speaker 1>top and now we're lazy and we just say, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I mean as supposed to, so that there's

0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:45.360
<v Speaker 1>not a problem with them. They don't have to answer

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<v Speaker 1>for that, you know what I mean. That's fair.

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<v Speaker 2>We have seen, certainly historically enough examples of both the

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<v Speaker 2>rich and the poor being bad at cooking, right, do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean? In a different way, Yeah,

0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:03.919
<v Speaker 2>in very different ways. So it does. It does make

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<v Speaker 2>sense that, you know what I mean, and that's true

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<v Speaker 2>of all races. I would say, yeah, that like sometimes

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:11.759
<v Speaker 2>there is a dangerous propaganda of like black people can cook,

0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:15.000
<v Speaker 2>white people can't, and that's not true. I know a

0:38:15.000 --> 0:38:16.680
<v Speaker 2>lot of black motherfuckers that can't cook.

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<v Speaker 1>For shit. Well you said it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think on average people, I enjoy black people's

0:38:24.120 --> 0:38:28.840
<v Speaker 2>food a lot more than I enjoy white people's food. Yeah,

0:38:30.920 --> 0:38:32.319
<v Speaker 2>you're struggling.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I'm just trying to think about because I

0:38:34.680 --> 0:38:36.560
<v Speaker 1>have definitely known to the white people who can really

0:38:36.600 --> 0:38:40.320
<v Speaker 1>cook throw down. But I think, yeah, we're talking about

0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:43.560
<v Speaker 1>just like on the whole the numbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:38:44.160 --> 0:38:48.680
<v Speaker 1>which I wonder. Yeah, that is interesting because it is

0:38:48.760 --> 0:38:50.400
<v Speaker 1>crazy to me when you meet like a whole family

0:38:50.440 --> 0:38:52.640
<v Speaker 1>who can't cook. You ever go over to like those

0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:54.799
<v Speaker 1>kids house when you were a kid, you're like, is

0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:59.640
<v Speaker 1>what your Yeah, you just you gotta look like he

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<v Speaker 1>just yeah, I'll be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's I mean it genuinely.

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<v Speaker 1>My father.

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<v Speaker 2>One of my favorite dishes that he used to make

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<v Speaker 2>when I was a kid was something called tomato chicken,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Just it was just.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just a fucking like a weird like uh

0:39:24.520 --> 0:39:29.160
<v Speaker 2>chicken breast in a skillet with like tomato like out

0:39:29.160 --> 0:39:32.200
<v Speaker 2>of the can, and it was just like mix it

0:39:32.280 --> 0:39:34.440
<v Speaker 2>up and lightly seems it and I'll be like, just

0:39:34.480 --> 0:39:37.279
<v Speaker 2>fucking yeah, it is the best. And in retrospect it

0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:37.879
<v Speaker 2>wasn't good.

0:39:38.040 --> 0:39:39.840
<v Speaker 1>You just like chicken. I like chicken.

0:39:40.000 --> 0:39:42.280
<v Speaker 2>I like tomatoes. I was like, these are two things

0:39:42.280 --> 0:39:44.560
<v Speaker 2>I care for. That's a singless meals.

0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was well, we're having tomato chicken tonight, tomato chicken.

0:39:56.440 --> 0:40:00.040
<v Speaker 1>And it's almost like you were there. You truly I

0:40:00.160 --> 0:40:04.680
<v Speaker 1>should our voices perfectly. Yeah, I figured, how about your dad?

0:40:04.680 --> 0:40:06.640
<v Speaker 1>You realize God, Yeah, he.

0:40:06.760 --> 0:40:09.680
<v Speaker 2>Was making this ship tomato chicken, and I loved it.

0:40:09.920 --> 0:40:12.439
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was good. It's got this weird

0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:14.520
<v Speaker 2>little boy. He loves poetry. He doesn't know what the

0:40:14.600 --> 0:40:17.399
<v Speaker 2>females like. I got to make a meal fast. Yeah,

0:40:17.440 --> 0:40:21.560
<v Speaker 2>there's got to be some vegetables in it, apparently tomatoes

0:40:21.640 --> 0:40:22.480
<v Speaker 2>onion chicken.

0:40:22.600 --> 0:40:24.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, tomato chicken, tomato chicken.

0:40:24.520 --> 0:40:26.200
<v Speaker 2>And I thought it was the fucking best, And now

0:40:26.200 --> 0:40:28.360
<v Speaker 2>in retrospective, wasn't the best?

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<v Speaker 1>Still make tomato chicken? I that he does. We don't.

0:40:32.280 --> 0:40:35.399
<v Speaker 2>We don't have meals at at his house anymore when

0:40:35.440 --> 0:40:40.279
<v Speaker 2>you going back, Yeah, no, we don't. I've never asked

0:40:40.320 --> 0:40:42.479
<v Speaker 2>him to cook for me ever again, and I don't

0:40:42.480 --> 0:40:44.680
<v Speaker 2>think he's never been, like, you know, I've been working

0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:47.000
<v Speaker 2>on the tomato chicken. I got a new recipe, right,

0:40:47.160 --> 0:40:50.240
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, it's just I think we're all in agreement

0:40:50.280 --> 0:40:52.960
<v Speaker 2>that like that, that was the act of a of

0:40:53.000 --> 0:40:55.319
<v Speaker 2>a man just trying to keep it together for for

0:40:55.400 --> 0:40:55.800
<v Speaker 2>a boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, but you know what, tomato cha, you wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>who you are now without me.

0:41:00.480 --> 0:41:03.120
<v Speaker 2>I think the tomato chicken really helped shake me into

0:41:03.239 --> 0:41:07.600
<v Speaker 2>a stronger individual. And and I think maybe if we're

0:41:07.600 --> 0:41:11.040
<v Speaker 2>bringing this full circle, maybe that's what white people would

0:41:11.080 --> 0:41:14.560
<v Speaker 2>benefit from. It's a little bit of full acknowledgement that, like,

0:41:14.640 --> 0:41:17.839
<v Speaker 2>you have been eating tomato chicken this whole time, you

0:41:17.880 --> 0:41:20.520
<v Speaker 2>guys are that good. It's never been that good. Stop

0:41:20.560 --> 0:41:24.439
<v Speaker 2>giving yourself stars for fucking award winning meals just because

0:41:24.680 --> 0:41:25.120
<v Speaker 2>one dude.

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:28.759
<v Speaker 1>But that's what I would argue. I bet there's a

0:41:28.760 --> 0:41:30.840
<v Speaker 1>lot less in Africa in South America.

0:41:31.320 --> 0:41:36.080
<v Speaker 2>Dog, That's what I'm saying. Who is Michelan and who's

0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:37.880
<v Speaker 2>given out this? You know what I mean, A big old,

0:41:38.080 --> 0:41:40.560
<v Speaker 2>a big old fluffy white man is giving out those

0:41:41.280 --> 0:41:45.799
<v Speaker 2>those awards. Who decides the fact that.

0:41:50.200 --> 0:41:54.279
<v Speaker 1>He's made out of tires on top of him coming

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 1>to this French restaurant. Yeah, and he's like, he's pretty good.

0:41:58.280 --> 0:42:02.799
<v Speaker 1>You know what, you get a star. I don't think so.

0:42:04.840 --> 0:42:05.399
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:09.160
<v Speaker 2>I've never studied them at all. But the point is

0:42:09.239 --> 0:42:13.120
<v Speaker 2>I think we would benefit. French food is for poor people,

0:42:13.160 --> 0:42:14.480
<v Speaker 2>but now they act like it's fancy.

0:42:14.600 --> 0:42:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's all just like butter and.

0:42:17.520 --> 0:42:20.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just they put a butch of butter and

0:42:20.000 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 2>then they pour the butter on top of the thing

0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:24.080
<v Speaker 2>they're cooking until it's I.

0:42:24.000 --> 0:42:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Mean, that's how it's.

0:42:26.360 --> 0:42:27.480
<v Speaker 2>French food is fucking great.

0:42:27.520 --> 0:42:29.160
<v Speaker 1>We should make them get steaks after this.

0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:30.799
<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, we having steaks y'all.

0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Hey, Will Ferrell.

0:42:33.080 --> 0:42:39.880
<v Speaker 2>Will Dirty Dog Pharaoh Willie. Yeah, I just say, white

0:42:39.880 --> 0:42:43.840
<v Speaker 2>people would benefit from being more honest about their relationship

0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:48.120
<v Speaker 2>with their own food, and then subsequently, maybe we can

0:42:48.200 --> 0:42:52.560
<v Speaker 2>become they can learn to become better cooks, They can

0:42:52.680 --> 0:42:56.640
<v Speaker 2>learn to actually embrace the cultures around them by first

0:42:56.680 --> 0:43:00.000
<v Speaker 2>acknowledging like, hey, we've been putting up ship numbers.

0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:03.360
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, yeah, yeah, your mom's castle is kind of bad.

