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Speaker 1: The phone company switched my number with a Chinese restaurant,

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Speaker 1: and now I'm getting angry calls from all their customers. Okayop,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a restaurant either. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, You're not

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Speaker 1: a restaurant. You all you restaurants out there, I'm coming

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Speaker 1: for you. I'm shutting you down. I'm giving you the COVID,

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Speaker 1: COVID making sure that you can't open up your business

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Speaker 1: doors until next decade. Yo, bam, I just saw the

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Speaker 1: post for Op's home number was one digit off from

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Speaker 1: a Chinese restaurant back in the day. We moved into

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Speaker 1: a new town and on the first night discovered that

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Speaker 1: the phone company gave us the number of a Chinese

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Speaker 1: restaurant that had closed six months earlier. That sucks. Literally

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Speaker 1: dozens of times every Friday and Saturday night our phone

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Speaker 1: rang from people who had old menus, back when there

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Speaker 1: were paper menus. I figured if I just told her

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Speaker 1: when they closed, it would only take a couple of

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Speaker 1: weeks before the calls stopped. Narrator. The calls continued for months.

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Speaker 1: This is how the calls went me. Every time I

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Speaker 1: answered the phone, Hi, China Blossom closed wrong. Number eight

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Speaker 1: out of ten callers said, okay, sorry bye. Ten percent

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Speaker 1: of callers. What why do they close? When did that happen?

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Speaker 1: Do you know any other good Chinese places they really close? Huh,

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Speaker 1: they're really good. So did they convert the restaurant to

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Speaker 1: apartments or something? What's that like? I was not living

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Speaker 1: in an abandoned Chinese restaurant. I just had their old number.

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Speaker 1: But the other ten percent, oh, the other ten percent, right,

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Speaker 1: so we've gone over the eight out of ten, we've

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Speaker 1: gone around ten percent, they said, hangry jerk, No, they

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Speaker 1: did not close. No, they did not close. Me. Yes,

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Speaker 1: sorry they closed. Oh I drove by today. You're open,

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Speaker 1: cut it out and take my order. Gosh darn it,

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Speaker 1: that's amazing me. They closed by. Thanks up. Angry jerk

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Speaker 1: calls back, and I answer because for reasons, I need

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Speaker 1: to answer my phone. And this was just before you

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Speaker 1: could screen calls me. Seriously, stop calling. They closed, hangry jerk,

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Speaker 1: Just have and take my order. I know you're open.

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Speaker 1: Me sure, what can I get you? Hey, angry jerk orders?

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Speaker 1: You want rice? With that? Okay? Forty five minutes Forty

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Speaker 1: five minutes later, when the person is sitting in an

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Speaker 1: empty parking lot outside of closed restaurant. The phone rings,

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Speaker 1: angry jerk, What the f there's no lights on, the

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Speaker 1: doors locked. Where's my food? Me I told you it's closed.

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Speaker 1: There we go, Ladies and gentlemen. That that is how

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Speaker 1: you get people to stop doing that.