WEBVTT - "NOT A COWBOY STATE!" w/ Seth Herzog 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:06.680 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio. Oh, 0:00:06.720 --> 0:00:10.280 oh my god. We're back and we're in New York City. 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:14.520 It's been such a long hiatus and I'm going to 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:17.439 say I'm happy to be back. I missed it, and 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:23.120 I'm with my friend looking real, tanned, fiery, fiery, fired 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:28.200 up from all four of July getting the rains the 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:32.520 Southwestern Sun. I didn't think I was going to like Jin, 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:37.559 and I like her. I think she's a terrible Oh 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:41.040 inkeep going, keep going, I just talk. Hello. I'm welcome 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:43.080 to another episode of Weeks at This Rose. My name 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:46.120 is Arden Marien, coming to you from a very bougie 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:51.080 sound studio in New York City, New York with me today. 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:53.279 It's a man. He looks, you know what I'm going 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:55.640 to say, younger than ever. Tan. 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:56.600 That's true. 0:00:57.000 --> 0:01:01.160 Tan, you look relaxed. Sure, you look like you've been 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:04.920 on vacation. You've looked like you've been with some extended family. 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:07.800 And now you're doing the Lord's work, because we're going 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:11.399 to be breaking down. Jen Tran as the Bachelorette. You 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:15.040 might know him. He is the resident comic m'sketch performer 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.760 at the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, which is huge, 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:20.880 and he also hosts a monthly to me the best 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:23.240 monthly show in New York City at Chelsea Music Hall. 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:25.800 It's called Sweet. It's always on Tuesdays. Is that great? 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:27.280 It is one Tuesday month. 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.160 One Tuesday month, and you never know who's going to 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:32.679 be there. It's always star stastad it Stas said it. 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:35.000 Ladies and gentlemen, you're a friend my friend Seth hurt. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:37.400 Yeah, I know you're clapping at home. 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:40.560 You know who else is here? And it's our boyfriend. 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.679 And now he's claiming that he's going to record himself 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:45.640 an edit and all the listeners are mad that we 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:50.760 couldn't edit you in last time. I felt like us 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:54.320 as like if we were a friendship couple trying to 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:56.480 have a throuble with the sound engineer. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:57.200 This would be it. 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:59.400 This would be with Dawn. Are you kidding me? 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.000 This is the hot three some I've ever had. 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:03.480 This, This is the hottest slash only three some I've 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:06.200 ever had. Don did you miss us? And are you 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:07.920 ready to hear about the new Bachelorette? 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:11.120 I big thumbs up on both of them? 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:17.840 Oh my god, up. Yeah, thumbs in, big thumbs in. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:21.080 Don just found out that he was he goes doctor's 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:24.000 doctor shamam shamow. He was sad to hear, but we 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:26.720 wish doctor Shamway. I'm shamau well, of course, and we 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.160 got to find it. You know, I'm going on dates 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:31.440 and you want somebody that can come on the pop 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.480 but not be too excited about it, you know what 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:33.800 I mean? 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:37.200 So I want to see Bachelorette. 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:40.120 You're kidding me? Are you kidding here? 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:40.360 Now? 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:43.040 I bet you? I bet. Here's what would happen. There'd 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:47.000 be a lot of secretly aspiring comments like people, and 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:49.720 then that would be like networking and trying too hard 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:51.680 in a way that's like kind of like in the 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:53.400 same way that too many guys did the shot a 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:56.800 clock last night. There would be some like really weird, 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:59.880 like hacky jokes, so you're like, I just want a conversation. 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:02.399 Some guys would bring like little fake mics. 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:05.040 Yes, yes, or like you know, just like like a 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:05.840 hand buzzer or. 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:08.960 Like a fart thing that sounds like like like clapping 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:15.720 and cheering buttons for themselves for themselves, yeah, ye, crickets 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:16.799 for you exactly. 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:20.639 They're like no, no, no, women can't be funny. Now overall 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:24.720 here we are, we have who oh Joey was the batcheler? 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:27.040 Did you like Joey and he still was late? You 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:27.440 didn't like it? 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:30.840 I didn't like Joey, I thought, Joey. I don't know. 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:34.119 I just he seems so thin, like mentally to yeah, 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:36.520 just dumb and thing like he didn't bring a lot 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.920 to the table. He just everyone kept saying, like when 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:40.680 Jen said last night, because he's such a good listener. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:42.839 He's not a good listener. He's just a stupid person 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:44.920 who can't think of anything said. So it looks like 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:46.960 he's listening to you, but he just has nothing to ask. 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.480 You know what? I did that in high school? The guy, 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.800 the guy I was just obsessed with. I was like, 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:56.480 he's just shy. It's like, no, he's not. He's boring 0:03:56.600 --> 0:04:00.880 as a bag of rocks. And I've I completely fabricated 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:04.320 his entire personality. But like, oh no, nobody gets him. 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:06.600 I was like, no, you just think he's handsome and 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:08.400 he's so fucking boring. 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:10.240 Women will justify anything for. 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:13.400 So are you kidding me? A guy was a guy? 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:16.919 A guy only likes in her beauty. You're absolutely right, You're. 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:18.360 Absolutely especially if it sticks. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:23.480 Out exactly the question. Yeah, don like that, like Don's 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:26.279 thumbs in on that one. Donna's thumbs in on that one. 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:31.919 Thumbs in, thumbs in. Now, listen, we all have to 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:35.920 talk about we all broke down Gary, as Tammy said, 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:37.560 kicked in the head by a horse. I think she 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.800 was right. Was she right? 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:40.360 Yeah? 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:42.760 I think turns out she was. My theory is that 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:46.160 he got famous some like ladies were sliding into the 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:47.719 d ms and he wanted to go on like a 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:48.440 poon tour. 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:52.240 What do you think I think maybe that's the case, 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:56.039 or first she just realized that this broken bird he 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:57.440 picked was way too broken. 0:04:57.640 --> 0:05:02.880 You think I thought she was? My mind, we underestimated her. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:06.440 She was still working on Wall Street. I'm like, oh yeah, 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:10.320 like she kind of is maybe sensitive, but like together 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:13.640 enough to be like still working. And I'm like, you know, 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:17.520 I think that. I think I think the fact that 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:20.880 he tossed out that lady the last night, like call 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.640 off the game, you're it, And then then and then 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:24.680 the second he heard Teresa had a job, he hop 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:27.640 lily pads to her. I feel like he's just a 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:29.719 fickle I think he might be a fickle dude. 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:33.000 Maybe. Yeah. He comes across as like super like I 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:34.680 love everyone, I want everyone to be happy. But he's 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:36.720 like no, no, no, I'm a little more calculating him, and 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:37.640 you think I am. 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:40.880 Yes, I agree, and like once he's dead on you, 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:43.039 like once his eyes go black like a shark, they're 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:46.080 never coming back. There's no like accountability for like, what's 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:46.680 the problem. 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:48.760 The first thing I thought of when I heard they 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.920 broke up was all the little cousins of Teresa who 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:54.279 just wanted to find a man and they're crying. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.320 I'm like, oh, the grand shoulder of the grand children. 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:01.320 She's always doing duc libs in the now. Oh my god. 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:06.200 The daughters, her sweet daughters. You know you know that 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:09.360 New Jersey area, Yeah, red Bank, and very well red 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:12.600 Bank has been there's some heartache and red Bank. 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:18.480 She's not allowed to go back to that whole area. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.480 Okay, anyway, here we are gen now. Look, I'm gonna 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:24.120 be real. I thought she was boring at first. I 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:26.479 found her to be a delightful bachelorette last night, and 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:28.880 I feel like I don't know why they're skimping on her, 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:32.000 Like why didn't she have the mansion. I felt like 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:34.320 there weren't enough guys. At first I thought she got 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.039 the b team, but then I liked a bunch of 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:38.200 the guys. But like, why didn't they give her the 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:39.760 real bachelorette Manchell. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.359 They give her a different house. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.680 It's a different house where they filmed. Did you watch 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.320 during the pandemic and the musical one? That was like 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:49.400 there was like it was like a producer of the 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:52.200 Bachelor where they had to like become like a duo 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:55.680 with the person and like it was I did not 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:59.279 see that. It was deep covid it was. I know. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:02.320 They shot in Albuquerque where I just came back from Okay, 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.880 at a hotel that I had to dinner at recently. 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:07.520 But that's where they also did Katie Thurston season where 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:10.960 they had the breaking bad toilet bucket down by the river. Yes, yes, okay, 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.560 so then, but like they're immediately taking her to Australia. 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:14.480 I don't understand. 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:16.160 Oh, I suit you mean they're getting rid of them. 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:16.680 They only had the. 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:18.640 Mansion for the one and it's not the real mansion. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:19.760 No, it's a different place. 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:21.360 Yeah. I just felt like, I'm like, what are they 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:21.920 doing with her? 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.400 Maybe they couldn't get the house, okay, respect they just 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:26.080 I mean, I think it was just a simple act 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:28.600 of like logistics, like they're not giving us the house. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:30.480 We only have this house for one day. Okay, you 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:31.800 can go to Australia. 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:34.720 It just feels like I feel like they put all 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:36.320 our money into the Golden Franchise. 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:37.920 Now, oh yeah, they don't care about it. 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.360 They don't care because there's no paradise anymore. 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:41.200 Oh, they got rid of it. 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:42.520 They got rid of paradise. 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:44.360 What happens to a world when they get rid of 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:45.600 parent We only watched. 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:48.200 I'm like, we're only watching to stock the coy pond 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:51.160 for like the horny people in Silida. This is we're 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:53.160 just watching to get the farm team. We don't care 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:56.920 about this. This is don knows, don knows, We're only 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.320 watching for a horny coy pond. It like hook up 0:07:59.360 --> 0:07:59.920 in Mexico. 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:00.840 Yeah. 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:05.520 I was hoping for the granny Bachelor that's coming and 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:08.600 asking you shall receive done, it'll be this all. And 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:11.680 of course they picked the youngest, prettiest, like they picked 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:14.360 a sixty year old. It's like, we couldn't have given 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:16.800 me like a proper he was seventy two. Give me 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:17.520 somebody to give me. 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:19.680 Give me an eighty seven year old. 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:22.040 Give me allan, give me Ellen with the bouncy Yeah. 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:23.720 I want the oval Tine version of the. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:29.000 I want the Ovaltine bachelorette. Yeah. Yeah, don god. 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:30.720 I'm ready. 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:31.480 I'm ready for that. 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:34.720 We are already we honestly were just tolerated and can 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:35.120 get it up. 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:35.960 He's going to be psyched. 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:40.760 He's already bought a box of pills, a box of pills. 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.839 These all thumbs in. So we have here, we are. 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:48.240 We have the jan as a bachelorette. And she was 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:50.960 from Miami, but she's like, well, welcome to Boston. 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:52.720 Do you think she went to school in Boston. 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:55.280 I think it's also like she hates her dad, which 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.319 I respect makes her more interesting. I love the damage. 0:08:58.640 --> 0:08:59.960 I respect it relative. 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:02.480 But he wasn't in the family. 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:06.040 I think, wow, And I think they're still married. But 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:09.560 if I recall correctly, dad lives in the basement. I 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:12.520 think dad doesn't lean the basement. And I feel like 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:15.560 she's talking openly in a way that's like, I do 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:18.160 not want what my parents have. She says that a lot, 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:21.120 a lot, and I think they're still together, and I 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:24.520 think they're in Florida and I think they left dad 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:26.280 in the basement. They're like, let's go up to like 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:32.520 I'm a medical physician assistant student. I mean that's like 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:35.440 I'm like, I'm like at the registerar's. 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:38.000 Office as an Asian girl. I felt. She's like, how 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:41.360 tell me show me how your parents aren't proud of you. Well, 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.600 you're not a doctor, but you're just an Asian like 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:45.760 a physician. But it's not a nurse. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:51.840 No, she's a student student. So now she's like, you 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.960 know what she was. She thought she was never going 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.520 to be loved because of how she grew up, and 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:01.040 she felt unwanted and she never by her dad. Now 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:03.480 I want to know if dad's ever coming on. When 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:05.400 we saw the preview of the season as like, Luke, 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:07.040 who's here, I was like, is it her dad? 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.679 Yeah? That's all about I want to see her. I 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.200 want to see her and her dad going off on 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:12.559 each other. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:16.280 Yeah, I mean, trust me. I mean, if I am 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.679 ever the bachelorette, at least my dad is no longer 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:21.320 alive to say inappropriate things to the bat, to the 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:23.200 people coming in, you know what I mean. 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:25.480 I think that would be funny to have a whole 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:28.480 introductory show with the bachelorette and her dad's standing there 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.559 being like, you think that's funny, that's interesting. Why do 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:31.720 you think that that's an interesting thing? 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:31.920 Though? 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:36.560 Oh my god? Just so because they do have they 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:38.880 do have like some so we know the dad is tough, 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:42.760 and I feel like oftentimes we get that I want 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:45.079 the level like my parents had. There's a lot of 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:48.640 I want if I I'm like, who wants? 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:50.680 Like No, I love that she's so off is like, 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:53.240 I need to what I've seen. I've had no good examples. 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:55.280 I've had no good role We don't get that offense. 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:57.640 No, it's it's rare, like I think they'll say it 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.640 when they're contestants. I've heard that a little. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.559 Bit there in there, but they're very rarely the lead, 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:04.240 right right. I want the kind of love I want 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:07.520 the dad. Dad made my mom feel like a princess. 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:09.640 I was like, that doesn't I don't know what you're 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:12.240 talking about. This is I do not relate, so like 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.840 this is like she's like, I feel damaged, I feel 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:18.080 not lovable. No one's gonna love me. Dad is Dad 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:21.880 lives in the basement. Mom gave up. Her mom worked hard, 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:23.679 My mom gave up everything everything. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.320 Yeah. So, but I do love the fact that I 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:27.880 thought she was very kind of like the way she 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:29.679 talks and what she talks about is like she's kind 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:32.000 of basic. She's like, I want someone to understand me 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:35.680 and see me like the most mid basic assistant girl. 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:38.840 No, no, literally even like the freezing like and I've 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:42.640 noticed this with people under twenty eight and they're like, 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:45.600 there's a really intentionality. I'm very intentional. Right now, we're 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:50.080 being intentionality the ferocious love. I thought, well, if you 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.880 she keeps saying she always picks the wrong guy, I'm like, 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:55.839 well you're gonna do it again. And if you say 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.120 you keep saying I always pick the wrong one, get 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:01.199 ready to pick the right cause the heart walls your 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:03.240 mother nature is gonna if you have a. 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:06.600 Fine the toxic guy in the room, we already I 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:07.760 can tell who who it is. 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:09.320 To now, do you think it's the one that got 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.800 the final roads? Do you think it's Sam Oh? 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:15.600 The contractor they will they setting up in the previous day. 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:18.000 Trader, the basketball day trader, Oh Grant. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:24.679 I think he's definitely just a player, clearly, Yeah, I mean, 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:26.840 I think, just from first impressions, I think the most 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.520 toxic one is Brian, which he's the guy who forced 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:30.400 the other dude out of his own car. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.800 That was that made me so uncomfortable. 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:37.840 And both of them are super toxic, both those guys. 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:40.679 We'll talk about that later, but they're two on one 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:41.600 and it'll be in his. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.960 Car one day, will be in the car. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:46.280 I never head up with the keys, got to keep 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:46.680 the car. 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:49.000 That was one keeps the car, the other keeps her. 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:52.439 That was such a nineteen eighties like karate kid movie. 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:54.960 Villain, weird thing. I've seen on the show and a 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:55.440 lot of times. 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:58.520 So why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting you? 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:03.560 So fuck off? Okay, okay, So her mom. 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:05.520 The other thing, she was like, I'm a very non 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:08.800 traditional girl and I'm playing a little basketball. Like that's 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:12.040 your non traditional things. You play a little basketball, lacrosse, 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.200 you get together and play lacrosse or different. If she 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:18.080 was like strangling frogs and'd be like, okay, you're a 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:19.000 non traditional girl. 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:22.679 I hate animal play a little sports. I hate animals. 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:23.640 I'm non traditional. 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:26.080 I hate she's clubbing seals. I'd be like, yeah, you're 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:26.760 non traditional. 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:29.240 So her mom. She her mom came from Vietnam, and 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:33.240 she said, now this advice. I was like, is this 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:36.360 good advice? She said, find a good man who takes 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:40.600 care of you and never lets you cry. I don't 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:42.920 think that's good advice. You want a man who will 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:45.920 comfort you. If you not like you will not be good. 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.120 No, no, I told you no crying, not crying. 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.400 I told you I like you happy. I like a 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:51.120 happy bride. 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:52.280 Yeah, I'll give you something to cry. 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.400 I'll give you something to cry about. Never lets you cry. 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.960 Yeah, what is that? I think what she was maybe 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.200 there was something lost in translation, because I think it 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.199 was like, make you cry. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:04.760 I hope never makes you cry, and Ken never lets 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:08.920 you cry. I was like, whoa, you should barely know anyone, 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:11.600 wasp you never want to cry. I've got the perfect 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:14.400 town for you. You just push it down, listen to 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:19.280 a bourbon and like exactly feeling some kind of doers 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:19.920 on the rocks. 