WEBVTT - EP. 45 Who Made the Macaroni? 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:07.080 We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion who 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:12.639 talked back. He's up, y'all. Welcome to a new episode 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:15.159 that we talked back. It's your girl, a j A. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:19.080 It's Tam bam, y'all. I love y'all. Hey girl, how 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:23.840 is your Weekendn't do ship? Same ship? You always lying, y'all. 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:25.680 A j Lie, she'd be doing all kinds of ship, 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:27.319 and then she'd come on here and tell y'all she 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:30.800 just went grocery shopping and she was out probably fucking 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:34.680 and sucking dig all weekend. But all she did. Look 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:39.720 look at it, y'all. Anyway, Thanksgiving that episode we got 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:45.000 some co hosted day introduced yourself. Guys. What's happening there? 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:49.360 Brand Uh? You know, glad to be here waking back 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:53.600 nation high tail. Yes, and we'll talk about my drink 0:00:53.640 --> 0:01:00.120 if y'all smoking because we is on the earth. Um, 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:04.520 I guess that's my time. Yes, what's up? I'm Burpie 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:06.480 and a j I'm back in the streets. What's up 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:12.039 all that play you drink? Burpi? Come on, stop playing 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.040 with me. You're doing what I all night and talking 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:15.760 about it. I don't I don't want to be a 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:23.800 part of It's Thanksgiving. Y'all, Happy Thanksgiving this Giving day y'all. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:27.840 So what are y'all grateful for? Uh? To be honest, 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:30.840 just being alive? You know what I'm saying, Um, I 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:34.080 don't know about y'all. One, I lost a lot of people, 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.720 um COVID related, not COVID related, But I just have 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:40.200 a lot of deaths. Like we had a lot of 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:44.560 deaths in the comedy community, stand up community, um bat 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:46.840 family members. So you know a lot of that stuff 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.000 just put it, puts a lot of it. Put a 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:51.920 lot of stuff in life in perspective like small like 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:54.080 if you're not doing something every day that at least 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:56.560 make you happy. You know what I'm saying. You know 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:58.440 what I mean, because you just don't You just don't 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:00.080 know when your time' is gonna be called? You know 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.920 I'm saying two of the depths side experience where random 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:05.120 is hell, Like I lost a cousin to a blood clock. 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:10.560 Like know what I'm saying. The vaccine No, no, I 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:13.240 don't believe so, but I don't think it was vaccine related. 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.200 But you know that's and that's black man not doing 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:18.320 the correct thing and getting a self checked that that's 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:21.359 a whole another subject in conversation. But I'm just thankful 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:24.040 to be alive. Man. Like a lot of people, a 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:26.880 lot of people don't have the choice or the option 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:28.720 to be thankful. So the fact that we have an 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:31.560 option to be thankful, I choose to be positive and thankful. 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:33.160 I think all of us can attest to that. That 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:37.280 we lost some people in whether it was COVID related 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:44.919 or gun violence or current it's a lot. Yeah, alright, 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:51.120 p Young dolf Man young God. Mm hmmm, yeah, saw 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:54.240 that they had a shootout with one of the guys. 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:58.720 Supposed one of the alleged shooters at the got killed 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:02.600 last night. No, mm hmmm, one of the shooters got 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:04.760 killed last name. I mean, but they've been posting a 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:07.079 lot of stuff, like they've been posting a car and 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:09.560 the car being the dog video a few times. They've 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:12.440 been posting the same hat and all other people, which 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:14.480 I think a lot of people have that hat. So 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:16.640 but then again, that could be somebody saying somebody up, 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:20.240 so you just never know. Memphis in the same car. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:23.400 The car was used in another shooting of a woman 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:26.080 a week ago or a couple of weeks ago too. 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:32.240 It's so much different. I don't think people understand, bro, 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:35.240 Memphis is one of them cities. Bro, it's clearly why 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.720 they using nice cars though I don't understand that drive 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:42.280 eyes used to be in four escorts. I don't think 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:46.840 they don't got they don't got good back seat room, 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:50.800 so they you know, I'm saying that the newer cars 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:54.880 they got bucket seats that say this was too though. 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:57.320 What does these is doing? But the back seat is 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:01.440 still bucket. What I'm saying little leg room? Sit up? 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:06.360 And I thought that thoughts back. You know, I'm not 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:10.280 doing this not we would joke about any motherfucking thing 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:12.800 I'm working. That's how the sun Black Peo would get 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:19.320 through life. Man, comedy, did you did you introduce yourself Burbie? 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:23.479 I did to a j what's up? Okay, I'll just 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:28.080 play what's that? I'm Berbie Man. That's that's it. I'm 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:32.240 just me. I'm Burbie. Stand up. Why where do you 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.919 get that name from? It's my nickname. I have a 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:37.719 twin brother and he couldn't say my real name, and 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:40.320 so he started calling me Burpie and it stuck with 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:43.320 me ever since I was two. Mm hmm, what's your 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:50.920 real name. You got warrants Jeremy. No, it's Jeremy. Think 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:53.680 about it now now why his brother could not say 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:59.640 birthie from Jeremy. We were too, We were too We 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:01.719 make just making shut up. We just I don't know. 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:04.960 I don't know. It's the twin language. Again. Black people 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:08.200 don't have nuncy. Everybody call me Jeremy, so it's kind 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:14.200 of right. It's Jeremy, yes, but Nigga said Jermy. That's right. Yeah, 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:18.039 there are some Jermanys. You know what I'm saying. There's 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:23.719 there's no e after that. All. Yes, I don't. I 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:26.560 don't have the time to say the whole thing. What's up, Jeremy, 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:36.200 that's just too much dog a whole another name rather 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:38.360 than calling you your real name. But yeah, that's how 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:44.799 you got burpie. And that's crazy because I knew Darren 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:48.479 for two years without knowing his name. No, lie, big baby, 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.680 that's what you call No, we did not know each 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:55.479 other's name at all for two big baby to like 0:05:56.960 --> 0:06:00.520 years later, until how do you get that name? Because 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:04.560 you got freestyle funny beat our our host one day, 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:06.760 just readily. One day at a comedy show, he was like, 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:10.160 every group needs a sex of right, so then you're 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:13.479 either gonna get last or so you're gonna get in between. 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:16.000 And he would say every group needs one, and he 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:17.560 was like, this is ours, y'all give it up for 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:20.080 their big baby brand. And so when I used to 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:22.080 come out, you would get mixed signals, like half of 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.440 those to be black, Oh my god, it's out. The 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:30.440 other halfy like sex of wait for winter baby, they're 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:36.039 gonna be. So that's that's that's been my stage name. Okay, 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:43.400 hold that thought one second. Let's pay some bills. Y'all 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:51.120 got emmercials? Yeah, it's real, Right, do you have a 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:56.880 hard time getting win? You ever had a nigger speak 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:59.960 one on you? Tab like some viagara or something? Yeah? 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:04.760 Oh yeah, absolutely this is not you and I knew it. 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.000 How many times have y'all tapped out? We're gonna flip 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.400 this interview with interviewing y'all. How many times have y'all 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:11.440 tapped out? I don't tap out? What do you mean 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:15.240 tap out? I don't tap out? What does that even mean? 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:16.840 I don't know what that means. How does a woman 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:21.720 tap out? I don't tap out easily? What you mean? Like? 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:26.640 I can't take carpet. That's enough, tad Man, hurry up 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:28.560 and bust so I could be done. I'm done, Like 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:31.280 I'm I've had enough. We probably don't want to do 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:33.640 it in the first place, if we like that, like 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:37.960 we probably just because you feel like it anyway, how 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:42.320 the debatable. No, I'm like, hurry up, I probably didn't 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:44.520 want to start in the first place. No, no, no, no, 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:47.520 not hurry up. But you've y'all been going for a 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.600 minute for a while at the point where you're tired. 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:53.920 You haven't got about, You've got a couple of things off, 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:56.840 and now you're just like, what is what is wrong 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:59.440 with this? Na here? I just laid there like a 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:04.080 dead body. So he finished. I can't do that. That's 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:07.560 why Bill, you know he got he was drugging with it. 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:11.760 That's he's out now. But possible, not possible when you eat, 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:14.960 when you eat, pussy, but my pleasure and not yours. 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:18.560 What do you mean that's a different kind of animal. No, 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:21.560 keep going, she's gonna tap out. She's not gonna tap out. 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:23.880 If you're doing all of that, I'm not tapping out. 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:30.880 Mm hmm. That ship is like sports, especially riding Dick 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:36.479 is like sports. For me, it's like a whole athletic 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:41.559 trying your times. Well, you don't have a woman like style. 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:46.680 I can't take no more style. Probably turn her no 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:50.280 no more. Maybe your coucci got dry, Maybe your tongue 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:51.800 was stiff and it was starting to hurt. Like why 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:54.839 he's stiff tongue in my clearterest. I like to see you. 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:58.080 I'd like to see how y'all flip it. But it's not. 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:01.880 It's not. Yeah, y'all not gonna sit here in all 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:04.240 your years of life and tell me you ain't never 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:07.280 tapped out. I told you what I do in the morning. 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:11.199 They talking both for the showers. I get it. When 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:14.840 I gotta be working on it's a reputation, I get it. 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:17.840 No like y'all just talking about like a nigger just 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.160 sucked you so good that you just couldn't take no more, Like, 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:23.199 oh my god, this is just too amazing. Please stop. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:30.920 I don't even like, yeah, I, oh my god, Darren, 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.520 I can't take this no more. You're eating my pussy 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:37.600 so good. I can't you have that's what be happening. 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:43.800 Then I'd be like I just did that to get 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:47.120 the first thing out the way. Goodness, yeah, y'all, nigga's 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:50.360 got some inflated egos. Bro. You know, you know you 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:58.040 don't have a boil, be a death start. I didn't 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:01.520 even know it was gonna be like that. They already 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:10.280 I got some questions. It is some of that ship 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:16.040 fade while now what do you mean, like is it not? 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:18.280 Everything is like fresh off the dome, like y'all come 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:20.560 up with them songs and ship. Ain't no way y'all 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:24.800 come up with that ship right away. Now. They may 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:29.480 tell you, I think it tries to make it like 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:33.199 it implies that everything is improvd They try to tell you. 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.760 They'll tell you at like ten o'clock the night before 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:39.120 what you're gonna do the next day. You gotta have 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:42.280 it all prepared by ten o'clock the next morning, which 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:44.840 is a quick turnaround. That's a quick turnaround. But right, 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:47.200 but I mean some of it is. Some of it 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:49.880 you because in the moment you'll think of stuff right 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.240 in the moment, you already have something prepared. But you 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.199 will think of something in the moment and you're like, oh, 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.400 this is dope. I'll come up with this. But the 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:59.880 majority of the time, no, it's not. Let me tell 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:02.640 let me tell this is another reason why something in 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:05.000 the beginning of the first couple of seasons I had 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:08.080 some of that ship was a freestyle. But in today's 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:12.080 comedy and today's since the world, with everything we say 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:16.160 has to be kind of like to be approved, because 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:21.280 you can't you can't you can't um black people. No, no no, no, 0:11:21.400 --> 0:11:24.720 you can fit you can defend black people. Terrible, Yeah, 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:27.240 I just can't fit. Yeah, you just just anser to 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:31.440 the jokes attention. They talk about shooting cop, cops shooting 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:33.640 black people. They hear that out all day. But you 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:36.360 say something by the trans, lesbian, gay pers and we 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:37.880 gotta take that out. We gotta get that out of there. 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.720 So it's it's it's everything has to be screened in 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.319 Just look at the level of guests people used to 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:48.000 come on there. Now, you know, don't nobody want to 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:50.760 get talked about don't nobody want to get talked about viral, 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:52.560 don't nobody want to be you know what I'm saying, 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:54.320 a lot of these musician artists that used to come 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:57.640 on the show, they really can't freestyle. So just think 0:11:57.640 --> 0:11:59.160 about how that got to get in it. We have 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:04.320 real on the Terrible I love Justina, she'd be killing 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:07.120 it and they have no filter. That's the thing. The 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:10.120 freestyles on the show. They'll go at those rappers or 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:14.959 those artists or and then they'd be stuck. Like I've 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:16.600 seen some ship where it looked like it was like 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:19.040 some real beef. Like I feel like it was one 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:26.319 episode where what's the one guy? Yeah and his old 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:31.120 homeboy that was about to fight at it? Uh, what's 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:36.280 his name? I can't think of the boyd ain't Yeah? 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.839 Were they not about to fight for real? Did they 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:47.120 fight in the back? Why do you let you stressed out? 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:53.080 Did you see spoken reasons on the episode? I said 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.080 that was gonna real box. They might have been like 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:57.120 slapping each other. I ain't say it was gonna be 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:00.600 like a now it's real life beating. It was real 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:03.720 life beef between those two, but not on that show. Yeah, 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:08.880 they're not scrapping checked for really, ain't nobody while not 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:10.640 gonna fight for real for real ship hit the fan? 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:14.200 Not for real nobody and the ones who little ain't 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:25.240 on the shooting. Hello, you know what, they will scrap 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:30.920 you buck. It's a couple of times. It's a couple 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:32.640 of times she had to put his head on my chest. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:36.000 Bro let me tell you. I'm gonna tell you something 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:39.600 about a big baby. He don't like nobody when I 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:43.040 say nobody, big baby, don't like nobody if he rocked 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:45.360 with you, with you, but I don't like niggers. I 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:48.720 don't like bitches. I don't like nobody. But people say 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.160 that ship, I really like. People got it sucked up, 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.839 like the social media ship got people thinking that your 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:57.439 best friend. They know you. People and people people fall 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:01.480 in love with a big baby on Instagram ship. Maybe listen, match, 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:05.120 What the fuck makes you think I want to match 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:10.520 with you? I don't even know you. Yeah, because when 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.160 I said that to you that night in the club, 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:13.800 you was looking at me like I was crazy that 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:18.320 Like damn, I actually do know you. I'll be seeing 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:24.760 you the shop. I do know you a little bit. 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:30.480 You had cut, you know, because the game, but the 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.080 game itself grimly, I don't have somebody following home. I 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.840 didn't been held up at the gunpoint. I don't have 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:38.880 any shot of robbing before. I don't experience I don't 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:42.480 have comments that I've helped into the super duper lane. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.680 Don't even acknowledge me, like I didn't have nothing to 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.760 do with their career. So it's a whole lot of ship. 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:48.560 I don't deal with it. Didn't like, not even that 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:50.800 like to to achieve some of the things I have 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.280 and not had. Certain people just to be like, I'm 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:55.320 proud of you. You take notice of that ship. I 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:58.600 pretty sure you I got. I'm pretty sure you'll got friends, home, girls, family, 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:02.000 everybody you might. So you gonna share my podcast? Never 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:07.160 damn right, never shared it, never shared, and we see 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:13.680 it right right right. I go out of my way 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.080 to funk with people ship when they have stuff going on. 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:18.800 You know what, if I see somebody doing something, I'm 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:22.600 a make shote, posted, repost or whatever. But all that 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:24.880 ship plays a role. Man like I get. I get. 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.360 I get thousands of d ms every day, people asking 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:29.640 for money. I look on their page. This will follow 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.200 with don folly, But you got the nerve the d 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:35.200 N I don't even know what I'm doing. I don't 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.640 know what they trying to give you, no digital currency, 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:40.520 but they want your money in real life. I don't 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:42.320 have those problems. I'm not that famous. I don't have 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.520 those problems. I'm just sick all these niggas send to 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:46.840 me their SoundCloud link. I'm sick of that. I'm sick 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:51.120 of all these think of people trying to get me 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:54.360 to put them down with Charlottagne about some ship like 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:56.840 I just put myself on last week, and I know 0:15:56.920 --> 0:16:03.200 this nigger forever last week. Shout out to Charlomagne. Shut 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:05.480 to Charlotte Mage Dollar and Charlotta Magne show up every 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:09.360 time I see him. Yeah, Charlemagne, A good dude. We're 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:12.800 we're not being in plenty rooms. He never shaded me ever. Bro, Yeah, 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:16.360 damn brand, what's up, big baby? Like shock that nigga 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:17.760 knew me one time. I didn't even know who he 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:21.560 knew me. I was he paid, he paid attention. It 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:23.440 was when we was doing Joking Off. It was when 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:24.920 we was on Joking Off and he came out and 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:27.240 did episode and he was like, hey Bert, what's up? 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:36.440 I said, you know, you know you can't ask. I 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:37.920 still be shocked by that ship. We was at the 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:43.600 Horner's game, was on courtside, right on the floor. What's yeah. 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:46.800 We had hornless players tapping us up. I was like, 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.680 me for real. Nigging from the ticket from the other 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:52.600 team in Boston was like, hey, bro, he did but 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:55.880 he ran, he ran to our side of the court 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:57.800 just until there and then and I was like, Okay, 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:02.200 that's dope, dope right now, speaking of games, is it 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:05.399 okay for guys to play video games like in a relationship? 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:07.439 Already said like I couldn't be with no nigga and 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:10.640 play video games? Is she single? No? She with money 0:17:10.640 --> 0:17:14.679 back him? Oh, I'm thinking, I'm thinking the singer. All right, 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:18.280 let me give you my take on this, all right. 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:21.120 And and this is coming from a guy who played 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:24.119 video games about all of four weeks, like real aggressively, 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:28.400 like with all the distractions in this world, right, co workers, 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:34.040 women in the past, uh, just going outside period. If 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:36.280 you're a black man who got yourself together, my nigga, 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:38.920 you are a catch. Right. So if you're doing something 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:42.760 that keeps you home, that keeps you happy, why not 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:45.280 if it's not missing up bills, if they're not missing 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:48.400 up times, do that because if if they they don't 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:50.520 have nothing to escape too, he's going to escape to 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:52.760 somebody else exactly. So either he gonna you gonna let 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:54.480 that nigga play that game, or hes gonna play you 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:58.720 bit Like listen, I'm just go ahead and put that 0:17:58.760 --> 0:18:01.680 out there she's lying. Ain't no way, because I'm pretty 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:04.280 sure money Bag played Mad and he played Madden for money. 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:07.000 And first of all, you can make money off of 0:18:07.040 --> 0:18:10.520 playing the game. Done that plenty of times, And like 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:12.679 Darren said, that's an escape for us. Like if I 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:15.000 come home for work and I want to get on 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:16.359 the game for a little bit, I don't want to 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:18.400 think about what I just did. It where the kids 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:20.000 at school, I ain't gotta worry about them for a 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:23.280 little while. I ain't married, no mon back in these streets, 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:25.400 so I don't have to worry about these other woman. 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:27.600 What's up, Agent, I don't have to worry about these 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:32.080 other women. I don't have to worry about nothing else. 