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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call in this job. Phone tapping

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Speaker 1: any random Joe Blow is pretty easy, okay, especially if

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Speaker 1: his name is Joe Blow. Wow, did you actually find one? No?

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Speaker 1: Not yet. Oh we're still hoping pranking a business that's

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Speaker 1: much tougher, like, for example, calling a bank manager on

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Speaker 1: vacation to tell her someone broke into the vault, took

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Speaker 1: out the cash and filled it up with plastic balls

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Speaker 1: from a McDonald's play place. Wow. Very specific and kind

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Speaker 1: of fun sounding. I don't know, it's okay, I like it,

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Speaker 1: not believe she'd fall for it. Yeah, it's risky, probably not. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she'd get a call from the police, probably first. So

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Speaker 1: we have to be on our game when we do these.

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Speaker 1: That's why today we call a woman who works at

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Speaker 1: a funeral parlor and ask if they can provide an

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Speaker 1: over the top orial service. That's kind of realistic, right,

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Speaker 1: But I want this to be a party so epic.

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Speaker 1: It rivals one of Abiza's famous foam nightclubs. Yeah, will

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Speaker 1: she fall for it? Let's find out in your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now the twenty. Thank you for calling Hill's

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Speaker 1: Funeral home. This is Gabby speaking. How may help you? Hi, Gabby,

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Speaker 1: my name's Tanner. I found you guys online. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: to inquire about a funeral service for a loved one. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for your boss. How can we help

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Speaker 1: you today? Thank you? I appreciate that. Yeah, it's from

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Speaker 1: my great aunt Chloe. She was one hundred and seventeen

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Speaker 1: years old. Wow. Wow, what an incredible long life. Yeah

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Speaker 1: she was. She was a pretty amazing kind of a

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Speaker 1: free spirit, and I just I was kind of hoping

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Speaker 1: that we could do something that reflected that in her

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Speaker 1: funeral service. You know, absolutely we'd love to or that

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Speaker 1: for you, and I'm sure we can accommodate whatever you

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Speaker 1: have in mind. So let's go over some of those details. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I looked on your website and I didn't see

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Speaker 1: any Nordic ceremony option with like you know, fire tipped

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Speaker 1: arrow and she's in the wooden boat out on a lake. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a game of Thrones is right, right, So that's not

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Speaker 1: actually something that we could offer. Okay, So, like you

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Speaker 1: mean a lot of other places offer it, but you

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Speaker 1: guys don't. Well, nobody offers that at this time. It's

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Speaker 1: actually illegal to do what Yeah, oh, I just it

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Speaker 1: seems so I like I was picturing it. It was

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Speaker 1: so cool. I just imagined, you know, the big fire.

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Speaker 1: Because she said she wanted to be cremated. But oh,

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Speaker 1: I guess we could do it like the normal way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would be preferable and legal. We have to abide

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Speaker 1: by the city guidelines on cremation, so that makes sense

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Speaker 1: because I'm just thinking about the ceremony and how to

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Speaker 1: make it real special Aunt Chloe, you know, and I

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Speaker 1: know that she always loved DM wow and okay, she

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Speaker 1: was pretty incredible. You know. Her heroes were Testo and

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Speaker 1: Z Wow. Yeah, so you're one hundred and seventeen year old.

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Speaker 1: Aunt loved rave music, so that's oh yeah, that's interesting.

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Speaker 1: She didn't say this directly in her will, but I

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Speaker 1: already contacted DJPM. Uh you know DJ post Mortem. No,

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Speaker 1: but I am I am learning now okay, Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: he does something on his Instagram. It's at DM concerts

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Speaker 1: where people are going nuts with like the glow sticks

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Speaker 1: and the laser lights and everything. Okay, so we want

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Speaker 1: to do that in your chapel, like in a tasteful way,

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Speaker 1: of course. Okay, well no one has ever requested that before. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and DJ post Mortem has something called the loved One

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Speaker 1: Launcher and he'll put great Aunt Chloe's remains in it

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Speaker 1: and then just launch her ashes out of a CEO

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Speaker 1: two cannon halfway through the song. So that pretty cool, right, yes,

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Speaker 1: Like all all the mourners will have their glow sticks

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Speaker 1: and they'll be wearing their candy necklaces, and then great

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Speaker 1: Aunt Chloe will just be all over us. How awesome

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Speaker 1: would that be? So I'm going to have to, you know,

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Speaker 1: make a note of these and get back to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm sensing hesitation here. Well, yeah, you did just suggest

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Speaker 1: to blow your aunt all over our chapel. I think

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Speaker 1: she would have loved it. I'm trying to just honor her,

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Speaker 1: you know, well, there probably are some other ways we

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Speaker 1: could find to honor her that we're so destructive. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's like a gender reveal party, but instead of blue

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Speaker 1: or pink smoke, it's just gray. I understand that you

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Speaker 1: are mourning this loss very deeply right now, so I

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Speaker 1: don't want to say the wrong thing to you. And okay,

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Speaker 1: well I think I see what you're saying, Like if

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Speaker 1: you're worried about cleaning it up a bunch of my

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Speaker 1: cousins of dustbusters, so we could just bring them in

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Speaker 1: and then wouldn't be on you guys. Okay, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: what did you say your name was? Again, I just

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Speaker 1: want to make a note here. I'm Tanner Tanner, okay,

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Speaker 1: but I do also go by jeff when I'm working

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Speaker 1: on the radio. I'm sorry, Yeah, like the radio show

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Because your boss Glenn

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Speaker 1: actually set you up for a phone tap, that's what

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Speaker 1: this really is. Oh my god, I was just about

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Speaker 1: to start crying. You're dressing me out so bad. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Your boss Glenn he told us to do it. He said,

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Speaker 1: every year, you guys get family requests that are weirder

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Speaker 1: and weirder, we do. This was like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to be mean, and at the same time,

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Speaker 1: I was like, can we actually shoot something out of

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Speaker 1: a cannon? I don't know, Oh, Chloe, can't you visualize that.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that beautiful? It would be an amazing celebration, maybe

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Speaker 1: some fireworks in the background. There we go. That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Chloe would have loved that. I'm just glad

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Speaker 1: you understand the funeral business so well. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning,