WEBVTT - Phone Tap: DJ Post Mortem 

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<v Speaker 1>Uyowa dot com or call in this job. Phone tapping

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<v Speaker 1>any random Joe Blow is pretty easy, okay, especially if

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<v Speaker 1>his name is Joe Blow. Wow, did you actually find one? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Not yet. Oh we're still hoping pranking a business that's

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<v Speaker 1>much tougher, like, for example, calling a bank manager on

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<v Speaker 1>vacation to tell her someone broke into the vault, took

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<v Speaker 1>out the cash and filled it up with plastic balls

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<v Speaker 1>from a McDonald's play place. Wow. Very specific and kind

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<v Speaker 1>of fun sounding. I don't know, it's okay, I like it,

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<v Speaker 1>not believe she'd fall for it. Yeah, it's risky, probably not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she'd get a call from the police, probably first. So

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<v Speaker 1>we have to be on our game when we do these.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why today we call a woman who works at

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<v Speaker 1>a funeral parlor and ask if they can provide an

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<v Speaker 1>over the top orial service. That's kind of realistic, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But I want this to be a party so epic.

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<v Speaker 1>It rivals one of Abiza's famous foam nightclubs. Yeah, will

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<v Speaker 1>she fall for it? Let's find out in your phone

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<v Speaker 1>tap right now the twenty. Thank you for calling Hill's

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<v Speaker 1>Funeral home. This is Gabby speaking. How may help you? Hi, Gabby,

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<v Speaker 1>my name's Tanner. I found you guys online. I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>to inquire about a funeral service for a loved one. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry for your boss. How can we help

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<v Speaker 1>you today? Thank you? I appreciate that. Yeah, it's from

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<v Speaker 1>my great aunt Chloe. She was one hundred and seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>years old. Wow. Wow, what an incredible long life. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>she was. She was a pretty amazing kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>free spirit, and I just I was kind of hoping

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<v Speaker 1>that we could do something that reflected that in her

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<v Speaker 1>funeral service. You know, absolutely we'd love to or that

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<v Speaker 1>for you, and I'm sure we can accommodate whatever you

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<v Speaker 1>have in mind. So let's go over some of those details. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I looked on your website and I didn't see

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<v Speaker 1>any Nordic ceremony option with like you know, fire tipped

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<v Speaker 1>arrow and she's in the wooden boat out on a lake. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a game of Thrones is right, right, So that's not

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<v Speaker 1>actually something that we could offer. Okay, So, like you

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<v Speaker 1>mean a lot of other places offer it, but you

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<v Speaker 1>guys don't. Well, nobody offers that at this time. It's

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<v Speaker 1>actually illegal to do what Yeah, oh, I just it

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<v Speaker 1>seems so I like I was picturing it. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so cool. I just imagined, you know, the big fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Because she said she wanted to be cremated. But oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we could do it like the normal way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be preferable and legal. We have to abide

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<v Speaker 1>by the city guidelines on cremation, so that makes sense

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm just thinking about the ceremony and how to

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<v Speaker 1>make it real special Aunt Chloe, you know, and I

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<v Speaker 1>know that she always loved DM wow and okay, she

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty incredible. You know. Her heroes were Testo and

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<v Speaker 1>Z Wow. Yeah, so you're one hundred and seventeen year old.

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<v Speaker 1>Aunt loved rave music, so that's oh yeah, that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't say this directly in her will, but I

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<v Speaker 1>already contacted DJPM. Uh you know DJ post Mortem. No,

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<v Speaker 1>but I am I am learning now okay, Yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he does something on his Instagram. It's at DM concerts

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<v Speaker 1>where people are going nuts with like the glow sticks

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<v Speaker 1>and the laser lights and everything. Okay, so we want

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<v Speaker 1>to do that in your chapel, like in a tasteful way,

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<v Speaker 1>of course. Okay, well no one has ever requested that before. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and DJ post Mortem has something called the loved One

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<v Speaker 1>Launcher and he'll put great Aunt Chloe's remains in it

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<v Speaker 1>and then just launch her ashes out of a CEO

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<v Speaker 1>two cannon halfway through the song. So that pretty cool, right, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Like all all the mourners will have their glow sticks

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll be wearing their candy necklaces, and then great

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<v Speaker 1>Aunt Chloe will just be all over us. How awesome

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<v Speaker 1>would that be? So I'm going to have to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>make a note of these and get back to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sensing hesitation here. Well, yeah, you did just suggest

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<v Speaker 1>to blow your aunt all over our chapel. I think

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<v Speaker 1>she would have loved it. I'm trying to just honor her,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, well, there probably are some other ways we

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<v Speaker 1>could find to honor her that we're so destructive. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a gender reveal party, but instead of blue

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<v Speaker 1>or pink smoke, it's just gray. I understand that you

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<v Speaker 1>are mourning this loss very deeply right now, so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to say the wrong thing to you. And okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well I think I see what you're saying, Like if

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<v Speaker 1>you're worried about cleaning it up a bunch of my

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<v Speaker 1>cousins of dustbusters, so we could just bring them in

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<v Speaker 1>and then wouldn't be on you guys. Okay, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you say your name was? Again, I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to make a note here. I'm Tanner Tanner, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do also go by jeff when I'm working

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio. I'm sorry, Yeah, like the radio show

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Because your boss Glenn

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<v Speaker 1>actually set you up for a phone tap, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>this really is. Oh my god, I was just about

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<v Speaker 1>to start crying. You're dressing me out so bad. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Your boss Glenn he told us to do it. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>every year, you guys get family requests that are weirder

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<v Speaker 1>and weirder, we do. This was like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to be mean, and at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, can we actually shoot something out of

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<v Speaker 1>a cannon? I don't know, Oh, Chloe, can't you visualize that.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that beautiful? It would be an amazing celebration, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>some fireworks in the background. There we go. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. Chloe would have loved that. I'm just glad

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<v Speaker 1>you understand the funeral business so well. Wake up every

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<v Speaker 1>morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey in the morning,