Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaizer Podcast. Glaser.
Speaker 2: Here's Nicky here. I am welcome to the show. It's
Speaker 2: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Third episode of the week. Aren't you
Speaker 2: guys lucky? Aren't we lucky? We get to do three
Speaker 2: we get to do We don't have to do anything.
Speaker 2: That's what you change it to. When you say have to,
Speaker 2: you say get to yes, to make your life seem
Speaker 2: like it's you're you're being rewarded. Yeah, and I actually a.
Speaker 3: Recording a podcast. I mean that's more. That's easily a
Speaker 3: get to.
Speaker 2: That is a get to. Sometimes it's a half to.
Speaker 3: Imagine you have to go to the plant and like work.
Speaker 2: The Absolutely, we are so blessed. No, I mean, okay,
Speaker 2: let me just at the table. Brian Frangie is here.
Speaker 2: Sean O'Connor is here. He was on yesterday, you remember.
Speaker 2: And joining us now is Lizzie Cooperman. She's been on
Speaker 2: the show before. Maybe I'm not on this podcast.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You've been on you up a million times. Yeah, from
Speaker 2: the old days of the series show and one of
Speaker 2: my best friends. We've known each other since two thousand
Speaker 2: and six. First day I moved to la Maybe not
Speaker 2: the first day, but the first time I ever like
Speaker 2: went to an open mic at the comedy store. I
Speaker 2: ran into Lizzie Cooper. She was just another girl on
Speaker 2: the patio. We had just signed up and put our
Speaker 2: names in for pot Luck.
Speaker 4: Just another girl on the patio.
Speaker 2: I love that novel. And so you were we were
Speaker 2: both smokers at the time, and you were smoking and
Speaker 2: I was I didn't have a lighter, because of course
Speaker 2: I didn't, and I I've told the story a million times,
Speaker 2: but it's just a perfect, uh explanation of how we met.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, hey, I looked at you
Speaker 2: and I was like, hey, do you have a lighter?
Speaker 2: And you were like yeah one second, and you were
Speaker 2: looking through your bag. And then I kind of wanted
Speaker 2: to help you in a way, I guess, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I think it might be in that pocket
Speaker 2: or something, and she just like grasped her purse to her.
Speaker 2: I was like, honestly, I would rather you look at
Speaker 2: my vagina and two thousand and six. And that was
Speaker 2: a crazy thing to say to a stranger. I mean,
Speaker 2: I think now we kind of talk that way, but
Speaker 2: for me, it was like, oh my god, this woman
Speaker 2: just like spoke to me like, I like, she's my
Speaker 2: best friend already, and I was just you just have
Speaker 2: those click moments where you're like, I need you in
Speaker 2: my life line. And then you were friends with Pete Lee, right,
Speaker 2: who was my who I hated at the time because
Speaker 2: he broke my heart. And I told you remember, you
Speaker 2: were like, so you know Pete and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's out on my phone and.
Speaker 4: Out of my life on my phone.
Speaker 2: My phone, and we have been friends. And it's great
Speaker 2: to have you here.
Speaker 4: I got and my bag is the same. It's still messy,
Speaker 4: lots of quarters with gum stucks.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 6: This actually seems like the like the fourth scene in
Speaker 6: a lesbian rom.
Speaker 2: Cos it's true like our even yesterday, I got your
Speaker 2: car and you're like, I'm so sorry it's a mess.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm so glad your car is. I would
Speaker 2: I wasn't even a mess, Like I would never even
Speaker 2: have noticed because that's how I am. And like I
Speaker 2: love when I get in people's cars who I respect,
Speaker 2: or see their purses and I see that it's as
Speaker 2: disorganized as mine is because it makes me feel like
Speaker 2: you're someone I want to be. So I was like
Speaker 2: happy I'm always happy when your car is messy. That's
Speaker 2: so nice. And if my car's not messy, I'm living
Speaker 2: a lie. Like at something things aren't going well for me.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm not being myself, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're trying to show somebody else that you are clear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 3: And the first season of The Bear, when it was
Speaker 3: a comedy still, there was this great line in like
Speaker 3: the second episode when Richie has the new girl in
Speaker 3: the car with him and he goes, these rb cups
Speaker 3: are from different visits.
Speaker 2: That's really funny.
Speaker 5: That's one of the best lines from the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really cute. Yeah, I'm I'm. I was even
Speaker 2: looking around our hotel room today and I'm just like,
Speaker 2: this is a night and I was just looking around
Speaker 2: every little thing, and I go, let me just find
Speaker 2: where Chris's things are in that And to find one
Speaker 2: of Chris's things would have been where's waldo with it?
Speaker 2: Like it's one thing out of hundreds of little things
Speaker 2: scattered about around, one is Chris's. The rest are tucked
Speaker 2: away in a ziploc bag, inside a container, inside of
Speaker 2: a suitcase.
Speaker 4: Do you remember when I was like, I want to
Speaker 4: invent something called garbage that was like a garbage can
Speaker 4: that you would put you would hook it onto the
Speaker 4: back of like that exists. So I've learned over time.
Speaker 6: Branding alone means that you could take this to market.
Speaker 4: I totally still want to. I feel passionately about that.
Speaker 2: You could, like, here's the thing, we would you use it?
Speaker 2: Because you could just use a paper bag that you've
Speaker 2: gotten some stuff like we could you could do you.
Speaker 1: Want to keep?
Speaker 5: Do you want to do?
Speaker 3: You want to encourage you and your passengers to add
Speaker 3: extra garbage to your car, like having a garbage can bag.
Speaker 3: We'll just let it pile up and then you'll have more.
Speaker 6: But I think you can get a licensing agreement with
Speaker 6: like Lyft and uber and every single.
Speaker 2: Like get it in a smart garbage cans that just
Speaker 2: go around and travel on wheels, like yeah, those way
Speaker 2: mos if you don't know, they're like little robots that
Speaker 2: deliver food and they're all over l A. The first
Speaker 2: time you see what, you're like, I'm living in the future.
Speaker 2: This is insane that this exists, and now they're just ubiquitous.
Speaker 6: They're everywhere, dirty.
Speaker 2: All have a name. Like one time I saw one
Speaker 2: that was.
Speaker 6: Like Colleen, and I don't know, it's not Yeah, like
Speaker 6: you are not a fucking Evan.
Speaker 1: I've met a million ovens.
Speaker 2: It is weird.
Speaker 3: You know that new movie that's coming out, The Kind
Speaker 3: Robot or whatever it's called The Wild Robots, is I am?
Speaker 3: That is propaganda for AI. It's it's introducing the concept
Speaker 3: that robots have feelings to children, and I think it
Speaker 3: should be banned.
Speaker 2: In the Oh my god, I just read about something
Speaker 2: that is propaganda. Oh, oh my god. The new Fox
Speaker 2: cartoon that we were talking about. People are saying that
Speaker 2: it is actual propaganda about universal healthcare and now it's
Speaker 2: not going to work because it's called like well.
Speaker 6: Universal income, Yeah, about automation and automation replacing like the
Speaker 6: common man, and then they get three thousand dollars a
Speaker 6: month to do whatever they want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's propaganda, though, like it because it's it's
Speaker 2: not good apparently, and it's like it's was conceived of
Speaker 2: by evil people to like you.
Speaker 5: Think that the mind greenlit this show because.
Speaker 2: It was going to give not Fox, but people behind
Speaker 2: Fox in like I.
Speaker 3: Like the people who are there's some insidiousness, like shadow
Speaker 3: corporations run the world have greenlit this so that it
Speaker 3: can make the universal basic income look bad.
Speaker 4: Yes, well it was created by iin RAND.
Speaker 5: Well it's as funny as.
Speaker 2: Yeah that I read that last night. But that's so
Speaker 2: interesting that like that could be happening.
Speaker 5: Where well that would explain it.
Speaker 2: Well, I also read and just be on the lookout.
Speaker 2: There was this guy on not read, but watched a TikTok.
Speaker 2: This guy which could be a lie too, nothing is real,
Speaker 2: but he said that he paid one hundred and thirty
Speaker 2: dollars like pounds I guess UK to have an at
Speaker 2: You could buy an a. You can buy an article
Speaker 2: in a publication. So publications that are just like kind
Speaker 2: of you know these D lists maybe e F list publications,
Speaker 2: you can buy an article, have a I write the
Speaker 2: whole thing. So he bought this article that Pedro Pascal.
Speaker 2: He just was like making up a lie to see
Speaker 2: how far it would go. One article he bought Pedro Pascal.
Speaker 2: It was written by Ai. Pedro Pascal was going to
Speaker 2: star in the new Minecraft movie as one of the people.
Speaker 2: And this was like three years ago or something like that.
Speaker 2: And and he said that, oh, you know, Pedro Pascal
Speaker 2: has originally starred in like some movie that was script
Speaker 2: by and he wrote his name and he's just some
Speaker 2: guy and none of these nothing was like everything was
Speaker 2: a lie. There was no nothing to support any of
Speaker 2: this in any way anywhere online, and within days it
Speaker 2: was picked up by major publications. I mean it was
Speaker 2: like Variety.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 2: I was looking at all the ones and within days
Speaker 2: and it and it's not on im This was years ago,
Speaker 2: so it's probably been removed. But on IMDb they put
Speaker 2: it like you know, on the Minecraft cast speculated Pedro Pascal,
Speaker 2: all these articles about it and it was all a
Speaker 2: lie from.
