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Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

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Speaker 1: advice on relationships, on sex, on work, on parenting, on dating,

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Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We'll do

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Speaker 1: our best to help you. We could be reading your

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Speaker 1: letter live on the air, just like we're going to

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Speaker 1: read this one right here, right now in book He Love,

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Speaker 1: Hold On Tight. We got a point here. It is

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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. This letter makes me sad right here. Subject

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Speaker 1: he stole my wife from right up under me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a hard working, faithful man.

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Speaker 1: I was married for fifteen years to my college sweetheart.

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Speaker 1: I never had any problems in my marriage until I

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Speaker 1: tried to help out a friend. Here's what happened. My

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Speaker 1: wife had a best friend and the friend was married

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Speaker 1: to a big time cheater. We were always there for

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Speaker 1: her if she was going through drama with her husband.

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Speaker 1: Their marriage finally ended when her husband got her cousin pregnant.

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Speaker 1: She put him out of the house and he didn't

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Speaker 1: could sort things out. The first week, he kept to

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Speaker 1: at work. The second week he started talking more. I

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Speaker 1: came home from work one day and he and my

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Speaker 1: Going into the third week, I sat down with him

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Speaker 1: he said my wife loved having him there. He told

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Speaker 1: loved properly, so he seduced her, and he's been making

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Speaker 1: love to her almost daily for the past two weeks.

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Speaker 1: You can guess what happened next. I grabbed him and

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Speaker 1: I slung him to the ground, and my wife rushed

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Speaker 1: was all true, and she apologized to me. Fast forward

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Speaker 1: to the present. I have a new house. He's in

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Speaker 1: married when our divorce is final. He took my kindness

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Speaker 1: for weakness and stole my wife from right up under me.

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Speaker 1: I still want to put yeah, I still want to

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Speaker 1: put hands on him, but there's no use in it

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Speaker 1: because he already got my wife. It's going to be

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Speaker 1: hard for me to trust another female. How could I

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Speaker 1: move past this and find happiness again? Wow? Now you

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Speaker 1: see why this letter makes me sad? This, I mean,

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Speaker 1: just when you think you've heard it all, I'm just

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Speaker 1: really sorry because you sound like a truly nice man.

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Speaker 1: You sound like a nice guy. You know, women ask

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Speaker 1: all the time where are the nice guys? You know

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Speaker 1: there are no more nice guys? Well, this was truly

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Speaker 1: a nice guy. These weren't even your friends. These were

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Speaker 1: weren't even come on. You stepped in to help your

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Speaker 1: wife's best friend's husband out. You didn't have to do

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Speaker 1: I know you're probably asking yourself why you did. Now

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Speaker 1: this loser and man, I'm being kind when I use

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Speaker 1: that word. He stabbed you in your back so hard.

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Speaker 1: Then he twisted that knife. Okay, but I can't blame

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Speaker 1: him entirely because your wife played a big role. Well,

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Speaker 1: what is wrong with her? What is wrong with your wife?

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Speaker 1: You guys have been college sweethearts and you've been married

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Speaker 1: wife for allowing this to go down, but more than that,

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Speaker 1: he overstayed. You allowed him to overstay. Three weeks is

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Speaker 1: You say it's hard for you to trust females. All

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Speaker 1: past this. And you're gonna have to try and forgive Steve.

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Speaker 1: I don't see nothing about no moving only in this letter.

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Speaker 1: This just about this letter. Yeah, I don't see them

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Speaker 1: till I tried to help out a friend. Definition of friend.

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Speaker 1: Here's what happened. My wife had a best friend. So

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Speaker 1: married to a big time cheetah. Now nowhere in this letter,

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Speaker 1: really was you saying that this man was your friend,

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Speaker 1: y'all for a while. When did he become your friend?

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Speaker 1: But y'all was with the lady to help up through

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Speaker 1: y'all take him into what is y'all a shelter? You

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Speaker 1: The first week he kept to himself, and he slept

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Speaker 1: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at

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Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Subject of today's letter,

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Speaker 1: he stole my wife from right up under me right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve, Come on,

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Speaker 1: Let's recap today's Strawberry letters. Subject he stole my wife

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Speaker 1: right from under me, right from up under me. This

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Speaker 1: letter unbelievable. Dude, be married to college sweetheart. They ain't

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Speaker 1: have no problems her her best friend had and her

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Speaker 1: wife had her best friend who was married to a

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Speaker 1: big time cheetah. Then y'all was always there for going

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Speaker 1: The second week he started talking more. I come home

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Speaker 1: from work one day he and my wife had cooked together,

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Speaker 1: what ain't nobody here but me? You that I invited

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Speaker 1: one more half a cup more rice in the bowl uncooked,

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Speaker 1: that blows up to two damn cups of eight rice. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now that's where we start having the problem with right

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Speaker 1: now man. Going into the third week, I sat down

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Speaker 1: He informed me that he was very comfortable in my

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Speaker 1: heart right there. But see, I don't know, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know how we have this conversation. There's nobody that Tommy,

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Speaker 1: there's nobody that knows me. We can make this statement

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Speaker 1: to me that I'm very comfortable in your house. And

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Speaker 1: he said, my wife loved having him there. Wow. See,

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Speaker 1: I don't know nobody that really knows me that's can

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Speaker 1: ain't disrespectful. This you who you think you're talking to.

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Speaker 1: He told me he could tell my wife needed to

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Speaker 1: be loved properly. Now right, because the dude that's writing

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Speaker 1: this letter, it's a little weak ass dude. I'm sorry man,

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Speaker 1: to send it an email. You can't email from jail,

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Speaker 1: so I couldn't even sent this letter. See, there's no

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Speaker 1: What did you say to me? He told me he

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Speaker 1: so he seduced her and he's been making love to

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Speaker 1: tell your wife needed to be loved probly? That was

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Speaker 1: it could talk. I could tell your wife needed to

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Speaker 1: asked for me all this hill. First of all, you

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Speaker 1: that's when I stand up. I could tell your wife

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Speaker 1: then then thedn't now this way. He trying to sound

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Speaker 1: didn't happen, y'all. He just did Yeah. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: happened next. No, no, don't see next. No, we can't.

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Speaker 1: I grabbed him and slung him to the ground. That

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Speaker 1: ain't even how we fight. No first dog, I grabbed

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Speaker 1: Do you know that kitchen dog, I'm using everything, And

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Speaker 1: fast forward to the present. She said it was all true,

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Speaker 1: and she apologized to me. Fast forward to the president.

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Speaker 1: I have a new house. He's in my old house

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Speaker 1: divorces final. What hey, dog, you living? You living in

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Speaker 1: This is unthinkable. And ain't a real man reading this

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Speaker 1: letter going, well, you know, Steve, what could he do?

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Speaker 1: We all because we all sitting there going the question

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Speaker 1: We he didn't hiding the weapons. He got DNA everywhere.

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Speaker 1: The man ain't got no fighter nails, Steve. Plead that

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Speaker 1: now coming up at forty six after the hour, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna have part three of today's Strawberry Letters, subject he

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Speaker 1: stole my wife from right up under me. We'll get

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Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening to show. Well, Steve,

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Speaker 1: we were talking about this Strawberry Letter. You had a

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Speaker 1: lot more to say on its subject he stole my

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Speaker 1: wife from right up under me? Um, and just a

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Speaker 1: quick recap recap the house he ended up sleeping with

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Speaker 1: his wife told him I was could look at your

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Speaker 1: wife until she needed to be loved properly. I'm in

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Speaker 1: sleeping with her every day for the past two weeks.

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Speaker 1: So you know what happened next? I grabbed him and

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Speaker 1: slung him to the ground. What hello, Yeah, Ain't nobody

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Speaker 1: gets stayed anybody. We're in the kitchen talking. You told

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Speaker 1: me you've been sleeping my wife for two weeks. Ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody gets stamped at? Nobody's head split open with a

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Speaker 1: front pan. Ain't nobody got the face held down? On

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Speaker 1: the on, the on, the on, the eye with the

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Speaker 1: gas on. Everybody got all the ligaments. I didn't. I

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Speaker 1: didn't reach behind the stove and snatch the gas line

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Speaker 1: out and sticking in your butt. I didn't, Now you go,

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Speaker 1: now you're talking. I didn't slam your head in the freezer,

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Speaker 1: though nine times I adn't do that. I slung him

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Speaker 1: to the ground. I grabbed him and slung him to

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Speaker 1: the ground. Slung him to the ground. So you don't

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Speaker 1: believe that, because that's not how you guys, though, Shirley,

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Speaker 1: you cannot tell no living man that I know that's marriage.

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Speaker 1: And put in time with a wife and a dude

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Speaker 1: sitting in his house and say these words to him,

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Speaker 1: and his reaction is I grabbed him and slung him

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Speaker 1: to the ground. Then my wife yelled it and yelled

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Speaker 1: for me to stop. So then he stopped. I so

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Speaker 1: bad I can't even hear her. Yeah, okay, And she

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Speaker 1: need to get out the way while I'm throwing the

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Speaker 1: blows in it. Damn yeh. Then he said, fast forward

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Speaker 1: to the president. I got a new house. So you

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Speaker 1: moved out your house, and there's a man that the

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Speaker 1: moved in your house that screwing your wife in that house.

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Speaker 1: This house. Ain't this house don't have no soot damage

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Speaker 1: from the fire you sat. Yeah, you can actually live

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Speaker 1: in this house. It ain't no water damage when the

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Speaker 1: fire department comes. But ain't you ain't said nothing on fire.

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Speaker 1: He's sleeping in the house screwing your wife. You then

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Speaker 1: win't got a new house and they getting married when

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Speaker 1: I divorced, and y'all ain't even divorced. So now you'll

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Speaker 1: paying for this house that he is sleeping with your wife. Pardner,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. And none of this

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Speaker 1: is happening with no dudes I know. Okay, one of

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Speaker 1: my best friends, biggieweg if you sit in beg and

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Speaker 1: tell him you've been sleeping with his white man. This

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Speaker 1: is not even a new story. We're a forty Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the greatest episode. Everybody on that block, their houses in gym,

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Speaker 1: the whole block, all right. This one is an episode

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Speaker 1: of Forensic five. The Greatest onder we gotta got coming

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Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Some of the

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Speaker 1: dirtiest places in the gym that can make you sick.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening