Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio. Oh,
Speaker 1: oh my god. We're back and we're in New York City.
Speaker 1: It's been such a long hiatus and I'm going to
Speaker 1: say I'm happy to be back. I missed it, and
Speaker 1: I'm with my friend looking real, tanned, fiery, fiery, fired
Speaker 1: up from all four of July getting the rains the
Speaker 1: Southwestern Sun. I didn't think I was going to like Jin,
Speaker 1: and I like her. I think she's a terrible Oh
Speaker 1: inkeep going, keep going, I just talk. Hello. I'm welcome
Speaker 1: to another episode of Weeks at This Rose. My name
Speaker 1: is Arden Marien, coming to you from a very bougie
Speaker 1: sound studio in New York City, New York with me today.
Speaker 1: It's a man. He looks, you know what I'm going
Speaker 1: to say, younger than ever. Tan.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: Tan, you look relaxed. Sure, you look like you've been
Speaker 1: on vacation. You've looked like you've been with some extended family.
Speaker 1: And now you're doing the Lord's work, because we're going
Speaker 1: to be breaking down. Jen Tran as the Bachelorette. You
Speaker 1: might know him. He is the resident comic m'sketch performer
Speaker 1: at the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, which is huge,
Speaker 1: and he also hosts a monthly to me the best
Speaker 1: monthly show in New York City at Chelsea Music Hall.
Speaker 1: It's called Sweet. It's always on Tuesdays. Is that great?
Speaker 2: It is one Tuesday month.
Speaker 1: One Tuesday month, and you never know who's going to
Speaker 1: be there. It's always star stastad it Stas said it.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, you're a friend my friend Seth hurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you're clapping at home.
Speaker 1: You know who else is here? And it's our boyfriend.
Speaker 1: And now he's claiming that he's going to record himself
Speaker 1: an edit and all the listeners are mad that we
Speaker 1: couldn't edit you in last time. I felt like us
Speaker 1: as like if we were a friendship couple trying to
Speaker 1: have a throuble with the sound engineer.
Speaker 2: This would be it.
Speaker 1: This would be with Dawn. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: This is the hot three some I've ever had.
Speaker 1: This, This is the hottest slash only three some I've
Speaker 1: ever had. Don did you miss us? And are you
Speaker 1: ready to hear about the new Bachelorette?
Speaker 2: I big thumbs up on both of them?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, up. Yeah, thumbs in, big thumbs in.
Speaker 1: Don just found out that he was he goes doctor's
Speaker 1: doctor shamam shamow. He was sad to hear, but we
Speaker 1: wish doctor Shamway. I'm shamau well, of course, and we
Speaker 1: got to find it. You know, I'm going on dates
Speaker 1: and you want somebody that can come on the pop
Speaker 1: but not be too excited about it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 2: So I want to see Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: You're kidding me? Are you kidding here?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: I bet you? I bet. Here's what would happen. There'd
Speaker 1: be a lot of secretly aspiring comments like people, and
Speaker 1: then that would be like networking and trying too hard
Speaker 1: in a way that's like kind of like in the
Speaker 1: same way that too many guys did the shot a
Speaker 1: clock last night. There would be some like really weird,
Speaker 1: like hacky jokes, so you're like, I just want a conversation.
Speaker 2: Some guys would bring like little fake mics.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, or like you know, just like like a
Speaker 1: hand buzzer or.
Speaker 2: Like a fart thing that sounds like like like clapping
Speaker 2: and cheering buttons for themselves for themselves, yeah, ye, crickets
Speaker 2: for you exactly.
Speaker 1: They're like no, no, no, women can't be funny. Now overall
Speaker 1: here we are, we have who oh Joey was the batcheler?
Speaker 1: Did you like Joey and he still was late? You
Speaker 1: didn't like it?
Speaker 2: I didn't like Joey, I thought, Joey. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just he seems so thin, like mentally to yeah,
Speaker 2: just dumb and thing like he didn't bring a lot
Speaker 2: to the table. He just everyone kept saying, like when
Speaker 2: Jen said last night, because he's such a good listener.
Speaker 2: He's not a good listener. He's just a stupid person
Speaker 2: who can't think of anything said. So it looks like
Speaker 2: he's listening to you, but he just has nothing to ask.
Speaker 1: You know what? I did that in high school? The guy,
Speaker 1: the guy I was just obsessed with. I was like,
Speaker 1: he's just shy. It's like, no, he's not. He's boring
Speaker 1: as a bag of rocks. And I've I completely fabricated
Speaker 1: his entire personality. But like, oh no, nobody gets him.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, you just think he's handsome and
Speaker 1: he's so fucking boring.
Speaker 2: Women will justify anything for.
Speaker 1: So are you kidding me? A guy was a guy?
Speaker 1: A guy only likes in her beauty. You're absolutely right, You're.
Speaker 2: Absolutely especially if it sticks.
Speaker 1: Out exactly the question. Yeah, don like that, like Don's
Speaker 1: thumbs in on that one. Donna's thumbs in on that one.
Speaker 1: Thumbs in, thumbs in. Now, listen, we all have to
Speaker 1: talk about we all broke down Gary, as Tammy said,
Speaker 1: kicked in the head by a horse. I think she
Speaker 1: was right. Was she right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think turns out she was. My theory is that
Speaker 1: he got famous some like ladies were sliding into the
Speaker 1: d ms and he wanted to go on like a
Speaker 1: poon tour.
Speaker 2: What do you think I think maybe that's the case,
Speaker 2: or first she just realized that this broken bird he
Speaker 2: picked was way too broken.
Speaker 1: You think I thought she was? My mind, we underestimated her.
Speaker 1: She was still working on Wall Street. I'm like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like she kind of is maybe sensitive, but like together
Speaker 1: enough to be like still working. And I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: I think that. I think I think the fact that
Speaker 1: he tossed out that lady the last night, like call
Speaker 1: off the game, you're it, And then then and then
Speaker 1: the second he heard Teresa had a job, he hop
Speaker 1: lily pads to her. I feel like he's just a
Speaker 1: fickle I think he might be a fickle dude.
Speaker 2: Maybe. Yeah. He comes across as like super like I
Speaker 2: love everyone, I want everyone to be happy. But he's
Speaker 2: like no, no, no, I'm a little more calculating him, and
Speaker 2: you think I am.
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, and like once he's dead on you,
Speaker 1: like once his eyes go black like a shark, they're
Speaker 1: never coming back. There's no like accountability for like, what's
Speaker 1: the problem.
Speaker 2: The first thing I thought of when I heard they
Speaker 2: broke up was all the little cousins of Teresa who
Speaker 2: just wanted to find a man and they're crying.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, the grand shoulder of the grand children.
Speaker 1: She's always doing duc libs in the now. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: The daughters, her sweet daughters. You know you know that
Speaker 1: New Jersey area, Yeah, red Bank, and very well red
Speaker 1: Bank has been there's some heartache and red Bank.
Speaker 2: She's not allowed to go back to that whole area.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, here we are gen now. Look, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be real. I thought she was boring at first. I
Speaker 1: found her to be a delightful bachelorette last night, and
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't know why they're skimping on her,
Speaker 1: Like why didn't she have the mansion. I felt like
Speaker 1: there weren't enough guys. At first I thought she got
Speaker 1: the b team, but then I liked a bunch of
Speaker 1: the guys. But like, why didn't they give her the
Speaker 1: real bachelorette Manchell.
Speaker 2: They give her a different house.
Speaker 1: It's a different house where they filmed. Did you watch
Speaker 1: during the pandemic and the musical one? That was like
Speaker 1: there was like it was like a producer of the
Speaker 1: Bachelor where they had to like become like a duo
Speaker 1: with the person and like it was I did not
Speaker 1: see that. It was deep covid it was. I know.
Speaker 2: They shot in Albuquerque where I just came back from Okay,
Speaker 2: at a hotel that I had to dinner at recently.
Speaker 1: But that's where they also did Katie Thurston season where
Speaker 1: they had the breaking bad toilet bucket down by the river. Yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so then, but like they're immediately taking her to Australia.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Oh, I suit you mean they're getting rid of them.
Speaker 2: They only had the.
Speaker 1: Mansion for the one and it's not the real mansion.
Speaker 2: No, it's a different place.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just felt like, I'm like, what are they
Speaker 1: doing with her?
Speaker 2: Maybe they couldn't get the house, okay, respect they just
Speaker 2: I mean, I think it was just a simple act
Speaker 2: of like logistics, like they're not giving us the house.
Speaker 2: We only have this house for one day. Okay, you
Speaker 2: can go to Australia.
Speaker 1: It just feels like I feel like they put all
Speaker 1: our money into the Golden Franchise.
Speaker 2: Now, oh yeah, they don't care about it.
Speaker 1: They don't care because there's no paradise anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh, they got rid of it.
Speaker 1: They got rid of paradise.
Speaker 2: What happens to a world when they get rid of
Speaker 2: parent We only watched.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we're only watching to stock the coy pond
Speaker 1: for like the horny people in Silida. This is we're
Speaker 1: just watching to get the farm team. We don't care
Speaker 1: about this. This is don knows, don knows, We're only
Speaker 1: watching for a horny coy pond. It like hook up
Speaker 1: in Mexico.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was hoping for the granny Bachelor that's coming and
Speaker 1: asking you shall receive done, it'll be this all. And
Speaker 1: of course they picked the youngest, prettiest, like they picked
Speaker 1: a sixty year old. It's like, we couldn't have given
Speaker 1: me like a proper he was seventy two. Give me
Speaker 1: somebody to give me.
Speaker 2: Give me an eighty seven year old.
Speaker 1: Give me allan, give me Ellen with the bouncy Yeah.
Speaker 2: I want the oval Tine version of the.
Speaker 1: I want the Ovaltine bachelorette. Yeah. Yeah, don god.
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
Speaker 4: I'm ready for that.
Speaker 1: We are already we honestly were just tolerated and can
Speaker 1: get it up.
Speaker 2: He's going to be psyched.
Speaker 4: He's already bought a box of pills, a box of pills.
Speaker 1: These all thumbs in. So we have here, we are.
Speaker 1: We have the jan as a bachelorette. And she was
Speaker 1: from Miami, but she's like, well, welcome to Boston.
Speaker 2: Do you think she went to school in Boston.
Speaker 1: I think it's also like she hates her dad, which
Speaker 1: I respect makes her more interesting. I love the damage.
Speaker 1: I respect it relative.
Speaker 2: But he wasn't in the family.
Speaker 1: I think, wow, And I think they're still married. But
Speaker 1: if I recall correctly, dad lives in the basement. I
Speaker 1: think dad doesn't lean the basement. And I feel like
Speaker 1: she's talking openly in a way that's like, I do
Speaker 1: not want what my parents have. She says that a lot,
Speaker 1: a lot, and I think they're still together, and I
Speaker 1: think they're in Florida and I think they left dad
Speaker 1: in the basement. They're like, let's go up to like
Speaker 1: I'm a medical physician assistant student. I mean that's like
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like at the registerar's.
Speaker 2: Office as an Asian girl. I felt. She's like, how
Speaker 2: tell me show me how your parents aren't proud of you. Well,
Speaker 2: you're not a doctor, but you're just an Asian like
Speaker 2: a physician. But it's not a nurse.