Speaker 3: A guy and nothing you cross checked anymore. There's no
Speaker 3: journalism is dead.
Speaker 6: I think everything's dead. I think we're all just going
Speaker 6: to have to put a big smile on our face.
Speaker 2: When Trump last night, they go, did you say that
Speaker 2: you she wasn't black, and he goes, I don't know,
Speaker 2: and I go, look there's video.
Speaker 5: Yeah said it.
Speaker 2: We all saw you say it, and now you can
Speaker 2: just say I don't know that I said that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the thing that we all saw you said exactly well,
Speaker 3: the same thing as well. Fox News was saying last night,
Speaker 3: and they keep propagating this idea. That the good people
Speaker 3: on both sides in response to the Charlotte spelting is
Speaker 3: a hoax.
Speaker 1: Yes, because he's not saying just the Nazis.
Speaker 6: He's saying the other people who are marching with the
Speaker 6: Nazis who don't identify it.
Speaker 2: I have to say that I read a Sam Harris
Speaker 2: article about that quote of good people on both sides,
Speaker 2: and obviously I hate everything that comes out of the
Speaker 2: man's mouth, Donald Trump, but that was kind of taken.
Speaker 5: Out of context, taken out of context, was.
Speaker 2: Taken out of context, and Sam Harris has no like
Speaker 2: he doesn't want to prove Donald Trump right or anything.
Speaker 2: But he didn't mean there's it's.
Speaker 5: You know it but just it is a hoax. It
Speaker 5: was not, but he it's I had a hunch that
Speaker 5: Fox News is right.
Speaker 1: It's bending, it's bending the context a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, he.
Speaker 2: Said so many awful things. I'm sure he would have
Speaker 2: meant yeah, I mean, it's but I you know, we
Speaker 2: have to if we want them to be fair, which
Speaker 2: they're never going to be, we have to be fair
Speaker 2: and say, okay, well that one was alone.
Speaker 6: I know it's so unfair that they get to be
Speaker 6: unfair I'm just gonna be I'm like every Republicans of pedophile.
Speaker 1: You get, you have to prove it to me.
Speaker 2: It is interesting because for a while it was like
Speaker 2: they go low, we go high. And then the weird
Speaker 2: stuff started happening, and we're like, oh, if they start
Speaker 2: we started calling them weird. It's like, if they go low,
Speaker 2: we're going to go low too and call the mart
Speaker 2: And it was like working to go low with them.
Speaker 2: So maybe you're right. The debates were last night. This
Speaker 2: is going to air, you know, days after, so what
Speaker 2: we have to say is probably going to be redundant.
Speaker 2: But I, like I Chris was at work, it was
Speaker 2: about to start. I had a Pilates class booked, but
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to cancel it because I
Speaker 2: need to watch this. But then I was having so
Speaker 2: much anxiety of watching it alone, and I was so
Speaker 2: nervous for Kamala that I just I just rushed and
Speaker 2: was like, I mean, I gotta do a class because
Speaker 2: I can't be doing and so the whole class, I
Speaker 2: was just like I I did the OCD thing of
Speaker 2: like if you aren't if you don't nail everything in
Speaker 2: this class, Kamala won't do a good job.
Speaker 1: That is so easy.
Speaker 2: I did a similar wing.
Speaker 4: I was like, whoever is speaking when I skip ahead
Speaker 4: and press play is going to be the next president?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, I do those all the time. And so
Speaker 2: this whole class I was busting my fucking ass. And
Speaker 2: then there were little parts that were hard and I
Speaker 2: was like, she can waiver a little bit, like.
Speaker 1: Was going to match her.
Speaker 2: So I was like, she can have moments like you.
Speaker 3: Mean pas, Well, she did waiver at the very first questions. Okay,
Speaker 3: the very first question she was a little nervous. Clearly.
Speaker 1: My wife was like, oh you're like Kamala, you get
Speaker 1: dry out.
Speaker 2: My god, that she gets so she had a little
Speaker 2: dry mouth. I didn't watch the beginning.
Speaker 1: Till she was very nervous at the beginning.
Speaker 3: She won over the dry mouth contingent of voters in
Speaker 3: America by relating to them.
Speaker 1: That was That was the point. Yeah, I was split
Speaker 1: at the beginning.
Speaker 3: Stars are just like their voices are usually silence because
Speaker 3: their mouths are so dry.
Speaker 2: Well, I was in this class and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, all these girls in this class are
Speaker 2: also so anxious about the selection. But they weren't. They
Speaker 2: just as I was looking around, like, is anyone else
Speaker 2: like teeth chattering like on edge and they were all.
Speaker 3: Just like Zen and the blissful ignorance of being a
Speaker 3: liberal California plates.
Speaker 6: Yeah, person, Yeah, they're just more worried that like Jade
Speaker 6: and Smith has a respond to their ds.
Speaker 2: Chattering perfect instead of God, he will write back.
Speaker 4: Then he's the clear winner. Did you think somebody won?
Speaker 4: Did you think there was a clear winner?
Speaker 2: After watching it after Taylor swifts endorsement.
Speaker 4: I did okay.
Speaker 3: According to Flashpoles, Kamala Harris was the clear winner.
Speaker 2: I didn't watch enough of it to say it was
Speaker 2: a kind.
Speaker 6: Of a decimation, like he did a really bad job
Speaker 6: and like, listen, yeah, I'm a white liberal.
Speaker 2: To who though? To us of course, But I was
Speaker 2: asking Chris, I go, how is he doing? He goes,
Speaker 2: He's not doing well? Like he goes, he's floundering and
Speaker 2: he's kind of like flustered. And I go, but to
Speaker 2: people he likes, is are they gonna be like, what's
Speaker 2: going on with this guy?
Speaker 6: I never reveal how much of a like a petty
Speaker 6: bitch I am, so immediately after the debate, I went
Speaker 6: on to conservative Reddit and I was just reading there.
Speaker 1: Like live, Oh that's fine. Yeah, I see what they're saying.
Speaker 6: And everyone kind of agrees on that that ABC was
Speaker 6: very unfair to him. He did a bad job, but
Speaker 6: his final answer was good because no one fact checked it. No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's not a good sign when like you're
Speaker 3: complaining about the refs, you know, at the end of
Speaker 3: the game, and that's pretty much what's happening. It's pretty
Speaker 3: clear that Kamala performed above expectations, which is really what
Speaker 3: she needed to do because she people didn't expect her
Speaker 3: to do well at all. People didn't expect her to
Speaker 3: see presidential at all. People had no idea.
Speaker 5: I think they didn't expect that.
Speaker 2: I thought it was Everyone was like, well, I couldn't
Speaker 2: go to Chris for what he's reading because he's very
Speaker 2: plugged in, and I go, what are people saying? And
Speaker 2: he's like, She's like, this is what she does as
Speaker 2: a prosecuting Like you did not feel it didn't feel like.
Speaker 4: She hit home the fact that the Supreme Court ruled
Speaker 4: that if he's voted in, he basically is he can't
Speaker 4: get in trouble for any misconduct or write anything like that.
Speaker 4: I feel like she she could have hit home more
Speaker 4: out for people. You are heading into a dictatorship?
Speaker 2: Do you understand what that is saling? Like, just spell
Speaker 2: it out for everyone who might not be listening, just
Speaker 2: like like she did. You said at the vice presidential
Speaker 2: debate where she said, if you believe in pro choice,
Speaker 2: you believe in you, He's coming for you. Just a
Speaker 2: fucking down.
Speaker 5: I don't think that's going to go.
Speaker 3: I don't think describing him as a dictator is going
Speaker 3: to influence anybody that hasn't already made up their mind.
Speaker 4: And then she should have said, and if you vote
Speaker 4: for me, you get a free spicy chicken sand what.
Speaker 5: Wrap these two throws?
Speaker 2: That reminds me of Lizzie's joke from ages ago where
Speaker 2: you were saying that you feel and I think about
Speaker 2: it all the time. That's the mark of such a
Speaker 2: good joke, where you old people, old people ordering.
Speaker 4: Oh I hate having to hear old people order things
Speaker 4: like hull of panal poppers. I just want them to
Speaker 4: be like, I'll have a strawberry milkshake, not like a
Speaker 4: triple berry blast like.
Speaker 2: Bad. It was the same way I thought about Dick
Speaker 2: Van Dyke being at the Creative arts always, the whole
Speaker 2: ceremony and not winning. I was like, he can't just
Speaker 2: sit here like he's on borrowed time, aren't we all?
Speaker 2: But like we can't waste these people's time. Yes, it's disrespectful.
Speaker 1: It is disrespectful. He's a legend.
Speaker 6: And to make him put on like a tuxedo and
Speaker 6: get in a car and go downtown hasn't been Oh
Speaker 6: he's shocked.
Speaker 4: So funny all this burt people dressed as superheroes.
Speaker 2: But we'll get off the We'll get off the debates
Speaker 2: because I know that so many people aren't interested, but
Speaker 2: you shouldn't.
Speaker 7: I just wanted to say something quick. There was a
Speaker 7: very nice moment. It's nine to eleven today. Oh you
Speaker 7: know this comes out after nine to eleven. There was
Speaker 7: a nice moment where Donald Trump, Kamala Harris, and Biden
Speaker 7: all kind of had this like I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, sweet, oh my god.
Speaker 4: And it's like Mike Bloomberg too, he is.
Speaker 1: So horny for Kamala.
