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Speaker 1: on your on your podcast, Elvis represents show he stayed

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Speaker 1: for the record. It is getaway day before a vacation

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Speaker 1: for Elvis to rand the morning show. And who's here?

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Speaker 1: I'm here Medication, I'm scary Garrett, Yes, Garrett is here. Jake,

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Speaker 1: Jake the producer is here? What's up here? Where the

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Speaker 1: hell is everybody? You know? What are you saying? We're

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Speaker 1: the outcast? Thanks? No, no, no. When I was leading

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Speaker 1: to wait, let me finish my statement clearly getting out

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Speaker 1: was like, oh hey here it's and Jake, you want

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Speaker 1: to come on the podcast? Exactly? No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Where I was going that with. What was We are

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Speaker 1: the honor students, we are the we are the kids

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Speaker 1: there early. We raise our hands, we sit up front,

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Speaker 1: we do the stuff no one else wants to do.

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Speaker 1: But it's true. We clean up everybody else's mess. And

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Speaker 1: we are role model employees for this company. And I

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Speaker 1: this podcast. Let it be let be known that we

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Speaker 1: are the ones who stayed after school. Yes, you're at

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Speaker 1: ramaro y A R t Z A right, exactly, get

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Speaker 1: ahead yea producer. But it's true. It's like this is

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Speaker 1: almost like the day after, you know, It's like it's

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Speaker 1: almost like the last day of school before summer vacation

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Speaker 1: and you're still there and you're hanging out and you're

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Speaker 1: just getting stuff done. So we're like the not cool

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Speaker 1: We're not were we put of the nerd herd? What

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Speaker 1: And in high school, what did you have? We did

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Speaker 1: I was just the popular. You're telling me you had

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Speaker 1: where did you did you go to school? I went

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Speaker 1: a picture from that night? No? Night? So that afternoon

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Speaker 1: So staring? How was your week? But he doesn't want

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Speaker 1: up this weekend, right, pairs of underwear? Yeah yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand how this doesn't make sense. You guys

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Speaker 1: at the beach, So that's one pair of underwear your

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Speaker 1: got drinking shrinkage problems. How many people think that you

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Speaker 1: what have you done this your whole life? Where wearing

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Speaker 1: your effort, Jake. Those are called shorts. You took a

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Speaker 1: bathing suit, paid bathing suit prices. You just invented shorts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you need underwear under your bathing suit that.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry exactly, you don't. And I realized I don't

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Speaker 1: even have fourteen pairs of underwear. You, okay, that's worse.

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Speaker 1: You're a heavier packer than you know that, right? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well it's because we get there and you're just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I forgot my toothbrush and toothpaste and my hair jail

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Speaker 1: I don't have all this Stuffefully, everyone always has something.

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Speaker 1: When you're going to the Domerican Republic, yeah, I'm leaving tonight.

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Speaker 1: How long are you going for? I'm going for eight days?

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Speaker 1: So how many pairs of wonder where you bringing? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I count it. I have thirty. You're bringing pairs? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm bringing thirty pairs. I probably have like sixty. On

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Speaker 1: the speaking of foreign language, no, okay, well, first of

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Speaker 1: day seven pairs of No, that's not it is, okay,

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Speaker 1: It's freaking hot. And also if you go out in

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Speaker 1: know what I need to wear Okay, that's different. You're

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Speaker 1: But Jake, there's no excuse we didn't talk about you.

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Speaker 1: I'm going away seven days. I have at least the

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Speaker 1: minimum ten pairs. Yes, I feel like, okay, maybe mine

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Speaker 1: like every six, every twelve hours. I think, do you

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Speaker 1: guys underwear at. Jake, the producer at, called me here

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Speaker 1: tweet as your hate yet. Yeah next year. The fifteen

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