Speaker 1: The second date of date. Is it possible to be
Speaker 1: too hot to date? Asking for a friend?
Speaker 2: Nobody in this room could answer you.
Speaker 1: Seriously.
Speaker 3: If you look on TikTok right now, there's all these
Speaker 3: videos of beautiful models complaining that no men will approach
Speaker 3: them because guys are too intimidated.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my best friend is gorgeous and she
Speaker 2: always had that problem.
Speaker 4: Yeah to them.
Speaker 3: It was all part of Hoosa's hashtag ask a Hot
Speaker 3: Girl out without peeing yourself challenge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't go so pants.
Speaker 3: That might be the problem that one of our listeners, Kristen,
Speaker 3: is facing in her love life right now. She's worried
Speaker 3: maybe she was too attractive during her first date.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll try not to make fun of you right
Speaker 2: out of the gate.
Speaker 1: I don't feel sorry for you already. We want to
Speaker 1: learn more how you doing.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry? Can I just this was a one nighte phenomenon.
Speaker 5: I am not that hot a true hot girl.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we'll hang up on this girl.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 3: We're just joking around with you, krist tell us about
Speaker 3: the guy that you ended up going out with. What's
Speaker 3: his name?
Speaker 5: His name is ben I don't even know if you
Speaker 5: could call it going out. Last week, I was supposed
Speaker 5: to meet up with my friend just get some drinks
Speaker 5: or whatever. Girls nights. I have this thing where I
Speaker 5: like to wear these one piece outfits now, like a jumper.
Speaker 3: Like a jumper yeap oh yeah yeah, like those babies
Speaker 3: wear that you zip up from the foot.
Speaker 1: All the way to the neck.
Speaker 2: Like I will say, I wish they had a zipper
Speaker 2: down the wall, because going to the bathroom in a jumper.
Speaker 5: Is really.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I keep going. You're you're looking good.
Speaker 5: So I'm sitting at the bar waiting for my friend
Speaker 5: and she is running late, and meanwhile guys are like
Speaker 5: sending me drinks, the bartenders flirting with me.
Speaker 2: Okay girl.
Speaker 5: And there's this one guy in particular who is just
Speaker 5: like absolutely my type from head to toe. Like he
Speaker 5: was even wearing like the outfit my high schoo will
Speaker 5: crush you through it. That was like my favorite outfit
Speaker 5: with like green corduroys and a little black polo shirt.
Speaker 5: And he had a beard just like he was way
Speaker 5: taller than me.
Speaker 1: It's good, it's good that you got over him. So
Speaker 1: did the ban approach you?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 5: No? I mean, I thought maybe he was looking my
Speaker 5: way a little bit, but like I said, I was
Speaker 5: really feeling myself. So I went up to him.
Speaker 2: As you watch all the other boys be jealous.
Speaker 5: Cool.
Speaker 1: In your situation, jealous.
Speaker 5: About this. Well, okay, here's where it gets a little
Speaker 5: bit weird because I've never had anything like this happened
Speaker 5: to me before. So I'm like, I'm sitting with him,
Speaker 5: and I'm chatting with him, and I'm clearly into him,
Speaker 5: and the bartender comes over and interrupts because some other
Speaker 5: guys sent me a drink.
Speaker 3: Nice while you're talking to the guy that you wanted
Speaker 3: and competitive the guy being like, hey, bro, sorry, I
Speaker 3: see you.
Speaker 1: She walked to you, but I still got a retention
Speaker 1: over here.
Speaker 2: You like that? Did did he seem to like that,
Speaker 2: like as like a challenge or did he seem to
Speaker 2: be put off by it?
Speaker 5: I mean, he had a beard, so it's pretty hard
Speaker 5: to tell.
Speaker 1: Was he mostly beard? No idea?
Speaker 2: Like I was actually bore like five o'clock shadow, no
Speaker 2: Santa Claus.
Speaker 5: That was like a little bit awkward. So I kind
Speaker 5: of used that as an opportunity to like show him
Speaker 5: that I was into him. So I kind of looked
Speaker 5: at the other guy like, uh, thanks, but what the heck,
Speaker 5: and just ignored him and went back to talking to Ben.
Speaker 1: Actually must have made him feel good.
Speaker 5: Like wow, but here's the thing, guys. Then it happened again.
Speaker 2: What whoa wait? Same dude, like, same.
Speaker 5: Dude, kid, now different dude.
Speaker 1: Can you send me a link to your jumps? I
Speaker 1: want that.
Speaker 5: I had like some sort of magical magnetism going on,
Speaker 5: and I just I just I like saluted that guy awkwardly,
Speaker 5: like okay, captain, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Thinking about setting you a drink right now.
Speaker 1: The bar seems like the coolest place.
Speaker 3: It's got captains, it's got lumberjacks Brooks over.
Speaker 1: In the back saying like, how do you do.
Speaker 4: Mama?
Speaker 5: Tell them because I'm out of your commentation.
Speaker 1: That's the weirdest bar. How did this interaction between you
Speaker 1: and Ben? How did that end?
Speaker 5: Well? I mean, eventually my friend let me know that
Speaker 5: she wasn't coming, and I was like, that's actually fine.
Speaker 1: I forgot about and we.
Speaker 5: Hung out for the rest of the night, had a
Speaker 5: fantastic night. He gave me his number, I gave him
Speaker 5: my number. Yeah, And I mean that's basically been did
Speaker 5: you ask.
Speaker 2: Him if he was single, like, point blank, Oh.
Speaker 5: My god, no, I have not. Actually, this is mind blowing.
Speaker 1: Because even if he wasn't interested in you.
Speaker 3: The fact that you were like literally swatting other men
Speaker 3: away in front of him and then telling him you
Speaker 3: were so interested like.
Speaker 1: That alone would make it.
Speaker 2: Guy, just make all you back attention. Not him.
Speaker 5: I've been theorizing because obviously I've been thinking about nothing
Speaker 5: but since and maybe he like stalked me online and
Speaker 5: is like, Okay, she's not always that hot.
Speaker 2: Oh it's like when they turn the lights on at
Speaker 2: the end of the night.
Speaker 5: Of the bar and you're like, do you have to understand? Like,
Speaker 5: for me, the onesie thing, the whole thing is I
Speaker 5: don't have to put an outfit together. It's like no effort.
Speaker 5: So it's like I don't want to make up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. I'm with you.
Speaker 3: Okay, you and your magic onesie hold on. We're gonna
Speaker 3: play a song that we'll call Ben for you, and
Speaker 3: we'll try and get your second date update.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, I'm suddenly feeling very.
Speaker 4: Hot.
Speaker 1: Got this hold on update.
Speaker 2: You're in the middle of a second date update update,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
Speaker 2: right after you here part two.
Speaker 3: Hey, if you're just joining us, it's the sequel to
Speaker 3: Joseph and the Amazing Technical or Dream cot Listen and
Speaker 3: the Magic Do Attracting Onesie wants to link because she
Speaker 3: went out and wore this one specific jumper that made
Speaker 3: her look real fine that night. So guys at the
Speaker 3: bar kept sending her drinks, which was a good thing,
Speaker 3: except it was happening while she was sitting down with
Speaker 3: the one dude that she really wanted to be with,
Speaker 3: a sexy lumberjack type named Ben who's apparently more beard
Speaker 3: than body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's worried.
Speaker 3: Maybe all that attention from other guys was a little
Speaker 3: bit intimidating to Ben and it could have scared him away.
Speaker 2: How could a guy with a beard like that be intimidated.
Speaker 5: I don't know what happened, but he's not asking me out,
Speaker 5: so I mean, whatever it is, I want to know.
Speaker 3: Maybe his beard got caught on the door and he's
Speaker 3: just he can't get home to make the call to you.
Speaker 1: So let's find out here we go. Hello, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds right. Hey, is this Ben the beard?
