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Speaker 1: Victor, we really want you to have a daily zeitgeist mug.

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Speaker 2: We just need you to do a couple little things

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Speaker 2: for you got a couple of little errands.

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Speaker 3: You got some more little than the others. Handy are

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Speaker 3: you with a butterfly knife?

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Speaker 4: Good?

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Speaker 2: I want to cut myself up, so handy? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Follow up question, Victor, how handy are you with a

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Speaker 1: butterfly net? Third question? You with a butterfly tattoo?

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Speaker 2: Is that? Yeah? Exactly what I said. You need to

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Speaker 2: catch a body.

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Speaker 1: I want three beautiful monarch butterflies. Yes, fresh out the chrysalis.

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Speaker 1: You son of a.

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Speaker 2: Bring me a crystalist.

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Speaker 1: I don't want it stepped on either. No, literally want

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Speaker 1: to say, catch a body and don't step on it.

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Speaker 1: We're saying, please catch a butterfly, please don't step on it.

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Speaker 1: Literally in harm to be careful. Yeah, this isn't drug

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Speaker 1: or gang talk. We're just really the butterfly.

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Speaker 2: We have very adorable things that we make people do

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Speaker 2: to be initiated into our gang.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, terrarium based.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree with these temples after it joints.

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Speaker 2: Does surgically get dimples. We're like, you could be more adorable.

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Speaker 2: Justice a minor procedure with a stable gun.

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Speaker 1: They also maybe put this gap in my tooth.

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Speaker 2: That real.

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Speaker 3: Character one's complaining is tight, you know, Victory, I'm leaving

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Speaker 3: my cheekbones to you in my will as well.

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Speaker 2: Asshole, because you don't own them.

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Speaker 1: We remember, as soon as you're dead, we're cutting those

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Speaker 2: Mileones. You know how we could never get justin to

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Speaker 2: start saying little as wittle, Yeah, maybe we could get victory.

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Speaker 2: Maybe victory's yeah, maybe got wittle victim.

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Speaker 1: Maybe way to way to produce a victim, because that

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Speaker 1: used to Anna used to hold it down with baby produce.

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Speaker 2: Now we need a new one.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: He was steel. If you know what I mean, you

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Speaker 3: My dad almost killed his brother with the frying pan

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Speaker 2: He didn't sing it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was unconscious on the floor for like five minutes.

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Speaker 2: He's like, when do you see the little mound that's

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Speaker 6: Or the blue birdies, fuck the vultures. Oh that's dark,

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Speaker 1: One of my one of my grandpa's brothers, threw a

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, that rail talking run.

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Speaker 2: Of Dirty's Geys. Yeah, this is a production of iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: And then it's Tolkien Reading Day. Okay, all you Tolkien

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Speaker 2: All Lord of the Ring. Shit is lost on me. Yeah, tricksy.

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Speaker 2: It's a tricksy little book, but that can get told you.

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Speaker 2: I posted that on my Instagram story, like, oh yeah, Jones,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I was in the studio with kid LAROI

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Speaker 2: That's right. Anyways, we do have jobs other than this. Weirdly,

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Speaker 2: be joined as always by my co hosts Miles Smiles. Great, kay,

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Speaker 2: don't you know sexy back No, and old cop would

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Speaker 1: You see this ID here it says my name, my

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Speaker 1: Shout out to Snarfula and New Chris.

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Speaker 2: Snarf killed it on that one and New Chris look

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Speaker 1: New Chris just together like interlocking fingers going a net

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Speaker 1: of lyrical, superior work. Thank you for that.

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Speaker 2: Weird Al, Yeah actually say that, but you guys don't. No,

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Speaker 2: don't please don't come, Please, don't wear again, please Weird

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Speaker 2: Al Yankovic one of the like not many people know

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Speaker 3: Here comes trouble. This is Blake wex or Akay. I'll

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Speaker 1: My god, congrats, dude, I mean the whole flock. You

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Speaker 1: I just like that you would you'd be like, you're

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Speaker 1: you go, no, you're talking about your legs.

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Speaker 2: See, this is all metaphor. He's just like kind of

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Speaker 2: Only they might as well have their own legs, they

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Speaker 2: might as well have their own area of codes. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: maybe could we punch that up a little bit. Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 1: Back and we're real.

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Speaker 2: Dude, congrats.

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Speaker 1: It's fun for me to say it because when you

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Speaker 2: That wasn't as bad.

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Speaker 1: burning hemp based fuses in his hair. Okay, that's what

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Speaker 2: Okay, but it's a sick look to just have something

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Speaker 1: That is such a like for back then when you're like,

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Speaker 1: I want people to like see me that I'm partially

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Speaker 1: To away from I kind of have roseationia and I

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Speaker 2: How about this little beard hat for me? It's better,

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Speaker 2: all right, captain? Yeah, let's okay. Yeah, we tried. Well,

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Speaker 3: Oh, listen, this is gonna blow your mind. So like

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Speaker 2: When I'm going through constant touching, I wear basketball shorts

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Speaker 3: It was so essentially that's what I was reading on

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I think sixty airports have it, which seems

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Speaker 3: And then they started to holler down and like, sir,

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Speaker 2: You're roused? Yeah, we have to go hide a little

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Speaker 3: Saw each other at the US Open. You were standing

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Speaker 2: Sitting down and doing something with my butt, collecting coins

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Speaker 1: Felt, just casting a few wishes.

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Speaker 2: That's right, I'm taking them all back, Blake, That's what

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Speaker 2: I said, this wish. Yeah, why shouldn't I keep them?

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Speaker 2: That's right? What is what something you think is underrated? Blake?

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Speaker 3: Underrated? Screaming into a pillow as loud as you can.

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Speaker 3: I found out that has been really helpful, just screaming

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Speaker 3: You know, there's a lot of shit going on, so

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Speaker 3: and that's in addition to therapy, you know everything like

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Speaker 3: ye into it. And it feels in the pillow matters,

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Speaker 3: so you don't scare other people.

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Speaker 1: You know this, And they started and you made this

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Speaker 3: And every anywhere, so any fresh in my life, this

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Speaker 3: I screamed into it.

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Speaker 2: You have it, a bungee cord above you in the

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Speaker 2: the car. Shout pillow would be a good shout the

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Speaker 2: shout pillow that's like on the top of your like

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Speaker 2: every just comes with a little oh yeah, you can

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Speaker 1: I love shout pillow. But Chinese already have that built

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Speaker 1: into their cars exactly. They've thought of everything. They've thought

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Speaker 1: That's good tech.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it seems like things are going well for you.

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00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 2: So yeah, the screen into a pillows good? Sure? What

443
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 2: what's What's something you think is overrated?

444
00:23:55,960 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 3: Street cleaning where I have never seen a stream get

445
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 3: more clean when one of those like fan like those

446
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 3: brush samboni, Yeah go by and Jamie Loftus falls out

447
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 3: of the ceiling because yeah, she's mad, did you mention again?

448
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 3: She doesn't want to be there, you know, Yeah, she

449
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 3: danced off. But yeah, I've never seen them work. And

450
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 3: I have a conspiracy theory that it's a way for

451
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 3: local governments to collect tickets and get money that way,

452
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,439
Speaker 3: which is a purely conspiracy, but I believe it's correct.

453
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 2: I have a question about the street sweepers that I never

454
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 2: I've never asked out loud.

455
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, are.

456
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 2: They because it does? All right? What is are the

457
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 2: they got the two big brushes that appear to the

458
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 2: naked eye to just be kicking kicking ship up, you know,

459
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 2: like in my eyes, yes, right, yeah, just like getting

460
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 2: the dust what walking through and just being like this

461
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 2: your sand castle kick kick kit, Like everything goes fucking

462
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 2: flying everywhere. But I have to assume that in theory,

463
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 2: those brushes are sweeping it into a thing that is

464
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,120
Speaker 2: like picking up the ship off the street is mouth Yeah, yeah,

465
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 2: that there's a little octopus's mouth under there. Yeah, possibly

466
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 2: with a beak. I don't know, but I don't know.

467
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: It's gotta be right. That's the hope.

468
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 2: That's the dream. That's the hope. Yeah. But I feel

469
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 2: like in China, yes, in the US, it's just a

470
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 2: thing that kicks shit in different directions.

471
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: Well, I mean like the other thing is like they're

472
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 1: just getting ship out of the road. It's not to

473
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 1: be like it's like they're mopping the streets. It's like

474
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 1: for debris.

475
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, what a street mopper might be a better invention

476
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 3: to your point or sweeping.

477
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Speaker 1: You know there, you're saying you want to see a

478
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 1: street mopper. You want to be a zamboney where it's

479
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: like just a sheen of clean behind it.

480
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, is that brand new concrete?

481
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're gonna ticket, what are what are parking

482
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 3: tickets in LA now? Like seven eighty bucks?

483
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 2: Well?

484
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, water parking tickets, water parking tickets, water ticket parking.

485
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 2: I went down, I went down the shore, got got

486
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 2: a bit to go crabbing, and then I got a

487
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 2: water parking ticket ticket.

488
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: And then I brought it to my water bed. And

489
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: I haven't had a legit parking ticket in a few years,

490
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: but I like back, last time I got when I

491
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: fl was like sixty five or some ship.

492
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 2: Right, I got one at U C. L A. Miles.

493
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,640
Speaker 2: I told you, Jack, I don't play.

494
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 1: I don't play. Yeah, Westwood, that's Westwood prices. Oh, but

495
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: you're playing, you're probably paying their like exorbitant fucked up

496
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: campus parking ticket things.

497
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 2: Oh victim, baby, produce a victim just game. My last

498
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 2: one was like seventy eighty dollars. That's a lot. That's

499
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 2: a lot, and that's a lot for a baby. Guy

500
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 2: like that.

501
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 6: That's crazy because you're a little baby and you don't

502
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 6: make money.

503
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 2: So how you pay that? How you hate that? Victor,

504
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,479
Speaker 2: how will you pay that? Streams sloppers do pick up

505
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 2: a small debris organic matter. Dog ship, I think is

506
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 2: essentially what they're saying there, doge but then you hate it.

507
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 1: We pick up dog ship?

508
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 2: What else do you fucking want?

509
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: I'm not using my hands, are you talking about? I Also,

510
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, there's something so humiliating for me to

511
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: see a dog just take a dump on like like

512
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: on concrete on the sidewalk. Part of me is like,

513
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: they don't want that either. No, they don't want that either.

514
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: They don't designed for grass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how

515
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: I walk around.

516
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 2: The second reference to dogs shipping on grass in in

517
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 2: as many minutes on you bro, I figuret a way

518
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 2: to make that a bar. That's pretty good. My dog

519
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 2: when we lived in New York, my dog Miles at

520
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: the time, what's that My dog would would take a

521
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 2: ship in the crosswalk. As we were like, well.

522
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: That's so stressed.

523
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 2: For some reason, it was just like this is the

524
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 2: one spot that I feel comfortable taking a ship. You

525
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 2: stressed you out so bad.

526
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: Imagine not not to have like the dogs taking a ship

527
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: in the strange spot. But then you thinking like I'm

528
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: going to hold up the traffic now.

529
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm having a thinking about it.

530
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: And you can already hear like some made up like

531
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 1: New York City sanitation work would be like oh oh.

532
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 2: And it almost seemed like I had trained him to

533
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 2: do that, because he just did every single time.

534
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 3: Your active defiance against the city is to have him

535
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 3: take a ship in a crosswalk when we had those

536
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 3: huge those two big like blizzards this year that my

537
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 3: my dog will only ship on. I'm so glad you

538
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 3: brought this up. He will only ship on grass and dirt.

539
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 3: But there was no grass in dirt and like it

540
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 3: was to yees. So it was just a night It

541
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 3: was a nightmare. My dog was constant, My poor dog, like,

542
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 3: how do I find dirt for this?

543
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 2: For like somebody you like drilled down into the snow

544
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 2: just to find a spot fire.

545
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've bought forty gallons of boiling water out there

546
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: to try and melt it.

547
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 3: I erected a shed. Yeah, hey, you're you're going to

548
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 3: be a great dad. Man, Thank you here resourceful skills

549
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 3: like that.

550
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, take the kid to the ship shed. I'm tired.

551
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 2: I haven't got fourteen hours of sleep. I haven't had

552
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:36,239
Speaker 2: my breakfast in bed in two days. I don't what

553
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 2: are you doing in there? I think I'm like getting

554
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 2: sick or something, just like, yeah, I feel light headed.

555
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 2: Let's take a quick break. We'll come back and we'll

556
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 2: talk about Donald Trump's moon base. And we're back. Mm hmmm.

557
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 2: We had a nice little Trump free Tuesday yesterday. Yeah,

558
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 2: and we're back, just real quick to talk about the

559
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 2: fact that he is so here appointed NASA administrator Jared

560
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 2: Jared Isaacman to that role. To be a NASA administrator,

561
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 2: it's also a billionaire, so yeah, yeah, yeah, of course,

562
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 2: which is the most important thing for someone to run NASA.

563
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 2: You need them to have proven their metal at accumulating

564
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 2: unethical amounts of capital.

565
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 3: To own their own spaceship. Yes, and that's a prerequisite.

566
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. So we're bringing a great just sick mentality to

567
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 2: space space exploration right off the bat. But I don't know,

568
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 2: at this point, it feels like like there's the stories

569
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 2: that are we're hitting yesterday about like the obvious insider

570
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 2: trading happening with the massive vets on oil coming in

571
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 2: like moments before he made his fake announcement about like

572
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 2: being in talks with Iran and like suspending, Like there's

573
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 2: just like hundreds of millions of dollars bets like placed

574
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 2: in the stock market, Like just couldn't be more obvious.

575
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 2: So on top of that, it just seems like the

576
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 2: best way to guess what he's going to do next

577
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 2: is just like not not even look at self interest.

578
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: Just ask yourself what a villain and a James Bond

579
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 2: movie would do next, you know, Yeah, like we're gonna

580
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 2: do this to control the markets and then cash in

581
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 2: or create.

582
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: A global energy crisis in cash in.

583
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 2: Yes, in this case, for first of all, he's like

584
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 2: really obsessed with making this guy get Pluto redesignated as

585
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 2: a planet.

586
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 3: He's just like not happy too when they made it

587
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,479
Speaker 3: not a planet anywhere.

588
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's just more.

589
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,959
Speaker 1: Like just you know, oppression of white men. You know,

590
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: Pluto was a proud white man planet, right they tried

591
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: to just Summer twenty twenty was out of control.

592
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 3: Man, it was a disaffected young planet.

593
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but more in fitting his character Isaacman has announced

594
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 2: that NASA. NASA is working on launching a nuclear propelled

595
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 2: spacecraft to Mars by the end of twenty twenty eight

596
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 2: and building a twenty billion dollar moon base over the

597
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 2: next seven years.

598
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 3: Cool cool, yeah, great, they have healthcare on the on

599
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 3: the moon base.

600
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, on the moon base, that's the place you won't

601
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: need it because your your your diseases will progress at

602
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: a much slower rate with Moon's gravity. Also, this guy Jack,

603
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: he's he's a year older than me and a few

604
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: years younger than you.

605
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 2: Looks like total ship Oh yeah you yeah, yeah, yeah,

606
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: he's got the jowls. He's got it going.

607
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: Man, when you put that, when you put that moisturizer

608
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 1: on and an upward motion, y'all upwoard, don't be pulling

609
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: your ship down already upward he got that.

610
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 2: Now he's got that. Uh a millionaire early droopy dog syndrome,

611
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 2: you know.

612
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, any terminal if not treated.

613
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, look that's what happens.

614
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: I guess like billionaires are like they're always gonna they're

615
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: always fighting the karma that they wear on their face

616
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: and always losing that battle.

617
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: Look, and you know where he would droop a little

618
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 2: bit less on the moon, a little little less gravity,

619
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, Jealous would like a little cheeks don't

620
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 2: droop on the moon. He literally told Fox News, We're

621
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 2: gonna build President Trump's moon base. So that's that is

622
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 2: not a sentence. I know.

623
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: It must be so easy to just be one of these,

624
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: because like, this is the guy who Elon Musk wanted

625
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: in there, and then Trump there was like a hole

626
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: back and forth because Trump was just like yeah because

627
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: he you know, he was beefing with Musk, and then

628
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: he at the end of last year got finally confirmed

629
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: or sworn in as a NAS administrator.

630
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, I know. But he's just like an

631
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 2: Elon Musk yes man, who's yeah. It's like that, it

632
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 2: makes sense, like that's who would be good in this administration.

633
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 2: Is just like somebody who says yes to more powerful

634
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 2: people so vigorously that they just keep rising up in

635
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 2: authoritarian administrations.

636
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: Totally, and it's like, yeah, great, that means that's better.

637
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: That's great news for SpaceX, who's already contracting with that.

638
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like take yeah, hey's speaking of put my

639
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 2: boy in there. We got Nick Adams, Oh yeah, failed

640
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 2: conservative politician from Australia who has come over here and

641
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 2: taken us by storm.

642
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: Just a real he's taking us.

643
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 2: He's taken me by storm, taking everybody's Yeah, really storm

644
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 2: by storm. More than anybody else, walks the line of

645
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 2: like parody and reality.

646
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: You know, it's hard to figure out because half the

647
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: time you read it like this guy can't be serious,

648
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: but he's that dumb that he it doesn't matter, he doesn't,

649
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. That's that's a real person. Your best

650
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: comedians can even write this character like some of the

651
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,479
Speaker 1: shit that he's like. Just to give you an idea,

652
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: he tweets it like my ideal woman ten out of ten.

653
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 2: Low maintenance, strong Trump supporter.

654
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: No desire to interfere with my foursomes picks me up

655
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: from oodas when I've had a few too many domestics

656
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: with the boys, has dinner ready at five pm? Yeah,

657
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: doesn't ask questions when I'm out late with the boys.

658
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 2: That's what the fuck? This is what he posts, just

659
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 2: keeps talking about how he wants his wife to stop

660
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 2: asking questions about how much time he spends with the boys. Yeah,

661
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: and foursomes.

662
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: Another one he posted quote, I enjoy foursomes with the boys.

663
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 2: Uh huh, Bro, you have orgies with your homeboys. Huh,

664
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 2: that's okay. You don't need a wife. Bro.

665
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: It sounds like you got three other homies that y'all

666
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: can get it on quite well with. I'm enthusiastic about

667
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: beautiful Cavy women. I need Trump in the White House.

668
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: I'm in alpha male cool and everyone is like this

669
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: can't be real. Then last summer. Yes, I'm an alpha male. Yes,

670
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: I erase stakes, Yes I visit who is frequently.

671
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 2: Yes, I love America. Yes, President from unconditionally.

672
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: Yes, I was nominated to be US Ambassador of Malaysia. No,

673
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: I will not be apologizing for any of it. He

674
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: actually didn't get that ambassadorship to Malaysia because of all

675
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: of his Islamophobic comments made.

676
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 2: But yeah, this dude.

677
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: Fucking failed upward to the point of now he has

678
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: an official White House gig.

679
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 2: He was just announced as.

680
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: Quote Special President shawan Voy for American Tourism, Exceptionalism.

681
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 2: And Values, except American except Envoy for America White supremacy,

682
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 2: white supremacy. Yeah cool, cool.

683
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: I mean it goes to show that if you are

684
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: a white immigrant like he is from Australia, you can

685
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,839
Speaker 1: get a white house give yeah.

686
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. All the anti immigration stuff is just white supremacy,

687
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 2: like just straight yeah yeah yeah, and like that is

688
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 2: they like people like this to help them prove that,

689
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 2: help them make the point as clear as they possibly can. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

690
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 2: Just chuck it in me, dumpa.

691
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm on me, rag, chuck it in me, dump I.

692
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 3: Want to go to white Hooters with my boys.

693
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: My boys, Yeah, we like to go to basketball shorts.

694
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: Is we're all the male servers were basketball shorts with

695
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 1: no underwear?

696
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 2: What does he think he said when he says I

697
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 2: like to have foursomes with my boys? Is that like,

698
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 2: is that a golf thing? Is he talking about like

699
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 2: or is he really saying like I don't play enough golf?

700
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:53,240
Speaker 2: Three boys talking like a white woman.

701
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 3: I think it's for that. I think everyone has their

702
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 3: own does that make sense? So this fucking idiot he

703
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: has before and then his boy boy one has his

704
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 3: own foursome over that. I think they ran out a

705
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 3: huge airb and bay an air barbecue and.

706
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: Bobby, yeah bad a, Bobby, Wait, you're isn't it's a

707
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: golf It's golf, right, Okay, But.

708
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 2: For some yeah, a foursome can be a golf thing

709
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 2: for sure.

710
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 9: But three of his boys, I think it's yeah, I

711
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 9: do too that that makes more sense because what why

712
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 9: be so specific about the number of people you're golfing?

713
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 2: You know?

714
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: Is that a good I don't know, Hey, golf is

715
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,800
Speaker 1: that gang calling?

