Speaker 1: The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. You've
Speaker 1: got us?
Speaker 2: What does this remind you of? You may be young,
Speaker 2: but you're ready when you hear that. What Keith's Sweat?
Speaker 2: And it is Keith Sweat's birthday today. Y'all know that,
Speaker 2: don't you.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Keith.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday Keith Sweat. And you know the nephew prank
Speaker 2: Sweat way back in the day. Checking Listen, this is
Speaker 2: it right here, yes, Keith Sweat.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach Manny is this Manny? Nah?
Speaker 4: Just ain't Manny? Man this Sweat? Who's this man?
Speaker 3: Hey? That's right? He man? Wow? This what okay? Hey? Uh,
Speaker 3: mister Keith. We got we got people down here. You're
Speaker 3: supposed to be here at the record store, man, right
Speaker 3: here in Harlem, and we got people wrapped around the building.
Speaker 3: You're supposed to be here sign in these cities, man,
Speaker 3: But it's been over hour. These people have been standing
Speaker 3: there waiting on y'all. Yo.
Speaker 4: Man, I don't know nothing about no record store and
Speaker 4: number two. I don't know nothing about doing no signing.
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 4: Who said this up?
Speaker 3: Man? I don't know. I mean the name I was
Speaker 3: given was Manny who was? Who was? Manny Man is
Speaker 3: my road manager.
Speaker 4: But he don't set things up.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: He's a road manager, he's not my manager. He just
Speaker 4: handled my stuff on the road. But I was never
Speaker 4: told I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything, man,
Speaker 4: I mean normally, wasn't somebody tell me me and them
Speaker 4: have an understanding that I book what I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 4: So I don't know nothing about this, my brother.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, you know, we gotta get this taken care of.
Speaker 3: We got people wrapped around the building. We got a
Speaker 3: table here laid out, we got pins and everything for
Speaker 3: you to sign these CDs. Man, we got one hundred
Speaker 3: people outside the store.
Speaker 4: My brother, nobody told me about no no shignings or
Speaker 4: no nothing. Man. I mean, I don't know nothing about
Speaker 4: no signing for real.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, are you hearing what I'm saying to you? Man?
Speaker 3: We got people outside the building waiting for you to
Speaker 3: arrive to sign some CDs. Now what I'm I supposed
Speaker 3: to tell these people?
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're supposed to tell him? Man,
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, and it's kind of like you're
Speaker 4: raising your voice, Dude, I don't I don't. First of all,
Speaker 4: I don't even know who you are calling me like this.
Speaker 4: I told you, man, I just said none up, man,
Speaker 4: And you know, I mean, I don't even know who
Speaker 4: gave you my number. You know what I'm saying. So,
Speaker 4: I mean I don't have all.
Speaker 3: This information was on the fax machine. I got this
Speaker 3: as a contact number. Many is the person I'm supposed
Speaker 3: to be talking to, and missus Sweat was supposed to
Speaker 3: arrive here at twelve noon. Now here it is. It's
Speaker 3: one fifteen, one twenty man, and you ain't here, and
Speaker 3: we got people wrapped around the building. We've been advertising
Speaker 3: this for the last two weeks. I mean, the album
Speaker 3: dropped on that.
Speaker 4: I don't think you. I mean no disrespect to you,
Speaker 4: but I don't think you hear me. Man, I don't
Speaker 4: know nothing about a sign. And if I knew about
Speaker 4: a signing or knew I had a sign and SASI,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have the people sitting around or standing.
Speaker 3: Around like that.
Speaker 4: That's not what I do. But no one informed me
Speaker 4: that nothing like this was going down today, you know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So, Okay, we look man, now that you realize people
Speaker 3: are here waiting, what you gonna do what I'm supposed
Speaker 3: to tell them.
Speaker 4: Man, there's nowhere in the well I can get down
Speaker 4: there and do a signing at this time, late time,
Speaker 4: right now. Man, I mean you need to.
Speaker 3: Get so b that you need you need to try
Speaker 3: to try to get yourself down here.
Speaker 4: First of all, I mean, you know, what did you
Speaker 4: just say?
Speaker 3: Ya?
Speaker 4: I think you just called me I'm a name my son? Man,
Speaker 4: what did you just say to me?
Speaker 3: Name? No? No, no, I'm saying. I'm saying you need
Speaker 3: to try and come on down and sign sign these
Speaker 3: CDs for these people. Man, these people are here, they
Speaker 3: waiting their line. They've been waiting over an hour on you. Now,
Speaker 3: this this is not gonna good. This is day dude.
Speaker 3: We got your we got your CD almost on every
Speaker 3: shallow that.
Speaker 4: I'm feeling you and I I understand now, I understand
Speaker 4: what you're saying to me, But there's no way I
Speaker 4: can get down there.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: You just gonna have to reschedule this. So we're gonna
Speaker 4: have to reschedule this. I apologize for the you know, misunderstanding,
Speaker 4: but bottom line is I knew nothing about hold on,
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 3: A second, hold on Miss Anderson's. This is missus sweet.
Speaker 3: He's saying he don't know anything about being here. I'm
Speaker 3: telling him we got people all wrapped all around the building.
Speaker 3: He don't care.
Speaker 4: Yo, Yo, dude, I said I ain't here. I said
Speaker 4: there's nothing I could do. I just said it, not
Speaker 4: just say that. Man, don't put words in my mouth.
Speaker 3: My brother, What do you want me to hear?
Speaker 4: All you got to do is schedule it for another time, man,
Speaker 4: that's what you do.
Speaker 3: Hold on, man, I'm talking to my boss. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to figure out we got people fin to get mad
Speaker 3: man because you're not here. Okay, lover many many needs
Speaker 3: his man he does. I don't say, well, I don't
Speaker 3: know nothing about that. Man.
Speaker 4: I ain't got nothing to do with that.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: All I know is that nobody told me about that.
Speaker 4: You know our call and he and I who said,
Speaker 4: because I don't do things unless I know where it's
Speaker 4: coming from.
Speaker 3: I ain't no way you can get your you can
Speaker 3: get yourself down on.
Speaker 4: You keep further off, man. You don't talk to me
Speaker 4: like i'm your child. Man. You know you keep saying
Speaker 4: there's no way I could get my You know you're
Speaker 4: back up on what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Dude. Hey, man, man, we having a problem. This is
Speaker 3: supposed to be one of the biggest days of our
Speaker 3: record store. We got your CD on every shelf, and
Speaker 3: you you just so calm and collectly like it's not
Speaker 3: a problem with you.
Speaker 4: What I'm supposed to do? Man, when I need know
Speaker 4: nothing about it, I understand it's a problem. It's a
Speaker 4: problem because it makes me look like I'm a no show.
Speaker 4: But dude, I'm telling you again, I knew nothing about.
Speaker 3: This, man, hold on, hold on, want to say, take
Speaker 3: all his CDs off the shelf.
Speaker 4: Everyone going yo yo, I don't know what you're talking about. Man,
Speaker 4: You losing your darn mind right now. Man, I'm not
Speaker 4: trying to disrespect you dudes, but you really losing your
Speaker 4: mind right now. You doing something you ain't got no
Speaker 4: business though, Man, I said, reschedule a situation, man, you
Speaker 4: know tomorrow the day.
Speaker 3: Only rescheduling when the album drops today?
Speaker 4: Okay, Well sure there's nothing I could do about this, dude, nothing.
Speaker 3: Who's the way way sounds like you're raising your voice
Speaker 3: my boys?
Speaker 4: Man, because you now you disrespect me. You don't call
Speaker 4: my phone going off like like like I'm somebody's child,
Speaker 4: Like I'm your child, dude, and you don't talk to.
Speaker 3: Me like that.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: Come on, so you can't stop what you're doing and
Speaker 3: bring your butt down here to the record store at
Speaker 3: what I'm doing.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I can't stop what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: Man. What you're doing right now, that's so important. You
Speaker 3: can't come man.
Speaker 4: It ain't none of your business what I'm doing right now. Dude,
Speaker 4: I'm saying, I know I knew nothing about this, man,
Speaker 4: So I'm not gonna keep going back and forth with
Speaker 4: you like like like, I gotta explain to you why
Speaker 4: I can't. I gotta start what I'm doing to come
Speaker 4: down there. I knew nothing about it. It's not my fault, dude.
Speaker 4: You need to take this up with somebody who scheduled
Speaker 4: this because I didn't schedule it.
Speaker 3: That's a right and a wrong way to look right
Speaker 3: and the wrong way to do somebody. Mister Sweat, man,
Speaker 3: come on now, you sang my songs. Man, Come on, man,
Speaker 3: I take no doubt. I'm just gonna go out here
Speaker 3: and tell everybody in the line mister Sweat don't want
Speaker 3: to come, okay, And I'm taking all of the TVs
Speaker 3: off the shelf because you don't want to stand up
Speaker 3: and be the celebrity that you're supposed to be. Man, Okay,
Speaker 3: now you know what, man, you do what you gotta do. Man,
Speaker 3: at this point, you do what you gotta do. Man.
Speaker 4: But Yo, who am I talking to anyways?
Speaker 3: Right? He Man? Rahen Rhen, I work here at the store.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well I'll see you. Rahen. You go ahead and
Speaker 4: do what you get me to do, and I'll come
Speaker 4: and see you.
Speaker 3: Dude. What what what what you mean You're gonna see me?
Speaker 3: What that means?
Speaker 4: I see you, I'll see you. I'll see you. That's
Speaker 4: what it means.
Speaker 3: I'll see you, Okay, because because the bottom line is, man,
Speaker 3: Tommy said you was gonna come here. The one said
Speaker 3: you was gonna come sign Tommy?
Speaker 4: Who now you raheen? Tommy? Who the who the hell is.
Speaker 3: The Tommy Tommy man nephew Tommy from the Steel Harbory
Speaker 3: Morning Show. Sweat, I got your boy?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 4: Man? Y'all tripping boy for real? You you don't even
Speaker 4: understand what you just get me?
Speaker 3: Make me?
Speaker 4: You're crazy boys, I mean you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Y'all don't have anything that didn't me and that's what men.
Speaker 3: I knew the album was dropping. Man, I said, I'm
Speaker 3: getting in to day. Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 4: I'm good man, boy, you crazy boy, man, Let me
Speaker 4: get off this ang man, y'all do what boy, you
Speaker 4: don't even understand.
Speaker 3: I swear man, I had to get your dog look
Speaker 3: at it. You know. I know you got your show,
Speaker 3: but you got to tell me what is the baddest
Speaker 3: radio show in the morning.
Speaker 4: The Steve Harvey Morny show. Man, Get off my phone,
Speaker 4: Nephew time.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: It is key with an F Keith Keith. Girl screamed
Speaker 5: like Keith.
Speaker 1: And he's still out there doing it, still touring all
Speaker 1: of that, still.
Speaker 2: Out there rocketing those things. I ain't mad at you, boy.
Speaker 1: Making new music on everything. Yeah, yeah, he's doing it.
Speaker 1: Oh Man, he looks good. Yeah he does. And he
Speaker 1: knows it too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when he walk in the room, he knows it.
Speaker 1: Hello, confident man, I got hits.
Speaker 2: And he does. Happy Birthday, Keith the Nephew coming to Chicago.
Speaker 2: Tickets are gone. Yeah, I think they probably got thirty
Speaker 2: two of them left, about thirty two, about three left
Speaker 2: right there exactly.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, you know they're going to sell
Speaker 1: out coming up next.
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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 2: Oh thirty one, your sold one right there.
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