Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlywed?
Speaker 2: With Dean Aungler, Kaylen Miller Keys and Jared haven An
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1: What is going on? Everybody?
Speaker 3: Welcome to a brand new special edition of Help We
Speaker 3: Suck At Being Newlyweds?
Speaker 1: Is it brand new? Yes? Is it a special edition?
Speaker 1: You'd be the judge. You'll find out in about forty
Speaker 1: minutes when the podcast ends and you're like, oh, that
Speaker 1: was either really good or.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I was expecting a big bomb to drave.
Speaker 3: Can someone get us a nice headline this week?
Speaker 1: Please? Kaylin?
Speaker 2: Perhaps, Well that's usually your duty, So we'll see what
Speaker 2: you come up with this week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, like Dean talk, I mean, there'll be a
Speaker 1: headline somewhere in there.
Speaker 3: You guys want to talk about duty. We do that
Speaker 3: a lot on this podcast already. H no, no, oh
Speaker 3: yeah right. Well, so for the listeners, I am home
Speaker 3: in Las Vegas, in our beautiful home, and Kaylin's not
Speaker 3: with me, and it makes me really really sad, and
Speaker 3: it's just it's well, it's just funny. How normally it's
Speaker 3: the opposite way of this. You're here, I'm gone, But
Speaker 3: now I'm here and you're gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dean is on dutiful dog dad duty. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of d's. Dean came home to watch out because
Speaker 2: tonight I'm going to Taylor Swift and then tomorrow I
Speaker 2: leave for my bachelorette. So he's taking care of the
Speaker 2: little guy while I do fun things like that.
Speaker 1: Where's t Swift?
Speaker 2: La?
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you. Are you gonna have so
Speaker 1: much fun?
Speaker 2: Yes? I just feel like a little scatterbrained, like there's
Speaker 2: so much going on Taylor Swift, my bachelorette, Like so
Speaker 2: many texts are coming through about plans for tonight and tomorrow,
Speaker 2: and I feel a little, a little frazzled, but excited.
Speaker 1: What's frazzling?
Speaker 2: You just like timing of things, and you know, people
Speaker 2: flying in, scheduling arrivals and then sending out fits and
Speaker 2: all sorts of things. You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, Jared, did you have a bachelor party? I
Speaker 3: can't remember you had like a smaller one or something, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well we did that small one in La where it
Speaker 1: was just we, like, my buddy Chad came into town.
Speaker 1: And then I don't think you came golfing with us.
Speaker 1: I think you had something to do. But then you
Speaker 1: came to dinner that night and it would just be
Speaker 1: Nick Chad Tanner. And then I had a small one
Speaker 1: on the East Coast because I didn't want people to
Speaker 1: have to you know, it's quite a long flight, you know,
Speaker 1: coast to coast. It's not like and oh just flying
Speaker 1: an hour, it's quick. It's a six hour flight. So
Speaker 1: then I did a very small thing on the East
Speaker 1: Coast as well, where it was my dad, my two cousins,
Speaker 1: my brother in law, and one of my close friends Kenny,
Speaker 1: and we went golfing and then went to a low
Speaker 1: sino and just went out that night. So but it
Speaker 1: was fun, it was a good time. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I listen, so before I say anything, klin Is, is
Speaker 1: your bachelor at party a one day, one night thing.
Speaker 1: What's the length of.
Speaker 2: This Thursday to Sunday? And damn it seems like yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I just really I wanted it
Speaker 2: to last as long as it possibly could. And it
Speaker 2: does feel like a long time, but it feels like
Speaker 2: a good amount of time because people get there Thursday evening,
Speaker 2: we've got Friday, we've got Saturday, we leave Sunday.
Speaker 1: So it feels good. And then what's the itinerary?
Speaker 2: So I planned everything myself because I am just very
Speaker 2: type A and I knew exactly how I wanted it,
Speaker 2: so I just planned it all. And Tomorrow, Yeah, Tomorrow,
Speaker 2: we're just gonna have a pizza party, very chill. The
Speaker 2: next day we have this picnic that I'm super excited about.
Speaker 2: So this brand, Selki sent us everyone a dress and
Speaker 2: they're like these very long, romantic gowns, and that what
Speaker 2: I envisioned was like a Bridgerton style picnic tea party.
Speaker 2: So we're all going to be in these you know,
Speaker 2: over the top dresses. And then I'm surprising everyone with
Speaker 2: a puppy party. So there's a dog rescue in San
Speaker 2: Diego and they're bringing in puppies and senior dogs and
Speaker 2: so we're gonna like, you know, have lunch and a
Speaker 2: tea party and then just have little dogs running around.
Speaker 2: So that's Friday.
Speaker 1: Are these dogs adoptable?
Speaker 2: Yes, And so I'm going to share like, you know,
Speaker 2: the personalities and everything about them on my socials and
Speaker 2: hopefully get them adopted.
Speaker 1: But you're getting a dog this weekend.
Speaker 4: Bro, Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 2: Was I was gonna send you.
Speaker 4: Let me just show you.
Speaker 2: He is so cute, so seniors and puppies. Obviously we're
Speaker 2: not a puppy family. His name is.
Speaker 1: Chapo, Chapo el Chapel.
Speaker 2: Look how cute.
Speaker 4: He's so cute his tongue hangs out. But yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: super excited. So the girls don't know.
Speaker 2: About that, and I feel like they'll all be super
Speaker 2: excited about it. Keep saying excited. That's just the word
Speaker 2: of the weekended weekend.
Speaker 1: Do you think Alison was excited for us to get Chapo?
Speaker 2: No, I mean, ideally, I would love to get him,
Speaker 2: but it's not realistic.
Speaker 4: Also, d D is super cute.
Speaker 1: Why is it not realistic?
Speaker 2: Because we fly a lot with al and usually I'm
Speaker 2: flying alone to meet Dean somewhere, so I couldn't fly
Speaker 2: with two dogs.
Speaker 1: Also, it's it's frustrating.
Speaker 3: How like a plane ticket for us is sixty bucks,
Speaker 3: let's say, and then it's all no matter how far
Speaker 3: or how short the flight is, it's one hundred and
Speaker 3: ten dollars for a dog. So it's like, how does
Speaker 3: my dog cost more than my seat? Just it would
Speaker 3: be a lot to spend two hundred dollars every single
Speaker 3: time we flew somewhere with the.
Speaker 2: Puppies technically be four hundred. R owl's two hundred right now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the return, yes, so we couldn't we couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: But I'm going to try to convince my friends to
Speaker 2: get another dog or a dog nice.
Speaker 3: That's great, Hopefully they end up adopting some How many
Speaker 3: people are going to your bachelorette.
Speaker 4: There's nine of us, so it feels like a good amount.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And on Saturday we have pickleball, so I got custom
Speaker 2: pickleball paddles for everyone, matching dresses for everyone. And I
Speaker 2: don't know, Dian and I were talking about this. I
Speaker 2: put ring the bells that's kind of like our wedding.
Speaker 4: Hashtag or squashed this.
Speaker 1: I thought we figured it out.
Speaker 2: I'm still I'm still not convinced. So it says ring
Speaker 2: the bells bells is b E L L apostrophe s
Speaker 2: Is it supposed to have the apostrophe or is it
Speaker 2: not it's supposed to He says yes, I think no.
Speaker 1: And also, Dean, there's no way on your wedding weekend
Speaker 1: that anybody is going to be doing a hashtag with
Speaker 1: an apostrophe in it. It's just whether you want to
Speaker 1: have an apostrophe or not. It's not going to well a,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't care about the hashtags.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not for the hashtag. It's for my
Speaker 2: own OCD because the pickleball paddles say ring the bells
Speaker 2: with an apostrophe, and I thought it wasn't supposed to
Speaker 2: have one. So it's driving me crazy.
Speaker 3: It's supposed to have it. What Okay, let me just
Speaker 3: everything aside real quick. When you hear ring the bells
Speaker 3: in our from our perspective, what do you think of?
Speaker 3: Like where does your head go?
Speaker 1: Bells? Obviously like Santa Okay, Kaitlin, yeah, same, Like what
Speaker 1: are the what are the bells that are being wrong?
Speaker 1: Are they us?
Speaker 2: Like the bell like ringing a big bell? Yeah, like
Speaker 2: something like that, oh coming, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So that's why you guys don't like the apostrophe. The
Speaker 3: point of the phrase ring the bells in our sense
Speaker 3: is because it is that, but it's also saying like
Speaker 3: we're putting rings on our fingers and we're becoming bells.
Speaker 3: So in order for it to be a play on
Speaker 3: words specific to us, it has to be possessive, and
Speaker 3: it's like saying we're ringing ourselves. That's that's where the
Speaker 3: disconnect is. That's how I perceive it. I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure i'm not. But it's saying like we're
Speaker 3: ringing ourselves, and that's it's also a common phrase for
Speaker 3: getting phrase for getting married is ring the bells.
Speaker 2: Okay, Maddie and Easton say it does need an apostrophe.
Speaker 2: I do want to say, while you were teaching us,
Speaker 2: Diane has mentioned a few times that he wants to
Speaker 2: be a substitute teacher, and I think you'd be really
Speaker 2: good at it. Oh yeah, you're so calm with teaching us.
Speaker 1: Great check, Thank you so much. It's funny.
Speaker 3: Through some of my hikes, I've met some teachers on
Speaker 3: like the mountains, and every time I meet one, I'm like, like,
Speaker 3: I'm It's hard for me to say I'm jealous, because like,
Speaker 3: if I really wanted to do it, I could go
Speaker 3: and teach. And also it's hard to be envious of
Speaker 3: a teacher in today's world because they're so underappreciated and undervalued.
Speaker 3: But I would love to be a teacher, like a
Speaker 3: substitute pe teacher. I could be a substitute math teacher
Speaker 3: or just like a general any any type of subjects,
Speaker 3: as long as it's like sixth grade or below. But yeah,
Speaker 3: that's that's my dream vocation if it paid a reasonable amount,
Speaker 3: which I'm here to advocate for teachers getting paid more.
Speaker 1: I think they should be paid more.
Speaker 3: It's crazy that we have so much, like so much
Speaker 3: of our future is based on our youth, and yet
Speaker 3: we're still paying teachers, you know, forty thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 3: It should be maybe not like as much as doctors
Speaker 3: or anything like that, but like it should definitely be
Speaker 3: at least a livable wage within you know, like maybe
Speaker 3: high five digits, even into the six digits.
Speaker 1: But that's a that's a subject for another time, I guess.
Speaker 3: But yeah, anyways, I'll have to say I love I
Speaker 3: love the idea of being a teacher. It would be
Speaker 3: so much fun to work with kids. I feel like
Speaker 3: I am a kid, but like a bigger version of one,
Speaker 3: So it would be fun to like get to hang
Speaker 3: out with them and do all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: But Jared, to your point earlier about the flying from
Speaker 3: coast to coast for bachelor parties, I wanted to invite
Speaker 3: you to mine, which I still haven't really planned yet,
Speaker 3: by the way, but I like, I've got a couple
Speaker 3: other friends that live, like ones in New York, ones
Speaker 3: in Florida, and I feel really guilty about like asking
Speaker 3: them to come out to the West Coast for these
Speaker 3: three days.
Speaker 1: You know, I know it's tough. That's why, Calen, I'm
Speaker 1: so happy that your friends are coming out and you're
Speaker 1: having a long bachelorette party. But I didn't want to
Speaker 1: do that because I was like, I can't have people
Speaker 1: because most people are already flying to the wedding. So
Speaker 1: I was like, shit, now I'm going to make them
Speaker 1: pay for even another flight to a bachelorette or a
Speaker 1: bachelor party. I was like, I can't do that. I'll
Speaker 1: figure it out.
Speaker 4: Well, that's uh.
Speaker 2: I had two girls coming in from North Carolina, and
Speaker 2: I felt really guilty about it. They can't come anymore,
Speaker 2: so everyone is either driving in. I have a friend
Speaker 2: flying in from Washington and then Jess Clark flying in
Speaker 2: from Denver. So the flights aren't terrible, and I really
Speaker 2: wanted to make it like as affordable as possible. People
Speaker 2: are only you know, I covered the hotel and everything
Speaker 2: and have most of the things covered because I just
Speaker 2: I wanted to people are spending so much on our wedding.
Speaker 2: I was like, I want you to spend it the
Speaker 2: least amount as possible, and I don't want you to stress,
Speaker 2: because I've seen my friends stress over planning bachelorettes, and
Speaker 2: that's why I was like, I'm just going to handle it.
Speaker 2: And it's been totally stress free for me to plan.
Speaker 4: It and fun.
Speaker 2: So not paying a lot and stress free that is
Speaker 2: that's the goal of this weekend.
Speaker 1: That's what I tried to do.
Speaker 3: But all of the ideas that I had, they the
Speaker 3: companies were like, no, okay, I lost kick Rocks. But
Speaker 3: that's that's been a big thing that my friends keep saying.
Speaker 3: I keep getting deflated because I've had like six people
Speaker 3: cancel on my bachelor party, which again still is unplanned.
Speaker 3: It's going to happen in three weeks, so I can
Speaker 3: understand why they can't slip, but they're like, oh, I
Speaker 3: just can't swing spending six hundred bucks for a weekend
Speaker 3: before spending however much to get to your wedding and
Speaker 3: be there at the wedding.
Speaker 1: So it's stressful. I feel guilty, Like you were.
Speaker 2: Saying, would you rather people come to the wedding or
Speaker 2: your bachelor party, if that's what they're saying.
Speaker 1: It, Yeah, wedding, obviously, it's not obviously, I don't think
Speaker 1: it's I don't think it's I don't think it's as
Speaker 1: far ahead as the bachelor party as you might think.
Speaker 3: Like with the bachelor party, it'll be a smaller crowd.
Speaker 3: They're like my closer friends. It'll be more like, you know,
Speaker 3: social in terms of like hanging out with the person.
Speaker 3: At the wedding, I feel like we're going to be
Speaker 3: so busy and occupied, Like, yes, I want my friends
Speaker 3: to come to both if they could, But the bachelor
Speaker 3: party might be a little higher upon the list than
Speaker 3: I think really. And I've talked to some married men,
Speaker 3: some people that I golf with in LA, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: you should. You should do engagement party least important, wedding
Speaker 3: second and most important, bachelor party most important.
Speaker 1: And they're like, you know, married ten years.
Speaker 3: So I kind of take their their word a little
Speaker 3: more seriously than someone else that hasn't been married, I guess,
Speaker 3: But like I don't, as long as as long as
Speaker 3: they come to one, just come to one.
Speaker 1: You So you'd rather have your best man go to
Speaker 1: your bachelor party than your wedding. Yeah, that's that's true.
Speaker 3: As someone that hasn't been married yet, I would say
Speaker 3: the wedding is the most important thing, but they were
Speaker 3: saying the bachelor party is more important.
Speaker 2: But I think like a traditional wedding, people aren't spending
Speaker 2: that much time with the people who attend, and I
Speaker 2: think with ours, we're going to be spending so much
Speaker 2: time with the people coming because it's like a unique situation, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, I guess, but Jared, if you
Speaker 3: want to get away from the kid and the wife
Speaker 3: for a weekend, please come to the West Coast. You're
Speaker 3: more than welcome to. I haven't officially everyone because I
Speaker 3: haven't planned anything, but we'd love to have you out here.
Speaker 1: I would love to hopefully go. What was I gonna say?
Speaker 1: We've got first of all, the invitations that you guys
Speaker 1: had were quite beautiful, not gonna lie, Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: They're very nice and emerald green great color Ashley's favorite color,
Speaker 1: and uh it was it's like a pamphlet as you
Speaker 1: open it up and unfolds and there's so much like
Speaker 1: details to it. And then we were looking at the
Speaker 1: run of show If you Will and every She was like,
Speaker 1: would you like to do this on Friday? Because you
Speaker 1: have to sign up for things?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, we'll go to everything line on.
Speaker 1: I mean, if we're gonna be in town, can do everything.
Speaker 3: I mean, at this point, Caitlyn and I should be
Speaker 3: worried about getting kids and having them in Colorado because
Speaker 3: the schools are underfunded.
Speaker 2: I guess, well, you're proving that you're the exception. Are
Speaker 2: your brothers as good at math as you are?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, my brothers are so much smarter than me.
Speaker 3: It's so frustrating.
Speaker 2: There's at maths specifically or just in general.
Speaker 3: Uh, Ross Is, they're both pretty good at math. I'm
Speaker 3: probably the best at math. But they're both like really
Speaker 3: good at writing and science and all those other things.
Speaker 3: Brad like self taught himself how to code, and he
Speaker 3: was coding as like a teenager. Ross Is, Like, I
Speaker 3: was actually randomly thinking about this the other day. Ross
Speaker 3: has a lot more raw, like a lot more raw
Speaker 3: brain power, But Brad has like the motivation and dedication
Speaker 3: to like to like focus that brain power on something.
Speaker 1: And then I'm just like a mixture of both.
Speaker 3: I don't have as much raw brain power and I
Speaker 3: don't have the focus, and so I just am the
Speaker 3: dumbest one of the three of us, which kind of stinks.
Speaker 3: But you got the looks, baby, I disagree. I think
Speaker 3: both my brothers are way hotter than I am. I
Speaker 3: have the height. I'm like six two. They're six' one
Speaker 3: and six foot, so I at least have a little
Speaker 3: bit of height on them. Yeah, but it's six dude.
Speaker 3: If you're six feet you are fine. I'm come on now,
Speaker 3: come on. Yeah, No, I agree, but it's like the
Speaker 3: only thing that I have over them, So it's I'm
Speaker 3: going to hold on to that for as long as
Speaker 3: I can. Do you guys want to do this more
Speaker 3: than a fifth grader thing? Or do we want to
Speaker 3: talk about something else?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I just feel like it's gonna embarrass me, but
Speaker 2: let's do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Let me ask you this. How many nouns are
Speaker 1: in the following sentence? I'm looking for how many nouns
Speaker 1: there are? Ladies and gentlemen? Here we go. This is
Speaker 1: the sentence The rabbit ran to the cafeteria and ate
Speaker 1: a big salad. Three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was counting as you.
Speaker 1: Three is the correct answer? What are what are the
Speaker 1: three nouns? Uh?
Speaker 2: Cafeteria, rabbit, rabbit, and there were something in the middle.
Speaker 1: The first slid solid, the rabbit ran to the cafeteria
Speaker 1: or the.
Speaker 3: Rabbit, the rabbit, the cafeteria and the salad. Yeah, we said, bro,
Speaker 3: what's the longest river in the US.
Speaker 2: I want to say Mississippi, but that's not right.
Speaker 4: Mississippi or Colorado?
Speaker 1: Okay, Jared, I don't know that the Colorado River, that's what.
Speaker 3: I would have thought, the Colorado too, or the Mississippi.
Speaker 3: But Mississippi is too obvious. It's actually the Missouri River.
Speaker 3: Oh it's stupid, Yeah, very stupid. All right, one more question.
Speaker 3: Who is credited for inventing electricity?
Speaker 2: Oh? My god, I would know this if you didn't
Speaker 2: just ask it.
Speaker 4: It's the pressure of it all.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, is it electricity? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Franklin, Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's your answer. I'm gonna let you talk clarer
Speaker 3: for a second.
Speaker 1: I love isn't with the kite in the lightning?
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe the question I'm trying to go off of
Speaker 3: the memory here. Maybe it was who invented the light bulb?
Speaker 1: Edison invented the light bulb, Yeah, Franklin, I think not
Speaker 1: certainly obviously never invented, but I think he might have
Speaker 1: discovered electricity with because remember he had the kite in
Speaker 1: the sky and the key on the string. Yeah, something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: I want to say, we're smarter than the fifth grader,
Speaker 3: aer you guys, not by much, bro Well, buy enough
Speaker 3: of a margin to make us feel good about ourselves.
Speaker 1: What are you most excited about for Taylor? What's the song?
Speaker 1: You gonna tell me? The all too well ten minute vision?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm excited for the surprise song. So
Speaker 2: there are so many news articles about this concert, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: And I made a playlist for my friend and I
Speaker 2: of all of the surprise songs she hasn't sung yet,
Speaker 2: so that's what I'm most excited for. And I just
Speaker 2: want a song from Fearless or a song from Speak
Speaker 2: Now and I'll be super happy. And it's just so
Speaker 2: so I've been listening. I think I'm just excited for
Speaker 2: the whole eras concept of it, because I've been listening
Speaker 2: to the playlist in order of the songs that she
Speaker 2: plays to, and it's just so crazy to think her
Speaker 2: first album came out when I was in sixth grade,
Speaker 2: and I just like grew up listening to our like,
Speaker 2: you know, having crushes on boys and getting my heart broken,
Speaker 2: like literally listening to Taylor Swift as cheesy as it sounds.
Speaker 2: So it's cool to like go through those eras tonight.
Speaker 2: I think that's what I was excited about.
Speaker 3: Can we use backtrack for a second. Her first album
Speaker 3: came out when you were in sixth grade? Oh, I
Speaker 3: guess cause you're you're younger than me, so yeah, I
Speaker 3: looked up for eight. She's thirty three, so she was
Speaker 3: like a senior in high school when she came out
Speaker 3: with the first album, or maybe just graduated or something.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Maybe two thousand and six was Taylor Swift, So and
Speaker 2: that was her first one?
Speaker 1: Crazy? Yeah, I graduated high school that year, Dean, So
Speaker 1: did you? Did you? I was?
Speaker 3: I was nine, but she was born in eighty nine,
Speaker 3: so she was sixteen or seventeen when she came out
Speaker 3: there first album.
Speaker 1: Pretty crazy. Listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna say something about
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and Ashley already knows this and so we're
Speaker 1: cool about it. She has gotten so hot I used
Speaker 1: to think Taylor Swift is of course attractive. Of course
Speaker 1: she's you know, she's a pretty girl. I think that
Speaker 1: tailor might be one of the hottest women in entertainment.
Speaker 3: See that's so interesting. I hear people say this, and
Speaker 3: I don't think she's ugly by any starch of the imagination.
Speaker 3: But I don't think she's hot. I don't think hot
Speaker 3: is the right word to describe her.
Speaker 1: Oh I think she's hot. Oh, I think she's hot.
Speaker 4: She's just like so confident.
Speaker 2: It feels like no one can mess with her, Like
Speaker 2: the Kanye thing would never happen again, and all of
Speaker 2: this stuff that happened to her. She's just so strong,
Speaker 2: which I think is attractive.
Speaker 1: Dude, she would take Kanye and throw him off the
Speaker 1: stage right now. Yeah, But she's just like there's something
Speaker 1: And listen, Ashley has the exact same crush, which is
Speaker 1: why we could talk about this is the way she
Speaker 1: talks about Brady, you know what I mean. So like
Speaker 1: we're all in the same boat here. But like, there
Speaker 1: is just something incredibly attractive about Taylor Swift. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna say it, there's something incredibly sexy about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: And she is just and like, obviously Ashley feels the
Speaker 1: same way. So that's why I'm allowed to say.
Speaker 3: I mean, if if Caylen came to me and she
Speaker 3: was like, hey, Taylor Swift is expressing interest in me
Speaker 3: I and like Caylen left me for left me for
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift for lack of a better phrase, I couldn't
Speaker 3: even be mad about that, you know, I would.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, damn, I I totally see where you're
Speaker 1: coming from. Live a better life. Yeah, I tell Ashley
Speaker 1: that because.
Speaker 4: Her level of fame is insane. Have you.
Speaker 2: Someone was just telling me about the suitcase videos. Her
Speaker 2: security would take her out in suitcases because her fans
Speaker 2: are that crazy.
Speaker 1: Dang, that is pretty crazy. Well, think about think about
Speaker 1: how fortunate you got to go to that right with Bachelor,
Speaker 1: and and people who are fans of the show, who
Speaker 1: are coming up to us and you know, say the
Speaker 1: nicest things, and some people can get pretty intense and
Speaker 1: passionate about it right where it gets you know, a
Speaker 1: little much. Think about that, but five million times more.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, probably even more a hundred million times more.
Speaker 1: So I could totally see how you know, some people
Speaker 1: just get a little little little much, a little weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who's your favorite ex boyfriend of Taylor's Kitlin?
Speaker 4: Oh good question.
Speaker 1: I say that. I know you're gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 1: good question. No.
Speaker 2: I actually I'm not like super familiar with all of
Speaker 2: her xes. I know she dated Harry Styles, Jake, Jill
Speaker 2: and Hall, yep, oh, John Mayer, Oh, Taylor Lautner. Duh.
Speaker 4: He was the good one, dude.
Speaker 1: That's everybody's answer. It's just like, yeah, he is, because
Speaker 1: he's the only good one.
Speaker 2: He's the only one that, like, I feel like they
Speaker 2: still have a good relationship and he's a nice guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was obviously in the music video, Harry.
Speaker 2: Styles had that whole thing where he was like, stop
Speaker 2: singing songs about me and was kind of rude about it,
Speaker 2: which I can guess I understand.
Speaker 1: But yeah, why did Heart Joe Jonas break up? Was
Speaker 1: that like a bad thing?
Speaker 2: I think that yeah, he he that was the better
Speaker 2: than revenge. He hooked up with Camilla what's her face?
Speaker 2: And then I think he broke up with her over
Speaker 2: the phone.
Speaker 3: Camilla Aujamel, Camille who au Jamal? I think her last
Speaker 3: name is the girl from the Good Place.
Speaker 4: H No, it's she has bangs.
Speaker 2: She was like huge back in the day, like a
Speaker 2: huge actress, and it was the whole mattress lyric that
Speaker 2: she changed.
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift changed.
Speaker 1: Damn Joe Jonahs did break up with their other phone,
Speaker 1: she said on The Allen Show. When I find the
Speaker 1: person who's right for me, he'll be wonderful, not even
Speaker 1: going to remember the boy who broke up with me
Speaker 1: over the phone.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I've broken up with people over the phone.
Speaker 3: That rhetoric needs to die. I understand, like if you, Jared,
Speaker 3: if you were to break up with Ashley, obviously you're
Speaker 3: not going to do it over the phone, and like
Speaker 3: saying for Kaylin and I, but like, if you're dating
Speaker 3: someone for like a year or less and they live
Speaker 3: in a different place than you break up with them
Speaker 3: over the phone, what else are you gonna do? Fly
Speaker 3: to their state and break up with them in person.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm just projecting because I've Jonas, I've done this before,
Speaker 3: and it's like, what are my other options? I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna I'm not gonna stay in a crappy relationship just
Speaker 3: because I don't have the time to come to you
Speaker 3: and do it in person, especially if it's like a
Speaker 3: three or six or nine month long relationship.
Speaker 4: I guess I get that.
Speaker 1: Are you telling me you've never broke up with anyone
Speaker 1: on the phone, Kailin broked?
Speaker 4: I've never broked up to say that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm gonna worked up here. My vocabulary is slipping,
Speaker 1: is okay?
Speaker 2: I'm not one to call someone out for saying wrong words. No,
Speaker 2: but I was texted by my ex after dating for
Speaker 2: like a year and a half, two years, and he
Speaker 2: we lived down the street from each other, and he
Speaker 2: texted me and said we're over cold.
Speaker 1: Ice ice cold. You were dating this guy for a
Speaker 1: year and a half. I think the more important thing
Speaker 1: to know for us is how old were you when
Speaker 1: this happened?
Speaker 4: Twenty two?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, though you're gonna say like thirteen or something, Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, twenty two two.
Speaker 1: He texted you saying it's over after a year and
Speaker 1: a half.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the guy was like twenty eight, so he
Speaker 4: knew better.
Speaker 1: Do we know what's going on with this guy now?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Don't have a don't have a care, not a.
Speaker 1: Not a Facebook friend of a friend, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? We were like, oh, this guy is he's
Speaker 1: still He's still alive. My favorite X of Miss Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift is none other than Loki himself, Tom Hiddleston, and
Speaker 1: the reason being nice love Tom Hilson. But I also
Speaker 1: love the fact that in this US Weekly article, and
Speaker 1: I remember this happening in real time, it goes two
Speaker 1: weeks after her split from Calvin Harris, Swift was spotted
Speaker 1: kissing the thor actor in Rhode Island's right. I remember
Speaker 1: this all over the news because they were spotted on
Speaker 1: Block Island in a little vacation and they were like
Speaker 1: Tom Hidleston and Taylor Swift are spotted together in there
Speaker 1: in Rhode Island. I'm like, yep, they know the good
Speaker 1: things in life. So obviously that's my favorite X right there.
Speaker 2: Wait, doesn't she own a place in Rhode Island or
Speaker 2: is it okay?
Speaker 1: But still it was pretty cool at the time, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, because obviously she comes to Round,
Speaker 1: which is a big deal. But the fact that like
Speaker 1: a story broke that she was dating a new guy
Speaker 1: and they responding in Rhode Island, It's like, damn, putting
Speaker 1: ROADI on the map.
Speaker 4: Baby, we need to do what is that one? We love?
Speaker 2: With Steve Harvey. We've got to get on. Yes, that
Speaker 2: one would be so fun.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to go.
Speaker 3: And they have Bachelor people on sometimes they have.
Speaker 2: Bachelor people on once a year and they pick their
Speaker 2: favorites and.
Speaker 4: It's not us.
Speaker 1: How can we not be their favorites.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised Jared and actually haven't been on it then,
Speaker 3: because they're definitely my favorites, Ashley.
Speaker 4: They always bring on the new people.
Speaker 3: Were so Ben and I were in Honduras. We're working
Speaker 3: with his charity for a week a couple like a
Speaker 3: long time ago, like five years ago, and they called
Speaker 3: him and they're like, hey, do you want to do
Speaker 3: family Feud? And he's like, yeah, I'll do it, but
Speaker 3: only if Dean can do it with me. And I
Speaker 3: was like, Ben, I love you, thank you so much
Speaker 3: for including me. And they're like great. We start filming
Speaker 3: in two days and we were like, oh crap, we're
Speaker 3: in Honduras, Like, we're not going to come all the
Speaker 3: way there just to film the show, and so we
Speaker 3: decided not to go. And then the next day but
Speaker 3: we hadn't told them yet, and then the next day
Speaker 3: they call Ben back and they're like Hey, actually we
Speaker 3: don't want you to come because the Kardashians are going
Speaker 3: to be on the show instead. And so it was
Speaker 3: like pretty funny because it was like we got we
Speaker 3: got replaced by the Kardashians, not that we were going
Speaker 3: to go and beyond it anyways, but yeah, that would
Speaker 3: be a really fun show to be on. I think
Speaker 3: it's so interesting because like, obviously, when you're watching it
Speaker 3: on TV, you could be like, you know the answer
Speaker 3: so easily, but I bet you being there in person
Speaker 3: and like the pressure which kind of freeze a lot.
Speaker 1: Of of course, you want to know something funny. So
Speaker 1: I'm looking up this clip of who Wants to Be
Speaker 1: a Millionaire Bachelor? It goes who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Speaker 1: Teaser trailer for a Bachelor fan free But this is
Speaker 1: when Harrison hosted the show and the first so then
Speaker 1: they went through the compilation of Who's gonna be on It?
Speaker 1: I didn't see Ben, but it could be a different
Speaker 1: time the first so it is. There are some couples.
Speaker 1: First couples on it Sean and Kaitlin broken up. Second
Speaker 1: couple on it Steven and Deana broken up. Third couple
Speaker 1: JP and Ashley broken up, and the fourth one is
Speaker 1: Chris by himself.
Speaker 3: Chris OL's the Bachelor, so we should talk about that.
Speaker 3: Did you see that Jason and Caitlyn broke up?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are your thoughts on that? Very sad? I
Speaker 1: mean I think everybody who follows them on Instagram was like,
Speaker 1: I don't I feel like they're really posting things anymore,
Speaker 1: something might be up. So I was obviously, you know,
Speaker 1: it's really funny and I'm sure both of you guys
Speaker 1: can relate to this, because somebody was asking me about
Speaker 1: it at Audrey's and I said, yeah, of course, like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm friendly with Jason, I don't talk to
Speaker 1: him that much. But and then like, of course I
Speaker 1: know Caitlin, and I don't you know, Ashley is closer
Speaker 1: with her, Like I'm not that close with Kaitlin. And
Speaker 1: then I was thinking about it and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's so funny because in my head, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I know Caitlyn, like I don't know her
Speaker 1: that well, but I'm like I kind of do. I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean I've dated this on her season, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and like made out with her multiple times. But it
Speaker 1: just feels like such a different life. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, that's right. I was on
Speaker 1: like Caitlin was my bachelor atte Like we hung out
Speaker 1: multiple times and have like intimate moments with each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it just feels so detached for my life now,
Speaker 1: probably for a couple of reasons. One we can all
Speaker 1: relate to the fact like breaking up with someone years
Speaker 1: ago and you're like, oh my god, I can't believe that,
Speaker 1: like that person was a big part of my life
Speaker 1: at that time. And then secondly, just being in the
Speaker 1: bachelor world and having that bubble and the like leaving
Speaker 1: that bubble and already feeling like it was a little
Speaker 1: bit of a dream world. So yeah, because it's so
Speaker 1: funny because I was telling this peot like yeah, no, Kaitlyn,
Speaker 1: like of course I know Caitlyn, and like you know,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, wait a minute, Like I know Caitlyn
Speaker 1: way better than I'm putting off. That's so weird. I mean,
Speaker 1: I see your point though.
Speaker 3: If anyone said anything about Rachel, I would, cause I'm
Speaker 3: kind of in the same boat, even maybe to a
Speaker 3: lesser degree, Like I don't even talk to Rachel at
Speaker 3: all or see her in social settings. Ever, so it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like a big part of your life, but
Speaker 3: it's obviously so far removed, and it's like, but you
Speaker 3: did kiss this person, and you did share some deep
Speaker 3: emotional feelings with that person, Kaylen said, with you and Colton,
Speaker 3: you know, but like, I don't know, it's just interesting.
Speaker 3: But yeah, sad news about Jason and Caitlin. Like you said, Jared,
Speaker 3: I don't keep up with their lives, but it was
Speaker 3: kind of like it did seem like, you know, you
Speaker 3: guys have been engaged for a while, you both started
Speaker 3: to get married, Where is the planning? Why is that
Speaker 3: none of that happening? And then you stop seeing them
Speaker 3: post each other and stuff like that, and you start
Speaker 3: to get a little suspicious and then you're just kind
Speaker 3: of waiting for an announcement at that point.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and then she like stopped wearing her ring.
Speaker 1: People noticed, and it was like, obviously it's just about
Speaker 1: to end and whatever, like they don't have to announce that.
Speaker 1: They could do whatever the hell they want. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so I guess I'm also so desensitized by breakups now,
Speaker 1: specifically within bachelor world, Like of course that's sad. They'll
Speaker 1: be all right, Like what I feel more bad for, uh,
Speaker 1: of course, like anytime a relationship ends, it sucks. But
Speaker 1: what I really feel bad for in this situation is
Speaker 1: the fact that I was thinking in my head about,
Speaker 1: oh well, Caitlyn and Jason broke up, and then I
Speaker 1: started just like reflecting on, you know, my life now.
Speaker 1: And then the guys I were on the season with,
Speaker 1: like Sean Booth literally last week just announced that he
Speaker 1: was gonna have a kid with somebody else. Nick just
Speaker 1: announced publicly that he is about to have a kid. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw that Ben is happily married with Jess. I'm
Speaker 1: hoping that, you know, I'm sure they want kids at
Speaker 1: some point. And then me, I'm married with a kid.
Speaker 2: And all you guys were on Kaitlyn season, Nick, who
Speaker 2: is having a kid?
Speaker 1: What you didn't see that they posted it yesterday? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he finally posts yesterday. But yep, so Natalie's pregnant, which
Speaker 1: is super exciting. He's going to be a wonderful father.
Speaker 1: I have zero doubts about that. But I was thinking,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's her top four they're all married
Speaker 1: and three of them have kids. Like we either have
Speaker 1: a kid or a kid on the way, and then
Speaker 1: poor Caitlin, who is the bachelorette on our season, is
Speaker 1: now single again. No no, no, no.
Speaker 3: I could see either of them, Jason or Caitlin, becoming
Speaker 3: the Bachelor bachelorette some you know, in a year or
Speaker 3: two down the line.
Speaker 1: This is what I think needs to happen. I mean,
Speaker 1: it will never happen, but I because one, I don't
Speaker 1: think Caitlin would ever do it. But I think that
Speaker 1: because you know, I listen, we all love Bachelor, love
Speaker 1: Bachelor so much, wanted to go on for the rest
Speaker 1: of our lives. I think, you know, it could probably
Speaker 1: use maybe a little bit of a jolt, little electricity
Speaker 1: in its life. So why not just like make an
Speaker 1: announcement and be like, listen, we're canceling Bachelor this year,
Speaker 1: and it's going to be Caitlin Bristow as the Bachelorette
Speaker 1: in January with twenty five brand new men.
Speaker 2: Wait, we haven't even talked about the Golden Bachelor, which
Speaker 2: I think is the exact thing that the show needs.
Speaker 3: I don't really know anything about that, but before we
Speaker 3: get into that, I want to say real quick, I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry. I don't I don't mean to squash your
Speaker 3: golden Bachelor thing. I just want to say this idea
Speaker 3: struck me. They're both Caitlin and Jason are both business
Speaker 3: savvy people. How about this Bachelor Bachelor world if you're listening,
Speaker 3: whoever the executive producer is these days, Caitlin as the
Speaker 3: Bachelorette Jason hosts and then Bachelor Jason Bachelor Caitlin hosts. No,
Speaker 3: because it's I'm sure they're old enough and mature enough
Speaker 3: where they probably ended it amicably, and sure, I'm sure
Speaker 3: there are still some feelings there. But at the end
Speaker 3: of the day, I feel like if you break up
Speaker 3: at this stage, at this stage of life, I should
Speaker 3: say you, you'd you just want to see that other
Speaker 3: person be happy. And so if you could be like
Speaker 3: a catalyst or someone helping guide that person and you
Speaker 3: know that person well enough to where you can like
Speaker 3: maybe help them make decisions and the contestants make decisions,
Speaker 3: I'm telling you that would be. That would be That
Speaker 3: would be a ratings gold mine.
Speaker 2: No terrible.
Speaker 1: Well, what I think though, is if Caitln did become
Speaker 1: because I'm not sure and it's no fault to Jason,
Speaker 1: but anytime a relationship ends within Bachelor. It's all. It
Speaker 1: feels like it's so much more difficult to visibly see
Speaker 1: the guy move on then the girl move on. And
Speaker 1: it's probably just the way our society is. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it's right or wrong, but I just think that's
Speaker 1: the fact of the matter. So if like Jason become
Speaker 1: the Bachelor, I don't know if it would be as
Speaker 1: popular as if Caitlin became the Bachelor at again. And Furthermore,
Speaker 1: I don't think Jason would have an issue with it,
Speaker 1: judging by their judging by one who what I know
Speaker 1: of Jason, who seems like a really stand up guy,
Speaker 1: and I agree with you did would probably want Kaitlyn
Speaker 1: to be happy if they don't get back together. But
Speaker 1: I think the interesting part would be not so much
Speaker 1: Jason hosting the show, but I think teasing the fact
Speaker 1: that what if Jason does at nick viol and crashes
Speaker 1: the season, you know what I mean, kind of like
Speaker 1: building the anticipation of, like, is Jason going to show
Speaker 1: up to be one of these twenty five men during
Speaker 1: Caitlin Bristow's second opportunity to become the bachelorette, because she's
Speaker 1: also I mean, this was eight years ago. So she's
Speaker 1: eight years older, she's been through the ringer, she knows
Speaker 1: what she wants, she's figured out, she's great for TV.
Speaker 1: She's so routable. It's like almost like kind of like
Speaker 1: set up for him now. But I so that's an
Speaker 1: interesting thought, not saying it will happen, but obviously I
Speaker 1: think very highly of Caitlin Burstow and I really want
Speaker 1: her to be happy. So furthermore, and Jason's a really
Speaker 1: great guy too. It's tough because we you know, this
Speaker 1: split is like two really good people. But Caitlin, I
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about the Golden Bachelor, like you brought
Speaker 1: it up. So you think that this is exactly what
Speaker 1: the show needs.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, I'm like, I'm trying to stay invested in
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 4: It's just been the same thing since it started.
Speaker 2: And you know, it's like you see the same thing,
Speaker 2: same episodes, like different characters planted into the same season.
Speaker 2: So it needs something different and I think this is exactly.
Speaker 4: What it needs.
Speaker 2: And there's so many dating shows out there that you know,
Speaker 2: The Bachelor so much competition. Now, nobody has a dating
Speaker 2: show like this, so I think this is the way
Speaker 2: that they can compete. You know, and it just seems
Speaker 2: so wholesome and sweet.
Speaker 1: Any thoughts team waiting for you to share your thoughts.
Speaker 1: My thoughts are I agree. I love the idea of
Speaker 1: doing this. I really hope they just lean into it.
Speaker 1: Like there you know are shuffle board dates and you
Speaker 1: know they all, like the Rose ceremonies are at four
Speaker 1: o'clock in the afternoon, so they can all be thirty. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know, like really just lean into it, because I
Speaker 1: think that's hysterical. I do. I think it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a ratings bananas, like I hope so, I really do.
Speaker 1: But you know a lot of people tune in for
Speaker 1: reality TV for the drama of it, which totally makes sense.
Speaker 1: We all do. So I hope it does really well
Speaker 1: and I hope uh it, you know, Jerry finds happiness,
Speaker 1: and I hope that it's successful enough with the Bachelor
Speaker 1: Dean is it to be a success and possibly want
Speaker 1: to continue doing it for the future.
Speaker 4: I think it could be.
Speaker 1: It's tough.
Speaker 3: Of the spinoffs that they've made, there has been Winter Games,
Speaker 3: Listen to your Heart, and now this one maybe another
Speaker 3: one or two.
Speaker 1: Oh. Bachelor Pad, which I was too young for before,
Speaker 1: is like predated me, Yes, Paradise considered a spinoff.
Speaker 3: Paradise was yeah, well that's true, but like it's obviously
Speaker 3: in six season now, and yeah, you probably you probably
Speaker 3: should consider that a spinoff. I was going to say
Speaker 3: that they don't really have the best track record for
Speaker 3: successful spinoffs, but Paradise, I guess, is the exception of
Speaker 3: that rule. So hopefully Golden Bachelor is the exception.
Speaker 2: In addition, I think it will be because from what
Speaker 2: I've talked to people about, they're kind of sick of
Speaker 2: seeing twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, And granted I
Speaker 2: was twenty three when I went on the show, but
Speaker 2: they're sick of seeing like people so young being on
Speaker 2: the show, and maybe like this is what everyone needs,
Speaker 2: or if this doesn't work, they just need to start
Speaker 2: casting older. I think I don't know, twenty I was
Speaker 2: way too young to be on that show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think two things. One, did Dean just say
Speaker 1: that Paradise is on its sixth season?
Speaker 3: Oh shoot, sorry, it's probably on my season that we
Speaker 3: met on, So I was like, season, yeah.
Speaker 1: Pretty sure, that was a few years ago. But then,
Speaker 1: what was I gonna say, Paradise, What the hell were
Speaker 1: we just talking about three year olds. Yeah, the young age.
Speaker 1: I agree with you, Calen. I think people are just
Speaker 1: getting a little tired of And this is not just
Speaker 1: Bachelor problem. This is a reality TV problem of just
Speaker 1: the disingenuousness of everybody because of course, like there's people
Speaker 1: that are always going to be disingenuous. There always has been,
Speaker 1: there always will be. But now it's risen to a
Speaker 1: level where people are very very aware and actively are
Speaker 1: trying to build their own business, both while filming and
Speaker 1: then after filming, and it comes across very apparently. And
Speaker 1: I think it's worse within Bachelor because there is this
Speaker 1: element of love that overarches the entire show that it's
Speaker 1: the young I agree, But even like Kyle and you
Speaker 1: were young, but you were always yourself for better or
Speaker 1: for worse. I was always for myself, for better and
Speaker 1: for worse. Dean, same thing. But people love that, you know,
Speaker 1: because nobody's perfect. We all, like every human being, makes mistakes,
Speaker 1: which is why I think a lot of times, even
Speaker 1: if you're young, and we make mistakes as long as
Speaker 1: we're doing it. Like while also just I hate saying
Speaker 1: being true to ourselves, but like just Dean, that's why
Speaker 1: I think, like you're one of the most popular contestants
Speaker 1: to ever be on the show. I would argue because
Speaker 1: you were so polarizing, but it wasn't from a place
Speaker 1: of you not being you or trying to put on
Speaker 1: this character and try to get more airtime. It was
Speaker 1: just you, like so endearing, and you'd mess up and
Speaker 1: then you would try to course correct, and then you
Speaker 1: would mess up again, and then you'd do a right thing,
Speaker 1: and it was just like this constant battle that I
Speaker 1: think people were so they just related to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be interesting to see because like obviously the
Speaker 3: older you are, the more comfortable, comfortable and confident you are,
Speaker 3: so I would expect a little bit more of that, Jared,
Speaker 3: like you're saying, and I think you and I can
Speaker 3: both attest to this having been on the show multiple seasons,
Speaker 3: Like the older you have gotten and then going back
Speaker 3: to the show, you have a little bit more comfortability
Speaker 3: with it, and sure you're more familiar with the filming
Speaker 3: process and all that. But I wanted to say, I
Speaker 3: do agree with you that like the kids coming on
Speaker 3: the show now and probably in years past, two like
Speaker 3: the twenty year olds go on to build influence your
Speaker 3: career or whatever. But I don't think that's necessarily specific
Speaker 3: to younger people. I bet you there will still be
Speaker 3: some people on Golden Bachelor who are interested in that.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying like, we shouldn't immediately discount the fact
Speaker 3: that that's not going to be a possibility when it
Speaker 3: is certainly possible, But for better for worse.
Speaker 1: It feels like there's less chance of that happening with
Speaker 1: people that are in their fifty sixties and potentially seventies.
Speaker 3: I yes, yeah, that's true, that's true, And yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know. It's going to be interesting to see. I
Speaker 3: can't believe it's actually happening because I feel like they've
Speaker 3: been teasing it for so many years now, and now
Speaker 3: it's I think it's is it filming right now? I
Speaker 3: remember seeing a picture posted of them at the mansion
Speaker 3: or something like that. Also, like these these it's the Bachelor,
Speaker 3: so it's the women are going to be dating this guy.
Speaker 3: Are all these older women going to be sleeping in
Speaker 3: the crappy bunk beds that we slept in where I
Speaker 3: was like scared, I was like scared to crawl up
Speaker 3: into the top bunk how are these sixty five year
Speaker 3: old women going to be getting up there?
Speaker 2: That's so true. I wonder if they'll set up the
Speaker 2: rooms differently, maybe no bunk beds, maybe a little bit
Speaker 2: more comfortable than what they have for us.
Speaker 1: I would hope so one hundred percent. You can't have
Speaker 1: a bunk bed. Like half the contestants are going to
Speaker 1: break their hips on day one.
Speaker 2: We're not that old.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: I was twenty five on that show, and I was
Speaker 3: scared to crawl into that bunk bed like I'm lucky
Speaker 3: that I didn't break my hip, you know.
Speaker 1: And I think all of us can kind of say
Speaker 1: the same thing.
Speaker 2: My grandpa is eighty three. He could climb into a
Speaker 2: bunk bed right now.
Speaker 3: I would be so worried about Tom crawling into one
Speaker 3: of those fine. I don't know, man, that's gonna be scary,
Speaker 3: but I'll definitely I will. I will say to both
Speaker 3: of your credits, I don't watch The Bachelor. I don't
Speaker 3: watch the Bachelor at I do watch a little bit
Speaker 3: of Paradise. I will watch Golden Bachelor. Oh you have
Speaker 3: to yeah, something about it just seems it just seems
Speaker 3: wholesome to me.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm excited for. And I'm excited that you
Speaker 2: said that because that's kind of what I miss When
Speaker 2: I watched the show in college. I would like get
Speaker 2: together as my girlfriends have wine nights like we love
Speaker 2: the show. It was so good, and I don't really
Speaker 2: have that anymore. So this is how coming back.
Speaker 3: I think part of that too, is like in high
Speaker 3: school and college, the people that were now our age
Speaker 3: being on the show felt so much older. So now
Speaker 3: that we're a little older, we can watch the show
Speaker 3: and feel kind of the same thing that we used
Speaker 3: to feel, and we will watch the show back.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so true. Yeah, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3: All right, that's going to do it for this episode
Speaker 3: of Help we Suck at being newlyweds and Help we
Speaker 3: Suck at being smarter than a fifth grader. Thank you
Speaker 3: guys so much for joining us for this week's episode.
Speaker 3: We do have another episod coming out later this week,
Speaker 3: so please please please be sure to stick around for
Speaker 3: that whenever it comes out. Jared, I wish you luck
Speaker 3: in fantasy football this year. We still have a lot
Speaker 3: of time before that happens. Prey in a dynasty, bro,
Speaker 3: you are the reigning champion. He's won two out of
Speaker 3: three seasons.
Speaker 1: Who had a three? I'm going for three four. I'm
Speaker 1: like the two thousand.
Speaker 3: Patsy son of a biscuit eating bulldog. I am excited
Speaker 3: for fantasy football to come back, so we will talk
Speaker 3: a lot about that, hopefully this season.
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