Speaker 4: What I mean? Ben?
Speaker 1: Ben with a beard. This is Ben. Sorry, he sounded
Speaker 1: exactly like I thought. I think Ben just flustered everyone
Speaker 1: in the road. I know then, Sorry.
Speaker 3: My name is jeff I also have a beard, but
Speaker 3: probably not as nice as yours. I host a morning
Speaker 3: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and
Speaker 3: we're hoping to talk with you a little bit.
Speaker 2: Uh. You can also hear some podcasts too, if you
Speaker 2: want to look us up on like Spotify, any of that.
Speaker 2: We're there.
Speaker 4: Uh all right, cool, that's all we wanted to say.
Speaker 1: Thanks for your time.
Speaker 2: Den.
Speaker 3: Sometimes, No, we're really calling because we're doing something called
Speaker 3: a second date update. We're trying to help one of
Speaker 3: our listeners get a hold of you. Okay, her name's Kristen,
Speaker 3: and you met her out at the bar.
Speaker 1: The other night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't really a first date.
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you don't remember Kristen. She had a
Speaker 2: really cute jumper on. Most guys don't recognize that stuffguage.
Speaker 4: No, oh my gosh, I do know. I know who
Speaker 4: that girl is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to talk to her. She sounded awesome,
Speaker 2: like funny.
Speaker 1: She wasn't like full of herself at all. Yeah, really fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's super fun. She's right, Okay, I'm sorry she
Speaker 4: told you that we hung out or something stild a
Speaker 4: radio station. We hung out.
Speaker 3: She said that she met you out at the bar
Speaker 3: the other night and was having a really nice time.
Speaker 3: And then afterwards, it's been kind of hard getting ahold
Speaker 3: of you, and she's curious.
Speaker 1: Why.
Speaker 4: Wow, this is this is so crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know this isn't a normal thing that happens,
Speaker 3: but we're really hoping to help her out because she's
Speaker 3: a listener.
Speaker 4: Who does that? Who does that? That's so she's just
Speaker 4: kind of messed up.
Speaker 2: What did she do something to you?
Speaker 4: I don't know, I was the situation was like I
Speaker 4: saw her at a bar and like she came over
Speaker 4: to me and we started chatting and she was really funny.
Speaker 4: But I mean like she got like a drink from
Speaker 4: another guy. I guess.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you mentioned that to us a little bit.
Speaker 3: Is that something that intimidated you?
Speaker 4: I mean not really not at first. I mean I
Speaker 4: thought it was kind of funny that a dude was
Speaker 4: doing that. But when it happened again, because it happened
Speaker 4: like a second time, I was like, oh, he don't
Speaker 4: know this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but how are you How are you blaming her?
Speaker 4: That's not her fault. So, like, the situation that happened
Speaker 4: was like she had to leave for a hot second,
Speaker 4: step out to like talk to her friend, I guess,
Speaker 4: because I guess the friend wasn't coming. But when she
Speaker 4: was outside, I like walked over to the guy who
Speaker 4: had set the drinks. Oh, like, hey, do you mind
Speaker 4: not doing that? I'm talking to this girl right now,
Speaker 4: and it kind of makes me look a little bad
Speaker 4: or like feels like you're being competitive, which is like
Speaker 4: so childlike that's not bad to go talk man to
Speaker 4: man real quick and just say, hey, bro, yeah you
Speaker 4: know you know you're not causing a scene, right and.
Speaker 1: You want to wrestle? Beard's over now if he's like,
Speaker 1: back on.
Speaker 3: But if you're like, hey, man, politely, I'm trying to
Speaker 3: talk with her, and you know, I think she's interested
Speaker 3: in me.
Speaker 2: So what did he say?
Speaker 4: He said he didn't send it.
Speaker 2: What Oh, so then you just obviously got the wrong dude, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like it was somebody else.
Speaker 1: The bartender said it wrong.
Speaker 4: No, because like the bartender pointed to the guy out,
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because.