0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:06.960
<v Speaker 2>It's not freedom pie ain't a thing. Yeah yeah, yeah,

0:43:07.360 --> 0:43:09.839
<v Speaker 2>it's wipe your lips, you know. Yeah, there you go

0:43:11.239 --> 0:43:14.240
<v Speaker 2>like that. Well, it was very recently that it happened

0:43:15.120 --> 0:43:16.279
<v Speaker 2>because I the fucking ba.

0:43:18.200 --> 0:43:18.680
<v Speaker 1>I was just.

0:43:20.200 --> 0:43:21.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't want you to look like a fool.

0:43:22.200 --> 0:43:24.200
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. It's just I had some nuts and

0:43:24.200 --> 0:43:26.040
<v Speaker 1>then I was like I need more food than and

0:43:26.120 --> 0:43:27.840
<v Speaker 1>then you had made that nut joke, which made me

0:43:27.920 --> 0:43:30.080
<v Speaker 1>kind of like hesitant to eat more nuts.

0:43:30.080 --> 0:43:34.120
<v Speaker 2>And well, I only made the joke because you screamed

0:43:34.200 --> 0:43:36.840
<v Speaker 2>out loud scream I love nuts.

0:43:37.080 --> 0:43:40.319
<v Speaker 1>I do love nuts, and you shouldn't feel bad about that.

0:43:40.960 --> 0:43:42.040
<v Speaker 1>It's very healthy.

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Now we listen, I am a product of my own community.

0:43:46.239 --> 0:43:47.560
<v Speaker 1>He's a tomato chicken man.

0:43:47.640 --> 0:43:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm a tomato chicken man through and through. I don't

0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:55.360
<v Speaker 2>know how long we've been doing.

0:43:55.200 --> 0:43:58.719
<v Speaker 1>This feels like hours. I feel like we did it.

0:43:58.840 --> 0:43:59.680
<v Speaker 1>I think it was good.

0:44:00.040 --> 0:44:04.319
<v Speaker 2>I think we nailed this perfectly. Yeah, no notes whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten out of ten.

0:44:05.520 --> 0:44:07.200
<v Speaker 2>You want to tell the people where they can find

0:44:07.239 --> 0:44:08.799
<v Speaker 2>you and what cool shit you have going on?

0:44:09.040 --> 0:44:12.680
<v Speaker 1>Cool Guy Joke City seven on Instagram. That's where everything's

0:44:12.680 --> 0:44:15.720
<v Speaker 1>gonna be at. Oh, when this comes out, you should

0:44:15.719 --> 0:44:20.280
<v Speaker 1>watch Royal Crackers on Adult Swim and then HBO Max

0:44:20.280 --> 0:44:24.399
<v Speaker 1>the next day. Hell yeah, yeah that's Max Max. Oh,

0:44:24.400 --> 0:44:25.040
<v Speaker 1>it's just Max.

0:44:25.040 --> 0:44:29.200
<v Speaker 2>It's just Max now Mad Max, Mad Max TV.

0:44:30.080 --> 0:44:31.239
<v Speaker 1>What about you?

0:44:31.239 --> 0:44:34.560
<v Speaker 2>You can find me at Langston Kerrman on all social

0:44:34.640 --> 0:44:38.480
<v Speaker 2>media platforms. And if this comes out before February nineteenth,

0:44:38.560 --> 0:44:40.680
<v Speaker 2>I would love for you to be at my special

0:44:40.680 --> 0:44:44.239
<v Speaker 2>taping in Chicago at the Green Mill. The tickets are

0:44:44.280 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 2>available online. And yeah, I'm gonna be telling jokes for

0:44:47.640 --> 0:44:50.160
<v Speaker 2>an hour and it's gonna be really fun. And I

0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:52.600
<v Speaker 2>hope you guys pack it out and make it a

0:44:52.640 --> 0:44:54.960
<v Speaker 2>great time. And as always, if you want to send

0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:58.239
<v Speaker 2>us your own drops, your own conspiracies, if you want

0:44:58.280 --> 0:45:03.000
<v Speaker 2>to send us a recipe of your mother's famous bullshit

0:45:03.320 --> 0:45:07.520
<v Speaker 2>white food that you think in fact is worth celebrating.

0:45:07.600 --> 0:45:10.040
<v Speaker 2>Send it all to my mamapod at gmail dot com.

0:45:10.080 --> 0:45:12.960
<v Speaker 2>We would love to hear from you. That's the whole shebang.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye, bitch.

0:45:14.400 --> 0:45:17.319
<v Speaker 2>I'd rather check myself before I wrecked myself.

0:45:21.080 --> 0:45:29.000
<v Speaker 1>The government, my crow chips in your Kuala bears are racist.

0:45:31.600 --> 0:45:36.920
<v Speaker 4>The Hostal layer, Hostal money, Turkey stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell me