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Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode about me. That's COVID edition.

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Speaker 1: I mean host Kevin Pollock. Yes, that's Kevin Pollock. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I have already told you way

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Speaker 1: too much. So no, I'm not telling, but I have grass.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet your alchemist, shall we? In in particular order

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Speaker 1: to say hello to Craig Kickkowski kick cow. Favorite part

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Speaker 1: of a pig you enjoy consuming and how do you

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Speaker 1: like it prepared? Oh? Man, I don't know what part

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Speaker 1: of its body it comes from? Do I have to

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Speaker 1: know that? Do I have to have the butcher's familiarity

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Speaker 1: with the section of the pig? You can? You can

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Speaker 1: attempt it? I mean, I like well done bacon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you think is the belly. I also am not allowed

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Speaker 1: to consume pig in any way, shape or form in

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Speaker 1: the house or around or around my wife, so I rarely,

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Speaker 1: I rarely consume it. But we have Hello Fresh Delivers

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Speaker 1: meals to make, and Carla forgot to un check the

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Speaker 1: pork option and so of well, of our four meals

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Speaker 1: this week, we got two pork meals, so I was

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Speaker 1: able to enjoy. You had to eat it outside. I

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Speaker 1: had to eat outside. Yeah, we had a little stir

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Speaker 1: fried ground pork. Oh man, that sounds spectacular. Yeah. We

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Speaker 1: we've been cooking at home because of the COVID fabulous pandemic,

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Speaker 1: and we finally decided to give Hello Fresh a chance

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Speaker 1: and shockingly easy as everyone said it was, and super

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Speaker 1: the sho You know we also tried Hello Fresh this week?

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Speaker 1: Did we really did? Um? And now Chris Alvarado too

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Speaker 1: tall to crawl in a hunter? Words are less? Explain

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Speaker 1: how what you love about Costco Business Center? I'll turn

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Speaker 1: to do it in a poem. I think space, space,

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Speaker 1: empty space, everything I need without the crowds. Step right up,

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Speaker 1: there's no one in line. Oh nice, I thought you're

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Speaker 1: gonna go with without the crowds in my face. Oh

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Speaker 1: this one didn't rhymes. More sophisticated poems poetry, And there's

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Speaker 1: James Hunted words. I lost track just before candy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we read he has he need. If you find out

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Speaker 1: that you are allowed to haunt people, who are you

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Speaker 1: going to get and how? Uh? Well, I'm gonna find

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Speaker 1: somebody that's born the day that I die, so I

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Speaker 1: have a good chance to haunt somebody for as long

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Speaker 1: as possible, in case it's only one person that you

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Speaker 1: can haunt, so and then it might turn out they

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Speaker 1: become friends. And if I find in my if I

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Speaker 1: can take over that baby's body, and I'm coming back

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Speaker 1: chucky stuff. To be clear, though, you will start by

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Speaker 1: haunting an infant, a new born, sure, sure, and then

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Speaker 1: as I've learned how to use my powers, eventually I'll

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Speaker 1: take that infant's body and have a redo. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's great this time, but if I had second try,

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Speaker 1: and what about the wonderful child whose body you're stealing? Oops,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what the hell would be very good after that?

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Speaker 1: I just want, you know, take one extra lifetime, said

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Speaker 1: the non breeder. What the hell it's Vanessa Ragland Venetia.

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Speaker 1: I'm still reeling. Oh, come on, you take a baby.

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Speaker 1: You don't do a second night to right friend like you.

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Speaker 1: You know, it was very logical at the beginning of

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Speaker 1: your answer. And then he can't take half them. I'll

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Speaker 1: just be friends, you know. Yeah, it was a hunting scenario.

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Speaker 1: But anyways, Veniche, now that you've applied lipstick to your

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Speaker 1: extraordinary daughter, what will you say to the first young

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Speaker 1: suitor who comes a calling watch out bits well played,

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Speaker 1: uh and uh yeah and last but no more grated cheese.

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Speaker 1: If you think him least, it's Joey greer cat whisper.

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Speaker 1: What do you say to them to make them do

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Speaker 1: what you want? You know, it's all in the eyes.

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Speaker 1: It's actually nothing verbal. Cats hate conversation. So you just

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Speaker 1: kind of gotta lead him with your eyes to what

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Speaker 1: you're thinking of, what you're what you're buying with them.

