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Speaker 1: this Matthew? This is Matt Hey. This is Nick from

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Speaker 1: dry Cleaner's. How you doing? Man? Okay, look, I'm calling

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Speaker 1: because I see here you dropped off a suit for

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Speaker 1: us to clean. Yeah? Yeah, is you ready to be

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Speaker 1: picked up? Unfortunately it's not quite ready. That's actually what

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you. What's the problem. Well, I know Wes

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Speaker 1: said it'd be ready in three days, but to be honest,

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Speaker 1: is looking like at least six days now, maybe seven?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? I need this for an event.

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Speaker 1: You guys should have would be ready by friday. I

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Speaker 1: know what we said, and it's we're just so backed

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Speaker 1: up right now. You know, It's just it's imposed possible

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Speaker 1: to get everything done. Yeah, that's not good. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna just have to come by pick it

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Speaker 1: up and take it to another cleaner's. I mean, well,

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Speaker 1: you could do that. But to be honest, it'd be

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Speaker 1: way easier if you just subscribe to our Diamond Dryers program.

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Speaker 1: Diamond Dryers program, what the hell is that? It's a

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Speaker 1: new thing? Pretty much. You pay an additional fee of

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Speaker 1: a four ninety nine a month and I can make

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Speaker 1: sure that your clothes are ready to be picked up

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Speaker 1: exactly when we save LB. What do you have a guarantee?

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Speaker 1: You want me to pay extra money every month so

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Speaker 1: you'll have my clothes ready on the day that you

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Speaker 1: promise me. Well, I mean you need to think of

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Speaker 1: this as more of like an insurance thing, right, insurance?

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Speaker 1: Come on, what are you talking about? Subscription services are everywhere?

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Speaker 1: Like you definitely have Netflix. Everyone has Netflix? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do. Okay, Well, think of us is like um

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Speaker 1: dry flicks, except for we don't do the movies thing.

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Speaker 1: Can we just oh my god, what you just do clothes.

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Speaker 1: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It's like a scam.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's your opinion, but honestly, we do have

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Speaker 1: a lot of people that really like the Diamond Dryers program.

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Speaker 1: Good for you, I'm happy, but I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: give you extra money. Do your job. Oh I know,

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Speaker 1: so what I'm hearing is four ninety nine is a

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Speaker 1: little too rich for your blood. Okay, we do have

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Speaker 1: a lower tier called the Committed Cleaners Package. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Nine a month with a five year

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Speaker 1: signed contract? Of course, is this even legal? I mean,

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Speaker 1: since when do you dry cleaners start having a program

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Speaker 1: where you got to sign up? I've never heard about that.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's got to get with the times. Subscriptions are what

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Speaker 1: it's all about, and at least some of the Committed

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Speaker 1: Cleaners Package, we guarantee that you'll get your clothes back

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Speaker 1: only one or two days later than we probably this

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Speaker 1: has got to be a joke. There's no way people

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Speaker 1: sign up production. But put me on with your manager,

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Speaker 1: all right, Manager, coming right up, buddy, I can transfer you.

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Speaker 1: But good I'm gonna tell them you're trying to extort

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Speaker 1: money from customers. Pieces. Okay, Hey, look buddy, let's calm down.

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Speaker 1: Before I put you on the hold, I do need

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Speaker 1: to let you know there's like eight customers ahead of you.

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Speaker 1: So my approximate hold for you is it looks like

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Speaker 1: ninety minutes. Are you serious? You may not want to

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Speaker 1: hear this, but for only ninety nine cents, a month.

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Speaker 1: I can get you to the front of the line.

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Speaker 1: Subscribe to our whiny wagon pants plan. Sounds like, okay, perfect,

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Speaker 1: you're dead. I'm coming down her right now. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: kick your heart. Yeah, you come down here, bring your girlfriend, Jenny.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kiss her on the mouth. What sorry, so stupid,

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Speaker 1: you son of them. You're screwing with me, I am.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning Man, we're doing contact. He was

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Speaker 1: an all joke. Jenny told us that you lose your

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Speaker 1: temper really easily, so she wanted us to mess with

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Speaker 1: you on the air the other day. I mean that

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Speaker 1: freaking for the flock party on front. Yep, that's what

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Speaker 1: she told us to. Hey, but look, if you want

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Speaker 1: to get her back, you can subscribe to our perfect

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Speaker 1: Pranking package for only four ninety nine. That's four hundred

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Speaker 1: and ninety nine. By the way, I take that laugh

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Speaker 1: as a no. I still want to kill you, and actually,

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Speaker 1: in fact, Diamond Package members do get to kill me. Paul, Great,

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Speaker 1: now you want it