Speaker 6: I do think I think he couldn't even look at
Speaker 6: her because I think, like, I think he just likes.
Speaker 2: It was Jimmy Carter there. He might be the first
Speaker 2: president to ever reach one hundred. Isn't that kind of fun.
Speaker 5: He probably wasn't there. I think he's pretty sickly.
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 2: I think someone he was dominated against me special pre recorded.
Speaker 4: I think at this point someone has to reach a
Speaker 4: hundred for him, so funny.
Speaker 3: I think he did say in the news that he
Speaker 3: trying to stay alive just so he can vote in
Speaker 3: the Yeah, oh my god, in the next election.
Speaker 5: So he's not feeling so good.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you can't be.
Speaker 2: Feeling good at approaching one hundred. I just I can't
Speaker 2: imagine what the bones.
Speaker 1: In the hospice for like eight months. Yeah, I thought
Speaker 1: that was like.
Speaker 4: A one week Oh my god, Halloween costume Jimmy Carter
Speaker 4: would be good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know how good is the
Speaker 2: cons Halloween is when people can really get canceled. It's
Speaker 2: like it's really dicey. Well, I wanted to talk about
Speaker 2: real quick. I mean, Taylor swifts endorsement coming through was
Speaker 2: it was just so I mean I started, I found
Speaker 2: out from Robbie Prau at Netflix. He wrote me and
Speaker 2: he's always writing me like snarky little things. Uh, just
Speaker 2: and he just wrote me, n yeah, like that kind
Speaker 2: of thing. But he wrote me last night as I
Speaker 2: was walking to the comedy store to do my said
Speaker 2: and I was kind of just like, I don't know
Speaker 2: how to feel about this debate and I'm just like,
Speaker 2: I don't even and he just goes, uh, fine, she
Speaker 2: crushed her endorsement. I'm a Swifty now and that's that's.
Speaker 2: I go, oh my god, it happened.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: This is how I'm finding out. He goes, I want
Speaker 2: this role in your life. He's the man who liked
Speaker 2: Green Lights.
Speaker 1: Specials at that.
Speaker 2: Now his role is just Swift news, which is so funny.
Speaker 2: But shout out Robbie Prauh, thank you for that. And
Speaker 2: it was so exciting because I'm walking like right by
Speaker 2: the comedy store. I'm walking in and I read I
Speaker 2: like kind of just graze over her endorsement. I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's everything I wanted to be, like, She's it just
Speaker 2: And it was so weird because the night before I
Speaker 2: had been on Reddit and like all the Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: subreddits and I follow a bunch of them, are all like,
Speaker 2: if she doesn't do it soon, like we might fucking
Speaker 2: walk away from this girl, like and I wasn't there yet,
Speaker 2: but it was like reaching that point of like what's
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 6: Yeah, the us open with her and Brittany, I think
Speaker 6: was like you saw like a little bit of a turn.
Speaker 6: There's like the picture like which, by the way, like
Speaker 6: I just think she was having a fun time with
Speaker 6: her boyfriend and then like she saw somebody she knew
Speaker 6: after having two joints and she escaped them a hugs, yes,
Speaker 6: and then like snap, snapstap stamp.
Speaker 2: That is, after a couple drinks. I would hug Saddam Hussein, I.
Speaker 1: Wish, he said and almost French though, I mean.
Speaker 2: Our girl was having some fun at the I don't
Speaker 2: began her hugging a girl like I will hug people
Speaker 2: that I'm friends with, people who are going to vote
Speaker 2: for Trump. Am I like crazy about it? No, but
Speaker 2: like it's the way it is, And I think that
Speaker 2: was that was a big moment. Yeah, everyone was like
Speaker 2: she's friends with this girl who liked a post by Trump,
Speaker 2: which I think both parties were drunk when each thing happened.
Speaker 4: I wish Taylor's post had been like it is with
Speaker 4: bleary eyes an anauseous stomach that I endorsed. Yeah, like
Speaker 4: I fully hungover.
Speaker 2: That's so funny because she made an appearance later that
Speaker 2: night after the US Open where she was clearly like
Speaker 2: drunk and in a way that I completely I'm all for.
Speaker 3: But do you have a response to this. I saw
Speaker 3: there's a couple of people that follow on Instagram who
Speaker 3: are Swifties or at least swift fans, and they posted
Speaker 3: in anger that she made that endorsement and said like,
Speaker 3: I love you Swift, but please take this post down.
Speaker 1: Why.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I want to know what you think
Speaker 5: about that.
Speaker 2: I think that's ridiculous. We have someone who I just
Speaker 2: am so grateful that there's someone who that is not
Speaker 2: connected to politics really at all, aside from the fact
Speaker 2: that she has so much power that made the state
Speaker 2: like she might have saved our democracy, like this pop
Speaker 2: star might have saved our democracy, the one pop star
Speaker 2: I've devoted my life to. I feel very vindicated today,
Speaker 2: to be honest with you, that I wake up to
Speaker 2: text from my dad being like, I have hope again,
Speaker 2: to like everyone online that I've never seen post about
Speaker 2: Taylor being like thank you Taylor, Like all these really
Speaker 2: cynical liberal people that like have always rolled their eyes
Speaker 2: about Taylor swift or like, thank you Taylor, because that's
Speaker 2: how meaningful it is. And it's like and and thank
Speaker 2: god she did, and thank god she's not you know,
Speaker 2: because the night before I was reading stuff that was
Speaker 2: like she's a billionaire, you guys, of course she's going
Speaker 2: to vote for Trump, like they all want to protect
Speaker 2: their money and that's the most the thing important to them.
Speaker 2: And I was just like, not her, and it just
Speaker 2: felt so good.
Speaker 5: And then I got to announce.
Speaker 2: We don't know, but like obviously she's told us she's
Speaker 2: not going to. But I loved how she signed it off,
Speaker 2: you know, Childless cat Lady, which is so funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 6: It was a great endorsement, and I like, not a
Speaker 6: swift ye. I was like soaring after reading it. I
Speaker 6: shared it.
Speaker 2: I cried, I want to I saw you share it.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'm like this this is huge.
Speaker 1: This is kind of like, you know, as close as
Speaker 1: we have to God coming down.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding you. It really felt like it. And
Speaker 2: it was great because I walked into the green room
Speaker 2: backstage and you know, the guy Aaron, he's a comic
Speaker 2: from no He's from Austin and he has cerebral palsy,
Speaker 2: so he does. He's nonverbal, but he has a little
Speaker 2: boombox on his pants and then he types something and
Speaker 2: then it talks through the boombox. He's a comedian. He's
Speaker 2: been on kill Tony. Anyway, He's like in town. It's
Speaker 2: really funny and really nice. But I walked in. He
Speaker 2: was like, how are you? And I was like, I
Speaker 2: was like, Taylor Swit just in dorse kmmla. He was like,
Speaker 2: I don't follow things, and I was like, you should.
Speaker 2: He's made fun of you before. He's got a great
Speaker 2: sense of humer though. But anyway, I was just like
Speaker 2: in the best mood backstage and then things got annoying
Speaker 2: fast backstage and I'm not going to get into it,
Speaker 2: but I will off air. But then I go on
Speaker 2: stage and it was so fun because I got to
Speaker 2: tell a room of people that didn't know, like I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm in the best mood, Taylor just indorse kamla,
Speaker 2: and they like fucking exploded. I got to like announce
Speaker 2: it people. People are excited because it does feel like
Speaker 2: it was like it's gonna move, like she won the
Speaker 2: debate after and the timing of it was perfect. And
Speaker 2: then Kamala gave a speech after the debate and she
Speaker 2: walked off to the man by Taylor Swift. So I'm
Speaker 2: guessing I can't imagine this wasn't planned with their coordinator.
Speaker 6: Like I'm not I'm not endorsing this about America, but
Speaker 6: there's only two people with more power than the president
Speaker 6: and this, Taylor Swift and Beyonce and man.
Speaker 5: No, maybe Joe Rogan.
Speaker 3: If Joe Rogan came out and endorsed Kamala, that would
Speaker 3: be game over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, we got to go to break break and we'll
Speaker 2: be back with more after this.
Speaker 1: I have a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so before I forget, So, there is a bestie
Speaker 3: who reached out to me who wanted to shout out.
Speaker 3: And this bestie has a fiance who's your biggest fan,
Speaker 3: who was diagnosed with thyroid cancer last month, and she's
Speaker 3: going in for surgery in October and that you checked
Speaker 3: your watch. Okay, she's going into surgery and octo.
Speaker 2: Wait, so he wrote you his fiance a woman has
Speaker 2: thyroid cancer going in for surgery and we're.
Speaker 3: Hopeful for a full recovery, and we want to know
Speaker 3: if you give a shout out to his fiance. What's
Speaker 3: her name, Anissa Melee, Anissa Mayor a really flowy name.
Speaker 3: It really flows off the top, Anissa Melee.
Speaker 1: So easy to memorize Melee.
Speaker 3: So that shout out to Anissa Melee. And we're thinking
Speaker 3: about you and hopefully you have a full recovery. And yeah,
Speaker 3: you kick thyroid cancer out of your body permanently.
Speaker 2: My god, I'm so sorry you're going through that, both
Speaker 2: of you. I'm so sorry, and I hope that you
Speaker 2: have positive thoughts. And the thing about manifestation, were we
Speaker 2: talking about this that yeah, it's like yesterday because I
Speaker 2: want all I want to tell people with cancer, because
Speaker 2: I think if I got cancer, the first thing I
Speaker 2: would do was just start telling myself like it's gone.
Speaker 2: Thanks for showing up, but you're gone now. Like I
Speaker 2: would start talking to it and trying to like manifest
Speaker 2: it away easy for me to say, of course, right.
Speaker 2: I would also do all of the you know, western
Speaker 2: science things that I needed to do, but I will
Speaker 2: not steve jobs this. But I would also add in
Speaker 2: that kind of positive attitude because I really do believe
Speaker 2: that stuff works and obviously leads to an Emmy nomination
Speaker 2: as people have seen on the podcast, I manifested that
Speaker 2: there is no talk of me winning an Emmy back
Speaker 2: when my special came out, or being nominated for an Emmy.
Speaker 2: And I feel like it did happen because.
Speaker 5: I was just like, I mean, I was talking about
Speaker 5: taking away from you.
Speaker 2: It happened because it was Miammy. I already said I
Speaker 2: won one months ago and it didn't happen, so they
Speaker 2: took it. But anyway, we were saying, though, Lizzie and
Speaker 2: I were talking about so Anissa, like, yeah, have all
Speaker 2: the positive thoughts, like picture yourself recovering. Picture what it
Speaker 2: looks like after you recover. Picture leaving the hospital, ringing
Speaker 2: that fucking bell or whatever you do when you recover.
Speaker 2: Picture all of the text coming in. Picture the post
Speaker 2: you're gonna make when you're like I'm out, Like picture
Speaker 2: all of the things, Like try to feel it through
Speaker 2: your body of like what it feels like to be
Speaker 2: triumph over cancer or whatever it looks like for you,
Speaker 2: Like try to feel it. But at the same time,
Speaker 2: if you can't do that, that's okay too. Because Lizzie
Speaker 2: and I were talking and what were you saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, I feel like when people got sick. They're like, well,
Speaker 4: you must have been critical of yourself. Like there's this
Speaker 4: whole kind of school of spirituality and these gurus who
Speaker 4: think that you bring this stuff on yourself.
Speaker 2: It's not true or like or that a lack of
Speaker 2: doing positive thinking leads to it. So maybe not that
Speaker 2: you were being Yeah, negativity brings on negative things. If
Speaker 2: you scream at some water and then you say nice
Speaker 2: things to another glass of water, the glass of water
Speaker 2: you said nice things too, has likeapier molecules. But and yes,
Speaker 2: there's truth to that. But if you can't do it
Speaker 2: and you and something gets worse in your life, like
Speaker 2: it's not your faults, Like there's no free will. It
Speaker 2: was always meant to be that way. If you could,
Speaker 2: you would. I would recommend reading Sam Harris No Free
Speaker 2: Will if that's something that interests you. But I would
Speaker 2: also just be nice to yourself.
Speaker 3: I went up every morning and I scream at my water,
Speaker 3: and it's been not it's not been going well so far.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just want to talk about that for
Speaker 1: a second. Do people say like hello.
Speaker 2: Water, Yeah, No, I think that they do experiments where
Speaker 2: they're like, water, oh you look so great today. I
Speaker 2: love you water, I love you like and then they
Speaker 2: were they did experience they screamed in another water and
Speaker 2: then it had like worse alkaline.
Speaker 6: So it's like the ooze from Ghostbusters too. That's under
Speaker 6: New York and bad thoughts.
Speaker 4: Yes, the molecules restructure and become more symmetrical, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because of the podcast.
Speaker 4: Well there's a movie about it. What the bleep do
Speaker 4: we know?
Speaker 2: Or like, oh yeah, no, that was actually that wasn't
Speaker 2: that we know was actually referenced in a cult in
Speaker 2: the Xium cult, the guy that.
Speaker 4: Made out your mouth.
Speaker 3: But it is amazing how well Anissa surgery went, and
Speaker 3: how all the cancer was her body that we just got.
Speaker 5: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: And then she and then and then her husband fiance
Speaker 3: messaged me and said that it's all gone and she's
Speaker 3: cured and.
Speaker 2: It never came back.
Speaker 5: It never came back.
Speaker 2: Its crazy.
Speaker 5: It still cancer free.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 5: That's pretty cool, cool, pretty cool story.
Speaker 2: So just talk like that. And and that's like I've
Speaker 2: been I've been waking up in the morning and when
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I just like try it. Maybe it
Speaker 2: lasts I'm not even joking. Sometimes it lasts for one
Speaker 2: point five seconds. But I'm just like, oh, Nikki, good
Speaker 2: good job today. You can get through like I just
Speaker 2: say something nice to myself and don't I don't always
Speaker 2: remember too, but it like really does help to be nice.
Speaker 4: You're thinking so much about what I've learned in Kabala
Speaker 4: levels one through five.
Speaker 2: Biggest take.
Speaker 4: Into it, Well, they talk about how they talk about
Speaker 4: reactivity and basically that no matter what happens, and this
Speaker 4: is obviously a particularly challenging situation to be in, but
Speaker 4: that you pause and say, what a pleasure or oh yeah,
Speaker 4: what a pleasure? Like what a pleasure? That I need
Speaker 4: to know this or to have this information, and that
Speaker 4: experiences like this are meant to reveal light. So you
Speaker 4: need to basically expand kind of revealed to receive more light, Okay,
Speaker 4: And the way that you do that is by kind
Speaker 4: of the key is to pause before you become reactive
Speaker 4: and be like, my life is over this and and
Speaker 4: obviously it's okay to have those moments and to go
Speaker 4: you have to go through something, obviously, but that there's
Speaker 4: light to be revealed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that everything Like that. Chris and I got some
Speaker 2: not bad news, but like we wanted one thing to
Speaker 2: go one way and it didn't, and I was like,
Speaker 2: it's honestly, I bet we're gonna say like, thank god,
Speaker 2: this happened this way. And then there's something that actually
Speaker 2: we got good news about that was a result of
Speaker 2: us getting bad news a couple of weeks ago that
Speaker 2: I'm so glad happened. And I said it at that
Speaker 2: time too. I was like, I promise you this will
Speaker 2: lead to something good. And we just got good news
Speaker 2: based on that bad thing happening. So it does it
Speaker 2: does do that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I gotta get off antidepressants because I'm
Speaker 1: feeling no. Are you on the No? I am on Symbalta.
Speaker 2: Wait, tell me what it does for you, because I
Speaker 2: haven't been on I've only done prozac like probably ten
Speaker 2: years ago and maybe something else. I've never really been
Speaker 2: on antipressants.
Speaker 6: Every day I take it, and then whatever happens around me,
Speaker 6: I'm just okay with Yeah, you see.
Speaker 2: It really okay compared to a shan I.
Speaker 1: Knew, like I just just be panicking and like I
Speaker 1: forgot how to swallow.
Speaker 6: I had so much anxiety right and then now on antidepressant,
Speaker 6: like my mom will call me and be like your
Speaker 6: childhood best friend just died and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Hey, okay, wait, is that good or bad?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I was it would be okay if he was.
Speaker 2: Still it's good or bad to have that reaction. I mean,
Speaker 2: I think it's just the acceptance.
Speaker 5: You think the alternative may be worse.
Speaker 6: I think you're supposed to feel yes, feal stuff and like,
Speaker 6: because like my wife feels everything and then she's like,
Speaker 6: what do you feel like right now?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, Like I want to watch
Speaker 1: Malcolm in the Middle.
Speaker 3: But the alternative is just feeling constant anxiety. It might
Speaker 3: be worse, Yes, it might be worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to pick.
Speaker 3: I took Symbalta for about a year and then the
Speaker 3: same thing happened to me because my stepdad died and
Speaker 3: I remember not feeling sad and I was like, this
Speaker 3: is not good, and I got off of the Symbalta.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I have noticed that I just do not cry like
Speaker 6: that is completely used to cry. I used to cry
Speaker 6: so oh my god. When I lived in New York.
Speaker 6: I would cry while running errand just because I didn't
Speaker 6: have time outside.
Speaker 2: Of my cry right, yeah, okay, oh yeah, New York,
Speaker 2: you just gotta cry.
Speaker 1: At the store. Yeah, I mean like everybody yea, because there's.
Speaker 2: Nowhere to go, right, that's interesting. I don't cry a lot,
Speaker 2: but I'm I I don't like that feeling that I
Speaker 2: have felt before of just like indifference to everything, because
Speaker 2: it is nice to feel things, but at the same time,
Speaker 2: it's there's something appealing about it because I do I do.
Speaker 2: The only thing I would worry about is that it
Speaker 2: would like curb my drive in some way. But it
Speaker 2: doesn't seem to have done that for you because you're
Speaker 2: one of my writers, and like anytime I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: can I get a thing for this, it's like thousands
Speaker 2: of jokes right away, Like you don't you still seem
Speaker 2: to have the anxiety of like I need.
Speaker 1: To do a good job. Yes, that's still there.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. Well that's good you didn't lose that because
Speaker 2: you could also have an indifference to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's just dulled everything else.
Speaker 6: It's just like like one like when you were doing
Speaker 6: the shout out, I didn't know who were on there,
Speaker 6: and that's why I said it was hard to pronounce.
Speaker 1: So yeah, like I excited about that, freaking out about that,
Speaker 1: but I'm.
Speaker 2: Also as sincere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you were being I am I am
Speaker 1: I think sincere.