716
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 2: Is that?

717
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: Is that like ideal to play with four people? Isn't

718
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,439
Speaker 1: it cool to play with two?

719
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,959
Speaker 2: I don't. I think usually people play with four, but.

720
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: It do you need four to like for a tea time?

721
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: So if you occupy with all your friends, you're not

722
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 1: golfing with randos.

723
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 2: I don't know.

724
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 1: Last time someone at golf club was when Tiger Woods

725
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: came on the scene because I thought that's that was

726
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 1: the sport for Blazian people, and I was I realized

727
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: that's not how any the ship works.

728
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 2: I need for just to feel alive anymore on the

729
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 2: golf course, of course, I mean I did just want to.

730
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:12,240
Speaker 2: There's a thread that people are responding to on Twitter

731
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 2: from the child actor and musician Jenny Lewis who a

732
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 2: little bit of Mark Remember that where she said, I'll

733
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 2: teach you to do an Australian accent. Say this out

734
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 2: loud exactly as it's written. Have you been to spice lightly?

735
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 2: So being as in the legume spice is in the

736
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 2: thing you put on food. And then lately, as in

737
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 2: how we go to spy, you've been to spice lightly

738
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 2: is how you would say, have you been to space lately?

739
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 2: Of course, spice lightly a question that's always being asked

740
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 2: by Ryland Grace in project Hail Mary, Hey, Ryland, have

741
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: you been to spice light lightly? Please use spice slightly.

742
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 2: People came through saying, if you want to say oh

743
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 2: no with an Australian accent, just say R and R

744
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: like are like rest and relax.

745
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: That's a that's a shortcut because if you really master

746
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: the R R, it's because we say no at the

747
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: front of our mouth no, but for Australia it's in

748
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: the back of the mouth.

749
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 2: Yes, it's old. Back here it's nor No.

750
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 3: You never said no before, Blake, I won't won't do

751
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 3: it since my New Year's resolution.

752
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:43,760
Speaker 2: He just goes no because they don't know what accent

753
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 2: that is. I want to shave, but I need new

754
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 2: And then this is a classic rise up lights, rise lights, Yeah,

755
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 2: rise up lights. And then this is this one. I

756
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 2: kind of liked. That dress is quite fish in a bowl,

757
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 2: fish and fishonable, fishingable anyways. Yeah, look you.

758
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 3: Sad A hundred thousands of these we're gonna go through

759
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 3: every single day.

760
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah this one.

761
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 2: This next one is called what's this bikey? Yeah, bikey

762
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 2: gang bikeyang. I do like somebody if you want to

763
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 2: say boat race, boat race, say bite rice, which I

764
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 2: don't know about that one, but then you start to

765
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 2: make sure you baby talk. Fireman is fiery, yeah, trucker

766
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 2: is trucky, and biker is bicky.

767
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, a bikie yeah, Tridy, that's like a the

768
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: young people, it's like, oh, like, are you a trade

769
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: because you're making that money now in the trades and

770
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: trying miles.

771
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 2: You're a real axe someone who's good at accents.

772
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

773
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 2: I like that. It feels like they managed to turn

774
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 2: nicknames for professions or skills into slitters. Yeah. It's a

775
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 2: bit of a triny. Oh what I'm saying.

776
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: Try Oh, okay, say that one more time. We want

777
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: to beat the funk out of you for saying that.

778
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: Ship in this Who does I didn't.

779
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,919
Speaker 2: Know you were a bikey?

780
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 3: Yeah sorry, I am this Nick Adams sounds like a

781
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 3: bit of a kunt.

782
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 2: Nailed it, so I didn't know you're from Australia. That's

783
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 2: how you'd have to say it over there.

784
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 3: I summer in Sydney.

785
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 2: It's like a manual kant you know you can. Oh,

786
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 2: there you go. Thank you Kendy for tailoring that to

787
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: me as a yes.

788
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 3: Can I tell you a really funny quick story? So,

789
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 3: like I was tailgating at an Eagles game and my

790
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 3: cousin his buddy's friend like dude from Australia and my

791
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,919
Speaker 3: friend from Detroit was like, so, how do you guys

792
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,720
Speaker 3: use the sea I'll say sea words so you guys

793
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 3: don't have to add it all this probably yeah, and like,

794
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 3: how do you use the sea word over there? And

795
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 3: the guy goes, oh, you know, there's good sea words

796
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 3: and there's bad sea words, you know, like and he

797
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 3: was telling that story and then my uh friend goes

798
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 3: over to my uncle as we were leaving. He goes, hey, Tommy,

799
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 3: thanks for having us. You're a good sea word and

800
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 3: then walks away. I'm like, he wasn't part of that conversation.

801
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 3: So my my uncle just thought my best friend called

802
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 3: him the sea word for no reason whatsoever.

803
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 2: Did you like this guy like it did you have

804
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 2: to like hold him back for the rest of the afternoon.

805
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 3: He spit at him, spits directly at him, which is

806
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 3: normal in my Yeah, he broke up, all yeah he did,

807
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 3: so he was a good sea word.

808
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 2: All right. Yeah, well, speaking of bad sea words, let's talk.

809
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 2: I'm home and real quick. Yeah, am I who's claiming

810
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 2: Ice is making lines shorter? And other and other lies?

811
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:51,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, other fantastic lies. But so yeah, obviously now everyone's

812
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: seeing these Ice jerk offs like meandering the terminals of

813
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: our airports to supposedly help.

814
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 2: T s a ah, standing around on their phone.

815
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: Which I'm like, oh, does them having two hands on

816
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 1: their cell phone make the lines go faster?

817
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 2: Something? That's amazing? Like what I don't even know.

818
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 1: The pictures you see are like, I you have the time?

819
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: Like is this ai? Like it can't be. Everybody's in

820
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: a circle, aren't looking at their phone, not talking.

821
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 2: Like there's some of them against a wall doing that

822
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 2: is by themselves. Yeah, that is true.

823
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: Then there's like one picture I put I put in

824
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: the dog.

825
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 2: These dudes look like thirteen years old children.

826
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, truly. The twenty twenty six Hitler Ute are roaming

827
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: the halls of the airports anyway. But there's zero evidence

828
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 1: that the lines are moving faster. But like, also you

829
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: don't need any evidence to know that that was never

830
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: going to fucking happen. It's like because that's just like,

831
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: what is the point of these people, aside from maybe

832
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 1: just visually being used to them being a presence.

833
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 2: I think places. Yeah, but I mean I will say,

834
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 2: like Bannon specifically said this is good because it like

835
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 2: makes it possible, or like it's it's a good warm

836
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: up for put ICE agents and polling places. It.

837
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, part of me is like Steve Bannon's just lost

838
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: his mind. He just says a bunch of wacky shit.

839
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: Because part of me feels like this isn't actually forty chests.

840
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: And I'll get to that in a second in terms

841
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: of how Trump even figured quote unquote figured this out.

842
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 1: But like unless the ICE agents are working the actual

843
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: fucking security lines, the lines will continue to move slowly.

844
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: That's where they're not allowed to do. Yeah, they're just

845
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: not equipped for you. It's like not what they do.

846
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 1: Like that's like being out of fucking gas in your

847
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: car and someone says, I got you, bro, and they

848
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: bring a beach ball. Yeah, and you're like, what the

849
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: fuck what? You're out of gas?

850
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 2: Right?

851
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: Well, fuck here, bro, take the beach ball. That's not

852
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 1: gonna do shit. But anyway, the beach ball was racist

853
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: and carrying again.

854
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, or you're out of gas and they just bring

855
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:55,240
Speaker 2: a tactical vest and assault weapon and just look at you. Weird.

856
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, soaked in gatorade and I'm like, why is it wet?

857
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: It's like, well, the liquid I don't know, might be

858
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: as or something. No, it's whatever, Get the fuck out

859
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: of here. Anyway, Tom Holman went on Hannity to try

860
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: and make the case as to how good this is,

861
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: and he just basically pivoted, not basically just pivoted, admitting like,

862
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: oh yeah, they're also going to be like arresting people,

863
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: probably like the bad guys. Only here's serial spitter Tom

864
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: Holman talking that ship.

865
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 5: Look, Donald Trump made a brilliant move this week, and

866
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 5: he called me. He says, let's send ice at the airport.

867
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 5: I thought it's a smart move. And we're filling the holes.

868
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 5: The weight lines already dropped. Folks were doing a security

869
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 5: function at the airports. We're going to arrest criminals going

870
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,720
Speaker 5: to his airport. We're gonna look for human trafficking, sex trafficking, money,

871
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 5: you know, money, smartling. We're going to be at the

872
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 5: airports working with my brothers and sisters.

873
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 2: The space three inches in front of his face is

874
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 2: so wet, bro, you know, his laptop looks like shit.

875
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 2: It's somebody who talks at a laptop a lot of time.

876
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 2: It's like a doc, articles and shit on it. He's

877
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 2: gotta come with a scraper anyway.

878
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 8: It's funny that like he's like he goes, oh, good,

879
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 8: good thing, President John Trump. He got he got the

880
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 8: idea to put the thing to here, because again he's

881
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 8: claiming Donald Trump is the one who quote had this idea.

882
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 8: But based on like what a few people noticed, this

883
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 8: is probably actually from a lady who called into like

884
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 8: the Clay Travis and Buck Sexton show, and she basically

885
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 8: gave this idea on last Friday. So the timeline is

886
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 8: this lady called into the Buck Sexy Show, a huge

887
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 8: like you know, conservative host. Then that guy went on

888
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 8: Fox News that night and pitched this idea on Fox News,

889
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 8: and then Saturday, Trump, yeah, has this genius idea.

890
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I don't know even if you were

891
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 2: even thinking about this.

892
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: I think it's because Linda from Arizona called into a

893
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: talk radio show, Arizona.

894
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 2: What you got for us?

895
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 4: Well play? I think I have a solution to the

896
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 4: TSA problem. What we need to do is we need

897
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 4: the supplement where we're missing out on TSA agents who

898
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 4: can't afford to work for us anymore. We need to

899
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 4: bring in ice agents and and fill in. And I

900
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 4: think that that would push the Democrats to sign the

901
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 4: Homeland Security Bill. I think it would set their hair

902
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 4: on fire.

903
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: So she's like, this is a good troll move to

904
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 1: get the Democrats to pass.

905
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 2: The d set their hair on fire.

906
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it'll set the Constitution on fire.

907
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 3: They'll go full black Beard on this.

908
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 2: Bed candles put little candles in their beard. Yeah, man,

909
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? Are you talking? All right? Lady?

910
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 2: I thought you had a point in the beginning. Forget it.

911
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: The candles slow fuse, so it's not just the one

912
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: in them.

913
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that would be reckless to have an

914
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 2: open flame. It should be a small smolder, just wick.

915
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm I feel like again because Trump watches

916
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: TV and he doesn't have any ideas unless someone is

917
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: screaming them in his face that could beware of how

918
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: we got here. But it does have that dual function,

919
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: like you said, Jack, like, even if that's not the intent,

920
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: having these people present is unnerving. Every person who like

921
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: the news talks to they're like, yeah, that's pretty weird.

922
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: Like they're just like standing around and like not saying anything.

923
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,359
Speaker 2: It just feels eerie. It would be an idea like

924
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 2: it is one of those things that makes sense as

925
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 2: a call in talk radio idea like, and then you

926
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 2: realize they can't help in any way and people don't

927
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 2: like them, and so you're just taking a thing that

928
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 2: is a major fucking problem for your administration and just

929
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 2: like putting it in people's faces as they're at they're

930
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 2: most stressed out and annoyed with you, Like, yeah, exactly.

931
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: That's why Democrats aren't really bothered by this in the

932
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: sense that they're like, this isn't the fucking move you

933
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: think it is, even if you think you're trolling, like

934
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: it's just going to remind people that you're in charge

935
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: of this line not moving because you've already admitted that

936
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: you've killed a deal to pay TSA agents because you

937
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 1: wanted to get your say ack passed and b the

938
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: ice goons another reminder of how fucking far even you know,

939
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 1: further into the darkness we've gone.

940
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 3: But you know, I have, I have, I have a

941
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 3: negative thought here where, and I might need my my screenpillow.

942
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 3: But I'm worried that the joke I was going to

943
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 3: make is like, oh, well, at least they're only on

944
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 3: their phones, right and not you know, shooting innocent US

945
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 3: civilians and like arresting innocent people and putting them in cages.

946
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 3: And I'm now wondering, is this my fear is that

947
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 3: this is human because the bar is so low on

948
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 3: their humanity if they're only on their phones, is this

949
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 3: making them seem like I don't like not normalizing, but

950
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 3: is it almost more normal? Like putting them in a

951
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 3: normal space where there's not all help? This is a

952
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 3: much as bad as TSA is right now. It's not

953
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 3: the chaos that they're used trying to be.

954
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 2: Like, Look, they can stand out non violently and be

955
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:25,879
Speaker 2: useless too.

956
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 3: That's what I'm worried about. Yeah, I don't obviously we're

957
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 3: thinking this like we're seeing what's actually happened.

958
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: I feel like you're I feel like the natural human

959
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: response is why the fuck is this line so long?

960
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 2: And like, what are these assholes just doing? So if

961
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 2: they're standing there doing nothing but standing there like overarmed,

962
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 2: you know, like scaring children with their giant guns and

963
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 2: then like on their phones, I feel like it's not

964
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 2: a great look. I hope so it's like doing something uh,

965
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,879
Speaker 2: you know, productive and helpful. I think, yes, that that

966
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 2: might work to their advantage, but I don't think. I

967
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 2: don't think that's who these assholes are, you know, right

968
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 2: right right?

969
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just hoping everyone sees it that way.

970
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

971
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 1: I mean, look, even OJ he did he decided to

972
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: do a prank show after the murder trial to try

973
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: and curry up some favor with the public. Like, you know,

974
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: you gotta do something fun, you do something fun, and

975
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: that's why we all forgave OJ. Yeah, yeah exactly, that's

976
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: why we did as a show. Look, I'm just standing around,

977
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: not doing murders. People are like, man, I don't know,

978
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 1: he's like prank show. You were like, oh now now

979
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,399
Speaker 1: he's got me, got me all right?

