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Speaker 1: comedians who act, which is not and we we we

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Speaker 1: had a discussion at length about this. A comedian who

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Speaker 1: acts is not necessarily a comedic actor. No, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Who's who's terrible? Really? They're both just handfuls and yeah,

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Speaker 1: Please welcome Michael uh. Sebastian was originally named Liberati. I

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Speaker 1: I'm like, there's not Like this is a show for

420
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 1: people who make theater. We're not going to impress them

421
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 1: with anything anything on the stage. The only thing that

422
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 1: we can impress them with is if we do it better.

423
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 1: You know, like there's no way I'm gonna do anything

424
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 1: on this stage with one day of rehearsal better then

425
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 1: they have with their show that they've spent five years

426
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,120
Speaker 1: on to put up. So it just doesn't make any

427
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: sense that I would ever sing or perform in front

428
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: of this audience. So I asked to do this movie.

429
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 1: I has to open with a movie, because I thought

430
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be that good to impress them

431
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 1: because it's a movie. And so I'm we're gonna do

432
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,399
Speaker 1: that again. We're trying to spigure out what it's what

433
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 1: it's going to be. The first year, it was me

434
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: on a city bike biking through the theater district and

435
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,879
Speaker 1: and and I'm biking by like all the theaters and

436
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 1: there not in different nominees and it was crazy. Has

437
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 1: all these people Jesse tyther Ferguson and Neal Brooks and

438
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: christ fitz Gerald, um um, Georgia Engelee, I'll be at

439
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 1: the Signature Theater. And I circled her on a city bike.

440
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 1: It was so much fun. And then I got all

441
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: I go all the way downtown and I go by

442
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 1: the Labyrinth and I saw Daphne Ruben Vega and then

443
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 1: I run into Mary Testa Alison Fraser in front of

444
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 1: the Public because they were nominated for a show at

445
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 1: the Public and they're they're all dressed up and they're like,

446
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: aren't you hosting the drama Desk Awards and I'm like yeah,

447
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: and she's like, they're right now, we're late, and oh yeah,

448
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: that's back past all the places. And then you came

449
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: in from the back, and then I came in from

450
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 1: the We couldn't figure that out, like you see me.

451
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,959
Speaker 1: Then you see me backstage at town Hall. Yeah, And

452
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,880
Speaker 1: I go all the way through my Midtown right back

453
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: into the near back back and forth backstage of town Hall,

454
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,120
Speaker 1: and then I came out onto the stage. The last year,

455
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: I was like running around the theater district, not running

456
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: into people, but but just talking about the shows, and

457
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: I get hit by um it was going to be

458
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: a bus, but then somebody ran over somebody in Times

459
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 1: Square and it became this giant sign and there's a

460
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: shot of like Times Square and you see them putting

461
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: up a sign of me doing the Drama Desk Awards.

462
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 1: And then later I'm like running around Times Square and

463
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,679
Speaker 1: the sign has detached and swings through and hits me.

464
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 1: And then I wake up and I don't and I've

465
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: been in a coma. I wake up and I don't

466
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: know who I am. Judith Light plays my doctor and

467
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 1: Danny DeVito plays my agent, and and then and then

468
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 1: George Decay is there and I'm like, who are you

469
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: supposed to be? And he's like, I'm George Stid and

470
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: then and then they're like, you gotta the Drama Disk

471
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: Awards there tonight. And then George Kay was like, I'll

472
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: get you there and he pushes me through like on

473
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:59,199
Speaker 1: um in a wheelchair, and then he pushed me on.

474
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: He was sweet, George Decay, Well there's time. I think,

475
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: let's matt you and I let's pitch something. Okay, Michael,

476
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: you're you're Todate Ticks sort of ambassador. You're waiting outside

477
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 1: the theater with like an envelope. Yeah, You're like, I'm

478
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: waiting for And then you look it down on your

479
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: iPad and it's who but Matthews And he says, hey,

480
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 1: I think that's for me. And you say, I don't

481
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: know who you are, and he says, let me tell

482
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 1: you who I am, and he does a whole number

483
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: about how he's Matthew Morrison and the whole number is

484
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: just a list of his credit and you say, get

485
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,360
Speaker 1: the hell out of here. You're not hosting. I am

486
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: Mike gl you and then Matthew Morrison's and then He's like,

487
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: oh my god. And then and then how do I

488
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: get there? You walk in, you walk because because little

489
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: do we know, we're in front of the theater and

490
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 1: like everyone's like, you're like, excuse me, Michael. And then

491
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,719
Speaker 1: I'm wearing it to take today, take scar right right right,

492
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: and then it's a whole tonight. Look, look, take it

493
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 1: or leave it. Take it or leave it, leave it.

494
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 1: I'll take it. No, I'll take it. I'll take it,

495
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: take it, take it. I'm committed. That's what we're going

496
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: to do. You know, it's a first pass. It's a

497
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 1: first pass. I understand that by proxy of you being here,

498
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: we are hired drive for the show. So let us

499
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: let us continue to think of more ideas. You get

500
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 1: one day of rehearsals in the theater for one day,

501
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: you know, and and and you know, if you really

502
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: want to do something that is funny and works, you

503
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: don't want to just like throw it up to try

504
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 1: to do it. And that doesn't want to anything that

505
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: has a margin of era that where it might not work.

506
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 1: I don't think it's worth doing. Thank you for this.

507
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 1: I mean, you know that's not the case. You know,

508
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 1: we're doing h is a week, sure, but like when

509
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: it's one night, Yeah, you gotta get it right. What's

510
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 1: the crowd like? They're awesome, awesome, They're not like the people. No, no,

511
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: they're really really awesome. But but they you know, the

512
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: they're they're they're ahead of you, you know from the beginning,

513
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: because they're very clever people. So that's why you can't.

514
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: Really it's not like putting on a play. It has

515
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: to be putting on an award show. Different art forms, yeah,

516
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: totally different art forms a culture number seventy two Awards

517
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: shows for leventeen. Was Mary Tested? Right? Good memory? We

518
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 1: don't remember anything we say after we say it. I

519
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: murture the inflection. I called her Marie Test, but you

520
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: know I actually thought it was Murray. You said Murray

521
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: Tested Murray to stage. But Mary Tester was in the

522
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: Government Inspector, the play I did, yes, last summer. What

523
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: was she like? She's I gonna tell you. She was

524
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: in the first off broad Ray show I ever saw

525
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: a New Brain at Lincoln Center in nine remember, and

526
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: she was did you Yeah? I'm the year the Year

527
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: of Our Lord. It was the year and it was

528
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: Malcolm Gets and Chip Zion and Christian Chenowith and Norman

529
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: Lewis and Marry Testa and Penny Um Penny Fuller and

530
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: it was a crazy cast. It was my first off

531
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: we show and we saw at the at the Mitzi

532
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: Newhouse downstairs at Lincoln Center and it was totally brilliant,

533
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: so so. And then Mary Testera was in Sanna Do.

534
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: And then I saw her. I've seen her and a

535
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: ton of other things and and I guess I got

536
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: to know her well. And then when I got to

537
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: know her through the through this video we made two

538
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: years ago, I was nervous because she's yeah, and she's

539
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: like she could be you never know, because she plays

540
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: tough characters and she's just she loves the work and

541
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: she loves to laugh, and she loves actors and she

542
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: uh is so uh imaginative and she and and in

543
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: the Government Inspector, she was so clever and she had

544
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: such good ideas and and was totally brilliant and has

545
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: won an award already for it. I can't remember the

546
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: name of the words Actor's Equity Award. And she she

547
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: would say things like she was like, I have this

548
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: idea and I don't know what it is. And she

549
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: would like sort of explain it to you. And she's like,

550
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,719
Speaker 1: I don't know, but usually when I have ideas like that,

551
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: they work. It was like the way she had the

552
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: idea perfect. Sometimes I sometimes I have ideas that are brilliant,

553
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,479
Speaker 1: and she had one. This is remember when um so

554
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: she played the mayor's wife and I played this guy

555
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: who comes in and like screws up the town and

556
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: then leaves and uh, Michael McGrath played the mayor and

557
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: she played the mayor's wife. And remember when Milannia kept

558
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: slapping away Trump's hands. So she had this idea that

559
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: we would put that into the show. And there's this

560
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: part where I'm like saying goodbye and it's it's very

561
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: silly play and very money, and there's I'm saying goodbye

562
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: and we're all looking out standing very still, and she's like,

563
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: I think, if if we hold for a second and

564
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: I and he reaches from my hand and I smack it,

565
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: it will seem like Milannia and Trump. And it killed.

566
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: I mean to stop the show for about a week

567
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: and then it got old because that chaos dumpster fire

568
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: of a presidency. You know, people, it just moves on things.

569
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: You can't really. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's interesting, Like,

570
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: but while it was relevant, that was probably the best

571
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: joke in the show. Yeah, but that's so fucked up

572
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: that the turnover rate is just literally a week before

573
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: there's a collective a couple of days and people are

574
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: just like, what oh that happened? Think about the news

575
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: cycle just today right, like finding out what's going down

576
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: that they were looking for access Hollywood specific stuff when

577
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: they were raiding him the ship with Paul Ryan now

578
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: saying he's gonna like retire, like this will all be

579
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: no one will care in three days. Yeah, it's it's

580
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: it's a three it's a three day everyday news cycle. Yeah, crazy,

581
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: crazy crazy. Um. I want to hold on because while

582
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: you're talking about Mary Testa and strong theatrical women, I

583
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,239
Speaker 1: thought of something else, which is and this would be

584
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: the true gag, which is that Patti LuPone played your

585
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: mother on Ugly Betty. Yes, okay, explain this. How what's

586
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,479
Speaker 1: the day like where you know that Patty is going

587
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: to come? Well, first of all, can I just tell

588
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: you that other people that they talked about the list,

589
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: she was always on the list. I never I don't

590
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,719
Speaker 1: know who they went to and when. But but like

591
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: when the idea that I was gonna have a mother

592
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 1: came up, I was like, who is going to play?

593
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, the list is and it was

594
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: like Kathy Bates and then it was Patty the Pone

595
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: and at one point there was Jane Curtain Time Daily.

596
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: I mean that what it made sense, but but I

597
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: mean I would just remember being like, I am the

598
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,239
Speaker 1: luckiest guy because it was like when this show was

599
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: really popular and so we really could get I mean

600
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: it was like that. I mean when I was a

601
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: kid watching sitcoms, which is what I did. You know,

602
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: I watched a lot of sitcoms when I was a kid.

603
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: People the mother's was always interesting. It was always interesting,

604
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: Like oh my god, Carol Burnette plays Helen Hunt's mother

605
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: on on Matt About You and and and and like

606
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: those those those relationships are always so fun to see

607
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: who comes you know, uh, Debbie Reynolds playing Debra Messings

608
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: mother and so you know, and all the parents on

609
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: Sign Feather was just so funny. Who who would end up?