Speaker 2: No, you can say. I often say like jokes in
Speaker 2: moments where it's like supposed to be a touching thing,
Speaker 2: just to like see it's almost like a little like
Speaker 2: a little like shoplifting again, like can I get away
Speaker 2: with it? And if I do, man, it's gonna be
Speaker 2: great to give my mom the shirt I stole. It
Speaker 2: will be fun, like I will benefit not just my ego.
Speaker 2: But yesterday I tried some joke that, oh, the guy
Speaker 2: with the speaker on his leg right, and he's great,
Speaker 2: and I know he has a great sense of humor
Speaker 2: about being a non verbal person with cerebral palsy, and
Speaker 2: and we just connected right away, like I just knew
Speaker 2: we got each other. And I I fucked up with
Speaker 2: this bluetooth.
Speaker 1: We're on the same.
Speaker 2: Bluetooth, but I do have the same speaker. I was like,
Speaker 2: how often does it dive for you? And he was
Speaker 2: like never, And I go, well, that's not possible.
Speaker 1: Never.
Speaker 2: But anyway, he was saying, oh, we were talking. Someone
Speaker 2: was backstage being like, I can't. I was trying to
Speaker 2: memorize my jokes. Someone's trying to talk to me, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I really I would love to hear
Speaker 2: that lie, but I can't because I have to. I
Speaker 2: have to, like, I have to look at my notes.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm about to stay on stage.
Speaker 2: There's a famous person here to see me.
Speaker 5: And then uh so they came.
Speaker 4: They did, Oh my god, we're friends.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so I'm like, I I can't. I'm I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: And then I see him typing, which is always great
Speaker 2: because the way you talk to he's gonna about to
Speaker 2: be in Ander Santina's podcast. I'm sorry, I don't remember
Speaker 2: your last name, Aaron. It's a h R E N.
Speaker 2: But you can find him on kill Tony and then
Speaker 2: look him up. But he's and he's only comic kill
Speaker 2: No that doesn't talk. Okay, So anyway, he thank you
Speaker 2: Brian for looking up. So he's typing. Probably does he
Speaker 2: have a speaker on his hip and and a one
Speaker 2: arm that's kind of slinked up. He's a young kid. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's he's great. He's so funny. But he was like
Speaker 2: he was writing and his thing, and then his speaker
Speaker 2: was like, the great thing about me is that I
Speaker 2: don't have to memorize any jokes. And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh that is nice. I was like, he goes, I
Speaker 2: just you know, press it or whatever, and I go,
Speaker 2: you have it so easy. Oh my god. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of people in the room that don't know like
Speaker 2: our relationship. But I was just like, and he's not,
Speaker 2: like when he laughed, you can't hear it, so like
Speaker 2: he really couldn't go sign on it, even though I
Speaker 2: know he liked it. But I was just like, you
Speaker 2: have it so easy. God, I wish I were you.
Speaker 2: But then I was like, wait a second, So you
Speaker 2: have all your jokes programmed in your phone already and
Speaker 2: you just press play. I go, do you ever like
Speaker 2: pretend you're typing just to like give the illusion? And
Speaker 2: he was like sometimes, And I go, you should do
Speaker 2: it every time, because every comedian pretends they're coming up
Speaker 2: with stuff at the same time. You should do even
Speaker 2: though it's a more obvious paper alert, Like, yes, I
Speaker 2: was trying to come up the jokes because it's such
Speaker 2: a joke basket.
Speaker 4: Of there's something in there about ventriloquism. Also, like it
Speaker 4: would be amazing if he also.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's so funny, Like, oh.
Speaker 4: My God, let's get him on the horn.
Speaker 2: He was he was so interesting. Me and uh, Andrew
Speaker 2: and Carlisle were at the improv and you know, like
Speaker 2: at the improv, in the green room upstairs, there's like
Speaker 2: a wall that comes down you have to like duck
Speaker 2: under it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, super chamber.
Speaker 2: It's so insane. It must be some kind of like
Speaker 2: structural thing that they couldn't do. So anyway, there's two
Speaker 2: You go up the stairs of the for the green
Speaker 2: room at the improv, and there's one room and then
Speaker 2: there's another room that like is the one that you
Speaker 2: can get to the stage from. And to get to
Speaker 2: the other room, you have to duck under this wall
Speaker 2: and it's probably like a three foot clearing, but you
Speaker 2: have to duck under this three foot clearing and then
Speaker 2: suddenly you just emerge in this room where a bunch
Speaker 2: of people could be hanging out, and you your entry
Speaker 2: is just like awkward. Yeah, and it's whenever I do it,
Speaker 2: like you you kind of sometimes do it and then
Speaker 2: you're like you can't like back out like a door easily, right, but.
Speaker 4: First basically like crawling through a laundry shoot.
Speaker 2: It's I've never once entered that room and felt comfortable. Yeah,
Speaker 2: even if there are friends there, cause you're like, hey,
Speaker 2: so awkward. But we were all sitting there, met Andrew
Speaker 2: and Carlisle, and we just see this guy kind of
Speaker 2: like and he like moves slower because he has Cerera
Speaker 2: palsy and he kind of like ducks under and I
Speaker 2: can see his arm and I'm like, oh, this guy
Speaker 2: has something and I don't know what and he kind
Speaker 2: of ducks under and then he just is standing there.
Speaker 2: We can't see a speaker yet, so we're like kind
Speaker 2: of just like looking at this guy. He's just like
Speaker 2: looking at us and then like typing on his phone
Speaker 2: and we're just like waiting. It was so like awkward.
Speaker 2: It could have been so awkward, but it wasn't because
Speaker 2: he's used to having these moments and so I kind
Speaker 2: of was just feeling his energy like I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: like wait for and he was like, Hi, I'm Eric.
Speaker 2: Like it was just how are you guys tonight? And
Speaker 2: it was just so easy, but it was. And then
Speaker 2: we just started like ripping on things about like that
Speaker 2: he could do jokes on which I felt almost hacky
Speaker 2: doing because I'm like, have you thought about how like
Speaker 2: if you tell a girl like you can never get
Speaker 2: away with telling a girl like I didn't have my
Speaker 2: phone on me or like you know, I'm sorry I
Speaker 2: was away, but like she's like, well then how did
Speaker 2: you eat? Or whatever it is? But he was really
Speaker 2: nice and you should everyone should check him out and
Speaker 2: maybe have belisel h r s.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's belile. I don't know how to pronounce it.
Speaker 2: It's it's not clear, Okay, is this weird? We were
Speaker 2: talking for maybe two minutes and then maybe not even
Speaker 2: that long, and I just go, what do you what's
Speaker 2: going on with you? Like? What is what do you have?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: I just wanted to know why he couldn't talk, like
Speaker 2: and I could tell. Carlotte and Andrew were kind of
Speaker 2: like what, but like, I don't think that's a crazy question.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying like this is weird. I just want
Speaker 2: to know, like what do you have? And he said
Speaker 2: he said some joke. At first, I forget what it was,
Speaker 2: hungover something, you know, like I forget what it was
Speaker 2: and social anxiety or something.
Speaker 1: It was something like that.
Speaker 2: But then he was like cerebral palsy, and I go,
Speaker 2: way is I go?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Josh Blue other famous comedian with CP, and he said,
Speaker 2: well he can talk, and I was like, it's a
Speaker 2: really good point, and he's like butt, And then I
Speaker 2: was like, how long are you have you been nonverbal?
Speaker 2: I don't think that handicap people get asked those questions
Speaker 2: as much as you would think, except from kids who
Speaker 2: are like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
Speaker 2: And maybe I am being disrespect in that voice, but
Speaker 2: I just feel like sometimes it just like cuts the
Speaker 2: eye and you're just like, I just I wanted to know, like,
Speaker 2: what's the thing that you like?
Speaker 1: How rare?
Speaker 7: Is it like that?
Speaker 2: That's always interesting to me when someone has a really
Speaker 2: rare disease is not.
Speaker 5: Terminal, it's like a lifelong disease.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I think it probably shortens your lifespan. I
Speaker 2: can't believe it wouldn't, but it's I think. I was
Speaker 2: like Josh Blue was someone who he was the first
Speaker 2: person I've ever been around with CP, or maybe the
Speaker 2: first person I've been around. No, I was, I had,
Speaker 2: you know, uh, disabled or handicap? People with handicaps? What
Speaker 2: do we say? Don't know? We should know that, but
Speaker 2: people I don't know people I had special needs, special needs, special.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the word dwarf if people.
Speaker 2: In wheelchairs supposed to call little needs shorter. But I
Speaker 2: remember being like, at first, being feeling awkward around someone
Speaker 2: with that because I want to help out and I
Speaker 2: feel like they're struggling, and it's like you want to
Speaker 2: be patient, but you also don't want to help them,
Speaker 2: and you're like you're so aware of like you're projecting
Speaker 2: onto them, Like how would I feel if I was
Speaker 2: in this And that's what suck so much, and they're
Speaker 2: just so fucking used to it because it's all they know.
Speaker 1: It's their life.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like I always would feel like sad at first,
Speaker 6: and then I would be like, well, I'm just not
Speaker 6: going to even talk about it and I'm going to
Speaker 6: be like totally normal, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like and then that's not right either, because it's such
Speaker 2: a thing that they're dealing with that you have to
Speaker 2: like when I do a joke about like I remember
Speaker 2: pointing someone out in a wheelchair at a party and
Speaker 2: I was like, it's the guy in thee chair of
Speaker 2: my friend's like that's so don't do that, and it's like,
Speaker 2: well he knows, like that's why are we you broke
Speaker 2: your arm?