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Speaker 1: They just they're down. You know, you want them to

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Speaker 1: eat bacon. Let's look at some bacon to lead it.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to take over their soul? You just

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Speaker 1: bring him into James's room. With are known to do

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Speaker 1: too babies, and you don't want to let cats in

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Speaker 1: the baby's room because it will steal it soul. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: You're all wonderful and funny, and you seem to like

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Speaker 1: is a bee brings a new friend in another hive,

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Speaker 1: but the friend might be a murder or, aren't it?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the many hours of laughs. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to do it. I don't know how you do it,

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Speaker 1: as I was saying to Foreman last night that I

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Speaker 1: don't think everyone's working the line as they should be, Zis,

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Speaker 1: it's just sometimes, uh, sometimes it's very tiring work, and

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Speaker 1: the more we work, we don't necessarily gets any credit

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Speaker 1: for it. It's my point, Zully Zilists, you are making

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Speaker 1: great points. I mean it's hard to be a worker.

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Speaker 1: I mean those drones are the ones who have it easy.

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Speaker 1: Tell me just about it. You don't know what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. Us drones have a lot to do. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot to do. Were always on the go. For example,

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Speaker 1: working I mean moving work. No, I drone antwork. I

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Speaker 1: drone antwork. Try that you have one word, I have

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Speaker 1: to work. Look Um, they're gonna love you. Okay, just

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Speaker 1: you know, just um, you know, be yourself would be

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Speaker 1: my would be my My only thing to say to you.

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Speaker 1: You you're not second guessing this choice? Right? You want

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Speaker 1: to come? You want to come? Et everybody? Right, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, you know, most of my body's honey, I

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Speaker 1: feel like it's not a good idea. You know. Look,

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Speaker 1: You know. I just I don't know that me and

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Speaker 1: Demetrius what are you doing? Who is this? Who is

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Speaker 1: this to me? Hi? Hi? Everybody? Who? I was out

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Speaker 1: there working hard. I was like, fine, where were you

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Speaker 1: us where? You? Give me one second? So I was

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Speaker 1: talking dance. So I went to the field and I

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Speaker 1: found a little flower. Then I found a little friend.

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Speaker 1: This is my friend. Everybody, were's your queen? Who's your queen?

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Speaker 1: Who's your queen? Oh? Are you here? Who's your who's

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Speaker 1: I live in a representative republic monarchy. I'm a I'm

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Speaker 1: a honey stick boy boy. Part of my body's honey.

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Speaker 1: Are you hey? Hey everybody? I told him that we

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Speaker 1: any stick boy do? I? T T yeah? What does

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Speaker 1: that stand for? Internet talk? I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: in the nursery. This is our chance. I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you want all the routers next

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Speaker 1: Oh you later, yeah, zee you later. And I remember

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Speaker 1: just one time, I like this wash come at me

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Speaker 1: dummy number one and dummy number two? Do you do

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Speaker 1: you please not to stary the queen? Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. They have to keep coming out of here.

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Speaker 1: Good time. Okay, just trying to guard the door. You

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Speaker 1: know the password here is silently I'm nuts. Yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: see you guys. Oh sure there's a reason you're here

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Speaker 1: right now. Can't just stop buying? Say hi? You can't

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Speaker 1: good to see you as good to see you know,

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Speaker 1: work working, that's a fair questions. No, actually, I'm about

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Speaker 1: was seeking painted for your pal, So let's keep it

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Speaker 1: down and what's up? Okay, this is this is my buddy.

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Speaker 1: the door we're supposed to protect. Show you I'm going

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Speaker 1: I wanted to meet the queen. I think they would

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Speaker 1: stick boy. Yeah, we heard all about it. That's special.

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Speaker 1: she shut the funk up? Okay, what the fuck is wrong? Yeah? Yes,

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Speaker 1: you were interested. I don't understand what you're saying, you

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Speaker 1: blithering idiot. What are you saying? I'm saying, honey stickboy? Honey?

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Speaker 1: What's a honey stick boy? Let me let that up.

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Speaker 1: What's a honey sticks from a special breed of bees? What?

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Speaker 1: What does he want? What is he bringing me? Some thing?

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Speaker 1: Is the next? It's a be consume his body? Is?

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Speaker 1: There's that look when you go in there? Bring her

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Speaker 1: these zemas? Okay, she goes crazy for these things. Are

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of work to get done, but we

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Speaker 1: she's feeling good. What's up? Because if you blow us

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Speaker 1: might eat me. What the funk are you serious, dude?

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Speaker 1: She's the queen Okay, Yeah, I'll do the best I can. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a big score. Oh what the this is supposed

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Speaker 1: paying them a lot of money. They're gonna wrap everything

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Speaker 1: if things break? What if things fall apart? You know,

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Speaker 1: coming in. It's Bruce from Loaded and Locked. Hey, Bruce's

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Speaker 1: I mean that a should be in first, saken, Bruce, Spruce,

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Speaker 1: So this is my wife, Sherry. You've you've met. Um.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave you to alone, Bruce, if you could,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get the bubble up inside the piano. Outside.

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Speaker 1: We'll pum milk inside of the piano. Whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: do you mean, well, it's just that this we have

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Speaker 1: well we're time. We're paying. I just want to make

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Speaker 1: I get it loaded and locked. Oh my god, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I might have oversold it a little bit. It's not's great,

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Speaker 1: Oh I hadn't even Bruce. You should be really proud

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Speaker 1: And we'll start our own government right here, right now.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're not moving up and now we're moving in.

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Speaker 1: All right, buddy, all right, I would tell you some

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Speaker 1: But Bruce, uh neighbor coming over here to drop off

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Speaker 1: back in. Oh yeah maybe in Today's not the day

418
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 1: to bring your kids over, Bud. You know, we're moving

419
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: and stuff. What's all these tattoos? Uh? They look satanic

420
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: in nature? Devil deviltte to a tree. Okay, well I'm

421
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 1: gonna want no Why did you want one? Awesome? No tattoo?

422
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: A cab with me? If you want tamp tom Oh,

423
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the tattoo. I'll get the tattoo. Yeah,

424
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 1: excuse me. Are are you the homeowner? Yeah? Yeah, hi,

425
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: we are. We just moved in next door, my family

426
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: and I. We are six human sized elephants. Uh So,

427
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,479
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be upfront with that. I mean,

428
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: you can see, you can see that we're all human sized.

429
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 1: You see, honey, you don't want to have to tell him.

430
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: You can see we're sitting there, six of us and

431
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: we're human sized elephants. You know. Not not what you're expecting,

432
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: but maybe not bad, maybe not bad. I just wanted

433
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: to let you know we're here, and we see that

434
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: you're you're moving out. I guess okay, well that's yeah,

435
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: that's too bad. We we can certainly help you know,

436
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: you want us to pack some trunks for you. I

437
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: love to pack. I'm a packer. Sorry. You know, you

438
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: know there might be one item in my house that

439
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: you guys might appreciate. It's a piano. Oh I thought

440
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: you were going to say peanuts. Then we get a

441
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: look at the tricks here. You can see six human

442
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: size elephants mighty way into this. So just see what

443
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: are we gonna do about it? We gotta What are

444
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: we gonna do about it? Oh? Yeah, very good, very

445
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: good in it? I love it? I love it? What

446
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: are we gonna do about it? It's bargeim to check.

447
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna get a little napstick here. Everyone

448
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: pick out a weeping Okay, I'm going to take the right. Yea,

449
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: I'll take the right, all right, I'll take the gun alright?

450
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: Which one the pistols? All right? Sweetheart? Weren't you supposed

451
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: to be moving today? Why are you home so early? You? James?

452
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: You were kind of and I felt like I was

453
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: calling you all day and like you weren't answering the phone.

454
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: Did something happen to you at work? At the at

455
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: the moving company? Um, here's the thing is. I showed

456
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: up and I had parked the truck really far down

457
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: the driveway, and and I had told them all that

458
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: if we want to get the hours, then we want

459
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: to walk all the way to the end of the driveway.

460
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: And as soon as they pulled it back really close,

461
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck it, nobody listens to me. So

462
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: I quit the job. I will towards you too. I

463
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 1: quit the job. I can get a different job. I

464
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: don't need to be part of a moving company. Okay.

465
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,479
Speaker 1: So looking at your resume here, you were working at

466
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: Loaded and Locked for the past eight months? Is that correct?

467
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, generally eight months? Sure? Seven? I

468
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: mean this is this is your resume. So you tell

469
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: me it said eight months on, Well it was eight

470
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: months ago, but I worked there for seven months. I

471
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: really just needed job. So I don't want to argue

472
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: with you because you're the boss him right, So, but

473
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: you said it was really seven months. I worked there

474
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: for seven months, okay, which it was. It would have

475
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,239
Speaker 1: been eight months, but just bade to the eight months mark, right,

476
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: it would have been nine months? Did you made to

477
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: the nine months mark? But why why did you write

478
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: eight months and then correct me? Here? Bruce, Baby, I

479
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: don't think I want to move, Bruce. Thank you so much?

480
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: Which Bruce, you're talking to? Bruce? What's going on here? Um?

481
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: I got rolfed and I feel great, and I'm sorry.

482
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: I think that's why I've been so mean and reactive.

483
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: But also you've been mean and reactive and you made

484
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: me feel crazy. But I think we were both crazy,

485
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: or maybe just you were crazy. Maybe we should both

486
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: sit down with Bruce to sort of unpack that. But

487
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: is that a dead man in our driveway? I don't

488
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: give a shit, Bruce, did you rolf my wife? I

489
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: did rolf? Your word, she did? Mm hmm. Excuse me,

490
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: excuse me. A bit that piano you showed me is

491
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: made almost completely out of ivory. Bingo, bingo. I'm not

492
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: a good man, do you understand, but myself, I'm a

493
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: bad husband human elephant. Yes, I'm a human sized elephant.

494
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: And clearly we're not welcome in this neighborhood if you're

495
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: using ivory pianos. I was my husband's piano. I never

496
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: knew anything about it. Husband, Ice, What how did you

497
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: do that on your phone? Okay, well, I'm looking at

498
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: this short story you wrote on the back of your

499
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: resume and something about six human sized elephants. It's not

500
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: a short story, that's the truth. When you say short story,

501
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: it sounds like it's fiction. Did you not hear about

502
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: the six human size elephants that moved into they were

503
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,719
Speaker 1: hunted down the Australians finally got him. You didn't hear

504
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: about that? Look, this is I don't know. I I

505
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: t you should see the incredible tech I can do.

506
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: Tommy Tommy. I know I'm just shadowing management today, but

507
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: can I can I throw in a little bit here?

508
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: Can we circle back to the eight versus nine months

509
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: on the job and the audacity that you would argue

510
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: during a interview for this tsshul is if he's the boss,

511
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: then I don't want to be in here. But I

512
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: and it was seven Okay, I never said nine months. Okay,

513
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: So I'm Tommy. I'm just show sorry again. But I'm

514
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: gonna just look. The password is red flag, and this

515
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: son of a bitch is made from head to toe

516
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: a red Yeah. This is Bruce, the owner of Loaded

517
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: and Locked. Uh. You you said you were checking on

518
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: a reference. Yeah, I'm I'm trying to find out. Do

519
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: you do you know a guy by the name of

520
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: Jasper Wing? Bellow? Jasper Wing Bellow. No, it's James Heeney.

521
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: Your resume says Jasper Wing Bellow. Why does your resume state?

522
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, I forgot my weapon. I've got a right story. No,

523
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: you don't have a right here. I don't you do

524
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: not You've got guess? Oh no, I guess I'm gonna

525
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: have to take the human saws elephants with this. It's

526
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,720
Speaker 1: right there by myself, all right, and they are decided

527
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: to not take any whipping is a form of pisipism,

528
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 1: all right now we all know it. But you started

529
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: to give that. You want to tell me just to

530
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: hunt things in part him just because you used this.

531
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: I like to hang out with you. You're my friends.

532
00:34:55,400 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 1: You might of friends, prince, my prince coaches. Here they come, here,

533
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: they come. You invited me to be a pot chat skin,

534
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 1: so you can say whatever you want about me. Less

535
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: enough of the punts, all right, excuse me, I'm sorry, um, sorry, No,

536
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: you're not gonna SoRs left. You just ask me, and

537
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna forget this. I'll just be gold in

538
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: the cheese. That was accidental. That was you don't like

539
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: it when I'm funny. And yet you know what my

540
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: eyes closed out March too. The elephant graveyard right now,

541
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: buy myself my chess. You can see it all. So

542
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,959
Speaker 1: did he confirm or not that I was an employee there?

543
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: He said you were for six months? Well, and that

544
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: I've seen too. Oh my god, just the way you

545
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: think it was. That was so happy the negotiations over

546
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 1: being funny. Three comes from Chris, who wrote, Hey, it's Chris.

