1 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's launching a new fashion line 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: to counter Kardashians skins. 3 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:15,239 Speaker 2: It's called Fix with two excess. If you want to 4 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 2: get your hand on a pair of thicks. 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: There's quite a waiting line because they only take travelers 6 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,240 Speaker 1: checks from the nineties. 7 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 2: Good Luck. 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: The Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news 9 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 10 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: we have a laser and there's other butt stashes. Just 11 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 1: don't This first Laser story is out of the United Kingdom. 12 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: There's a personal trainer named Ryan Mercer who's making headlines 13 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 1: because he just finished a thirty day pizza diet. Now 14 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:48,560 Speaker 1: Ryan ate it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every single day, 15 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 1: pizza for an entire month. 16 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 3: Could he take any topics? 17 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: I don't know what the rules are, but just it's 18 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 1: pizza and somehow he managed to lose seven and a 19 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,639 Speaker 1: half pounds with just. 20 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 4: Carbs and cheese. 21 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 5: I've heard out of all the junk foods like it's 22 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:06,679 Speaker 5: the best one because you get. 23 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,680 Speaker 3: Your protein in there them a little bit of carbohydrates. 24 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, Veggiesgie. 25 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: He ate other stuff too, like protein bars. Whenever he 26 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 1: needed a sack. But for every meal, the main dish 27 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: was pizza, and he averaged ten slices a day, so 28 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: three hundred slices of pizza over. 29 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 4: One month, and that's a lot. 30 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:30,399 Speaker 3: But for his challenge, he would have had to put 31 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 3: the protein bars on a pizza and then eat it. Yeah, 32 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 3: it feels like cheating. 33 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: One reason that he was still able to lose weight 34 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 1: was he made his pizza himself at home. God, well, 35 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 1: obviously that's going to be healthier than the stuff that 36 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: you buy it. 37 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 2: Domino does sound. 38 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 3: Like a very fun pizza challenge. You got to make 39 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 3: your own pizza, count all the candies. 40 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 4: He says, pizza challenge and then everything that followed that. 41 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 2: Yes, that doesn't he says. 42 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 1: He did it to show people that you don't have 43 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: to sacrifice your favorite foods in order to had pounds. 44 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 5: You just have to have six hours a day to 45 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 5: cook for yourself. 46 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 3: And also a gym to work out in for another. 47 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 2: Five Exactly how hard is that? 48 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 3: It seems easy. 49 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 2: And it also probably helps. He was already in great 50 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 2: shape before the diet. 51 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: He posted some before and after shots just to show everyone, 52 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: and he does look a little more trim. Here's his photo. 53 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 1: You can see his abs popping out more after the diet. 54 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 3: This is probably the time of day he took the 55 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 3: picture of the light. 56 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 4: I wasn't flexing him. 57 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 1: He went into an Abercrombie and Fitch for that last picture. 58 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 1: But Ryan isn't done now. He's already moving on to 59 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: his next big idea, the Burger diet. A whole month 60 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: eating only burgers for every single meet. 61 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 3: He doesn't eat him with buns. 62 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,800 Speaker 5: I swear to god, he's gonna be like, this is 63 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 5: a keen Wahberger. 64 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,520 Speaker 2: You're so jaded on the ship. 65 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,959 Speaker 4: Drink the oil I want to see. 66 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of New Zealand. 67 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 2: Recently. 68 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: The Navy was patrolling the coast out in the Pacific 69 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: Ocean and they came across something. At first they thought 70 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: was a huge raft or a makeshift boat, but as 71 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 1: they got closer they were stunned to see it was 72 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: actually three tons of cocaine floating in the ocean. 73 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,519 Speaker 2: That they confused it for a boat. 74 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 4: To smuggle them in boats. Now they're smuggling boats in. 75 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: The The drugs were packaged in bricks and tied up 76 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: together with string attached to booize to stay afloat. 77 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 3: That seems like a risky way to smuggle. 78 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 4: Your drugs, just like pray. The current takes it. 79 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: They managed to haul in eighty one bales of cocaine 80 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: worth about three hundred and sixteen million dollars. 81 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 4: When you said suns, I was like, that has gotta 82 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 4: be the most expensive bus in history. 83 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 1: So they posted a pick of the largest drug bust 84 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: New Zealand has ever had. Ye and that's all it 85 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: took for the Internet to go wild with everybody making 86 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: the same. All right, Cocaine Bear made it big recently. 87 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: Let's get them to make Cocaine Shark. If you haven't heard, 88 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 1: Cocaine Bear is a movie based on a real life 89 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: incident where an American black bear ingested cocaine after drug 90 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: smugglers accidentally dropped a shipment out in the forest. 91 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,719 Speaker 2: Oh my god, sorry is a quote. 92 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 1: If you think Cocaine Bear was crazy, wait to hear 93 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 1: about the cocaine shark that got totally addicted and terrorized 94 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: Florida's drug smugglers in the eighties until. 95 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 3: They ground their teeth down to nothing. 96 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 1: If you're wondering, the actual cocaine was enough to have 97 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 1: supplied the entire Australian market for a year and all 98 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 1: of New Zealand's market for thirty years, totly crap. 99 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,040 Speaker 4: New Zealand doesn't do a lot of blow up that. 100 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of North Carolina. Researchers 101 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 1: from NC State University have been studying automated vehicles for years, 102 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: and now they're finally ready to make a bold suggestion 103 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 1: to improve everyone's lives when it comes to traffic and 104 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 1: self driving cars. They're suggesting we eventually add a fourth 105 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 1: white light to every stop signal in the country. 106 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,160 Speaker 3: God another you have to sit through. 107 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:20,160 Speaker 1: The idea is that as more and more automated cars 108 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 1: are on the streets, they'll be able to communicate with 109 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 1: each other and with the traffic lights, so they'll be 110 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:29,039 Speaker 1: able to coordinate the optimal, most efficient traffic flow, meaning 111 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,160 Speaker 1: no more stopping for a few minutes at a red 112 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:32,320 Speaker 1: when no one's coming. 113 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,799 Speaker 3: I don't really do that on the way to work anyway. 114 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 2: You don't stop at the red lights much. 115 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 1: This white light would indicate to any human drivers that 116 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 1: there's enough automated vehicles in the area to navigate intersections 117 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:53,839 Speaker 1: on their own, and you should just follow the lead 118 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: of the self driving cars. 119 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 3: Whooa. 120 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: If the self driving car stops, you stop. If they 121 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,280 Speaker 1: go through the light, you proceed through the light. 122 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 3: I feel like I'm getting t boned. I don't trust it, Jeffrey. 123 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 1: But you don't think you're getting te boned by running 124 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:07,479 Speaker 1: the red lights? 125 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 4: Now? 126 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 3: No, obviously not. 127 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:10,480 Speaker 2: They understand. 128 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,840 Speaker 1: If this ever happens, it's probably a long way off 129 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: decent chunk of the cars on the streets that have 130 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,160 Speaker 1: to be automated for it to work. 131 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 3: Yeah there Yeah, no pedestrians. 132 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 2: Or no one cares about the pedestrians. This next the 133 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,560 Speaker 2: stories out of social media central. 134 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 1: If you're not on TikTok, and you're not in your 135 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 1: early to mid twenties, you may not have seen a borg. 136 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 3: Oh ya, I even know what those are. 137 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,840 Speaker 1: And if you don't know, it's not a bad thing. 138 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,840 Speaker 1: But if you're curious, here's the chaos you're missing out on. 139 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 1: There's a trend where young people are partying or tailgating 140 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 1: with a gallon jug filled with colorful liquid. 141 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 3: Like a milk jug, like a plastic milk jug. 142 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:49,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's called a BORG, which stands for blackout 143 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: rage gallon. 144 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 5: Got it? 145 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 4: Okay? 146 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: It's basically just a lazy mixed drink or jungle juice. 147 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, jungle is going to say that it sounds like 148 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,600 Speaker 5: I listened to a whole lady shpiel about how much 149 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,720 Speaker 5: safer this is than what we did when we were 150 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 5: at college. Yeah, because we're just dipping our cup out 151 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,520 Speaker 5: of a big garbage can that was full of alcohol 152 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:09,159 Speaker 5: and who knows what else. 153 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 2: And it's pretty easy to make. 154 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 1: You get the plastic gallon jug that's partially filled with water, 155 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 1: and you add whatever amount of vodka you want. It's 156 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 1: not a carefully measured cocktail, and then you just add 157 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 1: color to it. And a popular choice is using mio, 158 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:28,040 Speaker 1: those egg shaped bottles of water enhancing flavorings with electrolytes. 159 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:29,400 Speaker 2: So you can also. 160 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: Add pedia light or liquid IV if you want to 161 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:32,680 Speaker 1: go that route. 162 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 3: And if you're healthy, that's it. 163 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaker 4: No fruit slices or anything. 164 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 3: They don't want the calories, you know. 165 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,640 Speaker 1: The last and most important step is to give your 166 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: borg a name and write it on the side of 167 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 1: the gallon with a sharpie. Puns are really popular here. 168 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 1: We've seen ones called Chairman of the borg Borgingham Palace. 169 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 1: And I like big borgs and I cannot lie. And 170 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 1: speaking of great big borgs, I know this guy's got one, 171 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,480 Speaker 1: and unlike the other gen Zers, he uses his responsibility. 172 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:12,640 Speaker 2: Elexis down means lays destroys has come to an end 173 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again the same time 174 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 2: on Monday.