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:34.360 I'm literally playing the game as an escape to get 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:37.960 my mind off of everything outside of these walls. I 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:39.760 don't want to do nothing else. If you don't want 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:41.639 to be with me because I'm playing a game for 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:45.760 a couple of hours a day or every week, then 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:53.000 I don't want toy dog. They being as productive as 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:56.159 a woman would want them to be. So like you 0:18:56.240 --> 0:18:59.720 said that, I'm glad you said that in order and 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:02.880 that's all you do. Absolutely that's right. But if your 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:07.240 ship is in order, bills are paid, Ya got saved, 0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:11.320 You're straight, cars are straight, dropping dick off, dropping good 0:19:11.359 --> 0:19:15.119 dick off to the point where she's like, oh my god, 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:18.399 you're so amazing, stopping. I can't take it anymore, and 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:20.639 did you still good? I want to go back to 0:19:20.680 --> 0:19:30.959 what they said. I don't even immediately A was like 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:35.000 what a man a woman thinks a man should be doing. 0:19:35.080 --> 0:19:37.840 He's not productive to how the woman wants? What do 0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:40.639 that mean? What does that mean? What is productive to 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:43.720 what the woman wants? Well, me, personally, I've never never 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:45.680 really been with a dude who would just be playing 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:49.800 games all the time. But what I'm saying is, if 0:19:49.840 --> 0:19:51.800 your house is not in order, and this nigga is 0:19:51.800 --> 0:19:53.840 playing games, like I know a person, I know a 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:58.600 people very close to me, person wasn't working at the time, 0:19:59.560 --> 0:20:02.919 nigga is fucking playing video games all day. Like that 0:20:03.119 --> 0:20:06.920 is not acceptable. Okay, okay, okay, since you explained that, Okay, 0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:11.639 it makes sense. Yeah, that ship is not acceptable. What 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:14.840 if he's doing interviews, right, he's going on job interviews, 0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:16.480 and then after he gets done with the interviews, he 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:18.399 can't play the video game like what he's supposed to do, 0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:23.400 like until they all need to be cut. Nigga, these 0:20:23.400 --> 0:20:25.320 clothes need to be why it's something else you could 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:29.080 be doing, right, I don't understand that. What So okay, 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.280 let me ask you out. This interview has been flipped. 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:34.120 What are their roles? Are their roles between a man 0:20:34.160 --> 0:20:36.800 and a woman in the house whatever they side decide 0:20:36.800 --> 0:20:39.840 them to be. And it just depends on the dynamic 0:20:39.880 --> 0:20:42.960 of that relationship if both people are you know, uh, 0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:47.320 individual contributors to the big pot. All responsibilities should be 0:20:47.359 --> 0:20:51.200 on everybody, but we already know like oftentimes women may 0:20:51.280 --> 0:20:57.160 take the bunt of the household responsibilities. You think, so yeah, man, 0:20:57.240 --> 0:20:58.840 y'all just say y'all need to bring money to the 0:20:58.840 --> 0:21:01.840 house and the digging and that's all women think men 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:04.120 should do. No, I want you to do all kind 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:06.960 of shit in here. I hate I hate washing dishes, 0:21:07.000 --> 0:21:11.560 help me with this ship. I hate cleaning toilets, see 0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:13.720 because it's a lot of times. I don't think it's 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:16.800 any roles in the house. I don't think a woman 0:21:16.840 --> 0:21:18.800 has a specific role. I don't think a man has 0:21:18.800 --> 0:21:21.240 a specific role. I just think as an adult, you 0:21:21.280 --> 0:21:23.200 know how to you should know how to be responsible. 0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:26.879 And take care of your house. Whether it's if you 0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:28.480 see his dishes in there, like you said, you don't 0:21:28.480 --> 0:21:30.240 like to do dishes. If you see his dishes, wash 0:21:30.440 --> 0:21:33.800 the dishes. You gotta ask nobody else to do dishes. Dishes. Now, 0:21:33.880 --> 0:21:36.440 if it's something like some women don't like going to 0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:38.919 get the oil change or pumping gas or something like that, 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:42.040 just being a gentleman, Okay, yeah, I'll take your car 0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:44.360 to get the oil change or pump gas if I'm 0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:46.320 in the car with you. But don't you drive past 0:21:46.359 --> 0:21:48.560 toy gas stations. Come to the house and tell me 0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:50.200 to go get you some goddamn gas, because I'm not 0:21:50.200 --> 0:21:53.960 gonna do it. How are you gonna know I drove 0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:56.240 past two gas stations. Just take your ass to the gas. 0:21:56.600 --> 0:22:00.359 See get out, it's light outside the suns love, get 0:22:00.400 --> 0:22:03.119 your as that car. Swape your look card and gonna 0:22:03.119 --> 0:22:05.080 put about ten dollars in this. I want to slape 0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:10.800 your card. Then give me that cost Sam's Club card. 0:22:10.840 --> 0:22:13.760 And you've got that deit card, nigger. Oh my god. 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:17.960 This is why I like when I like when men 0:22:18.160 --> 0:22:21.439 like feel my gas tank up, and I like that 0:22:21.480 --> 0:22:23.119 ship too. I like when they can sneak money on 0:22:23.200 --> 0:22:25.760 my person, but don't say nothing about it, just going 0:22:25.800 --> 0:22:31.920 my person is like surprised, I kind of well, still 0:22:31.920 --> 0:22:37.280 give you cash because we got cash. Mr Willily be 0:22:37.280 --> 0:22:40.760 putting that money in my purse. Mr Willie always leave 0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:44.680 me some money on my person. And we were stole 0:22:44.720 --> 0:22:49.160 in the streets niggers. We have me peeling off cash. 0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:55.280 Maybe I'm sick of y'all. We like nigger to be 0:22:55.359 --> 0:23:01.119 having them not man turn on. We like money phones. 0:23:01.359 --> 0:23:05.520 Then leave a money phone in my purse. Phone it's germs, 0:23:05.560 --> 0:23:10.760 it's COVID that. Now I'll give an high come just 0:23:10.800 --> 0:23:15.199 do it. Ship the positive emails. I said, all that 0:23:15.200 --> 0:23:16.480