Speaker 1: No, she's a student student. So now she's like, you
Speaker 1: know what she was. She thought she was never going
Speaker 1: to be loved because of how she grew up, and
Speaker 1: she felt unwanted and she never by her dad. Now
Speaker 1: I want to know if dad's ever coming on. When
Speaker 1: we saw the preview of the season as like, Luke,
Speaker 1: who's here, I was like, is it her dad?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's all about I want to see her. I
Speaker 2: want to see her and her dad going off on
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, trust me. I mean, if I am
Speaker 1: ever the bachelorette, at least my dad is no longer
Speaker 1: alive to say inappropriate things to the bat, to the
Speaker 1: people coming in, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I think that would be funny to have a whole
Speaker 2: introductory show with the bachelorette and her dad's standing there
Speaker 2: being like, you think that's funny, that's interesting. Why do
Speaker 2: you think that that's an interesting thing?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Just so because they do have they
Speaker 1: do have like some so we know the dad is tough,
Speaker 1: and I feel like oftentimes we get that I want
Speaker 1: the level like my parents had. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: I want if I I'm like, who wants?
Speaker 2: Like No, I love that she's so off is like,
Speaker 2: I need to what I've seen. I've had no good examples.
Speaker 1: I've had no good role We don't get that offense.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's rare, like I think they'll say it
Speaker 2: when they're contestants. I've heard that a little.
Speaker 1: Bit there in there, but they're very rarely the lead,
Speaker 1: right right. I want the kind of love I want
Speaker 1: the dad. Dad made my mom feel like a princess.
Speaker 1: I was like, that doesn't I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. This is I do not relate, so like
Speaker 1: this is like she's like, I feel damaged, I feel
Speaker 1: not lovable. No one's gonna love me. Dad is Dad
Speaker 1: lives in the basement. Mom gave up. Her mom worked hard,
Speaker 1: My mom gave up everything everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, but I do love the fact that I
Speaker 2: thought she was very kind of like the way she
Speaker 2: talks and what she talks about is like she's kind
Speaker 2: of basic. She's like, I want someone to understand me
Speaker 2: and see me like the most mid basic assistant girl.
Speaker 1: No, no, literally even like the freezing like and I've
Speaker 1: noticed this with people under twenty eight and they're like,
Speaker 1: there's a really intentionality. I'm very intentional. Right now, we're
Speaker 1: being intentionality the ferocious love. I thought, well, if you
Speaker 1: she keeps saying she always picks the wrong guy, I'm like,
Speaker 1: well you're gonna do it again. And if you say
Speaker 1: you keep saying I always pick the wrong one, get
Speaker 1: ready to pick the right cause the heart walls your
Speaker 1: mother nature is gonna if you have a.
Speaker 2: Fine the toxic guy in the room, we already I
Speaker 2: can tell who who it is.
Speaker 1: To now, do you think it's the one that got
Speaker 1: the final roads? Do you think it's Sam Oh?
Speaker 2: The contractor they will they setting up in the previous day.
Speaker 1: Trader, the basketball day trader, Oh Grant.
Speaker 2: I think he's definitely just a player, clearly, Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: I think, just from first impressions, I think the most
Speaker 2: toxic one is Brian, which he's the guy who forced
Speaker 2: the other dude out of his own car.
Speaker 1: That was that made me so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: And both of them are super toxic, both those guys.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that later, but they're two on one
Speaker 1: and it'll be in his.
Speaker 2: Car one day, will be in the car.
Speaker 1: I never head up with the keys, got to keep
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 2: That was one keeps the car, the other keeps her.
Speaker 1: That was such a nineteen eighties like karate kid movie.
Speaker 2: Villain, weird thing. I've seen on the show and a
Speaker 2: lot of times.
Speaker 1: So why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting you?
Speaker 1: So fuck off? Okay, okay, So her mom.
Speaker 2: The other thing, she was like, I'm a very non
Speaker 2: traditional girl and I'm playing a little basketball. Like that's
Speaker 2: your non traditional things. You play a little basketball, lacrosse,
Speaker 2: you get together and play lacrosse or different. If she
Speaker 2: was like strangling frogs and'd be like, okay, you're a
Speaker 2: non traditional girl.
Speaker 1: I hate animal play a little sports. I hate animals.
Speaker 1: I'm non traditional.
Speaker 2: I hate she's clubbing seals. I'd be like, yeah, you're
Speaker 2: non traditional.
Speaker 1: So her mom. She her mom came from Vietnam, and
Speaker 1: she said, now this advice. I was like, is this
Speaker 1: good advice? She said, find a good man who takes
Speaker 1: care of you and never lets you cry. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's good advice. You want a man who will
Speaker 1: comfort you. If you not like you will not be good.
Speaker 2: No, no, I told you no crying, not crying.
Speaker 1: I told you I like you happy. I like a
Speaker 1: happy bride.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give you something to cry.
Speaker 1: I'll give you something to cry about. Never lets you cry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that? I think what she was maybe
Speaker 2: there was something lost in translation, because I think it
Speaker 2: was like, make you cry.
Speaker 1: I hope never makes you cry, and Ken never lets
Speaker 1: you cry. I was like, whoa, you should barely know anyone,
Speaker 1: wasp you never want to cry. I've got the perfect
Speaker 1: town for you. You just push it down, listen to
Speaker 1: a bourbon and like exactly feeling some kind of doers
Speaker 1: on the rocks.
Speaker 2: No no hugs, but oh no.
Speaker 1: No hugs. Oh DoD.
Speaker 3: Is that blowing up right?
Speaker 2: I think his pills work exactly.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 1: Then his brother, his brother was her brother was like
Speaker 1: rubbing her, like did you notice? Her brother was like
Speaker 1: rubbing her booty hip while she was hugging the mom.
Speaker 1: Did you see the hand down like like patting the tush.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of threesome stuff going on.
Speaker 1: It was weird. I was like, I don't ever even
Speaker 1: have a handshake with my brother, but the time my
Speaker 1: brother on like my shank, you know, like on this side.
Speaker 2: Rubbing your you're hugging someone else to be like I'm
Speaker 2: still here. Don't forget about me.
Speaker 1: Rubbing the side shack loric marine with a hand on
Speaker 1: the side shack, no thank you. So then she's in
Speaker 1: the park and they've planted some adorable Asian girls in
Speaker 1: the park. Course so excited going but it was adorable,
Speaker 1: but like like you know, they were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's you. They are actually like I appreciate that they
Speaker 1: address to the fact that they've literally never had an
Speaker 1: Asian lead. Yes, but they like planted these girls to
Speaker 1: be like waiting in the park.
Speaker 2: She doesn't even know them. They just found them in
Speaker 2: the park.
Speaker 1: They found them in the park and they're like it's you,
Speaker 1: and it's like okay, Like I they just never quite
Speaker 1: get it right. In my opinion, it's like just you
Speaker 1: could tell they were proud of themselves, but also like
Speaker 1: heavy handed with how they were.
Speaker 2: I feel like, and maybe I'm totally wrong. They make
Speaker 2: it awkward and dumb on purpose. No, they purposely want
Speaker 2: to make it awkward and dumb. I mean that's maybe
Speaker 2: I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: I also feel like it's like, maybe I'm wrong, but
Speaker 1: it also feels like it's all old white guys staging this,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like but like and
Speaker 1: they know it's twenty twenty four, but like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: is time to like like you should have an asianly
Speaker 1: like yeah, and by the way, there should be more
Speaker 1: Asian men, like I could only one? Who?
Speaker 2: Like, how could you only have one?
Speaker 1: Why did you have one?
Speaker 2: What Asian guy can? I thought they'd be like six.
Speaker 1: Well, it was crazy. I mean he's adorable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's one of my faves, Thomas.
Speaker 1: We love Thomas. He's a swimmer. Okay, So here we go.
Speaker 1: So they go not to the regular mansion. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna flirt my booty off with these men. She
Speaker 1: was there at the Hummingbird Nest ranch. Is that your house?
Speaker 1: I heard the name of that. It's like deep like
Speaker 1: Seemi Valley. It's like it's almost out near like Chatsworth.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like deep in like where porns are
Speaker 1: made like Chatsworth.
Speaker 2: Right, isn't that's where manson?
Speaker 1: It's out it's deep deep valley, deep valley. So then
Speaker 1: the first person out of the limo was Marcus, who's
Speaker 1: an army ranger, who who did six tours of duty.
Speaker 1: That's a lot until a grenade like put him in
Speaker 1: a hospital. No, he's adorable, he's sweetest can be. He's
Speaker 1: a lovely I like him a lot. I'm concerned, like,
Speaker 1: what's he doing now?
Speaker 2: He didn't say, he goes that was my job. He
Speaker 2: doesn't say what he's doing now.
Speaker 1: No, And I really like him and he he has
Speaker 1: a nice way about him. His voice is great. He's
Speaker 1: very grounded. He wanted to be an astronaut also, but
Speaker 1: it feels like he's not in the process. I want
Speaker 1: to know what he's doing now.
Speaker 2: I want to hear his conversation with Noah, who's actually an.
Speaker 1: Astro Oh yeah, oh yeah, I know his brother. No
Speaker 1: his brother Aaron, Aaron, one of eleven, one of eleven, eleven,
Speaker 1: and then the twin. He kept going, I'm the big brother,
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, you're splitting hairs. Now, I know you
Speaker 1: have twins.
Speaker 2: But did they make a big deal? But who's older?
Speaker 2: He joke about it a lot.
Speaker 1: They do, so they're like, I'm the older one.
Speaker 2: Yes, and they play big sister. Okay, sometimes who's the
Speaker 2: big sister?
Speaker 1: What's more desired to be the big sister of the baby?
Speaker 1: Beautiful baby girl?
Speaker 2: They both want to play a big sister. Oh, depending
Speaker 2: on the game. Okay, what's funny is the only one
Speaker 2: doesn't play little sister. Someone's big sister. You know they
Speaker 2: wants a cat.
Speaker 1: Did you know Aaron play that?
Speaker 2: I think Aaron does. If you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: I do too. She was like, when what's her name?
Speaker 2: Jen said, he's bringing bad boy energy. I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: he's bringing likes other boys energy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was on the motorcycle.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, huh, I know, yes, agree to agree
Speaker 1: on that one, agree to agree? So yeah, I thought
Speaker 1: Marcus was really sweet. He actually seems like he's not
Speaker 1: there to be an influencer. He seems like he's actually
Speaker 1: there to date.
Speaker 2: It seems like the most one of the most genuine guys.
Speaker 1: I liked him, Yes, completely, Okay, so then we have
Speaker 1: coming up.
Speaker 2: We also had a little girl in the picture. He
Speaker 2: never talked about yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was.
Speaker 2: He didn't talk about the fact that he has a daughter.
Speaker 1: Is that a daughter? Because there was a girl on
Speaker 1: the bed with.
Speaker 2: Him when he wasn't the girl in the bed next
Speaker 2: to him?
Speaker 1: There was a child when he woke up.
Speaker 2: It was not when I woke up I had a kid.
Speaker 1: I did to share a hospital bed with a little girl.
Speaker 1: There was no acknowledgement. I mean, it could be a wife.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: But if you have a niece and not a daughter,
Speaker 2: why show that picture.
Speaker 1: I'm like, is there only one photo.
Speaker 2: Of you like in the bed? Yeah, I need to know.
Speaker 1: If he has a child, because I didn't know because
Speaker 1: it was also kind of an older girl. It wasn't.
Speaker 2: She's six or seven at least, and that was then.
Speaker 1: That was then, or maybe she was just like a
Speaker 1: candy striper.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's gonna come out that he was divorced, and.
Speaker 1: Okay, look, you know what, I I don't want to
Speaker 1: skin as anybody, but I'm a divorce a and my
Speaker 1: ex husband he had he who was in the Air Force,
Speaker 1: and he said that everybody just gets it's married in
Speaker 1: the military to get off base and you make more
Speaker 1: money like that, it's quite calm. It's rare to stay
Speaker 1: in the military for a long time and not marry
Speaker 1: somebody else in the middle.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what according to him, I'll to tell
Speaker 2: you why I did ten days on bass doing Showsky
Speaker 2: and everyone's married, because you get paid.
Speaker 1: Double and you get to move off base.
Speaker 2: You can to move up base. But but even if
Speaker 2: the wife is or spouse is in America, yeah, you
Speaker 2: get paid double.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's well he got married as well. Okay, so
Speaker 1: then so then uh so, yes, love is the next
Speaker 1: mission for him. I think he's honestly, he could have
Speaker 1: done well in Paradise. He's probably not gonna win, but
Speaker 1: I feel like he'll make it to top six.
Speaker 2: I think he will too. I hope he does.
Speaker 1: Me too, agreed.
Speaker 2: He wasn't really in many of the clips, the future clips,
Speaker 2: so it's like, maybe he won't make it that far.
Speaker 1: He might be too nice. And if she says I
Speaker 1: always picked the wrong guy too, genuine agree, he's got
Speaker 1: the actual man.
Speaker 2: She's only going to pick the terrible people.
Speaker 1: She's young. Yeah, she's twenty six.
Speaker 2: I thought she was sixteen, she's forty.
Speaker 1: He said how they found it in the hospital. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have dude the guys showing up speaking French.
Speaker 1: He wasn't even good at it. And if you're not
Speaker 1: from friend, no.
Speaker 2: He's like he's from hate, like I think he's hated
Speaker 2: or the But he never did.
Speaker 1: But he never he we never heard him. He never
Speaker 1: did he get cut. I don't know that we ever
Speaker 1: heard him not speaking French.
Speaker 2: We never heard him speak.
Speaker 1: That was okay. So then we have oh, this guy.
Speaker 2: I remember if he made it.
Speaker 1: M N. I'm the love virgin. I can't with curly
Speaker 1: as eyelashes. He was. And then when he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: a gentleman, do you get it? A gentleman? This guy,
Speaker 1: you gotta run the run screaming I'm a gentleman, I'm
Speaker 1: a love virgin, I'm a virgin. I'm never okay.
Speaker 2: The energy I get from him, he's definitely the type
Speaker 2: to take everything super seriously. Yes, and if he gets
Speaker 2: wrong a little bit, he's going to start smashing vases.
Speaker 2: This guy has a short, short fuse. Everything's a big
Speaker 2: deal for him. There's a lot of pressaurre on every move.
Speaker 2: Lest yes, and if you don't do what he wants,
Speaker 2: windows are gonna get broken.
Speaker 1: I'm not down. I've dated that and I do that
Speaker 1: is not I'm gonna I'm gonna do something wrong and
Speaker 1: I can't handle smashing glass.
Speaker 2: It's definitely that kind of guy. I could tell immediately.
Speaker 1: I can't. That stresses me out. I cannot tiptoe. I
Speaker 1: am not the toe of the tip. It's not hack,
Speaker 1: but she's.
Speaker 2: He's gonna make it to like the top six or seven.
Speaker 1: They I bet they want a hometown with him.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think Iranian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that we're gonna get it, but
Speaker 1: I think they want it right, the producers want it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have, oh god, the beatboxing. I just
Speaker 1: wrote down no no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: And then it was the fucking day Trader. It was
Speaker 1: the day Trader beat boxing? Uh was it? Who is market?
Speaker 1: Who is the Grant?
Speaker 2: The beat boxer was g Oh yeah, Grant, Grant's the player.
Speaker 1: Grant is a player. You know what when we did
Speaker 1: when we did our draft picks, Jackith called it Jacquis
Speaker 1: is like because he was a former basketball player. And
Speaker 1: then he got injured and then he became a day trader.
Speaker 1: He's got like a lambeau or.
Speaker 2: Like a Ferrari was rented to him for the shoot
Speaker 2: for the day. There's no way that's his Ferraria. The
Speaker 2: show was like, we're going to rent you a sports
Speaker 2: car you can drive around?
Speaker 1: Dude, I can not, So he's by the way, Also,
Speaker 1: beget day trader unless you're really good at it is
Speaker 1: so risky.
Speaker 2: It's like it's very hard, and I know guys who.
Speaker 1: Do it is impossible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to be amazing at it, and you're not.
Speaker 1: You're not. He's not. And he was beatboxing and he was.
Speaker 1: It was just like he definitely is there wishing there
Speaker 1: was paradise. He's he's very bumm that he can't build
Speaker 1: his following more.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's his whole thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, so then, but I think he's It.
Speaker 2: Wasn't even I love that he's like a professional basketballer.
Speaker 2: He played in like like Lithuania for a season.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, yeah yeah, I mean, look, it was
Speaker 1: smart for him to come do this, Like it's like
Speaker 1: a good move for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it'll lead to something else, but maybe he'll
Speaker 2: host like a day Trading show. Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 2: a booby good move.
Speaker 1: Jim Kramer, Yes, okay, okay, mad money. So then the
Speaker 1: Lambeau is so dumb. So then we have okay, now
Speaker 1: I believe during our can we just talk about the
Speaker 1: fact that what's his name?
Speaker 2: From South Carolina?
Speaker 1: Here we go here where I'm.
Speaker 2: So psyched about it, like I cannot shot the clock.
Speaker 1: First of all, he goes, he imagine the contract. Who
Speaker 1: was my pick to win? Oh? Yeah, I picked him
Speaker 1: during art.
Speaker 2: Did get first impression?
Speaker 1: I know he looks just like Wuan Pablo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does.
Speaker 1: Like it's like almost South Carolina boy. I'm like, and
Speaker 1: then she's like, I always wanted to date a cowboy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, he.
Speaker 2: Doesn't even have a son, not even close to be
Speaker 2: a cowboy.
Speaker 1: So South Carolina is not a cowboy. And he's like
Speaker 1: it's like he's not he's he's awful. And he's like,
Speaker 1: I know I would roll because I said, you know
Speaker 1: what time it is, it's shot o'clock somewhere.
Speaker 2: I'm like, rest of all, that would be my nightmare.
Speaker 2: The way he described as like their future is my nightmare.
Speaker 2: Imagine you fifty years from now, it's like, so I'm eighty,
Speaker 2: I'm eighty something. I'm making breakfast. I show up with
Speaker 2: two shots and I'm like, what time is it? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, So in your imagination, we're eighty years
Speaker 2: old and we're alcoholics, like crazy alcoholics. We're doing shots
Speaker 2: of vodka breakfasts. This is your dream. That is my nightmare. Nightmare.
Speaker 2: You're eighty, he's eighty something. You're like, hey, you want
Speaker 2: to do some shot? What time is it? Right? Am?
Speaker 2: I right?
Speaker 1: His breakfast?
Speaker 2: Breakfast, I'm making breakfast.
Speaker 1: You're eighty eighty.
Speaker 2: And you're doing shots at breakfast at eighty I don't
Speaker 2: think if you're doing shots at breakfast, you're not going
Speaker 2: to make it to eight.
Speaker 1: You No, I don't ever want to do I don't
Speaker 1: really ever need to do a shot again. If I
Speaker 1: have to all do a shot, but I do. I'm
Speaker 1: not dying to do a shot again. I can't.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Maybe once a year I'll participate.
Speaker 2: Shout out to the editors. Oh my god, I've been
Speaker 2: laughed that hard. When he's like, yo, I think she's
Speaker 2: never gonna remember that guy who said that, and then
Speaker 2: three other dudes I shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly want to make sure, you're all boosted up
Speaker 1: and like, did she have to do like seven shots?
Speaker 1: I don't want to stand up. I'm like, first of all,
Speaker 1: I was actually proud of her that whoever talked her
Speaker 1: into the at the announcement being the shot to clock girl,
Speaker 1: which she was never like on Joey's season. Right, So
Speaker 1: then I'm like, Oh, they're gonna make her be this
Speaker 1: like dirty party girl. I like that she kind of
Speaker 1: backed it up and was also like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: let any of them kiss me until I'm ready to.
Speaker 1: She was to me. I feel like she took back
Speaker 1: the narrative and like didn't let them portray her as
Speaker 1: like I think they were like, oh, she's a FNG girl,
Speaker 1: She's like and then she was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We'll see you for how I like efery guy. We'll
Speaker 1: see how I feel. I liked that about her. I
Speaker 1: feel like she had a lot of sort of poise
Speaker 1: for somebody who says she has no confidence with men.
Speaker 2: No, I feel like she's finding herself and finding her
Speaker 2: confidence as we're As we're going through she's like, I'm
Speaker 2: really sinking in that this is really me and I
Speaker 2: have decisions here to make and I'm not just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: feeling imposter syndrome.
Speaker 1: Which she was, well, yeah, because I mean, we all
Speaker 1: know she wasn't the first one that was asked, and
Speaker 1: she knows that that's going to feel bad.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: Wait, so Sam the contractor, he was engaged, right, and
Speaker 1: she's cheated on him, So he's going to have this.
Speaker 2: Feel like he made that story.
Speaker 1: You feel like he felt like a lie. Yes, I
Speaker 1: feel like it's going to come out that it is
Speaker 1: a lie.
Speaker 2: I think it's a lie.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's going to be a front runner
Speaker 1: and then it's going to turn out that he's not
Speaker 1: there for the right reason.
Speaker 2: No, he's not. Here's why, she says in the future clip,
Speaker 2: she was like, how could you be in love with me?
Speaker 2: You don't even know.
Speaker 1: Anything about her? Now, that felt like a Franken edic
Speaker 1: because I loved it, and I was like, oh, and
Speaker 1: then I was like, I feel like they're tricking us somehow.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's not the real scene.
Speaker 1: I feel like it, but I liked it, and if
Speaker 1: it is a real scene, I'm excited. If it is,
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Okay, So we'll do a couple more than
Speaker 1: we'll take it quick. We'll take a quick break, Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have Oh my god, I also wrote
Speaker 1: down no no, no, no, no, Sam. They made him
Speaker 1: do the fucking risky business thing ah that and he
Speaker 1: wasn't even.
Speaker 2: I think that was his choice or they were like
Speaker 2: they told him to do it.
Speaker 1: I mean, first of all, he wasn't even born when
Speaker 1: that came out. Like, he doesn't even.
Speaker 2: Know what he's know what it is, doesn't even know
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 1: He hasn't He cannot dance, he's not.
Speaker 2: Why pick a guy who can't dance to make him dance?
Speaker 1: Literally? Why make him sly? The only person who can
Speaker 1: do that is Tom Cruise.
Speaker 2: And Tom Cruise is not a good dance by the way.
Speaker 1: You know who could do that? Ryan Goslon could do that.
Speaker 1: That's it. As Ken. He could do that. As Ken,
Speaker 1: he would pull it off, he would commit That's it right.
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to see a man do that.
Speaker 1: It would be such a turn off for me. It
Speaker 1: would be like my friend and I used to call
Speaker 1: it diarrhea syndrome because we like, I had a crush
Speaker 1: on a guy and then he started telling me that
Speaker 1: he like had diarrhea and I could. It was over
Speaker 1: like like it was like, oh, I have to go,
Speaker 1: I've got diarrhea, And it was how long do you.
Speaker 2: Have to date someone before they can be honest with
Speaker 2: you about diarrhea? Sick? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't want to ever hear the word diarrhea.
Speaker 2: What if you were at a wedding in Mexico and
Speaker 2: everyone got sick? Yeah, and well we all have to
Speaker 2: talk about it now listen, which is something that happened
Speaker 2: to me recently.
Speaker 1: No, listen, I'm not prissy about it. And everybody gets
Speaker 1: sick and I get to say, but I think i'd
Speaker 1: rather you go like, oh my, Tommy's upset, right, I
Speaker 1: don't feel good. I'm gonna lie down. You go ahead
Speaker 1: without me. I'm just like, something's really off right. You
Speaker 1: don't just say the phrase I've got really bad diarrhea?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I will allow you
Speaker 1: to do. You can have diarrhea.
Speaker 2: You just don't want to hear about it. You can
Speaker 2: have diarrhea, and I love you allowing men to have
Speaker 2: diarya and I'll be.
Speaker 1: Kind to you. I just don't want to hear the
Speaker 1: word diarrhea.
Speaker 2: You could go.
Speaker 1: Tickets, you can literally spend like, oh, I will also
Speaker 1: give you the privacy because like we've all had diarrhea.
Speaker 1: I will I'll go to the other end of the house,
Speaker 1: I will go turn music on, or like I'll give you.
Speaker 1: I know it feels to be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm not at home and I have diarrhea, right, but like,
Speaker 1: don't say to me, I have.
Speaker 2: Diarhy right right, and don't make me try to spell it.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good one. I'm gonna try. D I
Speaker 1: A h A r r I A. Don don google that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, because it's a it's a complicated word. D
Speaker 2: I A h No, you got it? Do you know
Speaker 2: you're wrong? D I A r r h e A okay.
Speaker 1: D wait d I A A r r h.
Speaker 2: E A wow. Complicated.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: It almost looks like what it's doing just spilling out randomly.
Speaker 2: Random letters are random times?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I to me, that's what the dance moves
Speaker 1: looks like. Dispelling It was just.
Speaker 2: Were so deep and I wonder what I wonder if
Speaker 2: that was.
Speaker 1: He had the fifth take, he had to do the
Speaker 1: guitar thing. That was hard.
Speaker 2: Do you think they made him watch the clip from
Speaker 2: the film and recreated, Yes.
Speaker 1: And he couldn't because he's honestly, I think he's a
Speaker 1: dumb dumb.
Speaker 2: I think he's a special needs kid.
Speaker 1: I think he's legit, like a doumet, like.
Speaker 2: An overconfident, super confident. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Look, he's like the hot contractor of Myrtle Beach who
Speaker 1: gets a little bring you shots at eighty and it's like,
Speaker 1: I know she's gonna have a little forget that. Like,
Speaker 1: I think he's hot, dumb, but like, probably you could
Speaker 1: have a nice life for them. He could be handy,
Speaker 1: they could build a house. I'm not mad at a
Speaker 1: hot contractor that's dumb, but I am mad at a
Speaker 1: hot contractor that thinks he's clever.
Speaker 2: Yes, they all think he's He thinks he's very clever.
Speaker 1: But I'd rather go I'd rather go out with the dad.
Speaker 2: Marvin, Marvin, the French dad.
Speaker 1: No, the guy, the the guy that was in the
Speaker 1: woke up in the hospital with the child Marcus. I'd
Speaker 1: rather go out with market.
Speaker 2: Marcus seems like a really genuine, real person who's had
Speaker 2: a real life, who's lived a life.
Speaker 1: Dude, I can't wait to get to this. All right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Oh, bone zone.
Speaker 1: Time for the bone zone, and we're back. Okay. So
Speaker 1: we just left off with diarrhea exploiting everywhere in the
Speaker 1: form of a dance move with the fucking contractor. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So then and then she called him a sexy cowboy,
Speaker 1: which really was hard, which.
Speaker 2: I mean it goes to show you I just don't
Speaker 2: think she knows what she's talking about.
Speaker 1: South Carolina is not a cowboy, not a cowboy state.
Speaker 1: It's not a cowboys state. You're not Oklahoma, you're not Texas,
Speaker 1: you're not North Dakota, you're not Whyo. You're not Colorado.
Speaker 1: You're not There's like, honestly, like a dozen states you
Speaker 1: could pick to be a cowboy. That's not one of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Wyoming, Montana.
Speaker 1: Any like a Dakota, Oklahoma, you could do, a Colorado,
Speaker 1: you could do like New Mexico, Texas, Arizona, probably Utah.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a Utah if you needed anything.
Speaker 2: Honestly likes a western Yeah, east of the Mississippi. They're southern,
Speaker 2: but they're not cowboys.
Speaker 1: He's not a cowboy. Yeah, he's a southern gentleman, but
Speaker 1: he's not even.
Speaker 2: John he's got kind of like a weird accent.
Speaker 1: Yet I think he's trying. He's like trying to be cool,
Speaker 1: but he's not. Okay, so then we have okay, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this okay, oh, this was cute. This swimmer Thomas,
Speaker 1: he's he has he has a bracelet, and this is
Speaker 1: we're gonna turn us into a win win because his
Speaker 1: last name is a win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but spelled like nyg yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And then swimming is his passion. He was
Speaker 1: an Olympic hopeful for Vietnam. I like him.
Speaker 2: I like him too. I think he seems like a
Speaker 2: most genuine he's.
Speaker 1: Adorable, and I feel like, unfortunately he seems like too healthy.
Speaker 1: She's not gonna she's just seems super healthy.
Speaker 2: He seems like a regular.
Speaker 1: He's a great he's handsome, he seems sweet. And if
Speaker 1: she says she always picks the wrong guy, then he
Speaker 1: doesn't stand her chance because he's so the right guy. Yes,
Speaker 1: like like he's the right guy. I feel like the
Speaker 1: the Paratroopers a good guy. The doctor is even though
Speaker 1: he's young, he seems like a good guy. Which doctor guy,
Speaker 1: the guy that came out he's I think it's this
Speaker 1: one Dylan, Oh Dyllion, he's adorable. Okay, So then we
Speaker 1: have Brendan came out eating two hot peppers for no reason.
Speaker 2: And then he made a terrible punt. So he's like suffering.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's gonna be a lot of heat.
Speaker 2: He's about to throw up.
Speaker 1: Dude, that's awesome. That die dice ind right. Did you
Speaker 1: tell your wife that you had diarrhea happening? Yeah? Did
Speaker 1: you go diarrhea?
Speaker 2: We were at a wedding in Mexico a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Where'd you go?
Speaker 2: Mexco City.
Speaker 1: I've gotten diarrhea and I've gotten it so many times
Speaker 1: in Mexico, Mexico City.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it only started happening, Like, did people have
Speaker 2: been there earlier?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, okay, people have been there earlier. And people
Speaker 2: started getting sick on Saturday, including the groom barely could
Speaker 2: make it Saturday. It didn't hit me till Monday when I.
Speaker 1: Got back violet diarrhea.
Speaker 2: No mild, okay, mild for a week.
Speaker 1: Did you at least feel hot and slim afterwards?
Speaker 2: I've lost ten pounds.
Speaker 1: So he's like.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: I just remember when Carly and Evan did it and
Speaker 1: they had the grossest kiss in the world were they
Speaker 1: had to kiss with the hot peppers and then it
Speaker 1: was like a string, a string of spit between their mouth.
Speaker 1: But then they got married and had babies, but then
Speaker 1: they got divorced. He was the rectile dysfunction guy.
Speaker 2: I love it. That's what he's known.
Speaker 1: Okay. So then we have oh this one, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the pet portrait guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, I have my own business. I'm
Speaker 2: a startup founder. And then you find out what the
Speaker 2: business sys. It's like, that's the dumbest, most obsolete business
Speaker 2: on the internet. Because you could do that through a
Speaker 2: different You don't need his service. No, you could do
Speaker 2: that for any You could.
Speaker 1: Just do it on like shutter stocks, Like I take
Speaker 1: a picture of your pets, but then I put it
Speaker 1: and then I put it on your iPhone case. You
Speaker 1: can put that on it. Anybody can do that.
Speaker 2: There's every a thousand websites that we don't have to
Speaker 2: hire your company to do that.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know, and he's and he's he was sweet,
Speaker 1: but he's okay. So then we have did he get caught?
Speaker 1: Thomas A came out with a gaggle of puppies. Did
Speaker 1: he get caught.
Speaker 2: This seems like a villain to me.
Speaker 1: He looks like a villain. Yes, he looks like a villain.
Speaker 2: I think they were setting him up to maybe be
Speaker 2: a villain and then he got cut physios So he's
Speaker 2: Thomas without an h.
Speaker 1: He's t O tem Us. I think French Canadian.
Speaker 2: He all right, he's French Canadians.
Speaker 1: He's French Canadian. And then he's a physio therapist.
Speaker 2: Physiotherapy.
Speaker 1: What is that? It feels a little bit like like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna mind meld this spoon. I don't trust him.
Speaker 2: Physiotherapist.
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 2: It's just a made up term for someone student. A
Speaker 2: student likes to give girls massages and say he's a doctor.
Speaker 1: You know you mean my art teacher at high school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mister Lang, the amount of massages.
Speaker 2: I'm a physiotherapist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the amount. I'm like, oh, look at that. You're
Speaker 1: really like we had nude models and mister Lang would
Speaker 1: like rub our shoal. I'm like, what the fuck? It
Speaker 1: wasn't like nineteen sixty two, Like, why as a fourteen
Speaker 1: year old did I need to have a nude person
Speaker 1: in front of me and have this hairy man rubbing
Speaker 1: my shoulders. You know what, the world has moved out
Speaker 1: in a way, in a good way, in a lot
Speaker 1: of ways. Yeah, good, Yes, no one needs a mister Lang. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then so then the puppies.
Speaker 2: Is he still teaching art?
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll tell you what happened after. You're
Speaker 1: not even gonna believe it.
Speaker 5: You're not even gonna literally you're not even I looked
Speaker 5: him up out of curiosity, so you're not I'll tell
Speaker 5: you at the break, okay, and you're not.
Speaker 1: Going to believe it. Don I'll tell you the break.
Speaker 1: We have to keep going, but I will tell you
Speaker 1: at the okay. So then so then we have So
Speaker 1: then she comes in and she gives his speech. She's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I didn't have any good role models,
Speaker 1: but I want a ferocious love. I'm like, that's you're
Speaker 1: like asking for, like a erratic shot at breakfast love addict.
Speaker 1: I don't want to I want passionate, but I also
Speaker 1: want steady, Like I want grounding and calm, but passionate.
Speaker 2: What's his name called it a reckless love, and I
Speaker 2: was like, well that seems sloppy and short.
Speaker 1: Literally ferocious and reckless. It's like that seems maxim mom
Speaker 1: of I was gonna say three weeks, not even I'm
Speaker 1: going to say a three day weekend.
Speaker 2: Reckless love is a three day weekend.
Speaker 1: So it was a ferocious love. Ferocious love is three weeks.
Speaker 1: Reckless love is a three day weekend.
Speaker 2: You need end with a little bit of blood.
Speaker 1: You need a sexpiration date, and it's going to be expiration.
Speaker 1: You need to like somebody's going to be like we
Speaker 1: were both in town. We were at a wedding, I was,
Speaker 1: I was doing a conference, you know, like, oh, we
Speaker 1: had this weekend in Rome, Like it can't be, Like
Speaker 1: we both live in Studio City. You're not gonna have
Speaker 1: a ferocious love in town. Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: It's like we did Molly. We're a burning man like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, It's just not happening. You're
Speaker 1: not a burning man guy, I've never been. I would
Speaker 1: never go.
Speaker 2: It's a long way to go to do Molly with
Speaker 2: a lot of San Francisco advertising executives.
Speaker 1: You want to know what I also, I don't tan
Speaker 1: very well, do you know what I mean? Like the
Speaker 1: seat as a childhood ginger, like this is I have
Speaker 1: a little spray tan left on me right now, the
Speaker 1: amount of wind like, the amount of aging that my
Speaker 1: skin would do just so a three day week and dehydration.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be one of those hot twenty two
Speaker 1: year olds walking around with like spangles on like pasty things.
Speaker 2: You could get away with it, do you think one
Speaker 2: hundred percent? Just do it more than most?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: And I would love to think if I went, I
Speaker 2: would check my cynicism at the door and try to
Speaker 2: really experience it and have fun.
Speaker 1: Oh you obviously I've been to your parties. I would
Speaker 1: you have if we went as a friendship with our
Speaker 1: pod with Don obviously Don's going to drive the three
Speaker 1: of us what you know what? We would we would
Speaker 1: go as friendship, like as noodle buddies in the pool
Speaker 1: were like, if we had to go be peals and
Speaker 1: just go like have a friendship outing at we would
Speaker 1: actually I would actually think we would have fun if
Speaker 1: I was with people that took it seriously.
Speaker 2: I don't think I one who goes take it someone seriously.
Speaker 1: No, I would have to go with somebody that didn't.
Speaker 2: Take it to it And you have to be there's
Speaker 2: a lot of rules you have to be in a
Speaker 2: CAMPMP and the camp has to do a service. I understand.
Speaker 2: I do like give something like this one camp who
Speaker 2: just makes pancakes all day for everyone. They hand them out.
Speaker 1: I mean rich people that need to feel useful and connected.
Speaker 1: I just be nice in your dating day.
Speaker 2: There is one camp that I heard that just does
Speaker 2: like like shows, like little comedy shows and stuff. All right,
Speaker 2: because that would be fun.
Speaker 1: We could we could do that. Whoever shows up exactly exactly,
Speaker 1: we can play pull my finger in. That doesn't be
Speaker 1: a service, okay. So then so she's so, she's like,
Speaker 1: I've never had a ferocious love. So then immediately one
Speaker 1: I'm problem Part two cowboy contractor steals her and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm so soked. So you said you want a ferocious love.
Speaker 1: I also I want a reckless love. He was the idiot,
Speaker 1: said that right.
Speaker 2: I love that your version of the South Carolina guy
Speaker 2: is from Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: He so he starts talking. He got more like but
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm here for the long haul. She
Speaker 1: think me too, I'm more intentional with my dating now.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know what you get her? You get her?
Speaker 2: You know it's funny. She goes, and now that I
Speaker 2: know what I want when I don't want, But he
Speaker 2: never asked what that was.
Speaker 1: Literally, I was.
Speaker 2: Like, wait a minute, are you going to ask now
Speaker 2: what that is? Since she just said I know what
Speaker 2: I want? But no, one he didn't ask.
Speaker 1: See, I don't care, but.
Speaker 2: Don't less, don't speak less.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're so pretty. You're so pretty. See that, boody,
Speaker 1: you're so pretty. I'm here for the long haul. You
Speaker 1: know what, you get hurt, You got hurt, But I
Speaker 1: want I'm looking for that undeniable connection.
Speaker 2: Is that what he said?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then he went in to kiss her, and
Speaker 1: I feel like she gave him the cheek. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because they had a she kiss and I wasn't sure
Speaker 1: if he went for the cheek kiss or if he
Speaker 1: went for the kiss and he got the cheek. Mmm.
Speaker 2: I think he went for a kiss and she turned
Speaker 2: her head. But then they had a fierce makeout.
Speaker 1: Later later he goes, but before then he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: she's all that. When he went back, he said that
Speaker 1: phrase when he went back into the main room, she's
Speaker 1: all that, he goes, You, guys, she's all that.
Speaker 2: I can't slang at ninety and I need to.
Speaker 1: The year he was born. I mean, don don what
Speaker 1: are you thinking so far of her group? Of which
Speaker 1: one are you rooting for that you like? You like
Speaker 1: the guy with the baby at the foot of the
Speaker 1: hospital bed.
Speaker 2: I think we could just fast forward to the vi
Speaker 2: Vietnamese dude.
Speaker 1: Oh you like him, you know. But I also didn't
Speaker 1: talk about was there was a man we we didn't
Speaker 1: discuss there was a man. Oh you know, there was
Speaker 1: a bunch of people. We didn't discuss there was I
Speaker 1: think I missed. Okay, so we didn't discuss the guy
Speaker 1: that came out with the fucking bandages all over his
Speaker 1: head with this Jonathan Jonathan who also was like, well
Speaker 1: we'll get here.
Speaker 2: Respect commitment to a costume.
Speaker 5: Me too.
Speaker 1: You are so that, by the way, I've been at
Speaker 1: your show.
Speaker 4: I love the fact that, but Liss, costume, you know what,
Speaker 4: you would be never changed all night, all night, never changed.
Speaker 4: You would be that I would recovered my face though
Speaker 4: he thought.
Speaker 1: You have to be so fucking hot that when they
Speaker 1: peel it off. He's like, well, it wasn't that.
Speaker 2: It was fine.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. He wasn't hot enough to have
Speaker 1: the reveal he was like, I can't wait. I want
Speaker 1: you to fall in love with my inside, not just
Speaker 1: my gorgeous outside. And I'm like, dude, he did, he
Speaker 1: did for these younger people.
Speaker 2: Explained there was a TV show upon a time, Welcome
Speaker 2: Back Code with John Travolta.
Speaker 1: Who was a star, a star star.
Speaker 2: Then he played and all these sweat hogs. Who were
Speaker 2: these kids who were in like a remedial class in
Speaker 2: high school. Yeah, and one of them, the character is
Speaker 2: Juan Epstein. He's a Cuban Jew and the character and
Speaker 2: he always had a note from his doctor.
Speaker 1: His character was stupid. That's hilarious. Uh, okay, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you something else. I break okay, okay, he did like
Speaker 1: one of he looked like okay. So then there was
Speaker 1: also the guy that came out. There's a few guys.
Speaker 1: There's the guy also that came out, Devon, who's got
Speaker 1: sort of sleepy eyes. And he's like, oh, she want
Speaker 1: a big personality, I'll give you a big personnality. Oh
Speaker 1: my mom is a single mom. I need a family
Speaker 1: that does not break up. You better stay together that
Speaker 1: does not break up. But I had it hard, you know.
Speaker 2: And he seems trouble to me troubled and he's gonna
Speaker 2: get into trouble with other guys. You could tell he's
Speaker 2: really like he's also a short fuse and really sensitive,
Speaker 2: too much of a personality. I was like, they're just
Speaker 2: setting him up, and he actually.
Speaker 1: Seems like he's there, like he watched the TV show
Speaker 1: and liked her too much. Like I actually feel like
Speaker 1: he's like a fan.
Speaker 2: I feel like he watched Housewives and now he's coming
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 1: Dude, he did Okay. Then we also have Brett. God
Speaker 1: bless Brett came out, did this split.
Speaker 2: I can't believe the cup bread was.
Speaker 1: He was a cutie piet and I felt like the
Speaker 1: guys in the house were gonna love breath.
Speaker 2: I are so fun. So seemed like genuine, like I
Speaker 2: know I'm a tall, fat guy. Yeah, but he was
Speaker 2: gonna have fun.
Speaker 1: They got big sort of eat like he's a big
Speaker 1: teddy bear. And by the way, some lady is going
Speaker 1: to be so hot for him. Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing one thing about Brett, yes, as I
Speaker 2: love that he called the contractor. He goes, you should be.
Speaker 1: In Top Gun. Look like your top gun in Top
Speaker 1: Gun three.
Speaker 2: I want a whole section of the show where Brett
Speaker 2: says what movie they should each be in, And by.
Speaker 1: The way, he didn't pick Risky Business because he didn't
Speaker 1: no risky business, risky business, no Brett. Okay, I think
Speaker 1: Austin is cute. When they did when they did Truth
Speaker 1: or Darren, they made him rip down. He was wearing
Speaker 1: naked and he had a lion on his like tight dick.
Speaker 2: We found out long bike, tight bikes, right underwear with
Speaker 2: a giant, ferocious lion on. He did not expect to
Speaker 2: be showing us, you think, But.
Speaker 1: Then why was he wearing that?
Speaker 2: They knew you just the underwear he happened to be
Speaker 2: have on.
Speaker 1: I think they knew that he was wearing that when
Speaker 1: they were like, ustrip down because we want to see
Speaker 1: your fucking lion wiener, don't you think?
Speaker 2: Well? I think my joke is when he got naked,
Speaker 2: we definitely found out he business in the front.
Speaker 1: Ah, Okay, did we lose our king.
Speaker 2: Because he does have a mullet. That was the joke.
Speaker 1: He's got a bullet. I also obsessed with wide eyed Hakim,
Speaker 1: who's giving with his balloon. He comes in like the
Speaker 1: guy from It.
Speaker 2: Here's my theory about I loved, loved a Kim's eyes
Speaker 2: and reaction everything. He's like big mom, big guys, moll
Speaker 2: what I want to see now? A Keem would never
Speaker 2: be the Bachelor, but I would. I want him to be.
Speaker 2: I want there to be a Bachelor season where there's
Speaker 2: like a nerdy, desperate bachelor.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with the Hikim. I want also Brett to
Speaker 1: be saying what movies topan Aaron is the bad boy
Speaker 1: twin of Noah coming up? Did seem maybe I.
Speaker 2: Will say this way Aaron he might be not be
Speaker 2: a bad boy, but definitely likes leather.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So Lori, who's our sit in history? And
Speaker 1: texted me Dakota the Somalia that looks like he's in
Speaker 1: Fallout Boy. Yes, apparently they played truth or Dare and
Speaker 1: a spoiler was apparently they cut out. He had a
Speaker 1: truth in His truth was that he thought nine to
Speaker 1: eleven was an inside job. He apparently.
Speaker 2: So he's a nine to eleven truther? Is what his
Speaker 2: truth was? My truth is am a Truthah and nine
Speaker 2: eleven was inside job? Explain building four, Building seven, explained
Speaker 2: Building seven. Mike out, My truth is the truth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, okay, and then okay, so then other entrances.
Speaker 1: So somebody else came in with the car from New York. Oh,
Speaker 1: we had the other car driver who flew their car
Speaker 1: in Jeremy. Jeremy's a fool. Johann was thirty under thirty
Speaker 1: on Forbes and we haven't got a lot of airtime
Speaker 1: from John.
Speaker 2: I just liked he's like genuine about how desperate He's like,
Speaker 2: I really want this to and eevery they want to
Speaker 2: make this reason he has his own business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm obsessed. I'm a ginger. I've got my ginger sho.
Speaker 2: I got cut.
Speaker 1: He got cut. Now I was rooting for Mos the
Speaker 1: algebra teaser.
Speaker 2: He goes like ghost everyone, I don't do you ever
Speaker 2: got anyone? Literally everyone I've ever met.
Speaker 1: I was excited for Mos.
Speaker 2: And then I most definitely got cut.
Speaker 1: Did he did? Mose Can got cut? A fuck? He
Speaker 1: was like, he's on my lit I think I put
Speaker 1: him as the next bachelor. Okay, so then is there
Speaker 1: anybody else's entrance? Oh then we have Dylan A keme out.
Speaker 1: He's got the stethoscope.
Speaker 2: This scope.
Speaker 1: Okay, so those are all of our entrances. What was
Speaker 1: Austin's entrance. Who was in the ski boots.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I forgot, but that was that was
Speaker 2: there's no way to look cool like the b I
Speaker 2: can't awkwardly walking boots.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: There's just there's no way that's going to work.
Speaker 1: So then okay, so they have the pet portrait. So
Speaker 1: then we go and we go and we so let's
Speaker 1: talk about for saying. So she talks to Tomas the swimmer,
Speaker 1: and they had a nice time and they they're both
Speaker 1: for both of their moms are from Vietnam. They both
Speaker 1: sacrifice from the whole family, the mom's sacrifice.
Speaker 2: Their dream, doctor dreams.
Speaker 1: Yes for them, and like, so he got it. He
Speaker 1: tore his rotator cough. He loves swimming. But now he's
Speaker 1: a retirement advisor. He's adorable. He's a good guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got of like a you know, stable financial job.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think he's really cute, and I wish that.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna win because she picks bad boys,
Speaker 1: but I wish Paradise was going because I'd like to
Speaker 1: see more of him. I agree, maybe we could put
Speaker 1: him on.
Speaker 2: You know why they got to Paradise. So they're gonna
Speaker 2: do a new version of it.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe they're going to restock the Koy Palm
Speaker 1: with guys and then wait a year.
Speaker 2: Maybe, or they're going to do Old Paradise.
Speaker 1: That mixed with young people. That'd be fun, amazing, that
Speaker 1: would be fun.
Speaker 2: It's in it's in Florida. Old Paradise is in Boca.
Speaker 1: Old Paradises is that it's at the what's the what
Speaker 1: is that thing that they did the document hener On,
Speaker 1: It's like that that's the community. I forget it, like
Speaker 1: the I forget. I'll look it up. Okay, So then
Speaker 1: we have so then Jeremy pulls her aside. Let's get
Speaker 1: to it. Jeremy pulls her aside, and it's like, I
Speaker 1: want to show you some of them. Oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take you a lot of people. See you're compensating if
Speaker 1: you've got well, what was his car? What was it?
Speaker 2: It's a Corvette.
Speaker 1: It's so tacky, a cornet, a corvette. A corvette is
Speaker 1: so jacky. It's a corvette.
Speaker 2: Blew in a corvette from Connecticut.
Speaker 1: He flew from New York. He flew his corvette.
Speaker 2: Least you're gonna least you're gonna fly your own car,
Speaker 2: just first of all, just rent it. Just rent it
Speaker 2: in California. Yeah, and then like your keys.
Speaker 1: So they like production must have been like we're gonna
Speaker 1: hang on to these, like we can't ensure you just
Speaker 1: have to leave it here. We'll hang on to your keys.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know that. Then they give them to Brian,
Speaker 1: who's such a piece of ship it. He's a briet.
Speaker 2: He even says, I can't they have him say, and
Speaker 2: maybe they edit in later, I'm gonna steal that car.
Speaker 4: I kid.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, go closes over cos he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a fucking He's the.
Speaker 2: Guy showed up with. I can't syringes of shots. Yes,
Speaker 2: I want to make sure you're caught up on your shots.
Speaker 2: I can't back to the camera. That's like a vaccination joke.
Speaker 1: Dude, I cannot. And literally the fact that these idiots,
Speaker 1: this guy he's thirty three, yeah, and like these guys
Speaker 1: like like thirty three year be like, oh, I'm like
Speaker 1: a lot of people are Dad's multiple times over by
Speaker 1: thirty three, Like you're thirty three.
Speaker 2: My dad had me at thirty three. Third kid, thirty
Speaker 2: three is like.
Speaker 1: A grown ass man. You are thirty three and you
Speaker 1: are that much of a fucking idiot, and Bowie that's like,
Speaker 1: oh oh he's crazy. Oh no, you didn't boy, and
Speaker 1: you're like and then he goes and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: have fun if you could drive it? What give the
Speaker 1: little lady? Once you get out, he's like, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just fight.
Speaker 2: She's too much horsepower for you, which is his big
Speaker 2: line that he practiced horsepower. He's too much. She's too
Speaker 2: much horsepower for you. And he didn't even hear. He's like,
Speaker 2: what are you saying? What are you talking about right now?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I can't like I was thinking Jeremy thought,
Speaker 2: because I was thinking about Jeremy thought he was doing
Speaker 2: the being the bigger person, be like, fine, you want
Speaker 2: to sit in the car, find.
Speaker 1: What are you going to do? At a certain point,
Speaker 1: this dick wasn't leaving right.
Speaker 2: I would have said, I know what. I would have
Speaker 2: said what I would have somehow gotten the key out
Speaker 2: of his hands, yes, and given it to Jen and
Speaker 2: be like start the car that's gone driven away.
Speaker 1: But then you get a wrestle because he would have
Speaker 1: been like, oh, I would.
Speaker 2: Have somehow, I don't know. I don't know, but like
Speaker 2: or just be like, this is my car, this is
Speaker 2: my time. He did say, give us five minutes, which
Speaker 2: is what you should say.
Speaker 1: This guy's awful, give.
Speaker 2: Us five, five minutes to give you five.
Speaker 1: I don't like bullies. I have a real bully thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. And that's for the drama. And
Speaker 2: she kept him.
Speaker 1: They made her keep her for the two on one
Speaker 1: in the car it's gonna be, but they're gonna be
Speaker 1: the Australia tho, you're gonna fly to Australia. It's a
Speaker 1: long way to drive it, fly it for a one
Speaker 1: night and okay, so then she pulls aside. So then
Speaker 1: she pulls aside. She goes, she goes and plays basketball
Speaker 1: with the day trader. Yeah, and he's like, oh, she
Speaker 1: was actually pretty good because he was like if I win,
Speaker 1: I get a kid kiss.
Speaker 2: And then she beat him.
Speaker 1: And then she beat him and he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so you're a giver. I'm a giver too, with both
Speaker 1: givers like yeah, I don't receive, I give it.
Speaker 2: She made that she saw I like that. Through she
Speaker 2: said that she realized she was saying something dirty. Halfway through,
Speaker 2: she goes, I'm more of a given the receiver. She
Speaker 2: has to laugh.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh my, yeah, and then he's like and like,
Speaker 1: but again, I appreciated that she kind of like didn't
Speaker 1: let him like, she didn't let him get the kiss.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, I thought, I'm glad that he didn't
Speaker 1: get the first impression. Rose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was thought for sure he was going to.
Speaker 1: Get Okay, we're going to take a quick break, lord,
Speaker 1: and then we're going to come back. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but thing's a getting so
Speaker 1: hot in here. I think I got to take I'll
Speaker 1: pay your break and we're back. Okay. So then who
Speaker 1: is she talking to? That's like, oh, what's this? Okay?
Speaker 1: So the guy who grew up with a single mom
Speaker 1: was like, you better stay together forever. He's like, okay,
Speaker 1: Devin is like a deal breaker for me is if
Speaker 1: a woman doesn't have her nails done?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? What was that?
Speaker 1: And then she goes, I shave my toes.
Speaker 2: That was the most revealing comment. Wow, isn't my way
Speaker 2: time of your family? I shaved my toes for this.
Speaker 1: It's like, shave how hairy are you talking?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 1: Like, what do you? I mean? I try to keep
Speaker 1: everything together.
Speaker 2: But like that, like it's a thing everyone does.
Speaker 1: Also, like how much hair on your toilers? Like did
Speaker 1: you get a wax? Like you just get electrial if
Speaker 1: you have hairy as toes?
Speaker 2: Like someone doesn't call her Bilbo Baggins. For the rest
Speaker 2: of the episode. This whole season, she has Bilbo Baggins,
Speaker 2: Bilbo baggage tude.
Speaker 1: I was like, it actually made me like her even
Speaker 1: more because I was already starting to like her and
Speaker 1: she's so beautiful that this beautiful I mean, she's so cute,
Speaker 1: that this beautiful young lady is like telling this dude
Speaker 1: who's like a well done feet, well I got hairy
Speaker 1: ass toes. I was like, And then he goes, can
Speaker 1: I suck them? And she was like, oh right.
Speaker 2: He asked if she could suck her toes and she
Speaker 2: was like she was like.
Speaker 1: No, maybe I don't know yet. And he's like she's like,
Speaker 1: He's like, oh you don't know yet. She's like no,
Speaker 1: Like you'll know that I like you if I let
Speaker 1: you suck my hair, if.
Speaker 2: You have a mouthful of hair, you'll know you sucked
Speaker 2: my toes.
Speaker 1: It actually made me feel like, look, I'm not insulting myself.
Speaker 1: I'm a cute gal, like I didn't grow up as
Speaker 1: like the cheerleader girl, Like I can't imagine it must
Speaker 1: get old and be like, oh you'll be Like she
Speaker 1: actually seems like she's smart. She's works hard, she said
Speaker 1: to take like, she's like, I can build things. I'm
Speaker 1: put together. I can I have my own drill like
Speaker 1: she actually seems like because of maybe her bad dad,
Speaker 1: like she's trying to She's like the good part is
Speaker 1: like she actually seems like a full, well rounded person
Speaker 1: that's not just like a pageant girl and and like
Speaker 1: it must get old when guys are just like, oh
Speaker 1: you're so like she seems like she's got some worse
Speaker 1: spark there.
Speaker 2: Well, what's what's interesting about her is her emotional depth
Speaker 2: of how much she hates.
Speaker 1: Herself, which I which I relate.
Speaker 2: To and find fascinating for a bachelorette. Yeah, to be like,
Speaker 2: I don't feel worthy of this.
Speaker 1: Well we had that before myself with the.
Speaker 2: Double when the two did.
Speaker 1: It, but I feel like they were working on themselves.
Speaker 1: So like Scabby was working on herself because her mom
Speaker 1: left and she felt undeserving love because which I which
Speaker 1: made her so lovable and then the other one couldn't
Speaker 1: believe it because then everybody like Gabby. Yeah, so they
Speaker 1: fucked over Rachel as well.
Speaker 2: She really didn't feel worthy.
Speaker 1: Yes, but like it's interesting because she is so young.
Speaker 1: Like I would say for me in my mid twenties,
Speaker 1: having grown up with a tricky dad, I don't think
Speaker 1: I started liking myself till my thirties. I think I
Speaker 1: think around like twenty eight twenty maybe twenty eight twenty nine.
Speaker 1: But like it took me kind of going like oh,
Speaker 1: all that stuff was like that was said to me
Speaker 1: about myself, Like that's about him, not about me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it took some work and it certainly didn't have
Speaker 1: cameras on me. Me in my mid twenties, I would
Speaker 1: have not liked myself being the lead.
Speaker 2: Yeah if you were, If you were the lead, you
Speaker 2: would have been like I would have felt.
Speaker 1: I would have felt insecure. Yeah, would you at twenty?
Speaker 1: I know you had you have a complicated parent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a couple of them.
Speaker 1: Does that I mean I don't know a man like
Speaker 1: how does that man of it? Did you ever feel not?
Speaker 1: Did you always have confidence?
Speaker 2: I mean yes, but also a lot of like don't
Speaker 2: not worthiness and like I don't deserve.
Speaker 1: You had that to yes, of course, okay, why we
Speaker 1: like each other. Yeah, and that's also really I like
Speaker 1: people that have that. It's relatable. Did you go to
Speaker 1: therapy mayas?
Speaker 2: I still do? Same, Yeah, yeah, I've but only started
Speaker 2: when I was like thirty eight.
Speaker 1: That's good. I think it's actually good for because I
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of guys if they don't go,
Speaker 1: particularly if you're you know, you have a family, like
Speaker 1: I think, if you don't look under the hood, it
Speaker 1: can like boil under the circace.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yes, yeah, I mean I've seen that
Speaker 2: with lots of people.
Speaker 1: Same ex husband, I'm talking to you. Wish him well,
Speaker 1: bless blessing, bless blessed. No mistake, no mistake, not mistay
Speaker 1: all day. No, no, no, it's true though, like if
Speaker 1: you don't look under the hood, okay, okay, yes, I
Speaker 1: mean you can keep going. Okay, great, Okay, So then
Speaker 1: we have so then Marcus came around, and they both
Speaker 1: so Marcus the Army Ranger came around, so they both
Speaker 1: rock climbed. She likes it because it's out of her
Speaker 1: comfort zone and they really like I really thought there
Speaker 1: was a chance he was going to get the first
Speaker 1: impression Rose, but he didn't.
Speaker 2: Marcus. I thought Marcus was. I thought he was the
Speaker 2: top three.
Speaker 1: Me too, potential, me too.
Speaker 2: I actually thought the guy who got it was going
Speaker 2: to get I thought the contract.
Speaker 1: Was going to get I picked him. Yeah, So okay,
Speaker 1: So she goes and she pulls him aside, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I can't She had no game when she did it.
Speaker 2: She had no game on his part. Was when she
Speaker 2: goes into the room and she goes nope and walks
Speaker 2: to the other room.
Speaker 3: Good for her.
Speaker 2: All the guys were like, yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: No, she goes in and and she she had no game,
Speaker 1: and she was like, I can't stop thinking about you
Speaker 1: all night. I just couldn't stop thinking about you all night.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about you. I'm like, whoa. And then
Speaker 1: I gotta say, that was a really good horny kiss.
Speaker 2: I got was that was hot. The tension has been
Speaker 2: built up all night, which means not just for him,
Speaker 2: but tension for everyone. Yeah, and he sort of got
Speaker 2: the benefit of her built up sexual tensions.
Speaker 1: Got a good kiss because sometimes because sometimes you see
Speaker 1: them and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, oh this it's a gross kiss. Kiss most of them.
Speaker 1: I was like, oftentimes, I'm like, I really wish I
Speaker 1: wasn't watching this. I was like, I'm like, oh, they
Speaker 1: don't even care that the cameras are there. And then
Speaker 1: they gathered all the guys and they were waiting for all.
Speaker 2: They made them watch them.
Speaker 1: Why they put them in the middle of the file.
Speaker 1: I mean they made out for a while. They edited
Speaker 1: it like those guys were waiting and they were just
Speaker 1: like sucking face. Yeah, that was fun. I was happy.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have ever seen a season we're
Speaker 1: opening ceremony people only kiss one person. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever seen that. It's usually more, it's usually everybody.
Speaker 2: They kissed everybody, right, No, No, she really weighed. She's like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to kiss one person. It's going to be
Speaker 2: first pressure.
Speaker 1: I mean, and it was on. I think he might suck.
Speaker 2: And not in a good way.
Speaker 1: I think he's I think he sucks. Yeah, he's such
Speaker 1: a piece.
Speaker 2: Set him up to be the villain later.
Speaker 1: He I deep down inside, I think he's not gonna
Speaker 1: be a good guy.
Speaker 2: And I think it's gonna get revealed. Agree, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but he does seem right now kind of like too
Speaker 2: dumb to be mean.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, but he's I think once they all
Speaker 1: start seeing her go off with because they always do
Speaker 1: it where it's like, whoa, what are those fireworks? Like wait,
Speaker 1: I can see them make it out down but like
Speaker 1: they're gonna have to see her in the kissing contest.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have to see her. I didn't like when
Speaker 1: I saw you kissing Tomas, Like they're they're gonna have
Speaker 1: to watch it. And then these alpha males are gonna
Speaker 1: get banana pants.
Speaker 2: That's fun.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 2: I honestly, I hope there's another duo of guys who
Speaker 2: start hooking up like that. One season. Oh remember there
Speaker 2: was like in the house there was all these guys
Speaker 2: and two of the dudes started hooking up with each.
Speaker 1: Other and JJ and they other got the name the
Speaker 1: blonde guy.
Speaker 2: That was yeah. Yeah, they were like making it on
Speaker 2: the shower.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 2: I thought that that was like one of the most
Speaker 2: interesting side plots I've ever seen, by.
Speaker 1: The way, and then so so we see okay before
Speaker 1: there was one more thing where Noah's brother He's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I just want to make sure you know
Speaker 1: that people like me for me you know, like, I
Speaker 1: know what works for Noah. She She's like, all right,
Speaker 1: noahn abagat, like.
Speaker 2: She kind of remembered a look.
Speaker 1: It doesn't seem as like she's not as quite as
Speaker 1: excited as one of.
Speaker 2: The thinks she knows every character from every season.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm really young. And then they had I
Speaker 1: felt like the Truth or Dare was.
Speaker 2: I wanted to see more of it. I feel like
Speaker 2: we didn't see enough of them. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 2: a guy too much got cut.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's less guys for her. I think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a shorter season. But again, talking about
Speaker 1: this with you, there hasn't been that much advertising.
Speaker 2: No I barely even knew what's happening.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you, I'm excited for her now.
Speaker 1: I've enjoyed chatting with you.
Speaker 2: I feel like the first episode is always my favorite.
Speaker 2: When you see everyone in their stupid intros, you love
Speaker 2: it because it's so dumb, it's so deep.
Speaker 1: Are so happy. I feel like you need to do
Speaker 1: the first one every season.
Speaker 2: I also thought it was so dumb when they do
Speaker 2: the cheers, like jend that's dumb, gentle men.
Speaker 1: I'm a gentleman, there's such talking about they're such fucking idiots. Okay,
Speaker 1: now who do you think is going to Who do
Speaker 1: you think is gonna win?
Speaker 2: H let me think of all the dudes that.
Speaker 1: Okay, give me your top, give me the top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I say she cut seven of them.
Speaker 1: Okay, who did she cut Mo's?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ricky?
Speaker 1: Which one is Ricky?
Speaker 2: He's the dude with the blue jacket and like the
Speaker 2: corn Rows with the red hair red? No, she got
Speaker 2: all three of these guys.
Speaker 1: Oh oh they're cute. Okay, Okay, one she cut a
Speaker 1: bunch of bl Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think top five is going to
Speaker 2: be Marcus.
Speaker 1: Okay, which is the uh? Which is the Army the
Speaker 1: Army Ranger?
Speaker 2: I think Thomas and the Vietnamese guy is not going
Speaker 2: to make it to the end, but he'll be in
Speaker 2: the top five.
Speaker 1: Agree.
Speaker 2: Uh? Maybe Aaron which one is er the Twin?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you think.
Speaker 2: I think he's gonna make it to top five?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Dylan, which is the doctor, the Black Doctor.
Speaker 1: He's cute. I like him. I think he has a
Speaker 1: chance to go top three.
Speaker 2: And maybe Devon and Grant. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, for sure. Yes, Grant is Oh yeah, Devon, Devon.
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 2: I don't think a kee is gonna go very far.
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 2: I want to take up his own season.
Speaker 1: I love him.
Speaker 2: It's just like they've done Golden Bachelor. They should do
Speaker 2: Nerdy Desperate.
Speaker 1: Yes, and then we can also have we can have Brett,
Speaker 1: we can have Britton Hakeem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would. I would love big boy bachelor, big
Speaker 2: boy bachelor.
Speaker 1: Big boy bat. Yeah, I love a big boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you I mean I would go out with a
Speaker 1: big boy. Okay, I've never gone out with a big boy,
Speaker 1: but I feel like it.
Speaker 2: Would crush you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe nothing, you're too small. Never mind, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's for me. I think I like to be
Speaker 1: friends of the big boy. With a big boy, I
Speaker 1: would have to be. I guess I could do a
Speaker 1: slightly maybe not a full bread, maybe a half breath,
Speaker 1: half a breath, half a bread. I could do like
Speaker 1: a dad bought.
Speaker 2: Sure, that's a very different thing.
Speaker 1: I could do a dad. You're right.
Speaker 2: Brett is also like six ' nine.
Speaker 1: I can't do go I don't want to go out
Speaker 1: of Brett. I can't go out of Brett. I can't
Speaker 1: go out with Okay, we're gonna take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back with our tweet of the wakes.
Speaker 1: I need a sexual time out and we're back. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait now, Seth, we didn't discuss a few things. We
Speaker 1: did not just I think we need to talk a
Speaker 1: little bit more in depth about Hakeima's balloons and then
Speaker 1: walking into that, the amount of balloons, the popping on
Speaker 1: the tree, them walking into the house, where do they go?
Speaker 1: They didn't make him sit in them the whole night.
Speaker 2: No, they took him off. They were strapped on him.
Speaker 2: They took the strap off and they took it back
Speaker 2: into the proper room. But knowing his personality, yes, it
Speaker 2: was so perfect.
Speaker 1: Is he still in the show?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, no, he made him. We need Haki. The boys
Speaker 1: are gonna love him.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The King is so funny, he could tell you know what.
Speaker 2: The funniest thing about is how excited he was when
Speaker 2: Jonathan took his face mask off.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he was so was like, how could.
Speaker 2: You be excited to see a guy you've never met
Speaker 2: that comes in, Hey, here's my face. He's like, let's go,
Speaker 2: let's go. Yeah, buddy, was like, why are you getting
Speaker 2: that excited about this dude that took off a mask.
Speaker 2: Who cares?
Speaker 1: It was literally like also not that great of a reveal,
Speaker 1: Like no, he was, I mean he.
Speaker 4: Was so he let's twelve, he is so cute.
Speaker 1: And then also who is the dickhead that came out?
Speaker 1: She's in a gown and he sprays her dress with
Speaker 1: a fire extinguisher? What the fuck? Who do that? Yo?
Speaker 2: This season is gonna be on fire.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 2: I can't clubbing you in toxic material.
Speaker 1: Dude, like ruining your hair, your makeup. You're the bachelorette.
Speaker 1: You're now covered in like fire jes. You know, I
Speaker 1: have like spooge fire jes all over you, like foam toxic,
Speaker 1: like even just like putting in that much wind in
Speaker 1: her extensions and like leave the lady alone like.
Speaker 2: She's already feeling possible entrance.
Speaker 1: It was so brutal. It was so and like just
Speaker 1: watching the boys be like, oh man, it's all funny
Speaker 1: games and don't we start to somebody be kissing. I
Speaker 1: was like, these guys are extra idiotic this year, Like
Speaker 1: they are super.
Speaker 2: Sweet, they're sueek the stupidest dudes on they do. It's
Speaker 2: not it's not.
Speaker 1: So that I was looking at our tweets coming up.
Speaker 1: The show that was filmed there was terrible, but we
Speaker 1: watched it. It was called Listen to Your Heart. Can
Speaker 1: we discuss also that the fall boy guy looked like
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson blonde. Yeah, imagine if he was your Somalia.
Speaker 2: I was like, He's like, he always recommends oe, that's
Speaker 2: all you recommend? Yeah, yo, I'm sticking with that fish.
Speaker 2: You could get some boons f maple one.
Speaker 1: Exactly, maybe a high noon. I know it's not a
Speaker 1: why but nice selled so some mad.
Speaker 2: Dog twenty twenty would go really well with that chicken.
Speaker 1: I got a strawberry heel. I got it? Oh my god, Yes.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about Don is laughing because it's his whole
Speaker 2: liquor cabinet, like.
Speaker 1: Booze from wine, Strawberry Hill, Baby, Don, what would you
Speaker 1: be your wine of choice?
Speaker 3: Gallow port?
Speaker 1: Yeah, galloport? Oh man, after my own? So are you
Speaker 1: still sticking? So she give us the first impression, rose
Speaker 1: to the dumb contractor. They make out in front of everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then who is the one that they get a final?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it the love Vergin of the last roll. He's like,
Speaker 1: I need this, I need this.
Speaker 2: This wouldn't be the worst ending of a life possible
Speaker 2: if I don't get this, Rose, What's I'm saying? Everything
Speaker 2: to him is too much of a big deal.
Speaker 1: He is Also he curled his lashes and when she
Speaker 1: was like, has anyone ever told you you have nice
Speaker 1: last years, He's like.
Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, I spent an hour on them, Dude, I.
Speaker 1: Got them professionally curled, like put it away, sir like, absolutely, no,
Speaker 1: thank you, not happening. Yeah, I just want to say,
Speaker 1: we like when people rate and review us. Can we
Speaker 1: just say here's a five sty one from the wolf Man.
Speaker 1: I discovered this gem of a podcast through Adam's dough
Speaker 1: boy appearance years back, and I've been listening ever since.
Speaker 1: I'm one of those listeners who doesn't actually watch The
Speaker 1: Bachelor or The Bachelorette. Recently, however, I made friends with
Speaker 1: a couple watches, and uh, it's been fun to compare
Speaker 1: notes between them and the podcast. So their friends watch it, right,
Speaker 1: and they listen to the podcast. I love the variety
Speaker 1: of guests, that's you, sad I am. The variety brings
Speaker 1: down everyone brings humor, and fun. That's you. Well, also
Speaker 1: sharing the occasional nugget of a relationship advice. Y'all rock
Speaker 1: keep up the amazing work. You know. Do you have
Speaker 1: any relationship you're a married fella.
Speaker 2: I love that. I was imagining Wolfman Jack.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that.
Speaker 2: Do you have any relationship advice? Yeah, if you move
Speaker 2: in with someone, make sure there's two bathrooms.
Speaker 1: That's for the diarrhea, for the dye die, for the
Speaker 1: big old die, just because it would save on a
Speaker 1: lot of fights. Okay, I'm gonna give a piece of
Speaker 1: relationship advice. Now I'm early days again, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a big fan. This was very helpful for me. Okay, there.
Speaker 1: I have a few things. One, when you start dating,
Speaker 1: they're not every person you ever dated, Like, don't like
Speaker 1: give somebody a blank slate. They're not out to get you.
Speaker 1: They're not the enemy. They're not every guy you've ever dated. Like, like,
Speaker 1: slow it down.
Speaker 2: It is with a lot of baggage everybody, and you're
Speaker 2: already making judgments, you yeah, make so like just and.
Speaker 1: Like go slow, like see them like two times a
Speaker 1: week in the beginning, Like just calm the fuck down.
Speaker 1: So that, and then I like And then another thing
Speaker 1: I have heard was like, uh, the ten pm rule.
Speaker 1: I don't have any big chats about like a relationship thing.
Speaker 1: Nothing gets less crazy after ten pm, Like nothing's so
Speaker 1: hot that it can't wait till the morning.
Speaker 2: Things don't say we have to have a conversation about
Speaker 2: where we are.
Speaker 1: It's got to be. It's got to be before ten.
Speaker 1: Interesting things get just more nuts after ten for everybody,
Speaker 1: for everybody. And then I'm also a big fan of
Speaker 1: positive reinforcement rather than like you never did like being
Speaker 1: like I remember when I first dated my ex who's band,
Speaker 1: who was so cute. It was a nice guy. I
Speaker 1: didn't love how he dated in the beginning when we
Speaker 1: like how he dressed, like he kind of dressed like
Speaker 1: a cop, Like his jeans almost looked like ironed, and
Speaker 1: they're like, but he was so handsome. But I remember
Speaker 1: like like me like, ooh, I don't like his My
Speaker 1: friend was like those are not fixable. But but she's like,
Speaker 1: but the way you don't you don't criticize when he
Speaker 1: gets it right, you go, oh, I like you you
Speaker 1: should wear more stuff like that, like courage the wind
Speaker 1: out when somebody gets it right rather than criticize it right.
Speaker 2: That's very important.
Speaker 1: Yes, or being like, oh I really like when you
Speaker 1: that made me feel really good when you whatever whatever,
Speaker 1: if you like that made me feel really good when
Speaker 1: you did that, like positive reinforcement rather than you never
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 2: My only other important advice yes was in particularly a
Speaker 2: newish relationship. Yeah, but it's very hard to keep this
Speaker 2: in mind. Nothing is a big deal.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: Everyone thinks everything that's true, this is this red flag,
Speaker 2: this is a big deal he did this? Is it
Speaker 2: this big deal that he didn't call me back? Nothing
Speaker 2: is a big deal.
Speaker 1: Nothing, No trust me, trust me as I'm dating.
Speaker 2: Now, everything means nothing any weight.
Speaker 1: I have a very wise, calm, virgal, older gay male
Speaker 1: friend who's been and he's and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to call and he was like, if you call
Speaker 1: him all this person that you're gonna look like the
Speaker 1: crazy actress. He's like, shut the fuck up. He's like,
Speaker 1: if you can tolerate, just shut the fuck up. It's like,
Speaker 1: you are absolutely not gonna call it, Like you can
Speaker 1: do that, but you will look crazy. So he didn't.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: The best breakup advice I ever got was from a
Speaker 2: friend who's still good buddy. Yeah, I was obsessed with
Speaker 2: this girl who dumped me, and he said, don't do anything. Caller,
Speaker 2: you don't contact her. I guarantee you she's gonna call you. Okay,
Speaker 2: he was one hundred percent right.
Speaker 1: How long did it take.
Speaker 2: A bunch of months?
Speaker 1: It's okay, you gotta wait it.
Speaker 2: Remember it was like five to six months.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 2: But then she can call him back. But I was like,
Speaker 2: do not call her, do not do anything.
Speaker 1: No, no, you can't. You can't agree. Okay, great, there's our
Speaker 1: relationship advice. Yeah, okay, listen twiteter the week post of
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Speaker 1: Here we go. We're gonna narrow it down to two
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna pick a one. Don you get
Speaker 1: to vote too, Okay, great? This is from Deck Decaf Mary.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be run over by Brian than be in
Speaker 1: a car with him. I think he was the guy
Speaker 1: that had the keys. Oh yes, at LazyB two. Some
Speaker 1: people find Brian off putting, but I don't know what
Speaker 1: they expected from a possessed marionette from Florida. There we go.
Speaker 1: Possessed Okay, Chyenne Constant, my brother in Christ, I beg
Speaker 1: of these stop rapping. It is not in your wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: My Dear.
Speaker 2: Everyone hates.
Speaker 1: Yes. This is from Leu Sass at Sir weird Al
Speaker 1: between Pete Devinson and the Love Virgin. This season is
Speaker 1: sure to be ferocious. Okay. This is from Cheyenne Constant
Speaker 1: Man's comes in on a stretcher, head wrapped like the weekend,
Speaker 1: said he was love sick and wound her whatever happened? Hello?
Speaker 1: This is from b Perry at Great Bedonia. This season
Speaker 1: is the Brochilaret. This is from also Schyan Constant shot
Speaker 1: a clock at breakfast, Sir, and then there was a
Speaker 1: gift of a little girl like rolling her eyes. That's
Speaker 1: how you felt.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I couldn't believe you do not that.
Speaker 1: This is from Jeremy at Sir weird Al Lou Sass.
Speaker 1: Jeremy showed us exactly how big his penis was when
Speaker 1: he led another man steal his car and his girl.
Speaker 1: And then this, the final one, is from trash Car
Speaker 1: at Trash Car sixty nine. Do they make Jesse stay
Speaker 1: up all night or does he get to take a
Speaker 1: nap between appearances? He's just like thrown in the towels.
Speaker 1: Not even on.
Speaker 2: The three he cares anymore?
Speaker 1: Okay, which I would say the two that I like
Speaker 1: are broch Clarette and the Weekend.
Speaker 2: I like Bochlorette, and I like the fact that we
Speaker 2: let Jeremy show how big is Dick is? Okay, actually
Speaker 2: said it on the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, let the guy steal his car? Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So here's our final two loosas at Sir weird Ol,
Speaker 1: Jeremy showed us exactly how big his penis was when
Speaker 1: he let another man steal his car and his girl.
Speaker 1: Or B Perry at the Great Bedonia this season is
Speaker 1: the Brochlorette bro cilarette or penis size Dawn.
Speaker 3: I like short and sweet Brochilarette.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Same?
Speaker 1: Okay, you are the winner. B Perry at the Great
Speaker 1: b Donior this season is the brochel Lord. Email us
Speaker 1: You're mailing address at rosepodcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 3: Seth.
Speaker 1: Can I just say truly, I just felt my cells
Speaker 1: just felt really happy. You know what's really fun about
Speaker 1: this podcast? And I don't get to have this with you,
Speaker 1: Like I've really made a lot of friends doing this,
Speaker 1: and people that I've known for a long time, but
Speaker 1: I've become better friends with and I've known you forever,
Speaker 1: and I feel like we've become good friends.
Speaker 2: We've become much better buds.
Speaker 1: You you are I consider you're my friend, like my
Speaker 1: like my friend friend, like my real friend. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: I could call you if I had to talk to somebody.
Speaker 2: And you wanted me to pick up at the airport,
Speaker 2: I'd come.
Speaker 1: I believe that you would. Actually you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I would do the same for you if you if
Speaker 1: you come to LA, I'll pick you up.
Speaker 2: If you need all stop it, I'll rent a car.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Now what would you like to promote my king? Oh?
Speaker 1: You agreed to do you don't remember, but you agreed
Speaker 1: to do our Bellhouse show with us.
Speaker 2: Already am a calendar.
Speaker 1: And it's going to be I'm going to reach out.
Speaker 1: I was waiting. I'm going to reach out to the
Speaker 1: I want to reach out to like the asking ladies
Speaker 1: from Golden Bachelor, because I feel like they all live
Speaker 1: in the area, like a like a Kathy and and Nancy,
Speaker 1: like an April. The day it's at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: It's October sixth, it's a saturnrob Sorry, it's October fifth.
Speaker 1: It's a Saturday night. But you're going to be there,
Speaker 1: Jordan Callos. I believe Jakie's is going to be there.
Speaker 1: But I want the Golden Ladies. Yes, how fun?
Speaker 2: That would be amazing. They would steal the show.
Speaker 1: I want Ellen because where's Ellen been? The other ones
Speaker 1: has been hooring it out? Where's Ellen?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay. And then I'm also if you're
Speaker 1: in New York tomorrow night when so it would be
Speaker 1: tonight when you're listening to this. I'd be at Joe's
Speaker 1: Pub with Brian Sophie. There's a couple of tickets left.
Speaker 1: Amazing with Jordan Carlos, Amazing on a gas dire. It's
Speaker 1: going to be a blast.
Speaker 2: Okay, what would you like to talk about this Tuesday?
Speaker 2: A week from tomorrow, Yes, the July sixteenth, we're doing
Speaker 2: a big show at the Chelsea Music Oh the Sweet
Speaker 2: Sweet Games. Where we do it's like a spoof for
Speaker 2: the Olympics. I have young improvisers compete in comedy related events.
Speaker 2: The panel of celebrity judges. Okay, you judge and rate all.
Speaker 1: Can you give us a sneak peak of who.
Speaker 2: Crumbholts from Oppenheimer is going to be there? Dylan Baker,
Speaker 2: it's going to be there, so good Asquez from Severance
Speaker 2: to be there.
Speaker 1: Dylan Baker is such a good actor.
Speaker 2: And there's maybe a couple other judges that are determined.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a hot fun.
Speaker 1: That's a hot.
Speaker 2: Whole thing is improv The whole thing is made up
Speaker 2: on the spots really fun.
Speaker 1: No, you little And where can people go to get tickets?
Speaker 2: Oh? Music, music or my Instagram? There's a there's a
Speaker 2: link set hers H seth zog is the instagram.
Speaker 1: Don what do you want to promote? Peace? Love, happiness
Speaker 1: and and shabley? Oh you're so sweet, don Don well,
Speaker 1: next thing gentle like you got it? I'm a gentleman.
Speaker 1: I'll dude, you got it a gentleman. I'll be back
Speaker 1: in la uh next week. But we'll be doing some
Speaker 1: zoom shows and maybe I could get you on a
Speaker 1: zoom show.
Speaker 2: Tell me what it is?
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, until next time. My name is
Speaker 1: Adam Marine. Thank you so much. Goodbye.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're gonna get all up in you tonight.
Speaker 3: I feels so good.
Speaker 2: I just got one little question.
Speaker 3: Where you this roll? Will you accept this roll? List
Speaker 3: to your word? These rolls to your world?
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