610
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: You know? It was always so interesting and or could

611
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: could be a misfire. It's like why why is Marlo

612
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: Thomas playing the mother. You know, it's like suddenly that

613
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: they doesn't make sense anymore. And so I was so

614
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: excited and and and and and the three names that

615
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: came my way work just so crazy. But anyway, Patting

616
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: the pown, of course, was a really good get. And

617
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 1: and she was so she was so she was so

618
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 1: cool and so imaginative and and and fun and and

619
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: a pro and and you know, we were really good

620
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: on that set because we we all got along really

621
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: really well, the whole cast of that show. And we

622
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: also loved actors, and so when guest stars would come on,

623
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: we knew, we knew how to treat them, to make them,

624
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: you know, have have a good time on and off camera.

625
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: We knew, like we knew, we knew how to like

626
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: showcase them and also uh, you know, celebrate them. And

627
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: and she and you know, we would watch videos of her.

628
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: We were like, Patty, remember when we did and it

629
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: was so and we all loved her. And then and

630
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: then when she did Gypsy. I think when she did

631
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Speaker 1: Gypsy before she did it on Broadway, she did it

632
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: at Encourse and I think we, like some of us,

633
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: flew in for it because we were at that time

634
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 1: we were shooting in l A. And we all flew

635
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 1: in for it because we loved her so much, and

636
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: and and and and I don't know if you saw

637
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,439
Speaker 1: the episode, but at the end it has an unhappy ending.

638
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: She finds out I'm gay. I was in the closet

639
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: and she finds out I'm gay and she leaves. Wow,

640
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: and she never came back, which was a character never

641
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: got resolution, never got resolution, which is like, which is

642
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: pretty bold for a show. Well then, yeah, for sure,

643
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: that was over ten years ago now, and that we

644
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: were telling that story then. I mean on a show

645
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: like that, I guess more like on the show because

646
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 1: I guess, you know, sad gay people's stories was nothing

647
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 1: new at that point. But but on a show like

648
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 1: that work show where everything got resolved, Yeah, that was

649
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: kind of like a happy, positive show. I mean, it

650
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 1: was soapy, but that was just by nature of like

651
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: where it came from. But that I remember always being

652
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: pretty upbeat. Yeah, it was. It was silly, it was whimsical, Yeah,

653
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: I was. I was a fan of it. I mean,

654
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: and then I because I have actually from a young

655
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: young age, like always felt like I think this is

656
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: inherent in every gay man like just to pull towards

657
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: Vanessa Williams that I can't describe, but like, and it's

658
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: so funny because whenever the children have forgotten about Vanessa Williams,

659
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: she keeps, she comes back in. She does she stays

660
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: in the consciousness, Like when she came back and was

661
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: on Desperate Housewives and was like, there's a new housewife

662
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 1: and town and I was like, yeah, yeah, she was

663
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: just guest judging on RuPaul's drag race, which you also

664
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: have in common with with her. We have to know

665
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: about that. That is a really cool thing. Yes, goals

666
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: and I it was Snatch Game and it was Mad

667
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 1: season seven Max sort of undoing her courses, just sort

668
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: of a little very memory. Yes, it's right, And it

669
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: was what's your name? As is a little Richard Kennedy,

670
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: Pardy Davenport is little Richards and and and Adele and

671
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: uh Katya was was okay, so take us through, Take

672
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: us through when when when you're so because you were

673
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: actually doing the Snatch game like you were one of

674
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: the I was one of the contestants. You were a

675
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: contestant Snatch Game and then you went and guests judged,

676
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: So so what happens when the two days I was

677
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: there for two days. Yeah, okay, sorry, what was your

678
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: take us through it? I was there for two days,

679
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 1: and the first day was snatch game, and Rue is

680
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: dressed as Paul you know, is dressed as a man

681
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: that day, and and and he had well I don't

682
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: want to spoil too much, but still the ruse dressed

683
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: as a boy as you know, um, not in drag, right,

684
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 1: but I just like that he was supermodel of the world. Yeah,

685
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 1: um and um. And they're all there, and they were

686
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: really there's there's like the energy you know, obviously what

687
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: you see is as this cut version, and the energy

688
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: in the room was everyone's doing this character at the

689
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: same time. They're doing their characters at the same time.

690
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: So there's so much craziness happening. Like if you just watch,

691
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: you know, they're all in character all the time, except

692
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: for that at that moment when Max stopped. That was

693
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: the only time when anybody like broke character. From the

694
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 1: moment I walked in, I think I I think, I

695
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: think they were there, and then they brought me in

696
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: and so I walked around the corner and suddenly there's

697
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: all these these queens in like their own little world

698
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: and they were so funny and so brilliant and then

699
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: sometimes not you know, that was also like like because

700
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: they were riffing, you know, it was it's not like

701
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: it's not like a real match game where you got writers.

702
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 1: They I don't have writers. It wasn't they were improvising.

703
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: Well that moment where Max sort of because I'm talking

704
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 1: about like on the runway, which yes, that that was

705
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: on the runway. That's right, that's right, that's right. But

706
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: even then, like, was that a moment that was just like, oh,

707
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: like the producer sort of snuck this moment in that

708
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 1: waspsed to be off or was that just like truly

709
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 1: a bizarre moment whereveryone's like what's going on? It was

710
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: a bizarre moment wherever go on. It was like I

711
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 1: mean where I'm like looking at people and we love Max.

712
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: By the way, Max is great. I mean that was

713
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: it was. It was shocking because it was on the runway. Yeah,

714
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: it was on the runway later, but it was shocking

715
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: because Max had been so kind of like stomick and

716
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 1: strong the whole time and then to see that was

717
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: like truly bizarre and you could tell they didn't know

718
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: how to edit it either. They were like, this weird

719
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 1: thing happened. Yeah, I guess I'll react to it. And

720
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 1: and what was weird was that Max wouldn't really say anything.

721
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: Wasn't like it wasn't so it wasn't like Max was

722
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: trying to steal the moment, which would have been interesting.

723
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 1: It was like Max was just I think Max really

724
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: was sick or something I didn't eat or you know,

725
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 1: I mean he's so skinny, he probably just hadn't eaten.

726
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: So you're there the first day to watch the snatch

727
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: game and the other guest judges Tamar, Yeah, come on, yeah,

728
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: all right, so that's very cool. That's the whole thing

729
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: in and of itself. But okay, so then you go

730
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 1: back the second day and that's when you RuPaul as

731
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 1: in her glory? Yes, yes, what is that? Like? Well,

732
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: it's you know, I mean, there's not really a reveal,

733
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: like I like, there she is. You know, it's again

734
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: you walk in. There's like there's a reveal on TV,

735
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: but in the show when you're taping it, there's no

736
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: real You just walk in and it's like, oh, there

737
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: she isn't she's And the first thing I think we

738
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: did was take a photo together on the runway and

739
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 1: she was just like stilted there. Yeah, and she she

740
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: she was a big fan of UM bright colors and

741
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: bold patterns, so cool about that. And she also came

742
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: to see She's come to see everything. She came to

743
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 1: see Torge songs, came to government inspectors, came to see

744
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: Byron Seller and and she and she was on Ugly Betty.

745
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: So I've met her many times and and I'm always

746
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: like it. But she's super cool and and always had

747
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: something interesting to say and and and all the jokes

748
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: about me that day we're about Barber streisand and know um,

749
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: but it's you know that that we have to take up.

750
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 1: You take your photo and then you do your one way.

751
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: We all had our own and then and then they

752
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: start bringing them out for the for the for the

753
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: and and and and rue. This is like I did

754
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: the idea also did UM Project run Away. And you know,

755
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: like the hosts have somebody in their ear, and I

756
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: hosted something once where I had something in somebody in

757
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: my ear. So so sometimes you'll see then like U

758
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: huh yeah, okay, okay, right right, and they're getting you know,

759
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 1: and they're they're learning what what's happening right there, and

760
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: they're sequestered. I mean on those shows they're still sequestered

761
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: and they don't don't allow to have phones in it

762
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: to live in. Yeah, it's it's crazy, especially at that

763
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: point it was already in full swing, like it was

764
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: already like the beast of a show that it was.

765
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 1: In fact, that was that season seven was the first

766
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: year that they were like really taking a lot of

767
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: social media influential queens on. That was like a big

768
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: that was like almost a turning point. That was the

769
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 1: first year of like the Instagram queen as a concept. Yeah, well,

770
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: Miss Fame was the it's on it's a shoot on

771
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: sound stage, sound stage and they have two or three

772
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 1: stages and one of them has the runway and then

773
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: the other one has the workroom. And it's a set

774
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: on a stage so crazy, it's probably insane to see that.

775
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: And you you know, I didn't go in the room,

776
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: but they have these two way mirrors. All the mirrors

777
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: are two way mirrors, and you can go back there.

778
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, because that's how they shoot. That's how

779
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: they shoot. Yeah, that's how they shoot in and so

780
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: you go back there and the queens are looking right

781
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: at you doing lip glass or whatever, and you know

782
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 1: you can't stand right up against them, but they're like,

783
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: just stand back and they have no idea you're there.

784
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 1: And there's no ceiling so you can hear them. It's

785
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: just an open room with like walls. It's crazy. It was.

786
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: That was the most exciting thing for me, was like

787
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: just being a fly on the wall watching them, seeing

788
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: how like the sausage gets made. Yeah, totally so blick

789
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: in Hamilton's reference. There you go. Um, So you are

790
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: you a big fan of the show to this day? Yeah,

791
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,919
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not great. I I you can don't

792
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: quiz me, but don't. That was going to be a

793
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: big part of the show as there was gonna be

794
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: a test because I I have been lax, but but

795
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: I do love this show and I did love I

796
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: mean I love Chanela and we did you know, and

797
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: I did cocktails and classics together, so we like, I

798
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: love sch Angela all the time, yes, not just on

799
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: the show. I actually thought everyone was so surprised she

800
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 1: came back and was what she was. I'm like, you

801
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: guys have not been watching, because like she has been

802
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: out there doing it getting she works hard. It's very talented.

803
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean if she's not the peak version

804
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 1: of herself, then she's damned there close. And she's worked

805
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: so hard to totally. Yeah, she's amazing. She books all

806
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 1: those called projects. Looks, let me tell you this time

807
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: this new tad called movie so Good. There's like a

808
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 1: YouTube he makes, like a YouTube music video movies, similar

809
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: to there's a song called dem Beats, which is him

810
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: and RuPaul. Just go YouTube beats. Okay, there's a fun

811
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: like glamorous Asian boy with a fan who like dances

812
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: on the bar. He gets on that bar top and

813
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: I and that's and I aspired to that. Yeah, absolutely, yeah.

814
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: Wait can we talk about you brought up Patty as

815
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: being this mother or just the concept of like a

816
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: like a character's parents, which of course maybe think about Mercedes. Okay, um,

817
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: talk about Torch Song, like I mean, any there's just

818
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: probably no huge changes, but like is mois is still involved,

819
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: Moses Kaufman the director, It's gonna be basically the same,

820
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,879
Speaker 1: per same thing, only I think maybe a little deeper,

821
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,439
Speaker 1: little enhanced by imagine to be pretty much the same.

822
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 1: To fill the Helen Hayes to fill. Actually the theater

823
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: the Helen Hayes is the stage is smaller than the

824
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: second stage, and I think the room is actually smaller

825
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: because the second stage it's a but there's all this

826
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: space like on the sides and in the front and

827
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: the back. So the room itself is like a big

828
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 1: warehouse that they put a theater in. Helen Hayes is

829
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 1: like arrow actually now that I think of it, very small,

830
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: but still it was called the Little Thing you. I

831
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 1: think you said in your interview that it's hard to

832
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: play Arnold withoutgoing into like the Harvey like register. I

833
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: feel like, I don't know, is that is that like

834
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: a truly like a temptation or is that not really

835
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: what I mean? I mean, you know, it's it's easy

836
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: to hear it. What's it's Actually that's actually a good

837
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: thing because you know, like it's sort of like it's

838
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I never saw Harvey do it, and I

839
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 1: and and I might have may have seen the movie,

840
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 1: but I didn't watch it because I just thought and

841
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: also he's he's so there. I mean, I know Harvey

842
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: and I know his work well enough, and I now

843
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: know him well enough to know the spirit of what

844
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 1: Arnold was for him, and and that is extremely informative

845
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: for me, um to know that. So so because I

846
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: because there's always something to like lean lean on in

847
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: a good way, not not not not like as a

848
00:46:56,160 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 1: crutch to UM, I don't think, but Harvey, Harvey's your croutch.

849
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: But it would be foolish not to. I think it

850
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: would be foolish to try to not do not not

851
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: honor him and his and his performance. And he wrote

852
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: it it's you know, but but there's no way I

853
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: could be like him. So and also what's interesting one

854
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 1: of the things that that I think, isn't that that

855
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: that our producer pointed out is that the Harvey that

856
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 1: that the Arnold that that audience is needed in two

857
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: is different than the Arnold audiences need now. And and

858
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 1: especially when it comes to the mother son relationship, because

859
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: she what she says to you know, she doesn't approve

860
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: the lifestyle, and what she says to him is um

861
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 1: so upsetting to hear now to our audiences the things

862
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,800
Speaker 1: she said, you know, the things she says like like

863
00:47:56,239 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: yes that and and like uh, if I'd known, I

864
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: wouldn't have bothered to have you. I mean, she said

865
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: some pretty and she loves him, you know, it's like

866
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 1: and she loves him like it's so it's like and

867
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 1: the audience gasps every night. Yeah, and back in the

868
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 1: day they didn't write right, but it's I think they're

869
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 1: gasping because they think this is something that can't possibly

870
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: happen anymore, but it's so present in so many people's lives.

871
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: Be sure. I mean, yeah, sure, that's that's the other thing.

872
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: It's like, this is still important. And they may gasp

873
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: in New York City, right, but my mom don't know.

874
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: My mom would watch them and be like elsewhere who knows?

875
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: Yeah that I liked what she said. Anyway, I cannot

876
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: wait to see it because we actually there was a

877
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: period where we had I think three or four guests

878
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 1: come in. Drew was one of them. Yes, But even

879
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: after that they all came in. They were like, just

880
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: a torch song. Incredible, just torch song. You must just

881
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: torch song. I wanted to light myself on fire with joy.

882
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 1: After it was just like repeated praise. We cannot wait

883
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 1: to see it, Um, I can't wait. I I read

884
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 1: it back in high school and I was like, this

885
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: is this feels I feel like, I'm not advanced enough

886
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: for this. That's so interesting. Had that feeling to right,

887
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,479
Speaker 1: especially that I don't know if you remember the scene

888
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: where he goes into the back room, Yes, and International study.

889
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: In the International Study, he goes in the back room

890
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: and experiences what happens in the back room of what

891
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: does happen for the young Show me what happens, um,

892
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: and then you can audio describe it. Yes, yes, um,

893
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: but it's uh. When I read that scene, it's done

894
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: without another actor, so it's very it's it's very well

895
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,240
Speaker 1: described in the play in the script, and I remember

896
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: reading that and knowing exactly what was going on and

897
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: being like, this is this is this is adult It

898
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: was the wild play. I felt the same way that

899
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: I felt when I discovered like Thom of Finland. You

900
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's this is this is a

901
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 1: lot in a great way, Tom of Finland. You know

902
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: Tom of Finland. They're making a whole doctor. I think

903
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 1: they're making some documentary. He's he's that I'm finished artist

904
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 1: who like Drew like cartoonishly masculine, muscular game many you've

905
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 1: seen them, You've seen them. I'm sure I've seen them. Yeah,

906
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: they're they're like lovely, bulky and dud right right up

907
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: your alley. It's like think like Long Island, but like

908
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,320
Speaker 1: biker you love it. Yeah, one time. But here's a

909
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: real story from English class. I was an AP composition

910
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 1: and um we were reading um street car named Desire

911
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 1: and on the front of stet card name Desire is

912
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 1: like Marlon looking all sexy. And my AP teacher was like,

913
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: what do you think of this picture? And I was

914
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 1: like what. She was like, what do you think the

915
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 1: picture is supposed to make you feel? And I was

916
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 1: like I didn't know if I was being confronted, like

917
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: about my sexuality. And I was like uh uh, and

918
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: she was like really just like asking like like something

919
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: questioned about the male form or like how it was

920
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 1: like supposed to be like like aspirational or something. But

921
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 1: it was so blurredline that now, looking back, I'm like,

922
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: what the funk was that, you know what I mean.

923
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: She also told our whole class, oh, everyone comes out

924
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: in college. Everyone will come out. You guys will all

925
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: come out in college, and were of course it was

926
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: I mean like it was just so it was every

927
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: day was like in a front. Well. She was saying

928
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 1: that she was playing. That was played for laughs. The

929
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: way she said that, she was like, everyone comes out

930
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: in college. Just you wait, everyone look around. Matt Rogers

931
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: had to Yu and the fall. I remember I got

932
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 1: into n y U and I was so excited because

933
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yes, I can be gay. And

934
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: then this girl that I went to high school with

935
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 1: also got in and I was like, well, never mind,

936
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: can't She'll come back and tell everyone that's how I mean,

937
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 1: you grew up in Texas, you know. Yeah, but I

938
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: had an older sister who was gay, so it was okay.

939
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: But um, so it was a lot easier for me. Um,

940
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: But when did you graduate from high school? I graduated

941
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: from high school. Stopped it. I just threw up from

942
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: my mouth. Little stop. That's because if a teacher had

943
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 1: said that in my high school, right in my day,

944
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: have a teacher had said that, that would have been

945
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: very scandalous. Yeah. I think we were all thinking we

946
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: were all being very liberal. Um in the moment. In

947
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: the moment um, but yeah, I was like, I don't know,

948
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: the island is a little bit. It's very conservative, right,

949
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: don't really get that. I mean they think it's New York.

950
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: It's a blue state. But it's conservative. Well, Staten Island

951
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: went red. It's not the same thing. No, it's not.

952
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: It's not the same thing, but like the attitude is.

953
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I would imagine that Okay, baby s a

954
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: T word. My a p com teacher would have loved you,

955
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 1: um analogus and he had said analogous. Um. I did

956
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: get a five on the ape contest, good for you,

957
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: and a hundred on the regions good imagine. I was like,

958
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm really dumb appressively so I'm analogous um. But yes, no, um, listen,

959
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 1: we've all come a long way since high school. We're

960
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 1: all here just gaying it up on this pod. Well

961
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: I went to it was such a big high school that, uh, like,

962
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 1: there weren't really bullies in my high school because there

963
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 1: was so many people. You couldn't really you know, like

964
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: he would stay in your little groups and it wasn't

965
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: everyone knows everyone's situation. Unfortunately, were bullies in middle school,

966
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: but then by that but at the high school there

967
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,399
Speaker 1: were no real bullies. So I really just hung out

968
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,280
Speaker 1: with people from um theater and band, the Freaks, the Weirdos.

969
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 1: I played in the band, and I think the band

970
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,959
Speaker 1: and um middle school and the ninth and tenth grade

971
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: and then where I'm from, there's a ninth and tenth

972
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: grade school, and then there's an eleventh and twelfth grade school,

973
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 1: which is senior high school, and and everything gets much

974
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: more serious. And I had to make a choice, and

975
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: I chose theater. Good for you. What with instrument were

976
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: you blow in? Before the decision? French? My sister played

977
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,959
Speaker 1: french horn. She was so cute people who played french horn.

978
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: It's a really hard instrument. It is. Yeah, it's all um,

979
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, if you unrolled it would be like

980
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: it would be like three miles long, and and and

981
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 1: and and I was Originally I was a trumpet player,

982
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,800
Speaker 1: and I was not very good at the trumpet, and

983
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: they needed people to play french horn, so they asked

984
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: me to and you filled in that. But I was

985
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 1: so bad at it. I was really bad. But I

986
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: really liked it. I loved playing. I love being in

987
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 1: marching band, especially for you. I played the clarinet. I

988
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: was a trumpet boy. I was a trumpet boy for

989
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: like a second middle school and then our band teacher

990
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 1: in middle school, follow us high school, and then he

991
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: was on grinder when I went home when I was like, hi,

992
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 1: Mr Kay, So you didn't say hi to him on

993
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: side high and just in a very casual like, oh

994
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 1: my god, I'm put way and he's doing great. It

995
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: was just it was a very fun like the conversation program.

996
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, Mr Kay is doing great. Now.

997
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: I won't use this say his full name, but it

998
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 1: was I think you did earlier, Mr Kay. I'm just mr.

999
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: We'll go back in the edit his initial name. Okay, okay, yeah,

1000
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: that's really interesting because I had a band teacher. Huh wait,

1001
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 1: can we say this now, Michael. You don't have to

1002
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 1: you don't have to say no, say it. He was

1003
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 1: gonna say, what can we say it? Say it? Well,

1004
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 1: I won't say his name. The band teacher reach out

1005
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: to me recently. He was my band teacher for one

1006
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 1: year only, and I thought it was very nice. But

1007
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about him in twenty years. Really, Oh

1008
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: my god, it was very nice and very nice teacher. Um.

1009
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,399
Speaker 1: And he found me on Twitter and he said I'm

1010
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: coming to see torch song and bright colors and bold patterns.

1011
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: And I was like, he lovely dead unless he's not gay.

1012
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 1: And then he just thinks he's coming gay talked to me.

1013
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: We talked and he gay. Well I I looked. I

1014
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 1: was like, well, what else does he do on Twitter?