547
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 1: You love me. Go ahead, I'll except some phrase, but

548
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: you digress. My scene is a prank show. I hope

549
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: Craig is here for this. I love you guys, best regards,

550
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: and if James would follow my gaming stream, I would

551
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: die at ex Luton X on Facebook. Have fun, Chris

552
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 1: Luton from Oregon. All right, we're here on location. Well

553
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: we have Marcy Bill if I could, I'm gonna stop

554
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: you right there. If you just take it again from

555
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: the beginning of the copy, that was great. I'm just

556
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: so nervous. It's okay, it happens to all of us.

557
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 1: Just take a Sorry, her name is just her name

558
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: is Marcy Bourbon. It's not Marcy Bilbo. That's a I'm

559
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,879
Speaker 1: just reading a little script here. I'm sorry, guys, sorry

560
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: to interrupt. Sound Um. I think he swept through the

561
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: mic tape and the mic and it's dripping and I can't.

562
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: I can't. He's not tea five. Okay, do you mind

563
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: if I go up take it's so good, so wet. Okay,

564
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm shows yeah, yeah, yeah, I never

565
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:47,280
Speaker 1: never seen somebody in this wet but you're doing okay,

566
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: just my first time doing and hosting one of these

567
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: pranksos nuts, I brought a little gun on me just

568
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: in case. Okay, um, no, I don't know. I don't

569
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,320
Speaker 1: know what you mean? What what do you mean? Everybody?

570
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: All right, everybody gather up, gather up, ep on the scene,

571
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. All right, now listen,

572
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: it's no secret network is breathing down our backs. Okay,

573
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: is next? Next? Next? I know, Look, this next prank

574
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,479
Speaker 1: has got to be the prank you know what I'm saying,

575
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: the prank of all pranks. You know what I'm saying.

576
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,959
Speaker 1: It's gotta be the uber prank. You know what I'm saying,

577
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: it's gotta be the prankiest prank that's ever pranked. You

578
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Alright, Yes, I guess. And there's

579
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,959
Speaker 1: no chance we're gonna get sued if anything happens wrong,

580
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: Like there's a chance there's a chance us personally. We

581
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: aren't personally, We're just I'm just crew, just the crew, everybody,

582
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: just the job. I mean, if somebody gets hurt, I

583
00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: don't want to be aliable gets hurt. Now, everybody, all right,

584
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: I see any resume here, you have one of your

585
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 1: crew member yeah, both both of you were members. Okay,

586
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: all right, so you were both part of Q and

587
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: ON and that's your resume. You just want to tell

588
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: me that you were both involved with and yeah, I

589
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 1: mean that's a really job. You know. We're we're looking

590
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 1: for key grips lighting you know, yeah, yeah, no, weed,

591
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 1: that's why we're here. But we're also we work quite

592
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: a bit for the Q and AN organization. Alright, this

593
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: is a unique gig. So can't really uh dig into that.

594
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: You don't know what the problem is? What the hell?

595
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: All right, guys, very excited, very excited EP here on

596
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 1: the scene. If you know what I mean, please just

597
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: stop doing the EP thing. That's my position, I know,

598
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: but I don't say my job before I speak to

599
00:39:55,400 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: people every time because try um the gaff a girl

600
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 1: is here to say I don't like Okay, where is

601
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: miss Bourbon by the way, I need to speak to her.

602
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: She's the star, Marcy. I want to take you out

603
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: on a very special birthday, okay, So I want you

604
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,720
Speaker 1: to dress up in something that makes you feel great.

605
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: I want you to look like you feel like a

606
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: million dollars. Okay, this feels creepy, don Marcy I just

607
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: want to celebrate your birthday and do something special from

608
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: taking you out on a date. I want to go

609
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: on a date. That would be nice. But the way

610
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: you're telling me you want me to dress up, Like

611
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: what do you want me to look like? I don't know.

612
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: I would just say, in case we see anybody out

613
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: in public, like look good? Do I not usually look?

614
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: That's not what I mean, Marcy, I just mean Dan,

615
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: Why would you say that? I'm just saying sometimes, like

616
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: why do we look like? You always look great? You

617
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: know what? In fact, if this is how you want

618
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: to look at what? All? Right? Everybody? So he be

619
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 1: here on the scene. If no one to mean, Okay,

620
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 1: we're talking real quick. So Marcy will be showing up.

621
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: You will be showing up soon. So I need everybody

622
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: in their places. So when she pulls up, what's your

623
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: name is? I'm sorry, I just have a little question here.

624
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 1: So so I'm when I when um, you know, I'm

625
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just doing am I Am I going to

626
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: be the first contact with Marcy? Am I gonna just

627
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: bring her in? Am I gonna bring her in? So

628
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: you know you're in the booth, right, You're the one

629
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: who's talking to our audience. You're the narrator. Guys, you

630
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: guys from you? Yes, you guys from you? Yeah you

631
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: are you? Are you pulling a prank on someone? Yeah? Yeah?

632
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: This guy knows that we're pulling a prank. She's gonna

633
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: know when she shows up too. Yeah. But we're using

634
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: her being in love with her boyfriend as a thick veil. Oh,

635
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: we gotta cover, We gotta cover the truck. Hey, what's

636
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: your name? Bud? Toby? Toby Toby, see this line for me?

637
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: Say how much? How much? Oh? Huh? So when Marcy

638
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: pulls up looking real good, No, he says, what is

639
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: your plan? What is your anyway? I can hop out?

640
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm happy to help out. I love pranks. Can you

641
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: say dream is to be on a prank show? Well?

642
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: All right, so we have Marcy driving up right now

643
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: with a boyfriend Dan. Now what Marcy doesn't know is

644
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: that this restaurant is filled to the brim with bees

645
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 1: and they are pissed. So right as soon as they

646
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 1: get their first course, we're gonna dump about six tons

647
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: of bees right into the restaurant. This is gonna get you.

648
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 1: Ain't okay here they come. I just I just didn't

649
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: know you hated me. It didn't know you thought I

650
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: love you. This is your favorite restaurant, this was you

651
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: know what I actually planted this. I don't look like

652
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: a piece of ship like I usually do. Oh my,

653
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: can I get you to a table? I don't know

654
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,240
Speaker 1: the turds? Where do you see the fat tird birthday?

655
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: Because that's what my boyfriend thinks I am. Basically, that

656
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:31,240
Speaker 1: is not what I think you are. What do I want? Gesture?

657
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: What do you want me to want to do? Well?

658
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: Hold on, we have a reservation. It's from Marcy Bourbon.

659
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 1: You should know about this. And secondly, Marcy, I'm just

660
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: saying that if you act like this in front of people,

661
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: they're gonna you are. I'm just saying, but you should

662
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: stop noting her to death, if I may, sir you. Yeah,

663
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 1: that's what it is. It's being noted to death. Thank you.

664
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 1: That's what it feels like. This morning's like, why don't

665
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: you put something on you know that, you know, maybe

666
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: put something on nice And it's like I look down,

667
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,399
Speaker 1: I'm wearing all right, budd you want to be a star,

668
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: You're gonna say how much? And that's gonna cute the bees. Okay, okay,

669
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: what's the context, what's the concept? Dude? Look at me?

670
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: Look I'm the ep if nobody I mean, I'm all

671
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: at the scene scene I can get real mean you

672
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: want to make the green yo? B b b Okay,

673
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go get the longer. You know it's

674
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: one of you. I'm with Marshy Bourbon. I'm I'm the

675
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: boyfriend for the for the joint show. Is there somebody

676
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 1: here that I can talk to? All right? I just

677
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: make drinks. I'm drink their drinks. I drink the drinks.

678
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 1: I drink what's that murderer? That's like I all the drinks.

679
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: Make Jack a good boy. I'm like that you're thinking of.

680
00:44:55,680 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm here because of red Rum. Try

681
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: this one. I drink your milk. Jake part of the

682
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: production company. All right, we'll move on. Then I realized

683
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: I forgot my EPI pen. But it shouldn't be a problem.

684
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 1: Can I refill your waters here? I don't know if

685
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: water going to make me fatter and uglier? Dan uh Marcy,

686
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: I just think that what if? What if? Per se

687
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: the things that you were saying to me at this table,

688
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,439
Speaker 1: I don't know other people in America could see. Yeah,

689
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: tell me when to stop. We'll both have water. We'll

690
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: both have water. Yeah, we'll just start. Were you gonna

691
00:45:47,840 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: cuss at our waiter? Gonna cut? Okay, everybody gather around.

692
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: It's um me, you got it? Your DP? What's up?

693
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the rapp it? The whole this

694
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: show is wrapped. I'm never gonna work in this town again. Well,

695
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:27,439
Speaker 1: I think weoint it too hard. This town is very big.

696
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: It's a pretty small town. There's other towns you can look.

697
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: Youoint is dead to the hospital. No, no, no, you

698
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: signed you signed an agreement. You those were bees. Those

699
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: were murder horning. Yeah, you're gonna be all right. Do

700
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,919
Speaker 1: you look pretty good? I get stung by honey stick?

701
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: Did they get you in the honey stick? Is that

702
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: what happened? I'm doing the out now, and it seems

703
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: like all the bodies are filled to the home at

704
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 1: three in the morning. Bill Well, well, sir, you're you're

705
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: of MTV. You should know that. Here at the autopsy

706
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: and you seemed to be having a good time down

707
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: there is there's some booze going around, some some high jinks.

708
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: You got some some liquor. No, no, sir, no, I'm

709
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: very sober. I just want you to know that you

710
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: cut somebody open, and you thought you'd call me three

711
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: in the morning to laugh your way through some information

712
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: back to sleep. It's just some asshole from work. I

713
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: can't go back to sleep. We're out of pills, idiot. Well,

714
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: if you're gonna sing it, I'll definitely get up and

715
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: get some more pills. Thank you. I gotta get up,

716
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 1: so make it, make it quick. What's going on? Well,

717
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I the way I process fear is laughter.

718
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: There is so so much honey in these bodies. What

719
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: do you want me to do about it? I just

720
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: want you to be aware that there's anything to drink

721
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: them with. I don't I love you. I'm gonna go

722
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: get some liquid. Okay, walk me through this to you

723
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: open them up. There's all kinds of goole and honey inside,

724
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 1: and then something said to you call your boss. I'm

725
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: just going by protocol, right, and so now what do

726
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: I do because I'm getting water from my wife? Chain

727
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: of command? You know, I need to know that they're

728
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:46,760
Speaker 1: you got Steve. You've got Steve number great co Steve okay, okay, okay,

729
00:48:48,800 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: and one one one one one one. Why Steve, what's

730
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: the emergency. I'm not Steve, I'm Steve. What's the emergency, Steve?

731
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: What's the emergency? Uh? Sir, I'm calling because here at

732
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: the MT autopsy. Uh, it's fifteen in the morning. I know, sir,

733
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: I know. I'm calling to let you know that that

734
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: all the bodies from your wing. Who is it? Who's

735
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: calling you? It's it's I don't even know, honestly, somebody

736
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: from MTV. It's really late from the autopsy section of MTV.

737
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:38,760
Speaker 1: I'm horny. Go back to sleep. I'm horny now, alright, alright,

738
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: I can handle this. I can handle this. Who is this?

739
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: Who are you talking to? I've gotta I gotta handy

740
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: j right now or most of my partner can't go

741
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: to sleep. So you've woken it up. You woke the

742
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: track and are you receiving or are you giving? I'm

743
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: doing all the work right now. I'm doing all the

744
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:13,919
Speaker 1: work on both of us. So what's the problem. What's guys?

745
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: You call me at three fifteen in the morning. The uh,

746
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: the bodies are filled to the brim with handy. I'm

747
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: sorry it's hard to focus. It's hard to focus. What's

748
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 1: going on? Filled to the brim with what? Okay, okay,

749
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: I don't see the problem. It sounds like a good

750
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: thing to be filled with. Honey, Steve, thank you for

751
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: coming to my office. UM, I think you know what

752
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:56,720
Speaker 1: you're here. I have no idea. I have no idea.

753
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: I was surprised. I this is sur pricing. I never

754
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 1: get called into this office. We're gonna have to cancel.

755
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:08,479
Speaker 1: You doing. What are you? I don't watch I don't

756
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: watch our programming, Steve. I'm sorry, Okay, too many people

757
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: have passed. This is the fifth time? What this is

758
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: the fifth time? No, I know it's the fifth time.

759
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 1: It's just I mean we've done hundreds of shows. It's

760
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: just five times. Hold on one second, let me just

761
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: hand this phone to you, Steve. What's the emergency. Maybe

762
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: I'm horny. I did at work right now. Whatever you

763
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: can do right now would be helpful. I miss your

764
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: handy jays. Steve. I want to talk to you, and

765
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: I want you to stay on the phone. All right, So, uh,

766
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: what do you think we should do? Um? Hold time

767
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: a second? Uh? Um to use this time to be clever?

768
00:51:55,920 --> 00:52:00,080
Speaker 1: Answer his question while simultaneously making me horny. Okay, so

769
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: we're gonna do okay, okay? So, uh boy, is it? So?

770
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: I see your last employer was MTV Autopsies. Well technically

771
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: it was joined. Yes, let me just say the parent

772
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 1: company of the parent company of the pranks, so jointsies. Okay,

773
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 1: and uh it says here your name is Jasper Wingfellow.

774
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: Oh gee, that's not right, that is not correct, but

775
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: that is our show today. Oh I don't remember a

776
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: last time we were all laid out at the same time.

777
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 1: Nice work, James with the unquote Handy j. All right,

778
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: let's thank all of our alchemists for we We certainly

779
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: know that we had a good time, and I hope

780
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: you did to, Starting with the lovely and talented James.

781
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: He need James. I owed a car wash called Handy J.

782
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: By the way, there's Washington on Washington Boulevard. And Um,

783
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: I did not know that it stood for something other

784
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: than that name that car washed, So thank you for that. Um.

785
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: Is there anything you'd like folks to know other than

786
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: your wordplay? Uh? Well. On Wednesday nights at eight pm

787
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 1: Pacific Standard time, Bear Supply does a live stream so

788
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: check it out. Was it on the twitch? Where's it

789
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: twitch at BS Comedy? Okay, well twitch slash BS Comedy.

790
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: Thank you, Dr Handy, Vanessa Raglan, James is devastating stress

791
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: reaction to his partners morning. It's like the most relatable feeling.

792
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 1: Oh god, I have to deal with that. Yes, reaction

793
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,919
Speaker 1: was perfect. Thank you so much for joining us again.

794
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: Folks would go to DNAs entire predor dot com for

795
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: upcoming events. Yeah, we've got so many fun things going on.

796
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:00,320
Speaker 1: We've got a lot of live stream, a lot of

797
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: really exciting cool folks and doing weird stuff all the time,

798
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: so come check it out. Awesome. Great to have you

799
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 1: back in the fold, of course. Craig Kakowski. Wow. Great

800
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: to have the original crew back today. So much um

801
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 1: yeah at Kikowski on Twitter. Not a lot of the

802
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: acting work coming in right now, but I am doing

803
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 1: some ralfing on the sides, so yeah, direct message me

804
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: and we'll set something. He can release those demons like

805
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: nobody else. Christoph Varado, thank you so much. Palo, thank you,

806
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,720
Speaker 1: and thank you. James Heeney. In that moment, James I realized,

807
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: you know what James is A is a and giving lover.

808
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: You know, he was in the middle of it all

809
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 1: and still wanted to be there for his lover. I

810
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: just love that moment. Um at Chris Varado Instagram. UM

811
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 1: at the Comedy Fix my my new podcast where we

812
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 1: discuss comedy stuff. And also thank you to Alchemy that

813
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 1: this morning I woke up to find I was the

814
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 1: Alchemist of the week. I don't know very I mean

815
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,720
Speaker 1: that in four dollars will get you a cup of coffee.

816
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: So thank you for for congratulations. And Vanessa's right, the

817
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: word stress definitely factored into it. Was like the speed

818
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 1: of a horny partner. Joseph of gary Land, thank you

819
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: so much as always, thank you for having me. Thank

820
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 1: you for James for scaring us all today. That was fantastic.

821
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 1: Check out Alchemy. This is Instagram. That's it. Um, that's

822
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: all I got. Yeah, fair enough, I got. Let's thank

823
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 1: our engineering producer with the Stars, Mr Beane. Fine folks

824
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 1: that I heard media. I'man host. Kevin Pollack, thank you

825
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:59,399
Speaker 1: all so very damn much. Please continue to UM, look

826
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: out for each other and we'll get through everything. If

827
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 1: that's all you do. UM write a review if you

828
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:10,439
Speaker 1: have some time. Melvin That's how I cleared my throat.

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Speaker 1: Now uh doctor recommended it works so well. Um yeah.

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Speaker 1: Put on a mass of golf, your your friends and strangers,

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Speaker 1: and thank you for joining us. As always, until next time.