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Speaker 1: We hate being hungry.

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Speaker 2: We hate being hungry so bad that we have started

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Speaker 2: a complete charity campaign.

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Speaker 3: To fight hunger.

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Speaker 4: Okay, why are you so because I'm hungry? Brokay, First,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Secondly, after you listen, go to Brook and Jeffrey dot

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Speaker 4: To action against hunger.

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Speaker 2: Action against take action against hunger.

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Speaker 4: So do it, Jeffrey dot com.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's important.

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Speaker 4: Okay, go get some food. Let's start this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Let me start today's show by first saying happy holidays,

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Speaker 1: Yes Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. And second, make

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Speaker 1: sure if you haven't already, to subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey TikTok. And speaking of TikTok, a video posted

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Speaker 1: by user Brett Bratt three five nine just went viral

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Speaker 1: got over four point three million views thousands of comments.

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Speaker 1: Because you might remember last week we talked about a

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Speaker 1: family who found a baby owl living inside of their

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Speaker 1: Christmas jere and you showed the picture.

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Speaker 4: It was the cutest little thing ever.

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Speaker 1: Well, this may have been a little bit worse because,

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Speaker 1: as forty two year old mom brett Ingram was decorating

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Speaker 1: her faux snow tree. She heard a sneeze coming from

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Speaker 1: the inside of the branches.

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Speaker 4: Wait, oh wait, it's a fake tree too.

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Speaker 1: And upon closer inspections, she realized that noise was coming

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Speaker 1: from a live possum. Oh my god, here's the audio.

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Speaker 5: Not as cute as now.

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Speaker 6: I am literally freaking out right now. I have no

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Speaker 6: idea how this possum got in my house and up

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Speaker 6: into my tree, and I'm trying to get him out,

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Speaker 6: but it will not let me. And I just don't

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Speaker 6: know what to do. I don't know how I got

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Speaker 7: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Oh es, just show us a picture. And it's so cute.

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Speaker 4: You don't know that's so cute.

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Speaker 1: It's terrifying looking. Possibly you never actually watched a video.

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Speaker 1: It's really really scary when it's peaking out from between

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Speaker 4: Animals are marsupials.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what they taste like, broke. Nobody asks

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Speaker 1: if they're sweeter, they're savory, or whatever flavor you put on.

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Speaker 1: But one person joke that Sannah must have given her

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Speaker 1: an early present, while another wrote new fear unlocked. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because in the video you could see the possum peeking

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Speaker 1: while Brett films it. We're gonna have that up on

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Speaker 1: the brook and Jeffrey instant stories here in a second.

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Speaker 1: And so what did she do? Brett never called animal

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Speaker 4: Would she do get a bag and try to trap

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Speaker 1: She removed the little guy herself as it quote held

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Speaker 4: She's as tamer.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Now let's move on and get into your shock

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Speaker 1: collar question of the day with our own digital Jake.

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Speaker 1: Just in time for Christmas, give it to us, Jake.

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Speaker 3: Some people say the true meaning of Christmas is about

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Speaker 3: love and family, maybe even a little giving in there,

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Speaker 3: But our own Alexis Fuller firmly believes that the true

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Speaker 3: meaning is taking, taking and breaking hearts, taking tanning pills,

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Speaker 3: and taking gifts.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, give gifts, non pill.

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Speaker 3: She's a big gift taker, yes, And that's why today

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Speaker 3: she's gonna be quizzed on the famous holiday song from

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Speaker 3: the seventeen hundreds that's all about gifts, the Twelve Days

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Speaker 3: of Christmas, Alexis, how well do you know the song?

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Speaker 3: Have you sang it before? Have you heard it before?

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Speaker 8: Oh? I know it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think song's rhyme.

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Speaker 5: Brook and I were trying to think about the song

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Speaker 4: We couldn't remember what Okay, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Three and a half seconds with Alexis like always, we're

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Speaker 3: Okay, Brook, your category is recreational activities of the seventeen

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Speaker 4: It's all based on the song. It's you know what's

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Speaker 7: The Nutcracker a couple of weekends ago and there was

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Speaker 4: You guys do the Twelve Days? And I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Know, Brooks like ten packs of Camels.

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Speaker 7: I was so confident going in until it came time.

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Speaker 4: So just because of my own terribleness.

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Speaker 5: I can't do it.

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Speaker 4: Yes, wow, I'm gonna say she gets it wrong.

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Speaker 3: Right, Brook's betting against Alexis. Here's your question. In the

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Speaker 3: song the Twelve Days of Christmas, there are ten lords

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Speaker 3: in it who are a leaping. There are eleven pipers

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Speaker 3: who are piping. Yeah, what are the nine ladies doing?

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Speaker 4: Oh that's easy. The nine ladies are dancing.

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Speaker 8: Dang it.

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Speaker 5: The lords were.

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Speaker 1: The other ones have like rhymes with them, like lords leaping,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the ladies do be dancing. Correction, no matter what

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Speaker 3: it serves you, Right, Jeffery, it's your turn now.

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Speaker 3: Your category is the middle part of the song, just

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Speaker 1: But as you go towards, like, the higher the number is,

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Speaker 3: Quote an elder millennial know about the middle part.

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Speaker 5: Such a good joke. I hope you guys got.

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Speaker 3: That, Alexis. I need you to correctly finish this lyric.

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Speaker 3: On the seventh day of Chris, Miss my true love

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I thought it was calling birds, Miss Collie.

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Speaker 9: Birds.

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Speaker 3: Birds, Colleen colle is what I have here?

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Speaker 4: Weird?

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Speaker 5: But who are they call.

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Speaker 10: For you?

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Speaker 1: Jeff though, yes.

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Speaker 3: On her, Jeff bet on her. Alexis got it correctly, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 3: You're safe.

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Speaker 1: Who would have thought that Alexis is a master of

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Speaker 4: I mean, what's left in the song almost all the numbers.

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Speaker 3: Let's go over to jose Your category is ornithology, a

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, well, she seems to have known it

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Speaker 5: She's gonna get this right.

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Speaker 3: I would say he's betting on Alexis. Here's your question, Alexis,

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Speaker 3: if you really inspect the song, six out of the

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Speaker 3: twelve gifts given are just different types of birds. You've

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Speaker 3: Hard Sorry, we were looking for the two turtle dove.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you remembered it.

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Speaker 3: Jose You bet on election?

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Speaker 10: Mean?

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jose are getting shocked. That was sorry and.

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Speaker 1: So close to being a clean sweep. Unfortunately, Jose is

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Speaker 1: going to be getting shocked here in Brook. Somebody wanted

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Speaker 1: to hear not twelve days of Christmas. They want Santa

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Speaker 1: Claus is coming to town.

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Speaker 4: Oh right, you better watch out. You better not cry,

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Speaker 5: I'm telling you.

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Speaker 4: Wow, worse than cold. That That was.

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Speaker 1: Your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Our listeners may or may not know this, but Brooke

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Speaker 5: Yes, she is.

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Speaker 1: I tell people this wait wait, philanthropists.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, it means that you're cheating.

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Speaker 1: I literally guess she is a bhilanthropist. She does a

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Speaker 4: To try, I don't do as much as I should.

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Speaker 1: In fact, she recently just started a new one. And

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Speaker 1: it's not like the newspapers are trying to say just

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Speaker 1: to get around the tax laws. This one is from

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Speaker 1: the bottom of her heart. It's called the OPF, the

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Speaker 1: one percent Founding, helping billionaires who can't re upholster their megga.

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Speaker 1: be fair if they use their own money to do God. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: But your charity, Yeah, our slogans feel bad for the rich.

