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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaizer Podcast. Glaser.

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Speaker 2: Here's Nicky here. I am welcome to the show. It's

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Speaker 2: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Third episode of the week. Aren't you

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Speaker 2: guys lucky? Aren't we lucky? We get to do three

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Speaker 2: we get to do We don't have to do anything.

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Speaker 2: That's what you change it to. When you say have to,

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Speaker 2: you say get to yes, to make your life seem

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Speaker 2: like it's you're you're being rewarded. Yeah, and I actually a.

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Speaker 3: Recording a podcast. I mean that's more. That's easily a

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Speaker 3: get to.

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Speaker 2: That is a get to. Sometimes it's a half to.

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Speaker 3: Imagine you have to go to the plant and like work.

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Speaker 2: The Absolutely, we are so blessed. No, I mean, okay,

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Speaker 2: let me just at the table. Brian Frangie is here.

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Speaker 2: Sean O'Connor is here. He was on yesterday, you remember.

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Speaker 2: And joining us now is Lizzie Cooperman. She's been on

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Speaker 2: the show before. Maybe I'm not on this podcast.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You've been on you up a million times. Yeah, from

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Speaker 2: the old days of the series show and one of

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Speaker 2: my best friends. We've known each other since two thousand

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Speaker 2: and six. First day I moved to la Maybe not

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Speaker 2: the first day, but the first time I ever like

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Speaker 2: went to an open mic at the comedy store. I

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Speaker 2: ran into Lizzie Cooper. She was just another girl on

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Speaker 2: the patio. We had just signed up and put our

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Speaker 2: names in for pot Luck.

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Speaker 4: Just another girl on the patio.

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Speaker 2: I love that novel. And so you were we were

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Speaker 2: both smokers at the time, and you were smoking and

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Speaker 2: I was I didn't have a lighter, because of course

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Speaker 2: I didn't, and I I've told the story a million times,

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Speaker 2: but it's just a perfect, uh explanation of how we met.

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Speaker 2: And then I was like, hey, I looked at you

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Speaker 2: and I was like, hey, do you have a lighter?

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Speaker 2: And you were like yeah one second, and you were

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Speaker 2: looking through your bag. And then I kind of wanted

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Speaker 2: to help you in a way, I guess, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, I think it might be in that pocket

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Speaker 2: or something, and she just like grasped her purse to her.

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Speaker 2: I was like, honestly, I would rather you look at

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Speaker 2: my vagina and two thousand and six. And that was

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Speaker 2: a crazy thing to say to a stranger. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I think now we kind of talk that way, but

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Speaker 2: for me, it was like, oh my god, this woman

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Speaker 2: just like spoke to me like, I like, she's my

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Speaker 2: best friend already, and I was just you just have

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Speaker 2: those click moments where you're like, I need you in

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Speaker 2: my life line. And then you were friends with Pete Lee, right,

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Speaker 2: who was my who I hated at the time because

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Speaker 2: he broke my heart. And I told you remember, you

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Speaker 2: were like, so you know Pete and I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: he's out on my phone and.

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Speaker 4: Out of my life on my phone.

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Speaker 2: My phone, and we have been friends. And it's great

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Speaker 2: to have you here.

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Speaker 4: I got and my bag is the same. It's still messy,

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Speaker 4: lots of quarters with gum stucks.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 6: This actually seems like the like the fourth scene in

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Speaker 6: a lesbian rom.

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Speaker 2: Cos it's true like our even yesterday, I got your

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Speaker 2: car and you're like, I'm so sorry it's a mess.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm so glad your car is. I would

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Speaker 2: I wasn't even a mess, Like I would never even

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Speaker 2: have noticed because that's how I am. And like I

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Speaker 2: love when I get in people's cars who I respect,

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Speaker 2: or see their purses and I see that it's as

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Speaker 2: disorganized as mine is because it makes me feel like

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Speaker 2: you're someone I want to be. So I was like

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Speaker 2: happy I'm always happy when your car is messy. That's

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Speaker 2: so nice. And if my car's not messy, I'm living

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Speaker 2: a lie. Like at something things aren't going well for me.

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm not being myself, right.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're trying to show somebody else that you are clear.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's so true.

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Speaker 3: And the first season of The Bear, when it was

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Speaker 3: a comedy still, there was this great line in like

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Speaker 3: the second episode when Richie has the new girl in

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Speaker 2: That's really funny.

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Speaker 5: That's one of the best lines from the show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really cute. Yeah, I'm I'm. I was even

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Speaker 2: looking around our hotel room today and I'm just like,

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Speaker 2: where Chris's things are in that And to find one

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Speaker 2: of Chris's things would have been where's waldo with it?

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Speaker 2: Like it's one thing out of hundreds of little things

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Speaker 2: scattered about around, one is Chris's. The rest are tucked

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Speaker 2: away in a ziploc bag, inside a container, inside of

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Speaker 4: Do you remember when I was like, I want to

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Speaker 4: invent something called garbage that was like a garbage can

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Speaker 4: that you would put you would hook it onto the

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Speaker 6: Branding alone means that you could take this to market.

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Speaker 4: I totally still want to. I feel passionately about that.

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Speaker 2: You could, like, here's the thing, we would you use it?

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Speaker 2: Because you could just use a paper bag that you've

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Speaker 2: gotten some stuff like we could you could do you.

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Speaker 1: Want to keep?

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Speaker 5: Do you want to do?

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Speaker 3: You want to encourage you and your passengers to add

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Speaker 3: extra garbage to your car, like having a garbage can bag.

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Speaker 3: We'll just let it pile up and then you'll have more.

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Speaker 6: But I think you can get a licensing agreement with

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Speaker 6: like Lyft and uber and every single.

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Speaker 2: Like get it in a smart garbage cans that just

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Speaker 2: go around and travel on wheels, like yeah, those way

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Speaker 2: mos if you don't know, they're like little robots that

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Speaker 2: time you see what, you're like, I'm living in the future.

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Speaker 2: This is insane that this exists, and now they're just ubiquitous.

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Speaker 6: They're everywhere, dirty.

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Speaker 2: All have a name. Like one time I saw one

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Speaker 6: Like Colleen, and I don't know, it's not Yeah, like

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Speaker 6: you are not a fucking Evan.

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Speaker 1: I've met a million ovens.

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Speaker 2: It is weird.

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Speaker 3: You know that new movie that's coming out, The Kind

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Speaker 3: That is propaganda for AI. It's it's introducing the concept

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Speaker 2: In the Oh my god, I just read about something

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Speaker 2: that is propaganda. Oh, oh my god. The new Fox

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Speaker 2: cartoon that we were talking about. People are saying that

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Speaker 2: it is actual propaganda about universal healthcare and now it's

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Speaker 6: Universal income, Yeah, about automation and automation replacing like the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's propaganda, though, like it because it's it's

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Speaker 5: Think that the mind greenlit this show because.

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Speaker 2: It was going to give not Fox, but people behind

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Speaker 3: Like the people who are there's some insidiousness, like shadow

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Speaker 3: corporations run the world have greenlit this so that it

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Speaker 3: can make the universal basic income look bad.

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Speaker 4: Yes, well it was created by iin RAND.

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Speaker 5: Well it's as funny as.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that I read that last night. But that's so

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Speaker 2: interesting that like that could be happening.

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Speaker 5: Where well that would explain it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I also read and just be on the lookout.

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Speaker 2: There was this guy on not read, but watched a TikTok.

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Speaker 2: You could buy an a. You can buy an article

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Speaker 2: in a publication. So publications that are just like kind

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Speaker 2: whole thing. So he bought this article that Pedro Pascal.

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Speaker 2: He just was like making up a lie to see

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Speaker 2: how far it would go. One article he bought Pedro Pascal.

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Speaker 2: It was written by Ai. Pedro Pascal was going to

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Speaker 2: And this was like three years ago or something like that.

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Speaker 2: And and he said that, oh, you know, Pedro Pascal

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Speaker 6: I was.

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Speaker 3: A guy and nothing you cross checked anymore. There's no

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Speaker 3: journalism is dead.

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Speaker 6: I think everything's dead. I think we're all just going

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Speaker 2: When Trump last night, they go, did you say that

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Speaker 2: and I go, look there's video.

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Speaker 5: Yeah said it.

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Speaker 2: We all saw you say it, and now you can

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the thing that we all saw you said exactly well,

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Speaker 3: the same thing as well. Fox News was saying last night,

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Speaker 3: and they keep propagating this idea. That the good people

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Speaker 3: on both sides in response to the Charlotte spelting is

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Speaker 3: a hoax.

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Speaker 1: Yes, because he's not saying just the Nazis.

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Speaker 6: He's saying the other people who are marching with the

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Speaker 2: I have to say that I read a Sam Harris

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Speaker 2: article about that quote of good people on both sides,

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Speaker 2: and obviously I hate everything that comes out of the

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Speaker 2: man's mouth, Donald Trump, but that was kind of taken.

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Speaker 5: Out of context, taken out of context, was.

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Speaker 2: Taken out of context, and Sam Harris has no like

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Speaker 2: he doesn't want to prove Donald Trump right or anything.

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Speaker 2: But he didn't mean there's it's.

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Speaker 5: You know it but just it is a hoax. It

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Speaker 5: was not, but he it's I had a hunch that

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Speaker 5: Fox News is right.

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Speaker 1: It's bending, it's bending the context a little bit.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, he.

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Speaker 2: Said so many awful things. I'm sure he would have

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Speaker 2: meant yeah, I mean, it's but I you know, we

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Speaker 6: I know it's so unfair that they get to be

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Speaker 6: unfair I'm just gonna be I'm like every Republicans of pedophile.

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Speaker 1: You get, you have to prove it to me.

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Speaker 2: It is interesting because for a while it was like

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Speaker 6: I never reveal how much of a like a petty

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Speaker 2: Do you understand what that is saling? Like, just spell

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Speaker 3: I don't think describing him as a dictator is going

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Speaker 4: And then she should have said, and if you vote

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Speaker 2: But like we can't waste these people's time. Yes, it's disrespectful.

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Speaker 1: It is disrespectful. He's a legend.

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Speaker 6: And to make him put on like a tuxedo and

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Speaker 4: So funny all this burt people dressed as superheroes.

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Speaker 2: But we'll get off the We'll get off the debates

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Speaker 2: because I know that so many people aren't interested, but

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Speaker 4: And it's like Mike Bloomberg too, he is.

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Speaker 2: This is how I'm finding out. He goes, I want

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Speaker 1: Specials at that.

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Speaker 2: Now his role is just Swift news, which is so funny.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the us open with her and Brittany, I think

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Speaker 2: That is, after a couple drinks. I would hug Saddam Hussein, I.

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Speaker 2: Our girl was having some fun at the I don't

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Speaker 4: I wish Taylor's post had been like it is with

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Speaker 3: I love you Swift, but please take this post down.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I want to know what you think

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Speaker 2: like she might have saved our democracy, like this pop

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00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,400
Speaker 2: star might have saved our democracy, the one pop star

443
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,040
Speaker 2: I've devoted my life to. I feel very vindicated today,

444
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,440
Speaker 2: to be honest with you, that I wake up to

445
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,720
Speaker 2: text from my dad being like, I have hope again,

446
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,560
Speaker 2: to like everyone online that I've never seen post about

447
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,000
Speaker 2: Taylor being like thank you Taylor, Like all these really

448
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,240
Speaker 2: cynical liberal people that like have always rolled their eyes

449
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,240
Speaker 2: about Taylor swift or like, thank you Taylor, because that's

450
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 2: how meaningful it is. And it's like and and thank

451
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,200
Speaker 2: god she did, and thank god she's not you know,

452
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,359
Speaker 2: because the night before I was reading stuff that was

453
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,520
Speaker 2: like she's a billionaire, you guys, of course she's going

454
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,879
Speaker 2: to vote for Trump, like they all want to protect

455
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,000
Speaker 2: their money and that's the most the thing important to them.

456
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,960
Speaker 2: And I was just like, not her, and it just

457
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 2: felt so good.

458
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 5: And then I got to announce.

459
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 2: We don't know, but like obviously she's told us she's

460
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 2: not going to. But I loved how she signed it off,

461
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 2: you know, Childless cat Lady, which is so funny.

462
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 1: It's funny.

463
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:36,159
Speaker 6: It was a great endorsement, and I like, not a

464
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,159
Speaker 6: swift ye. I was like soaring after reading it. I

465
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 6: shared it.

466
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,440
Speaker 2: I cried, I want to I saw you share it.

467
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,200
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'm like this this is huge.

468
00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 1: This is kind of like, you know, as close as

469
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 1: we have to God coming down.

470
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding you. It really felt like it. And

471
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 2: it was great because I walked into the green room

472
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 2: backstage and you know, the guy Aaron, he's a comic

473
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,399
Speaker 2: from no He's from Austin and he has cerebral palsy,

474
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 2: so he does. He's nonverbal, but he has a little

475
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:08,040
Speaker 2: boombox on his pants and then he types something and

476
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,119
Speaker 2: then it talks through the boombox. He's a comedian. He's

477
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:13,920
Speaker 2: been on kill Tony. Anyway, He's like in town. It's

478
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 2: really funny and really nice. But I walked in. He

479
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,119
Speaker 2: was like, how are you? And I was like, I

480
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 2: was like, Taylor Swit just in dorse kmmla. He was like,

481
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,639
Speaker 2: I don't follow things, and I was like, you should.

482
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 2: He's made fun of you before. He's got a great

483
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 2: sense of humer though. But anyway, I was just like

484
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 2: in the best mood backstage and then things got annoying

485
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 2: fast backstage and I'm not going to get into it,

486
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 2: but I will off air. But then I go on

487
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 2: stage and it was so fun because I got to

488
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 2: tell a room of people that didn't know, like I

489
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 2: was like, I'm in the best mood, Taylor just indorse kamla,

490
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,640
Speaker 2: and they like fucking exploded. I got to like announce

491
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:54,119
Speaker 2: it people. People are excited because it does feel like

492
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 2: it was like it's gonna move, like she won the

493
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 2: debate after and the timing of it was perfect. And

494
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,119
Speaker 2: then Kamala gave a speech after the debate and she

495
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 2: walked off to the man by Taylor Swift. So I'm

496
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 2: guessing I can't imagine this wasn't planned with their coordinator.

497
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 6: Like I'm not I'm not endorsing this about America, but

498
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 6: there's only two people with more power than the president

499
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,719
Speaker 6: and this, Taylor Swift and Beyonce and man.

500
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 5: No, maybe Joe Rogan.

501
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 3: If Joe Rogan came out and endorsed Kamala, that would

502
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 3: be game over.

503
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be.

504
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:26,160
Speaker 6: Wow.

505
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,400
Speaker 2: Okay, we got to go to break break and we'll

506
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 2: be back with more after this.

507
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 1: I have a thing.

508
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, so before I forget, So, there is a bestie

509
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 3: who reached out to me who wanted to shout out.

510
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 3: And this bestie has a fiance who's your biggest fan,

511
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 3: who was diagnosed with thyroid cancer last month, and she's

512
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 3: going in for surgery in October and that you checked

513
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 3: your watch. Okay, she's going into surgery and octo.

514
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 2: Wait, so he wrote you his fiance a woman has

515
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 2: thyroid cancer going in for surgery and we're.

516
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 3: Hopeful for a full recovery, and we want to know

517
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 3: if you give a shout out to his fiance. What's

518
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 3: her name, Anissa Melee, Anissa Mayor a really flowy name.

519
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 3: It really flows off the top, Anissa Melee.

520
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 1: So easy to memorize Melee.

521
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 3: So that shout out to Anissa Melee. And we're thinking

522
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 3: about you and hopefully you have a full recovery. And yeah,

523
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,920
Speaker 3: you kick thyroid cancer out of your body permanently.