1015
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: And it's all drag race and he likes that and uh,

1016
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: you know, so he's on Twitter as himself so like me,

1017
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: so he's out and which is also like you know

1018
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: that you know that he could because we were teachers

1019
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 1: that I knew that I that were gay and you

1020
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:31,280
Speaker 1: couldn't be gay? Um, because then it's a whole controversy

1021
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 1: about why is that guy person teaching my can? That's fun,

1022
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: that's a fun character. I'm gonna rock this character up.

1023
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: What that gay person teaching my can flute? That my

1024
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,359
Speaker 1: kid's gonna learn flute from a straight man? I can?

1025
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 1: I can just I can picture what do I look

1026
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:53,359
Speaker 1: like the gout that you have? Um, that's lovely. Wait okay,

1027
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,240
Speaker 1: really I pictured myself as really hot as that character,

1028
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: like stunning, but a guy like looking like looking German mulroney, honey,

1029
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: let's looking like ms Dermott, Oh my god, ms Dermot

1030
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: like in Denham Yeah, acid washed white beater and demon

1031
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: and Jack yes, but looking Dermott in the face and

1032
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 1: a Mullan and fun. I don't know why was the

1033
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: hottest person I could think of Dermot mulroney. I guess

1034
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: it checks out. Yeah, he's up there and really you think,

1035
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 1: oh my god, kind of kind of yeah, I see it.

1036
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 1: I'll take a strong nose, the strong brow, one of

1037
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: those face match apps. You're getting him. I would love

1038
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: to get that when I was in high school. When

1039
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,439
Speaker 1: I was in high school and I got Robert pass

1040
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: I see that back when he was like all over

1041
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 1: the place and we were doing our hair the same way.

1042
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 1: I used to get him all the time. He was

1043
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: doing it like you all right, right right, all right.

1044
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 1: He saw me at my bus boy the job at

1045
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: the at the crab Shack one time. I was like,

1046
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 1: I think that's the way I'm gonna do my hair. Well,

1047
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: what's going to catch on with the team guys? But sparkly, Yeah,

1048
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 1: do you get I don't get anybody? You get? Who?

1049
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: Do I get? No? One? People? I was leading you

1050
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: into an answer. I truly don't have one, like that's

1051
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: normally would just fill in the blank. I just I

1052
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 1: don't have one. Somebody said Zachary Quinto to me one time,

1053
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 1: and I like that, that's fun. I really appreciated that eyebrows.

1054
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 1: I see it. Who do you get, I mean your yourself? Whatever?

1055
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: Who do you get? Are you Michael Urie? And you're like,

1056
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: you look like that guy a ugly Betty And I'm like, like, no,

1057
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 1: you're way too old. But yeah, people have said that.

1058
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: I mean, do you get any other celebs? Do you

1059
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 1: think I can't remember? I used to? I mean I

1060
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 1: feel like I used to get Oh. J C. He's

1061
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 1: hot from incenc he was on this side. I have

1062
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: totally asymmetrical phase. So on one side, I'm a leading man,

1063
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:11,439
Speaker 1: but on the other side of the character I love

1064
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: that walks into a room a new casting office. Hi,

1065
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,959
Speaker 1: how are you like on one side of the face

1066
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:20,959
Speaker 1: for the part? Exactly depending on what I need? God

1067
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: a verse face. Yeah, you know who? You remind me

1068
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: of an energy. I don't know if you know this person,

1069
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 1: but you do. He reminds me of Lee over Tree,

1070
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 1: The over Tree. Oh, he wrote the musical Found you

1071
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 1: remind me of He's a good friend of us, and

1072
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: you remind me. It's a very good compliment, good, very

1073
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: good compliment. Yes, Matt loves Lee. I lovely too. We

1074
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 1: both lovely reminds you an energy like like I supposed

1075
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: to you look like this person. You remind me of

1076
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: this person. That's a difference. That's a whole Have ever

1077
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: played the game Essences? Okay? So Essences is a really

1078
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: fun game where basically like you explain it like like

1079
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: you pick a person that you all know and then

1080
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 1: you say, okay, got it. And then you say, okay,

1081
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 1: if this person were, um a type of color, what

1082
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: color other? And you say this person is red, and

1083
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: then they go okay, and then they have two more guesses,

1084
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: and they have two more things they can ask and

1085
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: then they have to guess. It's fun. It's a fun

1086
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 1: little it's a fun game. So someone in essence is

1087
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: different than someone like look, so you think of the

1088
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: person and then other people try to guess. Here, let's

1089
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 1: play right now. All right, Um, I'm I'm gonna make

1090
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 1: it an easy one. Okay, I have my person. Um.

1091
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 1: If this person were a franchise like a movie, I'm

1092
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: gonna say it's Star Wars. Okay. If this person were

1093
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 1: a Deli sandwich, I'm going to say, this person would

1094
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: be like a really like Ruben sandwich on Italian bread,

1095
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 1: like with the works. Got married, testa No, but that's

1096
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 1: actually really close. Think big celebrity. Okay, Patty LuPone bigger

1097
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 1: and yes, I said yes, I said that I went

1098
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: there hating. Okay, Okay, we have another question. You have

1099
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: another question. What you just asked was great. You get

1100
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: a one Reuben on Italian. Yeah, I'm saying you asked

1101
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 1: that was a great deli deli sand which is great.

1102
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 1: That's a really star wars that means, I mean, I

1103
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: feel like it's a big, big star in an Italian Okay,

1104
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: I think. Okay, Um, if I was, if I was,

1105
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:33,440
Speaker 1: if you were, I'm sorry to see, or he were,

1106
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 1: if this person were, if this person were a a U,

1107
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 1: if this person were away to die, what would it

1108
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 1: be a means of death? If this person were a

1109
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 1: way to die, it would be on national television. They

1110
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: would jump off a cruise liner, oh my god, and

1111
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: they would belt a note as they were the lady

1112
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: got no sea. Wonderful, wonderful. That was pretty good, right,

1113
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. That's pretty good. It's cathartic. We used

1114
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 1: to play a game called we called von Houston. My

1115
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 1: friends made it up, and you take it. You use

1116
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 1: a deck of cards and you lick the back and

1117
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 1: stick it to your forehead and then you ask those

1118
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 1: kind of qualitative questions, right, what's one? Yeah? And somebody

1119
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 1: had like a nine and and and they said I'm

1120
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 1: a clothing line and they're like, you're Von Houston And

1121
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 1: that's how the Von Houston. They're not even one of

1122
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 1: our sponsors. No, we have new sponsors. We are all kings,

1123
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 1: I'm sure and queens and queen's Um, should we move on?

1124
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: It's time to move on to We have a new segment.

1125
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but this segment

1126
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 1: is called voice meam, oh you bitch, where a favorite

1127
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: friend of the podcast will send in a voice memo

1128
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, hi, spin a little tail and

1129
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 1: it looks like I'm our person who's sent in the

1130
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 1: memo misunderstood the assignment. So our friend Patty Harrison, uh,

1131
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 1: you know, former guests, great comedian, great comedian, she sent us, Um,

1132
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 1: she sent us a memo. But then she immediately said,

1133
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 1: oh ship, that was That wasn't meant for you guys.

1134
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 1: That was for someone else. And you know we were

1135
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 1: we were told not to play it, but we are

1136
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 1: going to play to play it. So um, This is

1137
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,520
Speaker 1: from Patty Harrison. And again this was not meant for us,

1138
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 1: but we shall. We will play it anyway. I go, hey,

1139
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 1: mom Um, I just wanted to call. Oh. Sorry, leave

1140
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 1: you a voicemail. Umm. I wanted to say that I

1141
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: miss you and I'm sorry I haven't called recently. I've

1142
01:03:55,640 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: been really busy with work and the day to day stuff.

1143
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to bore you. I guess um, you know.

1144
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 1: I I know people think I'm weird, and but I don't.

1145
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't care. I struggling. I wish

1146
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 1: I could hear your voice again and in person instead

1147
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,120
Speaker 1: of having to hear it through your voice mail message.

1148
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 1: It's been six months since you've died, and hearing your

1149
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 1: voice on your voicemail is all I really have left. Oh,

1150
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:43,960
Speaker 1: and I don't know. Okay, I know people think I'm

1151
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 1: crazy for leaving you in this voicemail, but sometimes it helps.

1152
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: Sometimes it helps me feel not so crazy. I never

1153
01:04:55,320 --> 01:05:00,360
Speaker 1: thought i'd lose you, and wow, this is I'm This

1154
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 1: is so hard and I can't keep leaving your leaving

1155
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 1: voicemails in your mailbox because it's gonna get full soon.

1156
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 1: But I just I wanted enough if you had the

1157
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 1: seventeen dollars that you borrowed from me before you passed,

1158
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 1: and if there's any way that I could get that back.

1159
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 1: Doesn't understand how I miss you so much and you're

1160
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 1: passing rocked my world and shook me to my core.

1161
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 1: And also I really need that seventeen you know, um,

1162
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 1: you know when you asked me to parts seventeen to

1163
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 1: get contact solution. I remember at first I said now,

1164
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,480
Speaker 1: because I didn't think you were going to give it back,

1165
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 1: and also that you are terminally ill, and that I

1166
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: kind of predicted that you would die before you can

1167
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:59,040
Speaker 1: pay me back. But I gave it to you animis

1168
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:02,880
Speaker 1: because I had hope. I hope that you would get better,

1169
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: even though I knew it wasn't gonna happen, and sadly

1170
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 1: I was right. Oh so, and I guess I'm never

1171
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 1: that seventeen back. I don't think she's going to get

1172
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 1: it make a VENO request, So if you can open

1173
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:30,919
Speaker 1: that up from wherever you are the payment, that would

1174
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 1: be great because I myself need contact solution because my

1175
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:41,080
Speaker 1: contacts are getting pretty dirty. I know after you left,

1176
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:43,880
Speaker 1: I'm having a real hard time taking around myself. M MF.

1177
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:49,280
Speaker 1: I've been dunking my context in my own hot little

1178
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:54,240
Speaker 1: lass little as really get them all wet that way,

1179
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 1: but making them dirty. Weirdly enough, it's making them dirtier

1180
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: and text back in my eyes. That is when things

1181
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 1: go bad. I get why doesn't get the kind of

1182
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 1: infection and both of my eyes. So I've got two

1183
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 1: infections and that's mainly because you know. Some would say

1184
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:22,880
Speaker 1: that's mainly because I've been putting contacts in my asshole

1185
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 1: and been putting them directly into my eyes, and okay,

1186
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 1: but I think it's because I had a mom who

1187
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:37,800
Speaker 1: fell through one a favor. I don't want to be Patty.