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Speaker 1: Maybe there's a whole new, even more elite foundation that

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Speaker 1: she just started and she's going to be stumping for

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Speaker 1: when we do a brand new what's on your mind

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Speaker 1: that's coming up? I don't want to be a crampis,

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Speaker 1: but uh, I can tell something's going on upstairs. In

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Speaker 1: our head, brainy box, things that we all need to

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Speaker 1: get out for our mental health.

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Speaker 4: Yep.

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Speaker 1: So let's go ahead and do that with another What's

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Speaker 1: on your mind? Starting with Brooke Brook. Tell us what's

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Speaker 1: on your mind?

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Speaker 7: Well, first, we had the best holiday show dinner last night. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: it was a lovely time at Anthony's and it.

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Speaker 4: Was a beautiful restaurant overlooking the city.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I just have a couple of observations, we'll say. Okay, first,

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Speaker 7: I want to thank Alexis for attempting to be an adult.

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Speaker 4: And order the salmon. You know, she said she never

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Speaker 4: and I think she felt really refined as she choked

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Speaker 1: It's a little bit of a refined taste.

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Speaker 4: And she kept telling Ashley next to her, Hey, do

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Speaker 7: Now, Jeffrey, you could have worn something besides a T shirt.

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Speaker 1: you wearing my dead grandfather's jacket, his bomber jacket. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he told me, Jeffrey, I would like you to wear

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Speaker 7: And then there was a moment where Jose almost like

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Speaker 4: She would have seen us creeping on her Instagram.

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Speaker 4: It made me very nervous, very why. Yeah, that's kind

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Speaker 1: We apologize for embarrassing you at dinner. What's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Well, speaking of the server last night, I specifically requested

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Speaker 4: Other, and that makes me feel better. Oh yeah, Well,

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Speaker 4: You're already proud of her.

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Speaker 5: So and that's when I realized yelled you.

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Speaker 2: Our producer boy was right next to me and he's like, dude,

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Speaker 5: Yell I'm gonna be all alone for a week?

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, I think I did.

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Speaker 9: Away.

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Speaker 4: I'm dying of now her back to creep.

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Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, So we'll see how this works.

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Speaker 1: On your mind.

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Speaker 4: I kind of have what Brooke was saying about me

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Speaker 9: So well that I don't like seafood, and I was

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Speaker 8: I want to be a seafood girl, and I went

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Speaker 4: I can't even try muscles.

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Speaker 1: You do know, you're sure?

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Speaker 4: Look I ate it, all of it? Are you sure?

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Speaker 4: I ate it all? But I'm only going to go

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Speaker 4: classy seafood once a year, God, once a year?

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Speaker 1: Okay, not how true?

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Speaker 4: Seafood lovers do it. Salmon once a year and that's it.

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Speaker 5: You know, really classic ladies.

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Speaker 9: Yeah? No, yeah, I wanted to be known.

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Speaker 4: I tried all that.

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Speaker 1: Stuff you did silently. Wow comes so far?

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Speaker 4: Hey Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 1: I would like to request that the next minute of

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Speaker 1: what I'm about to say be completely uninterrupted. God agree

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Speaker 5: I'm actually gonna take my sweater off.

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Speaker 1: So, like we've been saying, our annual holiday dinner happened

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Speaker 4: Little bit overdone it.

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Speaker 1: I just I don't know if showing up in an

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 7: You cannot over dress for a holiday dinner, Jeffrey, that

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Speaker 7: was my point.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm pretty sure I heard her make a point

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Speaker 1: none of that faux craft. I just don't. I just

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Speaker 4: Money as she was whispering about the week.

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Speaker 1: And then she announces loud enough for the entire restaurant

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Speaker 2: I will pay the feet.

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Speaker 1: But there's a there's a polite, quietness, subtle way to

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Speaker 7: That way, and then Alexis goes way, if you're paying,

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Speaker 7: how many.

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Speaker 4: Cocktails should I have? So don't limited? She said, all limited.

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Speaker 1: I just think as the Judy Dench of Radio Brooks,

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Speaker 3: Of our radio market.

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Speaker 4: She's amazing, but a lot of people don't know that reference.

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Speaker 1: I think maybe we should try to have a little

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Speaker 4: Okay, then why don't you at least dressed nice for

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Speaker 1: See, this is the type of humility thing that I'm

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Speaker 1: it anyway. Text in seven eighty five nine two, tell

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Speaker 1: us what's on your mind? It's Brooken Jeffrey in the.

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Speaker 8: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: We got a text in seventy five nine two with

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Speaker 1: someone telling us what's been on their mind. They said,

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Speaker 1: was just looking at your guys picks online. You look

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Speaker 1: exactly how I pictured you guys. Never says that, well,

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Speaker 1: is that a good thing or a bad thing?

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Speaker 12: What you think?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I think just take it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously focused on me because it ends with a

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Speaker 1: drool emoji. Another text says, I listen every day I've

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Speaker 1: been thinking, seriously, I need to get me a rich

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Speaker 4: Oh but we need you to listen.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, oh yeah, you know it's really catch twenty two

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Speaker 1: It's too bad you figured that out as an adult,

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Speaker 1: though I could have figured that out a little earlier

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Speaker 1: five nine two tell us what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey In the morning.

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Speaker 1: Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house

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Speaker 1: my whole family was sleeping except for my spouse. Wow,

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Speaker 1: the place smelled of sweat and gingerbread baking. But hark

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Speaker 1: from the other room, why is the Christmas tree shaking?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 4: What's happening?

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Speaker 1: So down the stairs fast, I ran in a flutter,

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Speaker 1: and there found my wife hooking up with my mother.

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Speaker 7: Oh, please tell you this is a weird dream.

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Speaker 4: Jab let a.

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Speaker 11: Screen to show I'm disgusted, and I shared what I

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Speaker 11: saw on a holiday edition of Busted, Unfaithful Women and

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Speaker 11: scandalous Men telling their cheating stories coming up at sevent ten.

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Speaker 7: Good ending sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live.

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Speaker 8: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 1: They thought they could get away with that, but now

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Speaker 1: they're about to get busted. It's the radio segment that

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Speaker 1: does not blame you for bringing mistletoe to your kid's

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Speaker 1: parent teacher comments. Wait, we are because we're doing a

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Speaker 1: special holiday edition of Busted, where our listeners are going

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Speaker 1: to share some stories and how they caught their exes

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Speaker 5: During the holidays.

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Speaker 1: We've got our listeners ready to unburden themselves share some

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Speaker 1: of their holiday heartbreaks. We're gonna start with Rachel tell

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Speaker 14: Okay, So one year my boyfriend decided he was going

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Speaker 14: to try to hide all of his gifts from me

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Speaker 14: so I wouldn't find them.

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Speaker 4: Wait, only one year he did that. The rest of

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Speaker 4: the years he just left about.

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Speaker 14: Well, I'm a notorious snooper, one of those people.

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Speaker 15: You know, he shakes the.

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Speaker 14: Boxes you find out what's in them, and I just

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Speaker 14: I can't help myself.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So he worked extra hard to ensure a surprise

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Speaker 15: I wouldn't say extra hard.

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Speaker 1: Why.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, So not only was he dumb enough to hide it,

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Speaker 1: Was that a bad hiding spot? Yeah, I got to

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Speaker 14: This is It was like he wanted me to find it,

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Speaker 14: and like he wanted me to find the two other

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Speaker 4: And he couldn't just write Sarah and Tina.

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Speaker 5: We have to like, okay, which ones which?

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Speaker 4: He's like, this is what I have her saved in

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so horrible to find that. What

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Speaker 14: Honestly, I didn't say anything. What I just kind of

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Speaker 14: and uh then I brought his big, big gift. It

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Speaker 14: all of good clothes.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you guys are going on a vacation together. That's

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Speaker 4: I bet he was so confused.

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Speaker 14: It was very much a merry Christmas, leave my life

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Speaker 1: But I, oh yeah, still not the worst Christmas I've

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to Michael. Tell us how you busted

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Speaker 16: So my girlfriend is nanny to a little four year

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Speaker 16: They even put clothes on both the snowmen, right, yeah,

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Speaker 16: and it looked like a guy and girl snowman holding hands.

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Speaker 15: Oh so it's adorable.

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Speaker 16: So I asked the little girl if that was supposed

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Speaker 16: She then tells me no, it was Heidi and the

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Speaker 16: other guy who visits and kisses Heidi.

456
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Speaker 4: Oh, brutally honest.

457
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Speaker 16: Speaking of brutal honesty. Then she points to the abs

458
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Speaker 16: she drew on the snow man and says, yeah, he

459
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Speaker 16: has these, and you don't as.

460
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Speaker 4: Why is the four year old seeing this guy with

461
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Speaker 4: his shirt?

462
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Speaker 5: Guy's got an.

463
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Speaker 4: Already is a little questionable. But nanny's bringing the boyfriend around.

464
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Speaker 4: But two boyfriends.

465
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Speaker 1: Maybe there's a swimming pool but in the backyard, or

466
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Speaker 1: let's just say that's what that is.

467
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Speaker 4: Hope for that.

468
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Speaker 1: All right, we've got time for one more. Let's go

469
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Speaker 1: to Maggie. Maggie, tell us how you busted your significant other.

470
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Speaker 9: Okay, so my book and I thought it'd be fun

471
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Speaker 9: to take picture of the Mamastanna. So we go down

472
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Speaker 9: there and we get in line, and the whole time

473
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Speaker 9: we're in line, one of the female alpha assistants is

474
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Speaker 9: flirting with him like big time, just like obviously, and

475
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Speaker 9: I'm getting annoyed, but you know, I was just trying

476
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Speaker 9: to ignore it because we're doing something fun and be

477
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 9: gone so quick.

478
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Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I mean, and if you're starting, can you

479
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 7: at least like let us cut to the front.

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00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 4: Yeah.

481
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Speaker 9: And so when the picture is done, I go to

482
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Speaker 9: pay and then I turn around. My boyfriend's gone. I

483
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 9: can't find them anywhere or the elf.

484
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Speaker 17: I know.

485
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 9: I look over the shack, which was like cold stands workshop,

486
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Speaker 9: and I see two other like female alf assistants kind

487
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 9: of smirking me guarding the door. So I ran, I know,

488
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 9: I ran around to the window and let me just say,

489
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 9: my boyfriend definitely made the naughty list.

490
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Speaker 11: Yeah, to keep the pictures?

491
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Speaker 9: Well yeah, they wouldn't refund me for the picture. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

492
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Speaker 9: I had it and then I burned it.

493
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Speaker 17: So there we go.

494
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Speaker 10: Wow.

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Speaker 1: And just on a side note, which Santa did you

496
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Speaker 1: go visit? Which man was that one?

497
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Speaker 4: At?

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Speaker 1: We need to know.

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Speaker 9: I'm not going to out you on that one. Sanna's

500
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Speaker 9: not It's not Santa's fall. Yeah, they're making more than

501
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 9: just toys this Christmas apparently.

502
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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for sharing that with us text in

503
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Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine to hit up our textport. If

504
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,199
Speaker 1: you have a funny story about how you caught one

505
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 1: of your exes cheating, you can be on the next

506
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: normal edition of Busted. That was your holiday version. We

507
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Speaker 1: got your phone tap coming.

508
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Speaker 8: Up, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

509
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: Getting closer and closer to the number one phone tap

510
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Speaker 1: of the year in our countdown, we're on to number

511
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Speaker 1: three today and in this one, I call a major

512
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 1: retailer about a defective toy that I bought from their

513
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: store that's been saying some weird things to my side

514
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,880
Speaker 1: whenever we pushed the little button on the back.

515
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Speaker 4: This one is so good.

516
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: If they don't don't believe me, I'm going to prove

517
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: it in your number three phone tap of the year

518
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:11,400
Speaker 1: right now. It's brooking Jeffery's ten phone taps to Christmas three.

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00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 17: Hello, this is Trishaw. Can I help you.

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00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 1: I bought a toy from your store the other day

521
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: and it's acting weird.

522
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 17: Sorry about that. Let me just get a little information

523
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Speaker 17: from you. What was the date that you bought the product?

524
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Speaker 1: Three days ago? And it's a stuffed doll.

525
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 17: Okay, one second.

526
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: That's dressed up like a little boy in overalls. It

527
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 1: says on the packaging, it's supposed to be my kid's

528
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: best friend. But I just I don't know.

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00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 17: Okay, and let me.

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00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: Just let me just press a button on the back

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Speaker 1: so you can hear it.

532
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 11: Let's play a fun day, plug in a tester and

533
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 11: swelling in a bathtub.

534
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,479
Speaker 17: Okay, thank you? And what was the name of the product?

535
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 7: Again?

536
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 1: Did you hear what it said about throwing a toaster

537
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 1: into a bathtub? Is normal for a product?

538
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 17: I understand your concerns, sir. I'm just trying to gather

539
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,439
Speaker 17: all the information so we can process this. What was

540
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 17: the name on the front of the toy?

541
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Speaker 1: It says on the tag Tommy talks a lot and

542
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: talks is spelled with an X. Ok. I got it

543
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 1: from the clearance bin when I came in.

544
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 9: It's fun to me all your friends after the internet?

545
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 17: What check?

546
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: What the yeah? I mean? It says it has over

547
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: four hundred programs sayings.

548
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 17: That should not be happening with any toy that we're selling.

549
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 14: Do you know how to write a check for Mommy's check?

550
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 8: Oh?

551
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Speaker 17: My god.

552
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 1: At least it's a little bit educational. I believe in

553
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: teaching financial literacy, right, but you know it's trying to

554
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 1: take mommy's checkbook. That kind of is where it got

555
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: a little weird for me.

556
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 17: Yeah, no, this is it's very odd.

557
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: I've okay, it makes me feel good to hear you

558
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Speaker 1: say that, and you're sure you bought it with Yeah,

559
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,959
Speaker 1: I went into your store three days ago. I have

560
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Speaker 1: the receipt.

561
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 17: Yeah, but I'm not seeing it in our system here

562
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 17: at all, which is.

563
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Speaker 8: What.

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00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think that's appropriate? No, I can see that.

565
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: It's like trying to have fun with the kid. But

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Speaker 1: I mean that's crossing the line.

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Speaker 17: So my honest advice is I would just take the batteries.

568
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: Out, and I would, but every time I try to

569
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: open the box, it sets it off and it plays

570
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: another thing.

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Speaker 17: This is it's very odd.

572
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: Wait what is it? I think it said? Do you

573
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: know what whiskey tastes like?

574
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 8: This?

575
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 17: Should never have been salt? I'm sorry, especially when you

576
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 17: did oh my gosh, oh my god.

577
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: Oh do you think that one was funny?

578
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 17: No? No, no, idea, what's happening. I didn't laugh. I

579
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 17: was just caught off.

580
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: It just it sounded like you laughed, and you know,

581
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: I was not laughing. I think you would have to sympathize.

582
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 1: You know, I'm over here trying to explain to my

583
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: son what's a higher hand in poker?

584
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 10: Right?

585
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he actually did that twice because the

586
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: toy told him to. So, I mean, is your store

587
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Speaker 1: going to be responsible for this? Are you going to

588
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Speaker 1: cover the damages?

589
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 17: I would assume so absolutely. I just have to pass

590
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 17: on all this information to my supervisor. I'm mortified, though.

591
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: I really appreciate your help. I can see that you

592
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: understand where I'm coming from. Like, I'm gonna try and

593
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: turn it off.

594
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 9: It doesn't matter what you can't say, not kills.

595
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: At least he got that one, right.

596
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Speaker 17: Can you take it into the other room and try

597
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 17: to get those batteries out. I feel like that's how

598
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 17: you're gonna shut it up.

599
00:28:54,320 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: Is how do I turn this off? Sorry? I had

600
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: to smash its head against the floor.

601
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 17: So you need to immediately bring that doll to us

602
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 17: right now. Please.

603
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 15: This should not be around your kid, any kid. Yeah, okay,

604
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 15: well I can't take care of the situation.

605
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: Now I can do. I can come to you, but

606
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: first I have to stop off at this radio station

607
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: and put this prank phone call out into the world.

608
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 17: Okay, if you can put that off?

609
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: If I really just did you hear what I said?

610
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 9: Bring it right now?

611
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: Did you hear me when I said this prank phone call?

612
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 9: No?

613
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 17: I don't.

614
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 10: Oh oh wait, no, wait, seriously, seriously.

615
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: My name is jeff from the radio show Brook and

616
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap

617
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: on you.

618
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 15: Oh wait.

619
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: Why your best friend Britney set you up. She said

620
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: work's been a little bit rough lately and she wanted

621
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: us to call and make you laugh or scare the

622
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: crap out of you. I think, Wait, what is that?

623
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 9: Is that a real doll?

624
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 17: What is happening?

625
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: No? No, those are recordings that I did before. That's horrifine.

626
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: But you do like there is a market for this

627
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: at your store, right? You think parents would be into it?

628
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 8: Wake up? Every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on

629
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 8: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

630
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: Most of the time. If you go to a business

631
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Speaker 1: for some help and they provide horrible service, completely let

632
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: you down and leave you off worse than when you

633
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: came in, Wow, that would be the end of it.

634
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: You would never go back again.

635
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, you go for help right the other way.

636
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: That's why we were so surprised after we totally botched

637
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: a second date for a guy a few months ago,

638
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: and he's asking us for another one today.

639
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're free. So maybe that's why he's still here

640
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 4: at this point.

641
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if he's just trolling us or if

642
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: he really really enjoys the punishment. But his name is Brian,

643
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: and we're going to hear about his holidate that he

644
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: had at a Christmas tree far in the other day.

645
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: And we promised to give at least thirty percent effort,

646
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: well brook, twenty two percent. We don't want to stretch

647
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: ourselves too far for this.

648
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 4: We're retired right now during the holiday, okay, can I

649
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 4: just seventeen?

650
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we're gonna muster whatever little strength that we

651
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: have left. Let's do this in your second date update

652
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: that's coming up. Second Date Update date today. We actually

653
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: have a repeat customer for a second date update.

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00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I just don't think things are going very

655
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 4: well for that. Then.

656
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: Well, he called in about five months ago, okay, when

657
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: he got side eyed during sushi by another woman that

658
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: he ghosted. You remember that. Well, I guess we couldn't

659
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: get him another date there. But apparently there's a new

660
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: lady who's caught his attention and he wants our help again.

661
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: So we're welcoming back, Brian, Brian, welcome back, man. You

662
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: must really have faith in us for some reason.

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00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 10: No, we couldn't even I'm believe in you, guys. I'm

664
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 10: believing you.

665
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: Okay.

666
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 7: Also, second, Jam, I feel like we cursed your love

667
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 7: life and you're just stuck with us now.

668
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 12: He's like, I'm trying other morning shows, but you're the

669
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 12: only ones that like me.

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00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 10: Actually I emailed all of them, but you're the only

671
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 10: ones that responded.

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00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 3: Churns out.

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00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be a very low standard too, So welcome

674
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: back and get email. Tell us about the girl that

675
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: you met this time. What's her name?

676
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 10: All right? So her name is Aubrey?

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00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 18: Okay.

678
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 10: I saw a picture on my coworkers and Instagram. She

679
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 10: was tagged in it.

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00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 4: Oh you know.

681
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 10: I got it to detective mode and clicked hit the

682
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 10: tag and went on her page.

683
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 2: And I love them when girls tag their friends, because

684
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 2: some girls will have a really hot friend but they

685
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 2: won't tag them.

686
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 5: But I'm like, how am I supposed to creep on

687
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 5: your friend.

688
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 4: Okay, so remind me not to tag my friends.

689
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: So that's not okay. From a woman's perspective, is it

690
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: cool if a guy reaches out to you.

691
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 4: I mean, it depends on how hot he is, right.

692
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's always the answer, Brian. I know you're super handsome,

693
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: so you're safe. What did Aubrey say when you reached out?

694
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 10: Well, I slid in a DM. She didn't seem to

695
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 10: be attached to anyone, and uh, I found out this

696
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 10: is going to be her first Christmas alone because she's

697
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 10: actually moved and she's going to be away from her family.

698
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 12: Oh that's too bad. She should get used to being

699
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 12: alone like me.

700
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 4: Okay.

701
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: Was she sad about that? Or was she happy about it?

702
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 10: She was a little distraught, okay, yeah.

703
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So you you're like, this is my moment.

704
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 4: I'm going to do something holiday for her. Is that

705
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 4: what you're thinking?

706
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 10: Of course, I offered to take it to a Christmas

707
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 10: tree farm to get our tree. Oh so at least

708
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 10: she had a season to be jolly steel with a

709
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 10: tree in the house.

710
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 7: And I feel like like you can be vouched for right,

711
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 7: Like it's not just some rando coming into her DMS

712
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 7: like it's her coworker's friends.

713
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

714
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: So, how did the Christmas tree farm go?

715
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 10: It was great? It was great. So what we did.

716
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 10: We wore our silly Christmas weather oh nice, and I

717
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 10: bore jingle and single. I want to do this now,

718
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 10: he said, sunt in his favorite ho nice. I know

719
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 10: it's gonna be an awesome time. So I bought a

720
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 10: little bit of those uh you know those small bottles

721
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 10: they have on the airplane of alcohol. Yeah, yeah, I

722
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 10: bought a couple of those. I bought like four or

723
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 10: five whiskey bottles, and it loosen both of ourselves. We

724
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 10: had such a great time.

725
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean that's a really cute day. I mean

726
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 4: it was the highlight of it all for you.

727
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 10: Well, she's played on the tree that she loved, loved, love,

728
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 10: So I offered to buy it for and then I

729
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 10: saw the price tag and was like whoa.

730
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we just got one this weekend. It

731
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 4: was eighty five bucks.

732
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 10: It was like in three figures. It was pretty high.

733
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 4: Oh okay, oh yeah, like five foot tall. Like if

734
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 4: you're thinking eight feet or something.

735
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: That's not a good luck when you offered to pay

736
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: for something, you're like going back on it after Actually.

737
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 4: Actually he just he just sign a foot off the top.

738
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 10: This what is funny because she saw the look on

739
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 10: my face when I saw that price tag, and she

740
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 10: was like, all right, we're definitely splitting man.

741
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 16: And I was like, yeah, we are.

742
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: All right.

743
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 5: It's actually really nice.

744
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: Okay, but was that the end of the day. You

745
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 1: bought her the Christmas tree and that was it?

746
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 10: No, No, we got that band, fell up to the

747
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 10: top of the car, drove it to her place and

748
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 10: set it up.

749
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 5: Oh cute, bro, Like, Okay, good luck.

750
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 4: You just did you with the tree. But it's like

751
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 4: you like fully invested. This is hours of a date.

752
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 7: And and I also feel like it's like a personal

753
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 7: thing to like set up a Christmas tree with, like

754
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 7: it's your tree.

755
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 12: Pe.

756
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 10: Well, we put it up together, but I wanted to

757
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 10: stay in decorated, but she said she had dinner plans

758
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 10: and she in the date like that, and I'm like, okay, cool.

759
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 10: She may have had pre existant plans, but I've been

760
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 10: texting and calling and nothing.

761
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 4: Didn't decorate the tree.

762
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 12: Maybe she didn't want that commitment with you.

763
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: Do you think that she was telling the truth. Do

764
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: you think that she really had plans or you think

765
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: that was a lie to get out of it.

766
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 10: I don't know. I felt like the girl at the

767
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 10: sushi restaurant and I was hoping you guys can help me.

768
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: All right? And there was no women like side eyeing

769
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 1: you at the Christmas tree farm from like behind another tree.

770
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: We're not going to do the same call again, are we?

771
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 10: No? No side?

772
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank god, let's play a song. We'll come back.

773
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: We'll call Aubrey for you. We'll try to get your

774
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: second ad up date.

775
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 10: Okay, hey, can you play you all almost Christmas question?

776
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 5: No, we deleted that out of.

777
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: You'll hear what you hear and you're gonna like it.

778
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 10: Come to the ghetto, Snoop Dogg.

779
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: You can wrap that to yourself while you're on hold,

780
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: and then we'll come back with your second ad up day.

781
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. Next second date update. Has

782
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: the Hallmark Channel already done the twelve dms of Christmas?

783
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 8: No?

784
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 4: But I like it.

785
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: I mean they should, Yeah, they should because one of

786
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: our listeners, Brian, met a woman on Instagram recently took

787
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: her to a Christmas tree farm because this is going

788
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: to be her first holiday spent away from her family.

789
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,240
Speaker 4: Oh it's so sweet, it's like thoughtful, it's fun.

790
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: Absolutely, But there was an embarrassing moment where he offered

791
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 1: to pay for the tree for her and then saw

792
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: the price tag, so I had to dial it back

793
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: and instead just went Dutch. Anyway, ever since that happened,

794
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: he's had a hard time getting a hold of her.

795
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 1: Now he's asking us for a little bit of help.

796
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 7: Yes, do you think it's that? Do you think it's

797
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,439
Speaker 7: the you didn't pay for the full tree? Yeah?

798
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 10: I hope I didn't come off looking like a cheap skate.

799
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 10: I don't think so.

800
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 12: That fake tree off Amazon, and.

801
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 4: I mean sheepskate is something we can fix though. Yeah, yeah,

802
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 4: you know, well we're paying for the meal.

803
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 10: Yea to a nice spot.

804
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: We got you covered, Brian. But let's see what Aubrey

805
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,399
Speaker 1: has to say. We're going to dial her number right now.

806
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 18: Let's do it all right, here we go, hellos of Aubrey.

807
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: Aubrey, did you buy a Christmas tree recently? I'm calling

808
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: from the tree farm. We found out that there's a

809
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: problem with your tree. We need it back, please, what.

810
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 4: Endangered yeah, that's why.

811
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding. Aubrey. My name is

812
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

813
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: M Okay, you know we're doing something on our show

814
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: called a second date. Have you ever heard of that before?

815
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 17: No?

816
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 15: I have not.

817
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: Okay, well, recently you went out with one of our

818
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: listeners and he's been trying to get a hold of you,

819
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: just have a little bit of trouble doing it. His

820
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,240
Speaker 1: name is Brian.

821
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 7: Oh does that whole Christmas tree thing at the beginning

822
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 7: make sense now?

823
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 15: Yeah?

824
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: Uh sure, Okay, Well, what we're doing here is we're

825
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: trying to help Brian figure out why you're kind of

826
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 1: ghosting him after your date.

827
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 15: Well, yeah, that would be because I'm not interested in

828
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 15: talking to him again.

829
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh that strong.

830
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 4: Really he sounded so thoughtful. I mean he said that

831
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 4: he took you to the tree farm because you.

832
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 7: Were kind of sad about not having the you know,

833
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 7: family for the holidays and stuff.

834
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: Is it because he's poor?

835
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 15: I'm not really sure what all he told you about

836
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 15: the date?

837
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, he told us that you went to a

838
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: Christmas tree farm together. He got you a tree, offered

839
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 1: to buy it, and but then saw the price tag

840
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 1: and you ended up having to go Dutch instead.

841
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 4: Well, she offered, you offered to go Dutch.

842
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 15: He said, yeah, I did.

843
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you did do that. And then afterwards he

844
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: drove the tree back to your place and put it

845
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: up for you, but you had to go to dinner

846
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: and couldn't stay longer and decorated with him. He saw that, right.

847
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:24,240
Speaker 15: Uh, well technically yeah, but I think he left something

848
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 15: out of the story.

849
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,919
Speaker 4: Oh no, what did he do? What did he leave out?

850
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 15: So after we loaded the tree onto the car, we

851
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 15: were getting ready to go, and I put my hands

852
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 15: in my pockets to make sure it had my gloves,

853
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 15: and I only had one. So I just said, I'm

854
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 15: going to go back and look for my gloves. You

855
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 15: know where we were, So he stayed at the car.

856
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 15: I walked back over to where we were looking at trees,

857
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 15: and I see this little boy standing there, maybe six

858
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 15: years old, crying, and he has my glove in his hands,

859
00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 15: and I'm like, oh my gosh, what is wrong? Are

860
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 15: you okay? What happened? And so he looks at me

861
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 15: and points at me, and he says that lady and

862
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 15: her boyfriend took my tree, and I was like.

863
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 2: Oh no, what.

864
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 7: What like, like he just liked that one out in

865
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 7: the lot and then he saw you guys cutting it

866
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 7: down instead of him or something.

867
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 15: Well, so his dad said, well, my son told me

868
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 15: that he was standing by a Christmas tree. It was

869
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 15: the one that we had picked out, and I was

870
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 15: going to get this people to get the tree, and

871
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 15: you guys came and took it even though he was

872
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 15: standing there. And I was like, oh my god.

873
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 7: Did you not notice a little boy crying next to

874
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 7: the tree it down?

875
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 15: I didn't see any little boy.

876
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 1: Oh so you're calling the little boy a liar?

877
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 15: No, no, no, But I wasn't the one cutting the

878
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 15: tree down. Like, once we decided on it, I left

879
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 15: and went to look at like reefs and stuff that

880
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 15: were for sale, and he was the one sawing the

881
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 15: tree down.

882
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 7: Oh so you're saying, you think that this little boy

883
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 7: isn't mistaken. You're believing the six year old that your

884
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 7: date went and cut down the little boy's tree after

885
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 7: you left.

886
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 15: I'm not saying that he did it on purpose, but

887
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 15: I am telling Brian this, and I'm like, there's this

888
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 15: little boy and he's crying and he says this was

889
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 15: his Christmas tree, and Brian was like, I'm seeing a

890
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 15: little boy like too bad news, you lose. I mean,

891
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 15: I mean, it's just a freaking tree. I didn't care

892
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 15: if it was that was the one we got or not.

893
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 15: He was like, I'm not doing that. I'm not taking

894
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 15: this thing off the car. We spend twenty minutes good

895
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 15: this thing. Oh my god.

