1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 1: Worries me about the end is that I'll do something 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,319 Speaker 1: and commit to living like it's the end and that 3 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 1: it's not. And I just like killed my neighbor. Y 4 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 1: two k. 5 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,440 Speaker 2: Now you got a book, you got you got a 6 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,760 Speaker 2: dead body and a bunch of corn in your basement, 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 2: and you're like, all right, God, darn, I guess I'll 8 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 2: go back to telling jokes about my girlfriend. 9 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:33,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a dead body on the floor, Like, so 10 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: can I still at me? 11 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna have to cancel at the House of Comedy. 12 00:00:50,040 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 4: Or quality racist The money's turkey stuff. 13 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 2: I can't tell me. 14 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,679 Speaker 5: Cause you gotta have diamonds and pearls, whether you're a 15 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 5: boy or a girl. Welcome to another phenomenal episode Little 16 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,839 Speaker 5: Mama's and Gentiles Alike of My Mama Told Me. 17 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:23,320 Speaker 2: The podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets 18 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 2: of black conspiracy theories and. 19 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 1: We finally worked to prove that the prayer Dion Warwick 20 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 1: said the Little Prayer for You was in fact about 21 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: her niece, Whitney Houston. She saw it coming the whole time. 22 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:45,400 Speaker 2: Damn the fortune teller Dion Warwick come, amongst many other things, Italian, 23 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 2: she wears a lot of hats, some of them real 24 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 2: silly because she was a fortune teller of sorts, and 25 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 2: you're saying that she could see the future and see 26 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 2: that Whitney would eventually become a woman struggling with cocaine. 27 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: She knew it was gonna be tough on Neppie. Here's 28 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: my question. 29 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 2: Well, I'm like sain Kermin and I'm listening. 30 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 1: He is like, how do you feel about fortune telling? 31 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 2: I believe, and I think I've I've said this maybe 32 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 2: on the podcast before. I believe that if you start 33 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:22,960 Speaker 2: fucking with that shit, you're opening up a world of 34 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 2: problems that I don't want to ever explore. 35 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 6: Yeah, you keep knocking on the devil's door. Somebody gonna answer, Yeah, 36 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 6: that's fair. Yeah, I'm not I'm not brave enough. I 37 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 6: would say to be one of those people who's like, goot, 38 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 6: sain't real. The fortune telling that ain't that shit ain't true. 39 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 2: Like, I don't know if it's real or if it's 40 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 2: not real, but I know if I start fucking with it, 41 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 2: then I'm gonna start seeing some shit that I don't 42 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 2: want to see when I'm laying in bed at night. 43 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 1: Yeah that's reasonable. 44 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, where are you? 45 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 1: Sometimes I think maybe I need more devil. 46 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 2: Hmmm, that you you want to welcome the devil into 47 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 2: your home? You know, I think you gotta try stuff. Okay, 48 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 2: you don't feel like you've tried. 49 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 7: I feel like, Okay, I don't mean this in a 50 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 7: shaming way, but more than most of my friends, I 51 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 7: would say, you're you're a person who's who's tried a 52 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 7: little bit of everything. 53 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: I think that's a nice way to say. 54 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think you're a man who's dabbled in 55 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 2: all of good fortune and bad fortune. Yeah, And so 56 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 2: you don't think that that was enough to get the devil. 57 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: I never maybe I just never have had a direct 58 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 1: what I felt like was a direct encounter. 59 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 2: Right, you had that, but you told us that ghost. 60 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that was the devil though. I 61 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: think that ghosts are different than the devil. 62 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 2: Okay, you don't associate ghosts with the devil. 63 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 1: Not particularly. They kind of feel like I feel like 64 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: they're like ghosts are like like they've gone rogue, like 65 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: they're doing their. 66 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 2: Own devil can't even funk with them. 67 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 1: No, no, no, they have a score to settle and 68 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: it's on them. Yeah, he doesn't need to know where 69 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: they're at. They're not checking in. He's like, they were 70 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: supposed to be in Hell three weeks ago. Meanwhile they're 71 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: up here in some little kid's room. What's it? 72 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 2: What's that Nicholas Cage movie where he I like, how 73 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 2: you do it with a soft sea? What Nicholas Cage? 74 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:25,599 Speaker 2: Just like you said, Nicholas, Nicholas Cage. Who's that Nicholas 75 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:30,599 Speaker 2: Cage Fella? Nicholas Cage doesn't didn't he he was that 76 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 2: marvel man whose head is on fire? 77 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: Oh? Oh yeah? Yeah? What is his name? Hell Rider? 78 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 1: He's a he's a bicyclist, daddy bike daddy, daddy horns, 79 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: daddy fire bike horn biker. 80 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't remember his name, ghost Rider ghost It's 81 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 2: a ship film. Obviously it was very bad. Yeah, and 82 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 2: Nicholas Cage was very bad in it. 83 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:56,360 Speaker 1: But yeah, he did not do a good job. 84 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,599 Speaker 2: But by your suggestion, it sounds like ghosts for you 85 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 2: or Ghos ghost Rider than they are too servants of 86 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 2: the devil. 87 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,839 Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, my thing about the devil is people talk 88 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,719 Speaker 1: about the devil doing stuff to them. Nobody ever talks 89 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,920 Speaker 1: about it being bad to be an actual servant of 90 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: the devil. So here's you know what I'm saying. Like 91 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 1: as a job, people are like, oh, the devil did 92 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 1: this to me, he got me. But you never hear 93 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: anybody like I work for the devil and it's kind 94 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,920 Speaker 1: of great. He's a fun boss. Four one K. You 95 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, You. 96 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,520 Speaker 2: Can stick something in people's butts. 97 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: My kids got. 98 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 2: Here's my thing is that I've always felt and this 99 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:43,799 Speaker 2: I think goes in line with both devil and ghosts 100 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:47,720 Speaker 2: that in the case of possession, I don't want for 101 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 2: the law. I don't want to be possessed because it's 102 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 2: nine tenths of the law. But should I be possessed, 103 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 2: I'm not fighting it. I am embracing it. 104 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:57,840 Speaker 1: That's what you would have to do. 105 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 2: I don't want to be fucking bending backwards and throwing 106 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 2: up green, do you know what I mean? Like, I 107 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:06,799 Speaker 2: want to fucking just be cool inside my own body 108 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 2: with a little devil hanging out in there. And I 109 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 2: think that part of the reason their eyes get all 110 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 2: crazy and they're trying to fight it. They're trying to 111 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,359 Speaker 2: fight it, and you just gotta let the devil do 112 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 2: what the devil does. 113 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,280 Speaker 1: That's crazy. I always thought the devil goes into you 114 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 1: and then you're like, it's like you're sleeping or something. Yeah, 115 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,279 Speaker 1: Like I thought they were not conscious of that at all, 116 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 1: because as a kid, that was the thing I was 117 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 1: the most afraid of, was the idea of being possessed. 118 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:34,479 Speaker 2: But why are they acting all crazy if that's just 119 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 2: because the demon wants to scare the other people. It's 120 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,720 Speaker 2: not to scare you, it's to show other people, like 121 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 2: look what I could do. Yeah, but but I would 122 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,919 Speaker 2: say that there are other ways you could scare a 123 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:50,840 Speaker 2: motherfucker as a demon, besides making me shit out of 124 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 2: my mouth, do you know what I mean? 125 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: Like you could just show up. 126 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 2: You just have a gun and be like I'm a 127 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 2: fucking shoot all of you. I mean, Or you could 128 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 2: just be a demon. Yeah, oh shit, you just do 129 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,000 Speaker 2: some shit, you know, I don't know how to do. 130 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, you could just show yourself. 131 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 2: You just watch me moon walking. You're like that Nigga's possessed. 132 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 2: I never did that before. 133 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 1: He can't do it. He can't do that, man. Yeah, 134 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: I forgot where we were going. 135 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,800 Speaker 2: Well, I don't know that we're going anywhere. We never 136 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:25,400 Speaker 2: are going anywhere. We are here today in studio and live. 137 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,200 Speaker 2: You're fucking here. You you you came all the way 138 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:32,239 Speaker 2: from Denver because we had a very special guest and. 139 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 1: That just hang out. 140 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 2: We got Terry Crews on Terry Crewis finally came and 141 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 2: it didn't go well. 142 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:43,200 Speaker 1: No, no, no, I snuffed it. Bro, What if I 143 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,200 Speaker 1: beat up Terry Crews, You'd never be able to talk 144 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: to me again? 145 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 3: Me? 146 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 1: No, I like, I would just my egos. 147 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,400 Speaker 2: Oh you're saying you wouldn't allow people to talk to you. 148 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,640 Speaker 1: My ego would go crazy. 149 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,239 Speaker 2: I'll be honest, I'd keep calling. 150 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 1: No, yeah, we could still hang out. 151 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,360 Speaker 2: I know it's not even that I it's obviously I 152 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,160 Speaker 2: wouldn't want to hang out. But I just would want 153 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 2: you to know how much I'm impressed by. 154 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,280 Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah, I think if you. 155 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 2: Beat up Terry Crews, it would become inappropriate relationship between 156 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,800 Speaker 2: us because I'd be too I'd be too big of fame. 157 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 1: You would admire my work too much. 158 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like we can't be co hosts anymore. 159 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:28,440 Speaker 1: Fucking impressed because I'm elevated because I put that dude down. 160 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, you fucking you fucking sniped him. 161 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:31,280 Speaker 1: Yeah? 162 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 2: Would Oh, I would have to. I would sneak him. 163 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 2: That's the only way this because let's be honest for real, 164 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,600 Speaker 2: that's a big motherfucker. 165 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: He would beat the ship out of me. That's a 166 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,720 Speaker 1: big and that would be a tough out for me. 167 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,760 Speaker 1: He's like Terry Crews hears this and he beats my ass. 168 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:49,360 Speaker 1: Soon it's gonna be I'm gonna have to go underground 169 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,520 Speaker 1: for a minute. Yeah, I mean, I'll be the support 170 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 1: of the little mamas to lift me up. 171 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,520 Speaker 2: That was always my problem with the way that Chris 172 00:08:55,600 --> 00:09:00,679 Speaker 2: Rock handled getting slapped, was like a of course you're 173 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,440 Speaker 2: gonna lose this fight to Will Smith. Yeah, there's never 174 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:06,480 Speaker 2: been a doubt from anyone who's who's watched looked at 175 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,560 Speaker 2: the two of you standing next to each other. Who's 176 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 2: gonna win this fight? Make it funny, man, scream, fall down, 177 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,280 Speaker 2: say he's killing me. He's fucking killing Like you have 178 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 2: to play this big and make it silly. And instead 179 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,280 Speaker 2: he tried to be a man and. 180 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,720 Speaker 1: I start fighting scared your mom. 181 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,800 Speaker 2: Yes, it's like no, if you fucking yeah, you gotta 182 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,760 Speaker 2: fucking yeah, you can't. Just like I would have been 183 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 2: running around that room being like. 184 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:34,160 Speaker 1: Merrow straight, merlow straight did Juessey what he did? 185 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:38,319 Speaker 2: That may like I would have fucking eroded the evening because. 186 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:41,000 Speaker 1: Listen, different dudes are playing different games. If you're trying 187 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,480 Speaker 1: to do the game, I could beat everybody up. That's like, 188 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,920 Speaker 1: you run out of that real quick. Some of us 189 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,480 Speaker 1: are just funny love you know what I'm saying. 190 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,320 Speaker 2: Some of us just make you laugh and each out. 191 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:54,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's and that's thank God for us. I would, 192 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:55,720 Speaker 1: i would. 193 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 2: Say, more valuable than than those who punch you in 194 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 2: the head. 195 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,640 Speaker 1: Come on, in the winter time. You want some guy 196 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,319 Speaker 1: who's gonna push you in the head. You want a 197 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: guy who's gonna eat that push and he's gonna talk 198 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,080 Speaker 1: like that after he eats. I'm gonna say that. 199 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:19,079 Speaker 2: We we have a conspiracy today. This is a I 200 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,360 Speaker 2: would say, one of my own cooking. This is a 201 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:25,200 Speaker 2: homeown conspiracy theory. I have been thinking about this quite 202 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,920 Speaker 2: a bit, and I ran it past you, and you 203 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,880 Speaker 2: you seemed interested, You seemed open. 204 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,719 Speaker 1: I just like to hang out. Yeah, I hope we 205 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,600 Speaker 1: can get some sandwiches. 206 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,240 Speaker 2: I think we're gonna get some sandwiches. But before we do, uh, 207 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,199 Speaker 2: we landed on and you you picked the verbiage. I 208 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 2: think it's beautiful words that you chose. But you said, 209 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:48,880 Speaker 2: my mama told me white people cooking has aultro feed. 210 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:56,080 Speaker 1: And I think that I'm in wholeheartedly. Yeah, because they 211 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,920 Speaker 1: are fucking ship up. Yeah it's not Oh my god, 212 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 1: what are they on the you guys are out here 213 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,720 Speaker 1: looking crazy? Yeah. 214 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:08,240 Speaker 2: There there are those videos that have become very popular 215 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,600 Speaker 2: of black people, and you showed we talked about one 216 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,600 Speaker 2: person in particular, but there are I think super shout 217 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 2: out super Ray. But I think there are a bunch 218 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,880 Speaker 2: of examples of it of black people watching white people 219 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:23,880 Speaker 2: cook weird meals where it's like a lot of like 220 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:28,760 Speaker 2: ground beef, then with cheese, then with like pudding, and 221 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:29,840 Speaker 2: it's like what the. 222 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,400 Speaker 1: Fuck They make it into a jellow mold and you're like, 223 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,400 Speaker 1: this is fucked up. This is a sin. 224 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,720 Speaker 2: And then you watch a skinny white woman eat it 225 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:37,640 Speaker 2: and you're like. 226 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:41,560 Speaker 1: Smiling or just like she puts like chicken in the microwave, 227 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,800 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. 228 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, to cook it, not just to like reheat it 229 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:49,080 Speaker 2: or put a finishing brown on it, like to fully 230 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,480 Speaker 2: be like no, this is cooked now. 231 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:54,120 Speaker 1: And it's like when did this happen. When did you stop? 232 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: When did you stop being able to feed yourself? 233 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:03,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a really crazy, it's fucking nut. It's odd 234 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 2: because it's like one thing. Every group has food, everybody 235 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,400 Speaker 2: likes to cook. It's truly the root of all culture 236 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:14,640 Speaker 2: is just being like, well, we are connected because we 237 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,560 Speaker 2: have these foods and we eat them this way, and 238 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,960 Speaker 2: white people are sort of like, nah, we don't no collective. 239 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,800 Speaker 1: Do you think it's like there's also a disconnect to 240 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:28,640 Speaker 1: like in America because I think white people abroad can cook. 241 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,079 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I think this is an American thing. I 242 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 2: would say select abroad, but yeah. 243 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean nobody wants Scandinavian food. 244 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:41,439 Speaker 2: No, Our fucking British food is so beans on bread, 245 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 2: suck my dick, you know what I mean? 246 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say though, I had that English breakfast 247 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:50,839 Speaker 1: and is kind of good. Man. I'm sorry, man, I'm 248 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:51,160 Speaker 1: not in. 249 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,320 Speaker 2: Charge of the pad, but you gotta clear clear the 250 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,280 Speaker 2: air a little bit. 251 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:57,960 Speaker 1: That's ugly. You're disgusting. I'm gonna kill you. Give me 252 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 1: two hundred dollars. 253 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,520 Speaker 2: And that was the right button to press. I think 254 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:03,319 Speaker 2: you picked the right one. Yeah, no, I don't. I 255 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,160 Speaker 2: don't eat that ship. 256 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,880 Speaker 1: But have you ever tried it? I have? 257 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, nah, I've I like, I like 258 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:10,520 Speaker 2: regular breakfast. 259 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean listen, I just it was. It surprised 260 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,800 Speaker 1: me as well. Okay, but that being said, yeah, I 261 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,960 Speaker 1: do think for I think they can cook whatever. I 262 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:26,160 Speaker 1: think there might be a disconnect from food and processing 263 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,320 Speaker 1: and all that. 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Let's talk a little bit about where this 282 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:35,280 Speaker 2: conspiracy came from from me That like, originally what got 283 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:39,360 Speaker 2: me thinking about it is that I have noticed that 284 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,920 Speaker 2: a fair amount of the things that we associate with 285 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:46,280 Speaker 2: quality black foods are not necessarily black, and that I 286 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 2: think that there was probably a transition in the period 287 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,120 Speaker 2: where black people started to get more rights, right that 288 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,840 Speaker 2: the sit ins are over, We're allowed to eat at 289 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 2: every restaurant, And then suddenly white people are not saying 290 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,680 Speaker 2: that they're having to cook pretty good meals for people 291 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 2: that they fucking hate. And I think somewhere in that 292 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 2: they were like, I'm not seasoning shit for these motherfuckers. 293 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:17,320 Speaker 2: I don't like, I'm not gonna keep putting my best 294 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,280 Speaker 2: foot forward. 295 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:22,120 Speaker 1: My great grandmother didn't come to Poland, Yeah for me 296 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 1: to make some mutton for these darkness. 297 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:29,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not serving this black motherfucking my my favorite dish. 298 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:33,120 Speaker 2: Come on, fuck you, I'm a boiled chicken and you'll 299 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,760 Speaker 2: eat it that way or I won't serve it at all. 300 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,640 Speaker 2: And I think that that has somehow sort of blossomed 301 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 2: into now a cultural sort of like identity where white 302 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,720 Speaker 2: people are like, yeah, we don't, we don't try that 303 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,880 Speaker 2: hard with our food. 304 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 1: But I mean, here's the thing is that I think 305 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,080 Speaker 1: that the foods that they're met, I think they think 306 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,480 Speaker 1: that stuff is good online at least you. 307 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 2: Know you yes, yes, I think they think it's But 308 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,640 Speaker 2: I think that that's more the product of a generation 309 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 2: that doesn't know what like they don't know they was 310 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,080 Speaker 2: kings once type shit. Who do you know what I'm 311 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:19,479 Speaker 2: saying that like white people, we talked about this biscuits 312 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:23,440 Speaker 2: and gravy. While it is in my mind of food 313 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,960 Speaker 2: that I associate with black people, it's not really black people. 314 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,800 Speaker 2: It's Southern, you know what I mean. It's like southern 315 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:34,640 Speaker 2: in the in the universal sense in royal Southern. And 316 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 2: and it became black people because we just have continued 317 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:42,600 Speaker 2: to fine tune quality cooking, whereas they were like, I 318 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,160 Speaker 2: don't know, motherfucker, ain't we ain't trying no more? 319 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:49,840 Speaker 1: Well, do you wonder also if it's this is hard 320 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,320 Speaker 1: because I also wonder how much of it is like regionally, 321 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:57,280 Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean, I trust everyone in 322 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 1: no offense. I trust everyone in the South to cook 323 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,680 Speaker 1: better than everyone in the Midwest. That's fair, you know 324 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,439 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, sure, I think if we're talking 325 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,879 Speaker 1: regions that are bad at cooking, it goes Midwest is 326 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:10,240 Speaker 1: the worst. 327 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:14,840 Speaker 2: You think Midwest is the worst at cooking? Whoa, I'm sorry, Chicago. 328 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,400 Speaker 1: Is this certain? 329 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,240 Speaker 2: It's not making me feel better? 330 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:21,320 Speaker 1: Yes, I mean you guys also have Nebraska, and there's 331 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,360 Speaker 1: a lot of the midw There's a lot in the Midwest. 