Speaker 1: They're across the room. So the bartender was like.
Speaker 2: From him, So you went to the bartender.
Speaker 4: So I walked over the bartender and I asked the
Speaker 4: bartender and he was like, I can't really disclose that
Speaker 4: what I thought.
Speaker 2: He just pointed the dude out.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to.
Speaker 3: Start or something, he say.
Speaker 4: It was just weird that he was being coy and
Speaker 4: I called that out. I was like, why do you
Speaker 4: carry you literally pointed the guy out before And that's
Speaker 4: when he told me, which is that I guess this
Speaker 4: is something that she did.
Speaker 1: That Kristen does.
Speaker 4: She pays the bartender to like send a drink to
Speaker 4: herself from some random guy every like that an hour hour?
Speaker 3: Really, way do you believe that I'm going to start
Speaker 3: doing this?
Speaker 2: You think?
Speaker 1: Do you think that's true?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the second he like admitted it, he was like,
Speaker 4: don't tell her. She does this often, Like she comes
Speaker 4: in and does this every month.
Speaker 2: Or soot like he doesn't he did it for like
Speaker 2: a few months. He though, that's kind of nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm about to keep track of that sneaky trick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you think that's a red flag? You don't
Speaker 2: think it's just kind of funny.
Speaker 4: That's so it's so weird that.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's just trying to pump up her
Speaker 2: own confidence. That some people need that, especially if they're
Speaker 2: going to go approach another guy, which is a really
Speaker 2: intimidating thing to do as a woman.
Speaker 3: True, it's I mean, it sounds so outlandis you guys
Speaker 3: are all believing it.
Speaker 1: I'm still not sure if this is actually true. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think we should.
Speaker 3: Just ask Kristin directly. Kristin, did you pay the bartender
Speaker 3: to send you drakes?
Speaker 5: Of course not.
Speaker 4: That's ridiculous, Ben, I forgot to tell you.
Speaker 1: Persons on the other line listening, she wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 5: So embarrassing.
Speaker 4: I'm embarrassed, but this is embarrassing for everyone.
Speaker 5: Okay, first of all, that is not even Drew. That's
Speaker 5: complete nonsense. I would never do that. But let's say
Speaker 5: theoretically someone did that. That's hilarious. I don't believe. No.
Speaker 5: I was listening and Ben's all like, oh, she's messed up,
Speaker 5: And I'm like, have you never seen the movie.
Speaker 2: Clueless and Clueless?
Speaker 5: Remember she sends herself talkless and slow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, in high school.
Speaker 2: I don't think they could be.
Speaker 1: At a year to somebody that's denying it. You sure
Speaker 1: do know a lot about how this system wars.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you guys, a magician never reveals their secret.
Speaker 1: Go okay, let me.
Speaker 3: Get Is it not even that cute?
Speaker 1: Then I'm kind of like, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, here's the thing. Does it even matter? Like? Who cares?
Speaker 2: She sounds awesome.
Speaker 4: I mean you can kind of hear what she's saying
Speaker 4: right now. She's making it seem like it's not that
Speaker 4: big of a deal, but she's like not ohwing up
Speaker 4: to it, but she kind of is owning up to it.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, if you're starting off on the wrong
Speaker 4: foot by being like deceitful and like maybe lying or
Speaker 4: maybe telling the truth, and I already don't want that
Speaker 4: right off the bat.
Speaker 5: So you are like, I feel like you're taking this
Speaker 5: really really seriously, considering we were a couple of random
Speaker 5: strangers that met in the bar and had a laugh
Speaker 5: and I just wanted to know you all right.
Speaker 4: Well, then if you think that I'm taking it too seriously,
Speaker 4: then just own up to it. Then I'll ask you again,
Speaker 4: did you do it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Of course I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it though a flirty It's like all
Speaker 1: of us and so she didn't do it trick.
Speaker 5: It works.
Speaker 2: It's what dating is. It's like, you know, trying to
Speaker 2: make yourself feel better, trying to make yourself look the best.