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.560 No no hugs, but oh no. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.120 No hugs. Oh DoD. 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:30.360 Is that blowing up right? 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:32.000 I think his pills work exactly. 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:32.520 So. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:36.040 Then his brother, his brother was her brother was like 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.920 rubbing her, like did you notice? Her brother was like 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:41.560 rubbing her booty hip while she was hugging the mom. 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:45.920 Did you see the hand down like like patting the tush. 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:47.440 There was a lot of threesome stuff going on. 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:49.680 It was weird. I was like, I don't ever even 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.960 have a handshake with my brother, but the time my 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.920 brother on like my shank, you know, like on this side. 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:57.200 Rubbing your you're hugging someone else to be like I'm 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:59.400 still here. Don't forget about me. 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.960 Rubbing the side shack loric marine with a hand on 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:07.080 the side shack, no thank you. So then she's in 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:11.400 the park and they've planted some adorable Asian girls in 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:15.080 the park. Course so excited going but it was adorable, 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:19.320 but like like you know, they were like, oh my god, 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:21.840 it's you. They are actually like I appreciate that they 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:24.520 address to the fact that they've literally never had an 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:28.120 Asian lead. Yes, but they like planted these girls to 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:29.200 be like waiting in the park. 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.240 She doesn't even know them. They just found them in 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:31.520 the park. 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:33.680 They found them in the park and they're like it's you, 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:37.320 and it's like okay, Like I they just never quite 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:39.680 get it right. In my opinion, it's like just you 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:42.320 could tell they were proud of themselves, but also like 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.160 heavy handed with how they were. 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:46.760 I feel like, and maybe I'm totally wrong. They make 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:50.120 it awkward and dumb on purpose. No, they purposely want 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:52.320 to make it awkward and dumb. I mean that's maybe 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:52.760 I'm wrong. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:54.880 I also feel like it's like, maybe I'm wrong, but 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.880 it also feels like it's all old white guys staging this, 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.400 you know what I mean. It's like but like and 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:03.400 they know it's twenty twenty four, but like, yeah, it 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.480 is time to like like you should have an asianly 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:08.520 like yeah, and by the way, there should be more 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:10.920 Asian men, like I could only one? Who? 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:12.240 Like, how could you only have one? 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:13.240 Why did you have one? 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:15.880 What Asian guy can? I thought they'd be like six. 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.760 Well, it was crazy. I mean he's adorable. 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:20.760 Yeah, he's one of my faves, Thomas. 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:23.440 We love Thomas. He's a swimmer. Okay, So here we go. 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:26.360 So they go not to the regular mansion. She's like, 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:29.240 I'm gonna flirt my booty off with these men. She 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:32.320 was there at the Hummingbird Nest ranch. Is that your house? 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:37.240 I heard the name of that. It's like deep like 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:40.560 Seemi Valley. It's like it's almost out near like Chatsworth. 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:44.240 It's like it's like deep in like where porns are 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.200 made like Chatsworth. 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:48.200 Right, isn't that's where manson? 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:53.760 It's out it's deep deep valley, deep valley. So then 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:58.720 the first person out of the limo was Marcus, who's 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:02.120 an army ranger, who who did six tours of duty. 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:04.800 That's a lot until a grenade like put him in 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:08.240 a hospital. No, he's adorable, he's sweetest can be. He's 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:13.479 a lovely I like him a lot. I'm concerned, like, 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:14.720 what's he doing now? 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:19.399 He didn't say, he goes that was my job. He 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:20.399 doesn't say what he's doing now. 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:23.680 No, And I really like him and he he has 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:26.480 a nice way about him. His voice is great. He's 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:30.720 very grounded. He wanted to be an astronaut also, but 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:33.320 it feels like he's not in the process. I want 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:34.120 to know what he's doing now. 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:38.880 I want to hear his conversation with Noah, who's actually an. 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:42.000 Astro Oh yeah, oh yeah, I know his brother. No 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:47.480 his brother Aaron, Aaron, one of eleven, one of eleven, eleven, 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:50.040 and then the twin. He kept going, I'm the big brother, 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.120 I'm like, okay, you're splitting hairs. Now, I know you 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:53.000 have twins. 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:55.200 But did they make a big deal? But who's older? 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:56.400 He joke about it a lot. 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:58.840 They do, so they're like, I'm the older one. 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:03.879