896
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 4: It's like you guys are in a real relationship.

897
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, like they're fighting at the end of the

898
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 7: Christmas tree.

899
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: Okay. And so the fact that he wouldn't give the

900
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: tree back to the little boy and his family, that's

901
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: why you're turned off by Brian.

902
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 4: Yes, I could see that.

903
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 15: Heartless, can you be? I mean, a six year old

904
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 15: is crying in the middle of He's.

905
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 5: Like, shut up, I'm trying to cut this tree down.

906
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,879
Speaker 1: Well, maybe it's just a misunderstanding and there's some miscommunication here,

907
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: and the perfect way to sort this out is just

908
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 1: by putting you on the phone with Brian, who's actually

909
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: already on the.

910
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 10: Phone the entire time. Yeah, oh my gosh, what a

911
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 10: huge miscommunication.

912
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 4: Okay, do you hear that?

913
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 10: Well, how did I cut one? I didn't cut down

914
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 10: the little boy's tree because he didn't pay for it.

915
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 10: Oh wha, well, hold on, technically, you cannot cut down

916
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 10: the tree until you purchase it. I had the receipt

917
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 10: in hand when I cut down the tree. But the

918
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 10: boy was looking at the tree, but it was not

919
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 10: his tree.

920
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: Okay. So you did see the little boys though, crying

921
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: next to it while you were sawing it down.

922
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 10: There were kids standing next to every tree, So does

923
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 10: that mean that's fair tree too?

924
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: Crying kids all over this tree?

925
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 10: Far?

926
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: How am I supposed to know?

927
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:14,240
Speaker 7: I mean that, yeah, but you can see where she's

928
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 7: coming from, right, Like she just was confronted by a

929
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 7: crying little boy and the father and then hold on

930
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 7: the father.

931
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 10: The father wasn't all that confrontational?

932
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 5: Was the father?

933
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 10: The kind of relief that I saved him from buying

934
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 10: such an expensive tree?

935
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 15: Is that the way that you're getting Aubrey, I think

936
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 15: I'm missing the point here. There is a six roll

937
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 15: little boy hying at Christmas time, Like, I don't freaking

938
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 15: care if you didn't see him, or I was more.

939
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 10: Concerned his father can do something to stop him from crying.

940
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: Oh, parent, He's raised an entitled child who believes that

941
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:53,760
Speaker 1: he deserves the tree.

942
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm kind of with him on that point.

943
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 7: Like my kids wanted a bigger, more expensive tree at

944
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 7: the tree lot and we're like, no, that's not happening.

945
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 3: Cry about it.

946
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 10: I think that's what happened. I think his father probably

947
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 10: told him no to that tree because of the price

948
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 10: tag on it, and he's just he was playing. He

949
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 10: was playing that kid making us look like the bad guy,

950
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 10: so he didn't.

951
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 8: Look like the.

952
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 15: Here is that we had an opportunity to do something

953
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 15: really kind for a child at Christmas time. You chose

954
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 15: not to do it, and you we will make the owner.

955
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 10: We were on a date. This is not make a wish.

956
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 15: You're not making it. You're not making it any better.

957
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 4: Battle goes into your house, you know what?

958
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: Aubrey, Aubrey, here's a chance for you to take your

959
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 1: own advice. Here there is a sad boy on the

960
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: other side. He cannot get another date with a woman

961
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: that he really like, and all he wants for Christmas

962
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,919
Speaker 1: is one more date and we will pay for it.

963
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: Are you gonna be a good person here, Aubrey? Are

964
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: you going to be a grinch?

965
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 10: May?

966
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 15: Oh my gosh, are you scarious.

967
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 1: I know when you frame it like that, it's hard

968
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: to say no.

969
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 4: I mean, I will say Brent really does like you.

970
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 7: He was trying to do something kind. Maybe he's got

971
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 7: a little more sterner approach to children than you do.

972
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 12: Focused on you.

973
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that boy probably isn't a very good kid anyway.

974
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 10: I could have stolen your glove all.

975
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: We know he was holding onto your glo. You should

976
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: really rub it in that kid's face by going out

977
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 1: with Brian again one more time on our bill.

978
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:49,919
Speaker 15: It's going to be a hard pass.

979
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 4: No Christmas miracle.

980
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: Now there's a whole studio full of sad radios who

981
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: were just upset because we couldn't get our listener another

982
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: date again. Good job, Aubrey.

983
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 15: I think there's a pattern here. It's not me, it's Brian.

984
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 10: Last Christmas, I gave you, you gave it away.

985
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: Okay, Brian's been drinking almost.

986
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 10: I need a drink now.

987
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 8: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

988
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: Ever since we did that call, Brooke has still been

989
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: saying that she doesn't care that the kid was crying.

990
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: She kind of thinks that he deserves it.

991
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 4: I kid's car all the time. Jeffrey, does it count well.

992
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 7: I mean, if we did everything based on what would

993
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 7: upset a child, no one would do anything in this world.

994
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, the world would be a better place like that.

995
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: Just don't do anything at all.

996
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 4: He can get a different tree.

997
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the car on top of the car.

998
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 4: I wouldn't take it down either.

999
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: Let him take your car home. Then that would have

1000
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: been in the true spirit, you know. But of course

1001
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: with people like Brooke on the show, we're unable to

1002
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 1: get a second date update for our friend Brian.

1003
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 4: I tried for Brian, I did.

1004
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're now oh for two with Brian. Yeah.

1005
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 1: I wonder if he'll call back for a third time.

1006
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 12: Who knows.

1007
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 4: Remember at the beginning of all this, he was the

1008
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,919
Speaker 4: one ghosting women.

1009
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, Christmas came there. It is. But you know what,

1010
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: if you're like Brian, you need help reaching out to

1011
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: someone after a date, email us. We'll call the person

1012
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: who isn't calling you back.

1013
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 4: Obviously very good at it.

1014
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,720
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1015
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 1: If you're currently dating someone, like in a relationship, and

1016
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 1: this week you get a text from that person saying

1017
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 1: can we talk? Oh, do not reply.

1018
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 4: Back if you ignore it. It'll be fine, I just

1019
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 4: like it.

1020
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: According to a major publication that analyzed Facebook status updates,

1021
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: this is the week you're more likely to get dumped

1022
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: than any other time of the entire year.

1023
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 7: Is it just because like they don't want to invite

1024
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 7: you to the holidays with their family, or they forgot

1025
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 7: to get you a present, and that this is their out.

1026
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: Brook, No, she's been in this position before. You're at

1027
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:24,280
Speaker 1: extremely high risk of getting dropped just a couple weeks

1028
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 1: before Christmas. Experts say there's a few reasons for it.

1029
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: Number One, the holidays are stressful, so if you're in

1030
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: a bad relationship, that just adds to the stress. Number Two,

1031
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 1: you might be having second thoughts about this person Finally

1032
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: meeting your family a pressure you don't really want to

1033
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 1: do it well, and it's.

1034
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 5: A big decision to have them not meet your family.

1035
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 5: That's been an argument before. Yeah, soon for a month,

1036
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 5: I don't want you to meet my family.

1037
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 7: What if you're just embarrassed by your family and you're like, yeah,

1038
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:54,959
Speaker 7: my family's.

1039
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 4: Going to ruin this anyway, So why didn't I just

1040
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 4: call it a relation?

1041
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when you say, can we talk to your

1042
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:03,800
Speaker 1: mom and dad? I see and number three. A surprising

1043
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: number of us will break up just to get out

1044
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 1: of buying somebody a gift. Turning the calendar also represents

1045
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: a fresh start for a lot of people, so if

1046
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 1: things aren't going well, it might feel like a natural

1047
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: time to just hit the reset, cut your losses and

1048
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 1: move on.