Speaker 3: And your arm was in a cast. How many times
Speaker 3: would you have to be asked what happened to your
Speaker 3: arm before you were annoyed by it?
Speaker 2: I think that I don't think I'd ever get annoyed,
Speaker 2: because I would project, I would understand that I would
Speaker 2: probably want to know too.
Speaker 5: And that it's like every time you walk into your room,
Speaker 5: it's like it back.
Speaker 2: I broke it, obviously, But if I have something that
Speaker 2: is like my arm is curled up and I'm walking
Speaker 2: with a limp and I can't talk, I would expect
Speaker 2: people to and they wouldn't because everyone feels like it's
Speaker 2: mean to ask if you have a disability or whatever,
Speaker 2: or if you're differently abled. But I would get a
Speaker 2: little annoyed with that, or if I was tall, I
Speaker 2: would get annoyed with people telling me, well, you're told
Speaker 2: you yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: What if it was a large scar on your face?
Speaker 2: That would be rude? Would I think to ask people
Speaker 2: unless you knew them really well, even though it shouldn't be.
Speaker 2: I don't think if I had a mark, if I
Speaker 2: had a large scar. Oh, this is actually a great point.
Speaker 2: I had to I cut my face. My my dentist
Speaker 2: cut my face accidentally, and I had to go to
Speaker 2: event an event that night, and I talked about this
Speaker 2: on the pod, But I had to wear a band
Speaker 2: aid on my face at this like event that was
Speaker 2: like a you know, abortion rights event that I was
Speaker 2: going to, and there are people there to take pictures
Speaker 2: with me, and I walk into it and I want
Speaker 2: to well, I was just saying that, So it's like
Speaker 2: it's about aesthetics. It wasn't about that. There was a
Speaker 2: stand up comedy to be like, and there was no
Speaker 2: chance for me to say, hey, I've got a band
Speaker 2: aid on my face, you know, which I would do
Speaker 2: if I was on stage. So what do you do,
Speaker 2: Like when there's something glaring that is like happening on you,
Speaker 2: on your person, maybe you're wearing something that's like not
Speaker 2: right for the event. I know, Lizzie, you would go, hey,
Speaker 2: I just want to say, I came from the gym.
Speaker 2: I didn't know I couldn't go home in time. That's
Speaker 2: why I'm wearing this.
Speaker 4: Like you and Jim, I would never sit.
Speaker 2: I kept being like, I've abandoned on my face. It's
Speaker 2: my dentist cut me, and I'm just like, we don't
Speaker 2: need to know that, and I'm like, but you do,
Speaker 2: because otherwise you'd whisper about it later.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like what she do?
Speaker 2: Like, I just feel like it needs to be I
Speaker 2: do think that it needs Like if I had a
Speaker 2: big scar, and by the way, I think I really
Speaker 2: like scars, so I wouldn't mind someone asking, but I
Speaker 2: would I would think that's maybe rude.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it is a little bit too much. Like if
Speaker 3: you washed your hands in the bathroom. Remember when we
Speaker 3: all used to back in two thousand and eight, go
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 5: Piss on my hands.
Speaker 2: I still do that.
Speaker 4: I still say yes, yes, sorry, I just washed my hands.
Speaker 4: That's why they're That's why they're what we.
Speaker 1: Don't need to know that.
Speaker 5: I think that's that's that to me is just don't
Speaker 5: shake hands then do a fist pump.
Speaker 2: No, okay, yeah sure, but if it's if someone goes
Speaker 2: in for a handshake doing the fist pun it just
Speaker 2: makes things so awkward. You're not Howie Mandel. Everyone doesn't
Speaker 2: know your little fucking like, just do the handshake and
Speaker 2: then if my hand's wet, I gotta say something. I
Speaker 2: can't have them thinking I have a wet hands.
Speaker 1: I was nervous to meet you.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say this isn't my urine on
Speaker 2: my hand. I didn't just piss all over you, and
Speaker 2: I can just say I just wash my hands. I
Speaker 2: don't think is I.
Speaker 4: Don't think anyone's over. I've never been excited to shake
Speaker 4: someone's hand.
Speaker 5: No, no elbow. I love when the elbow got introduced.
Speaker 2: No, I don't wait, I haven't really, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: mind it. I like I forget to wash my hands
Speaker 2: after meet and greet. It's like I don't have a
Speaker 2: germ thing though almost to it false.
Speaker 5: Nikki doesn't believes, doesn't believe in the power of dreams.
Speaker 2: I don't but petting a dog. If I even so
Speaker 2: much as touch a dog with a finger, I can
Speaker 2: feel it all day and I need to instantly go
Speaker 2: wash it before anything. I can feel the dander. I
Speaker 2: know that's different.
Speaker 1: I hate, I hate like I love my dog, but
Speaker 1: like I also hate when he gets near me. I
Speaker 1: don't think they are playing. At most, they're disgusting.
Speaker 2: I mean, we gotta go to break. We'll be back
Speaker 2: with more for the handshake thing. I've Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: mind it, and I gotta be more mindful of that.
Speaker 2: People don't want to do it, dude, what about hugging?
Speaker 4: I might prefer a hug actually, because then at least
Speaker 4: I can turn my face away, which I do.
Speaker 2: Yes, here's a thing that I know.
Speaker 4: I really don't like contact. I'm like, but then I
Speaker 4: can turn my face home.
Speaker 2: No, because I understand, like you have reason to not
Speaker 2: want germs. Yeah, I'll look it over you, like, I
Speaker 2: mean we all do. But like it's it makes sense.
Speaker 2: But I was thinking of this the other night and Lizzie,
Speaker 2: maybe this is something that we can describe for men
Speaker 2: and maybe Noah, you understand it too. I mean, I
Speaker 2: definitely think women do. There are certain men that you
Speaker 2: I don't even know that I realize I do this,
Speaker 2: but I categorize them as when we meet or see
Speaker 2: each other, I have to hug them and get a
Speaker 2: kiss on the cheek because they're a cheek kisser. Like
Speaker 2: I will mark those men and I will know that
Speaker 2: like they need an extra embrace. And there are men
Speaker 2: that I actually really love, like I could list them
Speaker 2: out and I won't now, but I'm gonna send your
Speaker 2: name to you and you tell me if it makes
Speaker 2: you go, I'm gonna have to embrace that person.
Speaker 1: Longer.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, do you know him?
Speaker 4: Yes, I know who that is.
Speaker 2: Do you know that the embrace is gonna have to
Speaker 2: be extra long? He's gonna make it longer. He's gonna
Speaker 2: he will, yes, and to give him what he needs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And.
Speaker 2: He's just a loving god like I just I do
Speaker 2: feel like I saw him the other night and I
Speaker 2: didn't get to hug him, but I saw him on
Speaker 2: stage and I was like, Oh, I'm gonna have hug
Speaker 2: him later. Oh. He's one of those guys that it's
Speaker 2: like I have to like almost brace myself for like
Speaker 2: a longer embrace. And I don't mind it because I
Speaker 2: actually feel like he's like a teddy bear and it's
Speaker 2: not sexual. But there are some that I just do
Speaker 2: you know what? Do you know what I'm talking about? Like,
Speaker 2: there are some men that you know are gonna give
Speaker 2: you a kiss on the cheek and forever.
Speaker 7: A little like a hug, and then they press an
Speaker 7: even harder yes, And I love that cheek on the
Speaker 7: the kiss on the cheek.
Speaker 2: Do you know men who do that?
Speaker 4: And you're the fact that you were watching someone thinking
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to hug him later is so funny.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm kind of I need almost think
Speaker 2: because I really do love this man and I and
Speaker 2: he's never creeped me out. There. Certainly there are men
Speaker 2: that creep you up, but I'm talking about cheek kissers
Speaker 2: that I have, Like they just do it to every
Speaker 2: girl and it's just like we all know about it.
Speaker 7: I've had someone, like more of an acquaintance in the
Speaker 7: past who I would see frequently, and because he was
Speaker 7: shorter than me, he would hug me and the kiss
Speaker 7: would land on my neck and it really creeped me out.
Speaker 1: There's nothing European. I mean, there is so much.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, cheek kissing in Europe is insane, Like
Speaker 2: we're talking about germs that is for everyone you meet,
Speaker 2: and sometimes they do three Oh my god. It's like
Speaker 2: when you yeah, but you don't actually.
Speaker 5: Kiss the cheek, you just kissed next to the cheek.
Speaker 2: Oh you kind of just like caring. Okay, I like that,
Speaker 2: but even that makes me so nervous to get it
Speaker 2: wrong and go to the wrong side. And then you
Speaker 2: threaten like almost kissing them because it's so.
Speaker 5: I don't even like saying hello, Like what is all
Speaker 5: this performative bullship.
Speaker 1: I'm a hello, I'm a hello.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: I wish we bowed.
Speaker 1: I hate being touched.
Speaker 6: So much to do that.
Speaker 5: Jah, my god.
Speaker 2: I was watching a Korean soap opera the other day
Speaker 2: called maz what is it called. It's called Tokyo Maison
Speaker 2: Tokyo or something. It's on Netflix, but it was playing
Speaker 2: in the nail salon and I.
Speaker 5: Was like, oh, I can't believe I've watched this house.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it was like it was about a like two
Speaker 2: restaurants that are in competition with each other. I was
Speaker 2: sucked into this thing. These actors were so amazing, but
Speaker 2: they there's one scene where the girl had like lied
Speaker 2: about something and she had to confess that she lied
Speaker 2: to like everyone that she was, all the chefs around her,
Speaker 2: and she just was like and I'm sorry, and she
Speaker 2: she like bowed like this and I'm sorry. She says
Speaker 2: about three one two three and then slowly rose back up.
Speaker 5: And I well, I contact and I loved it.
Speaker 2: It was a way to say sorry and like, really,
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's more it's more extra than sorry,
Speaker 2: like it actually made it mean something.
Speaker 4: But I wish they had panned down and there had
Speaker 4: been a scallop. A single.
Speaker 1: Was picking up. It was like, yeah, Bobby for apple and.
Speaker 4: Then comes up and she's like, dinner serves.
Speaker 1: I just I would love a bow if we could
Speaker 1: become a bow man.
Speaker 5: Why is it racist for us whites to do the back?
Speaker 5: Can't know it kind of but you did?
Speaker 6: Fine?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but.
Speaker 6: I do feel like the moment I start bowing, I'm
Speaker 6: also going to be like, you know, I do want
Speaker 6: to wear kimoda.
Speaker 1: That I keep going further, I have a ponytail.
Speaker 4: Is there something about it? Religiously like a Judeo Christian, like,
Speaker 4: we don't worship false idols, therefore we won't bow.
Speaker 6: I mean probably nobody in this country is kind of
Speaker 6: fucked up because of religion, and.
Speaker 2: We are all like so proud too. I think that
Speaker 2: apologizing is such a difficult thing for Americans. Your elders
Speaker 2: and yeah, we just don't respect elders like they do.
Speaker 2: I I used to have a joke that I lived
Speaker 2: with my parents until I was twenty five, which is
Speaker 2: embarrassing unless you're Asian. And people used to go, oh,
Speaker 2: and I'm like no, because in their country, you stay
Speaker 2: with your family forever because you know that laughing it
Speaker 2: just they were all bowing to me.
Speaker 4: Did you watch the Live to one hundred documentary.
Speaker 2: That guy that has like a scratchy voice, so yes,
Speaker 2: his voice.
Speaker 4: You think it was hosted by RFK.
Speaker 2: I do like that guy though a lot. And yeah,
Speaker 2: he found Yeah, but.
Speaker 4: Wasn't there like a city in Japan where they were
Speaker 4: living so long and it's because they didn't have chairs
Speaker 4: and there and they're squatting all the time and they're
Speaker 4: they're constantly going just from sitting to standing, Yeah, and
Speaker 4: using like their their core or there, yeah, certain muscles.
Speaker 2: Why did we not know about course core strength until
Speaker 2: like maybe ten years ago, Like there was no mention of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was no one, no one there is falling
Speaker 4: in the shower and breaking it.
Speaker 3: They squat there's waiting for the bus. It's frequently people
Speaker 3: will just squat down. They won't sit anywhere. And then
Speaker 3: the toilets, right, the toilets too, squat on.
Speaker 4: There's just like a whole yeah doing that one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you sit on the toilet or the whole
Speaker 5: He got rid of my toilet?
Speaker 2: Do you guys when you're have to go number two
Speaker 2: in a public restroom and then us for number one
Speaker 2: or two do you do you hover over?
Speaker 4: Depends on the condition. I eye it first, and then
Speaker 4: if there's a sprinkle.
Speaker 2: Of pea, I will just wipe it off.
Speaker 1: I wipe it off, and like, if I'm feeling really
Speaker 1: I'll give it a little.
Speaker 2: Sun it off. No I.
Speaker 1: Do number two in public?
Speaker 5: Yeah it's inane, but.
Speaker 2: Is it like your body won't even allow it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't come shuts down.
Speaker 2: So you've never had to go number two in public?
Speaker 2: And then you can't. It's just like your body won't
Speaker 2: even yes, it won't even suggest I have.
Speaker 4: I have.
Speaker 1: Literally my doctor even said this the shyest asshole.
Speaker 4: That would be an amazing reality show.
Speaker 2: Jenny Slate would voice cartoon. Yeah, that's that's how At
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, I never have to go pee, even though
Speaker 2: I've drank so much water. Like my body is just like, no,
Speaker 2: that's not what we're doing now, and then it will
Speaker 2: or you know, when I go on stage. My feet
Speaker 2: don't hurt when I'm in choose. When I'm on stage,
Speaker 2: in the second I stop off, they'll start hurting. You
Speaker 2: just like your body can figure.
Speaker 1: Out what to do. You're in your fight mode right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like when you're sick like a soul.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I totally am. You're so right.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: I very rarely pooh in public, but if I do,
Speaker 3: I do a little toilet paper covering.
Speaker 5: Oh you did, I do the little the.
Speaker 1: Five It's a ritual.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I just it's too much.
Speaker 5: Just put them all down.
Speaker 1: I'm too horrified.
Speaker 6: And it does nothing but like going into a bathroom
Speaker 6: and then like if like at work, like I can
Speaker 6: never do it because if somebody ever like smelled my shit, I.
Speaker 1: Would be really I'd be like, because I've smelled people' shit.
Speaker 2: Sucks like this person, Like I can do a twenty
Speaker 2: three one meter on you, right, like all the data
Speaker 2: I've collected. Oh, it's it's bad. You're right, But I've
Speaker 2: never thought about that. I guess I just don't care. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and my and I just do a curzy flush. As
Speaker 2: soon as it's coming out, I start flushing, you know.
Speaker 2: So it's just it doesn't have any chance to like
Speaker 2: meet the air.
Speaker 1: Oh that's fine. So you're like a train conductor.
Speaker 2: But sometimes it does not go down right. And it's
Speaker 2: one bathroom at a Starbucks that other people are lined
Speaker 2: up outside, and what do you do then I mean
Speaker 2: that's why you wrap your hand and take paper to
Speaker 2: and you get in and you pull it out, you
Speaker 2: put it in the trash. Ben, Yeah, you gotta do it. No,
Speaker 2: I don't want people to see in my poom.
Speaker 4: You've stuck your hand in a Starbucks toilet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but with like with my hand wrapped in toilet
Speaker 2: paper like like a mummy and yeah, And I just
Speaker 2: don't want people. I mean, I've talked about this on
Speaker 2: the show before. It was it was an instant. You
Speaker 2: can look it up on YouTube. It's called shitten's because
Speaker 2: we make mittens out of it's called shit and people
Speaker 2: were disgusted by it, but I can't it was. It
Speaker 2: all stemmed from being at a comedy show and there
Speaker 2: was like a line of men and women trying to
Speaker 2: get in one bathroom. And I went and it was
Speaker 2: it wouldn't go down. And you did not have everyone
Speaker 2: on that show. It was at comics, not comics.
Speaker 6: It was on a.
Speaker 2: Cabin to.
Speaker 1: I honestly, I'm impressed with the confidence.
Speaker 2: Of a cabin My body doesn't shut down like that.
Speaker 6: It like was.
Speaker 2: It was insane. It was one bathroom and and so
Speaker 2: there's a long line of people, and you just I
Speaker 2: just couldn't bear having someone think that I did that.
Speaker 2: So I just ship int it and you you put
Speaker 2: it in the trash and then you put a bunch
Speaker 2: of toilet paper on top and stuff so that doesn't
Speaker 2: smell in the trash. I mean, it's just already a
Speaker 2: smelly bar. People do cocaine, but you wash your hands
Speaker 2: like a doctor afterwards. Like, I know it's disgusting, but
Speaker 2: like if I use antibacterial soap a crazy amount on
Speaker 2: every part of my arm that could have ever touched anything,
Speaker 2: how gross?
Speaker 5: Is it pretty gross? I mean, I guess you're covering
Speaker 5: up the evidence.
Speaker 3: I don't see the difference between like leaving in the
Speaker 3: toilet and then putting it in the trash.
Speaker 5: It still is like po.
Speaker 4: Final thought emerging your hand is that things can go
Speaker 4: into through your cuticlied skin hand.
Speaker 2: But that's why I scrub like under my fucking fingers.
Speaker 1: Like really going yeah, like.
Speaker 3: There, yeah, And also that this was what fifteen years ago,
Speaker 3: by the way, this is fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I would do it today.
Speaker 4: Interesting, I would do it today.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: It's not like I would like you'd have more confidence
Speaker 3: that you wouldn't need to do it.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want anyone, Like Sean said, it's not about
Speaker 2: the smell. I just don't want someone seeing my ship,
Speaker 2: like honestly and seeing my asshole.
Speaker 5: Like I brot them, like, go look inside, pull my.
Speaker 2: Ash support and bend over in front of them, then
Speaker 2: see my ship, Like, yeah, it is the most.
Speaker 1: Private thing we have.
Speaker 5: What about just covering up the ship and the toilet
Speaker 5: with the ship instead of that, they have to go.
Speaker 2: It's like out of respect for them to like, now
Speaker 2: they have to deal.
Speaker 5: You're making layers, you know, like a cemetery when it's
Speaker 5: too full.
Speaker 2: And I understand, when there's already a cemetery going on,
Speaker 2: I'll just put on top of the center bodies. But
Speaker 2: if it's the first, if I'm the first body to
Speaker 2: be buried, I gotta get rid of them.
Speaker 1: I say, I'm close.
Speaker 6: I've ever come to like actually, just like moving away
Speaker 6: out of la and leaving is work. And I had
Speaker 6: a Google search asking why is my ship pencil shape?
Speaker 2: And I saw, dude, it's so funny.
Speaker 4: My God, by the way, a shy asshole would make
Speaker 4: a pencil.
Speaker 2: Number two number two.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's almost too perfect.
Speaker 2: God, And you know what the beauty of this is
Speaker 2: is that you were gonna leave town because someone saw
Speaker 2: you google that, but then you just told us that.
Speaker 2: Why is that that things right after the moment are
Speaker 2: like horrifying, the worst thing I could ever have to
Speaker 2: you cut to five years down the road saying them
Speaker 2: for everyone to hear. Anyone could hear that you're truly yours.
Speaker 1: Your most humiliating moments becomes so funny.
Speaker 2: To make it like it's a lesson for anyone out
Speaker 2: there who like, has embarrassing moments happened to you, Like
Speaker 2: the thing that you is going to make you leave
Speaker 2: the job that you're working out because the like just
Speaker 2: use it later for a good story and a dinner.
Speaker 2: Like it freezes us all because we all have these things,
Speaker 2: and like, just think about how funny it will be
Speaker 2: some day later on. And I hope to God that
Speaker 2: it's funny for you. I hope you in your life
Speaker 2: that you could share those things with that it will
Speaker 2: be funny and if not, just d m them to
Speaker 2: us because.
Speaker 5: We like this stuff.
Speaker 4: I wish we'd still had Clippy because then Clippy could
Speaker 4: have like what if I have Clippy's shape like Clippy?
Speaker 3: But you should get a in all seriousness, you should
Speaker 3: get a colonoscopy. Pencil shape benef indicate polyps, which which
Speaker 3: was my great word.
Speaker 1: I got checked out at the time horrifically addicted to you.
Speaker 2: And it was back to school.
Speaker 1: Season, you know.
Speaker 4: I got a klioscopy like a few months ago, and
Speaker 4: as I'm going under, someone was like, oh, do you
Speaker 4: do comedy? And I go yeah, and the like, I'm
Speaker 4: I'm nude, you know, gown opened in the back on
Speaker 4: my side, and he goes anything I can find online
Speaker 4: and I go, no, no, I just go now like
Speaker 4: I want you looking up clips of me while you're
Speaker 4: my ass is being.
Speaker 2: Like, well, I had a similar thing I think I
Speaker 2: talked about in the podcast, but I'm trying to figure
Speaker 2: out how to sit talk about on stage. I was
Speaker 2: getting a spray tant fully naked, Like I didn't wear
Speaker 2: the right underwear to have the spraytant on top of
Speaker 2: the underwear, so I had to just go nude. And
Speaker 2: the girl is just like, I didn't think she knew
Speaker 2: who I was. I didn't even think she would know.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even thinking in that way. And she was like,
Speaker 2: I just want to say you killed her on the rows.
Speaker 2: My boyfriend is such a huge man, And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's so nice. And I'm standing there just like spread eagle,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, she's definitely gonna tell her boyfriend about
Speaker 2: my vagina. Yeah, there's no way. We haven't exchanged. And
Speaker 2: there's how do you say? I met Nikki Glazer at work?
Speaker 2: And there's no there's nothing else that happened between us
Speaker 2: except you painted my vagina and that there's you paint.
Speaker 5: That's totally normal for her. She's spray tanning people all
Speaker 5: day line everybody.
Speaker 2: How do you not go home and say, hey, this
Speaker 2: famous person that was my client today? And how is
Speaker 2: the next question not what was it like nake? What
Speaker 2: did you look like naked?
Speaker 1: It has to be because they don't have hip hop.
Speaker 1: There's no hip hop.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, there should be son the Brentwood Pavilion. Honestly,
Speaker 4: I wish there was hip hop for every conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that would give you some security. I guess.
Speaker 4: I like, don't tell anybody this, yes, and then but
Speaker 4: I feel like that's not fair of me to do.
Speaker 2: In a way, because you give the option to people like, hey,
Speaker 2: if I tell you this, are you cool with not
Speaker 2: telling anyone because sometimes one time someone was like, you
Speaker 2: can't tell anyone, and I was just at a point
Speaker 2: in my life where I was like, I know it's
Speaker 2: about to come out as too juicy, and I just don't.
Speaker 2: I'd rather do not tell me because I can't be trusted. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I kind of like read myself. I think people can
Speaker 2: opt out of it. I think that's there is a
Speaker 2: way if you just go you can't tell anyone, blah
Speaker 2: blah blah, but like give them a chance.
Speaker 4: Well I'll say it here and now then I created Hippa.
Speaker 2: All right, I gotta go. Thank you guys so much
Speaker 2: for being here. This was so fun, Lizzie Cooperman. Everyone,
Speaker 2: do you have a podcast?
Speaker 4: No, I can't believe it. I don't have my podcast
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 2: But it was so it's still up. I'm guessing it
Speaker 2: was so fun.
Speaker 4: It is Lizzie Cooperman's in your hands. I crowdsourced my
Speaker 4: life for a year.
Speaker 2: She would pose like a question to her listeners every week,
Speaker 2: like should I do this or this? And then they
Speaker 2: would vote and she would have to do it. And
Speaker 2: it ended up you worked at Victoria.
Speaker 4: Ended up working at Victoria's Secret. Yeah. As and when
Speaker 4: I left Victoria's Secret, I'm proud to say I was
Speaker 4: Associate of the month. Oh yes, I went and my
Speaker 4: name was Elizabeth and that I was a ghost writer.
Speaker 2: I love that you can just and then cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But I think they were kind of onto mecause they
Speaker 4: were like, the might you work here one day?
Speaker 6: I go.
Speaker 4: During the pandemic, people had time to write their own books.
Speaker 1: Wow, I need to pick up.
Speaker 2: I bought a bra from vitin a secret the other
Speaker 2: day and it was fifty four dollars for like a
Speaker 2: bay sick one that you can get to target for
Speaker 2: like twenty and I was like, this is I just
Speaker 2: grabbed it. Let's just do this. When the associate was
Speaker 2: very nice as you all are trained to be, and
Speaker 2: fifty four dollars, I almost was like, no, what that's crazy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks too much.
Speaker 2: It was. It wasn't like a nice one. It was
Speaker 2: just they're basic.
Speaker 3: We need to start voting with our wallets on this
Speaker 3: inflation stuff. Corporations are artificially inflating prices and blaming.
Speaker 5: It on inflation. Oh, just stolid buying ten dollars hamburgers.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't Sean O'Connor, thank you for being here,
Speaker 2: you for having me. Wait, do you guys want to
Speaker 2: plug anything? Do you have anything to plug? I just
Speaker 2: pugged an old podcast of yours.
Speaker 4: Lizzie Coooperman dot com. I've got all my shows listed there.
Speaker 2: She's so funny, you guys check her out. Cue one
Speaker 2: of the best ever Sean.
Speaker 1: O'Connor, October seventh, on Hulu. Check out The Solar Opposites
Speaker 1: Halloween special written by me. Oh my, wait, what it's
Speaker 1: gonna be fun?
Speaker 6: What is it? It's the show I work on, and
Speaker 6: it's it's about aliens. But this is a stars Thomas
Speaker 6: middle Ditch and oh yeah, Steven, is.
Speaker 4: That Mary mack On? That ry so funny? You love
Speaker 4: Mary mac?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's really great. We have a Halloween specialist
Speaker 1: part two of last year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it wasn't last year.
Speaker 1: What was it called.
Speaker 5: It's like Mister Weebles something or other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 6: Seven, yes, and it's called The Hunt for Brown October.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. And then Brian check him out in the
Speaker 2: New York Times.
Speaker 5: That's right, and.
Speaker 2: Possibly something else coming down though.
Speaker 3: I was in Food fifty two Today, which is a
Speaker 3: big popular Instagram at a yeah, Apple related.
Speaker 2: Apple Rankings dot Com.
Speaker 5: Check it out.
Speaker 1: He's the new Steve Jobs right.
Speaker 2: All right, I've actually got some tour dates coming up
Speaker 2: that I can plug real quick. Noah, uh do you
Speaker 2: know what they are? Yes? I did?
Speaker 7: California right uh so, yep, September twentieth is the next date,
Speaker 7: which you'll be in Lincoln, California.
Speaker 2: That's right, Valley Casino Resort in Lincoln, California. And then
Speaker 2: on the twenty first, which is a Saturday, I will
Speaker 2: be witch John O'Connor on both of these, right, I
Speaker 2: will be in Modesto Lazy Peers. Well, I do a
Speaker 2: joke about Scott Piers.
Speaker 1: I don't think you killed that.
Speaker 2: Oh God, Modesto Gallop Center for the Arts. So next
Speaker 2: week California twentieth and twenty first, and then I'm in
Speaker 2: Vegas with David Spade the following weekend, the twenty seventh
Speaker 2: and twenty eighth of the Venetian, and then a bunch
Speaker 2: more tour dates coming up Windsor, Ontario, and then yeah,
Speaker 2: look for me on just pay attention to my socials.
Speaker 2: Something fun coming up and I can't wait for you
Speaker 2: to see it all right. Thank you, Dobika.
Speaker 6: Bye.
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