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Speaker 1: Intro expiring and somebody somebody has their bear shirt on,

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Speaker 1: and what up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the

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Speaker 1: most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,

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Speaker 1: my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

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Speaker 1: What's up, everyone, I'm Eddie and I know the least

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Speaker 1: about the sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your

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Speaker 1: sports watcher. Don't know the who's who's and I don't

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Speaker 1: know what's what? What up? Y'all? It is Sisson. I'm

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Speaker 1: from the North. I'm in Alpha Male. I live on

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Speaker 1: the west side of Nashville and from Kuala Lumpur to

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Speaker 1: Bali to London to Paris to Nashville around the world.

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Speaker 1: You are looking live. Hey, I love that, Ray. I

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Speaker 1: wasn't bad. Did you say so good? Did you say Greece?

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Speaker 1: No coach? Sorry about that? I mean, come on, we

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Speaker 1: had our guy from Greece that was going into the

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Speaker 1: military that emailed us. Do we have someone from Maco? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: A couple of people have tweeted us from Mexico. U Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know Jesus from Fort Worth. I figure he

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Speaker 1: lives in Mexico, and guys, I've never actually told this

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Speaker 1: story on the podcast. It was just a simple tweet.

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Speaker 1: But maybe it's cool to you. Maybe it's not. My

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Speaker 1: nephew I gave him a small sword. Yes, sore losers

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Speaker 1: not a nation. It was just sore losers. The coach sweatshirt. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Boomers at a random baseball game in tim Buck, to Michigan.

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Speaker 1: When I say to two thousand people live in my town,

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Speaker 1: nobody lives there. Well, Boomers at a baseball game. He's

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Speaker 1: in a field out around zero people. One dude walks

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Speaker 1: no idea, and he goes, hey, coach, Coachy, coach, coach,

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Speaker 1: what's up coach? And my nephew goes, how do you

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Speaker 1: know what coaches? And the guy says, well, I listen

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Speaker 1: to the store Losers show, and my nephew says, well,

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Speaker 1: Sissan is my uncle. And the guy says, well, let

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Speaker 1: me stip, spit out my dip, and how thought we

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Speaker 1: take a picture? Boy smash cut. They took a picture

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Speaker 1: and we put it on the Twitter page. Boy, amazing

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Speaker 1: that it happens to Boomer, not to one of us three.

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Speaker 1: No one has said anything to me. I wear my

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Speaker 1: coach hoodie every single day and no one has said

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Speaker 1: anything to me. But then on my end, I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you the coaches now at my kids baseball games, even

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Speaker 1: not even my coaches. Another coach from another team called

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Speaker 1: me coach, and I'm like, I've never coached before. Somehow,

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Speaker 1: some way. You listen to the store losers, I can tell,

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Speaker 1: or they just see coach on your sweatshirt and there,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah. It's always funny until you're around other coaches.

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Speaker 1: Then it's disrespects because then they're like, oh, what do

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Speaker 1: you coach? Nothing? Nothing, I don't coach anything, and it's just, oh,

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Speaker 1: you're making fun of my profession. That is a good

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Speaker 1: point because people don't realize how hard it is to

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Speaker 1: coach coach. Imagine if you're at a restaurant and you

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Speaker 1: gotta sweach around and says chef, and the chef's like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean what I mean, the guy's just teasing me.

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Speaker 1: Or you go to a college campus but professor, oh

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Speaker 1: you can't do that. You can't do that, or It's

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Speaker 1: like putting on a you know, camouflage and then people

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Speaker 1: being like, oh, you serve No, I just wear this shirt,

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Speaker 1: this is his army or or or it's easy. You

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Speaker 1: many kids you got? Don't have any? Oh you're you're

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Speaker 1: making fun of me with my kids. Huh. Well that's

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Speaker 1: how I felt when Raymundo here is telling I got

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Speaker 1: twenty three kids. No you don't, man, they're frozen. The

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Speaker 1: real work doesn't start until those eggs hatch. Guys. This

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Speaker 1: maybe I agree Eddie. That's a point we've already talked

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Speaker 1: it is an interesting bit. So my question is this.

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Speaker 1: that's a good topic, coach. I think that it depends though,

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Speaker 1: radio guy. Doesn't make you mad? Right, it's disrespectful, totally exactly, yes.

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Speaker 1: it rude, Eddie. I'm glad to hear that I'm not

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Speaker 1: don't feed into his jokes like it just don't. Your

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Speaker 1: wife said that, yes about time, coach. I mean, this

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Speaker 1: can put up with this? Dude? Alright, looking good is

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Speaker 1: half the battle. We got our answer, coach, how long

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Speaker 1: you've been married almost six years? Six years? There was

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Speaker 1: this six years. That's all you can take it. And

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Speaker 1: now now everything you say, all your little one liners

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Speaker 1: we're in a crazy time right now. Let's get people

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Speaker 1: to go looking good is half the battle. I'll be like,

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Speaker 1: I get your radio personality. I do. But when you're

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Speaker 1: not being a jackass. Guys. Yes, yes, Like Ray said,

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Speaker 1: if you're someone in McDonald's and they say crap like that,

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Speaker 1: a good enough quarter like he's gonna be a starting

417
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Speaker 1: quarterback and uh r G three's record of sixteen and

418
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Speaker 1: twenty six is a quarterback in the NFL just to

419
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Speaker 1: will not hang on listen, But I already made that statement,

420
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Speaker 1: So I stick by six and twenty six. That's not

421
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Speaker 1: that great of a record for r G three. How

422
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,920
Speaker 1: did you get that that fast? You just google it? Coach,

423
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,280
Speaker 1: you're not saying that he was a good quarterback, but

424
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:15,240
Speaker 1: that email was. But he wasn't. He was good enough.

425
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 1: They were winning games. It wasn't. Yes, it's it's sort

426
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,680
Speaker 1: of like the Wildcat. It worked for a little bit

427
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,399
Speaker 1: and then people figured it out. Okay, that was cute

428
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:31,920
Speaker 1: while it lasted, it's not. That's there and done. Go ahead. Sorry, sorry,

429
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,200
Speaker 1: you're good. You're guys, just like a first date. Um.

430
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,199
Speaker 1: What I was trying to say is lunch said the

431
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,720
Speaker 1: Wildcat is cute, Well why don't you take it to

432
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 1: a ruba and I will hang up and listen. Good point, right,

433
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 1: great point. No, it was cute for a minute, and

434
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,439
Speaker 1: then everybody tried it and everybody figured out, like, okay,

435
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 1: this is just not working. Well, that's like Tebow playing

436
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 1: tight end for the Jacksonville Jacksonville Jaguars. Coach. Just cute

437
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,680
Speaker 1: for a second, but come on, let's get it's not

438
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 1: gonna happen. It's stupid. I mean, people talking about it,

439
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,959
Speaker 1: people love it. And just people did look online. So

440
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,880
Speaker 1: it was not on the ESPN website talking about t bow.

441
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 1: It was not even on the checks hands. But Lunch

442
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 1: did have to prove his point to Lunch founded on

443
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 1: CBS sports Line. You googled for two hours to find it.

444
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:21,159
Speaker 1: Good for you, CBS Sports dot com and boom there was.

445
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 1: It was the first website. I looked at the first website, couch,

446
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 1: but it was on the side column four of five

447
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: levels down. That's called a slow new sports newsday and

448
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 1: they still put him on. The last time I went

449
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 1: to CBS sports Line was four years ago, and I'll

450
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 1: hang up at Louis. That was. That was my go

451
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,639
Speaker 1: to back in the day. Though, Uh CBS sports Line

452
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 1: because I don't even think it's called that anymore. I

453
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 1: think we just named what it's not. Yeah, ESPN is

454
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,640
Speaker 1: just easier to type, honestly, So I go to that one.

455
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: I like Yahoo do you really? What do you? Mostly crap?

