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Speaker 1: Would you rather get manny petties at home or would

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Speaker 1: you rather get a massage at home? Manny petties at home?

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather get a massage? Which one massage?

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Speaker 1: Massage at home? You want to go to the salon

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Speaker 1: for your manny and your petty?

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Speaker 2: Uh huh okay, I'm getting that many petty and I'm

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Speaker 2: not going nowhere to get no massage. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 2: be on the internet.

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Speaker 1: Why do you have to do the internet? So soon

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Speaker 1: you know? Good?

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Speaker 2: Hell, well, soon as they see my black hair walking

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Speaker 2: the massage, Paul, camera's gonna start clicking.

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Speaker 1: So you can't ever get a massage because you're famous.

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Speaker 2: Well I ain't, you know, I don't really do massages,

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Speaker 2: but I'm not sure after all this that didn't happen.

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Speaker 2: I can promise you I'm not getting one.

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Speaker 1: Players.

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Speaker 2: I'm not throwing my career out this dayn window No, suh,

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Speaker 2: no suh. All right.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather use an outhouse in the woods or

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Speaker 1: sleep in an adult diaper? Interesting a diaper? Yeah, an

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Speaker 1: adult diaper, not just a bit. I'm going to that

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Speaker 1: out house.

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Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not that all night that diaper.

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Speaker 1: Out house, an adult typer.

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Speaker 2: Y'all ain't never been in the outhouse before I had

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Speaker 2: We didn't have a bathroom toilet till I was five.

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Speaker 2: So I've been in the outhouse. I've been using out

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Speaker 2: houses till I was fifteen. And I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 2: I've been using in houses. But I don't know that

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Speaker 2: ain't really what you want. You want that, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: go get that diaper strap, hang on and enjoy my evening.

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Speaker 1: Of course.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you, man, you get that flashlight in that candle,

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Speaker 2: trying to head out there in the woods across the

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Speaker 2: street at night use the bathroom, and it ain't ever

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Speaker 2: You ain't ever in that by yourself. I'm just gonna

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Speaker 2: tell you that right now you're gonna get a round

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Speaker 2: across the because what out house.

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Speaker 1: At across the street.

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Speaker 2: And don't want the thing close to your house now,

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you that right now, need some distance. You

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Speaker 2: can't put that thing by that damn doe. Ain't nobody

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Speaker 2: gonna sleep in here. I'm telling you right now. It ain'

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Speaker 2: ain't no ventilation, it ain't no nothing in it down

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Speaker 2: in that hole, just seething.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you just to get.

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Speaker 2: It at least our house has got to be at

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Speaker 2: least fifty yards from your band minimal.

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Speaker 1: All right, guys, that's today's round of which you're rather

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Speaker 1: that you're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show