980
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 2: OJA. Maybe I had the wrong idea. Okay, okay, I'm

981
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 2: not black. I'm over OJ. Okay, let's take a quick

982
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,879
Speaker 2: break and we'll come back and look at the new competition.

983
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,240
Speaker 2: Fuck Anderson Cooper and Jake Tapper. We'll be right back

984
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 2: into We're back. We're back. Have you tried to scream

985
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 2: a scream towel? Let's try right now, Joe, all right,

986
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 2: here we go.

987
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 3: Oh no, so that's a little too porous, but it's

988
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 3: all you have is a towel.

989
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, that's that hurt.

990
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: To hear you scream like that felt pain, like there

991
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:20,879
Speaker 1: was pain.

992
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 2: It was completely fin scream like that. You shouldn't hang

993
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 2: out with me for seventy percent of the day. Then

994
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 2: all right, some news that made me do that into

995
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 2: my uh scream towel.

996
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: Scream towel trademark.

997
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 2: Uh, CNN's coming for our asses, Miles. Yeah, I know,

998
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 2: I know.

999
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 3: You guys had a good run, but.

1000
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 2: You got a good you as well.

1001
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: Blake's takes for for I can't believe that you guys

1002
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: came for me. Mainstream media wants to look like a

1003
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: second rate, but.

1004
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 2: A literal second rate podcast is what they're trying to

1005
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 2: go for, right, So they took a look at the

1006
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:07,839
Speaker 2: situation they're cable news viewership plummeting things looking especially bad

1007
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 2: at CNN, where they're you know, they're there, their ratings

1008
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 2: have been, their ratings were up during the first Trump administration.

1009
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 2: This time people are just like, I don't know, man,

1010
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 2: they don't seem to they especially like, yeah, there's the

1011
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 2: Zaslav of it all. There's also just I don't know.

1012
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 2: I think people lost a lot of faith in the

1013
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 2: mainstream media as they lost faith in the mainstream Democratic

1014
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 2: Party in the last election, and so people are just

1015
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 2: like kind of out on that ship. So CNN says heard, we've.

1016
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 1: Heard you guys.

1017
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 2: We are need to get your trust back right, and

1018
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 2: we're bringing it back with a reverse makeover to make

1019
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 2: us look more like the podcasters you seem to be

1020
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 2: listening to instead of us.

1021
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 1: And what are the percentages too, because like the the

1022
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: like belief or faith viewers and listeners have with the

1023
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 1: news versus podcasting is also pretty right.

1024
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Fifty three percent of people say they trust

1025
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 2: news that they get from podcasts about the same as

1026
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,240
Speaker 2: the news they get from other sources. Twenty three percent

1027
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 2: say they trust the news they get from podcasts more

1028
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 2: than the news they get elsewhere. So gang, that's right.

1029
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 2: And then unidentical say they trust the news they get

1030
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 2: from podcasts less than the news they get elsewhere. Right,

1031
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 2: But according to vox Topica's new survey, the listening have

1032
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 2: eighty five percent of registered voters surveyed trust podcasts more

1033
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 2: than any other news and information source. Unfortunately, that might

1034
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 2: include THEO VON Oh it definitely does. Podcasting is a

1035
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 2: pretty big voice, so that's probably not good overall. But

1036
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:56,839
Speaker 2: like I don't know, CNN does it like seems completely

1037
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 2: dead and sterile and in a lot of cases, like

1038
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 2: it's just kind of impossible to get smarter by.

1039
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:09,479
Speaker 1: Well when you constantly both sides ship to the point

1040
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,319
Speaker 1: where you're like why are even platforming people who have

1041
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: the dumbest ideas or normalizing like really dumb fucking policies

1042
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: and not understanding how that's actually affecting like like working

1043
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: people on the ground. Uh yeah, Then every day, like

1044
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 1: you watch the news and like these people don't even

1045
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: fucking get it anymore, Like what the fuck are they

1046
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: talking about? I mean, like they're saying news things, but

1047
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 1: I don't even know what they're what they believe. And

1048
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 1: I think that's the part too, where it's like what

1049
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: can you is that bad or good? And do you

1050
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 1: think that based on your values? You're just trying to

1051
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 1: be like and I'm just saying what the White House.

1052
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 2: And they're more captured than any you know, one CNN

1053
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:52,240
Speaker 2: is you know, one hundred percent the victim of corporate capture.

1054
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:56,800
Speaker 2: So like I you know, every every body, every decision

1055
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:00,760
Speaker 2: gets run through a board that's like overseen by fucking

1056
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 2: billionaires and titans of industry. So you're gonna get bullshit

1057
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 2: like this where they're like, you know, I'm sure somebody

1058
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 2: was like, what if they just like said what was

1059
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 2: actually like they thought about stuff and what they thought

1060
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 2: was happening? Oh, you don't want to know what they think?

1061
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 2: That's true? And then ideas instead they were like, what

1062
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 2: if Jake Tapper hosted the lead from his office sitting

1063
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 2: in front of a giant podcasting microphone and a desk

1064
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 2: featuring just a very calculated mess of assorted knickknacks.

1065
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, no makeup, no makeup anymore, that's out.

1066
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 2: I don't think that's true. I think they think they're

1067
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 2: still pancaking, that.

1068
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: They're putting more on more than ever.

1069
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 2: Actually, can we get even more makeup? What do you

1070
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 2: have like a fucking tarantula on his desk. There's like

1071
00:57:54,280 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 2: a tarantua like Adermy tarantula, a golden camel, maybe Eisenhower,

1072
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 2: like a General Eisenhower coffee mug.

1073
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Speaker 3: I think.

1074
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 2: Out of the head?

1075
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 1: Is that Bill Clinton? And like a Scoresesey bobble head?

1076
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, that tarantula was alive and then Jake board it

1077
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 3: to death.

1078
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 1: My first guest is this tarantulae with it?

1079
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 2: What's something you think is overrated? Tarantula? All right? Cool?

1080
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 2: Wide shots of his office include a rack of clothes,

1081
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 2: a couch that is designated Jake's jack Off couch for

1082
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 2: Jack's off when meetings are not happenings.

1083
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 1: It was so hard to get a sponsor for that.

1084
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 2: But you might want to lay down a towel, is

1085
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 2: the sub subtitle? Yeah, yeah, yeah, ja put it down

1086
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 2: before you sit there, put it down. Put a towel

1087
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 2: down when you sit there? What why? Political posters from

1088
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 2: campaigns including Mitt Romney, John McCain, and John Edwards. Cool, No, Romney, Ryan,

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Speaker 2: why don't they trust us? What the heck?

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Speaker 1: And look it looks like it looks like some schlubby

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Speaker 1: podcasting it even it's a lit so poorly like Jake

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Speaker 1: Tapper's lit but on the other side of his office,

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Speaker 1: like the guest scouts.

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Speaker 2: And then here are some doggle in the shadows over here,

1095
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 2: looking looking weird. You can kind of see their like

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Speaker 2: butts and stuff like it's just like a bad a

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00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 2: bad look. They're kind of you know, nobody.

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Speaker 1: Windows opens an open window.

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Speaker 2: But according to Jake, we thought we would bring you

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Speaker 2: into the space where me and my team do our

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Speaker 2: actual journalism and plan the show every day. Oh my god, cool,

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00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 2: because we we thought we could feign cultural relevance by

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Speaker 2: bringing you into the space where I take naps and

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Speaker 2: Jack Off did not you know what was hit the

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Speaker 2: popular with the board? Yeah, the laziest one though. Anderson

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01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 2: Cooper is just doing the same thing, except his sleeves

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01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 2: are rolled up and he just has a big honkin

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01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 2: microphone in front of him. Yeah what is there? Fuck?

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01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 2: What what is wrong with these idiots? And his guests

1110
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 2: now have like cups of like paper cups of coffee,

1111
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 2: but with CNN with the CNN logo on it, so

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Speaker 2: just pretending what mics don't exist anymore? How?

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Speaker 1: Like what's the over under till they're all holding like

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Speaker 1: the little TikTok microphones like on a business card, and

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Speaker 1: they going okay, so like what do you think about Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I agree that yeah.

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Speaker 2: One say yeah, Bbie, like what's like the most busting

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Speaker 2: in food trend? You think right now? Mister Nandiaho go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Like where I I mean, it makes sense because this

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Speaker 1: is the this is the best these capitalists can do

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01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 1: because they don't actually understand how far like, how far

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01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 1: gone they themselves are, right, so everything has to be

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Speaker 1: It's the presupposition is, well, I'm not fucking up, So

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Speaker 1: what if if I start from there?

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Speaker 2: Then what is it?

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Speaker 1: Because it's certainly not me and it's certainly not the

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Speaker 1: values we're espousing as a network. It's it's got to

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Speaker 1: be something else. Oh okay, it should look like a

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Speaker 1: podcast and then athetics it's because those guys just look

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Speaker 1: like poor people. That's that's why they trust them. So

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Speaker 1: you know what, Anderson, Dude, I know you're gonna hate

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Speaker 1: this idea.

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Speaker 2: What if you wore a T shirt? Dude, would your

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01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 2: mind button?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: You philp motherfucker. I'm talking about a fucking regular ass

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01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 1: T shirt.

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Speaker 2: OK. Maybe a graphic T with Dale Earnhardt or some

1139
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 2: shit on it. But if I did, like a little

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Speaker 2: thing where I rolled up my sleep.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, okay, all right, we'll we love incremental

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01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: we love incrementalism here, so well, I guess we can avide.

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Speaker 2: What if I have one of those big stupid fucking

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01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 2: mics that these dipshits another great idea, so you we

1145
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 2: can just we can feel the disdain coming through a

1146
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:09,439
Speaker 2: little bit too too thick. But yeah, shows that they

1147
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 2: clearly don't understand why audiences are leaving. CNN employees were

1148
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 2: themselves apparently shocked this week in the span of ten minutes.

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01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 2: This is from somebody who works at CNN. So this week,

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Speaker 2: on the spent span of ten minutes, I received texts

1151
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 2: from three current or former CNN employees alerting me to

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01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 2: an abnormal programming tweak turn on CNN. What the fuck

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Speaker 2: is that? Set? They said?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean because also too, if you

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01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: think about it, is no one is actually espousing the

1156
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 1: values that like day to day people are saying, like

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Speaker 1: having conversations with.

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Speaker 2: Each other about like no one is.

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01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: No one has a show like an anchored show where

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01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 1: they're saying, we need to be taxing the billionaires more

1161
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: The reason why we have such this this income gap

1162
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 1: is because we don't we've completely lost our way with

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Speaker 1: like a progressive tax system, like we haven't had it

1164
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 1: since the said like they're like nineteen seventy one or whatever.

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01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,040
Speaker 1: No one's gonna say that. No one's going to talk

1166
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Speaker 1: about like actual oppression of colored people, fucking Muslim people, whoever.

1167
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 1: No one is going to say anything about like forcefully,

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Speaker 1: And if they do, it'll be someone on a panel,

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01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 1: and then there'll be plenty of other people like, oh,

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01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:28,440
Speaker 1: you're overreacting and yeah, yeah, you know, and somebody to

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01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: shout that person down. Yeah, and most that's what and

1172
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 1: people go, oh, I like that person, and they go,

1173
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 1: why the fuck is this other maga dickhead now just

1174
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 1: screaming at them like this isn't even fucking productive. But again,

1175
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 1: their whole fucking solution for that is because again there's

1176
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:46,080
Speaker 1: no way they can elevate voices that are there that

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Speaker 1: like actually are going to speak out in terms of

1178
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: like a corporate like kleptocracy or use those words. And

1179
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 1: if it is, it's going to be some like radical professor.

1180
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 1: We're going to talk to you today to find out

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01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 1: why liberals are so out of their minds, it's just yeah,

1182
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: then this is what you're gonna be left with, people

1183
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 1: singing the same fucking song to each other over and over,

1184
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 1: and people like, bro, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Tired now into a podcast, Mike, Yeah exactly.

1186
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 1: But now they're on a couch and you can see

1187
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 1: how bad Jake Tapper's posture really is.

1188
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 2: I know, Jake, just let it, let it all hang out, man,

1189
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 2: show us all those dang nick knacks. It's really even

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01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 2: Do we really think that, like because everything is like

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01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 2: so over oh, like there's too much shit, but it

1192
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 2: all seems like so weirdly specific that like I feel

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01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 2: like they sent a shopper out to like fill his

1194
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 2: desk with bullshit. Oh yes, that's unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: I mean thing too, they're not even doing that the natural.

1196
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,360
Speaker 3: It's like, no, this is natural, and it's like all right,

1197
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 3: So we took multiple surveys as to what is natural

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01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 3: and then we put it like it's insane.

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Speaker 2: It's toys on a desk. Can we get three different

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01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 2: looks at this that we could then focus group test

1201
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 2: a little bit with uh, some we we need to

1202
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 2: find at what how it appeals to people in Iowa

1203
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 2: jas he's an Eagles fan. Look at that one.

1204
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 3: I love this move. Actually, I think this move is fantastic.

1205
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 3: I think it's a perfectly normal j It's fun going

1206
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 3: go birds, Go Tapper, go Bert's, go Taper, go ce

1207
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 3: in it birth, go tapper.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why that's right. Anderson Keeper, Oh my god, Blake,

1209
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 2: such pleasure having you as always likewise likewise likewise where

1210
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,600
Speaker 2: can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff.

1211
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 3: People can follow me at Blake Wexter and all social media.

1212
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 3: And then my final show before who knows when I'll

1213
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 3: do stand up again. So final show before the Twins

1214
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 3: come April eleventh. I'll be in Philadelphia next in Line

1215
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:55,160
Speaker 3: Comedy Club, two shows, seven thirty, nine thirty. I'm gonna

1216
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 3: be talking about a lot of Twins stuff, and we're

1217
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 3: talking about a lot of other stuff too, But yeah,

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Speaker 3: that'll be my final show. So if you're in the

1219
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 3: Philly area, that'll be a great one to go to.

1220
01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 3: And yeah, at like Western and social media and.

1221
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 2: You'll be back on that show April eighteenth, just say

1222
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 2: you know we've already scheduled it out. Thanks, that is correct, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I will. It's amazing having you here. Is there a

1224
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:18,080
Speaker 2: work of media that you've been enjoying?

1225
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:21,960
Speaker 3: Yes, my wife wrote, and my wife's a writer, and

1226
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:25,720
Speaker 3: she wrote an article for Box about how she doesn't

1227
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:30,080
Speaker 3: like being pregnant and it starts with three words greetings

1228
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:34,439
Speaker 3: from hell, so you can read that. She she also

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01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 3: wrote an article about being married to me that started

1230
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Speaker 3: the same exactly. Yeah, but she wrote that. Yeah, this

1231
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,080
Speaker 3: piece of shit again is how that one starts.

1232
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,320
Speaker 1: But no, she is a real article. It's called the

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Speaker 1: Ugly Emotion.

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Speaker 3: Pregnant people aren't supposed to talk about for Box Media.

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Speaker 1: Julia Respexsler.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go my money. Is there a work

1237
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 2: you've been enjoying? And where can people find you?

1238
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:06,760
Speaker 1: Quick question? What's Queen Village, Philadelphia? Like that's where Jake

1239
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 1: Tapper was born and raised or he's born in New York.

1240
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 1: He was raised in Queen Village, Philadelphia.

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01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:13,640
Speaker 2: That's why he's.

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01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 1: Got Phillage is where it says it shares boundaries of

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01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:20,800
Speaker 1: Society Hill to the north, Belevista to the west, and

1244
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 1: Pennsport to the south. It's it's actually not that. Yeah,

1245
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:26,880
Speaker 1: it's near the river.

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01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 3: So like, also, I don't know what it was like

1247
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,120
Speaker 3: when he was growing up there, but it's kind of near.

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01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 1: His dad is like the head of pediatrics for like

1249
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 1: the South Philadelphia Pediatric Center or whatever.

1250
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,560
Speaker 3: It's deep South Philly. It's cool, Yeah, it's it's cool. Yeah,

1251
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 3: all right, bro, all right, Jake Tapper, Hey man, Hey,

1252
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 3: tell those birds to fly. My bro, you can find

1253
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 3: me everywhere at miles of Gray. I'm talking shit about

1254
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 3: ninety day Fiance on four to twenty Day Fiance. I'm

1255
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:52,240
Speaker 3: talking shit.

1256
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 1: About the Premier League and European football at large on

1257
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:57,480
Speaker 1: Ain't it footy?

1258
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:01,240
Speaker 2: God? We fucking we fucked real bad Sunday.

1259
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 1: We had a We were in the Carabell Cup Final

1260
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,840
Speaker 1: and totally shit the bed.

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01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:08,200
Speaker 3: What you're talking about?

1262
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:10,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean look, look I can look around

1263
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:13,760
Speaker 1: and find I can find comfort all around her work

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01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:14,080
Speaker 1: and media.

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01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:15,080
Speaker 2: I like. Is so.

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01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:17,800
Speaker 1: Amanda Moore, who's a journalist we've had on the show before,

1267
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: posted a video at the like Terminal E at Bush

1268
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: International or Intercontinental Airport in Houston. It just it's wild,

1269
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:29,599
Speaker 1: It says, when you arrive at Terminal E at Bush

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01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:32,680
Speaker 1: Intercontinental in Houston, the line outside looks manageable, but in

1271
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 1: reality it starts in the basement. Goes up a floor

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01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:41,000
Speaker 1: and zigzags through baggage check, then runs outside before sneaking

1273
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 1: around the check encounters. And it looks like it looks

1274
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:46,680
Speaker 1: like a scene in like a sci fi movie where

1275
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: like everyone's trying to leave Earth. Yes, and then brooks

1276
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:54,720
Speaker 1: Utterlake quote tweeted that it said the line at ih

1277
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,559
Speaker 1: may become a new type of micro society. Babies will

1278
01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 1: be born in the line. They'll grow up knowing nothing

1279
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,720
Speaker 1: of nothing outside the line. The line will develop its

1280
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:07,719
Speaker 1: own language, its own culture. Yeah, it looks fucking harrowing.

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01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:10,240
Speaker 1: So anybody if you're listening to this in line right now,

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01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:11,559
Speaker 1: God bless you.

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01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh I love heroing.

1284
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:22,920
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, harrow wing. Sorry sorry, tell me back to

1285
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:26,439
Speaker 2: the ole meat. That's right. Uh. You can find me

1286
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 2: on Twitter at Jack Underscore O, Brian Blue Sky Jack

1287
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 2: ob the number one uh Instagram Jack Underscore ol Underscore

1288
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:37,559
Speaker 2: Brian Uh. Let's see. Uh these are some old tweets

1289
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:41,679
Speaker 2: that I enjoyed. John Kim Baby Kim tweeted, if there's

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01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 2: a young actor named the lebron b James, we could

1291
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:48,599
Speaker 2: have an interesting debate in a few years. And then

1292
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:53,000
Speaker 2: Slice Slice of Heck tweeted they should make a Jurassic

1293
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 2: Park movie where all the dinosaurs and humans get along

1294
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,880
Speaker 2: and the park runs just fine. I'm tired of this.

1295
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:04,960
Speaker 2: I'm tired of this. Just show it working. Shows up

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01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,840
Speaker 2: every time to the movie being like, just make it work.

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01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:11,720
Speaker 1: Why did you think how many fucking times do you

1298
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:13,080
Speaker 1: need to tempt this before you.

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Speaker 3: Can make the gates higher? Wire the gates so low.

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Speaker 2: You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at

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Speaker 2: listening to it, and there at the bottom you will

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Speaker 2: find the footnotes no God, oh my God, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: be sick, which is where we link off to the

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Speaker 2: information we talked about in today's episode. We also link

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Speaker 2: off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: is there a song you think that people might enjoy?

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Speaker 1: So we're actually gonna ride out because there was some

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Speaker 1: positive reception to the FONK track I played French Kiss

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Speaker 1: last week. This is another one for you call blow speakers.

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Speaker 1: Blowing speakers, okay, and that's what you're gonna do is.

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Speaker 2: By Holy Maine. Okay, everybody has.

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Speaker 1: A main name because it's all sort of inspired by

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Speaker 1: you know, the South and memphistry bacifically, but Harry, this

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Speaker 1: one was called Blow and Speakers.

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Speaker 2: Check it out.

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Speaker 1: Is Wholly Maine and it's just like a fun beat

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Speaker 1: and like it has like a B section where it's

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Speaker 1: like real dark, and it does it for people who

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Speaker 1: used to have sound systems in their car and you

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Speaker 1: used to think about blowing the trunk off your car.

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Speaker 2: This is a track for that. So there you go,

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Speaker 2: Blow and Speakers. All right, we will link off to

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