524
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Speaker 2: My god, I'm so sorry you're going through that, both

525
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 2: of you. I'm so sorry, and I hope that you

526
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 2: have positive thoughts. And the thing about manifestation, were we

527
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 2: talking about this that yeah, it's like yesterday because I

528
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 2: want all I want to tell people with cancer, because

529
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 2: I think if I got cancer, the first thing I

530
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 2: would do was just start telling myself like it's gone.

531
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 2: Thanks for showing up, but you're gone now. Like I

532
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 2: would start talking to it and trying to like manifest

533
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 2: it away easy for me to say, of course, right.

534
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 2: I would also do all of the you know, western

535
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,959
Speaker 2: science things that I needed to do, but I will

536
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 2: not steve jobs this. But I would also add in

537
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 2: that kind of positive attitude because I really do believe

538
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 2: that stuff works and obviously leads to an Emmy nomination

539
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 2: as people have seen on the podcast, I manifested that

540
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 2: there is no talk of me winning an Emmy back

541
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 2: when my special came out, or being nominated for an Emmy.

542
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 2: And I feel like it did happen because.

543
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 5: I was just like, I mean, I was talking about

544
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 5: taking away from you.

545
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 2: It happened because it was Miammy. I already said I

546
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,239
Speaker 2: won one months ago and it didn't happen, so they

547
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 2: took it. But anyway, we were saying, though, Lizzie and

548
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 2: I were talking about so Anissa, like, yeah, have all

549
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 2: the positive thoughts, like picture yourself recovering. Picture what it

550
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 2: looks like after you recover. Picture leaving the hospital, ringing

551
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 2: that fucking bell or whatever you do when you recover.

552
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 2: Picture all of the text coming in. Picture the post

553
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 2: you're gonna make when you're like I'm out, Like picture

554
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 2: all of the things, Like try to feel it through

555
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 2: your body of like what it feels like to be

556
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 2: triumph over cancer or whatever it looks like for you,

557
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 2: Like try to feel it. But at the same time,

558
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 2: if you can't do that, that's okay too. Because Lizzie

559
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 2: and I were talking and what were you saying.

560
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, I feel like when people got sick. They're like, well,

561
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 4: you must have been critical of yourself. Like there's this

562
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 4: whole kind of school of spirituality and these gurus who

563
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 4: think that you bring this stuff on yourself.

564
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 2: It's not true or like or that a lack of

565
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 2: doing positive thinking leads to it. So maybe not that

566
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 2: you were being Yeah, negativity brings on negative things. If

567
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 2: you scream at some water and then you say nice

568
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 2: things to another glass of water, the glass of water

569
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 2: you said nice things too, has likeapier molecules. But and yes,

570
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 2: there's truth to that. But if you can't do it

571
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 2: and you and something gets worse in your life, like

572
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 2: it's not your faults, Like there's no free will. It

573
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 2: was always meant to be that way. If you could,

574
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 2: you would. I would recommend reading Sam Harris No Free

575
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 2: Will if that's something that interests you. But I would

576
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 2: also just be nice to yourself.

577
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 3: I went up every morning and I scream at my water,

578
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 3: and it's been not it's not been going well so far.

579
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just want to talk about that for

580
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: a second. Do people say like hello.

581
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: Water, Yeah, No, I think that they do experiments where

582
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 2: they're like, water, oh you look so great today. I

583
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,959
Speaker 2: love you water, I love you like and then they

584
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 2: were they did experience they screamed in another water and

585
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 2: then it had like worse alkaline.

586
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 6: So it's like the ooze from Ghostbusters too. That's under

587
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 6: New York and bad thoughts.

588
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 4: Yes, the molecules restructure and become more symmetrical, right.

589
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, because of the podcast.

590
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 4: Well there's a movie about it. What the bleep do

591
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 4: we know?

592
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 2: Or like, oh yeah, no, that was actually that wasn't

593
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 2: that we know was actually referenced in a cult in

594
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 2: the Xium cult, the guy that.

595
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 4: Made out your mouth.

596
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 3: But it is amazing how well Anissa surgery went, and

597
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 3: how all the cancer was her body that we just got.

598
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 5: It's crazy.

599
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 3: And then she and then and then her husband fiance

600
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 3: messaged me and said that it's all gone and she's

601
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 3: cured and.

602
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 2: It never came back.

603
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 5: It never came back.

604
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,439
Speaker 2: Its crazy.

605
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 5: It still cancer free.

606
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 2: Awesome.

607
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 5: That's pretty cool, cool, pretty cool story.

608
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 2: So just talk like that. And and that's like I've

609
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 2: been I've been waking up in the morning and when

610
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I just like try it. Maybe it

611
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 2: lasts I'm not even joking. Sometimes it lasts for one

612
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 2: point five seconds. But I'm just like, oh, Nikki, good

613
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 2: good job today. You can get through like I just

614
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 2: say something nice to myself and don't I don't always

615
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 2: remember too, but it like really does help to be nice.

616
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 4: You're thinking so much about what I've learned in Kabala

617
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 4: levels one through five.

618
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 2: Biggest take.

619
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 4: Into it, Well, they talk about how they talk about

620
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 4: reactivity and basically that no matter what happens, and this

621
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 4: is obviously a particularly challenging situation to be in, but

622
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 4: that you pause and say, what a pleasure or oh yeah,

623
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 4: what a pleasure? Like what a pleasure? That I need

624
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 4: to know this or to have this information, and that

625
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 4: experiences like this are meant to reveal light. So you

626
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 4: need to basically expand kind of revealed to receive more light, Okay,

627
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 4: And the way that you do that is by kind

628
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 4: of the key is to pause before you become reactive

629
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 4: and be like, my life is over this and and

630
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 4: obviously it's okay to have those moments and to go

631
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 4: you have to go through something, obviously, but that there's

632
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 4: light to be revealed.

633
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that everything Like that. Chris and I got some

634
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 2: not bad news, but like we wanted one thing to

635
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 2: go one way and it didn't, and I was like,

636
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 2: it's honestly, I bet we're gonna say like, thank god,

637
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 2: this happened this way. And then there's something that actually

638
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 2: we got good news about that was a result of

639
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: us getting bad news a couple of weeks ago that

640
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 2: I'm so glad happened. And I said it at that

641
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 2: time too. I was like, I promise you this will

642
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 2: lead to something good. And we just got good news

643
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 2: based on that bad thing happening. So it does it

644
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 2: does do that.

645
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I gotta get off antidepressants because I'm

646
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: feeling no. Are you on the No? I am on Symbalta.

647
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 2: Wait, tell me what it does for you, because I

648
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 2: haven't been on I've only done prozac like probably ten

649
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 2: years ago and maybe something else. I've never really been

650
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 2: on antipressants.

651
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 6: Every day I take it, and then whatever happens around me,

652
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 6: I'm just okay with Yeah, you see.

653
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 2: It really okay compared to a shan I.

654
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Speaker 1: Knew, like I just just be panicking and like I

655
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: forgot how to swallow.

656
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 6: I had so much anxiety right and then now on antidepressant,

657
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 6: like my mom will call me and be like your

658
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 6: childhood best friend just died and I'm like.

659
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 2: Hey, okay, wait, is that good or bad?

660
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 6: Oh?

661
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: No, I was it would be okay if he was.

662
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 2: Still it's good or bad to have that reaction. I mean,

663
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 2: I think it's just the acceptance.

664
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 5: You think the alternative may be worse.

665
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 6: I think you're supposed to feel yes, feal stuff and like,

666
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 6: because like my wife feels everything and then she's like,

667
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 6: what do you feel like right now?

668
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, Like I want to watch

669
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: Malcolm in the Middle.

670
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 3: But the alternative is just feeling constant anxiety. It might

671
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 3: be worse, Yes, it might be worse.

672
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to pick.

673
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 3: I took Symbalta for about a year and then the

674
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 3: same thing happened to me because my stepdad died and

675
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 3: I remember not feeling sad and I was like, this

676
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 3: is not good, and I got off of the Symbalta.

677
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

678
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 6: I have noticed that I just do not cry like

679
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 6: that is completely used to cry. I used to cry

680
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 6: so oh my god. When I lived in New York.

681
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 6: I would cry while running errand just because I didn't

682
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 6: have time outside.

683
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: Of my cry right, yeah, okay, oh yeah, New York,

684
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 2: you just gotta cry.

685
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: At the store. Yeah, I mean like everybody yea, because there's.

686
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 2: Nowhere to go, right, that's interesting. I don't cry a lot,

687
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 2: but I'm I I don't like that feeling that I

688
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 2: have felt before of just like indifference to everything, because

689
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 2: it is nice to feel things, but at the same time,

690
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 2: it's there's something appealing about it because I do I do.

691
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: The only thing I would worry about is that it

692
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 2: would like curb my drive in some way. But it

693
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 2: doesn't seem to have done that for you because you're

694
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 2: one of my writers, and like anytime I'm like, hey,

695
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 2: can I get a thing for this, it's like thousands

696
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: of jokes right away, Like you don't you still seem

697
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 2: to have the anxiety of like I need.

698
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: To do a good job. Yes, that's still there.

699
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 2: That's interesting. Well that's good you didn't lose that because

700
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 2: you could also have an indifference to that.

701
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's just dulled everything else.

702
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 6: It's just like like one like when you were doing

703
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 6: the shout out, I didn't know who were on there,

704
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 6: and that's why I said it was hard to pronounce.

705
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: So yeah, like I excited about that, freaking out about that,

706
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: but I'm.

707
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 2: Also as sincere.

708
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you were being I am I am

709
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: I think sincere.

710
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 2: No, you can say. I often say like jokes in

711
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 2: moments where it's like supposed to be a touching thing,

712
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: just to like see it's almost like a little like

713
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: a little like shoplifting again, like can I get away

714
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 2: with it? And if I do, man, it's gonna be

715
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 2: great to give my mom the shirt I stole. It

716
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 2: will be fun, like I will benefit not just my ego.

717
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 2: But yesterday I tried some joke that, oh, the guy

718
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 2: with the speaker on his leg right, and he's great,

719
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 2: and I know he has a great sense of humor

720
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 2: about being a non verbal person with cerebral palsy, and

721
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 2: and we just connected right away, like I just knew

722
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 2: we got each other. And I I fucked up with

723
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 2: this bluetooth.

724
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: We're on the same.

725
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 2: Bluetooth, but I do have the same speaker. I was like,

726
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: how often does it dive for you? And he was

727
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 2: like never, And I go, well, that's not possible.

728
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: Never.

729
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: But anyway, he was saying, oh, we were talking. Someone

730
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 2: was backstage being like, I can't. I was trying to

731
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 2: memorize my jokes. Someone's trying to talk to me, and

732
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 2: I was like, I really I would love to hear

733
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 2: that lie, but I can't because I have to. I

734
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,439
Speaker 2: have to, like, I have to look at my notes.

735
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm about to stay on stage.

736
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 2: There's a famous person here to see me.

737
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,919
Speaker 5: And then uh so they came.

738
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 4: They did, Oh my god, we're friends.

739
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

740
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 2: Anyway, so I'm like, I I can't. I'm I'm so sorry.

741
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 2: And then I see him typing, which is always great

742
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 2: because the way you talk to he's gonna about to

743
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 2: be in Ander Santina's podcast. I'm sorry, I don't remember

744
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 2: your last name, Aaron. It's a h R E N.

745
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 2: But you can find him on kill Tony and then

746
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 2: look him up. But he's and he's only comic kill

747
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 2: No that doesn't talk. Okay, So anyway, he thank you

748
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 2: Brian for looking up. So he's typing. Probably does he

749
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 2: have a speaker on his hip and and a one

750
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 2: arm that's kind of slinked up. He's a young kid. Yeah, yeah,

751
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 2: he's he's great. He's so funny. But he was like

752
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 2: he was writing and his thing, and then his speaker

753
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 2: was like, the great thing about me is that I

754
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: don't have to memorize any jokes. And I was like,

755
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: oh that is nice. I was like, he goes, I

756
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 2: just you know, press it or whatever, and I go,

757
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 2: you have it so easy. Oh my god. There's a

758
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 2: lot of people in the room that don't know like

759
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 2: our relationship. But I was just like, and he's not,

760
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 2: like when he laughed, you can't hear it, so like

761
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 2: he really couldn't go sign on it, even though I

762
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 2: know he liked it. But I was just like, you

763
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 2: have it so easy. God, I wish I were you.

764
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 2: But then I was like, wait a second, So you

765
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 2: have all your jokes programmed in your phone already and

766
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 2: you just press play. I go, do you ever like

767
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 2: pretend you're typing just to like give the illusion? And

768
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 2: he was like sometimes, And I go, you should do

769
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 2: it every time, because every comedian pretends they're coming up

770
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 2: with stuff at the same time. You should do even

771
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 2: though it's a more obvious paper alert, Like, yes, I

772
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 2: was trying to come up the jokes because it's such

773
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 2: a joke basket.

774
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 4: Of there's something in there about ventriloquism. Also, like it

775
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 4: would be amazing if he also.

776
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: Oh, that's so funny, Like, oh.

777
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 4: My God, let's get him on the horn.

778
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 2: He was he was so interesting. Me and uh, Andrew

779
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 2: and Carlisle were at the improv and you know, like

780
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 2: at the improv, in the green room upstairs, there's like

781
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 2: a wall that comes down you have to like duck

782
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 2: under it.

783
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, super chamber.

784
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: It's so insane. It must be some kind of like

785
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 2: structural thing that they couldn't do. So anyway, there's two

786
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 2: You go up the stairs of the for the green

787
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 2: room at the improv, and there's one room and then

788
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 2: there's another room that like is the one that you

789
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 2: can get to the stage from. And to get to

790
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 2: the other room, you have to duck under this wall

791
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 2: and it's probably like a three foot clearing, but you

792
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 2: have to duck under this three foot clearing and then

793
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 2: suddenly you just emerge in this room where a bunch

794
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 2: of people could be hanging out, and you your entry

795
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 2: is just like awkward. Yeah, and it's whenever I do it,

796
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 2: like you you kind of sometimes do it and then

797
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 2: you're like you can't like back out like a door easily, right, but.

798
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 4: First basically like crawling through a laundry shoot.

799
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 2: It's I've never once entered that room and felt comfortable. Yeah,

800
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 2: even if there are friends there, cause you're like, hey,

801
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 2: so awkward. But we were all sitting there, met Andrew

802
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 2: and Carlisle, and we just see this guy kind of

803
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 2: like and he like moves slower because he has Cerera

804
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 2: palsy and he kind of like ducks under and I

805
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 2: can see his arm and I'm like, oh, this guy

806
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,359
Speaker 2: has something and I don't know what and he kind

807
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 2: of ducks under and then he just is standing there.

808
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 2: We can't see a speaker yet, so we're like kind

809
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 2: of just like looking at this guy. He's just like

810
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: looking at us and then like typing on his phone

811
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 2: and we're just like waiting. It was so like awkward.

812
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 2: It could have been so awkward, but it wasn't because

813
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 2: he's used to having these moments and so I kind

814
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 2: of was just feeling his energy like I'm just gonna

815
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 2: like wait for and he was like, Hi, I'm Eric.

816
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 2: Like it was just how are you guys tonight? And

817
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 2: it was just so easy, but it was. And then

818
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 2: we just started like ripping on things about like that

819
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 2: he could do jokes on which I felt almost hacky

820
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 2: doing because I'm like, have you thought about how like

821
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 2: if you tell a girl like you can never get

822
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 2: away with telling a girl like I didn't have my

823
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 2: phone on me or like you know, I'm sorry I

824
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 2: was away, but like she's like, well then how did

825
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 2: you eat? Or whatever it is? But he was really

826
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 2: nice and you should everyone should check him out and

827
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 2: maybe have belisel h r s.

828
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 5: Maybe it's belile. I don't know how to pronounce it.

829
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 2: It's it's not clear, Okay, is this weird? We were

830
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 2: talking for maybe two minutes and then maybe not even

831
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 2: that long, and I just go, what do you what's

832
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 2: going on with you? Like? What is what do you have?

833
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:28,320
Speaker 6: Like?

834
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 2: I just wanted to know why he couldn't talk, like

835
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 2: and I could tell. Carlotte and Andrew were kind of

836
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 2: like what, but like, I don't think that's a crazy question.

837
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 2: I'm not saying like this is weird. I just want

838
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 2: to know, like what do you have? And he said

839
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 2: he said some joke. At first, I forget what it was,

840
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 2: hungover something, you know, like I forget what it was

841
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 2: and social anxiety or something.

842
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: It was something like that.

843
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 2: But then he was like cerebral palsy, and I go,

844
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 2: way is I go?

845
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 6: Oh?

846
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 2: Josh Blue other famous comedian with CP, and he said,

847
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 2: well he can talk, and I was like, it's a

848
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 2: really good point, and he's like butt, And then I

849
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 2: was like, how long are you have you been nonverbal?

850
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 2: I don't think that handicap people get asked those questions

851
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 2: as much as you would think, except from kids who

852
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 2: are like, what's wrong with you?

853
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

854
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 2: And maybe I am being disrespect in that voice, but

855
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 2: I just feel like sometimes it just like cuts the

856
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 2: eye and you're just like, I just I wanted to know, like,

857
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: what's the thing that you like?

858
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: How rare?

859
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 7: Is it like that?

860
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 2: That's always interesting to me when someone has a really

861
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 2: rare disease is not.

862
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 5: Terminal, it's like a lifelong disease.

863
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I think it probably shortens your lifespan. I

864
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 2: can't believe it wouldn't, but it's I think. I was

865
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 2: like Josh Blue was someone who he was the first

866
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 2: person I've ever been around with CP, or maybe the

867
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 2: first person I've been around. No, I was, I had,

868
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 2: you know, uh, disabled or handicap? People with handicaps? What

869
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 2: do we say? Don't know? We should know that, but

870
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 2: people I don't know people I had special needs, special needs, special.

871
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the word dwarf if people.

872
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 2: In wheelchairs supposed to call little needs shorter. But I

873
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 2: remember being like, at first, being feeling awkward around someone

874
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 2: with that because I want to help out and I

875
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 2: feel like they're struggling, and it's like you want to

876
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 2: be patient, but you also don't want to help them,

877
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 2: and you're like you're so aware of like you're projecting

878
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 2: onto them, Like how would I feel if I was

879
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 2: in this And that's what suck so much, and they're

880
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 2: just so fucking used to it because it's all they know.

881
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: It's their life.

882
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like I always would feel like sad at first,

883
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 6: and then I would be like, well, I'm just not

884
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 6: going to even talk about it and I'm going to

885
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 6: be like totally normal, and I'm.

886
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 2: Like and then that's not right either, because it's such

887
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 2: a thing that they're dealing with that you have to

888
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 2: like when I do a joke about like I remember

889
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 2: pointing someone out in a wheelchair at a party and

890
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 2: I was like, it's the guy in thee chair of

891
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 2: my friend's like that's so don't do that, and it's like,

892
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 2: well he knows, like that's why are we you broke

893
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 2: your arm?

894
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 3: And your arm was in a cast. How many times

895
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 3: would you have to be asked what happened to your

896
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 3: arm before you were annoyed by it?

897
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 2: I think that I don't think I'd ever get annoyed,

898
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 2: because I would project, I would understand that I would

899
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 2: probably want to know too.

900
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 5: And that it's like every time you walk into your room,

901
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 5: it's like it back.

902
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 2: I broke it, obviously, But if I have something that

903
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,720
Speaker 2: is like my arm is curled up and I'm walking

904
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 2: with a limp and I can't talk, I would expect

905
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 2: people to and they wouldn't because everyone feels like it's

906
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 2: mean to ask if you have a disability or whatever,

907
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 2: or if you're differently abled. But I would get a

908
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 2: little annoyed with that, or if I was tall, I

909
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,760
Speaker 2: would get annoyed with people telling me, well, you're told

910
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 2: you yeah, yeah.

911
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 4: What if it was a large scar on your face?

912
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,959
Speaker 2: That would be rude? Would I think to ask people

913
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 2: unless you knew them really well, even though it shouldn't be.

914
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 2: I don't think if I had a mark, if I

915
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 2: had a large scar. Oh, this is actually a great point.

916
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 2: I had to I cut my face. My my dentist

917
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 2: cut my face accidentally, and I had to go to

918
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 2: event an event that night, and I talked about this

919
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 2: on the pod, But I had to wear a band

920
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 2: aid on my face at this like event that was

921
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 2: like a you know, abortion rights event that I was

922
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 2: going to, and there are people there to take pictures

923
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 2: with me, and I walk into it and I want

924
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 2: to well, I was just saying that, So it's like

925
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 2: it's about aesthetics. It wasn't about that. There was a

926
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 2: stand up comedy to be like, and there was no

927
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 2: chance for me to say, hey, I've got a band

928
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 2: aid on my face, you know, which I would do

929
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 2: if I was on stage. So what do you do,

930
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 2: Like when there's something glaring that is like happening on you,

931
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 2: on your person, maybe you're wearing something that's like not

932
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 2: right for the event. I know, Lizzie, you would go, hey,

933
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 2: I just want to say, I came from the gym.

934
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 2: I didn't know I couldn't go home in time. That's

935
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 2: why I'm wearing this.

936
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 4: Like you and Jim, I would never sit.

937
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 2: I kept being like, I've abandoned on my face. It's

938
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 2: my dentist cut me, and I'm just like, we don't

939
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 2: need to know that, and I'm like, but you do,

940
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 2: because otherwise you'd whisper about it later.

941
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, like what she do?

942
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 2: Like, I just feel like it needs to be I

943
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 2: do think that it needs Like if I had a

944
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 2: big scar, and by the way, I think I really

945
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 2: like scars, so I wouldn't mind someone asking, but I

946
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 2: would I would think that's maybe rude.

947
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 3: Sometimes it is a little bit too much. Like if

948
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 3: you washed your hands in the bathroom. Remember when we

949
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 3: all used to back in two thousand and eight, go

950
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 3: I didn't.

951
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 5: Piss on my hands.

952
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 2: I still do that.

953
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 4: I still say yes, yes, sorry, I just washed my hands.

954
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 4: That's why they're That's why they're what we.

955
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: Don't need to know that.

956
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 5: I think that's that's that to me is just don't

957
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 5: shake hands then do a fist pump.

958
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 2: No, okay, yeah sure, but if it's if someone goes

959
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 2: in for a handshake doing the fist pun it just

960
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 2: makes things so awkward. You're not Howie Mandel. Everyone doesn't

961
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 2: know your little fucking like, just do the handshake and

962
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 2: then if my hand's wet, I gotta say something. I

963
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 2: can't have them thinking I have a wet hands.

964
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: I was nervous to meet you.

965
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 2: I don't want to say this isn't my urine on

966
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 2: my hand. I didn't just piss all over you, and

967
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 2: I can just say I just wash my hands. I

968
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 2: don't think is I.

969
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 4: Don't think anyone's over. I've never been excited to shake

970
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 4: someone's hand.

971
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 5: No, no elbow. I love when the elbow got introduced.

972
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 2: No, I don't wait, I haven't really, Yeah, I don't

973
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 2: mind it. I like I forget to wash my hands

974
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 2: after meet and greet. It's like I don't have a

975
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 2: germ thing though almost to it false.

976
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 5: Nikki doesn't believes, doesn't believe in the power of dreams.

977
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 2: I don't but petting a dog. If I even so

978
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 2: much as touch a dog with a finger, I can

979
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: feel it all day and I need to instantly go

980
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 2: wash it before anything. I can feel the dander. I

981
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 2: know that's different.

982
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: I hate, I hate like I love my dog, but

983
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: like I also hate when he gets near me. I

984
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: don't think they are playing. At most, they're disgusting.

985
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 2: I mean, we gotta go to break. We'll be back

986
00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 2: with more for the handshake thing. I've Yeah, I don't

987
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 2: mind it, and I gotta be more mindful of that.

988
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 2: People don't want to do it, dude, what about hugging?

989
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 4: I might prefer a hug actually, because then at least

990
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 4: I can turn my face away, which I do.

991
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 2: Yes, here's a thing that I know.

992
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 4: I really don't like contact. I'm like, but then I

993
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 4: can turn my face home.

994
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 2: No, because I understand, like you have reason to not

995
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 2: want germs. Yeah, I'll look it over you, like, I

996
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 2: mean we all do. But like it's it makes sense.

997
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 2: But I was thinking of this the other night and Lizzie,

998
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 2: maybe this is something that we can describe for men

999
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 2: and maybe Noah, you understand it too. I mean, I

1000
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 2: definitely think women do. There are certain men that you

1001
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 2: I don't even know that I realize I do this,

1002
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 2: but I categorize them as when we meet or see

1003
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 2: each other, I have to hug them and get a

1004
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 2: kiss on the cheek because they're a cheek kisser. Like

1005
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 2: I will mark those men and I will know that

1006
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 2: like they need an extra embrace. And there are men

1007
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 2: that I actually really love, like I could list them

1008
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 2: out and I won't now, but I'm gonna send your

1009
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 2: name to you and you tell me if it makes

1010
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 2: you go, I'm gonna have to embrace that person.

1011
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: Longer.

1012
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, do you know him?

1013
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 4: Yes, I know who that is.

1014
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 2: Do you know that the embrace is gonna have to

1015
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 2: be extra long? He's gonna make it longer. He's gonna

1016
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 2: he will, yes, and to give him what he needs.

1017
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, And.

1018
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 2: He's just a loving god like I just I do

1019
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 2: feel like I saw him the other night and I

1020
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 2: didn't get to hug him, but I saw him on

1021
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 2: stage and I was like, Oh, I'm gonna have hug

1022
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 2: him later. Oh. He's one of those guys that it's

1023
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 2: like I have to like almost brace myself for like

1024
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 2: a longer embrace. And I don't mind it because I

1025
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 2: actually feel like he's like a teddy bear and it's

1026
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 2: not sexual. But there are some that I just do

1027
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 2: you know what? Do you know what I'm talking about? Like,

1028
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 2: there are some men that you know are gonna give

1029
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 2: you a kiss on the cheek and forever.

1030
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 7: A little like a hug, and then they press an

1031
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 7: even harder yes, And I love that cheek on the

1032
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 7: the kiss on the cheek.

1033
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 2: Do you know men who do that?

1034
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 4: And you're the fact that you were watching someone thinking

1035
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to hug him later is so funny.

1036
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm kind of I need almost think

1037
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 2: because I really do love this man and I and

1038
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 2: he's never creeped me out. There. Certainly there are men

1039
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 2: that creep you up, but I'm talking about cheek kissers

1040
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 2: that I have, Like they just do it to every

1041
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 2: girl and it's just like we all know about it.

1042
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 7: I've had someone, like more of an acquaintance in the

1043
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 7: past who I would see frequently, and because he was

1044
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 7: shorter than me, he would hug me and the kiss

1045
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 7: would land on my neck and it really creeped me out.

1046
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 1: There's nothing European. I mean, there is so much.

1047
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, cheek kissing in Europe is insane, Like

1048
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 2: we're talking about germs that is for everyone you meet,

1049
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 2: and sometimes they do three Oh my god. It's like

1050
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 2: when you yeah, but you don't actually.

1051
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,919
Speaker 5: Kiss the cheek, you just kissed next to the cheek.

1052
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 2: Oh you kind of just like caring. Okay, I like that,

1053
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 2: but even that makes me so nervous to get it

1054
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 2: wrong and go to the wrong side. And then you

1055
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 2: threaten like almost kissing them because it's so.

1056
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 5: I don't even like saying hello, Like what is all

1057
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 5: this performative bullship.

1058
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: I'm a hello, I'm a hello.

1059
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:05,439
Speaker 2: Man.

1060
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 4: I wish we bowed.

1061
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: I hate being touched.

1062
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 6: So much to do that.

1063
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 5: Jah, my god.

1064
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 2: I was watching a Korean soap opera the other day

1065
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 2: called maz what is it called. It's called Tokyo Maison

1066
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 2: Tokyo or something. It's on Netflix, but it was playing

1067
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 2: in the nail salon and I.

1068
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 5: Was like, oh, I can't believe I've watched this house.

1069
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

1070
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 2: So it was like it was about a like two

1071
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 2: restaurants that are in competition with each other. I was

1072
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 2: sucked into this thing. These actors were so amazing, but

1073
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 2: they there's one scene where the girl had like lied

1074
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 2: about something and she had to confess that she lied

1075
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 2: to like everyone that she was, all the chefs around her,

1076
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 2: and she just was like and I'm sorry, and she

1077
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,760
Speaker 2: she like bowed like this and I'm sorry. She says

1078
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 2: about three one two three and then slowly rose back up.

1079
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 5: And I well, I contact and I loved it.

1080
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 2: It was a way to say sorry and like, really,

1081
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's more it's more extra than sorry,

1082
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 2: like it actually made it mean something.

1083
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 4: But I wish they had panned down and there had

1084
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 4: been a scallop. A single.

1085
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: Was picking up. It was like, yeah, Bobby for apple and.

1086
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,720
Speaker 4: Then comes up and she's like, dinner serves.

1087
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 1: I just I would love a bow if we could

1088
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 1: become a bow man.

1089
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 5: Why is it racist for us whites to do the back?

1090
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 5: Can't know it kind of but you did?

1091
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 6: Fine?

1092
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, but.

1093
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 6: I do feel like the moment I start bowing, I'm

1094
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 6: also going to be like, you know, I do want

1095
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 6: to wear kimoda.

1096
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: That I keep going further, I have a ponytail.

1097
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 4: Is there something about it? Religiously like a Judeo Christian, like,

1098
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,959
Speaker 4: we don't worship false idols, therefore we won't bow.

1099
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 6: I mean probably nobody in this country is kind of

1100
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 6: fucked up because of religion, and.

1101
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 2: We are all like so proud too. I think that

1102
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 2: apologizing is such a difficult thing for Americans. Your elders

1103
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 2: and yeah, we just don't respect elders like they do.

1104
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 2: I I used to have a joke that I lived

1105
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 2: with my parents until I was twenty five, which is

1106
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 2: embarrassing unless you're Asian. And people used to go, oh,

1107
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 2: and I'm like no, because in their country, you stay

1108
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 2: with your family forever because you know that laughing it

1109
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 2: just they were all bowing to me.

1110
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 4: Did you watch the Live to one hundred documentary.

1111
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 2: That guy that has like a scratchy voice, so yes,

1112
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 2: his voice.

1113
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 4: You think it was hosted by RFK.

1114
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 2: I do like that guy though a lot. And yeah,

1115
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 2: he found Yeah, but.

1116
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 4: Wasn't there like a city in Japan where they were

1117
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 4: living so long and it's because they didn't have chairs

1118
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 4: and there and they're squatting all the time and they're

1119
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 4: they're constantly going just from sitting to standing, Yeah, and

1120
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 4: using like their their core or there, yeah, certain muscles.

1121
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 2: Why did we not know about course core strength until

1122
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 2: like maybe ten years ago, Like there was no mention of.

1123
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was no one, no one there is falling

1124
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 4: in the shower and breaking it.

1125
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 3: They squat there's waiting for the bus. It's frequently people

1126
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,839
Speaker 3: will just squat down. They won't sit anywhere. And then

1127
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 3: the toilets, right, the toilets too, squat on.

1128
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 4: There's just like a whole yeah doing that one.

1129
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you sit on the toilet or the whole

1130
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 5: He got rid of my toilet?

1131
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 2: Do you guys when you're have to go number two

1132
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 2: in a public restroom and then us for number one

1133
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 2: or two do you do you hover over?

1134
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,359
Speaker 4: Depends on the condition. I eye it first, and then

1135
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 4: if there's a sprinkle.

1136
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 2: Of pea, I will just wipe it off.

1137
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: I wipe it off, and like, if I'm feeling really

1138
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: I'll give it a little.

1139
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 2: Sun it off. No I.

1140
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,240
Speaker 1: Do number two in public?

1141
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 5: Yeah it's inane, but.

1142
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 2: Is it like your body won't even allow it.

1143
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,959
Speaker 1: It doesn't come shuts down.

1144
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 2: So you've never had to go number two in public?

1145
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 2: And then you can't. It's just like your body won't

1146
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 2: even yes, it won't even suggest I have.

1147
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 4: I have.

1148
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: Literally my doctor even said this the shyest asshole.

1149
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 4: That would be an amazing reality show.

1150
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 2: Jenny Slate would voice cartoon. Yeah, that's that's how At

1151
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, I never have to go pee, even though

1152
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 2: I've drank so much water. Like my body is just like, no,

1153
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 2: that's not what we're doing now, and then it will

1154
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,240
Speaker 2: or you know, when I go on stage. My feet

1155
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 2: don't hurt when I'm in choose. When I'm on stage,

1156
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 2: in the second I stop off, they'll start hurting. You

1157
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 2: just like your body can figure.

1158
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 1: Out what to do. You're in your fight mode right now.

1159
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like when you're sick like a soul.

1160
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I totally am. You're so right.

1161
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 4: I do.

1162
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 3: I very rarely pooh in public, but if I do,

1163
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,760
Speaker 3: I do a little toilet paper covering.

1164
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 5: Oh you did, I do the little the.

1165
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: Five It's a ritual.

1166
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 2: Oh god, I just it's too much.

1167
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 5: Just put them all down.

1168
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm too horrified.

1169
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 6: And it does nothing but like going into a bathroom

1170
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 6: and then like if like at work, like I can

1171
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 6: never do it because if somebody ever like smelled my shit, I.

1172
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:22,720
Speaker 1: Would be really I'd be like, because I've smelled people' shit.

1173
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,959
Speaker 2: Sucks like this person, Like I can do a twenty

1174
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 2: three one meter on you, right, like all the data

1175
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 2: I've collected. Oh, it's it's bad. You're right, But I've

1176
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 2: never thought about that. I guess I just don't care. Yeah,

1177
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 2: and my and I just do a curzy flush. As

1178
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 2: soon as it's coming out, I start flushing, you know.

1179
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 2: So it's just it doesn't have any chance to like

1180
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 2: meet the air.

1181
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 1: Oh that's fine. So you're like a train conductor.

1182
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 2: But sometimes it does not go down right. And it's

1183
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 2: one bathroom at a Starbucks that other people are lined

1184
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 2: up outside, and what do you do then I mean

1185
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 2: that's why you wrap your hand and take paper to

1186
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 2: and you get in and you pull it out, you

1187
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 2: put it in the trash. Ben, Yeah, you gotta do it. No,

1188
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 2: I don't want people to see in my poom.

1189
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 4: You've stuck your hand in a Starbucks toilet.

1190
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but with like with my hand wrapped in toilet

1191
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 2: paper like like a mummy and yeah, And I just

1192
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 2: don't want people. I mean, I've talked about this on

1193
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 2: the show before. It was it was an instant. You

1194
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 2: can look it up on YouTube. It's called shitten's because

1195
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 2: we make mittens out of it's called shit and people

1196
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 2: were disgusted by it, but I can't it was. It

1197
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 2: all stemmed from being at a comedy show and there

1198
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,800
Speaker 2: was like a line of men and women trying to

1199
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 2: get in one bathroom. And I went and it was

1200
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 2: it wouldn't go down. And you did not have everyone

1201
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 2: on that show. It was at comics, not comics.

1202
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 6: It was on a.

1203
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 2: Cabin to.

1204
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 1: I honestly, I'm impressed with the confidence.

1205
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 2: Of a cabin My body doesn't shut down like that.

1206
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 6: It like was.

1207
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 2: It was insane. It was one bathroom and and so

1208
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 2: there's a long line of people, and you just I

1209
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,320
Speaker 2: just couldn't bear having someone think that I did that.

1210
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 2: So I just ship int it and you you put

1211
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 2: it in the trash and then you put a bunch

1212
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 2: of toilet paper on top and stuff so that doesn't

1213
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 2: smell in the trash. I mean, it's just already a

1214
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 2: smelly bar. People do cocaine, but you wash your hands

1215
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 2: like a doctor afterwards. Like, I know it's disgusting, but

1216
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 2: like if I use antibacterial soap a crazy amount on

1217
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 2: every part of my arm that could have ever touched anything,

1218
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:27,800
Speaker 2: how gross?

1219
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 5: Is it pretty gross? I mean, I guess you're covering

1220
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 5: up the evidence.

1221
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 3: I don't see the difference between like leaving in the

1222
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 3: toilet and then putting it in the trash.

1223
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,399
Speaker 5: It still is like po.

1224
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 4: Final thought emerging your hand is that things can go

1225
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 4: into through your cuticlied skin hand.

1226
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 2: But that's why I scrub like under my fucking fingers.

1227
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 1: Like really going yeah, like.

1228
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 3: There, yeah, And also that this was what fifteen years ago,

1229
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 3: by the way, this is fifteen years ago.

1230
00:55:58,239 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I would do it today.

1231
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 4: Interesting, I would do it today.

1232
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 2: Absolutely.

1233
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 3: It's not like I would like you'd have more confidence

1234
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 3: that you wouldn't need to do it.

1235
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want anyone, Like Sean said, it's not about

1236
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 2: the smell. I just don't want someone seeing my ship,

1237
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 2: like honestly and seeing my asshole.

1238
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 5: Like I brot them, like, go look inside, pull my.

1239
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 2: Ash support and bend over in front of them, then

1240
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 2: see my ship, Like, yeah, it is the most.

1241
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 1: Private thing we have.

1242
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 5: What about just covering up the ship and the toilet

1243
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 5: with the ship instead of that, they have to go.

1244
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 2: It's like out of respect for them to like, now

1245
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:31,880
Speaker 2: they have to deal.

1246
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 5: You're making layers, you know, like a cemetery when it's

1247
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 5: too full.

1248
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 2: And I understand, when there's already a cemetery going on,

1249
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 2: I'll just put on top of the center bodies. But

1250
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 2: if it's the first, if I'm the first body to

1251
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 2: be buried, I gotta get rid of them.

1252
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 1: I say, I'm close.

1253
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 6: I've ever come to like actually, just like moving away

1254
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 6: out of la and leaving is work. And I had

1255
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 6: a Google search asking why is my ship pencil shape?

1256
00:56:55,160 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 2: And I saw, dude, it's so funny.

1257
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 4: My God, by the way, a shy asshole would make

1258
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,240
Speaker 4: a pencil.

1259
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 2: Number two number two.

1260
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 5: Wow, that's almost too perfect.

1261
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 2: God, And you know what the beauty of this is

1262
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 2: is that you were gonna leave town because someone saw

1263
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 2: you google that, but then you just told us that.

1264
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 2: Why is that that things right after the moment are

1265
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 2: like horrifying, the worst thing I could ever have to

1266
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 2: you cut to five years down the road saying them

1267
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 2: for everyone to hear. Anyone could hear that you're truly yours.

1268
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: Your most humiliating moments becomes so funny.

1269
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 2: To make it like it's a lesson for anyone out

1270
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 2: there who like, has embarrassing moments happened to you, Like

1271
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 2: the thing that you is going to make you leave

1272
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 2: the job that you're working out because the like just

1273
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 2: use it later for a good story and a dinner.

1274
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 2: Like it freezes us all because we all have these things,

1275
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 2: and like, just think about how funny it will be

1276
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 2: some day later on. And I hope to God that

1277
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 2: it's funny for you. I hope you in your life

1278
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 2: that you could share those things with that it will

1279
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 2: be funny and if not, just d m them to

1280
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 2: us because.

1281
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 5: We like this stuff.

1282
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 4: I wish we'd still had Clippy because then Clippy could

1283
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 4: have like what if I have Clippy's shape like Clippy?

1284
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 3: But you should get a in all seriousness, you should

1285
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 3: get a colonoscopy. Pencil shape benef indicate polyps, which which

1286
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:31,959
Speaker 3: was my great word.

1287
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: I got checked out at the time horrifically addicted to you.

1288
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 2: And it was back to school.

1289
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 1: Season, you know.

1290
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 4: I got a klioscopy like a few months ago, and

1291
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 4: as I'm going under, someone was like, oh, do you

1292
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 4: do comedy? And I go yeah, and the like, I'm

1293
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 4: I'm nude, you know, gown opened in the back on

1294
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 4: my side, and he goes anything I can find online

1295
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 4: and I go, no, no, I just go now like

1296
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 4: I want you looking up clips of me while you're

1297
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 4: my ass is being.

1298
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 2: Like, well, I had a similar thing I think I

1299
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 2: talked about in the podcast, but I'm trying to figure

1300
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 2: out how to sit talk about on stage. I was

1301
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 2: getting a spray tant fully naked, Like I didn't wear

1302
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 2: the right underwear to have the spraytant on top of

1303
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 2: the underwear, so I had to just go nude. And

1304
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 2: the girl is just like, I didn't think she knew

1305
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 2: who I was. I didn't even think she would know.

1306
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 2: I wasn't even thinking in that way. And she was like,

1307
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 2: I just want to say you killed her on the rows.

1308
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 2: My boyfriend is such a huge man, And I was like, oh,

1309
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 2: that's so nice. And I'm standing there just like spread eagle,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, she's definitely gonna tell her boyfriend about

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Speaker 2: my vagina. Yeah, there's no way. We haven't exchanged. And

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Speaker 2: there's how do you say? I met Nikki Glazer at work?

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Speaker 2: And there's no there's nothing else that happened between us

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Speaker 2: except you painted my vagina and that there's you paint.

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Speaker 5: That's totally normal for her. She's spray tanning people all

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Speaker 5: day line everybody.

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Speaker 2: How do you not go home and say, hey, this

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Speaker 2: famous person that was my client today? And how is

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Speaker 2: the next question not what was it like nake? What

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Speaker 2: did you look like naked?

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Speaker 1: It has to be because they don't have hip hop.

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Speaker 1: There's no hip hop.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, there should be son the Brentwood Pavilion. Honestly,

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Speaker 4: I wish there was hip hop for every conversation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that would give you some security. I guess.

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Speaker 4: I like, don't tell anybody this, yes, and then but

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Speaker 4: I feel like that's not fair of me to do.

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Speaker 2: In a way, because you give the option to people like, hey,

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Speaker 2: if I tell you this, are you cool with not

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Speaker 2: telling anyone because sometimes one time someone was like, you

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Speaker 2: can't tell anyone, and I was just at a point

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Speaker 2: in my life where I was like, I know it's

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Speaker 2: about to come out as too juicy, and I just don't.

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Speaker 2: I'd rather do not tell me because I can't be trusted. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: I kind of like read myself. I think people can

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Speaker 2: opt out of it. I think that's there is a

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Speaker 2: way if you just go you can't tell anyone, blah

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Speaker 2: blah blah, but like give them a chance.

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Speaker 4: Well I'll say it here and now then I created Hippa.

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Speaker 2: All right, I gotta go. Thank you guys so much

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Speaker 2: for being here. This was so fun, Lizzie Cooperman. Everyone,

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Speaker 2: do you have a podcast?

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Speaker 4: No, I can't believe it. I don't have my podcast

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 2: But it was so it's still up. I'm guessing it

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Speaker 2: was so fun.

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Speaker 4: It is Lizzie Cooperman's in your hands. I crowdsourced my

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Speaker 4: life for a year.

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Speaker 2: She would pose like a question to her listeners every week,

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01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 2: like should I do this or this? And then they

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Speaker 2: would vote and she would have to do it. And

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Speaker 2: it ended up you worked at Victoria.

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Speaker 4: Ended up working at Victoria's Secret. Yeah. As and when

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Speaker 4: I left Victoria's Secret, I'm proud to say I was

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Speaker 4: Associate of the month. Oh yes, I went and my

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Speaker 4: name was Elizabeth and that I was a ghost writer.

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Speaker 2: I love that you can just and then cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But I think they were kind of onto mecause they

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Speaker 4: were like, the might you work here one day?

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Speaker 6: I go.

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Speaker 4: During the pandemic, people had time to write their own books.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I need to pick up.

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Speaker 2: I bought a bra from vitin a secret the other

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Speaker 2: day and it was fifty four dollars for like a

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Speaker 2: bay sick one that you can get to target for

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01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 2: like twenty and I was like, this is I just

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Speaker 2: grabbed it. Let's just do this. When the associate was

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Speaker 2: very nice as you all are trained to be, and

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Speaker 2: fifty four dollars, I almost was like, no, what that's crazy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks too much.

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Speaker 2: It was. It wasn't like a nice one. It was

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Speaker 2: just they're basic.

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Speaker 3: We need to start voting with our wallets on this

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Speaker 3: inflation stuff. Corporations are artificially inflating prices and blaming.

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Speaker 5: It on inflation. Oh, just stolid buying ten dollars hamburgers.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I can't Sean O'Connor, thank you for being here,

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Speaker 2: you for having me. Wait, do you guys want to

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01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 2: plug anything? Do you have anything to plug? I just

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01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 2: pugged an old podcast of yours.

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Speaker 4: Lizzie Coooperman dot com. I've got all my shows listed there.

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Speaker 2: She's so funny, you guys check her out. Cue one

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01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 2: of the best ever Sean.

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Speaker 1: O'Connor, October seventh, on Hulu. Check out The Solar Opposites

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Speaker 1: Halloween special written by me. Oh my, wait, what it's

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01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: gonna be fun?

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Speaker 6: What is it? It's the show I work on, and

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01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 6: it's it's about aliens. But this is a stars Thomas

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01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 6: middle Ditch and oh yeah, Steven, is.

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Speaker 4: That Mary mack On? That ry so funny? You love

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Speaker 4: Mary mac?

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01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's really great. We have a Halloween specialist

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Speaker 1: part two of last year.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it wasn't last year.

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Speaker 1: What was it called.

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01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 5: It's like Mister Weebles something or other.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know the name of it.

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Speaker 6: Seven, yes, and it's called The Hunt for Brown October.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. And then Brian check him out in the

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Speaker 2: New York Times.

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Speaker 5: That's right, and.

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01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 2: Possibly something else coming down though.

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01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 3: I was in Food fifty two Today, which is a

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Speaker 3: big popular Instagram at a yeah, Apple related.

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Speaker 2: Apple Rankings dot Com.

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01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:39,919
Speaker 5: Check it out.

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01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 1: He's the new Steve Jobs right.

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Speaker 2: All right, I've actually got some tour dates coming up

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Speaker 2: that I can plug real quick. Noah, uh do you

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Speaker 2: know what they are? Yes? I did?

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Speaker 7: California right uh so, yep, September twentieth is the next date,

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Speaker 7: which you'll be in Lincoln, California.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Valley Casino Resort in Lincoln, California. And then

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Speaker 2: on the twenty first, which is a Saturday, I will

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Speaker 2: be witch John O'Connor on both of these, right, I

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Speaker 2: will be in Modesto Lazy Peers. Well, I do a

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Speaker 2: joke about Scott Piers.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you killed that.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, Modesto Gallop Center for the Arts. So next

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Speaker 2: week California twentieth and twenty first, and then I'm in

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Speaker 2: Vegas with David Spade the following weekend, the twenty seventh

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01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:28,640
Speaker 2: and twenty eighth of the Venetian, and then a bunch

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Speaker 2: more tour dates coming up Windsor, Ontario, and then yeah,

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Speaker 2: look for me on just pay attention to my socials.

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Speaker 2: Something fun coming up and I can't wait for you

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Speaker 2: to see it all right. Thank you, Dobika.

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Speaker 6: Bye.

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