332 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm listening. Listen, I'm not refuting as much as 333 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,760 Speaker 2: I am reeling from the the aches and pains you're 334 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,480 Speaker 2: throwing my way. 335 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,480 Speaker 1: I'm sorry for sure, I see I think and this 336 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,560 Speaker 1: is also from touring in the standicala. Hey, yeah, food, 337 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:42,880 Speaker 1: Midwest is the worst. I think the West Coast is next. 338 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,640 Speaker 1: I think then you got the Northeast, then you got 339 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:52,720 Speaker 1: the South. So South is best, Northeast is second, West 340 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,320 Speaker 1: Coast is third, and what Midwest? 341 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,840 Speaker 2: Where do you Because Northeast is a surprise for me, 342 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,840 Speaker 2: given given what we're racing in terms of like culture, 343 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:06,280 Speaker 2: why would Northeast fall so high or low depending on 344 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,440 Speaker 2: how you want to scale it on. 345 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:13,119 Speaker 1: The just the diversity, like, yeah, the Midwest is there's 346 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:18,000 Speaker 1: not a huge diversity of food like New York City 347 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,639 Speaker 1: or even Philly or you know what I mean, like 348 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,720 Speaker 1: places there's like a lot of different it's. 349 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 2: More homogeneous groups of people sort of like living in 350 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,800 Speaker 2: small pockets. 351 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:33,119 Speaker 1: Right right right, right, right right right. So yeah, I 352 00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 1: think it's just diversity wise. That's why goes. And I 353 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 1: think the West Coast is just like listen, they invented 354 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,440 Speaker 1: health field and it's very good. Yeah, yeah, you know 355 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:41,800 Speaker 1: what I mean. 356 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,160 Speaker 2: You know, the West Coast I factor in less because 357 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:48,760 Speaker 2: I think they pride themselves more. We pride ourself. I 358 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,200 Speaker 2: don't know what the fuck on. Yeah, I don't identify 359 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,400 Speaker 2: with this ship. I just live here. But that's true. 360 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,879 Speaker 2: I get that. I think California, and certainly like the 361 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,879 Speaker 2: Coast in general, seems to pride itself more on like 362 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,960 Speaker 2: we know what is right for us. 363 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, than you. 364 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,880 Speaker 2: Are certain that this is the best tasting thing. It's 365 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,800 Speaker 2: more like, yeah, but if you eat that, you'll you'll 366 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,800 Speaker 2: live another five years. And if you eat it the 367 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,359 Speaker 2: other way, it's your choice. 368 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,720 Speaker 1: And I mean, don't get me wrong, there's huge inclusions. 369 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,840 Speaker 1: California got the avocado popping. 370 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,480 Speaker 2: That was crazy, That was crazy, that was big, big 371 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:32,400 Speaker 2: on you it wasn't. Avocado wasn't doing that kind of work. 372 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,119 Speaker 2: When I was a kid, nobody even knew about it. 373 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,840 Speaker 2: I was a little freak for loving guacamole. Freak, I 374 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,240 Speaker 2: tell you you have guacamole. Did have guacamole in Chicago 375 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:47,520 Speaker 2: in ninety four. We had it, But it wasn't. It 376 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,480 Speaker 2: wasn't popping like that. 377 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. Avocado had a renaissance. 378 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:57,080 Speaker 2: Avocado really found itself, Brussels sprouts really found themselves. Oh yeah, 379 00:19:57,119 --> 00:20:03,520 Speaker 2: oh yeah, BROCCOLI's and sort of an who is Yeah. No, 380 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:09,080 Speaker 2: I do think to some extent this does feel regional. 381 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,359 Speaker 2: But I do also think that there is sort of 382 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 2: a universal white people can't cook that it does get applied, 383 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,879 Speaker 2: whether true or not, whether true or not, gets applied 384 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:27,680 Speaker 2: sort of across all regions. And I wonder how much 385 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:32,439 Speaker 2: of that is rooted in them voluntarily choosing to stop 386 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 2: applying themselves at cooking as a result of us getting 387 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,160 Speaker 2: equal rights. 388 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,640 Speaker 1: You think like once everybody, I mean, it does feel 389 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,600 Speaker 1: like when there's so many options, why would you make 390 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:49,720 Speaker 1: your British food? Well, it's like equal rights. Now black 391 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,600 Speaker 1: people got restaurants and we're giving them to the Chinese. 392 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,920 Speaker 2: And that's that's actually an interesting interpretation of it too, 393 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,879 Speaker 2: because in some ways they are no longer cooking they 394 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,439 Speaker 2: cultural food. Like if we if so many of the 395 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,679 Speaker 2: people of this country, as they claim, are descendants of 396 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,600 Speaker 2: the original people of this country, they're the fake original 397 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,440 Speaker 2: people of this country. 398 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,720 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying. I'm lost. 399 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,119 Speaker 2: I'm saying that if a bunch of people are like 400 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,239 Speaker 2: descendants of the people who came here as like you know, 401 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,159 Speaker 2: the colonists that they were, then you should be putting 402 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:27,359 Speaker 2: beans on bread and you should be fucking eating little 403 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,960 Speaker 2: thick sausages. 404 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:35,320 Speaker 1: But you like but you like little caesars, You want 405 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:36,880 Speaker 1: to you want some taco bell. 406 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, you like everybody else's ship, but y'all ship. 407 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,640 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. And maybe that's 408 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,439 Speaker 1: what happened. It was like because it's like, I know 409 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:49,359 Speaker 1: a lot of white women who claim to make great enchiladas. Mmm, 410 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,800 Speaker 1: that's a big one. They love m and you don't 411 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,920 Speaker 1: believe them. No, I don't even like enchiladas. 412 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not as big of a fan as I 413 00:21:59,080 --> 00:21:59,960 Speaker 2: always think I could. 414 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:03,800 Speaker 1: No, it's just wet and bad, Like I love wet food. 415 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,440 Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. 416 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,920 Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of wet food on a lot 417 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:07,320 Speaker 2: of things. 418 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 1: I have a girlfriend, she's great. 419 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:19,919 Speaker 8: I got a wife, she's fine, lovely. 420 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:25,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I also think that because here's the 421 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,800 Speaker 1: other here's the other thing about white people's cooking. They 422 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,639 Speaker 1: do dare. It is daring. It's just not in a 423 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:38,480 Speaker 1: good way. Like have you ever had that? Girls tell 424 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,400 Speaker 1: me about this like sweet rice salad thing that they 425 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:46,480 Speaker 1: do sweet rice salad. It's like sweet rice and then 426 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,919 Speaker 1: like almonds and it's dumb. 427 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:54,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I've never had that. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm 428 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,919 Speaker 2: gonna take a firm no. 429 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,440 Speaker 1: On that one. It's like but it's like big swings, 430 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,520 Speaker 1: it's just done well. And I think sometimes there's like 431 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,879 Speaker 1: a lack of attention to detail. Like a lot of 432 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,240 Speaker 1: times when I watch like these like White Lady tiktoks 433 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 1: or something, it's like there's like a lack of the 434 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,400 Speaker 1: base knowledge of cooking and that's why it's just bad 435 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,359 Speaker 1: where it's just like heat the pana well, you know, 436 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:18,800 Speaker 1: like whatever. 437 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,280 Speaker 2: Well, let me ask you this because this is actually 438 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,919 Speaker 2: a pretty curious question for me. Where do you fall 439 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,240 Speaker 2: when it comes to sort of like the Michelin Star. 440 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:34,000 Speaker 2: The restaurants that are treated with like sort of like revered, 441 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,800 Speaker 2: these places that are you're being told of the best 442 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,199 Speaker 2: food in the world, and it's obviously a white person 443 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:45,400 Speaker 2: number one rating them, but number two oftentimes making these dishes. 444 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,240 Speaker 2: Do you do you hold them in high regard or 445 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,800 Speaker 2: you like, no, I don't give a fuck about none 446 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,080 Speaker 2: of that. 447 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,560 Speaker 1: I'm open to it because I think I think that 448 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,320 Speaker 1: some of them are very good. Right. I had some 449 00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 1: food in a yurt the other day. Okay, we went 450 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,760 Speaker 1: to a yurt and it was fire, and it was like, 451 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,879 Speaker 1: it's like this restaurant that they said supposedly was like 452 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,919 Speaker 1: up for a Michelin Star, but it's not quite in Denver, 453 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,359 Speaker 1: so they didn't. It's like sort of an Aurora we 454 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,840 Speaker 1: went to this year. It was really good food. Right. 455 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:19,160 Speaker 1: But I also was in the Bahamas, and I need 456 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,200 Speaker 1: to I need to quit cutting and looking the camera. 457 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,960 Speaker 2: That's a weird That's okay, Yeah, I think so, but 458 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,359 Speaker 2: maybe not as much as you. 459 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:31,360 Speaker 1: But yeah, it's like different. I'm like not at home, 460 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,040 Speaker 1: I have shoes on. This is a little different. 461 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,160 Speaker 2: It's okay to serve it to camera. We're here there, here, 462 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:37,479 Speaker 2: let's see come on. 463 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 1: But then like a week later, I was in the 464 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,119 Speaker 1: Bahamas and I had food from a smoke shack on 465 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,680 Speaker 1: the side of a beach and it was equally as 466 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:50,280 Speaker 1: good to me. Yeah, So it's like I give space 467 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:53,919 Speaker 1: for the higher brow, the Michelin star stuff, but I don't. 468 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,920 Speaker 1: That's not solely where I'm going to fight, because sometimes 469 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,840 Speaker 1: it's like sometimes in food, like in fancy restaurants, I 470 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 1: feel like it's complicated more than it's good. It's like, oh, 471 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,320 Speaker 1: they had to do thirty things to cook that, but 472 00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,840 Speaker 1: it didn't come together as good as like that case 473 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,160 Speaker 1: ada I had across town. 474 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,959 Speaker 2: I also, and this is where I think I stand 475 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,440 Speaker 2: firmist as it relates to food, is I don't care 476 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:23,080 Speaker 2: how good the meal is if I don't feel satisfied afterwards. 477 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,600 Speaker 2: That like part of what a good meal to me 478 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,000 Speaker 2: is is you filled my tummy all the way to 479 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,879 Speaker 2: the brim. But a lot of times you go to 480 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,480 Speaker 2: these fancy restaurants and shit and like it. Yes, it 481 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:41,159 Speaker 2: was a great tasting item that you offered me, but 482 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,480 Speaker 2: I'm still hungry, So I don't like you no more. 483 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 1: That's fair, you know what I mean. Yeah, you're angry guy. 484 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,639 Speaker 2: You fucking you're giving me blue balls of the tomptungue. No, 485 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,480 Speaker 2: I don't like that angry angry hippos. Yeah exactly, Yeah, 486 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,080 Speaker 2: I get that. 487 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,960 Speaker 1: I mean, and there is something to be said for 488 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 1: just a big like bull of Stewards. 489 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:05,000 Speaker 2: Come on, dog, you go to some of these restaurants 490 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,840 Speaker 2: and and look, I get it. The Midwest don't do 491 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,240 Speaker 2: a lot great, but we we serve you the portions 492 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:11,880 Speaker 2: you serve. 493 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:16,639 Speaker 1: That's fair. You will get full as you walking away. 494 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,720 Speaker 2: That's a good point, which you tell me growling at 495 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,919 Speaker 2: the local eatery in the Midwest. And I do like 496 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,879 Speaker 2: Midwestern food. I love a beef dip it, flip it, 497 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:33,680 Speaker 2: Come on, man, crack it up, it down. No, yeah, 498 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,439 Speaker 2: I just like I think it's unfair when you know 499 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,400 Speaker 2: you you pay money and are expecting a quality meal 500 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:45,200 Speaker 2: and you have what is a delightful tasting experience and 501 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,880 Speaker 2: not a filling experience. And I would argue that if 502 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,440 Speaker 2: you cannot fill me up, then you can't cook that good. 503 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 1: God damn. 504 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm taking big swings. 505 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,119 Speaker 1: Baby, well, I think. But also there is a level 506 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,919 Speaker 1: of what I okay, I will say this when I 507 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,320 Speaker 1: go to one of those fancy restaurants with a richer 508 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:10,160 Speaker 1: person who doesn't mind buying enough to get us full. Yeah, 509 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 1: it's a good time. I mean we're going to lunch 510 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,480 Speaker 1: after this. Yeah. I believe it's on big money players. 511 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,720 Speaker 2: That's what they said. But but well, we'll confirm when 512 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,720 Speaker 2: the episode's over. 513 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:25,679 Speaker 1: Let's just say I'm getting three apps. I'm gonna need 514 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:33,160 Speaker 1: the octopus, Olivia, I don't know why Steep. Yeah, I'm 515 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:39,840 Speaker 1: gonna try the pheasant. Yeah, what is this? Arisata? Is 516 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:44,360 Speaker 1: that a girl? Resuta? That's cool as a result for girls. 517 00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:59,760 Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch. 518 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,600 Speaker 2: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling 519 00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,800 Speaker 2: and it's fucking great. 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Yeah, but I also 538 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,400 Speaker 2: think that, like, and I'm truly speaking for myself, I'm 539 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,840 Speaker 2: not a great cook. I know that about myself. 540 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,520 Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, but do you okay, yeah, go ahead, because 541 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,360 Speaker 1: if I put my mind to it, I can be 542 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:06,960 Speaker 1: very good. 543 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,960 Speaker 2: That's my problem what you're saying, Like, I'm not. I 544 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Speaker 2: won't try, right, right, but if I try, I whatever, 545 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,640 Speaker 2: I actually put some elbow in, it's good. 546 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:18,680 Speaker 1: I won't. 547 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,720 Speaker 2: I'm not making ship by any means. But I just 548 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 2: don't have the energy that the internal yearning to like 549 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,200 Speaker 2: work for an hour on a thing that I then 550 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,640 Speaker 2: eat in ten minutes, right, I understand, Like it's I 551 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,920 Speaker 2: can't process it. 552 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,480 Speaker 1: Do you make like a lot? 553 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,360 Speaker 2: Well, you have a family, though, I got a nice 554 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:43,040 Speaker 2: lady who does it for me like I do all the. 555 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, my wife. Oh okay, yeah, I don't have like a. 556 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 2: Do you really think I'm I'm rolling in the dough 557 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:51,480 Speaker 2: like that. 558 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,080 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have a I know that in 559 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,840 Speaker 1: my head I've seen I don't know why I think 560 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,880 Speaker 1: you're rich, are you not? 561 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:03,600 Speaker 2: I don't think so, you do it? I'm doing fine. Yeah, yeah, 562 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,640 Speaker 2: we have a two income house. All we do pretty well. 563 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,080 Speaker 2: But but a lady who like truly cooks for you, 564 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:13,479 Speaker 2: a chef, is that's a different That's a step above. 565 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:21,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I think a lot of money yeah cool, 566 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,040 Speaker 1: not like a lot like a black people a lot 567 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:25,480 Speaker 1: of money. 568 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,520 Speaker 2: Cool, big man. But I say all that to say 569 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,479 Speaker 2: I know that if I were making a small portion 570 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,880 Speaker 2: of something, I could make it very well. 571 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:36,960 Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean that? 572 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,680 Speaker 2: Like, it's the increasing of the quantity that makes it 573 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,320 Speaker 2: more complicated, which is why catering is so fucking tough. 574 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,760 Speaker 2: It's why like when you go to fucking college campuses 575 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,440 Speaker 2: and you're eating like those at the trays and trays 576 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,760 Speaker 2: of food that they put out for the buffets, while 577 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,080 Speaker 2: the eggs are ass and the grits are running and 578 00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:00,000 Speaker 2: all the ship corral, it's ass because it's not becau 579 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 2: as the dude in the back doesn't know how to 580 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,120 Speaker 2: make good food. It's because he has to make the 581 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:09,280 Speaker 2: most food, and that's really really hard being said. 582 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,360 Speaker 1: I just went to a Golden Crow, but a month ago. 583 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,960 Speaker 2: It was hidden still hidding, okay, yeah no, So you 584 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,560 Speaker 2: know they're still an alcohol in there at Golden Corral, 585 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,840 Speaker 2: which is crazy. I didn't know they could do that. 586 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,000 Speaker 1: They're selling alcohol in the Golden Corral. 587 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:26,320 Speaker 2: I'll be honest. I'm I was a old Country buffet 588 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,200 Speaker 2: boy right as growing up. That was our signature restaurant. 589 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,680 Speaker 2: I think it's probably regional. It's a Midwest It's it's 590 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,880 Speaker 2: called different things. Some places it's called hometown buffet. Yeah, 591 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,360 Speaker 2: some places called country buffet, old country. But I think 592 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 2: it's all the same. I think their cousins, the checkers rally, yeah. 593 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:50,720 Speaker 1: Come and go. What's the other one? The rest Tom thumb, 594 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:51,600 Speaker 1: it's all the same. 595 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:56,920 Speaker 2: Point being I remember my relationship to all of that 596 00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,680 Speaker 2: food is so childlike that like I remember them like 597 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,959 Speaker 2: hot ass cinema buns they used to have in there, 598 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,560 Speaker 2: and I to love those and that was enough reason 599 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,560 Speaker 2: to like that place. 600 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:07,920 Speaker 1: Yeah. 601 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, I never knew if they served off alcohol. I 602 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,880 Speaker 2: just persued they couldn't because I was a kid. 603 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,040 Speaker 1: I don't think they did, because it's like I was 604 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,520 Speaker 1: thinking about it. It's a bad call. 605 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,400 Speaker 2: You don't give liquor to those kinds of people. 606 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,440 Speaker 1: There's not one place I would rather be drunk less 607 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,760 Speaker 1: than a buffet. Bro, Like, so. 608 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:30,400 Speaker 2: Sad, Bro, you just gave you just gave him sick shrimp. 609 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,400 Speaker 2: Who can't wash that down with tequila? 610 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:40,840 Speaker 1: Oh god, oh tequila? And the buffet? That fucking crazy. 611 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,160 Speaker 1: And I just like I think that that could turn 612 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,360 Speaker 1: dark so fast. 613 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,040 Speaker 2: This ham has been under this light for for hours. 614 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, cause, like you almost need to be sober at 615 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:56,680 Speaker 1: a buffet to show some restraint. You gotta now you're drunken, 616 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,800 Speaker 1: are come on? Come on, I'm dipping my I'm dipping 617 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,840 Speaker 1: my shrimp, been fucking soft served. 618 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 2: Come on, you're putting salad dressing on your Chinese. Yeah, 619 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,719 Speaker 2: it's hey, man, you're being crazy. 620 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:16,080 Speaker 1: It's fucked. I feel the same way. I feel. I'm 621 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,320 Speaker 1: the opposite of integration when it comes to like like cuisines. 622 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,360 Speaker 1: Yeah you got it. 623 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,040 Speaker 2: I feel like the buffet has to be where prohibition 624 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 2: sort of maintains. 625 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good. You can't. 626 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't get drunk at Golden Corral. You should 627 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,520 Speaker 2: not do that if you are a person who still 628 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:39,120 Speaker 2: frequents Golden Kerral. That's okay, no judgment. We are judgment 629 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,360 Speaker 2: free podcasts. That's not true. 630 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,920 Speaker 1: But Sin's judging you pretty hard. 631 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,840 Speaker 2: Judging you pretty hard. But that said more importantly, if 632 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,960 Speaker 2: you are going to the Golden Corral, stay sober, baby. 633 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want it. It's just not for you. 634 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,959 Speaker 2: That's that's not a low you need to sink too. 635 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,640 Speaker 1: You're better than that. Yeah. 636 00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:03,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, So you think it sounds like that this conspiracy 637 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:09,840 Speaker 2: of white people atrophying is less about a conscious choice 638 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,879 Speaker 2: on their part and more just sort of what would 639 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,000 Speaker 2: you say? The cause is? 640 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:20,160 Speaker 1: I think the market got flooded with superior product, you 641 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:20,680 Speaker 1: know what I mean? 642 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, that they were always making these weird freedo pies 643 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,280 Speaker 2: and now we just know better. 644 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, and now the internet you can learn how to 645 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,919 Speaker 1: make anything. Like they're not, you know, they're just like, yeah, 646 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,360 Speaker 1: let me everybody can make curry. 647 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,240 Speaker 2: Now everybody can't make curry. 648 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,560 Speaker 1: My alms making curry back in ninety five. Whoa, that 649 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,160 Speaker 1: was back when curry was illegal. 650 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:54,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, they stop you at the airport, curry. 651 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,560 Speaker 1: You getting pulled over, miss man. First person I ever 652 00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,400 Speaker 1: saw with coconut milk. Whoa, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, I 653 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,319 Speaker 1: get it. 654 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,840 Speaker 2: I didn't know that coconuts could be milked. No, no, no, 655 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:04,799 Speaker 2: you milk meat. 656 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:09,360 Speaker 1: Greg. I don't know where. 657 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,200 Speaker 2: It was due to a feces thrown all over the walls, 658 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,360 Speaker 2: the floor, the ceiling, and. 659 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,320 Speaker 8: That's just a good Yeah, you had to clean clean 660 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,680 Speaker 8: house a little bit anyway. 661 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, so it sounds like you're you're of the belief 662 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:31,880 Speaker 2: that this is more about like the a superior product. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 663 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,000 Speaker 2: I will say that that when we were talking about 664 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,960 Speaker 2: this out there, the idea was presented that some of 665 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:43,160 Speaker 2: this has to do with white people's laziness. That was said, yeah, 666 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:48,239 Speaker 2: and and let's be cautious. Let's be careful. Let's make 667 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,799 Speaker 2: sure that our white listeners don't feel offended by the 668 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,720 Speaker 2: things that we're saying. 669 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,799 Speaker 1: I don't know if we'll go that far. 670 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,800 Speaker 2: We want to hurt you, but we don't want to 671 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,560 Speaker 2: hurt you with our setups. We want to hurt you 672 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,040 Speaker 2: with our punch. 673 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 1: We want to push you far enough way that you'll 674 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,760 Speaker 1: still give your money to support. 675 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,680 Speaker 2: Us, you know, like an abusive relationship. We love you, 676 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,120 Speaker 2: and we'll never do it again. 677 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:23,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sometimes Oh no. 678 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,879 Speaker 2: That's that if you are being abused called yea. 679 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,279 Speaker 1: Unless you're a white person being abused by us, then 680 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:35,120 Speaker 1: stay right here, give me money. But no. 681 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,960 Speaker 2: It was presented that that perhaps the cause of white 682 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:44,960 Speaker 2: people atrophying as as chefs and cooks in general is 683 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,160 Speaker 2: the result of them just being lazy, That they have 684 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,200 Speaker 2: accepted a position of of sort of like being served 685 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,799 Speaker 2: in society, and that they are unwilling to adjust that 686 00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,480 Speaker 2: thinking even as they continue to make bullshit out. 687 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,240 Speaker 1: In the world. I think that's a little too simple. 688 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,239 Speaker 1: I think that that maybe that idea is kind of 689 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,680 Speaker 1: based more in white supremacy than I wanted to be. Mmm, 690 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,279 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like we're on top, so 691 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,640 Speaker 1: we just didn't we just stopped trying. It's like, I 692 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:19,000 Speaker 1: think it's one. I think there's more going on than. 693 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:25,040 Speaker 2: That, right that, Like it suggests a possibility that like 694 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,920 Speaker 2: they are in fact kings and Queen's yeah. 695 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,120 Speaker 1: As opposed to maybe they're just people who are fucking 696 00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,280 Speaker 1: up right, you know what I'm saying, Like the lazy 697 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,880 Speaker 1: thing kind of is like yep, we we got on 698 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,680 Speaker 1: top and now we're lazy and we just say, you 699 00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,120 Speaker 1: know what, I mean as supposed to, so that there's 700 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,360 Speaker 1: not a problem with them. They don't have to answer 701 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,760 Speaker 1: for that, you know what I mean. That's fair. 702 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:54,160 Speaker 2: We have seen, certainly historically enough examples of both the 703 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,640 Speaker 2: rich and the poor being bad at cooking, right, do 704 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,399 Speaker 2: you know what I mean? In a different way, Yeah, 705 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,919 Speaker 2: in very different ways. So it does. It does make 706 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,879 Speaker 2: sense that, you know what I mean, and that's true 707 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,480 Speaker 2: of all races. I would say, yeah, that like sometimes 708 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,759 Speaker 2: there is a dangerous propaganda of like black people can cook, 709 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:15,000 Speaker 2: white people can't, and that's not true. I know a 710 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,680 Speaker 2: lot of black motherfuckers that can't cook. 711 00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:18,279 Speaker 1: For shit. Well you said it. 712 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:24,080 Speaker 2: I just think on average people, I enjoy black people's 713 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:28,840 Speaker 2: food a lot more than I enjoy white people's food. Yeah, 714 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,319 Speaker 2: you're struggling. 715 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,360 Speaker 1: You know. I'm just trying to think about because I 716 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,560 Speaker 1: have definitely known to the white people who can really 717 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:40,320 Speaker 1: cook throw down. But I think, yeah, we're talking about 718 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,560 Speaker 1: just like on the whole the numbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 719 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:48,680 Speaker 1: which I wonder. Yeah, that is interesting because it is 720 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,400 Speaker 1: crazy to me when you meet like a whole family 721 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,640 Speaker 1: who can't cook. You ever go over to like those 722 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,799 Speaker 1: kids house when you were a kid, you're like, is 723 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:59,640 Speaker 1: what your Yeah, you just you gotta look like he 724 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,360 Speaker 1: just yeah, I'll be honest. 725 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,920 Speaker 2: I mean it's I mean it genuinely. 726 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,520 Speaker 1: My father. 727 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,400 Speaker 2: One of my favorite dishes that he used to make 728 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,840 Speaker 2: when I was a kid was something called tomato chicken, 729 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:12,959 Speaker 2: and it was. 730 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:18,239 Speaker 1: Just it was just. 731 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,520 Speaker 2: It was just a fucking like a weird like uh 732 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:29,160 Speaker 2: chicken breast in a skillet with like tomato like out 733 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,200 Speaker 2: of the can, and it was just like mix it 734 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,440 Speaker 2: up and lightly seems it and I'll be like, just 735 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,279 Speaker 2: fucking yeah, it is the best. And in retrospect it 736 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:37,879 Speaker 2: wasn't good. 737 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,840 Speaker 1: You just like chicken. I like chicken. 738 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,280 Speaker 2: I like tomatoes. I was like, these are two things 739 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,560 Speaker 2: I care for. That's a singless meals. 740 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:51,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was well, we're having tomato chicken tonight, tomato chicken. 741 00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:00,040 Speaker 1: And it's almost like you were there. You truly I 742 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:04,680 Speaker 1: should our voices perfectly. Yeah, I figured, how about your dad? 743 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,640 Speaker 1: You realize God, Yeah, he. 744 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,680 Speaker 2: Was making this ship tomato chicken, and I loved it. 745 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,439 Speaker 2: I don't think it was good. It's got this weird 746 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,520 Speaker 2: little boy. He loves poetry. He doesn't know what the 747 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,399 Speaker 2: females like. I got to make a meal fast. Yeah, 748 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:21,560 Speaker 2: there's got to be some vegetables in it, apparently tomatoes 749 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:22,480 Speaker 2: onion chicken. 750 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, tomato chicken, tomato chicken. 751 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,200 Speaker 2: And I thought it was the fucking best, And now 752 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,360 Speaker 2: in retrospective, wasn't the best? 753 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:32,120 Speaker 1: Still make tomato chicken? I that he does. We don't. 754 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,399 Speaker 2: We don't have meals at at his house anymore when 755 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:40,279 Speaker 2: you going back, Yeah, no, we don't. I've never asked 756 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,479 Speaker 2: him to cook for me ever again, and I don't 757 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,680 Speaker 2: think he's never been, like, you know, I've been working 758 00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:47,000 Speaker 2: on the tomato chicken. I got a new recipe, right, 759 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,240 Speaker 2: So yeah, it's just I think we're all in agreement 760 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,960 Speaker 2: that like that, that was the act of a of 761 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,319 Speaker 2: a man just trying to keep it together for for 762 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:55,800 Speaker 2: a boy. 763 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,279 Speaker 1: Hey, but you know what, tomato cha, you wouldn't be 764 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,040 Speaker 1: who you are now without me. 765 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,120 Speaker 2: I think the tomato chicken really helped shake me into 766 00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:07,600 Speaker 2: a stronger individual. And and I think maybe if we're 767 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,040 Speaker 2: bringing this full circle, maybe that's what white people would 768 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,560 Speaker 2: benefit from. It's a little bit of full acknowledgement that, like, 769 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,839 Speaker 2: you have been eating tomato chicken this whole time, you 770 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,520 Speaker 2: guys are that good. It's never been that good. Stop 771 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,439 Speaker 2: giving yourself stars for fucking award winning meals just because 772 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,120 Speaker 2: one dude. 773 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,759 Speaker 1: But that's what I would argue. I bet there's a 774 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,840 Speaker 1: lot less in Africa in South America. 775 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:36,080 Speaker 2: Dog, That's what I'm saying. Who is Michelan and who's 776 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,880 Speaker 2: given out this? You know what I mean, A big old, 777 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,560 Speaker 2: a big old fluffy white man is giving out those 778 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:45,799 Speaker 2: those awards. Who decides the fact that. 779 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:54,279 Speaker 1: He's made out of tires on top of him coming 780 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,200 Speaker 1: to this French restaurant. Yeah, and he's like, he's pretty good. 781 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:02,799 Speaker 1: You know what, you get a star. I don't think so. 782 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:05,399 Speaker 1: I don't know. 783 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,160 Speaker 2: I've never studied them at all. But the point is 784 00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:13,120 Speaker 2: I think we would benefit. French food is for poor people, 785 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,480 Speaker 2: but now they act like it's fancy. 786 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:18,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all just like butter and. 787 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just they put a butch of butter and 788 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,640 Speaker 2: then they pour the butter on top of the thing 789 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,080 Speaker 2: they're cooking until it's I. 790 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,040 Speaker 1: Mean, that's how it's. 791 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,480 Speaker 2: French food is fucking great. 792 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,160 Speaker 1: We should make them get steaks after this. 793 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,799 Speaker 2: Come on, man, we having steaks y'all. 794 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,040 Speaker 1: Hey, Will Ferrell. 795 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:39,880 Speaker 2: Will Dirty Dog Pharaoh Willie. Yeah, I just say, white 796 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,840 Speaker 2: people would benefit from being more honest about their relationship 797 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:48,120 Speaker 2: with their own food, and then subsequently, maybe we can 798 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,560 Speaker 2: become they can learn to become better cooks, They can 799 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:56,640 Speaker 2: learn to actually embrace the cultures around them by first 800 00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:00,000 Speaker 2: acknowledging like, hey, we've been putting up ship numbers. 801 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,360 Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yeah, your mom's castle is kind of bad. 802 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,960 Speaker 2: It's not freedom pie ain't a thing. Yeah yeah, yeah, 803 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,839 Speaker 2: it's wipe your lips, you know. Yeah, there you go 804 00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:14,240 Speaker 2: like that. Well, it was very recently that it happened 805 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,279 Speaker 2: because I the fucking ba. 806 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:18,680 Speaker 1: I was just. 807 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,920 Speaker 2: I don't want you to look like a fool. 808 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,200 Speaker 1: I appreciate it. It's just I had some nuts and 809 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,040 Speaker 1: then I was like I need more food than and 810 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,840 Speaker 1: then you had made that nut joke, which made me 811 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,080 Speaker 1: kind of like hesitant to eat more nuts. 812 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:34,120 Speaker 2: And well, I only made the joke because you screamed 813 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,840 Speaker 2: out loud scream I love nuts. 814 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,319 Speaker 1: I do love nuts, and you shouldn't feel bad about that. 815 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,040 Speaker 1: It's very healthy. 816 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:46,080 Speaker 2: Now we listen, I am a product of my own community. 817 00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:47,560 Speaker 1: He's a tomato chicken man. 818 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:54,000 Speaker 2: I'm a tomato chicken man through and through. I don't 819 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,360 Speaker 2: know how long we've been doing. 820 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,719 Speaker 1: This feels like hours. I feel like we did it. 821 00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,680 Speaker 1: I think it was good. 822 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,319 Speaker 2: I think we nailed this perfectly. Yeah, no notes whatsoever. 823 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,279 Speaker 1: Ten out of ten. 824 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,200 Speaker 2: You want to tell the people where they can find 825 00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:08,799 Speaker 2: you and what cool shit you have going on? 826 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,680 Speaker 1: Cool Guy Joke City seven on Instagram. That's where everything's 827 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,720 Speaker 1: gonna be at. Oh, when this comes out, you should 828 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:20,280 Speaker 1: watch Royal Crackers on Adult Swim and then HBO Max 829 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:24,399 Speaker 1: the next day. Hell yeah, yeah that's Max Max. Oh, 830 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,040 Speaker 1: it's just Max. 831 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:29,200 Speaker 2: It's just Max now Mad Max, Mad Max TV. 832 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,239 Speaker 1: What about you? 833 00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,560 Speaker 2: You can find me at Langston Kerrman on all social 834 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,480 Speaker 2: media platforms. And if this comes out before February nineteenth, 835 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,680 Speaker 2: I would love for you to be at my special 836 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,239 Speaker 2: taping in Chicago at the Green Mill. The tickets are 837 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,600 Speaker 2: available online. And yeah, I'm gonna be telling jokes for 838 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,160 Speaker 2: an hour and it's gonna be really fun. And I 839 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,600 Speaker 2: hope you guys pack it out and make it a 840 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,960 Speaker 2: great time. And as always, if you want to send 841 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,239 Speaker 2: us your own drops, your own conspiracies, if you want 842 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:03,000 Speaker 2: to send us a recipe of your mother's famous bullshit 843 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:07,520 Speaker 2: white food that you think in fact is worth celebrating. 844 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,040 Speaker 2: Send it all to my mamapod at gmail dot com. 845 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,960 Speaker 2: We would love to hear from you. That's the whole shebang. 846 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,240 Speaker 1: Bye, bitch. 847 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,319 Speaker 2: I'd rather check myself before I wrecked myself. 848 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:29,000 Speaker 1: The government, my crow chips in your Kuala bears are racist. 849 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:36,920 Speaker 4: The Hostal layer, Hostal money, Turkey stuff. 850 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,080 Speaker 1: I can't tell me