1188
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 1: Don't know. People already think I'm crazy. I'm standing here

1189
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 1: in line at Tivana having this conversation with you, and

1190
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 1: everyone's staring at me and pointing at me and my

1191
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 1: amazing tits and my big fat ass and my little

1192
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:55,920
Speaker 1: little waist so small. Mom would be so proud it's

1193
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 1: got smaller since you've died. I don't know this is

1194
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,240
Speaker 1: going a little long. I don't want to fill you.

1195
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 1: I love you, and I miss you every day, and

1196
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: I hope to join you soon. I love your mom. Wow,

1197
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 1: that was a voice she is. But you know what,

1198
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:16,840
Speaker 1: I feel like all her problems are very fixable. I

1199
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 1: mean it's it's I'm genuine, I feel I feel for her.

1200
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:22,760
Speaker 1: I just don't know what she what the aim was there?

1201
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:26,640
Speaker 1: Her mother is not going to give her the seventeen dollars. Yeah, no,

1202
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:29,280
Speaker 1: she's not getting. No, she's not getting. And Patty, if

1203
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:31,040
Speaker 1: you need us to spot you, we can give you

1204
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:35,280
Speaker 1: the money. Patty. Okay, best, Well that's that's our voice memo,

1205
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:38,120
Speaker 1: you bitch for this episode. Yes, thank you, Patty Harrison.

1206
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 1: Now let's close this. Let's close this out. Let's let's

1207
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:42,720
Speaker 1: do some I don't think so, honey, Let's do some

1208
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,799
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. So this is the segment

1209
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: you all fucking love, which is where we take one

1210
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 1: minute to rail against something, anything at all, in culture

1211
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,759
Speaker 1: that is bothering us. It can be a pop cultural topic,

1212
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 1: it can be you know, oh my god. You know

1213
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 1: what we didn't do. We wouldn't ask Michael the question

1214
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:04,439
Speaker 1: and what culture? What? What was the culture? You write? Okay, quickly,

1215
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:09,920
Speaker 1: what was prepared? So sorry, okay, well ask the question, okay, Michael,

1216
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 1: what was the culture that made you say culture is

1217
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 1: for me, which means what was the piece, what was

1218
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:17,519
Speaker 1: the cultural relic for you? It could be it could

1219
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 1: be a movie, a book, a play, anything at all

1220
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 1: that made you think I'm going to move in a

1221
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 1: cultural direction in my life. Um, that's a really interesting question.

1222
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,960
Speaker 1: Thank you. I like it a lot. Thank you so much.

1223
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:32,479
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you remember to ask you. Um, it

1224
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:39,040
Speaker 1: was the movie Batman. Michael, here you were born. I

1225
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,160
Speaker 1: was born after, right right after, right after the Keaton.

1226
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 1: Actually I was conceived during watching the Michael Keaton Batman.

1227
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,000
Speaker 1: It was kind of a cultural turning point for you

1228
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:53,600
Speaker 1: to absolutely one place. Once my mom saw that jawline

1229
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,400
Speaker 1: in that suit, she said, get me home. I'm being

1230
01:09:56,520 --> 01:10:01,000
Speaker 1: Kim Bay singer tonight. Okay, gorgeous, Okay. Weren't Batman the

1231
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: movie Batman? I was nine years old and or eight,

1232
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:07,599
Speaker 1: I can't remember, but I saw it in the theater

1233
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 1: and and and I love Batman because of the TV

1234
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 1: show with Adam and Adams sees a Romero as the

1235
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,400
Speaker 1: as the Joker and Burgess Meredith is the Penguin and

1236
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,719
Speaker 1: all that stuff, and the toys. I had the toys,

1237
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 1: and so I love Batman already, and so when the

1238
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,640
Speaker 1: movie came out, I was very excited. And also my

1239
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: dad looked like Jack Nicholson. So it's all this stuff

1240
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,280
Speaker 1: swirling around. Yeah, there's a lot of tons, like a

1241
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 1: lot of stuff. And I love Beetle Juice, which had

1242
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 1: just come out right before he did, is a big one. Nice.

1243
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,880
Speaker 1: And so did you continue to like the Batman Tim

1244
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:46,479
Speaker 1: Burton Batman's and then the Joel Schumacher Batman's I yes,

1245
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 1: the second the Tim Burton Batman returns his excellence and

1246
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:53,840
Speaker 1: Batman Forever is okay, it's fine. Batman Robin is a

1247
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:57,920
Speaker 1: true disaster, but beautiful in its own right. It is

1248
01:10:59,439 --> 01:11:02,600
Speaker 1: come on, okay, I'll tell you. I'll tell you the

1249
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:09,200
Speaker 1: gag of Batman and Robin Alicia Silverson's sleepy performance Uncle Alfred,

1250
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 1: her running out Uncle Alfred. It's fun. She brought a

1251
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,640
Speaker 1: little bit of share horrowitz, Oh did she a little bit?

1252
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:23,760
Speaker 1: Miss Silverstone was doing share horrow. It's a lot in

1253
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 1: the nineties. I love. There was a moment in that

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Speaker 1: movie where they're writing a motorcycle on a statue and

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Speaker 1: they jumped from one statue to another statue on a

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Speaker 1: motorcycle statue the size of a skyscraper. Yeah yeah, and

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Speaker 1: that's not even in the top ten things that are

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Speaker 1: like what is going on? What about the nipples to

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Speaker 1: as well? They were in Forever there Ms Kilmers with

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Speaker 1: Ms Kilmer and Dr Chase Meridian Nicole first, my first

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01:11:56,920 --> 01:12:00,439
Speaker 1: intro to Nicole really and and Dr Chase Meridy and

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Speaker 1: Jim Carey's the Riddler says, and what a grand pursuit

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Speaker 1: you must be. Oh, he's very good in that. He

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Speaker 1: is very good. Tommy ly Jones is the speed bump

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Speaker 1: in that movie. He's a little out of control, Little

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Speaker 1: Tommi ly Jones is Tommy Jones amped up, isn't back?

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Speaker 1: You gotta have him the fugitive at the Fugitive, Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: Tommy ly Jones kind of sitting back in his own

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Speaker 1: staunch in his truth is what I want. I don't

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Speaker 1: want a comic book film totally. And then thank god

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Speaker 1: for Aaron at Cart to ground that character. Do you

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Speaker 1: remember the glamour, the glamour of Nicole Kimmon giving you

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Speaker 1: the kind of Veronica dr stunning, stunning. I think that

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Speaker 1: might have been a moment of culture for me. Is

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Speaker 1: like looking at like the VHS cover of the movie

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Speaker 1: and seeing Nicole kim in and being like, I'm her,

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Speaker 1: you were hurt her abouelle pipe for Batman returns. I

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01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:03,960
Speaker 1: don't think I knew I was her yet. I don't,

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Speaker 1: but I would become her later. But but looking at Nicole,

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm I'm her. Wow, Wow, very good.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. We talked about this on another podcast

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Speaker 1: the other day. I had like I had like a

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Speaker 1: fixation on damsels and distresses. Yeah, damsels in distresses. I

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Speaker 1: had a fixation on the damsel in distresses. But I

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01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:27,280
Speaker 1: always wanted to be there and like especially when they

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Speaker 1: looked like that, like miss Nicole was stunning. And I

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Speaker 1: remember I always wanted to be in a scenario where

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Speaker 1: I was in one tube and someone else was in

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Speaker 1: another two and there was a releasing moment and someone

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Speaker 1: had to make a choice and they picked me choose

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Speaker 1: both because I am both. Yeah, right, beautiful experience. It

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Speaker 1: is experience, yes, But the first Batman is was really

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Speaker 1: That's when I was like, this is I want to

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Speaker 1: I wanna I want to think like this, And you know,

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Speaker 1: then that movie came out, it was thought of as

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Speaker 1: very dark, yeah. Yeah. And then the Christopher Nolan when

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Speaker 1: came along and is actually great. When you look back

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Speaker 1: at their Batman with Michael Keaton, it's Michael Keaton is serious.

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Speaker 1: I guess it was because we knew Michael Keaton as

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Speaker 1: a comedian and then he played Batman and he was

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Speaker 1: very serious. He was a comedian before that, he was

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Speaker 1: in Mr. Mom and and Beetle Juice and stuff. Yeah.

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01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:28,559
Speaker 1: I always forget that goof And then he did Batman

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01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:32,200
Speaker 1: and he was like serious Batman Bruce Wayne and and

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01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:34,720
Speaker 1: so people thought it was dark. There needs to be

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Speaker 1: a degree of humor. I think in those movies the

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Speaker 1: Christopher Nolan wants. Even those they had like there was

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01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,400
Speaker 1: something about them. There was like some cheeky stuff in there,

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Speaker 1: like what like I don't know, remember the scene where

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Speaker 1: like um uh, Christian Bale is like tucking hath a

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Speaker 1: way on the roof and then he turns around and

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Speaker 1: she's gone and he goes. That happens to me a

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01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:59,439
Speaker 1: lot or something like oh no, he goes. So that's

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01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:02,280
Speaker 1: what that feels was like or and I was in

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01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:07,280
Speaker 1: the audience like yeah, yeah, no, that that was a

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01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:09,439
Speaker 1: good joke. I remember that. That was it. I did

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Speaker 1: think of my impression, that was very good. But they weren't.

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Speaker 1: In the first Batman there was Batman beyond that or whatever.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't there anything funny in that. Actually, Katie Holmes,

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Speaker 1: they scripted that as a comedic performance. She just didn't

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01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:29,200
Speaker 1: nail it. Maggie gyllen Hall goes for it and hilarious

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01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:34,160
Speaker 1: comedic toward Force, She's like, She's like, He's like, I'm

1323
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,719
Speaker 1: meeting the commissioner tonight. He's like, She's like, oh, Jim Gordon,

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01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:42,280
Speaker 1: he's a friend. Actual, yeah, wow. When that when she

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01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:44,839
Speaker 1: blew up in that movie, I gained so much respect

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Speaker 1: for that movie because I was like, no other super

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01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:53,320
Speaker 1: would ever kill off exactly. They would never dr Chase Meridian,

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01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:56,960
Speaker 1: would never hit the rocks. Sure that that was That's

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Speaker 1: the same character, Katie Holmes, and maybe so they replaced her.

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Speaker 1: They killed her, that's what they thoughts. And then they

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01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:13,160
Speaker 1: replaced her with Ha And then of course what was

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01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:16,439
Speaker 1: also in that movie was Ha, which is miss Mary,

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01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:22,559
Speaker 1: miss Marian who who did? She actually shades that movie

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Speaker 1: a lot in interviews. Do you want to know why

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01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,840
Speaker 1: why she goes? I gave them a lot of takes

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Speaker 1: of me dying, and they used the shittiest one, Like

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01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:33,240
Speaker 1: the way she dies in the movie is like, like,

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Speaker 1: it's really shitty. And she says in interviews, like several interviews,

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Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, I don't like to talk about that

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01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:42,479
Speaker 1: movie because the take they used of me dying is

1341
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:47,160
Speaker 1: so fucking insane. She says, it much more like in

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01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,439
Speaker 1: French than I could ever could. But like and then

1343
01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:51,880
Speaker 1: she was like, and did the two towers and did

1344
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:59,080
Speaker 1: the twin towers? Actually she's famously yeah, it's very funny.

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Speaker 1: What about the new bat Man? Oh, Hard passed? Haven't

1346
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:09,360
Speaker 1: seen Justice League? Haven't seen that hard Justice League? There

1347
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:14,559
Speaker 1: was Suicide Squad? Was he in that for a second?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not I'm not a Ben Affleck fan,

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01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:21,519
Speaker 1: um and I don't. But I don't think that's that's fine,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. It's my right to not be a Ben

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01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:28,479
Speaker 1: Affleck fan. I don't know. It's you're right, and you're right.

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01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:31,640
Speaker 1: It's my right and right. But the thing is, I

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01:17:33,439 --> 01:17:35,479
Speaker 1: we'll go see the movies because it is Batman, and

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Speaker 1: I enjoy the other people in the movies, like I

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01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:43,240
Speaker 1: love him, I love hims. Golf's good, but I did

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01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:47,680
Speaker 1: see Joel and I saw Justice League and we liked it.

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Speaker 1: But he is not He's not Batman. He's just not Batman.

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Speaker 1: You know what I like about that what they did

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01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:57,280
Speaker 1: in Justice League, But not a lot. But I did

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01:17:57,400 --> 01:18:01,360
Speaker 1: like that Batman was old and yeah, kept getting hurt fun.

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Speaker 1: I will tell you this, He kept like me like

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Speaker 1: you know, yes, he was going through it. And also

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Speaker 1: very interesting there's a scene in Justice League where him

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01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,080
Speaker 1: and Gaul are like down and like the bunker and

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01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:16,160
Speaker 1: he's like, let's have a drink and he pours himself

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Speaker 1: a scotch and let me tell you, he brought himself

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01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:21,519
Speaker 1: to the part. He poured himself a quite drupel. Honey.

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01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:25,439
Speaker 1: He's like, let's have a casual drink. And I was like, oh,

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01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:29,840
Speaker 1: my proper work is the most truthful thing. It was

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01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:33,599
Speaker 1: fucking crazy that the size of the drinking part himself

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01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,639
Speaker 1: and he and he goes like would you like a drink?

1372
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:37,920
Speaker 1: And she's like no. And you could tell this a

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01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:41,519
Speaker 1: little bit of performance, which is like, oh God, just

1374
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: gus really diving in. But you know what I also

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01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:47,400
Speaker 1: like in that movie is Green Lantern. No, I'm sorry,

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01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:54,960
Speaker 1: the Flash. Yeah, And also he was hot, yes as cute, yes, funny,

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01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:58,719
Speaker 1: and then Billy Crudup who plays his dad, so good,

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01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 1: give it to me, Billy Billy. Have you seen Harry

1379
01:19:01,479 --> 01:19:05,000
Speaker 1: Clark and Harry Harry Clark One Man Show playing at

1380
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:09,040
Speaker 1: the theater? I never, I've never seen him on posters.

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Speaker 1: Very good. I love him because he was in a movie,

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01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:14,160
Speaker 1: um about that I used to watch all the time

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01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:19,719
Speaker 1: in high school, The Runner. Yeah, he was also which

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01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:28,519
Speaker 1: is also miss marian marian Um playing the French wife.

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01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:34,799
Speaker 1: Um wait, wait what were gonna say? Mr Billy Crudup

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01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,560
Speaker 1: was in a movie called Without Limits, which is a

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01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:39,479
Speaker 1: really good movie about the Fonte and a famous distance runner.

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Speaker 1: And I ran tracking high school. So you're like the Flash.

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01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm a lot like the Flash Flash. Yeah, when you

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01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:49,080
Speaker 1: put me in the suit, my body looks exactly like that.

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Speaker 1: I in fact, I told them stop using my body

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Speaker 1: as inspiration for these two guys. You know what, I'm

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01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:58,640
Speaker 1: my celebrity dopper ganger, doppleganger. It's coming back to me?

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01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 1: Is Billy crude Up? Oh yeah, I see, I know

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01:20:03,439 --> 01:20:06,240
Speaker 1: it's Billy. It's more it's like middle aged Billy like

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01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:10,080
Speaker 1: post not even middle age. It's just post almost famous Billy,

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Speaker 1: that's my that's my doppelganger. Okay, let's do I don't

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01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:17,160
Speaker 1: think so so yet again. I'll explain. It's one minute

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01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,479
Speaker 1: when you take it to rale against culture, that was

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01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:23,200
Speaker 1: like a disgusting conglomeration of words in a side. You

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01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:25,360
Speaker 1: know what I don't think so, honey? Is so? Um?

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01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:26,920
Speaker 1: I have one? Do you want to do? You want

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01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:28,479
Speaker 1: me to start this time? I would love it if

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01:20:28,479 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 1: you started. Okay, do you want to phone? Okay, so

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01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,200
Speaker 1: this is Bowen Yang's I don't think so, honey, and

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01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:36,240
Speaker 1: his time will start now. I don't think so, honey.

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01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:39,840
Speaker 1: The Senate Judiciary Committee, the Zuckerberg hearings, or the one

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01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:43,560
Speaker 1: Zuckerberg hearing they had yesterday was a fucking joke, or

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01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:47,960
Speaker 1: and Hatch, you're fucking busted. You're an idiot. He asked Zuckerberg,

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01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:51,280
Speaker 1: how do you expect to keep to keep a platform

1411
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:55,320
Speaker 1: that's free? And then Zuckerberg literally like his robot brain

1412
01:20:55,439 --> 01:20:57,400
Speaker 1: glitched out for a second and he was like, will

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01:20:57,479 --> 01:21:01,799
Speaker 1: you run ads, sir? Like how is how is Congress

1414
01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:04,400
Speaker 1: supposed to hold the tech world accountable if they don't

1415
01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:08,080
Speaker 1: understand how these products sessions go off, Queen, it's a joke.

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01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:14,040
Speaker 1: Chuck Grassley, you're fucking busted. Two year old Aid wrote

1417
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:17,120
Speaker 1: you your opening remarks and you could barely read honey off,

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01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:20,040
Speaker 1: We're gonna put you go back to Iowa. And you

1419
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:23,840
Speaker 1: know what, I want you to just just blend in

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01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,880
Speaker 1: with the corn or whatever goes on over there. I

1421
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:29,960
Speaker 1: want you to like literally just like go back to

1422
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:33,360
Speaker 1: once you came and just like I want your ashes

1423
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:35,439
Speaker 1: to be spread into cornfield. That's beautiful, and I wish

1424
01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:37,840
Speaker 1: you the best. And that's one minute. I wish Chuck

1425
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:40,640
Speaker 1: Grassley the best, even though he's a poison. And I

1426
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:42,919
Speaker 1: have yet to sit down and watch the Senate Judiciary.

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01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:46,479
Speaker 1: They're boring, but like they are, they're boring, but it

1428
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:52,000
Speaker 1: is staggering how how inept they are. They don't get it.

1429
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:53,880
Speaker 1: They don't get it. They don't get it at all.

1430
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:58,320
Speaker 1: They're like, so, so they're like, why can't so what's

1431
01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:01,200
Speaker 1: the top eight? Well no, no, no, shut up, um, someone,

1432
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:06,479
Speaker 1: how do I change my top eight? Who's Tom? Everyone

1433
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:10,799
Speaker 1: everyone is like every today was the House, but yesterday

1434
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:13,160
Speaker 1: in the Senate, everyone was just like, well can't you

1435
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:18,360
Speaker 1: can't you monitor every single data just transaction, and like

1436
01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:20,479
Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg had to be like, well, no, you don't

1437
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:23,880
Speaker 1: understand that we have two billion users. There are billions

1438
01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:27,720
Speaker 1: of these like communications and transfers every single second, Like

1439
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,120
Speaker 1: there's no way we can track all of these and

1440
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:32,000
Speaker 1: that we know where this is all going. And like

1441
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:34,800
Speaker 1: these people just don't get like the people who are

1442
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:37,120
Speaker 1: supposed to sort of in some way legislate this don't

1443
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:39,160
Speaker 1: understand how it works. It's got to be very frustrating.

1444
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:41,920
Speaker 1: It's it's sad. Anyway, I wanted to I just wanted

1445
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:46,320
Speaker 1: to read Chuck Grassley and or in Hatch to drag her,

1446
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:52,559
Speaker 1: drag her. Those two are really really old, real old.

1447
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:56,599
Speaker 1: Oh they're so old, they're really old. Not to be agist,

1448
01:22:56,680 --> 01:23:00,240
Speaker 1: but Chuck Grassley, girl, you've gotta moisturize. Bitch. Okay, this

1449
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:02,880
Speaker 1: is Matt Rodgers is I don't think so, and his

1450
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:06,200
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, Honey. Instagram pushing

1451
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:10,240
Speaker 1: all the first traps to the top of my feed. Bitch, Okay,

1452
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:12,400
Speaker 1: you are really trying to get me the act a

1453
01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:14,439
Speaker 1: fool and slip and fall into some d m s.

1454
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:18,120
Speaker 1: I get it. Everyone looks good right now. Notice I

1455
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:20,519
Speaker 1: don't say I don't think so, honey. People posting thirst

1456
01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:23,240
Speaker 1: traps because I feel that you have the freedom to

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01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,439
Speaker 1: do whatever you want. Honey, I don't think so, honey.

1458
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:29,719
Speaker 1: Instagrams for trying to get me to look foolish because nothing.

1459
01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:32,160
Speaker 1: Literally I'm on the subway getting here and I pulled

1460
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:35,040
Speaker 1: out my Insta game and the first picture was the

1461
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:37,000
Speaker 1: guy I went on a date with a long time ago,

1462
01:23:37,439 --> 01:23:40,040
Speaker 1: like with the nipples out. I was like, oh my god,

1463
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:42,000
Speaker 1: it looks good. And before I double tapped, I was like, no,

1464
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:44,680
Speaker 1: you act like a crazy person. I was, and I

1465
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:49,680
Speaker 1: stopped myself. I was just like everyone relaxed. Instagram. I

1466
01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:53,000
Speaker 1: think that we need more pictures of flowers. I think

1467
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:55,760
Speaker 1: we mean more pictures that are going to temper the situation.

1468
01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:59,920
Speaker 1: The situation meaning me hitting up literally everyone in my feed.

1469
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,840
Speaker 1: I'm single going on a year now, um, and the

1470
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:13,559
Speaker 1: thing is I'm nervous about making here. Here's the thing.

1471
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:16,920
Speaker 1: Everyone's posting their thirst traps right now. I think a

1472
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:20,639
Speaker 1: spring is sprung. Yeah. But but but you're blaming Instagram.