1049
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 7: Did that was actually Cardi B's post about her an

1050
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:27,479
Speaker 7: offset broke up. Yeah, starting twenty four off right, Yeah,

1051
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 7: you're starting.

1052
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: I had so much hope for them. Yeah, the day

1053
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 1: of the year that you're least likely to get dumped

1054
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 1: is on Christmas Day because that would just be totally cruel.

1055
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, it would be awful.

1056
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 1: So if you can avoid having that talk until Christmas Day,

1057
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: then you should be fine, at least until you get

1058
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: to March. And that's when breakups start to peak again.

1059
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 5: It's like, hey, well, someone hand me my gift, and

1060
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 5: it's like, oh, here you go. By the way, I

1061
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 5: don't think we should see each other.

1062
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: So awkward. Speaking of we're gonna do laser stories. Super awkward.

1063
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: Coming up, it's the radio segment that just launched a

1064
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: kitchen you ride share service to take on Uber, where

1065
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: all their cars are equipped with giant peanut shells. So

1066
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 1: if you can't get an uber, call yourself a guber.

1067
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 13: Oh gosh, they're a little bit tough to part. You

1068
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 13: say what you want. All of your friends are gonna

1069
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 13: think they're really cool. With laser stories, the segment where

1070
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 13: we read weird.

1071
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: News stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

1072
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and those other pe knuckle

1073
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: poppers just don't. This first laser story is out of Asia.

1074
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 1: Twenty two year old Chai Lee was traveling from Bangkok

1075
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 1: to Taipei when security noticed something odd during screening. There

1076
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: seem to be something moving around in his pants.

1077
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 4: It's not normal.

1078
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: This was not in a good way, so security stopped

1079
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: Chai for a more thorough pat down, and when they

1080
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: got to his waistline, the official's finger was almost bitten off. Wait, sir,

1081
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: that's because Chai was caught smuggling two otters and a

1082
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: prairie dog in his pants.

1083
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 5: It's the cutest smuggling. Maybe the prairie dog is in

1084
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:29,760
Speaker 5: one of the otters.

1085
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 7: Little pockets, set an otter in your pocketers that.

1086
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 1: One at the club. After a strip search, officials were

1087
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: able to find the three animals, which were hidden in

1088
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:45,760
Speaker 1: black socks that were taped beneath the man's designer boxer shorts.

1089
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 4: Glady had good undies on though, you know.

1090
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when busted, Chai begged authorities not to arrest him.

1091
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: He said the animals were gifts for his girlfriend that

1092
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 1: he was visiting in Taiwan, and we're totally not going

1093
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: to be sold on the black market.

1094
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 4: Once he got there, did he say that was a week?

1095
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: They didn't buy that story. He was taken to jail

1096
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: and ultimately missed his flight.

1097
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,959
Speaker 7: Oh and he's got one disappointed girlfriend at home.

1098
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, all the animals were surrendered to the airport's animal

1099
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: quarantine chief, who said he enjoyed a delicious meal that

1100
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 1: unrelated to that unrelated he went out to dinner somewhere.

1101
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of France. A Malaysian

1102
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: businesswoman stayed at the posh Ritz hotel in Paris last

1103
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: week and her diamond ring that's supposedly worth eight hundred

1104
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: thousand dollars turned up missing from her hotel room.

1105
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 5: Eight hundred k k is a lot time.

1106
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 4: Did you ever wear.

1107
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 1: That out to show your husband that you love him?

1108
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 10: No?

1109
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 7: No, no, no, I'm sorry eight hundred thousand dollars.

1110
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 4: No way, are you just walking down asking to get mugged?

1111
00:53:59,560 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 10: I know.

1112
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 1: Well, after she lost it, understandably, she made a scene

1113
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 1: and filed a police report blaming the hotel employees.

1114
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 4: It's real hard to feel bad for this woman anybody else.

1115
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it begs the question where was the last place

1116
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: that she saw the ring? Did she put it in

1117
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: her hotel room safe Yeah? No, she just left it

1118
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: out on a table and.

1119
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 7: She's like, I put it in the garbage can for

1120
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 7: safe keeping.

1121
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 1: And when she got it back, she says it was

1122
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 1: gone and couldn't find it anywhere. So Rit's employees launched

1123
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: a search, and amazingly, after a few hours, they found it.

1124
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 4: What where was it.

1125
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: Inside the bag of a vacuum cleaner used by the cleaning.

1126
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,280
Speaker 4: She's doing their job.

1127
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: But that time the woman had left, so the ring

1128
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: was turned over to police for safe keeping until she

1129
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: can come back from Malaysia to collect it.

1130
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 4: They better, they better give that housekeeper a tip, you.

1131
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 5: Know what I mean?

1132
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 1: Yes, when she does return, the writs offered her a

1133
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 1: free stay to make up for the inconvenience of what happened.

1134
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 4: Wait, she's not even back. Yet She's just like, oh,

1135
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 4: I'll get it later.

1136
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:11,399
Speaker 1: The woman declined the free stay. Man, I'm gonna buy

1137
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: this hotel into Are you kidding me?

1138
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 5: I've had to wear my seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

1139
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: Ring for your week embarrassing. This next Lazer story is

1140
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: out of Trentown, USA. Google just released their year in review,

1141
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna skip all the Barbie and Oppenheimer and

1142
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,359
Speaker 1: Taylor swift STA's happening just to get to the most

1143
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: important things first. The most googled recipe okay, Number three

1144
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 1: most googled is chicken cobbler creamy random?

1145
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,359
Speaker 8: What is Yeah?

1146
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 4: Is it like a peach cobbler with chicken in it?

1147
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 10: Like?

1148
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 3: What are we doing?

1149
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 1: Anything?

1150
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 4: Come up then together?

1151
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's like chicken pot pot That's what?

1152
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 1: Okay something like that. Number two was lasagna soup.

1153
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 4: Oh that was huge this year. I saw that all

1154
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 4: over my Instagram.

1155
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: Nothing that I love more than a soupy lasagn yet,

1156
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: and the most googled food recipe of the year was

1157
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: the Grimace shake.

1158
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, because people were going crazy for it.

1159
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 1: Everybody wanted to know how to make their own McDonald's

1160
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: special purple Shake at home, and if you're wondering, scooped

1161
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: bagel did not make the top ten.

1162
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 4: I needed a recipe to know how to do that.

1163
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: Yes, it's coming to The most googled questions that were

1164
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: asked this year include what does the word riz mean?

1165
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 5: Oh yeah?

1166
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 1: And why is sarracha so darn expensive? The most good

1167
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: question most googled trend Third was AI yearbook.

1168
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 7: Oh god, those We didn't do those on our show

1169
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 7: because you had to pay for it for a long

1170
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 7: time and we're too cheap.

1171
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 12: Yeah, we're like three dollars.

1172
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: That's the one where if you're not from then like

1173
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,319
Speaker 1: you could take one of your photos and have an

1174
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 1: AI render to make it look like you're a graduate

1175
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 1: in the nineties in high school.

1176
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it made everybody look cool. I tell you,

1177
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 4: I give you different looks.

1178
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 7: And I was in the nineties and graduating high school

1179
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 7: and I did not look that good.

1180
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 4: It does.

1181
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 1: Did you get voted as something like most likely to

1182
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: in class?

1183
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 7: No, we got that taken away from us because of

1184
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 7: our senior skip day and everybody was drinking.

1185
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 5: It's like.

1186
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: The whole school in Idaho is just most likely to

1187
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: be addicted to meth. There is everybody wins.

1188
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1189
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: Second most Google trend was the moon phase trend. That

1190
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: that's the one where it's like, if you're dating someone,

1191
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: you try and figure out if you're compatible by looking

1192
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: up what phase the moon was the day you were

1193
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,400
Speaker 1: born and seeing if they have the same exact moon

1194
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: phase as you do.

1195
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 4: I thought it was about a menstrual cycle, so that's.

1196
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 2: It's like, sorry, we can't date you were born on

1197
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 2: a Tuesday at four people.

1198
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 7: No, that was a crescent moon waning, not waxing.

1199
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: Number one most googled trend of the past year was

1200
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 1: the Roman Empire.

1201
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 3: I know that one.

1202
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 5: I know.

1203
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 7: I had no idea was I thought our Roman Empire

1204
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 7: video was really funny that we did at break and Jeffrey,

1205
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 7: you can go back and search it.

1206
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 2: I talked to about it, all their wives and girlfriends

1207
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 2: asked them, and everyone's like, dude, we all really think

1208
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 2: about it.

1209
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 5: It's so crazy.

1210
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: And to Market's twenty fifth birthday, Google also released its

1211
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 1: top search data of all time since two thousand and four.

1212
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: The most googled Grammy winner is Beyonce.

1213
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 4: Yes.

1214
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1215
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 1: The most googled athlete is Christiano Ronaldo, and the most

1216
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: searched movie is Harry Potter.

1217
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 7: Ah, so many of them, you know, I know that's

1218
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 7: what people are googling.

1219
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 4: Was like, what comes after Chamber Secrets?

1220
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 1: But what about the most impressive video from someone from

1221
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: the Reptile family. Oh, this guy took home the honors

1222
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 1: just beating out a Towerking Cobra smoking a vase just barely.

1223
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 1: That's sound means Lazy Stories has come to an end

1224
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,919
Speaker 1: of the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

1225
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1226
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 1: Your challenger today, Brooke is Garrett, who is seeking revenge

1227
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: after starting off Oho to one against You. Hey, Garrett,

1228
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: and Garrett's favorite holiday movie of all time is Home Alone.

1229
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 1: Why because the same exact thing happened to him when

1230
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: he was seven. Excepting Garrett's case, he was abandoned in

1231
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: a Detroit motel by his parents on purpose.

1232
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, so weird that they didn't do a sequel that way.

1233
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 1: But decided to mix it up and do it differently

1234
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: than Garrett's life. Garrett, We're happy to have you back

1235
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 1: on the show.

1236
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 10: Thanks for bringing up the childhood trauma.

1237
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 13: Appreciate it.

1238
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: You made it through though we're all proud of you.

1239
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 4: He's like, my parents were only gone for two years.

1240
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 5: Can we call him Garrett?

1241
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, Garrett is a good name.

1242
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 3: It's a good screaming name.

1243
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1244
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: No, that's your favorite childhood movie, right, Garrett. It's as

1245
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 1: you watch it.

1246
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 2: You can watch it every year thirty years later, still hilarious.

1247
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 1: All right, let's send Brook out of the studio. Garrett.

1248
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 1: You know the game works. You got thirty seconds to

1249
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1250
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 1: you could say past. But you do have to beat

1251
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: her outright to win? Are you ready?

1252
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 8: Let's do it?

1253
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: Good luck? Your time starts now. In home alone? Where

1254
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: do the mcallisters go on vacation when they leave Kevin behind?

1255
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: Bran sarith an organism that lives on or inside a

1256
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: host animal is called what a parasite? Where on your

1257
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 1: genes can you often find the initials y KK? Certain

1258
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: species of fish light up underwater? What is it called?

1259
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 1: I passed? The television network PBS stands for Public broadcast?

1260
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: What system in which major city was Rapper Tupac Shakur

1261
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: shot in.

1262
01:00:59,640 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 15: Vegas?

1263
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 1: Only one time? Was enough for Garrett to become a

1264
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: pro at this very well done, Garrett, and I see

1265
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: Garrett's annual Christmas tradition is to celebrate Hanukah and watch

1266
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: movies and eat just like me. It should, that's right?

1267
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 4: Should. What's your favorite food to eat?

1268
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: All of it?

1269
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 18: Donuts with apple sauce.

1270
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 8: You got to put the apple.

1271
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 1: Apple sat a little sour cream in there. What ticles

1272
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 1: on top? If you want to be real festereff, you drink.

1273
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 4: Some man of Schovitz as well, but chug that.

1274
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: Stuff black label. Yes, that's right, Garrett, that's the good stuff.

1275
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: It's your turn. Are you ready? Your time starts now

1276
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 1: in home alone? Where do the mcallisters go on vacation

1277
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 1: when they leave Kevin behind? An organism that lives on

1278
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 1: or inside a host animal is called what.

1279
01:01:59,320 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 8: Leech?

1280
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: Where on your genes? Can you often find the initials

1281
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 1: y KK on your zipper? Certain species of fish light

1282
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 1: up underwater? What's it called electric? The television network PBS

1283
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: stands for Public broadcast. What system in which major city

1284
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: was wrapper? Tupac Shakur shot in LA. That's it. The

1285
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 1: next question is going to take you. Yeah, I forget it.

1286
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you Bolt

1287
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 1: did with Jose.

1288
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 2: Garretts, Gary, you got four correct today?

1289
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,919
Speaker 10: Roll all right, feeling good?

1290
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 1: Good?

1291
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 2: Scar and Brooke did get the exact same amount of

1292
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 2: questions in and only.

1293
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 1: That's doubling up Brook today and taking her down. Well done, my.

1294
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 10: Man, you revenge.

1295
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 1: Let's get these answering for every buddy and home alone.

1296
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: The mcallisters go on vacation to Paris, France when they

1297
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 1: accidentally leave Kevin.

1298
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 7: At home, feeling so strong when you ask that I

1299
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 7: got the rest of these and then it all went

1300
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 7: to hell.

1301
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 1: It really did. An organism that lives on or inside

1302
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: a host animal is called a parasite. Parasite that is

1303
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 1: a tie on your genes. You'll find the initials YKK

1304
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: on your zipper. That's short for the Japanese zipper company

1305
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: that makes most of the world.

1306
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 5: Is there another zipper company?

1307
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 4: I only see that we should start with.

1308
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it's ninety five percent of the

1309
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 1: world zippers are made by this company.

1310
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 4: Monopoly.

1311
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:37,280
Speaker 1: Certain species official light up underwater. That's called bioluminescence. The

1312
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: television network PBS STANCE were public broadcast service, not system.

1313
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 4: I only worked for them.

1314
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:48,080
Speaker 1: Oh, and then Wrapper two pak Shakoor. He unfortunately was

1315
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 1: shot in Las Vegas shoot. So guarantee congratulations. Not only

1316
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 1: did you beat Brook, you get one hundred dollars you

1317
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 1: just we're playing, you win a four pack of tickets

1318
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 1: to the Washington State Fair Holiday Magic, where you can

1319
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 1: immerse yourself in a world of festival lights, twinkling lights,

1320
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 1: delicious treats, and the sound of laughter. Celebrate this time

1321
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:11,440
Speaker 1: of year with holiday activities indoor and outdoor at the

1322
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 1: Washington State Fair. Yeah awesome, Hey.

1323
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:16,320
Speaker 4: Well, thanks for playing.

1324
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:21,919
Speaker 1: That's thank you. Revenge is sweet forgetting one and one

1325
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: all time. We'll be back to the Windbrooks Bucks same

1326
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 1: time tomorrow

1327
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.