456
00:22:55,400 --> 00:23:00,480
Speaker 1: Mostly for mostly for betting, because when you go to

457
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 1: the Yahoo A scoreboard and say, like MLB, you look

458
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 1: at the scoreboard and before the game starts, it tells

459
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 1: you everything who's starting, what their records are in the

460
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,360
Speaker 1: last five game, their last five game history. Uh, their

461
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: strengths they have all like their stats or whatever you know,

462
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 1: like hit averages, blah blah blah blah blah. It breaks

463
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 1: it down really good and at the very bottom it

464
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: shows you the network that the game is gonna be on.

465
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,640
Speaker 1: And two it shows you this the opening odds, which

466
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 1: I really like. Hey, you guys remember our boy trucker Tim, Yeah,

467
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 1: he caught. We had him talk on the phone. Everybody

468
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: loved him. He hit me up on Instagram and said

469
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 1: at one point he was at seven on Beat the Streak.

470
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 1: He hit me up and said he's at nineteen. I

471
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: haven't heard from him in a week, so that's probably

472
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,919
Speaker 1: thinks that means he crashed and burned. I think that's Coach.

473
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 1: He's a truck driver. You can't say stuff like that.

474
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:51,120
Speaker 1: That means he wrecked on a okay, Coach. I mean,

475
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,120
Speaker 1: maybe you gotta flat tire and maybe he's like, my, oh,

476
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 1: five ultimate, we're just game closed into a stop on

477
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 1: the mod I mean that's because that's why he's a

478
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: great radio guy. Look at that transition. I mean, not

479
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 1: go ahead, right, here's a diagnosas we might be using

480
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 1: it though, I'm sure that's illegal. What to record your

481
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: phone call and then broadcasted a m You did not

482
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,159
Speaker 1: ask him, There's no way, Coach. You didn't even know

483
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: what he was talking about you. I watched the clip.

484
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 1: You still have no idea what's wrong with your car?

485
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: I wasn't really paying attention to him. I was more

486
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 1: paying attention to my Instagram Live. I was more invested

487
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 1: in that for some reason. And I called him back

488
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 1: after that and be like, all right, can we go

489
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 1: over this again because I wasn't really paying attention because

490
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,479
Speaker 1: I really don't know what you're talking I wasn't even

491
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 1: paying attention to you, man, So let's go ahead and

492
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 1: talk about this really now, because I was really concerned

493
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: about my Instagram Live. I was doing that for the show,

494
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 1: you know, the Sore Losers podcast. Coach, let's go through this,

495
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you what you need to be doing.

496
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: And gosh, I know I'm already too late on this.

497
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: You probably already made your decisions. I know you're gonna

498
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 1: tell me. You gonna tell me you I need to

499
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: shoot the thing like it's a dead horse and let

500
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,120
Speaker 1: it go. Car. Now, let's go ahead and hear it

501
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: coach and here we go. You have another car field.

502
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got my wife to drive me around.

503
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 1: She's a pretty good taxi. Okay, I mean this one

504
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 1: is gonna be like at oh eight hundred fifty dollars

505
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: to fix it. Huh. I don't know exactly what it's

506
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 1: gonna come up, but the only thing we see did

507
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 1: on right now would like a net the crackshot position center,

508
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 1: and we already like replace it because I have to

509
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: get up the park. And that's what he got out

510
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 1: about the pure pump. After the pure pump. I don't

511
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 1: know if there's something gonna come up, but that's the

512
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 1: only thing right now we have to replace, all right, man,

513
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 1: treat her well, treat it well, Tell her I miss her.

514
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: Thank you though. Yeah, he wasn't having any of that, Edie,

515
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 1: what do you want to tell me? Um? Okay, so

516
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: when you tell me, well, when you're when you told

517
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: me your car broke down, you said that it just

518
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: turned off and just died, and it died completely died,

519
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: and then you could turn it a little bit. Yeah, Eddie,

520
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 1: what a clicking clack, So you would turn the key

521
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: and go, but it wouldn't start right, Uh. No, the

522
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: the the tow truck driver said he got to turn

523
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 1: on for a second and then okay, So I don't

524
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: know what a crack crank shaft position sensor is, but

525
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, coach, from what you

526
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: told me happened on the road and what this guy's

527
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: telling me, it's your fuel pump. You need to focus

528
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: on that fuel pump, get yourself a new one and

529
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: get out of there. Don't pay for this crank shaft.

530
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: You have to have the sensor, so you know, go

531
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: ahead and go I don't know, tell me, go ahead,

532
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I I that's I mean, that's what he said.

533
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 1: You know they're all going to tell you that change

534
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: the alternator. It fixes everything. Crank shaft censor. Let's see here,

535
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 1: you guys can cause your vehicle to stall. Yeah okay,

536
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 1: so so they know that and your vehicle stalled, they

537
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: have that information. Interruption of the crank shaft signal can

538
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: cause the engine to be cut off, which my engine

539
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: cut off. So there it's your fuel pump, coach, don't

540
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I find out what the bet you your

541
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 1: fuel pump is gonna be. What's gonna cost you five

542
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: hundred or whatever, and the other one's gonna cost you

543
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 1: three hundred Eddy, have you ever thought about going into

544
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: car sales? I mean vehicle replacement part car sales. No,

545
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: But Coach, you know what I've been thinking about. You

546
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 1: just sold me. I kind of want to buy a

547
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: crank now, Coach, I'm saying, don't buy the crank shaft. Guys,

548
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,199
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about doing a podcast on this, you know,

549
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: like like if your car does this, this is what

550
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,959
Speaker 1: you should do. Don't fall for this. Like when you

551
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: go get an oil change, they're gonna tell you need

552
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,199
Speaker 1: you wipers. Come on, just get your oil change and

553
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 1: get out. I want to be the Dave Ramsey of

554
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: car guys. And also, did you just tell us right

555
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: now over our podcast you're thinking about doing another podcast

556
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: on the side, Coach, I wouldn't leave you, guys. I

557
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: don't even think that you're Arnold. The contract he drew

558
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: up is going to allow you to do that. Coach,

559
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: I don't know if you have enough time in the day. Oh, guys,

560
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 1: come on, I'll do in the middle of the night.

561
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: You know what. I always love those people that say

562
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: they're gonna do a podcast, then they don't do a podcast.

563
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 1: And then there's also that group of people that say, oh,

564
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a podcast. They do it twice a week,

565
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: once a week. We do it some times, two times

566
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 1: a Week's a lot. No, But I'm saying the people

567
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: then that die off and you're like, oh, they only

568
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,719
Speaker 1: did ten episodes, well, because they don't realize how much

569
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: work exactly everybody deserves thinks they deserve a podcast. Yeah,

570
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 1: if you want to continue to do it for your

571
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 1: ten thousand hours and become good at it like we have,

572
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: or are you just gonna be a flash in the pan.

573
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: You do it for a month and then it's nothing.

574
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 1: Our show for example, I mean, dude, the work that

575
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: goes into our show is just unbelievable. Tell him lunchbox. Yeah, exactly,

576
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: tell him lunchbox. I That's why I was laughing, Like

577
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: you're like, it's so hard to do a podcast. It

578
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: takes so much work. I know it's talking about you.

579
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: Tell him what you do. I mean, I read articles

580
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: and I try to find new stories that are interesting.

581
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: I try to look what's you know, trend in, see

582
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: who's being talked about? Tebow um, trying to watch game

583
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: anything interesting. Yeah, it's a lot of work and people

584
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: can't keep Now, speaking of work, this weekend is the weekend. Boys,

585
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: I want you to wish me luck. It's the weekend, coach. No, No,

586
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: it's potty training weekend. I am potty training my oldest kid.

587
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: We are going all in. We threw away the diapers,

588
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: no more diapers. Also teach him that it's called a lizard.

589
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: That'll be the most appropriate thing he can say around

590
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: the school kids. I wouldn't go with any other slang.

591
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: Were we go with penis? Why would you do that

592
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: because that's what it's called. Yeah, coach, you don't want

593
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: to go in to school going like penis, grab your geck.

594
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: But if he said lizard, they'd be okay. They can

595
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: be like, oh, well, maybe he was just talking about

596
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: a lizard. No, because like my brother's son, he calls

597
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: it a pickle. He calls it a pickle, and I'm

598
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: gonna call it a But he calls the woman part vagina.

599
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: So why are we like, I don't understand that. Well,

600
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: if you call that a pickle, what would you call

601
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: a woman part? I don't know. That's why. Why if

602
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna pe right, like, why not just name it

603
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: something else. But why why do you call the male

604
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: anatomy a special nickname and the woman is just vagina?

605
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: What's that fruit that we ate on the Big Show

606
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: or that? I mean, that's what I would call it.

607
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:20,239
Speaker 1: I agree with that coach. I was like, can we

608
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: please take that picture off instag On the Big Show?

609
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: They kept saying it looks like a brain. I'm like, no,

610
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: it doesn't. That's not brain. I've seen it looks like

611
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: something else. Looks like an alien. No, not not right now.

612
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: It looks like a spitting image of you know what,

613
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: let's not put that one on the ground. But yeah,

614
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: so potty training, dude, I mean we're going I'm so

615
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: nervous about this alright, so lunch, are you just gonna

616
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: show him lead by example? You're like, all right, this

617
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: is how you take it down. No. No, he sees

618
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: me go to the bathroom like I show him, and

619
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: like the other day, I was going to the bathroom

620
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: and he starts trying to hit the penis and I'm

621
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: like no, no no, no, I'm like, hey, you can't do that.

622
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, there's your penis and he tries

623
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: to hit it, and I'm like no, no, no, no, no,

624
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: hurt you hurt my lizard? Oh wow, Mommy's gotta make

625
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: it back. And do you see it, baby box? I

626
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: don't see anything there. Dat You gotta look closely. It's

627
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: in there. You gotta cut off stream midstream. Is he's

628
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: trying to hit it. It's like, what are you? No, no, no,

629
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: don't hit it, just like she probably just thought he

630
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: was just uh waving his hand in there. He didn't

631
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: know I was gonna hit it. It's a little lizard, dad.

632
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: That's the biggest lizard of the zoo, boy, a little one.

633
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: Those garden lizards too bigger. What are you talking about, boy?

634
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: That's I mean, I'm stressed out about this week. Are

635
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: you cool with your son looking at your lizard? Yeah?

636
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: I mean he's got awkward that's I mean. It's a

637
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: part of potty training. It is the best way to

638
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: do it is for them to watch you do by

639
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: the fact the year comfortable with it. That's messed up.

640
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: Coaches have him sit down. I mean, come on later,

641
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: he sits down on his potty. He he doesn't know

642
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: how to stand there and p yet that one. Hold on,

643
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: my first, coach, you're gonna teach him to sit in

644
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: pee when you're teaching him in the beginning, he said

645
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: him the right way, and he's gonna grow up to

646
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: be in college. Pistons sitting. I got a piece gonna

647
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: sit down on. The dudes are gonna make fun of him.

648
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: You each have your own potty. What if you get

649
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: drink a couple too many you actually go in his potty? Oh, dad,

650
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: like some crap in your pody? Like, what's that smell? Well?

651
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: I thought it was a little short last night when

652
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: I sat down. You guys are idiots, idiots like I

653
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know how to talk like. I'm

654
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 1: just like, Um, did you get diagnosed as a pollen

655
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: in the air? Why did your voice drop a couple

656
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: of octaves? Coach, you sound like a different person. No,

657
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: it sounds a lot better today than I did yesterday.

658
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I called up the doctor and got a

659
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: steroid pack. Did you really Yeah? Two doses of that

660
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: so far, and hey we're on the wet road to recovery.

661
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what was wrong. If I caught the

662
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: bug from the kid at school that he brought it

663
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: from home, you know, brought it got us all sick

664
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: at the house and you know, hey, it's all good.

665
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: They have those uh you know, the I V you

666
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: get after when you have a hangover the next day,

667
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: they have the I V where they'll come to your house.

668
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: You should have got that. They show up. I'm not dehydrated.

669
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: Same thing. Make you better, It doesn't matter. Yeah, pollen

670
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: knows throat cough. Get I V and your ask coach,

671
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: you'll be better at no time. Whip you right into shape,

672
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: all right, I guess I I didn't know I V

673
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: could cure a nasal and infection. Hydration cures all, coach,

674
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: because it's uh, it makes your body stronger to fight

675
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: off whatever needs to fight. It doesn't fight COVID, all right, Coach,

676
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: din't didn't keep it away, which was under the weather

677
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: for two months. I mean you were out there in

678
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: the water and you still have COVID or maybe that's

679
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: the problem, Coach. I was drinking getting dehydrated out there, Coach.

680
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,399
Speaker 1: I will always remember the summer Eddie didn't leave his room. Man,

681
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: we lost your coach. I thought it was weird o man,

682
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: oh my coach, And then lunchbox Prant called me with

683
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: a freaking call from the nurse thing that I had COVID.

684
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: Coach already knew I had COVID. Hey, there were a

685
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: couple of those bits when we so how funny was that?

686
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: When we saved the funny at all? We still have it.

687
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,959
Speaker 1: We can play it. I'll play it. We're not playing

688
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: because I don't like it. How do you not like it?

689
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: Like now, looking back? It's funny. You should look back

690
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 1: like it's like ray back in the day when he

691
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: we told him he made big brother and to show

692
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: up to the airport in a suit looking back now right,

693
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: he thinks that's funny. Are there any jokes in your

694
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 1: family that you cannot bring up because somebody will still

695
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,959
Speaker 1: get offended? This is one of them. There's none, Coach

696
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: like even like when when your brother, what happened you

697
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: got him a lottery ticke or whatever? He thought? He two? Yeah,

698
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: Then he gets still pissed when we text him about

699
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: tri because he said one time, what a beautiful tree.

700
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: We were in Georgia for my cousin's wedding and we

701
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: were driving and he goes, man, I'm I don't hate

702
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: to say this, but man, they got some beautiful trees here.

703
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the hell is wrong with you,

704
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 1: old man? And so now whenever I see a nice tree,

705
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: I texted him. He's like and he last He's like, okay, yeah,

706
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: that is a nice one he bought. He he plays

707
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: into it. Now He's just like, yep, okay, that's me.

708
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm a tree guy. Like like when one time when

709
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: we were having Thanksgiving in my house and my sister

710
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: was in college. I think of this time. My sister

711
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,879
Speaker 1: in college was very into fashion, Like she just liked

712
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: buying things that was like just different almost, you know,

713
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: like no, just different, not like brand names, but just

714
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: like what they wear at the New York Fashion Show,

715
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: like stuff like that. And she comes down for Thanksgiving

716
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 1: lunch or whatever, and we're just dressed normal, you know,

717
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: because it's just our family. And she comes down with

718
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: this like looks like a royal prince with this like

719
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: velvety shirt and whatever and a scar for whatever, and

720
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: we just like start going to town. We're just like, oh,

721
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: your majesty, like welcome and said and dude. My dad

722
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: joined in, my brother joined it, and we just kept

723
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: making fun of her for like thirty minutes straight. She

724
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: got up and left so pissed and we still can't

725
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: talk about it. Yeah, that's really like one of those.

726
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: It was three on three V one the Yeah, you

727
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: don't want to question somebody's style, but funny in the moment,

728
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 1: But yeah, I would see that something. She probably has

729
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: those think back store. She doesn't want to relive it. Ray,

730
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: your family doesn't have any of those. What about like, well, no,

731
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: I wasn't a joke, Coach. I mean honestly, the family

732
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: didn't joke a lot. I mean when my dad came

733
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: home from work, Coach, he was in a bad mood.

734
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like there was a lot of

735
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: at the dinner table. Everybody was pretty much dog tired.

736
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: You ate your food and then you just went to bed.

737
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,399
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like we're shooting the bowl. Ah.

738
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 1: How was your work day, Marion? Was good? How was traffic?

739
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, it was basically no cell phones. We

740
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 1: just all sat there and we were like, good chicken, Yeah,

741
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: good chicken. You please pass elimonade? Oh thanks? Dad. That's

742
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 1: weird because that's not your personality. What would you so

743
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: you just like he just hated it the whole time.

744
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: I mean, Coach, I just chilled. But it wasn't my

745
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: time to be like, hey, dad was worked really that hard?

746
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: You're just faking it. He'd be like, knock me out, coach.

747
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: I would have had to sleep out in the cold.

748
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: But I mean, there was never any joking. My mom

749
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: would made me say something funny, like I had the

750
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: weirdest thing happened to me at the grocery store. The

751
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: lady asked me if I was there to buy groceries.

752
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: Of course I was. That's funny, Mom, that's funny. And

753
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: my dad's like, is there any more steak? I got

754
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: the biggest piece, right, Yeah, you got the biggest steak. Yeah.

755
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: My cousin he dressed up. He went to the Renaissance

756
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: Festival when he was in high school with his goal

757
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,439
Speaker 1: high school girlfriend and they dressed up in the garb

758
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: and they gave my grandparents a frame picture of it.

759
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: And he no longer talks to that girl. He is

760
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: married now and every Thanksgiving we put it on the

761
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: damn table. We put it on the table here. He

762
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 1: can't do that. No, we have to, Like, I mean,

763
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 1: it is then, but you're not thinking about his wife now?

764
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: Yeah we are. We're letting her laugh at him with us.

765
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 1: Does she laugh, Yes, who puts up your parents put

766
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: it up or you put it my parents like my

767
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: mom one one year, I think it was a Christmas

768
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: It was a Christmas and show she wanted to do

769
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: like a family tree, but she did it in pictures

770
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: on the kitchen wall where she went back generations and

771
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: had pictures of every couple and on the wall there's

772
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: my cousin and his girlfriend and the renaissance gear. That's

773
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: pretty cool. I actually I like the family tree idea.

774
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,399
Speaker 1: Coach ray back to you your talking about your dad.

775
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,959
Speaker 1: You know, there's my son's been watching The Wonder Years?

776
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: Remember that show? What do you do? Remember that? What

777
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: is that? A little bit serious for a twelve year old?

778
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: So he's thirteen, But it's perfect for a thirteen year

779
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: old because Kevin Arnold, the character, is growing up in

780
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: middle school. So I mean everything that they're going through

781
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: in life they talk about in the show. And what's

782
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: genius about this show I had no idea watching as

783
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: a kid, is that it starts with all these little

784
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: problems that a thirteen year old would go through and Coach.

785
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: One of them is dealing with his dad coming home

786
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: piste off from work every day and so one day

787
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: he just decides to say, you know what, I want

788
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: to find out why my dad's pissed every day when

789
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 1: he comes back from work. So he asked his dad,

790
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: can I go to work with you? Because he knows

791
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: nothing about his dad's work, and he goes, oh, yeah,

792
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: come with me, and he starts seeing how crappy his

793
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 1: job is with people just bombarding him with questions and

794
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: all this stuff, and like he gets in trouble and

795
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: gets yelled at by the boss over and over and over. Coach,

796
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: he starts his day beautiful with a cup of coffee

797
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: and like, hey, we hold my calls and shows his

798
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 1: son like, son, these are my piece of papers that

799
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,280
Speaker 1: I started here. And then in no time, people yelling

800
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: at him left and right. Coach. By two o'clock he's

801
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 1: ready to just kill someone. And that's when he goes

802
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 1: home and that's when the family normal. He season when

803
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,399
Speaker 1: he's extremely piste off from the work day. And at

804
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: the end of it, Kevin Arnold's like, dude, that's now

805
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 1: I understand my dad. Now I know why he's piste

806
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 1: off every day. It's a beautiful episode, Like I watched

807
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: it with my son and thinking like, dude, that is

808
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: such a good episode that I think like sons all

809
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: over America should watch. Didn't the dad come home? He

810
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: threw his lunch pail and the kid had gone with

811
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: the dad all day, so then he threw his lunch. Yes,

812
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: that's right. So then at the end they both come

813
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 1: home and they're both pissed off. That's funny that my

814
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,439
Speaker 1: brother loved that show. It's a great show. It's still

815
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: I think we watched on Hulu, but I mean it's

816
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: still there, and dude is awesome. We love it. You

817
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: want to know I'm in a bad mood. You should

818
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,959
Speaker 1: come with me to work. Baby Boxing. Hey, baby Box

819
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 1: comes home and like, I had a great day. I

820
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 1: don't know why you're in a We did TikTok's with

821
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 1: him too. They did tiktoks crosswear puzzles. It was fun.

822
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: I mean that's basically what I do. I mean, so,

823
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: but I don't tell them about all that. I just

824
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: you know, he just says dadda dad, Dad, and I'm like, yep,

825
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: that's cool. He's in a good mood. And then we're

826
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: just leave it at the door. But I'm gonna tell

827
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: you what the dude is so into soccer. Guys. I

828
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: got a note from his teacher saying, Hey, your kid

829
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 1: just keeps walking around the class. Ye and go Nashville

830
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 1: And I don't know what it means, but it's pretty funny. Yeah,

831
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 1: he wants to go to another Nashville SC games. He's

832
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: gonna be in the sports baby, he's starting to like sports.

833
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 1: It feels so good. Hey, baby, what should I bet on?

834
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: This game? Over under two and a half. But you

835
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: gotta look at the opening? Mind that, dude, I really

836
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 1: do gotta get to one of those soccer games I

837
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: see every weekend. Lunch is posting a picture from there.

838
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: It's a lot of one this weekend. No, not this weekend.

839
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: They're on the road. They're playing real Salt Lake. Are

840
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: you gonna go? It's in Salt Lake City. I will

841
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: not be there, Okay, just check you start traveling now.

842
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: We're doing potty training this weekend, so I will be

843
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 1: doing nothing but making sure my kid learns how to

844
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: pee and poop in the potty. Check this out. Look,

845
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: So the turtle came out of the shell right now.

846
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: We gotta wipe the show? Is that what I mean? Coach? However,

847
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: you want to say are the prairie dog came out

848
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: of tem I got to wipe your butt. Oh yeah,

849
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: I don't say anything about a shell and a turtle.

850
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 1: And so you gotta let him look at your butt

851
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: hole too while you wipe. Huh, No, he doesn't look

852
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: at my butt hole? Does your kids look at your

853
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: butt hole? No? I didn't really do potty training, coach.

854
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: It really just happens. You just it just happens. It

855
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: just happened. I've had to do something. No, no, no,

856
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:47,439
Speaker 1: not so so basically the peen that just happens. They've

857
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: seen you do it, you know, like fifty times, and

858
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: then finally, like one day they do it and they're like, hey,

859
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: that was cool. Cool. They stand up and they pee

860
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: in it and they flush, and it's the whole thing pooping.

861
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: They poop. You've wiped him, I don't know, since the

862
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: very beginning. So you're wiping him, wiping him, wiping him,

863
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 1: and then they're like, well, how do I do it?

864
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: Wipe check, wipe check white, Okay, I'll try it again,

865
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: wipe check, and then coach in like two weeks, three weeks,

866
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: I mean, they're perfect. I don't know what this whole

867
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 1: weekend process you're working on, but we never did anything

868
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: like that. I have poop campus. I am just I

869
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: think I would love to talk to your wife because

870
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: I'll bet you she has a different perspective on how coach.

871
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 1: I was there the whole time. I wasn't there much

872
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: for my first kid, but all the other ones, coach,

873
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: I've been there. Hey, Andy's wife aides box question about

874
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: wiping your no, because he already he already called my

875
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 1: wife to say that he already asked for white because

876
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: we wipe his button. He goes, I gotta do it,

877
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 1: and he doesn't. I mean, he just wipes his leg,

878
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: but he's trying to reach his butt and sometimes like

879
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: he wipes the back of his knee. Yeah, like he

880
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: he doesn't really do a good job, but he he

881
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: wants a wipe so he can. I wipe my bottom

882
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: and wipe my bottom and he tries to wipe it.

883
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: So he understands the concept. And so we're just now

884
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: trying to teach him that, hey, poop in the party.

885
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: Like he'll sit there and be like we were like,

886
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: do you need a poopoo? No, I'm poop booing right now,

887
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,919
Speaker 1: and he'll he so he knows, So we're just trying

888
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: to teach him, Hey, no more doing it in the diapers,

889
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: Like when you gotta go, we walk into the bathroom

890
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: and then you go. So that's what that was, like

891
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: a month long process, not a weekend, you know what

892
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: I mean. Like, it wasn't like we took a whole

893
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 1: day to do it. We put that side toilet in

894
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 1: our in our bathroom, and so when you would go,

895
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: he would act like he was going, not that he

896
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: needed to go, but just to get him in the

897
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: whole process of doing it. And then eventually they just

898
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: do it, coach, and then the wiping thing, you just

899
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: go from like all right, let's see and then we

900
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: check it. Oh you did a pretty good job, but

901
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: there's still a lot left, and then eventually they just

902
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: know how to do it fully. But Coach, even now

903
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: my seven year old, sometimes I like, you know, it's like,

904
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: hey man, let me check your bottom because it smells

905
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 1: a little weird night in here. And then he's like,

906
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 1: oh yeah, it kind of rushed it a little bit.

907
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: So Coach, it never really ends. No, I understand it's

908
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: not gonna end, but I'm just saying we're getting this

909
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: weekend is teaching them, Hey, poop in the pot, Like,

910
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: there's no more pooping in your pants, it's pooping the

911
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: pot Now. I understand there's gonna be accidents. We're gonna

912
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: have accidents, but for the most part, we're gonna try

913
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: to poop and pee every time in the potty or

914
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: pee outside on the trees on the grass. Just no

915
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: more diapers, it's over. Like you don't get the comfort

916
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: of the diaper anymore. You're gonna wear a big boy underwear.

917
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 1: I don't think it's really gonna be a winning weekend

918
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: feel for you. I feel I feel like he's gonna

919
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: take an L this weekend. I mean, I love the

920
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 1: energy and the positive outlook, but it's probably an L

921
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,919
Speaker 1: for you this weekend, coach. And that's a good point.

922
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: Ray like, don't don't look like you're gonna you need

923
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: to set a goal for Sunday or something, because you're

924
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: probably not gonna meet it, like race saying, so, so

925
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: if you want to start today or tomorrow, cool, but

926
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: don't set that end goal because you probably won't hit

927
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: it and they really won't get it down to like

928
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: a few weeks from now, it's Sunday night I'm ready

929
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: to observe the perfect All right, there it was you

930
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: know my my foster son's doing I'm just like, dude,

931
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: you gotta stop doing this. He grabs his peter always,

932
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: like just even like when he's playing baseball and he's

933
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: there in like second base, like just grabbing it. I'm like, hey,

934
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: stop that, Like you gotta know he he learns that

935
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: from you because he when he takes your parents, do

936
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: they watch you? I put my hand in my pants, coach?

937
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: He does it on the outside of it. Maybe your

938
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: wife does it, Coach. He's on the baseball diving let

939
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: him grab himself? Who gives a rip? Coach? And then

940
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: he's everyone's watching he just grabbing himself, Like, dude, don't

941
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 1: stop doing that. That's awkward. Yeah, Like oh, like my

942
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 1: like whenever you wake him up in the morning, you're

943
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 1: changing diapers or whatever, they start hitting their own and

944
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, like what do you say, Like what

945
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: I mean do you start? No big deal when they

946
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: start doing what like when you're changing their diaper and

947
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: they just started playing with their their their penis, it's like, uh,

948
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: all right, like stop like yeah, yeah, Like it's like

949
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: guys like we don't need to be playing with our

950
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: own gun, like you don't play with guns and just

951
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: leave it alone. But I think it's just they're discovering

952
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: that it's a damn you don't play with anybody else's

953
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: gun either. Make sure you're doing that. And so I

954
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: just loaded. I just don't know it, but they do it,

955
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: and it's just like I just try to ignore it, like,

956
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: oh god, that's what happens when you play with other

957
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: people's guns. Okay, okay, this went to a very bad place.

958
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: What that's what I don't even know what we're gonna

959
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: talking about. Let's go, let's just go home. No, no,

960
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 1: we don't know, but it back. But hey, and people

961
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: are I've been getting. I want to say thank you

962
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: to everyone for the kind messages about my dog. Um.

963
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: I still don't know. I don't know anything to get

964
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: in with him. Oncologist I called the one play yas

965
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: I was, you know, referred to by my vet. They

966
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: couldn't get me until June seven, so I had to

967
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: get referred to another place. And so I am an

968
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 1: appointment next week or no, is it June or a

969
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: I don't know what what month? We're in May? So

970
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: I have another weekend. You care about it, all right? No,

971
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: I do care a lot. It's just they don't have

972
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: any appointments. So May is the appointment at the other oncologist,

973
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: and that's when I'll get in and find something, which

974
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 1: I find crazy because that's like a month away, and

975
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: I feel like, I mean, if we're trying to stop

976
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 1: cancer from spreading, we should be able to get in earlier.

977
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: But what the hell do I know? Yeah, what I've

978
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 1: learned in the cancer battle is yes, yes it's a month,

979
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: but I mean it's there. Sometimes they do rush to

980
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: go get it right away, but I mean in a

981
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: month's time. I don't know. I mean, I don't know

982
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: if there's that much of a rush. I hear you though,

983
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: and you're right, I don't have much experience, Like it

984
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: seems like you'd want to get it out immediately, but

985
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,319
Speaker 1: Bazier will have a lump and yes they don't. Then

986
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: they look at it like we s later. So I mean, yes,

987
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: apparently the week time span is important, but sometimes they

988
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 1: just let them go two weeks and then they check it,

989
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: which is weird, very weird. But lunch. So what about

990
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,479
Speaker 1: your car though? So you just pay the eight hundred. Hunter, coach,

991
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,439
Speaker 1: you need a couple of on living. I just paid

992
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 1: the eight hundred. Look, I mean, hey, there goes all

993
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 1: the money from the n f T s. Hey do

994
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: you guys take ether Ethereum, I'll pay with that. Do

995
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: you guys have NBA top shots? Yeah? Do you take

996
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 1: NBA top shots? I'll send you three moments for if

997
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: you fix my car. I mean, I'll trade you a

998
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: Johnny math this for a Hey, no n f T talk.

999
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: Somebody tweeted, they don't listen when we do n f

1000
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 1: T talk, so oh um didn't want to offend. Well,

1001
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: let me take that off. They said that we should

1002
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: time stamp the podcast the things they're talking about, and

1003
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: so then they can skip stuff if they ahead of time.

1004
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,240
Speaker 1: If they didn't think it's a great idea, I couldn't

1005
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: do that. I think the way coach, you started it

1006
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 1: on Wednesday with great where you're like, all right, here's

1007
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,919
Speaker 1: the rundown. We're gonna talk Aaron Rodgers, they're gonna talk

1008
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:08,320
Speaker 1: t Bow, n reconnect. Okay, it's doing a weird A

1009
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: good point, man, No, I know what your point was

1010
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 1: very it was very choppy. You weren't very solid on

1011
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: that point. So what you want to do is with

1012
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: n F T s and then you go and you're

1013
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: gonna make it easier with time stamps, and then you're

1014
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: gonna go back and rewind. If something was interesting, all right,

1015
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 1: I go to the other side of the room to go.

1016
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: You're still going up where you left up. Oh, it's

1017
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: good the way you just did the rundown. That way

1018
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: people know what you're going to talk about, and if

1019
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 1: there's nothing interesting, then they don't listen. Here's my thing.

1020
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: If you're gonna people's times, Hey, you're gonna skip parts

1021
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 1: of the podcast, why don't you just skip to the

1022
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 1: very end, Go ahead and log out of the podcast

1023
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: on your phone, set your phone down, and say, Okay,

1024
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna live my life right now. Um, my

1025
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: life is uh is more interesting apparently than this podcast.

1026
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: Still prove it. Prove to me that you're gonna have

1027
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: a better day without the podcast. Go do that, because

1028
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,879
Speaker 1: the people that are saying that they're gonna skip parts

1029
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: of the podcast, you're telling me you and your buddies

1030
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 1: chopping up for fifteen minutes is more interesting than us

1031
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: talking funny stuff. I don't think so. And I'll hang

1032
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 1: up and listen and listen on that real quick before

1033
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: we go. I saw this little I guess fake. I mean,

1034
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're called a meme? Uh my

1035
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: ghetto gronk. Official NFL Schedule. Week one, Andy Dalton throws

1036
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: three I N T s in the first half and

1037
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: gets benched. Thanks Week two. Annual Ravens Blowoutlaws versus chief Chiefs.

1038
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: Week three, Russell Wilson throws six tds leads m v

1039
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1040
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: and nine t s versus Patriots. Week five. When does

1041
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 1: this get funny? That's what I'm saying, Like, coach, I

1042
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: can't believe you think this crap is funny. Like, you know,

1043
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: people stay up hours trying to come up with a

1044
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: funny things and this is what they come up with,

1045
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 1: and it's not funny at all. Week five, and say

1046
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: last second fits magic win. Week six. Josh Gordon returns.

1047
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: Week seven, Joe Burrow dies week game. Week game Aaron

1048
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: Rodgers fires entire coaching staff and GM Week nine, Josh

1049
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: Gordon suspended again. Okay, that was funny. Okay, where's the

1050
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: Cowboys slam? It's coming Where's the Titans? Week Week ten?

1051
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 1: Startup Raiders annual second half collapse. Week eleven, Antonio Brown

1052
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: calls Roger Goodella Cracker on Instagram live. Week twelve, Cowboys

1053
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 1: and Lions both lose on Thanksgiving. Russell will Week thirteen.

1054
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: Russell Wilson throws five I and T s in a

1055
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: thirteen nine loss, loses m v P. Week four, Team

1056
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: Steelers realize what it's like actually playing good teams. Week fifteen,

1057
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: Saints choke in prime time. You're going to sevent Week seventeen,

1058
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: Juju and Jackson mahomes TikTok collab. Week seventeen, Miles Garrett

1059
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: murders Mason Rudolph on the field. Week eighteen annual Derrick

1060
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: Henry two D and fifty yards three T D game

1061
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: versus Texans. There you go, It's pretty funny. I'm I

1062
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: go out on a limb here and say you screenshot

1063
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: it and sent to your dad, fasten it to Garrett

1064
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: and for it. No, my dad doesn't know. He does. Yeah,

1065
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 1: he got a new phone. Were talking, but I didn't.

1066
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: I don't send him that. I gotta say. I don't

1067
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,280
Speaker 1: think since I've left home, my dad's watched the NFL.

1068
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: What I mean, dude, it's the weirdest thing. It was like,

1069
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 1: I was the reason my family was watching sports. I

1070
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: was the reason we watched the NBA Finals. I didn't

1071
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: realize that, dude, now that I left home. I mean,

1072
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: my dad doesn't even know players anymore. He's like, who's

1073
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: still quarterbacking for the Packers? Far I'm like, no, Dad,

1074
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: did you not hear about Penis Gate? He's doing Wrangler commercials. Dad,

1075
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: he said a picture of his pickle to some chicken.

1076
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: He's never played in the NFL since when last week? No, Dad,

1077
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,439
Speaker 1: that was that was like six years ago. My dad's

1078
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: more into it now, I mean now that he played

1079
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 1: fans he he loves it. But he and he has

1080
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: more time now that he's retired, so he's really back

1081
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: into baseball. He's a huge Cardinals fan, so he follows

1082
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 1: them and checks their batting averages and who's got a

1083
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,919
Speaker 1: good e r A. And he's all, the thing's gonna

1084
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: get a hit for him? Guys? Is the NFL a

1085
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: thing for younger people? Like, maybe that's something that we

1086
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: never realized. But maybe older people don't like watching the

1087
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: NFL as much. Maybe, but kids love it like Boomer. Dude,

1088
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: every Sunday feting memorizes every score. Monday morning's like, oh

1089
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 1: my gosh, you see who got three touchdowns? NFL for

1090
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: him might be the most exciting, then n B A

1091
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 1: and then MLB. But dude, NFL, I'm getting a text

1092
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,879
Speaker 1: every Monday. NFL is the most popular sport. I think

1093
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: it's all generations because of gambling fan It is just

1094
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: blown up. It is taking over the world. They had

1095
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 1: a special TV show. They had a special TV show

1096
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 1: just for the schedule release. Who can do that? Nobody

1097
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: except for the NFL that that doesn't mean that anyone

1098
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: watched it. Oh my god, they can have it. They

1099
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 1: put it on TV because no one watches it. Yeah,

1100
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 1: and I mean couch. They have bowling on national television.

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00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: Do you watch that? I have one more thing I

1102
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: wanted to touch on before we do leave, and don't

1103
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: want to lose you guys, but it is an important

1104
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: thing I wanted to say. Is it okay? So I'm

1105
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: gonna make it brief, but it needs to be said.

1106
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: So Colin Cowhard, my point with this is, oh, great podcast,

1107
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: if you guys want to listen that right now? What

1108
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: my point is this sometimes things just don't get better.

1109
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta revert back to how it was back

1110
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 1: in the day. Not not always, because technology and stuff

1111
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: do things get better. Colin Cowhard his show used to

1112
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: when I worked at the lumbermill in high school and

1113
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 1: in college. His show was must listen to, so funny.

1114
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 1: He would tell lifestyle stories everything. It was so witty

1115
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: and great and good storytelling around the world. So it

1116
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:40,879
Speaker 1: was fun. I loved listening and educating myself on sports. Dude.

1117
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: I was in the gym the other day and it

1118
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 1: was on the TV. I don't know if he's just

1119
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: got certain things he's got a touch on because of

1120
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 1: sponsorships or whatever, but it's like boring, and he's got

1121
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 1: some girl in there who's got her cans out, and

1122
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: so obviously they it's now more a TV thing than

1123
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: a radio. Dude, when it was radio, it was hilarious.

1124
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: Now it's like, okay, great, so they put a girl

1125
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 1: with her cans all hanging out on the TV. It's

1126
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: a TV show, and he's got a hit on these

1127
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: certain points because the sponsorships or something. I don't know,

1128
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 1: interviewing boring people. But I'm like, dude, what happened to

1129
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 1: Colin Cowherd. He's expanding. I think he's almost in the

1130
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 1: same family. But Colin, if you're listening, maybe revert back

1131
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 1: to the olden days with fish when you guys would

1132
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: get on there and chop it up. Why are you

1133
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 1: giving Colin counter advice? He don't need your damn advice,

1134
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 1: And don't raise raising listener man, just the way our

1135
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: listeners tweet us. He can tell him, but it but

1136
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: it was a moment where I was like, dang, sometimes

1137
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: new shiny isn't better. It was better ten years ago. Anyways,

1138
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: back to my next point. There's a show called bff's

1139
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 1: which is Dave Portnoy, and you guys know that guy

1140
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: from barstool anyway, So seriously, I don't understand what you're doing.

1141
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: These are things that I just wanted to I said,

1142
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: you guys might I said, you guys might not be

1143
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 1: able to vibe with this, But it was just something

1144
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 1: that was on my head. I need to say that

1145
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: about the Herd. And then my second point is this,

1146
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: Dave Portnoy has this show called bff's with Josh Richards.

1147
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 1: Josh Richards is horrible. He makes no good points. All

1148
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: he goes is, yeah, f yeah, dude, oh yeah, that dude.

1149
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 1: That's all he says. And so I'm like, who is

1150
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: that guy? Coach? Thank you? That's what I said. So

1151
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: I googled him. Apparently he's some TikTok star, but being

1152
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: a TikTok star doesn't equate to being funny on a

1153
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 1: podcast or a little YouTube channel. Dude, he was horrible,

1154
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 1: but he's made popular on TikTok. So Dave Portnoy goes

1155
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 1: throw him on a show. Good god, he was adding nothing. Boys?

1156
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 1: Are those the dudes on Who's the not Matt Dylan?

1157
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: Matt Dylan is an actor, Matt Dylan. That's an actor,

1158
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 1: I think, Okay, And then he has a little a

1159
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: younger brother or whatever, and they have their podcasts and

1160
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 1: they're big on TikTok to you know what I'm talking about?

1161
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: Coach or was he on he's an Entourage? Maybe maybe

1162
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 1: some of the guys from Entourage have a pot gusts

1163
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 1: and I don't know, I see them a lot and

1164
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: have some kind of like they have videos on tip

1165
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: TikTok all the time and they're not funny at all,

1166
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: like zero funny, but huge following. But maybe I just

1167
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: don't get it. Maybe we don't get it, coach, No, no,

1168
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 1: we do get it. But what I'm saying is what

1169
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: we have, the humor that we have inside of our

1170
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: bodies that we put into a podcast. TikTok isn't creating that.

1171
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: TikTok has created some other world. We're inflating people that

1172
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 1: think they're super funny and cool and popular, but then

1173
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: you put them on a show and they're not good. Yeah,

1174
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 1: because on TikTok you can do twenty takes on the

1175
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 1: regular it's just roll and that's it. They can't and

1176
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 1: if they screw up, they can't be like, all that

1177
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: wasn't funny. Let's try it again. I'll say it funnier

1178
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: they with some of you people are not. But you

1179
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 1: can put whatever you want on TikTok. Liketk That's what

1180
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: I just said. On TikTok, you can cut and edit

1181
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: so it looks like they're funny. When you do it live,

1182
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 1: you have to be funny. Once you get one shot

1183
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 1: at being funny and that's it. And so if you

1184
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: mess up and you're not funny, everybody realizes, hey, you're

1185
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: not that damn funny. I got you but also the

1186
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 1: Josh Richards dude is a dancer. I don't get why

1187
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 1: is a dancer? They would think that he was gonna

1188
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: be then good on a podcast. Guys. I was just

1189
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: so confused. I was like, what happened to Colin show?

1190
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 1: And who is Josh Richards? And why is he on

1191
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: a bar stool show? I mean, guys, we've got to

1192
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: revert back to when Funny was king and step and

1193
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: listen the Colin thing. Coach, it happens, Coach, it happens

1194
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: to the best shows out there. You know, when you

1195
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 1: get bigger and they start having a bigger audience, you

1196
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: have to be careful and start zeroing in who your

1197
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: audience is. I mean, we've seen it happen to a

1198
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: bunch of shows, you know. But but I mean, I

1199
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 1: just feel like I was like, Oh, okay, they want

1200
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: they want stuff to be more glamor not glamorous. They

1201
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 1: want stuff to be shiny or on TV. They're not

1202
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 1: worried about the radio thing. I mean, the one lady

1203
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 1: wasn't adding a lot to the show. I was just like, but,

1204
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 1: I mean, they obviously we're cool with her wearing a

1205
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: low cut dress and then the camera guy was focused

1206
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: Collins trying to make a point, and all I'm seeing

1207
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: is can one and can too. Guys, have you guys

1208
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 1: listened to Howard Stern like today, Like the show that

1209
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 1: he does today. It's brutal, brute, brutal, not funny. It's crazy.

1210
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 1: He tries to be a dirty and stuff like the

1211
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 1: way he used to be, and it's not it's not

1212
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 1: even funny like at all. Oh. I have a buddy

1213
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 1: of mine that listens to it all the time, and

1214
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: whenever it picks me up or I go somewhere in

1215
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: his car, he's listening, I'm like, dude, I can't take

1216
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: anymore of this. And I love Howard Stern. I thought

1217
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 1: he was amazing back in the day, and this is

1218
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: just brutal, I think, because now maybe he just doesn't

1219
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: give a crap so that he just talks about whatever

1220
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: he wants to talk about, which is almost the opposite

1221
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: effect of Cowherd. I guess, I don't know, but it's

1222
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 1: not good at all. But what I'm saying, the harnessing

1223
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: of the funny is right now is so huge and

1224
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: and everybody has a podcast. I mean, I think my

1225
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 1: grandma wants to start a pay, but not everybody has

1226
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: a funny podcast and I will hang up and listen. Well,

1227
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 1: I will say. I got asked yesterday by the man,

1228
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 1: the man, He's like, how's the podcast going. I said,

1229
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: it's great, Like we have a following. We have this

1230
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 1: this like like like there's the B Team. We have

1231
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 1: the Sore Losers Losers, Sore Losing Nation, and they're amazing.

1232
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 1: Like we communicate back and forth. We we do sometimes

1233
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: we do lives with them and they're always with us

1234
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: and they listen every single episode. I said, dude, it's

1235
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 1: it's awesome. I never thought doing this podcast we would

1236
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 1: have a following like that. Dang it, we gotta work

1237
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 1: next Sunday. What sorry, just got an email, got distracted

1238
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 1: and his lunch box doing a crossword puzzle. What happened? No, no,

1239
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 1: I was I was trying to figure out who you were.

1240
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 1: You were referring to coach who would ask me that question? Oh?

1241
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: Got you? Okay? So I was it going. That's what

1242
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 1: I That's what I was thinking. Is that is that right? No? No,

1243
01:01:56,800 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 1: it's not right. But it's funny. That's funny. Whatever I feel,

1244
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 1: let's go finished. I knew I was gonna lose you guys,

1245
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 1: But sometimes you gotta make a point and not care

1246
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: the ears that it falls on, if they're deaf or

1247
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: not not lunch Box. Lunch Box thinks it's weird when

1248
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 1: you talk about other shows and you shouldn't drive people

1249
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 1: to other shows or whatever. I coach, that's your life.

1250
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 1: You listen to podcasts. I love that. I don't know

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01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Thank you. I think it's great,

1252
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 1: lunch It's fine, right, yeah, it's fine. I don't care.

1253
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: But right at the beginning you were just like what

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01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 1: are you doing? Right? Yeah, because I thought he was

1255
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 1: gonna say, you guys should go listen to these guys,

1256
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 1: and I was like, right, here we go again with

1257
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,919
Speaker 1: color Daddy. But if there is a good podcast coach,

1258
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: I think it'd be cool. Is Calor Daddy good coach?

1259
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 1: They split up, so the two chicks had the money

1260
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: issue with the show going in a certain direction, and

1261
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 1: like here's a here's a name. Split up, so it's

1262
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: not as funny as it used to be. Hey, Daddy,

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01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: gang ups, I mean coachers. I listened to Calor Daddy

1264
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 1: because Sisson recommended it. Talk about being one of the

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01:02:56,800 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 1: crazy Hot Scale episode check out this girl's social media.

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01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: My question is for y'all, how far on the crazy

1267
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 1: scale have you gone because a girl was so hot

1268
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 1: you wanted to date her and you put up with

1269
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 1: a certain amount of crazy. Love the show I've listened

1270
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 1: to every episode since the beginning of My birthday is

1271
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: April nine, So in case it gets lost in the

1272
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 1: mail bag, I was hoping to get a shout out

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01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: peace um eddie man, I think the craziest I've ever

1274
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 1: dealt with and I didn't I didn't really have before

1275
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 1: my wife. I didn't really have a lot of patience

1276
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 1: with with girls, so like if I saw a little

1277
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 1: bit of crazy, I was out like pretty quick. But dude,

1278
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: the craziest one that story that I've ever had about

1279
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 1: a girl that I was dating. We broke up and

1280
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 1: she still liked me, and I was pumping gas at

1281
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 1: a gas station not nowadays coach right, no more explosion, explosion,

1282
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 1: and she pulls up her friend and she's like, hey,

1283
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 1: what's up, what are you doing. I'm like, oh my gosh,

1284
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 1: like I don't have time for this, Like I gotta

1285
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 1: I gotta go, And so I got put the pump

1286
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,000
Speaker 1: back and I get in my car. She's like, where

1287
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: are you going? Where you going? Like no, seriously, like

1288
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 1: I do, I don't want to talk, like I don't,

1289
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 1: I gotta go, and so I drive off and she

1290
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 1: hits mike the side of my car like like that

1291
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 1: hits it, and then I drive off. My god did

1292
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 1: She's so crazy that I don't know what has happening whatever.

1293
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 1: And then like a week later, she comes to my

1294
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 1: house with the same friend and she has uh, like

1295
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: a wrap around her foot, you know, like like she

1296
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 1: broke it or something, And I said, what happened to you?

1297
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 1: She's like, you ran over my foot at the gas okay,

1298
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what is happening. I did not run

1299
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:51,440
Speaker 1: over your foot at the gas station. She's like yes, dude.

1300
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 1: So then so then I'm like, okay, so then this

1301
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 1: would really hurt. So like I stepped on her foot

1302
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 1: and she started crying like it was hurting her so

1303
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 1: so bad, but she fake blamed it on you. Yeah, yeah,

1304
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 1: but I knew it was fake. So I stepped on

1305
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 1: her and her so called broken foot, and then she

1306
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 1: started crying into tears like tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears,

1307
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 1: and then she left crying or whatever, and I'm like,

1308
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, man, And then I started thinking, well,

1309
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 1: maybe her foot was broken and I'm an a hole

1310
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,880
Speaker 1: for doing that, dude. Months later, her friend that was

1311
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 1: with her said like, hey, you know that that was

1312
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:27,920
Speaker 1: all an act, right, Like she didn't ever break her

1313
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 1: foot over it. Oh my dude, that is nuts. Yeah.

1314
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,920
Speaker 1: I hope she was hot, dude, because crazy scale was

1315
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:38,200
Speaker 1: I mean I had? Was this chick I dated in Austin.

1316
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:39,880
Speaker 1: Maybe we went on a couple of days. It was

1317
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,919
Speaker 1: with the show, so she just knew about Big show

1318
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 1: and she came over the pool a couple of times.

1319
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 1: We did some shots. Nothing crazy, but just before you

1320
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:52,840
Speaker 1: were married. Ye was married, so you know, I'm scissor

1321
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: Ray Mundo. I got like one percent Mexican in me

1322
01:05:56,480 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 1: and she was also, you don't she was Latin. Everything

1323
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 1: was fine, Everything was cool. But then date two we

1324
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 1: started kissing. But to her, what a gentleman way to

1325
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:11,120
Speaker 1: day too good good job, thanks coach um. But like

1326
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,200
Speaker 1: she thought it was hot if she like kind of

1327
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 1: abused me, so like I would not like what I

1328
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 1: mean abuse you, right, you want to talk about the

1329
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 1: first time it happened. I was like, what was that?

1330
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: So I would start to kiss her and then she

1331
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 1: would kind of slap me on the face like no,

1332
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:33,160
Speaker 1: like it was hurt. She was kind of playing hard

1333
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,919
Speaker 1: to get. But she would start, yes, but she would

1334
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 1: start to kiss and then she'd slap me, and so

1335
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 1: like she did that and I'm like, oh, okay, that

1336
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 1: was weird, and then she did it again. But that

1337
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: was her thing, where like she would hug me, so

1338
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, I'll see you later, and then she'd

1339
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,120
Speaker 1: like give me a gut punch, dude, And then she

1340
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 1: would give me a gut punch like she was playing

1341
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 1: hard to get, Like you're not getting a hug for me.

1342
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm like this. I maybe did two dates. I made

1343
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 1: sure the gate was locked out front at the apartment complex. Coach,

1344
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:02,000
Speaker 1: I had a bruise rib and a slapped face after

1345
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 1: this chick was dating, right, I feel you, man. I

1346
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 1: went out with the chick a couple of times and

1347
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 1: she would slap you too, every time she tried to kiss.

1348
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,680
Speaker 1: But I don't think that was her thing. And she's

1349
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,520
Speaker 1: just telling you to stop trying to kiss me. No, No,

1350
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,919
Speaker 1: I wasn't. It wasn't kissing. I mean we'd be making

1351
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 1: out in bed and everything, and then she bite me

1352
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:20,920
Speaker 1: and I was like, good God, and I mean she

1353
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:27,960
Speaker 1: bite hold on on Latina. Yeah, I just like, what

1354
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,920
Speaker 1: the hell are you doing? Like and I mean I

1355
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,120
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, it's no big deal, I'll just be

1356
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,000
Speaker 1: drunk next time. And she's biting I Like, it still hurts.

1357
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 1: I can't do this, I mean, so I put up

1358
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: and so I was like, Matt. So after the second time,

1359
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm never calling her again. I tried

1360
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 1: it one more time and no, I can't do it.

1361
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:46,520
Speaker 1: I can't do the biting. I just not that's not me.

1362
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:50,320
Speaker 1: I mean, i mean talking bruises like it just sucked.

1363
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 1: I was like, you're you're hot, but you're not that hot, Like,

1364
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna just be bit the rest

1365
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:57,760
Speaker 1: of my life. Well, I mean what I'm saying. Did

1366
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: you go for the bite back? Was it bite bite

1367
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:02,240
Speaker 1: for a bite? No? Because I'm not a bit I

1368
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: know I'm not buying it. Was just like, why not

1369
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,880
Speaker 1: go give it a shot? No, because I didn't want

1370
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:09,160
Speaker 1: her bite me because then if I bite her, she

1371
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,040
Speaker 1: thinks I'm into and then she starts biting more. I'm

1372
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:13,440
Speaker 1: like all right, Like this is just so yeah. So

1373
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:16,160
Speaker 1: like when you texted her back, you're like, sorry, didn't

1374
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:19,160
Speaker 1: work out. That's just it's like you're just gonna goho start.

1375
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,000
Speaker 1: You're just gonna fade away, you know, you don't really

1376
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:22,920
Speaker 1: text like, oh yeah, we should get together next weekend.

1377
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 1: All right, you get together, all right, and then the

1378
01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:27,680
Speaker 1: next weekend comes. Oh man, I'm busy, and then that

1379
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:31,360
Speaker 1: I mean we only went out like three times, but yeah,

1380
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,280
Speaker 1: and she's like, yeah, I just gotta flat tire and

1381
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:36,120
Speaker 1: lunch like that bites and she's like, what are you

1382
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,560
Speaker 1: making fun of me because I bite you? Oh no, no,

1383
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:41,439
Speaker 1: no no, but it sucks that you got a flat tire. Sorry,

1384
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:44,800
Speaker 1: hang up, all right, I have a great weekend. I

1385
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:46,960
Speaker 1: don't know. That was a wild show. I don't know

1386
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,880
Speaker 1: if you talked about anything. Oh, we talked about we

1387
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:53,040
Speaker 1: talked about talking about Tebow. I mean we did to

1388
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,760
Speaker 1: go back and talk about Tebow. So that's a great show. Yeah,

1389
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:59,639
Speaker 1: exactly because people one loves Tebow. I do. I didn't

1390
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:01,040
Speaker 1: say that love him. They love or hate him, but

1391
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,880
Speaker 1: he people are interested in those butts on the in

1392
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 1: the seat. Oh my god, I just can't believe you

1393
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,920
Speaker 1: don't think Tebow's a draw. No, I know, coach, You've

1394
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:15,040
Speaker 1: made that very clear. Blows my mind. All right, all

1395
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:18,439
Speaker 1: right we can guys. Thank you guys. Ray. Uh next

1396
01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:20,439
Speaker 1: week you just turned into a nightmare. I gotta go.

1397
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:26,040
Speaker 1: What the schedule. Don't check your email? Oh all right,

1398
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:36,800
Speaker 1: goodbye everyone, even everyone listening. Don't just don't just don't

1399
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:38,479
Speaker 1: check your email. Don't check