1473
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:23,280
Speaker 1: But I'm blaming Instagram because it's almost as do you

1474
01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:26,080
Speaker 1: think Instagram watches me and sees what I like, that's

1475
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:28,160
Speaker 1: absolutely what's happening matter the fact that you're liking the

1476
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:32,320
Speaker 1: thirst traps, which means that Instagram has like literal algorithms

1477
01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:33,960
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, this is a picture of a shirt.

1478
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:37,720
Speaker 1: They're like, oh you think so absolutely? You think they

1479
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:40,679
Speaker 1: know that specifically, Yes, it's the whole. It's the whole

1480
01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:44,160
Speaker 1: they know. That's what this whole hearing is about. That.

1481
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:48,200
Speaker 1: It's all about how how people they show you exactly

1482
01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:49,840
Speaker 1: what they want you to see. I was just talking

1483
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:52,479
Speaker 1: to the people about um last night. I was talking

1484
01:24:52,479 --> 01:24:56,320
Speaker 1: to the producers of torts song and about online ads

1485
01:24:56,439 --> 01:24:59,360
Speaker 1: and they can they can chappen. I'm just a little

1486
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:04,920
Speaker 1: chapp chap. They can. They they will uh, they will

1487
01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:07,000
Speaker 1: find out who you are and what you like and

1488
01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:09,760
Speaker 1: what you are, and they will uh and what you

1489
01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:12,880
Speaker 1: are you are and they will cater ads to you.

1490
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:19,559
Speaker 1: That's I'll get a different ad than my parents. Well yeah, right.

1491
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:21,840
Speaker 1: I had a phone conversation one time, I think with

1492
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,880
Speaker 1: you where I mentioned some products or you know what.

1493
01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:28,320
Speaker 1: It was mac Weldon because we did ads from mac Weldon,

1494
01:25:28,439 --> 01:25:31,160
Speaker 1: the like men's clothing company for a little while. And

1495
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:35,400
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I never searched. Mac Weldon never did anything.

1496
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:37,320
Speaker 1: It was like a conversation we had had before we

1497
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:40,280
Speaker 1: were doing the ads. Then popped up all over my

1498
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:43,639
Speaker 1: Instagram mack Weldon, mac Weldon, mac Weldon. It was almost

1499
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:47,479
Speaker 1: like they I said it in my phone. It heard

1500
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:50,519
Speaker 1: me say it, I mean. And then also you know that,

1501
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:53,200
Speaker 1: like it's all connected. So someone that you even look

1502
01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:57,160
Speaker 1: up on Instagram comes up as a suggested friend on Facebook. Yes,

1503
01:25:57,680 --> 01:26:00,439
Speaker 1: you got you gotta read up on this, on this stuff, baby, this,

1504
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:01,960
Speaker 1: this is what word, this is what the whole thing

1505
01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:05,080
Speaker 1: is about. Someone I know who works in TV said

1506
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:08,240
Speaker 1: they had a meeting at work and they were advised

1507
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:12,040
Speaker 1: by the producers of the show to tape over their camera.

1508
01:26:13,479 --> 01:26:14,760
Speaker 1: And they were like, is that a real thing? And

1509
01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:17,400
Speaker 1: they were like, more than likely it is a real thing. Yes.

1510
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,720
Speaker 1: You watch Black Mirror. I'm too freaking scared of that.

1511
01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:25,880
Speaker 1: I watched the Blaite Bryce styles Howard episode that's a

1512
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:28,400
Speaker 1: really sad one. There's an episode about it about a camera,

1513
01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:32,920
Speaker 1: a computer camera that is very messed up. I heard

1514
01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:35,080
Speaker 1: the episode that came out this year with Kristin Miliotti

1515
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:36,720
Speaker 1: and like the Star Trek one I heard that was

1516
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:39,920
Speaker 1: really good, fantastic. Yeah. I love miss Kristen. Oh yeah,

1517
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:42,479
Speaker 1: she's so good. I gotta watch it. I gotta watch it.

1518
01:26:42,479 --> 01:26:45,560
Speaker 1: I would like to watch it too. I just damn it.

1519
01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:48,040
Speaker 1: It's very Did you watch Handmaid's Tale? I made it

1520
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:49,760
Speaker 1: through four episodes of it, and it got to be

1521
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:52,479
Speaker 1: overwhelming because it's so upsetting. It was so much. I

1522
01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:55,120
Speaker 1: felt like it was real. I mean it really did

1523
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:58,120
Speaker 1: at the time. Yeah. I mean I remember reading the

1524
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,280
Speaker 1: book like five years ago and being like, I can't

1525
01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:02,360
Speaker 1: do this. So that's my relationship. You know what I'm

1526
01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:05,120
Speaker 1: trying to read right now, A Little Life. I'm reading

1527
01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:09,559
Speaker 1: like three pages at the time. I tried. I got

1528
01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:12,120
Speaker 1: it for Ryan, for my partner Ryan for Christmas one year.

1529
01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:15,759
Speaker 1: I was like, you you like this? And he suddenly

1530
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:17,800
Speaker 1: he like, He's like oh great. And then suddenly it

1531
01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:18,880
Speaker 1: was on the shelf and I was like, did you

1532
01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:20,320
Speaker 1: finish it? And he's like, no, I can't. I can't,

1533
01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:22,120
Speaker 1: I can't. And then and then I just went on

1534
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:24,240
Speaker 1: a reading kick and I was like, I'm gonna read

1535
01:27:24,240 --> 01:27:26,920
Speaker 1: A Little Life because everybody I know was like this

1536
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:30,280
Speaker 1: is And so I picked it up and I get

1537
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:32,960
Speaker 1: one page in and I'm one page. I said, I'm

1538
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:35,559
Speaker 1: not going to thirty. I almost had an anxiety attack

1539
01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:38,400
Speaker 1: on the plane. Yeah, I can't. I was like, I

1540
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:41,960
Speaker 1: can't not do this. I was crying. Yeah. The person

1541
01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:43,919
Speaker 1: next to me was like, I can't get it together.

1542
01:27:45,120 --> 01:27:46,720
Speaker 1: I'd like to read End of the World books. My

1543
01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:48,720
Speaker 1: sister and I trade End of the World books. That's

1544
01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:51,760
Speaker 1: way better, that's actually to me than like then like

1545
01:27:52,280 --> 01:27:55,160
Speaker 1: looking into my soul. I'd much rather like imagine what

1546
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:57,439
Speaker 1: I would be like in a in a scary situation

1547
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:00,599
Speaker 1: than read about what my life is really like. Okay,

1548
01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:03,640
Speaker 1: but not way. You're still confronting something about yourself. I

1549
01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:08,360
Speaker 1: think so. Yeah, yeah, that's beautiful. Michael. I support that. Um, okay,

1550
01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:10,040
Speaker 1: this is Michael Euris. I don't think so when I

1551
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:13,880
Speaker 1: support this, I support this, Michael Lary, I don't think so, honey.

1552
01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:17,280
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. How

1553
01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:23,920
Speaker 1: can he possibly president? This man has so many scandals,

1554
01:28:24,120 --> 01:28:26,599
Speaker 1: he has broken so many laws. There are so many

1555
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:29,840
Speaker 1: dogs sniffing up his ass right now. Earth is he

1556
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:34,280
Speaker 1: supposed to even think about Syria? And how are any

1557
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:37,559
Speaker 1: of us supposed to believe that he is? How are

1558
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:41,320
Speaker 1: any of us supposed to trust that anybody is president

1559
01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:43,880
Speaker 1: right now, that that he can possibly and how can

1560
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:48,000
Speaker 1: anybody have a conversation with him without talking about the

1561
01:28:48,439 --> 01:28:53,160
Speaker 1: myriad scandals that he has going on? And how on

1562
01:28:53,439 --> 01:28:57,320
Speaker 1: earth is he thinking about what we need about about

1563
01:28:57,400 --> 01:29:01,360
Speaker 1: our health care, about our taxes, about about our infrastructure,

1564
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:03,840
Speaker 1: and and and and the roads, and the and the

1565
01:29:04,360 --> 01:29:06,840
Speaker 1: things that he has promised and the wall. Let's even

1566
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:08,960
Speaker 1: talk about the crazy things he wants to do. How

1567
01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:12,080
Speaker 1: can he think about those when literally three times a

1568
01:29:12,160 --> 01:29:15,719
Speaker 1: day he's the top story, breaking story, and it's about

1569
01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:19,360
Speaker 1: how illegal his activities have been. Oh gorgeous, And that's one.

1570
01:29:19,439 --> 01:29:22,120
Speaker 1: Did you see CNN reports he's more popular now in

1571
01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:24,439
Speaker 1: the last two weeks his popularity, he's like it went

1572
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:27,080
Speaker 1: up like three or four points. Some the funk? How

1573
01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:29,679
Speaker 1: was it the raid? Well, here's the thing, probably because

1574
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:31,920
Speaker 1: it couldn't have gotten lower. I don't think. I don't

1575
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:34,240
Speaker 1: think it's that wouldn't have been the raid. The raid

1576
01:29:34,320 --> 01:29:37,600
Speaker 1: must be next because the polling is behind in that.

1577
01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,800
Speaker 1: Oh right, right, right, right, right, Um, we have yet

1578
01:29:39,840 --> 01:29:44,880
Speaker 1: to see that. The response of America to that, I

1579
01:29:44,960 --> 01:29:50,320
Speaker 1: don't know, but CNN, who I trust? They said his

1580
01:29:50,439 --> 01:29:54,320
Speaker 1: popularity is up, while Republicans like like it doesn't look

1581
01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:58,040
Speaker 1: good for them. I mean, Paul Ryan today announced he

1582
01:29:58,120 --> 01:30:01,000
Speaker 1: wasn't huge, and Paul Ryant is what twelve years old?

1583
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:04,080
Speaker 1: Has fifty more years that he could? Mean, we see

1584
01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:06,479
Speaker 1: how old these people get. We see how old or

1585
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:09,040
Speaker 1: and Hatch and Chuck Grassley are and Ms McConnell like

1586
01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:12,640
Speaker 1: he he has fifty more years. She's only forty eight

1587
01:30:12,720 --> 01:30:16,000
Speaker 1: years old. He could be Senator for another thirty forty years.

1588
01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:21,519
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Congress. He could be representative for another uh

1589
01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:26,280
Speaker 1: thirty or forty years and he is leaving because it's

1590
01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:29,000
Speaker 1: such because he has such a little chance because he

1591
01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:31,800
Speaker 1: stood by this man for two years. No way he

1592
01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:36,000
Speaker 1: could be president now. It was all he wanted. He

1593
01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:37,800
Speaker 1: didn't even get what he would He didn't even like

1594
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:39,840
Speaker 1: bring down the deficit, which is the only thing he

1595
01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:43,519
Speaker 1: wanted to do. This tax plan is a is bullshed.

1596
01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:45,760
Speaker 1: I think he would have he would have stayed in

1597
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:49,519
Speaker 1: if the polling in his state wasn't so bad. I

1598
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:52,600
Speaker 1: was in Wisconsin doing I did a Paul Ryan like impression.

1599
01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:54,720
Speaker 1: I did like a thing as Paul Ryan for this

1600
01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:58,439
Speaker 1: like nonprofit and it was We talked to a lot

1601
01:30:58,479 --> 01:31:03,759
Speaker 1: of people in like Madison, and he is not popular

1602
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:07,400
Speaker 1: at he was he was probably gonna just resign anyway

1603
01:31:07,439 --> 01:31:09,720
Speaker 1: and not seek re election anyway. But people were saying

1604
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:11,880
Speaker 1: that he wasn't going to do until after mid terms.

1605
01:31:12,280 --> 01:31:14,080
Speaker 1: But now the fact that he's announcing it, that he's

1606
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:16,400
Speaker 1: that it's coming out before the mid terms must mean

1607
01:31:16,479 --> 01:31:19,120
Speaker 1: that he's getting really bad internal he's like, oh, I

1608
01:31:19,200 --> 01:31:22,519
Speaker 1: have no chance he's gonna run and then resign. What

1609
01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:25,120
Speaker 1: they were saying so that at least it wouldn't like

1610
01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:28,479
Speaker 1: create this Paul over the rest of the party going

1611
01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:34,679
Speaker 1: into the elector. His name is Ryan. Honey, there's a Paul.

1612
01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:37,439
Speaker 1: And it's because of the absence of Paul. There you go,

1613
01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:40,080
Speaker 1: and you know what, here's the thing. Everyone's just like

1614
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:43,080
Speaker 1: they smell they smell blood in the water. Well no, no, no, no,

1615
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:46,599
Speaker 1: it's just if Trump fires Rod Rosenstein and then goes

1616
01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:49,600
Speaker 1: on to fire Bob Muller, then like it's done. He

1617
01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:54,320
Speaker 1: can't fire It's I mean, but like, how many clear

1618
01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:58,839
Speaker 1: how many clear instances of obstruction of justice do we exactly?

1619
01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:00,479
Speaker 1: It's like they're already all there. It's like, but this

1620
01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:02,560
Speaker 1: is just the I mean that would be like the

1621
01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:05,240
Speaker 1: actual moment of political suicide, where it's like, Okay, you

1622
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:08,240
Speaker 1: actually sucked yourself over. This is blatantly because if he

1623
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:10,160
Speaker 1: fires Rod Rosens and then puts in, oh, I don't know,

1624
01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:15,080
Speaker 1: Jared Kushner, then Jared Kushner could either fire h Mueller

1625
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:18,439
Speaker 1: or when Mueller's report is made, not share it with anybody. Yes,

1626
01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:23,320
Speaker 1: because it's up to the attorney the attorney general, but

1627
01:32:23,479 --> 01:32:28,120
Speaker 1: the attorney general to share that information. Right. But then

1628
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:30,439
Speaker 1: it's like, but then whatever happens like post mid terms,

1629
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:33,360
Speaker 1: like if Democrats skin control of both houses, and it's like, okay,

1630
01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:35,439
Speaker 1: you're impeached by But also that doesn't have anything to

1631
01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:40,400
Speaker 1: do with b I and sorry that the Mueller investigation

1632
01:32:40,479 --> 01:32:43,519
Speaker 1: doesn't actually have anything to do except that they discovered

1633
01:32:43,560 --> 01:32:45,640
Speaker 1: it and passed it on to they refer to New

1634
01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:48,679
Speaker 1: York Attorney General exactly. And so now this whole Stormy

1635
01:32:48,760 --> 01:32:55,680
Speaker 1: Daniels rating Michael Cohen thing is actually not necessarily that

1636
01:32:55,960 --> 01:32:57,960
Speaker 1: might that has nothing to do with Mueller. So Muller

1637
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:01,360
Speaker 1: Mueller's work gets stopped, that scandal might still take him

1638
01:33:01,400 --> 01:33:06,800
Speaker 1: down campaign. Finally, thing which is you know, which is

1639
01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:09,720
Speaker 1: which is how they took you know, they took down

1640
01:33:09,840 --> 01:33:13,880
Speaker 1: al Capone because of taxes. They impeached Bill Clinton because

1641
01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:16,000
Speaker 1: of a blow job, but that that was that came

1642
01:33:16,040 --> 01:33:19,840
Speaker 1: out of an investigation about something else. Entirely. There's a

1643
01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:21,519
Speaker 1: lot of ways we could get to where we need

1644
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:23,560
Speaker 1: to get to. It's just a matter of thanks to

1645
01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:26,280
Speaker 1: him breaking every blow he could exactly and are the

1646
01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:28,639
Speaker 1: people around him gonna do what's best for the country

1647
01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:33,080
Speaker 1: and be transparent about the information that's and he's surrounded

1648
01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:35,640
Speaker 1: himself with people that will cover for him. So as

1649
01:33:35,720 --> 01:33:38,400
Speaker 1: we've seen, they will go, they will go all the

1650
01:33:38,479 --> 01:33:42,000
Speaker 1: way down. Yeah, the gorgeous I don't think so, honey.

1651
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:44,320
Speaker 1: So many scals. Remember when the whole countries was like

1652
01:33:44,439 --> 01:33:47,479
Speaker 1: a thing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like we

1653
01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:50,439
Speaker 1: forget and now I think I'm I literally think we

1654
01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:54,760
Speaker 1: must be hundreds of scandals deep, like it's every other day,

1655
01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:57,960
Speaker 1: to the point where it's like grab him by the pussy,

1656
01:33:58,080 --> 01:34:01,160
Speaker 1: like stands out as like a landmark one. But that's

1657
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:03,080
Speaker 1: not even Well that one came back today, Did you

1658
01:34:03,160 --> 01:34:06,120
Speaker 1: get that? Yeah, because that's Hollywood stuff. Was what they

1659
01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:09,160
Speaker 1: were looking for, because yeah, it seems like Michael Cohen

1660
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:11,320
Speaker 1: tried to pay pay whoever had that tape off to

1661
01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:14,720
Speaker 1: suppress it. Yes, that was what came out today. Let

1662
01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:16,880
Speaker 1: me tell you, today was a hot day for the View.

1663
01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:20,479
Speaker 1: I said, today was a steaming hot day for the View.

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Speaker 1: I haven't watched it today. Primary source of news, the View.

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Speaker 1: I love thee I love the View because today was

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Speaker 1: Mariah Oh right, very proud of you, Maria. Proud of Maria.

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Speaker 1: Come on, come with the truth. The truth will set

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Speaker 1: you free and put it in the music. Girl, That's

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Speaker 1: why we love you. Um, we welcome you back, holding

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Speaker 1: honey with open arms. She didn't. Oh, I started too high, honey,

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Speaker 1: so now come to you had to add a little

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Speaker 1: different Maria. Course. Um. Anyway, hot day for news, on

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Speaker 1: the hot day for news. Can't wait to see Megan's take. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: thoughts on Megan Cane. He looked away. He looked away.

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Speaker 1: She's a tough one. I try so hard. I try

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Speaker 1: so hard. I want to I wanna, I want to understand.

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Speaker 1: But then she said, um, my celebrity crushes Paul Ryan,

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01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:19,360
Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck you. Yeah, she said they

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01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:22,280
Speaker 1: were talking about their celebrity crushes and like Sonny and

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Speaker 1: I think, um, what's her name is? Sarah Haynes were like,

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01:35:25,360 --> 01:35:27,599
Speaker 1: we like Idris Elba and they were in the audience

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Speaker 1: is like and then Megan goes, I like Paul Ryan

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Speaker 1: and they were like and there was like a groan

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Speaker 1: from the audience. It was so fun. That's really good. Um,

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Speaker 1: I mean, come on, this was what a black can

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Speaker 1: we say? Shout out to Dan Fortune for having the

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Speaker 1: best clients, Dan Fortune Papasist Extraordinair and this has been

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Speaker 1: so fun. Guys, this is a good podcast. It was

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01:35:53,439 --> 01:35:55,559
Speaker 1: so much fun. Well, I mean, I mean the whole thing,

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Speaker 1: not just my episode. Thank you. So we've both been

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01:35:58,120 --> 01:36:00,280
Speaker 1: a fan for a long time and we cannot wait

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01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:02,840
Speaker 1: to see you in Torch Song than you and um,

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01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:04,720
Speaker 1: we didn't talk about bright Colis and both patterns, but

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01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:10,120
Speaker 1: it was truly incredible. We just closed on Sunday. We

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Speaker 1: filmed it. It's gonna be on Broadway HD y yes sometimes,

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01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:15,960
Speaker 1: and Drew came back and did that. Yes. So Jeff

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01:36:16,040 --> 01:36:17,960
Speaker 1: closed last week and then Drew came back and did

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Speaker 1: a week and we filmed it for Broadway HD on Monday,

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Speaker 1: and it's gonna be out sometime this summer. It's so

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Speaker 1: great to see two. I'm telling you nightmare nasty, just nasty,

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01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:34,680
Speaker 1: not nice, not I mean the talent whatever. Yeah, but

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01:36:34,920 --> 01:36:38,800
Speaker 1: no to glorious, gorgeous. I know when you to direct them,

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01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:47,360
Speaker 1: the egos, the ledges, I talked them all unbelievable. Thank

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01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:49,840
Speaker 1: you so much. Want to do this alright, So this

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01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:52,160
Speaker 1: is last coach you guys. We're gonna be out in

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles and we're doing a show on June twelve

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Speaker 1: at Echo Plaque. I thought somebody remind me of wait,

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01:36:59,280 --> 01:37:02,080
Speaker 1: what your essence me? Yes, and you kind of look

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01:37:02,120 --> 01:37:06,840
Speaker 1: like him. He's this friend of mine who is very funny,

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01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:11,080
Speaker 1: very adorable and one of my favorite people. We're gonna

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01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:13,280
Speaker 1: look at, We're gonna look at miss Ficus. And that

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Speaker 1: feels like a compliment. So thank you, Michael. I think

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Speaker 1: it was a deep compliment, deep compliment. Yes, absolutely, we're

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Speaker 1: in l A. We're in l A on the twelve, honey.

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Speaker 1: We're in San Francisco doing Clusterfest on uh June second,

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Speaker 1: and we'll be at Vulture Fest, may I believe. Well,

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Speaker 1: lots of really fun stuff coming up. You guys, so

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Speaker 1: so fun, love you so thank you so much. To

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Speaker 1: Michael Eury. Let's close out with the song yeah so now,

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Speaker 1: Yes too much, I'm so sick gorgeous, Bye Bye. This

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Speaker 1: has been a forebber Dog production, executive produced by Brett Boham,

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