Speaker 2: She just used a different method.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation, but I do
Speaker 3: need to let Ben know that there's another woman who
Speaker 3: wants to send you a gift card to go on
Speaker 3: a date.
Speaker 1: Would you like that gift card?
Speaker 5: Ben?
Speaker 3: Because Ben, if you say yes, then you can go
Speaker 3: out with Kristen one more time.
Speaker 1: We'll pay for that.
Speaker 5: Uh, you know what?
Speaker 4: Sure? Yeah, why not? But you have one strike against
Speaker 4: you right now? You know you on a warning.
Speaker 2: Okay, sounds like a naughty thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, agree. You know I have never ever cheated
Speaker 5: or anything like that any ever in my life.
Speaker 1: You have to insist that no one asked.
Speaker 4: Worry.
Speaker 2: It's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: It's been a few months since we did that second date,
Speaker 3: and we were supposed to have Ben and Kristen back
Speaker 3: on with us today to get an update on their situation.
Speaker 4: But we don't.
Speaker 3: Only Ben agreed, Kristen actually sent us an email calling
Speaker 3: Ben a bunch of names.
Speaker 1: What I don't know why but Ben, can you shed
Speaker 1: some light on the situation. Tell us what happened?
Speaker 2: Maybe they were sweetheart, Maybe she was calling you sweetheart
Speaker 2: and babe.
Speaker 1: That's not the name. I can tell you that. Then
Speaker 1: what happened, dude?
Speaker 4: I mean, I absolutely know why she refused to be
Speaker 4: on the phone because we went to some sort of bar.
Speaker 4: But it was a different one than we went to
Speaker 4: on the first dape, obviously for obvious reasons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we give you a gift certificate. So what happened?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. And I was like, you know,
Speaker 4: it would be a really good joke. I mean, in retrospect,
Speaker 4: it was kind of stupid, but I thought it was funny,
Speaker 4: which is I decided to pull the same joke that
Speaker 4: she pulled on me.
Speaker 2: You had pretend women sending you drinks exactly.
Speaker 4: That's it. I got that early and I told the bartender.
Speaker 4: I was like, Hey, I'm gonna sit over there. Missed
Speaker 4: my credit card and you'll see when my day comes in. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and maybe wait like five minutes and then can you
Speaker 4: bring me a vodka soda and sit like point to
Speaker 4: the cutest girl in the bar like say it's from her.
Speaker 4: Do you mind?
Speaker 1: That's exactly what she did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it was obvious, obviously funny, right right,
Speaker 4: But then when the bartender did it, she was furious.
Speaker 2: Why Why was she so mad? Did she think you
Speaker 2: were making fun of her?
Speaker 4: Or I don't think that she really got the joke
Speaker 4: at first. And I didn't really have much of the
Speaker 4: time to kind of explain it because she just marched
Speaker 4: right over to the woman. So I had to kind
Speaker 4: of play damage control, and I like rushed up as well,
Speaker 4: and I was like, hey, I'm so sorry, like it
Speaker 4: was a joke, and then she like got in my
Speaker 4: face for a hot second.
Speaker 1: Whoa, she was the one that came up with this joke.
Speaker 2: It's not as funny when a guy does it.
Speaker 1: Do the joke, the joke.
Speaker 2: So she seems so cool, not so unstable.
Speaker 1: That's what happens with.
Speaker 3: All those cool girls, the cool one second nightmares the
Speaker 3: next mony.
Speaker 2: So was that the end? Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I guess she just got a little
Speaker 4: bit of her own medicine and she's not really returning
Speaker 4: my calls, so obviously.
Speaker 2: She really was doing it because she had kind of
Speaker 2: some maybe some self esteem. Okay, poor thing, dang it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a bummer but whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you get that woman's number that sent you
Speaker 2: the drink?
Speaker 4: If I can get it, will you guys help me
Speaker 4: out with the second date update?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: It obviously went so well the first time. Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning,