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Speaker 1: What is Rory doing?

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Speaker 2: Whoa, it wasn't even started, but now we're started.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what is Rory? What is Rory doing? Dude?

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Speaker 2: I mean it didn't get you say it one more time?

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Speaker 1: What is Rory doing? And we're starting now we're starting,

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Speaker 1: so I need to start the time over. Now you're

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Speaker 1: getting because Rory is only at minus one, like he's

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Speaker 1: just been even all day, Like, Rory, wake up. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Oh Tony Feenw. I do a golf pool for every major.

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Speaker 1: I picked Tony f now in his little bracket. It's

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Speaker 1: like six tiers. You pick one golfer from each tier.

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Speaker 1: I always pick fe Now why do I pick female.

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Speaker 2: Because his name starts with the F word.

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Speaker 1: No, because I like him. I think he's cool. I

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Speaker 1: like his swag. I like everything about Tony Fenw. And

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Speaker 1: he's like plus eight first round every major. I don't

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Speaker 1: pick him this time because I'm like, I'm done picking him.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's minus two, don't worry about it. That's how

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Speaker 1: the cookie crumbles, man. And then I mean, just look

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Speaker 1: at these guys. Brian harm in Harrish English, I mean

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Speaker 1: ramas hoguard, come on, haugyard.

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Speaker 2: And also English. They're playing over there with the English.

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Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you pick Harris English.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point because he's from America, so I

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Speaker 1: didn't think he would be good over in the English country.

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Speaker 2: That is funny, though the Ryder Cup they always win

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Speaker 2: in Europe. We always went in America this year, Beth

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Speaker 2: Page Black, Yeah, welcome to America. Yeah, enjoy your ass kicking.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that really how it works?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because South Beach hit me up. Yeah, I looked

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Speaker 2: it up in South Beach goes, hey, man, we should

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Speaker 2: go to Vegas and bet the Ryder Cup wow in

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Speaker 2: September and watch it all weekend. You know what's funny

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Speaker 2: is I was like, March Madness would maybe be better

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Speaker 2: than the Ryder Cup and I don't bet. So No,

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Speaker 2: that's funny because Garrett he hit me up. He hit

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Speaker 2: up the group because we've been trying to play on

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Speaker 2: a Vegas weekend where we just sit and watch sports

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Speaker 2: sports all weekend. And he said, hey, guys, what about

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Speaker 2: the week of September twenty ninth. I mean you got

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Speaker 2: a college football he said.

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Speaker 1: Someone's playing someone than NFL and the Ryder Cup final

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Speaker 1: day that Sunday. Oh my gosh, it's the perfect weekend,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't think I can make

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Speaker 1: that weekend, man, So what work? What?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Ihearts before that? Yeah, I know it's the weekend before.

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Speaker 1: I'll be in Vegas. The weekend before that got it

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Speaker 1: for iHeart? Yes, And then that weekend I'll be in

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Speaker 1: beth Page, New York for the Ryder Cup. You're going,

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Speaker 1: I'm going.

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Speaker 2: Low key flex right, No, Loki.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna break the news today. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: wait until we got closer to the event. But you

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Speaker 1: brought up the Ryder Cup. But your boy is going

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Speaker 1: to the Ryder Cup.

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Speaker 2: What neighbors flexing their wealth?

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Speaker 1: Ding? Ding ding? Uh? We mind, it's not even neighbor.

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Speaker 1: It's a my middle son, baby Box two's best friend.

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Speaker 1: His dad won an online like sign up and he

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Speaker 1: won tickets.

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Speaker 2: He picked you. Yeah, how many guys could he pick?

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Speaker 1: I think he gets to pick three other people? So

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Speaker 1: he picked his wife.

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Speaker 2: What the thrupple?

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Speaker 1: And then me and my wife whoa pineapple? Yeah? And

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Speaker 1: so we are going to NYC to watch the Ryder Cup.

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Speaker 2: I always wonder because Miami we had a thirty minute

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Speaker 2: long drive from the airport, so Beth Page Black, there's

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Speaker 2: no way. It's right next to Little Guardia. I bet

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Speaker 2: it's an hour drive.

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Speaker 1: It's a one hour train ride. He won it, so

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Speaker 1: he won. He won tickets and a parking pass, and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, go yourself, man.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's all we'd hear. And I'd be like,

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Speaker 1: And when we got to Best Page and we're watching

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Speaker 2: I'm good with one mode of transportation. That's why the

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Speaker 2: flight's to somewhere perfect and then an uber to somewhere.

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Speaker 2: But when you got to get outside of an uber

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Speaker 2: where you're going planes, trains, and automobiles. That's where I

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Speaker 2: wonder for work. That's my only worry. If I was retired,

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't give a rip, but I wonder. Oh well,

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Speaker 2: then you gotta hope the train systems on time. You

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Speaker 2: the airport. Then you know how the airport works. But

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Speaker 2: the other modes of transportation never know.

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Speaker 1: I thought the subway's pretty easy.

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Speaker 2: That one's easy. So that's what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking subway. We're just getting on train straight

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Speaker 2: I went on that subway in New York City with

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Speaker 2: And we gotta stop worrying about you know what, go

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Speaker 2: live a weekend. You're gonna come back with no voice

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Speaker 2: and hungover. But go live, man. I think Monday's episode.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine the recap? Yeah? Yeah, so then uh

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Speaker 2: that are gonna play in it. Really Oh yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: like the top cut line. So it's like the top

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Speaker 2: eight guys for each country.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing, is I The only problem I have

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Speaker 1: be absolutely dead. I'm gonna be an non existent father.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be in my kids' lives. But here's

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Speaker 2: Give him the best you, not the rest of you.

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Speaker 1: I don't have anybody to watch my kids.

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Speaker 2: I'm not watching your kids. Do that be a nightmare

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Speaker 2: at the house. No, No, I've kept it so perfect for

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Speaker 2: a year. I would panic the entire weekend. I couldn't

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Speaker 2: watch your kids. Why because they would mark up the walls.

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Speaker 2: They're not gonna break something.

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Speaker 1: They don't break anything.

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Speaker 2: Well, can they stay outside all day? Yes, all right,

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Speaker 2: put some side screen on him. But throw some sunscreen

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Speaker 1: We don't cut a fence. It's okay, right, they take

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Speaker 1: crossing the street. They are three, five and seven. They

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Speaker 2: I bet me and Bezer lose one of them.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's fine, they'll find they get their way back.

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Speaker 1: I let him go ride their bikes. It's cool.

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Speaker 2: But the youngest one, he just waddles places.

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Speaker 1: No, he walks, he runs, he rides his bike.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there would be an injury, something breaks, or our

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Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing is, I don't know how we're

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Speaker 1: I made a video of the boys asking granny and Grandpa, hey,

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Speaker 1: what my parents said.

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Speaker 2: Back, And they didn't even watch it.

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Speaker 1: They haven't even watched the video, not had one peep,

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Speaker 1: Parents haven't even seen the video.

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Speaker 2: I love that though. The new culture is people aren't

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Speaker 2: on their phones watching the texts and the videos immediately.

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Speaker 2: My parents are now starting to understand. We respond a

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Speaker 2: week later, dude. Sometimes I'll hit back on a school

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Speaker 2: picture a month later, love it. Tristan looked great. So

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Speaker 2: it's the new culture is, guys. Text message is in immediacy.

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Speaker 1: And I get it. My parents probably miss a lot

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Speaker 2: You bah Ram.

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Speaker 1: It's a horrange. No, it's a movie we watched while

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Speaker 1: we were on vacation and we sent it to Granny

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Speaker 1: So they're making fun of the movie. No, no, they

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Speaker 1: weeks later, still using the lines from the movie that is.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be a busy September. I'm not going to Vegas.

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Speaker 2: We're working on Tigers games.

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Speaker 1: What.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because the Detroit Tigers they're only gonna have school

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Speaker 2: ball for maybe this year, maybe next year. And then

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Speaker 2: he's gone, oh, you're trying to go to a game. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so and this is their they're gonna make the playoffs there.

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Speaker 1: So they play in Cincinnati? Do they play in at LANDA.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're trying to make it easy on my dad's Oh,

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Speaker 2: you're trying to go to Detroit, But we're doing Detroit

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Speaker 2: in September sometime. You're doing Vegas, you're doing Beth Paige.

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Speaker 2: Black POD's going to be on the road. We're going

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Speaker 2: to be on the road all month.

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Speaker 1: I got a question. If you're going to Detroit to

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Speaker 1: see a game, let me know what weekend, why maybe

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Speaker 1: I'll come with you.

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Speaker 2: But I think they were trying to make it where

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Speaker 2: it's just Boomer my dad. I mean, it's not like

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Speaker 2: boys weekend.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a family thing.

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Speaker 2: And also my dad doesn't drink, so we would be

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Speaker 2: soning cold sober for three straight days. Huh, Hey, lunch,

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Speaker 2: Hey how about schoo Ball Ray really great guyro Ball.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't want to interrupt the family bonding.

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Speaker 1: I did not understand that it was a family bonding experience.

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Speaker 1: So I will sit a couple of rows over.

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Speaker 2: What'd you think it was? Me and Justin and a

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought you were just going with Bazer and

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. We gotta start the show man.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we are the one, two, three sore losers.

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: What's up? No, it's are not. I haven't been with

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Speaker 2: Bradwin's Abbey. We're dating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, outside of town. Still trying to figure that one out.

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Speaker 2: Over your ring? What'sabiolitiscissan Ray Mundo from the North Alpha Male.

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Speaker 1: Lunch Yeah, I mean that. That last one ended on

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Speaker 1: Let me start off by saying, I love my wife.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I understand. She helps with the Coaches Convention.

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Speaker 1: She's hoping with She's helping with Coaches Convention. Five. The

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Speaker 1: and I said, hey, I know we don't have anything

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Speaker 1: Why not order some jersey Mikes for lunch. And I

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Speaker 1: you know, Jersey Mikes. And I said, I'll take my normal,

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Speaker 1: And she's like, all right. And also Baby Box two

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Speaker 1: I said, hey, order them sandwiches because I know they're

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Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, I like that idea. I like the

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Speaker 2: That's so funny, man.

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Speaker 1: I know it's not funny yet, it's about to get funny.

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Speaker 1: I had to leave the room, I know.

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Speaker 1: And so I tell her that at the beginning of

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Speaker 2: That sounds good.

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Speaker 1: It does sound good. So I get done with the

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Speaker 2: I'm outside of Jersey, heading over to Mike's.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm about to head over there and grab

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Speaker 1: I said, I nexted you when the pod was starting

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Speaker 1: to take their sweet time, and it takes about thirty

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Speaker 1: Eh no, No, they're quick at Jimmy John's. Man, this

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Johns. It's so quick to snap your mama. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but we we over here in Jersey. We just we

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Speaker 2: You mean you wanted four submarinos?

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Speaker 1: Ah, give me thirty minutes. Hey, Mikey, let's go. Can

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Speaker 1: we get them in thirty Mikey, another game's on. I'll

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Speaker 1: give us thirty five. They're in the bottom of the eight.

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Speaker 1: We got to see the end of the game. What

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Speaker 1: do you guys want? A little Italian salami? You want

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Speaker 1: that's the sub we love the most. Man, this is Nashville, Dude,

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Speaker 1: stop talking like that. Make my sandwich exactly. So I'm frustrated.

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Speaker 2: Hey, y'all, welcome to Jersey Mikes.

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Speaker 1: How can I take your order? What? Then? I thought,

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Speaker 1: What? What? What about a soda?

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Speaker 2: Them in Jerzy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? So I'm like, cool, all right, then I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: no problem whatever. So I post a pod and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: Change out the chips because they put in them nasty

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Speaker 1: regular lace chips. Boom, give me my son chips. Son

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Speaker 2: And they never know what the chips and the drinks.

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Speaker 2: It's every single time I ordered a drink. Oh what,

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Speaker 2: let me check the receipt man, Just give me the cup.

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Speaker 2: Of course I ordered the drink. You should always know

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Speaker 1: I grabbed the bag off the shelf and they go, hey,

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Speaker 1: Bye. So I get home and the kids are there.

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Speaker 1: They've been playing, and they're playing in the hose. They're

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah. She was like, we're doing some

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Speaker 1: work on some you know, charity stuff for the school,

433
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,720
Speaker 1: and she was like, why don't you take them to

434
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:57,239
Speaker 1: the pool? Huh? So you got me home, I just

435
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,720
Speaker 1: got off work, you forgot to order the subs, and

436
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,840
Speaker 1: now you want me to take all four of the

437
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,560
Speaker 1: kids the pool while you guys do some stuff for

438
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:11,040
Speaker 1: the school. Sheeeshh, okay, all right, cool. Yeah, and the

439
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:15,639
Speaker 1: boys have swim lessons at uh three, three thirty and four,

440
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,000
Speaker 1: and it's only two o'clock, so she's like, yeah, just

441
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,720
Speaker 1: go a little early they can play. Okay, cool, Yeah,

442
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,280
Speaker 1: let me let me go do that while you guys

443
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,480
Speaker 1: sit here in pow wow. You two ladies are just

444
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,720
Speaker 1: hanging out or you're just getting me out of the

445
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,280
Speaker 1: house because you guys want to bang. I don't know

446
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,000
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen.

447
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,199
Speaker 2: Whoa powwow? What was that referencing? I don't think we

448
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,120
Speaker 2: can say that anymore.

449
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,520
Speaker 1: Really, I don't know. I don't know either. So here

450
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,480
Speaker 1: I am. I load them up in the car and

451
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,200
Speaker 1: it's me and four kids heading to the pool. Four

452
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,720
Speaker 1: that you had? Three? Yeah, but baby boxes two's friends over,

453
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,159
Speaker 1: two of them will should there be five? No? Baby

454
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:52,639
Speaker 1: Box's friend, baby Box two's friend friend. So two is

455
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,960
Speaker 1: his name? His friend is Lacey. She's over, and so

456
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,480
Speaker 1: we're all going to the pool. So here we go.

457
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,280
Speaker 1: Soun's screening up. Let's go mount up, we roll up.

458
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,680
Speaker 1: Go in the pool. We're hanging out. There's no one there,

459
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,199
Speaker 1: it's empty. And at two fifteen, two thirty on a

460
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:13,640
Speaker 1: Wednesday afternoon when it's burning hot, there's like ten people there. Fantastic.

461
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,959
Speaker 1: And we're there a little bit and about two point fifty.

462
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:24,840
Speaker 1: That's tall brunette, hot tan, beautiful walks in, got her

463
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 1: two kids with her.

464
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 2: How's it going, mom? She gots to meet you.

465
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,760
Speaker 1: She's got a couple tattoos, her two sons look old.

466
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 1: Not to swim by the sails. They run jump in

467
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 1: the pool.

468
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 2: Whoa was it Carly Pears?

469
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 1: No? I don't think she has kids. Oh and she's

470
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 1: way taller than Carson.

471
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 2: Is it Christin Cavalari?

472
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 1: No? But this lady sits down at a chair, has

473
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 1: her bag there, reaches in her bag, boom pulls out

474
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:55,160
Speaker 1: two white claws at the community pool. I'm like two

475
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 1: forty five on a Wednesday, and she's got two white

476
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 1: claws ready to go. That's normal on the West. I

477
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 1: was like, damn, this lady has it set like she

478
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 1: can just drink white claws on a Wednesday. She invented

479
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 1: white claw Wednesday. I guess because she sits there and

480
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,199
Speaker 1: drinks her two white claws and we hang out at

481
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Speaker 1: the pool. I mean two and a half hours were there.

482
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 1: We're there un till five o'clock. Dude?

483
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 2: Is she cool with the cans at the community pool?

484
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,120
Speaker 1: She set them on the table and then she put

485
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,919
Speaker 1: him immediately in a kozi got it like, I don't know,

486
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: she kind of hit him, but she pulled him out

487
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,960
Speaker 1: and I saw her pop him right on the table

488
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,479
Speaker 1: as she dug for her koozie and then put kozie

489
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 1: on each one. Pop that white call. I'm there for

490
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 1: two and a half hours, dude, this lady had kept

491
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,719
Speaker 1: pulling white She had five white claws in the two

492
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 1: and a half hours I was at the pool.

493
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Speaker 3: Parenting's a racket man, apparently, you just throw them back.

494
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what life she is living

495
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: where she just comes on a Wednesday at two thirty

496
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 1: in the afternoon is having five white claws while her

497
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 1: kids swim.

498
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 2: Husband comes home from work. He's been at the office

499
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,959
Speaker 2: nine to five in all day, and she's slammed.

500
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,199
Speaker 1: I mean, must be nice. I was like, wow, and

501
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,639
Speaker 1: I'm chasing kids. Hey, watch this? Watch this? Can we go?

502
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 1: Can we go over here? I'll watch this. Watch my handstand?

503
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 1: Rate my handstand? Okay? Cool? Yeah, that's a six. You

504
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 1: should have clawed a claw, dude, she didn't offer me one? Yay?

505
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 3: Do you mind if I claw me a clawy the

506
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 3: billboards saying downtown Nashville, across from the radio station where

507
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 3: I work, it says, claw me a claw?

508
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I get in on that drinking

509
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: thing with you? Like you? It seems you have two

510
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 1: and you're only one person. You think I can have

511
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: one of those? That's in a No?

512
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you say we both shotgun one and

513
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 3: see what happens next.

514
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 1: I mean, my wife stayed home with another woman.

515
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

516
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: Why I brought the kids to the pool, But the

517
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 1: kids play fine. The ring in the pool. How's it going,

518
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 1: I'm lunch by. Yeah, get away from it. They'll be

519
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 1: back in a little bit. I threw that ring far

520
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 1: away so I could get to know you. No, she

521
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,719
Speaker 1: didn't offer me one. All right, cool? So I mean

522
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 1: the kids, but it's amazing how they can swim and stuff.

523
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,199
Speaker 1: But they watch this, watch this, watch this. So I

524
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 1: had to sit there and rate handstands for like thirty minutes.

525
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,640
Speaker 2: You would have done great at Low's pool in Miami

526
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 2: because the kids were doing the ballerina. Yeah, and then

527
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 2: the jumping in the little of the least amount of

528
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 2: splash get the most points. I give you a fall

529
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 2: and Sarah a five.

530
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 1: What that's not fast? I did the same splash.

531
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 2: It's fascinating, I get it.

532
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: Fascinating, unbelievable, amazing. And then another girl, Oh I don't

533
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 1: even know. Oh you rate judge my handstand? Sure, girl,

534
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 1: come on, you join the group. Might as well. You're

535
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 1: like keeping tallies. And then and then my baby box

536
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: ones like, Dad, so what's my total score so far?

537
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, how am I supposed to keep track?

538
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 2: You thought I was totally it all up?

539
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: He was like, well, Dad, I had a seven, A

540
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: seven and eight and a seven. How many is that?

541
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, twenty nine, I believe is what you have.

542
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: He goes, okay, guys, I have twenty nine so far.

543
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 1: And then Lacy comes up, goes, hey, and I did

544
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 1: I was doing one through ten. She goes, give me

545
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: a twenty one on this.

546
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 2: One that's actually called illegal and she.

547
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: Does a handstand. She goes, what did I get? What

548
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 1: did I get? I was like seven and she goes,

549
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 1: she goes, you're supposed to say twenty one. Well, she's like,

550
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: say twenty one on this one. Okay, all right? She goes,

551
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 1: does a handstand. What did I get? What did I get?

552
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: Twenty one? Just guys, I got a twenty one.

553
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 2: I got a.

554
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 1: Twenty one on that one. I mean, ridiculous.

555
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 2: But why and why across the world in Miami and

556
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 2: across the world in Nashville are they both doing rating

557
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,439
Speaker 2: my dives and stuff in a pool? Is there a

558
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 2: TV show right now out doing it?

559
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:38,199
Speaker 3: No?

560
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,679
Speaker 1: No, it's I guess they've seen the Olympics before. But

561
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 1: it's not even in season, not even in season. I

562
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,199
Speaker 1: don't know. It's something that's hereditary. I don't know. You

563
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 1: learn it by osmosis. Somehow all kids know about the

564
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:53,400
Speaker 1: rating system. I rate nine, I r I rate her

565
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: eight and a half. I mean your score?

566
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, son, what did you need all total number? Okay?

567
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah. So then I gotta get home because I

568
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: got a SoC game of six fifteen.

569
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 2: Man, did you talk to the woman?

570
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: No?

571
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I didn't invite her to the convention.

572
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 2: She's a local.

573
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 1: No no, no she didn't. She didn't know.

574
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 2: No. Did she know you from the show?

575
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: No, no, no she didn't. She didn't even ignow. She

576
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: didn't even act like I was there. She didn't see me.

577
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: Would she put her blinders on? Yeah, had the shades on.

578
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,120
Speaker 1: Kicked back in the chair, just like having the white

579
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: clause of time. You know. I was like, all right,

580
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: I don't even know. She talked to her kids whole time.

581
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 2: Oh oh that Parenting twenty twenty five.

582
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 1: Baby, you know, her kids in the pool swimming. She

583
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: was just hanging out.

584
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

585
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:44,640
Speaker 2: Hey, parenting brought to you by a Walmart tablet. Saw

586
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 2: it the entire vacation at Low's outside of those kids.

587
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 2: Please rate to me, father, I'm about to do a dive. Okay,

588
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 2: you are ready to go? Thank you? Father.

589
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: I love me.

590
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 2: I'my father.

591
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I mean my wife, you know, I mean.

592
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 1: I started this out by saying I was annoyed by

593
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: her first of all the sandwiches. Then I get stuck

594
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 1: taking all these four kids of the pool utter. She's

595
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: the one that said, hey, Babybox two should have his

596
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: friend over today. Basically it was so she could hang

597
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 1: out with the mom and I could watch the kids.

598
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 2: Cool.

599
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 1: Thanks, I appreciate that. So I get home, I said,

600
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: you better have dinner ready, because these are gonna be

601
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 1: some hungry munchkins because they've been swimming for two and

602
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 1: a half hours. They've got a big apptight. Swimming makes

603
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: you hungry. I don't know if you've been swimming lately,

604
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: but boy, after swimming, you are starving.

605
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 2: There's a meme where you get a sandwich or a

606
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 2: baggage chips after swimming or being out in the sun

607
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 2: all day, and how amazing it tastes. Oh, this is

608
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,479
Speaker 2: like the best Italian meal I've ever had, and it's

609
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 2: a freaking baggage chips and sandm So.

610
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 1: I get home and I'm like, all right, I gotta

611
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 1: get ready. Boom boom, and I jet to the soccer

612
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: game six fifteen, haven't played in three weeks? Whoa you

613
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: took a private jet? No? No, it's like driving fast.

614
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you it was a scorcher out there,

615
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 1: so freaking hot. And Charlie, who's just there? Sometimes they're not.

616
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: He says he's gonna be there. He didn't show up

617
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: till seven minutes into the second half.

618
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 2: Wait are we going to the soccer field now?

619
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

620
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 2: By one comment on the pool and kids and parenting

621
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 2: is I learned with Heather, Laura's friend when she brings

622
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 2: her daughter, I call her what do I call her lizard?

623
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 2: I call her Zippy? I call her Zippy And I

624
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 2: didn't want to say her real name, but I call

625
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 2: her Zippy. And I learned that when I started playing

626
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 2: with Zippy, we were doing what even were we doing?

627
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,439
Speaker 2: We were trying to find the rings in the bottom

628
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 2: of our Walmart pool do we put in our yard?

629
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 2: The ladies went inside. They did their own thing for

630
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 2: two hours. So the second you start taking care of

631
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 2: somebody's kid for free, Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna attend

632
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 2: to some other things.

633
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: The second you say hi to the kid, they're like,

634
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: well going, they go in another room and you're like, well,

635
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: all I said was hot. Now I'm responsible for them,

636
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: all right?

637
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 2: Cool?

638
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: Thanks man. Yeah, so I was responsible for another kid.

639
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: I've never taken a kid another person's kid to the

640
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: pool before. This is a first.

641
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 2: The fact you had four unreal because you had to

642
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: be paying tension NonStop.

643
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:05,239
Speaker 1: Nonstopta be gotta be dialed in. So that's fine. So

644
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: I jepped to the soccer game, and I mean, I

645
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: haven't played in three weeks. I haven't done anything in

646
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: three weeks, and glass on my foot, so I'm out

647
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: of shape. Thirty seconds in, I miskick it boom right

648
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: to their guy goal one nothing them all right, welcome back.

649
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: We end up tying one to one. I was dead.

650
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: I was dripping sweat. But guess what it was. It

651
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: was Wednesday night, Nashville c is playing at seven thirty.

652
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: Our game's over at seven twelve. Guess who is gonna

653
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 1: go to the game.

654
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 2: With your friend from the neighborhood.

655
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: No, Page, Nope, no, they're not going. It was me,

656
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: James and Charlie from soccer. Charlie who showed up seven

657
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: minutes into the second half because he fell asleep. He's

658
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: gonna go with me. James is gonna go with me.

659
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: He's like, you headed right over there. I'm like, yeah,

660
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: let's go, and so we all get in our cars

661
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: and we go and you gotta park, and usually I

662
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: park right by you know, there's people's backyards. And have

663
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: you ever been scammed? Ray? No, I've never been in

664
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: Giode No. No, well here it is. It's usually it's right

665
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: there on the street that the stadium's on. Parking someone's yard,

666
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: no problem, It's like two blocks to the stadium. You walk,

667
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: it's easy. Never been to a game, Well, my normal

668
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: parking spots are filled because I'm getting there right at

669
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: like seven twenty five. Game starts at seven thirty five,

670
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,239
Speaker 1: so it's ten minutes to kick off. And there's this

671
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: guy with an orange flag. I was like how much?

672
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: How much? He's like thirty bucks. I was like how close?

673
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: How close? He goes right here, right here my grinding cash.

674
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: I was like, how about venmo, My wallet's in the back.

675
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: He goes yeah, Venmo. I was like, how close? Where

676
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: are we at? Where we He's like right here, right here?

677
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: So I pay him the venmo.

678
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 2: Because you thought to be a big lot and maybe

679
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 2: he put you in the back.

680
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna put me right here, like I'm he's

681
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: right here at the bottom of the at the start

682
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: of the street. Right.

683
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 2: But I'm saying, why did you keep saying how far?

684
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: The street is very long? That's what I'm wondering. Yes,

685
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: and I don't want to walk two and a half

686
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: miles to the stadium.

687
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 2: Because I've never pulled into a parking lot and said

688
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 2: how far? How far?

689
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: This is a street. It's a street.

690
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: They're like, it's just right here. You park your car.

691
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: You don't, it's a street, and so it's so far

692
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: it's a street, and so people park people in their yard.

693
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: Got it. That's all I wanted to know.

694
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 2: I've never pulled up to a parking spot.

695
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 1: I don't I don't care about the price.

696
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 2: How far?

697
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: What? My apologies?

698
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 2: Can you not see the parking spot?

699
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: My apologies, my apologies, they're.

700
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 2: Right in front of me where I'm waving the flag.

701
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: I didn't explain it well enough, oh one foot, I

702
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: didn't explain it well enough. I'm so far. It's a street,

703
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: a residential street, and people park you in their yards,

704
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: and so I'm just I'm making sure that it's one

705
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: of these yards right here with the lambo. No, no,

706
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: because I don't want to walk far, like I don't

707
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: field though they park in yards. Oh, got it? And

708
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: so I scan his QR thirty dollars. Boom. He goes,

709
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: all right, you're gonna go all the way to the

710
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: top of the street. Take a let. You said it

711
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: was close. How far you said it was close. That's

712
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: why he kept going, it's close, it's closed. And I

713
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: kept saying where, Oh, it's close, it's close, but he

714
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,959
Speaker 1: never told me where.

715
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 2: Now I see the reason for how far.

716
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: And so as I'm driving up this street and I'm

717
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: not talking to normal short street, I'm talking this is long.

718
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 2: I've never been to the stadium, but I know those

719
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 2: streets there at least half a mile long to the fairs.

720
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: Yes, And I'm like, you have got to be kidding.

721
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: This dude got my ass. He got me hook line

722
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: and sinker. He saw a vulnerable soul searching desperate for parking,

723
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: and he got me. And so I am just driving

724
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: and driving and driving and at least half a mile brutal,

725
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and I get to the top of

726
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: the street and there's another guy with a flag, and

727
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, where he goes, you're already paying. I was like, yeah,

728
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: he goes, You're gonna take a left here, go down

729
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: half the block, and you can park anywhere in that lot.

730
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: You're almost at the studio. I'm back on sixty five.

731
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 2: Basically, you can find a spot on your own.

732
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: Now, I mean, I could have parked anywhere over there

733
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: on the street for free, but I had got suckered

734
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: in three quarters a mile back down there with a

735
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: guy with an orange, stupid flag, And so I'm still

736
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: dripping sweat from the soccer game. I changed right there

737
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: in the parking lot. And then I mean it's over

738
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: a mile to the stadium and the game's about to

739
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: start and people are just kind of casually walking. I

740
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: am hoofing it trying to get to the stadium, and

741
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,239
Speaker 1: before I even get in the gate, guess what, yo,

742
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: go Nashville Lesson. It's Sussy. I don't even know who

743
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: scored the goal because I didn't see it.

744
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 2: It was probably Sussy.

745
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: But anyway, the point of the story was, when you're

746
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: going to get parking, make sure they give you a

747
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: definitive location. Always ask how.

748
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 2: Far and what's that other guy's name.

749
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: Tar Mook Tar. He scored later in the game. We

750
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,719
Speaker 1: won three nothing. But the point of the story, I'm

751
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 1: not gonna go over the whole soccer was I got scammed.

752
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: They saw the desperation. I said, here's thirty dollars, and

753
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: then they pointed me a mile away. So frustrating.

754
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 2: I can get an uber from the country to downtown

755
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 2: for thirty dollars. I understand, you can park at my house.

756
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: I understand. Time was of the essence. It was of

757
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,240
Speaker 1: the essence. And by the time I got in that stadium, dude,

758
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: it looked like I was a whole in church. I mean,

759
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 1: you've never seen so much sweat coming down to person.

760
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 2: What kind of how's is this?

761
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: We'll take a break, We'll be right back right and

762
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 1: then let me tell you Thursday. I mean, listen, I said,

763
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: I love my wife.

764
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 2: Wait, you're still mad at her.

765
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: It's baby Box's birthday, seven years old.

766
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 2: I know the day well saw the picture he was

767
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 2: on a pumpkin. Didn't know seven years were gonna pass.

768
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,280
Speaker 2: You got sappy, thank.

769
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: You, yes, And so she's like, hey, in the morning,

770
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take him to the zoo. Maybe when you

771
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: get off work. You can meet us at the zoo.

772
00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 2: Zoo's brutal.

773
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 1: Here, the zoo's awesome. The zoo has the most amazing playground.

774
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 2: The rhinos can jump out whenever they want to. There's

775
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 2: not even a fence there. At that exhibit, the cool

776
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 2: animals hide. You never get to see the bears. And

777
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 2: they'll always say they're gonna I don't want to knock

778
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 2: the zoo. What if they're not. They always say they're

779
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 2: gonna operate on an animal, but there's nobody in that

780
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 2: operation place. Well, ray, do you want to see a

781
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 2: dinosaur heart transplant?

782
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying.

783
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 2: But then there's the one thing, the ziplide. The line

784
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 2: lasts for two hours and you only ziplied a city block.

785
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: Yeah you do all pass I parked farther away for

786
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: the National c Game than that zipline goes.

787
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 2: And then we did this three D dinosaur exhibit and

788
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 2: they spit in your face and this little tongue comes

789
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 2: at your legs and tickles you. And Laura said it

790
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 2: Beazer said it touched her inappropriately.

791
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's not good. Yeah, So she says, I'm

792
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: gonna take them to the zoo. In the morning. Maybe

793
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 1: you can meet us when you're off work. I'm like, yeah, great,

794
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: sounds good.

795
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 2: Zoo to zoo, man, zoo, to zoo, zoo, here, zoo there.

796
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: It's a zoo everywhere.

797
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 3: And so Amy's more of a giraffe, Morgan more of

798
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 3: a flamingo, Eddie more of a fish following the pack.

799
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: I would say, she's texting me all morning. Yeah, we're

800
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: gonna go to the zoo. They want to go to

801
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: the playground. They want to see the snow leopard. I

802
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: guess we have a snow leopard in Nashville.

803
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 2: No, no, they'll say that, but it'll hide the whole time.

804
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 2: Get a glimpse.

805
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: But here's the thing.

806
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 2: Anybody in Nashville Zoo has ever seen the bear. Let

807
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 2: me know. I've been twice. And the bear always in hibernation.

808
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter if it's summer, winter. Oh, the bear

809
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 2: should be out in a minute. It's always hiding somewhere.

810
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 2: Guys make the exhibits, so we have to see the animals,

811
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 2: and they don't have the option to go take a nap.

812
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: I mean I did see the last time we went.

813
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: We wanted to go see the Komodo dragon and we

814
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 1: walked all Here's the problem with the zoo. I will

815
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: say this is there's a lot of dead ends. You

816
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: have to walk all the way to the far end

817
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: of the park and it doesn't make a loop. You

818
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: have to turn around and just walk the same way

819
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: you came back. And it's like, oh, my gosh. So

820
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: there's a Komodo dragon. Kids want to see the Komodo dragon.

821
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 1: We walk all the way up to the Komodo dragon

822
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: the far corner of the zoo. The Komodo dragon just

823
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: lays there, doesn't move a muscle.

824
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 2: You need to go see the prairie dogs because.

825
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: Oh the Yeah, I know, they they're kind of cool.

826
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 2: You see them doing their thing, and then you can

827
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 2: go put your head up in the exhibit and be

828
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 2: a part of it.

829
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. They saw the people putting their heads

830
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: up in it, and they're like, yeah, can we go

831
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: over there and do that. I was like, no, because

832
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: we're going to the playground now. Like if we don't

833
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 1: go now, you're not gonna get to play on the playground.

834
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: Merkats meerkats, that's what they're called. This is later in

835
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: the day, and so my wife's like, yeah, we're gonna go.

836
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 2: To the zoo.

837
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 1: We're gonna go, go, go, go. And I get off

838
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 1: work and I'm like, all right, what exhibit you're at.

839
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: I'm headed to the zoo. She's like, oh, we're just

840
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:02,479
Speaker 1: now leaving the house. Oh okay, cool, all right, that's cool.

841
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: I'll meet you at the zoo. So we meet in

842
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: the parking garage and she has brought me a pair

843
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 1: of shorts and put the shorts on me go in

844
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 1: the zoo and we're there for like twenty five minutes,

845
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: and she goes, okay, well, I'm gonna have to go.

846
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: I had to go to my Dodgor's appointment.

847
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 2: She just dipped at the zoo no less.

848
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: I said, what. She goes, Oh, yeah, I have a

849
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: Dodgor's appointment today. I said, hold on, hold.

850
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 2: Up, happy birthday to me.

851
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: I said, I get it. You it's you have a

852
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: Dodtor's appointment. But yesterday I took all the kids of

853
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: the pool. Today, you were gonna come to the zoo

854
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: in the morning.

855
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 2: Now you're playing the better parent card.

856
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: And then oh you were just everything it just wasn't

857
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: going well this morning. Everything was so busy, busy, busy

858
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: that I beat you to the zoo.

859
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 2: Does this seem like seven years since our child was born?

860
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 2: Or if I spent more time with him?

861
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: And I am getting the kids dumped on me at

862
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: the zoo?

863
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 2: Now should I get sandwiches on the lay homer and

864
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 2: not order them and then come home and then order them.

865
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 2: I'll see you at home.

866
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, okay. So then I'm at the

867
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: zoo with the kids, and how many of it?

868
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 2: This time?

869
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: Three? Just my three celebrating baby Box's birthday with all

870
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: the animals, with all the animals, and they are going crazy.

871
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 1: I mean, baby Box two is a freaking maniac.

872
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 2: Did it ever get the dinosaur exhibit rocking? It's over

873
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 2: there by the zip line. It always says coming soon,

874
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 2: and it's never soon or come.

875
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: They did open a new exhibit over there. That's where

876
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: the snow leopard was, and we went and saw it

877
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 1: and it was laying there against the glass and it

878
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: had a big block of ice because it was so

879
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: dang hot. That thing was like, why am I here?

880
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: I want to be in the snow, you know, because

881
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: it's so I don't understand why we have a snow

882
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 1: leopard where it's so hot?

883
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 2: Avoid the snake pit. No, they didn't even go in

884
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: that room.

885
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,439
Speaker 1: No, we went in that inside aquarium. And that's when

886
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 1: the wife bailed on me.

887
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 2: Is, hey, here's a picture of a snake. Look from

888
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 2: looking in the mirror.

889
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: I kept I would make them go ahead and tell

890
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: me if it was a snake or not. And sometimes

891
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 1: they would tell me it wasn't a snake, and I'd

892
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: go and it would be a snake, and I'd be like,

893
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: I hate you guys, like I hate you guys to

894
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: the core.

895
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 2: I didn't even go in that building.

896
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: I usually don't, but they wanted to go in to

897
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: see the jellyfish for some reason. All a sudden, we're

898
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: obsessed with jellyfish. So we went in there and I

899
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: saw a couple of snakes, which gave me nightmares. I

900
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: hated it. It was miserable, not cool. I don't appreciate it.

901
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: But my wife just bailed on me. So I'm there

902
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: for two hours, two and a half hours with the

903
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: kids in the freaking hot We go to the playground.

904
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: No one's playing on the playground because it's abysmally hot.

905
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 2: The zoo playground, Yes it is massive, dude, but I

906
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 2: don't we had a newborn.

907
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: Okay, well, the kids love it, and the.

908
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 2: Newborn can't really do much on the playground.

909
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: It is scorching hot, and I mean there is no

910
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: one on the playground except for us. People don't go

911
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: to the zoo at one o'clock in the afternoon on

912
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: a summer day, is what I found.

913
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, they actually do have alcohol at

914
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 2: that zoo too.

915
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: They have alcohol. They had margarita buckets and everything. Nothing.

916
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 2: You gotta have the booze, guys. But man, it makes

917
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 2: a lot easier kids, you know what I'm saying.

918
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 1: And then I look over on the playground and there's

919
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 1: white call Wednesday. Woman. No, I'm just joking, dude, But

920
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,959
Speaker 1: my wife the last two days has dumped the kids

921
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: on me. Oh I gotta do this, Oh I gotta

922
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: do that. I've been freaking out of control. But yesterday

923
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: was the birthday and it was fantastic.

924
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 2: Here you go, man, here's your badge of honor. You

925
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 2: love them more.

926
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: No, it's not that. It's just my frustration with my

927
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: wife this week. That's it.

928
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 2: She's I'm sure she'll have them all weekend.

929
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: No, no, And then today she's like, oh, you know,

930
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: when you get home from work. I got an appointment.

931
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, I'm gonna get my hair done.

932
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 2: Okay, get ready. When the nails get done, that's hours away.

933
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 2: The hair's hours away.

934
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: Rough, rough, But yes, yesterday was the birthday. It was amazing.

935
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 1: It's crazy that my son is seven years old and

936
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: we were at the zoo and he goes, Dad, this

937
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: is the best birthday ever.

938
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 2: He's probably not even to remember it. Probably not because

939
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 2: we went to the zoo all the time when I

940
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 2: was little, I've been told, and I have no memories

941
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: of it. I know the pictures us playing with the

942
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 2: Tiger and the Giraffe toys, but don't remember ever going

943
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: to the zoo with my parents.

944
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: Can I say we haven't?

945
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 2: We did. I'm sure my dad hurried us around and

946
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 2: we did it in like an hour.

947
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 1: I will say, we have a zoo membership, and I'm

948
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: always like, do we really want to go to the zoo?

949
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 1: Like we've already seen these animals, But it's the kids

950
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: are excited every single time. And I realized this yesterday

951
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: the way Baby Box two and Baby Box one were

952
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: just running from animal to animal, just freaking out like

953
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: they'd never seen the rhinoceros like they'd never seen the giraffe.

954
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: And so I gotta remember that, just seeing those animals,

955
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: even if it's three weeks later, it's such an experience

956
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: for them, and I gotta remember that.

957
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 2: How do you like that part of town? Man?

958
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: Gun store, liquor store? Where are you taking me? You

959
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 1: know what they do like over there is on the

960
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: the strip of stores over there, all the dancing grenches.

961
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 2: Oh though I think there's dancing other things in that

962
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 2: part of town as well.

963
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 1: That's a great point. But yeah, we'll take a break.

964
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: We'll bring it back.

965
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 2: Kids. I'm gonna put you in daycare.

966
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:14,240
Speaker 1: I'll be back in an hour. So yeah, man, the birthday,

967
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: I mean we we sang Happy Birthday on faceime with

968
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: the granny and grandpa and Dedie and granddad, and we

969
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: blew out candles, we opened presents, and I mean then

970
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: we whispering.

971
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 2: I gotta whisper something to you.

972
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: I got a rock?

973
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 2: Do you want to just talk now? I'm gonna end

974
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 2: it right here, okay.

975
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: And as we're going to bed last night, baby box

976
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,959
Speaker 1: one is having tears and he goes, dad, I'm having

977
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: happy tears, and I'm thinking he's gonna say because we

978
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: had such a great day. He had such a great birthday.

979
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: You know, he loves us so much. And I'm like,

980
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 1: I know, son, Like it's okay to be happy tears,

981
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 1: Like what are you crying about? Like turning seven? You're

982
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: excited about it, all the amazing things you're gonna do,

983
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: the jowie fish. And he goes, no, Dad, I'm crying

984
00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: because it means I've had Giraffe for seven years? What

985
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 1: is stuffy? Ow? Do you take that with a straight face?

986
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, bad, No. I thought he was

987
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: going to say something about us as parents, or is

988
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: the day or some experience that he had, or like

989
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 1: what he's looking forward to. And he said, I'm just

990
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: crying happy tears because now I've had Giraffe for seven years.

991
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 3: I've worked my off for seven years for you, and

992
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,919
Speaker 3: you remember the giraffe all right?

993
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: But the one thing is the book we like to

994
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: read usually on the day on their birthdays is on

995
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: the day you were born. Couldn't find it. Man couldn't

996
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: find it in the mess, so we had to pull

997
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: it up on YouTube and listen to some lady read it.

998
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,439
Speaker 1: She wasn't very good at reading it. If you have kids,

999
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: if you have a newborn coming on the day you

1000
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: were born, that's the best book out there. I'm just

1001
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 1: telling you. Have a great weekend. Man, Come on, Rory,

1002
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: wake up and watch out for Phil Stop